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Ranmaru was a smarmy prick, but even Kyohei could admit that Ranmaru knew what he was talking about when it came to women.
After the third time a very promising encounter had ended with Kyohei covered in blood, and Sunako twitching and groaning in the darkest corner she could find, Kyohei had realized that something needed to be done. He wasn't about to break up with Sunako--after the time and effort he'd put into winning over the crazy bitch, that wasn't an option. . . even if Noi and the Landlady hadn't been waiting in the wings, ready to castrate him should he break Sunako's heart.
Now that he finally had a girlfriend, Kyohei's previously dormant sex drive was awake and raring to go. The thought of every kiss with Sunako ending in a bloodbath wasn't appealing. If the guys made one more joke about deflowering the lovely Sunako-chan, Kyohei would be more than happy to take out his aggravation on his fellow roommates--with his fists.
Fuck, he was frustrated. And horny.
Which is when Ranmaru swept in, all sleezy smiles and knowing smirks. "There's nothing more pathetic than a virgin," he sighed, "Kyohei."
Kyohei glowered at him.
"Since you're such a good friend, I'll share the fruits of my experience: if Sunako can't bear your brilliant beauty, simply remove your looks from the equation." Ranmaru drew a scrap of material from his pocket, and dangled it in front of Kyohei's eyes.
"You want me to blindfold her?"
"Necessity is the mother of invention," Ranmaru said. "Or kink, as the case may be."
Sunako would break both his arms before letting Kyohei blindfold her. Probably. Maybe? Well, fuck, it was worth the risk. Kyohei grabbed the blindfold from Ranmaru.
"Do try to be gentle with our precious Sunako-chan," Ranmaru called after Kyohei.
"What was that about?" Takenaga asked, staggering a bit as Kyohei rushed past him and out of the room.
"Kyohei and Sunako-chan aren't fighting again, are they?" Yuki asked worriedly.
Ranmaru wiped a theatrical tear from his eye. "Kyohei is about to make a woman of Sunako-chan!" he said. "With my guidance, he can't fail!"
Yuki blanched. "I'll go get the first aid kit."