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  1. Public Bookmark 50

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    What if Harry Potter did not return to his past…
    but crossed into another destiny entirely?

    Dying from a broken soulbond, Harry makes a bargain with Death and awakens in an alternate timeline where Tom Riddle was never the Dark Lord, ancient houses still rule Britain, and old magic was never buried.

    Now as Hadrian Sirius Peverell-Grindelwald, alongside Percival Median Azkaban, Ferdinand Regulus Merlin, George Charles Morgana, and Cedric Lucius Hywell, he enters a world of bloodline politics, noble courtships, hidden conspiracies, and a war already moving in shadow.

    Some wars are fought with wands.
    Some with vows.
    Some with blood.

    This is not a second chance.
    This is a destiny rewritten.

    Or: Five heirs make a bargain with Death, arrive in an aristocratic magical timeline, revive ancient houses, find their soulbonds… and may accidentally start a political revolution.

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    30 Apr 2026

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    Jesus Christ you make a lot of insanely pointless and repetitive chatter… I’m reading ts like a grocery list it’s so buns
    Still gonna read it tho lmao

    Updated the second I finished reading

    ((In short; I wonder when they’ll discover the joys of the comma))
    Currently loving this, I find it enjoyable for a reason entirely beyond myself, but I still have to ask… My brother… do you know what a comma is? I want to make it clear that this isn’t a complaint and that I’m going to continue reading for as long as you update, but yk the curiosity is (unfinished comment)

    I love supporting a budding author but girlie if the interactions at hogwarts play out in the same listed format I’m going to strangle myself before you post another chapter istg

    IMPROVEMENT!
    YEEEAAAAHAHHHHHHH!!!! ILY <33
    Our mains have been introduced to society and also their pairings (who are immediately possessive of them -Fred Idfk how that guy feels)
    Hoping for some more sibling-ish interactions in the future
    ALSO FUCKING GRINDLEWALD— LET MY MAN SEE HIS GRANDSON

    YEAAAAHAHAHHAHHHHHHHH

    I read three captors at one and all I have to say is
    Gay gay homosexual gay super highschool lovers gay

    Sorting next chap
    This writing style physically pains me but it’s still infinitely better than the one whose favorite word was ‘economy’ …eugh 😖

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    Shen Yuan was apparently, an average disciple.

    According to Ning Yingying and some older Shimei’s, everyone had been baffled when Shizun had made him a personal disciple. He was good enough to be an inner disciple but not the best by a long shot, and Shizun only took The Best. He didn’t get into any of the infighting senior disciples normally did for their Shizun’s favor because according to Ning Yingying

    “Shizun thinks Shen-Shixiong is a lazy brat, and Shixiong doesn’t care what anyone thinks ‘cause he’s always trying to get off the mountain to go hunt monsters like he’s some Bai Zhan Brute.” She had then assured Luo Binghe that he’d love Shen Yuan.

    Luo Binghe has a sinking feeling in his chest that perhaps, this is the most accurate thing his Shijie has ever said to him.

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    10 Dec 2023

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    I would be thinking the same shit SY, the exact same shit (2024-07-17)

    YOU DKK ON NOT KNOW HOW FUCKING HAPPY I WAS WHEN I SAW THIS UPDATED. I love this au and the style of character SY is. The dynamic between SJ and SY is something I absolutely live for. (2024-12-16)

    AAAAHHHHH!!!!! YOURE ALIVEEEEE!! (2025-04-14)

    ISTG IF YOU LEAVE THIS FOR ANOTHER 5 MONTHS >:C
    Also SYs a fucking dumbass with internal bleeding (probably)

    AAAGGGHHSGBSGS THE CAVE
    THE CAVE HAS BEEN REVEALED (also Sy is being put in solitary cause he’s a dumb lil bitch boy ((LBH to be used as a curb to SYs reckless nature)

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    As a rich city kid who hasn't grown a single carrot in his life, Shen Yuan is not exactly impressed with transmigrating to the farming simulator after he dies. Especially when this farming simulator is built on the trashy novel he loves hating most.

    But hey, at least it's a farm with magical plants and beasts! He is kind of an immortal cultivator too!

    And at least this is not a harem otome, even though he is puzzled why he gets so many hearts - he is doing nothing but lounging casually in his backyard dressed in a simple layer of house robe with his hair in a loose mess because he doesn't believe in xianxia hairstyles. Good thing hearts can be platonic in this game! Imagine if he made all those intimidating men horny gays for him haha.

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    08 Dec 2025

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    Xianxia stardew

    Hearts:
    NYY> 3
    SJ> -11

    Stardew experiences an apocalypse???

    LBH is already into Sy
    SJ: -13
    LBH: unavailable

    Sy got a quest and teleport scroll to go to the city in the middle of the night (time limited) and Sqq thinks Nyy’s painting of Sy is hot

  4. Public Bookmark 28

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    Harry knows he's different.

    He can do strange things, like turn his teachers hair blue, or grow his hair back over night.

    His aunt and uncle call it freakish, Dudely says Harry is a monster.

    But Tom, Tom says Harry is powerful, Tom says Harry has magic, Tom says he'll help Harry.

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    04 May 2026

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    18 (17)

    Lmaoooooo

    Beat the fuck outa a troll

    (15) was a notice chap

    Augh bitch ass mental apparition (tom)

    Got the cloak back 😀👍

    Tom u r a strange sunnabitch

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    You know what it is. Death offers to let Harry go back in time and save Tom's soul before he becomes Voldemort, Harry accepts, and gets thrown back into the past. Everything is different, but it's not the first time his whole world has been turned on its head.

    Featuring: Harry with a little brother, mountains of grief, and another plan to save the world.

    Updates every weekend!

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    03 Mar 2026

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    Got a new? cat and discovered shadow fish called oshii (dead1) -not in order

    Accidentally gave tom a new point of obsession (previous death and current connection to) failed to get a good cat name out of tom, reviewed divination curriculum w Lucretia, and wrote some letters back home w Monty

    Tbh I would let that 2d andro man smash
    Also much love to Vind <3 my prosthesis king
    Adore a good marriage joke

    Toms ovulating so badly oml

    Harry flirts, tom gets jelly, Talal is recruited for fashion advice for tns dance 《VIND MENTION》

    I’m too like- happy drunk? To be able to write a proper summary rn. Some back later

    Death materialized in the meeting to tell them to stfu and believe her boy (Tom’s pissed cause he feels singled out by death when he really did it to himself —ahem ahem— level of fear=magnitude of presence)

    Tom’s fucking delusional (what’s new) but I am rapidly learning that I would die for this fics lucretia (probably)

    Did the death ritual for Shelter, Lady came back, we had a good cry and went to bed