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    Blonde and blue, pink and scarlet, across all timelines, across all possibilities, Lux will find Jinx, and Jinx will find Lux...
    These are their stories.

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  1. Public Bookmark 87

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    Piltover and Zaun stand on the cusp of a new era marked by the birth of Hextech… and by secrets that threaten to disrupt the balance of both cities.

    While Jayce, Viktor, and Sky prepare the Academy for its future with world-changing ideas, Heimerdinger struggles to keep progress in check.

    In Zaun, Silco makes a decision that will forever alter Jinx's life: sending her to Piltover as a student. There, her arrival clashes with that of Lux, sent from Demacia on a secret mission to investigate Hextech from within.

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    21 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 6

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    “You’re fucking kidding me.” Jinx gives the costume another once over, and her frown deepens. “60 cogs? Are you insane? Nobody is paying that kind of money for this garbage.”

    Sevika sighs where she stands behind the costume shop’s counter, pinching the bridge of her nose. “If you wanna be a cheapskate, just drop the mask, buy some green make up and do it your fuckin’ self. Besides, a smaller size – your size – would be cheaper, and as a bonus, it might even fit you too.”

    Her hand is awkwardly holding the costume up in the air, a little above her head. Slowly, more and more of the pants pool on the floor, her noodle arms starting to give up.

    “Fuck you.”

    Smirking, Sevika puts her prosthetic arm on the counter, metal fingers splayed to support her weight as she leans in way too close. “Or is this for that blonde girlfriend of yours?”

    “For the last time, Lux and I are not dating.” She groans.

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    Jinx gets up to shenanigans™. Lux has to deal with it. Title is very relevant.

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    13 May 2026

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    Gift fic! Thank you!

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    Zoey Choi and Kang Mira, students of Marine Biology and Marine Archaeology, respectively, earn the opportunity of a lifetime as interns for an expedition to Jeju Island. They are entrenched in the island's unique cultures and traditions, and with luck, their studies will help to preserve them for future generations.

    But a diving accident puts the girls face-to-face with a living, breathing fiction that shakes their realities: a mermaid. Soon, they come to learn that secrets persist around Jeju just as stubbornly as the islanders' traditions, and they have unwittingly been drawn into a fragile web of deception and mysticism that runs deeper than they ever could have imagined.

    And in the middle of the hurricane of questions they have, seated directly in the eye, is a mermaid with jagged purple patterns.

    Rating may be subject to change in the future. Tags will be added as the story progresses.

    Updates when A Tale As Old As Time has concluded writing in full! (I just really wanted to get this out for MerMay.)

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    02 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 10

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    Once upon a time, in the land beyond the forest, a young man undertook a perilous journey. He found more than he expected, and lost more than he could know...

    The story of Dracula, from his peasant childhood on the outskirts of Sibiu, to his magical--and macabre-- education at the Scholomance, his rise into the life of a Transylvania nobleman---and his fall into one of the darkest villains of Gothic Fiction

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    (Or, that "Dracula's school days at the Scholomance" novel we've all been wanting. Though the Scholomance proper will be in Part 2. Gotta build up that backstory xD I'm hoping to try and properly publish this once it's done but until then I'll be putting up the first draft chapters so I can share with people as I go for motivation :)

    Updates every other Wednesday

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    30 Apr 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 86

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    After a storm washes her ashore on a strange, unknown island, Luxanna Crownguard finds herself reliant on the island's prime resident: a mysterious bundle of blue-haired chaos. In the distance, Demacia's civil war awaits her, but before she can get to that, Lux must fight the nightmares living with her now.

    Meanwhile, Jinx has been "content" to a life of solitude (?) after realizing her disappearance was the key for survival and for others to be happy. However, that all comes crashing down when the woman that looks and acts all too like an angel crashes her routine.

     

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    Come for the lighthearted Lightcannon trapped on an island together (Act 1). Stay for the League lore and political drama of Act 2 (limiting spoilers in this description, but I swear it's enjoyable!)

    Story takes place after Arcane season 2's ending (canon divergence - Jinx escapes on an airship) and draws inspiration from Arcane and League of Legends lore, however you don't need to be proficient in either to read or really understand. Also takes some original inspiration for writing's sake.

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    02 Apr 2026