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-Sat Mar 14th, 10:12 AM-
longhair: ok no one panic but
longhair: peters been taken into police custedy
longhair: *custody
icantsee: WHAT
JamesTheJust: How did that happen?
armin_copycat: spill the tea sis
armin_copycat: spill iiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
Judas: Kinda saw it coming ngl
notatrain: Elaborate
icantsee: IS HE OKAY
icantsee: YESHUA HOLY CHRIST ANSWER THE QUESTION
notatrain: Wait, how did you know @Judas ?
armin_copycat: bro u need to calm down
Judas: @notatrain Personality lol he's kind of violent
icantsee: @armin_copycat I AM CALM
icantsee: HE IS NOT T H A T VIOLENT ANYMORE
Judas: Dude
Judas: He kicked Jack out of heaven and yelled at him online after doing something nice for him
icantsee: ...
icantsee: okay you have a point, hes still slightly violent
JamesTheJust: Wait, where's Jesus?
armin_copycat: everyone spam
longhair: WAIT WAIT WAIT IM HERE I JUST HAD TO QUICKLY TALK TO THE OFFICER PLS DONT SPAM THE CHAT
armin_copycat: ok
icantsee: what did the police say?
longhair: they said that peter will have to stay in their custody for 2 weeks for charges for physical assault and walking around without an id
notatrain: What did he do for physical assault?
longhair: broke a man's nose
Judas: What did the man do?
Judas: Call him hot-headed?
icantsee: judas this isnt the time for jokes
icantsee: this is serious
Judas: Okay sorry
JamesTheJust: If you don't mind me asking, why did he do it?
longhair: the man was just saying stuff
armin_copycat: just stuff
longhair: yep
longhair: just stuff
armin_copycat: ...no offence for u but i find that hard to believe
notatrain: What did the man say?
longhair: n nothing
notatrain: Jesus...
longhair: no
notatrain: What did the man say
longhair: im not telling
icantsee: jesus what did the man say
armin_copycat: spill the tea
longhair: fine
longhair: the f and t words
longhair: ...
longhair: andrew broke something didnt he
notatrain: Yeah.
notatrain: Can I ask you another question?
longhair: shoot
notatrain: Did the fucker call you one or both of the words or did he also call Peter something?
notatrain: Sorry for the language
longhair: its ok
longhair: also he called peter the f word and me the f and t word
Judas: Wait, what?
Judas: Sorry, I just came back
Judas: What happened?
notatrain: Someone called Peter and Jesus names
Judas: Elaborate
longhair: look at the previous messages
Judas: Where the hell do they live
notatrain: Don't worry
notatrain: Peter broke his nose, remeber?
Judas: Where're the other guys?
notatrain: Andrew is trying to get out of heaven and John and James are trying to hold him back
longhair: if i said that the man got two weeks of jail time would he calm down?
notatrain: I'll tell him that
Judas: Just two weeks?
Judas: I'm sorry, but being homophobic and transphobic gets you the same time as breaking someone's nose??
longhair: yeah
notatrain: If I can interrupt for a sec, Andrew has calmed down now
Judas: I call bullshit
Judas: He's probably sharpening a knife as we speak
longhair: oh gosh
longhair: is he?
notatrain: No, I just checked
notatrain: James and John are staying with him until his shift ends
notatrain: I'm babysitting him until his shift starts up again the next day
Judas: BaBySiTtInG-
longhair: ok
longhair: just dont take your eyes off him ok?
longhair: i dont want him potentially killing anyone and get kicked out
notatrain: Got it
Judas: Thomas you better keep me updated
Judas: There is no way I'm missing this lol
notatrain: I'll try too
notatrain: His shift is almost over so I should probably head out
notatrain: Cya
notatrain: I'll keep you guys updated
longhair: ight thank you
longhair: cya
Judas: Bye
Judas: Wait shouldn't Jesus speak to his father about it?
longhair: why?
Judas: Incase he kicks Peter out of heaven
Judas: He's bound to have some information sent to him
longhair: thats...actually a good idea
longhair: ill talk to him about it if he messages me
Judas: You better
Judas: No offence to Lucifer, but hell sucks balls
Judas: I wouldn't even wish that time upon my greatest enemy
longhair: you ok there?
Judas: Yeah, I'm kinda fine
longhair: kinda?
longhair: are you sure your okay?
Judas: Yeah, don't worry about it
Judas: Just something regarding PTSD so yeah
longhair: you wanna talk to someone about it?
Judas: Nah, I'm good
Judas: Gtg cya
longhair: ok cya