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Spider-Man added Tony-Dad, Archer 1, Archer 2, Flash (Hero), Professor Hulk, Ms. Marvel, Captain Marvel, Venom, Lucifer Morningstar, Speedy, Heatwave, and Many More.
Spider-Man: Hey what up guys!!!!
Archer 1: Peter, why are we here?
Flash (Hero): Come-on, Oliver… This might be a good thing.
Tony-Dad: Pete…. I have a child…. I can’t get your calls all the time….
Black Widow: Well, it couldn’t get any worse.
Black Canary: I bet it could.
Black Widow: You’re on, Laurel.
Black Canary: Bring it, Natasha.
VENOM: WE ARE VENOM!!!!!
Black Widow: Eddie, you give Venom a cellphone, didn’t you?...
Eddie Brock: No Comment.
VENOM: YES WE DID!!!!
White Canary: Peter, I have a bad feeling about this.
White Widow: В этом чате будет бардак.
Lady Hawk: What?
Magik: LOL! Это было смешно, сука.
Mirage: What?
Overwatch: I am sorry but some of us don’t speak Russian.
Archer 1: I keep on telling you, I can teach you…
Overwatch: ….
Archer 1: White Widow said, “This chat is going to be a mess” while Magik said, “That was funny, bitch.” Felicity… I can teach you. You know…
Very good Lawyer: Pete… This might be a bad decision….
Very Good Lawyer: …This wasn’t your idea… wasn’t it.
Ryan Reynolds: GUILTY!!!!!!!!!!! I BET PETER TO DO THIS!!!!!
Archer 2: Of Course.
Archer 2: ALSO WHY I AM ARCHER TWO!!!! I AM THE BETTER VERSION OF AN ARCHER ANYWAY!!!!
Archer 1: Who says?
Archer 2: ME! & MY WIFE & MY CHILDREN & BLACK WIDOW!
Archer 1: Sigh… Do you really want to go there…? Because I am a better shot then you… Clint.
Archer 2: YOUR ON… BUTTERCUP.
Archer 1 just left the chat.
Archer 2 just left the chat.
Ryan Reynolds: Well that was fun… But right now I am busy with Spiderman. So talk to you old people later.
Tony-Dad: Hey, most of us aren’t that old. Only Steve and Bucky are old.
!!!!THOR!!!: I am basically 1,500 years old. To me, you’re all are young.
Lucifer Morningstar: Ha…. I can beat that, young one. I am 13.8+ Billion Years Old. To me you are a youngster.
Captain Rogers: Who are you calling old-timer, Tony?
Bucky: I think, he is calling you that, Steve.
Wolfsbane: I am so glad that I am young right now.
Cannonball: I don’t know if we are allowed to say that.
Sunspot: F that.
Archer 2 changed his name to Hawkeye.
Archer 1 changed his name to Green Arrow.
Green Arrow: I still hate this….
Captain Rogers: I have to say we could use this to our advantage.
Tony-Dad: Let me guess, if any of us are in trouble, we can use this chat to contact help… That is what you’re thinking?
Captain Rogers: Yes.
Jessica Jones: Can you all shut up…. IT’S FUCKING FIVE O CLOCK!!! IN THE MORINGING!!!!
Captain Rogers: Language.
Tony-Dad: Thank you, Steve…. There are children on this chat.
Morgan Stark: Hi Daddy!!!! What does fuck mean?
Trixie Espinoza: I think Lucifer has said a few times.
Rory Morningstar: He has…
Lucifer Morningstar: ….
Chloe Decker: We are going to be talking about this.
Lucifer Morningstar: Father-Damn it.
Ryan Reynolds: HAHAAHHHAAAHHH!!! It is funny on two levels….
Very Good Lawyer: You are an idiot. You do know that right WADE!!!!
Lila Barton: Dad, how do I say this… Nate is cursing.
Nate Barton: FUCK…. FUCK…. FUCK….
Hawkeye: ….
Lisa Castle: Dad…. Are you going to be mad, if I start saying fuck?
The Punisher: Goddamn it. THANKS A LOT JESS!!!
Jessica Jones: Your FUCKING welcome…
Jessica Jones: Now, can all of you go to Fucking Sleep…. Why are all of you awake anyway?
Dani Cage-Jones: Mommy, why can’t I say Fuck?
Luke Cage: Sweet Christmas, Jess.
Jessica Jones: I deserve that. SHIT!!!!
Dani Cage-Jones: What does shit mean?
Spider-Man: I have crippling insomnia.
Tony-Dad: I am an inventor. I make stuff at night and a father.
Loki: I have nothing better to do.
Dr. Strange: I can let you fall for thirty minutes again.
Loki: Yea, I will pass that one, thank you.
!!!!THOR!!!: THAT WAS A FUNNY DAY, BEFORE SISTER SHOWED UP AND FATHER DIED!!!
Sylvie: WHAT!!!!
Mobius M. Mobius: That sounds like a shitty day.
Scarlet Witch: It really does sound bad.
VENOM: WHAT IS SO BAD ABOUT THE FUCK WORD?
America Chavez: It’s complicated.
Michael Morbius: It really isn’t.
Speedy: It kind of is.
Professor Hulk: It really is…
Black Bolt: ……
Dr. Strange: Really, you can’t even text… Really.
Medusa: Black Bolt’s phone was just destroyed when he texted something.
Green Arrow: …………….
Green Arrow: I am so done with this.
Green Arrow left the chat.
Overwatch brought Green Arrow back to the text.
Green Arrow: I hate my life…
Supergirl: Well, now it couldn’t get any worse.
Heatwave: It is about to get worse…. Isn’t it?
Vibe: You don’t need to vibe to tell that it is…
Caitlin Snow: I mean there is anyone else in this chat who has another personality.
Frost: I doubt it…
Frost: It is about to get colder in here. : )
Flash (Hero):Really, Frost…. An ice pun really?
Iris West-Snow-Allen: Babe, let her have it.
Frost: Thank you, Plus I know that you both love it when me or Caitlin say it in bed with you both.
Caitlin Snow: Thanks a lot, Frost.
Spartan: Let’s all stay calm ok.
Overwatch: I have just posted three times where you freak out.
- “Y'know, I've never done drugs. It's 'cause I was always afraid I'd see weird stuff.”
- “I swear to God, Barry, my life was somewhat normal before I met you.”
- “I had a cousin who got hit by lightning once. He just developed a stutter.”
Spartan: I wish life was normal again.
Hawkeye: I know what you mean there, friend. : (
Steven Grant (Mr. Night): Oh, well hello everyone.
Marc Spector (Moon Knight): Hi.
Jake Lockley (Moon Knight): Hola.
Scarlet Scarab: Marc, did you give each personality a phone?
Marc Spector: They wanted one each…
Steven Grant: Please, don’t blame Marc. He was only trying to help us.
Jake Lockley: You can blame him.
Spiderman: Wait how does that work?
Punisher: …. I wish life was normal again.
Spartan: That is what I just said.
Hawkeye: ….. This is life now.
Danny Rand: Hello guys. What’s new?
Heatwave: There are too many people in this Chat.
John Constantine: Yea, no shit Sherlock.
Captain Rogers: Language.
The Atom: Thank you!
Ant-Man: Some of us have children.
Cassie: Dad, what does Shit mean?
Captain Cold: You seriously don’t want to know kid. Trust me.
Amaya Jiwe: …. I feel really bad for the future generation.
Steel: I know what you mean.
Zari Tomaz: This is really sad.
Rip Hunter: The future is really horrible.
Firestorm: Well Shit. (Jax, language). Sorry doc.
Punisher: Yet again, I MISS NORMAL!!!!
Supergirl: Normal is subjective… Maybe.
Heatwave: THERE ARE TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS F-ING CHAT!!!!!!!
Tony-Dad: Thank You!
Jack “London” Russell: I mean it isn’t that many… Right?
Elsa Bloodstone: This is many, wolfe.
TED: 😏😃
Black Bolt: What?
Dr. Strange: Seriously.
Black Bolt: 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩😨🤗🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫😜
Elsa Bloodstone: Are all heroes moronic?
Blade, The Vampire Slayer: Nope.
Jack “London” Russell: Seems like it.
Jessica Jones: CAN YOU ALL JUST GO BACK TO SLEEP!!!!!!!!!
I AM THE NIGHT: NO I WON’T DO YOU KNOW WHY….
MAN OF STEEL: Because your Batman?
WW: Was that what you were going to say?
I AM THE NIGHT: No… I was going to ask for some help over here…. With all of the buzzing, Joker and his goons figured out my spot.
Joaquin Phoenix: Thank you all…. Wait why am I in the chat?
Ryan Reynolds: Hey take someone’s else’s stick… You 4th Wall Breaker wannabe.
Tatiana Maslany: Ya… Plus you only break the forth wall in the comics sometimes. You never did that in the movies or television.
Jessica Jones: I am never going back to sleep aren’t I?
Heatwave: WHY ARE THERE TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS CHAT?????????
I AM THE NIGHT: Ya, still going to need a little help over here.
Captain Roger: Avengers Assemble.