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“So. Dying huh?” The man has a showman’s smile, one Val can recognize at a glance, “That must be awful. Tell me, friend, how long do you have?”
Before Val can answer, the man speaks up again.
“That was a rhetorical question; I already know. You have fluid in your lungs, and like three other diseases in your system, which are figuratively and literally eating you from the inside out. You’ll be lucky if you even last the next few hours, let alone to the morning.”
How does he-
“But I can help,” the man leans in, his showman’s grin widening, “I can get rid of that pesky disease for you, it’ll be like you never even had it. For ten whole years as well, that’s practically a lifetime!”
oOo
OR: Dying from an unknown disease, Val makes a deal with a strange demon. What comes next is more than he could have ever anticipated.
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- Part 1 of Demon's of the Crossroads
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And how funny is that?
The great Valentino, the man who took hell by storm, a part of the most influential and dangerous trio in hell, and (unofficial) partner to one of the most powerful overlords, afraid.
Because their brand, as Vox constantly tells him, is perfection.
Despite the flaws and grits underneath, they always present a shiny finish. Harmonized and unstoppable. It’s only within the private walls of their home when they allow themselves to be anything else.
This image, as Val has been told, is what gives them their power. It’s about the trust and fear they’ve built within Hell's ever changing community. It’s what allows them to be on top. There is no room for anything less than perfect.
What would happen when Val isn’t perfect anymore?
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Valentino has always had shitty eyesight, but what would happen when he finally went completely blind?
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"It turned out that he fucked the Sin of Lust. The actual one, not one of those creepy roll players.”
“Uh huh. You sure about that?” Vox asks sarcastically, very clearly not believing him.
Which okay. Fuck him
“Voxxy I’ve been a mega-fan of Asmodeus since I’ve fell into this fiery pit. Yes I’m pretty fucking sure it is him.” Val takes a breath to calm down, “Anyway. If his dick is magical enough to satisfy Lust himself, how am I not supposed to try that? If I get fucked by him and he fucks the King of Lust, that means I got fucked by the King of Lust!”
“I’m pretty sure that’s not how that works,” Vox deadpans.
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When Val hears of a dick that is supposedly SO good it satisfied the King of Lust, how is he supposed to resist?
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Where Hazbin Hotel is a show played by multiple actors.
Val is the complete opposite of the pimp he plays on television and is head over heels in love with his coworker who just happens to also play his love interest.
After the show’s first season comes out Vox FINALLY asks him out on a date and for a while, things are perfect.
But there are certain conditions to being an actor for such a hated villain and it only gets worse when fans can’t differentiate between the actor and character.
(Also Angel is Val’s best friend and roommate who watches it all unfurl from the sidelines and is fiercely protective of his friend.)
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Valentino contemplates his relationship with Vox and the many names that they’ve given to each other over the decades.
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“Val.” The tone Vox uses is perhaps too sharp, and the media demon quickly backtracks, “I just… I don’t get it.”
There is a moment of silence, and for a second, Vox wonders if Val had just opted to ignore him when the other speaks up.
“I…” Val hesitates, like he does when he doesn’t quite know what to say, “yeah. I’m pretty fucking mad at you. I mean, how could I not be? You treat us like assets instead of partners for weeks, downplay the work both Velvette and I did to hype up your rally, tried to fucking kill us-”
Val’s arms are trembling, and that ugly feeling Vox cant quite name builds up in his chest. He doesn't even realize Val had stopped talking until the silence catches up to him.
“…Val?”
“…But,” Val breathes, “you also tried to kill yourself. And I don’t like that.”
The words are quiet. Vulnerable. Vox wants to turn his head to look at his business partner, but Val’s thin arms are strong enough to hold him in place.
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If there’s something Val learned pretty early when he first met Vox, it was that dumber was smarter.
It’s a pretty simple formula, really. But effective. The more airheaded he comes across, the more Vox opens up. But then, Val notices a pattern.
Vox’s plans always work. Never in their -is it seven years now?- partnership has Vox ever dragged Val’s hesitant ass into a battle they didn’t win.
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5 times Val went along with Vox’s schemes without question, and the 1 time he finally questioned it (but stayed anyway)
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Being with Val is nothing like how being with Alastor was. Val demands to be treated like a princess, even if most of the “tasks” he asks of Vox are easily things he can do himself.
Alastor never needed Vox, but Val sure as hell does. Despite everything, it gives Vox… sort of a responsibility over the other demon. One that requires him to protect and look after Val, to keep him happy.
Val makes the most money when he’s happy.
Besides, seeing that wide eyed toothy smile on the moth demon’s face isn’t exactly a chore. Val almost looks cute when he’s happy, and the warm feeling in Vox’s chest when he sees that smile isn’t exactly unpleasant.
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Vox loves Alastor. He also loves Val, though he doesn't know it. Things are complicated and he's not a dame who's good at feelings.
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- Part 3 of A Demons Heart
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Adventures of Pissbaby™ and his Flat Faced Prince (feat. Backbone) by IceBlueButterfly
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
26 Dec 2024
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Mostly just crack around the Vees and Voxval being a dysfunctional family. Toxicity, Gaslighting, and overall Manipulation is their bread and butter, but sometimes, just sometimes, they can put that down for each other.
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“You’re late,” is the first thing that comes out of Vox’s mouth.
That sharp smile somehow grows wider.
“I believe the term is ‘fashionably late’ baby,” a smooth voice with a light Spanish accent replies.
Which… okay if Vox is being honest, is kind of hot.
Screen heating up a little more, Vox shoots a bored look.
“Or just late,” he snips back. “Oh well,” he claps his hands. “Doesn’t matter, you ready to get down to business?”
“Oh baby,” a bright gleam in endless red eyes, “I’m always ready to get down.”
Vox is already regretting this decision.
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Moments in time throughout Vox and Val's relationship. Vox may have no idea what the moth demon will bring to his life, but neither does Val. -
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Valentino isn’t a priority in anybody’s life. But there’s a certain thrill that comes with being with him. He believes a lot of it is getting caught, doing something one shouldn’t be doing, and having potential everlasting consequences if one were ever exposed. Or perhaps it’s the feeling of danger that surrounds him.
Either way, Valentino may not be the priority, but he’s the thrill, the excitement that adds a little bit of spice to an otherwise flavorless life. But just like all spices, too much can make the dish overwhelming. Hence why he’s never anybody’s endgame.
And that’s okay.
It sounds fucked up, but Val really doesn’t mind it. He gets a good lay, gifts, words of affection, and so much more.
When one has all of that, what even is the point of being somebody’s first?
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Val has been somebody's second choice for as long as he can remember: it's how he's made a life for himself. That's fine, and it's never bothered him before.
Until it does.
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- Part 2 of A Demons Heart
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Val, being a sex demon, has both the cunt and the dick. It’s great, really.
Only downside is that he also gets periods every six months along with the cramps. Lucky for him, Vox is into that.
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Where Blitz realizes just how much he means to a certain demon royal.
(This was written after Oops but before Mammon’s, so everything up to that stays canon)
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Now let’s make one thing clear; Val does not mind bottoming. He kind of has to considering his smooth but insecure-as-fuck partner.
But there comes a time when riding said partner into oblivion reaches its limit and eventually your core, ass, and thighs (especially your thighs) need a fucking break.
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One of those rare times Vox is horny enough to (somewhat) put his 50s masculinity aside to bottom. It’s not feminine if it’s with a condom, socks, and resilience.
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Fleeting moments in time of Vox and Valentino's relationship.
(Written as a collaboration for StaticMoth Week 2024 hosted by @Mmskas_ on Twitter!)
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Vox's life has no room for love.
At least that's what he'll keep telling himself. No matter what happens, he'll keep telling himself.
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“Oh you’ve got to be kidding me,” a familiar and oh so grating voice says, clearly irritated.
Well, Alastor supposes a peaceful drink would have been rather boring. Feeling his smile tighten ever so slightly, he turns to the voice.
“Valentino!” he says brightly, “I must say, such a surprise to see you in this part of Hell my dear fellow.”
“Uh huh,” Valentino says blandly, “you know what? Fuck it. This seat taken?”
Oh ho ho. So the man is in distress it seems. Suddenly, this night has gotten far more entertaining.
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- Part 1 of A Demons Heart
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“Oh, this is just cruel,” he mutters, “I know this is fucking Hell, but this is…” he laughs again, tears falling from his eyes. Quickly but gently removing Fizz from his lap, he stands up and glares at the ceiling.
“Is THIS your idea of HAVING FUN? Because I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS UNHOLY IF I FIND WHOEVER DID THIS I WILL FUCK YOU UP SO HARD-”
“Oz!” Fizz barks, “What the Hell is going on?”
“Oh, for the love of- you’re dead. You’ve been dead for a year. You’re NOT FUCKING HERE. This is a fucking dream and we both know it. So for everything that is evil stop pretending you’re anything other than my fucked up subconscious and leave me the fuck alone.”
Fizz can only stare at his lover in shock and a little bit of horror as Oz turns his back to him, fists clenching.
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Fizz dream time travels into a future where he has passed, and Ozzie is still very much alive.
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Sam comes out... as a vegetarian. Dean is not supportive. (CRACK)
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If one were to ask Alador Blight how his marriage fell to shambles and how he ended up in this position, he truthfully couldn’t give a straight answer.
If one were to wonder how Odalia made her way to success with Blight Idustries, she'd gladly tell you the full story. Her husband may frown on certain parts, but he'll keep quiet.
(Or: Alador is reflecting on his life's choices. Pre and Post Day of Unity)