Chapter Text
'He rocks in the treetops all day long
Hoppin' and a-boppin' and singing his song
All the little birds on Jaybird Street
Love to hear the robin go tweet-tweet-tweet'
Smack! The song stops from a hand smashing the snooze button to the alarm clock. "Ugh..." a boy voice groaned as his arm slumped to the side of his bed. Ruffled up light black hair, and groggy violet eyes looked at the alarm clock with blurred vision. It roughly read 8:30 in the morning. Groaning again as he got into a sitting position. Throwing his arms up into the air, yawning.
'Rockin' robin, (tweet-tweet-tweet)
Rock-rock-rockin' robin' (tweet-tweedilly-tweet)
Go rockin' robin 'cause we're really gonna rock tonight (tweet-tweedilly-tweet)'
"God, shut up!" he grumbled angrily and threw his alarm clock at the wall on the other side of his room. The alarm clock then shut up and broke into pieces after hitting the wall. Scratching his back as he yawned for a second time. Getting out of bed. Putting on his cow slippers that his little sister bought for him.
Walking towards the dresser to grab some clothes to change into. He then looked down at his busted alarm clock and shrugged, walking out the door. Walked towards the bathroom to knock, holding the clothes in front of his crotch.
"C.C....please let me in... I need to-" the boy was cut off by the lime green haired girl with golden orbs opening the door.
"Waaaaaah!" he cried out, falling flat on his face.
"Ow..." he groaned, lifting his face off of the floor after kissing it.
He looked up at her from where he was.
"You should've said something!" he shouted at her.
"Well my bad Lelouch. Besides it's Saturday, so why should I respond to you?" C.C teased and then sat right onto his back.
He grunted in pain after feeling her weight.
"Get off!" he grumbled.
"But you make a nice chair..." she whined playfully.
Lelouch knew that he had to get her pizza or else he would be in for it. "Fine you win. I'll buy you bloody more. But please get off of me. I'm too old to be playing horsey. Plus...I stink and need to...pee..." he whined in defeat.
C.C smirked as she finally got off of his back and left for his room. Lelouch sighed as he got back up to his feet and closed the door to do his business. Once he was done and was fully dressed in his usual brown short leather jacket, black shirt, and jeans.
He then walked downstairs to meet up with C.C. and his little sister Nunnally. Opening the fridge and frowned. There wasn't any milk in the fridge. Sighing as he knew that he had to find himself a job. He couldn't live like this anymore.
"Hey Lulu, you can work at this new dairy farm that is hiring." Nunnally spoke as she lifted the newspaper off of the table.
Lelouch jolted with excitement as he never been to a job outside of being the leader of the Black Knights. Smirking as he knew that this was an opportunity for him.
"Mind if I take a look then?" he asked, walking over to them after closing the fridge.
She handed him the paper from where she sat. Thanking her before taking it from her lightly. Looking at the add to the farm in the paper looked almost promising towards him. There was a photo of a happy farmer with one of his dairy cows. He then walked over to the coffee pot to have himself a cup of coffee. Taking a few sips while reading where to find the place and the number. Right when he saw what jobs were open, he spat out some coffee and started to choke.
"What's wrong Lulu?" Nunnally asked worriedly.
"N-Nothing..." he coughed.
"Are you sure? You're coughing pretty hard there. Did you choke on something?" she added another.
"Y-Yeah...I-I'm fine. Just drank coffee with the wrong tube is all..." he croaked.
Clearing his throat as he then put his glass into the sink before charging for the farm. It would never leave his head after reading it. He had the paper with him, to see if it was a real place. Going down the roads trying to find this new dairy farm that was somehow located in a meadow that was a few good miles from Ashford Academy. It was west of the academy that he knew of so far, by tracking it down with a map on his cell.
'A farm without cows? What a ridiculous joke that could end up as a terrible prank. Plus, how was there a dairy farm near us that I've never heard of up until now? Plus, the name sounds a bit weird and too obvious about my power. Geass Farms? This has to be something that C.C might of came up with herself.' he thought while panting while running.
After running for a good hour and a half his legs gave out on him right once he stepped foot into the meadow. Panting from trying to catch his breath. His lungs and heart felt ripe to burst from all of that running. His light black straight hair was matted in sweat, his violet eyes almost lifeless. All he wanted to do was pass out like someone with asthma. And that's when everything went black, followed by a thush. His body landed into the soft grass of the meadow.
"Hey I think I've found another one. Which position should we put him in?" one asked.
"Maybe a bull?" the other shrugged.
"Let's check his bust and semen count to see if he's capable of being one of our bulls. If not, then he'll be one of our cows. Seems like he saw our ad for cows then." a third brought up.
Groaning as he was being flipped over by the third person. He then got carried off somewhere along the farm. Snorting awake as he then realized that he dozed off from all of that running. Blinking heavy eyelids with blurry vision, trying to make out his surroundings. Once the room came into view, all he could see was a white ceiling with the lights on. Something didn't feel right. Tried to move one of his arms to help him get up, but he couldn't. A single soft gasp escaped his lips as he whipped his head around to spot a struggle leather strap around his left wrist. Looking at the other one to find it there too, then checked his legs and knew that he had no way of moving. He struggled on the operation table that he was on, but found out it was no use. He couldn't even activate his Geass either if he tried.
"Let me go!" he shouted while squirming under the straps to the table.
"Why would we?" the third person who picked him up off of their meadow cackled.
"Who are you?! Come show yourself or else!" he snapped.
A man with purple hair wrapped in a ponytail that hit towards the ground, ruby eyes, and was at least six feet high walked into the light of the room from a dark corner. He looked like a pretty boy and was wearing a school boy uniform. Someone that he didn't recognize from Ashford.
"Seems like you don't remember me, Lelouch. Seems like you've found our ad in the paper." he smirked as he took out a roll of measuring tape from his pocket.
"What're you going to do to me? I demand to know!" he shouted.
Smack! Lelouch started to tear up from the hard friction of the bitch slap.
"Don't you dare try to activate your Geass on me! Yeah I know about you, your Geass, your alter ego known as Zero. I know everything there is about you. Since you're so demanding and bitchy I might not turn you into one of our prized bulls." he spat.
"W-What?! You're going to do what with me?!" he screeched in fear and wide eyed.
"You heard me." he smirked.
The pretty purple haired boy then took out an army Swiss knife from his breast pocket.
"Now stay still Lelouch, it'll all be over before you even know it." he cackled.
Lelouch started to sweat in nervousness as he then saw his knife start to rip his uniform top to shreds. He didn't budge, since he was scared of dying before reaching his goal with the Britannian Forces that he was bred into. Once his school top was completely ripped and sliced off of him, he shivered from being a bit cold.
"Why won't you give me a name? Maybe we could work things out." he said.
"The name is Gaara Ootori and we can never work things out. You are the one that gave me, my Geass. After receiving it, I gotten used to it. But now you will call me master, since it is your fault for giving me such a useful tool." Gaara smirked as he tied Lelouch's wrists to a hook.
He then pressed a button on his remote to lift him up off the operation table and onto his feet. Lelouch tried to kick him, but was too weak to even move his legs.
"What did you do to me before transferring me here?" Lelouch asked.
"Easy. Sachi used her Geass to weaken your body. She can also hold you in place by eye contact alone. Now stay still." Gaara snapped as he unrolled the measuring tape and then wrapped it around Lelouch's pecs.
Lelouch went agape when he saw him wrap it around his bare chest. His cheeks flushed when he got finished.
"Seems like you're the perfect size to be a part of our dairy cattle." Gaara smirked once more.
"Are you nuts?! Why would I want to be a cow for?! Are you telling me that's the power of your mysterious Geass?!" he shouted.
"Yes indeed. I can turn anyone into anything I please and you're not going to become a full on cow. You'll still have your human looks of course. But you would have to come back to our farm once your transformation has been completed to start your new job, Moolouch." he whispered in his ear.
Lelouch blushed at the thought of his new job as one of their cows for milk would be like, while staring at those ruby orbs. Gaara released his chin and placed his hand over his right eye. Once he removed it, his Geass was now activated. His ruby eye was now a sky blue with the Geass sign upside-down.
"I Gaara Ootori hereby turn Lelouch Vi Britannia into a dairy cow of my vision. He'll produce milk for me and my workers and will have the ability to become pregnant." he spoke.
Lelouch's eyes were now outlined in sky blue and his eyelids gone heavy again. Then blackout again. Once he came, he felt his surroundings. He was back at home and in his bed. 'Was that all nothing but a dream?' he thought. Ring, ding, ting.
"What the?" he looked down to find a cowbell strapped around his neck.
'Ok maybe not a dream after all. When was this thing on me?' he thought.
Getting up as the bell rang more. Walking up to his full body looking glass to try to find anything different about himself, aside from the cowbell choker around his neck. Shrugging off the feeling of what happened earlier that morning. He walked downstairs to be greeted by Suzaku. Nunnally and C.C. were doing some origami.
"Good afternoon Lelouch." Nunnally greeted after hearing his bell.
"Afternoon Nunna, do you know where the scissors are?" he asked.
He tried to take off the cowbell that he was wearing, but it just rang.
"In the kitchen Lulu. Why do you ask? Are you wearing a cowbell?" she wondered.
"I went over to check which jobs was open at Geass Farms and yet they put this thing on me before leaving. I guess it means that I'm hired and might be part of my new uniform." he grunted as he tried cutting it off, but failed.
"Oh? You now have a job Lelouch? That's shocking. Which job?" Suzaku asked, walking into the kitchen.
He grabbed him by the collar, flushed. He looked at the doorway where he knew that Nunnally was still in hearing range. Suzaku took this as his new signal, since he wasn't wearing his school top or belt anymore.
They walked onto the roof of Ashford Academy, his cowbell rang as they went. Lelouch sighed as he knew that he had to come clean with him. Their eyes met while leaning onto the railing.
"Well this morning Nunna found an ad in the paper for a new dairy farm. The name is Geass Farms and yet what got to me was a few of the open jobs on the list." he started.
"Geass Farms? Don't tell me that they're Geass users like yourself." Suzaku sighed.
"Yep. They are turning people into their livestock. I'm now one of them. Turns out a few of our old buddies that we barely remember has done it. His Geass is called Animal Spirit. One I didn't know existed, until now. Ngh!" he grunted.
"Are you alright Lelouch?" Suzaku rushed to his side.
"Y-Yeah just a small pain in my chest. It feels hot too. But back to the point..." he squeaked with a blush.
"That's not normal Lelouch, you should totally see a doc-" he was cut off by spotting his ears stretching.
"Shit! It's already starting. Plus, I don't think a doctor would understand what I'm going through." he growled as he knew that his ears were now black cow ears.
"So what are we going to do? Is this going to be your job forever? Fucking every female human cow that they have, impregnating them?" Suzaku asked.
Lelouch sighed as he shook his head as he knew that he thought that he was turning into one of their bulls. 'My pecs are growing to become big enough to carry more than a gallon of milk. Not sure how long it'll take for that to happen. Should I just tell him that he turned me into one of his dairy cattle or show him?' he thought.
"You'll find out later. Mind joining me to find a way to reverse this? They're looking for more bulls aside from dairy cattle. I have a feeling that they're starting off with livestock first with very few farmhands on board." he offered, feeling scared.
"Outside of our other jobs and school. I guess I could. Does he know that we're dating?" he asked.
"No. Not that I know of, besides I'm not sure. We'll find out once my transformation is over. He's just giving me the ears, horns, tail with a few more bovine traits. He said that it'll be useless if I was a full on bovine for him." he continued.
"Wait...how are we going to come back to school looking like this all the time and having bells around our necks?" Suzaku squeaked.
"I have no clue. Unless he's wanting me to erase everyone's memory while he hired that one Geass user to replace their memories. To make it as if everyone would know about our new selves and would be shocked or anything, as if it were normal." he explained his theory.
"That could be the case Lulu, but it could be the other way around instead. We will never know until you take me back to this Geass Farms. So when would they want you to come back?" Suzaku looked at him.
Heaving a heavy sigh as he shrugged. He then raspberried while running a hand through his hair.
"Maybe after my transformation is done? Since he looked so serious about it somehow. You do know that you can go over there to find out for yourself. They're still hiring, since they're new. Every small business tends to do so once they start out. They can't open the farm yet, until they have enough workers." he added.
The brunette with emerald green eyes nodded in response, keeping that thought in mind. He then walked over to his boyfriend and flicked his new bell. Smirking as Lelouch looked so annoyed by the sound of it, but had a soft blush on his cheeks.
"You do know that you look cute like this, yet it might become my newest fetish. So what do you say my little Moolouch? Wanna bred?" Suzaku teased.
Light black hair whipping his way with shocked and still halfway annoyed violet orbs. Slap! The brunette took this as rejection. He went aback from the bitch slap. Placing a hand to his cheek to rub the sore spot.
"I'll take that as a no... ow..." Suzaku whined.
"Serves you right! Besides, why the hell would I want to have sex with you after what's happening to me?! Some boyfriend you are!" he yelled, flushed.
"Well sorry...I just thought that you were ready already, but that proved me wrong. What would happen if we can't find a way to reverse it? What if you're stuck like this forever?" Suzaku asked hoarsely.
"I-I don't know...I need to think about it ok?" Lelouch teared up.
The White Knight went to his side once more and wrapped his arms around his Black Prince. Petting his head and rocking slowly, trying to sooth him. Soon he stopped crying and held the White Knight's head, that was perched on his shoulder.
"I guess you're right at some point. Thanks for trying to cheer me up Suza, but not now ok? Besides we might as well eat something. I'm starving..."he gave in.
"That's my Black Prince. Let's go order C.C. her pizza. What would you like to have?" he wondered, holding up his cell.
The Britannian Prince was looking down at the fresh green grass on the ground, drooling. But then shook his head as if it then disgusted him. Looking back at his White Knight, he cleared his throat.
"You ok? I could've sworn that you were drooling over grass like a bovine. If you want some, you can go for it. I'm not stopping you, due to your new transformation going on. I won't judge you in any way, I'll keep my lips sealed in case everybody notices the new you. Besides I could go fetch you some oats and veggies, if you'd like." Suzaku offered.
Lelouch's eyes sparkled in delight when he heard veggies and oats. He knew that's healthy for anyone to eat and yet was mostly meant for horses. He nodded in agreement, feeling a bit shy to answer back with voice. Suzaku chuckled as he was liking this new Lelouch.
"I'll be right back then. C.C.'s pizza would be here within ten minutes. I'll let you know whenever I'm at the grocery store. I'd like to know what your new craving are, aside from grass." he waved from the window on the roof.
"Sounds good Suza. I'll be waiting up here for you, when you get back." Lelouch answered giddily.
Once Suzaku had left for the grocery store, he blinked and shook his head, snapping back into reality. 'Oh my gods, I am turning into a cow. I feel like I'm growing another stomach. Cows have like four of them and I only have one. Oh shit, don't tell me that I'll be stuck having four stomachs like them, with this transformation of mine!' he ruffled his hair in worry of getting fat like a cow.
Then his sister's heed was racing through his head from the first time of meeting C.C and keeping her a secret from her and Suzaku, until he wanted to come clean with him, after telling him his feelings for him. They've been only dating for about half a year now.
"Careful with all of that pizza Lelouch, you don't want to end up with a blubbery belly, do you?" she spoke.
"Then don't rub or touch it ok?" he replied.
"Oh, scary." she chuckled.
That flashback ran through his head over a million times like a broken record. Sweat started to pour from his skin pores. It wasn't from the heat at all. It was too nice to be a hot summer day. 'I don't want to get fat! I can't be fat! A fat Zero would be...most likely disturbing and not handsome at all! What am I going to do, if that really ends up the case for me?!' he thought, freaking out.
"This is all C.C.'s fault...and that damned Gaara's fault! Damn them! W-Waaaaaaaaaaah!" he screeched.
Sighing in relief as he knew that was his cell phone buzzing. He knew that it was Suzaku. He clicked the answer button.
"Yeah Suza?" he started.
"Hey Moolouch, I'm in the vegetable aisle. Which veggies would you like me to buy?" he hummed.
"Please don't call me that. It's not my thing of a nickname or title. Besides you're in public! So why call me by that ridiculous name that Gaara gave me before transforming me?!" he shouted.
"But it's soooooo cute..." Suzaku pouted.
"Hold on, C.C.'s pizza came in. I need to pay for it, before she has a fit." Lelouch sighed.
Walking back downstairs to be greeted by the pizzaman.
"Here you are sir. Whoa, nice costume. Are you heading to or having a early costume party? Possibly doing a pla-" he was cut off.
"Go back to doing your job. You don't remember seeing me like this and would never spread word of me." Lelouch ordered, his Geass active.
"Yes, Your Highness." he droned. Soon enough he went back to doing his job.
"The hell was all of that about?! I heard every word of it! He thought you looked cute the way you are now, but you just erased his memory with your geass! Why Lelouch? Spit it out already!" Suzaku screamed in his ear.
Lelouch flinched from how it hurt his ear. His hearing was more sensitive than normal, now that he had cow ears. He growled as he handed C.C. her pizza.
"Nice new looks Moolouch. I say that those new ears are just your style." she teased as she then pats his shoulder.
"Why is everyone liking the new me?! Shut it Yukana!" he yelled.
He then stomped up to his room to give Suzaku his order of veggies, then hung up angrily. Flopping onto his bed, screamed into his pillow. Then started to sob as he wished to be himself again.
