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Vampires Will Never Hurt Yoai
A Gerard Way X Howl Pendragon Fic
Gerard was walking home from Frankie’s house he had just finished doing and draining him. Now that Frank was used up and dead he would need a new toy. He thought about who he could target. He had run out of friends, rumors in New Jersey spread like wildfire and he was known for eating men.
When Gerard arrived back in his home in the pine bearing woods he felt something off in his home. The air felt like it was buzzing. Something was going to happen tonight and he could not wait to see what. He started the kettle boiling some potpourri to cover the scent of death from the basement.
Suddenly his phone started ringing, It was Mikey, he was not going to answer. Not now, not after he killed Mikey’s boyfriend. Mikey was going to hang him like he was game. They could talk later, preferably after Mikey had moved on from Frankie.
He needed a drink.
Gerard went to his closet to get a new jacket because as everyone in town will tell you he
is a jacket slut. He opened the door of his pitch black, walk-in closet. Usually his night vision would allow him to continue seeing, but he didn’t think anything of it. He would immediately regret this near fatal overlook. Because as soon as Gerard crossed the threshold into his closet he found himself in a different place. He wasn’t sure where he was, the people were dressed as if it was the 1910s, the people had British accents, and there were mysterious missile like planes with chairs flying through the sky. Where on Earth was he?
In the distance he saw a large building walking on four metal chicken legs. The people around him were whispering about a moving castle and a “cruel” man who steals beautiful girl’s hearts. This new place might not be much different from New Jersey, if you look past the machines and moving “castles” and 1920s England fashion and accents.
Gerard decides to go into what looks like a clothes shop to borrow some clothes to make him fit in around here. As he was exiting in his new clothes he saw the most beautiful white haired man floating down from the mountains. He was wearing high waisted, slim, black slacks, a white pirate shirt, and a colorful long jacket draped over his shoulders except his arms were in the torso instead of through the arms. No one else took notice of this breathtaking man. He was staring a little too much. Gerard ripped his eyes from this beautiful man when he turned to walk the other way he found the man looming over him.
“ You seem lost little bat”
the stranger said
“ I’m just new to the area, i just got dropped off here”
Gerard said.
“ Are you sure?”
the man questioned.
“ Really I’m quite alright.”
Gerard continued and started to walk away.
As he did the man walked towards the door that Gerard had first walked out of .
“ Ahh, I see” he said “ Calcifer must have made a mistake. I can get you back home if you want? I’m Howl by the way.’ Howl said.
“How do you know that?”
Gerard asked panickedly
“ Well, my pretty bat, I’m quite the powerful wizard.” Howl said, “ Also, I opened the portal that led you here”
“WHAt”
Gerard shrieked
“ It wasn’t intentional, I was trying to open a portal to your world, but it was supposed to replace my portal to this place. It was also meant to open in my home, not yours.”
Howl said. “ Why don’t you come with me to my castle and we’ll get you back home”
“Why the hell would I go anywhere with you?”
Gerard said.
“Because you're alone in a new world, and I’m the only one who knows how to help you” he paused, “Also you think I’m hot and I want to act on that thought.”
Howl finished
Gerard thought on this. On the one hand he was attracted to him, and he was quite hungry, Frank wasn’t very filling. But Gerard had just met Howl, and he seemed quite powerful. Howl also knew a lot more about where they were and was thereby the one in power. But Howl was the only one who could get him home and Gerard was a vampire. Making him quite capable of protecting himself no matter what this wizard threw at him.
“ I’ll go with you, just don’t pull anything,”
Gerard said.
“ I would never, '' Howl said in mock hurt, “ At least nothing you wouldn’t like '' Howl finished under his breath. “
Come along and whatever you do don't look down” Howl said after taking hold of Gerard.
They started floating, Howl walked forward through the air. As the glided through the air, no one below seemed to take notice. They soon floated back down and arrived in front of a door.
“ We’re here”
Howl said.
As soon as they entered the house Gerard noticed a strange fire in the chimney it seemed rather small, but that wasn’t the strange part, the strange part was that it had a face and that it seemed to be blinking back at him
“ Howl what are you doing bringing a vampire into the castle”
the fire said.
“ He’s not a threat and it’s your fault he’s here, that portal went to the wrong home”
Howl said dismissively .
“ Damn”
the fire said annoyed
“ Make hot water for our bath Calcifer”
Howl said.
“ I have to do everything around here. Even when you deflower boys in my walls.”
Calcifer groaned.
Howl took Gerard upstairs before the conversation could continue.
As soon as they passed through the door frame Howl’s hands, his lips, his body was on Gerard. Gerard was flush against the wall, Howls lips were soft and his mouth tasted like
Roses and mint. Howl’s hair was soft as silk and the color of the morning sun. His whole body smelt like rutadandrins. He was perfect. Before Gerard could think about anything else they were moving so Gerards back was on Howl’s bed, and Howl was on top of him slowly kissing down his face and neck.
Howl paused and looked Gerard in the eyes,
“Is this okay?”
he asked gently
Gerard nodded
“ I need words pretty”
Howl said gently brushing Gerard’s hair
“ Yes.”
Gerard said
Immediately Howl was back on him, kissing and biting at his neck. Once again making his way down. Soon Howl was pulling at his shirt to remove it. Kissing down his chest it took all of Gerard not to giggle a little when Howl was butterfly kissing his across his hip bones. Except this seemed to be exactly what Howl was going for he started poking him here Gerard finally gave in and giggled quietly.
“ There it is”, Howl purred, “You were too tense pretty.”
Howl once again got back to work on kissing Gerard. He had finally made it to his trousers and began unbuttoning and pulling them down. He took Gerard’s pants and underwear off in one foul swoop. He then lifted Gerard’s hips and flipped him onto his knees, giving himself a full view of Gerard’s ass.
“ Already prepped? ”
Howl laughed
“ Its okay, I’ll still take my time opening you up”
Howl purred.
And then rather quickly Howl’s mouth was on Gerard’s hole licking its way inside.
Gerard moaned out no longer having any control over his voice, but Howl didn’t seem to mind. Howl paused for a minute, and Gerard glanced behind himself to see what was going on only to realize Howl had only stopped to strip himself down as well. Soon Howl was fully naked and leaning back down to continue working on Gerard’s hole. Gerard kept looking at howl through his own thighs. Howl had started jerking off his own member while eating Gerard out.
“ Are you prepped enough?”
Howl asked in a husky voice
“Yes”
Gerard had managed to say between moans, knowing that Howl would need verbal confirmation.
“Good”
Howl whispered.
Before Gerard knew it Howl was pushing his member inside of Gerard’s tight hole. Immediately Howl was thrusting slowly into him. He was very gentle for now, but still he was so big inside of Gerard that his pleasure was edged by sharp pain. Howl gave him time to adjust. As soon as Gerard relaxed around him Howl went back to thrusting soft, but deeply. Gradually Howl gained speed and momentum until the bed was squeaking and shaking hard.
“ Howl, what if the bed breaks?”
Gerard manages to moan out.
“Then the bed breaks, I can fix it later”
Howl groans out.
Then as if to prove his point Howl doubles the speed of his thrusts into Gerard. The leg snaps. Gerard screams out in pleasure at this. The bed is pounding against the wall and everyone in the castle can hear Gerard screaming.
“I’m going to cum.” Gerard shrieks.
“ Go ahead,” Howl whispers, “I’ll cum with you”
Gerard screamed one more time as he came. And true to his word Howl came with him, came inside of him.
“Now comes my favorite part.”
Howl purred into Gerard’s ear, and once again he was kissing back down to his ass. Before Gerard knew it Howl was eating his own cum out of Gerard’s ass. Gerard was so over stimulated he almost needed it to stop, but he tried to power through. Soon enough through his vision was fading in and out and he was blacked out fairly quickly.
“See Calcifer”, Howl laughed out,”he’s no threat to me.”
“Drop dead”
Calcifer replied.
Gerard awoke ravenously hungry, he was finally ready to tear into that pretty wizard. He would drain him dry of blood. Except he wasn’t in Howl’s moving castle anymore, he was back in his own home.
Was it a crazy dream, no there was a sparkling note on his dresser from wizard Howl.
Dear Gerard,
That was quite a fun night, sorry I had to move you but I quite like being alive. Come visit me again once you’ve eaten your closet door will open to my home as soon as you're safe for me to be around again.
Your’s alluringly,
Howl Pendragon
“Damn him,” Gerard said, “I’ll have to get back at him once I'm well fed"
Fin