Work Text:
donation: hey have you ever taken a bdsm test
tommy: fuck what fuck no? fuck thats fuck enough fuck tts fuck for fuck today.
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LATER
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wilbur: hi im obviously going to be completely out of character. mainly because im literally going to rape you, my friend, in this story
tommy: hi
tommy: how are you doing
wilbur: id be better if you were in bed with me
tommy: what?
wilbur: what?
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LATER
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tommy, alone in his bedroom at like 5 pm:
what bdsm test?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
tommy: wowie i take it now
tommy, in a CRAZY and WAAAAACKY VOICE: uh oh i got a subbmissssssssionnnn
tommy, still with a wacky voice: this is literally just to drive the point that im going to be a bottom in is story
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LATER
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tommy: *get call at 12 am in the morning*
tommy: *wait fuck he's british 0 am*
tommy: woooah who is thiss calling meeee at 0 in the mornang?
tommies phone: hello me wilbur calling ahahahah
tommy: ANSWER STEWPID PHONE
tommies phone: *answers*
wilbur from tommies phone: hello tommy
tommy: hello wilbur
tommy: whyd yy only call me when youre high
wilbur: what
tommy: sorry i meant why did you call me at 0 in the morning
wilbur: i got a music and a alchocholcholhol and a some really bad a character writing
tommy: understandable let me go now
wilbur: okay see u in 10 haha title drop
--later
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tommy: sneaks outand ALMOST gets caught ooooooooo
wilbur with a russian accent because he's drunk or whatever: hyello tommy
tommy: what the fuck
wilbur still with russian accent: tommy do you vant to go to bedroom to get my unknown lost item
tommy: yes
wilbur: come
tommy: yes
updtairs
tommy: whee is the unknown lost item
wilbur, now with sexy bedroom voice: in your pants
tommy: what
wilbur: sex
tommy: why
wilbur: now
tommy: *rape scene here*
downstairs currently
tubbo: hello im tubbo where js tommy my only better half why is he gone i miss my better half why is he gone he is my only goo half of myself he is gone and he is my begger half I AM TUBBO he needs to be my better half with me and only me i an tubbo and be needs to be with me because be js t befter half and we are baby and awww chreeee children cuteeeeeeeeee happy kawaii wholesome children thag definitely arent humans let js continue to label them as complegely and utterly innkcent abahahaa yayy i miss tommy my begger and only half and oh my god where the bell is he what is that sound up there i do not know bevahse i am tubbo the best friend in the group abd i am tubbo i am glue of friend group where is tommy my better half i miss him oh my god where is he my better half i am goingg to commit mass genocide if i do not get to see my better half in the next ten minutes where is my better half i do miss him i swear thag i do i never awear because i am tubbo and i am WHOLESOME i am tubbo i am tinboi am rubbo i only like bee boat box and tommy i am tubbox i am tubbee i am tommy where is tommy i miss tommy my second half my practical brother i was found on the side of a road in a box that is why i am called tubbox because i was abandoned by my past famiy where is tommy my better half
fundy: i donor know give me water
tubbo: okay
upstairs:
tommy: trauma
wilbur: out of character
youtuber comments: hotel trivago joke so fuckingn hilarious and original jesus fucking christ please be funnier youtube comments
tommy: i must go now
wilbur: ok do not tell or i do soekthing
tommy: ok
tommy: goes downstairs and sees tubbo his better half
tubbo looks upstairs and sees tommy his begger half
tommy bell begger half how are you
tommy hello there i am good you
tubbo goo goog good
tubbo yknwo me tubbo lmthings like box and bee and box and bee snd box and bee and i need bee no wasp though wasp bitch
tommy yes
later
tommy: is home
tommies mother: hello son no yelling
tommy: yes mother all hail the queen
tommies mother: i fuckig hate you
tommy: yes mother all bail the queeb
later
tommy: more smut
wilbur: more smut
technoblade: more smut?
wilbur: no
tommy: no
god: no
later
tommy; wow more trauma what the hell
later
tommy: is kidnapped
wilbur: kidnaps
technoblad: what
wilbur: what
later
wilbur: more smut
tommy: no
wilbur: yes.
wilbur: more smut with recording
tomym: what ew
wilbur: yes.
later
wilbur: upload recording of smut like a dumbass
technobade: sees recording on youtuber channel
technoblade: technanger get it lmao
later
wilbud: wow is that a knock on the door definitely just rhe mail, not the police because i defibitely didnt just post solid proof thag i kidnapped snd raped a child.
technoblade: technopunch
wilbur: ko and is unconcious
technopunch: hah idiot
later
technonice: hello tommy
tommy: wtf go away
technonice: no i am bice look at my name
tommy: okay
technonice: outside
later
technonice: holds tommy like friefighter and kick wilbur
technonice: call police be hero yes
tommy: yes
police: yes
god: yes
wilbur: no
later
technowhatthellisgoingonanymore: okay freedom you go have a nice time being 16 :)
tommy: no i want happy ending with you
tec: what no thsts still wrong
tommy: no
tex: yes
tommy: no
tez yes
tommy fine
tez wait no i mean no
tommy yes
this is just here so that people scrually believe that i worked on this, so when they see the word count theyre like "oh wow thags a loy this is gonna be a good smut of undersge kids" snd then "i have been bamboozled" so yeah this is just gonna be me rambling on and on and on and o we are currently on 492113 characters wait no thats 492081 wait nk 492066 okah i quit those MUST be coded gor some hentsi on nhentai i swear someone go look that up i wanna see thag lmao anyways do uou think this id enough probably not im judt gonna go whag if i doceverg single word j know hnmmm i had a bunch of fun writing this u have ti admit, i spent liek ten minutes ob it though sox no lookikg back at it to check for spelling errors, nothing. it kind of judt adds to effect ig abyways im gonna go sleep see you mager. go crazy in he commuents bye