Archive of Our Own

Bio

A queer foul-mouthed cat-loving goth/punk-hybrid-thing eldritch son of a corpse, with a boarding-on-crazed love for Danny Phantom and Venom.
I’m also known as ‘that weird forest being’ and my ‘humanness’ is considered by many (including myself) to be genuinely debatable.
Grammar note: I do “”, not “,” because it’s more symmetrical. Bite me

So anyway: I’m very pale and thus glow very brightly under moonlight.
Live in a forest (meaning my Internet is piss, shit, and kitty litter) which I occasionally wander around aimlessly in (especially at night) and accidentally scare people.
Own/look after anywhere from 10-24 cats at any given time, some of which are feral. Every kitten season I wind up with at least two litters, there are many who own a cat I watched over as a wee babe.
If you’re reading my stuff, chances are there’s swearing; trust me, I swear far more in real life and find it insanely unrealistic for anyone (especially teens like Danny) to not swear.
I’m a genderqueer whatever-the-fuck who’s cool with literally whatever pronouns you wanna throw at me (‘It’ included), gray-ace, panromantic; I tick off all the queer boxes! (The Box Ghost would be proud).
I’ve been goth basically always, but I’m more punk-leaning than most goths. Personality wise, I’m definitely more of a punk who can be classed as an asshole with a love of confrontation and will physically fight you given a reason; human or not (if you’re a coyote then I’m extra ready to chase you with a very large stick while snarling).
As for my opinions on humans? I’m fond of things that entertain me. I think we can all do with humanity getting its shit together just a little bit though. (Seriously, there are days when I’m very glad to be rather disconnected from human society/humans in general. Still fond of you fuckers though. Like you’re little asshole cats that, while adorable and fun, like to fuck shit up and be assholes for no real reason)