ToLazyToBeConsidaredAlive
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Timothy Jackson Drake and his definitely absolutely not dead parents by ToLazyToBeConsidaredAlive
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Red Robin (Comics)
19 May 2026
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Everyone is under the impression that Tim’s parents are neglectful, and that’s simply not the truth.
Tiny Tim at a gala
“I am here to donate to this charity as a stand-in for my parents.”During Kidnapping #1
“Drakes don’t pay ransom money. I can pay you if you if you work for me tho.”During Kidnapping #2
“They might be somewhere without mobile signal. Sorry.”At school, with teachers
“They are traveling. Here is their email address, it’s better than calling them.”Bruce
“Are your parents still coming back to Gotham tomorrow? I would like to see them.”Tim
“Oh, they arrived yesterday and got on a plane this morning to visit the next digging site.”Bruce
“Hmmm.”The truth is, Tim has masterfully managed to fool everyone.
Tim’s parents have been dead since Tim was eight years old.
Or: Tim covers his parents death to keep out of the foster system. Being faced with the dead of love ones at age 8 shapes Tims view on life , death and grief.
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Little Tim doesn’t do trust by ToLazyToBeConsidaredAlive
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
25 Apr 2026
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Tinny Tim is holding his family at gun point to watch videos his adult self made for this situations.
Everyone is confused.
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How / Where did the spleen go? by ToLazyToBeConsidaredAlive
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
24 Apr 2026
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One sided call.
Tim is sick , Jason tends to joke around not knowing how Tim list his spleen. He finds out in a call with Steph. -
Lost Red Robin , if found return to the Bats by ToLazyToBeConsidaredAlive
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
24 Apr 2026
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First Fic, english is not my first language, I got dyslexia, sooo you have been warned.
______________Red Robin had disappeared. His uniform was found lying on a rooftop by the docks.
He was found as a nine year old child who had lived for months in Crime Alley. The scars on the child were unsettling.
The family wanted to figure out what had happened and take care of him.
Tim wanted to do his own thing and didn’t want to be selfish, clinging to the Waynes. But a fever made him run straight back to them.
Or:
Red Robin had gone missing.
He came back to them as a child.His family was worried and questioned their relationship with Tim.
Tim believed he had done all he needed to do and had no right to stick around.He was needed somewhere else, and he could handle it on his own.
Or, or:
Tim thinks his adult self is selfish , not understanding why he still sticks around.
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My Body is an Orphange, We Take Everyone In by ChristianCat
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
15 Nov 2025
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“You’re rambling,” Jason stops him, holding up a dismissive hand. “You came to me for sex advice?”
He expects Tim to balk at that, deny it faster than he can get the words out. But he doesn’t. He just continues to stare down with that same straight face. This isn’t like Tim. Sure, he’s nervous and fretful at the best of times, but Tim doesn’t make a decision without his full confidence behind it. The Tim that he knows wouldn’t just show up here unless he knew exactly what he wanted, and why.
“Not exactly-”
“Not exactly?”
In which Tim wants to try being the bottom for the first time.
Series
- Part 1 of jaytim but it's fall out boy songs
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18 May 2026
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An Offering at the Feet of His God by ChuisPlusQueRien
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
18 Apr 2026
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Now that Tim's presented, he can't get Jason's scent out of his head. And by the way Jason is pushing him against surfaces at every opportunity, it seems like this might be a mutual affliction.
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18 May 2026
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This Is My Spleen Now by FriendlyNeighborhoodGothamite
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics), Red Robin (Comics)
14 Apr 2026
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After Ra’s al Ghul’s death, Damian attended the reading of his will; he definitely did not expect to be bequeathed his brother’s spleen.
Tim may or may not end up getting his own organ thrown at him. Good thing Duke is here to make sure no one gets concussed. Hopefully.
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17 May 2026
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Baby its Cold Inside (This Freezer) by Nonsensicalwitheringrambles
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
05 Oct 2022
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Out of all the people to send after Mr. Freeze, even Tim had to agree he wasn't the right choice. The case was interesting, sure, his skills were perfect for it, sure, but also. No spleen, no shirt, no service ya know? Not that Tim didn't want to freeze his ass off in an underground lab searching desperately for a fucking USB drive of all things-
Okay maybe this case sucked. Maybe his skills didn't suit this mission. But this is what he was doing, this is what Bruce asked him to look into. So there he was, up to the tits in frostbite, digging through what looked like an abandoned arctic base’s worth of junk. Seriously, it was like Mr. Freeze started hoarding in the last few years. It wasn't like his suit didn't have thermal protections, he wasn't stupid. But fuck this place was cold. Cold in the way that left your limbs all tingly and tight, that made your teeth clench together too tight and give you a headache.
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- Part 5 of Whumptober 2022
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17 May 2026
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we all fall down by iselsis for Polkadot_flannel
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Red Robin (Comics), Batman (Comics)
02 May 2026
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Tim would finish this case if Bruce would just stop pestering him about sleep and being sick. Sick of Bruce's attitude, more like.
Funny how colds and missing spleens interact.
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- Part 2 of sick little birds
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04 May 2026