distraught_roach
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Pavel is a proud Red soldier, a tribute to his Commander's good teachings, an excellent infiltrator, loyal to a fault, and a ruthless asset. But above all else he is a hopeless, pathetic romantic.
Artyom was given the title of Savior for an act he would do anything to take back, he is risen up on a pedestal for something that is unthinkable. He just likes having someone to listen to, someone who can be his escape.
And Melnik is just really, really tired.
(Collection of various small writings I do, usually only 1-3 scenes, all are vaguely connected through my own headcanons and canon-divergent AU but won't necessarily be in any chronological order. Some may be reused in or spawn larger fics but will remain here to look back on. Most tend to focus on Pavel b/c he is my fucked up wife <3)
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Please Don't Find Me [I'm Not Okay] by distraught_roach for RadioSilencer
Fandoms: Dream SMP
30 Dec 2022
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Tommy does not breathe and he does not laugh and he does not swear. Tommy is not the harsh cry of a fledgling eagle soaring over the brisk mountain tops. Tommy is not the wind teasing the tall aspen, Tommy is not the babbling brook in the morning sun. Tommy is not life itself and he is not nothing at once.
Or at least, not anymore.
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Technoblade never planned to become a warrior. Techno never planned to develop the voices. Techno never planned to pick up a sword and never put it down. But as the years went on he got used to it and he found out three things about himself. 1) Techno never planned to settle down, to make himself vulnerable . 2) He never planned to find a squealer in the nether, all alone. 3) life is never planned, and sometimes its all you can do to make the most of it.
or: technoblade adopts a baby piglin!tommy bc we said so <3
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- Part 1 of 2022 mcyt fic fight- team mushroom
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Forget-me-not: a small flower, with four petals, which are normally found in shades of blue with a pink or white centre. These are traditional flowers of intent in the Shire, used to express true love, and remembrance.
In which Bilbo plans to leave Erebor, and Thorin tries to understand why.
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15 May 2026
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Splitting Hairs by orphan_account
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
10 Jun 2018
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Bilbo misinterprets some court gossip.
He cuts his hair.
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15 May 2026
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You Got Me by drunkonwriting
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
26 Feb 2015
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The Company shows their affection for Bilbo in accordance with dwarvish tradition. Bilbo... has no idea why everyone keeps giving him gifts.
(Dwarves give gifts of craft to start friendships or romance. Everybody lives AU, canon-compliant through the first movie.)
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09 May 2026
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The room was quiet, apart from the breaths of the two men cramped together into the too small bed. A small solace, hidden between the walls and the rough texture of the uniform. A ragged breath, held desperate as he buried his face into the ranger’s neck. The arms around him tightened ever so slightly and he felt like he was suffocating.
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18 Apr 2026
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An Ode to Broken Things by Wizards_Pupil
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
05 Apr 2014
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“Thorin, I have a weak heart. It has trouble pumping enough blood through my body. That’s why I’m always so low on energy. And…” Bilbo swallowed, forcibly keeping his eyes on the flickering flames. Thorin wasn’t moving by his side. “And it’s failing. There are healers in Greenwood who have gifts for mending hearts, but there isn’t much chance it will work. I haven’t been very responsive to any other methods, and… Well… I don’t have very long.” Bilbo dropped his eyes to his hands. He’d ripped the four-leaf clover Bofur had given him. It seemed horribly symbolic of his life.
Headed to Greenwood to see the healer Thranduil, Bilbo Baggins and Gandalf the Grey hitch a ride with thirteen dwarves headed to Erebor.
Bilbo had hoped it would be like the adventures he read. That there would be orcs, sword fights, torture, revenge, trolls, chases, or escapes.
He had never expected miracles or true love.
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- Part 1 of Ode Verse
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