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phichit+chu created the group "We're the best!"
phichit+chu added kenjirou_minami and +guanghongji+
phichit+chu: Hey, you guys there?
phichit+chu: Helloooooo?
+guanghongji+: Hey Phichit. What's this group for?
phichit+chu: You'll see (¬‿¬)
phichit+chu: now we just need Miniami......
phichit+chu: ......
phichit+chu: ......
phichit+chu: MINAMI!!
kenjirou_minami: ....
kenjirou_minami: You do realize its later for me than for you guys, right? I'm sleepy...
phichit+chu: Oh hush. It's only 2000 here.
phichit+chu: You're only ahead of me by like, 2 hours, so it's only 2200. That's not late. Guang Hong is awake and responding, and he's only 1 hour behind you! No excuses!
kenjirou_minami: ....
kenjirou_minami: So? Still tired. Still sleepy...
phichit+chu: Anyways...
phichit+chu: Guess what?
phichit+chu: Guess what?!
phichit+chu: GUESS WHAT?!
+guanghongji+: What?
kenjirou_minami: What?
phichit+chu: The three of us have been voted...
phichit+chu: drum roll please
phichit+chu: ...............
phichit+chu: The "Three Most Adorable Men's Skaters in Asia" according to SNS!!!
phichit+chu: Isn't that awesome?!
phichit+chu: (◕‿◕✿)
kenjirou_minami: WHAAAAT?!?!
+guanghongji+: Really?! Wow, that's...wow!
phichit+chu: I know, right?!?!
phichit+chu: I just found out, and of course, I just had to share!! Can't let good news like this go unnoticed!! We gotta brag!!
phichit+chu: and so...
phichit+chu added katsuki-y to "We're the best!"
phichit+chu: YUURI~!!!!! \ (•◡•) /
kenjirou_minami: omgitsyuuribestillmyheart
katsuki-y: Hey Phichit, hey guys. What's this group for? And why was I added?
phichit+chu: I have to share, because I'm super excited right now!! The three of us, me, Minami, and Guang Hong, were voted "Three Most Adorable Men's Skaters in Asia"!! Aren't we adorable?! Huh? Huh?? HUH?!?
katsuki-y: Oh my goodness, yes Phichit, you are adorable. You all are. Obviously.
kenjirou_minami: omgmyidoljustcalledmeadorableicantevenrightnow
kenjirou_minami: thisisprobablythebestmomentofmylife
kenjirou_minami: omgicantbreatheimsoexcited
kenjirou_minami: *wheeze*
kenjirou_minami: *swoon*
+guanghongji+: Minami, are you going to be ok? (°ロ°)
katsuki-y: Oh geez, Minami-kun, are you ok?
phichit+chu: Yuuri! Why would you do that to Minami??
katsuki-y: I'm sorry!! I didn't think that would happen!
phichit+chu: The poor kid has pretty much admitted that he worships the ground you walk on! Of course he'll get overly excited when you compliment him like that!
katsuki-y: I SAID I WAS SORRY!! Minami-kun, please don't die!
phichit+chu: I'm telling on you!!
katsuki-y: Wait, what?
phichit+chu added v-nikiforov to "We're the best!"
phichit+chu: Victor! Yuuri is being mean to poor, sweet, innocent little Minami!!
katsuki-y: Phichit!
v-nikiforov: What? My Yuuri? Impossible!
phichit+chu: Possible. Read above. Minami almost hyperventilated himself to passing out!
v-nikiforov: Well...
v-nikiforov: I mean, can you blame him? Have you SEEN my Yuuri? Have you MET my Yuuri? He's definitely swoon-worthy! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
katsuki-y: Victor!
katsuki-y: Ugh, both of you just stop. Stop right now. Please for my sanity, stop
phichit+chu: But Minami...
kenjirou_minami: ...I'm ok...I think...
+guanghongji+: Are you sure?
kenjirou_minami: Yeah. No. Ok. I'm good.
kenjirou_minami: Sorry.
kenjirou_minami: Just got a little bit excited there for a minute
+guanghongji+: Good. We were all worried for a minute there
+guanghongji+: You really look up to Yuuri, don't you?
kenjirou_minami: Well of course I do!
v-nikiforov: Well, now that the momentary Yuuri hate is done, I wanna add more people! This could be fun! (~_^)
katsuki-y: Victor, you're not thinking what I think you're thinking? This isn't gonna end well...
v-nikiforov added yuri-plisetsky, otabek-altin, and christophe-gc to "We're the best!"
+guanghongji+: Hey, no fair. If anyone can add people to the group, I want to too!!
+guanghongji+ added leo_the_lion to "We're the best!"
phichit+chu: Wait! One more!
phichit+chu added seung-gillee to "We're the best!"
christophe-gc: Why hello everyone
leo_the_lion: Hi guys!
leo_the_lion: Bye guys!
leo_the_lion: Gotta go be productive and stuff
+guanghongji+: But...but...
Private message between +guanghongji+ and leo_the_lion
+guanghongji+: Don't leave me!!
leo_the_lion: Dude, it's the morning for me. I have training to get to!
+guanghongji+: Oh...right...message me later?
+guanghongji+: ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
leo_the_lion: Yes
+guanghongji+: Yay!! \ (•◡•) /
+guanghongji+: <3
leo_the_lion: <3
"We're the best!"
yuri-plisetsky: ugh
yuri-plisetsky: What the fuck is this? Why am I included? I don't like any of you
phichit+chu: Daaaaang
yuri-plisetsky: What?
phichit+chu: You don't even like your "best friend"?
yuri-plisetsky: shit.
yuri-plisetsky: fuck.
yuri-plisetsky: Ok, fine
yuri-plisetsky: "What the fuck is this? Why am I included? I don't like any of you"...except Otabek
yuri-plisetsky: And wait...why did you put quotes around 'best friend'? It's not like that! Shut up!
phichit+chu: Uh-huh...sure... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
seung-gillee: I'll second Yuri's previous statement. Why am I here?
seung-gillee: I really don't talk to most of you normally. Why would I here?
phichit+chu: It's called being social, silly!
phichit+chu: You need to get used to it
seung-gillee: And I quote..."ugh"
katsuki-y: Yurio! How many times have I told you! Language!
phichit+chu: Ooooo. The chat group mom has appeared.
v-nikiforov: Wait?! Would that make me the chat group dad?! (ʘ‿ʘ)
phichit+chu: Yes. Yeessssss! Because then you know what that means?
phichit+chu: I can openly ship Victuuri!!
phichit+chu: my victuuri ship.jpg
yuri-plisetsky: 1) Pig, FUCK OFF THAT'S NOT MY NAME!!!!!
yuri-plisetsky: 2) Pig, fuck off again, cuz I do what I want
yuri-plisetsky: 3) Geezer, fuck off, YOU GUYS AREN'T MY PARENTS!!!!!
yuri-plisetsky: 4) Geezer, fuck off again, that face is creepy
yuri-plisetsky: 5) Phichit, fuck off, and stop with the "victuuri" crap. They make me gag. Don't encourage their behaviour
yuri-plisetsky: 6) Everyone, just...fuck off
phichit+chu: Ooooo. Someone is feeling fiesty. Otabek, calm the vicious kitten down!
yuri-plisetsky: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?!
yuri-plisetsky: I'M NOT A KITTEN!
yuri-plisetsky: I'M THE FUCKING ICE TIGER OF RUSSIA!!
yuri-plisetsky: I WILL OWN YOU AT ANY COMPETITION!!!
yuri-plisetsky: ┻━┻ ︵ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ︵ ┻━┻
yuri-plisetsky has left "We're the best!"
phichit+chu: Otabek...
otabek-altin: I don't know what you want me to do about it. I'm not with him. I can't physically make him do anything
phichit+chu: Well, first things first...
phichit+chu has added yuri-plisetsky to "We're the best!"
phichit+chu: NEW RULE!
phichit+chu: Absolutely no leaving the group for any reason, what-so-ever!
yuri-plisetsky: WHAT?!?! SCREW THIS!
yuri-plisetsky has left "We're the best!"
phichit+chu has added yuri-plisetsky to "We're the best!"
phichit+chu: Nope
phichit+chu: No leaving.
yuri-plisetsky has left "We're the best!"
phichit+chu has added yuri-plisetsky to "We're the best!"
phichit+chu: Again. Nope.
phichit+chu: No. Leaving.
yuri-plisetsky: ARGH!!
yuri-plisetsky has left "We're the best!"
phichit+chu has added yuri-plisetsky to "We're the best!"
phichit+chu: N O L E A V I N G ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
phichit+chu: Just give up and stay. You'll never win
katsuki-y: You really wont Yurio. Not against Phichit at least. Not when it comes to social media.
yuri-plisetsky: NOT MY NAME ASSHOLE!!!!!
otabek-altin: Yura...
yuri-plisetsky: ...
yuri-plisetsky: ...
yuri-plisetsky: ...
yuri-plisetsky: ...
yuri-plisetsky: ...fine...
phichit+chu: YAY!!
phichit+chu: ┬──┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ) ┬──┬