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The deeply dimmed moonlight casted long shadows along the hallways of the spire, those oh, so foolish words echoing through Shadow Milk Cookie’s head.
“Let me be your… friend.”
…Seriously? FRIEND?!
Please, how pathetic could one possibly be! That foolish gnat will pay…
After all, Pure Vanilla Cookie is nothing but a pawn in my game!Bookmarked by TheColorSchemer
20 Feb 2026
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The Ancients are already basically famous. They're practically celebrities since they're heroes that have done all sorts of great things for all of Crispia, and also since they're all royals with their own Kingdoms.
But unfortunately, Crispia gets bombed with all sorts of evildoers almost daily at the cost of the lives of many innocent Cookies. So how has the continent not been taken over by evil? Mysterious new heroes who manage to always protect it and its Cookies, of course!
The question of who these Cookies are normally always lingers. But what they don't know, is that these heroic personas belong to none other than the Ancient Cookies themselves.
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19 Feb 2026
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Shadow Milk is sick, Pure Vanilla comforts him (that's literally it)
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19 Feb 2026
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Shadow Milk’s Guide to Failing at Villainy by Kit_The_Sigma
Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game)
19 Feb 2026
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Shadow Milk, the kingdom’s most dramatically menacing villain, has a simple plan: intimidate, threaten, and watch the Vanilla Kingdom crumble under his perfectly orchestrated villainy. He is excellent at darkness, sarcasm, and brooding. Unfortunately, Pure Vanilla Cookie is not only immune to intimidation, but somehow manages to smile, thank him, and accidentally ruin every plan. What follows is a chaotic dance of slow-burn chaos: Shadow Milk attempts sabotage, hand-to-hand intimidation, and brooding monologues, only to be met with clueless kindness, baffling politeness, and the occasional accidental hug. Pure Vanilla, confused beyond reason, is certain he’s doing nothing more than being polite—but Shadow Milk is increasingly convinced that the only thing more dangerous than himself is… feelings. From hand-holding incidents to public arguments mistaken for flirtation, from accidental team-ups to catastrophically failed threats, the book chronicles a rivalry spiraling into romance. It’s a story of sarcasm versus innocence, darkness versus chaos, and the hilariously unpredictable journey of two cookies learning that the “enemy” they’ve been fighting might just be the one who gets under their shadowy, sugar-coated heart.
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19 Feb 2026
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Deceitful Jesters Come in Pairs by StatcPanic3428
Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game), Kirby (Video Games)
19 Feb 2026
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Shadow Milk after loosing to Pure Vanilla Cookie at the spire throws a fit in his other Realm. He then finds that he’s not alone. Another Jester from another dimension finds his way in the same place, they then plan to switch places in order to get what they both desire. However Marx is not used to Pure Vanilla’s kindness. Much less his new cookie disguise.
I love Crack ships ppl need to do crossovers more.
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19 Feb 2026