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“I mean… Keeho…” Taeyang laughs, shooting Keeho a look.
He blinks. “What?”
Taeyang tips his chin down, brows pulling together in an almost patronizing manner. “It’s not going to be rocket science to outperform your exes. You have horrible taste in men.”
Keeho goes to argue, but quickly realizes that there isn’t much to say. Taeyang is right. “Whatever,” Keeho huffs, cheeks burning. He’ll blame the wind.
(OR: Keeho bribes his best friend to pretend to be his boyfriend for a night.)
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11 May 2026
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Verisimilar by Allnighter_Friend for fatal (cumrich)
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
24 Dec 2023
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“I’m already in a relationship, mom."
"No you aren’t.”
“Yes I am,” he argues, trying not to feel childish or panic as she continues to heavily scrutinize him. “I tried to tell you before but you didn’t want to listen.”
If possible, it feels as if she stares him down harder.
“Who?"
"I’m sorry?"
“Who are you seeing? What’s their name?”
Fuck.
Jeongguk’s eyes search the room to mirror the way his mind searches for a plausible answer, gaze landing on the bright vermillion color of Jimin’s shirt, long blond hair lit up almost as much as the smile on his plump lips.
“Park Jimin.”
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Jeongguk's mother won't stop trying to set him up with people, despite Jeongguk not being the least bit interested. The only way to get her to stop is to lie.
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05 May 2026
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“You're new,” Jisung proclaims.
Minho snorts. “Am I?”
“Well, I've never seen you here before.”
“Because you know all of their wedding guests?”
Jisung has to laugh. “I know most of Hyunjin’s side,” he says.
“Well obviously I’m a friend of Seungmin’s.”
Jisung pauses to stare, eyes narrowing with curiosity. “Yeah,” he plays along. “But you’re new.”
Minho chuckles. “You keep saying that. What does that mean?”
“I mean that you’re new. Here. Today. New. I’ve experienced this wedding over thirty times now and—” his breath hitches because he really just said that out loud, but there’s an immediate flicker in Minho’s eyes that has him exhaling with relief.
“Oh. Well.”
alternatively: In which Jisung gets stuck repeating the day when his best friend gets married, only to meet a brand new friendly face a month into the grueling experience.
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04 May 2026
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A coffee machine that refuses to cooperate. A Christmas village assembled on their dining table. The college days' habit of splitting everything. The irrepressible ache of not being home.
Kim Seungmin has to leave again. There is no other version of this story.Bookmarked by shmem_03
04 May 2026
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The simple truth is that sometimes your friends are out to get you. Sometimes, they'll let you room with the most infuriating, most vexing guy on Earth, and then they'll tell you to cope, and-
Well, in terms of survival, human imagination has no limits. Changbin will do what it takes.
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the one in which they're college roommates who keep getting on each other's nerves, but Changbin has a Solution, because he is a Genius. It's super effective! (It also quickly gets out of hand.)Bookmarked by shmem_03
03 May 2026