donttouchtheneednoggle
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- Merlin (TV) (129)
- The Last of Us (TV) (12)
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'What about other outlets? On your form, under hobbies you put 'drinking, driving and houseplants'. I hope that's not all at the same time!"
"Nnyeaahh..."
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A certain Anthony Janthony Crowley attends therapy for the first time
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But no. When offered a choice, the angel didn't want him. He wanted Crowley Forgiven. Wings bleached, fangs dulled, all the rough parts of him filed off til he was a perfect diamond, all cut edges and smooth, pure, shining uniformity. He wanted to scrub out all his distasteful parts, all his rage and pain and sickness and hatred, and didn't care that he'd be scrubbing Crowley out too. And even worse, he’d actually thought Crowley would want that.
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Maybe this was where their differences became an unbroachable divide between them. Over the past few months, with much trepidation, Frank had managed to ascertain that Bill did in definitely know the Earth was round, and did believe in climate change (‘though the government was never gonna do anything about it’), but maybe this was it. Maybe he believed myopia was a scam made up by opticians to sell more glasses or something.
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Frank gets new glasses and Bill starts behaving strangely. Misunderstandings occur :')
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- Part 10 of Bill and Frank fics
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Percival is nervous before their first feast because he doesn't know how to dance. Elyan offers to help.
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Percival spluttered. “So I’m just supposed to lie?”
“Not lie…” Lancelot hedged anxiously. “You’ve just… changed your name! It’s not a big deal, I changed my parentage first time I became a knight, and Merlin can help if you need…”
“The first time?” Percival repeated, eyes narrowed.
“What was that Merlin?” Lancelot said loudly. “Right, yes, coming!”Or
Everyone assumes that Lancelot and Percival knew each other for months before coming to Camelot, but did they actually?
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After the end of the world (as Crowley knew it) by donttouchtheneednoggle
Fandom Good Omens (TV)
06 Sep 2023
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Fics based in/around TLOU ep 3 Long, Long time
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Bill and Frank drabbles while I try and finish the gd fic by donttouchtheneednoggle
Fandom The Last of Us (TV)
17 Feb 2023
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At Button House Primary School, the roof is leaking, the library books are falling apart, and something is lurking in the lumpy custard. Luckily, Mrs Cooper's husband gives her an idea for a fundraiser - but she’ll need to bring the best out of her…spirited year 3 class to do it.
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- Part 1 of The Button House Nativity
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10 May 2026
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The world would not stop spinning. It revolved faster and faster, careening out of control and threatening to fling him from the sphere of the earth into nothingness. Suddenly frightened, confused and disoriented, Daniel closed his eyes and clung to his friend for dear life. “J-Jack… help… spinning too fast, I-I’m gonna fall—”
Jack’s arms tightened around the archeologist. “I’ve got ya. I won’t let ya fall.” He cushioned the back of Daniel’s head with the palm of his hand as he lowered his friend gently onto the cold stone.
Or, Daniel simply must investigate an old temple. Things don’t exactly go as planned.
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- Part 3 of A Series of Regrettable Events
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27 Nov 2024
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Years into his tenure as Ace, Rimmer is struck one day by the agonising realisation that he doesn’t want to live this life anymore. He wants to go home, and he decides to do absolutely everything he can to make it there.
Written for the Smegtober prompt: Homesick
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- Part 16 of Smegtober 2023
Bookmarked by donttouchtheneednoggle
09 Oct 2024
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“All for one and one for all?”
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06 Oct 2024
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Shortly after "Beneath the Surface," Sam and Jack tumble into a cavern off-world and are trapped there, injured and cold.
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06 Oct 2024