Zeebee3
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“You need an orgasm.”
That was absolutely the last thing she’d thought Draco Malfoy would ever say to her. Did he even consider her a sexual creature? How interesting. But regardless, his advice was useless because orgasms weren’t something she had ready access to.
“Excellent advice.” She turned a corner suddenly and quickly trotted up the steps. He barely faltered, keeping up with her seamlessly, uncowed by her unwelcoming tone.
“That sounded sarcastic.”
“Ten points to Slytherin,” she said, even more sarcastically, and then winced when she remembered that, as Head Girl, she actually had the authority to grant them and would probably see an additional ten emeralds in their vessel at dinner.
Bugger.
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Or where Hermione has never had an orgasm and Draco cannot abide.
(This has turned into a full-on sexploration with romance as the plot, and is my ode to sex, good communication, and all my favorite tropes)
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- Part 1 of You Do It For Me Universe
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She heaved in a breath and looked at him. “I need to touch you. That is, directly. Do you consent?”
“It’ll make it stop?” he bit out, pupils blown with the rush of adrenaline likely coursing through him in response to the pain.
She was only 99.3% sure but...
“Yes,” she said confidently. “I can make it stop. I’m so sorry that it’ll be such a breach of professional and personal boundaries—”
In a single motion, Malfoy shoved his boxer-briefs down his thighs. “Then do it. Do it, Granger, or else just Avada me.”
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Or, Hermione gets properly hands-on at work
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A Night Like Any Other by Zeebee3 for Wanderingfair
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Apr 2026
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“Draco,” she breathed, and his body went cold with a wash of terror. But then: “I can’t stop loving you either.”
His forehead dropped to rest against hers, his hair falling down to block his vision from anything but her.
“Say it again,” he pleaded, cradling her head in his hands.
There was carefully held despair in her voice. “I can’t.”
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Or: Hermione is married, but Draco will never stop being in love with her.
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take it; like a deep breath by Zeebee3 for Neateo6000
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Feb 2026
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“A wider stance allows you to sink into the pose,” the instructor advises, moving between the mats on feet so light, it seems as if she’s floating. “Take it as deeply as you need. Breathe into it.”
Upside down, Hermione meets Pansy’s eye and grins.
“Take it,” she mouths, an encouragement and a tease.
Pansy’s glad for the heat in the room to blame her suddenly burning cheeks on.
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Or, Pansy has a crush on her friend.
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Finally, a pale yellow heart turns over with CUTIE PIE printed in pink. Acceptable.
She plucks it up and sets it on his palm. “There you are.”
He peers down at it then clicks his tongue appreciatively. “Aw.”
“All the others would be lies,” she says sweetly, turning to prop her hip against the table.
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Or, a ficlet centered around the best Valentine's Day candy
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ETL Echo's September to Remember Fest 2025 by Beatificbean, charingfae, Crymsy, dracodormiensss, elliemess, emeraldsinthedark, ETL_Echo_Audiobooks, Ivmaruva, JocundaSykes, karma_cookie, LucyHyde, Molivier, MWard01, orolin, saintmlfy, SilverDragonGemini, teetorini, thebreathbefore (Brookeends), TiffyTea, Wanderingfair, wilfriede0815, Zeebee3
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During a night time round as Head Boy, Harry runs into the mysterious sight of Draco Malfoy confiding into the Mirror of Erised.
As he investigates further he comes to see Draco finding solace in none other than the mirrors version of Harry Potter.
Bookmarked by Zeebee3
03 May 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
This is a direct copy of Belong to Me by willowingscribe (https://archiveofourown.org/works/55256671)
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It's Valentine's Day at the DMLE and Draco has a little plan up his sleeve. What could possibly go wrong???
Bookmarked by Zeebee3
03 May 2026
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This is a plagiarized copy of Evidence by black_phoenix22 (https://archiveofourown.org/works/78031121)
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“Here we go.” Draco tossed the first folder aside in favour of flipping open the next. “A woman filed a report after her parents returned from a trip to…Willowsea? Wherever the fuck that is. Apparently they…oh.”
Potter leapt forward, reaching for the folder. “Let me see.”
“No, I’m reading it.” Draco turned away from the man. “It says here that they’ve lost their magic.”
“What?”
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In the small coastal town of Willowsea, strange happenings occur. Magic vanishes, memories fade, and an odd young couple have an unfortunate habit of asking too many questions.
Bookmarked by Zeebee3
03 May 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
This is a direct copy of the fic Saltwater by gingerbaggins (https://archiveofourown.org/works/78053031/chapters/204545931)
So, if you want to read the actual story plus two additional chapters, go there instead.
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“Draco,” Harry breathed, and his body went cold with a wash of terror. But then: “I can’t stop loving you either.”
His forehead dropped to rest against Harry‘s, his hair falling down to block his vision from anything but Harry.
“Say it again,” he pleaded, cradling Harry‘s head in his hands.
There was carefully held despair in Harry‘s voice. “I can’t.”
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Or: Harry is married, but Draco will never stop being in love with him.
Bookmarked by Zeebee3
03 May 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
This is a direct copy/paste of my fic A Night Like Any Other (https://archiveofourown.org/works/81088896)
And in fact, all the fics posted by pantoneorange are plagiarized.
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While tackling one of the remaining wings of Malfoy Manor, Harry and Draco get trapped in a room that has clearly been prepared for a Beltane fertility ritual.
Better yet: the Manor won’t let them out until they fuck right.
Bookmarked by Zeebee3
03 May 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
This is a direct copy/paste of the fic 'bring your mouth this way' by ninepiecesofcrait (https://archiveofourown.org/collections/mayday_mayday/works/84058276)
And in fact, all the fics posted by pantoneorange are plagiarized.