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7thLegend has started a chat
MShaw07 has entered the chat
DaughteroftheSea has entered the chat
OldWolf has entered the chat
MoonSentinal has entered the chat
WhitePawn has entered the chat
7thLegend has changed his name to Wyrmbane
Wyrmbane: I thought I’d let everyone know I intend to add Captain Fairwind and Miss Fordragon to the workgroup chat
MShaw07 has changed his name to Shaw
Shaw: Must you?
WhitePawn has changed his name to Anduin
Anduin: I’m fine with them being added 😊
Shaw: Miss Fordragon is fine, I’m confused as to why the Captain is a needed addition.
OldWolf has changed his name to Genn
Genn: I’m inclined to agree with Mathias, I thought you were already in contact with Fairwind.
Wyrmbane: He doesn’t reply when I email him regarding work, I figured this would be a quicker way to get ahold of him.
Shaw: He replies to me? Quite quickly actually.
MoonSentinal: I can tell Master Shaw why he replies quickly.
MoonSentinal has changed her name to Shandris
Shaw: Because Halford doesn’t have his correct email probably. I know Fairwind has multiple.
DaughteroftheSea has changed her name to Jaina
Jaina: I gave you both the same email. He has the correct one.
Shandris: Point and case really
Shaw: I don’t see your point or your case Ms Feathermoon
Shandris: Ignorance is a poor look on you Mathias
Jaina: No, I dare say its not his colour
Shaw: Very funny
Jaina: 😇
Wyrmbane: If there are no further objections?
Jaina: Nope
Shandris: Not one
Anduin: Fine by me
Shaw: Go on then.
Wyrmbane has added ShiningStar and PirateBooty to the chat
Wyrmbane: Good afternoon the two of you. Captain, please change your username to something more appropriate when you are able and check your email.
PirateBooty: y’alright mates
ShiningStar: Hello everyone!
ShiningStar has changed her name to Taelia
Taelia: He’s right Flynn, change your username.
PirateBooty: What’s wrong with my username??
Shaw: Where to start.
PirateBooty: Oh hey Shaw
Shaw: Hello.
PirateBooty: Fancy meeting you here
Shaw: This is a workgroup chat for a company you know I work for?
PirateBooty: Oh for sure, I just you know
PirateBooty: Hey is all I’m trying to say
Wyrmbane: Captain if we could get back to the matter at hand, starting with your name.
PirateBooty: Right, sure.
PirateBooty: So Shaw is that your number attached to this chat?
Shaw: Why?
PirateBooty: Well I was hoping I could add it to my contacts? You know in case we need each other
Wyrmbane: Captain.
Shaw: Go ahead.
PirateBooty: Nice!
PirateBooty: So like did you want to get coffee sometime? You seem like a guy that likes coffee.
Shaw: Coffee?
PirateBooty: Yeah, that bitter drink I often see you drinking from that blue flask.
Shaw: I know what coffee is, Fairwind.
PirateBooty: Oh good, had me worried for a second there.
PirateBooty: So anyway, coffee. Want to get some?
Wyrmbane: Captain. Your. NAME
Shaw: That depends really, do you know any good coffee places? I don’t want just watered down grit.
Wyrmbane: Mathias.
Shaw: Halford.
Wyrmbane: You’re encouraging him
Shaw: Hey now, you invited him here. I’m being polite.
Genn: Not to take sides, but he did warn you Wyrmbane.
PirateBooty: I know some good places, I’m sure you know even better places with your links and all that- you pick, I’ll pay? I’m nothing if not generous
Shaw: Is that so.
Shaw: Very well, why not.
PirateBooty: Yahoo 🥳🥳🥳
Shaw: On the condition that you change your username
PirateBooty: Oh sure, not a problem mate.
PirateBooty has changed his name to TheCaptainBigDi
TheCaptainBigDi: Fuck ran out of characters
Shaw: Fairwind.
Taelia: Flynn.
Wyrmbane: Captain Fairwind that is highly inappropriate!
Wyrmbane: and please watch your language
Shaw: Fuck
Wyrmbane: Mathias!
Shaw: Sorry, wrong chat.
TheCaptainBigDi: Inappropriate? I was just trying to call meself TheCaptainBigDisco
TheCaptainBigDi: Love me some disco.
TheCaptainBigDi: We aren’t anti-disco in this chat are we? Because I don’t know if I could stomach hanging around a bunch of disco HATERS 🙅
Wyrmbane: Mathias, you were right. I apologise
Shaw: My favourite few words.
Shaw: Flynn, please change your name to your actual name
TheCaptainBigDi has changed his name to Flynn
Flynn: You know chat admins can forcibly change names right?
Shaw: Anduin and Wyrmbane are admins.
Anduin: Oh I am well aware.
Wyrmbane: Sir, you could have at least told me
Anduin: Apologies Halford, I couldn’t resist.
Flynn: Knew there was something I liked about you
Anduin: My thanks, Flynn.
Anduin: Captain, did you know Master Shaw’s favourite flower is the Solanaceae?
Flynn: Solanaceae? As in Nightshades?
Anduin: Yes, just in case you were interested, be careful though, they are highly toxic.
Wyrmbane: Mr Wrynn how is that relevant.
Genn: Indeed, Anduin what are you trying to do?
Anduin: Nothing, gentlemen.
Shandris: My mother owns a flower shop that sells nightshades with protective covering for transport if you’d like the address, Fairwind.
Flynn: If you could, thanks mate.
Shaw: Fairwind, its a coffee date, let’s not make it complicated.
Flynn: Complicated? Wouldn’t dream of it, mate. I’m simplicity itself.
Flynn: and did you just call it a date?
Shaw: Typing error.
Flynn: No mate, you said date. No take-backs.
Genn: Could you two organise this in your own time, I think Wyrmbane is about to delete the chat.
Jaina: Now, now Genn, we’re not discussing work right now. They are welcome to talk casually.
Genn: Sure but if the chat suddenly vanishes don’t blame me.
Anduin: I’m certain it’s fine, Genn. Right, Halford?
Wyrmbane:...
Wyrmbane: If Captain Fairwind could reply to the email I sent three days ago, I’d be much obliged.
Flynn: Is that all you wanted mate? Could have just said so.
Wyrmbane:...
Wyrmbane has left the chat
Flynn: Glad that’s sorted.
Flynn: Text me your free days, ey Mathias?
Shaw: I shall.
Flynn: Sweet! Looking forward to it 😘