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When everybody loses their minds, our job here is done by neulichinberlin
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
23 May 2026
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The sports world is baffled when Ilya Rozanov doesn't renew his contract with Boston and isn't in any hurry to sign with a new team. It descends into pure chaos when shortly thereafter, Montreal's captain Shane Hollander announces his early retirement. As does Ilya Rozoanov. On the same day. That the rivals are getting married is the last straw to a collective psychosis that reaches all parts of society.
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The Tuna Melt Incident went differently. They chose each other. An exit strategy was formulated. The plan: Happily Ever After starts at 27. -
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Shane is obsessed with Ilya's new post-retirement body.
"Shane was sure that his husband was out to get him.Ilya was going to kill him...
Ever since Ilya retired from hockey, he decided to comfortably take up the role of being Shane's 'house husband'. Which for the most part has been a blessing; It has given Ilya more time to take care of their home, taking up gardening and cooking new recipes with his home-grown vegetables for Shane to try after practice. All this free time really opened up another aspect of devotion. Being able to dote on Shane even more than usual.
Shane absolutely adored it."
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ESPN @espn ✅
Time for the reveal!
Boston’s Legend @ilyarozanov will be the surprise commentator for the BOSTON VS MONTREAL game!
💬 122K 🔄 508.2K ❤️ 1Memma @rozanovstits
THEY GOT ROZANOV OUT OF RETIREMENT FOR THIS GAME????
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leo @rizzanov
oh my god i’ve missed his face please thank u jesus
💬 2K 🔄 23K ❤️ 200Kor: retired hockey god ilya rozanov and hockey god shane hollander
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Shane Hollander: Stupid Canadian Wolf-Bird Expert (and lover boy) by warmporridge
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
30 Mar 2026
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“I love him,” Shane says so simply that it catches JJ off guard.
Well, fuck. If Shane loves him, then JJ has to at least try to like him too, he promises himself. Fuck.
“I’ll… try.”
“Thank you.”
“But if his favourite player is Rozanov, I’m asking Hayden for help to bury his body.”
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In which Ilya is still a hockey player and Shane is the nerdy ornithologist who makes loons everyone’s problem.
Or, 5 times people learn that the nerdy TA obsessed with loons has a boyfriend. And 1 time they learn that said boyfriend is Ilya Rozanov.
Featuring a certain Russian figure skating living legend with silver hair. Ariana, what are you doing over here?
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Puck Me, I’m Yours by TylerReed
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
27 Mar 2026
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In a world where homophobia and queer fear doesn't exist, in a world where love can happen out in the open for anyone and everyone, Shane Hollander is still stubbornly single. As the Captain of the Montreal Voyageurs, he insists he's too focused on hockey and his career for a relationship, when in reality, old fears of being seen as "the hockey weirdo" keep him from unmasking.
That is, until Ilya Rozanov enters his life. The newly single Captain of the Ottawa Centaurs, after a decade-long relationship ends amicably, is now interested in the one man who won't give him the time of day.
So when Shane, while on National Television, tells Ilya he'll have to "impress him" to earn that first date, Ilya takes it as the greatest challenge of his life. What follows is a whirlwind of grand romantic gestures, public flirting, chirping (flirting) on the ice, social media ploys and and ever escalating spectacle. All while the NHL, their friends, their family, their teams, and fans across the continent watch, cheer, and place bets on when Shane will finally say yes.