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“Hey guys, you all wanna play Never Have I Ever?!”
Hagakure’s excitement was palpable in the dorms common room area, her clothing bouncing up and down as she bounded up to the rest of her classmates as she entered the large living space from their respective dorm rooms.
Ashido clapped her hands together. “That sounds like fun!” She turned to stare at her friends. “What do you guys think?”
Sero gave a small shrug before turning to Kirishima, who hummed before giving a sharp grin. “Sound good to me!”
Kaminari came up behind her with an armful of varied snacks, a few sticks of pocky firmly lodged in his mouth. He looked between the groups members before giving an enthusiastic nod. “Soun’s goof to mf.”
His voice was muffled with it being full of food but they nodded none the less. Hagakure let out a small squeal before running off towards the couches where most of the class was seated.
“You gonna play Bakubro?”
Bakugou eyed Kirishima for a second before scoffing, “No, it’s a children’s game that only extra’s like you lot would play, especially since stupid Deku’s playing as well.”
Kirishima frowned as he sat down. His eyebrows quickly lifted with Todoroki huffed in what was to be a condescending tone. “I didn’t take you for a coward Bakugou, I always assumed that you wouldn’t back down from a challenge.”
Ashido snickered as Bakugou spluttered before a scowl crossed his face.
“Fuck you Icyhot! I’LL BE THE BEST NEVER HAVE I EVER PLAYER THERE WAS!” Small explosions erupted from his palms, causing those who weren’t Kirishima to lean away from him.
Jirou snickered from where she was cuddled up against Yaoyorozu. “Why did I know that that would work?” She laughed.
Her comment only seemed to annoy Bakugou even more. “Well fuck you too Earlobes!”
“Well I see that your comebacks and insults haven’t improved at all Bakugou, Kero.”
“I don’t see you coming up with anything either Frogface.”
“Oh, hi Tsu! You going to play as well?”
Tsuyu shrugged. “Why not.”
She leapt over to where the rest of the ‘Izucrew’ had placed themselves, smiling at her friends.
Hagakure clapped loudly.
“Right then, time for a rundown of how the game works!”
The invisible girl bounded to where everyone could see her, (well her clothes anyways) a cleared her throat. “Alrightie! The game is pretty simple,”
“The the premise of the game is simple. Each person holds up a hand, or two if you want, and takes a turn sharing a statement about something they have never done, while saying ‘Never have I ever plus that action‘. If anyone has done the action, they put down their finger. If you have all five or ten fingers down, you’re out. The last person with at least one finger remaining wins. Simple, right?”
At her fellow classmate’s nods, she clapped her hands together once.
“Oh, and no targeting others! I’m looking at you specifically Bakugou!”
A small blush crossed Bakugou’s face, be he simply scowled.
“Anyways, any questions?”
Looking around at all twenty of their classmates, Yaoyorozu frowned and raised her hand. “Hagakure, we have twenty people though, and I highly doubt that we could play this game for a long time.”
Hagakure hummed. “Well, we could always go in groups!” Iida nodded, "that’s probably the best course of action.”
“How about both the Bakusquad and Dekusquad?”
Midoriya nodded with a bright smile. “Sounds fun.” His eyes glinted.
The two squads quickly took their places on the ground, some leaning against the couch while some leaned against each other, forming a crude imitation of a circle.
Ashido was vibrating and waved her hand in the air. “I’ll go first!”
With no protests she cleared her throat.
“Alrightie, never have I ever…”
She hummed, eyebrows scrunching in thought. “Held a girls hand.”
Bashfully Sero put a finger down, shoulders coming up to rest at his ears. Ashido let out a gasp. “Oh Sero you dog!”
Sero blushed. “Aw come on Ashido, it was on a dare.”
The pink skinned girl merely cackled in response. Midoriya smiled. “My turn!”
He giggled. “Never have I ever flunked a test!”
Multiple of their classmates laughed when all of the Bakusquad minus Bakugou put a finger down.
Kaminari laughed. “Never have I ever snuck out of school!”
Kirishima, Todoroki, Midoriya and Iida all put a finger down.
Bakugou smirked. “Nice one sparky.”
Todoroki hummed. “My turn.” The dual user didn’t look perturbed at all nineteen sets of eyes on him.
“Never have I ever broken more than five bones.”
Midoriya spluttered as he put a finger down. “I thought we said no targeting!”
Iida smiled serenely. “Given that we are heroes,” He adjusted his glasses with a finger. “I’d say that’s a fair question, Izuku.”
Kaminari snickered.
Midoriya scowled, a predatory light entering his eyes. “Oh really, is that how it is?”
The classes ‘resident sunshine boy’ (Oh how wrong they were) glared at his best friend.
“Well in that case never have I ever attempted murder for revenge!”
His voice was a deadly calm, yet still silenced the entire room, every single student that wasn’t part of the Dekusquad staring in shocked (Or was it horrified?) silence as Iida pursed his lips and put a single finger down.
Their straight laced class representative, Tenya ‘follow the rules or I will have a mental breakdown’ Iida, had attempted murder.
With his eyes narrowed, Iida stared at Midoriya with a blank face. “I see how it is.” He inhaled carefully before exhaling. “Well never have I ever stolen All Might merch from dead man!”
“What the fuck.” Tsuyu smiled and shook her head. “Best to just let them duke it out, kero.”
Midoriya scoffed. “Oh this again. It’s what he would’ve wanted first of all!”
Uraraka hurriedly shushed them. “Shoosh my turn!”
As every set of eyes turned onto her, she giggled. “Never have I ever planned how I would murder my own father!”
With a blank face Todoroki put a finger down. “That sounds like targeting, Ochako.”
Uraraka smiled sweetly. “Doesn’t count, Izuku put his finger down to!”
Everyone glanced at the green haired boy to see that yes, Midoriya had in fact planned how he would kill his own father.
Kaminari leaned over to Kirishima and Bakugou. “What are we even playing anymore?”
Kirishima simply shrugged and whispered, “No clue bro, no clue.”
Turning to stare at Uraraka instead of Midoriya Todoroki smirked. “Never have I ever made plans to rob a bank.”
Uraraka let out a horrified gasp before putting a finger down. “I told you that in confidence, Shouto.”
Looking at Iida’s determined expression Hagakure loudly clapped to get everyone’s attention.
“OKAY, how about we play something else?”
With that statement the tension evaporated, and the Dekusquad gained that ‘innocent faces’ back, no trace of the frankly unsettling expressions from before. “No thanks! The rest of us are going to go and watch BuzzFeed Unsolved in Todoroki’s room now!”
Without any prompt the five of them stood up and began to leave the common room, Tsuyu hopping up onto Iida’s shoulder. He was nearly around the corner before I turned around and waved a merry “Goodnight all!” before following after his friends.
Kirishima stared at where the five had left with wide eyes before turning to stare at the rest of th silent class and whisper, “What the fuck.”