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[BIRDS OF A FEATHER FLOCK TOGETHER]
august 29
3:17 pm
jesper fahey
hello my dear dear friends
nina zenik
HELLOOOOO
jesper fahey
as you all know
jesper fahey
as of today, we are all back on campus
jesper fahey
and i vote that we have one last hurrah before classes start in TWO DAYS WHAT
nina zenik
WE’RE HALFWAY DONE BITCHES
nina zenik
LOOK AT US GO!!
wylan van eck
look at us
jesper fahey
look at us!
wylan van eck
who would’ve thought
jesper fahey
not me!
wylan van eck
you really do get me
nina zenik
otp!!
Matthias Helvar
Technically I’m ¾ of the way done
nina zenik
DON’T REMIND ME YOU’LL BE GONE NEXT YEAR
jesper fahey
I HATE IT HERE
Matthias Helvar
Nina we already talked about me getting a job around here next year
nina zenik
oh right
wylan van eck
she just has a flair for the dramatic
nina zenik
🖕
wylan van eck
lmao
inej ghafa
wait so are we doing something tonight?
jesper fahey
INEJ MY LOVE
wylan van eck
damn that’s cold
jesper fahey
you know i only have eyes for you
wylan van eck
:)
inej ghafa
soooo
nina zenik
YES WE ARE
nina zenik
LET’S GET SHITFACED ONE LAST TIME!!!
inej ghafa
you say that like we aren’t at the crow club almost every weekend
nina zenik
but it’s not the sAME during the school year
jesper fahey
so true bestie
Matthias Helvar
What time?
nina zenik
wait someone’s missing
nina zenik
where’s our resident wet blanket
nina zenik
CALLING KAZ BREKKER!!! KAZ BREKKER TO THE CHAT🗣🗣🗣
jesper fahey
kaz
wylan van eck
kaz
nina zenik
kaz
jesper fahey
kaz
Kaz Brekker
Oh my god what
jesper fahey
HE HAS BEEN SUMMONED!!!!
nina zenik
we’re going out tonight, your presence is requested
Kaz Brekker
What if I said I was busy
nina zenik
then i’d call you a dirty rotten liar
Kaz Brekker
Not the worst thing I’ve been called
jesper fahey
WE’RE ALL GOING IT’S GONNA BE FUN
inej ghafa
i’m in!
Kaz Brekker
Okay fine
jesper fahey
YAAYYY
wylan van eck
no one answered Matthias’s question😪😪
Matthias Helvar
Haha thanks Wylan
nina zenik
what time works for everyone? 7pm?
jesper fahey
that’s good for me
wylan van eck
same
inej ghafa
yep!
Matthias Helvar
Yes that sounds good
Kaz Brekker
Fine
nina zenik
alright bitches everyone rendezvous at the crow club at 7pm SHARP
inej ghafa
you say that like you’re not going to show up twenty minutes late
nina zenik
i’m offended
wylan van eck
it’s not a lie
Kaz Brekker
Wait I scrolled up did you call me a wet blanket
nina zenik
lmao
jesper fahey
kaz “wet blanket” brekker
nina zenik changed Kaz Brekker to wet blanket
wylan van eck
LMAO
wet blanket left the chat
jesper fahey
NOOOOO
jesper fahey
WET BLANKET COME BACK
nina zenik
fly high wet blanket
nina zenik
gone but never forgotten
wylan van eck
pour one out for wet blanket
inej ghafa added wet blanket to the chat
jesper fahey
HE’S BACK
inej ghafa changed wet blanket to Kaz Brekker
inej ghafa
there we go
nina zenik
you’re not getting rid of us that easy brekker😤😤
Kaz Brekker
Oh no, whatever will I do
Kaz Brekker muted the chat
wylan van eck
brb crying
jesper fahey
alright now that that is settled NEXT ITEM OF BUSINESS
Matthias Helvar
What is it, Jesper?
jesper fahey
thank you for asking, mattie boy
nina zenik
wtf was that
jesper fahey
i would like to start using nicknames
jesper fahey
new year new branding
nina zenik
it’s august
jesper fahey
SCHOOL YEAR
jesper fahey
normal names are boring everyone uses normal names
inej ghafa
jes that’s literally the definition of a legal name
jesper fahey
SEE INEJ YOU JUST USED A NICKNAME
jesper fahey
VINDICATION
inej ghafa
😐
wylan van eck
so what’s my nickname?
nina zenik changed wylan van eck to man with the piccolo
man with the piccolo
STFU IT’S A FLUTE
nina zenik
my b
nina zenik changed wylan van eck to man with the flute
man with the flute
i hate all of you i s2g
jesper fahey
someone give me a nickname😤😤
inej ghafa
i literally just called you jes
man with the flute changed jesper fahey to no thoughts head empty
no thoughts head empty
HELLO??????
inej ghafa
i approve of this one
no thoughts head empty
WHAT HAPPENED TO JES😪😪
no thoughts head empty
I LIKED THAT
man with the flute
wdym you wanted cute fun nicknames🥰❤️
nina zenik
roasted
no thoughts head empty changed their name to many thoughts head full
nina zenik
oh no
nina zenik
not that
Matthias Helvar
I’m confused about who people are now.
nina zenik changed many thoughts head full to some thoughts head 50/50
man with flute
hmm i wouldn’t say 50/50
man with flute
maybe 10/90
man with flute
20/80 on a good day
some thoughts head 50/50
hello??????
some thoughts head 50/50
take it back or throwing your flute into the ocean😤😤
Matthias Helvar
Jesper there is not an ocean near us that’s impossible
man with flute changed some thoughts head 50/50 to potential ex boyfriend?
potential ex boyfriend?
GASP
potential ex boyfriend? changed man with flute to worst enemy
nina zenik
the tea has been spilled
Matthias Helvar
Wait Nina did you spill something? Do you need me to come into the kitchen to help you clean it up?
potential ex boyfriend?
oh you sweet, confused, man
Matthias Helvar
What?
potential ex boyfriend?
lmao nevermind
Matthias Helvar
So did you not spill anything?
nina zenik
no it’s okay nothing spilled
Matthias Helvar
Okay
Matthias Helvar
❤️
worst enemy
wow what a nice caring bf
worst enemy
wish i had one of those
worst enemy
shame
potential ex boyfriend?
i hate it here
worst enemy
matthias stan account!!!!
worst enemy has renamed the chat MATTHIAS STANS RISE UP
Matthias Helvar
What is a stan?
inej ghafa
you all are giving me a headache
Kaz Brekker
There’s advil in the kitchen
potential ex boyfriend?
HE’S BACK
potential ex boyfriend?
why do i even try to summon him we just need to have inej do it😪
nina zenik
👀
worst enemy
oop
inej ghafa
what
nina zenik renamed the chat six dumbasses walk into a room
Kaz Brekker
I am offended.
nina zenik
oh well we wouldn’t want that
nina zenik renamed the chat five dumbasses + kaz walk into a room
nina zenik
better?
Kaz Brekker
Yes.
potential ex boyfriend?
@worstenemy pls forgive me i will buy drinks tonight
worst enemy
hmmmm
potential ex boyfriend?
:(
worst enemy changed potential ex boyfriend to jes
jes
YAAAYYY
worst enemy
:)
jes
let’s never fight again😪
jes changed worst enemy to flute friend wylan
flute friend wylan
this is arguably worse
nina zenik
FLUTE FRIEND AHAHAH
flute friend wylan changed nina zenik to bad friend
bad friend
HELLO I AM A GREAT FRIEND
bad friend
I TOOK YOU TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM LAST YEAR
flute friend wylan
technically matthias took me
bad friend
I WAS THERE TOO
flute friend wylan changed bad friend to bad bitch
bad bitch
YES
jes
wait can i have a fun one tho
bad bitch changed jes to two goats in a trenchcoat
two goats in a trenchcoat
YES
two goats in a trenchcoat
MILO RIGHTS
bad bitch
pls bring that goat back with you after winter break we can keep it in the bathroom
two goats in a trenchcoat
BET
flute friend wylan
nina i s2g if that goat comes here and eats another one of my sweaters you’ll be the one paying for it
flute friend wylan
mark my words
bad bitch
i agree to nothing
two goats in a trenchcoat
wy i thought you liked milo??😭
flute friend wylan
i do, just not standing in the shower staring at me while i’m trying to brush my teeth
Matthias Helvar
How do I have a fun name
two goats in a trenchcoat changed Matthias Helvar to bad bitch’s bitch
flute friend wylan
AHAHAHAHAHAH
bad bitch
fuck u
two goats in a trenchcoat
not saying it’s a bad thing but not saying i’m wrong
bad bitch
you’re on thin ice fahey
two goats in a trenchcoat
fine
two goats in a trenchcoat changed bad bitch’s bitch to kristoff from frozen
kristoff from frozen
:) i like Frozen, good movie.
two goats in a trenchcoat
NOW NICKNAMES FOR INEJ AND KAZ
inej ghafa
no
Kaz Brekker
No.
flute friend wylan
kanej rights
inej ghafa
what
Kaz Brekker
What
bad bitch changed Kaz Brekker to bird man
bird man
Absolutely not
bad bitch
like a crow!! get it!!
two goats in a trenchcoat
bawk bawk!
flute friend wylan
that’s a chicken
two goats in a trenchcoat
:(
bird man
The most I will agree to is my actual name being changed to the ridiculous all-lowercase letters you type in
flute friend wylan
i count that as a win!
bad bitch
i accept that
bad bitch changed bird man to kazzy
kazzy
Nina that is not what I agreed to
bad bitch
:(
two goats in a trenchcoat
PLS
inej ghafa
LOL
kazzy
Fine.
two goats in a trenchcoat
EVERYONE POP YOUR CHAMPAGNE BOTTLES
flute friend wylan
WOOOOOOOOOOO
kazzy
Don’t make me take it back.
bad bitch
🙊
two goats in a trenchcoat
NOW INEJ
bad bitch
hmmmmmmmmmmm
two goats in a trenchcoat changed inej ghafa to sneak attack
two goats in a trenchcoat
get it bc that one time you were behind wylan but he didn’t know and got scared and fell into that koi pond
two goats in a trenchcoat
and then broke his ankle
two goats in a trenchcoat
plus you’re just sneaky
bad bitch
AHAHAHAH
flute friend wylan
i hate it here
sneak attack
i’ll accept it
flute friend wylan
can i get a new one
bad bitch
no
two goats in a trenchcoat
no❤️
sneak attack
no
kristoff from frozen
I like it!
kazzy
Going to hack into the university system to change your documents to say Wylan “Flute Friend” Van Eck
two goats in a trenchcoat
KAZ MAKES A JOKE????
sneak attack
is this the end of the world???
bad bitch
SO HE /IS/ FUNNY
bad bitch
that’s what i’m talking about brekker!!!!
flute friend wylan
anyways guys don’t worry about drinks tonight jesper said he’s buying!
two goats in a trenchcoat
i’ve been duped!!
bad bitch
AHAHA
Matthias Helvar
Jesper it’s okay you don’t have to buy my drinks
flute friend wylan
either change my name or buy us all drinks your choice
two goats in a trenchcoat
sophie’s choice
two goats in a trenchcoat
fine i’ll do it
flute friend wylan
THANK YOU
two goats in a trenchcoat
DRINKS ON ME!!
flute friend wylan
NO THAT’S NOT WHAT I MEANT
sneak attack
free drinks!
two goats in a trenchcoat
will someone with a car drive me to target i need to go get all the necessary supplies for my hangover cure
bad bitch
ah preparing in advance
bad bitch
smart
two goats in a trenchcoat
thank you
two goats in a trenchcoat
i am, in fact, a genius
kazzy
That’s debatable
two goats in a trenchcoat
i am being bullied
bad bitch
listen sometimes we all need to be knocked down a peg
two goats in a trenchcoat
HELLO??
bad bitch
except inej because she’s wonderful and amazing and perfect
flute friend wylan
true!!
bad bitch
doesn’t EVERYONE agree??
sneak attack
ok love you too nina
two goats in a trenchcoat
so car?
two coats in a trenchcoat
kaz
two goats in a trenchcoat
buddy
two goats in a trenchcoat
bestie
two goats in a trenchcoat
former roomie
two goats in a trenchcoat
brother from another mother
kazzy
No
kristoff from frozen
I can drive you Jesper! I need to get some groceries, anyways.
two goats in a trenchcoat
thank you
two goats in a trenchcoat
a true friend
two goats in a trenchcoat
unlike SOME people
kazzy
I hate it here
bad bitch
HE’S LEARNING OUR LINGO🗣🗣
two goats in a trenchcoat
kaz your youth is showing
kristoff from frozen
No no, Kaz is a forty year old mob boss trapped in a twenty one year old’s body
flute friend wylan
LMAO
kristoff from frozen
Okay Jesper let me know when you’re ready to leave, I’m in the living room
two goats in a trenchcoat
i’m ready! anyone else coming?
sneak attack
no i’m okay!
bad bitch
i’m coming i just have to pee
flute friend wylan
field trip!!
inej ghafa
so 7 tonight, right?
bad bitch
yup
bad bitch
okay i’m ready pls don’t leave without me
kristoff from frozen
i’d never leave without you :)
bad bitch
CRYING
two goats in a trenchcoat
damn just get married already
kristoff from frozen
Jesper please don’t propose to my girlfriend for me
bad bitch
LMAO
bad bitch
it’s okay i’ve already got him locked down for life
two goats in a trenchcoat
can i be your maid of honor
sneak attack
fight me fahey
bad bitch
calm down we don’t need to plan my wedding yet
kristoff from frozen
Like you don’t show me your Pinterest board every week
bad bitch
damn babe don’t expose me like that
flute friend wylan
it’s okay we already know you’re whipped for each other
bad bitch
look who’s talking
flute friend wylan
those are fighting words
kristoff from frozen
So are we actually going to Target
bad bitch
oh yeah i’m coming fhsdjlf
[INEJ GHAFA, KAZ BREKKER]
august 29
6:24 pm
inej
just making sure that you’re actually coming
Kaz
Yes don’t worry I’ll be there
inej
good, i need someone level headed
Kaz
what, the rest of the group isn’t calm enough for you?
inej
nina and jesper have both taken three shots to pre-game, and her and wylan are arguing about whether or not the jonas brothers new music is better than their old stuff
Kaz
Sounds like we’re in for a fun night
inej
oh definitely
inej
well i guess i’ll see you in forty
Kaz
Technically thirty six
inej
lol what
Kaz
Nina did say 7pm sharp
Kaz
I’m holding her to that
inej
you’re quite the comedian today
Kaz
Thank you?
inej
lol it’s a compliment
inej
i’ll see you in thirty five
[NINA ZENIK, INEJ GHAFA]
august 29
6:25pm
nina
well what’s got you smiling at your phone
inej
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