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I am driving my car
To a place very far
With my anime sex pillow Baka
To the rice fields madafaka
What could possibly go wrong
I am very brave and strong
Tonight I'll be a gentleman with class
And I will eat my waifu's ass
I lay a blanket it's time for picnic
Cuz waifu needa be thicc if she takin dat dicc
I start chewing on my mom's good food
And I can't wait to rub my goddamn wood
But something was weird something was off
I feel so stupid I feel like a goof
I don't know why but with the vanishing of the sun
I suddenly felt like I had to run
But then I saw a man, strange he seemed
He looked at me, laughed and he screamed
"Ore wa ochinchin ga daisuki nandayo"
I screamed and dropped my sandwich with mayo
Nobody even heard my cries
He looked at me with his cold scary eyes
He looked so creepy all dressed in black
Before I ran he attacked me from the back
He said "You fool you disturbed my rice
Now pay the price and give me your sacrifice"
I got scared and screamed "Here take my waifu
But don't take me cuz I love my lifu"