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"I mean… I guess it's worth trying," Mina says, unsure.
"I always can ask Uraraka for the boy’s sexuality."
Mina wiggles her eyebrows in the dumbest way Bakugo has ever seen.
"MINA!" Ejiro says when he understands what she means.
"Don’t DARE!" Katsuki shoots when Kirishima’s almost-scream brings him back from his thoughts.
"Uughh, you guys are such pussies," Mina says while rolling her eyes.
"That’s why I get dick and you guys don’t."
"Oh fuck off."
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"So, why did you call?" Bakugo says while walking into his good-smelling kitchen.
"Oh, Mina wanted to confirm if you were going to the squad date," Kirishima says on the other line.
"I didn’t know if you were going because of the new album thing," Kirishima explains when he hears the offended-confused sound Bakugo makes.
"Yeah, whatever," Bakugo says. "You know I’ll be there."
"Good!" Bakugo could hear Kirishima’s smile from the other line.
"See you there, man!" Kirishima says before hanging up.
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6:39 PM
"I should've known she wouldn't let it go," Bakugo thinks when he sees his friend walking beside the bob girl.
"They look like a pink bomb exploded in their closet," Katsuki could have said that out loud if he didn’t know how much weight Mina lifts on the bench press.
Not like he’s scared or anything.
"Woow, who is thattt?" Denki sing-songs from the opposite side of the table.
"Oh, I didn’t tell you guys? Silly meee," Mina says, playing dumb.
"We had classes together in college," Mina explains.
"She threw the 'pants on fire' party," she keeps talking when she sees the confused looks from her friends.
"OOOOOOHH," Denki and Sero say from their side of the table.
Jiro rolls her eyes at the boys’ actions.
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8:27 PM
The conversation at the usual table by the window stays calm, floating between outfits of the Met Gala, ‘Mothers of the Slay,’ and Sero’s morning coffee that "kinda looked like Beyoncé."
It was chill and dumb, like they were still in high school.
Until Mina noticed that Ochako hadn’t talked all night.
"So tell me, Uraraka," Mina says, making the bob girl jump out of her own thoughts, almost spilling her coffee.
"You have a boyfriend or someone?" Mina asks.
"Not at the moment. Why?" Ochako asks when Mina makes a confused face at her.
"Ohh, I thought you were dating Midoriya?" Mina says, earning an under-the-table kick from Bakugo and a blush from Uraraka.
"WHAT?.. No... never," she says between her polite little laugh.
Half of the table is surprised, the other half is drinking milkshakes, confused.
"Wait, who is Mirodiya?" Denki fails, asking.
"Midoriya," Ochako corrects, smiling.
"I think he’s Bakugo’s next husband."
Everyone except Kirishima is looking at Bakugo, who is getting red, frozen since the man’s name was mentioned in the conversation.
"Dude, not cool," Kirishima says to Sero.
"Wait, what?"
"WHAAAT?" Jiro and Ochako say at the same time.
Looks like Jiro does find this funny.
Katsuki is getting redder.
"OMG LOOK AT HIM, HE IS ALL RED," Mina says while laughing.
"HE IS GOING TO EXPLODE!" Denki says.
The table explodes in laughter, even Kirishima is laughing at this point.
Bakugo hits his head on the table.
More laughter.