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USER1 - 11/02/2018
* me slinking in here * so about cow Shiro... Keith is a dairy farmer and all of his livestock are Shiro clones. Cute shiros with little horns and ears and swishy tails and big tits full of milk, in cute little cow costumes. He milks both their chests and cocks regularly. The cattle often have to be restrained on their hands and knees when he’s working with their dicks because they squirm around and make a ton of noise from how good it feels to have Keith’s hands on them. Keith’s diet is heavy in dairy since he loves the sweet milk all his cows produce and incorporates it into everything he makes, like cheese yogurt, etc. But his favourite is just the plain and unprocessed milk straight from the teet. Some lucky cows get to have Keith suckle right from their sore swollen tits and it feels so good. Keith takes very good care of his Shiro cows and they love him to bits. Also Keith in cowboy gear..
USER4 - 11/02/2018
For no scientific reason in particular, maybe they need to get sexed to produce more milk...
USER5 - 11/02/2018
happy cows make more milk
USER1 - 11/02/2018
Keith has to bust a nut in every single one of them every spring time to ensure a productive summer
USER4 - 11/02/2018
Takes time with each one so they feel happy. Blush blush moo
USER6 - 11/02/2018
HAPPY BOVIDS MAKE MILK
USER1 - 11/02/2018
Every morning he kisses each one smack on the lips and tells them he loves them, tweaking their perky nipples and rubbing their soft ears
USER4 - 11/02/2018
Look, If they didn’t want a moocow Shiro farm AU they shouldn’t have given him such voluptuous tiddy and had a clone factory of him
USER3 - 11/02/2018
And every Shiro does their best to produce the best milk. But with Keith's love and attention to every single one, it's not that difficult for them. A happy farm.
USER4 - 11/02/2018
A big huge bed, they take it in turns to be the ones sleeping closest to Keith
Every night he’s surrounded by big sleepy beef
Sometimes there are accidents, milk all over the bed
But that’s just what happens when those Shiro’s get too happy
USER1 - 11/02/2018
Instead of snoring, it’s just a sea of very soft snorts and moos
USER4 - 11/02/2018
Little tail flick, Ear wag
USER1 - 11/02/2018
All of them are slightly different, but they all have little ear tags. And some of them have bull rings.
I’d like to think cow Shiros naturally have larger balls than full humans, resulting in a ridiculous excess of cum and Keith collects all of it. every time he gets one of them to cum, every spurt and twitch of their cock releases a gush of spunk, and the orgasm can last several seconds. Stimulating their prostate helps the process as Keith has to literally milk them dry
USER3 - 11/03/2018
So, can the farm full of cow Shiro's speak? Or do they communicate with Keith through cute little nudges and moos?
USER1 - 11/03/2018
Hmmm I’m kinda on the fence about it, but I’m leaning more towards they can only moo but they’re very intelligent “cow boys” lol and very expressive
USER4 - 11/03/2018
Cute moos
USER3 - 11/03/2018
I was thinking the same. Communication through moos
USER7 - 11/03/2018
Is this going to be a situation like with 3CPO or Groot, where Keith can understand his Shiro's but most people just hear moos?
USER3 - 11/03/2018
Bovids having a unique language with their owners?
USER7 - 11/03/2018
It could also be half understanding Bovid body language/vocalizations, and half Keith really knows his particularly bovids well and can pick up what they mean.
USER1 - 11/03/2018
Yeh I think it’s more like Keith is just really close to them and knows exactly what they need and want by instinct at this point
USER4 - 11/03/2018
Little floppy droop ears is a sad Shiro
But maybe Keith can’t understand other bovids, Just his Shiro’s
USER8 - 11/03/2018
Keith loves all of his shiros and can read all of their expressions
USER1 - 11/03/2018
Tho his cows aren’t very subtle when they need to be milked. They’ll rub up onto Keith with blushy faces and little desperate moos, it makes Keith chuckle at how sweet they are
USER4 - 11/03/2018
His happy shiro milk make so much money for the farm, it’s luxury goods, but Keith doesn’t let visits to his farm
USER8 - 11/03/2018
The shiros love scritches and being brushed
Sometimes they push and shove over who's turn it is
USER8 - 11/03/2018
Theres a lot of days where Keith falls asleep cuddled with his shiros in the straw
using their tiddies as a pillow
USER4 - 11/03/2018
Wakes up with a wet cheek because someone thought it was fun to rub their chest against his face at night
USER1 - 11/03/2018
Ahahah but Keith can just wake up and latch onto a titty right then and there. Nice and tasty breakfast to keep his tummy full and warm. What a way to start the day
USER4 - 11/03/2018
Especially on a cold winter morning
USER1 - 11/03/2018
That barn would be nice and toasty warm
This AU is like 20% horny 80% uwu
USER13 - 11/03/2018
the uwus are inevitable in sheith aus
USER3 - 11/03/2018
What if the bovids had their own little system to satisfy their needs? As much as they all want Keith to be the one to care for them, he's still only one guy. So maybe the bulls take it upon themselves to take care of the other Shiro's that need to be milked or fucked.
USER7 - 11/03/2018
Oooo, is it something they just figure out when the herd gets to be a certain size, or is it because Keith gets sick one day and can't take care of them all, no matter how much he wants too.
USER3 - 11/03/2018
Yeah! The bulls are there to calm their herd if Keith gets sick, or has to head out to deliver milk, etc.
USER7 - 11/03/2018
Are the bulls bigger than the regular moo-shiro's, because I'm imagining a 7 foot 8 foot bull picking up their favorite rancher for cuddles.
USER3 - 11/03/2018
Well now that you mention it, sure!
USER4 - 11/03/2018
And because I’m a slut for it they have bigger horns
But they still like when Keith fucks them just right
USER3 - 11/03/2018
Oh yeah, of course. They're massive boys. But turn to putty in Keith hands.
They're cuddlier than the regular bovids.
USER7 - 11/03/2018
You know, the bulls would be excellent candidates for an electro prostate stimulator. Make sure their big balls are producing like they should, and they don't need a change in diet or more attention.
USER3 - 11/03/2018
Keith rewards his best producing bulls. He treats them all equally, but when they give him great results...he spoils them a little extra.
USER4 - 11/03/2018
they need bull milk to make moo milk
Keith sets them up, one squirming moocow Shiro in a breeding harness, a bull Shiro added. “Be good for me sweet boys”
I mean it’s business, Keith deff doesn’t get off watching his Shiro’s fucking each other
USER3 - 11/03/2018
A sweet young milking cow Shiro (prekerb) strapped into place as a larger bull Shiro (long haired Shiro!) Nuzzles and licks the younger one until they're well settled and they go at it.
USER7 - 11/03/2018
Ahhh, imagine Keith calming down one of his milking cows because its their first time with a bull. Petting his hair and rubbing his ears, telling him its alright, Kuron's a sweety and he's going to be extra gentle.
USER7 - 11/03/2018
There is definitely lots of cuddling and praise afterward, from Keith and the bull, of the smaller moo-shiro for doing so well and taking the bull like a good boy. He probably ends up at the bottom of a cuddle pile with Keith.
USER2 - 11/03/2018
Keith sucking a nervous moo Shiro to calm him
USER8 - 11/03/2018
He just stays and pets moo shiro while kuron mounts him. Keeps him nice and calm so neither of them get hurt from panicking.
USER1 - 11/04/2018
to keep his bulls extra happy, he lets them suckle from one of his milking cows who can produce the most sweet milk. Just two big bulls eagerly latched to the smaller one, held in place as his big tits are nursed dry
USER4 - 11/04/2018
Those bulls are big, that little moo Shiro can barely even wriggle when he’s under two
Though tbh even the “little moo Shiro” are bigger than Keith
He has to be careful they don’t all crowd him for snuggles because he might get pushed over
USER3 - 11/04/2018
I love all of these additions to Keith's Shiro farm.
USER1 - 11/04/2018
Keith is so tiny to the big bulls that their instincts make them want to take care of him. mount and breed him because they’re worried he’s so small and won’t be able to find a mate. Keith has to be careful cause, while they’re definitely not a threat, they are a bit eager and will rub their huge dicks on his clothed ass if Keith bends over to grab something. And they’re huge. Keith would be lying if he said he hasn’t fantasized but he’s pretty sure they would destroy his little ass.
USER7 - 11/04/2018
The other moo-Shiro's are pretty good about mentally defining Keith as someone they love, but not a cow like themselves. The bulls have trouble though sometimes mixing him in with the rest of the herd because he's so tiny and thus needs to be watched after. It's especially bad if something happens to him. He generally finds out he's sick because the bulls start following him around the yard very intently.
USER1 - 11/04/2018
just a bunch of big boys trailing behind him like ducklings.
USER4 - 11/04/2018
Keith: *spray bottle*
USER7 - 11/04/2018
Mmmm, so do you think Keith ever bottoms for any of his cows? Strictly speaking he can't justify it from a business perspective, but no one ever goes out to the farm anyways.
Also, how big of dicks are we thinking for the bulls?
USER1 - 11/04/2018
Hmm I’d like to think the hierarchy is, Keith tops for all the milk cows. And he eventually gets up the nerve to let one of his bulls top him. I think the bulls are big enough to do some damage, but it should be possible for Keith to take them with a lot of prep work and practice. And if he’s not careful enough, he could be out of commission for a few days.
Basically the milk cows just act like he’s a bull, but obviously different. And the bulls act like he’s just a tiny milk cow.
USER3 - 11/04/2018
Unless we take into account his Galra genes.
He's tiny compared to the bulls, but he's built tough.
USER1 - 11/04/2018
Well he’s gotta be tough running a farm like this!! Even his smallest livestock is bigger than him
USER7 - 11/04/2018
You know, if Keith lets one bull have at him, he'd have to let all the bulls have a go. Make sure there is no jealousy going on because of his attention.
USER1 - 11/04/2018
They all fuck him one after the other because they want to make sure Keith has the best chance at producing the most milk. They want his tits plump and swelling because they feel so worried for him. Poor “tiny cow” needs to know he’s perfect and loved, even though he’s so runty.
USER7 - 11/04/2018
And bulls cum a lot, by the end, when one cums inside him there's just no more room to fit and it just comes squirting out down his ass and thighs. Keith's never been fucked that much in his life, he can't walk afterwards. The last bull to take him carries him to the hay piles for a nap and cuddling.
USER1 - 11/04/2018
There’s so much cum in him, he can feel it heating him up inside. And with the big bulls cuddling him, he feels very blissed out.
It’s finally started to snow where I live so now I’m hung up on the idea of how nice it would be to have a cozy barn full of moo cows to keep you warm. Hot milk and hot cum
USER7 - 11/04/2018
Their barn has heating right? Or does it just rely on their body heat to keep it warm enough?
(honestly, if it doesn't have heating, I could see Keith letting the whole herd into his house during a particularly bad cold snap)
(Very confused moo-Shiro's over every surface, poking his stuff, bumping into each other.)
USER8 - 11/04/2018
Depending on the size of the barn and the number of shiros it wouldn't need heat
If its heated it's probably minimal
But also, Keith coming home one day to find a moo shiro on his couch Just cuddled up there like a big dog
USER1 - 11/04/2018
They like to snoop around and grab anything that belongs to Keith because it smells like him and they miss him so much when he has to go into town.
USER8 - 11/04/2018
Keith has to keep coming up with increasingly clever ways to lock the barn cus this one moo just keeps getting into his house
Deep down he thinks its adorable but they also steal all his bedding and give it to the other moos
its also incredibly hard to make him leave
USER1- 11/04/2018
a very small cowboy trying to shoo his big hulking moo Shiro out of his house. The cow just looks at him confused and sad as Keith tries herding him out.
USER2 - 11/04/2018
does Keith have a special whip for when they are naughty?
not what bullwhips are actually for but shhh
USER8 - 11/04/2018
Nah cows dont really get punishment
He eventually just has to tempt the moo out of his house with treats
USER2 - 11/04/2018
so, his ass
I mean what
USER1 - 11/04/2018
If he’s desperate or horny he’ll break out the assless chaps to lead the bulls around loll
USER4 - 11/04/2018
Ok but cow shiro with a bell
USER13 - 11/04/2018
Cute little cow bells that help Keith find any lost shiwos
USER4 - 11/04/2018
Ok but, milking machine
USER4 - 11/04/2018
They squirm too much usually so they have to be put into stands
Wander in from where they’re wrestling and playing in the field to get milked
Keith could afford a fancy automatic machine but he likes putting on the suction cups himself
Peel down the moo bikini to expose each whimpering Shiro’s aching chest and swollen nipples
USER1 - 11/04/2018
Keith likes to be as hands on as he can be. but Oh my god the bells. Whenever they get fucked the bell just ding ding ding ding with each thrust.
USER4 - 11/04/2018
ding “muu” ding “muuu” ding “muuuuu”
USER3 - 11/04/2018
Ok, but I can imagine a good handful of the moo-Shiro's play it up for some extra attention from Keith. From being extra cute/cuddly with him, to playing up their curvy features. They just want those few extra minutes with their owner. ♡
USER2 - 11/04/2018
when they gang bang Keith it sounds like do re mi up in there
USER3 - 11/04/2018
And while all of them communicate through moos and body language, quite a few have learned how to say Keith's name and will say it every chance they get because they know Keith reacts so positively to it.
USER1 - 11/04/2018
Keith tries to teach them how to say more words but they only say “Keith” but it’s so endearing
USER4 - 11/04/2018
He was so impressed when the first said it
“Say my name, yeah just like that, moo for me baby”
USER1 - 11/04/2018
Just a farm full of very good boys
USER2 - 11/04/2018
"Kei....oooooo!"
USER13 - 11/04/2018
“keef”
USER3 - 11/04/2018
It especially comes in handy when they need to get milked or well fuck that day. All the gotta do is nudge him and whine Keith's name.
USER4 - 11/04/2018
It gets him horny so fast
USER3 - 11/04/2018
Exactly. The milkies are smart, they know how to get what they want.
USER1 - 11/04/2018
Keith really has his hands full
USER4 - 11/04/2018
What a tough life Keef
USER1- 11/04/2018
He calls all his moos sweet little pet names constantly like baby, darlin, angel, buttercup. Maybe Bessie when he’s being cheeky
This channel has been nothing but cows for three days I’ve realized
USER8 - 11/04/2018
All the shiros have nicknames
USER1 - 11/04/2018
How many people want Keith to have a western accent... lms if yes.
USER1 - 11/04/2018
Me
God please, He'd sound so hot
USER1 - 11/04/2018
There’s just something about Keith that makes him able to pull it off
USER12 - 11/04/2018
its the gravel in his voice that he gets from his dad
USER1 - 11/04/2018
Mm yeh. Keith cooing at his moo shiros with that rough accent.
USER5 - 11/04/2018
I think it's funny that you tipped Shiro farther into bovine-ness than USER6 did
USER1 - 11/04/2018
WELL, He’s the perfect candidate; Black and white, big, soft, huge knockers, this was inevitable
USER11 - 11/04/2018
I CANT BELIEVE YOU MADE A COW TIPPING PUN USER5
SHAME
USER1 - 11/04/2018
dont tip the moo shiros
They're so used to having to stick their tits out, it's just a regular part of their body language now. Stand proud, tits out.
USER3 - 11/05/2018
Is there a leader milkie? Maybe Keith's first cow? Has produced for Keith the longest and helps the other milkie cows through their first everythings? Leader milkie Shiro has the largest pair. uwu
USER4 - 11/05/2018
He’s old and soft and lives in the house and his hair went completely white by now
USER3 - 11/05/2018
The only cow that lives in the house with Keith
USER2 - 11/05/2018
does Keith go around doing taste tests to make sure the bovids are happy?
USER2 - 11/05/2018
a suck here, a suck there
USER3 - 11/05/2018
For quality tests, its purely professional
USER4 - 11/05/2018
It is those moo Shiro’s fave part of the day though
Swishing tails and flicking ears, Blush blush
USER3 - 11/05/2018
On those days, they put on their favorite little outfits
Maybe decorate their tails and ears for that day
They wanna look cute for their cowboy
Any milkies with long hair get it braided by another cow and get like....ribbons in them.
USER11 - 11/05/2018
Is milkies what we're calling them now
Bc that's so fucking cute
USER3 - 11/05/2018
Well...I am..
Sorry if its caused confusion
USER11 - 11/05/2018
I don't mind it's funny
USER3 - 11/05/2018
Calling them milkies makes more sense in my head...and its cute
And they all form a line on milk test day. All super eager for a one on one taste test from Keith.
USER4 - 11/05/2018
Milkies and bulls
USER3 - 11/05/2018
Some a little nervous but hopeful that they'll produce good milk.
Keith smiles and compliments all his sweet milkies attire and decorations. Tells them they look "extra beautiful today, darlin'"
USER1 - 11/05/2018
This is so wholesome gd “Milkies”
Then He gently pats each one on the rump to dismiss them after he’s done his little taste test
USER11 - 11/05/2018
He totally gropes them too lbr
USER3 - 11/05/2018
It makes them gasp and blush, but they leave eager for breeding day.
USER13 - 11/05/2018
Pats their rumps just enough to make them jiggle
USER11 - 11/05/2018
Do they wear plugs sometimes. And Keith has a remote that controls them and he can make each one vibrate
Like he can make some vibrate and others not. Or some vibrate faster than others.
And they're big yeah but the plugs are always smaller than Keith's size so he still feels that lovely tightness when he fucks into them.
And the milkies are full but it's not enough yknow bc it's smaller than Keith so while it's so good at the same time it's not good enough
USER7 - 11/05/2018
You know. With a herd like that. He'll have to do regular medical exams. Look everyone over, feel up all their glands (prostate), and make sure everyone is healthy.
USER11 - 11/05/2018
They looovvveee their medical exams.
But only if Keith does it
Anyone else tries to examine them (actual examination this time lmao) and they're shifty and uncomfy, whining for Keith but when it's Keith everyone's tripping over themselves to get there
USER3 - 11/05/2018
jfc, Keith lives in Heaven. What a lucky guy.
USER1 - 11/05/2018
Y’all are gonna kill me with this, now I have to go to my lecture thinking about Shiro’s sweet cow ass
USER11 - 11/05/2018
The best mindset
USER7 - 11/05/2018
Hey now, Keith's medical exams are real. They just include some extra feeling up and a happy ending
USER11 - 11/05/2018
This boy finally putting that med degree to good use
USER7 - 11/05/2018
Breast massages are a good way to look for lumps you know.
USER2 - 11/05/2018
what if Keith tries the probe on himself in front of them all, to lessen their discomfort. presumably.
USER11 - 11/05/2018
Ofc. Anything to make them comfortable
USER1 - 11/05/2018
Keith is so selfless
He’s probably on some elevated breeding platform so They all curiously crowd around him as he has this probe shoved way up in his ass and they lick his face
”s-see? No big—- hnng ugh—- deal. I’ll take good care—oh— of you b-boys.”
USER4 - 11/05/2018
For someone with a surprisingly large chest there’s a lack of bovid content
You think Keith scatters ribbons and such around the field
Like a treasure hunt
Give them something to distract them
So they can wear fancy bows on the ends of their tails
USER3 - 11/05/2018
what if… Keith is feeding from one of his younger milkies, maybe his first time getting milked by Keith. But a bull comes into the barn (likely in a rut or something similar for cows) and wants to mount Keith. So now there's this conflict of interest. The young milkie wants more time with his cowboy, but this bull is trying to take him away.
USER4 - 11/05/2018
Young bull and young milkie
USER7 - 11/05/2018
Keith's going to have to teach his bulls to wait their turn or he's going to have trouble finding time for his milkies.
USER3 - 11/05/2018
Keith lightly groping the bull.. maybe he tries to reassure his turn will come. But he needs to wait, his young milkie comes first.
You dont want a milkies first milking session to be tainted. They'll be harder to cooperate later.
They may even develop insecurities.
So the bull has to wait.
USER4 - 11/05/2018
He doesn’t need an insecure milkie, tyvm
USER7 - 11/05/2018
Is his first milking session going to come with his first breeding session with Keith too? I bet the bull would be even more interested then.
USER1 - 11/05/2018
Hnnng maybe with more experienced cows he can suckle from one while getting fucked by the other.
USER3 - 11/05/2018
A milkies first milking session is separate from their first breeding, it could overwhelm them.
Keith wants his cows calm and healthy
USER4 - 11/05/2018
Can the milkies get pregnant?
USER3 - 11/05/2018
The poor milkie was looking forward to his milk session with Keith, let him have this, bull.
Hmm, I'd say yes, they can get pregnant?
What do you guys think?
USER7 - 11/05/2018
I kind of hope they can't or at least are on really good birth control. Keith's herd would grow too fast otherwise, and things would get awkward with all the familial relations.
USER1 - 11/05/2018
Idk there’s a lot going on in this au and figured pregnancy adds another layer. but I like both ways tbh
USER3 - 11/05/2018
Maybe really good birth control?
And only get pregnant when it's required/needed
USER4 - 11/05/2018
Maybe they can only get pregnant by bulls or sth
And on birth control
USER1 - 11/05/2018
yeh so they all stay shiros. It’s like asexual reproduction lmao
USER3 - 11/05/2018
But there are the really smitten milkies that want to be bred by Keith.
USER4 - 11/05/2018
Well, he’d have to be heartless to deny them the chance
USER3 - 11/05/2018
Lots of whiny "mmmKeiiith~~~"s while they rub against him...maybe guiding Keith's hand on their belly so he understands what they want
USER1 - 11/05/2018
milkies in cow heat
USER13 - 11/05/2018
So is their suddenly a bunch of bovid/human Svens running around in the spring?
USER11 - 11/05/2018
Oof Keith will have his hands full
USER4 - 11/05/2018
Keith is a busy boy
USER7 - 11/05/2018
It's why he had to get the bulls
USER4 - 11/05/2018
They’re always ready to put their dick in something, Milkie or Keef
They have a v easy life
USER11 - 11/05/2018
Everyone in this farm must be so spoiled
USER7 - 11/05/2018
You know, we mentioned Keith letting two of the bulls drink their fill from a very flustered milky. You think they ever try to do the same to Keith?
Filling him up doesn't seem to be helping the rancher get fat with milk like he should, maybe semi-aggressive sucking will convince him to produce. <---- Bull Logic
USER3 – 11/05/2018
THE BULLS TRY SO HARD
They probably get frustrated that He doesnt produce
USER13 - 11/05/2018
Bulls sucking the keith tiddies
It’s Equality
USER1 - 11/05/2018
They suck hickies into his nipples
USER7 - 11/05/2018
Oooo yes, Keith's titties aren't meant for this kind of constant attention like the millikies are. He gets so super sensitive and sore if the bulls try too much.
USER3 - 11/05/2018
He can't even wear shirts the next day, they're so sore. He just spends the day topless
USER7 - 11/05/2018
The bulls sulk, because his nipples are right there, but he won't let them touch.
He has to give them lots of pets and scritches to make it up to them.
USER3 - 11/05/2018
You think the bulls get discouraged/sad that Keith isn't producing?
"Are we not good bulls?" They wonder
USER13 - 11/05/2018
Oh god that gives me another idea. Keith keeping a full supply of ointments on hand for when any shiros get sore teats
Giving loving chest massages to prevent blistering and sores
USER2 - 11/05/2018
Licking them soothingly for good measure
USER13 - 11/05/2018
No chapped nips in this barn
USER2 - 11/05/2018
mmmmm I'm picturing Keith giving kitty licks
USER4 - 11/05/2018
Chapstick for nips. Chapsnip
strawberry milkshake
USER7 - 11/05/2018
Keith just keeps a container of ointment on his belt, so he can rub some in after every milking session.
USER3 - 11/05/2018
There's flavored varieties that mix well with the cows milk.
Every milkie wears the ointment like a badge of honor.
Showing off their glistening tits. Like, "Yeah, Keith milked me today."
USER1 - 11/05/2018
But Keith running around shirtless probably makes all his cows even hornier than usual
And maybe the ointment is where he gets the idea to sell different flavours of dairy products, Yum yum
USER3 - 11/05/2018
His farm's products are popular and sell very well. Keith makes ends meet and then some. He loves to buy cute/pretty things for his herd with the extra money as a thank you.
USER7 - 11/05/2018
Hey guys, imagine bath time for the herd. Lots of happy milkies and bulls with lots of soapy water to play around in together. (Honestly bulls probably have to bathe separately because they end up wrestling and splashing too much)
USER3 - 11/05/2018
too many instances of "play" in the tubs
Keith has caught several bulls mounting milkies in the water
USER7 - 11/05/2018
Milkies doing the classic anime girls pose, titties pressed together as they rub each other off all blushy faced.
USER3 - 11/05/2018
The larger endowed milkies have two milkies washing each tit
USER7 - 11/05/2018
The real reason the bulls have to bathe separately. They keep distracting the milkies from getting clean. (You can mount them anytime, shoo)
Oh yes, the milkies help each other get clean everywhere
USER3 - 11/05/2018
We're all such shameful pervs wanting to see all the Shiro's bathe together, tits and ass out.
USER8 - 11/05/2018
Keith refuses to use ear tags so each shiro gets a different special ribbon that holds their bell
USER3 - 11/05/2018
Instead of tags, it's different colored ribbons. Waterproof of course.
USER1 - 11/05/2018
Keith always makes sure to “supervise” bath time and the milkies really ham it up cause they all wanna woo Keith. The bulls are ok, but Keith is way more interesting and exciting
USER4 - 11/05/2018
They do like extra soap. Mane n tail, Silky milkies
USER3 - 11/05/2018
They fucking would ham it up for Keith
They give each other little kisses on the ear and cheeks and they soap each other down.
USER13 - 11/05/2018
So many bubbles and suds
USER3 - 11/05/2018
A handful of them gather around the leader/elder milkie and lather him up.
USER8 - 11/05/2018
Paying extra gentle attention to those tits
Going back to the pregnancy thing though
Do the milkies have to be pregnant to produce like real cows?
Or maybe they only have to get pregnant once
Which is why their first breeding is such a big deal
USER13 - 11/05/2018
Dairy cows are bred to produce milk with or without calves
USER8 - 11/05/2018
Dairy cows also have to get pregnant first though
USER4 - 11/05/2018
I thought just getting fucked made these milkies make milk
USER4 - 11/05/2018
They get milk to make milk
USER7 - 11/05/2018
Yep, virgin milkies produce as long as they're happy. Fucking just helps with that.
USER4 - 11/05/2018
maybe because Keith is part Galra the hormones from his cum makes them think they’re pregnant and that makes the milk
USER3 - 11/05/2018
Their bodies produce extra milk after a good fuck to prepare for calves.
The few milkies that do get knocked up (be it by Keith or a bull), they become so damn happy.
And all the surrounding milkies help the pregnant one with almost everything.
USER4 - 11/05/2018
They get v defensive
Crowd around that pregnant milky
What a good fucking name milky is though gg whoever thought of that
USER3 - 11/05/2018
Wnmdocehzn. Just imagining scantily clad cow Shiro's protectively crowding around a pregnant milkie.
So cute, but so dangerous
USER4 - 11/05/2018
Even Keith gets a few suspicious side eyes
Until they remember “wait that’s Keith”
USER7 - 11/05/2018
Keith bribes with the good food for the prenatal exams.
USER8 - 11/05/2018
The pregnant milky is never without someone else's hand on their belly
USER3 - 11/05/2018
Keith just..whips out the good treats as incentive.
What would a pregnant milkie crave?
Whatever it is, other milkies...even some bulls will sneak into Keith's home to get to whatever foods the pregnant cow is craving.
USER7 - 11/05/2018
Keith has to get a spring for his fridge door, because they keep leaving it open.
USER3 - 11/05/2018
I CAN'T KEEP BUYING A NEW FRIDGE EVERYTIME A MILKIE GETS PREGNANT, DAMMIT
He's already lost at least 3.
USER4 - 11/05/2018
Those fridges made a valued sacrifice
USER1 - 11/05/2018
If the fridge gets left open all his tasty dairy goes bad. He’s mourned too many times already
USER4 - 11/05/2018
Here lies fridge (2018-2018) Killed by milkies
Maybe they crave beer
USER1 - 11/05/2018
Beer probably isn’t the best for pregnant milkies lmao
Maybe the bulls test the food to make sure it’s safe and they get into the alcohol, pop the cap with their horn tip
Keith comes back to some woozy boys
USER4 - 11/05/2018
Red cheeked big boys
Catching the door frame on their horns as Keith leads them out to sleep it off
USER7 - 11/05/2018
Oh God, the bulls when they find out one of the milkies got preggers. They're all huddled around the milky with big dopey “look what I did” smiles.
USER3 - 11/05/2018
Owkxkf what a cute image!
There's probably like, a total of 3 bulls.
And four pregnant milkies
USER1 - 11/05/2018
Pregnant milkies are nice and soft. A lil chubby round the middle as their body prepares all that tasty milk. Ooo maybe when they’re actually pregnant, the milk tastes even better than normal. It’s a big luxury item. And the bulls are always trying to suckle it all if Keith isn’t watching
USER4 - 11/05/2018
I think cows make super rich and creamy milk for the first few weeks after birth iirc
USER1 - 11/05/2018
Oooo well we don’t wanna take all of it away from the calf. We’ll just extend that to the entire pregnancy. So Keith can collect as much as he wants. and drink as much as he wants
Rich and creamy
USER3 - 11/05/2018
/chokes Pregnant milkies gaining some weight to prepare for their babies. so soft
USER4 - 11/05/2018
Closer to their due date Keith’s first milkie, Shiro, takes them into the house
He’s very calm and sweet
USER3 - 11/05/2018
He would be, he's given Keith quite a few babie, he's the milkie maid
Helps the delivering cow through the entire birth.
USER1 - 11/05/2018
He would always get knocked up with twins, so Keith had to take extra care of him. He’s always been very fertile that one.
USER3 - 11/05/2018
He loves all his bovids the same, but he loves his first just a bit more
Put a blacklight around Keith's home and you'll find quite the evidence
USER4 - 11/05/2018
Is this milk or... milk, Keith
USER1 - 11/05/2018
shhh Shiro’s a lil self conscious about his leaky tits. Just what happens with age.
USER4 - 11/05/2018
Maybe Keith was going to do something away
Like go to uni or something
And his dad was worried
Like he’s not got any cowboy instinct
So Heath took him to (and partially I’m making this up as I go along because I don’t know #cowboyLifestyle ) the county fair and got him a very pretty sweet milkie just for his own uwu
And it worked! Keith got the farming cowboy instinct
A little too well...
But Shiro is his first milkie
USER3 - 11/05/2018
Keith and Shiro growing up and starting their farm.
USER4 - 11/05/2018
Keith kept Shiro in the house
USER3 - 11/05/2018
His first love
USER4 - 11/05/2018
And people called Keith “Keith”
Like his mum and dad
And Shiro with swishy tail learned ‘keef’
And then taught the other milkies how to say it
Like a cockatoo teaching the other birds how to swear.
Heath didn’t even know bovids could learn people words
USER1 - 11/05/2018
It’s because Keith has always had a very special connection to his boys
USER4 - 11/05/2018
Yes, Once he had one milky he fell in love with them and got more
and then he got told to move out
But that first milky, Shiro, is his fave
He shouldn’t have faves but he does
USER3 - 11/05/2018
Hmm, he likely does have a favorite bull.
Kuron, his 2nd bull. Kuro was too much if a handful, so he got Kuron to control the other bull. And while Kuron sometimes has a temper himself, he's much calmer than Kuro and even helped the 1st bull with his aggression.
So Keith definitely has a special spot in his heart for Kuron. uwu
USER4 - 11/05/2018
Yeah Kuro was A handful
And by that I meant he has a huge schlong and avocados
And also he’s an asshole
Constantly exiting his pen to hassle the milkies and Shiro
USER3 - 11/05/2018
But Kuron has really made him calmer. The milkies are no longer as stressed (a terrible year, really) and feel safer when Kuro mounts them. Keith is eternally grateful.
USER13 - 11/05/2018
Kuro is stubborn and takes some tough love but Keith never gave up on him
USER3 - 11/05/2018
That's so true! Keith would be at his wits end at the worst of it, but he never stopped believing he could bring Kuro around.
Now he's a valuable addition to the herd and keeps the milkies safe and well bred when needed
USER13 - 11/05/2018
Kuro being all soft and affectionate with Keith and only Keith when they’re away from the herd
USER3 - 11/05/2018
He's the only human Kuro shows absolute love and affection to.
USER4 - 11/05/2018
He absolutely would bite any other human
USER1 - 11/05/2018
Kuro definitely has the biggest horns and is the most intimidating at first glance. He’s very strong too. Can probably sack two milkies over his shoulders like flour
USER3 - 11/05/2018
and suck both dry, easy
USER4 - 11/05/2018
And Kuro does have the biggest horns and when he’s in rut he can pump for days
USER9 - 11/05/2018
in nz, rural schools do these things called calf club days where kids who grow up on farms get their own calf to raise and then bring it in to show off/get judged for a prize or whatever
so i'm just imagining ittie bittie kid keith (like 6 years old) raising a moo shiro calf all on his own for the first time and bringing him in to school and showing him off
they win first prize of course
USER4 - 11/05/2018
Brush his hair
Make them glossy
USER9 - 11/05/2018
basically i just wanna see adorable little kid keith (in his gumboots and farmers gear) and little calf shiro getting all brushed and dressed up for the show. i'm finding that mental image unbearably cute right now
shiro would be nervous too
USER4 - 11/05/2018
Big bow boy, Little swishy tail
I JUST LIKE THEIR TAILS
USER9 - 11/05/2018
cows have the softest ears. and noses
i just like to stroke them
USER4 - 11/05/2018
I know USER7 mentioned anal probe stimulators for bulls irl, you think Keith would use those on his bulls when they’re fucking those milkies?
USER3 - 11/05/2018
Little baby Keith and tiny moo Shiro at school
That's...so cute.
USER1 - 11/05/2018
I’m sure Keith would use anything at his disposal to make sure he’s got a happy and productive ranch
And Baby Keith would practice smooching on his baby moo. Very soft and innocent kisses. And that’s how it all started
USER9 - 11/05/2018
Daww, Keith would bottle feed calf shiro himself so they would bond real close
USER3 - 11/05/2018
Xmwowkdhwiwjdnf8wownf8foekdcfqlalz lo dw
Keith bottle feeding Shiro
USER9 - 11/05/2018
Maybe calf Shiro's momma died so Keith decides to look after him cause he doesn't have a mother either
USER3 - 11/05/2018
Baby shiro clinging to widdle Keith....
USER1 - 11/05/2018
God dammit USER9 this is supposed to be a horny channel OTZ, I’m having feelings
USER9 - 11/05/2018
Sorry I'm making this a childhood friends au but one of them is inexplicably a cow
USER3 - 11/05/2018
It explains why Shiro moo is special amongst the herd.
USER1 - 11/05/2018
I’m still thinking about little Keith and his little Shiro. But then.. Eventually when they get older and Shiro goes into heat for the first time, Keith isn’t really sure what to do. But Shiro sort of instinctively just wants Keith inside of him. It’s awkward and messy but Shiro is so eager to be bred. Shiro starts producing milk after and Keith is super excited about it. He feels like a real rancher! But he loves the milk so much and almost doesn’t want to sell it
USER3 - 11/05/2018
Are they in their teens when Shiro goes into his 1st heat?
USER1 - 11/05/2018
They’d probably be in their teens. Keith in his horny and awkward prime. they still live with his dad, and Keith made Shiro is only little mini barn (shack) behind the house. Where they fuck for the first time in the hay
USER9 - 11/05/2018
omg i love that
maybe normally tex would take care of the cows when they're in heat but keith is getting old enough to learn how and besides shiro probably wouldn't let anyone but keith touch him anyway. they're attached at the hip
USER3 - 11/05/2018
Shiro only let's keith touch him during his heats.