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    Aunt May is dead. One drunk driver and Peter Parker is officially alone in life.

    He's too numb to be anything other than resigned when he's placed in a Catholic Home for Boys. And he's not Catholic, but he's pretty sure the Fathers aren't supposed to be as cruel as the ones that run this home.

    It's in this hell that Peter befriends the other boys in the care, including one Harley Keener, a sarcastic southener who shares an affinity for science. And so it's not even Peter's fault that he starts to teach the other boys how to code. They asked him to. And so what if the first thing they do is hack into Tony Stark's website. They aren't going to change anything.

    Tony Stark is not a father. He never will be a father, and the sooner Pepper admits that the better they all will be.

    However on a search for a new design to highlight at one of his charity galas, he stumbles across this random kid's old science project. Some dorky teen named Peter Parker. So naturally he just wants to talk to the kid. That's it. Nothing more.

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    08 May 2026

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    Peter had just returned to the tower, chatting with Ned through F.R.I.D.A.Y.’s speakers while he whipped up a ridiculously over-the-top snack. How was he supposed to know the Avengers would be right there on the Avengers floor, doing Avengers-y things? Not at all Peter's fault, if you ask him.

    (Rated T for Teenage (haha) and languange)

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    Peter groans dramatically. “Dude, Ned, please. I can’t do it. I cannot handle another dumb history conspiracy theory.”

    “Some of the people behind those theories were geniuses.”

    “Do not come to me with that.” Peter huffs,“Isaac Newton had an IQ of like 190 and died a virgin. He invented the reflecting telescope and still couldn’t find pussy with it? Sounds like a dummy to me.”

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    When Jack Drake’s business trip gets canceled, he is forced to stay at home while the legal kinks get worked out. He’s not used to having a teenager underfoot, so it’s only rational that he’s a little snappish around Tim. At least, that’s what Tim tells himself each time his dad’s idea of discipline gets harsher.

    Bruce had told him to take a break from Robin in order to spend some time at home with his dad, and Tim can’t say no to that. He knows Bruce is probably glad to be rid of him for a short while.

    And he can handle discipline. This is a Tim Drake problem, not a Robin problem anyway. There’s no need for Bruce to know anything.

    Things get a little muddled when an injured Jason Todd crawls through his bedroom window.

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    27 Jan 2026

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    The Batboys try to figure out current modern slang words. Damian is surprisingly fluent.

    (“Dick,” Tim said slowly, fingers trembling as they held his phone aloft. “Make him say it again. Please. For science.”)

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    Excerpt from chapter 2:

    "I never did get your name," Bruce said suddenly. That felt like a red flag, but Hades hadn't warned him against this mortal. If anything happened, he still had his dagger on him and he could probably manage to shadow travel far enough away if he had to. For now, he would just wait to see what was going to happen.

    " Nico, Nico Di Angelo."

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    21 Dec 2025