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"I swear I'll call when I get there!" Ian choked out, trying to loose his mother's tight grip.
"There is going to be a TON of people there, sweety. Stay safe" Lucy said and rubbed soothing circles into Ian's cheek.
"Mickey still coming over?" she let go of his face and went inside the kitchen.
"Uhh yeah, we'll take a bus back here after the concert"
"Okay, have fun!" she walked back to Ian and kissed his cheek.
"Do not. Forget. To call me." she looked into his eyes.
He smiled at her and nodded.
Then her eyes went wide.
"IS THAT A HICKEY?" She yelled with a huge smirk on her face.
"When did you even mee- IAN!" she cried after him as he ran through the front door.
"Christ"
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"DOUCHEBAAAAAAAAAG" he heard Mandy's cheery voice through the phone as he waited at the bus station.
"Hey skank!"he said with the same tone and laughed.
"You coming too?"
"Nah, Mickey's about to leave though"
"Oh.. Can you tell him to hurry the fuck up?"
"Yeah, gimme a sec" he heard her covering the phone with her hand. "MICKEYYYY IAN SAYS YOU NEED TO HURRY THE FUCK UP"
"Ouch, fuck" Ian muttered to himself, getting some weird looks from the people around him.
"OKAY OKAY I'M LEAVING" he heard his boyfrind yelling and Mandy laughing afterwards.
The line went quiet for a few seconds before Ian heard a door shutting.
"Hey, fuckface" Mickey said softly into the phone.
"Hey.. Missed ya asshole" Ian smiled like a fucking lovesick turtle that he was.
"You say that again, I’ll rip your tongue out of your head” Mickey spat harshly.
"Yeah, okay tough guy. Bus's here, I'll meet you there" Ian said but waited for Mickey's response.
Mickey laughed. "Bye bitch"
"Later, dickhead" he hung up and got on the bus.
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It was an hour and a half later and Ian still sat on the same seat, earphones plugged deep in his ears, and a lollipop an old lady gave him stuck in his mouth, when the bus came to another stop. People got off, people got on, and Ian couldn't care less.
Lloyd was one of the first people to get on, searching for an empty seat when his eyes fell on the redhead at the very end of the bus.
His legs were spread wide and he was leaning back onto his seat, looking out the window and sucking on his lollipop slowly.
Lloyd made his way to him and sat down, looking away when Ian's head shot up to him.
"Excuse me" Ian said, taking the candy out of his mouth and staring at the stranger.
"Excuse me" he repeated, reaching his hand out to tap on the man's shoulder.
Lloyd turned around and smiled at him. "Yeah?"
"Uh, there's a whole empty bench right there...?" he pointed to a bench on the other side of the bus, seconds before two blond girls sat down there.
"Well, not anymore" Lloyd smirked and stared into Ian's eyes.
Ian rolled his eyes and put the lollipop back in his mouth, looking out the window again.
They were quiet for a while until Lloyd spoke up. "Where you headed, little red riding hood?"
Ian glared at him and turned to the window again before answering "Red Hot concert".
"Chilli Peppers? What a coincidence, me too!" Lloyd cheered and Ian was beyond confused.
"Really?" he said suspiciously.
"Yes!" Lloyd smiled widely.
"Awesome" Ian said disinterestedly.
Lloyd tried communicating with Ian for the rest of the ride and Ian was really starting to get sick of it. Everything he said he liked magically became Lloyd's favourite thing on earth.
"Could you please push the 'stop' button?" Ian said, cutting Lloyd in the middle of his speech about liking the same fucking pizza topics as Ian.
"Oh, are we getting off here?" he looked at Ian, not even bothering looking out the window.
"Not us, me" he said and got up, trying to pass Lloyd's knees but failing miserably when Lloyd purposely pushed his knees forward and Ian fell on him, sitting directly on his hard-on.
Ian gasped and stood up quickly, walking out the door as fast as he could.
And Lloyd was walking right behind him.
