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Germany lied in his bed looking at the ceiling because he is a raging homosexual. He turns to his side and sees Italy, really close to him, staring at him smiling like those horror movie jumpscares. The blonde almost shit himself.
"ITALY VHAT ZHE HELL ARE JOU DOING IN MY BED!" shouted the gay blonde.
"....Want to see my butt."
As a gay emo, germany said "Oh Scheiße ja. Lass uns heute Nacht einen Weltkrieg im Bett machen."
Germany got up from his bed and walked over to the random basket of potatoes he had there for no reason. He had a potato when he got back. He deepthroated the potato. His clothes had instantly been deleted.
"Want to get a taste of Deutschland."
Italy smiled. "Capovolgerò la mappa del mondo così sarai sotto di me."
Germany had no fucking idea what that meant. Then the Italian got up and did that sex hand gesture really hard. Germany got turned on so much that he shoved 4 fingers up his ass.
Italy suddenly appeared behind him and groped his ass."Oh ya fuck me Italy."
They got on the bed and started shagging.
"Hey Germany, you l(r)eft your wurst-"
Japan looked up at what the fuck was going on. Italy had invaded Germany. Oh wow. It was so hot. "なんてこった、セクシーなやおい" he said.
Germany and pasta man were turned on by whatever the fuck japan said. "Warum gibst du mir nicht einen Vorgeschmack auf dein dickes Katana."
Japan joined them because this how the story goes. He shoved his fingers in Germany's mouth and started fapping aggressively. Germany made noises like anime girls in hentai. Then Japan shoves his dick in Germany mouth. "Is this how you want it?"
Germany is very pleased because he liked riesige dicke Wurst füllt seine engen nuttigen Löcher.
And then they cum. Germany and Italy go sleep. Meanwhile japan stayed up all night writing gay fanfiction.