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Payback was supposed to be behind you, dead and gone. It's too bad Soldier Boy never got the memo to stay dead and gone.
( we like incredibly self indulgent, mildly shitty self-inserts here right )
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03 May 2026
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Feather and Fang by CtrlAltDelilah
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
27 Apr 2026
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You have a simple mission: Infiltrate the most dangerous sorcerer clan, do a little light espionage, maybe an assassination or two, and then get the hell out. Easy, right?
Your cover is perfect: you’re just a humble servant girl, so unassuming that birds literally eat out of your hand. No one will ever notice you.
Except he does.
Now instead of mapping secret passages, your duties involve washing his hair, applying his eyeliner, and enduring his terrible personality.
Zen’in Naoya has a thing for breaking pretty little birds, and he’s just decided you’d look lovely in his cage. Your new mission is to keep this narcissistic sociopath happy while not getting murdered or forgetting why you’re there in the first place.
Good luck. You’re probably going to need it. (And maybe some conditioner that doubles as a poison.)
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24 Mar 2026
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Lord Jonathan "We get dirty so the Kingdom stays clean." Price finally has the perfect occasion to retire and spend the rest of his days in peaceful silence in Blackpool.
But it would be underestimating the scheming of an exasperating King determined to force his loyalty with a political marriage.
And guess who the young lucky bride is? Yes, it's you!
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16 Feb 2026
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John “the one who got away” Price is the last person you expect to rescue you from freezing to death in the Russian wilderness. Any hopes you have of gracefully rekindling an old flame are extinguished when you are thrust into the awkward situation of huddling together naked to survive the night.
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15 Feb 2026
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First, it hurts— by SlightlyCareless
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
01 Feb 2026
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While arranged marriages are not uncommon in the jujutsu community, it was strange to receive a proposal from none other than the Zen’in’s, nonetheless your clan accepted and before you knew it, you were married off to Naoya.
Your new purpose was clear: to serve and submit, to be seen and not heard. To forget any sense of individuality in favor of obeying your husband.
Will this marriage ever flourish into something else? Will it change…for better or for worse?
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16 Jan 2026