EroSlackerMicha
EroSlackerMicha
Bio
It takes an idiot to do cool things...that's why they're cool. - FLCL
A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step. - Lao Tzu
A single step can crush a man's balls. - Girlfriend.
"If the opposite of Pro is Con then the opposite of Progress is Congress" - random thought.
"Yes!" "No!" "What was the question?" - me
"There is a fine line between sanity and insanity, and I have white out" - me
"In War - Victory, In Peace - Vigilance, In Death - Sacrifice" - The Grey Wardens (Dragon Age Origins)
B.O.H.I.C.A.: Bend Over Here It Comes Again
F.U.B.A.R. : F#cked up beyond all recognition
H.U.M.A.S.: Head Up My @ss Syndrom
S.N.A.F.U. : Situation Normal All F*cked Up
A.D.O.S.D : Attention Deficit Oh Shiny Disorder (Friend says I have this)
F.O.C.U.S. : F*ck Off Cuz Ur Stupid - T-shirt
The Angel on my shoulder was gang raped by the devil from the other shoulder and the voices in my head - Me to friend about decisions made.
"Madness & Sanity are labels given by society...and I am Anti-Social" - Me
"I am fluent in three languages. English, Sarcasm and Profanity." Girlfriend to me
"I am right 97 percent of the time, who cares about the other 4 percent." - my t-shirt.
Random Things about me:
1. I am a slacker in some things and highly motivated in others.
2. I'm 39
2a. I live in Wisconsin, USA
3. I've broken nearly every bone in my legs at least twice...and it hurts when it rains or is cold.
4. I have a degree in journalism but I'm to lazy to do anything with it.
5. my girlfriend is the best thing to happen to me and keeps me sane.
5-a. My girlfriend plays video games, loves anime, stands 5'6 110lbs, and her hair is currently black with red streaks.