ExcelBodyPillow
hi.
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This ones a doozy. I had a dream where I was in some snowy wasteland place. It was some kind of mountain I think. And I was with fucking Mario. I was with super Mario. In this snowy mountain.
And we're both together searching frantically for some kind of exit. At one point we reach a super deep chasm, where it's just pitch black at the bottom. There's a thin rock line across it. We try to shimmy across but Mario falls into the black abyss. I can't just let him die, so I jump down there. AND END UP IN HELL. That chasm goes straight down to hell. It's not just the eternal torture Christian hell, it has buildings and stuff. Like a city. It was like the terraria underworld, still has lava everywhere.
So I fall down to hell, and I start looking for Mario. I eventually find him and realize he was about to be sold by a fucking human sex trafficker. He is tied up with a rope, and he is butt naked. So I take my knife that I have at my waist (I didn't know I had a knife before either) and kill the sex trafficker and save Mario. Again this is super Mario. That I'm in hell with. He's crying and stuff so I comfort him and get his hat off the trafficker's corpse, and we start looking for a way out of hell. I think at one point we're in a bar? And there's a fight and we kill some people?? A lot of shit happens, I'm not gonna type a whole book here, but by the end we killed a bunch of demons and eventually find a staircase that goes back to the world of the living. I accompany Mario to the castle. He's fucking exhausted and I am too but we're alive. That's the end of my dream. Frankly, this one deserves an Oscar.
(Copypasta i found btw this didn't happen)