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Midoriya Izuku created groupchat Hell Class: 1-gAy.
Midoriya Izuku added Todoroki Shouto, Iida Tenya and 19 others to chat.
Midoriya Izuku: Hi everyone! Mr. Aizawa told me to create a class group chat.
Iida Tenya: that is a very good idea Midoriya!
Aizawa Shouta: yea whatever dont @ me unless its an emergency
Midoriya Izuku: @Kaminari Denki help me?
Kaminari Denki: i thought you’d never ask!
Midoriya Izuku changed nickname to Neurodivergent af Green Bean.
Kaminari Denki changed nickname to Neurodivergent Pikachu.
Neurodivergent af Green Bean changed Todoroki Shouto’s nickname to Candy Cane.
Neurodivergent Pikachu changed Kirishima EiJirou’s nickname to Gay Rock.
Gay Rock: Very true.
Neurodivergent af Green Bean changed Iida Tenya’s nickname to Gotta Go Fast jr..
Gotta Go Fast jr.: Midoriya! Kaminari! Change my name back at once!
Neurodivergent af Green Bean: ✨No✨
Neurodivergent Pikachu changed Bakugou Katsuki’s name to Angry Pomeranian.
Angry Pomeranian: HAH?! CHANGE MY NAME THIS FUCKING INSTANT DUNCE FACE!
Neurodivergent Pikachu: ✨No✨
Aoyama Yuga: ✨J’adore le sparkles✨
Neurodivergent af Green Bean changed Asui Tsuyu’s nickname to Gay Frog.
Gay Frog: kero
Neurodivergent Pikachu changed Ashido Mina’s nickname to Dancing Queen.
Dancing Queen: You have ✨taste✨
Neurodivergent af Green Bean changed Uraraka Ochako’s nickname to No I’m Kirby.
No I’m Kirby: dat true.
Neurodivergent Pikachu changed Sero Hanta’s nickname to Spiderman but Tape.
Aizawa Shouta: i made a mistake telling you to make this
Neurodivergent af Green Bean: That you did Mr. Aizawa. But there’s no taking it back.
Neurodivergent af Green Bean changed Yaoyorozu Momo’s nickname to Class Mom and Goddess.
Class Mom and Goddess: Is that really true?
Neurodivergent af Green Bean: yes. And I will forever call you mom.
Class Mom and Goddess: very well. I suppose I may as well embrace it if there is no changing it.
Neurodivergent af Green Bean: 😊😇
Neurodivergent Pikachu changed Jirou Kyouka’s nickname to Best Spotify Recommendations.
Neurodivergent af Green Bean changed Tokoyami Fumikage’s nickname to Best Birb.
Neurodivergent Pikachu changed Hagakure Tooru’s nickname to Hide n’ Seek Champion.
Neurodivergent af Green Bean changed Kouda Kouji’s nickname to Animal’s Favorite.
Neurodivergent Pikachu changed Ojiro Mashirao’s nickname to Class Ally.
Neurodivergent af Green bean changed Shouji Mezou’s nickname to Best Hugs.
Neurodivergent Pikachu changed Satou Rikidou’s nickname to Class Baker.
Neurodivergent af Green Bean changed Aoyama Yuga’s nickname to French Sparkles.
Neurodivergent Pikachu changed Mineta Minoru’s nickname to Gr*pist.
Neurodivergent af Green Bean changed Aizawa Shouta’s nickname to DadZawa.
DadZawa: i give up.
Neurodivergent af Green Bean: You know it’s true, so don’t try to deny it.
Neurodivergent af Green Bean: Also can everyone share their pronouns and preferred terms please? I don’t wanna misgender anyone.
Gotta Go Fast jr.: Of course!
French Sparkles: ✨She/Her and fem/neutral terms s’il vous plais✨
Dancing Queen: She/They and fem/neutral terms
Gay Frog: She/Her and any terms
Gotta Go Fast jr.: He/Him and masc/neutral terms
No I’m Kirby: She/Her and fem terms
Class Ally: He/Him any terms
Neurodivergent Pikachu: He/They and any terms
Gay Rock: He/Him and masc terms
Animal's Favourite: They/Them and neutral terms
Class Baker: He/Him and masc/neutral terms
Best Hugs: He/They and neutral terms
Best Spotify Recommendations: They/Them and neutral terms
Spiderman but Tape: He/Him and neutral terms
Best Birb: They/Them and any terms
Candy Cane: He/They neutral terms
Hide n’ Seek Champion: She/Her and any terms
Angry Pomeranian: He/Him and masc terms ONLY EXTRAS!
Neurodivergent af Green Bean: He/They/Xe/Bun and masc/neutral terms
Class Mom and Goddess: She/Her and fem/neutral terms
Gr*apist: what the fuck is all this shit?!
Gr*apist: They/Xe/Bun what the fuck is this shit
Gotta Go Fast jr.: They are Midoriya’s pronouns Mineta. Do you not know how to use them?
Gr*apist: ‘They’ is for a group not a single person. And ‘Xe’ ‘Bun’ aren't pronouns.
Neurodivergent af Green Bean is offline.
Gotta Go Fast jr.: Mineta, ‘They’ can be used for one person. There has been recorded use of it as far back as 1375 (it’s correct i googled it). And ‘xe’ and ‘bun’ are neopronouns
Gr*apist: Hell no. I’m not using that shit
Neurodivergent Pikachu kicked Gr*apist from the chat for 12 hours.
Neurodivergent Pikachu: @DadZawa Izuku is asking for yours and the staff's pronouns.
DadZawa: They/Them and masc/neutral terms
Neurodivergent Pikachu has pinned 20 messages.
Neurodivergent Pikachu: Izuku says thank you.
Neurodivergent Pikachu is offline.
Unsupervised Children
Dad in Denial: i have made a mistake
Sleepy Time: and what would that be Shouta?
Dad in Denial: i told Midoriya to create a group chat for the class.
Dad in Denial: they’ve already shared pronouns. changed their names. And min*tas already gotten kicked out of the chat for the next 12 hours for being a homophobic, transphobic piece of shit.
Dad in Denial: i’m going to die and commit murder
Sleepy Time: …..
Cockatoo: …..
Cockatoo: Shou, do I need to schedule you another appointment with your therapist?
Your Lord and Saviour: If you are unable to get Aizawa an appointment quick enough I ask that if you do commit murder Aizawa, that you don’t do it on school grounds.
Your Lord and Saviour: Thank you.
Dad in Denial: fine.
Dad in Denial: Zashi you may wanna get that appointment booked for as soon as possible.
Cockatoo: got it.
Sleepy Time: can I ask what he said?
Dad in Denial: he said that ‘they’ cant be used as a singular pronoun. And that ‘xe’ and ‘bun’ arent pronouns. Midoriya uses He/They/Xe/Bun for reference.
Sleepy Time: if you could send him to my classroom tomorrow during lunch that would be great
Dad in Denial: sure hes all yours.
Dad in Denial: i’ll do ya one better have him the whole day and let your class humiliate him
Sleepy Time: that is a great idea
Sleepy Time: i’ll come by your class first thing in the morning
Sad Children
Green Child is online.
Green Child: Hitoshi!
Purple Child: Yes Izu?
Green Child: so, Kami’s already kicked M*neta from the chat for the next twelve hours for being a homophobic, transphobic piece of shit.
Purple Child: what did he say?
Green Child: that ‘they’ shouldn’t be used as a singular pronoun. And that ‘xe’ and ‘bun’ aren’t pronouns either.
Green Child: and almost half the class uses ‘they’
Purple Child: …..
Purple Child: i can kill him for you if ya want
Green Child: HITOSHI NO!!!
Purple Child: HITOSHI YES!
Cat Uncle and Cat Nephew
Cat Nephew is online.
Cat Nephew: Uncle Shouta.
Cat Uncle: what
Cat Nephew: can i kill m*neta?
Cat Uncle: because he’s a piece of transphobic shit?
Cat Nephew: yeah
Cat Uncle: ive been told that if i cant see my therapist soon enough that i can kill him as long as its not on school grounds.
Cat Uncle: so if it comes to that i’ll let you know
Cat Nephew: eh, good enough
The Gayest Husbands
Cat: Hitoshi just asked me if they can kill m*neta
Cloud: he’s the pervert right?
Bird: yep
Cat: Midoriya and Kaminari threw him out the classroom window just last week for being a pervert.
Cat: i gave him detention for it
Cloud: so….
Cloud: what’s he done this time?
Cat: …..
Cat: Zashi you say it. I cant
Cloud: Shou?.....
Bird: m*neta is homophobic and transphobic. He said that ‘they’ can’t be used as a singular pronoun and that ‘xe’ and ‘bun’ aren’t pronouns either
Cloud: …..
Cloud: i’m going to commit murder
Bird: okay, so i now have three people i need to stop from murdering someone
Bird: wonderful