Bio
This is definitely NOT Deadpool’s secret AO3 account! I’m just a normal, tax-paying citizen who doesn’t own any red leather or Spider-Man merch. I’ve never heard of a fourth wall in my life. I live in the suburbs, have been divorced 17 times, and go golfing every Saturday at 11:26 a.m., for crying out loud! Did I mention that I pay my taxes? Also, I do not have an unrequited crush on Spider-Man, thank you very much!


