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  1. Public Bookmark 10

    SHUT THE DOOR AND LOCK IT (关门锁住) by

    Fandoms: 罗小黑战记 | Luo Xiao Hei Zhan Ji | The Legend of Luo Xiaohei  

    09 Nov 2025

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    "Shifu didn't bother to tell me you'd gone missing," says Xiaohei's Shijie in a nonchalant voice.

    Shijie pays a visit. Set sometime during the cartoon timeline after Wuxian and Xiaohei are reunited.

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    16 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 47

    Why not me? by

    Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)  

    08 Jan 2025

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    “No, Wei Ying I only want…”

    “What, what do you want?” Wei Ying demanded.

    “I want you to date…me.”

    Wei Ying froze. “What?”

    “What if you dated me?” Lan Zhan asked.

    Wei Ying blinked a few times and then…he laughed. “You can’t be serious,” he muttered.

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    15 Feb 2026

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    Teach Me The Ways by

    Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

    22 Sep 2020

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    "I do not wish to leave my future spouse… dissatisfied with my intimate knowledge,” Lan Zhan says, very seriously. “I am hoping to find an instructor, to better prepare myself for such matters."

    Wei Ying feels his mouth drop open. He's pretty sure the Second Jade of Lan just told him he's a virgin who wants to learn how to do sex good.

    Rogue Cultivator Wei Wuxian is the stuff of local legends. Some of those legends are even true! The ones about his tremendous experience in bed, on the other hand, are not so true. Which becomes a problem when Lan Wangji, on the verge of an arranged marriage and worried he won’t know how to please his future spouse, enlists Wei Ying's help to teach him the art of love-making. Wei Ying's great at improvisation, though, and is pretty sure he's got this sex mentor thing under control. What could possibly go wrong?

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    02 Oct 2020

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    Teach Me The Ways by likeafox

    The one where wwx pretends to teach lwj how to be good in bed. They both become good at it, and also fall in love.
    ( rogue!wwx as well! Also, door smashes)
    Rogue

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    i don’t trust nobody and nobody trusts me by

    Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

    20 May 2026

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    wei-wuxian: personally i think jiang cheng is an imposter

    jiang-yanli: a-xian he’s dead???

    wei-wuxian: i don’t see how that absolves him of suspicion

    OR: the among us au

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    10 Jan 2026

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    a series of fortunate events by for cerbykerby

    Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

    23 Aug 2021

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    Sent down from the Heavens to investigate a batch of lost and stolen souls, Wei Wuxian must rely on his new-found roommate Lan Zhan to help him navigate the mortal realm. But the enigmatic Lan Zhan has his own agenda... Will Wei Wuxian solve the case before he is discovered to be an immortal??

    (No.)

     

    Aka the casefic where angel!WWX and demon!LWJ end up as roommates.

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    23 Aug 2021

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    a series of fortunate events by defractum (nyargles)

    Minor heaven official wwx and Diyu worker!lwj are disasters at pretending to be human to each other while sharing a flat and solving a case in modern Yilling <3