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what do you mean they aren't all american college kids making questionable life choices in canon
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25 Jul 2025
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Harry Potter is a bastard.Not literally, of course—god, the scandal—but he’s messy and he’s handsome and he’s sarcastic and he’s rude, really, unfailingly kind to the people who don’t matter and inexplicably hostile to the ones who do. He looks at Pansy like she’s an annoyance, at best, and a villain, at worst, and his distaste for her, for what she is and who she is and how she fits into the microscopically tiny mold of the world they’re forced to share—it makes her feel transparent. See-through, but not quite fortunate enough to be invisible.
It happens like this.
[ ALTERNATIVELY - Pansy is getting married for all the wrong reasons, and then she meets Harry. ]
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22 Jul 2025
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Ministry Directive 32
To ensure moving past any and all lingering Blood-purity views, all Pureblood wizards and witches are henceforth forbidden from marrying other Purebloods.
Unmarried Purebloods who have aided, abetted and otherwise were tied to the Death Eater movement, are furthermore obliged to, without exception (unless it involves Directive 24), marry a Muggleborn. They have one year to find adequate spouses. Non-compliance with Directive 32 will result in a fine of 150.000 Galleons and 5 years’ incarceration in Azkaban.
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“I understand.” Lucius Malfoy folded his hands on his cane and sat straighter. “As you may have noticed, Directive 32 has some of my former associates in a bit of a tizzy.”
Hermione snorted before she could help herself. Lucius blinked at her as if she had spat on the floor. “Apologies, please continue,” she said.
“Ah, well… I have come to you with an opportunity. As I have been told, you receive dozens of proposals a day. In person as well as in the form of letters. Were you to agree to my proposition, that would all go away.”
“And what exactly are you asking of me, Mister Malfoy?”
“In short, to marry my son and thus keeping him out of Azkaban.”- Language:
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20 Jul 2025
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this is not a place of honor by cricketing
Fandoms: The Last of Us (TV), The Last of Us (Video Games)
29 Aug 2025
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You were a scientist before the world turned you into a soldier. Now, you’re injured and stuck in some sort of commune in the middle of fucking Wyoming of all places, arguing with some asshole about god-knows-what. He’s infuriating and stubborn and rude and you can’t fucking stand him—
So why is this the most alive you’ve felt in years?
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13 Jul 2025
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You’d been told your thirties were when everything would fall into place. But your thirtieth birthday finds you looking for answers at the bottom of a whiskey glass; recently let go from your lackluster job, fresh out of a tumultuous relationship, and more than a little bit cynical about what the future may hold. Then a friend offers you the opportunity of a lifetime – an all-expense-paid retreat to a ranch in Wyoming. There’s just one catch. And his name is Joel Miller.
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Cowboy!Joel AU. Fake relationship - you need to pretend to be Joel’s fiancée so he can get the sheep ranch of his dreams. You know the drill.
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09 Jul 2025