Bio
I was once described as "the biggest flirt [someone's] ever met." Funny knowing I'm actually an asexual 20 year-old virgin who wants to remain that way
That being said, please, if you've read & know any fics with, like, an Excessive amount of flirting in them, or even just a ton of puns/banter, Please for the love of heaven send them my way
I'd say 'toodle-oo', but gee does that sound like 'I'm going to the bathroom' to me
maybe i should stop watching british television
and creating bios at 5am
and sleep more
uh

