the bible 2: the newer testament

by A_Technological_Marvel

Summary:

i awake at 3 am ‼‼‼‼‼and it is tiem to benign walking. At 3 06 am i flip a coin. If it is h💦then i stay awake for 5 hours and do pushup. For breakfas i eat breakfast and lift up a lady and complement theп but i сомplacency their soul and not theyre body because that is beta mail. I put on all 67 of my tuxedii to asert dominаnce over the inferior “beita” male. I go to highs school where i am considered “crigee” and “bad” because they cannot see my rock hard abs due to my 67 tuxedizationiserz. They are also jealous of my vault full of brobux. I get punched by gradually ubut i spit my jaw on him to win the fight. He runs away but i remоve one of my tuxedizers and strangle him to death. Our lord and saviour Jesus Christ himself comes down and vents. I call and emergency meating.
“JeSUS (guys to you get the joke its sus jesus has sus on my name arnet i funny please laugh please im begging) vented hes sus

Chapter 1: sussy ba'a

i awake at 3 am ‼‼‼‼‼and it is tiem to benign walking. At 3 06 am i flip a coin. If it is h💦then i stay awake for 5 hours and do pushup. For breakfas i eat breakfast and lift up a lady and complement theп but i сомplacency their soul and not theyre body because that is beta mail. I put on all 67 of my tuxedii to asert dominаnce over the inferior “beita” male. I go to highs school where i am considered “crigee” and “bad” because they cannot see my rock hard abs due to my 67 tuxedizationiserz. They are also jealous of my vault full of brobux. I get punched by gradually ubut i spit my jaw on him to win the fight. He runs away but i remоve one of my tuxedizers and strangle him to death. Our lord and saviour Jesus Christ himself comes down and vents. I call and emergency meating.
“JeSUS (guys to you get the joke its sus jesus has sus on my name arnet i funny please laugh please im begging) vented hes sus”
“No i didnt”
Everybody throws frogs at me.
I take off another tux paint and animorph into an emu, flying away to a singular destruction concert when hat style is on stage.
She kneels because i am THE alpha
I lift her up and start to kiss her to asser t dominance on the crowd.
Hat style transforms into harrhy style and i am shock. Broses pulls a lamp out of a rock or something idk i didnt pay attention in sunday school and he declare me and hart stard huband and dnabuh. After taht Only beita (the worse kind) males are bromophobic so i say yes and put on another tuxeeder🚭.

Chapter 2: chap tertwo: chap harder

Summary:

Simone from bridgestion dose a back bend on my bed. I awakanize t o find harry starlye and i run away in fright of his beauty. I leave to luxemburger because uh egg. I look up to find a crack(cocaine) in the sky. I uwu and then a tentacle emerges from the sky. I stab it with katana because anime is real because i say so and bakuggers.
“Uh something something egger”
I agree in silent
Jake from subbay surfer appears and says “you kill my husband”
I start crying because i got hit by a bus and it hurt but i am alph so i turn my rib upside down and uncrack it.
Jake bow s down and turns into a cat girl because of the alpha male pheremones I e x u d e. (can beta males do this? No the ycant get gamere)
(oh yeah)
I take off another tuxeedo and it turns out kool aid man was my grandmother all along (spoiler warning)
Drac omalfoy is on the floor and he says
“Edward dimentio bratwurst berjiman is after us all. We are doomed to be slaughtered by his wrath. We are all but sheep in the shadow of his power.”
I toss a pokemon at him because im just wacky and unique like that.
Charizard bites off his nose and becomes a cheeburger.

Simone from bridgestion dose a back bend on my bed. I awakanize t o find harry starlye and i run away in fright of his beauty. I leave to luxemburger because uh egg. I look up to find a crack(cocaine) in the sky. I uwu and then a tentacle emerges from the sky. I stab it with katana because anime is real because i say so and bakuggers.
“Uh something something egger”
I agree in silent
Jake from subbay surfer appears and says “you kill my husband”
I start crying because i got hit by a bus and it hurt but i am alph so i turn my rib upside down and uncrack it.
Jake bow s down and turns into a cat girl because of the alpha male pheremones I e x u d e. (can beta males do this? No the ycant get gamere)
Dracc malfer appears but then his rib cage opens and kool aid man comes out
(oh yeah)
I take off another tuxeedo and it turns out kool aid man was my grandmother all along (spoiler warning)
Drac omalfoy is on the floor and he says
“Edward dimentio bratwurst berjiman is after us all. We are doomed to be slaughtered by his wrath. We are all but sheep in the shadow of his power.”
I toss a pokemon at him because im just wacky and unique like that.
Charizard bites off his nose and becomes a cheeburger.
My tuxedo eats the chuusubergur to regain its power.
Edward is hear and is wearing a singular really large boot. Also they are a fishnet. There are fish inside of them. They are fish.He approaches me, put his big fish arm on my face “ARE YOU READY TO RUMBLEEEEE??????????”
I am ready, i am the very concept of ready, i am intrinsically tied to the very concept of “readiness” he gets up behind me, and suplехесе me on the ground, but OH NO!!!! I AM NOT A GAMMA MALE. I CANNOT STAND FOR THIS!!!!!!!!! I get up, and bite his arm to regaine energy, and suplex his lungs, I take off another tuxedo, it is (fo) sho wtime. My su(s)per sexy wolf comes into the room, he is harieat astyilers big alpha wolf roommate I met yesterday.
Lightning m’cquee’n [dramatic music* runs over the subway surfer

Chapter 3: chapter 3: the rivalism of king bolobon

Summary:

I awak in box. Ok envm it is muy own head, this is philosophy. Plato had like a cave or smthng idk. But because I am aloha, I break free of the cage. Plato gives me reddit gold and i thank him kind stranger. I give him half a tuckdo because there is a tuxedo shortage in ohio rn. I give him an elephant earring and i warioware the other one on my nose (this is important information). Jonathan johnhstar is here, he thumbs up wayo is that a joj reference?
y king bolobon is an entire empire. He is in the notrthwest and is constantly ranging from 7 centimetres to 8 centimetres. He is at war with a single giant almond cookie.
King bolobn gives me a masive lead crown.
“You are nwo the kin of me because you are alfha”
“Thank you” I say, but only in my head because that would be gamma.
I nod upwards and give him a “bro bunp”. He weeps in laughter becase of my epic gammerness. Daco malfoy collects his tears in a KFC bucket. I throw a singular brobux at him and he sticks it in his pant. Now with my army and a king that is entirely composed of tears, i am the shrigma of the russian yakuza. I start beatboxing “chug Jug With You”, the hit 2018 song.

I awak in box. Ok envm it is muy own head, this is philosophy. Plato had like a cave or smthng idk. But because I am aloha, I break free of the cage. Plato gives me reddit gold and i thank him kind stranger. I give him half a tuckdo because there is a tuxedo shortage in ohio rn. I give him an elephant earring and i warioware the other one on my nose (this is important information). Jonathan johnhstar is here, he thumbs up wayo is that a joj reference?
y king bolobon is an entire empire. He is in the notrthwest and is constantly ranging from 7 centimetres to 8 centimetres. He is at war with a single giant almond cookie.
King bolobn gives me a masive lead crown.
“You are nwo the kin of me because you are alfha”
“Thank you” I say, but only in my head because that would be gamma.
I nod upwards and give him a “bro bunp”. He weeps in laughter becase of my epic gammerness. Daco malfoy collects his tears in a KFC bucket. I throw a singular brobux at him and he sticks it in his pant. Now with my army and a king that is entirely composed of tears, i am the shrigma of the russian yakuza. I start beatboxing “chug Jug With You”, the hit 2018 song. I declare war on the britig nation.
The entire country of ireland stands up and walks over to lumbourg. Also i am a rick and mort fan and i oneshot britain with THE razor bro gaming chair. I get a driver licence and and challenge light mcquene to a race in mount icarly. Wile i am there a friendy man asks for a ligmter. I sit on his face. Then i put on my earphone and sit in the third story girls bathroom and listen to music because it is very relatarisable.

MEANWHILE…
(ZANZIBAR ISLAND, 3 B.C.)
Bakuger: what are you doing step-harriet
Harriet: your mom lmao
Harriet puches bakugo in the jaw
Harriet: shut up you sussi bakker
Not baka: bad jam apple
They run awawy and have a long beach wedding with the cast of high school musical (including dante from the devil may cry series[with all new funke mode])

UNMEANWHILE… (ZANZIBAR MAINLAND)
I remove ⅓ of a tuxedo and eat it to increse my gaming skil.
The girl from the other fanfic (bernie sander) revives she is buddhist
It should be noted she is not always budist ( she is on a religos-peeity schedule)
Here is atable
to explaun (lore)
MONSAY
TUEDAY
WEEDNSDAY
THRUSDIY
FRIDAY
SANSDAY
SUNSDAY
BUDISM
CISTIANTY
WICKAN
кури́тьжгу́чийt
egg
ATEISM
WIKIPEDIA EDITING

Chapter 4: Chatper four: Tuxedo counter official

Summary:

There are tuxedo left

Notes:

There are tuxedo left

There are tuxedo left

Notes:

There are tuxedo left

Chapter 5: Chamberlain 5: the srote book

Summary:

I am nervou today 9i am asking crush out. She is cassander and here orbs emit radiation but i can withstand it due to my shrigma grindset
For my promposal i am going to throw a colander as a distaction but i will push her off a cliff with a bungege but at the bottom she will go to japaxico (contested territory) and [redacter] [recorder] [rerb nerb] tentacles [expnuge] [erberisation] [eeeeee] [prisencolinensinainciu[all right [sol
Then we jumped out a window and have a candleelit diner in chernobyl… but THEN… it turned out she WAS chernobbers (uh oh)] and then.. Shadow the hedgehog had an back alliy abortion (not pog) also it is raining and the rianwater is clear like my heart and my skin… society !!!!
I but on some giomio armanner (64 brolly)... and then some armannest on top…. And then jon arbluckkers!

Notes:

I am nervou today 9i am asking crush out. She is cassander and here orbs emit radiation but i can withstand it due to my shrigma grindset
For my promposal i am going to throw a colander as a distaction but i will push her off a cliff with a bungege but at the bottom she will go to japaxico (contested territory) and [redacter] [recorder] [rerb nerb] tentacles [expnuge] [erberisation] [eeeeee] [prisencolinensinainciu[all right [sol
Then we jumped out a window and have a candleelit diner in chernobyl… but THEN… it turned out she WAS chernobbers (uh oh)] and then.. Shadow the hedgehog had an back alliy abortion (not pog) also it is raining and the rianwater is clear like my heart and my skin… society !!!!
I but on some giomio armanner (64 brolly)... and then some armannest on top…. And then jon arbluckkers!

I am nervou today 9i am asking crush out. She is cassander and here orbs emit radiation but i can withstand it due to my shrigma grindset
For my promposal i am going to throw a colander as a distaction but i will push her off a cliff with a bungege but at the bottom she will go to japaxico (contested territory) and [redacter] [recorder] [rerb nerb] tentacles [expnuge] [erberisation] [eeeeee] [prisencolinensinainciu[all right [sol
Then we jumped out a window and have a candleelit diner in chernobyl… but THEN… it turned out she WAS chernobbers (uh oh)] and then.. Shadow the hedgehog had an back alliy abortion (not pog) also it is raining and the rianwater is clear like my heart and my skin… society !!!!
I but on some giomio armanner (64 brolly)... and then some armannest on top…. And then jon arbluckkers!

Notes:

I am nervou today 9i am asking crush out. She is cassander and here orbs emit radiation but i can withstand it due to my shrigma grindset
For my promposal i am going to throw a colander as a distaction but i will push her off a cliff with a bungege but at the bottom she will go to japaxico (contested territory) and [redacter] [recorder] [rerb nerb] tentacles [expnuge] [erberisation] [eeeeee] [prisencolinensinainciu[all right [sol
Then we jumped out a window and have a candleelit diner in chernobyl… but THEN… it turned out she WAS chernobbers (uh oh)] and then.. Shadow the hedgehog had an back alliy abortion (not pog) also it is raining and the rianwater is clear like my heart and my skin… society !!!!
I but on some giomio armanner (64 brolly)... and then some armannest on top…. And then jon arbluckkers!

Chapter 6: Cherbilater 6: the 6th one

Summary:

“Orbama!!! get down!!” says mordetqaieauxh, brofessional frenchman. anothe taxido is remove

Notes:

“Orbama!!! get down!!” says mordetqaieauxh, brofessional frenchman. anothe taxido is remove

“Orbama!!! get down!!” says mordetqaieauxh, brofessional frenchman. anothe taxido is remove

Notes:

“Orbama!!! get down!!” says mordetqaieauxh, brofessional frenchman. anothe taxido is remove

Chapter 7: Chockablock 7: heaters vegetarianism

Summary:

Their is something peckuliar about todays atmosphere: it is maginaley warmer than usually! I warm my hand through the pillow, bixecting it, and turn around to my fan
“Hey babe wht rrrr u up 2??”
She does not respond. She is a heater (guiseppe)
Nottingham

Notes:

Their is something peckuliar about todays atmosphere: it is maginaley warmer than usually! I warm my hand through the pillow, bixecting it, and turn around to my fan
“Hey babe wht rrrr u up 2??”
She does not respond. She is a heater (guiseppe)
Nottingham

Their is something peckuliar about todays atmosphere: it is maginaley warmer than usually! I warm my hand through the pillow, bixecting it, and turn around to my fan
“Hey babe wht rrrr u up 2??”
She does not respond. She is a heater (guiseppe)
Nottingham

Notes:

Their is something peckuliar about todays atmosphere: it is maginaley warmer than usually! I warm my hand through the pillow, bixecting it, and turn around to my fan
“Hey babe wht rrrr u up 2??”
She does not respond. She is a heater (guiseppe)
Nottingham

Chapter 8: eplog:

Summary:

I got arrested for taxedo evasion. I was too alpha of a male so i was put int oa mental hospital for “schizoprenia” and “delusions”. Harriety style and lightning mcqueen bust through the side of the mental institution and run me over. mccarthyism has won

 

Da end

Notes:

I got arrested for taxedo evasion. I was too alpha of a male so i was put int oa mental hospital for “schizoprenia” and “delusions”. Harriety style and lightning mcqueen bust through the side of the mental institution and run me over. mccarthyism has won

 

Da end

I got arrested for taxedo evasion. I was too alpha of a male so i was put int oa mental hospital for “schizoprenia” and “delusions”. Harriety style and lightning mcqueen bust through the side of the mental institution and run me over. mccarthyism has won

 

Da end

Notes:

I got arrested for taxedo evasion. I was too alpha of a male so i was put int oa mental hospital for “schizoprenia” and “delusions”. Harriety style and lightning mcqueen bust through the side of the mental institution and run me over. mccarthyism has won

 

Da end

Series this work belongs to:

• Part 2 of the real bible the government doesnt want you to see