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Pete and Patrick never formed Fall Out Boy. Instead, they meet on a transatlantic flight.
Pete's not happy about this - until he sees Patrick's Google history.
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17 May 2026
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Patrick is the host of an interior design TV show.
Pete is a lawyer.
Brendon thinks Pete is Patrick's husband.
Pete goes along with this.
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13 May 2026
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Patrick Stumph, semi-sucessful voice actor and heir to his father's fortune, is struggling to remain relevant in the industry.
Pete Wentz, scandalous model and twice divorced, is every dream come true in the form of bleached hair, bleached teeth, inked and sun-kissed skin. He promises exposure, press coverage, and fantastic sex. A hot trophy husband of his own, a smiling spouse to kiss goodnight, a pretty plus one for the award seasons - harmless LA fun, or so Patrick thinks when he agrees to marry Pete.But what is supposed to be a sensible marriage of convenience soon become everything but that...
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28 Jul 2025
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"Calm down, Patrick. It's the fucking Disney Channel."
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04 Jun 2025
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Pete turns twenty-one on a Thursday. He's off-planet by Saturday afternoon.
He takes a bag of old, sturdy clothes he'd carefully bought from the second hand stores near the port, a brand new datachip registered to as different a name as he had been able to convince the banking bot to accept and the expensive real paper notebook and ink pen his grandmother had given him for his birthday.
Peter Lewis Kingston Wentz III vanishes on his way to class and Pete Lewis signs up as crew on the first interstellar trip that will take him.
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Or, Romance, Action, Melodrama, Space Pirates and The Inherent Eroticism Of Doing The Laundry.
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14 May 2025