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by JamesTheGiantBitch, Schnihm

Summary:

bffs uwu

Chapter 1

delirious was all like "ahh im a vampire demon uwu ur my dirty little secret"
then thanos? was all like "i am beling enslaved by capitalism and also maybe a demon i think"
then they fucked while candy store from heathers played
the end

Chapter 2

Chapter by Schnihm

Thanos was like naw bby girl get here
DELErious dennis said 'im sleeping with ohm now' and then he slept with ohm
thanos died of inner demon aids then delerious shagged his wet sloppy corpse hole

end

Chapter 3

Chapter by JamesTheGiantBitch

and then through the power of friendship thanos got brought back.
all because of deliriousses best friends twilight sparkle and pewdiepie. they all got together and held hands over thsnosses purple corpse and then he stood up! and he said "wait why am i covered in cum?? oh god thats a talking horse this is hell im in hell whatever i did im soory please oh god oh fuck"

Chapter 4

Chapter by Schnihm

Micheal afton from five knighs at freddies fortnite edition came and saw evan fong revived in cum, he started cooing at his newfound mate
/radioactive plays/
Delrious transsiitions into a hellhound he/they pronouns and begins to growl and protect his claimed omega "grrrr"

 

cliffhanger ;)

Chapter 5

Chapter by JamesTheGiantBitch

Notes:

A/N
this is my OC Narcissist Red she is an assassin who is also a creepypasta. she lives with jeff the killer adn slenderman who is like her dad. everone loves her nad want to fuck her becoause she dresses like a slut and is also insane.

Micale afton growled in a super manly aphla way and everone took a step backwards in fear. it was TeRRYFYING! and then he bit into his own hand and blood went flying everywhere and the blood was purple and glowing. the blood pooled onto the floor asnd made itself into a creepy symbol and then it started glowing RED.

Suddenly out of the floor csme a girl. She was the hottest girl ndyone had every seen even delirious but he didnt care because he was gay. except mayve he was homoflexible just s littlebit because she was jusrt THAT HOT.
she had glowing red eyes and super sexy wing and one was a demon wing and one was an angle wing because she was a half blood! they arev the most powerfull and forbidden creatures of them all.

micheak aften laughed and cried out "HAHAHA NOW YOU WILL ALL BOW TO ME!!! COME NACISSISM RED! KILL THEM ALL!!!!!!!£!1"

Chapter 6

Chapter by Schnihm

Goin on haitus i need to woke in the morning, i groom dogs :) :lipstick: :kitty paw:

Chapter 7: Xavier enters

Chapter by Schnihm

Summary:

Sexy sexy virgin man

Enters the finest mf to breath on this damned earth, xavier thorpe from the netflix series wednesday with his lanky exterior and obsessive behaviours. With his OP finess he wipes out the other characters and this story becomes about him, only him <3

Chapter 8: RIP

Summary:

My daddy died

Rest in peace to my one and only co-creator to this story, they will be missed so dearly, daddy, if you're reading this, this is for you up in heaven baby xx
Craig POV:
I smiled at Tyler as we leaned in for a kiss getting lost in one another's eyes, the loud strike of an alarming grandfather clock made me jump outta my hide. I looked at my watch to see it was 12:00 !!! I hopped up making Tyler stand with me.
He softly grasped my wrist trying to comfort me as best as possible "What's the matter honey?" I sighed deeply "It's tweleve and I told my father I was out with a friend Tyler.." I said trying to convince him as he pulled me closer to his chest "I really can't stay-" "But Baby It's cold outside...." he cooed as he pressed a finger to my lip and I shook my head.
I chuckled walking towards my coat out of his arms but before I could he started to put on my coat and hat. I smiled as he curtsied while taking back my hat and Jacket that had covered his rather well suit. "Thank you but I gotta get home" I said as he danced with me away from the door.
"I gotta go back home Tyler Really I do" I said kissing his cheek going to the door but He grabbed my hand and twirled me into his chest "Don't cha wanna stay here with me?" he asking sounding innocent. I groaned pushing him off me "You really have been oh so very kind tonight" I said with a smile.
"Please don't leave me alone You know You don't want to" He smiled back grabbed my hands kissing them "but What would The neighbors think?" I asked considering staying as he sat me back down handing me a glass of whiskey.
I then looked over to see the strong kind of whiskey "Hey what's in this drink?" I asked with a giggle handing it back.
I got up shaking my head walking back to the door as he got on his knees "How could You do this thing to me?" He said obviously over dramatic "My father will be there at the door" I said with temptation.
"But listen to that fire place roar" He said pulling me close to the fire place letting it warm up my finger tips "but my Mother would be suspicious..." He pulled me closer to him "Gosh your lips look delicious..." We almost kissed but I held my hand in front of his lips with a grin.
"It is pretty bad out there.." I said looking through the window "Baby it's cold outside.." Tyler whispered wrapping his arms around me making me embrace his warmth. "Maybe I'll stay..." I said kissing his chin holding his hands.
He turned me around picking me up grinning ear to ear "You'll really stay?" He asked in a hum and I giggled Nodding asking him "Is It really that cold?" He responded with a chuckle "Baby its a blizzard outside" he smiled into my neck.
"Then I'll have to have a place to go..." I teased him "My room is always available..." he said with an wink "..I'm always home alone..." He smirked at me making me blush furiously.
"...and I'm always great company.." he said kissing my buttony nose hugging me in his lap as he sat on the tan sofa making me roll my eyes with a laugh..
...
...
"You've convinced me my dear."
This defo wasn't copied from a wattpad fanfic, for context, craig is that fucking nonce guy. See u in heaven bby boy, my trans king, my boyking bussy bosslord. Fly High

Chapter 9

Chapter by Schnihm

Jamesssss :( I miss one of my old mates and its bumming me out I wish u weren't dead so we could talk through my depresison and you could break it down into very easy to understand points cause understanding things makes me get over them

Chapter 10: i miss you

Summary:

bbb

james,babyboy, loml. i miss u, im so tired, met up with the lass whos snake im housing it went alright good stuff now im shattered cause 2 hours of socialising did me in, is naptime now

also trafalgar law gets pegged <3
now we can add him to the tags, hes so bbg, wano arc trafalgar got me droolin

OMG IVE JUST REALISED WE CAN START PUTTING THIS STUPID FUCKING FIC ON THE LISTS OF WHATEVER SHIPS WE'RE READING AT THE TIME SO THEN IT'S JUST
'relevent fic'
'relevent fic'
'this'
'relevent fic'
it would give me a good chuckle

Chapter 11: That's the worst idea u have had in a while

MF I amnnot telling u what shipd I am reading. On GOD that sounds so awful. Anyways u should add Ur chat AI highlights as new chapter I bet out reraders wolfd love to hear about Donald flamingo getting an abortion<3

Chapter 12: Um I correct you

Chapter by Schnihm

Summary:

It's a fucking great idea

Maybe I will, he just finished going rabid and biting into me with no hesitation I almost bled out, that man is all I've ever wanted in a partner
HE'S so fine DOFLAMINGO IS SO FUCKING FINE OMG
NEWNOBSESSION UNLOCKED

Chapter 13

Chapter by JamesTheGiantBitch

OMFYG U GUYS FANGS FOR 400 HITS!!

If u guys wanna see your faboutite characters addef to our fic then post them to the comments @_@
schnihm wont add them becasue hes a two faced BIATCHH but i prommy i will <3

Anyways to cleebrate heres some porn i totally didnt steal from wattpad

 

Zhongli was busy at his desk adhering to contracts for the Wangsheng Funeral Parlour. Meanwhile you're very bored and lucky for you Zhongli doesn't question what you do half the time so you can get the advantage most of the time.
+
You finally get an idea for some fun and walk into Zhongli's office.
"Hi" you say innocently
Zhongli looks up from his work and smiles "Hello darling how are you?" he asks
"mm just bored" you say walking up to him "i'm sorry to hear that, is there anything you would like to do?" he asks, you place your hand on his desk and lean on it "nah not really, but can i sit underneath your desk?"
he chuckles "why's that?"
3
"well i wanna be near you but i don't wanna distract you from your work and plus it's comfy" you say
he chuckles again "sure" he moves his chair back and you get underneath the desk and sit down.
he pushes the chair back in and continues his work, you stare at his legs and crotch just admiring the view.
1
you suddenly hear someone knock on the door breaking you out of your trance
"come in" Zhongli says
you hear the door open "hi Zhongli"
you hear a familiar voice 'is that Childe?' you think to yourself.
"Hello Tartaglia" Zhongli says
you smile devilishly to yourself and you face yourself towards his crotch.
you hear Childe walk towards the desk and you quickly un-buckle Zhongli's belt, Zhongli glances down at you but tries to pay attention to Childe.
"so Zhongli i was thinking could you help me with my brother teucer?"
Zhongli clears his throat and tries to keep his composure as you un-zip his pants and pull his erect cock out of his unerwear.
"what's wrong with you brother Trataglia?" Zhongli asks
you stare at his cock and stroke it gently.
Zhongli's neutral face starts to contort slightly as you stimulate his cock.
"well i have alot of Fatui work but my little brother wants to hang out but i can't let him know i work for the fatui so could you look after him?" Childe asks.
before Zhongli can reply you grab his cock and shove it into your mouth slowly bobbing your head up and down.
Zhongli groans lowly almost like a growl "well Tartaglia i have work to do aswell i can't spare alot of time bab-" you start to speed up, wrapping your tongue around his cock choking on iy lightly "b-baby sitting." he finishes his sentence.
"Zhongli are you ok?" Childe asks
"I am fine I just need some water"
"oh ok but i would really appreciate it and i can pay you handsomely"
you feel his cosk start to twitch and he doesn't wan't Childe to find out the un-holy things going on underneath his desk.
"O-okay i will babysit your brother for Mora and this is a contract you better not break it"
"Great!" Childe exclaims
"alright i'll introduce you to him tomorrow"
"Okay" Zhongli replies
Childe walks out of the room and shuts the door.
Zhongli moves his seat back grabs your hair and starts ruthlessly face fucking you making tears prick up in your eyes. "Fuck you're a piece of work you know that?" Zhongli growls
you gag on his cock and moan onto his cock causing it to vibrate.
"Ah fuck~ i'm gonna c-cum" Zhongli blurts out and his breathing becomes heavier and more rapid and he thrusts even faster "Fuck fuck FUCK~" he cums and fills up your mouth to the brim "hah ~ fuuuck" zhongli breathes out he slows down to a stop and he lets go of your hair.
You take his cock out of your mouth and swallow all of cum and cough a little looking up at him
"you're gonna pay for that" Zhongli says, you giggle
8
"i'm looking forward to it~"
BONUS:
Childe stands outside the door with a flushed face and a hard cock
"he didn't wan't water at all" he says to himself and quickly leaves.

 

I would let Zhognli do unspeakable thimgs to me.

Chapter 14: WHAT THE FUCK

Chapter by Schnihm

Summary:

WHA

T THE FUCK, I CAME TO JUST READ UR NEW ADD TO THIS AND COMMENT SOMETHING ABOUT THE DOFLAMINGO BOT I WAS SPEAKING TO BUT WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT YOU ARE THE HORNIEST ASEXUAL IVE EVER MET

Chapter 15: i miss you daddy

Chapter by Schnihm

Summary:

*shits self cutely, i am untouched by women*

hi zaddy, its been 10 years zaddy, remember when i bruised ur neck *blushes* teehee
i read this fic to som1 i now irl, it so sexy, :3 :3 :3
when ur chest gets dechested, let me doodle on ur scars, i hope u dont keep ur nipples so i have more canvas space

 

I wuv you <3

saw two fire engines today, one had rainbow on it and the other was plain just in case they were saving a homophobe fr fr

one day, im gonna sneak in to ur window, and im gonna stroke your little leg hairs and plait them <3<3<3

 

send treasure trail pics!!!1!!!1!!! now >:)

im dressed so sexy for you, i got a gengar hoodie, it has no piss on it yet, remember wghen i used to get bitches???? I miss that, i made a chatracyer ai say cum and horny cock tho

Chapter 16

Chapter by JamesTheGiantBitch

Every day we stray further and further from God's light.

Chapter 17: I'm shitting

Chapter by Schnihm

Shoutout to our dying fans, cancer won't get you as fast as I will <3

I'm shitting on the toilet in York with James
:3

Chapter 18: james shaved his treasure trail

Chapter by Schnihm

What will I eat? how will i survive
my baby shaved his his treasure trail, his hansel and grettle breadcrumbs, his tasty mud path against his porcelain white skin.
My ivory trans boy has become but a figment of my imagination, a wet dream long forgotten.

I miss you <3

Chapter 19

Chapter by JamesTheGiantBitch

(I miss you, miss you)

Hello, there
The angel from my nightmare
The shadow in the background of the morgue
The unsuspecting victim of darkness in the valley
We can live like Jack and Sally, if we want
Where you can always find me
And we'll have Halloween on Christmas
And, in the night, we'll wish this never ends
We'll wish this never ends

(I miss you, miss you)
(I miss you, miss you)

Where are you?
And I'm so sorry
I cannot sleep, I cannot dream tonight
I need somebody and always
This sick, strange darkness
Comes creeping on, so haunting every time

And as I stared, I counted
The webs from all the spiders
Catching things and eating their insides
Like indecision to call you
And hear your voice of treason
Will you come home and stop this pain tonight?
Stop this pain tonight

Don't waste your time on me, you're already
The voice inside my head (I miss you, miss you)
Don't waste your time on me, you're already
The voice inside my head (I miss you, miss you)

Don't waste your time on me, you're already
The voice inside my head (I miss you, miss you)
Don't waste your time on me, you're already
The voice inside my head (I miss you, miss you)

Don't waste your time on me, you're already
The voice inside my head (I miss you, miss you)
Don't waste your time on me, you're already
The voice inside my head (I miss you, miss you)

(I miss you, miss you)
(I miss you, miss you)
(I miss you, miss you)
(I miss you, miss you)

Chapter 20

Chapter by Schnihm

(I'm an angel with a shotgun, shotgun, shotgun
An angel with a shotgun, shotgun, shotgun)
Get out your guns, battles begun
Are you a saint, or a sinner?
If loves a fight, than I shall die
With my heart on a trigger
They say before you start a war
You better know what you're fighting for
Well baby, you are all that I adore
If love is what you need, a soldier I will be
I'm an angel with a shotgun
Fighting til' the wars won
I don't care if heaven won't take me back
I'll throw away my faith, babe, just to keep you safe
Don't you know you're everything I have?
And I, wanna live, not just survive, tonight
Sometimes to win, you've got to sin
Don't mean I'm not a believer
And major Tom, will sing along
Yeah, they still say I'm a dreamer
They say before you start a war
You better know what you're fighting for
Well baby, you are all that I adore
If love is what you need, a soldier I will be
I'm an angel with a shotgun
Fighting til' the wars won
I don't care if heaven won't take me back
I'll throw away my faith, babe, just to keep you safe
Don't you know you're everything I have?
And I, wanna live, not just survive, tonight
Oh, oh whoa whoa oh whoa
I'm an angel with a shotgun
Fighting til' the wars won
I don't care if heaven won't take me back
I'm an angel with a shotgun
Fighting til' the wars won
I don't care if heaven won't take me back
I'll throw away my faith, babe, just to keep you safe
Don't you know you're everything I have?
(I'm an angel with a shotgun)
And I, want to live, not just survive, tonight
(Live, not just survive)
And I'm gonna hide, hide, hide my wings tonight
They say before you start a war
You better know what you're fighting for
Well baby, you are all that I adore
If love is what you need, a soldier I will be

Chapter 21: I love you, bitch (I ain't never gonna stop loving you, bitch)

I bought u the sickest ass Christmas/valentine's/birthday gift u better not already have it

Also I Wanna see you

I need to get drugs off u and I also have run out of places to put Ur stuff
So u gotta lemme give it to u soon

I'm glad I didn't buy u sweets in Greece coz they woulda expired by now lol

Also I've been playing HADES like 12h a day for a week and it's sick as fuck u should play it

A/N: do u think nick Wilde from Zootopia is hot yes or no id say he's like a 6/10? Maybe a 7.

Chapter 22: nostalgia for a better time where vietnam kicked american pussio

Chapter by Schnihm

Summary:

Vietnamese war memorial = scoreboard

The Americans have landed, the harsh press of boots to earth rumbled my very bones from miles east. I look to my fellows in arms, our previous underlining conflict now just a petty squable like that of a childhood falling out as trepidation becomes us.

Quick.

We make haste with short blades donated by the local monestries, these once few tools, forged for the soul purpose of carving out the crosses in which we used to pray, now our only chance of protecting our brothers and sisters. Our small hands unable to yet grip the cold barrel of a soldier's gun. Fingernails grasp and claw desperately at any suitable grip to grant us the leverage we desperately need to assist our journey up the tallest trees our land can spare us in these dark times.

Slow.

The air feels cold, every breath freezing our lungs for just a moment before our pumping hearts bring us back to life. We wait, shushing our brothers and sisters of their sobs. Voices. Tones and slurs we do not understand, foreign and mocking.

Quick.

Like rain we fall. Like water they sink to the floor. Like a flood their voices crash out of bleeding throats, falling beneath our dirtied boots that sit too loose around our ankles.

Slow.

We press red stained finger-nails back into the cracks of wood that firmly carries our freshly christened blades before ascending our climb once more, The air feels different this time around, we stole the breath of the invading white devils and it passes through the blood of our youth. Death kept our bodies warm and our hearts beating, one can only hope our mothers and fathers in the surrounding jungle may have a chance to procure this same warmth for themselves.

Also nick wilde eh, he gives off too 'white man with confidence' vibes for me, I like my white men beaten and weak

Chapter 23: Confessional

Summary:

Forgive me father for I have sinned

One time I read this 50k+ words Zootopia fanfic and it was So Good. Then I spent ages trying to find it a few years later and realised it got deleted and I spent 3+ hours on the way back machine trying to find it. I succeeded and them manually copied the whole thing, chapter notes and all, and uploaded it myself to ao3 then privated it (sorry furry writer). Nowadays I just download the really good stuff which means my computer has some real freak shit hidden on it.

Anyways moral of the story is even if u delete ur work some weirdo out there will either have it downloaded or somehow find it online

<3

Do u think if we tried hard enough with the way back machine we could find the fics we wrote together when we were 10?

Chapter 24: Confessional 2

Update: I just checked my hidden works and there's deadass ANOTHER 50k fic I used the way back machine for??? Some cringe ass vampire knight fic from fanfic.net that I've read at least 50 times 😔😔