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somewhere in the deserted city...
it was a quiet day with no people around or motor vehicles disturbing the silence with their engines...it was lonely as well.
there was a man walking in a alleyway with his hands on his pocket and head down as he just strolled forward without a word.
this man was none other than Liekable Urbz.
one of the survivors from a very awful experience that he had to go through along with several other people that also survived and...well technically they died but came back to life somehow which was a miracle.
after that entire incident, Liekable went back to his normal life of traveling the world and trying to find what life has stored for him.
it all seemed like a ordinary day until a blue light struck him down and basically made him disappear from the spot.
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....
now we see a very bright sky along with the sounds of the ocean before the view changes down to Liekable who was now laying on the sand unconscious...
but thankfully he started gaining back his consciousness as his eyelids started twitching...
"ugh...augh....w-....what?" Liekable moaned and opened his eyes which were blurry but he could make out what seemed like the sun shining down his eyes along with a odd...yet familiar figure staring down at him.
"hellllooo~" the figure which had a feminine voice, one which made Liekable's eyes shrink and his entire body was met by chills...because he was looking at someone very; very familiar...and he didn't like it one bit.
"UGH" Liekable yelped and crawled away from the female who simply laughed in amusement.
"wow...are you really that scared?" said the female mockingly while Liekable looked at her in a mixture of confusing and annoyance.
"you...what did you do now!?" Liekable demanded as he got up and looked around before noticing that he was no longer in the middle of a alleyway in the deep city, instead he was near the ocean...actually more like a small shore with the majority of the other side having more vegetation...where was he?
"i didn't do anything...Urbie" she cooed which made Liekable groan angrily
"don't call me that...i know you had something to do with this, quit lying to me already!" Liekable demanded to which the girl rolled her eyes then
"why do you accuse me of wanting to hurt you, why would i hurt my own lover?" she said with a fake hurtful tone.
"YOU TRIED TO KILL ME BEFORE!" Liekable shouted at her, baffled by the way she's acting right now...
she laughed and covered her mouth while Liekable put a hand to his head which was hurting by now.
"yeah...now i remember, still...i didn't do anything this time you can trust me right?" she said innocently
"LEAVE ME ALONE ALREADY!" Liekable screamed before suddenly...
ZAP! ZAP! ZAP!
multiple lights occurred and suddenly more people appeared out of nowhere which shocked Liekable while it made the girl hum indifferently.
"what is going on!?" said Liekable now terrified
"wow, some of them look really ugly don't they?" said the girl
"W-WHAT THE FUCK MAN!?" a man with a southern accent yelled as he looked around in panic.
"woah...where am i dudes?" a fat man wearing a red vest said as he scratched his head in confusion.
"i don't fucking know..." a kid around 12 said angrily as he dusted himself.
"now then dear, let's all calm down" said a purplish Candle...it didn't surprise Liekable that much considering the fact that he met a talking tube and a flower before so...
"CALM DOWN!?" a girl with purple hair and long pigtails exasperated "i'm seeing talking objects and are now suddenly away from my dorm for no reason at all!"
"ayo...this can't be happening" a man with dark skin said as he paced around anxiously.
"Y/N IS THAT YOU!?" a very familiar face shouted to which the person named Y/n groaned at in anger
"oh for fuck sake..." Y/n grunted
"Peter!? Y/n!? what are you guys doing here?" asked Liekable to which both of them looked at them in their own surprise before a Donut spoke up
"what even is this, this doesn't make sense...where am i?" said the Donut angrily
"dude...it's a talking Donut!" the guy with the red vest laughed hysterically pointing at the glazed Donut who looked ticked off by the comment.
"so what? i am who i am you...weird bloated guy!" said the Donut trying hard to get back at the man who just snickered happily
"woah! Jeffy we're no longer in school!" a puppet boy wearing a bib said excitedly to a another puppet who had a pencil up their nose and snacked their diaper which was outside their pants.
"yeah Junior this is so peeepeee~!" they responded dramatically
"guys but school is important, besides we just teleported here for no reason!" another puppet wearing glasses and full of pimples said in frustration
"oh not for no reason!" a voice said cheerfully
"w-who said that!?" a boy with orange hair and bunny ears looked around in anxiety before suddenly...
Zap!
three people then appeared on the beach which confused everyone even further.
one was a literal phone with limbs and a smug smirk while the other one was a floating puppet wearing camouflage clothing, next to them was a grumpy looking Chef.
"holy schnitzels muchachos!" another fat man said in amazement "a phone with legs! WOWOWOWOW!"
"FUCK, WHY IS THIS FATASS HERE!?" the man with the southern accent shouted angrily which made the others jump.
"Ayoooo!" the man with the dark skin said in shock "chill man, why you gotta fat shame him? i mean he built like a whale but DAM!"
"ugh..." a girl with green hair and odd skin groaned before suddenly asking the three newcomers "who even are you guys...is this another nightmare for me to add to my life of pain and endless suffering?"
"whaaaaat~ a whiner!" a man with a bronze masked wearing a heavy jetpack says mockingly to which the girl just rolls her eyes in response.
"glad you asked!" the phone says with a smirk "well first off...CONGRATULATIONS!"
"yayyyy.....wait what did we win again?" a robotic bear in red and white said in confusion
"MONOKUMA!?" Liekable shouted in terror
"mono what now?" a black and white cat raised their brow in confusion as well wondering why the strange human suddenly yelled like that.
"well you guys were randomly selected by us to compete in one of the most thrilling shows yet to air on TV!" said the phone proudly
"yeah, WELCOME TO CAMPS MAGGOTS!" said the army puppet
"why did i even agree to this...?" the Chef with a Italian accent groaned clearly feeling regretful.
"TV show?" the rabbit kid repeated back
"yeah, doesn't that just sound fun?" asked the phone
"and randomly selected can also mean randomly kidnapped away from our homes..." another girl with purple skin spoke as she glared at the phone angrily
"sounds like a great torture idea but because it is being used on me...i'm starting to feel violent right now" said the pink haired girl that Liekable met previously
"send us home asshole!" Peter demanded
"can't do, you guys are here for a game!" argued the phone
"some of us aren't comfortable with such things, why don't you return us all to our humble place and we can sort this out peacefully hm?" the Candle asked calmly
"hmm...nah!" the phone laughed
"well then" a Taco spoke up while adjusting their bowtie "mayhaps we'll have to beat the compromise out of you then?"
"yeah let's jump this fucker!" Y/n then grinned before he and several others started walking towards the three people.
"h-hey...they're actually going to beat us!?" the puppet with the camouflage said cowardly
"i told you that this was a bad idea!" said the Chef
"oh relax...well i guess you guys don't want the prize then?" the phone smirked before pressing something on his body before the ground shook heavily
"what's going on!?" said Liekable as he fell down on the ground
"OH MY GOSH SOMEBODY SAVE ME!" a girl cyan hair screamed
"what the fuck?" Peter then saw a hole appear in the sand and suddenly a big gigantic metal box with the word PRIZE came out of it and stood tall as everyone stared at it in absolute shock
"woah...WHAT IS THAT THING!?" said the boy with the bib in awe
"it looks like a big boobie!" Jeffy said breathlessly which weirded the others.
"what...no, that's a literal big metal box...but what is inside it?" asked the puppet with the glasses
"the prize of course!" said the phone
"prize...?" Liekable said back
"yeah, inside this very big box is a prize, one prize that will CHANGE your whole life to the point of changing so dramatically to the better that every single problem of yours would be gone like there's no tomorrow!" the phone said which gathered the attention of everyone who all looked at each other in uncertainty and interest.
"but...what's inside?" asked the fat guy wearing blue
"can't tell you that unless you guys win...ahem" the camouflage puppet cleaned his throat before pulling a ultra mega microphone and then shouting into it
"TOTAL CROSSOVER BATTLE, THE GREATEST SHOW TO BE RUNNING ON AIR IN THE NEXT FEW MINUTES!"
"Arguh!" the man with the bronze masked howled in pain before sending a green plasma blast towards the puppet and destroying the microphone
"....do i get a raise after that?" asked the puppet to the phone
"ABSOLUTELY!.....not" the phone's response made the puppet groan in return
"this isn't even fair...why do i get to be a cook again!?" the chef asked annoyingly
"CHEF PEE PEE IS THAT YOU!?" the boy with the bib shouted as he now realized that the person standing next to the other two was none than his personal chef...Chef Pee Pee
"and is that the police guy?" the nerdy puppet asked in confusion
"brookie tit guy?" the puppet with the pencil up it's nose mumbled
"IT'S BROOKLYN T GUY, GET IT RIGHT!" the camouflage puppets which now is revealed to be Brooklyn Guy shouted angrily at the special Ed puppet
"and who's that damn Phone?" asked Y/n
"well i'm sure some of you know who I am already?" the phone smirked
the candle sighed and rolled her eyes before speaking in a unimpressed tone "that's MePhone4...he already ran a game show before which he decided to put on hold for no reason, not even my spiritual guidances are able to tell me what's going on his head when he thought of this"
"and we're gonna be your hosts here, Chef PP here is the island's cook...and wow let me just say that i feel sorry for you all" Brooklyn Guy said nearly laughing
"my cooking isn't bad!" Chef Pee Pee groaned...
"you guys better be ready cause we're here to cause mayhem!"
MePhone4 said with a wink
"i still do wonder just what happened with the second season of II...care to explain?" asked the Taco with impatience
"how about you shut up before i decide not to include you in my new show?" MePhone4 threatened to which the Taco groaned back in response
"but...but i don't care about that!" the girl with the purple hair and yellow eyes spoke in frustration "i need to go back to the boiling isles, Luz needs my help!"
"well Amity, would you rather go back to that destroyed place empty handed or come back with the prize that could possibly change your friend's life?" asked MePhone4 to which the girl named Amity then went silent and looked down in thought
"ooh...he got her good" the fat guy with the vest winced
"is this really necessary..." a robotic girl with pink clothing asked
"i mean...do you guys want the prize or not?" asked Chef Pee Pee
"well i do!" the red and white bear asked exclaimed
"same muchachos, i want UNLIMITED KFC BUCKETS WOWOWOWOW!" the other fat guy started cheering loudly
"FUCK, guess I'll join too so i could get Susan's POISONOUS PUSSY off my channel cuz she keeps fucking targeting me all the GODDAMN TIME!" the man with the southern accent said angrily
"ay I'd probably get a thousands of glizzy sauce if i win this thing" said the dark skinned man as he rubbed his hands together with a devious smile
"woooooah!" the nerdy puppet chuckled as he then spoke seductively "you can get my sauce anytime you want~"
"AYOOOOO HOLD ON BRO I AIN'T NO EDP, I'D PROBABLY DO SOMETHING ELSE WITH THE PRIZE!" the dark skinned guy said while backing away from the puppet who then looked disappointed by the response
"damn fruit cup..." Y/n groaned
"what's wrong Y/n, scared that I'd beat your ass in this show?" Peter asked with a smirk which made Y/n frown deeply
"man fuck off, if this is a competition then I'll join just to piss on this guy if i win!" Y/n barked back
"wait, what even is this about?" the girl with the purple pigtails asked
"simple, you guys are gonna compete in a series of games as two teams, if a team loses a challenge then they have to all vote for one of their own members to get booted off the show depending on their performance, when half of you are gone the separation comes which means that it'll be a free for all battle for the prize with no teams allowed, but that time hasn't come yet so in the meantime you guys have to choose a team name, a logo and 12 members or else you'll be disqualified...so get to it!" MePhone4 clapped his hands like he was ordering a pet animal.
"WAIT!" the rabbit boy called out then before all eyes landed on him which made him nervous "i...but what if we don't want to...compete and don't want the prize?"
"thaaaaat's~ a good question!" the man with the bronze mask admitted
"wha-okay you know what i'm not letting any of you go back home unless you either lose and get booted from the show how about that?" MePhone4 said which made the others look at him in disbelief
"that sure shut them up for good huh?" Chef Pee Pee said in amusement
"yeah, so you MAGGOTS BETTER GET TO IT NOW QUICKLY!" Brooklyn Guy shouted
"i guess we're doing this then..." Liekable sighed and was wondering just how this entire situation happened in the span of mere seconds...oh well
"well Urbie which of these worms will you be teams with?" asked the pink haired girl with a smirk
"well i sure as hell ain't teaming up with you so go away now!" Liekable grunted which only made her smirk bigger
"that's amazing!" she said cheerfully "that just means that I'll be able to crush you easily with my own team...how wonderful the thought is...truly it really is, it's just so bad that you'd go down easily...you never been the strong type haven't you?" her words made Liekable angry but she turned her back on him giggling to herself while he only stood there in frustration...before suddenly he felt a tap on his back to which he turned and saw Peter smiling
"dude let's team up!" Peter asked
"but...are you seriously going along with this?" Liekable asked in disbelief
Peter shrugged and smirked "well i think this could be fun, at least it ain't a killing game right?"
"maybe...but that MePhone4 guy...i think Test Tube mentioned him before, i don't think she had nice things to say about him..." Liekable said before eyeing the smug looking Phone who was chatting with his two staff members
"it'll be fine...so who else wants to join our team?" Peter asked loudly
"ME ME ME!" the red and white bear demanded
"okay damn...Monokuma?" Peter raised a brow at the familiar looking bear
"that's my pops, i am Monotaro, the greatest leader ever!" Monotaro said proudly
"uh...Monokuma is your dad?" Liekable said in worry
"huh...how do you know that?" Monotaro said in confusion
"you told us..." Liekable said in confusion too
"i...did?" Monotaro scratched his head then
"wow...dementia" Peter chuckled
"hey you all!" the Donut walked up to them "i suggest that if we're making a team then I'd be the one to come up with a name for it, i disliked that a while ago but i changed my mind!"
"and who are you?" Peter asked
"Donut" Donut said simply
"i...you know i'm used to this already so yeah, hello Donut" Liekable said with a tired voice
"hey...so let me come up with a name already" Donut said before thinking deeply
"who the hell made him in charge here...?" Peter whispered to Liekable who just shrugged in response
"i really wanna a cheeseburger right now..." the man in the red vest said holding his hungry stomach
suddenly a bee flew next to Donut who then was disturbed by it
"ahh stupid bee go away!" Donut swatted it away then
"like i wanna WANNA a big cheeseburger right now" the guy in the red vest said again loudly
"why do you announce that loudly?" asked the Taco with disgust
"why so many bees here?" Donut grunted as he swatted more of them
Monotaro stood there for a moment...
"Wanna....bee?....wanna....bee....Wannabees" Monotaro muttered
"what?" Liekable tilted his head
"Wannabees" Monotaro said
"Wannabees?" Peter repeated
"Wannabees" Monotaro nodded
"Wannabees...that's not a respected name at all, i suggest that you-"
"HEY MISTER PHONE GUY I DECIDED TO NAME OUR TEAM WANNABEES!" Monotaro yelled and interrupted Donut who looked shocked by the sudden decision
"Hah!" the man with the mask scoffed at the stupid name "annnnnybody~ that joins thaaat~ team is definitely a foolish waaanbe!"
"whyyyyyy do you talk that? do you have a stick up your aaaassss?" Y/n asked sarcastically
"GRRR! YOU SHUT UP OR I'LL KILL YOU!" the man shouted losing his speech impediment
"great then, first team is now officially known as the Wannabes!" MePhone4 announced
"no no, it's WannaBEES, like bees ya know?" Monotaro corrected him
"uh...yeah sure whatever then" MePhone4 shrugged
"this is so stupid..." Donut grunted
"i guess it sounds nice?" Liekable said not sure what to think
"we need a logo then if we wanna sting people in the ass with our badassery then!" Peter exclaimed
"well i can make one for-"
"I ALREADY MADE ONE WITH MY CRAYONS!" Monotaro again cut Donut off and showed a picture of their team logo on a piece of paper
"that...that looks AWFUL!" Donut said in disbelief but Monotaro already ran towards MePhone4 and the others.
"HERE HERE I MADE A LOGO!" Monotaro shoved the paper in MePhone4's face to which he groaned before snatching the paper and looking at it...and then snickering.
Chef Pee Pee and Brooklyn Guy saw the logo before they started gigging as well
"what's the so funny...wait what's that paper in your hand?" asked a confused Monotaro
"heh...this is really stupid but...the Wannabees team is officially made with this logo!" MePhone4 chuckled before scanning the paper and then showing a better picture of it on his screen
"the other team better watch out...cause... heh... here comes... team WANNABEES HAHAHAHA!" MePhone4 then started laughing along with his other staff members
"oooooh no! Wannabees is so badass and scary momma help me!" Brooklyn Guy said crying out of laughter
"oh man the other team can't compare to this amazing name i'm sure!" Chef Pee Pee said giggling
"wow you guys really think so? thanks!" Monotaro not aware of the fact that he was being mocked then ran back to his team while MePhone4 shook his head with a eye roll as his friends continued laughing.
Donut looked just about done with everything as he didn't even get to say anything in the matter at all and Monotaro then comes humming happily
"guys i think they liked the design!" Monotaro exclaimed
"why were they laughing?" Liekable asked
"don't know but it seems like they liked it still!" Monotaro shrugged
"liked it...? THEY WERE LAUGHING AT HOW OUR TEAM AS A WHOLE IS NOTHING BUT A PATHETIC JOKE!" Donut shouted in anger
"honestly don't care about the name as long as i get to beat Y/n in whatever this show is supposed to be!" Peter said hitting his palm
"but...ugh!" Donut then just pouted and looked away while Liekable frowned feeling empathetic for the little guy
"hey...how about we introduce ourselves? i already know Peter so...my names Liekable Urbz and it seems like we're stuck in a reality show game huh?" said Liekable with a small smile
"i'm Monotaro, the favorite child of my DAD!" Monotaro said loudly
"well...you already know me so whatever" Donut sighed
"so...we haven't really decided if you wanted to join our team?" Peter asked
"you mean my team?" Monotaro corrected him
"but i led a team once!" Donut argued "i should be the leader of this one cause I'd totally lead everyone to victory!"
"team...what team?" Monotaro said as he was confused again
"WHY DO YOU KEEP FORGETTING THINGS!?" Donut growled loudly
"uh...maybe we should focus on finding team members first before we can all decide on who gets to be leader?" Liekable suggested as a way to calm them down "besides...the show or whatever this is hasn't started yet, we're just meant to get members now"
"ugh...okay whatever then" Donut said feeling a little grumpy
"well who wants to join my team!?" Monotaro asked
"I'll join as long as Cherzi doesn't..." Liekable said with a bitter tone
"who?" Donut said
"the girl with the pink hair..." Liekable sighed "she a total psycho so...stay away from her okay?"
"well she seems like a nice lady!" Monotaro said to which Liekable quickly shook his head and mouthed HELL NO
"okay then...I'll join the Wannabees!" Peter announced
"YAY!" Monotaro cheered
"guess I'll join too" Liekable said
"sweet!...wait what are you joining again?" Monotaro asked
"are you messing with us or something...?" Donut asked wondering just why he keeps acting like he forgot the simplest thing in under 5 seconds
"what about you Liekable?" asked Monotaro turning to Donut
"what...I'M DONUT THOUGH!" Donut said in utter disbelief
"dude...he really has dementia?" Peter said amused by the fact.
"it's up to you really if you wanna join or not" Liekable said shrugging
"well, i can see that Monotaro isn't fit for the leadership role considering his condition so i guess i can join with you guys if he ever put the team in a unclimbable pit" said Donut a little smugly
"thanks Donut, i'm sure you'll make a good team's locker cleaner!" Monotaro said emotionally and moved by Donut's trust
Donut just gave him a blank stare in return
"i think i'm regretting my choice now..." Donut sighed
Peter chuckled before waving at them "let's go recruit more dudes...and girls i guess"
then they went towards the guy in the red vest who was seen holding his stomach
"hello there my large friend!" Monotaro said dramatically
"huh, oh sup dudes?" the man flashed them a cool smile
"we were wondering if you wanted to join my...i mean our team" Donut rolled his eyes
the larger man then looked at the Donut in hunger and stuck his tongue out
"hmmm...man...think i could take a little bite from you?" the large man asked with saliva dripping down from his mouth which scared Donut
"NO, I'M NOT MEANT TO BE EATEN!" Donut shouted at him
"awww man...this sucks ya know, one second ago i was in jersey enjoying a nice cheeseburger in my Megas until suddenly...BOOM, i got magically teleported here instead of a monster truck rally" the large man sighed depressingly
"well...just don't touch me" Donut grunted
"man that sucks ass...anyway join our team?" Peter says dismissing his sad story
"sure thing!" the large man said now cheerful again.
"seriously? cool!" Liekable smiled
"you can call me Coop by the way, may have heard of me or somethin' ain't no big deal" Coop said a little smugly
"uh...no we really don't" Donut said rolling his eyes
"well you look like a strong guy so you can join us then!" said Monotaro
"sweet man, we're totally gonna win this entire show!" Coop said flexing his fat arm
"hell yeah!" Peter cheered as the two then hi-fived
"we're going to be the new and improved Monokubs!" said Monotaro in excitement
"don't know what's that but yeah!" Coop cheered
Donut huffed before spotting that Taco standing nearby studying everyone for some reason
"hey let's ask that one, they look the most normal in here anyways" said Donut
"what does that mean?" Peter said raising his brow at the glazed Donut who quickly walked towards the Taco then.
the Taco studied the other people closely until Donut stepped in front of her to which blocked her view and she only saw through his hole like mouth before frowning in annoyance
"can i help you?" she asked in irritation
"yeah, well you see i think you seem fit for our team the Wannabees" Donut began to which made the bow raise her eyebrow in return
"Donut!" Monotaro came to him in worry "do not run away from your teammates and leader like that again!"
"hey look, it's a Taco...man this entire place is making me hungry right now" Coop said with another sigh
"hey...who are you?" Liekable asked
"it's a fucking Taco what do you expect?" Peter said to which Liekable gave him a surprised look
Taco rolled her eyes before responding "well if you must know then you can call me Taco"
"what a shock..." Peter said sarcastically
"do you mind if i took a bite?" Coop asked with a hopeful smile
"...what?" Taco gave him a questioning look
"enough!" Donut snapped "can you join our team, I could use another person that at least looks like me...we're both food so"
"we could be a amazing team!" Monotaro said in excitement
but all Taco did was give a small laugh which confused them all
"oh please...do you honestly expect me to join a bunch of nincompoops like you?" she said with genuine surprise
"poop? hey i'm a bear!" Monotaro groaned
"you proved my point" Taco rolled her eyes with a smug smirk
"but...you can't just judge us by the way we look" said Liekable with a frown
"oh trust me, i all know what kind of people you are by now...unfortunately for you, you don't seem to live up to my expectations at all...too bad, too sad, i don't really care so...absolutely not, go ask another person" Taco then motioned for them to scram
Donut looked at her in annoyance before he and the others walked away from her
"sheesh..talk about attitude right?" Coop said with a annoyed face
"right?" Peter nodded
"why did we talk to her again?" Monotaro asked
"you know...not even i know why" Donut sighed sadly
"excuse me" a said from behind them to which they turned around to see that Candle standing with a smile
"oh...hey?" Donut said a little surprised
"i see you all are already recruiting people?" said the Candle gently
"yeah, too bad fish ass Taco told us to fuck off in a British way or something" Peter grunted
"well...i can already sense that one has a lot of evil energy in her, I'd suggest not to bother yourselves with her at all" said the Candle with a sigh
"let me guess...your name is Wax Candle?" said Liekable to which the Candle giggled in return
"well...close but...it's Candle actually dear" she said with a peace sign
"i like candy too!" said Monotaro
"same..." Coop drooled
"Candle...not candy...so what do you want from us?" Donut said crossing his arms trying to look cool
"my guidances tell me that this group is perfect for me and my energy...so i was wondering if I could possibly join this whole Wannabees team?" Candle calmly asked
"oh yeah that'd be awesome!" Monotaro said and for once Donut didn't feel annoyed by it thanks to the fact that Candle actually seemed nicer than Taco...
"you know what...sure thing" Donut shrugged
"how very nice...i hope we can get to know each other and share together as....one mind" she then started humming which made the others look at each other in confusion
"man...as long as you're not an astrology girl or whatever then it's okay with me" Peter huffed to which Candle just nodded
"it's alright, we all have our likings and disliking...now then that makes six of us in a team, we still need more people though" she said humming
"OH I WANNA JOIN THE WANNABEES TOO!" Monotaro suddenly shouted
"i...i can't even begin to process how i am feeling about your intelligence right now..." Donut said in a broken voice
"but...Monotaro you're already....you know nevermind, let's ask some more people" Liekable sighed and shook his head as he helped the broken Donut walk along with them to whoever they find next.
then they found that man with the southern accent just standing near a tree
"YOOOO Billy what's up!?" Peter asked which made the man flinch
"Peter let's use our inside voice" Candle suggested
"but we're outside?" Coop said a little confused by the remark
"what do you all want?" the man asked
"join our team?" Donut asked him to which he looked at the talking food for a while
"...i drank too much beer haven't i....fuck" he groaned
"hey i like alcohol too, it makes me want to beat my wife!" Monotaro chirped
"what...?" Liekable said a little weirded out
"well...shit i dunno, as long as you guys don't invite that fat piece of shit enabler joeysworldtour or whatever the hell his name is" said the man in annoyance
"man being fat ain't wrong" Coop said defensively
"i don't hate fat people but if you saw just what kind of shit that guy makes on YouTube then you'd understand me...but anyways I guess i better introduce myself or shit, the name's Billy Bob Tanley people and I've been abducted by the alien gays ten years ago and then again in 2018 before i finally killed them off easily, and i like Budweiser so...yeeerrr!"
Billy then gives a thumbs up to them
"cool...then you wanna join us or not?" Donut said a little impatiently
"sure whatever...i need a beer" Billy muttered
"i suggest green tea instead of beer, as it helps relax the mind" Candle said to which Billy looked at her like she was insane
"are you joking? Budweiser is the shit, I'd need at least 5 bottles if i wanted to like be productive or whatever" Billy said before burping
"niceeee! check this out!" Coop then burped even louder
"my goodness you guys...this isn't proper team behavior at all..." Donut face-palmed
"hey man relax, we just like having fun" Coop said while tapping his stomach.
"fuck yeah, let's go find more people to recruit before Donut decides to quit on us" Peter joked to which Donut frowned angrily
"let's charge!" Monotaro then ran forward to a random direction with Peter and Coop
"....i don't quit on my teammates" Donut said in a low voice
"hey...don't worry i'm sure you'd make a good team leader" Liekable said in reassurance
"certainly, take a deep breath and think of the positive side" Candle advised
"if the positive side is being on a team called the Wannabees with a stupid logo then...no thanks" Donut deadpanned before walking ahead to which Liekable and Candle looked at each other in frowns
"our team is called fucking what?" Billy said in disbelief
eventually they found Peter, Coop and Monotaro bothering the girl with the long pigtails while Donut stood behind with a annoyed face
"JOIN OUR TEAM JOIN OUR TEAM!" the three shouted while the girl stood in silence with a grumpy face
"what's going on?" Liekable asked staring at them
"they're harassing some random person until she joins our team..." Donut sighed
"oh dear..." Candle said with a worried tone
"man that's fucked up..." Billy says in a low tone
"JOIN OUR AMAZING TEAM LADY!" Monotaro demanded
"IT IS THE GREATEST TEAM IN THE WORLD" Coop added
"IF YOU DON'T JOIN US THEN YOU CAN SUCK THIS-"
"ENOUGH!" the girl finally snapped and the three quickly shut up
"....can you join then?" Peter asked
"ugh...fine, just...no more chanting okay?" the girl begged as she was irritated by them
"sweet!" Coop smiled widely
"hey...uh sorry about them" Liekable came in with a apologetic tone
"get used to them..." Donut said with a annoyed face
"wait...who is this girl?" Monotaro asked
"okay seriously what's wrong with you?" Donut asked suddenly
"huh...i...i don't know?" Monotaro said honestly
"...i'm kinda worried about him" Donut whispered to Candle who just hummed in thought
"so who are you?" Billy said
"i feel like they're going to drive me insane again if I don't introduce myself so...my name is Lilith Henderson but you can just Lilith...or Lil, whatever you guys want" Lilith said in a bored voice
"nice to meet you Luther!" Monotaro said cheerfully to which Lilith just gave him a odd look
"yeah Monobro is kinda retarded so just go easy on him eh?" Peter said patting the bear on the head
"what...did you just call him?" Lilith asked in shock
"eh...anyways I guess you're on our team now?" Liekable asked
"i guess...i was basically forced to anyway" Lilith said with a scowl
"that's just called being persuasive" Coop said as matter-of-factly
"right..." Lilith rolled her eyes
"you know i could've convinced her myself..." Donut muttered
"oh hey Donut when did you come here?" Monotaro asked in genuine surprise
"....can we continue?" Donut grunted
"fuck...alright whatever" Billy huffed
then they all walked towards the three other puppets
"who should we join up with anyways?" the puppet with the glasses asked
"well they have to be a badass group of bikers like people and...a badass name too that'd make the chicks here dig me ya know" said the puppet with the bib
"we'll get a lot of muff junior!" said the one with the diaper
"or dudes..." the puppet with the glasses then started muttering weirdly
"ugh Cody stop being so gay!" the bib wearing puppet snapped "and you can't join any badass group anyways, no dorks are allowed"
"yeah, we only allow big booty latinas who don't wipe!" diaper puppet added in
"but guys I thought we were all going to be a trio team" the puppet named Cody said sadly
"as if, you're so dorky that not even Einstein would want to be your friend" said the bib wearing puppet with a laugh
"straight facts Junior" the other one agreed nodding
"but-"
"Cody you're so dorky that Harry Potter would even bully you!" apparently the one wearing the bib named Junior says again insulting Cody who looked extremely angry now
"YOU KNOW WHAT!? FINE I DON'T NEED YOU GUYS ANYMORE, YOU GUYS ARE DICKS, AND NOT THE GOOD LONG THROBBING ONES!" Cody snapped before walking away
"oh yeah!? well good luck finding a better team than us you stupid nerd!" Junior mocked "isn't that right Jeffy?"
"UH-HUUUUH!" Jeffy aggressively nodded
Cody grumbles before nearly bumping into Coop
"ah...oh hey" Cody sighed
"man...they sure acted like jerks huh?" Coop said a little empathetic
"such negativity...it's overwhelming" Candle sighed
"yeah well...my friends are like that" Cody grumbled
"FRIENDS!?" Peter laughed in disbelief "Logan needs to quit making those shitty torture videos of you and realize that nobody likes those anyways! fuck Junior and Joseph and FUCK JEFFY TOO BITCH!"
"well i already told them off that I'd be joining a different team so..." Cody then looked down in anger
"i can't believe you're actually real..i must be really drunk right or something" Billy said as he took off his sunglasses before rubbing his eyes to make sure he isn't seeing illusions
"hey we're looking for more members, join our glorious team!" Monotaro said to which Cody's face lit up in hope
"seriously!?" Cody gasped
"yeah i wouldn't mind, as long as you don't get fruity dude" Peter warned
"don't worry, i'm gentle" Cody winked
"oh my fucking God..." Billy said with a grunt
"okay...we have 8 members now, just 4 left to recruit" said Donut feeling tired with this already.
"may faith be on our side" Candle said sweetly
"yeah...i have fate in finding a sandwich here soon" Coop groaned in hunger
eventually they all reached another person which turned out to be that rabbit person
"HEY!" Peter shouted which made the rabbit yelp in surprise
"y-yeah?" said the rabbit which looked like a young boy in a nervous voice
"JOIN OUR ARMY!" Monotaro yelled
"army...!?" the boy sweated like crazy then
"not army...he means team" Lilith said in irritation
"army sounds better though" Coop admitted
"oh...well i'm still not sure about this entire thing" the boy said timidly as he rubbed his arm looking away from them
"well we can't leave, MePhone4 is too stubborn to let us do that" Candle said with a little angry frown
"we can if we either lose or get booted out, surely it's not that bad?" Liekable said trying to lighten up the mood
"depending on what it means to be booted out, wouldn't want it to be a execution eh?" Peter winking at Liekable who just sighed at the reminder of the awful executions he witnessed during his time being trapped in a killing game.
"execution?...Peter just stop scaring the kid, listen up either join us or be the only one here without a team" Donut said a little rudely than his usual self
"well i don't want that..." the boy said with a little annoyed face
"then join us or something shit" said Billy impatiently
the boy with the bunny ears sighed before nodding
"i guess...fine, my name is Cucumber...my sister usually calls me Cuco but...well nevermind, I'll join your team if i have to" Cucumber said a little nervously
"Cucumber...man what's with all the food people in here?" said Coop feeling weirded out by the fact.
"i like fruits so i like that name!" Monotaro said happily
"it's a vegetable dumbass..." Billy says
"okay...just a few more people until our team is completed" Liekable announces
"well good cause i'm seriously tired of this now" Donut grunted before they all walked towards the next person which was that girl with the green hair
"i stood here wondering to myself why my life hates me so much...from nearly losing my home in Elmore, losing my friends and teachers...now i'm here in a weird place surrounded by strangers that don't understand how i feel...like a rat in a cage, i consume and repeat everything they test on me...broken but not shattered...i will keep fighting the pain no matter what...."
....
....
"why the fuck are you talking to yourself?" Peter suddenly said causing the girl to look up from the ground and into the large group of people
"like a rat in a newly cage..." Lilith gave the girl a look to which the girl simply frowned
"can't i have some privacy here?" the girl said with a annoyed sigh
"JOIN MY TEAM PLEASE!" Monotaro begged
"surprised that you even thought of me...I thought I'd be forgotten about, like back in school...like a leaf falling from dead tree-"
"honey are you going to join or not?" Candle cut her off out of all the people surprisingly
"um...okay fine whatever then" she just sighed and was frustrated with the way she was getting cut off constantly
"so what's your name alien girl?" Coop asked
"alien...well i guess I do feel like one when people ignore me most of the time and-"
"JUST FUCKING TELL US YOUR NAME ALREADY!" Billy shouted angrily
"UGH! IT'S CLARE COOPER!" Clare groaned loudly at him
"Cooper...i have bad memories with that last name but whatever" Lilith shivered and quickly shook her head
"n-no need to be so angry..." Cucumber said gently
"yeah but nobody wants to hear her edgy life story either" Donut said flatly
"it's not a edgy story!" Clare snapped "it's the constant reality I have to live with everyday...you'd never understand anyways"
"life isn't so bad dear, just mediate your worries away and you'll see that everything is truly okay" Candle smiled while Clare rolled her eyes
"i don't think I'd want to mediate while knowing that I've been kidnapped by a stupid phone..." Clare sighed
"does she wanna join or?" Cody muttered
"I already said yeah...but of course my words are like cold winds in the air, always invisible and never loud enough to-"
"OKAY SHE JOINED HURRAY OR WHATEVER FUCK!" Peter cut her off and Clare just growled angrily before sighing in defeat.
finally it was time for the last person to join the Wannabees group...and it was that robotic girl checking her nails...despite wearing gloves.
"HEY!" Monotaro yelled which made the girl jump and then look at him and the others in boredom
"yes, what it is?" asked the mouthless robotic girl
"wait...how can you talk without a mouth?" Liekable asked heavily confused
"i have a speaker, can't you see?" she points at the heart on her forehead
"that's actually interesting" Lilith admitted and she meant it, as seeing robots always fascinated her
"not really...i know a guy in school with the same-" Clare was quickly jabbed by Candle to hush up.
"thanks, so what is half of you surrounding me for? i may be beautiful but i can hardly handle the attention of so many" she sighed like it was the hardest thing to deal with in life
"oh great..." Donut rolled his eyes at her attitude
"well our team is nearly complete, we just wanted to know if you wanted to join?" Cody asked before she hummed and looked at each member of the team before eventually shrugging
"meh, i guess i can handle being in the same team as you guys, though I'd suggest that you some of you need a new look...those outfits are sooo dated now" said the robot which made several of them roll their eyes
"can we know your name?" asked Cucumber before nearly screaming as Coop's rumbled again
"my fault man...haven't ate anything in a while" Coop whimpered
"ew....anyways i'm M.I.A...or just call me Mia, don't really care" Mia said with a yawn
"bruv...now i can understand why Cid wanted to leave you to die" Peter rolled his eyes
"you know that idiot?" said Mia in surprise
"me and Peter actually had to go through some horrible experience with Cid...thankfully he's still alive right?" Liekable asks while smiling as he remembers the times he spent with Cid inside that school
"if he could stop trying to gloat about doing flips or whatever, then maybe he won't be alive for too long" Mia sighed and shook her head
"as much as i don't want to interrupt this lovely interaction between two souls...we might need to tell MePhone4 that we're ready now" Candle suggested
"sure, this actually interests me more than my stupid boring life back at the factory...let us go then" Mia said before she and the others decided to walk towards MePhone4 who was still chatting with Brooklyn Guy and PP
-
during that entire experience, Cherzi was already planning on making her own team
Cherzi hummed as she watched Liekable go around recruiting people along with the others here...
persuading people here shouldn't be easy...
Cherzi thought that maybe starting with some stupid looking person would be a good start...so she started walking towards Taco
Taco continued watching the people in here before she met eye to eye with Cherzi who was walking towards the Taco with her eyes dead set on her...Taco stood her ground and continued to stare back at the odd creature's eyes until she finally was next to her
"yes...may i help you?" asked Taco professionally
"oh dear...it has a accent" Cherzi scoffed which put a bad taste in Taco's mouth due to the remark
"it? well excuse me you hideous creature...this thing could do something bad to you if you don't show me some respect right now" Taco threatened to which Cherzi only responded with a smile
"oh...a bad attitude too, something tells me that you feel like you might win this...competition with those traits aren't you?" Cherzi asked innocently
"yes...i believe so I'd do, what? did you think by being nice and caring you'd survive in shows like this, don't be ridiculous now..." Taco rolled her eyes in disgust
"not at all...how about you join me in recruiting the losers in here, my dear has already started and i'm afraid that he may take all the useful ones in here...you wouldn't want to end up with a bunch of worms will you?" Cherzi asked sweetly
"quit it with the fake tone...I've been studying all the other people in here and I've already decided on who to pick....luckily for you my dear tall friend, you're one of the chosen ones" Taco smirked before speaking again "I'd warn you though...i don't plan on making friends here so...interpret that however you want"
"either do i...then shall we go and see whoever it is that you carefully picked, my little Taco shell?" Cherzi said with a mocking tone
"as long as you keep your tone in check...then yes let's go" Taco said with a eye roll before she and Cherzi started to recruit all the people Taco has already chosen.
they first approach a green robot who was seen sweeping in the sand...how lovely
Taco cleaned her throat which got the robot's attention
"why hello there, how about you join our team?" Taco asked nicely but her mind was saying something else.
"negative, place is dirty, must keep cleaned until humans return to earth" said the robot before continuing to clean the sand
"well you do realize that this is a ground full of sand don't you?" Taco told him in a unimpressed tone
"still dirty though, am i right?" the robot tapped his head cheerfully while Taco looked at him with a blank face
"hmm...well you heard about that the prize would change your life possibly, if you care so much about cleaning then perhaps joining our team would help your chances at winning the prize more likely" Cherzi suggested to which the robot then looked thoughtful before answering
"affirmation, doesn't seem like a bad idea...but i guess i should identify myself first-"
"actually just go and wait near the phone guy" Cherzi cut him off suddenly
"but if we're going to be a team then shouldn't we at least name our-"
"negative, we'll ask later so just go already or be left out of a team, you wouldn't want that would you?" asked Cherzi
"i guess...i should head over to my assigned position then" said the robot before running towards MePhone4 while Taco looked at Cherzi with a pleasant smile
"very pleasant, simple and less annoying for us both..." Taco said to which Cherzi just frowned
"people annoy me...to think that i even care about them...ridiculous" Cherzi scoffed to which made Taco nod
"i can understand the feeling, however shall we continue" Taco asked before Cherzi and they both then walked towards another person
it was that cat in black and white
"hello there, if you want to win this competition then I'd suggest joining our team" Taco suggested to the cat
"well i say!" they spoke with a similar accent much to Taco "i have heard of human competition before but this is just completely different, perhaps competing with food and objects is another human tradition i'm not aware of....OH what am I saying? of course I'd know, i have a lot of knowledge after all!" said the cat bragging much to the annoyance of Taco and Cherzi
"yeah...great whatever, look you're in so just go next to the phone" Cherzi said sternly
"why certainly!" the cat said in excitement before doing as told as Taco sighed
"that was longer than necessary...let's continue please" Taco said before she walked to the other person here...well actually she was heading towards two people which were those puppet boys
"hey...you....what are you?" Taco asked them with a uncertain voice
"woooah Jeffy look it's a hot chick!" the kid with the bib which we know as Junior said to his friend Jeffy in a excited voice looking at Cherzi
"hey you have boobies!" Jeffy stupidly announced to Cherzi who merely hummed in response
"ahem..." Taco cleaned her throat "that's really something you shouldn't point out to someone but...do any of you want to join our team?"
"PFFTT!" Junior snorted loudly "why would we want to join a girl's team?"
"yeah girls don't have hairy hogs like us!" Jeffy said smacking his diaper
"i guess you little kids may not be able to win the prize then" Cherzi shrugged
"OF COURSE WE WOULD!" Junior argued "we're like the most badass people here and we can totally win at stuff right Jeffy?"
"we're just built different Junior" said Jeffy to which Junior nodded in agreement
"yeah we're just built different ladies" said Junior flexing his muscles...which were nonexistent
"well too bad that half of the people here are already in the other team, since you don't wanna join a team of GIRLS, then i guess we'll have to pick the other remaining people here and leave you both without a team meaning that you'd be disqualified...how sad" Cherzi said sighing
"but we wanna join the competition!" Jeffy said with a whimper
"yeah like...Cody is going to laugh at us if we get disqualified already!" Junior said with a little bit of anger
"then make up your minds and join us already" Taco growled
"ugh...FINE....i guess we the men could join your stupid girly team, BUT WE'LL CHOOSE THE NAME!" said Junior
"yeah, the dirty diapers is a good name!" Jeffy exclaimed
"YEAH DIRTY DIAPERS!" Junior cheered
"whatever, go to the phone idiot already..." Taco said sternly before Junior and Jeffy did so while saying other random things that Taco couldn't care about
"hmm...sure pre-picked the best ones here huh?" Cherzi mocked to which Taco groaned at.
"oh just shut up and follow me..." Taco and Cherzi then headed to the next person to recruit
it was that kid from who was arguing with Peter
"you, let me make it simple, half of the people here already joined in a team so unless you want to get kicked out of here i suggest that you just join my team already" said Taco with a very irritated voice
"is Peter in it?" asked the kid
"we don't even know who that is but...no, we already recruited a robot and two other idiotic kids" Taco sighed
"well shit, okay then i guess I'll join or whatever..." the kid shrugged
"good, i love it when people just comply knowing their place" Cherzi smirked to which Y/the kid rolled his eyes at
"how about you suck my balls you pale bitch?" he growled at her
"how very feisty...go stand near the phone now lost child" said Cherzi sweetly
"fuck off..." he gave her the bird before leaving so
"what a incredibly annoying little kid..." said Taco in anger
"words are meaningless to me...let's just go" Cherzi said and led the way this time before she approached that girl with the purple hair and pointy ears
"hey you" Cherzi began which made the girl look at her with slight nervousness
"um...hey?" the girl gave her a slow wave
"hmm...pointy ears, unique dress...are you even human?" asked Cherzi which made the purplish hair girl a little uncomfortable
"you're making her uncomfortable...how sad to see" Taco said with a eye roll
"uh...it's fine, i uh...i'm actually a witch" said the girl
"a witch...i see, then you should join us" said Cherzi
"join what...?" asked the witch
"our team of course" Taco reminded
"but...i still don't like this idea" the witch said with frustration
"well you heard what the phone said, the prize must be worth the effort?" Cherzi said to which made the witch frown deeper
"i guess...but i'm just worried about my girlfriend" the witch sighed sadly
"i'm sure she's fine, she must be a strong person isn't she?" said Cherzi to which made the witch smile a little
"yeah...a little dorky and reckless too but...i just really hope everybody will be okay" the witch sighed and then looked down sadly
(also for the sake of not making things confusing, let's just say that this Amity is from the time where Luz and Eda got captured and put into prison)
"surely they'll be okay, besides let's say that hypothetically, you win this competition and then win the prize...that'd greatly useful for you and your problems right?" Taco said smirking a little as she knew that this girl was close to be persuaded into joining
"i...guess, maybe i can use whatever this thing is on Belos....yeah, yeah okay maybe I'll join then!" said the witch with a smile
"good, go join the other people we recruited next to that phone thingy" Cherzi ordered
"aren't we introducing ourselves first?" said the witch
"in a moment dear, we'll get to that later okay?" Taco said to which the witch then shrugged in confusion before going over to MePhone4
"so she wants to win the prize to save her friends...how touching" Cherzi said emotionlessly
"ugh, it's stupid and a waste...let's continue" Taco rolled her eyes as she didn't understood just why you'd share a prize on someone else...whatever she thought and then met the next person in line to recruit
it was that man with the dark skin just pacing around
"ahem excuse me" Taco began to which the man stopped and looked at the two in panic
"man what even is this?" he said in a slightly high pitched voice pointing at the Taco
"a talking Taco, haven't you been outside enough?" Cherzi said mockingly
"this is crazy, like seriously crazy man...i even saw junior a-and Cody's fruity behind in here too!?" said the man who was slowly questioning his life
"listen here, you've been brought for a competition, if you want to win the prize then I'd suggest joining us instead of anyone else if you want to guarantee your own victory" Taco said to which the man then took a deep breath before eventually nodding
"damn i guess...though this is still crazy not gonna lie" he muttered
"i suppose you joined us then, now go stand next to that annoying phone" Taco instructed to which the man nodded before walking away in a hurry
"let's go ask that little girl next" Cherzi suggested to which Taco looked at where she was pointing before nodding.
the blue haired girl was checking her phone and taking selfies until she saw Taco and Cherzi walking towards her
"heyyy~ this place is actually like kinda cool for my social media account" said the girl in a typical teenager way
"ugh...yeah listen, we already recruited half of the people here so you should join us as well" Taco suggested
"I'll join only if i could be leader" the girl demanded
"what...no you can't, you sound like a total idio-"
"sure you can sweetie" Cherzi cut Taco off who looked at her in disbelief
"sweet, I'll totally be the most fabulous team leader in here!" the girl bragged to herself
"that's nice, now why don't you head over to there with our other members?" Cherzi said before the girl nodded and skipped away gracefully
"...WHAT WAS THAT!?" Taco shouted
"what was what?" Cherzi asked
"you made that stupid teenager our leader!?" Taco said with a frustrated growl
"no, that was just called a lie...surely you didn't think I'd let a moron like that kid run our team, did you now?" asked Cherzi with a questioning tone which made Taco a little embarrassed
"y-yes well...irrelevant topic, we're close to finishing our team anyway..." Taco said before shaking her head and seeing that other fat guy in the distance and sighing "just...come along"
the both then walked to the large man who was seen shaking his hips and dancing
"HELLO THERE MUCHACHOS!" he yelled at them
"....join our team" Taco put it bluntly
"sure thing, WOOWOOWOOWOOO!" the man started dancing wildly then
"JUST GO STAND NEXT TO THE OTHER TEAM MEMBERS FOR SOUR CREAM SAKE!" Taco screamed to which the man laughed happily
"okay senorita!" he then started dancing and walking to the others while Taco growled
"that was hilarious" Cherzi giggled to which Taco gave her a glare before she walked away to ask the final person in here which was that masked man who shot the microphone from Brooklyn Guy's hand earlier ago
"sheesh...God didn't go easy on you did he?" Cherzi said with a smirk which made the masked man growl
"and just whaaaaat~ business do yoooou~have with me?" he asked impatiently
"listen here my masked friend, all the teams are complete here, except for us to which we just need one more member...unfortunately if you were planning on making your own team then don't bother as all of the people here already chosen a side" Taco explained calmly to which the man groaned in frustration
"sooooo~ then i guess i'm stuck with fooools~ like you...how great" he said with anger
"how sad for you...now come with us or just get disqualified, I don't care your face is too hideous to look at" Cherzi said which made the man growl more before she and Taco already turned their backs on him and started walking towards the others before he begrudgingly followed next
-
Cherzi and Taco stood in a circle with all their members then
"what should we name our team?" asked the witch
"the royal family!" the cat suggested
"nah that's stupid" the dark skinned man shook his head at the suggestion "we should name ourselves the glizzy gladiators instead!"
"NO WAY HOW ABOUT THE DIRTY DIAPERS!?" Junior suddenly yelled
"or mouse fuck!" Jeffy thrown in another suggestion
"riiiiiidiculous~!" the masked said shaking his head
"what about the spicy meatballs?" the fat man asked laughing
"fuck that we should be called the sexy bastards" Y/n suggested while flexing
"denied, how about a cool and clean name instead?" the robot advised
"oh my gosh let's just be the Fandreas!" the girl with the blue hair suggested gleefully
"that's stupid damn!" the dark skinned man said in refusal
"you idiots...stop being so chaotic and let me choose instead" Taco growled
"i agree with the idiots part, but I love chaos...so how about we all be called the Chaotic Idiots?" Cherzi suggested
"why would i be a idiot, Jeffy is not an idiot!" Jeffy said before doing his little UH thing
"with all due respect Jeffy but your IQ is below sea level so the name this respectable woman came up with is perfect" said the dark skinned man as matter of fact
"but it makes us look bad...idiots? really!?" the witch said sighing in frustration
"no it doesn't...it gives us a sign of strength and shows just how powerful we'd be compared to the other team, just go along with it" Cherzi grunted
"well at least it has the word chaotic on it like the thing from sanic!" Junior said cheerfully
"SONIC THE RESTAURANT YOU MEAN WOWOWOWO!" the large man yelled before dancing again
"thiiiiiis~ was a mistake..." the masked man put a hand on his forehead as he shook his head in disappointment
"okay whatever, now about that logo-"
"OH ME AND JEFFY MADE ONE ALREADY!" Junior cut Taco off who growled in response before she was handed a paper with their team logo on
Taco hummed in response before shrugging "suppose it's not the worst...here"
she then showed it to the others
"that's actually dope" the dark skinned man admirred
"thank you chocolate man!" Jeffy said cheerfully
"HUH!?" the man responded in shock
"should've added a dick in the middle or something..." Y/n sighed in disappointment
"now can we introduce ourselves or something?" the witch asked
"sure I'll go first...name's Cherzi, if you anger me then you have your own stupidity to blame after i'm done with you" Cherzi said casually as everyone gave her a odd look
"edgy bro..." Y/n whispered to the robot
(i can't draw for crap so Cherzi's design was made with a preset software, lazy i know but what can you expect from me lol?)
"I'll go next!" the blue haired girl exclaimed
"okay?" Taco rolled her eyes
"ahem, i'm Andrea Davenport, yes THE Andrea Davenport herself!" Andrea then posed gracefully
"oh goodness..." the masked man groaned
"a pleasure to meet you Ann-Drea, i hope we can-"
"IT'S AHN-DREA, GET IT RIGHT YOU FAT CAT!" Andrea shouted at the cat who then looked absolutely terrified by her sudden outburst
"well fuck" Y/n chuckled
"and who are you?" asked Cherzi
"Y/n L/n, but you can call me daddy instead?" Y/n winked with a smirk
"yeah...no" Taco rolled her eyes in disgust
"a-ahem... and i'm the royal and humble King Tubby, no need to bow please!" Tubby said humbly
"we weren't going to..." Andrea said with annoyance
"oh Jeffy wants to go next, pick Jeffy to go next!" Jeffy said while smacking his diaper
"you already told us your name just now, but go ahead then" Cherzi said in amusement
"well HEY guys, my name is Jeffy, see it says on my shirt, JE-FFY!" Jeffy pointed his shirt then which had the word Jeffy written on it
"what a shocker..." Taco muttered sarcastically
"me next!" Junior shouted before flexing his nonexistent muscles "so basically i'm coolest and hottest guy in my school, the name's Junior and if you ladies want a piece of this then come get it while it's still hot" Junior then winked at Andrea who recoiled in disgust
"simp!" the dark skinned guy remarked
"I'M NOT A SIMP, who even are you anyways?"
"Quamax aka the greatest youtuber here baby, so I guess I'll be competing in this thing with y'all huh?" said Quamax who was still a little uncertain about the entire situation
"AND I'M JOEYSWORLDTOUR BACK AGAIN WITH ANOTHER VIDEO BUT YOU MUCHACHOS CAN CALL ME JOEY FOR SHORT, WOWOWOWOWOWOW!" Joey yelled to the point of making the others cringe in pain
"FUCK JUST SHUT THE HELL UP!" Y/n yelled as Joey laughed happily
"hmph, it looks like I'm stuuuck~ with a bunch of losers" the masked man says casually to their face
"and who might you be, weird masked fellow?" asked King Tubby
"the naaaaame's~ Mr.Madness, the riiiiight~ hand man to D-Troit one of the greaaaatest~ scientists alive!" Mr.Madness bragged
"dick rider" Y/n coughed
"SHUT UP!" Mr.Madness yelled angrily
"um...well my name is Amity Blight, and if you're wondering why my ears are pointy then...i'm a witch, probably shouldn't have told you that but...i guess it's fine considering all the other unique people around here" Amity laughed softly to herself
"i thought you just looked deformed" Junior said flatly to which Amity responded with a unimpressed blank face
"greetings fellow friends, i am Vectorman...i clean and serve for the planet Earth" Vectorman then gave a thumbs up with his floaty fingers
Taco then smiled smugly and held her bow tie "suppose it's my turn? well then, you can tell me Taco"
....
Taco looked at how silent everybody was then
"what, nothing interesting to say about me?" she asked in anger to which most of them shrugged in response to which she just groaned at
"can we fuckin start this or what?" Y/n asked impatiently
"then let's tell that thing that we're done making our own team" Cherzi suggested before she and the Chaotic Idiots started walking towards MePhone4 and his other friends
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"so the kid refused to give me back my Cheetos bag and then i tased him 20 times before eventually getting it back, long story short don't use a broken vending machine ever again" Brooklyn Guy said finishing his story that left Chef Pee Pee with a disturbed look
"that's kinda messed up..." said the Chef
"HEY WE'RE READY!" Junior shoved the paper in MePhone4's face to which he looked at it and smiled
"now THAT, is a actual good name for a team...TAKE NOTES WANNABEES!" he then threw shade at the other team
"who cares..." Donut grunted
"so now then, Team Chaotic Idiots would be competing against Team Wannabees for the grand prize of the mystery box, who will win? we'll see in this thrilling game show soon!" MePhone4 announced proudly
"who are you talking to?" Lilith asked with a confused face
"the viewers of course!" MePhone4 pointed at YOU.
"we're being watched again!?" Liekable gasped
"nevermind that, here's a map of Total Crossover Battle island!" MePhone4 then threw a map which everyone looked at
"did a kid draw that or something?" Mia asked
"HEY HEY, I PUT IN A LOT OF EFFORT INTO THAT AND I HAVE YOU KNOW THAT MANY COLORING PENCILS WERE BROKEN THAT DAY SO SHOW SOME RESPECT!" Brooklyn Guy yelled angrily
"well i think it looks fantastic!" Monotaro admired
"thank you, now wasn't that easy everyone?" Brooklyn Guy asked
"we don't care, now what are we supposed to do?" Cherzi asked in boredom
"WAIT IS NOBODY GOING TO TALK ABOUT THE SHARKS IN THE MAP!?" Cucumber asked loudly in concern
"is this going to be dangerous?" asked Andrea with a little bit of anxiety
"of coooourse not!" MePhone4 said biting his lip
"so we won't get hurt?" Liekable asked
MePhone4 and Brooklyn Guy looked at each other before they burst out laughing while everyone stared in total disbelief.
"yeah...I'll be honest with you guys and say that you're in a bumpy ride for sure" Chef Pee Pee said giggling
MePhone4 wiped a tear from his eye then and sighed "anyway, the first challenge is to get to the cabins where it'll be the place you'll be staying in for the rest of the game until the finale, first team with all members who gets there wins, now...BEGIN!"
MePhone4 expected them to start running but they just stood still with angry looks
"yeah, i'm not risking my life for this" Clare said in refusal to play
"um..." MePhone4 scratched his head in awkwardness
"let me handle this...IF YOU DON'T GET TO THE CABINS IN ONE HOUR FROM NOW ON THEN ONE OF YOU WILL AUTOMATICALLY BE DISQUALIFIED!" Brooklyn Guy shouted which made them panic now
"WHAT THE HELL MAN!? Billy shouted in anger
"this isn't welcoming energy at all" Candle gave them a disappointed glare
"don't care, and also there's only map available soooo....unless you wanna get lost in the woods then I'd suggest taking it" MePhone4 said before everyone looked at each other....and quickly chaos erupted
they all jumped towards the map and started fighting in a pile
"I NEED THAT MAP ASSHOLE!" Y/n shouted
"FUCK OFF MAN!" Peter yelled back
"OW MY FOOT!" Donut yelped in pain as he was getting crushed by the rest
Liekable eventually crawled out of the pile with the map and smiled
"GUYS I HAVE THE MAP LET'S GO!" Liekable turned to run into the woods but stopped when he saw Cherzi in front of him before she used her two fingers to poke Liekable in the eyes HARD which caused Liekable to scream in pain and drop the map to which Cherzi quickly grabbed and smirked
"come on you worms, I've got the map!" she said loudly
"SPLENDID, EVERYBODY FOLLOW CHERZI!" Taco said before she and the others quickly ran towards the forest
Y/n stopped and turned to give the double finger to Peter and laughed loudly "FUCK YOU PETER AHAHAHA!"
"SUCK ON THIS CODY YOU STUPID NERD!" Junior also gave the finger specifically to Cody who looked extremely angry before Junior and Y/n ran away laughing.
"FUCK!" Billy punched the ground in anger then "now we lost the fucking map...GREAT!"
Liekable stood up and rubbed his aching and watery eyes "damn that girl...sorry you all"
"it's fine, perhaps we can find our way naturally" Candle said gently
"yeah, how hard can it be anyway?" Coop said
"well i hope it won't be dangerous..." Cucumber sighed anxiously
"come on you guys let's just hurry up" Lilith said in a angry tone
"great...now my feet will hurt from the amount of walking" Mia whined before she and the Wannabees quickly hurried into the forest with Liekable frowning and then begrudgingly following too
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{Play Play} ~ Slingshot
we then see a montage of the Wannabees walking in the forest together in a line with Monotaro on the front leading them confidently while Donut lagged behind in jealous as nobody seemed to listen to his directions,
then a swarm of bees came and started chasing the others with Donut getting stung the most for some reason.
Donut then freaked out after Monotaro accidentally led them to a bear cave before he decided to take charge and lead the Wannabees to the right path.
they crossed a wobbly bridge which nearly broke down thanks to Coop and his weight.
Mia kept complaining to the point where Billy snapped at her.
after that and a series of wild animal attacks they finally arrive at the shark infested water...there was no bridge and there was a line like gap making it impossible to cross to the other side.
Cucumber looked down and saw the river down before suddenly a shark jumped and showed it's sharp teeth to which Cucumber shrieked before backing away despite the fact that the shark wasn't even going to reach him at all unless he fell down there
"now what?" Cody asked
"can't we go around it?" Lilith suggested
"the gap seems way too long...we might even get lost again in the forest" Liekable sighed in frustration
"what the fuck...the map is fucking inaccurate!" Peter grunted "this part looked way smaller in that stupid map...MAN FUCK Y/N FOR TAKING IT TOO!"
"dude let's chill out and figure out how to...get some food cause i'm seriously hungry right now" Coop groaned as he held his stomach which couldn't stop rumbling
"OH! let's cut down a tree and use it as a bridge!" Monotaro excitedly suggested
"with what tools..." Clare said with a eye roll
"guys let's not give up, maybe we can think of another way..." Donut then started thinking deeply
"man fuck it...we already lost or some shit" Billy sighed and threw his hands in defeat
"great...just great" Mia huffed in frustration before sitting on a log and rubbing her aching feet.
"man..." Liekable paced around trying to think of something then
Candle smiled before sitting on the ground and getting into a medicating pose before she begun humming as the others then looked at her in confusion
"what is she doing...?" Cucumber whispered to which Peter merely shrugged
they all stood there for a while trying to think of something...
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meanwhile with team Chaotic Idiots...
they were seen walking in a pathway with Taco on lead reading the map
"great idea using your abomination to help us cross that bridge Amity!" Quamax praised to which Amity smiled
"it wasn't a big deal" Amity smirked
"did you see me flip off Cody, i was such a badass!" Junior laughed
"well hopefully Peter can keep his ass shut now" Y/n grinned in victory
"i pooped my pants" Jeffy announced to which Andrea groaned in disgust
Taco rolled her eyes at them before looking at the map again as Cherzi walked behind her silently.
"impressive work back there by the way" Taco said while reading the map still
"hm, flattery means nothing to me" Cherzi scoffed
"you still did a great job, dirty play is always a good way to pave your way to victory correct?" Taco smirke
"maybe, but that Liekable is just so slow and easy to get the drop on...i just couldn't resist at all" Cherzi said with a small smile to which Taco hummed at
"not sure if you two know each other but it is none of my business, anyways we should be close to the finish by now..." Taco said and unfolded the map with a relaxed smile
"good, my feet are killing me!" Andrea whined
"quit your whiiiiining~" Mr.Madness said with a grunt
"easy for you to say, you're fucking flying!" Y/n pointed out
"so messy...i have to clean" Vectorman said looking at the filth around him.
"man i could go for a little subway sandwich right now you muchachos!" Joey giggled
"small? nah bro you eating the entire food industry" Quamax said with a snort
"well I say that this is quite nice despite the fact that a bear is following us" King Tubby casually pointed out
"a what?" Amity stopped and turned around to see a large bear standing in front of her before it blew it's hot breath on her
"AHHHHHHHHHH!" Andrea screamed with several others before they started running away as the bears roared and started chasing them
"ohohohoho, this is sort of fun?" Cherzi laughed as she was running with the others
"BAD TEDDY BEAR LEAVE US ALONE!" Jeffy scolded the bear who nearly took a bite of his arm then.
"Hah! i guess i'll seeee~ you losers at the finish then!" Mr.Madness laughed as he was safe from the bear attack thanks to his jetpack before he then flew away to get to the cabins while the others continued to get chased down by the bear
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back with the Wannabees
the gang was in dry situation...they didn't have any idea on how to cross the bridge at all
"ugh...this sucks ass" Peter groaned in boredom
"i think we already lost by now or something" Lilith huffed
"don't say that!" Donut turned to her with a angry look "we haven't lost yet, the other team must've like get lost in the woods too, we can still do this as long as we figure out a plan!"
"yeah guys listen to Daniel!" Monotaro said with agreement
"it's Donut...but yeah listen to me!" Donut said with a smile
"okay then big shot" Mia rolled her eyes at him "how do we cross the gap then?"
"uh well...maybe we can make a body bridge?" he suggested
"OH HELL NO!" Billy flat out refused quickly
"what are we going to do then!? we can't cross this gap at all" Cucumber said in frustration
"i can help with that..." suddenly a voice spoke in their minds
"WOAH! what was that!?" Coop said in surprise
"it's me...Candle" then they all turned to look at Candle who was glowing and had a purplish flame now along with three glowing eyes
"what happened to you!?" Liekable said in shock
"I've simply tapped into my inner flame...this will allow me to help you all cross the deep gap" Candle said inside their minds
"how...?" asked Donut before suddenly everybody gained a purple outline glow in their bodies before levitating in the air
"WHATS GOING ON!?" Cody yelled in terror
"i'm flying...too bad my dreams can't do the same" Clare sighed depressingly as she float around
"this is so cool!" Coop said joyfully like a kid
"what are you doing?" Billy asked as he tried to get down
"relax, i'm simply using my mind to help us carry each other across the gap...it'll all alright" Candle said to them with a gentle voice
"forget the gap, TAKE US TO THE CABINS INSTEAD!" Peter suggested
"a better idea then" Candle said telepathically again before she floated across the gap with the others levitating behind her.
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"AHHHHHH GET AWAY FROM ME!" Andrea screamed as the bear continued chasing them
"SOMEBODY GET THIS FEROCIOUS ANIMAL FROM ME!" King Tubby demanded as he screamed in a high pitched voice
"use your abomination Amity!" Taco suggested with a scared expression
"oka-AHH" Amity tripped on a rock then which the others then looked back in shock
"THE BEAR IS GONNA KILL HER SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING!" Quamax yelled in desperation
"this is interesting..." Cherzi hummed as she watched the bear come closer to Amity who crawled back in fear
"L-Luz s-save me!" Amity shrieked as the bear then roared before raising a sharp claw
"DON'T WORRY I'LL SAVE YOU!" Joey quickly ran to Amity before he jumped on the bear which his buttom landed on the bear's nose before Joey suddenly unleashed a godly fart
the bear roared before rolling away from Joey and then making coughing sounds and then looking at Joey in fear while the fat man growled to which scared the bear into running away
"did he just defeat a bear with his fart!?" Junior asked in shock
"YAY FARTMAN SAVED AMITY!" Jeffy cheered
"oh my...thank you Joey" Amity said with genuine appreciation
"no problem, WOWOWOWOWWOWO!" Joey yelled again to which Amity winced at
"you're very filthy Joey, please let me choose my vacuum to clean the dust off your clothes" Vectorman offered as his hand turned to a vacuum
"how about we find another bear?" Cherzi suggested
"ABSOLUTELY NOT!" King Tubby refused immediately
"enough foolishness we must go quickly!" Taco said before running forward with the others.
they ran for a good distance before spotting the finish with MePhone4 and Brooklyn Guy standing there
"WE'RE NEARLY THERE!" Y/n yelled happily
"WE'LL TOTALLY WIN THIS!" Andrea bragged loudly
Mr.Madness landed next to the hosts and motioned for his team then
"QUICKLY!" he screamed
"well obviously we won, thanks to my leadership and-WHAT THE!?" Taco gasped in shock as suddenly she saw Candle land next to the finish with all members of the Wannabees
"NOOOO!" Junior yelled in defeat
the Chaotic Idiots finally reach the finish and drop down exhausted while Taco looked absolutely infuriated
"HOW DID YOU WIN!?" she asked madly
"that would be because of me" Candle said as she returned back to her normal form
"YOU WERE SO AWESOME!" Coop said as he fangirled around Candle who smiled peacefully at Taco who couldn't stop shaking in anger
"this isn't faaaair~!" Mr.Madness grunted "I've fiiiinished~ first!"
"i said all members must finish together haven't i?" MePhone4 smirked to which Mr.Madness shook angrily
"TAKE THAT Y/N!" Peter laughed at Y/n who kicked the ground in anger then
"heh, you lost Junior!" Cody sneered
"WHATEVER YOU GUYS CHEATED ANYWAYS!" Junior pouted angrily
"well Cherzi, looks like your efforts were pointless" Liekable said with a smirk to which Cherzi rolled her eyes at.
"oh whatever, i still managed to hurt you anyways, and trust me...more is coming soon" she grinned to which Liekable frowned at.
"luckily for you all...this actually wasn't a challenge!" Brooklyn Guy announces which makes the others gasp
"WHAT!?" Lilith yelled in disbelief
"yeah i actually just wanted to see you guys hurry up to your cabins for fun" MePhone4 said chuckling
"and just as i thought I actually won something in my life..." Clare said in depression
"fuck you man..." Billy grunted as he panted heavily
"I NEARLY DIED THERE, WHAT THE HECK!?" Amity shouted as her face got red
"damn, that's crazy!" Brooklyn Guy said in a uncaring voice
"so what now...?" asked Mia
"well you guys are going to sleep in for the night all in separated cabins, two for the boys and two for the girls for each team!" MePhone4 said as he pointed at the cabins proudly
"too bad the guy writing this didn't make a custom image showcasing the cabins layout" Brooklyn Guy said casually
"what?" Donut gave him a suspicious look
suddenly Chef Pee Pee came out of the bush all injured and bruised
"woah what is happened to you?" MePhone4 asked
"YOU LEFT ME BEHIND AND THEN I GOT ATTACKED BY A RABID MOUNTAIN LION!" Chef Pee Pee yelled angrily
"that's crazy...anyways dear viewers unfortunately this is the end for today's pilot episode, and because i feel extremely generous today I'll be leaving a link for you all to ask questions to our contestants and maybe even send them gifts if you wish to, also because I like drama I'd be asking you all which Team had the better logo and who do you believe would be kicked out of the show in the next episode where we'll be doing our first challenge, this is MePhone4 talking and I'll be signing off...now!"
"WHO ARE YOU EVEN TALKING TO!?" Chef Pee Pee yelled before suddenly the bear came again with two other ones causing everyone to scream in terror and then run away as the screen pans up showing the moon before the episode fades to black
Ask A Contestant Something And Send A Gift! (my first time doing a Google form so forgive me if i mess up lol)
Message Submits Have Been Closed, thanks to those who have left a message and gift!
Chapter 2: Episode 1: Endure And J'adore
Summary:
the campers get to live in their cabins and finally do their first challenge...it's a total nightmare!
Notes:
the chapters will take a while to get uploaded because i want people to have the chance to leave their messages to the contestants, if always nice having the viewers be a part of fanfics like this :)
the next chapter will be uploaded in two days or so depending on how many answers we get on the form so yah
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
EPISODE 1: ENDURE AND J'ADORE!
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it starts off with a view of the cabins then as the sun slowly rises and chirps could be heard birding....wait what?
then it zooms inside the boys cabin belonging to the Wannabees who were seen sleeping peacefully...there were multiple beds next to each other for each member, they were old and not really comfortable but what else could they expect from MePhone4 and Brooklyn Guy?
it was all so nice and peaceful...until.
BAM!
Cucumber screams and falls from his bed then waking up others such as Liekable and Cody before they saw Brooklyn Guy standing near the doorway
"WAKE UP PRETTY LADIES, IT'S MORNING TIME, WHICH MEANS IT'S TIME FOR BREAKFAST AND THEN YOUR FIRST CHALLENGE, GEY YOUR ASSES UP RIGHT NOW!" yelled the puppet loudly
"ugh...just a few more minutes mom..." Coop groaned and tossed around his small bed
"DO I LOOK LIKE THE KIND OF PERSON THAT WOULD'VE BREASTFED YOU!?" said Brooklyn Guy in anger
"what...?" Liekable gave him a confused before covering his ears after Brooklyn Guy blew a loud whistle which made everyone groan
"fuck...okay i'm getting up damn it!" Billy said with a annoyed tone
"GOOOOOOOD MORNING GUYS!" Monotaro yelled
Donut winced and then gave him a annoyed face "did you really need to do that?"
"I'M WAKING UP THE OTHERS, YOU BUMS BETTER BE OUTSIDE IN THE NEXT 5 SECONDS OR ELSE!" Brooklyn Guy then walked away leaving everyone in a bitter mood
...
and then Peter farted loudly which caused them to groan at him next
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inside the girls cabin for the Wannabees team...
Candle was seen floating in a mediating pose with a calm face while the others slept peacefully...that is until Brooklyn Guy came kicking the door of course.
"ALRIGHT MEN WAKE YOUR ASSES UP, IT'S TIME FOR BREAKFAST!" yelled the camouflage wearing puppet while the girls slowly woke up with irritated expressions
Candle descended down thanks to the fact that her concentration was broken due to Brooklyn Guy's reckless behavior
she sighed a little and asked calmly "was that necessary now?"
"were you awake this entire time...?" Lilith asked as she struggled to find her glasses before finding them and putting them on
"i always wake up early dear" Candle smiled while Mia groaned
"goodness...can't we get another hour of sleep?" asked Mia to which Brooklyn Guy snorted
"yeah right, what are you snow white? get your asses to the dining hall or you're disqualified!" the puppet then left leaving Mia to grunt and drop them on her pillow again
"even in a crazy situation like this...real life always bites back harder" Clare said lowly
"i really don't like this..." Lilith said with a yawn and a annoyed face
"let's just all be calm and attend the dining hall" Candle suggested to which nobody really complained then before they begrudgingly walked out of their cabin
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Brooklyn Guy already woke up the boys from the Chaotic Idiots before going to the girls and then waking them up as well...which resulted in Cherzi giving him a black eye.
then...everybody was at the dining hall
"WE WANT FOOD WE WANT FOOD WE WANT FOOD!" Peter, Coop, Y/n, Joey, Junior and Jeffy all chanted while smacking down on their tables
"oooooh~ would you alllll~ shut up?" Mr.Madness asked with a angry tone
"we're hungry, we all want some alimento, which is food in Spanish!" Joey said before laughing cheerfully
"my god just shut the hell up..." Billy said holding his aching head
"this place is absolutely filthy..." Taco said in disgust as she looked at the rundown dining hall...there were too many cockroaches running around for her own taste to be quite frank.
"it...looks like a prison?" Amity said in uncertainty
"does it really matter that much..." said Cherzi with a bored face
"AYO WE HUNGRY HERE, WHERE THE FOOD AT!?" Quamax shouted before Chef Pee Pee came out with a tray that a large pot in it
"okay okay it's ready god!" Chef Pee Pee said in frustration
"hurry up and give me my food Chef Pee Pee!" Junior demanded which earned him a glare from the Chef
"shut the hell up you brat...here!" Chef Pee Pee dumped a green smudge in Junior's plate
"EWWW WHAT IS THAT!?" Andrea said in disgust and horror
"my world famous broccoli and guacamole casserole!" said PP happily before dumping another chunk of the disgusting looking smudge in Liekable's plate who nearly threw up from it's smell
"BRO WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL IS THIS!?" Peter shouted in frustration as he looked at his plate in disgust
"is this fucking thing moving!?" Y/n said backing away from the smudge which seemed to wobbling a little.
"did you even try at all!?" asked Donut in disbelief
"of course i did, be grateful!" Chef Pee Pee responded in irritation not understanding what's wrong with his food
"it looks delicious!" Monotaro commented cheerfully
"the hell it's not, if i had to choose between doodoo or THIS, then i'm better off eating the dookie..." Quamax said as he pushed his plate away
"yeah we're not eating this..." Cody pushed his plate too and sighed
"now hold on guys, maybe it actually tastes good?" Coop said before scooping some of it in his finger and tasting it...
...
before he threw up all over the floor next to Cucumber
"HEY!" Cucumber yelped and fell from his seat next to the fatter man
"IT'S NOT THAT BAD COME ON!" Chef Pee Pee said whining a little
"have you even tasted it...?" asked King Tubby while looking at his plate with a suspicious look
"well no, why would i taste food that i already know is gonna be a masterpiece?" Chef Pee Pee's comment left everyone staring at him in blank expressions which made him frown angrily "what are you looking like that for?"
"dirty...must clean" Vectorman went up to the spot Coop threw up before changing his arm to a mop and began mopping the floor then.
"this is all out of control...perhaps a little mediation would help?" Candle suggested
"BUT I WANNA EAT, I HAVEN'T ATE FUCK IN A WHILE NOW!" Jeffy yelled angrily before throwing his plate on the ground breaking it.
"WHAT THE HELL JEFFY!?" Chef Pee Pee screamed at him in shock and anger
"no...he has the right idea!" Peter then broke his plate next before Junior did the same along with Y/n.
"what the fuck man, now that makes me pissed off!" Billy scolded at them out of all the people surprisingly
"it's his fault for trying to feed us poison" Taco said and calmly dropped her plate off the table instead of acting like a brute like the others
"YOU GUYS KNOW THAT THIS IS ALL EXPENSIVE STUFF RIGHT!?" Chef Pee Pee said angrily
"oh my gosh who cares?" Andrea rolled her eyes at the puppet
"well it's a good thing i don't have to eat like you all" said Mia with a smug tone
"how the fuck do you blow people then?" Y/n asked
"what?" Mia said back
"yeah, like how do you-" Y/n then made loud slurping and sucking sounds while doing some very suggestive motions with both of his hands which made Mia fume in anger
"AYOOOO!" Quamax laughed as Y/n quickly making slurping sounds
"YOU LITTLE BRAT JUST SHUT UP!" Mia yelled at Y/n in anger
"how about you do that to me Y/n?" Peter asked with a wink
"HELL NAH!" Y/n quickly refused in disgust
"this is so fucking gay..." Billy sighed
"well...guess this is what we have to endure for the next...i don't actually know when we'll leave?" Liekable said scratching his head
"why would you want to leave...don't you like seeing me again?" Cherzi said to him which made Liekable freeze and then exhale slowly as he just ignored her which still made the pink haired girl smile in victory
"well i say...isn't breakfast the most important meal of the day as humans would call it...if we can't eat this then what pray shall we eat...may i suggest some very delicious tuna instead?" said King Tubby all humbly and professionally
"well i'm not making anything for you ungrateful assholes!" Chef Pee Pee pouted
"wow Chef Pee Pee you're just gonna let us starve?" Junior exaggerated the disbelief in his voice
"screw you Junior, how about you all leave outside now!?" Chef Pee Pee ordered angrily
"but we're hungry!" Coop complained
"i need me some chickie nugs...woowoooo" Joey said with a weak little woo as he rubbed his belly in sadness
"ugh...pain and hunger, it's all I know..." Clare sighed deeply
"what kind of place is this...this is worse than all the times I've been in BFB!" Donut grunted before suddenly the doors opened which came MePhone4 and Brooklyn Guy
"hello campers, everybody's tummies full?" asked the phone smugly
"why are you saying it like that...just...don't" Lilith said cringing a little
"we haven't ate annnnything~ thanks to that awful Chef!" Mr.Madness said shaking his fist
"that's good then!" MePhone4 said happily
"how's that good...?" Cucumber asked
"don't ask questions kid, everyone come to the circle of talk immediately!" Brooklyn Guy commanded before he and MePhone4 left then leaving the others to groan and then follow them.
"i should've just begged to go back home instead..." Amity sighed
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while Liekable was walking towards the campfire surrounded by a circle of wooden logs...he saw a board which contained the maps for the island
"huh...what's this?" asked Monotaro while scratching his head
"it's a map...can't you tell?" Taco asked in slight irritation
"wait where are we again?" Monotaro asked which made the Taco groan
"just back off...now let's see...." Taco hummed as she looked at the maps
there was a note stuck to the board that read drawn by Brooklyn T Guy. please don't say bad things about these.
Taco scoffed "that thing needs some art lessons"
"i think it looks decent" Liekable said not seeing anything wrong with the drawn maps aside from a few errors...
"decent is failure, no matter how much you look at it, perfection is what you should strive for...can you even do that?" Taco rolled her eyes before walking away then leaving Liekable to shrug
"let's go Monotaro" Liekable said with a hand wave
"wait!" Monotaro suddenly said to which Liekable stopped in his tracks before looking at the red and white bear in confusion
"yeah?" Liekable said
"...what's this?" Monotaro pointed at the maps again to which Liekable simply gave him a blank stare...
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{Play Track} ~ Walk Theme
"now then welcome to the...CIRCLE OF TALK!" MePhone4 announced proudly as everyone sat in the wooden logs forming a circle which MePhone4, Brooklyn Guy and Chef Pee Pee stood in next to the campfire which wasn't lit yet.
"circle of talk...really?" Mia said unimpressed by the name.
"that's really dumb" Lilith said flatly
"and what would you know about it?" MePhone4 said with a eye roll
"but...what is this place for?" Cucumber asked a little shyly
"this is where we'll be making announcements, challenges, updates, and...reading your messages!" Brooklyn Guy exclaimed in excitement
"messages...?" Cherzi raised her brow then
"yeah, in fact some of our viewers sent messages to you, the campers!" said MePhone4
"MAN FUCK!" Peter suddenly shouted angrily which made Cody jump slightly
"what's wrong?!" asked Donut in worry
"nothing...i just wanted to laugh at MePhone4's face if we didn't get any messages...but you guys just had to ruin it huh?" Peter said staring at the camera in disappointment
"why is there a camera again...?" asked Candle
"well this is a reality show so...how do you think people are sending messages, they're basically watching us at this very moment" Chef Pee Pee explained
"that's...weird" Clare admitted
"look who's talking?" Y/n snickered
"man...fuck it, a bunch of people see me everyday on camera anyways...check out my channel by the way or whatever" Billy said lazily
"same, make sure you guys check mine!" Quamax said shamelessly plugging his own channel
"whooooo~ cares?" Mr.Madness asked in irritation
"i got beat up once for making a YouTube video..." Junior mumbled
"yeah, and daddy said i got our channel demonetized....that's so pee peeee~!" Jeffy then started smacking his diaper
"uh huh...so why are we here again?" Andrea asked in a bored voice
"well first off let me explain the rules of Total Crossover Battle, each team will endure a series of challenges, the way elimination works is that if a team loses a challenge then they'll have to go to the elimination center where they'll have to vote for a individual who they believed had the poorest performance in said challenge, the most voted person gets booted off the show then which ends the elimination ceremony before we all go back to sleeping and rinse and repeat until a team merge happens before the big separation follows soon...oh! also there's the confessional room which is a place where a camper gives their personal deep opinions on a certain person or matter," MePhone4 then finished before taking a deep breath and smiling "everybody got that?"
....
"huh?" Coop said simply
"...okay good enough!" MePhone4 shrugged
"uh...I guess...basically we do challenges, whichever team loses and then we vote to kick off whoever did the worst, repeat that for a few more challenges until we merge teams and then separate the teams and fight each other for the prize?" Liekable said with a simple explanation of MePhone4's rules
"yeah basically" Brooklyn Guy said nodding
"this is a fucking total drama island rip off?" Peter said with a groan
"HEY, SHUSH OKAY!?" MePhone4 snapped which made the others a little taken back
"okay...?" Taco said raising her brow at him
"so um...that's all then?" Cody asked
"actually no, we're going to be reading the messages now and we'll be reading Liekable's first...wow i'm surprised they even left one for you" said MePhone4 chuckling which Liekable rolled his eyes at but was also interested with the fact that he even had a message sent to him...
Chef Pee Pee then opened up a box before pulling out a grayish note to which Brooklyn Guy took before cleaning his throat before reading it loudly
"okay this is from anonymous user and they said to Liekable, ''One, man your name is excuse my language, fucking hilarious. Two, let’s hope you do a bit better here then in that little killing game you were in before this.' Hah! i agree with them, your name is kinda stupid kid" said Brooklyn Guy with a laugh
"thanks a lot Y/n..." Liekable groaned in embarrassment
"wait what did he do?" asked Cody
"see...basically it was me who changed his name to Liekable due to some fucking BS that I won't go into detail for...he's a cool guy so I thought, hey how about I name him Liekable? like...likable? like you like things like how Liekable is a nice likable guy so I thought that it'll be a good idea but...looks like it wasn't, my fault bro" Y/n said genuinely
"that's hilarious!" Coop said laughing along with Peter and Junior
"dude your entire name is a pun then?" said Peter
"well gee...looks like it" Liekable said holding his head with his face a little red
"it fits him, he is a joke after all" Cherzi said with a smirk to which Liekable shot her a glare before looking away
"what did they mean by death game?" Donut asked crossing his arms
"oh, we were put into a killing game by Monotaro's asshole dad and had to kill each other in order to leave" Peter said casually
"classical dad move!" Monotaro laughed
"SO MICHELLE REALLY HAD TO GO THROUGH THAT!?" Lilith suddenly yelled in shock
"yeah, she got wrecked in her execution" said Y/n laughing a little
"we haven't forgot about what you did dickhead, so hush up" Peter said to which Y/n flipped him off then
"well...to the person who sent this message, thanks...i guess? I'll try to do my best in this entire show" said Liekable smiling
"i find that hard to believe" Cherzi said which Liekable simply rolled his eyes at
"the next question is actually for Cherzi!" MePhone4 announced which made Cherzi raise her brow then.
Chef Pee Pee gave Brooklyn Guy a pink note then before he began reading it
"it says, 'I don’t exactly know her...you?' wait it says her but then there's a slash that says you...which one is right?" Brooklyn Guy asked in confusion
"just choose whichever, hurry up!" MePhone4 demanded to which Brooklyn Guy shrugged before he read the note again
"okay then...'I don’t exactly know you but her personality is surely an interesting one.' well this is our first nice message, Liekable's was just somebody roasting his ass to be honest"
"but they hoped that he'd do better in the show!" Monotaro argued
"well...oh well Cherzi do you have anything to say about this nice_"
"no" Cherzi cut Brooklyn Guy off abruptly
"not even a thank you?" the puppet asked to which Cherzi's expression didn't change
"must i really relay on people and their words just to make myself feel better, do you really think i'm that pathetic and lonely?" Cherzi boldly said
"gee, they're just calling you interesting..." Andrea said a little weirded by Cherzi's behavior
"well nobody needs to say anything about her, she treats people like dirt anyways" Liekable said to which Cherzi rolled her eyes
"there you go making accusations again..what did i ever do wrong to you?" Cherzi said with a hurtful voice
"hey leave her alone!" Junior said turning to Liekable who gave Cherzi a look of disbelief
"do you not see that she's faking it!?" asked Liekable
"well you should just leave her still, maybe she's a little uncomfortable being here and having people ask her questions?" said Amity
"indeed, you're acting out of line...whoever you are" Taco said with a annoyed face
"i...i...oh whatever!" Liekable then crossed his arms with a groan before seeing Cherzi smirk a little to which made him even more upset.
"okay...is that all?" Donut asked amid the awkwardness in the area
"we still have tons of messages, we actually have two for you Donut" MePhone4 said before Chef Pee Pee pulled two beige colored notes and handed them to Brooklyn Guy who then began the first note
"another anonymous user, they said...'Donut, donut, donut. Dude, you’re so gonna get eaten. Maybe you’ll be used as a prize like in BFDIA lmao'' that stands for laughing my ass off by the way" Brooklyn Guy explained like a boomer
"i thought it meant luxurious mouse ass olives?" Jeffy said raising his hand
"who even says that?" Lilith asked
"i don't even know..." Jeffy muttered before going back to smacking his diaper while Lilith just looked away with a sigh
"oh HA HA!" Donut sarcastically laughed before speaking in a annoyed tone "i don't think you realize how messed it was for those stupid announcer boxes to chop me up like that...IT WAS TRAUMATIC DO YOU UNDERSTAND!?" Donut yelled angrily
"wait...chopped Donuts?...that sounds so good muchachos WOOOWOOOWOOO!" Joey yelled happily
"FUCKING SHUT UP GODDAMMIT!" Billy shouted at the laughing man in anger
"chill man!" said Quamax
"you really got chopped up...then how are you even alive?" asked Mia
Donut calmed down before sighing "well we have recovery centers...still doesn't change how messed that was"
"yeah that episode was fucked up...by the way Coop is looking at you like you're the sexyiest thing alive Donut" Peter pointed at Coop who had his mouth watering as he stared at Donut who looked deeply disturbed then.
"man...chopped...donuts..." Coop's eye pupils turned to donut rings before lickinf this lips
"AUGH! STOP THAT!" Donut demanded
"what's the other message?" asked Vectorman while vacuuming the dirt
"here...oh man do i really need to read this one...?" Brooklyn Guy showed the note to MePhone4 then
"SHEESH, i'm not reading all that!" MePhone4 said backing away
"but...it's soooo long!" Brooklyn Guy whined
"dude you asked the viewers to ask anything, don't make them angry now" Chef Pee Pee said with a shrug
Brooklyn Guy grunted before begrudgingly reading the note "okay...this one says- be prepared for it by the way...it says 'Are you BFDIA Donut or TPOT/BFB Donut? Because you are a amazing contestant who had character growth from BFDIA, formerly on the team, “Team Ice Cube” and in BFDIA was on the team W.O.A.H Bunch, Donut sacrificed himself to save Bomby in BFB which is why he would be a great leader, but if this is BFDIA Donut because I see the BFDI limbs then I am gonna be sad because BFDIA Donut was kinda of a jerk and I don’t wanna see that again...' FUCK, who would even write all that to a goddamn glazed donut?"
"probably Joey or Coop" Cody said jokingly
"i didn't even understand half of the things they mentioned...BFB? BFDIA...TPOT...what?" Clare said heavily confused
"they must've been some very important events i may say, I'd tell you just what they are but...i'm a little tired of blessing you all with so much knowledge" King Tubby said gloating a little
"right..." Taco said shaking her head at the cat.
"well first off i'm actually unglazed so get it right! second, thank you for taking the time to write all that, to answer your question I'll just say that I'm basically all of them, while i'm a little upset that Flower won the BFB to which, honestly i think i deserved it more...but lately I've been feeling like nobody ever appreciated what I've done in those games, i don't know if people actually cared about my sacrifice...nobody even liked me as the host!...I'll admit that the power got to my head a little but...still, forgive me if i occasionally snap at you guys, it's been a rough time for me okay?" Donut finished before sighing sadly
"now now, there's no need to feel down about our past selves, just take a deep breath and let go of your stress" Candle said gently to which Liekable put a hand behind Donut's back
"yeah just relax, plus i'm sure you'll do great in this show" said Liekable with a smile
"yeah we believe in you Dough!" Monotaro said in encouragement
"wrong person!" MePhone4 said with a chuckle
"....thanks" Donut said, though he still sounded uncertain
"hmph, the way you act makes me think that you'd probably get kicked off in the first challenge...how sad" Taco said with a smirk
"leave him alone, how would you know if he does poorly or not huh?" said Monotaro to Donut's surprise
"wow...thanks Monotaro" Donut actually smiled then
"you're welcome!....who are you again?" Monotaro said tilting his head to which Donut then just face-palmed in frustration
"this is going to be so easy" said Taco with a smug smile
"the next message is for...ugh Jeffy" Chef Pee Pee groaned before handing Brooklyn Guy a yellow and blue note to which the other then started reading it
"this one says...it just says Annoying" Brooklyn Guy said dropping his arms and looking at the others in silence
"....eeeeehhhhhhWAAAAAAH!" Jeffy then started crying like an idiot which made the others turn to him
"YOU SAID JEFFY'S ANNOYING!" Jeffy then started hitting his head on the log
"woah calm down!" Coop said in shock
"what's wrong with him?" Lilith asked in confusion
"down syndrome, mental illness, straight up retarded" Y/n explained simply
"uh...Jeffy you'll hurt yourself stop it!" Cucumber said trying to calm him down
"I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!" Jeffy said thrashing around
"guys he's inviting us to a break dance competition, look at the way he's moving!" said Junior before he started doing some moves as well
"fucking sweet!" Peter then started flopping around the ground as well
"oh my goodness just stop it you idiots..." Mia said in annoyance
"God he's way more annoying than in the damn videos..." Billy said in irritation as he covered his ears due to Jeffy's loud crying
"just shuuuut~ up already!" Mr.Madness said in anger
"i got this" Quamax stepped before speaking loudly "JEFFY YOU'RE A GOOD BOY!"
Jeffy then stopped thrashing and sniffed multiple times before looking at Quamax "you...you said Jeffy's a good boy..?"
"well.........yeah" Quamax said holding back what he really wanted to say
"YAY JEFFY'S A GOOD BOY!" Jeffy cheered doing his Uhs
"is the circus act over yet?" Taco grunted
"it was nice" Cherzi shrugged
"gosh that was annoyi-" but Vectorman quickly put his hand on Andrea's mouth because she could finish
"okay now that Jeffy boosted my ratings with that, the next two messages are for Junior!" MePhone4 announced
"FOR ME!? YAYYY!" Junior yelled loudly
"why do you all yell so much?" Amity said covering her ears with annoyance
"ugh...here's the messages for the brat" Chef Pee Pee sighed and handed two orange notes to Brooklyn Guy who then began reading one of them
"uh...the first says Annoying V2" Brooklyn Guy said awkwardly
"what!? how am i annoying?" Junior said angrily
"BECAUSE YOU ARE ANNOYING YOU STUPID BRAT!" yelled Chef Pee Pee
"whatever, just tell me the other one!" Junior demanded
"okay...damn asshole" Brooklyn Guy muttered before reading the next note "this one says 'Do you think Cody is gonna be eliminated first?'"
"PFFFT!" Junior laughed "OF COURSE! just look at how nerdy and stupid he looks, do you really think he'll even win a challenge here?" said Junior mockingly
"WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT SOON!" Cody responded in anger
"yeah right, have fun getting eliminated nerd!" Junior laughed again while Cody growled
"damn, what an asshole right?" Peter said
"it was rude...perhaps we should all get along instead, we're merely having fun here" Candle said to which Taco scoffed at
"as if, we're here to win not to have fun...surely even you'd know that?" asked the Taco
"hmph, i don't necessarily care about the prizes...as long as we can all remain positive and make friends then i'm happy with that enough" said Candle with full sincere
"that's really nice..." Cucumber said smiling a little
"...AND GAY!" Y/n yelled
"huh?" Quamax said
"bro, i want the prize...the hell do you need friends for? GAY SEX?" Y/n said with disbelief
"that's what Cody wants!" Junior mocked
"WHY I OUTTA....well you're not wrong but STILL!" Cody said angrily
"man i love drama so much!" MePhone4 said in amusement
"there's two messages for Cody" Chef Pee Pee then gave brooklyn Guy sky blue notes
"alright this one says, Who do you think is gonna be eliminated first Jeffy or Junior?"
"Junior" Cody said quickly
"no i wouldn't!" Junior argued back
"well unlike Jeffy, you're stupid and occasionally make people upset or mess up on purpose, I'd be surprised if they don't vote for you to leave the island first!" said Cody which made Junior growl angrily
"buzz off nerd, I'll totally win all the challenges a-and all the girls would want me then, right Ann-drea?" Junior turned to the girl who had a angry face now
"IT'S AHN-DREA AND NO, YOU'RE GROSS AND ANNOYING!" Andrea yelled to which Junior nearly fell from his log
"yeah well...you have cramps!" Junior said which earned him a slap from Andrea then.
"calm down...what's the other message?" asked Amity
"it says 'bro stop pretending you have muscles lmao' that stands for-"
"we got it already dumbass!" Y/n interrupted the puppet
"pretend? is this pretend to you?" Cody then took his shirt off and his shiny six pack nearly blinded everyone.
"TOO BRIGHT!" Mr.Madness hissed
"FUCKING PUT A SHIRT ON!" Billy yelled
"sorry guys..." Cody then put his shirt again
"what even was that..." Lilith asked in utter confusion
"just my rocking body babe, unfortunately I don't allow girls to touch it...now for the boys however" Cody winked at Cucumber who then looked both ways heavily disturbed by what he just saw.
"that was like hot but...your face is ew still" Andrea said with a dissatisfied sigh
"ugh...whatever! chicks dig giant hotdogs anyways..." Junior muttered
"can a pencil count?" asked Jeffy
"okay just hurry up already..." asked Cherzi as she was extremely bored by now
"well we got one for bunny boy" Chef Pee Pee sighed as he pulled a bright green note
"it's...Cucumber sir" Cucumber muttered
"yeah whatever, here" Chef Pee Pee handed the note to Brooklyn Guy then to which he started reading it
"okay for Cucumber somebody said 'You rock this competition, Cucumber! Don’t let them get in your head!"
"oh T-thanks...but i haven't really done anything yet to prove myself..." Cucumber looked down and sighed
"those are called dick riders, but maybe you can show us what you can do later or something" Peter shrugged
"don't insult my audience please, only I can do that...ain't that right beautiful" MePhone4 then smirked at the camera
"just go away" Billy grunted
"this one is for Billy by the way" Chef Pee Pee gave Brooklyn Guy a green camouflaged note
"alright people this one says 'Take some of Candle’s advice. Please.' yeah maybe you should do that" Brooklyn Guy suggested
"FUCK NO, how am i supposed to be calm when i have to stay here with fucking Jeffy and Junior, not to mention that fat pig joeysworldtour...is fatboygetdown going to come here too?" asked Billy with frustration
"we could arrange a meeting if you want-"
"HELL FUCKING NO!" Billy said abruptly cutting MePhone4 who just chuckled in return
"deep breaths...deep breaths" Candle said while taking a deep breath herself
"give me a beer and I'd be calm..." Billy sighed
"wow...this is getting intense kinda" Amity said coughing a little
"and this is for...Joey" Chef Pee Pee to which Billy cursed loudly
Brooklyn Guy took a deep blue note and began reading it "it says...kindly fuck off"
"HAH!" Y/n laughed with Billy and Peter then
"there's no need to be angry muchachos, here let me dance for you instead!" Joey giggled happily before moving his hips around to which then it broke the wooden log he was sitting on and because he was in the middle it shot both Vectorman and King Tubby into the air making the others look up in shock
"oooh" Cherzi smiled as she then watched the two come crushing down on Liekable and Peter
"OH MY GOSH ARE THEY OKAY!?" Andrea yelled in concern
"how did that even happen...?" Lilith asked as MePhone4 and Taco were heard laughing in the back
"ow..." Liekable said in pain
"are you alright?" Cucumber asked as he helped Liekable stand up
"JOEY WHAT THE HECK!?" Donut yelled at the large man
"you sent them like a rocket!" Monotaro exclaimed
"hehehe my fault guys, it looks like I've gained a few pounds lately!" Joey said laughing as he sat back on the broken wooden log
"this guy..." Quamax said sighing
"as funny as that was, we need to continue...actually let me hurry up" Chef Pee Pee then gave a dark green note and black one to Brooklyn Guy
"okay the green one is for Vectorman while the black one is for Y/n....that didn't sound racist right?" asked Brooklyn Guy
"you good bro" Quamax nodded
"okay uh...for Vectorman someone just said clean?" Brooklyn Guy said scratching his head
"affirmative, will clean up the whole place now" Vectorman then began vacuuming the grass and everybody's clothes
"that tickles!" Monotaro said giggling
"what mine say, hurry up POOBY!" Y/n demanded
"HUSH!...yours says 'Y/N, mansplain manipulate malewife. I don’t know your gender dude.' damn kid..." Brooklyn Guy coughed in awkwardness
"what do they mean by don't know your gender, you're a boy right?" asked Donut
"only way to find out" Y/n then started pulling his pants down
"HEY NO NUDITY IN MY SHOW!" MePhone4 shouted
"PULL YOUR PANTS UP!" Amity demanded while looking away
"well i need to show that person my true gender, is it a burrito or a Johnston?" Y/n said with a shrug
"BRO AIN'T NO ONE WANTS TO SEE THAT PISTOL, PUT IT DOWN BOY!" Peter yelled
"bruv...keep your mouth closed tonight when you're sleeping" Y/n grunted and sat down again
"what...does that mean?" Liekable asked in concern
Y/n rubbed his hands and chuckled mischievously
"so sus man..." Quamax shook his head
"ugh...can we get this down with please?" Mia sighed in frustration
"okay this one is for Mia and Lilith" Chef Pee Pee gave a dark purple and a bright pink note to Brooklyn Guy
"for Lilith it says 'bro fix your hairstyle!'...HAH!" Brooklyn Guy sneered
"my hair isn't that bad for your information!" Lilith pouted
"it's nearly touching the ground though..." Taco pointed out
"it's whatever..." Lilith said with a angry face
"for Mia they said 'wtf are you, please.' oooh...that's a burn right there" Brooklyn Guy winced
"you meanie!" Mia gasped "i'm a crash impact dummy how can't you tell!?"
"dummy? you're stupid then?" Monotaro asked
"w-what? do you even know what a dummy is?" asked Mia with frustration
"....someone stupid?" Monotaro answered in uncertainty
"UGH!" Mia groaned as Peter laughed
"damn i didn't think having dementia made you this unintentionally rude...i want dementia now too!" Peter exclaimed
"Peter no" Liekable simply said
"ah Peter this one yours, you have one too Clare" Chef Pee Pee gave a yellow and a purple mixed with green note to Brooklyn Guy who sighed as he was getting tired of reading them
"okay...Peter somebody said to you 'Again, excuse my language Fucking fuckass. That’s all. huh...?" Brooklyn Guy looked at the note in confusion
"what does that even mean...all meaningless like my lif-"
"shut the fuck up Clare, i think I understand what they meant" Peter said standing up from the wooden log
"oh you do..." said Cherzi who wasn't even looking at the campfire anymore but at a random direction
"yeah...they want to fuck my ass" Peter's response made everybody double take then
"what..." Y/n said with a sigh
"yeah...fuckass means they wanna fuck me, so you know what? DO IT, you guys want to fuck me then go ahead, here actually" Peter then pulled down his pants and bent over making the others gasp and scream
"PETER WHAT THE HELL!?" Chef Pee Pee screamed
"dude..." Coop even looked shock too
"Ohohoho BOY!" Cody laughed and stared at what he was seeing intensely
"FUCK ME THEN, GO AHEAD FUCK MY ASS YOU ASSHOLES, IT'S DEPRIVED OF SHIT ALL NICE AND READY FOR YOU TO POUND!" Peter said madly while shaking his ass in the air
"PETER OH MY GOD JUST STOP" Liekable stood away from him and just backed away quickly
"PETER PUT YOUR PANTS UP OR ELSE YOU'RE ELIMINATED!" MePhone4 threatened
"ugh...okay fine" Peter sighed before pulling it up and sitting down as everybody stared at him in horror
"w-what....what the actual hell was that, what did we just all witness here!?" Brooklyn Guy said with a broken voice
"i...i feel so wrong" Cucumber said holding himself
"well just give that to me!" MePhone4 took the note from Brooklyn Guy and began reading it
"okay Clare this one says 'Haha *points and laughs* emo' well I agree with this!" MePhone4 snickered and crumbled up the paper into a ball before throwing it at Clare's face who merely groaned angrily in return
"two for Amity" Chef Pee Pee then gave pinkish notes to MePhone4
"okay let's see here...the first one says 'Gaslight, gatekeep, Girlboss. Let’s hope you win this mystery box for your girlfriend!!!' well isn't that wishful thinking?" MePhone4 said to which Amity rolled her eyes at
"say whatever you want, but thanks for the message whoever you are...also doesn't Luz say those kinds of phases too?" Amity hummed in thought
"well the next one says 'Your girlfriend can wait despite you having to help her save the Boiling isles AHEM!' geez wonder who brought you here instead of saving your world?" MePhone4 chuckled as Amity groaned at him
"ugh...well the less i'm reminded of that fact the better I'd feel...don't worry Luz, I'll save you and our home..." Amity said clasping her hands
"beautiful...i wish you absolute luck, may the best cat win...er...may the best man....no wait, how do i say this?" King Tubby scratched his head to which Amity giggled at
"yeah...I wish you luck too" Amity said with a small smile
"dude do i have a message too?" Coop asked excitedly
"yeah, somebody said that you look like a chicken" MePhone4 said to which Coop blankly stared then...
"....cool" Coop said with a happy smile
"wouldn't you be a chicken Coop then?" Lilith said laughing
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH THAT'S SO FUNNY LILITH AHAHAHAHA!" Y/n laughed aggressively to which Lilith just rolled her eyes at his mockery
"you didn't have to do her like that bro" said Quamax with a little laugh
"anyways I'll get this out already, Quamax, Mr.Madness and Brooklyn Guy all had messages but they just said no comment so...yeah sulk on the fact that you're not important enough to have a interesting message" MePhone4 said with a grin
"WHAT!?" Quamax said in shock "how does no one know who i am...I'm the greatest YouTube ever ya know? i steal content and react to videos so that's gotta be something at least? actually to show you guys how interesting i am, you should go watch my uh...uh i think it was son gets angry at mom or something "
"theeeese~ people must be afraid of me, good aha!" Mr.Madness said with a evil laugh
"that or we're just boring characters with no purpose at all...i mean I've been in so many videos now so surely somebody could ask me something...or send a gift?" Brooklyn Guy muttered to himself then
"that doesn't matter, Taco you have two messages!" MePhone4 then was handed two notes with the same color as Taco's shell
"hmmm you have my interest" Taco said putting a hand on her...chin(?)
"alright the first note says '…Bro’s a manipulator and nobody’s noticed LMAO, can’t wait for karma. Though, you are British.''
"what does...this mean by manipulator?" Cucumber asked
"oh nothing...I've no clue what this nice person is talking about, honestly!" Taco said feigning ignorance
"hmm..." Candle gave her a suspicious look
"well i sure wonder what kind of tactics you have for this competition..." Cherzi said sarcastically
"oh be quiet darling..." Taco said sending a side glare to the pink haired girl
"and the other note says 'British Taco!!! Very resourceful I’ll say to Taco from inanimate Insanity, Very angsty as BFB Taco was shunned by her team and you’ll get along with Leafy who also stole a prize' well now...does Taco here have experience with theft now?" said MePhone4 with a smirk
"once again, no clue as to why this person would say anything that would affect my image...i haven't done wrong in the past nor have i done wrong in here as well correct?" said Taco while crossing her arms
"who's Leafy?" asked King Tubby
"someone who stole the BFDI prize...not sure where she is nowadays" Donut said scratching his head
"irrelevant, just ignore any messages that put my name in the dirt, just people who are too low on their self-esteem they they have to resort to bringing intelligent people like me down..." Taco said to which Candle frowned deeply at her words but decided to keep her mouth shut...for now
"the next message is for you Candle!" Chef Pee Pee pulling a very dark purplish note
"actually may i know why you decided to make this new show despite Inanimate Insanity Invitational still going on?" asked Candle
"alright let's read the message now!" MePhone4 exclaimed
"i asked you a question..." Candle said to which she was ignored as MePhone4 began reading the note
"ALRIGHTY, this person said 'SLAYYYY. SLAYYYYY!!! Candle, I can tell you’re going to be helping your team A LOT. don’t get too stressed out if they’re being bitchy!' woah what a fantastic message aren't i right?" MePhone4 exaggerated
"it's just a simple message..." Brooklyn Guy said
Candle rolled her eyes before responding "well, thank you for the kind words dear, while i can't deny that my team may face some problems and we'd have some disagreements in the near future...we'll surely get past them as long as we work as one soul and mind"
...
....
"that sounds gay" Peter said flatly
"yeah man..." Billy agreed
"well i think it was inspiring" Donut stated
"thank you all" Candle smiled before she went back to mediating in her seat
Taco gave her a stern look before looking away
"this one is for you King Tubby!" Chef Pee Pee gave MePhone4 a black and white note then
"DAD!?" Monotaro yelled suddenly
"what?" Liekable looked at him in confusion
"uh...okay?" MePhone4 rolled his eyes before reading the note "it says 'Don’t let people get in your head, take some advice from me! WACK THEM OVER THE HEAD WITH A FUCKING PIPE. Again, apologies for my language.' then they put a smiley face at the end of the note...lovely!" MePhone4 then threw the note away
"don't let people get in my head...wack them with a pipe, what could this person be talking about...?" King Tubby hummed thoughtfully
"it's not that hard to figure out..." said Amity
"yes of course I know the answer...it's just that uh...i need to remember what this note is trying to tell me!" said Tubby with a nervous expression as he kept thinking of an answer to not embarrass himself in front of them all
"it means people are going to climb inside your head unless you do something about it" Cherzi said which made the cat's eyes shrink in fear
"t-that simply can't be possible...right?" said King Tubby shaking a little bit
Taco groaned before speaking harshly "idiot the note meant that you-"
Cherzi then quickly leaned on to whisper something to Taco who kept staring at the cat before she closed her mouth and looked at Cherzi in uncertainty to which the latter just smirked before the Taco went silent and rolled her eyes
"um...what did you say to her?" asked Junior
"none of your business" Taco coldly replied
"damn..." Peter said with his eyebrows raised up
"i didn't realize how much time we've spent in here...how many messages are there?" said Brooklyn Guy in exhaustion
"only a few left...and actually i think two messages came for our good old Chef Pee Pee here" MePhone4 said smiling to which Chef Pee Pee gasped as MePhone4 pulled two white notes from the box and gave them to PP
"wow...i actually didn't know anybody would ask me something!" said Chef Pee Pee in a happily voice
"oh read them Chef Pee Pee!" Junior asked excitedly
"i will geez!" Chef Pee Pee grunted before opening the first note
"okay let's see...it says how much are they paying you for this-WAIT A MINUTE WE DIDN'T DISCUSS ABOUT MY PAY YET!" Chef Pee Pee said angrily as the note reminded him of MePhone4's promise
"well about that...I'll pay you after the final episode i promise!" MePhone4 said as he was crossing his fingers behind his back
"augh...well i guess, but whatever...thank you for the message anyway guy...or girl i don't really know...uh okay let me read this one" Chef Pee Pee then opened the next note and began reading it "alright this says 'Woah, Chef from Total Drama Island?? Let’s hope you three don’t get sued for copyright lmao' wait what are they talking about MePhone4?" said the Chef in confusion
"pretty sure they're talking about total dram-"
"WE DO NOT SPEAK OF THAT NAME HERE!" MePhone4 immediately stopped Y/n from finishing to which the latter smirked
"what, you mad that his show is better than yours?" Y/n scoffed
"oh...better you say? okay if Chri-...that guy's show is better than can he do this?" MePhone4 then pulled a gun out of nowhere and SHOOTS Cucumber in the head causing them to fall from their seat DEAD which caused everyone to scream in terror
"OOOOOOH MUH GAWWWWWD!" Peter yelled like opera as he stared at Cucumber's body
"WHAT THE HELL!?" Quamax yelled as he stood up in shock
"WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!?" Billy yelled angrily
"you...you killed him..." Liekable put a hand on his mouth as he stared at the body in shock
"hmph" Cherzi shrugged while Taco looked a little disturbed...
"dude you're sick in the head!" Coop said angrily which was surprising considering how chill he was most of the time
"HOW COULD YOU DO THIS, YOU SICK MONSTER!" Amity yelled at the phone who simply rolled his eyes
"oh relax you bunch of whiners...here" MePhone4 then tapped on his body screen before tapping on a app called Revival before clicking on Team Wannabees logo and then finally tapping on Cucumber's icon which then caused the rabbit's body to glow blow before he was back on his seat magically
"HE'S ALIVE, PRAISE DA LORD!" Monotaro said dramatically
"are you okay!?" Lilith said to which Cucumber just stared at nothing in silence
"....mommy" Cucumber said in a tiny voice
"well...he's back at least" Y/n said casually
"did you really need to do that?" asked Chef Pee Pee
"it was worth it though did you see their reactions!? ooooOooh nOooOo!" Brooklyn Guy then started laughing hard
"what the actual hell is wrong with you...?" Liekable said to the phone who just smirked
"just proving my point, WHO HAS A BETTER SHOW NOW HUH!?" MePhone4 said sticking his tongue at the camera
"uh...okay so Andrea you have one message" Chef Pee Pee said before pulling her note
"uh...okay" Andrea said slowly as she was still trying to figure out what just happened seconds ago
"well it says 'Preppy, you get to interpret what I meant from that' ...well I think we all know what that means" Chef Pee Pee said with a sigh
"w-well i love being preppy anyways, my Fandreas totally love my style!" Andrea said as she was back to herself again
"yeah sure...there's a message for Monotaro and wow, somebody actually sent a gift to him!" Chef Pee Pee pulled out a little box from within in the box along with a red and white note
"awesome! so who's message is that again?" Monotaro said to which Chef Pee Pee looked a little confused before shaking his head
"....Monotaro somebody said to you 'Child, baby, mini bear, woah wait, was that your mother in the forest!? Theory confirmed!?' OH God not that stupid encounter with the bear last night..." Chef Pee Pee shivered as he remembered the chaos that occurred yesterday night with the bears nearly eating them alive
"I WANTED TO BE WITH MOMMY, WHY DID YOU TAKE HER AWAY FROM ME!?" Monotaro cried to which MePhone4 rolled his eyes at
"uh as much as awesome a bear death match sounds like I simply couldn't let all of you die yet, besides i took the bear to a better safe...as a house carpet" MePhone4 then smiled to which Monotaro looked absolutely terrified at what he just heard.
"great you just traumatized him..." Mia said
"that's really not good..." Amity said sadly as Monotaro rocked back and fourth while muttering mommy over and over.
"anyways here's a gift, i think?" Chef Pee Pee then gave the bear the box
"OH NICE!" Monotaro became cheerful again
"uh..." Amity then looked at everyone who merely shrugged to which she then sighed
"oh what's inside it?" Jeffy asked
"dunno but this note just said ''Behold: a thing!' so...just open it i don't know!" Chef Pee Pee groaned before walking back to Brooklyn Guy
Monotaro then used his claws and stabbed the box multiple times wildly as he was literally just mounting it all over
"bro chill goddamn!" Quamax said as he watched the bear absolutely demolish the box
"too much damage, gift could be ruined..." Vectorman said
"Monotaro just slow down..." said Liekable before Monotaro finally opened the box and saw his gift...
"GASP!...IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL!" Monotaro said staring at his gift....which is literally the word Thing as a soft cushion
"it's...a toy?...and did you say just Gasp?" Lilith said with a raised eyebrow
"OH MY GOSH MONOTARO CAN I PLAY WITH YOUR THING!?" Junior asked excitedly
"ME TOO CAN I TOUCH YOUR THING!?" Jeffy asked
"sure! you guys can touch my thing whenever you want!" said Monotaro
"AYOOOO THAT'S SO SUS!" Quamax said laughing
"goddammit man...everything is gay here" Billy sighed as Junior and Jeffy played with Monotaro's.... thing
"uh...is that it?" Cody asked after that
"uh actually there's two more messages left, for MePhone4 actually...hey MePhone4? HEY 4 COULD YOU STOP DANCING AND HEAR THIS!?" Brooklyn Guy yelled before MePhone4 turned to them with a annoyed face
"what is it, couldn't you see me having fun insulting Chri-"
"well you got two messages" Chef Pee Pee interrupted him to which MePhone4 then smiled
"messages for me? well that's not a shocker at all, go on read them for me!" MePhone4 said motioning him to go on already
"oooooh~ here comes theee~ bragging..." Mr.Madness said with a grunt as everyone else did the same thing
"okay so the first message says 'Out of all the II S2 cast, you brang Taco?? Wooowww man. If you didn’t bring her, who would you have?'" Chef Pee Pee watched as MePhone4 then chuckled
"well my dear viewer, I already set my mind on Taco in the first place...however i maybe or maybe not thought of bringing Test Tube to compete with as well...but then I realized that what could a nerd do to bring in the views? so i just decided to bring Taco instead, why? simple...DRAMA!" MePhone4 said with a wink at the end
"but why bring a innocent person like Taco here...how could she bring in Drama?" Cherzi hummed before gasping "Oh! maybe...maybe there's something we don't know about her? like maybe if she's secretly a manipulat-"
"AHEM!" Taco cleaned her throat loudly which made the others look at her weird to which Taco groaned and motioned for Cherzi to just shut the hell up...
Cherzi smiled before looking away as Taco was now shaking in anger a little bit
"see, I've made a good choice!" MePhone4 said proudly
"i would've liked to see Test Tube again...maybe even Adèle, now i wish they were both here...at least this game seems more fun than whatever hell we went through last time" Liekable said with a sad smile
"yeah yeah whatever, what's the next note?" said MePhone4 as he checked his nails with a smug smile
Chef Pee Pee opened the note and...winced
"um...Brooklyn Guy could you read this for a second?" Chef Pee Pee whispered to which Brooklyn Guy then 'walked' to him before reading the note and also wincing in response
"is something wrong?" Donut asked as Chef Pee Pee and Brooklyn Guy looked at the note in worry
MePhone4 noticed this and frowned angrily "hey come on, do your jobs and read me the fan message already!"
"uh...are you sure? cause this one is a little...well i don't know how to put it" Chef Pee Pee said nervously
"don't care, as long as it brings in the drama and tension then it doesn't matter what it says, go on!" MePhone4 said with impatience
"uh..okay then I guess?" Brooklyn Guy coughed before taking the note and looking at Chef Pee Pee who shrugged before Brooklyn Guy saw the others who looked at him in confusion before the puppet sighed and began reading MePhone4's message
"well...it says....'Let’s face it, I don’t have high expectations for MePhone4, ESPECIALLY AFTER YOU BANNED LAUGHTER GO TO FUCKING HELL YOU HAD SLOB BOI YOU HAVE FUCKING DADDY ISSUES, NO ONE LIKES YOU OTHER THAN MEPAD BUT YOU CAN’T EVEN FIND HIM, BROS DAD DIDNT LIKE HIM SO MUCH HE HAD TO LITERALLY TRY AND KILL HIS OWN CHILD YOU A REGISTERED INTERNET FELON, NASTY AND NEED A HOME, FOSTER HOME FOR IMAGINARY KIDS LOOKING ASS'"
everybody sat in silence while MePhone4 looked at them in a blank expression...
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"yikes..." said Coop who was seen inside a dirty bathrooms stoll
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Donut was seen looking around in the same stoll before scowling "this is the confessional room?...IT'S IN THE BATHROOMS!?"
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back to the scene where MePhone4 was now seen with a very upset expression
"uh...listen we tried to warn you but-"
"burn it" MePhone4 said sternly to Chef Pee Pee
"what...?" Chef Pee Pee said back
"....I SAID BURN IT NOW, GO!" MePhone4 yelled to which Chef Pee Pee then quickly took the note from Brooklyn Guy and ran as far as he could while the others stood in silence aside from Taco who smirked in delight
"uh...okay actually there's a few remaining messages, we asked which team had the best logo to which the majority voted for the Chaotic Idiots, congrats I guess?" said Brooklyn Guy as MePhone4 was seen rubbing his eyes in frustration
"HAH! TAKE THAT CODY YOU STUPID NERD!" Junior laughed to which Cody grunted
"thanks a lot Monotaro..." Donut scowled
"no problem, glad people voted for us!" Monotaro replied happily as he hugged his Thing cushion
"WE'RE THE WANNABEES, THEY'RE THE CHAOTIC IDIOTS!" Donut yelled
"oh....which logo belonged to us again?" Monotaro asked to which Donut shrieked in rage before hitting himself in the head and falling from his seat
"it's just a opinion...we haven't lost anything yet" Candle said calmly
"yeah...but we lost our dignity" Peter huffed
"as for the other, we asked which one would be eliminated first to which somebody responded with 'Joey if he’s up for elimination, I believe he is. My only reason is because.. uh.. gross. That’s it. I will be laughing hysterically if you get out man, keep that in mind.'
"yeah I'd be laughing my ass too" Billy sneered
"oh come on muchachos, i'm sure I'll win the prize WOOOWOOWOOO!" Joey said joyfully
"that reason seemed a little rude but whatever I guess" Lilith shrugged
"and the other message was I’ll have my answer depending on how voting works like if it was Inanimate Insanity Invitational or TPOT' so...yeah that's all the messages" Brooklyn Guy said
"fucking finally, i bet the viewers skipped this stupid part or whatever" Y/n groaned
"well actually...MePhone4 you got some personal voice messages right?" Brooklyn Guy said to which MePhone4 sighed while still looking a little upset
"yeah...sure, Coop come here" MePhone4 said to which Coop looked at his friends before eventually doing so
MePhone4 then tapped something on his screen and a voice message started playing with a picture icon that Coop knew very well
Jamie: "yo Coop"
"they're actually broadcasting the show in here...dope huh?"
"anyways could you imagine how many chicks we'd get if you won that weird box thing? dude...you better win this"
"also..COULD YOU PLEASE HURRY UP!? THERE'S A GIANT DESTROYING THE CITY AND KIVA BARELY KNOWS HOW TO DRIVE MEGAS, JUST WIN FAS-AHHHHHHH!"
Jamie's high pitch was all Coop heard before the record ended
"....HAH, classical Jamie...always with the girly screams" Coop laughed heartily
"aren't you worried about the way the message ended?" asked Amity
"nah" Coop said with a relaxed smile
"okay then..." Liekable sighed
"Cody you're next" MePhone4 groaned before showing Cody his message
Tyrone: "CODY, YOU BETTER GET YOUR BLACK JEWISH ASS BACK HOME BOY!"
Judith: "Codykins how did you get there? that place is full of ugly witches and walking food...you have to come home or else I'd have to drown your little duckies!"
Tyrone: "BOY YOU BETTER COME SOON OR ELSE YOU'RE NOT GETTING A BAR MITZVAH THIS YEAR!"
the call ends to which Junior bursts out laughing
"BAAAAHAHAHAHA, DUCKIES REALLY!?" Junior laughed loudly
"i refuse to believe that the man is your real dad" said Y/n
"I DON'T KNOW THOSE PEOPLE OKAY!?" Cody said angrily
"pretty sure his dad's name was misspelled" Taco pointed out
"you're next Junior" MePhone4 said ignoring Taco
"oh this one is going to be great" Chef Pee Pee said laughing as Junior went to MePhone4 before the message started playing as a angry man then spoke
Braxton: "JUNIOR!!! IF YOU DON'T WIN THAT PRIZE THEN YOUR ASS IS GETTING DISOWNED, YOU BETTER WIN AND GIVE THE BOX TO ME SO I COULD MEET CHARLEYYY YOU HEAR ME!?"
the short message ends and Junior looks terrified now
"uh..." Junior whimpered as Cody laughed
"what's wrong Junior, scared of losing now?" Cody said mockingly
"NO, I'LL WIN STILL AND THEN RUB IT IN YOUR FACE!" Junior yelled
"THEN RUB IT ON MY FACE THEN!" Cody said wildly
"bro...".Quamax sighed at Cody's sus activity
"god...they made Bowser ugly with that shitty human puppet" Billy said with a disgusted face
"i don't even know what's happening anymore...".Donut said as he was lost now
"okay...Liekable you have a message too" MePhone4 said before Liekable looked at the screen in surprise
Test Tube: "golly is this thing on?"
"uh well...first let me start by saying...I'M SO SORRY LIEKABLE! i can't believe that he's putting you through this ridiculously illogical game...but golly am I glad to hear your voice again?"
"it has been a while and I've been doing well along with the others too...i really don't like this at all but...I'll be biased and tell you straight up that i'm actually hoping for you to win this weirdly inconvenient game show...i can mathematically say that you have a 75% chance of winning and well...i just wanted to wish you good luck, sorry I can't say more, MePhone4 is being ridiculous and wouldn't allow me to-"
"okay that's enough for now" MePhone4 then went back to normal and sighed
"i can't believe Test Tube is watching us too" Liekable smiled in disbelief
"at least she's doing well" Peter said smiling as well
"well fuck, never thought I'd see her again" Y/n said with a surprised face
"okay that was all the messages...now let's begin with the challenge" MePhone4 said as he seemed to be over that message now
"finally...so what is it?" said Cherzi as she seemed glad to be done with all that pointless stuff
"well, why don't you guys go to the dining hall first?" MePhone4 said snickering
Coop's stomach rumbled to which he groaned "man...i don't have the energy for this"
"we're all hungry..." Cucumber held his stomach too
"oh trust me you'll love this...Brooklyn Guy i need to make sure that the next part is ready, make sure you do this right okay, wouldn't want you becoming like Toilet..." MePhone4 muttered the last part
"yeah sure, COME ON MAGGOTS CO TO THE DINING HALL IMMEDIATELY!" Brooklyn Guy yelled as MePhone4 teleported away
"no need to yell..." Lilith grunted before everyone went to the dining hall
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whey they got inside...it was like a miracle
in front of them was a table full of food...vegetables and meat and fruits all looking very delicious!
"OH MY GOD!" Coop dropped to his knees in joy
"there's so much..." said Donut in disbelief
"that's what he said!" Cody quickly thrown in
"Cody just shut the hell up!" Billy said as he kept staring at the delicious food in the table
"i don't get it...what exactly is the challenge?" Taco asked as she felt something suspicious about all this
"the first part of the challenge is that you guys literally have to eat until you're full, and i mean FULL, if i don't see any pregnant bellies on each member of the teams then you're DISQUALIFIED UNDERSTAND!?" Brooklyn Guy yelled to which the others looked at each other before shrugging
"CHOCOLATE CAKE!" Jeffy quickly ran over to the table
"MAN WAIT FOR ME!" Quamax ran too followed a very hungry Coop and Joey before everyone else went to dig in except for Mia and Vectorman along with Monotaro because ya know, robots don't eat
everyone ate like a animal and Coop was actually crying as he chewed on some chicken
Joey kept moaning as he ate to which Billy told him to shut the hell up, Candle, Taco and Cherzi remained civil and ate slowly unlike the others
Brooklyn Guy watched all this and rubbed his hands together maliciously
"yes...that's right, eat my little piggies...hahahaha!" the puppet laughed evilly before the screen faded to dark...
before coming back to which we see all the people laying on the ground with full stomachs
Joey burped loudly and did a little woowoo
"oh man...my stomach" Jeffy huffed as he was now built like a literal shotput thanks to the amount of food he ate (see SML fat Jeffy for reference)
"i can't eat another bite...or maybe i can" said Coop as he picked another chicken leg
"that was a fantastic meal, my humble gratitude to you Mr.Brooklyn!" said King Tubby as he used a toothpick on his teeth
"well...NOW YOU ALL GET UP!" Brooklyn Guy yelled
"why..." Y/n said before burping which grossed Andrea out
"well fatasses it's time for the second part of the challenge, i want you all to run around the island, any refusal to obey is immediate disqualification you hear me?" said the puppet smugly
"ugh...fine" Taco said as she got up with a bit of struggle "but first...i think we need to pick a leader for our team which is why i-"
"I'LL BE LEADER!" Andrea exclaimed
"NO, I'M SMARTER WHICH SUITS ME AS A LEADER!" Taco argued
"well smart or not, my charisma will definitely lead us to total victory!" Andrea said posing gracefully
Taco growled angrily then before Cherzi spoke up
"just let her be leader, we need to hurry up before we get disqualified or whatever" Cherzi said with a huff
"but you can't be serious!" said Taco in anger and disbelief
"let's go team~!" Andrea chirped before quickly leaving
"wait what about our team!? we need to pick a leader, which is I'll be the perfect-"
"I'M GOING TO BE THE LEADER GUYS!" Monotaro suddenly yelled which stopped Donut from finishing
"but wait no-!"
"who the hell cares!?" Peter cut him off as he pointed at the members of the Chaotic Idiots leaving "we need to fucking hurry up!"
"then let's go shit!" Billy quickly ran outside followed by the others
"sorry Donut but we gotta hurry up!" Liekable said in apologetic tone before he ran outside with the others leaving Donut in disbelief
"MOVE FATASS OR ELSE YOU'LL LOSE!" Brooklyn Guy yelled to which Donut growled at.
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"WHY DOES NO ONE LISTEN TO ME!?" Donut yelled angrily
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{Play Track} ~ Tagging
everybody was seen running in the forests then with the others lagging behind such as Coop, Joey and Billy due to their body weight
Taco was running with her team panting when she then noticed that Cherzi was actually walking instead of running which made her raise an eyebrow before she stopped and ran to her instead
"what are you doing!?" Taco frantically asked
"walking" Cherzi said as she continued to walk
"we're supposed to be running not lagging behind you imbecile!" Taco groaned
"i don't like running" Cherzi simply said
"you're going to cost us the challenge!" Taco argued to which Cherzi just ignored her and continued walking before Taco growled angrily and ran back to her team members
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we then see Liekable running next to Cucumber and Lilith
"Cucumber are you feeling okay?" asked Liekable to which Cucumber nodded while running
"kinda, i can't believe i died though..." said the rabbit with a shiver
"and brought to life again...how's that possible?" Lilith asked to which Liekable shrugged
"i don't know but...my stomach feels weird" he said while holding onto it
"me too...i..i think I'll throw up" said Cucumber with a little gag
"just hold it on man..." said Liekable with a huff
"this is really...annoying" Lilith said with a tired voice
all the team members reach the beach and just wait there for a few minutes
"ooh my stomach..." Junior groaned
"i...think they did something with the food" said Amity as she was drooling and panting
"i should consider myself lucky then" Mia shrugged
"if theeeey~ poisoned my fooood~ then I'll kill them!" Mr.Madness said before holding his stomach in pain
"assumption, this is a part of the challenge" said Vectorman
"YOU GOT THAT RIGHT!" Brooklyn Guy yelled as he came driving in a golf kart
"what did you do..." Y/n said as he gagged
"how you ladies and hairy men get back to the camp for the final part of the challenge?" said Brooklyn Guy with a smirk
"can you...give us a lift?" asked Clare
"....no" Brooklyn Guy then sped away laughing leaving behind a trail of smoke which made the others cough
"UGH...let's go you guys" Andrea said with a nauseated face before she and the others started running back to the camp
"let's go friends!" Monotaro who was the most energetic quickly ran after them then
"i should've known MePhone4 did something wrong..." said Candle as she was slightly struggling with her own stomachache
"let's just go..." Cody then ran with the others following behind.
Liekable huffed and followed them before suddenly tripping on something and falling into the ground
"oh did i trip you?" it was Cherzi who intentionally tripped Liekable using her foot to which he growled and got up
"stay away from me! why aren't you with your team anyways!?" Liekable questioned her angrily
"i just took my time, that's all" she shrugged
"augh...i don't care just don't follow me" Liekable rolled his eyes before quickly running away to what Cherzi just smiled and then started walking back to the camp
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finally they arrived back at the camp and saw MePhone4 next to Brooklyn Guy and Chef Pee Pee standing next to a projector screen
everybody dropped and were gagging now
"bro...i can't even throw up!" Quamax said spitting out saliva
"daddy...i don't feel good" Jeffy groaned
"well it looks like you ate the poisoned food!" MePhone4 said delightfully
"POISONED!?" Amity shouted in horror
"oh relax, it just means that you all have a bad stomach for the moment, which is personal for the final part of the challenge!" MePhone4 pointed at the projector "the teams must pick 5 members to which they must handle watching the most nastiest videos and avoid throwing up, if all members on a team throw up then they lose which means that the other team with the remaining members win, oh also the robot members of the teams aren't allowed since the food didn't have even affect them"
"what...WHAT KIND OF CHALLENGE IS THAT!?" said Donut in anger
"a MePhone4 kind of challenge, now hurry up and choose somebody to do this" MePhone4 said before turning to talk to his staff members
"alright team let's do this!" Monotaro said with determination
"but...who'll go?" asked Cody
"pick me, I've got a strong stomach!" Peter said
"ok dokie then, who else?" Monotaro said
"i shall go" Candle raised her hand
"are you sure...?" Liekable said in concern
"you all look so awful, i think i can contain myself from vomiting despite not knowing what videos they're going to show us" Candle said with a sigh
"pick me next then, I've seen a bunch of nasty things before and i think i can handle it and shit" said Billy
"one more!" Monotaro exclaimed
"two more..." Donut corrected him
"i think...I'll go" Liekable said slowly
"then we need more person...i can't really do it" said Lilith while groaning
"sorry dudes but i think I'm gonna bust at any point now" Coop said holding his stomach
"heh..." Cody laughed weakly
Cucumber looked down and thought for a minute
"i...I'll go" he said after a moment of hesitation
"seriously?" Mia
"yeah, i wanna help us win" said Cucumber
"no offense but can you really do it though?" Donut said skeptically
"of course he can, we believe in you Cucumber!" Monotaro said encouraging the boy
"how do you remember his name but not mine?" Donut said with a growl
"wait what are you doing here again Daniel?" Monotaro asked to which Donut groaned
"alright then, we'll cheer on you guys!" Lilith said with a weak smile
"let's go bitches!" Peter said
"y-yeah!" Cucumber smiled
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over at the Chaotic Idiots Taco was arguing with Andrea as she already picked Y/n, Mr.Madness and Junior and Taco herself to go ahead and do the challenge
"YOU PICKED THE WORST ONES TO GO!" Taco yelled angrily
"no i totally didn't, and i think Jeffy should go as the fifth one!" Andrea argued back
"ARE YOU AN BUFFOON!? LOOK AT HIM" Taco pointed at Jeffy who was being rolled like a ball by Vectorman
"yeah so fat bodies can handle like gross stuff?" said Andrea indifferently
"you listen to you stupid-"
"what'd i miss?" Cherzi came behind then to which Taco quickly ran to her
"CHERZI, THIS IS YOUR FAULT, ANDREA PICKED THE WORST PEOPLE TO DO THIS STUPID CHALLENGE!" Taco yelled to which Cherzi just stared at her
"i didn't!" Andrea growled "you know, Cherzi you go as well!"
"ARE YOU JOKING ME!?" Taco yelled again
"hmm okay" Cherzi nodded
"WHAT?" Taco then turned to her
"good then go tell the phone thingy then!" Andrea said with a graceful tone
"but you...AUGHH!" Taco roared before storming away
"amusing" Cherzi smiled before following her soon
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then the members all stood in front of the Projector screen while the others stood on the side
Liekable, Peter, Candle, Billy and Cucumber were standing next to each while Taco, Cherzi, Junior, Mr.Madness and Y/n stood together
"okay the rules are simple, if all members of a team vomits then the other team's with the remaining members win, are you all ready?"asked MePhone4
"just bring it on!" Billy said before MePhone4 nodded and then pressed something before the projector screen showed a video of pimples popping
"oh...oh GOD!" Junior quickly threw up next to Mr.Madness then who yelped in disgust
Taco growled and stood still for the next 2 minutes before the video changed to Joey dancing naked which made Billy gag and then quickly throw up next
"FUCK!" Billy said between vomiting
"oh my i see you found my private video muchachos!" Joey said laughing happily
the video then changed to a dirty toilet which everybody groaned at before it then changed to a video of a woman giving birth
"oh...oh i can't i just-" Liekable didn't finish and just threw up on the ground
"just stooooop~ it alread!" Mr.Madness said before suddenly he threw up inside his mask which he screamed as the puke got stuck in his face which made the others cringe in return
it was Peter, Cucumber and Candle against Taco, Cherzi and Y/n then
"hah...you can't beat me" Y/n smirked
"oh really?" MePhone4 before he changed the screen to a image of Y/n and Peter kissing
"WHAT THE FUCK!?" Y/n yelled before vomit immediately shot up out his mouth
Peter laughed so hard that he accidentally made himself throw up
"oh fucking hell..." Billy threw up again which made Lilith throw up before Quamax did so along with Joey and Amity
"WHAT IS HAPPENING!?" Donut screamed as he accidentally got vomit on himself
then Cucumber and Candle were against Cherzi and Taco...
MePhone4 kept showing gross and grossier videos which made none of them puke
it went for 5 minutes which was enough to make the others stop throwing up
MePhone4 tapped his foot and growled "okay this is getting boring, how about this? the next person to vomit loses the challenge!"
"that's not...fair" Cucumber huffed
"you really know how to complicate things..." said Candle as she was panting heavily
"fine...throw whatever you got at me, i won't...go down" Taco said breathlessly as Cherzi remained silent but worked up quite a sweat
"YOU GUYS CAN DO IT!" Amity shouted to her friends
"we believe in you guys!" Monotaro shouted to his friends
"let's see if you guys can handle this" MePhone4 smirked before pressing something on the back of the projector which then played This Video
everybody stared at the screen in horror and disgust and the remaining competitors started shaking....
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"I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!" Taco screamed before throwing up all over the floor
"AND TEAM WANNABEES WINS!" Brooklyn Guy shouts
"congratulations Wannabees, you can go back to your cabins now while Chaotic Idiots will be meeting me at the Elimination Center tonight!" MePhone4 chuckled
the Wannabees cheer loudly and run to their members
"YOU ACTUALLY DID IT!" Coop scooped Cucumber on his shoulder then
"T-thanks but i-"
"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WON!" Donut yelled happily as he patted Candle on the back while she looked extremely sick
"oh please just-"
"EVERYBODY LIFT THEM UP!" Peter said to everyone then lifted Cucumber and Candle up
"HIP HIP!" Peter started
"HURRAY!" the others cheered as they lifted their winners higher
"HIP HIP!" Peter said again
"HURRAY!" the others cheered again
"one more time...HIP HIP!" Peter laughed
"HURRA-"
but then Cucumber and Candle throw up all over them causing the Wannabees to scream
"EWW!" Mia shrieked in disgust
"oh FUCK!" Billy looked at his shirt and groaned
"we tried to warn you..." said Cucumber wiping his mouth
"i am sincerely sorry!" Candle said with a sad face
"it doesn't matter, WE STILL WON!" Monotaro cheered which the others did too
"TAKE THAT Y/N YOU BITCH!" Peter laughed and stuck his tongue at Y/n who was now on the ground in defeat and groaning
"LET'S GO PLAY WITH MY THING NOW!" Monotaro cheered again
"YEAH!...wait you mean with your peni-"
"LET'S CELEBRATE MOTHERFUCKERS!" Billy said cutting Cody off before they all walked away leaving the Chaotic Idiots in sorrow
"this sucks..." Quamax sighed
"you think that's bad? now i have to clean up the mess here!" Chef Pee Pee said with a little cry
"yeah, good luck!" Brooklyn Guy laughed and left to which Chef Pee Pee sighed
Taco punched the ground and growled "THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT DAVENPORT, HAD YOU LET ME PICK WHO SHOULD'VE WENT THEN THIS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED YOU STUPID IMBECILE!"
"oh my gosh just calm down, that was just luck that they won, we'll totally win next time" said Andrea indifferently while checking her nails while Taco growled like an animal ready to strike it's prey
"must clean must clean must clean!" Vectorman went around absorbing the puke with his vacuum
"oh that's actually nice of you!" said Chef Pee Pee with a smile
"well Chaotic Losers follow me to the EC!" MePhone4 motioned them to come over
"fuck everything..." Y/n sighed
"we'll do better next time my friends..i hope" King Tubby sighed deeply before following MePhone4 with the others too except for Taco and Cherzi
Taco stood there with her fists shaking in anger before Cherzi walked up to her with a frown
"victorious yet?" said Cherzi sarcastically
"oh shut up you buffoon...it's all that stupid girl's fault" Taco grunted and stomped her foot angrily
"..so" Cherzi said
"so what? we lost..." Taco sighed in frustration
"the real question is...who deserves to be kicked off?" Cherzi said with a smile to which Taco then stopped and thought deeply at what she just said
"you know...I'd started talking to some people if i were you" Cherzi smirked before walking away to follow the others leaving Taco to stand there for a few seconds...before a malicious smile comes to her face and she quickly followed Cherzi soon
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at the elimination center...trees surrounded them while they all stood around near a campfire next to wooden logs while MePhone4 and Brooklyn Guy stood next to a small shack
"hello to the Elimination Center losers, you'll be writing your votes inside this shack before we can begin the actual elimination...so go ahead and make sure you pick whoever screwed you the most in today's challenge" MePhone4 said with a smirk walking away with Brooklyn Guy
Taco finished talking to Mr.Madness to which the masked man then went inside the shack
later after everyone voted...
they all sat on the wooden logs then while MePhone4 and Brooklyn Guy stood in the middle with the latter holding a bowl of peanuts
"what's with the bowl?" Amity asked
"whoever gets a peanut means that they're safe from being kicked off, the one who doesn't get one is getting booted...speaking of which, here you go Amity" MePhone4 snapped his fingers before Brooklyn Guy threw a peanut at Amity which hit her softly in the chest and she just looked at it in confusion
"the other safe people here are Mr.Madness, Jeffy and Junior along with Y/n and Joey" MePhone4 said before each one was given a peanut
"YEAH SUCK MY DICK BITCHES!" Y/n yelled
"YAY JUNIOR WE'RE SAFE!" Jeffy cheered
"and they thought we were getting eliminated first PFFFT!" Junior sneered
Joey ate his peanut and moaned loudly to which Mr.Madness rolled his eyes then
"Taco, Cherzi along with Tubby and Quamax are safe" each one was given a peanut then
MePhone4 then held the final peanut "Andrea...Vectorman...there's only piece left and that means one of you will be eliminated tonight"
"understood" Vectorman nodded while Andrea checked her nails
Taco groaned while everyone else looked at MePhone4 who was silent...
"and the final peanut goes to....."
Vectorman!
Vectorman was given his peanut while Andrea looked shock
"YOU GUYS VOTED FOR ME!?" she yelled angrily
"no hard feelings..." Quamax shrugged
"but...but-"
"but nothing, you led us poorly and this is your result of being a failure, now go away" Cherzi said to which Taco snickered while Andrea shook angrily
"well Andrea it's for you to go back home!" Brooklyn Guy said
"UGH, FINE, YOU GUYS JUST LOST A IMPORTANT AND VIRAL VLOGGER IN YOUR STUPID TEAM!" Andrea shouted at them
"wow what a crybaby" Y/n smirked
"yeah!" Junior nodded
"BRO YOU CAN'T TALK WHEN YOU YOURSELF CRY EVERY SINGLE TIME YOU DON'T GET WHAT YOU WANT" Quamax yelled at Junior
"oh...well whatever she lost anyways!" Junior snorted
"that's so peee peee~!" Jeffy said smacking his diaper again
MePhone4 then pressed something on his screen and the campfire turned to a catapult
"well, time to get booted...ANN-DREA!" MePhone4 said which caused Andrea to turn red before a blue light teleported her into the catapult
"uh...is that safe?" asked Amity in worry
"....maybe?" MePhone4 shrugged
Taco walked up to Andrea and waved with a smirk "bye bye you miserable creature"
"OH SCREW YO-AHHHHHH!" Andrea was then launched into the night sky and everybody could only hear her fading screams before they stopped
"....WOWOWOWOWOWO!" Joey yelled
"why!? there wasn't even anything for you to say that for!" Y/n looked at the large man laughing and dancing
"hmph...goooood~ riddance i say!" Mr.Madness sneered
"well, you guys can go back to your beds now" Brooklyn Guy said as he then yawned
"can we listen to hop hop before bed?" Jeffy asked
"NO!" Quamax shouted immediately
Vectorman stared at the sky for a moment before looking at the light peanut in his hand and wondering something to himself...
"hey are you coming Vectorman?" Amity asked
"....affirmative, let's go friends" Vectorman then crushed the peanut before quickly leaving to which Amity frowned at before sighing and then following behind with the others
"so...are we letting Chef Pee Pee clean by himself?" Brooklyn Guy asked
"pfft, what do you expect from me?" MePhone4 laughed before he and Brooklyn Guy disappeared in that same blue light
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Cucumber was sitting outside next to the circle of talk before Liekable came and sat next to him
"hey buddy" Liekable smiled
"oh hey Liekable....i feel much better now by the way" Cucumber said rubbing his now easy stomach
"same...i just wanted to congratulate you on the victory again" Liekable said staring at the fire
"it's fine...i just did what everyone would've done" Cucumber said shyly
"well...you did good" Liekable smiled to which Cucumber did as well....before King Tubby came and literally smacked Liekable on the head with a pipe making Cucumber shriek in horror as Liekable was left unconscious
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?" Cucumber screamed at the cat
"uh not letting people get to my head as that note told me to do, I've got a pipe too!" King Tubby said proudly
"THEY DIDN'T REALLY MEAN FOR YOU TO HIT THEM WITH A PIPE WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!?" Cucumber said as he checked on Liekable who was still unconscious
"but...Cherzi told me what i needed to do, isn't this a normal human activity?" asked King Tubby in confusion
"h-human!? what are you saying...and why would Cherzi tell you to do this!?" Cucumber said as a bunch of questions ran in his head and was wondering just what in the heck happened just now??
"oh...i think I've made a small mistake" King Tubby chuckled sheepishly before walking away in embarrassment while Cucumber tried waking Liekable up...
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MePhone4 was seen inside his room then before turning to the camera and smirking
"well dear viewers that was episode 1 of TCB, probably not our strongest episode right now but trust me it'll be even crazier soon enough, now then if you guys want to send a message to our contestants or even a gift then go ahead and click on our link below, also i want more drama from you, yes YOU...so I've made three new questions that you may answer or not, it's up to you...anyways we'll see you again in the next episode of TOTAL CROSSOVER BATTLE!...this is me, MePhone4 signing off!"
....
"why do you have a camera filming you on your own private room?" said Chef Pee Pee who was standing inside the room the whole time to which MePhone4 just stared at him in awkwardness...before the episode faded to black finally
Messages Submits Have Been Closed, thanks to those who left a message and gifts!
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TEAM WANNABEES
TEAM CHAOTIC IDIOTS
Notes:
the tik tok girl is out oh no 😭
Chapter 3: Episode 2: Unhinged Doors
Summary:
the campers do another challenge and a few of the members go insane for a few minutes...
Notes:
there's gonna be a little mini story plot.
also half of the chapter is about your messages and the challenge itself is kinda short, but don't worry because i found a way to fix that, so don't be afraid to keep leaving your messages and gifts!
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
EPISODE 2: UNHINGED DOORS
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the episode starts with Candle leaving the boys cabin and sighing as Cucumber and Mia stood outside
"is Liekable going to be okay?" asked Cucumber anxiously
"of course, no need to worry, he's just unconscious for now" Candle smiled to which Cucumber sighed in relief
"how did he even get knocked out again?" asked Mia in confusion
"i-i don't know...Tubby just came and smacked Liekable with a pipe and said that Cherzi told him it was a normal thing...humans do?" said Cucumber a little confused about the human part
"well sheesh, i know that cat is a little slow but i didn't expect him to be THAT gullible either" Mia said rolling her eyes
"i am sure Tubby didn't mean any harm" Candle said in his defense "besides if anything, then Cherzi is the one we should be demanding an explanation from"
"but...i don't know why she'd do it..." Cucumber said wondering in concern
"well she keeps harassing the guy, I think she has a crush or something" Mia shrugged
"i highly doubt that..." Candle said with a sigh
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then we cut over to Amity talking to Quamax and King Tubby to which he looked very nervous for obvious reasons
"so what's up with the abomination stuff?" asked Quamax
"oh, well...i'm a witch that can do magic" Amity admitted much to Quamax's surprise
"really!? i...i just thought it was some sort of machine thing or something" Quamax admitted
"well we have machines too but...magic is definitely necessary for...well basically everything in my world, at first i thought only witches and wizards could do magic but then Luz came and proved me wrong...she's really good at glyph magic" said Amity smiling proudly at the image of Luz having mastered the arts of glyph magic
"that's actually pretty cool!...wait Tubby you good bro?" Quamax said as he noticed that the cat was sort of shaky
"I DIDN'T HIT ANYBODY!" King Tubby yelled suddenly which confused the two before he quickly realized his mistake and coughed before speaking in a professional manner "i-i mean but of course! i was just merely admiring the beauty of Mother mother nature!"
"oh...well we just thought you were feeling a little odd today" Amity said to which King Tubby chuckled in response
"oh come on dear! odd, me? i could never!" said the cat as he laughed nervously
"yeah i mean, at least you're not fruity like Cody" Quamax laughed
"yeah...i...i'm just a normal vegetable!" King Tubby said with a puffed chest then
"i didn't mean fruity as in...actually nevermind, i need to go and do something quick before MePhone4 comes in and ruins the day for us" said Quamax with a sigh
"yeah that's fine, i actually need to talk to someone right now so...i guess I'll see you guys?" Amity said smiling
"of course, and if you ever see a pipe laying around then...uh...nothing gotta go now bye!" King Tubby then quickly ran away leaving Amity and Quamax confused to which they shrugged and just walked away from each other.
behind a tree then came Taco with a little smirk
"magic you say...?" she muttered and thought deeply with malicious intentions before quickly walking into the girls cabin and pulling out a piece of paper with a bunch of names on it.
"okay, Amity has magic which is pretty useful...Vectorman is a robot, seems to obey commands easily and...Cherzi" Taco then hummed as she pondered whether she should recruit that odd girl or not...
Taco groaned and sighed deeply "now what should i do about her, she's no Balloon or Pickle...oh how inexplicably frustrating this is"
"what's frustrating?" a voice from behind Taco caused her to yelp and quickly hide the note behind her before looking up and seeing that it was Cherzi who sneaked on her.
"y-you!" Taco frowned angrily "don't sneak up on me like that again..."
"okay, will do it again then" Cherzi shrugged to which Taco groaned before the former noticed that the Taco was hiding something
"what are you hiding" asked Cherzi
"and just what business does it have to do with you?" Taco retorted
"oddly enough, i think that the person you were comparing balloons and pickles with had something to do with me" Cherzi said burying her eyes deep into Taco who then looked away with a small groan
"it's just personal stuff, surely you understand that I've no intention of being nice to anyone here...so you may expect a lot of talk from me" Taco said to which Cherzi just hummed
"hmm, that's nice, give it now" said Cherzi which confused Taco
"excuse me?" Taco said
"give it" Cherzi said again pointing at the thing Taco was hiding
"do you honestly expect me to-"
"and you expect me to let you go easily after this?" Cherzi quickly cut her off to which Taco sweated nervously
"this...this is harassment and invading my privacy!" said Taco angrily as she backed away a little
"i don't care, if you have something to do with me then i want to know, so either you tell me or-"
"or what!?" Taco snapped at her "you'll kill me? HAH, you idiotic creature, don't you know that MePhone4 can revive us at any time? so just go ahead and do your worst, in the end i still win" Taco said smirking at Cherzi's upset expression then
"oh well...guess you're not leaving for the rest of the day then, oh! maybe even for the challenge? i guess MePhone4 is going to get mad at us both for not arriving on time...could even disqualify us both, don't really know" Cherzi shrugged as she then stood next to the door while Taco looked at her in disbelief
"are you...ARE YOU STUPID!? okay then lock us in here, what if Amity wanted to come in, and imagine your shock when she informs the others of your own stupidity and stubbornness for keeping us both in, indubitably that'll do wonders for your reputation here huh?" said Taco with a little shaky smirk
"in return I'd just tell them that you were comparing us to objects then?" Cherzi said to which Taco then stood in silence and anger before groaning loudly
"OH FINE YOU STUBBORN CRITTER, HERE!" Taco threw the paper angrily towards Cherzi feet to which the latter giggled before picking it up as Taco stood impatiently with a upset expression
"oh...oh that's just adorable!" Cherzi laughed and stared at Taco then "you wanted me on your side...seriously?"
"oh shut it up you...i simply saw the best of us here and merely wanted to form friendships with you all, that's all" Taco said innocently to which Cherzi rolled her eyes
"didn't you say that you had no intentions of being nice to anyone?" Cherzi raised her brow at Taco who chuckled in return
"of course i did, but there are a few exceptions...such as you" Taco smiled to which Cherzi gave her a unimpressed look
"right, so you mean to tell me that you think that neat obsessed heap of junk is somehow you want to be friends with, and not because that they seem to listen to others no matter what...and I suppose you want to befriend that Amity girl too, not because of her magical abilities that'll help you immensely in the game but because you find her interesting...sure i believe you" Cherzi then dropped the note and gave Taco a bored look
"....okay fine" Taco sighed in defeat before crossing her arms "yes, I'm planning to befriend them...for the game benefits of course, and pray tell...what are you gonna do about it? i could just exclude you from the list and then have my other lackeys vote for your elimination...a scary thought yes?"
"you think i care?" Cherzi replied to which Taco raised her eyebrow before the pink haired girl continued "i don't care about your stupid threats or whoever you plan to recruit, i could just quit the stupid game right now and leave you and the rest of you miserable creatures to play on this worthless Island"
"oh really...then why don't you leave now, what's stopping you from doing that darling?" Taco tasked mockingly
"hmm...a certain someone" Cherzi smiled before looking back at Taco "oh and by the way, thanks for telling me your plan, i think I'll go tell Amity and Vectorman now"
"w-what!?" Taco gasped as Cherzi then turned to walk away "wait, you absolutely cannot do that, don't you dare walk away from me!"
Taco shook angrily before growling and turning away in defeat.
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"actually...maybe i can join you"
"....huh?" Taco opened her eyes and looked back to see Cherzi right in front of her which made the Taco back away in surprise
"w-what...oh please, as if I'd fall for that!" Taco said giving her a suspicious look
"you don't have to trust me, we could be a secret alliance..." said Cherzi to which Taco sneered then
"oh a secret alliance? with the same girl who refused to run during the first challenge, agreed to let a stupid teenager become our leader which inevitably led to us losing...goodness, i was really planning on recruiting you...i guess i had too much expectations for you" Taco mocked to which Cherzi just smiled in response
"oh i wasn't even trying at the time, you know just what kind of person i am...tell you what little Taco, you do something for me and i...will help convince both the girl and the robot to join you" Cherzi said which Taco look at her weirdly
"well aren't you confident, and do explain to me just why i can't do that on my own? i already manipulated multiple people before, your help isn't really necessary...actually it's kind of useless" said Taco
"oh and how did that go for you?" Cherzi countered to which Taco passed for a moment as a image of a tall person came to her before she quickly shook her head and growled at the taller creature who kept smirking
"you think you're unstoppable...but we all know that you're useless on your own, i'm kind enough to offer you my support...we both know by now that the people watching this stupid show already know what you've done, if we work together then we both have a better chance of not being voted off despite what we say or do..." Cherzi then looked at Taco who was thinking deeply
Cherzi sighed "silence...i don't like waiting for answers, if you can't choose then I guess I'll go awa-"
"oh calm down you buffoon" Taco abruptly said and sighed
"so?" Cherzi asked impatiently
"....fine, we'll work together...you prevent me from being voted off and I'll do the same for you, but you better keep that big mouth of yours shut when it comes to my true intentions...understand?" Taco said sternly to which Cherzi shrugged
"i do whatever i want, but...sure....however there's one more thing you need to know" Cherzi then extended her hand to Taco who rolled her eyes and then extended her own before shaking hands with Cherzi "and that is?" Taco asked before Cherzi smirked and leaned in to her
"i'm not your friend...."
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shortly after that Cherzi and Taco were seen walking towards Amity who was near a tree and frowning
"Amity, hello there" Taco greeted
"what's with the frown?" asked Cherzi
"oh...hello there...uh" Amity rubbed her head in awkwardness then
"oh dear...it's alright we all forget things so often, you can call me Taco" Taco smiled sweetly
"Cherzi Unistar" Cherzi said but without a smile
"you didn't tell me your last name before..." Taco gave Cherzi a look to which the latter shrugged
"oh right, sorry about that...it's....it's been rough" Amity sighed sadly
"why so?" Taco asked
"it's just...i'm worried about my friends back at home...what if something bad happened to them?" said Amity holding herself
"probably not" Cherzi said simply which made Amity look at her frowning
"well you can't know that..." Amity said a little defensively
"well don't you believe in your friends?" Cherzi replied
"i...i do but-"
"what about your girlfriend?" Cherzi said again
"Luz?...i...i mean yeah she's really good at...everything but, she still needs me" Amity said looking down
"well...we feel sorry for you, and we thought that maybe you could join our little alliance?" Taco asked
"alliance?" Amity repeated
"yes, see Amity...we think that you deserve the prize as much as we do, the others here only want stupid things...what would that Joey even use the prize for, or what about Y/n? that masked idiot as well...those people are selfish and just want to benefit themselves, however you...you just want to save your friends and home don't you?" Cherzi said as Amity nodded slowly
"yeah...I'd do anything to help..." Amity said in desperation
"then join us...we'll work together as a team, we'll keep you safe until the teams disband whenever MePhone4 says so, that you can rest easy knowing that you won't be eliminated and fail your friends...and girlfriend" Cherzi then gave a tiny smirk to Taco as Amity then was looking down for a few moments before eventually responding
"you mean it...will you girls really help me stay safe until the end?" Amity asked with uncertainty
"of course, we're not heartless people...we all need to stick together and help each other out...of course it'll be everybody for themselves at the end but...that's better than being kicked off earlier into the game right?" Taco said to which Amity hummed...before slowly smiling
"okay then...i guess we can join as a alliance" Amity said which Taco clapped profusely
"how jolly!...we only need Vectorman to join us next" Taco said smiling
"Vectorman...he kinda looked upset during Andrea's elimination" Amity said remembering that moment
"that's how it works dear...it is most unfortunate to see our friends get eliminated but...they played a fair game haven't they?" Taco said with a sad sigh
Cherzi rolled her eyes and then spoke up "Vectorman must be in that nasty kitchen...let's go talk to him"
"ugh..." Taco groaned in disgust at the thought of visiting the dining hall again before shaking her head then "oh fine...Amity dear we'll see you later okay?"
"sure thing, thank you both so much by the way!" Amity said as she was very grateful for their support
"oh don't thank us yet...farewell now" Taco said before turning away as a very evil smirk appeared in her face
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"woah this place looks very clean now!" said a happy Chef Pee Pee as Vectorman was seen cleaning the dishes
"affirmative, all filth has been terminated" Vectorman said giving a thumbs up
"thank you for helping me clean, you can go now if you want to?" said Chef Pee Pee to which Vectorman nodded before walking out of the kitchen and meeting Taco and Cherzi on the way
"greetings Vectorman" Taco began
"what's up?" Vectorman said
"why do you talk that way and then speak like a emotionless robot the other time?" Cherzi asked with confusion
"it's...complicated" Vectorman responded
"oh my...well dear we won't judge you for it" said Taco sweetly
"i detect no sincerity from your voice" said Vectorman flatly
"she just said that she won't judge you, yet you've immediately judged her credibility in only a matter of seconds...that's very questionable behavior" said Cherzi to which Vectorman looked down
"didn't mean to be rude..." said the robot lowly
Taco nudged Cherzi on the leg and cleaned her throat before speaking up "oh no it's quite alright dear, but...my curiosity has peaked and i was wondering what you'd do with the prize?"
"unsure, MePhone4 didn't explain what kind of prize it was" Vectorman replied simply
"he said it'll change your life, no more problems and whatever else..." Cherzi grunted
"in this case, i want to exterminate all filth and pollution from the earth, my creators left me in charge of cleaning up the mess, had to fight a giant spider too and i was victorious...but the earth still needs to be cleaned" Vectorman said with a bit of determination
"well...why don't you join our alliance then, we'll keep you safe from being voted off until our teams separate towards the end, we're basically giving you a free boost yes?" Taco said smiling while Cherzi just looked very bored
"maybe, an alliance sounds risky..." Vectorman said unsure of what to do
"well...it's the only way of preventing you from getting eliminated earlier from the game, think logically my dear robotic friend" Taco said before Vectorman hummed
"...affirmation, i accept then" Vectorman said with a thumbs up
"good...cam we go now?" Cherzi groaned
"what's with the mood switch?" Taco gave her a scowl
"i want to do that thing already...listen junk-err...i mean Vectorman, we'll see you later okay?" said Cherzi before she looked at a bowl sitting on a table and then pushing it on the ground which made it shatter
"clean that up by the way" Cherzi smiled before walking away
"okay...?" Vectorman said before looking at Taco who gave him a sheepish smile before excusing herself to leave
Taco catches up with Cherzi and gives her a very annoyed face
"was that really your way of making an excuse to leave?" asked Taco angrily
"no, i just wanted him to clean up my mess" Cherzi bluntly said
"....amusing I'd admit, however...just what is it that you need me to do again?" Taco asked before Cherzi stopped near the boys cabin belonging to the Wannabees and smiled
"simply, i need you to-"
suddenly the megaphones on the pole screeched loudly and then came Brooklyn Guy's voice
"ALRIGHT MAGGOTS GATHER AROUND THE CIRCLE OF LIFE, DON'T BE LATE!" the puppet yelled before the announcement stopped
Taco growled as Cherzi then sighed
"damn them...i guess I'll have to wait for later" Cherzi said with a grunt
"but what is it?" Taco asked to which she was ignored by Cherzi who then walked over to the circle of talk leaving Taco to groan in annoyance before following her
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{Play Track} ~ Walk Theme
MePhone4 and Brooklyn Guy stood in the middle of the circle with all the other campers including Liekable now sitting on the wooden logs
"are you feeling better now Liekable?" asked Donut as Liekable held his head
"i think..." Liekable groaned
"who even hit you?" asked Peter to which King Tubby whistled innocently as Cucumber gave him a glare
"oh did someone hurt my Urbie?" Cherzi faked a gasp
"hey...why don't you-"
"hush honey, adults are talking" Cherzi shushed Cucumber who quickly slumped down in his seat with a annoyed face
"man do we have to do another fucking challenge!?" Billy said angrily "the last one was FUCKING SHIT!"
"now Billy, remember what we practiced" Candle said calmly
"i wasn't even paying attention to your mediating whatever, i just wanted beer..." Billy sighed
"drinking in front of kids?" Lilith gave him a questioned look
"i don't care..." said Billy
"so are we doing another challenge or what?" asked Y/n impatiently
"right after the messages which speaking of, we've got a lot of them today along with a few gifts!" MePhone4 said in excitement as Chef Pee Pee then brought in a big box
"oh God my back...oww!" Chef Pee Pee groaned as he felt his back cracking
"heh...that's what happens when me and Chef Pee Pee banged" said Cody as he laughed pervertly
"bruh..." Quamax shook his head then
"shut up Cody you're so gay!" Junior said angrily
"uh guys...i pooped my pants" Jeffy announced which caused Amity to groan in disgust
"wait why are we here again?" Monotaro asked
"for the messages, Jesus kid you retarded or something?" said Brooklyn Guy
"woooah!" Coop gasped in shock "man you need to come cool down a little"
"yeah, why are you calling Donut retarded!?" Monotaro said in anger
"he wasn't even talking about me!?" Donut said in frustration
"oh hi Donut!" Monotaro waved
"why are you this way!?" Donut said even more frustrated than before
"caaan~ we just staaart~ already?" Mr.Madness said in impatience
"yeah... so i can go back to sulking in my darkness" Clare sighed deeply
"emo..." Y/n sneered to which Clare gave him a glare
"okay, Peter, Mia, Lilith Billy and Mr.Madness along with Quamax didn't receive any messages...sucks for you!" MePhone4 sneered
"COME ON MAN, I'M THE FUCKING HERO OF DANGANRONPA 101, PRAISE MY ASS WITH WORDS AND GIFTS BITCH!" Peter suddenly yelled much to their startle
"calm the fuck down man, I don't care about messages...just send me some budweiser beer or something" said Billy as he sighed
"well people just don't appreciate beautiful people like me anyway" Mia pouted
"they probably just keep mocking my hair..." Lilith groaned
"i don't caaaare~ what the viewers have to say..." Mr.Madness said with a grunt
"well damn..." Quamax shrugged as he didn't care about receiving messages that much
"well now that the unpopular losers have quiet down, let's begin with our message and gift, it's for King Tubby!" MePhone4 said before Chef Pee Pee gave Tubby a box and a note
"oh how jolly, let's see what it says..." King Tubby then began reading the note in a humble voice " '..Okay that was my fault. Don't hit people in the heads with pipes. Take an ice pack and.. give it to whoever you hit with the pipe.' " King Tubby gulped before opening the box to find a ice pack inside
"wait...you hit me?" Liekable said with disbelief
"yeah...but Cherzi told him to do it!" Cucumber said pointing to the smiling girl
"oh...i should've known" Liekable groaned
"my deepest apologies, i thought it was a normal thing to do...please forgive me!" King Tubby whimpered to which Liekable sighed before nodding
"yeah its fine...can you give me that, my head is killing me..." Liekable said with another groan
"absolutely, here!" King Tubby then accidentally threw the ice pack hard which hit Liekable in the face and knocked him out of his seat to which both Peter and Donut looked at him in shock
"Heh..." Cherzi giggled while King Tubby looked horrified
"oww! that's gotta hurt...anyways next message!" MePhone4 said casually
Chef Pee Pee opened up two notes and began reading them "okay those are for Liekable and the first one says 'I have to admit Liekable is pretty cool, although I know almost nothing about him (I didn't really read all of the killing game series)' wait...how does this person know about that?" asked the chef in confusion
"those assholes broadcasted the killing..." Y/n groaned
"which you helped with" Peter said smirking to which Y/n groaned louder
"that's pops for ya, always one to entertain the viewers!" said Monotaro happily
"that's not something to be happy about..." Amity muttered
Chef Pee Pee shrugged before reading the next note "and the next one says...Liekable is Liekable?"
Liekable couldn't respond so he just gave a thumbs up as he laid on the ground still.
"i agree" Peter said
"same" Y/n nodded
"yep" Coop nodded as well
"what...?" Mia looked at them in confusion
"uh...moving on then, Monotaro has two messages and one gift" Chef Pee Pee then pulled a large box from within that big box.
"why so many boxes today?" asked Vectorman
"can Jeffy have a box?" Jeffy said raising his hand
"why?" Cody asked
"cause i wanna stick my pp in it" Jeffy said casually much to the others bafflement
"heh...i wanna stick mine in Amity-" Junior then quickly got hit by a fireball from Amity who looked extremely red in the face and angry as well
"you can do that too!?" Donut said in shock as Amity pouted
Chef Pee Pee opened up the box first and held a note before reading it "it says, 'behold a bigger thing' wait what...?"
Chef Pee Pee then opened the box to find a big cushion that was shaped like the word Thing...
"MY THING IS BIGGER NOW!" Monotaro gasped
"WOAH MONOTARO CAN WE PLAY WITH YOUR BIG THING!?" Junior begged as his face was burned now
"IT'S SO LONG AND BIG!" Jeffy said begging as well
"BRUH...they're not even trying to hide the sussyness anymore!" Quamax said in disbelief
Chef Pee Pee rolled his eyes before throwing the cushion to Monotaro who gladly hugged it tightly
"anyways the other message for him is 'why do you forget things?" yeah that's a good question, you forget everything in a matter of seconds for some reason!" said Chef Pee Pee
"uh...i...can't remember why?" Monotaro said scratching his head
"actually...i have a question" said Candle "does anyone remember how they got here?"
"i was recording a video before blacking out..." Billy said
"same" Quamax hummed
"i was walking in the street..." Liekable said holding the ice pack next to his head
"Tara was about to yell at me but i got here L.O.L" Peter laughed
"isn't that...nevermind, i was walking around and just got here for some reason" Donut explained
"i can't reeemember~!" Mr.Madness said angrily
"i was in my dorm..." Lilith sighed
"in the forest" Taco said simply
"i...i was....huh...i...can't remember?" Cucumber said holding his head
"how's that possible?" asked Vectorman
"i...i don't know!?" Cucumber said panicking a little
"hold on, those who remember what they were doing before being teleported here, could you all please raise your hands?" Candle asked kindly to which some of them did such as Liekable, Donut, Mia, Billy, Quamax, Joey, Lilith, Peter, Y/n, Vectorman, Taco, King Tubby, Jeffy and Junior, Coop, Clare, Cody and finally Taco before Candle did the same thing
"wait...Cherzi?" Taco looked at Cherzi who rolled her eyes
"I was in my castle" she simply said
"why didn't you raise your hand?" Donut asked
"i didn't feel like it" she shrugged
"ugh..." Liekable rolled his eyes at her then
"Amity?" Candle looked at Amity who seemed to be holding her head in pain
"i...i was...Luz and Eda were captured but...but i don't know...it just doesn't feel right...?" Amity groaned in agony while the others looked concerned
"i...i can't even remember anything!" Cucumber said in frustration
"yooooou~ brought us in!" Mr.Madness pointed at MePhone4 who was looking a little annoyed "we deeeemand~ how you got ussss~ here!"
"private information maggot!" Brooklyn Guy said in return
"but what about Monotaro?" asked Lilith
"pretty sure he's just easily forgettable" Mia said as Monotaro started licking his cushion
"you need to explain what's going on now" Candle gave MePhone4 a glare
"hey hey hey! what's with the questions!?" MePhone4 growled angrily "just know that you were all brought randomly, i don't care if you remember how you got here or not, you're all here for a game and that's all gotta it?"
"fucking bullshit..." Billy grunted
"uh...okay we have some messages for Amity" Chef Pee Pee before pulling some notes from the box
"okay..." Amity says slowly
"the first one says 'Good luck! You can do it'"
"thanks, i haven't done much but...i'll help anyway I can in today's challenge" said Amity as she rubbed her head
"you can help me with my-" Junior then quickly shut up after Amity gave him a death glare
Chef Pee Pee then read the next one "and this one says 'Amity, tell me this honestly. Would you rather be in the boiling isles with your friends, or, be here with all your teammates?'"
"the answer is kinda obvious..." Lilith muttered
"oh well, don't get me wrong you all but...I've been here for only two days, which compared to my best friends..." Amity said in embarrassment before shrugging slowly
"it's fine, honestly anybody would rather be with their friends than whatever this is" Liekable said as he no longer used the ice pack
"that's right, we won't hate you for what you truly want" said Candle with a smile
"i'm glad you guys understand..." Amity smiled slowly then
"you act like you don't want the prize..." Taco said in disapproval to which Amity just shrugged in return
"and the final message for Amity says 'What's the craziest thing you've seen happen on the Boiling Isles that DIDN'T involve Luz in some way?'"
Amity chuckled and blushed "oh god...this is really hard to answer but...i....think...oh, wow...i actually don't know? flying witch eating monsters were all normal stuff to me since i was born, i just think that the craziness only happened after Luz came to Hexside...and you know what? despite putting my life in risk multiple times and causing WAY too much problems...i'm still glad to have her in my life"
"awww!" Monotaro said tearfully
"you must really like her..." said Cucumber
"y-yeah..." Amity blushed heavily
"scissors" Y/n then said
"what?" Amity said in confusion
"scissors" Y/n said again much to Amity's confusion
"oh my gawd bro just shut the hell up!" Peter said to which Y/n chuckled as Amity just looked even more confused than before
"uh...anyways we have some messages for Donut" Chef Pee Pee said as he pulled out more notes
"what did he mean by scissors...?" Brooklyn Guy whispered to MePhone4 who merely shrugged
"so what did they say about me..." asked Donut a little anxiously
"well someone said 'I feel so bad for Donut, no one listens to him. You would make a great team leader, don't worry' they wrote a smiley face too so...yeah" Chef Pee Pee said awkwardly
"oh!...well thank you!" Donut said with a big smile
"what do they mean by don't listen to him..." Clare asked
"well they're right, we don't even have a team leader and whenever I'd suggest something you guys would just brush it off and listen to Monotaro instead" Donut said a little angrily
"uh that's not true Daniel, i just think i'm suited to be the better leader!" said Monotaro
"you can't even remember my name!" Donut argued back
"of course i do Dough!" Monotaro said happily
"wrong person still!" MePhone4 shouted
"guys...is having team leaders even a good idea?" asked Lilith
"it just seems like a pointless thing to me..." Cucumber admitted
"i don't think i can listen to some leader...sorry just the way i do things!" Coop shrugged apologetically
"augh...whatever!" Donut pouted as Liekable frowned sadly
"there's another message along with a gift for you as well...wow we have a lot of them today?" Chef Pee Pee then pulled out a box and gave it Donut before handing him a note to which Donut then read " 'Woahhh, you really blew up at my message last time man. Hmm, how about a ...gift.. to cool you off?' wonder what they mean by that?"
Donut then opened the box and picked up a little pink mini fan...
"seriously?" Taco said unimpressed by it
"hey at least i'm grateful for it!" said Donut before activating the fan which sent a nice cool breeze on his face...before suddenly it started getting really fast and winding to the point of pushing him off, Donut tried turning the fan before he then quickly got blown away into the sky as everyone then stared in shock and watched him fly away screaming
"WHAT THE HELL!?" Billy yelled
"how did a little fan do that!?" Quamax asked in confusion
"oh, i did a little upgrade on it" MePhone4 chuckled
"MePhone4...bring him...NOW" Candle said sternly to which actually made MePhone4 a little scared before he groaned and pressed something in his screen before a blue light came out of nowhere and there was Donut sitting next to Liekable again
"...what!?" Donut said in utter confusion
"he got puffed away like a piggy house!" Jeffy said stupidly
"i...get this away from me!" Donut then kicked the fan away
"still grateful for the fans?" Mia asked sarcastically
"IT BLEW ME AWAY!" Donut screamed
"I wish somewhere blew me..." Cody mumbled
"what?" Brooklyn Guy said before Chef Pee Pee began speaking again
"alright Donut the next message says 'do you think someone would try to eat you while youre sleeping' well...i think I know who would" Chef Pee Pee chuckled as Donut then looked at Coop and Joey who were staring at him very intensely
"guys...no eating Donita okay?" Liekable said
"aww man..." Coop sighed
"woowooo...." Joey said sadly
"man Donut I would've loved to suck your jam off" Peter sighed
"HUH!?" Donut looked at Peter with a disturbed expression then
"there will be no sucking today dear campers!" said MePhone4
"Tch...gay" said a grumpy Cody
Chef Pee Pee rolled his eyes and read the next message "the final message for Donut is 'Ya see Donut, is superior to you all, I am the same guy who exposed MePhone4 for having Daddy issues' oooh...yikes"
"oh are you now!?" MePhone4 then took the note ripped it up and then put it on a another box before pulling out a flamethrower before he started spraying the box with flames which made the others stare at him in shock as MePhone4 continued to burn the box until it turned to nothing but ashes
MePhone4 then threw the flamethrower away and stared at the camera before speaking "that's what i think of your message!"
"oh gee...bet you feel big now huh?" said Cherzi with a eye roll
"why yes i do!" MePhone4 said proudly
"um...well anyways, i think me and my team are equal though...but thank you for the support anyways!" Donut said scratching his head as he stared at the note which was ashes by now
"did good old Joey get some messages here? WOWOWOWOWO!" Joey yelled and laughed
Billy wanted to say something but Candle stopped him with a calm smile
"actually yeah you have two messages" Chef Pee Pee with a surprised tone
"how the fuck...?" Peter said in disbelief
"ha ha you're not popular!" Y/n laughed much to Peter's anger
"the first just says...why" Chef Pee Pee then looked at Joey who was still dancing on his wooden log which was still broken after he broke it yesterday
"why what muchachos!?" Joey said laughing "it's all good, we're having a great time here WOWOWOWOWO!"
"goddammit..." Billy groaned
"this isssss~ getting annnnnoying~" Mr.Madness said as he tapped his foot impatiently
"well another message said 'You look like a Combination of EDP445 and Nikocado Avocado, get this man away from children'" Chef Pee Pee then started giggling with Brooklyn Guy
"hey man now listen, I don't think Joey is anything like those two assholes, i just think Joey is a fat idiot who needs to care about his health, i actually would rather get requested his videos than fucking nikocado and fatboygetdown" said Billy as he defended Joey much to the others surprise
"wow, i actually didn't expect that" Quamax said after a moment of silence
"see Billy? that's the type of energy you need in your life" Candle smiled at the older man who just shrugged
"just saying Joey wouldn't do anything to the kids here or whatever" Billy said before looking away
"that's right muchachos, I only touch my food inappropriately!" Joey said laughing to which made Billy face-palm then
"Clare you have a message as well" said Chef Pee Pee
"oh...is it from Jared, my boyfriend?" asked Clare with hope
"well it says 'why are you emo' ....well does that sound like your boyfriend?" asked PP to which Clare groaned and frowned
"elmo? i like elmo too!" Jeffy said happily
"it's emo...idiot" Taco rolls her eyes
"Cucumber somebody asked you, 'am I able to eat you?' what kind of freaky questions are those?" asked Chef Pee Pee
"w-what? i don't wanna be eaten at all!" Cucumber said with a shaky voice
"nah bruv we gotta cook you" said Quamax
"okay that's enough Qua" Taco said snickering as Cucumber was now sweating heavily
"Coop this is for you, 'Does Megas do something cool if you put in the Konami code? And if not, how long do you think it'll take you to make that happen?"
"putting secret codes on Megas to activate something cool...WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT BEFORE? IT ONLY WOULD'VE TAKEN ME A WEEKEND TO DO!" Coop held his head in frustration
"what's...Megas?" asked Amity
"just a gigantic cool war robot that dropped from the future before i took it, added in some improvements like video games, a candy dispenser, and a loud radio...accidentally destroyed the entire city several times but i'm sure the city can repair itself no matter how much that happens" said Coop smiling casually
"so you basically turned the robot into your car..." Lilith said from what she understood
"oh yeah, i attached a car on it's head...cool right?" Coop chuckled
"can i drive it!?" Junior asked
"Jeffy too!" Jeffy asked as well jumping up and down
"sure thing" Coop nodded
"wait don't let him drive giant robots!" Cody said frantically
"Cherzi you for some messages too!" Chef Pee Pee to which Cherzi rolled her eyes
"more pointless messages?" she sighed
"at least be grateful..." Liekable said lowly
"what's that, do you want another smack on the head?" Cherzi said mockingly
"absolutely no, i won't allow such things again!" said King Tubby
"you literally smacked Liekable with a ice pack minutes ago..." Donut said to which King Tubby then looked confused and quickly sat down in embarrassment
"first message to Cherzi says 'She's gonna be fun' and they added a evil smiley face..." Chef Pee Pee showed the paper to them then
"well Brooklyn Guy it looks like our fans have better drawing skills than you" MePhone4 said laughing
"HEY!" Brooklyn Guy gave him a angry look
"hmm" Cherzi hummed indifferently
"that's it?" Chef Pee Pee asked
"hm" Cherzi hummed again and shrugged
"why are the people supporting her?" Liekable said as he face-palmed
"i guess they like me more than you" she smirked while he groaned
"and the other said 'You look like Ms. Makima from Chainsaw man' "
"really?" Brooklyn Guy said in surprise "dunno, she kinda looks like a creature character from some shitty app or something"
"i don't care" Cherzi said flatly
"wow, brilliant responses Cherzi" MePhone4 said sarcastically "the fans are SURELY going to be happy about this.."
"you literally burned one of their messages a few minutes ago" Lilith pointed out
"did anyone hear something?" MePhone4 said to which both Chef Pee Pee and Brooklyn Guy shrugged
"wait where is my message?" Monotaro asked
"....please don't talk for the rest of the day" Donut sighed
Chef Pee Pee shook his head before pulling out another note "alright the final message for Cherzi is... 'Please, tell me, what are your opinions on Liekable?'
"oh come on, if she can't even say anything interesting about the other message what makes you think that she'd say anything different about this one?" Mia said in frustration
"and i don't care about her opinion!" Liekable said angrily
"hmm...he's like a drug to me, he makes me happy...yet miserable and angry, whenever i see him a smile comes to my face, but my mind goes numb and the only thing i want to do is tear his skin off for being such a pathetic and miserable creature for even stumbling into my life...i simply want to torture him for all eternity" Cherzi said all that so casually that the others just looked at her in worry
"...edgy" Y/n coughed
"are you okay dear?" Candle asked
"yeah" Cherzi nods
"good job making everyone uncomfortable..." Liekable gave her a glare
"i just gave my honest opinion on something, don't people want interesting responses from me?" Cherzi asked
"well the edge cuts them deep too, so calm down okay emo?" Peter said snickering
"yeah even Clare isn't that much of a emo like you" Junior laughed while Cherzi just looked unimpressed
"let us not entertain those clowns Cherzi" Taco said with a eye roll
"well now that Cherzi is done being a a 2014 emo teenager, who else got a message?" MePhone4 asked
"this one is for Vectorman" Chef Pee Pee then opened the note and began reading it "well it says 'Why the heck did Sega only give you TWO games?!?'"
"simply my duty was done, the earth was saved twice...no more adventures to do" Vectorman answered
"FUCK THAT" Peter yelled "they just didn't give a damn about you anymore, fucking assholes should've went ahead and made that 3d game or something...like damn"
"bruv maybe it's a good thing they didn't make another one, seeing as to how pretty much every series goes to shit when companies release 5 sequels and shitty racing spinoffs for some damn reason" said Y/n frustration
"sure love sitting here listening to people talk about stuff i don't know about" Mia said rolling her eyes
"LEAVE THEN BOZO!" Jeffy yelled suddenly
"yeah leave woman, this is men's talk!" Junior said joining in
"excuse you?" Mia gave them a angry look
"keep fighting you guys" MePhone4 smiled as he panned the camera to them
"no need to fight, let's just stay calm" Candle pleaded
"you can keep saying that but they won't listen..." said Donut as Monotaro was chewing loud on his Thing cushion which made Donut more than annoyed
"can you take over Brooklyn Guy, i'm. really tired..." Chef Pee Pee said with a huff before Brooklyn Guy took his place then
"okay then people, this one is for Y/n" the puppet said to which Y/n smirked at Peter who was frowning deeply as he didn't get a single message today...
"it says 'kinda gross ngl'"
"HUH?" Y/n barked as Peter laughed
"they kinda right" Quamax admitted
"how the hell am i gross when this fuck literally flashed all of you with his asshole, whoever sent this message is MENTALLY RETARDED!" Y/n yelled
"maybe they liked my asshole more than you?" Peter said smirking to which Y/n flipped him off
"the other message says...MePhone4 won't be happy but whatever, it says 'hey y/n isn't so sad steve jobs died of ligma'"
before Y/n could answer MePhone4 quickly burned the note with a flamethrower which nearly burned Brooklyn Guy as well
"WHAT THE HELL MAN!?" Brooklyn Guy yells at him
"you nearly killed him!" Chef Pee Pee scowls
"oh boy next message!" MePhone4 said cheerfully as he gave a death glare to the puppets while smiling still
"okay then whatever...Taco you have some messages as well" Brooklyn Guy sighed before pulling up some notes
Taco looked anxious but remained calm still.
"alrighty it says 'Slay (but not literally) what the hell does that mean...Penelope keeps saying that to her stupid friends" Brooklyn Guy said scratching his bald spot
"oh I'll be slaying alright..." Taco smirked
"SLAYYYY QUEEN YASS!" Peter said in a deep voice which made Taco roll her eyes
"I've slayed some evil begins myself you know?" King Tubby said bragging a little
"was it the fridge?" Cherzi mocked
"no, the fridge isn't a evil monster?" King Tubby said in confusion to which Cherzi just gave him a blank stare before looking away
"the other message asked Taco 'Why hello British object. My question for you is, if you had to pick ONE person from the II S2 cast to join you here.. who would it be? (Candle doesn't count, she's S3.)'"
Taco scoffed "absolutely NOBODY, all of them were a bunch of numb minded fools whom abilities were that equal to a trash can"
"oh yeah?, not even Micropho-"
"YOU shut your mouth" Taco said with a angry glare to which MePhone4 rolled his eyes with a smirk
"hmm..." Cherzi gave a suspicious look before shrugging
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Y/n gagged in disgust then "fuck...please don't remind me to search up their names on Google again"
"why?" Donut asked
"you don't wanna know..." Y/n said with a nauseated face
after calming down Taco motions for the puppet to continue
"uh okay...and the next one literally just says you suck..." Brooklyn Guy then saw Taco stare at him with a unimpressed face
"how brilliant...bet it took them all their remaining braincells to come up with that one huh?" Taco said with a eye roll
"Jeffy seems like he missed some chromosomes" Quamax remarked as Jeffy was seen smacking his diaper more aggressively now
Brooklyn Guy looks at Jeffy for a moment before reading the other note "alright Taco this says 'British Taco is smart, Don’t offend her, Also apologize to Microphone I only mentioned you tried stealing the prize because, well you hurt Microphone, and I ship Taco X Microphone, Also sorry British Taco but I had to Inflict Emotional damage on you' and judging by shaky Taco looks i can say that you did some massive damage"
Taco growled angrily "what...a bunch of nonsense!"
"doesn't seem like it...stealing the prize huh?" Candle hummed suspiciously
"who is Microphone?" asked Amity
"i...i...you should all..." Taco stuttered as most of them stared at her suspiciously
"would you just stop this already?" Cherzi spoke up suddenly
"and why should we?" asked Mia
"well you all must be either blind or stupid for believing some stupid stuff that a idiotic fan sent, what makes you believe that Taco tried stealing a prize other than the fact that SOMEBODY RANDOM said it" Cherzi gave them a annoyed glare to which most of them looked at each other then in uncertainty
"i only paid attention to the Taco x Microphone part" said Peter with a yawn
"what did they mean by you hurt microphone?" Clare asked to which Taco looked away before Cherzi spoke again
"nothing, most of the worms here send stupid worthless messages that mean nothing, look at Joey's for example" Cherzi said to which then some of them started muttering to each other
"man, i could say something and debunk this...BUT I WON'T BECAUSE DRAMA!" MePhone4 laughed happily
"seriously?" Chef Pee Pee shook his head in disappointment
"well...fine,. i apologize for any unnecessary stress" Candle said to Taco who merely pouted to which Candle sighed and went back to mediating
Liekable gave Cherzi a suspicious look but quickly looked away once she saw him.
Cherzi smiled and muttered something to Taco who just nodded.
"what a shitshow..." Billy mumbled
"yoooou~ said it..." Mr.Madness said in agreement
"well that was everything for Taco, now this one is for Cody" Brooklyn Guy as he pulled out a note
"oh boy...." Quamax sighed and prepared himself
"okay Cody somebody....asked....you....uh...'Who do you think is the hottest guy on island?' Brooklyn Guy said as he was weirded by the question
"OHOHOHO!" Cody happily laughed as he then turned to Cucumber who looked very disturbed then "well i have a kink for rabbit boys...but then again Junior has a nice tight butt...Liekable looks like he could take a big hotdog and hmm...you know what, i think Chef Pee Pee is still the hottest to me"
"WHAT THE HELL!? NO THAT'S HOMO DUDE!" Chef Pee Pee yelled in disbelief and disgust
"oh my god bro...who thought sending sus questions to Cody was a good thing?" said Quamax "this man is literally on horny mode looking for men's butt every second of the day!"
"don't worry Quamax, i think you're hot as well" Cody said in reassurance while the others groaned
"fucking feuircske" Y/n shook his head
"yeah Cody stop being gay!" Junior demanded
"NEVER!" Cody yelled
"can we just get done with this already!?" Mia begged
"i don't feel like comfortable..." Cucumber said anxiously as Cody moaned next to him
"well...the next question is for you Jeffy" Brooklyn Guy said
"YAY QUESTION FOR JEFFY!" Jeffy jumped up and down in excitement
"uh..yeah...anyways someone asked 'Jeffy. Who's better. You, or Junior'"
Jeffy stopped sacking his diaper and put a hand on his chin as he hummed
"uh...so what's your answer?" Liekable asked
Jeffy then opened his mouth and...
"uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..........."
Jeffy kept making a long slow sound which annoyed everyone
"JUST FUCKING SAY IT!" Billy yelled angrily
"deep breat-"
"NO, HE NEEDS TO SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY!" Billy yelled again
"i kinda agree..." Amity said with a irritated face
"uhhhhhhhhhhh......" Jeffy continued doing this until Junior whispered something in his ear
"OH! the answer is Junior teacher!" Jeffy said raising his hand high
"what? Junior did you just trick into thinking that this was a pop quiz!?" Cody gave Junior a angry look
"woah not my fault, he just I'm better!" Junior said in poor defense
"self boasting...great" Lilith rolled her eyes
"okay after that annoying encounter...let's move onto Junior" said Brooklyn Guy with a sigh before getting another note
"i bet they sent me a cool gift which is better than yours all!" Junior bragged
"just shut the hell up..." Peter grunted
"okay they said 'Why aren’t you the leader of the team you’re probably the alpha of the team?'"
"are you kidding me!? as if this brat knows how to lead anyone!" said Chef Pee Pee in shock
"SHUT UP PP, I KNOW HOW TO RUN A TEAM BETTER THAN YOU AND YOUR STUPID BIG POOP NOSE!" said Junior angrily
"let Jeffy be leader as well!" Jeffy asked
Taco growled and wanted to speak up before Cherzi put a hand on her and shook her head to which Taco raised her eyebrow
"well we'll actually decide that later, in the meantime continue Brooklyn Guy!" MePhone4 encouraged the puppet who sighed in response
"next message said 'I miss the old Super Mario Logan' trust me...we all do" Brooklyn Guy sighed deeply
"same, now they do videos with shitty puppets and make cringy jokes because Nintendo and YouTube are a bunch of ASSHOLES!" said Billy in rage
"i like their new videos, they're a hit or miss nowadays" Quamax said with a shrug
"once again...no idea what they're talking about" Mia rolled her eyes
"anyways enough crying about plushies, this next message is for Candle" said Brooklyn Guy to which Candle then stopped mediating and began listening to him
"this person said 'I can tell she will make it far, she is (possibly) the most responsible person in her team' well i guess that's true, unless someone has to say?" asked Brooklyn Guy
"oh gladly, first off her attitude? nice and calm isn't going to put you far into the game my dear, and her team members are all lacking...I'd give some advice but who am i to stop my enemy from making a mistake am I right?" Taco chortled
"only time can tell Taco, as for the question...i believe my other team members are responsible as well, Liekable, Donut and Lilith" Candle said smiling
"and...us" Coop asked to which Candle gave her a sheepish smile
"i uh...think you all are good too" she giggled nervously
"hmm...okay" Coop shrugged then
Taco gave her a glare before looking away as Brooklyn Guy spoke again
"she actually has another message and this one said 'Candle, your such a calm character and would most likely be a Co-Leader, You are one of my favorite characters in Inanimate Insanity Invitational, Also because Yin-Yang loved being floated around'"
Candle giggled with a smile and then said "thank you dear, as for leadership...i think everybody on the team should vote on it before anything, i'll gladly be another role if you wish so"
"well MePhone4 mentioned something about choosing a leader...hopefully it's me!" Donut said in a hopeful tone
"or me!" Monotaro exclaimed
"....yeah" Donut muttered
"and now...oh, there's actually some messages for me!" Brooklyn Guy said in surprise
"are they going to ask you about your bald spot?" said Y/n
"NO....it's probably something really cool!" Brooklyn Guy then opened up the notes
"okay somebody asked me 'Do you have a favourite contestant so far?' uh...no, actually i don't like anybody here and actually hope that you get killed by a meteor tonight and get crushed to death slowly" said Brooklyn Guy dropping the note as everybody looked at him in shock
"that's...really mean" said Cucumber
"well fuck you too buddy" Billy said flipping Brooklyn Guy off
"well gee glad to hear that you care about me too Brooklyn" MePhone4 said with a eye roll
"whatever, the other message says...how's Karen doing...." Brookline Guy then looked at the camera in disappointment before suddenly taking MePhone4's flamethrower and burning the paper to ashes
"everything burns..." Clare sighed
"can you stop narrating for a second?" Donut said with a annoyed sigh
Brooklyn Guy then read the next message with a big frown "and the final message for me said 'I cant say anything to you because the Super Mario Logan universe is funny and you would most likely not care about what I would say, I am just a little mad you insulted Lord Donut' well guess what!? i was actually excited for a second thinking that I'd get some pretty cool messages or at least a good gift but NOPE, all i got was a stupid favorite contestant question, some guy asking me about my wife WHICH I DON'T care about by the way, and now i have somebody being mad at me for insulting fucking Donut...DONUT! well guess what me and the police chief eat donuts for breakfast how about that?"
"YOU WHAT!?" Donut shrieked in horror
"a grown throwing a tantrum...how nice" said Cherzi with a eye roll
"you done crying?" MePhone4 asked with a smirk to which Brooklyn Guy growled in frustration
"whatever...Chef Pee Pee has some messages and whoop-de-fucking-do the first message is somebody asking him about his favorite contestant much like me..." Brooklyn Guy then sighed
"oh i didn't know I'd get any messages again but..uh i guess out of the people here, Vectorman has to be my favorite for now" said Chef Pee Pee to which Vectorman gave him a thumbs up
"i though i was your favorite!?" Junior gasped in betrayal
"HELL NO!" Chef Pee Pee yelled back
"and then the next message is asking you why your cooking sucks?" Brooklyn Guy snorted at the end of the message which made PP groan
"IT DOESN'T SUCK, I JUST ADDED TOO MUCH SALT YESTERDAY ON MY CASSEROLE DAMN IT!" said the Chef angrily
"your cooking tastes like butt!" Jeffy said
"and how would you know what butt tastes like Jeffy?" Quamax asked with a suspicious look
"anyways Chef Pee Pee also received a gift...FUCKING WHAT!?" Brooklyn Guy said in shock and anger
"oh nice!" Chef Pee Pee then pulled out a thick envelope which read something
"oh it says....'Here’s 10,000 dollars for you Chef Pee Pee' wait WHAT!?" Chef Pee Pee gasped as he stared at the envelope in shock
"who sent him that kind of money?" Billy asked
"AND WHY WASN'T IT TO ME!?" Brooklyn Guy yelled angrily
"HAHAHAH I'M RICH NOW, YOU KNOW WHAT? FUCK THIS SHOW I'M GOING TO THE CASINO WOOOO!" Chef Pee Pee then ran away laughing as the others stared at him in silence
"....welp it looks like he quit on us, anyways onto the next messages!" MePhone4 said casually
"okay...?" Amity said with utter confusion
"you have a few messages actually MePhone4" said Brooklyn Guy as he was staring at where PP ran
"OH MY GOD I'M SO SURPRISE-nah just kidding!" MePhone4 laughed heartily "of course i got some messages... who wouldn't want to send me a lovely message anyways?"
everybody raised their hands then even Brooklyn Guy which caused MePhone4 to groan angrily
"JUST READ THEM!" he commanded to which the puppet quickly did then
"okay calm down!...this one says 'he is just hilarious, though shooting cucumber was kind of an exaggeration' they drew a upset face also"
"i still haven't forgotten about it..." Cucumber said shivering
"yeah that was really messed up man..." Coop said with a deep frown
"you're right..." MePhone4 sighed deeply
"wait really?" Liekable asked
"...yeah, i should've shot Donut instead!" MePhone4 laughed
"DON'T SHOOT HIM!" Monotaro shouted in horror
"I don't think you understood what he meant but still WHAT!?" Donut said in shock
"yeah, nobody likes Donut right?" MePhone4 said
"not me" Taco said casually
"same with me" Cherzi said next
"me too!" Monotaro said as well
"WHAT?!" Donut looked at him in shock then
"...wait what are we agreeing on again?" Monotaro asked in confusion
"bro...DUMMY" Quamax said shaking his head
"anyways next message!" MePhone4 demanded
"uh okay you got a gift and a note that says 'Hmm.. HM. I got you a gift.' " Brooklyn Guy then pulls out a big box
"ooooh gimme!" MePhone4 pushes the puppet away and opens the box...to find another box inside
"what the?" MePhone4 grunts before opening the box to find another, he does it again and again and again until each box gets smaller
"this is amusing" said Taco smirking
"now why would a box have a box within it?" King Tubby questioned
MePhone4 groaned loudly and pulled another box "OKAY, THIS IS THE LAST TIME I'M OPENING A BOX...JUST LET ME SEE WHAT'S INSIDE-"
when MePhone4 opens the box...he sees a picture of Chris Mclean which was drawn with crayons and there was a single dime on the middle of it, the picture had the words HA HA! written on it as well...
Brooklyn Guy sees the picture and winced as MePhone4 began shaking violently before grabbing the picture and running away from everyone leaving them in silence
...
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"does anyone want to see my new picture of the map?" Brooklyn Guy asked after a few awkward moments before showing them the new map picture
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"still looks like a kid drew it" Mia said
"hush...we did a few changes to the shark bridge because apparently that's not legal or whatever" said Brooklyn Guy
"why is there a volcano next to the-"
but Lilith was cut off by the sound of a big explosion to which everyone looked up to see a cloud forming on the sky before suddenly MePhone4 teleported back with a smile
"got rid of the trash, let's continue now" MePhone4 said while everyone looked at each in shock
Brooklyn Guy gulped before pulling out a note from the note box and then reading it "uh...this one says hey MePhone4 isn't so sad steve cobs died of ligma-"
MePhone4 just took the note and ripped it up in anger before smiling calmly again
"next question..." he asked nicely
"well at least we all agree that cobs sucks ass" Peter said to which Liekable and Y/n nodded in agreement
"someone asked 'Are the dangerous challenges gonna tested by the interns or Chef Pee?"
"Interns!? buddy we're on a budget here, i had PP And Brooklyn Guy doing all the testing...well looks like you'll be my only intern from now on" MePhone4 said which caused Brooklyn Guy to groan
"where did he even go to?" Cucumber asked
"a casino apparently..." Amity shrugged
"the next question...okay MePhone4 just a heads up but this talks about your daddy issues again" Brooklyn Guy warned to which MePhone4 growled before taking a deep breath
"fine whatever...just tell me" said the host begrudgingly
"okay well it says...'Stay mad, I exposed you for daddy issues, hope your fatherless now Huh? I have more things to say so I hope you have emotional damage, your safe for another day' huh that wasn't so bad-"
MePhone4 snatches the note and straight up ate it then
"he lost his mind" Donut said pointing at his head
"uh...okay there's a few more messages left so let's read them" Brooklyn Guy said as MePhone4 chewed angrily before spitting it out
"Bleh!...anyways we asked the viewers to insult one of you and boy am i excited to see which one of you will be chewed out!" MePhone4 chuckled as the others looked at each other in confusion before Brooklyn Guy began reading the messages
"okay the first one is for junior and it says 'I hope Junior is eliminated he has a gross humor to me, Y/N is gross too but I can tolerate him better'"
"HEY!" Junior yelled angrily
"BRUH how am i gross!?" Y/n asked
"you wanted to show us your DICK last episode dumbass!" Billy said
"the viewers asked for it!" Y/n retorted
"this one is for Monotaro and somebody said 'monotaro? more like...cool... guy. oh' and that's not even a insult-"
"WAAAAAAAAHH!!!! WHY WOULD THEY SAY THAT TO ME!?" Monotaro started screaming loudly
"they didn't even say anything bad!" Donut said with a grunt as Monotaro continued crying.
"Taco you have two insults and one of is 'taco.. you know damn well how you manipulated everyone (even the viewers) into thinking you were some dumbass, i want to hang you below a cliff and stab you with like 2763 needles you fucking bitch like you made the story interesting but like you know.. you manipulated everyone you british fuck i hope you die a painful, slow and brutal death while everyone is watching. they would probably be incredibly happy and cheerful that you died and i hope mephone doesnt recover you. i hope you die permanently in a very painful way. i want to tie you onto a chair and painfully crush you and i hope you feel every second of it you mf i bet you dont even taste that good... i think your shell is expired. go change it or sum shit'"
"GODDAMN! that's not a insult it's a literal death threat!" said Quamax
"I'm actually disturbed..." Liekable said with a awkward cough as Taco shook angrily while Cherzi smiled happily
"and the other one is 'MWAHAHAHAHA, NICE STUTTER LOSER, MY VICTIM TODAY…. BRITISH TACO, GO BACK TO YOUR FUCKING QUEEN IN THE UNITED KINGDOM DRINKING TEA AND EATING CRUMPETS, BITCH AREN’T YOU THE FRIENDLESS BITCH WHO HURT MULTIPLE OF HER BEST FRIENDS AND HAS A WHOLE TICK SCREAMING “SOUR CREAM”, BITCH LIKE YOU TRIED STEALING THE PRIZE IN INANIMATE INSANITY SEASON ONE, GO STRWAL THE THRONE OF YOUR DEAD ASS HELL WUEEN ELIZABETH, BITCH NOT EVEN PICKLE WOULD HELP YOU IF YOU CAME BACK CRAWLING ON YOUR KNEES, TO THE DOOR OF THE HOTEL, EVEN NO CAP BALLOON WOULD HAVE A HIGHER CHANCE OF GETTING INTO HOTEL OJ THAN YOU AND YOUR NOT SAFE MEPHONE BE FUCKING READY AS I AM THE SAME PERSON WHO EXPOSED YOUR FUCKING DADDY ISSUES BITCH'"
Peter, Y/n and Junior all burst out laughing then as Taco turned red in the face
"OH YOU THINK YOU'RE FUNNY!? WELL LISTEN HERE YOU STUPID-"
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Taco was seen panting heavily as everybody just looked at her in shock while MePhone4 was laughing hard
"YOU GOT THAT ALL IN CAMERA RIGHT!? PLEASE TELL ME YOU DID!" MePhone4 said barely being able to breathe
"uh...actually the next insult is for you" Brooklyn Guy said awkwardly
"oh well...come on then" said MePhone4 with a raised eyebrow
"uh okay, it says 'mephone i thought you were improving.. you let the eliminated contestants out of the closet a few years ago and actually gave a proper place to stay but damn?? i want to fucking crack your screen and kill you (which probably isnt a good idea) i dont give a fuck if someone dies i just want to murder you brutally you bitch'"
MePhone4 shook a little before taking a deep breath
"okay whatever, I'll just track down the message location and kidnap the person who wrote it" MePhone4 said calmly while ignoring Brooklyn Guy's surprised face
"WHY WOULD YOU EVEN ASK THEM TO INSULT US!?" Junior asked angrily
"because it boosts the ratings!" MePhone4 explained
"I SWEAR I'LL MAKE YOU PAY FOR THIS YOU-
Taco's mouth was covered by Cherzi then
"just give it a rest, as great as it was hearing you demolish the viewers i think you've embarrassed yourself enough today" Cherzi said while Taco's angry muffled said something inaudible
"uh...well at least we didn't get insulted" Amity said with a sigh of relief
"now...we're actually going to look at the other responses in which we asked people which person from each team should've been the leader!" MePhone4 said as Brooklyn Guy then pulled out several notes
"uh wait...there's actually an insult message for PP as well" Brooklyn Guy said to which MePhone4 waved his hands dismissively
"eh, we'll email it to him later" said MePhone4
Brooklyn Guy shrugged before speaking "okay then we asked the viewers who should've been the Wannabees leader to which the first message says 'Donut, he deserves the role, he was already a great leader in Team Ice Cube!'
"SEE!?" Donut laughed
"the other one said 'Hm. Honestly, I think Candle, Donut or Liekable should be the leader of Wannabees. No offence to the rest of the team, but honestly, they're the most 'sane' in the Wannabees.'
"me?" Liekable said in surprise
"what are they trying to say though!?" Peter asked offended by the message
"hey we're totally responsible!" Coop said
"more like insane..." Mia snorted
"that would be me" Y/n gloated
"FUCK NO, I'm more insane than you!" Peter barked
"BITCH THAT'S NOT TRUE!" Y/n snarled at him
"actually I'm more mentally insane you guys" said Junior proudly
"nah uh, Jeffy is the most down syndrome out of you all!" said Jeffy
"I'M INSANE MORE!" Peter yelled
"WRONG I AM!" Y/n yelled back
"NO IT'S ME I'M BETTER AT INSANITY THAN YOU ALL!" Junior growled
"I'M MORE CRAZY, DADDY SAID SO HIMSELF!" Jeffy said as the four growled at each other
"you're all insane how about that?" Cody said rolling his eyes
"NO, I'LL PROVE TO THOSE LOSERS WHO'S ACTUALLY INSANE!" said Y/n angrily
"NOT IF I DO IT FIRST!" Peter said growling
"I'LL BE FASTER AT PROVING MYSELF AS INSANE!" Junior said
"AHHHHHHHHH!" Jeffy yelled loudly before they all did so and ran away in different directions
...
"what the actual fuck happened?" Billy asked in utter confusion
"I don't know but something tells me a lot of bad things will happen today" said Liekable with a sigh
"anyway continuing on, one person said Coop, another said donut, and one of them said Monotaro while another said Candle" Brooklyn Guy said as he listed all the answers
"me as Leader? sounds like too much work" Coop said with a sad frown
"i don't know if I could lead a team with such...unique members let's just say" Candle said with a nervous laugh
"another person wanted me to lead!" Donut smiled widely
"i was born to be a Leader!" Monotaro exclaimed
"yeah right..." Lilith muttered
"and finally someone said 'Donut- Yes, it is I, Leader of cult Donut, Wants Donut to be Team Leader! Donut would’ve had character growth in BFDIA if it wasn’t for that bullshit challenge'"
"AGREED!" Donut yelled
"well someone is awfully happy now..." Clare said with a smile
"wait you can smile?" asked MePhone4 mockingly which made Clare frown then
"as for the Chaotic Idiots, one of the first messages said 'Taco, I'm interested in what she would do as a leader'
"hah!" Taco smirked in victory
"another person said 'Taco or Amity. 100%. Taco's already SORT of the leader? SORT OF? Not sure, but I don't know how she'll keep or gain that status by what she's been doing so far.. hm."
"i couldn't even lead a grudgby team let alone this team, i don't think i could do it!" Amity said shaking her head rapidly
"leave the leadership to me then Darling!" Taco said with a chuckle
"well Amity the third message actually had your name on it" said Brooklyn Guy which made Amity hold her breath in anxiety
"but the next message said 'idk maybe Taco'"
"THAT'S THREE PEOPLE NOW!" said Taco happily
"and then another person wrote 'cherzi or whatever her name js' and yes they misspelled IS..." Brooklyn Guy sighed
"it's just a simple mistake dear" said Candle
"me as leader?" Cherzi hummed
"she'll lead you all to your doom" Liekable muttered which Cherzi gave him a frown then
"and somebody actually suggested Junior to be leader" Brooklyn Guy said in disbelief
"noooo~ way!" Mr.Madness refused
"yeah you guys really shouldn't let him in charge..." Cody said with a sigh
"and the final message is 'British Mexican Taco because I feel bad for Insulting her or violating her some way' this is the last fan message by the way, FINALLY!" Brooklyn Guy cheered
"OH NOW YOU FEEL BAD AFTER YOU NITWITS INSULTED ME EARLIER!?" Taco said angrily as she pointed right at the camera
"oh calm down, at least people actually want you to be leader" Cherzi said rolling her eyes
"well guys, it's time to decide the team leaders thanks to the lovely viewers and their messages....and the leaders for each teams are....DONUT AND TACO!" MePhone4 announced
"OH MY GOSH YES!" Donut jumped high in celebration
"wooo nice!" Liekable clapped along with people like Candle, Lilith and Cucumber while the others just said nothing
"aww man..." Monotaro sighed sadly
"don't worry Monotaro, i promise that I'll lead you all with all the good qualities of a great leader!" Donut declared happily
"well guess I'll follow you then!" Monotaro shrugged before clapping as well
"FINALLY, THE VIEWERS DID SOMETHING GOOD FOR ONCE!" Taco said gleefully
"congratulations!" Amity said clapping happily
"i'll gladly follow your lead" said Vectorman with two thumbs up
"I guess it's okay with me" Quamax shrugged
"hmph...yooooou~ better lead us to victory" Mr.Madness said sternly
"i believe in you WOWOWOWOW!" Joey laughed and danced in his seat which made cracking sounds
"I'm sure she'll do wonderful!" said King Tubby
"yeah...she better" Cherzi said with a deep glare at Taco who merely smirked in response
"well now, the challenge won't be starting until a few minutes so...you guys get prepared in the meantime me and Brooklyn Guy make sure everything is all set up" MePhone4 then motioned for Brooklyn Guy to follow him to which he did
"thank you thank you, trust me you all won't regret it..." Taco said with a dark chuckle that nobody noticed
Cherzi then tapped Taco with her foot and motioned towards something to which Taco then groaned before nodding
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everybody then went to do their own thing while Liekable stood outside for a few minutes
he was muttering some song lyrics until he felt a tug in his pants before looking down to see Taco staring at him
"uh...what's up?" Liekable asked in confusion
"yes well, i want you to come with me" Taco said with a forced smile
"...where?" Liekable raised his eyebrow at her
"listen as much as i hate to say it...i need you to help me, i'm trying to get to the beach where the prize is but...those blasted fools Coop and Joey keep trying to eat me and even though i can be revived, i rather not die at all...so could you please and i say that with force of my body...to walk me there?" said Taco while giving Liekable the puppy eyes to which Liekable scratches his head with uncertainty
" w-well...i don't know-"
"oh, i see then...i guess that Cherzi woman was right about you being selfish and whatnot, good day to you then" Taco sighed before turning back as Liekable looked at her with a upset expression
"wait!" Taco stopped walking then as Liekable walked in front of her then
"i don't know what she told you but it ain't true, I'm not a bad person okay?" said Liekable with a angry frown
"would you prove to me that then?" Taco said with a tiny voice
"i...i guess" Liekable sighed
"splendid...follow me then" Taco smiled happily
"okay..." Liekable shrugged as Taco then led him to into the forest
...
Liekable and Taco walked in silence as Taco didn't really seem interested in making small talk.
but that didn't stop Liekable from trying at least.
"sooo...how's life back at home?" Liekable asked to which Taco didn't respond
"uh...well you know this isn't the first time I've seen talking objects" Liekable tried again but Taco didn't respond
"well you know, I've met a Flower, and even a Test Tube-"
"you know her?" Taco abruptly said as she stopped before looking around the trees
"yeah, we met in the death game months ago...she even sent me a personal message which MePhone4 showed remember?" Liekable said with a smile while Taco kept looking around as if she lost her way or something
"intriguing..." Taco said, but Liekable knew that she didn't really mean it
"here follow me" Taco then took the left path to which Liekable followed then
"are you sure that you know where the beach is?" Liekable asked as he didn't feel familiar around the area
"absolutely, I saw the puppet's new map didn't i?" Taco said with a grunt
"i know but...when we running for the first challenge, i don't think we went here?" Liekable said as he kept looking around but only seeing trees around him and no sand
"you ask too much questions, this is just a shortcut" Taco said before walking faster ahead of Liekable and standing near a certain spot
"it leads to the beach?" Liekable asked with uncertainty
"hmm...no, but rather your own demise" Taco smirked
"what do you-WOAH!" Liekable suddenly felt himself get lifted off the ground and then flung up as his head suddenly hit the ground on the way before he felt himself hanging side to side
everything was blurry for a minute until...
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"you stuck Urbie?" a familiar said sweetly before Liekable looking around to see that he was literally hanging upside down with rope attached to his leg from a tree
Liekable turned to look ahead and saw somebody's face which was blurry but he knew damn well who it was by the voice alone
"you..." Liekable groaned as Cherzi smiled at his sight
"you know, you always looked like a pathetic loser...seeing you like this just makes me feel bad...almost" she said as she gave him a light shovel which caused Liekable to swing back and fourth
"hey stop it!" Liekable demanded as he tried to escape but to no avail as the rope was far away from his ankle
"don't fight..." Cherzi smiled as she forcibly grabbed Liekable by his face to hold him still while he tried struggling still
"why are you always like this!? just let me go already!" Liekable said angrily as he tried to get her hands off which she was digging her nails in his flesh
"it makes me happy...you're mine right now, just like before..." her smile got bigger as she dug her nails deeper in his flesh causing Liekable to groan painfully
"okay, I've done my part, can I go now?" Taco asked from behind Cherzi while tapping her foot impatiently before making a disgusted face as Cherzi then licked blood from Liekable's bleeding face
"huh, oh yeah just go away now or stay and watch, don't really care" said Cherzi as he pulled on Liekable's hair
"STOP IT ALREADY!" Liekable cried out
"ugh disgusting...just remember our deal, now then...have fun with this...thing" Taco said with a disgusted expression as she was still not used to seeing humans
"sure, just leave already...you're annoying you know that?" said Cherzi while she wrestled with Liekable's arms
Taco rolled her eyes before walking away
"so...here we are, so close to each other once again" Cherzi smiled as Liekable continued to struggle
"leave me alone already!" he groaned in pain and panted heavily
"it feels so good...feeling your skin again...such a shame it has to bleed after all you've done to me..." Cherzi smiled again as she pulled on Liekable's long hair so hard that she managed to rip off few of them
"IT WAS YOUR OWN FAULT, MAYBE HAD YOU ACTUALLY LISTEN TO ME AND BEEN GOOD TO ME FROM THE START THEN I WOULD'VE NEVER BROKE UP WITH YOU DAMN IT!" Liekable yelled in anger as he continued to struggle
"hmm...don't care really, you stripped me from my crown...and then ruined my reputation, then breaking up with me when you clearly knew that you belonged to me...that really makes me angry" she then grabbed by the throat and got closer
"s-stop it..." Liekable gasped
"tell me...do you still want to kiss me like how you used to?" Cherzi said as she got closer and closer
"N-No! stop what are you doing!?" Liekable begged while trying to turn away his head to which Cherzi kept holding
"what would you do now...you're hopeless" she smiled and finally got close to his lips
"JUST DON'T DO IT, IF YOU ACTUALLY LOVED ME THEN YOU WON'T DO THIS TO ME JUST PLEASE STOP IT I DON'T WANT YOU ANYMORE DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND!?" Liekable yelled loudly to which Cherzi stopped herself then before frowning deeply
"....fine" Cherzi she stepped back a little
Liekable panted heavily as Cherzi still grabbed unto his face
"but still...i want to feel you one more time" she said before going to one of his cheeks and kissing...and then biting hard on it making Liekable to yelp in pain
"UGH JUST FUCKING STAY AWAY FROM ME!" Liekable managed to push her off then to which Cherzi backed off with his blood running down from her mouth
Liekable felt a stinging pain in his right cheek and groaned while Cherzi sighed in disappointment
"you're no fun..." Cherzi said wiping her mouth
"THIS IS WHY I LEFT YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE YOU DAMN LUNATIC!" Liekable yelled angrily
"blame yourself, it's hardly my fault" Cherzi shrugged
"JUST...GO AWAY!" Liekable demanded
"okay, have fun hanging out then" she turned her back on him and started walking away
Liekable didn't even want to tell her to wait...actually he did manage to say something else.
"YOU'RE A SICK FREAK, LEAVE MY LIFE ALONE ALREADY!" Liekable yelled to which Cherzi responded with a small laugh and waved goodbye as she was walking away before finally disappearing between the trees
Liekable grunted and had blood dripping from his cheek now...he tried to grab onto the rope but was too strained to pull himself up so he just gave up and was left hanging from the tree in silence.
...
"goddammit...i wonder what the others are doing now?" Liekable sighed
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Brooklyn Guy walked into the kitchen and gasped loudly at what he saw next
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Peter along with Y/n and Jeffy were seen destroying the kitchen like animals
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?" Brooklyn Guy yelled
"I'M FUCKING INSANE!" Peter yelled as he smashed his head into the kitchen and broke the faucet
"NO I'M MORE INSANE!" Y/n said as he broke multiple plates into the ground
"AHHHHHHHH!" Jeffy screamed and humped a Cheerio box
"STOP THIS RIGHT NOW-" Jeffy then threw his clothes at Brooklyn Guy before running out of the kitchen naked and screaming
"AUGHHHHHHHHHH!" Peter screamed and jumped out of the window
"I'M GONNA SHIT INSIDE THE CABINS FLOOR!" Y/n announced before running out of the kitchen leaving Brooklyn Guy to chase after them
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"so do you just narrate your life all the time?" Lilith asked Clare as the both sat on beds
"not really...but-"
Junior then came crashing into the wall naked which caused the two girls to scream
"I WANT TO SMASH EVERYTHING, I WANNA SMASH EVERYTHING IN MY ROOM GUYS!" Junior yelled
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?" Lilith screamed before throwing a pillow at Junior who hissed and crawled out of the room in all fours
a explosion was heard outside then making Clare and Lilith run outside to check on it before they saw all four of Y/n, Peter, Jeffy and Junior running around naked with one of the cabins on fire as Brooklyn Guy tried catching them with a net
"STOP RUNNING!" Brooklyn Guy yelled as he failed to scream Junior
"WHY ARE THEY NAKED!?" Cucumber yelled with his eyes closed
"WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU FOUR!?" Billy yelled as he gagged at seeing Peter's junk hanging
"I'M INSANE AND MORE RETARDED THAN YOU GUYS!" Y/n yelled as he avoided Brooklyn Guy and pushed King Tubby who screamed as Jeffy started urinating everywhere
"what in the sour cream is happening here?" asked Taco with a disgusted face
"forget that, where did Liekable go to!?" Donut asked in worry before Brooklyn Guy accidentally threw the net on him
"this isn't good..." Candle said putting a hand on her forehead
"where's MePhone4 when you actually need him..." Mia asked before suddenly a blue occurred behind her
"hey guys the challenge is ready-" MePhone4 stopped as soon as he saw the chaos in front of with the four idiots running around naked being chased by Brooklyn Guy while Donut struggled from getting the net off him
"uh...surprise?" Coop said smiling nervously
MePhone4 just face-palmed before the episode faded to black before quickly another scene was shown with all the others standing next to a oddly golden door in the middle of the beach, and the four idiots were wearing clothes and acting normal
"5 minutes...i leave you all for 5 MINUTES and you already set the cabin on fire" said MePhone4 angrily
"it was them, they were totally out of their minds!" Amity said with a annoyed face pointing at the four
"why did you stop us!? I was about to sacrifice a goat alive!" Y/n whined
"YOU PISSED ON TUBBY AND SHAT ON THE KITCHEN SINKS!" Brooklyn Guy yelled angrily
"so what, we were trying to point a prove!" Peter said with his arms crossed
"you proved to everyone how insane you were..." Lilith said unimpressed by them
"i must clean..." Vectorman said shaking a lot
"that was Chef Pee Pee's job..." Junior sighed
"can i take off my clothes again?" Jeffy asked
"NO, because right now we're doing the next challenge...actually wait where's Liekable?" MePhone4 asked in confusion as he scanned everyone and noticed him missing
Taco snorted while Cherzi smirked
"where did he go to, as a leader of the team i'm very disappointed in his behavior!" Donut said with a angry frown
"don't say that to a team member! what if he's stuck somewhere and needs our help!?" Monotaro said in concern
"that....actually may be true" Candle said with a worried look
MePhone4 hummed before tapping something in his screen and disappearing..........before coming back with Liekable
"what happened to you!?" Cucumber gasped at Liekable's bleeding face but he was too busy giving Cherzi the biggest glare ever to which said person just gave him a little wave
"YOU STUPID BIT-"
"AH! save it for later we need to do this challenge first!" MePhone4 said cutting Liekable off
"but she and Taco-"
"JUST SHUT UP OR ELSE YOU'RE ELIMINATED, I'M ALREADY IN A BAD MOOD BECAUSE OF THOSE FOUR!" MePhone4 yelled to which quickly shut Liekable up who looked upset before just walking to his team members who looked at his miserable face in worry while Taco could barely hold herself from laughing while Cherzi smirked
"what's the challenge then...mad boy" said Quamax
"watch yourself Qua..anyways the second challenge is to find an exit once you enter inside this door which don't ask how it got here by the way, all team members must leave and return here, first team to make it outside wins, now GO BEFORE I SHOOT ANOTHER PERSON HERE!" MePhone4 said as he cocked a gun causing the others to look at each other before running inside the door and trampling Brooklyn Guy on the way
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once they got inside the door behind them disappeared and they saw multiple colored doors then.
"okay so we just go inside a door until we find one that leads us outside?" asked Amity as she looked around at the endless amount of doors
"well follow my lead, i shall lead us to victory!" Taco said proudly
"bye Liekable...don't HANG around for too long" Cherzi giggled as she then ran away with her team members which Liekable then growled and tried to go after before Billy stopped him
"just focus on the damn game..." he said with a grunt to which Liekable scowled before looking away from him
"okay guys" Donut clapped his hands "let's all stick together so we won't be lost, I suggest that we go for a simple tactic which I'll explain shortly, it may seem tough and confusing being trapped here with no color other than the doors with so many mysteries behind them, but i promise you that as leader of the Wannabees I'll lead us to victory again, so who's with me!?"
...
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"um...some of them ran away with Monotaro already dear" Candle said after a moment of silence as Donut frantically looked around to see half of his team gone with the exception of Liekable, Candle, Lilith, Cucumber and Billy,
"WHAT THE JAM!" Donut yelled angrily
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"over here guys!" Monotaro opened a yellow door as he was with Cody and Clare
when they got inside there were more doors but also a pool in the middle of the floor
"what the...why is there a pool here?" Cody wondered loudly
"it seems so deep....like the hole i keep falling to every step I take in my life" Clare sighed
"let's test it out!" Monotaro then pushes Clare into the water
"WHAT THE FUCK MONOTARO!?" Cody shouted in shock
"uh...wait why is Clare in the pool?" Monotaro scratched his head in confusion while Cody sighed
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Peter was running through multiple doors with Coop
they got inside a anti gravity one before going to a room made of crystal and then entering one with classical jazz music which Coop hated and trashed it
"FUCK, where's the exit!?" Peter kicked a door in anger as he got inside and saw a bunch of horses then eating grass
"it's like a video game maze but cooler!" Coop said before he and Peter ran into a brown door which Peter kicked down
Coop gasped loudly at what he saw next...it was a pool full of fried chicken legs
"KFC addict wet dream right?" Peter laughed before Coop jumped into the pool with joy
"man we gotta go...COME ON!" Peter groaned as Coop swam around laughing
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meanwhile with the Chaotic Idiots
Taco ran outside a room with Cherzi and Amity following through as a giant snake almost ate them to which Amity quickly closed the door and got away from it
"DANG IT! where's everyone else!?" Taco said angrily
"some of the idiots didn't follow your lead apparently" said Cherzi a little breathless
"Vectorman got lost!" Amity said in his defense.
"UGH...why can't we find a way out of here?" Taco asked in frustration
Cherzi hummed and looked through the many doors before her eyes landed on a silver one to which she went to and tried opening it....to which it didn't
"it's locked...but nearly every other door isn't!" Amity said in confusion
"well see, I've been noticing how all of the doors kept changing colors except for the silver ones...I'm starting to think that there's something more to do in the rooms rather mindlessly go through them" said Cherzi as she looked around the room which had a big tree in the middle of it
"could you maybe be referring to a key?" Taco asked as she watched Cherzi walk over to the tree before giving it a hard kick and after a few leaves fall suddenly a silver key does as well
"maybe?" Cherzi smiled while holding the key in her hand
"nice so we can leave then!?" Amity happily
"perhaps, let's go then!" Taco said as she and the others quickly insert the key in the silver door before it opens
when they run inside it they find Vectorman fighting off a bunch of huge spiders with his Mball shots
"TOASTED!" Vectorman chuckled as he killed the big queen which explodes in a gross green goo
"Vectorman...since when did you be able to do that!?" Amity gasped.
"hey friends, where were you?" Vectorman asked
"irrelevant, we have to find a silver key here quickly!" said Taco as she began looking around
"affirmative...you mean this?" Vectorman pulled out a silver key from the spider queen body which was covered in goo
Taco looked at it in disgust before shaking her head "JUST OPEN THAT SILVER DOOR WITH IT!"
"let's go then!" Vectorman said as he quickly shot a spider which was sneaking up on Amity
"T-thanks!" Amity smiled
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"I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY JUST LEFT LIKE THAT!" Donut said angrily as he ran away from a Boulder with Liekable, Lilith and Candle
"we lost track of Cucumber and Billy" Lilith said as she quickly went inside a green door with her friends as the Boulder didn't crush them
"ugh what are we doing even...we can't find a single damn exit!" Liekable yelled angrily as he punched a bookshelf (they were in a library now) and caused several books to fall down before suddenly a silver key did on his head
"hmm..." Candle picked it up and stared at it for a while
"what even is this for?" Donut said as he was still angry with his other team members behavior
Candle thought deeply for a second and then opened her eyes
"I know what to do..." she said before she ran to a door with the others following her
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then a montage played with scenes of each person entering a weird room
Coop kept swimming in the chicken leg pool while Peter tried getting him to leave
Joey was seen chasing a person made of candy before he was dragged by Vectorman into a silver room
King Tubby was seen floating inside a huge bubble
Monotaro was being chased by a big head and Mia was trapped in a hole
Billy was fighting evil elves and Y/n was nearly ran over by a train hadn't Quamax pulled him away from the tracks
thankfully with Candle's help she and her friends were able to find some of their friends due to the silver rooms basically leading them to it
at the end of multiple deadly rooms the Wannabees reunited with their members such as Monotaro, Peter, Coop, Cucumber, Billy, Cody and Clare.
the Chaotic Idiots also managed to get back their members such as King Tubby, Junior and Jeffy along with Y/n Quamax, Mr.Madness, Joey,
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finally the team all end up finding a blue shiny door next
"do not run off again!" Donut scolded Monotaro
"i didn't know what was happening!" Monotaro said
"we're in a dang CHALLENGE!" Donut yelled
"forget this, just open the fucking door!" Peter said before Liekable did so
when they got inside they found themselves in a large hallway
"LOOK!" Cucumber pointed at another blue shiny door which the members of the Chaotic Idiots stepped out of it
"aw shit it's them" Y/n growled
"you're not winning this Cody!" Junior snarled
"WE'LL FIND THE EXIT FIRST!" Cody's yelled before suddenly a light shined at the end of the hallway
it revealed a sunlight and there stood MePhone4 and Brooklyn Guy outside as they waved at them
all of the teams looked at each other...
"RUN MOTHERFUCKERS!" Billy yelled before all of them started running towards the exit
Liekable manages to exit first before Taco did along with Mr.Madness followed by Quamax and Jeffy with Junior, Candle arrived then with Lilith and Billy before Y/n did and Peter followed after Cherzi did as well Vectorman got out as well with Amity and King Tubby along with Clare and Cody, Coop and Monotaro made it as well with Cucumber making it out as well
only Donut and Joey were behind as the two were slower than the others
"DONUT COME ON!" Liekable yelled
"MOVE FATASS MOVE!" Y/n said clapping his hands
Donut and Joey panted as they ran fast as they could...
Donut out took Joey before Joey did the same before Donut took the lead and lost it as Joey took it back as that happened multiple times before suddenly Joey fell down with a thud
"NOOOOO!" Taco yelled in anger
Donut reached the door and jumped out before landing on the ground
"YEAHHHHHHH!" his team members cheered loudly
"we won.…? WE WON!" Donut said in shock
Cherzi was silent before suddenly...
"actually you didn't" she said as Joey finally got out too before dropping into the ground panting heavily
"what do you mean!? we finished first!" Lilith said in confusion
"actually Cherzi is right, you're missing a team member" MePhone4 said smirking
....
"WHERE THE FUCK IS MIA!?" Peter yelled as he looked around for the robot
"wait then that means we finished first!?" Quamax gasped
"yep, congratulations team Chaotic Idiots you finished with all team members which means that the Wannabees are up for elimination tonight" MePhone4 said before the Chaotic Idiots started cheering loudly while the Wannabees frowned in disbelief
MePhone4 tapped something in his body and Mia then appeared next to them
"WHAT HAPPENED!?" she asked frantically
"we lost..." Coop groaned
"IN YOUR FACE CODY!" Junior laughed
"grrr...." Cody growled
"see you at the elimination center!" Brooklyn Guy chuckled before he and MePhone4 left
Liekable looked at Cherzi who blew him a kiss before walking away as Taco was already bragging about herself to the others
Liekable groaned and sighed as somebody from his team was getting kicked out tonight...
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at the elimination center...
everybody sat on the wooden logs and MePhone4 shook her head
"Wannabees, what can i say? you win some, you lose some....and oh boy did you really lose badly today?" MePhone4 snickered
"we get it..." Billy groaned
"write down the name of the team member who you think screwed up your win in today's challenge...make sure you vote wisely!" Brooklyn Guy said before patted the voting shack and left with MePhone4 to talk about some stuff involving Chef Pee Pee
"i already know who I'm voting..." Peter glared at Mia who merely rolled her eyes in return
Liekable was being treated by Candle and he had bandages on his face for now.
"so...care to explain your absence?" Candle asked as Liekable winced at her hand touching his wound
"later...I'm really tired right now" Liekable said with a grunt
"i understand...do you really want to vote, I can see how it'll hurt you..." Candle said to which Liekable sighed
"don't think i can vote for any of you...I will just vote for myself" Liekable then got up as Candle watched him walk away into the shack to which she frowned sadly
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then after voting...
everybody sat in the logs again while MePhone4 and Brooklyn Guy stood in the middle with Brooklyn Guy holding a bowl of popcorn
"okay, whoever gets a popcorn gets to stay, whoever doesn't...is getting booted off the show" MePhone4 explained before he began speaking "first...Peter"
Peter tried catching the popcorn in his mouth but it went inside his nose to which he started coughing then.
"Billy, Candle Cucumber and Monotaro are all safe" they all got popcorn thrown at them then
"fuck yeah!" Billy cheered
"Liekable and Lilith along with Coop and Cody are safe" they got popcorn too to which Coop of course ate his while Liekable frowned sadly
"the emo is safe too" said MePhone4 with a laugh
"hey-Ow!" Clare was hit in the eye by the popcorn then
"now...Donut and Mia only one is left" said MePhone4 holding a small popcorn as Donut looked nervous while Mia simply looked away
"and the last popcorn goes to...."
DONUT!
MePhone4 throws the popcorn at Donut but it just goes through his circular mouth before he stares at Mia in sadness
"sorry Mia..." Cody sighed
"it's fine, I've made us lose the challenge" Mia shrugged
"how did we lose again?" Monotaro asked
Donut growled loudly then yelled angrily "BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T LISTEN TO ME, ALL OF YOU LEFT US ALONE AND NOW WE LOST BECAUSE OF YOU ALL!"
"BRUH we just wanted to find the exit!" Peter argued
"WELL NOW WE LOST, THANKS A LOT MONOTARO!" Donut then stormed off leaving Monotaro to whimper
"but...i can't remember what i did wrong?"
"get some help, anyways Mia it's time for you to leave!" MePhone4 pressed something on his body and the campfire turned to a catapult
"Mia we're so sad to see you go" Lilith said frowning deeply
"life is endless pain...we'll miss you" Clare said frowning too
"thank you girls, I've had fun anyways...well I guess it's time for me to get back to the boring factory..." Mia sighed before she was teleported into the catapult
"any last words to your friends?" Brooklyn Guy asked
"yeah, tell that Y/n that he's a stupid little moron!" Mia said angrily before MePhone4 launched her off to which everybody looked on and saw her fade away into the night
"she's going to be okay right?" Cucumber asked anxiously
MePhone4 shrugged "now leave already!"
Monotaro sighed before he walked away sadly
"man what the fuck is this bullshit..." Billy groaned in anger
"fuck you OG PLUSH YOU BIASED ASSHOLE!" Peter yelled at the camera
"who are you even talking about?" asked Cody to which Peter just walked away angrily
everybody then left with a bitter mood while Liekable stood around with Candle just touching his face
"...will you be alright?" asked Candle
Liekable nodded slowly
"well...have a goodnight, and I'll send positive energy for you to heal quickly" Candle gave him a small smile before leaving to which Liekable just sighed before following through
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"see? i told you we'd win!" Taco laughed as she and Cherzi stood outside the cabin away from the others
"because of my help" Cherzi said with a bored face
"oh yes yes of course...also, I'll have to admit that...I'm grateful for you defending me, i don't get why people love asking such ridiculous questions" Taco said with a scowl
"don't care, i didn't really feel satisfied today" Cherzi huffed which made Taco confused
"why not, you did what you wanted to that idiot didn't you, not that i want to know the details or anything" Taco said with disgust
"you wouldn't understand..." Cherzi said before leaving Taco alone
Taco stared at Cherzi walk away to lord knows where before she sighed
"well you could try to let me understand at least...no matter i suppose" Taco then shrugged and stood around for a while
...
"WOWOWOWOWOWOWO!" Joey yelled behind her suddenly
"WHY WERE YOU WAITING THERE!?" she asked to which Joey giggled and walked away dancing leaving Taco with a confused expression
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MePhone4 was inside his private room again before turning to face the camera and smile
"well hello there gorgeous people, this was episode two of TCB, i know i know...probably not the greatest episode as well but hey give a phone a break okay? tight budgets does some massive damage to the quality...nonetheless Cody's question about hot guys gave me some inspirational thoughts and i need YOUR help with making our dear contestants feel awkward and insecure...also wow Donut sure got angry huh? well that was great tension and drama...i may leave a little question for you guys to answer to that, but anyways i guess I'll see you next time on the third episode of TOTAL CROSSOVER BATTLE....this is me MePhone4 signing off!"
...
"hey" Brooklyn Guy then came inside the room with a beaten up Chef Pee Pee
"woah, what happened to you?" MePhone4 asked
"the money that the fan sent to me was monopoly money....the casino guards beat me up for it" said Chef Pee Pee with a flat voice
MePhone4 laughed before pulling out a note "hold on this is the perfect time for one of our fan's insults...listen to this, 'Chef pee pee your cooking sucks so much that not even the animals in the wild are gonna eat the shit you called food'"
MePhone4 and Brooklyn Guy then started laughing as Chef Pee Pee gave them a emotionless expression before the episode faded to black
Message Submits Have Been Closed, thanks for those who left a message and gift!
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TEAM WANNABEES
TEAM CHAOTIC IDIOTS
Notes:
well robot girl is out and Cherzi is a crazy bitc-
Unhinged = Peter and Y/n acting like insane Unhinged people
Doors = because of the challenge theme
OMG YOU'RE A GENIUS AT MAKING EPISODE TITLES OG!
I know no need to praise me 😎😎😎
lol
anyways see you guys on the next episode!
Chapter 4: Episode 3: This Myth Never Dies
Summary:
the campers actually leave the island for a bizarre challenge...what could go wrong?
Notes:
i knew that i said that I found a way to make them read the messages faster but...it didn't work out as i imagined it to...oh well it's fine really!
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
Episode 3: This Myth Never Dies
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it was morning time and Billy was already up by now.
he yawned and noticed that his team members weren't in the room so he thought that they left already, he was going to as well so he walked towards the door and saw...
"WHAT THE FUCK MAN!?" he yelled as he saw Y/n, Junior and Jeffy all kneeling and bowing down to a burning wooden structure that was shaped as two words, OG.
"oh heavenly OG Plush, thank you for letting us win the last challenge" said Y/n as he continued to bow down
"aawwwww thanks for letting us win the challenge daddy~" Jeffy moaned
"please let us win this next one" Junior said praying while several people stared at them in shock
"what the actual fuck is wrong with you three!?" Billy said in disbelief
"why are you all wearing diapers!?" Lilith asked
"it's traditional clothing ignorant woman!" said Y/n angrily
"fuck this, i no longer believe in that shit I'm a atheist now bitch!" Peter said flipping off the burning structure
"WHAT DID YOU SAY!?" Junior yelled in shock
"guys we should sacrifice him as a peace offering!" Jeffy suggested
"yeah, that way we'll win the next challenge, come on bro!" Y/n said as he got closer to Peter along with the two puppets
"can you guys please stop?" Amity sighed
"BRING IT ON BITCHES!" Peter said before he and the three got into a big fight
"oh gosh..." Cucumber said holding his head in disappointment
Donut was sitting in the circle of talk with a grumpy expression before Monotaro suddenly approached him
"uh...hey Daniel?" Monotaro began awkwardly
"...what?" Donut sighed
"i...uh, i just wanted to apologize for yesterday..." Monotaro said holding his head down
"oh so you can remember that but not my name?" Donut asked with a eye roll
"I'm sorry but it's just so hard to remember!" Monotaro said "i don't think it was this bad before but...i can't remember why this is happening to me again..."
Donut looked up Monotaro and saw how upset he really looked like before the Donut sighed deeply
"you know what...actually i'm. sorry too, for yelling at you guys like that...i just wanted to win that challenge" Donut said in frustration
"...what challenge?" Monotaro asked in confusion to which Donut took a deep breath and decided to calm himself down
"it's...the last challenge where we had to open many doors to find an exit, remember?" asked Donut as Monotaro hummed
"..Oh! yeah i remember now!....wait who won again?" Monotaro asked to which Donut face-palmed
"it was the Chaotic Idiots...we lost because nobody listened to my leadership and advice, i just got really upset..." Donut grunted
"i really didn't mean to be that way...i kinda forgot a lot back there" said Monotaro in awkwardness
"well i guess it's okay..." said Donut
"really!? that's good then! i promise to you that I will be a good teammate and listen to my leader at all times, despite me being a leader and you know" said Monotaro cheerily
Donut wasn't sure if he'd remember that promise but he just nodded as Monotaro continued smiling
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over at the Chaotic Idiots...
Quamax was walking towards King Tubby before he accidentally bumped into Mr.Madness who looked angry at him then
"waaaatch~ where you're walking fool!" said the scientist in anger
"damn, it was a mistake chil!" said Quamax putting his hands up
"does it loook~ like i care? just goooo~ away!" Mr.Madness groaned before walking off
"what's wrong with him...?" Quamax said in annoyance before walking away too
Taco was watching this from afar and just hummed.
"i say, i really need to get some of the others under my control soon if they're going to listen to me as a leader..." Taco said as she saw MePhone4 and Brooklyn Guy along with Chef Pee Pee appear in the circle of talk
"alright people get over here!" MePhone4 announced loudly before the others did so
Liekable walked out of his cabin and groaned before he was with the others shortly and avoiding a certain person's gaze
"are you okay now Liekable?" Cucumber asked to which the man nodded
"yeah..." Liekable said simply
"damn, what happened to you?" asked Y/n as he rubbed his black eye from the fight he had with Peter earlier
Liekable could feel Cherzi smiling so he groaned and shook his head "just an accident..."
"what accident?" Cherzi asked innocently
"...." Liekable just ignored her go which Taco giggled
"well it must've been a terrible one?" she asked to which Liekable gave her a glare before looking away
Candle gave both of Taco and Cherzi suspicious looks before closing her eyes as MePhone4 spoke up
"okay everyone welcome to cake at stake!" he exclaimed
"WHAT!?" Donut gasped
"nah just kidding, welcome to the CIRCLE OF TALK BITCHES!" Brooklyn Guy yelled
"was that necessary?" Chef Pee Pee asked in annoyance
"yes, anyway it's time to read your stupid messages so let's begin with Liekable first!" MePhone4 said as Chef Pee Pee pulled several notes
{Play Track} ~ Walk Theme
"the first message says 'damn liekable you cant let cherry or whatever the fuck her name is treat you like that, if that was me personally i'd have to hit her with the old roundhouse' well damn what are they talking about?" asked Chef Pee Pee in confusion
"i...don't know" Liekable sighed
"well surely you know, did something happen to you?" Cherzi asked sweetly which made Liekable very angry but he merely kept it to himself
"not gonna lie, this person is spitting facts, if a woman touched me then she getting hit with the Chris Brown style" said Peter as he punched the air
"why would you even do that?" Clare asked
"because i physically assault woman!" Peter said
"you guys are really childish..." Amity frowned deeply
"who cares, next question!" MePhone4 said before Brooklyn Guy read the next one
"alright this one said 'What’s wrong with Cherzi why can’t you just make up and kiss?'"
Liekable made a disgusted face then "I'd rather get bit by a snake, thank you"
"goodness, is this how you talk to girls?" Taco said in fake shock
"are you gay or something" asked Cody
"of course you'd the one to ask that..." Quamax sighed
"what, just curious" Cody shrugged
"look just tell me the next question" Liekable grunted while Cherzi winked at him to which he quickly looked away
"okay? well this one said 'Please, get a restraining order. You know who I'm talking about, Liekable. Sue them or something. You have money, right?' wait are they talking about my brother Jonathan?" asked Brooklyn Guy
"seriously, what are they asking you about?" Lilith said in confusion
"it's nothing okay? and besides no I don't got money, i'm homeless and occasionally travel around so i never take the time to even settle down...i just get money by doing errands" Liekable sighed deeply
"you giving HEAD!?" Peter gasped as Liekable gave him a blank stare before Brooklyn Guy spoke up again
"the other one said 'Please don't get eliminated, we really do not want you to get eliminated. If you ever get eliminated there will be several bombs unleashed on local cities, they will burn, they cannot handle the thought of you getting eliminated. I'm gifting you this threat.' well this person sure is serious about their favorite contestant huh?"
"what the hell do they mean by several bombs and burning cities?" asked Chef Pee Pee in concern
"gifting him a threat?" Coop scratched his head in confusion
"dunno, probably a bomb gift or something" MePhone4 shrugged
"how am i supposed to know...besides i can't really guarantee that i won't be eliminated...especially when....nevermind" Liekable stopped himself from continuing and just held his bandaged face
"..." Candle frowned as she noticed both Cherzi and Taco smiling with really bad energy radiating from them...
"the next message asked you..." Brooklyn Guy chuckled before he eventually read it "well it asked Liekable...'are you gay? like.. lgbtqia+? like.. do you suck dick? or do you like men but you dont suck dicks'
"bro that's Y/n's job" Peter snickered
"oh hell nah...why didn't Cody get asked that?" said Y/n
"yeah it feels like a question i should be asked" Cody said in confusion
"but we already know that you're...nevermind, let me stop before I get canceled" said Quamax with a small snort
"oh trust me he isn't...or is he?" Cherzi hummed
"i'm not...what kind of question is that anyways?" Liekable groaned and shook his head
"well this one had a message and some videos that we need to watch" Brooklyn Guy in surprise
"that's new..." Amity said a little surprised too
"how wonderful, what kind of videos?" King Tubby asked in anticipation
"well Chef Pee Pee can you get the projector first?" MePhone4 asked
Chef Pee Pee groaned before walking away.
several minutes later he returned with a big projector screen
"I'd say thank you but we know that's not possible from me" MePhone4 laughed as Chef Pee Pee just flipped him off
"okay firstly the message said 'Oh yeah, watch this video hoping that I submitted the other form I had by accident, and This knowing that there is hope for BFB to be saved and Flower"
"wait what do they mean by BFB and Flower?" asked Donut
"well we should watch the videos" Candle said before Chef Pee Pee pressed something and a Video started playing...
after the video ended most of them looked confused and shocked...especially Liekable and Peter.
"damn she fucked up" Y/n said with a huff
"what...what the hell was that!?" Liekable said in concern
"it looked nice" Cherzi shrugged
"bitch, Flower totally got graped by that doodoo smudge...what the actual hell was that?" Peter asked as he scratched his head
"sheesh, glad i'm not in that universe" MePhone4 said with a wince
"but...but what happened?" Donut asked nervously
"that pretty Flower was possessed!" Monotaro cried
"fucking bullshit...it must be edited" said Billy
"i...i don't know" Liekable said as he was now very worried
"actually you don't have to be worried you all because the person who sent that video sent this next message, 'Forgot to mention that Video that shows Flower getting corrupted is Flower in a different Timeline'" Brooklyn Guy threw away the paper then
"another time line...?" Cucumber said in utter confusion
"wait so that's not the Flower i know?" Liekable asked to which MePhone4 just shrugged
"that was interesting..." Taco hummed
"and disturbing..." Amity shivered
"it wasn't thaaaat~ bad..." Mr.Madness rolled his eyes at their cowardly behavior
"yeah right..." Quamax muttered
"the next questions are for Cherzi and one of the first messages is 'Fuck off you pick haired bitch with your smug ass expression. Fuckin'.. uh.. fuckin' TURTLE NECK. Who wears turtle necks any more!? Also, you need a hairbrush.' well sheesh!" Brooklyn Guy cringed
"those messages feel like hate mail..." Chef Pee Pee said with a frown
"i don't care if you're mad or not, also don't give other people advice on how to improve their appearance when you're probably a freak yourself" Cherzi said as she wasn't really bothered by the fan message
"exactly, the people who write these think they're some important people...how silly of them" Taco said with a eye roll
"why the hell are they insulting you for..." asked Billy
"she got turtle neck...but i don't see a turtle!" Jeffy stupidly said
"they're saying that she got some good neck Jeffy" Junior said with a suggestive wink to Cherzi who merely gave him a emotionless look
"i wonder why..." Candle said suspiciously
"well...the next question is 'What’s your story on your relationship with Liekable'"
"why should i tell them that?" asked Cherzi
"because it makes the show better...you need to have better responses lady" MePhone4 said with a upset expression
"how about no" Cherzi said to which MePhone4 rolled his eyes
"and besides we don't have a relationship...just stop asking questions like that!" Liekable groaned
"don't be ashamed of yourself, we're actually lovers you all" Cherzi said smiling to which Liekable groaned at
"no we're NOT!" Liekable said in refusal
"if he doesn't want you then can you be my girlfriend?" Junior asked flexing his arms
"how about you jump off a building?" Cherzi said coldly
"ooooh get denied Junior!" Cody laughed
"ugh...shut up Cody!" Junior said in embarrassment
"okay guys calm down" Brooklyn Guy said before reading the other note "alright Cherzi this one said to you 'Not Y/N. SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIP!...' wait...huh?" Brooklyn Guy looked at Cherzi who merely shrugged
"this just tells me what kind of people watch this show...absolute nitwits" Taco said rolling her eyes
"hey leave my precious viewers alone!" MePhone4 said as he hugged the camera while giving a glare to Taco
"uh...okay well I'll read the next one" said Chef Pee Pee before opening the note "okay this said 'i hate you go kys (that means kill yourself, go kill yourself)' oh my god...what kind of messages are those!?"
"thanks for clarifying what those three letters meant, can you explain to me why water is wet next please?" Cherzi asked sarcastically
"i think that was a little too far...?" Lilith said a little weirded by the message
"not even I'd tell someone to do that..." Clare said rubbing her arm in awkwardness
"i'm not surprised she got asked that.." Liekable said with a frown
"are you saying that i should do it?" Cherzi asked
"no...I'd tell you to stop twisting my words but that's all you've done to me in the past so, whatever" Liekable sighed while Cherzi smiled a little before looking away
"this is really weird..." said Cucumber
"i don't support self harm" Vectorman said
"yeah, so go back to cleaning my personal toilet then" MePhone4 chuckled
"affirmative" Vectorman stood up from his seat
"RIGHT AFTER THE CHALLENGE!" MePhone4 quickly said to which Vectorman shrugged and sat back down
"well Monotaro you have a few questions" Chef Pee Pee
"HURRAY! i never got one before!" Monotaro cheered
"you actually did..." Donut said
"oh...oh i think i remember now....i think?" Monotaro said in uncertainty before PP read the note
"okay this one said 'Whoever keeps giving this CHILD "thing"'s, I am glaring at you right now.'
"but i love things!" Monotaro whined
"yeah, his thing was so big and long last night!" Jeffy said
"yeah i remember it!" Junior nodded
"oh my god bruh..." Quamax sighed and rubbed his forehead
"guys please stop talking" Lilith pleaded
"we have our freedom!" Junior snarled
"shut the hell up Junior...the next one asked Monotaro 'Hey Monotaro, what's the quadratic formula?!'
"that's simple, it's the-" but Monotaro's head quickly exploded making the others scream in horror
"WHAT THE HECK!?" Donut yelled as Monotaro's body fell into the ground
"bruh..." Y/n said in shock
"IT WAS JUST A SIMPLE QUESTION, HOW DID THAT HAPPEN!?" Cody said as he looked at the body in disbelief
"well now that was interesting" Taco smirked
"nice paint Urbie" Cherzi giggled as Liekable was now covered in Monotaro's oil
"oh shut it up..." Liekable sighed before MePhone4 revived Monotaro who looked confused then
"uh...what happened?" the bear asked
"you...exploded" said Clare
"oh....anyways what did you ask me again?" Monotaro asked cheerfully
"how are you still...nevermind" Donut sighed
"that was actually pretty cool!" Coop said smiling
"uh...let's skip that one so...this one asked Monotaro...why do you forget thisngs...or things? wait didn't they ask that before?" Chef Pee Pee said in confusion
"maybe...i can't remember" Brooklyn Guy shrugged
"well...i still don't understand why i forget things...but hey i have my Thing with me at the cabins!" Monotaro exclaimed
"i don't think that's important..." Cucumber said
"well Monotaro also has a gift...the note simply said here so...take it" Chef Pee Pee threw a box at Monotaro who then quickly ripped the box and found...nothing inside
"what the hell?" Peter said
"there's nothing inside it?" Lilith raised her brow
"Brooklyn Guy..." MePhone4 turned to the puppet then
"hey, the box was literally empty when we got it" said Brooklyn Guy in his defense
"he's right, the note doesn't even says anything interesting...it just said here:" Chef Pee Pee then showed them the note
"goddamn trolls..." Billy grunted
"well i actually like this box so!" Monotaro said before climbing inside it
"i guess that works?" Amity smiled
"idiotic behavior..." Taco rolled her eyes
"does good ol Joey here have messages too!?" Joey asked while giggling gleefully as PP nodded
"yeah somebody asked you 'Is there gonna be a spinoff called Joey's Multiversal Tour now?'"
"of course muchachos, as long as you buy my cameo and support the Joey army, WOOOWOWOOWOWOW!" Joey yelled and danced his ass in the seat
"goddamn DO NOT SUPPORT FAT ENABLERS!" Billy yelled angrily
"calm down Billy..." Candle said gently
"goddammit...this guy fucking pisses me off" Billy groaned as Joey continues to dance
"well the other message for piggy here asked him 'why are you like thij' and yes they misspelled this" Brooklyn Guy sighed
"wow what an idiot right?" Junior sneered
"Junior you call the sun a planet, i don't you should insult other's intelligence" Cody rolled his eyes at him
"Jeffy knows how to spell, like for example i can spell out HIPPO DICK!" Jeffy said smacking his diaper
"Jeffy...don't" Amity said with a annoyed face
"I'm just being myself muchachos!" Joey said laughing
"welllll~ be less annnnnoying~!" Mr.Madness said angrily
"WOWOWOWOWOW!" Joey yelled again and danced more before he broke the wooden log he was sitting completely but this time he didn't send anyone flying
"Jesus..." Quamax shook his head before Brooklyn Guy spoke again
"this one is for you Quamax" said the puppet which made the man perk up then
"somebody said to you 'i gotta send you a message cause you got none last time which is just disrespectful'" "
"okay okay...that's pretty good enough!" Quamax said with a smile
"well gee...some of us didn't even get messages so far" Lilith huffed
"too bad for you, anyways Quamax you actually got a gift which had a note that said 'My phone is about to die so have a car battery'" Brooklyn Guy then threw a car battery at Quamax's lap
"BRUH, you could've gifted me some big booty or some glizzy sauce...what am I supposed to do with this!?" Quamax asked in confusion
"can i have it?" asked Vectorman
"uh...sure" Quamax then handed it to the robot who gave him a thumbs up in return
"can weeeee~ just skip this?" Mr.Madness sighed
"actually my ugly masked friend, you have a message from someone!" Brooklyn Guy said
"waaatch~ your tooone~ first..." Mr.Madness threatened to which the puppet shrugged before reading the note
"well they said this to you 'Where's Mr. Sanity? (I'm a good jokester, I know, please pat me on the back and boost my ego by showering me with compliments until I can barely take the success of my own fame and become another pretentious crook around on the internet selling baby pictures of myself).'"
" BAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" Y/n suddenly burst out laughing with Peter
"what's so funny...?" Liekable sighed
"MAN FUCK THIS GUY IS FUNNY AS FUCK, LIKE HOLY SHIT WHAT A JOKE!" Peter said hitting the floor as Lilith looked at him in concern
"HOLY SHIT MY RIBS...MY RIBS HURT!" Y/n breathed sharply as he laughed endlessly
"it's not that funny gosh!" Donut rolled his eyes
"hoooow~ dare you mock me like that!?" Mr.Madness growled before sending a green plasma blast to the note Brooklyn Guy held and quickly disintegrated it
"JESUS CALM DOWN!" Brooklyn Guy yelled as Mr.Madness shook his fist in anger
"well now that the idiots are done laughing...we have some several messages for Donut" Chef Pee Pee pulling out a bunch of notes
"oh boy..." Donut sighed deeply
"the first one said 'SHIT WE GOT BFDIA DONUT (Battle For Dream Island Again) STOP THE SACRIFICE OF COINY, WE NEED TO GET HIM TO LEARN HOW TO HAVE HIS CHARACTER GROWTH UHHH TAKE THIS VIDEO, also it’s like 18 minutes long and about Donut so hopefully you’ll give it to him separately also once this competition is over prepare to deal with this- this is for everyone to see sorry Liekable but Flower is gone'"
"the message was supposed to have two videos but i think the other one got lost which was meant for Donut Lord here" MePhone4 snickered
"i really don't want to see that video again..." Liekable said shivering
"WHY DO THEY-...." Donut quickly stopped and took a deep breath...before speaking normally "okay seriously, i'm not from BFDIA...i mean i was! but I've been eliminated from that before, i did partake in the others before quiting BFB to join Two's game...just because i get angry with some of you doesn't make me a certain Donut or however you put it!"
"oh yeah dude, wouldn't Two get pissed at you for suddenly disappearing from his game?" asked Peter
"i don't know...the last challenge was awful though, who builds a amusement park with blocks!?" Donut asked in frustration
"i like Lego blocks!" Jeffy raised his hand
"that's nice dear" Candle smiled
"uh...you make my PP feel weird when you say that" Jeffy said shyly
"same...along with another thing" Junior chuckled pervertly
"uh..." Candle then looked away in awkwardness
"holy shit can you assholes stop being like that for one minute!?" Billy said angrily
"hey back off hillbilly!" Junior snarled which caused Billy to growl angrily before Candle just put a hand on his jacket and shook her head.
"...fuck it" Billy sighed as Junior and Jeffy snickered in the back
"the next question for you is 'also you Donut in another timeline' and they sent a video as well!" Brooklyn Guy said before Chef Pee Pee played the Video
after watching the entire video Donut was seen with a very concerned look
"i...i don't get it, what happened to my friends...and there's really another version of me?" Donut said scratching his head
"that song was good though!" Monotaro exclaimed
"yeah, but it's a good thing that little stick figure saved the day at the end" said Coop in awe
"dora for the win BITCH!" Peter cheered
"but it feels bad knowing that they have to go through...whatever that is" Amity sighed sadly
"that's their problem dear, we need to focus on our own business instead" Taco said as she patted Amity on the back
"are you really this selfish?" Liekable said giving her a glare
"no we just aren't as weak hearted as you are, therefore we don't get as much anxiety as you do" Cherzi said as matter of fact
"Bruv chill out on my bro" Y/n grunted
"okay the next message for Donut is 'He should probably stop yelling at everyone, specially Monotaro, he isn't forgetting things on purpose. idk, just, chill down Donut' said Brooklyn Guy to which Donut sighed
"i really don't want to yell at you guys but can you blame me for it?" asked Donut
"we just doing our thing dude" Peter shrugged
"but you need to listen to the leader, we'd be lost without him!" Monotaro said
"which we did...really, you guys ran off and made us get lost in the last challenge because you didn't even bother listening to Donut's words" said Lilith rolling her eyes
"imagine listening to a food...couldn't be me!" Y/n snickered
"are you braindead...Taco is literally your team leader" Peter said to which Y/n rolled his eyes
"and who says I'd listen to her ass?" asked Y/n
"unless you want to get voted...then go ahead" Taco said with a growl
"damn i'm quivering in my bussy right now" Y/n mocked to which Taco growled more before Cherzi just nudged her to keep quiet
"well i believe that we should listen to Donut the next time we do a challenge" Candle suggested
"yeah...seriously guys" Liekable sighed
"we'll i guess we could..or something" Clare said shrugging
"that's not even reassuring..." Donut grunted as Chef Pee Pee spoke up then
"this one said 'donut why tf are you so mad at your team all the time..'"
just stared at the camera before pointing at the other team members to which we then see Peter wrestling with Y/n while Monotaro chewed on his Thing cushion and then Coop burped extremely loudly
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"well you have a gift, the note said 'i honestly ran out of time, here have a kit kat of something'" Brooklyn Guy then tossed a kit kat at Donut who didn't even take it as Coop quickly grabbed it with his mouth
"sorry man, haven't ate anything good in a while!" Coop said while unwrapping the bar as Donut gave him a scowl
"and the last message for Lord Donut is 'okay you actually look like you woukd taste so good (i mean.. youre a donut) like, with the jam n stuff?? i realky want to grab you and chop you up (like what happened in bfdia) and eat you' well this person isn't wrong" said Brooklyn Guy chuckling
"why does everyone want to eat me!?" Donut asked in frustration
"I like how they keep reminding you about being chopped up, it's quite hilarious!" MePhone4 said to which Donut groaned angrily
"you have some messages too Billy" Chef Pee Pee as he pulled out a note before reading it "it says 'You know what? Guns! I love guns! What's the best type of gun for you, Mr Billy Bob of Billy Bob land? Pistols? Shotguns? Revolvers? Assault Rifles? Cannons? Grenade Launchers? Bazookas? Nukes? Yeah, nevermind on the nukes. Can we give contestants guns?' "
"calm the fuck down man...also i have a revolver which is a badass gun, so yeah motherfuckers!" said Billy with a thumbs up
"please don't actually give us guns" said Liekable
"why not, it sounds like a lot of fun!" MePhone4 then tapped something on his phone which gave everyone guns
"sweet!" Peter smiled as he held a pistol before aiming at it Y/n and shooting him in the arm
"OW! YOU FUCKING DICK!" Y/n then shot Peter in the chest
"hey Jeffy check this out!" Junior started rotating his gun before it accidentally goes off and shoots Junior in the head
"I wanna try!" Jeffy said happily before literally pulling the trigger on himself and dropping dead
"STOP IT ALREADY!" Lilith shrieked and quickly dropped down to avoid getting shot
"how interesting...what does this thingamajig do i wonder?" King Tubby then pulled the trigger with his index finger and accidentally send a bullet to Liekable's knee to which he howled in pain
"w-WHY!?" Liekable groaned in pain
"oh my!" Cherzi laughed cheerfully
"o-oh that does it!" Liekable turned red in the face and actually aimed at Cherzi before shooting her in the stomach
"ow...now why would you do that?" Cherzi said with a annoyed expression
"how are you not feeling that!?" Amity gasped as Cherzi just remained calm despite the fact that she has a hole in her stomach now
Liekable dropped the gun in shock then "o-oh my god...i didn't mean to-"
but Taco just shot him in the head then
"hmph, how about you leave my teammates alone?" she said with irritation
"was that really necessary...?" Cherzi asked with a annoyed frown
"what he shot you didn't he now?" Taco said with a shrug
"dude...i think you should take their guns away" Chef Pee Pee said as everyone was getting shot then
"yeah we could get sued and-OW WHAT THE FUCK!?" Brooklyn Guy was then shot in the arm by Junior
"my bad!" he said with a snicker
"OH YOU STUPID LITTLE-"
"oh fine...i'll stop" MePhone4 sighed before pressing something on his body to which revived back all the dead people and took away their weapons
Liekable got and saw that his knee was healed now
"why the fuck did you shoot me!?" Billy asked Cody in anger
"IT WAS A MISTAKE OKAY!" Cody said defensively
"i really didn't like that..." Candle said as she rubbed her head where Taco purposely shot her at
"what is wrong with you all!?" Donut said in frustration
"you didn't have to shoot me..." Clare glared at Monotaro
"i just love shooting things!" Monotaro said with a chuckle
"okay now that the shitstorm is done...you got another message Billy and it's actually a gift, the note said that they wanted to gift you a budweiser beer so...take it!" Brooklyn Guy then threw a beer bottle to Billy
"HELL YEAH, THANKS PEOPLE!" Billy said cheerfully as he kissed the bottle
"again...drinking in front of kids?" Lilith asked
"I'll drink it later then..." Billy said as he kept the bottle close to himself
"the final question for our hillbilly here asked 'Riddle me this: Would you rather never drink beer again, OR, drink beer and die one day later.'"
"goddamn...i dunno, i guess i'll quit drinking beer then...don't wanna die earlier like fatass Joey and nikocado" Billy said with a groan
"hey now muchacho i'm still alive and healthy!" Joey said giggling
"not for too long" Peter muttered
"Peter this is for you, 'Hey Lois! Ehhhh, honestly Peter deserves more attention, so I'm going to give it to him. Hi Peter! How's your day been? How the fuck did you wipe your ass with poison ivy? Have a PS4 dear child.' what the hell does he mean by poison ivy?" Chef Pee Pee asked
"well first off, HOLY FUCK STEWIE I'M SHITTING, and second my day's been fucking good mate, i got to shoot Y/n! also times were desperate and i didn't plan on having doodoo crumbs up my asshole so it was either a duty booty or a clean itchy ass...you already know which I chosen, also...PS4? WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU SEND A PS5 INSTEAD, FUCK THIS!" Peter yelled as he grabbed the gift from Chef Pee Pee and threw it as far as he can to which everyone just stared in disbelief
"....okay what the hell?" Quamax muttered
"you should be grateful for all the gifts you get in life dear" said Candle
"FUCK NO, you know just send me a cock and ball torture next time, I'd rather play with that than a shitty ps4 or something" Peter said before sitting down as if he just go completely insane just now
"damn asshole...I'd never do something like to my fans" said Y/n
"didn't you call them retarded before?" Peter said with a unimpressed look
".....no?" Y/n answered with uncertainty
"actually Y/n, one of them said...KYS?" Chef Pee Pee said as he looked at everybody in awkwardness
"already done that with Cheeta L.O.L" Y/n laughed
"oh don't remind me..." Liekable said as he remembers that traumatic trial...
"what about Cheeta now?" King Tubby said in confusion
"before that, another person told you this 'You may be a crazed lunatic but you are the greatest crazed lunatic to ever exist. Please don't wind up being eliminated, it'd be really great if you didn't! Also here's a Mercedes! Dunno if that's possible to send, but Mercedes!' wait...what the hell!? why are they sending you gifts like this but somebody literally sent me fake money before!?" Chef Pee Pee asked angrily
"guess they hate you or something, not a surprise!" MePhone4 chuckled before suddenly a Mercedes-Benz appeared out of nowhere
"OH SHIT, THANK YOU FOR THIS, ALSO I'M ACTUALLY MENTALLY RETARDED!" Y/n before getting inside the car and speeding off to somewhere as everybody stared at this in shock before suddenly a explosion was heard in the distance
"....he died didn't he?" asked Lilith
"yep" MePhone4 said casually before quickly reviving Y/n who was then brought back to his seat with a casual face
"i somehow made my car explode" Y/n said
"why am I not surprised?" Donut said with a sigh
"well...Coop this is for you and if says 'One gamer to another, please help me with this: What's the best snack to eat while playing videogames that WON'T gunk up the controller? And here, have a $20 eShop gift card for the help, go get something cool with it!' oh look...another better gift than what I've got" Chef Pee Pee sighed before throwing it to Coop who caught it with a smile
"sweeeet! also see what i do is blend in all kinds of snacks together, so that way you can enjoy all your snacks without having to pause the game and get up to the fridge, it doesn't damage the controller and you can add in whatever you want dude, I usually mix in hamburgers and smoothies and IT'S SO GOOD!" said Coop while he drooled massively
"that's...really disgusting" Amity said
"you can't knock it until you try it!" Coop said back
"i rather keeep~ my stomach safeeee~..." Mr.Madness said rolling his big blue eyes
"also you have another gift with a note that says 'Koopa Troops? Have a shell as my gift.'" Chef Pee Pee then throw a shell at Coop who caught it
"why does that look familiar..." Cody hummed
"oooh...check this out guys!" Coop then threw the shell and it ended up going through the boys cabin for the Chaotic Idiots and it ended breaking into their window before suddenly the sounds of crashing and stuff breaking was heard inside
everyone then looked at Coop then who gave them a surprised face
"....oops?" Coop smiled sheepishly
"oh my goodness..." Taco face-palmed
"well i'm not cleaning that...anyway Jeffy you have a message and it says...fuck you...HAH!" Chef Pee Pee laughed
"hey!" Jeffy frowned
"Junior yours said fuck you too, HAHAHA!" Chef Pee Pee laughed harder
"SHUT UP CHEF PEE PEE, AND WHOEVER SENT THAT IS A STUPID UGLY BOOGER NOSE!" Junior yelled angrily as Chef Pee Pee continued to laugh before pulling another note
"okay...that was hilarious!" Chef Pee Pee sighed happily before looking at the note "anyway Cody you have some messages and the first one says 'I'd say fuck you but honestly you're fine.'
" some of these messages are really mean..." said Cucumber while rubbing his arm
"well this one is true, of course i'm fine as shit have you seen my rocking body?" Cody asked
"yes and we do not wanna see it again" Quamax said with a shiver
"Cody the other says...'gae' ....seriously?" Chef Pee Pee looked at the camera then
"well we already know that...so for those who are interested" Cody then winked at Cucumber who quickly scooped away from Cody then
"weirdo...anyways the final message asked you 'How’s your Ken doll/boyfriend doing is he with you?'"
"oh my, i completely forgot about that...well i forgot to pick him up from home so..." Cody sighed sadly
"his ken... what?" Lilith said in confusion
"just don't question it..." Billy said looking at with disgust
"by the way Lilith you actually have a message" said Chef Pee Pee
"you know, judging by the fact that most of the messages were a bunch of insults or weird videos...i think i'm good" Lilith said with a hand wave
"don't be ridiculous, the viewers send those messages with all of their love and....well actually nevermind just give the gift to her" MePhone4 rolled his eyes before Lilith was given a dog plushie
"the person who sent this said 'I haven't paid any attention to you so uh...hello! Have a dog plushie!'
Lilith looked at the beagle dog plushie and raised her eyebrow "uh...thanks?"
Monotaro then quickly tackled the plushie and began ripping it apart
"....yeah thanks" Lilith said rolling her eyes
"Clare somebody asked you this 'This needs to be answered for the press, but miss Clare, do you watch Daria per chance?' "
"of course she does, it's a emo we're dealing with here" Brooklyn Guy said much to Clare's annoyance
"ahem...well yeah i do actually, it speaks to my darken soul unlike the other things... such as people and life" Clare sighed sadly
"HAH SHE WATCHES DIARRHEA!" Junior sneered
"diarrhea? Jeffy has diarrhea do you want to watch?" Jeffy asked Clare who looked at him in disgust
"it's DARIA not diarrh-"
"uh.... aughhh!" Jeffy started grunting before suddenly everyone heard squishy sounds coming from him which made them all groan in disgust
"JEFFY WHAT THE-" Amity gagged and quickly covered her nose
"Jeffy what in the hell is up with you?" Quamax asked as he wrinkled his nose
Jeffy then started jumping up and down making squishy sounds "its so squishy!" he said smacking his diaper
"i should've kept my mouth shut..." Clare said with a grossed out expression
"okay...Amity you have some questions" Chef Pee Pee said with a gag
"just...hurry up!" Amity pleaded as she kept holding her nose
"yeah seriously...okay someone asked you 'As versatile as that abomination goo seems to be, can it be used to make an arm cannon? Also, I know you like reading but don't know what genres you like, so have a copy of my favorite book: "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"!"
"uh...well I think so, mom and dad are good with that kind of stuff...I just wished mom wasn't so obsessed with it so much...also, i like fantasy books and well you know...Azura" Amity then blushed before Brooklyn Guy then threw the book at her "also thank you for this, it'll be a great way to kill time here"
"can someone gift me some lotion?" Cody asked
"okay...shut the hell up" Billy asked
"shit i need some too...for reasons" Peter winked at the camera then
"okay that's gross...anyway the second message is 'Honestly, hope Amity either gets home safety, or wins and gets home safely. We're rooting for you Amity! Have a gold star.'"
Amity had the star hit her in the head to which she frowned before picking or up "not really crazy about these anymore...which i'm thankful for, and honestly I wouldn't mind if I got eliminated, going home would be nice regardless of what happens"
"nonsense Amity, remember what we said before?" Taco said raising her brow at Amity
"i know it's just-"
"for her sake?" Cherzi interrupted to which Amity then stood quiet before just nodding
"..." Vectorman looked at Amity before looking away
"goddamn can we hurry up already? i need to fucking shit" Y/n said impatiently
"you don't have anymore message so just leave" MePhone4 said a he shooed him away
"okay, hey PP i'm gonna shit in the sink" Y/n and quickly ran away into the dining hall
"WE HAVE BATHROOMS HERE YOU IDIOT!" Chef Pee Pee yelled
"well...anyway Cucumber you have two messages" Brooklyn Guy said
"oh..." Cucumber then gulped nervously
"the first one said 'I deadass consider your situation being in this game to be ten times better than your situation outside of it. I'm sorry, do you like being the chosen one to go on a magical quest? Clearly you do not, so WHY DID YOU TRY TO QUIT BEFORE THE GAME STARTED TWO EPISODES AGO???? CUCUMBER!!!!! WHY ARE YOU NAMED AFTER A VEGETABLE CUCUMBER, AND WHY DID TOBY FOX CREATE SUCH AN AMAZINF TRACK FOR YOU! CUCUMBER!!!!!!!! HERE, HAVE "TRANCE 009 SOUND SYSTEM ON DREAMSCAPE" ON DVD'
"w-what?" Cucumber was then hit by the face with the DVD
"man i love this fucking song!" Peter said as he grabbed the DVD from Cucumber
"i...what!? well first of all I've been kidnapped against my will, and i still need to look after my sister Almond, so it wasn't my fault for trying to quit the game a-and i don't know what do you mean by my name!? isn't that normal!??? and who's Toby Fox!? WHAT THE HECK IS 009 SOUND SYSTEM!??" Cucumber said before panting heavily as everyone stared at him in silence
"now Cucumber, let's all take a deep breath and remain calm" Candle said to which Cucumber did so...
"o-okay...sorry guys" Cucumber said in embarrassment
"it's fine, you just boosted my views with your freak out haha!" MePhone4 chuckled as Cucumber groaned
"Cucumber your final message said 'i dont give a fuck im still gonna eat you'"
"how would you even do that!?" Cucumber said in utter confusion
"you people are confusing the little rabbit...it's sort of amusing" Taco said with a smirk
"sort of pathetic too" Cherzi said
"how about you leave him alone?" Liekable growled
"are you going to hang me if i don't?" Taco said mockingly to which Liekable just shook his head with a eye roll
"King Tubby you got a message" Brooklyn Guy announced
"a royal message for me? oh how delightful!" King Tubby said joyfully
"well it said 'This guy needs more chainsaws. That or Cheeta. Honestly, clones of Cheeta would be a wonder, but I guess he's one of a kind. Wait why am I talking about Cheeta this has nothing to do with him. I mean, King Tubby has a chainsaw. Does your cat have a chainsaw? No the fuck not he doesn't. No chainsaw! Therefore, this cat is the second greatest cat...next to Cheeta. Here, give him a chainsaw."
"ayy Cheeto Man!" Peter smiled at the familiar name
"well that's a lot but, let me start by saying that having clones of Cheeta would be absolutely HORRID...and for future reference just understand that I've only used a chainsaw because some birds wouldn't stop jibber jabbering which kept Kitty up from sleeping, i simply did what any good royal king would do for his people!" said King Tubby proudly
"you could've just closed the window to block the sound?" Lilith said to which King Tubby laughed
"oh dear, trust me i knew what I was doing...i even threatened the neighbor to keep quiet and the chainsaw most certainly helped!" King Tubby said before he was handed a chainsaw by Brooklyn Guy
"now then anyone wants me to get some wood for the fire?" asked the cat before Liekable quickly snapped the chainsaw and threw it away
"sorry but the last time you were given something you hit me in the head multiple times" Liekable said as he remembered the pipe and ice pack incident
"talk about holding a grudge...anyway moving on!" MePhone4 then motioned Chef Pee Pee to continue
"ugh...Vectorman somebody said to you 'Thanks for doing all the cleaning you do. I really appreciate it! I'm not sure what sort of stuff you'd want or need, so here's a bunch of spare machine parts for any repairs you need.' well nobody appreciated me cleaning up the vomit last time...just take this already " Chef Pee Pee groaned before heading the box to Vectorman
"i appreciate this" Vectorman said with a thumbs up
"yeah yeah... the other message literally says 32...what the hell does that mean?" Chef Pee Pee asked
"33 34 35 36 37-"
"Vectorman what are you doing?" Amity asked as the robot started counting
"i don't know...i just thought randomly" Vectorman admitted
"are you defecti-...erhh i mean oh how odd!" Taco coughed as Vectorman gave her a look before shrugging
"nice going..." Cherzi whispered with an eye roll
"i can't help myself..." Taco snickered
"Candle you have some questions and one of them said 'I want to give Candle, a crystal ball because why not?' here you go" Chef Pee Pee threw the crystal ball to Candle who caught it then
"thank you dear...it may not be my personal one but it's so lovely still" Candle smiled happily
"looks like a ballsack" Peter commented
"can i play with it!?" Junior asked
"oh well i-" Junior snatched it from her and then looked at Jeffy "Jeffy let's play dodgeball!"
"YAYY!" Jeffy cheered before he was hit by the crystal ball which shattered on the ground then making Candle look at it in silence
"YOU DUMB FUCKS!" Billy yelled
"it's Jeffy's fault!" Junior said quickly
"it's...it's fine" Candle said with a sigh
"see so just calm down cowboy!" Junior snorted while Billy growled at him
"those guys are jerks..." Clare rolled her eyes before Chef Pee Pee spoke again
"okay now that Junior showed how much of an asshole he is...Candle your second message said 'Honestly this dude should just have a yoga mat, he deserves it.'
Brooklyn Guy threw a purple yoga mat to her then
"that's good and all but Candle is actually a girl..." Cucumber said awkwardly
"i'm sure they were joking" Candle said as she held the mat with a smile
"oh can we-"
"No" Candle sternly said which made Junior retreat back with a groan
"thank you.." Chef Pee Pee rolled his eyes at Junior before pulling another note "anyways the next message said 'i like you (not in a romantic way ew)'
"well thank you" Candle said
"huh, BRUH I'd totally date her...who wouldn't? this bozo missed his chance" Peter said shaking his head
"Peter...for the love of everything stop making Candle uncomfortable" Liekable said holding his head with a grunt
"oh its fine, Peter's just joking" said Candle
"i wasn't though" Peter said before Lilith hit him in the head to keep quiet
"as for the final message somebody said...'CANDLE YOU SLAY GIRL!!!! YOU ATE THAT UP LIKE MMMM NO CRUNBS LEFT IN THE TABLE I HOPE YOU WIN LIKE MMMMMM YUM' can't believe i said all that..." Chef Pee Pee sighed
"yeah Candle you did nice on the last challenge" Liekable smiled at her
"still lost though" Junior said
"doesn't mean her efforts were wasted" Coop countered
"so what, sheeee~ still looost~!" Mr.Madness said snickering
"bro shut your ugly ass up!" Peter growled at him
"let us not get violent now...we all did great last time" said Candle gently
"yeah...right" Donut muttered
"Brooklyn Guy you have a gift!" Chef Pee Pee said
"OH GIMME GIMME!" Brooklyn Guy took the box and then read the note "it says Here’s a gift for you' oh boy i wonder what it is!"
Brooklyn Guy quickly opened the box and pulled a picture of a middle finger...
"PFFFT!" MePhone4 laughed along with Peter and Coop
"MAN SCREW YOU GUYS!" Brooklyn Guy then ripped the picture in half and pouted
Chef Pee Pee giggled before reading another note "hold on BG you got another message and it said 'Wait is there a Canada guy? If there's a does good things guy and a does bad things guy, then is there a does neutral things guy? Minds his own business guy? Shows non-emotion onesoever guy? Does mediocre things guy?"
"yeah actually those are my brothers, but see does bad things guy...yeah i had to kill him" said Brooklyn Guy
"WHY!?" Cucumber asked in shock
"well he kidnapped several people and killed multiple people in his secret room... haven't you watch SML the secret door or something?" Brooklyn Guy said shrugging
"oh yeah i remember that!" said Jeffy
"well the next message said 'i forgot who draws the maps but i think its you and i just want to say you suck at art'" Chef Pee Pee snorted at the end to which Brooklyn Guy growled
"oh i'm sorry, who's the professional artist here me or you? yeah that's what i thought!" Brooklyn Guy said before sticking his tongue out at the camera
"professional artist? it looks like a child drew them!" said Taco
"i think they looked good!" Monotaro exclaimed
"YEAH, thanks bro, see that's my bro right there...what do you guys know about me and Taro huh? nothing that's right!" Brooklyn Guy said with a deep voice
"you barely talk to each other..." Clare said with a eye roll
"hush...what is the next question peeps?" asked Brooklyn Guy
"peeps?...whatever, the next message just says Brooklyn Guy when he sees American Guy" Chef Pee Pee the threw the paper away
"HEY, that guy's a dick..." Brooklyn Guy said narrowing his eyes
"you know a lot of people with weird names" Donut said
"yeah right says the DONUT" Brooklyn Guy rolled his eyes
"Chef Pee Pee we can read your messages now!" said MePhone4
"oh i have another one...okay then!" Chef Pee Pee said in excitement as Brooklyn Guy handed him a box with a note
"okay my message says 'Bro you and brooklyn aint getting paid, run while you can'" uhhh...well that's kinda true" said Chef Pee Pee in uncertainty
"yeah...honestly this feels suspicious" Brooklyn Guy nodded in agreement
"oh come on, would i really lie to you both?" MePhone4 forcibly smiled
"yeah?" said the Chef which made the host's smile drop
"....next question" MePhone4 ordered
"okay whatever..." Brooklyn Guy said before handing Chef Pee Pee another box
"uh okay...so i have a gift and it says 'I’m sorry about what happened in the casino here’s a gift to make you feel better' oh..so that was you?...i guess i can forgive you then, i wonder what's inside this box though-OWWW!" Chef Pee Pee yelled in pain as his fingers were trapped in a mousetrap then
"oh my goodness..." Candle gasped
"this is just genius!" MePhone4 laughed with Brooklyn Guy as Chef Pee Pee growled and threw the trap away before pointing at the camera
"FUCK ALL OF YOU ASSHOLES!" Chef Pee Pee said angrily
"hold on PP you have two more messages, the first one is 'Better chef than chef Hatchet that's for sure (I LOVE CHEF HATCHET BUT S4-6 DIDN'T UTILIZE HIM AT ALLLLLLL) and the last one said your cooking sucks" Brooklyn Guy then started laughing hard
"...I'm done fuck you all" Chef Pee Pee then walks away while the two hosts laughed
"that was mean..." said Monotaro sadly
"yeah you guys did him dirty" Quamax said shaking his head at them
"who cares? anyways Taco you have a bunch of messages!" MePhone4 said with a chuckle as Brooklyn Guy then began reading the notes while Taco mentally prepared herself
"okay Taco the first one said 'British Taco, You pissed me off for the last time, Give me a few episodes for you because I promised I’d roast MePhone4 also I never sent a gift before but uhh Because I felt bad for pissing you off here’s this adorable video I guess' "
"video? and just what is it now..." Taco said with impatience
"well Brooklyn Guy?" MePhone4 smirked
Brooklyn Guy then pressed on the projector which started playing this video
when the video ended most of the people were laughing at Taco who looked extremely mad
"that was terrifying" Cherzi said with a giggle
"OH SHUT IT UP YOU IMBECILES!" Taco yelled
"also there was a picture inside the box so here you go" MePhone4 hands her a small box
"oh great, a stupid worthless gift fro-AUGHHHHHHHHHH!" Taco screamed in horror after seeing a RE34 picture of herself and Microphone
"what's wrong!?" Amity asked in concern before Taco kicked the box away
"BURN IT, I SAID BURN IT NOW!" Taco yelled shaking Mr.Madness rapidly
"ugh okaaaay~!" Mr.Madness pushed her off before he quickly sent multiple plasma blasts to the box before it was completely obliterated
everyone then looked at the burnt box while Taco panted heavily traumatized by what she saw
"w-what was in the box?" asked Cucumber
"JUST FORGET ABOUT IT!" Taco yelled angrily
"HAH! man that was good!" MePhone4 laughed
"I HATE YOU!" Taco yelled at him next
"i say that's well deserved" Liekable smirked to which Taco groaned at him
"okay now that we had fun with that, let's read the next message for Taco which is 'wow imagine being a runner up, couldnt be me' and you also got this gif-"
Taco took the box from Brooklyn Guy and just endless stomped on it then
"...it was tea and crumpets' Brooklyn Guy said in defeat as Taco looked at the destroyed box with wide eyes then
"uh..." Taco just sat down with a headache and growled
"well...the next message said 'Love how literally EVERYBODY who leaves you a message calls you British Taco. In my opinion, I think you should start spacing yourself out from a certain girl. Yes, she's on your... but still.'
"HOW ABOUT YOU MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS!?" Taco yelled
"easy now" Cherzi said as she patted Taco on the back to which the latter swatted the hand away with a growl
"Jesus what the fuck was in that box?" Peter asked as Taco shivered rapidly
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"never again...I will never open another box"
said Taco with a horrified expression
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"now then...the next message for Taco is-"
"hey guys i'm back" Y/n sighed and sat next to Vectorman before noticing the look on Taco's face "the fuck is up with her?" he asked
"she opened a box and screamed in horror before destroying it" Cody explained
"oh, it was porn then" Y/n said casually
"i-it wasn't!" Taco said nervously
"your stuttering tells me all I need" Y/n said to which growled angrily
"anyways the next message for Taco is 'What is your opinion on everyone on the team in one word'"
"oh you wanna know!? well i think that they're-" Taco then stopped and looked all of her teammates staring at her...
"yeah?" Y/n asked
"that...they're all so....Wonderful~!" Taco chuckled "i just think all of you are so very unique and a great help to the team!"
"why thank you!" King Tubby said in appreciation
"yay Jeffy is unique!" Jeffy cheered
"yeah you're very SPECIAL Jeffy" said Quamax pointing at his own head
"aw thank you Taco" Amity smiled
"of course..." Taco smiled to which Cherzi was heard muttering something and rolling her eyes
"okay the next message said...United Kingdom...that's it really" Brooklyn Guy shrugged
"just what am I supposed to do with that kind of question?" Taco rolled her eyes
"brush your teeth" Peter sneered
"shut up..." Taco muttered angrily
"and the next one said 'go kys you british fuck i dont give a shit if you get mad or sum shi just kys you suck and deserve to die a painful fiery death (similar to how gelatin died in bfb 27) you manipulative piece of mexican food'
"Jesus..." Liekable winced
"why are people keep bringing our deaths to the others?" Donut asked in confusion
Taco inhaled deeply before exhaling
"you know what, i refuse to comment on that, how about that?" she smirked
"wow, it's like you could've done that earlier ago" said Lilith sarcastically
"our Taco here isn't that bright" Cherzi said to which Taco blushed in anger
"quickly Brooklyn before she explodes again!" MePhone4 laughed
"OKAY the next message is 'oh my holy goobly weezeer beezing fucks !!! it's taco bfb'
"that's not right but okay" Donut said shrugging
"hmph!" Taco pouted and refused to reply
"okay and the next one is super fucking long so get ready you all, 'im gonna have alot of spelinng mistkales in this messagr probably but i dont really care i just hope you can understand words that enearly look lieke a keybaord spam, tack yu fbitch peoleas gpt lyolel yoruself youd dtupid manipulateve liece of briish foof with that "SOUR CREAM!" thing and "CHICKEN LEG" thing and stop actuing like you didnt manioulate rnayone you know edamn well how probably rveryone that red this knows what you did the pickle, microphone and he viewers. we all know youre just a friendless manioulative bitch and has no friends, no family, no life, no social skills, and no home. you literally live in a forets.... no hate to anyone who lives there ofcourse. youre just an annyoung sour-cream yelling friendless arm growinf manipilavie lazy bitch that doesnt have any skills other thsn yelling sour cream and spitting lemons, you literally stole the million dollars oj won (and failed... lol) and then you told everyone how you manipulated them.. you couldve kept it a secret! maybe they would allow you into the hotel if you didnt say it... thats a stupid move honestly. your plan was perfect, well nearly. until you said what jt was. anyways excuse my language
"holy fuck HAHA!" Peter laughed while Taco was struggling to keep quiet
"okay what is this stealing prize thing again?" Candle asked
"they're just trying to irk her...let's move to the next question already" said Cherzi as she held Taco in one place
"okay this is the last one..." Brooklyn Guy took a deep breath and began reading 'Roasting a British Taco
ALRIGHT BITCH, WANNA INSULT OTHERS SPECIFICALLY ME! GO MAKE A SANDWICH YOU DIRTY AS SLUT, DURING SEX YOUR SCREAMING, “MICROPHONE RUB FASTER *Moans loudly*” BITCH YOUR GOONG TO BE LIKE THIS BLOB IF YOU TRIED SWIMMING BRITISH FUCK, (projector plays guy screaming but distorted) GO BACK TO UNITED KINGDOM BITCH, NAH NAH NAH IN FACT IF YOU WENT BACK TO PICKLE HE’S GONNA SAY, “Bend down and suck Slut” YOUR GONNA BE RIDING HIS DICK MOANING IN PLEASURE WHILE THAT FAT SLOB WATCHES YOUR DIRTY ASS IN PLEASURE, NAH NAH NAH YOU PILE OF FUCKING RUBBISH, PIP PIP CHERRIO, I MANIPULATED MY FRIENDS, KILLED TEST TUBE, AND MADE MY ONLY FRIEND QUIT THE SHOW, WAH WAH I CANT GET THE PRIZE NOW, BITCH SURPRISED YOUR NOT IN INANIMATE INSANITY INVITATIONAL WORKING WITH SILVER SPOON OR SOME SHIT, DONT YOUR LYING ASS MANIPULATE MORE PEOPLE, I PROMISE INSULT ME BACK I WILL GO TO THE INANIMATE INSANITY WIKI AND COPY AND PASTE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOUR GOODY AHH ASS, GO EAT SOME LEMONS WHILE YOUR AT IT! PRETTY SURE YOU MISS THEM AFTER SPITTING THEM OUT IN SEASON ONE OF INANIMATE INSANITY LEMON KINKY ASS, NO NO NO MATTER IN FACT OJ IS GONNA SHOVE SOME LEMONS UP YOUR VAGINA YOU HOE FUCKING HOE, I WANT YOU TO GO SUCK PICKLES DICK AND GO KILL YOUR SELF, MATTER IN FACT DIE IN A HOLE YOU YOUTUBE CREATING, CRINGE RADIATING, GETTING HORRIBLE RATING, WHILE YOUR DATING, SLUTTY AS BAITING, HORNY ASS LICKING, MEXICAN FOOD, BITCH YOUR WHOLE FUCKING FAMILY IS GONE (the projector plays a video of nikocado eating TACO bell) NAH NAH NAH MATTER IN FACT LEAFY IS GONNA HOST, “DA DA DA PUSSY AT STAKE, WHO’S PUSSY WILL GET DESTROYED BY YOURS TRULY, OOPS TACO LOST THE VOTING LAY ON YOUR BACK YOU DIRTY AS HOE” ANYWAYS TACO, TACO TACO TACO, NEVER INSULT ME, ACTUALLY MATTER IN FACT- EVIL LEAFY WOILD TELEPORT AWAY FROM YOUR ASS WHEN YOU GOT CLOSE TO HER, ACTUALLY BITCH THIS IS YOU RIGHT NOW (they then see the projector play a nasty whooper ad ACTUALLY MATTER IN FACT NO ONE IS GOING TO GO TO YOUR FUNERAL YOU SORRY EXCUSE OF A BRITISH PIECE OF SHIT, YOUR DAD TIES YOU TO A FUCKING CEILING FAN AND SAID IT WAS DISNEY SINCE HE COULDN’T AFFORD SHIT, TOP IT ALL OFF BITCH, YOUR WORSE THAN THE NEW FUCKING VELMA SHOW
everybody sat in silence except for MePhone4, Brooklyn Guy along with Peter and Y/n, Jeffy and Junior laughing as well as Coop too
Taco completely turned red and before she could scream any profanities Cherzi covered her mouth and sat up with Taco thrashing in her arms
"we'll be back..." said Cherzi before quickly running away into their cabin as the others stood in shock at what happened
"oh God...oh god....okay... okay phew! MePhone4 you have some messages too" Brooklyn Guy said as he slowly calmed down from laughing too much
"i...what....i don't know" Amity said shaking her head and just gave up on what was going on
"alright go ahead, show me what my precious fans said to me, just a worry though if it's something I hate I'll just burn it" MePhone4 warned before Brooklyn Guy took out multiple notes
"okay the first name said 'Get ready fat bitch, YOUR SO FUCKING FAT THAT CONTEXT DOESN’T EXIST ANYMORE, BITCH MADE A NFT OF HIS GRANDMA FLIP PHONE TWERKING ON A PICKLE, BITCH YOUR DAD WAS RIGHT TO TRY AND ELIMINATE YOU, YOUR SO FUCKING DUMB YOU HAD A WHOLE CHALLENGE WHERE YOU HAVE TO HOPE YOU MADE IT INTO A HOLE AND NOT INTO A POLE OF SHIT AND LETS DACE IT ITS PROBABLY FROM YOUR ASS SINCE YOU EAT SO MUCH, YOU EAT SO MANY COOKIES NOT EVEN COOKIE MONSTER WANT TO BE NEAR YOU, YOUR THE SAME FATASS'
MePhone4 growled and tapped something in his body that completely disintegrated the note "NEXT!" he yelled
"well okay this one says 'Hopefully I did submit my Google form otherwise I fucked up, Anyways I ACCIDENTALLY SUBMITTED THE OTHER ONE BUT IF NOT SORRY, ANYWAYS MEPHONE LAST ROASTS THEN I WILL GIVE YOU EMOTIONAL SUPPORT BECAUSE I DIDNT FINISH MY ROAST, BITCH YOUR SO FUCKING FAT YOU PROBABLY SHITTED OUT THAT MUCH POOP FOR THE CHALLENGE IN INANIMATE INSANITY, BITCH ASS SLUT TO MEPAD, COULDNT COMPREHEND TO PUT TWO HALF A MILE PIES ONTO EAT OTHER, (Ask Candle about this) INSTEAD HE ATE TWO FUCKING MILE HIGH PIES AND PROBABLY SHITTED IT OUT ON THE INANIMATE INSANITY INVITATIONAL ISLAND, I HOPE YOU HAVE PROFESSIONAL CLEANING SERVICE ORHER THERE CANDLE'
"oh my!" Candle gasped
"CAN'T A GUY EAT WITHOUT GETTING INSULTED NOWADAYS!?" MePhone4 asked angrily
"your ass ate two though, you deserve to be clowned bro" said Peter with a smirk
MePhone4 growled before burning the note again "next question, if better be something nice!"
"uh okay...this one said 'Dude, you've been given a lot of hate over the past two episodes. Honestly, I don't think it's deserved! Maybe you kill some people & objects sometimes, and sometimes get really.. really.. mad. but.. uh. Still!! (PS: If you rig a contestant over in the challenge, I'll give you 20 bucks next episode.) there's a wink face at the end by the way"
"hmm rig over...well that could mean a lot of things, and dressing up someone is one of them so...for the rest of the challenge Joey is going to be a wearing beach shorts only" MePhone4 said before tapping his screen and suddenly Joey was now half naked with only blue beach shorts
"MY EYESSSSS!" Mr.Madness screamed and covered his eyes from the sight
"GOD WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!!? Billy asked as he looked away from Joey who was shaking his manboobs now
"feels a little chilly here muchachos!" Joey giggled
"you have big boobies!" Jeffy gasped
"mommy" said Cody while making sucking sounds
"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!?" Quamax said in disgust
"heh, anyway next question!" MePhone4 laughed as somebody else was now uncomfortable with Joey
Brooklyn Guy gagged before reading the other note "Jesus...okay this...actually it's another video"
"another one?" Liekable said
"play it then!" Y/n demanded
"uh okay then" Brooklyn Guy then turned the projector and pressed something before this video
"what happened to Two!?" Donut said as he didn't know what he saw
"fucking corrupted, by drugs and hookers!" Peter exclaimed
"that universe is fucked...probably I don't know" Y/n shrugged
"well now...i sure hope i don't end up having to deal with such blasphemy in my house..." said King Tubby with a little bit of concern
"forget it, at least we're okay right?" MePhone4 said without a care before motioning for Brooklyn Guy to continue
"the next said 'what are the odds that this old outdated phone will have another temper tantrum, id say pretty high'
"outdated!? well let's see how outdated i am when i track down your ip address....start running" MePhone4 said looking straight at the camera
"that's not legal" Vectorman informed him
"don't care" MePhone4 said and burned that note as well
"actually there was supposed to be gift too with that note..." Brooklyn Guy said before a huge middle finger made of stone fell from the sky next to MePhone4
"thee we go" the puppet said before MePhone4 growled and tapped on his own body which made the middle finger fall into a hole
"for those who are wondering, I've teleport it to the volcano" MePhone4 said smirking
"is that a good idea?" Amity asked
"probably" MePhone4 shrugged
"and the next note is 'mephone im like, sorry. dont track my location and kill me, dont torture me, dont stab me repeatedly and shoot me, dont.. uhh.. just dont kill me for insulting you'
"well you should have thought of that earlier" MePhone4 said as he pulled out a gun
"i don't think you should do that...if we get sued then this show is done with" said Brooklyn Guy
MePhone4 sighed and threw the gun away then "okay fine...i guess you are forgiven for now"
"was he really about to kill someone...?" Cucumber whispered to which most of them nodded which didn't help one bit
"the next message said 'I'm more of a Motorola guy myself if I'm going to be honest here.'
"oh? can motorola kidnap several people from different universes and force them to play in crazy challenges? no? yep what I thought" MePhone4 then burned the note with a smug smirk
"petty..." Lilith muttered
"and the other said 'i envision you as being animated the exact same as inanimate insanity season 1 episode 1 which is to say; for anybody not there: not good'
"oh hush you, i was a gorgeous beast back then and still am today" MePhone4 said before flashing his shiny teeth to the camera
"didn't you have a upside down smile?" asked Peter
"SHH! next question!" MePhone4 demanded.
"okay the final message for you said 'honestly you look delicious, i feel like i could just bite into you and it would feel and taste like chocolate rock candy'
"oh stop it you, you're making me blush...roar!"MePhone4 giggled and took a bite of the air while growling seductively making the others cringe in response
"okay that was it, however we also asked everyone who was the prettiest contestant here so let's see the answers!" MePhone4 said
"why would you-"
"OKAY! for the prettiest contestant the first answer was Amity!" MePhone4 much to Amity's surprise
"o-oh..." Amity looked a little embarrassed
"yeah no wonder Luz-" Y/n quickly shut his mouth after Amity was seen making a magic circle and glaring right at him
"and the second answer was 'Amity, 100%. Theres a reason to why she has a significant other while almost everybody else here on the island doesn't.' yikes talk about a insult!" MePhone4 sneered
"what is this person saying, my babe is right there!" Peter pointed at Y/n who recoiled in disgust before quickly throwing up on the ground then
"seriously!?" Mr.Madness said in disgust as Y/n continued to throw up
"the other answer was uhhh taco!!"
"people find Tacos attractive what the hell?" Billy said with a confused face
"bro the only thing Taco is gonna give you is diarrhea" Quamax stated
"oh my God just shut up..." Lilith sighed
"and someone said 'Candle, Your a Candle, What’s more beautiful than a scented Candle?' oh uh do we have a secret admirer watching us?" MePhone4 chuckled
"i wish somebody would admire me..." Brooklyn Guy muttered
"right here babe" said Cody while flexing his muscles
"uh...no" Brooklyn Guy just looked away then
"well now...thank you for the compliment" Candle giggled
"and someone else else said 'Junior obviously, i mean have you seen those gargantuan muscles'"
"welp...what can i say I'm just sexy by nature" Junior bragged while making his voice deep and flexing his arms
"bro put those chicken wings down ain't nobody getting fooled with that" said Quamax with a sneer
"let me just hurry up, four people said Amity, one said Taco, one for Candle, one for Cucumber and one for junior along with Donut and somebody literally said hard choice....yeah" MePhone4 snorted
"why the fuck did you put that answer there then if you couldn't choose?" Peter asked
"anyway Amity wins the pretty award!" MePhone4 said before suddenly a crown of bronze appeared in Amity's head
'that...really isn't necessary" she blushed
"i can't believe somebody thought I was pretty..." Donut said scratching his head
"but i always thought you were pretty Dough!" said Monotaro which made Donut even more flustered
"it feels weird hearing somebody call you pretty" Cucumber said with a weak laugh
"WHY THE FUCK DID NOBODY CHOOSE ME!?" Y/n complained
"look at the mirror ugly bozo" Peter sneered
"all i see is a sexy beast!" Y/n retorted
"and for the ugliest contestant those were the answers!" Brooklyn Guy announced as he began reading some notes "four people voted for Joey, three for Jeffy, one for Vectorman and Coop while two did for Taco, one voted for Clare and one for Junior, and some guy said 'if you have human skin or are mimicking human skin you fall under this category'"
"what?" Lilith said in confusion at the last question
"of course...being called ugly isn't a surprise anymore" Clare sighed
"don't worry Clare, I'd hang you anytime if nobody does" Peter says giving her a wink
"i have a boyfriend..." she deadpanned
"don't worry I'd bang him too" Peter said which made her slap him then
"WHY WOULD PEOPLE VOTE FOR ME!?" Junior yelled angrily
"i'm surprised nobody voted Mr.Madness here" Y/n snickered while the masked man growled angrily
"how daaaare~ you!" Mr.Madness shook his fist angrily at Y/n then
"anyways congratulations on winning the game ugly award Joey!" MePhone4 laughed and gave Joey a ugly paper made crown
"WWOWOWOWOWOWOWOO!" Joey danced in celebration then
"that's not something to be happy about!" Donut told him
"any award is a good award muchachos!" Joey said and danced even more
"wait where does this put us, those who haven't been voted in any category i mean?" King Tubby asked
"dunno, guess you all are average" MePhone4 shrugged
"thanks for making us feel awkward and insecure" Liekable groaned
"you're welcome, anyway that was all the fan messages! let's move onto the personal ones sent by your friends and family!" MePhone4 said before pointing at Donut
"you first Donut, listen closely alright?" MePhone4 said as Donut looked a little anxious then before MePhone4's screen started playing a voice message from a familiar person
Bottle: "HEY DONUT!"
"i'm watching this from the big glass box, which is the TV!"
"i just wanted to say that if you win then I'll be going HURRAY, if you lose then I'll be going HURRAY too, not because you lost but because you'd come back home!"
"by the way how do i turn this thing off? i can't find the button and it's too dark in here, oh wait there it is-"
the message ends then
"well...at least she's okay" said Donut with a smile
"she kinds sounded mentally retarded" said Peter
"hey don't say that!" Donut said angrily
"Cody you actually have another message as well!" MePhone4 said before his screen changed again to which Cody gasped at
Ken:...
"KEN OH MY GOD BABY IS THAT YOU!?" Cody said in joy
Ken:..
"of course i miss you too baby what do you think?" Cody said back
Ken:...
"aww thanks for wishing me luck babe, of course I'd do my best to win the prize" said Cody with a little chuckle
Ken:..
"ooooh Ken you horn dog~not in front of the others" Cody giggled in embarrassment
Ken:....
"oh yeah? just wait until i win that prize, the things I'd do to that right butt of yours" Cody seductively said
Ken:...
"heehehe okay we'll talk about that later, love you Ken, MUWAH!" Cody blew him a kiss before the message ended
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Cody smiled and then saw everyone looking at him
"what?" the puppet asked in confusion
"...what the actual hell is wrong with you?" Billy asked
"what? i was just flirting with my boyfriend" Cody said still confused by what's wrong
"IT'S A DOLL DUDE, YOU'RE LITERALLY DATING PLASTIC MEN!" Quamax said in shock
"HE'S NOT A DOLL QUA, HE'S A DOCTOR SCIENTIST ASTRONAUT THAT PLAYS FOR THE NBA!" Cody yelled angrily
"CODY STOP BEING SO GAY!" Junior said with a groan
"I can't be myself anymore huh!?" Cody growled at them
"you guys have find discussing Cody's fantasies while me and BG prepare for the next challenge, and also bring back PP despite being angry at us, let's go" MePhone4 said before he and the puppet walked away
Liekable held his head as Cody argued with multiple people about his boyfriend Ken before Candle approached him
"are you feeling alright Liekable, I've noticed a lot of anger from you today" she asked
"it's nothing, just...bad sleep" Liekable grunted
"you can't lie to me" Candle said bluntly much to Liekable's surprise
"of course i wouldn't want to intrude in your personal business but...if there's something wrong then you can tell us, we're teammates after all" Candle smiled and gave him a pat on the back before walking away leaving Liekable to ponder and stare at the ground
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"some of you may call me stupid...but I really don't want anymore problems with that stubborn idiot" Liekable sighed and held his bandaged face "maybe I deserved it, I don't know...nobody should bother with her, or Taco as well...both of them are insane!"
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later we see inside the girls cabin both Cherzi and Taco, with the former standing by with a bored expression as Taco kept kicking the wall in anger
"stupid foolish questions!" Taco grunted as she kept kicking the wall "from stupid...VIEWERS!"
"are you going to keep acting like this?" asked Cherzi
"just give me a few minutes...!" Taco huffed and started punching the wall instead
Cherzi rolled her eyes then "if you keep having tantrums like that then your secret is good as exposed"
"ugh!" Taco turned to her then "what do you want me to do about it!? sorry i can't just ignore all of the messages like you oh miss i'm emotionless, stupid fool...i should crack that blasted phone's screen!"
"sounds like a great idea to get automatically eliminated, go for it" Cherzi said which earned her a glare from the Taco
"listen here you single minded-"
"girls!" Amity suddenly came into the cabin and pointed behind her "the challenge is about to start come on!" said Amity in a hurry
"ugh...coming darling" Taco said with a fake smile before Amity smiled back and went inside before Taco groaned loudly
"let's just get this over with..." said Taco with low energy
"sure...unless you want to kick the wall again before that?" Cherzi said mockingly
"oh shut it up you eyesore of a creature" Taco grunted
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when everyone gathered outside including Chef Pee Pee...they saw a long bus in the middle of the camp for some reason
"why is there a bus here?" asked Lilith
"it looks really familiar" Y/n hummed
"yeah because it's what i used to run over your parents" Peter sneered as Y/n growled angrily
"everyone inside the bus, we're going on a trip...aka the next challenge!" said MePhone4 as he stood inside the bus with Brooklyn Guy and Chef Pee Pee
"aren't we in a Island? where would we even go?" asked Cucumber
"ASK QUESTIONS LATER SQUIRT, NOW GET YOUR ASSES IN THE BUS QUICKLY!" yelled Brooklyn Guy before eventually everyone did as told
the bus door closed and MePhone4 looked everyone seated and smiled "well it's gonna take a bit of time but we'll arrive soon there, in the meantime let me read you all some answers from a question I've asked to the viewers regarding Donut's outburst during the last elimination
"do we have to do this!?" Donut groaned
"yep, let me start with the basic answers first six people said no" MePhone4 said much to Donut's surprise
"it's not like i did it without a reason..." Donut sighed
"another person said 'Personally and in my opinion, yes it was. Ever since the start, he's been the butt of the joke and ignored constantly. Even when he was declared leader, most kept ignoring him. Honestly, he deserves better. If this is being read aloud to you all right now, give Donut some respect during challenges.'
"respect?" Peter raised his eyebrow "man how about i give Donut this 6 inch peen?, his mouth is big enough for it"
"WHAT!?" Donut said in shock
"Peter oh my...shut up" Liekable groaned
"i agree with this person...we need to respect our leaders!" said Monotaro
"you don't even listen to him either..." Lilith said with a eye roll
"and finally this person said 'I think he might have went overboard with the yelling. You need to calm down a bit and try to be slight more understanding of your teammates, or you will end up failing again, and there is no guarantee that you will be safe from elimination.'
"this person is right...just try to be more understanding Donut and then you will see just how easy it really is" said Candle while mediating in her seat
"i...i guess i can, i'm sorry for yelling at you guys like this..." Donut sighed
"it's okay Mr.Zero!" said Jeffy
"wrong team Jeffy..." Cucumber said before Jeffy realized that he was in the wrong seat and quickly went back to junior
"yeah it's fine i guess" said Billy as he held his beer bottle
"yeah Daniel we forgive you!" said Monotaro
"thanks...i just hope we can win this challenge, whatever it is" Donut said nervously
"we'll do i'm sure...ow hey!" Liekable felt a prick behind his neck and saw Cherzi and Taco sitting behind him to which the former winked at him before Liekable groaned and quickly went to sit next to Candle instead
Candle saw what happened but decided to ignore it for now...
"so is this thing going to move or what?" asked Amity
"hold on..." Brooklyn Guy fiddled with something as Chef Pee Pee stood by
"i think you need to press that button" said Chef Pee Pee
"i think...I got it!" Brooklyn Guy then pressed something and suddenly everyone suddenly got pressed back into their seats as the bus suddenly went forward so fast that it sent Chef Pee Pee flying to the back of the bus and crash into the window which didn't break for some reason
"w-w-whaaaats~ happening!?" Mr.Madness asked as tried to move but couldn't
"oh dear!" King Tubby gasped and held into his tuna can
after a few seconds it stopped and everyone fell into the ground
Y/n got up and groaned "what was that?"
MePhone4 got up and dusted himself before looking outside at the window and noticing that they arrived at the place
"WE'RE HERE!" he announced cheerfully
"where...?" Lilith asked as she put on her glasses back
"everyone...welcome to the country side of San Andreas" MePhone4 said with a smirk
"SAN ANDREAS!? LIKE GTA SAN ANDREAS!?" Peter asked in excitement
"yep, and you know what today's challenge is?" asked MePhone4
"finding the answer to life...?" Clare sighed
"killing balla fools?" Junior asked
"follow the damn train?" Jeffy asked
"no to the emo, and no to the brat along with the special Ed's kid...we're here to hunt for...BIGFOOT!" MePhone4 announced
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"ARE YOU JOKING!?" Lilith yelled angrily
"that's just a myth..." Cody muttered
"bigfeet huh?" said Billy in curiosity
"what's a bigfoot?" asked Donut
"quite simple, it's a person with big stinky feet that was banished into the woods by the others because it had stinky feet, legends say that the creature is now searching for a bath but because of it's low intelligence it doesn't realize that no baths are in the forest, i know i know that's some sacred knowledge so do not praise me for bestowing it upon you lovely people" said King Tubby with a smug expression
"i really wish i could tell you how wrong that entire story was but...I'm just too tired" Lilith said putting a hand on her forehead
"don't you think this is kind of ridiculous...bigfoot isn't even real" said Chef Pee Pee
"but it is, why would i waste my viewers time with a challenge like this if a big hairy ape didn't exist? anyways let me show you some stuff first, Brooklyn Guy?" MePhone4 smiled before Brooklyn Guy started driving towards a little house
"now team Wannabees, this is gonna be your house to stay in for the night, I've left a quad bike for you guys so traveling can be easier" MePhone4 said as everyone looked outside to see the house
"BRUH it looks like literal ass!" Peter whined
"did you expect a mansion or something?" Chef Pee Pee said with a grunt
"Ha Ha!" Junior laughed and turned to Cody "I bet our house will be better than yours!"
"whatever..." Cody groaned
"dude if we find bigfoot then i'll wrestle with it!" said Coop as a image of him suplexing bigfoot came to mind
"bigfoot isn't real you guys!" Lilith said feeling annoyed
"that's not true, my dad had big feet before so it's definitely real!" said Monotaro
"enough foolishness, what about my team?" Taco questioned the host
"in a minute British Taco, Brooklyn Guy take us to Back O Beyond!" MePhone4 said before Brooklyn Guy began driving again before entering a dirt pathway and then taking a right turn before eventually they reached the lake to which everyone saw
"this place fills me with peace..." Candle said with a relaxed smile
"what are we supposed to do here?" asked Cucumber as he looked around for any threat
"rumor says that bigfoot roams around here..that's for you guys to find out though, let's go to shady creeks now" MePhone4 chuckled before Brooklyn Guy began driving again
after a few minutes of driving they got to Shady Creeks before Brooklyn Guy stopped near a cabin made of wood
"say hello to your cabin Chaotic Idiots!" said MePhone4 pointing at it
"what the fuck...WHY DOESN'T OUR CABIN HAVE A DOOR AND OPENED WINDOWS, AND OUT OF ALL THE PLACES YOU PICKED THIS CREEPY PLACE!?" Y/n said in anger
"too sad too bad, now here's some maps for you people so you won't be lost" MePhone4 then threw maps at Taco and Donut who looked at them with their team members
"to make it easier, Wannabees are at Flint County while the Chaotic Idiots are at Shady Creeks, both of the locations have been rumored to have bigfoot lurking around so you guys do what you can with this information" Chef Pee Pee explained
"in order to win the challenge you must take a picture of bigfoot and then bring it to us, you only have two cameras so if you guys break yours then that's too bad...though you can try stealing the other team's camera as long as you don't kill anyone, you have unlimited amount of time so take your time cause this is gonna drive you mad probably" MePhone4 said with a small laugh while the others looked at each other in concern
"this is stupid..." Lilith muttered
"don't care, now Chaotic Idiots leave the bus and take your camera so we can take the Wannabees to their own place" said MePhone4 before several of the Chaotic Idiots started leaving with Taco taking the camera
"see you later Urbie" Cherzi brushed Liekable's hair on the way out to which he nearly smacked her hand out of anger
"try to at least put in the effort this time" Taco laughed and before left with her team
"assholes am I right?" said Peter
"i may actually agree with you this time..." Liekable said with a annoyed face as he watched Cherzi wave at him outside before looking away
"let's go now" said Chef Pee Pee before the bus started driving away back to Flint County
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"okay, you all have fun and try to find us whenever you get the picture!" MePhone4 waved as the bus then left into the woods as the Wannabees stood near their house
"okay team, can you all please listen to me this time?" Donut pleaded
"yeah let's try to work together this time!" Monotaro said agreeing with the Donut
"fuck okay whatever..." Peter shrugged
"okay thank you, so i suggest that we go in pairs first while the others stay inside the house in case some of us get tired so we can switch people, is that okay with you all?" Donut said to which most of them nodded except for Lilith who still thought that this was stupid
"sure thing, who goes first?" asked Liekable
"hey pick me!" Coop said raising his hand
"I'd like to go as well" Cody raised his hand too
"that's fine, but be sure not to break the camera okay?" said Donut as he handed it to Cody
"of course not, when did i ever break things....actually don't answer that" said Coop after remembering the amount of times he destroyed his own city with the Megas
"I suppose we'll see you two later then...travel safely" Candle said with a smile
"we will!" Coop then got in the quad bike with Cody
"do you know how to drive this thing?" asked the puppet
"of course, YEEEEEEEHAWWW!" Coop then drove into the woods with Cody screaming and desperately trying to hang on while the others watched them go in silence
...
"what now?" asked Clare
"let's get inside the house" Donut suggested
"sounds good to me, i need to drink my beer so I can beat bigfeet's ass" said Billy before walking towards the house
"why do you keep calling it that?" Lilith rolled her eyes as she got inside the house with the others
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the Chaotic Idiots stood outside their house
"this is unfair kinda" Amity sighed as she stared at the unfinished house
"let's not be like that now Amity,it has a roof at least!" King Tubby said trying to lighten up the mood
"with open windows and no door?" Quamax said
"well er...it's a new trendy design i'm sure!" King Tubby said coughing awkwardly
"it's a little cold here muchachos!" Joey said shivering
"why the fuck are you still in Beach shorts?" Y/n groaned
"well Mexican food what do we do?" Junior asked rudely to which Taco gave him a glare before rolling her eyes
"firstly, we should let Vectorman be the one to take the picture as he's a machine with no way of losing stamina, Mr.Madness can be our airman and can easily look below for any signs of this odd creature" Taco said as she explained her plan swiftly
"am I reeeeally~ going to taake~orders from food?" Mr.Madness said to himself feeling humiliated
"well she was declared leader for a reason, probably unlike you she doesn't need a stupid mask to hide her true identity...how about you do what you're told before you end up getting kicked if we lose the elimination" said Cherzi which made Mr.Madness stare at her in anger
"I'll do my part" said Vectorman as he took the camera
"see, Vectorman knows how to listen to his leader like a good friend...how about you now are you going to stand there idling or are you going to fly?" Taco asked with impatience
"fine, but yooou~ watch your tooone~ next time..." Mr.Madness warned before he took off flying in the air
"how quaint...okay Vectorman you go now" Taco said clapping her hands before he gave a thumbs up and then ran away to begin with his search
"what doing now?" Jeffy asked
"can we drive that bike!?" asked Junior as he pointed at their quad bike next to the house
"aha...no, now we go inside the house" Taco said much to Junior's disappointment
"but i wanna ride it!" Junior demanded
"how about you ride this meat and get inside bitch!?" Y/n said before dragging Junior inside
shortly after everyone gets inside the house with Joey behind them
they looked around and it was completely empty
"i can't believe MePhone4 gave us this place as a house..." Amity said as she looked around in dissatisfaction
"it's MePhone4, what did you expect?" Quamax said with a sigh
Joey walks through the door and...
"Oop!...umm muchachos?" Joey asked nervously
"what?" Cherzi gave him a uninterested look as Joey was barely able to fit through the doorway
"uh...think i'm a little stuck here" said Joey as he tried to get out of there but couldn't
"i got you" Quamax walked over and tried pulling him in but just couldn't
"uh could y'all help?" asked Quamax with a strained groan as he kept pulling Joey in
Y/n rolled his eyes and walked over to help him
they both tried to pull him out but not even the two of them could do it
Junior and Jeffy tried to help as well but nothing
"can't you guys do anything right?" Taco asked angrily as she watched them struggle
Quamax stopped and turned to Taco before speaking "uh okay so...I think we're stuck inside"
"you can't be serious!?" she asked in frustration
"nope, fat ass is too difficult to pull off the door" Y/n shrugged and rubbed his back
"you're fatter than Cody's mom jesus christ!" Junior huffed as Joey just wouldn't move at all
"please let us leave Mr.Hippo!"Jeffy begged as he continued to push Joey
" sorry muchachos, can't really do anything to help!" Joey giggled
"oh my...so we're really stuck?" King Tubby said in nervousness
"we should've let him sleep outside..." Cherzi sighed while Taco face-palmed in disappointment
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we see a little montage of Vectorman, Mr.Madness and all members of traveling around Back O Beyond and Shady Creeks trying to find any sign of bigfoot but without much hope, the others continued to try remote Joey off the door but it was also hopeless so they just gave up...
when Vectorman didn't find anything he went back to the others to tell them his report only to find Joey's big butt on the doorway
Mr.Madness came back as well and he was fairly disappointed in this situation as well and couldn't even help remove Joey with Vectorman as the fat man was too heavy and stuck to be moved so that just made their situation worse as nobody could really do much besides Vectorman and Mr.Madness
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the Wannabees sat in the small house and were quite tired after taking turns searching around the place even with the quad bike making it easier to go through the place
Billy opened the door and came back with Monotaro
"GUYS I GOT IT I GOT IT!" Monotaro yelled excitedly
"REALLY!?" Donut gasped
"how wonderful!" Candle smiled before frowning as Billy didn't look exactly happy and just sat down in the cough next to Peter and Liekable with a annoyed face
"here look I took two pictures!" Monotaro gave the camera to Lilith who looked through the pictures before raising her eyebrow at what she saw
Donut looked at the pictures in confusion before speaking "what is this...?"
"you asked pictures for the big lake right?" said Monotaro
Donut groaned while Lilith rolled her eyes at the bear
"bigfoot...BIGFOOT not big lake Monotaro!" Donut said with a whimper
"...OOOOOH now i remember...sorry" Monotaro sighed sadly
"it's fine...okay let's go again-"
"NO, i had fucking enough already!" Billy said with a grunt before taking off his sunglasses to rub his red eyes
"but we need to find bigfoot before the others!" Donut argued
"it's been hours and we didn't find anything relating to this bigfoot thing..." Cucumber said with a yawn
"yeah dude i didn't see one single hairy dude in there" Coop huffed in boredom
"we found some random guy with a tank top and blue jeans screaming something about a big smoke though...but yeah no bigfoot" Cody sighed
"that's because bigfoot doesn't exist, MePhone4 is wasting our time!" Lilith exasperated
"why would he make us do this challenge then dear?" asked Candle
"i don't know but it's still a waste of time and energy!" said Lilith angrily
"you can't just give up like that...come on let's go and try one more time!" Donut said in encouragement but when nobody answered he frowned deeply and held his fist tightly
"...FINE! THEN I'M GOING TO SEARCH BY MYSELF THEN!" Donut yelled angrily before storming out of the house
"and I'm gonna go fuck with the other team, taking the bike by the way!" Peter quickly ran out too with the others looking at each other in silence
"guys...Donut was just trying to help us win" Liekable gave them a disappointed look
"we couldn't find shit though and most of us are tired" Billy said as he drank his beer
"not true, some of you rested already but you just can't bother yourselves with putting any effort for the team..." Candle said a little sternly
"we really don't care anymore..." Lilith said bluntly
"i-i'm sorry...did i something wrong again?" Monotaro whimpered
"no...but as for the rest of you?...you can come up with the answer yourselves" Candle pouted before walking out of the door
Liekable shook his head and then followed her while the others remained silent before Clare stood up to go outside while holding the camera
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Liekable got out and noticed that the bike was really gone thanks to Peter's stupid antics
he saw Candle standing with her eyes closed
"hey..." Liekable called out to which she then opened her eyes look at him
"hello Liekable, do you want to help me find Donut?" she asked with a frown
"yeah but where did he go...this place is massive" Liekable sighed
"my guidances tell me....that way" Candle then pointed forward at the trees
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"cool let's go then" Liekable said before he walked towards there along with Candle
the both walked in silence and looked around for any signs of their friend
it was awkward but...eventually
"i....know what Cherzi did to you" when Candle spoke Liekable suddenly stopped walking to which she did eventually as she stared at his shocked face
"...Taco was in it too right?" she said as Liekable then put a hand on his forehead
"i know that this isn't my business but...that wound was seriously, i just don't understand why out of everyone here she targets you the most...it's very concerning" Candle said with a sigh
"it's...really nothing" Liekable said and shook his head
"it's not healthy to lie about things like this...if you need help then we can tell the others-"
"NO!" Liekable yelled which caused her to get startled before he realized his mistake and quickly apologized "i...I'm sorry just... she used to be my girlfriend before...believe it or not she used to be a queen before as well, I don't know how but...we fell in love, i had to help her with this political stuff, she wasn't any different than now but at least back then she didn't show her true harmful side to me yet...we had a major disagreement about something before, she wanted to demolish houses because she wanted to build some stupid thing I forgot...i felt bad about it and asked her to stop but she wouldn't listen, i asked her why she wanted to do it and she just simply told me that she felt like it...I sort of snapped and begged her to not do it, that if she really loved me that she'd stop...she told me yes but guess what? she still went with her stupid plan...I got really angry and felt betrayed so we had a fight and then i just couldn't deal with it anymore...she guilt tripped me and tried to manipulate me into thinking that I was in the wrong for questioning her decisions, so I just decided to break up with her...long story short she tried to kill me because she couldn't accept it so...now she hates me and I really just want her to leave me alone...i don't care about her anymore, i don't want to tell anyone else because she'd probably hurt them too..."
Liekable stopped walking and put a head on his head again as he felt very tired right now
"i...didn't know" Candle whispered feeling a little guilty for reminding him of an awful memory
"it's fine...i know when a love is truly dead so i don't think about it that much anymore, but yeah it's also why I don't date anyone anymore as well...i can't after what happened to me and her" Liekable huffed as he and Candle then arrived at the Back O Beyond Lake
"sorry for my rambling back there i have a habit of doing that often" Liekable apologized to which Candle quickly shook her head
"oh no don't apologize for that, it's a good thing to vent our frustrations now and then" she said calmly
"even if it comes to things that we desperately want to forget?" he asked
"sometimes...it's difficult but there will always be a way somehow" she said as she looked around for Donut
"yeah...I know that you were worried about me so don't be guilty about making me tell you all that, I really appreciate the fact that you care" Liekable gave her a small smile to which she returned
"of course...i always care about my friends....oh look!" Candle pointed out to the lake and they saw....
Donut was standing on a rock just looking at the water with a miserable expression
"he looks so upset..." Candle frowned sadly
"i can't blame him...come on let's talk some sense into him" Liekable said before he and Candle started walking around the lake while keeping an eye on Donut who simply stood still
eventually they reached him and stood behind as Donut kept looking at the water
"Donut...are you okay dear?" Candle called out
"we're worried about you man" Liekable spoke next
"oh...hey you guys" Donut spoke lowly
they stood there for a while as Donut just kept his back turned on them
"Donut you need to come back with us" Liekable sighed
"i don't want to, everything is a mess even when they listen to me..." Donut said and kicked a pebble into the water
"while i didn't appreciate their lack of effort, it still isn't right for a leader to abandon his team like that" Candle said to which Donut scoffed
"leader? I'm not a leader, i couldn't do anything useful throughout the challenge...everyone was exhausted because of me...." Donut sighed sadly
"that's not true, you didn't do anything wrong, we just couldn't even bother anymore...it's like we gave up" said Liekable with guilt
"no, i can't blame you guys anymore...nobody did anything wrong this time....i...i'm just so scared" Donut admitted with a shaky voice
"there's nothing to be scared of...we haven't lost this challenge yet" Candle said stating the fact
"it's not about the challenge!" said Donut raising his voice a little "i just don't know how to lead this team...I'm not confident of myself anymore and I couldn't even finish BFB and had to quit before joining Two's stupid game...i can't do anything right!"
Liekable and candle looked at each other then before Liekable decided to walk up the big rock when Donut suddenly turned around making Liekable stop in his tracks
"Donut you can't beat yourself up like this, you led a team before and I'm sure you did great...come on now" Liekable pleaded but Donut just stared at them silently
"Donut you remember that note during the bus ride, you have to be more understanding of your team members, i know right now that you don't feel confident but if we just took the time to get to know each other then you'd realize that you're not alone in this..." Candle said trying to encourage him but all he did was give them a horrified face
"please just say something...you're starting to remind me of myself back at the killing game" Liekable groaned
"Donut please we're your friends...what's wrong?" Candle asked desperately
but Donut stood silent and looked really upset
...
"w-what is that...?" Donut pointed a shaky finger behind them
Liekable and Candle looked extremely confused before slowly turning back to see...
everybody stood in silence and horror at the large hairy ape which was starting at them...
...
"maybe it doesn't notice us?" Liekable barely whispered
"RAAAAAAAAR!" Bigfoot roars which makes the three scream loudly before it charges at them making Liekable and Candle run to the side while Donut stood still in shock before Bigfoot jumped at the rock and grabbed Donut up
"DONUT!" Candle shrieked
"RUN GUYS JUST RUN AWA-AHHHHHHH!" Donut screamed as Bigfoot sunk their teeth into Donut's body and dried him out of his jam which caused Donut to deflate and then be thrown to the ground
"NOOOOOO!" Liekable yelled in absolute horror
"H-HE CAN BE REVIVED LATER, WE NEED TO RUN NOW!" said Candle as she tugged on Liekable's leg before Bigfoot roared and started running at them causing Liekable and Candle to run away as well
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Mr.Madness was seen flying in the air before suddenly he heard screaming below
"whaaat the~?" he looked down and saw Liekable and Candle running away from a hairy beast
"sooooo~ that's the ugly creature then?" Mr.Madness said in interest before quickly flying away to inform the others
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Vectorman stood still as he watched the others try to pull Joey out of the door before suddenly Mr.Madness came landing down
"WHAAAT~ ARE YOU DOING STILL HEREEE~, I ALREADY FOUND THEEE~ APE!" Mr.Madness yelled angrily
"WHAT!? SOMEBODY GET ME OUT OF HERE RIGHT IMMEDIATELY!" Taco yelled angrily
"this is actually kind of funny" Cherzi said in amusement as she watched the others struggle with Joey
"damn it...FUCK I FORGOT ABOUT THE WINDOWS!" Y/n said in shock as he realized that they were several open windows that they could climb out of
"oh for sour cream sake...LIFT ME UP THERE!" Taco demanded before Y/n grabbed and literally tossed her outside before jumping out too
"WHERE'S BIGFOOT!?" Taco asked Mr.Madness who was tapping his foot impatiently
"juuust~ follow me!" Mr.Madness then started floating up
"Vec, give that to me!" Y/n pointed at the camera before Vectorman nodded and then threw it to Y/n who quickly caught it then
"LET'S GO ALREADY!" Taco growled
"okay damn!" Y/n said as he and Taco started following Mr.Madness who was up in the air leading them
"over there, he's leading us to Back O Beyond!" Taco pointed at the pathway
"come on then bitch!" Y/n quickly ran ahead of her while holding the camera
"wait for me simpleton!" Taco said in frustration as she ran after him
"s-slow down you idiot!" Taco panted heavily
"bet you tell Mic that too when she's on top of you huh?" Y/n chuckled
"W-WHAT!? JUST SHUT UP!" Taco said as she was angry and flustered then
"there!" Mr.Madness yelled from above and pointed at Bigfoot chasing down Liekable and Candle
"QUICKLY TAKE A PICTURE!" Taco ordered
Y/n then zoomed in with the camera and then took a picture of the three before looking at them in concern
"you did it? GOOD, let's go to MePhone4 now!" Taco said before running back only to realize that Y/n was standing still looking at Liekable and Candle still being chased in circles
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? JUST COME WITH ME ALREADY!" Taco yelled in frustration
"but Liekable is in trouble..." Y/n said in hesitation
"I DON'T CARE, THEY'RE OUT ENEMY YOU IMBECILE!" Taco yelled angrily
"bitch...just shut up!" Y/n then threw the camera right in her face
"go back to those cocksuckers, i have a friend to save" Y/n gave her a angry stare before running straight at Liekable and Candle
Taco rubbed her face and growled before picking up the camera and running back to her team cabin
Candle then tripped on the ground as Bigfoot hovered over her
"N-no!" Liekable panted as he looked back in horror
"ugh!" Candle closed her eyes then before suddenly Y/n came and jumped on Bigfoot's back causing it roar and try to shake him off
"FUCK YOU BITCH, DO YOU REALIZE HOW MANY PEOPLE TRIED SEARCHING FOR YOUR ASS IN GTA!?" Y/n yelled as he pulled on the beast's hair
"Y/n get away from that thing!" Liekable gasped
"FUCK NO, HOW ABOUT YOU RUN AWAY INSTEAD OF STANDING HERE LIKE IDIOTS!?" Y/n said as he continued to struggle with Bigfoot
"as much as I hate to say this...but we gotta leave him and tell the others..." Candle said as she got up before running away while waving her hand for Liekable to follow
Liekable looked at Y/n and Candle before cursing to himself and then running away leaving Y/n behind with the beast
"SORRY Y/N!" Liekable yelled as he and Candle ran away then
"OH SHIT!" Y/n was then thrown off the beast before it quickly took a bite of his neck causing Y/n to scream painfully
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Taco was waving like crazy and yelling
"I GOT THE PICTURE LET'S GO-"
but she was knocked on the ground then as Peter came with the quad bike and took the camera from Taco
"THANKS BITCH!" Peter laughed while waving the camera
"STOP HIM!" Taco yelled at Vectorman who tried to run to Peter but unfortunately Peter went past him and then pulled a grenade
"FUCK YOU ALL!" he yelled before throwing the grenade straight at the cabin
"OOP!" Joey was the pulled inside finally before the grenade then exploded
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?" Taco yelled in horror as her team's cabin blew up then
"I'M A TERRORIST!" Peter yelled before quickly driving away with the camera before the others came outside unharmed
"HE'S RUNNING AWAY WITH THE BIGFOOT PICTURE, SOMEONE STOP HIM AT ONCE!" Taco yelled at her team
"COME ON JEFFY!" Junior said before running to the quad bike
"LET'S FUCK SOME PEOPLE UP!" Jeffy nodded as the both of them got into the bike and then drove.....before crashing into a tree and making the bike explode as well as the both of them flew away on the ground unconsciously
Taco stared at the destroyed bike with a opened mouth and a look of shock
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"if you guys expected a epic bike scene...then letting Jeffy and Junior drive should've been the last thing to do..." Quamax said holding his forehead in disappointment
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Peter was laughing and driving the bike then before suddenly a green blast nearly hit him
he looked up to see Mr.Madness chasing after him from above
"yooooou~ can't run!" Mr.Madness said maliciously
"I'D TELL YOU TO EAT MY ASS BUT YOU PROBABLY CAN'T WITH THAT FUCKING MASK!" Peter yelled mockingly
"HOW DARE YOU!" Mr.Madness growled and sent multiple blasts then which Peter dodged
"ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME ASSHOLE!?" Peter yelled at him as he dodged another blast
"I'D DO IT IF YOU DON'T GIVE UP NOW!" Mr.Madness yelled before sending a blasts ahead of Peter which finally hit him and caused them to fall off the bike and crash into a tree
"oww..." Peter groaned in pain before Mr.Madness landed down and snatched the camera away
"hooopefully~ you learned your lesson foool~" Mr.Madness scoffed before flying away
"...your game still sucks ass...." Peter said weakly
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everybody was inside the house still house
"you guys think we should look for them?" Coop asked the others
"they've been gone for too long..." Cucumber said in worry
"well, I don't know-"
suddenly the door was burst opened by Liekable and Candle who looked extremely terrified
"what's going on!?" said Lilith in shock.
"BIGFOOT!" both of them yelled
"what? there's no such thing as a bigfoo-"
"ROARRRRRRR!" but then bigfoot came from the wall causing the others to scream and back into the corner
"HOLY SHIT ITS BIGFEET!" Billy yelled while he was drunk from all the Budweiser drank
"TAKE A PICTURE!" Monotaro frantically yelled
"THE CAMERA IS WITH CLARE!" Cody yelled
"WHERE IS CLARE!?" Monotaro yelled back
"I DON'T FUCKING KNOW!" Cody yelled as bigfoot got closer and they all closed their eyes then
...
....
.....
"okay open your eyes now!" MePhone4 said suddenly
"w... what?" Liekable opened his eyes and saw that everybody was now on top of a mountain with all the teams gathered around
"OH MY GOD WHAT HAPPENED TO DONUT!" Monotaro yelled at Donut's deflated body
suddenly Donut came back to normal then and sighed sadly
"WHAT IS GOING ON!?" Liekable yelled in absolute confusion
"oh... i can refill myself actually" Donut said with a sigh
"how did we get here!?" Cucumber asked as he held his fast beating heart
"Mr.Madness found us and won for his team" Brooklyn Guy said to which Mr.Madness scoffed
"did yoooou~ think you could wiin~?" he asked Peter who gave him a middle finger on return
"go fuck yourself..." Peter growled
"would you look at that, they lost again...that's so sad" Taco chuckled while the Wannabees just looked down in frustration
"well time to head home and face the elimination Center!" MePhone4 laughed as Donut frowned deeper
"fuck...WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!?" Peter asked Clare who was looking very nervous
"I was...nar-"
"NARRATING YOURSELF IN THE FOREST!?" Lilith yelled to which Clare nodded slowly
"FUCKING HELL...." Billy said in anger
"that asshole killed me..." Y/n groaned feeling unsatisfied despite winning
"can we at least get something to eat first...kinda hungry and sad right now" said Coop with a deep frown
"LET'S GET CHICKEN WOWOWOWOW!" Joey yelled and started dancing before suddenly his beach shorts fell causing the others to scream in horror before the screen cut to black
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then they were seen at Cluckin Bell waiting behind another car that was taking it's order...
a fat man was then heard making his order "I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, an-"
cut over to Brooklyn Guy who was seen with a grumpy face while the others complained about why it was taking so long to which he then slammed his face on the horn...
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back at the TCB Island in the elimination Center...
"alright people you know the drill by now" MePhone4 patted on the wooden shack
"why are they here...." Lilith pointed at Taco, Cherzi and Mr.Madness standing nearby with smug looks
"don't mind us, we just want to see which one of you Idiots is getting kicked...it'll be amusing i think" Taco chortled
"i hope it's not you Urbie" Cherzi said sweetly to which Liekable growled angrily
"well i hope it is so i won't have to bother seeing your STUPID FACE AGAIN!" Liekable yelled before rushing into the shack
"damn..." Peter winced
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after voting...
MePhone4 and Brooklyn Guy stood around the campfire this time BG held a bowl of rocks
"tch tch tch...Wannabees we meet so soon huh?" MePhone4 shook his head in disappointment "seriously, sending three of your guys to do the challenge alone while you all sat in that little house like cowards...YIKES!"
"they're just a bunch of losers" Taco sneered in the back
"FUCK YOU BITCH!" Billy yelled at her
"just....calm down" Candle didn't even have the energy to say that right
"sorry guys...i shouldn't have left you behind" Donut said sadly
"it's okay i don't blame you Daniel!" Monotaro said patting him on the back
"anyways Liekable and Donut along with Candle are actually safe surprisingly" said MePhone4 before Brooklyn Guy threw the rocks at them to which everybody dodged
"hurray!" Cherzi clapped in exaggeration
"goddammit..." Liekable sighed
"Peter, Coop, Cody and Monotaro are safe as well" Brooklyn Guy threw the rocks and unlike the others Peter just let it hit him with a annoyed expression
"Cucumber and Billy you as well" Cucumber yelped and dodged the rock while Billy just simply dodged to the side
"Lilith....Clare there's a only one rock left who wil-"
"oh just shut up already" Clare sighed and stood up
"i already know that it's me, not that I blame you or anything...i think I'm ready to go home anyways....what would i need the prize for anyway?" Clare said shrugging
"way to ruin the tension" MePhone4 rolled his eyes and dropped the rock down on the ground
"you could've used it for a new better personality or something" Cherzi sneered
"Clare...i hope you understand why it had to be done" Cucumber said with a sad frown
"well I don't feel bad, i got my fucking ass handed to me for no reason by that asshole there" Peter grunted
"you waaaant~ seconds punk?" Mr.Madness shook his fist angrily at Peter
"Lilith is to blame as well fucking nerd!" Peter growled
"and what did i do wrong!?" Lilith retorted angrily
"BITCH IF YOU KEPT YOUR MOUTH SHUT ABOUT BIGFOOT NOT EXISTING THEN-...FUCK!" Peter didn't knew what to say and just stormed off then
"like I said, amusing" Taco smirked
"yeah yeah Clare in you go now" MePhone4 then teleported Clare into the catapult
"any last words?" Brooklyn Guy asked
"yeah I just-AHHHHHH!" but MePhone4 didn't even give her a chance to finish and launched her into the air immediately
"YOU DIDN'T LET HER FINISH!" Donut yelled in anger
"nobody wanted to hear her, simple as that" Cherzi rolled her eyes
"hooold~ on...where do theeey~ go when you launch them?" asked Mr.Madness
"oh man i gotta go now, come on Brooklyn!" MePhone4 said quickly
"i assssked~ you a question!" Mr.Madness said angrily to which MePhone4 ignored him and just disappeared
"you know what? I'm out of here too" Lilith then quickly stormed off then before the others followed soon enough with Donut walking slowly and not in a good mood
Liekable walked past Cherzi and didn't even offer her a single look
"he's so scared..." she giggled
"does noooo~ one realize hooow~ suspicious this is...?" asked Mr.Madness to the two
"and why should we care, how about you use your jetpack and just leave the island already?" said Taco with a bored face
"i....didn't think of that" Mr.Madness admitted
"so much for a scientist...is that why you wear a mask all the time? are you too much of an idiot to even remove it?" Cherzi mocked which caused Mr.Madness shake angrily
"HOW DARE YOU, WE ONLY WON BECAUSE OF ME TODAY SO WATCH YOUR MOUTH WHEN SPEAKING TO ME!" he yelled but Cherzi just rolled her eyes at him
"come on Cherzi, we have actual important things to do" Taco scoffed before she and Cherzi walked away leaving the masked man to glare at them in anger at the fact that they don't even appreciate his efforts...
"I'll shoooow~ them...." Mr.Madness growled angrily before walking away then
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MePhone4 was seen in his private room again and was frowning deeply until he saw the camera and quickly smiled "woah hello there...uh...so how was the episode huh? upped the budget today i know...looks like the Wannabees lost again...sheesh that was embarrassing for them....anyways i just wanted to tell you all that the next episode is going to be VERY SPECIAL...and I need your help with it, you heard that right! make sure you guys click on the link and submit to me some very important things...well we'll meet again in the next episode of TOTAL CROSSOVER BATTLE!....this is me MePhone4 signing off"
the episode then faded to dark...
{Play Track} ~ Anticipation
then it shows the inside of the boys cabin belonging to the Chaotic Idiots..
Mr.Madness slowly got up from his bed and grabbed his jetpack and tip toed to the door as he heard Y/n mumbling about football and world cup for some reason...
Mr.Madness opened the door and slowly exited before closing it...
he then looked around seeing nobody around the circle of talk and the campfire has already died down...
Mr.Madness then ran away into the forest.
he eventually reached the beach where the prize is and looked around
"hmph...timmmme~ to leave I guess....whoooo~ needs this prize anyways?" Mr.Madness said before flying into the air and right towards the ocean
"who doooo~ they think they are?" he said angrily while flying still
"I'll maaaake~ D-Troit destroy this stuuuupid~ Island...yeah then they'll learn not to messss~ with me! Ahahahaa~OUCH!"
suddenly Mr.Madness crashed into something invisible to which he rubbed his face and growled to see nothing...
"whaaat~?" he said in confusion as he touched the air in front of him before seeing the waves of the invisible barrier reacting to his touch
Mr.Madness growled and began shooting the wall multiple times with his green blasts which made explosions before he stopped and tried to leave again only for the wall stop him again
"whaaat~ is this!?" he said angrily before suddenly seeing something in the distance...
he couldn't get any closer to it so he didn't understand what exactly it was...
Mr.Madness groaned as he had no other choice left before he eventually retreated back to the Island with defeat...
Mr.Madness then landed down near the place where the staff building is at and then started walking towards it demanding to find answers before suddenly a bunch of weapons came out of the building making him stop and hold his breath...he looked down and saw a red line on the ground which stopped just near the staff building
Mr.Madness stepped back and then the weapons all retreated back to their place
"aughhh....whatever!" Mr.Madness kicked the ground in defeat before sneaking back into his cabin with anger and tried sleeping...but he knew that it wouldn't be easy knowing that MePhone4 was keeping secrets from him....Mr.Madness sighed and just went to sleep finally then.
Message Submits Has Been Closed, thank you for those who left a message and gifts!
Team Wannabees
Team Chaotic Idiots
Notes:
yah Mr.Madness actually had screen time!
also the next episode is going to be special since basically you guys will be a part of it so make sure you get creative or simple, whichever you like
Chapter 5: Important Update
Summary:
just something :P
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hey guys, i just wanted to say that the next chapter is probably coming out a bit later than usual, i think it was a mistake forcing myself to upload a new episode every two days...I've been extremely unsatisfied by the earlier episodes and felt like it was lacking so much in everything compared to my danganronpa series so...I'll probably start making episodes in three days instead or whenever i feel like it's done so just thought I'd let you all know :)
also gonna be uploading a origins story for both Liekable and Cherzi after uploading the fourth episode of this series so...if you guys want better context on these characters then you should definitely check those origin stories if you're interested, but yeah that's all for now (note I'm actually half way finished with the new episode, i just won't have time to upload it due to the fact that ao3 doesn't allow me to upload any chapters whenever it hits 12AM for me...something about can't upload this chapter in the future or something like that, hopefully you all understand what I'm trying to say here lol)
Chapter 6: Episode 4: Dare To Stop Me
Summary:
something bad happened...
Notes:
as i mentioned before, chapters will probably take three days to upload instead of two now since i haven't been satisfied with the earlier episodes...hopefully you can enjoy this because this time i didn't rush through it like the other ones :D
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
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Episode 4: Dare To Stop Me
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we start off with a shot of the camp before it zooms into the girls cabin belonging to the Chaotic Idiots.
Taco was seen fiddling with something before she turns around and we see that she was doing something with her bowtie
"blasted thing, why won't you work!?" she said angrily as she kept pressing on it's little button which didn't do nothing except making a little sound before she growled and just threw it on the ground in anger.
Taco sighed and put a hand on her head before she put the bowtie under the pillow and just quickly walked outside and saw everyone doing their normal routine which she didn't really care about too much...that is until she saw Vectorman and Lilith together..
Lilith was doing something to Vectorman's back and next to them was a toolbox
"augh" Taco groaned in frustration at what she was seeing "that stupid thing doesn't realize that she's on the enemy team? if I could I'd scold him...but that'd blow my cover then so..."
Taco then watched Lilith finish and then wave goodbye to Vectorman who gave her a thumbs up in return, Taco hummed before she started walking towards Vectorman then
"pardon, but what was Lilith doing to you?" Taco asked with a suspicious look
"maintenance, my body has been rusty" Vectorman simply explained
"oh, and that little girl knows how to fix a advanced robot like you?" asked Taco not believing that a teenager could be that at mechanics...right?
"Lilith has a gifted mind, she knows how to fix most of the stuff here..." said Vectorman
Taco looked down for a moment before suddenly a thought occurred to her...a VERY manipulative thought,
"oh...that's good and all but..." Taco sighed deeply then "I'm just so upset..."
"what's wrong..." Vectorman asked
"well you see...oh no, i shouldn't bother you with this" Taco said turning away from him
"negative, must know what's wrong with friend" said Vectorman to which Taco stopped and smirked before turning back with big puppy eyes to Vectorman
"friend?...do you mean it?" asked Taco innocently
"of course, we are teammates and friends, friends help each other" Vectorman explained
"oh how very kind of you to think that way...it's just that, my bowtie, well actually...my neck massager is broken, and I've been oh so stressed lately...especially after reading such disgusting letters from the viewers...it's just so awful!" Taco said faking a cry
"why is it broken" asked Vectorman
"the button to activate it isn't working...and while i have a golden mind, i just can't deal with electronics and all that kind of wonky stuff" Taco explained with a sad face
"....Lilith could fix it" Vectorman suggested
"oh?" Taco smiled in hope "would she really...but you see uh...i'm really, REALLY shy so...if she knew that it was me asking her to fix such a unimportant thing like a massager...I'd JUST be so humiliated!"
"well...it doesn't have to be that way" Vectorman said to which Taco shook her head
"please Vectorman, can you give my bowtie to Lilith to fix? and could you please not inform her that it was me who needed it...aren't we friends? you'll help me right?" Taco asked with big sad eyes to which Vectorman couldn't refuse to so...
"of course...will tell her soon" Vectorman nodded
"splendid!" Taco clapped joyfully and ran to get her bowtie from her room then
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later near the boys bathroom...
Liekable was seen leaving out then and he no longer had his bandages on which he was thankful.
as Liekable was walking towards the cabins he suddenly got pulled by his shirt and then pushed against the wall with some force
"Augh! what are you-"
"hey there Urbie" Cherzi cut him off with a smile as she held onto his hands and kept pressing him against the wall to which Liekable looked really upset with.
"what are you doing!? just leave me alone already!" he said as he tried pushing her off but Cherzi just had her entire body preventing him from leaving, it doesn't help the fact that she was also a little tall...well not as tall as him but just enough to cause him this much trouble.
"we don't talk that often...why?" she asked gently
"why are you acting like this just stop!" Liekable grunted
"you can't even push a girl away from you? have you really got this weak nowadays?" she asked with a small giggle as Liekable looked as if he didn't put in any of his strength in getting her away
"just stop i don't want to-"
"hurt me?... but you already did" she said sternly as Liekable just looked away from her.
"this is why you're weak...you can't force yourself to be rude to others, you can't do anything but let them walk all over you...you make me feel so sick you know that, just stop struggling already...you should already know that you can't do anything to me, you still love me right?" she asked as Liekable slowed with his struggling
"just...don't make me do anything..." he said looking away from her with a pained expression
"if only you knew how much it hurts to do this to you...but it's just so much fun...i don't think I'd stop anytime soon" she smiled and put her hands on his waist then to which Liekable didn't even bother to stop her
"just relax, it only hurts when you try to fight it..." she whispered to which he groaned
"stop...please just stop..." Liekable begged
"funny, you didn't listen when i said those words to you before...you remember right?" she asked coldly
"it was your own fault-AH!" Liekable had his head slammed to the wall then by her
"shut up...you should know better than to upset me" she said warning him harshly
"i...what do you want from me!?" he pleaded as he looked away to see that nobody really could notice any of this happening...it made Liekable really anxious and hopeless
"a lot of things, i want to hurt you, i want you to apologize, i want you to fix everything you've ruined for me...i want you back" she said as he held him tightly much to his discomfort
"i...don't want to...why can't you just accept it?" Liekable asked
"I WON'T!" she said raising her voice "you will always be mine...i...need you...you're the only one who-"
"the hell is happening here?" Cherzi and Liekable snapped their head to see Y/n standing just near the door exit with a confused face.
"oh, you...how about you run along now, adult business here" Cherzi said sternly
"eh, is this a porn setup...also Liekable why do you look constipated" Y/n asked as he noticed the fearful look on Liekable
"Y/n, please she's-" Cherzi covered Liekable's mouth and groaned
"we're just talking...just leave already, Taco wanted to speak to you anyways" Cherzi said to which Y/n rolled his eyes
"if that thing that causes explosive diarrhea wants to speak then she can come to me herself, and also Liekable looks really fucking uncomfortable...how about you back away from him, your milk jugs are against his body by the way" said Y/n with a scowl
"how about you leave or-"
"or what, you're gonna vote for me?" Y/n sneered "i hardly care about that...how ABOUT you leave or..."
"or what...you're gonna tell the others what I've done to my Urbie here...as if they'd believe you?" Cherzi said mockingly
"oh I'll just show them then" Y/n then pulled out his phone and smiled "this is 4K by the way, it'll make some good drama video...so i'm just gonna ask you again, get the FUCK away from him or...you already know what"
"oh please, go ahead and show it to them, it's not like i car-" Cherzi was then pushed into the ground by Liekable then
"JUST LEAVE ME ALONE, I FUCKING HATE YOU!" Liekable yelled before running away as Cherzi looked at him in surprise
"DAMN!" Y/n winced as he continued to film Cherzi "man even had to pull out the old F card...yikes not good huh?"
"....leave" Cherzi said sternly
"I was going to anyways, just finished destroying another toilet for Chef Penis to clean so...BYE!" Y/n giggled like Stewie (from Le family guy) and quickly ran away then leaving Cherzi on the ground still...
she then got up and sighed...she pressed her head against the wall then.
...
"why do you keep doing this?..." she groaned miserably to herself
...
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"is this one okay?" Cucumber asked as he was drawing something with Amity
"hmm...actually yeah, you did it right" Amity smiled much to Cucumber's relief
"t-thanks...so how does this work again?" he asked
"you just gotta tap it...just try!" Amity encouraged
"okay...here goes nothing" Cucumber huffed and then tapped the little note with the drawing which caused the note to fold itself and then turn into a little golden light orb much to Cucumber's surprise
"woah...i can't believe magic like this really exists!" he gasped
"i was just as surprised as you when Luz showed this to me the first time" Amity chuckled
"it's amazing..." Cucumber said as the light floated under his palm
"guys what doing!" Jeffy said as he came to them
"oh hey Jeffy, i'm just showing Cucumber some glyph magic" said Amity to which Jeffy stared at the light in awe
"ooooh....can Jeffy try?" he asked
"sure!" Amity nodded and drew him a light glyph "here, just tap it" she instructed
Jeffy looked at the note before hitting it with his face to which it lit up and turned into a floating orb
"woooooah!" said Jeffy
"it's amazing right? i wish i was as talented as you Amity when it comes to magic" said Cucumber much to Amity's embarrassment
"oh it's really thanks to Luz...she-JEFFY!" Amity gasped as she saw Jeffy swallow the light orb
"oh my...are you okay Jeffy!?" Cucumber asked as Jeffy's shirt then lit up
"oh hey guys look, i'm a firefly!" said Jeffy before making buzz sounds and flying in circles
"uh...it should dissappear in a moment or two" Amity said with a sigh
"i-i hope..." Cucumber said as he watched Jeffy fly in circle
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"so what do you want me to do again?" Lilith asked as she held the bowtie in confusion
"it's broken, can you please fix it...the button is malfunctioning" said Vectorman
Lilith pressed the button which made the bowtie short-circuit much to her surprise
"well...something is wrong inside it, i guess i could look into it for you, since you let me do some experiments on your technology and you know" Lilith said smiling
"appreciate it, please take your time" Vectorman said before walking away from her
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"now Billy...just like we practiced before" Candle was seen in a mediating pose with a relaxed smile "just breath in...and out, in and out slowly...then you can find your inner self which would-"
but Billy burped loudly as he was seen laying on the ground with a beer bottle
"Billy..." Candle sighed
"my bad, this beer tastes like ass by the way...i wish that asshole MePhone4 had more Budweiser or something" said Billy with a grumpy expression
"would you care to try tea for once?" asked Candle
"nah i'm good" said Billy which made Candle sigh deeply then
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Donut was seen sitting near the circle of talk before Monotaro came running to him
"hey Daniel!" Monotaro greeted
"hey Monotaro..." Donut said back
"i just found a way to remember things better!" Monotaro exclaimed much to Donut's surprise
"really?" Donut asked
"yeah, i'll just jump off a mountain and hit my head so that i won't have to-"
"okay nevermind that, how about this...can you go get me a glass of water?" Donut asked
"okay!" Monotaro nodded before running away
Donut then sat back down with a hum
"hey Daniel!" Monotaro said to which Donut turned around in surprise
"you're back already...so where's the water?" Donut asked as Monotaro was empty handed
"water? no, i just wanted to tell you that i found a way to remember things better!" Monotaro exclaimed
"...okay let's find a mountain then" Donut sighed
"wait how did you know about my plan..?" Monotaro asked in confusion
"i just-"
"ALRIGHT MAGGOTS YOU ALL BETTER GET TO THE CIRCLE OF TALK ALREADY!" Brooklyn Guy yelled
"aww man..." Monotaro sighed
"it's fine, we can find another way to fix your memory problems" Donut patted him on the back before Monotaro nodded and sat next to Donut as everyone else gathered around
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"okay everyone it's time for the fan messages!" said MePhone4 in excitement
"wait MePhone4?" Amity raised her hand "do you think that you could somehow find a way to get Luz to send me one of those personal messages you play on your body...i'm kind of worried and-"
"ALRIGHT PEOPLE LET'S READ!" MePhone4 quickly cut her off much to Amity's annoyance
Mr.Madness just looked at the phone in suspicion
"okay let me just get this out first, Mr.Madness, Chef Pee Pee, Quamax and Billy, each of you got a message saying fuck you, straight just a insult like...fuck you" Brooklyn Guy said with a snort
"what I'd do!?" Quamax looked around in disbelief
"fuck you too buddy" Billy gave the camera a middle finger
"they wouldn't daaare~ say that to my face!" Mr.Madness said angrily
"i'm not even surprised anymore..." Chef Pee Pee sighed before Brooklyn Guy began reading the notes
"okay now then we can move onto Liekable's messages first and the first name said 'wow man your backstory with cherzi is tragic, sorry she treated you like that Anyway have a barbed wire baseball bat so you defend yourself, go nuts'
"huh?" Coop tilted his head
"oh Liekable you can't keep your mouth shut sometimes can you?" Cherzi smiled to which Liekable groaned
"it's nothing...and why do they know that?" Liekable asked
"there's cameras everywhere pal, did you really think I'd place at least a hundred in that forest?" MePhone4 said with a smug smile
"wait does that mean you caught footage of me shitting in the bush?" Peter asked
"...can i see it?" Cody asked
"bro...nasty!" Quamax said shaking his head
"yeah Cody stop being gay!" Junior said with irritation
Chef Pee Pee gave Liekable the bat to which Liekable looked at it in uncertain and just put it aside
"should i be worried?" Cherzi asked with a small smile
Liekable didn't respond and just looked away
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"if there's cameras for every part of this place then i'm sure you all saw what happened back at the bathrooms...which is very embarrassing" Liekable sighed deeply "look don't judge me for not doing anything, i don't like to hurt people...and that includes people like her...i'm just scared of doing something bad by accident...i even shot her in the stomach when they gave us guns for some reason...after all those years i still have murderous tendencies...just why?"
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Over
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"moving on, the next note to Liekable said 'If you want an idea for how to go about getting rid of Cherzi. Just wait until merge and hard target her. You DEFINITELY have people on your side willing to go with this strategy.'
Taco snorted at the message then "oh please, and what just makes you think that he's going to make it to the merge?"
"bitch haven't you watched danganronpa 101? he was the last person to die before the finale" Peter said
"pardon...?" Taco gave him a confused look
"...oh yeah, some of you aren't meta...my bad" Peter sighed much to Taco's irritation and confusion
"well at this point, i think i'm good with being eliminated" Liekable sighed
"oh don't say that" Candle gave him a small pat on the leg
"yeah...it'll be really sad if you had to get eliminated" Cucumber said
"yeah stay with us father!" Monotaro begged
"well i just-...what?" Liekable gave Monotaro a confused look
"i meant brother!" Monotaro quickly corrected himself
"does that even make it better?" Lilith asked
"probably not" Cody shrugged
"you know just...forget it" Liekable frowned
Cherzi's mouth moved before she quickly stopped herself from whatever she wanted to say
"and then another person asked Liekable 'do you like chairs?'"
"yeah?" Liekable shrugged "i mean i'm sitting on a wooden log which could count as...."
"why did you stop talking?" Donut asked
"I think the idiot's brain managed to understand what the note was really trying to say" Taco said to which Cherzi smirked while looking away from them
"...screw off" Liekable sighed
"i'm sort of lost...WHICH IS SHOCKING i know!" King Tubby said with a nervous laugh
"Chairs, Cherzi, you know..." Amity rolled her eyes
"hmm...Cherzi is a chair?" King Tubby said in shock to which Mr.Madness just face-palmed
"how clever..." Chef Pee Pee muttered sarcastically
"anyway the final message for Liekable just said...wait are those scrambles or something? ugh whatever it just says 'Liekable: So this is before the events of T̵͈͕̬͕͓͉͙̼͚̦͖̃̉̔̅̇̓͘͝Ì̴̱̝͙̫̲̫͋̏̈́̌̒̾́͘T̶̡̫͉͕̭̜̮̪̈ ̸̧͓̗͙̱̠̤̪̞̗̅̑̄͆̌̿̀̎͐͛͝͠͝͝F̷̖͈̟̣͖̓̀̊Ơ̵̝̤̹͇͔̳̲̐̎́͗͝R̶̡͍̙̰͈͇̙̻̯͖̯̩̭͚̿̈͆̅̌͊̀͑̕͝ ̷̨̡̧͙̼̳̫͍͎̟̟̥̫̤̖̾̚͝Ţ̷̘̞͉̥̙̟͎̜̳͈̏͐̅̈͆̆͌̚͘͝Ȃ̸̦T̸̡̟̼̤͎̦̺̟̝̤̏͗̓̌̄̀͑̃̒̋̍ and this is During the events where they saved Flower and during Tit for Tat "
"huh" Coop said again
"oh yeah there's some videos too" Brooklyn Guy mentioned
"let's play them on the projector!" MePhone4 said before Chef Pee Pee groaned and turned on the projector before doing something which played the first video
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"goddamn what was that at the end?" asked Billy
"looked like a angry leafy or something" Peter shrugged
"i don't know most of these people...but i do remember seeing that Bubble person in these weird files when we got inside the archives room remember?" Liekable said
"oh yeah, i still think Bubble deserved to win BFDIA..." Y/n grunted
"well that's what i said, except for the fact that i wanted to win instead" Donut sighed
"this is the next video by the way" said Brooklyn Guy as Chef Pee Pee then played the other video
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"did Leafy just stab Firey!?" Donut gasped in shock
"what the hell is happening in that world?" Y/n asked
"still glad i'm not in that universe!" MePhone4 laughed
"be more caring...even though they're not from here we should still-"
"EHHH!" MePhone4 made a error sound and pointed to Brooklyn Guy "next message!"
Candle just gave him a annoyed face before Brooklyn Guy pulled out pink notes
"Cherzi those are for you and the first one said 'wow i feel sorry for the citizens of wherever you were the queen of, you sound like a real piece of work'
"queen?" Taco raised her eyebrow "you never told me that you were a queen!"
"why would I tell anyone about that?" Cherzi asked sternly
"dunno, better treatment?" Coop shrugged
"this is funny, i'm a king and she's a queen...this place is blessed by royalty!" King Tubby exclaimed
"right..." Cherzi rolled her eyes
"and now you have a gift!" Brooklyn Guy threw a envelope to her which she caught with a annoyed face before opening it to find 20$ dollars
"...." she silently set it on her lap then without saying much
"aren't you going to say something?" Cody asked
"hm" Cherzi simply looked unimpressed
"can i have it!?" Junior asked excitedly
"...no" Cherzi then straight up ripped the money in front of him
"OUCH!" MePhone4 winced in pain
"seriously...you could've just put it on the envelope" Lilith said in disbelief
"hell, or gave it to me!" Quamax said with frustration
"that just pissed me off..." Billy groaned
"good" Cherzi said bluntly
"EDGE!" Y/n suddenly yelled
"okay now that we all had our soul ripped apart after witnessing perfectly good money get destroyed...let's move on to the next question which just said 'Perish' which I honestly have no agree with" said Brooklyn Guy with anger
"okay" Cherzi said back much to his annoyance
"well now, i see that the audience has a large disliking to my teammate here..." Taco said in amusement
"what did she even do wrong?" Amity asked
"a bunch of stuff..." Liekable groaned
"you're making false assumptions..." Cherzi smirked
"right, how about you just quit pretending and just leave us alone already!?" Liekable snapped much to the others surprise
"but...why are you so rude?" Cherzi said before burying herself in her hands and slightly sobbing
"YIKES!" Peter winced
"how could you do this, Liekable you upset her!" Taco said with a angry frown
"SHE'S A LIAR!" Liekable yelled angrily
"what did she lie about?" Vectorman asked
"A LOT OF THINGS, YOU JUST DON'T SEE IT!" Liekable said holding his hair angrily
"can't we calm down..." Cucumber asked nervously
"i just don't understand why you're so angry at her all the time?" Amity asked as she held Cherzi along with Taco
"yeah this is kind of messed up honestly" Cody admitted
"he's just a bully, like that one girl...Boscha, correct Amity?" Taco asked with a slight smirk
"kinda...i'm not really sure what to think about this" Amity sighed
"....you know what!?" Liekable sat up from his seat "i don't want to be near this disgusting manipulator, tell me when you guys are done with this bullshit"
"Liekable wait where are you going!?" Donut called out but Liekable just ran away into the woods then
"oh dear..." Candle frowned deeply
"i-is he gone...?" Cherzi said with a sniff
"yeah?" Junior said with a shrug
"Liekable is so scary, he said JEFFY LET ME EAT YOUR BUTT and then he ran away!" Jeffy said while shivering
"that didn't happen" Lilith said with a annoyed face
"stop spreading lies!" Monotaro growled
"well you need to get your friend in line, he's so aggressive with Cherzi here!" Taco said angrily
"that's funny...cause honestly i think Cherzi is just a bitch to him most of the time" Y/n said eyeing her suspiciously
"i just...like to tease him sometimes that's all, he has anger issues..." Cherzi said with a hurtful voice
"of course darling, just don't waste your time on him okay?" Taco said as she tried to suppress her smirk
"i guess...some people are irredeemable" Cherzi sighed deeply
Candle held her fist tightly and looked down in anger
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"i wish i could say something but i don't have Liekable's permission to tell people about what Cherzi did...it would make things worse" Candle sighed
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"BRUH...what is happening right now?" Peter asked in confusion
"a booster for the views that's what, continue on Brooklyn Guy!" MePhone4 chuckled
"seriously?" Chef Pee Pee gave MePhone4 a annoyed look
"alright enough drama, this one said to Cherzi 'your hair looks kinda messy , have you brushed it?"
"who cares?" Cherzi said coldly as she quickly went back to her old self
"happiness comes back quickly!" Joey giggled
"this is kind of weird..." Lilith muttered
"all of yoooou~ have issues" Mr.Madness grunted
"look who's talking?" Peter sneered
"you neeed~ a reminder of yesterday's chaaallenge~?" Mr.Madness growled
"calm down people, the final message for Cherzi said 'cant you just find out how water is wet yourself?'
Cherzi wasn't even paying attention anymore so Brooklyn Guy just sighed
"fuck it, she isn't even going to say anything...let's move on to some questions for Donut instead" Brooklyn Guy before pulling more notes
"ugh...i haven't done well in the last challenge so this is probably going to be embarrassing" Donut sighed
"what last challenge?" Monotaro asked
"uh...I'll tell you later okay?" Donut said
"okay!" Monotaro cheerfully replied
"okay so the first message said 'Donut: This is before the events of Pins and Needles as Teardrop isn’t corrupted and “After the Event sod Pins and Needles during ending seasons'
"oh yeah this video came with a bunch of videos" Chef Pee Pee said
"is it more videos about the corrupted world?" asked Amity
"hmm?" MePhone4 shrugged before Chef Pee Pee played the first video
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"gah!" Donut said in horror "i just don't understand why they all look like that...and why was Lollipop holding my syringe...well not really mine but you guys get it!"
"i don't know but it's a good thing those people came to save them at the end..." said Cucumber in relief
"wow Muchachos this music video just made me wanna dance!" Joey said and moving his hips side to side on his seat
"you always wanna dance and stick your dick in food all the goddamn time..." said Billy with annoyance
"huh?" Quamax said
"well fuck, Liekable would've found those interesting had some asshole not drive them away" Y/n growled
"are you upset little boy?" Taco asked mockingly
"go eat sour cream off Mic's assh-"
"time for the next video!" MePhone4 announced before the next video
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"are you kidding me...why didn't they just run away!?" Lilith said in frustration
"what if they just didn't know?" Monotaro said
"what, like you?" Peter sneered
"exactly!" Monotaro exclaimed
"this is sort of terrifying..." King Tubby said as he hid behind the wooden log
"not really...I could just oneshot them if that was me, personal opinion though just saying" Y/n bragged
"yeah riggght~" Mr.Madness rolled his eyes
"well this is the final video from this fan" Chef Pee Pee sighed before playing the video
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"what happened to them!?" Cucumber gasped
"did they get run over...?" Taco questioned
"maybe, but who the hell is that red cap" Peter asked
"how should i know...this shit is kinda uncanny" Brooklyn Guy said
"RIP Bozo" Y/n snorted
"that's not funny...i can't believe that this is happening in another universe..." Donut said in horror
"well we're safe at least, it's like how Y/n said, RIP Bozo!" MePhone4 said cheerfully
"some of you are really heartless" Amity groaned
"or just don't care about them..." Cherzi muttered to herself with a smile
"anyway moving on to the next message, it says 'How did it feel getting eating by Bigfoot?'
MePhone4 snorted in laughter then which made Donut growl
"it's not funny! that thing drank my jam!" Donut said angrily
"is that why you looked like a used condom when we got to mount chillad?" Y/n asked
"...." Donut just stared at him in silence
"i'm sorry that had to happen..." Candle frowned
"it's fine...at least you guys didn't get hurt" Donut sighed
"still lost the challenge" Taco smirked
"he's a hero so shut up!" Monotaro said with a little bit of anger
"still lost" Junior laughed
"ugh!" Lilith then rolled her eyes at them
"the next message to Donut said 'i still find it funny how you have bfdia / bfdi limbs"
"they're just limbs..." Donut said rolling his eyes
"yeah it's not like the guys who makes these pictures only looked up for shitty PNGs for them" Peter said casually
"what?" Amity gave him a weirded look
"enough wall breaking Peter" said MePhone4 rolling his eyes
"okay...well Donut has a gift with a note that said 'I didn't realize you could literally send gifts to contestants so i dunno have a fork" Brooklyn Guy then threw the fork at Donut who looked at it in confusion
"what am i supposed to do with a fork?" he asked
"you can eat a lot of things with that!" Joey laughed
"we're not as fat as you are..." Billy growled
"big FAT ass!" Jeffy said randomly
"okay then...Y/n this is for you" Brooklyn Guy gave him a rainbow colored note
"the hell..." Y/n opened it and read the note loudly 'Congratulations, you're closeted!' BRUH WHAT?!"
"HAHA!" Peter laughed
"welcome to the party!" Cody said with a smile
"FUCK THIS!" Y/n then ripped the more into many pieces
"now that's done, here's another message for Y/n that says 'I'm so glad you laughed at the joke I made for Mr Madness! That actually makes me happy, dude, thank you.'
"yeah well Mr.Madness is easy to laugh at" Y/n shrugged
"hoooow~ dare you!" Mr.Madness growled angrily
"bitch hush" Y/n said shushing him
"okay let's move on before somebody dies here, the next message said 'Why the fuck are you helping the enemy team are trying to make your team lose the challenge?'
"i haven't forgotten about what you did that time, you better not repeat that or else!" Taco said gritting her teeth
"HOE, i was just trying to save Liekable's ass...i even gave you the picture already dumbass" said Y/n with a eye roll much to Taco's anger
"are you saying that you care more about the enemy team than your own" Cherzi raised her eyebrow
"probably, i'm stuck with a fatass, a mentally retarded puppet and a brat, some gay witch and some SML reactor and not to mention this freak over here...Tubby is cool though" Y/n said smirking at the end
"well I'd be honored!" King Tubby said joyfully
"what about me?" Vectorman asked
"oh...all i gotta say to you is make another game or something" Y/n shrugged
"oh" Vectorman blinked twice then
"gay witch...?" Amity gave him a annoyed look
"unless Luz is a dude then-" Y/n was quickly hit in the face with a fireball then
"thank you" Taco said with a pout
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"if we lost today's challenge then i already know who i'm kicking next..." Taco said with a angry face
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"and now the next message for Y/n here is 'are you like , gay for peter ?"
"FUCK NO, why would i date this asshole!?" Y/n gagged in disgust
"i want you" Peter said seductively
"BITCH!" Y/n growled
"man you two are always fighting each other" Coop said
"yeah well what do you expect, that's how most relationships start" Cody stated
"CODY SHUT THE HELL UP!" Y/n yelled angrily
"man i can't believe we're having romance in the show now" MePhone4 said in excitement
"come here and kiss me on my big mouth, i'm feeling very romantic" Peter said as he puckered his lips to Y/n
"FUCK YOU!" Y/n then ran away from the circle of talk leaving the others baffled
"that was actually preferable..." Cherzi said in relief
"you're welcome...still didn't get that kiss though" Peter sighed
"fuck this..." Billy groaned before Brooklyn Guy spoke up
"okay now Peter you've been asked 'are you like , gay for y/n ?"
"what you think guys?" Peter sneered
"probably" Cody muttered
"most definitely" Lilith rolled her eyes
"sort of?" Donut shrugged
"who's Y/n?" Monotaro asked
"hey I wouldn't know anything about that" Coop shrugged with a smile
"is it really okay to make assumptions like that?" Cucumber asked with some discomfort
"i agree with you" said Candle
"well fuck...guess we'll never know" Peter said with a shrug
"and another person said to Peter 'bro you got robbed in that challenge, blowing up the cabin was fucking sick'
"i know right!? thanks for that Mr.Retardness" Peter grumbled
"hmph!" Mr.Madness pouted
"how did you even get grenades?" asked Chef Pee Pee
"ammunation BRUV!" Peter chuckled
"oh yeah, i get my weapons from there" MePhone4 mused
"and you got this big ass box with a note that 'Fine, here's your PS5. How about a PS1 too? A PS2? PS3? PS4? OKAY, HOW ABOUT A PS6, I THINK THIS IS A PS6, IT MAY BE, I DUNNO MAN, BUT PS7 NOW. PS27'
Brooklyn Guy gave the box to Peter then
"OH MY GAWD!" Peter yelled as he saw all the consoles inside
"can Jeffy have a ps69?" asked Jeffy
"WOW IS THAT A PS8!?" Junior gasped
"how is that even possible..." Quamax asked
"dunno but can I have that PS1" Brooklyn Guy asked
"hell yeah, then we can play SMASH BROS!" Peter cheered
"first off i thought you meant smash bros as in smashing some bros but no...and second how the hell did you get a ps27 from?" Cody asked as none of that made sense
"time traveling kid, alright let's move on!" said MePhone4
"this next message for Peter says 'For Peter since he thinks Dora saved their asses-'
"wait what?" said Peter as he was biting down on a ps2 controller
"it's another video actually so let's see" said Brooklyn Guy before playing the video on the projector
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"FUCK, WHY DORA YOU STUPID ASSHOLE!" Peter yelled in agony
"why do they keep becoming like this..." Donut asked in concern
"must be that dark jizz" said Billy
"ugh, such vulgarity" Taco rolled her eyes
"it doesn't concern me" Cherzi shrugged
"well moving on, Coop somebody said to you 'Sorry man u are just the most forgettable contestant here i cant even think of anything interesting to ask'...yikes" Brooklyn Guy winced
"aww man...maybe if i had my Megas then i could've did some radical stuff" Coop sighed
"i still think you're cool!" said Monotaro
"heh thanks little guy" Coop smiled
"another person said 'are you an animal person?"
"course i am, why do you think I like fried chicken so much?" said Coop licking his lips
"same WOWOWOWOWO!" Joey laughed
"i really don't think that's what they meant..." Amity sighed
"somebody else said 'Suppose you were able to go back in time, and make one horrible videogame end up actually being good, without any kind of time paradoxes happening. What game do you make good, and why that one? Also, take this - a replica Hylian Shield to hang on the wall!"
Coop caught the shield and looked at it in awe "awwwesome....and also i actually went back in time multiple times but sheesh, i never thought of doing something like that before...I'd probably say Big Rigs, because TRUCKS BRO!"
"TRUCKS BRO!" Cody said in a deep voice
"TRUCKS AND BROS!" Junior said deeply too
"TRUCK BROS!" Coop, Peter, along with Cody and Junior said at the same time
"UUUUUHH!" Jeffy said before smacking his diaper rapidly
"whhhhhy~ am i still here?" Mr.Madness grumbled
"Coop the final message for you is 'i wanna give everyone messages but i have no comment for u'" Brooklyn Guy then threw away the notes
"how about disgusting?" Taco rolled her eyes
"disgusting? how about this" Coop then let out the loudest burp ever
"JESUS!" Quamax said in shock
"how extraordinary!" King Tubby said as his fur became puffy thanks to the loud burp wave
"that was a very good burp muchacho!" Joey said giggling
"thanks man" Coop chuckled
"ugh..." Lilith shook her head
"Jeffy this is for you, 'i thought i'd send you your favourite food, so have a lovely plate green beans'"
Chef Pee Pee then set down a plate of green beans while Jeffy shook angrily
"green beans!? I HAAAATE GREEN BEANS!" Jeffy yelled before throwing the plate towards MePhone4 who gets hit in the face by it
"HAH!" Taco laughed
"HEY! NO ATTACKING THE HOST!" MePhone4 yelled in anger
"eat your goddamn beans bitch!" Billy ordered
"NO!" Jeffy hissed
"we want cookie crisps, hey you stupid people send us some cookie crisps or McDonald's instead why are you all so stupid and ugly like Cody's mom!?" Junior asked as he put his face all over the camera
"shut up Junior!" Cody grumbled
"okay that's enough brat!" Chef Pee Pee pushed Junior away from the camera then.
"sheesh...okay next message says 'Honestly, I know I wanted to compliment a bunch of people or give them constructive criticism because I'm writing this at a reasonable time of the day rather than at 1 am when I did before, but honestly, I'll be harsh with this. You're a cruel person who brings misery into your caretakers lives who doesn't change even when promised to do so. Granted, you probably had it the WORST outside of this game, and I know these words aren't gonna mean ANYTHING to you, so feel free to completely ignore this message and instead having this gift.'"
"huh?" Jeffy was then given a box by Chef Pee Pee before opening it up and pulling out a can of green beans
"ah man" Quamax sighed as Jeffy shook angrily
"AUGHHHHHHHH!" Jeffy screamed before taking the barbed wire bat that Liekable got and then smashing the can of green beans into a pile of mush
"GODDAMN!" Billy said laughing
"Jeffy it's just beans!" Cucumber said as Jeffy continued to hit them
"I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!" Jeffy yelled and finally stopped hitting the now squashed can
"holy cow, rip to that can am i right?" MePhone4 sneered
"now i gotta clean that up..." Chef Pee Pee groaned
"you go ahead and do that peeps, anyways the final message for Jeffy is 'why do you have a diaper?"
"oh, so my pants don't get dirty" Jeffy said nodding.
"but it's on the outside..." Amity said
"yeah so my pants don't get dirty!" Jeffy said again
"....just sit down" Taco sighed
"okay!" Jeffy said before spitting on the can and going back to Junior like nothing happened
"Junior this is for you 'Would you fuck cody for 100000 dollars?'"
"BRO!" Quamax looked around in disbelief then
"uh..." Junior looked at Cody
"you know you wanna..." Cody giggled
Junior then turned back to the camera "...hell no" he shook his head
"obvious answer...anyway the next message is 'NUMBER FOUR. EXTREME ENHANCEMENTS. MEDICAL TECHNOLOGY. ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE..'....what?" Brooklyn Guy scratched his head in confusion
"i don't get it..." Lilith shrugged
"i do, but it's hard to explain..." Vectorman said
"me too...but er...it's hard to explain as well!" King Tubby said sheepishly
"hold on there's another note here...and it's just a picture of a man shrugging...what?" Brooklyn Guy looked at everyone for any answers and they just shrugged in return
"what the hell..." Chef Pee Pee whispered
"this guy is spitting FACTS!" Peter said smiling
"moving on...the next message is 'Here a gift for you Junior a slice of pie'"
"REALLY!?" Junior gasped before Chef Pee Pee gave him a slice of dark cake with a grunt
Junior took a bite of it and hummed "hmmm chocolate!"
"i want chocolate too!" Jeffy pleaded before he and Junior started devouring the cake
"ugh..." Lilith looked away in disgust
"why does it smell awful?" Cherzi said wrinkling her nose
"the final message for Junior is... no comment?" Brooklyn Guy said
"whaaat's~ the poooint~of saying that then?" Mr.Madness asked angrily
Brooklyn Guy shrugged before pulling out a sky blue note
"okay Cody's next, the only message he received is...'no comment'...."
"are you joking!?" MePhone4 growled angrily "okay new rule, no leaving responses like that!"
"it's nothing harmful..." said Candle
"don't care, if you guys do this again then i'm going to live inside your walls!" MePhone4 threatened while pointing at the camera
"yeah, now they're going to do the opposite of what you said" Peter said smirking
"whatever, read the next messages Brooklyn" MePhone4 sighed
"okay Cucumber somebody told you 'Okay, sorry for that deranged ranting when I sent the message at....1 am I think? But, honestly, you seem too sweet for this, hope you get back home to your sister.'
"oh...thanks and don't worry about it, i shouldn't have been acting crazy either" Cucumber said sighing in sadness
"it's all good man" Quamax said
"yeah, this shit is messing with us anyways" said Billy
"y-yeah...thanks" Cucumber said shyly
"and the other message is 'i dont have an oven but i have random sticks in my house, maybe i can make a fire and .. er. cook? you.'"
"i didn't know cavemen watched this show" said Cherzi with a small smirk
"why do they keep wanting to eat me!?" Cucumber asked anxiously
"you'd taste delicious!" Joey said laughing much to Cucumber's horror
"hey guys stop that!" Donut said giving them a scowl
"just saying!" Joey shrugged
"Joey those are for you 'Wow man u almost as fat as cody's mom...... almost'"
"IMPOSSIBLE!" said Junior while licking his fingers "Cody's mom is like the fattest hugest gigantic...er....what's another word for big?"
"massive..." Cody sighed
"MASSIVE WHALE, SHE'S LIKE THE BIGGEST WHALE EVER!" Junior said mockingly
"bruv and Cody banged your dad, did your parents bang his mom or dad?" Peter asked
"yeah Junior, i still banged your dad" Cody said smugly
"JUST SHUT UP CODY!" Junior growled
"what the actual hell am I hearing here?" said Billy as he was just as shocked with the entire topic
"i'm surrounded by fools..." Taco whispered as she held her aching forehead
"anyway Joey another person said to you 'WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOEOEOEOEOEOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWO'
"WOWOWOWOOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOOWOWOWOWOW!!!!!!!" Joey yelled and danced around
"oh my...JUST SHUT THE HELL UP!" Cherzi yelled which quickly made Joey stop laughing and dancing
"jeez..." said Coop in shock as nobody really heard Cherzi yell before...
"fucking thank you..." Billy said in relief
"i didn't know you were capable of different vocal ranges" Taco said with a little smug smirk
"Tch..." Cherzi rolled her eyes
"uh...Joey maybe you shouldn't yell so much" Amity said after the awkwardness has passed
"just having fun muchachos!" Joey giggled quietly
"you're having way too much..." Taco said with a annoyed face
"anyway the next message is Subway. Ham, turkey, American cheese, shredded cheese, bacon, toasted, pepperoni, and parmesan cheese. Rate it out of 10'
"that's a 8 from me muchachos, cuz nothing beats the Weinerschnitzel''s wowowowowo!" Joey said gleefully
"man's is too happy" Quamax said with amusement
"well probably won't be for too long, cause the next message literally calls him fatass" Brooklyn Guy said with a little chuckle
"well they're right" Billy said a matter of fact
"come on muchachos, i may have a fat behind but it's not that bad! here let me twerk for you guys!" Joey said as he slowly got up
"WOAH now bucko!" MePhone4 quickly stopped him with a horrified face "how about we avoid an earthquake and keep ourselves from going blind eh?"
"yeah i really don't want to see a whale twerk" Peter said nearly vomiting
"awww man!" Joey sighed sadly
"thank god..." Chef Pee Pee sighed
"Lilith you have a message saying 'You actually have a good shot of winning here since you're going pretty well. I have no idea who you are, but you seem sweet, I hope you have success in the distant future whether it be this game or even farther than that. Here, another dog plushie. Also, what's the last movie you watched?'"
before Chef Pee Pee could even throw the plushie, Monotaro already got to it and started tearing it down
"uh...thanks i guess, also i'm kind of conflicted whether i still want to play or not...also regarding the movie question, it was the Titanic" said Lilith
"GAY" Peter snarled much to Lilith's annoyance
"hey Cody remember that gay titanic movie you've made with Ken?" said Junior laughing
"yeah, it's also when i smacked the shit out of you for not keeping my mom's name out yo mouth" Cody grumbled
"that was a lit video not gonna lie" Quamax muttered
"i'm also wondering if i still want to play or not..." Amity said with uncertainty
"nonsense dear, just think of the benefits for you and Luz" sod Taco to which Amity just sighed in deep thought
"you've got another message which said 'Why do you hate the fact Bigfoot was not real Mephone said Bigfoot was real are a Bigfoot hater if so are you also a Santa hater as well?'...wait santa exists though!" Brooklyn Guy said with anger
"YEAH LILITH ARE YOU SAYING SANTA DOESN'T EXIST TOO!?" Junior asked angrily
"HE'S REAL DAMN IT!" Jeffy yelled
"i'm not even going to dignify that with a answer, also this is MePhone4 we're talking about...i thought he was messing with us!" Lilith said in her own defense
"oh come on, would i really do something like that?" MePhone4 asked
"YES!" nearly everyone said
"gee..." MePhone4 deadpanned
"and finally Lilith someone said, I like your hair"
"thanks...i think?" Lilith said slowly
"Amity somebody asked 'Do witches have to earn a license to fly? And if so, do you have to deal with some equivalent to the DMV? (If you don't know what that is, ask Coop.) Also, in case some of the other campers get a little TOO annoying to deal with, here's the world's most distracting object. Use it wisely."
Amity was then given a tiny table which had a small bouncing endlessly on it
"HEY I'm not annoying!" Junior said
"SAME BITCH, WHY WOULD YOU-"
Amity showed them the table which quickly shut both Junior and Peter down as if they were hypnotized then
"heh thank you for this" she set the table down to which Peter and Junior kept staring at before she responded to the question "also not really, you're taught flying lessons in school though, not to mention that they sold shoes with wings on them to teenagers before...pretty sure Boscha and her lackeys had them before...also what's DMV?"
"DO. NOT. ASK. ABOUT DMV..." Coop said seriously to which Amity then anxiously nodded
"and Amity your final message was...'no comment'..."
"SERIOUSLY!?" MePhone4 growled
"uh..Quamax! somebody told you 'You know what? Compliment time! You're actually good at making reactions, granted you ain't no Kubz Scouts, but you're still good at reaction videos. Here, have a Nintendo DSI XL I got off of a meth addict (true story) (I have only met two meth addicts in my life, don't worry)'
Quamax was then given the DSI
"okay okay i see you..." said Quamax with a smile
"can i stick that up my butt?" Jeffy asked
"goddammit Jeffy shut the hell up" Billy groaned
"KUBZ SCOUTS FUCKING RULES!' a scream was heard from the distance
"...was that Y/n?" King Tubby asked
Vectorman shrugged before Brooklyn Guy spoke again
"this is for Billy Bob Tanley people, and it says 'You know what? Compliment time! Your clothing is actually really fresh, man. Also, a gift! Here, have rolling rock, it ain't Budweiser but it is quite literally the only beer I could give you at this time and place."
"man that's Avgn's drink..." said Billy as he was handed the rolling rock bottle
"masked dude, somebody said 'Mr.Madness? nah u more like Mr.Mental Illness'"
"or Mr.Dumbass, Mr.ill, Mr.Bonker-"
"SHUT UP!" Mr.Madness yelled angrily
"let's all calm-"
"YOU ESPECIALLY!" Mr.Madness snapped at Candle next
"yeah, nobody wants to hear you" Taco scoffed much to Candle's displease
"hey leave her alone!" Donut growled
"there has a lot of drama lately...so nice to see!" MePhone4 said in joy
"this isn't something to be happy about, why do you guys have to fight all the time" Chef Pee Pee asked
"most of us are either assholes or fake asses...so you can understand why" Peter said with a shrug
"anyways the next message for Mr.Dum-i mean madness is...'I know you don't really care about the game, but honestly...you genuinely look pretty cool. I'm not familiar with you, but hope you're happy with the compliment.'
"yoooour~ words aren't worth my time..." Mr.Madness said crossing his arms
"damn bro take a compliment at least!" Quamax told him
"how about yooou~ stay quiet?" Mr.Madness growled
"damn, why are you so extra today?" asked Peter
Mr.Madness just sat silently before Brooklyn Guy spoke again
"another person said 'Why were you trying to leave the island just why?' wait what?" Brooklyn Guy then looked at MePhone4 who was seen with a suspicious face then
"what are they talking about...?" MePhone4 asked Mr.Madness
"hooow~ am i supposed to know?" asked Mr.Madness feigning confusion
"....i'm gonna keep an eye on you" said MePhone4 sternly to which Mr.Madness gave him a glare before looking away
"he actually took our advice?" Taco whispered to Cherzi who just gave an uninterested look in response
"anyway Tubby somebody sent you this message 'Honestly, I feel like you're getting the short end of the stick here, which I think is unfortunate. Honestly, you're a cool guy, just way too gullible and reckless, just be a bit more careful without going crazy about it. Hopefully, you do well, and here, have some fish. Also is it possible for me to send in my automatic cat petter? I don't care, I'm sending it in anyway.'
King Tubby was thrown the automatic cat petter then "oh how interesting! also i don't think i'm as gullible as you claim me to be, I'll have you know that all of my 9 senses are extremely sharp and unpredictable, which is why i-wooooahhh..."
King Tubby stopped talking when Vectorman turned the petter on which started rubbing on his back causing Tubby to slump down with a relaxed face
"damn..." Billy muttered
"anyways the next message said 'Okay but this cat is adorable. He's precious. Protect him'"
"hell yeah, wouldn't want a Regretful Tides to happen to him because of a certain customizable character in here am I right guys?" Peter said winking multiple times
"....huh?" Coop said in return
"goddammit, where's Y/n when you need him?" Peter sighed deeply
"the final message for Tubby is 'i dont have an opinion on u'....yeah" said Brooklyn Guy awkwardly
but Tubby was too busy drooling to even respond
"uh...okay moving on" Brooklyn Guy pulled some other notes
"Monotaro someone...wait what the hell?" Brooklyn Guy looked at the note in shock before speaking again "someone said...'Dude didn't you date your sister?'
"WHAT!?" Donut looked at the bear in shock
"now hold on a minute, she was like a stepsister to me more like!" Monotaro argued
"what...in the actual ass" Peter said slowly
"she was pretty good...i think...for some reason I'm starting to remember a lot of painful memories of her for some reason" said Monotaro scratching his head with a whimper
"this is seriously messed up..." Chef Pee Pee said in disbelief
"incest in my show?...eh" MePhone4 shrugged
"i...i don't even wanna know what's happening" Cucumber sighed in defeat
"another you've got a gift with a note that said 'Here’s a gift for you'" Brooklyn Guy then showed Monotaro a Monokuma plush
"FATHER!" Monotaro gasped before he was given the plush to which he hugged tightly "I LOVE YOU SO MUCH FATHER!" Monotaro cried
"awww" Amity said at the scenery
"this is very nice" Candle smiled
"yeah, until you realize who this plush is supposed to be...the only plush i can tolerate is OG Plush" said Peter with a eye roll
"oh now you say that you like him again?" Junior said rolling his own eyes at Peter's hypocrisy
"the last message for our demented bear says 'do you have memory loss?'"
"isn't that obvious by now?" Cherzi scoffed
"ugh...i don't know about you guys, but this plush is making my head hurt for some reason..." said Monotaro with a sigh
"are you okay?" Donut asked in concern
"yeah...i think?" Monotaro said a little unsure
"this is worrying" Lilith sighed
"who cares?" MePhone4 rolled his eyes and snapped his fingers to which Brooklyn Guy rolled his eyes before reading the next messages
"Vectorman this one said 'Honestly, I'd like to know how you've been doing, in all honesty. I apologize for not having much to say here, Vectorman, I hope you can forgive me."
"it's fine, i'm just glad to be here still" said the robot
"hmm...is it me or has he been talking a little differently than before?" Taco whispered to Cherzi
"wouldn't know, i hardly know anything about those freaks" Cherzi grunted
"next message for cleaning robot here said 'no comment, i just wanna give everyone messages'"
"check your walls tonight" MePhone4 said with a glare to the camera
"MePhone4, no" Candle said sternly
"ugh...okay fine" he sighed in disappointment
"speaking of Candle, somebody said to you 'Honestly, you're sweet and you actually manage to keep composed even during the worst situations. Team Wannabees this candle is adorable and you need her to keep going as a team, don't eliminate her.'
"facts" Peter said
"yeah she's like the mom" Coop said much to Candle's embarrassment
"oh come now...anybody can vote for me if i end up doing something wrong, but i appreciate the message nonetheless" Candle said with a smile
"tch" Taco scowled
"the next message for the guru here said 'you look like you would taste like chocolate'
"or, hear me out...maybe she'd taste like...i don't know, A WAXED CANDLE!?" Lilith yelled in frustration
"oh you people" Candle giggled
"let's do a little taste test?" Joey asked giggling
"maybe later, anyway Taco you have a bunch of messages" Brooklyn Guy said smirking much to Taco's displeasure
"try not to freak out this time moron" Cherzi scoffed
Taco growled before Brooklyn Guy spoke up
"alright first one says wow taco, i cant belive you destroyed the tea and crumpets i gave to you (even tho i sent them to mock you) just for that FUCK you, mexican food has always been utter gobshite Anyway here's gift that may bring some memories,'
"oh PARDON ME for being traumatized over some disgusting pictures you've sent, i think I'll just dump your gifts in the garbage anytime sends them to me... speaking of what, what is the stupid gift now" Taco asked impatiently
MePhone4 snickered "here..." he then threw a very familiar Microphone to Taco who stared at it in silence for a while before...
"uh are you-OW!" Junior gets hit by the Microphone which Taco abruptly threw randomly
"what was that about?" Amity asked in confusion
"nothing..." Taco sighed deeply
"hmm" Cherzi hummed indifferently
"the next message for Miss UK here is 'Honestly, I think you're a good player, granted your methods in previous games are underhanded, but from a gameplay standpoint it's bound to happen, honestly you're not the second coming of whatever religious figure you worship, but you're not deserving of the fifteen quadrillion insults.'
"hmph...oh so now you people are sending actual respectable messages?" Taco pouted
"keep acting like this then they might come back" Lilith warned
"no matter, i think my methods are perfectly fine thank you very much" Taco said with a unconcerned look
"by the way join our OG Plush religious clan if you-".
"no" Taco refused flatly much to Junior's disappointment
"who the hell is OG Plush?" Cody asked as he kept hearing that name
"next message 'Sending you biscuits, everyone else is too violent to you'" Brooklyn Guy then threw a pack of tea biscuits at her which nearly knocked her out of her seat
Taco growled at the puppet before looking at the pack with a hum "hm...fine i guess this is acceptable...now if only the imbeciles here could make ACTUAL TEA instead of whatever green slob they prepare for us everyday!"
"I still don't understand how we're surviving off that" Cucumber shivered
"HEY BE GRATEFUL!" Chef Pee Pee yelled angrily at them
"i like biscuits, especially from KFC!" Joey laughed
"of course you do..." Billy sighed
"you've got another mate and this little scalywag-"
"continue to speak in that accent and you're DEAD" Taco said with a very murderous glare which caused Brooklyn Guy to gulp and nod before he dropped the British accent and started reading the note normally "uh it says 'Here a gift for you Taco a slice of pie'"
Taco was given a slice of cake and she nearly gagged once she smelled the fumes coming from it
"REVOLTING! I don't want it!" Taco she groaned
"can i have it?" Coop said before he was hit in the face by the plate and cake which splattered on his face before he then started using his tongue to lick it off
"well we got a note here from a fan that just needs help, it says 'how do i send gifts? do i just.. uhhhh... i feel bad for basically insulting you, so heres.. a gift? as. a sorry? for like, insulting u? do i just say that to send gifts or is it just randomly selected'
"this is idiotic..." Taco rolled her eyes
"and pathetic" Cherzi said
"HEY, back off my mone-i mean gorgeous fans!" MePhone4 growled at them before looking at the camera with a dashing smile "hey there person who sent this message, next time you ask a contestant a question or say anything to them, you can just include your gift in the message like, oh I wanna send a picture of MePhone4 to Coop or something because MePhone4 is so hot and gorgeous and-"
"i think we got it..." Amity said with irritation
"blah...but yeah, anyways since I'm so generous let's just pretend that this nice fan of mine sent Taco a....golden statue of me!" MePhone4 pressed something on his body which dropped a golden statue of MePhone4 who had a realistic muscular body with his head remaining the same as he was giving a very smug smirk
"...just awful" Taco said in disgust
"do you really think that much of yourself?" Donut said, unimpressed by the statue
"yes, yes i do!" MePhone4 said shamelessly
"damn, nice tits bro" said Cody as he stared at the statue while drooling
"please look away, anyway continue Brookie" MePhone4 said flashing a wink
"ok-HEY DON'T CALL ME THAT....anyway Taco this next message said 'Taco: Sorry for pissing you off but here’s something else, I hope you enjoy' they put a smiley face and then sent two pictures to them, here you go"
Taco quickly cowered behind Cherzi once Brooklyn Guy threw the pictures to her
"just what are you doing?" Cherzi sighed
"I'm not looking at those...do you realize what they sent me before!?" Taco said with a shiver
"porn" Peter smirked
"ugh!" Taco gagged
Cherzi rolled her eyes and picked up the pictures
"...it's just a pickle giving you the finger, and...some weird Microphone with black stuff coming out of their mouth or something" said Cherzi with bored voice before Taco slowly opened her eyes to see that the pictures were what Cherzi described
"um...well i don't want to see that one" Taco said pointing to the Microphone picture (which was Microphone being corrupted Pibby style)
Cherzi rolled her eyes before ripping it into pieces
"scared of piiictures?~" Mr.Madness said mockingly much to Taco's annoyance
"okay now Chef Pee Pee you have a few messages as well" said Brooklyn Guy as he pulled out more notes from the box
"oh...okay but they're probably rude as hell as usual" Chef Pee Pee sighed
"well the first one said 'hey chef pee pee suck, you ever considered just buying like a cookbook or something'"
"MY COOKING ISN'T BAD!" the Chef said angrily
"yeah right, the only good thing you make is burnt Mac n cheese" Junior sneered
"burnt?" Cucumber repeated
"ugh whatever I knew this wasn't going to be anything nice" Chef Pee Pee grumbled
"actually somebody here said 'You know what? Compliment time! Considering how everyone around you is completely unhinged, you're actually REALLY composed. Don't think there's any compliments for you so far, which is unfortunate, but eh, what can you do? Have a gold sticker.' "
a gold sticker was thrown to Chef Pee Pee's face then
"whadda'ya Pp, people actually like you" said MePhone4 in fake shock
"and you also got a cake slice, it reads 'Here a gift for you Chef Pee Pee a slice of pie'"
Chef Pee Pee gasped as he was handed the cake then 'wow..this is actually very nice, thank you guys...but why does this thing smell bad?"
"tastes good though" said Coop holding up a OK sign
"well if you say so!" Chef Pee Pee said cheerfully before taking a big bite of the cake
MePhone4 then pulled several notes from the box "time for your messages Brooklyn!"
"ooooh okay!" Brooklyn Guy said all childlike much to the others reaction
"first message, 'Tell me who Does Mediocre Things guy is and what does he do that is mediocre. Also, final question about your brothers but is there a Does Worse Things guy?'
"oh boy...you just had to bring up them huh?" Brooklyn Guy said with a sigh "well first off, Does Mediocre Things guy is really awkward, especially during family reunion like oof...imagine making a cake with big hopes only for grandma to say that it tastes like a donkey's ass and then destroy it in front of you, that's not even a yikes that's a straight up holy shit moment...also Does Worse Things is real yes but he got the electric chair a few years ago because he blew up 55 orphanages due to the fact that he accidentally stepped on gum that one day it's just...let's just say that we should be all glad that guy isn't alive anymore cause holy shit...yeah"
everyone stares at him awkwardly then...
"...is there a suck cock guy?" Peter asked
"....yea-"
"NEXT MESSAGE, and it says 'Why can’t you bring your wife Karen into the show she loves you?'
"are you joking!?" Brooklyn Guy gasped in shock "do you really think that I'd want to wake up here every single day while frequently hearing BOINEY, BOINEY WHY AREN'T YOU DOING THE CHALLENGES WITH THE OTHERS!? like BITCH shut the hell up damn! do you know that if i had to choose between staying here forever or going back home then you can fucking tell what my answer is gonna be...stupid bitch" Brooklyn Guy said muttering something at the end
"not going to lie, at least Karen is tolerable than Rose, or Rosalina, however you wanna say...but that's just my opinion" Quamax said raising his hands up
"no way, both characters suck ass" said Peter with a eye roll
"who's worse, Jeffy or Junior, i fucking hate Junior so-"
"excuse me but could you shut up so we could get this done with already?" Taco said with impatience as she rudely cut Billy off
"why were you guys comparing us as if we were bad people!?" Junior said in anger
"BECAUSE YOU ARE BAD YOU ASSHOLE!" said Chef Pee Pee loudly
"no I'm not, my dad says I'm an angel!" Junior said sticking his tongue at the angry Chef
"pfft right" MePhone4 rolled his eyes before reading another note "alright Brooklyn this one said 'PROFESSIONAL?!?! PLEASE, NICE JOKE.'"
"i think they're talking about the way you drew the maps" Cucumber pointed out
"i know that and all i gotta say is...YOU'RE MEAN" said Brooklyn Guy before bursting into tears
"aww, there there...i think it looked fine" Candle said trying to comfort him
"not really, it looks like as-" but Peter was jabbed by Candle to be quiet
"that's so sad Brooklyn...oh and the last message says 'your art still sucks'" MePhone4 said before laughing
"FUCK YOU GUYS, I'M TELLING MY MOM...even though she fucking hates me so...I'M TELLING MY WIFE INSTEAD!" said Brooklyn Guy with snot running down his nose
"crybaby" Cherzi rolled her eyes at this
"well MePhone4 you have messages too" said Chef Pee Pee before pulling out some notes
"just saying, any bad ones are getting burned" MePhone4 says with a stern face
"can't handle criticism much?" Taco mocked
"pfft" MePhone4 rolled his eyes before Chef Pee Pee spoke
"alright you asshole this person said 'y'know, call me crazy, but i dont think you liked the middle finder statue i gave you, i think ill give you another to confirm this theory (also track my id address bitch, pull up to my house, see what happens)'
a huge middle finger statue made of gold fell from the sky this time
"ooooh so we got a big boy here huh!? MePhone4 growled and pressed something on his body which teleported the statue into the volcano yet again
"please don't actually track them down..." Candle sighed
"hmm...I'll think about it" MePhone4 said
"wouldn't that do something bad with the volcano?" Lilith said with worry
"NAH, I've designed it so i should know that no matter what i dump in there it won't go off" said MePhone4 without a care
"we're supposed to take your word for it?" said Amity in suspension
"uh yeah?" said MePhone4 with a raised eyebrow
"but-"
"forget that, next message!" MePhone4 said cutting off Donut
"okay this new said 'MePhone: I feel bad for inflicting Emotional damage so I decided to show you being a “Good host” Enjoy" there's a big smiley face at the end and they sent you a video and a gift as well"
"gifts first!" MePhone4 said greedily before taking off the envelope from PP and tearing it open and seeing....a picture of MePad destroying him in sex
MePhone4 stares at the picture in a blank face before Peter sneaks up behind and sees the picture before he winced
"damn...that's one big butthole dude" said Peter before backing away
"are you alright?" asked Vectorman
"probably not, it's literally a photo of him getting ass fucked by another iPad thing" Chef Pee Pee said casually much to their shock
MePhone4 then suddenly disappeared which caused them all to be confused
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later in space...
MePhone4 appears next to the sun and throws the picture towards it which completely destroyed the paper then before he disappeared again
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he later appeared back in the circle of talk
"show me the video" he said emotionlessly
"okay?" Chef Pee Pee rolled his eyes before playing the video on the projector
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after the video then
"what the hell is wrong with you!?" Billy said in anger
"what, it's not that bad!" MePhone4 shrugged
"punching people away when they get eliminated...seriously?" Candle gave him a annoyed look
"well being launched in a catapult is at least better than that right?" MePhone4 said to which everyone gave him a annoyed look in return
"the next message asks 'Okay, I was gonna go, "HAHAHAHA FUNNY PHONE MAN", but from a hosting standpoint, I kinda wanna just ask questions. First of all, why didn't you get people willing to compete as there's already three characters who REALLY wanna get outta here (*cough* Madness *cough* Lillith *cough* Amity) and genuinely do not care about the prize.'
"what, you think that they would've accepted?, sometimes you just gotta try a different approach" MePhone4 said tapping his forehead with a smirk
"so you decided to kidnap us?" Taco groaned
"ehhhhh more like given an opportunity to you all, ya know the prize and all" MePhone4 said awkwardly
"some of us just don't really care" Cucumber said a little grumpy
"you haven't annswwered~ why some of usss~ can't remember anything!" Mr.Madness said angrily
"oh man Brooklyn Guy can you read me the next message?" MePhone4 quickly asked ignoring the angry looks from everyone
"he's still crying dude" Coop pointed to the puppet who was sobbing and sucking on Monotaro's pacifier
"oh, Pp?" MePhone4 said in a anxious voice
"dude why do you look worried just calm down....this next message says 'Everyone else's messages to you are so violent too, jeez, I think you deserve a hug'
"well gee thanks, but you guys probably have germs so...self hugging is preferable" MePhone4 then held himself tightly
"really?" Lilith rolled her eyes
"i don't think yoooou~ deserve anything" Mr.Madness said much to MePhone4's annoyance
"next one says 'thanks for allowing me to continue with my daily life mephone4'"
"you're welcome, but I'll still think about living in your walls though" MePhone4 said flashing a smile while everyone else looked worried
"finally your last message said 'Actually, it is entirely possible for a Motorola to kidnap several people from different universes and drive them to play in crazy challenges.'
"I'll believe it when i see it bucko, and even if i did...it still won't be better than my TCB!" MePhone4 said with arrogance
"that's really bold to say" Cody muttered
"that's it people, now we can actually get to the damn challenge" Chef Pee Pee said with a tired sigh
"i'm too nervous to ask" Amity said sighing
"oh trust me you and the viewers will love this one, but first let's go to the beach!" MePhone4 then pressed something again which teleported them into the beach where the prize is at,
Liekable and Y/n were teleported as well
"Liekable!" Donut said happy to see him well and all
"what happened now?" asked Liekable
"I was in the middle of pissing" Y/n grunted
"zip your fucking pants man" Billy said with disgust as he looked away from Y/n who had his junk out
"first off, the cakes you guys ate were actually made of crap" said MePhone4 to which Junior, Coop along with Chef Pee Pee started vomiting
"WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE FANS!?" said Chef Pee Pee shouted angrily
"it tasted delicious to me!" Jeffy said while smacking his diaper
"this is disgusting...even for me" said Coop while wiping his mouth while Junior continued to vomit
"well you guys welcome to the new challenge, DARES!" MePhone4 announces proudly
"dates!? man I'd love to go on a date with Monophanie!" Monotaro said drooling
"first off that's disgusting, and second i said DARES not dates, that would be weird considering the fact that most of you are underage here...which is probably not good and could get me sued for putting you dangerous challenges but who gives a crap right?" MePhone4 said with a nervous chuckle to which nobody laughed with him
"...can you start or what?" asked Taco with a bored look
"yeah yeah fine...so first-" suddenly Brooklyn Guy came whispering in MePhone4's ear which caused the host to stop and stare blankly at nothing before MePhone4 was handed a note by the puppet to which he looked at
MePhone4 looked at the note in awkwardness and slight anxiety before noticing that the others were looking at him in confusion
MePhone4 stared at them in awkwardness then
"what's that nooote~?" Mr.Madness asked while eyeing him suspiciously
"oh this?" MePhone4 smiled widely before quickly tearing the note into pieces and generating a flamethrower to which he used to burn the remaining pieces before throwing the flamethrower far into the ocean while everyone stared in silence
Confessional
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"in my defense, we said dares for the CONTESTANTS, not the STAFF members...so to those who made dares for us...oopsie!" MePhone4 said with a apologetic shrug
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"what...?" Liekable said in confusion
"nothing just another insult message, also now would be a good time to announce that double eliminations are a thing!" MePhone4 said with a nervous expression
"wait what?" Donut gulped
"but today's challenge elimination will be a single one, and unique as well, because since we're playing Dares, there will be a point indicator for each of you, refusal to do a dare will lead to losing a point while doing the Dare earns you a point, whoever has the lowest points or none at all will be automatically eliminated from the show!" MePhone4 said to which most of them started muttering to each other then
"blasted it...i was hoping to kick that vulgar idiot from the show, you know that he's insane enough to probably do most of the dares" Taco whispered to Cherzi while glaring at Y/n who was scratching their ass
"yeah well, too sad then...you need to worry about yourself right now" Cherzi said without worrying too much
"well as long as those dares aren't gross..." Taco sighed
"okay people listen up" MePhone4 generated a spinning wheel
"this spin wheel will pick a random dare, some of them were made by me and Brooklyn while the others were made by our lovely viewers...and because i feel so generous today, I've decided to first do their dares before we do mine and Brooklyn Guy's so you guys better get ready cause it's about to get crazy!" MePhone4 said chucking a little maniacally
"aww man" Coop said with a sigh
MePhone4 then pulled out a note from behind and read it "firstly Y/n and Peter were dared to be handcuffed for the entire episode!"
"FUCK!" Y/n yelled
"pucker up" Peter said winking before he and Y/n by Brooklyn Guy
"this can't go well" Candle said as both of the boys already started slapping each other
"I'll give both of them a point later, for now let's do this next Dare which is putting a thousand dollars and a turkey before discussing who should have it the most, the decision must be unanimous by the way!" MePhone4 explained
"wait, which team gets the point in that matter?" asked Lilith
"good question...eh probably both" MePhone4 shrugged
"okay...?" Liekable said in uncertainty
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inside the dining hall where a stack of 1,000 and a turkey was placed on the table with everyone surrounding it
"okay so we just decide who gets this delicious looking turkey?" King Tubby asked
"that's what MePad's boyfriend said" Peter yawned
"stop moving my hand idiot!" Y/n grunted
"hush now dears, so...who here is the most deserving of this?" asked Candle
"me muchachos!" Joey said raising his hand
"uh-huh...and just why so?" Cherzi asked
"because i haven't ate good in a while!" Joey said chuckling
"hey i wanted to say the same thing!" Coop whined
"what about the money?" Donut said
"oh i just want the turkey!" Joey laughed much to their disappointment
"i want turkey ASS!" said Jeffy before his hand was swatted by Taco
"we're not meant to eat it yet idiot...i think i deserve it" Taco said smugly
"AS IF, give it to me!" said Y/n
"how about no" Cherzi put it bluntly
"look i just want to stick my cock in the turkey so how should about i get it because i have needs" Peter said casually to which grossed the others out
"why are we even arguing about this...we both get points so just pick somebody already!" Lilith groaned in frustration
"yeah let's just give away a thousand dollars and perfectly good turkey to someone random... what if i want it?" Quamax asked
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"royalty should have it, i can feel this turkey calling me to bless it with my knowledge!" King Tubby claimed
"no way, i think i need it the most..." Donut said to which Taco snorted
"oh please, nobody wants you to have it how about Amity instead?" Taco said turning to the witch who looked surprised then
"me...but err...i don't know, how about Vectorman?" Amity suggested
"i don't really eat...or use currency" Vectorman admitted
"goddammit can't we just agree on someone?" Billy groaned
"oh i have an idea!" Monotaro then took the stack of money and shoved it up the turkey's ASS
"....bro" Quamax said in disbelief
"was that...wise?" said Candle
"okay who wants it now?" Liekable asked to which only Joey lifted his hand
"okay fine go ahead...' Taco sighed as Joey then grabbed the turkey and started eating it like a monster while everyone stared in disgust
"thiiiis~ was stupid..." said Mr.Madness
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"okay both team members have one point each now" MePhone4 said shrugging
"that was kinda easy..." Cucumber admitted
"oh yeah well how about this fan dare, one of the male contestants has to make out with Cody!" MePhone4 said laughing at everybody's horrified expression
"WOOAH-HO!" Cody said in excitement "alright then which one of you is ready some good slurp?"
"whoever kisses Cody gets a point for their team!" MePhone4 explained
"I'm not kissing a kid!" Liekable said in disgust
"hell no!" Billy said flat out refusing
most of the males shook their head much to Cody's disappointment
"OH COME ON! not only do you get a point but you also get some tongue action, what's wrong with you all?" Cody complained
"if nobody steps up then you all lose a point" MePhone4 warned
Peter thinks for a moment before whistling innocently and then giving Cucumber a shove on the back causing him to accidentally head over to Cody
"looks like we have a volunteer!" said Brooklyn Guy while Cucumber looked extremely scared
"n-no it wasn't my-"
"oh come here you sexy bun" Cody grabbed into Cucumber and forcibly kissed him while the others looked away in disgust not to mention Cody's loud slurping and Cucumber's muffled screaming didn't help
eventually Cody breaks apart and Cucumber quickly fell onto the ground then
"HM, that was some good sugar!" said Cody smacking his lips
"i think he died or something" Y/n pointed at Cucumber who was twitching on the ground
"who cares, you guys are on lead now" MePhone4 announced much to Taco's frustration
"the next dare is for Vectorman to blow up something" said Brooklyn Guy
Vectorman looked at a rock and shot it with his blaster
"one point for Vectorman man!" said MePhone4
"another fan dared Donut to do a trust fall with Monotaro" Brooklyn Guy said to which Donut then gulped
"oh come on Daniel I'll totally catch you!" Monotaro promised
"okay..." Donut sighed before turning back and taking a deep breath before eventually letting himself fall backwards
"uh" instead of catching Donut, Monotaro accidentally went through Donut's circular mouth and was trapped now
"ofm geesh...." Donut said with his mouth full
"that technically counts as trusting so...you get a point" MePhone4 shrugged
"hell yeah!" Billy cheered
"another fan dared for Mr.Madness to go without flying while another dared for Lilith to run three laps around the entire islands without stopping or dying" said Brooklyn Guy
"WHAT!?" Lilith yelled at the ridiculous dare
"toooo~ easy!" Mr.Madness said smugly
"actually it's a little too easy, Mr.Madness you have to run too with Lilith without flying" MePhone4 smirked much to Mr.Madness's annoyance
"come on Lilith you need to get a point at least" Coop said in encouragement
"yeah or else your ass is out" Peter said to which Lilith groaned
"okay fine whatever...it's not even possible" Lilith muttered before running away
"what are you waiting for, go on!" Taco said shooing Mr.Madness
"watch yooourself~!" Mr.Madness threatened before he too started running along with Lilith
"in the meantime, Cucumber you were dared to be buried for an hour!" MePhone4 said which caused Cucumber to start shaking in fear
"w-w-what...?" Cucumber stuttered and shivered
"you heard me, so are you going to accept or something?" MePhone4 said in impatience
"uh...i..i guess..." Cucumber gulped
"damn seriously?" Cody said surprised that Cucumber accepted it easily
"i want to make up for last time..." Cucumber said with a small smile
"well if you're sure..." Liekable said in nervousness
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Brooklyn Guy finished covering the hole then
"alright Cucumber, don't worry about running out of oxygen cause we were nice enough to install a air tube in there now you just gotta wait for one hour" said MePhone4 as he held a walkie talkie
"o-okay..." Cucumber's voice came from the other end before MePhone4 turned to the others
"are you sure this is a good idea?" Chef Pee Pee asked
"of course, it's not like we'd forget to take him out...that's McLean's slip up not mine....anyways the next dare for everyone is to touch grass!" said MePhone4
"NO!" Y/n yelled
"ARE YOU INSANE!? WE CAN'T TOUCH GRASS!" Junior said looking at the host as if he was deranged
"yeah, what the hell is wrong with you!?" Peter asked
"it's just grass..." Donut rolled his eyes
"NO, I REFUSE TO TOUCH GRASS!" Y/n hissed as he struggled to break free from Peter
"oh my...you idiots!" Taco kneeled down and then put her hand on grass
"and the Chaotic Idiots all get a point!" MePhone4 announced
"STOP GET AWAY FROM THAT!" yelled Junior
"oh please, it's just-" but suddenly Taco's hand caught on fire causing her to scream
"we told you to not touch grass..." Peter sighed
"how did that even....nevermind, what's the next dare?" asked Quamax
"somebody dared for Peter to get bitten by a dog" MePhone4 said
"what kind of dare is that!?" Amity said looking disturbed
"I'll do it!" Peter said smiling
"oh man..." Liekable sighed
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Brooklyn Guy was then seen with a very angry bulldog while the others stared in anxiety
Peter was seen still cuffed to Y/n and he was seen shaking his butt to the dog
"come and get this booty BITCH!" Peter taunted much to the dog's anger
"alright...NOW!" Chef Pee Pee yelled and Brooklyn Guy let go of the leash before the dog ran straight to Peter who was still shaking his ass before the dog jumped and then took a big bite out of it
"OH GAWD DAMN!" Peter groaned in pain
"what the actual hell" Y/n muttered as Peter now had a bulldog stuck on his booty cheek
"Peter gets a point!" MePhone4 announced
"yay?" Candle said in uncertainty as Peter was seen in a lot of pain now
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"Amity you were dared to get in a barrel of leaches for 10 seconds" MePhone4 said nearly laughing much to Amity's confusion
"what's a leech?" she asked
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Amity was then seen with a very disturbed face as now in front of her was a barrel of leeches crawling inside
"come on now, it's all for Luz remember?" Taco whispered to her
"just for ten seconds!" King Tubby said patting her in the back to which he nearly gagged as he took a peak at the barrel
"so?" MePhone4 smirked waiting for her answer
"uhhhh...." Amity groaned before slowly walking to the barrel and getting inside it with a whimper while the others gave her a sorry look
"alright now starting the count now" said Brooklyn Guy as Chef Pee Pee pulled a stop watch
"1"
"2"
"3"
"4"
"5"
"6"
"7"
"8"
"9"
"10"
as soon as the timer ended Amity got out of the barrel screaming and quickly ran away while the others stared in shock
"hmph" Cherzi hummed
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"the next dare is for Candle to reveal her entire voting history and the reason why she voted for them" MePhone4 said.
"oh dear..." Candle sighed
"come on it ain't that hard!" Monotaro said
"yeah i really doubt anyone would hate you for it" Liekable said smiling
"hey guys, i'm a kangaroo" said Jeffy as he had a apple in his diaper now
"uhh...i...don't think i can do it" Candle said with a deep sigh
"BRUH BUT IT'S FREE POINTS!" Peter gave her look of frustration
"i'm sorry...but it'll make me feel awful" Candle blushed in embarrassment
"that's just pathetic" Taco sneered
"well then Candle loses a point!" MePhone4 said with a shrug
"sorry..." Candle said frowning
"it's fine...so who's next" Donut asked
"Y/n, you were dared to get struck by lightning" MePhone4 said reading the note
"bitch...it's sunny today!" said Y/n in confusion
"yeah right" MePhone4 scoffed before tapping his screen which caused the sunlight to turn into a heavy rainstorm with lightning all over the place
"AH!" Amity yelped as she almost got hit by lightning
"here you kid!" Brooklyn Guy gave a steel stick to Y/n
"this isn't safe at all!" said Liekable angrily
"and can't i get uncuffed first!?" Peter begged
"nope, unless you want to lose your point?" MePhone4 smirked too which Peter groaned in frustration
"shit..." Y/n gulped before holding his steel stick up in the air...
and then getting struck by lightning along with Peter.
"and Y/n gets-"
but they get stuck again, and again, and again again and again to the point of turning into ashes now while everyone looked on with shock
"umm...you can change the weather now" Chef Pee Pee whispered
"oh yeah" MePhone4 said laughing before doing so and then it was a sunny day again before he revealed both of the contestants back to life
"you get a point Y/n!" MePhone4 announced
"fuck you..." Y/n growled
"Monotaro somebody dared you to jump inside the volcano" MePhone4 chuckled
"OKAY!" Monotaro exclaimed
"w-what..." Donut gave her a baffled look
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now they were on top of the volcano
"are you sure about this...?" asked Liekable
"yeah listen to him, he's trying to make you guys lose" Cherzi sneered
"..." Liekable just kept silent then
"it's fine guys, YIPPPPPEEE!" Monotaro jumped down into the volcano while everyone looked at each other in shock before suddenly the volcano slowly shook for a bit...
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"Monotaro gets a point!" MePhone4 exclaimed
"are we going to ignore that!?" Amity said looking at the others to see if they also noticed just what happened
"it's normal" MePhone4 shrugged
"didn't seem it..." Vectorman said
"relax, you guys worry too much" MePhone4 rolled his eyes before teleporting them back to the beach and reviving Monotaro
"what happened?" Monotaro asked in confusion
"you jumped into the volcano" Candle said flatly
"that sounds fun!" Monotaro giggled
"but...just don't do it again" Donut sighed
"Joey, somebody dared you to eat Chef Pee Pee's broccoli and guacamole casserole without throwing up" said MePhone4
"OKAY WOWOWOWO!" Joey laughed
"FUCK SHUT UP!" Billy yelled angrily
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Joey was then seen wearing mickey mouse ears and and had a plate of green slop in front of him
"i'm not going to watch this..." Taco said closing her eyes
"oh come now, i'm sure he eats like a gentleman-" King Tubby stopped speaking when Joey suddenly started squealing like a pig and slamming his face in the slop and eating it without his hands
everybody nearly threw up at the sight, even MePhone4 himself
"EUGH!" Joey gagged and continued devouring the slop
"BRUH JUST GIVE HIM THE POINT ALREADY!" Quamax yelled in disgust
"OKAY OKAY FINE, JOEY YOU GET THE POINT JUST STOP!" MePhone4 yelled but Joey continues squealing still
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"okay...after that traumatic event, let's move on to Cody's dare which is to burn your ken doll" said MePhone4
"what!? NO WAY!" Cody said angrily
"it's a easy fucking dare dude" Peter rolled his eyes
"Ken is my boyfriend you asshole!" Cody growled
"IT'S A DOLL YOU DUMBASS!" Billy yelled
"not doing it still!" Cody pouted
"Cody loses a point then" MePhone4 announced
"HAH!" Junior sneered
"nice going gay ass" Y/n said rolling his eyes
"you guys are just jealous that you don't have a boyfriend" Cody said smugly
"....what?" Liekable said in return
"nice dare is for Taco, somebody dared you to punch Cherzi in the face and Cherzi can't do anything in return!" MePhone4 said much to Taco's surprise
"oh...well, you don't...mind?" Taco asked Cherzi who merely shrugged in response
"where's my camera!?" Y/n said searching around his pockets
Cherzi rolled her eyes and kneeled down to Taco's level
Taco looked at his teammates who gave her a shrug before she took a deep breath and pulled a fist back before sending in the hardest punch she can...
which just tapped Cherzi on the face
"uh..." King Tubby looked confused
"that...was it?" Cherzi asked
"...." Taco looked at her fist before hitting Cherzi again and again to which it really did nothing but merely give her a few taps on the cheek
"i think there's a strength difference here..." Vectorman said much to Taco's embarrassment
"oh yeah, some of you objects have noodle arms so...HAH!" Brooklyn Guy laughed
"hey, that includes me then!" MePhone4 said in annoyance
"DO I GET THE POINT OR NOT!?" Taco yelled angrily
"oh? oh yeah sure whatever" MePhone4 said as he was busy being frustrated
"you need to work out more" Cherzi smirked to which Taco groaned
"this fan dared Liekable to kiss Cherzi" MePhone4 said in excitement while Liekable groaned
"no way!" Liekable said shaking his head
"are you calling me disgusting?" Cherzi asked
"YES!" Liekable yelled back
"dude are you gay or something, just kiss that chick or something" Billy growled
"yeah, it ain't that bad" Coop said
"how about you date her and then see what kind of a bitc-"
"Ahem" Candle abruptly stopped Liekable from finishing
"you were saying something?" Cherzi gave him a annoyed look
"UGH....no i don't want to" Liekable pouted
"you're going to get kicked out if you don't get enough points" Peter reminded
"don't worry, I'll gladly take his place" said Junior with a seductive voice before Amity quickly pulled back with a annoyed grunt
"you know what, Liekable you'll get automatically eliminated if you don't kiss her right now" MePhone4 smirked
"oh you stupid little...." Liekable growled angrily
"it'll be really sad to see you go...come here" Cherzi said waving her finger with a wink
"oh just let him get eliminated" Taco said with a eye roll
"come on just do it!" Monotaro said pushing Liekable forward
"you guys don't understand..." Liekable said in frustration
"you'll be eliminated if you don't..." said Donut anxiously
"kiss her kiss her kiss her!" Coop chanted to which Peter, Monotaro and Billy started doing the same
"....OKAY FINE!" Liekable yelled angrily
"oh shit!" Y/n said laughing as he pulled out his phone to record
Liekable was pushed by Monotaro then to which he nearly ended up bumping Cherzi who was giving him a smile
"ugh..." Liekable grunted as he looked away from her
"this is kind of hot" Brooklyn Guy whispered
"no it's messed up..." Chef Pee Pee sighed
"come on...are you scared?" Cherzi said gently
"i hate you..." Liekable said angrily
"kiss now lovebirds!" MePhone4 chuckled
Cherzi moved forward to Liekable who looked really annoyed by now
everyone watched in close as Liekable also got close to her and....
and gave her a quick smooch on the cheek before backing away
"Liekable gets a point!" MePhone4 exclaimed
"w-what...THAT DOESN'T COUNT!" said Cherzi in anger
"they said to kiss you, but didn't specify how" Liekable smirked smugly
"this is-"
"just stop complaining already...we need to stay catching up with them" Taco said with a groan while Cherzi stomped her foot angrily
Confessional
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"thanks for ruining this opportunity for me..." Cherzi said angrily while looking at the camera
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"uh...can Jeffy kiss Liekable next?" said Jeffy
"NO!" Liekable said immediately
"now would you look at this, this dare is for Cherzi and this fan dared her to fight someone she picks!" said MePhone4 which made Cherzi then smile as her eyes landed on Liekable
"uh..." Liekable gulped
"i pick Liekable then" Cherzi said as he walked up to him
"goddam-"
but Cherzi quickly gave him a hard slap on the face then
"okay, i'm satisfied now" Cherzi smirked as Liekable rubbed his face in pain
"wow what a short fight..." MePhone4 sighed in disappointment
"are you okay?" Candle asked Liekable
"yeah...it's just karma" Liekable sighed
"Billy one of the fans dared you to get stung by a hornets nest" said Brooklyn Guy
"what the fuck!?" Billy said in shock "i'm not that fucking brave wilderness guy or whatever the hell he's called!"
"are you scared Billy?" Joey said giggling
"FUCK YOU!" Billy yelled
"are you going to do it or what?" asked MePhone4
"ugh...FINE!" Billy said in frustration
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we later see Billy running away from a angry swarm of hornets then while getting stung rapidly
"welp he earns a point!" MePhone4 chuckled
"why would you guys even make dares like this?" Amity asked as Billy ran away screaming in circles
"because they know how to have fun, anyway Vectorman you were dared to roll in mud and dirt without cleaning yourself in 30 minutes" said MePhone4
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Vectorman was then standing in a spot away from the others
MePhone4 then pulled on a sting of rope which dumped a barrel of dirt and mud on the robot
"this is going to be easy" Taco smirked
"........" Vectorman started shaking violently then
"is he okay?" asked Quamax
"it appears so-"
"CLEAN CLEAN CLEAN CLEAN CLEAN!" Vectorman started saying loudly before jumping high in the air and landing right in the ocean
Taco slapped herself in the head before Vectorman came back to the shore
"you lose a point!" MePhone4 said much to Vectorman's disappointment
"Vectorman what are you doing!?" Taco said angrily
"sorry..." Vectorman said in shame
"ugh whatever!" Taco gave him a annoyed grunt
"nicely done" Cherzi rolled her eyes
"girls don't be so harsh on him..." Amity said to which Vectorman just looked more ashamed than anything else
"anyway, Donut you were dared to jump off a 190 high diving board!" MePhone4 said to which Donut looked extremely terrified then
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later we see a very high diving board near the beach with Donut standing on top of the board
"are you okay Daniel!?" Monotaro yelled from below
".......what!?" Donut's voice came down
"he's good!" Monotaro gave them a thumbs up
"i don't know about this...." Candle said in sorry
"DO A BACKFLIP!" Coop yelled
"Coop!" Candle gave him a scowl
"what, maybe it'll earn him two points!" Coop shrugged
"alright you can begin now!" said MePhone4 using a megaphone
Donut looked down at the ocean and shivered terribly before remembering that his team was counting on him
"okay...okay just do it for them, i...I'll go now" Donut gulped before taking a deep breath
he then used the board to bounce up and down before finally jumping off
"AHHHHHHHH!" Donut screamed as he started rotating in the air several times
"oh SHIT" Peter gasped before Donut finally went through the water with a large SPLASH
"and Donut earns a point!" MePhone4 said before noticing that the water turned into a red color of jam
"oh he died" Brooklyn Guy said casually
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after reviving Donut who looked traumatized...
"you were brave to do that man" Liekable said patting Donut on the head
"never again...." Donut said in a scared voice
"Tubby, you were dared to be used as a Piñata and hit by Brooklyn Guy for a minute until you surrender" MePhone4 said
"okay what the actual heck are those dares!?" Amity said angrily.
"yayy is it Jeffy's birthday!?" Jeffy asked excitedly
"now now friends, surely being used as a piñata can't be bad?" said the royal cat
"okay then" Cherzi said smiling
"see, now then i'll gladly do it!" King Tubby declared bravely
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"OW! goodness!" King Tubby yelped as Brooklyn Guy hit him in the face with a bat while he was hanging from a tree with his feet tied
"this is so messed up..." Quamax said as he winced when Brooklyn Guy hit King Tubby again
"just stop this!" Amity begged
"no way are you trying to get us to lose!?" Junior said
"20 seconds remains!" Chef Pee Pee as he cringed when King Tubby got hit in the face again
"YOU LIKE IT WHEN I HIT YOU HUH SHARON!? WHY DID YOU TAKE THE GODDAMN KIDS FROM YOU BITCH!?" Brooklyn Guy said like a unhinged person as he continues to hit the cat rapidly
"andddddd.....the timer is up!" MePhone4 announced but Brooklyn Guy kept hitting the cat to which MePhone4 winced and quickly went over to pry the puppet away from the cat while Chef Pee Pee also helped
"ow....the....the books didn't mention anything about this...." King Tubby groaned painfully
"well you got a point at least" Taco shrugged carelessly
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after that King Tubby was seen wearing bandages
"sorry about that....just got a little nostalgic there" Brooklyn Guy sighed
"nostalgic...of beating your wife?" Y/n gave him a weirded look
"anyway Coop you were dared to drink from the toilet bowl!" MePhone4 said
"uh...." Coop looked a little nervous then
"hey that's nutritious!" Joey giggled
"NO IT'S NOT!" Cody said gagging
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Coop was seen next to a toilet then with MePhone4 and Brooklyn Guy behind
Coop looked at the toilet before groaning and then bringing his head close to it
MePhone4 and Brooklyn Guy immediately turned green in the face as Coop started slurping
the both then quickly ran away to throw up in the bathroom stalls
Coop then wiped his mouth and smiled "hey it tastes like normal water!"
"Coop....Coop earns-HUGH!" MePhone4 didn't finish as he just kept throwing up then
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back at the beach where everyone looked at Coop in disgust
"what?" Coop asked to which Donut just stepped away from him
"next dare, Jeffy you have to eat a plate of green beans!" MePhone4 said
Jeffy stopped smacking his diaper then
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Jeffy was then seen in the dining hall with a plate of green beans on the table
"come on Jeffy you can do it!" Junior cheered
"he won't" Cody said smugly
"oh he better..." Taco growled
Jeffy picked up a fork of green beans and whiffed it before gagging
"just put it in your mouth!" Taco ordered
"pause" Quamax snickered
Jeffy slowly moved the fork to his mouth and....immediately flipped the plate over
"I HAAATEE GREEN BEANS DADDY!" Jeffy said before throwing the fork at the wall
"YOU MORON!" Taco yelled angrily
"Jeffy loses a point!" MePhone4 exclaimed
"now i gotta clean up this shit..." Chef Pee Pee groaned
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"now then Candle, you were dared to listen to earrape for 10 minutes" MePhone4 threw her a pair of headphones to which she looked at in uncertain
"well...RIP" Peter said sighing
"but she doesn't have ears?" Y/n said in confusion
"well i suppose...." Candle sighed and put the headphones on before sitting down in a mediating pose
then a loud version of the FNAF 1 song started playing
"why this song!?" Billy asked
MePhone4 shrugged and pointed towards Brooklyn Guy
"what, just felt nostalgic today" said the puppet
"what's with you and nostalgia today..." asked Amity
Candle had a irritated and pained expression as she sat there for a while
"oh goodness i feel bad for her" King Tubby said as the song changed to Dream's mask song (the gay version LOL)
"one more minute remaining" MePhone4 announced
"she won't make it" Taco said crossing her arms
"oh yes she will!" Monotaro growled back
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in the meantime...Lilith and Mr.Madness managed to run around the island two times now.
Lilith and Mr.Madness were running around the island panting heavily
"why...am i even doing his?" Lilith asked breathlessly
"why doooo~ you ask me?" Mr.Madness growled and was more tired than Lilith thanks to the massive jetpack he has
"i...i don't think it's worth it....maybe i could throw the challenge and just go back home" said Lilith as she wiped away sweat from her forehead
"i wouldn't dooo~ that if i weere~ you..." Mr.Madness said sternly much to her confusion
"what do you mean?" she asked to which he didn't respond and just ran ahead of her much to her confusion
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"and time's up!" MePhone4 said before Candle quickly took off the headphones
"are you alright?" asked Liekable
"uh....yes" Candle said holding her head
"and Taco you were dared to go to a room and look up RE34 pictures of you and Microphone for 20 minutes!" MePhone4 said with a stiffed laughter
"and just what's RE34?" Taco asked impatiently
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cutover to a shot of Cherzi leaning against the door to the voting shack while Taco was heard screaming inside
"just 5 minutes left dear" Cherzi yawned
but Taco kept screaming in horror
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"congratulations Taco you win a poin-OW!" MePhone4 yelped as Taco punched him in the face then
Taco then went back to her teammates with a very disturbed face
"what is RE34?" Donut asked
"oh, just look up your name along with RE34 and you'll find out" said Peter with a small laugh
"well okay then" Donut shrugged
"please don't..." Liekable whispered
"anyway this dare an interesting one, it says for any alliances to reveal themselves up...to spice things up which I quite agree with" MePhone4 said before he looked at everyone who was then silent
"....if you guys don't speak up then you lose a point each" said MePhone4 raising his eyebrow
whenever nobody spoke up MePhone4 shrugged before speaking again "okay you all lose points then"
Taco sighed then
eventually Mr.Madness and Lilith came to the others and dropped on the ground near them
"oh you guys actually did it? each of you get a point then!" MePhone4 said in genuine surprise
"ughbbbbhh......" Lilith groaned loudly
"damn, somebody get her some water or something" Y/n said without concern
"since you're here, somebody dared Mr.Madness to spell out supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!" MePhone4 said to which it made everyone confused
"what?" said Coop
"super delicious?" Joey giggled
"nope supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!" said MePhone4 again
Mr.Madness got up and panted heavily before speaking "S-U-P-E-R-C-A-L-I-F-R-A-G-I-L-I-S-T-I-C-"
"okay fine fine, you actually can spell it for some reason....one point for Mr.Madness again" MePhone4 said
"well what do you know, he's being useful again" Cherzi smirked
"shuuuut~ up...." Mr.Madness said with a dry voice
"the next dare is for Donut, they said to let yourself be eaten by the others!" MePhone4 said with a chuckle
"oh come on!" Donut growled
"why won't people eat Daniel?" Monotaro asked
"he looks delicious!" said Joey while dancing
"yeah but it'll hurt him to be eaten..." Candle sighed
"well...you know, i don't care, because today i'm going to be stop being a coward and actually act like a real leader, today I'll lead you all to victory so that my mistake from last time can be erased, so yes, i accept the dare, not for me, nor for the viewers entertainment, but for my team and-AHHH!"
Donut's dramatic speech was cut short by Joey and Coop tackling him into the ground before quickly devouring him much to the others absolute horror
"welp, one of point for Donut now!" MePhone4 chuckled
Donut was then quickly revived back
"hmm, man you actually tasted good!" said Coop licking his lips
"i agree, 500 out of 500 MUCHACHOS WOWOWOWOWOWO!" Joey giggled and danced again
"ugh...." Donut groaned
"the next dare is for Donut and Taco, which is...yep, to let the others eat them!" MePhone4 said
"NOT AGAIN!" Donut shrieks as Joey and Coop started surrounding him
"hold on since i feel a tiny bit bad for Donut Lord here, Taco is only allowed to do this Dare" said MePhone4 smirking
"ugh...this is ridiculous!" Taco said in anger
"i ain't eating you" Quamax said shaking his head
"i can't either...." Amity said in empathy
"...." Vectorman still looked ashamed
"don't look at me" Cherzi shrugged
"I'd eat you out anytime baby" Junior winked
"UGH!" Taco recoiled in disgust
"well?" MePhone4 asked
"...just....just let Joey-"
but Joey already got it to which caused Taco to scream as the large man easily devoured her in one bite
"and one point for British Taco!" MePhone4 said laughing before reviving Taco back
"that was some good vegan Taco!" Joey giggled before he was smacked in the face by Taco which really didn't do anything much like Cherzi
"okay now there's not many fan dares left, one of them is for Donut to cover himself in honey for 30 minutes while avoiding angry bears in the forest, the other is for Junior to eat that cake made out of crap again and for Quamax to get one score in basketball and....for Taco to admit that she kidnapped MePad!? what are they talking about?" said MePhone4 growling at the Taco
"i-i don't know!" Taco said a nervous face
"hmm...you and me will have a talk later, for now I'll discard that dare" said MePhone4 with a glare
"basketball....that's kinda racially motivated but hey, i can do it!" Quamax said rubbing his hands together
"why do i get the worst ones!?" Donut asked in frustration
"I'M NOT EATING SHIT AGAIN, I RATHER EAT CHEF PEE PEE'S COOKING!" said Junior
"HEY!" Chef Pee Pee gave him a angry look then
"okay Junior loses a point while Taco gets none, it's up to you now Qua" MePhone4 said before everybody was teleported to a basketball court
Quamax grabbed a ball and started dribbling
"now see, i'm actually a master at this, i think i can beat both Jordan and LeBron in basketball ya know?" said Quamax smugly
"get on with it..." Taco rolled her eyes
"boom, watch this, watch this!" Quamax said dribbling before hooping the ball up at the basket and.....it hit the ring instead and bounced away
"and Quamax loses a point!" MePhone4 exclaimed
"....." Taco just looked at him with a blank expression
"....oops?" Quamax said sheepishly
"ooooh~ great...." Mr.Madness sighed
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later we see Donut running away from multiple bears (including the ones we saw in the first episode) while honey dripped from his body
"and 5...4...3...2...okay you earned a point!" MePhone4 said as he was hiding inside a bush with everyone else
Donut screamed and quickly hid inside a bush while the bears quickly went past him then
"to those who made those dares...screw you" Lilith said angrily
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after that the fan dares were over
MePhone4 and Brooklyn Guy quickly began their own dares which were ten times worse than the previous ones
Liekable had to jump off a plane without a parachute into the ocean which Cherzi volunteered to push him off
Liekable couldn't refuse because Cherzi quickly pushed him off before MePhone4 could say anything which basically earned him a point regardless
Cherzi then had to get electrified by eels for 5 minutes to which she managed to do before earning a point
Taco had to come up with a compliment for each person to which she immediately failed when it came to Candle
Mr.Madness had to fly through a stormy sky while avoiding getting struck by lightning which he failed to do so
Lilith had to ride a angry bull for 6 seconds which she couldn't even do because she was launched off the bull as soon as she got onto it
Coop and Joey were dared to eat 55 hotdogs in 10 minutes which led to the two having a draw and earning them a point each
Monotaro was dared to sing his ABCs but instead of doing it forwards he sung then backwards which confused both MePhone4 and Brooklyn Guy to which they had a long discussion before eventually giving him a point
Candle was dared to listen to Joey and Billy arguing in the background without breaking her mediation to which she succeeded
Amity was dared to fight multiple bears using only magic glyphs which she barely managed to win but eventually did so in the end
Vectorman was dared to watch Junior and Jeffy make a mess in the kitchen without having to clean it up to which the robot quickly failed to do so.
Peter and Y/n were dared to hug each other which Y/n forcibly did so before quickly throwing up endlessly as Peter intentionally kissed him on the forehead. (both of them earned points)
Donut was dared to a wrestling match with Bigfoot to which he was horribly defeated at but still earned him a point
Billy was dared to watch a Nikocado video without raging to which he didn't last a single minute before breaking the monitor
Quamax was dared to chew on Brooklyn Guy's personal pillow which the puppet loves to chew on sometimes to which Quamax immediately refused making him lose a point
King Tubby was dared to read the entire Webster Dictionary to which he did so causing MePhone4 and Brooklyn Guy to fall asleep in the middle of it
Cody was then dared to kiss a girl to which he flat out refused and threatened to kill both MePhone4 and Brooklyn Guy if they ever dared him to do such a thing again which obviously made him lose a point
Junior was dared to watch Big Hero 6 and in the middle of watching it he snapped and tried to kill everyone in the room to which MePhone4 had to stop him obviously meaning that he lost a point
Jeffy was dared to not smack his diaper or say UH for a minute to which he quickly failed
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after a series of gross and dangerous dares
everybody was seen with a miserable expression while MePhone4 and Brooklyn Guy laughed
"man this is the most fun I've had in a long time!" said Brooklyn Guy laughing
"you guys are assholes...AND YOU DESTROYED THE KITCHEN!" Chef Pee Pee yelled angrily
"oh who cares? anyways since I've been keeping track of your points, it's time to see which of yo-"
"WAIT WHERE'S CUCUMBER!?" Liekable yelled
".....ooops!" MePhone4 said before quickly teleporting away
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MePhone4 dug up the hole they buried in Cucumber inside and opened the casket to see Cucumber screaming in horror as it has been 10 hours since they've buried him.
"OOOPSIE!" MePhone4 said making a cute face to the camera
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Cucumber was then seen rocking back and fourth next to his team who looked at him in empathy
"I can't believe we forgot to take him out...." Peter winced
"that's kinda funny" Cherzi said
"ehh...." Cucumber muttered
"ANYWAYS!" MePhone4 clapped his hands "it's time to see your points!"
his screen changed to a leaderboard then with everyone names on it
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1st Place: Peter (50Pts)
2nd Place: Y/n (47Pts)
3rd Place: Donut (39Pts)
4th Place: Coop (33Pts)
5th Place: Jeffy (29Pts)
6th Place: Taco (26Pts)
7th Place: Liekable (24Pts)
8th Place: Junior (22Pts)
9th Place: Cherzi (20Pts)
10th Place: Candle (18Pts)
11th Place: Amity (16Pts)
12th Place: Monotaro (14Pts)
13th Place: Joey (12Pts)
14th Place: Billy (10Pts)
15th Place: Lilith (8Pts).
16th Place: Vectorman (6Pts)
17th Place: Cucumber (5Pts)
18th Place: Mr.Madness (4Pts)
19th Place: King Tubby (4Pts)
20th Place: Cody (2Pts)
21st Place: Quamax (2Pts)
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"HELL YEAH!" Peter laughed in victory
"not bad..." Coop said complimenting himself
"wait...we're in last place!?" Quamax gasped
"you and gay boy refused most dares" Y/n explained
"because most of them were either life risking or gross!" Cody retorted
"but you do shit gross all the time!?" said Billy in frustration
"so what does this mean now...?" asked Lilith
"well...we're gonna giving you one last dare, whoever does it is safe while the other is automatically eliminated from TCB" MePhone4 then nodded to Brooklyn Guy
everybody watched as Brooklyn Guy then put his fingers up his butt and scratched before pulling them out and taking a whiff and nearly throwing up
"OH God....oh yeah this definitely is perfect for the last dare" said Brooklyn Guy with tearful eyes
"what the....?" Liekable looked utterly confused by what happened
"the last dare...heh" MePhone4 stopped himself from laughing and quickly calmed down "....the last dare is whoever smells Brooklyn Guy's nasty fingers gets to stay in the show....so Quamax, Cody which of you will be doing this?"
Quamax and Cody looked at each other in silence
"this is stupid...." Amity said shaking her head
after a short time....
Cody walked up to the puppet and straight up took a big WHIFF of his fingers...
"hmmm...cheesy" Cody said smiling
".....what the actual fu-"
"AND QUAMAX IS ELIMINATED FROM THE GAME!" MePhone4 announced loudly
"aww no!" Jeffy whimpered
"hey....i wasn't about to sniff another man's fingers okay?" said Quamax without looking too much disappointed
"ugh...well thanks for throwing the challenge moron" Taco said coldly
"give him a break...those dares were nasty!" Amity said with a annoyed expression
"fuck man...i can't believe this...AND COULD YOU FUCKING UNCUFF US ALREADY?!" Y/n asked angrily
"i thought we were having a good time?" Peter asked
"NO!" Y/n snarled
Liekable patted Donut on the back then "you did really well today you know that"
"yeah, you're a little Dare devil aren't you?" aid said Coop with a proud smile
"of course, he's our leader and he's the BEST!" Monotaro exclaimed much to Donut's embarrassment
"eh you guys...".Donut chuckled shyly
"i...i'm sorry for earlier guys, it's just...me and Cherzi have some history and she just keeps harassing me everyday, i didn't mean to be angry at you all" said Liekable with a upset frown
"oh it's really fine, i don't think she's a nice person anyways..." Cucumber said while eyeing said person
"well I don't give a shit about her...but damn if she keeps doing it then you need to punch her or something" Billy said
"i don't like to hurt people but...i don't know, something bad will happen i think" Liekable sighed
"let's not think too much about it, we should go to sleep now it has been a very exhausting day for us all" said Candle
"let's have a party with kissing!" Cody exclaimed
"n-no!" Cucumber said before quickly running away from Cody
"my legs hurt from all of the running..." Lilith groaned as she sat down in pain
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at the elimination center
"so got anything to say to your friends Qua?" Brooklyn Guy asked as Quamax was now on the catapult
"yeah, you guys just have fun alright, been really crazy hanging out with you SML characters and ya know...unique people in general" said Quamax with a small smile
"we're gonna miss you so much chocolate man" said Jeffy while sniffing
"me too Jeffy, but seriously stop calling m-WOAH!" Quamax was then launched away into the sky
"oh dear this was so emotional!" King Tubby said while sobbing on a napkin
"you barely said anything though" Y/n groaned
Taco rolled her eyes before noticing Vectorman leave the elimination center
Taco growled before quickly following him to which Cherzi didn't even care enough to stop her or question where she was going
she saw Vectorman walking towards the woods before Lilith came up to him with something in her hands, Lilith looked extremely tired so she just handed the thing to Vectorman and waved goodbye while yawning too
Taco raised her eyebrow before quickly going to Vectorman
"hey what did she give you?" Taco asked suspiciously to the robot who quickly looked down to the taco
"your neck massager..." said Vectorman showing the bowtie
"my wha-....OH! oh yes of course i remember now!" Taco said with a fake smile
"Lilith was tired so she didn't really press on the button to see if it-" but Vectorman stopped talking when Taco quickly snatched the bowtie greedily
"not necessarily needed dear, you may go now as I am very busy at the moment" said Taco before quickly hurrying away
"affirmati-....." Vectorman stopped himself from finishing as he looked down before quickly running away into the trees
he later arrived at the beach and just stood there watching the ocean
he looked at his hands and was in deep thought
"affirmative....negative.....why do i talk like this?" he said to himself
...
"this....isn't me.....right?" he said again as he continued to stare at his hands while he was thinking about his failure at the challenge....
Vectorman hung his head down then and just stood there for a while
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"YES I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT IDIOT ACTUALLY FIXED IT!" Taco laughed joyfully as she was now behind the girls cabin with Cherzi who looked really uninterested
"uh-huh..." Cherzi yawned
"oh stop it you, do you realize how useful this thing is?" Taco said with a smirk while Cherzi just shrugged
Taco rolled her eyes before pressing the bowtie and quickly turning invisible
"delightful isn't it, we could win so many challenges with this thing!" Taco said gleefully before turning visible again
"sure" Cherzi shrugged
"ugh, do you even care about this?" Taco said in irritation
"what I care about is getting some sleep" said Cherzi before leaning away from the wall while Taco gave her a annoyed face
"oh fine, guess i won't let you borrow it then" Taco said with a smirk
"and why would i need it?" Cherzi asked
"oh i don't know....perhaps for that boyfriend of yours or something?" Taco said as Cherzi then looked a little surprised
"well now that you mention it..." Cherzi smiled maliciously
"hmm sorry, I don't give away my things" said Taco as she walked away
"oh come on now, just for a little while?" said Cherzi as she followed the Taco around the cabin to which both of them were heard playfully bantering with each other.
the camera pans up to which we then see Mr.Madness who was securely eavesdropping on their conversation and the fact that he saw everything....
Mr.Madness hums before quickly flying away then
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eventually everyone was asleep...
we see inside the girls belonging to the Chaotic Idiots then.
Cherzi, Amity and Taco were all asleep
it was very quiet until suddenly the door opened...
Mr.Madness slowly entered and then looked at Taco who was seen snoring softly on her bed
the scientist tip toed towards her slowly
"hmm..." Mr.Madness stopped when Amity suddenly groaned before he turned around to see her still asleep
he sighed silently and looked at Taco who wasn't wearing the bowtie on her right now
Mr.Madness looked around a bit and slowly decided to put his fingers under her pillow instead
he held his breath until he felt something soft in there which he slowly pulled out the bowtie to which he looked at with relief
"hmm...Microphone....force Knife to join us..." Taco mumbled in her sleep and turned around
Mr.Madness gave her a disgusted look before silently walking away from her before he then went outside closing the door behind
he then went towards the trees where the staff building is at
he made sure to look out for the red line before seeing it
"let's seee~ if this thing even wooorks on me~" Mr.Madness said to himself before pressing on the bowtie and then suddenly turned invisible
he then put his foot across the red line cautiously and was surprised to see that the weapons weren't activated...
"Hah!" Mr.Madness laughed and then quickly went towards the door
he tried to open it but when it didn't he groaned before looking both ways and aiming his hand at the door and sending a small green blast to the doorknob which caused it explode
Mr.Madness winced and stopped for a while...
when nobody came out, he quickly then opened the door to find Brooklyn Guy sleeping on a couch with the TV on
Mr.Madness stared at the puppet and noticed that Chef Pee Pee was on the kitchen sleeping on the counter for some reason
he slowly walked towards the stairs then.
the hallway upstairs had five doors to which Mr.Madness assumed were the bedrooms and one bathroom
Mr.Madness first opened the door to his right and saw that it was a normal bedroom before he slowly closed it back and tried the one on the left which turned out to be another bed, he then tried the door that was a little forward on the right before he saw that it was the bathroom...which was way fancier than the ones the contestants are forced with...
Mr.Madness rolled his eyes and then finally walked forward to two more doors which were on the right and left, the one on the right had a sky blue design too which Mr.Madness immediately assumed that it belonged to MePhone4 while the one on the left was gray and actually had a password key panel on it
Mr.Madness walked up to the panel and held his fist angrily
he stopped for a moment and thought about something that MePhone4 also hated...
Mr.Madness wanted to put his ear on MePhone4's door when suddenly it opened by MePhone4 himself
MePhone4 looked angry before closing the door and then walking away into the hallway
"stupid prank calls...I hate that McLean so much!!" MePhone4 said angrily before heading downstairs
Mr.Madness actually turned invisible at that moment and had his back pressed against the end of the hallway wall
he turned back visible again and exhaled deeply
"McLean....?" Mr.Madness hummed before trying something on the key panel
he then typed in the words MCLEAN SUCKS
and the door then made a unlocking sound
Mr.Madness looked both ways before quickly getting inside and closing the door but not completely so that he won't be trapped inside
Mr.Madness looked around and saw that the room was completely empty with a grayish color scheme to it, having only a table on the middle along with a laptop on top
he then walked over to the laptop and sat on the chair before opening it up and hitting the power button.
after a while the thing turned on but Mr.Madness was quickly angered to see another password system on the thing
he tried typing McLean Sucks again but it was wrong, he tried Chris McLean but it didn't work either, he tried all the ways to type something insulting about Chris McLean but none of it seemed to be the right password
Mr.Madness grunted and hit the table angrily before putting a hand on his mask and tapping on the table with his finger as he stopped to think for a while while the laptop light reflected on his face
he stared at the password system for a bit until suddenly...
"god dang it you guys!" MePhone4's angry voice came from outside causing Mr.Madness to panic and close the laptop before turning invisible again before Mr.Madness quickly went towards the door to eavesdrop
"ugh...what's wrong now?" he heard Brooklyn Guy's tired voice
"who in the heck ate half of my cookies?" MePhone4 said back
"wasn't me, it's probably PP!" Brooklyn Guy answered nervously
"why do you have crumbs on your shirt then, actually why aren't you patrolling outside? and no sleeping on the job either!" MePhone4 said as something was thrown in the floor
"chill out! it's literally night right now and we don't have to do the next challenge for a while now, you're gonna wake him up...why have you become so jumpy lately?" Brooklyn Guy asked
"ugh...look, i'm sorry alright? it's just...they've been asking too much questions lately and I can't even find anymore excuses to keep them shut, freaking annoying man..." MePhone4 said with a somber voice
"it's going to be fine i think, look they think that they're going home whenever they get eliminated, if they just purposely get eliminated just to go home then we won't have to deal with this-"
"but that's not what i want!" MePhone4 abruptly said "I want this to be entertaining, not to mention that i haven't found a way yet to...you know what"
"well...only me and you know that, look just...just go sleep it off for now, we don't really need to make another episode until a few days from now on so....no stressing and shit like that" Brooklyn Guy suggested
"fine...but remember, no eating MePhone4's cookies, why do you think I've decided on that as the- oh crap...i need to say goodbye to the viewers right now, i left the camera rolling in my room!" MePhone4 said before Mr.Madness backed away from the door as he heard footsteps and then a door closing
Mr.Madness stood still for a while before quickly going to the laptop and turning it on again before quickly typing Cookies...
the password is correct and Mr.Madness then sees the laptop's wallpaper which had the words Meeple with a half eaten apple in the middle with a nice blue color scheme covering the rest of it
Mr.Madness looked at everything in the laptop and saw some interesting files as well
"ugh...why does heee~ have so many gaaames~?" Mr.Madness rolled his eyes as nearly half of the laptop had games installed as applications
Mr.Madness ignored most of the useless stuff and just clicked on something called MePhone4's diary
it opened up and showed a white background with a bunch of text on it
Mr.Madness stood silent as he began reading everything
entry 1#
taking a break from Invitational....haven't really been feeling it lately, told the others that I'd come back to continue later but...idk
entry 2#
managed to get a copy of the entire killing game that bozo Cobs and his fat partner BigBucks made....seriously messed up stuff (i think)....but kinda got some ideas now, of course it won't involve killing, what am i some sort of freak?
entry 3#
decided to make a new show game with different people from different universes, not original but can McLean do that!? didn't think so HaHa!
entry 4#
got some staff members to help me with this, Brooklyn T Guy and Fernando Strongbottom Pee Pee (LAUGHED AT HIS NAME WHEN I HEARD IT) good news that they willingly agreed to come cause they hate their jobs or something I forgot lol
entry 5#
still in Inanimate Island....haven't been able to create my own island yet, thanks for the stupid technology DAD....but maybe I should've been doing my tasks instead of eating cookies....NAH!
entry 69# (LOL)
good news future me! if you're reading this then that means I've managed to upgrade my stuff so that I can travel to other places and build actual ground and stuff like that, leaving with Brooklyn and PP tonight! who cares about Invitational?
(I'm too lazy to write more entry titles, also eating cookie right now)
this place kinda sucks...there's only water here, but whatever I guess...gonna start building now so I hope PP and Brooklyn can enjoy swimming until I'm finished
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done building, looks okay now but i need to get some people to play in my show now
MePad mentioned something about memories and teleportion before...something something about altered or whatever, just want to get people here,
think I'd get those three from the killing game cause they were so entertaining to watch tbh...not bringing that little girl at all, she was annoying as heck!
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Mr.Madness skipped through useless words and even though some of it had information on the other contestants and how MePhone4 brought them in, he was mostly interested in his own until suddenly he found it
Contestant 9 Mr.Madness
this weirdo is from that dummy's hometown...I'm running out of ideas for now so this guy is probably going to be good for an episode or two before getting kicked off, though I need to bring him back to life cause he totally got wrecked by cid LOL
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Mr.Madness stared at the screen for a moment as he was in shock at what he just read...
"bring....back to life?" Mr.Madness said in disbelief before suddenly he held his head and dropped to his knees groaning
"ughhhhh....whaaat's~ happening to me?" Mr.Madness growled before suddenly memories started flashing before his eyes
"so, you've made it through, i was kinda hoping you would so I could SQUISH you myself!" said Mr.Madness whilst shaking his fist angrily at his enemy
"I've been looking forward to meeting you too....I have a question; why do you wear that mask, scared of breaking the mirror?" Cid mocked much to Mr.Madness' angry
"WHYYY~! I'LL BREAK YOU, TAKE THAT!" Mr.Madness shot his green plasma at Cid who skillfully dodged it before getting in a goofy fighting stance as the two finally prepared to fight each other man to dummy
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Mr.Madness laid on the ground holding his head having finally remembered everything now...
"I've beeeen~ killed by that heap of junk....forgotten about, now....now...they've brought meee~ back to....PLAY IN A STUPID GAME WITHOUT MUCH EXPECTATIONS!?" Mr.Madness said as anger started building up in his body
he stood up then and finally had enough of everything, he took the laptop and turned invisible before quickly leaving the building as he knew what he was going to do the stupid host tomorrow morning....
"they'll paaay~ for this mockery!" Mr.Madness growled in rage as he continued to fly away before the screen faded to black
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it was morning now and we see Taco laying on the bed before slowly opening her eyes to which she got up with a big yawn
she then smiled and turned to her pillow
"well then, let the fun begi-....huh?" Taco stopped talking once she realized that her bowtie was missing from under her pillow
she then frantically looked around for it under her blanket but found nothing, she didn't under the bed either which caused her to groan and quickly run to Cherzi who was still sleeping and then jump into her bed before she started shaking the pink haired girl
"Cherzi wake up you idiot, what did you do to my bowtie!" said Taco as Cherzi then groaned in anger
"what...the hell do you want?" Cherzi asked as she slowly got up
"did you take it!?" Taco asked angrily
"take what?" Cherzi gave her a annoyed look before pushing her off the bed causing Taco to fall in the ground
"YOU KNOW WHAT YOU IMBECILE!" Taco yelled at her
"girls... what's wrong?" Amity said as Taco's yelling woke her up
"o-oh Amity we were just-"
but Taco was cut off by the sound of multiple explosions
the three looked at each other in silence before the roof suddenly blew up
Taco looked up to see debris coming right towards her causing her to scream before Amity quickly used her abomination magic to push Taco out of way
"it's too early for this..." Cherzi grunted before falling back to her bed despite everything
"hey don't just sleep! we need to get out of here!" Amity said before she quickly ran up to Cherzi and forcibly dragged her out of the cabin along with Taco
when they got outside...they saw Mr.Madness in the air shooting multiple green blasts at every cabin including the dining hall
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?" Chef Pee Pee yelled as he was nearly hit by a green blast which exploded the ground
"I DEMAND TO SEE THAT PHONE RIGHT NOW!" Mr.Madness yelled angrily
"THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!?" Billy yelled as Mr.Madness blew up the boys cabin for the Wannabees
"Cucumber get away from there!" Candle yelled as Cucumber quickly ran away from the cabin which collapsed on the ground now
"STOP THIS RIGHT NOW!" Donut yelled angrily
"SHUT UP, BRING MEPHONE4 RIGHT NOW OR ELSE I'LL KILL YOU ALL!" Mr.Madness said as he blew up his own cabin next
"looks like Quamax's elimination broke him" Y/n laughed before a green blast was shot near him causing him to fly backwards into a tree
"OH SHIT HE HIT THE PENTAGON!" Peter gasped before dodging a blast
"EVERYONE JUST GET AWAY FROM HERE!" Liekable said as he and the others began running around but Mr.Madness quickly got in their way in the ground
"noooobody~ is leaving yet!" Mr.Madness growled as he aimed his hands at them
"j-just curious....b-but why are you doing this?" King Tubby asked as he cowered behind Coop who gave Mr.Madness a angry look
"hey man not cool, we were gonna have breakfast!" Coop said angrily
"HEY WHAT'S HAPPENING!" a voice came from behind to which MePhone4 and Brooklyn Guy rushing along with Chef Pee Pee
"YOU!!" Mr.Madness pointed at MePhone4 then
"HOW DARE YOU DO THIS TO ME!" Mr.Madness roared
"HOW DARE I!? LOOK AT THE DAMAGE YOU'VE CAUSED YOU IDIOT!" MePhone4 yelled back
"what's going on!? Monotaro asked in fear
"YOU THINK THAT YOU CAN KEEP ME TRAPPED HERE, I KNOW YOUR SECRETS ALREADY!" Mr.Madness said much to MePhone4's anger
"it's about that!? if you wanted to go home so badly that you could've just lost a challenge or something!" MePhone4 said rolling his eyes at the scientist's stupidity
"SHUT UP, I ALREADY KNOW THAT YOU'RE LYING I'VE READ EVERYTHING ON YOUR STUPID LAPTOP!" Mr.Madness said which caused MePhone4 to gasp in horror
"what is he talking about!?" Lilith asked
"what laptop...you mean the one we use to make questions on the form?' Chef Pee Pee looking at MePhone4 who looked absolutely angry right now
" THAT'S IT, I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU! FOR BREAKING MY PROPERTY AND THEN LOOKING INTO MY PERSONAL BELONGINGS YOU ARE OFFICIALLY DISQUALIFIED FROM THE GAME!" MePhone4 yelled at the top of his voice
"WHAT!?" Taco said in shock "but that'll make our team smaller!"
"YOU THINK I CARE ABOUT THIS WORTHLESS GAME!? YOU'RE GOING TO ANSWER ALL OF MY QUESTIONS BEFORE I DESTROY EVERYTHING YOU'VE BUILT HERE!" Mr.Madness threatened to which MePhone4 laughed at
"HAH! you think you're the ONE with power here!? i could just erase you if I want!" MePhone4 said laughing
"p-please let's just-AHH!" Candle was knocked back with a blast from Mr.Madness
"SHUT UP! I'M WARNING YOU, COME WITH ME NOW OR ELSE!" Mr.Madness then pulled out the laptop from behind making MePhone4 gasp loudly again
"oh fuck...." Brooklyn Guy whispered
"if you don't giiiiive~ up now then I'll destroy it, then we'll be traaaaped~ forever!" Mr.Madness with a crazed voice
MePhone4 held his fists tightly...before eventually sighing in defeat
"fine...you win, but you better not hurt anyone here..." MePhone4 growled
"I'll do whaaatever~ i want, you both tie him up!" Mr.Madness said looking at PP And Brooklyn Guy
"what?" Chef Pee Pee looked at MePhone4 who was looking angry still
"goddamn...." Brooklyn Guy sighed
"just...just listen to him" MePhone4 said in defeat
MePhone4 generated a rope to the two to which the two looked at each other in uncertainty before begrudgingly they tied the host tightly while the others watched in silence
"you're making a mistake..." said Vectorman as he was hesitant to pull his own blaster at Mr.Madness
"shut it you defected junk, I'll be taking thiiiis~ liar to the volcano, if you wiiish~ to die...then feel freee~ to follow us!" Mr.Madness said mockingly as he picked up MePhone4 by the rope before flying in the air and then flying towards the volcano with the laptop under his arm and MePhone4 hopelessly looking at the contestants
"WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK MAN!" Peter said after a awkward silence
"what was Madness talking about?" asked Cherzi to Brooklyn Guy who was shaking like crazy before he started running away towards the staff building while the others called out behind
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"SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT!" Brooklyn Guy got inside MePhone4's private room before quickly using the computer to do something in a hurry
he finished typing before quickly turning to the camera and facing YOU
"h-hey what a crazy episode huh?" he says laughing nervously "look w-we we'll see you soon...in the meantime please, and I mean PLEASE click on the link to answer a very important question for me...we'll see you soon on another...GODDAMMIT!"
Brooklyn Guy just throws the camera on the ground before it stops filming and the episode fades to black
Message Submits Have Been Closed, thank you for those who left a message and gifts!
Team Wannabees
Team Chaotic Idiots
Notes:
oh no Mr.Madness is mad :(
what's going to happen on the next episode....we'll see soon!
also will be uploading a origin story for Liekable and also how he and Cherzi met and started dating before, should be helpful for clearing up some of things between them in this story hopefully
also here's a fun video for you guys!
https://youtu.be/bPcY7IyKM9M
Chapter 7: Episode 5: MePhone4 Is In Another Castle!
Summary:
MePhone4 is taken away by one of the contestants due to a personal reason...will he be saved?
Notes:
this is probably going to be one of the shorter episodes yet actually...but that's fine because this is all meant for a story build up
ALSO LIEKABLE'S BACKSTORY IS HERE
https://archiveofourown.org/works/45765061
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
Episode 5: MePhone Is In Another Castle!
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Brooklyn Guy was seen in MePhone4's computer anxiously reading people's answers...
he asked the viewers on how to save MePhone4 and so far these were the answers...
'Let Mr Madness walk from the game and be the first official quitter of TCB. That's quite literally the only chance you got? Think that's a boring way for an elimination to go for the episode? Make it a double elimination, haha!
Wait...you already disqualified him? Well, you can just...reveal any dirty secrets you have on the contestants, they already hate this game anyway at this point. Where do the contestants go after catapult.'
'have a calm conversation'
'The power of friendship or some bullshit'
'Make the prize more appealing?'
'hockey stick with a machete duct-taped to it'
'Try Y/N. Or Cherzi. Or Taco. Or Vectorman. Or give Coop something. Or Amity. Give Tubby a chainsaw.'
'Use a dummy version of MePhone4 to save him or beg Mr Madness to let MePhone4 go'
"why do people keep giving Tubby a chainsaw!?" Brooklyn Guy asked before shaking his head and groaning "this is horrible..."
"what's horrible?" asked Candle causing Brooklyn Guy to scream like a woman before he turned back to see all of the contestants standing in the private room
"NOTHING!" Brooklyn Guy quickly covered the computer in anxiety
"move" Cherzi ordered
"yes mommy-I MEAN MISS!" Brooklyn Guy quickly corrected himself and laid down while Cherzi went to check the computer
"seriously...you asked the viewers for help?" Cherzi gave him a unimpressed look
"have a calm conversation?...BRUH!" Y/n scoffed
"did nobody see how deranged that guy was?" Peter said raising eyebrow
"but why did he do all that...what's wrong with him!?" Cucumber exasperated
"maybe he's just hungry muchachos!" Joey suggested happily
"is food the only fucking thing you think about?" Billy asked with irritation
"he took MePhone4 away...we need to save him!" Amity said as she looked at the volcano from the window
"should we really though?" Taco said much to the others confusion
"what do you mean by that?" Lilith asked
"that deranged nitwit mentioned something about MePhone4 keeping secrets...now what kind of secrets could that possibly mean?" Taco said raising her eyebrow
"wait where's MePhone4?" Monotaro said looking around
"he's been kidnapped...didn't you see!?" Chef Pee Pee said face-palming
"aren't we going to do something?" Donut looked at the others anxiously
"i mean yeah" Coop shrugged at the question "who else would host the game?"
"ME CAUSE I'M AWESOME!" Junior exclaimed
"pick Jeffy to host the game!" Jeffy begged
"nobody is hosting the game until we bring back the actual host!" Cody sighed at their stupidity
"shut up Cody! you just wanna be the good guy so you could get all the muff here!" Junior said angrily to which Cody rolled his eyes at.
"why are we here still..." Liekable asked Brooklyn Guy "we should probably go and save MePhone4 already"
"now how could we do that?" King Tubby inquired
"surely we can talk it out?" Candle suggested
"yeah right..." Y/n said rolling his eyes
"i'm ready whenever you guys are..." Vectorman said with a serious tone
"actually before all that...IT'S FAN MESSAGES TIME!" Brooklyn Guy announced cheerfully
"are you...are you serious?" Amity asked in disbelief
"of course i am, can you even begin to process how angry the viewers would be if we didn't read their stuff?" Brooklyn Guy said which earned him confused looks from the others
"but MePhone4 is in-"
"hold on peeps, let's read questions first!" Brooklyn Guy cut off Chef Pee Pee who groaned in frustration
"okay...literally everyone except for Monotaro here got a message that simply said no comment..." Brooklyn Guy looked at the camera in disappointment then
"what you expect, if MePhone4 didn't bitch about it last time then the person wouldn't have been trolling us right now" Peter said with a laugh to which Brooklyn Guy rolled his eyes at
"that's his fault...I'll just read Liekable's first again" said the puppet before reading something from the computer
"somebody said to Liekable 'You'd have a good shot of winning, and honestly even if you wanna get out, honestly I feel like you should stick around, you are needed in these trying times for your friends, I mean if Y/N of all people got your back, you're doing something right. To the Wannabees (there's no option for teams), KEEP THIS MAN IN YOUR GAME. Dead serious, if he goes out your time here is going to be MISERABLE.'"
"fuck man...is he the second coming of Jesus or what?" Billy jokingly asked
"he's very amazing..." Cherzi cooed to Liekable growled at
"i don't think i...nevermind" Liekable sighed
"next message for Liekable is 'ooo Liekable good job for standing up for yourself'
"what are they talking about?" Lilith said in confusion
"they're talking about how much of a bitch Cherzi is being to Liekable" Y/n flatly said
"huh?" Cherzi looked confused then
"don't call my girlfriend a bitch man!" Junior growled
"Junior quit being a simp!" Cody said in frustration
"but she's mommy!" Jeffy whined
"why do you guys act like this?" Amity gave them a annoyed look
"i have no idea what they're trying to say" Cherzi shrugged
"yeah right...your pussy is poisonous to him so don't blame him if he-"
"Y/n..."Liekable sighed deeply
"okay fine..." Y/n groaned while Cherzi rolled her eyes
"her cat is poisonous?" King Tubby scratched his head in confusion
"oh my gawd bro..." Peter muttered
"the next message for Liekable was 'Quick, get Peter and Y/N's ass and have them start using a gun. That's probably gonna work. Get Billy Bob too.' YES EVERYBODY TAKE GUNS!" Brooklyn Guy then gave the four revolvers
"is that really a good idea?" asked Donut nervously as he remembered what happened the last time they were given guns
"they actually took my gun..." Liekable pointed at Peter holding two revolvers
"who cares!? we got guns now" Peter said spinning his revolver around
"hell yeah" Billy cheered as he held his
"you guys wanna play russian roulette?" Y/n said smiling
"NO, I CAN'T REVIVE ANY OF YOU!" Brooklyn Guy yelled
"aww man..." Peter sighed in disappointment
"why would you even give them guns?" Lilith face-palmed
"we need to save the host, shoot everyone and the citizens as well!" Monotaro said evilly
"Monotaro calm down" Donut rolled his eyes
"okay the next messages are for momm-sorry, i meant mommy-sorry, i meant-"
"GET ON WITH IT!" Taco yelled angrily
"err...okay it's for pink hair girl...and the first message said 'You are a creep. Like that is literally all that needs to be said. Also, did you know she's in an alliance of four? Yeah, didn't think that'd get out, did ya? But most importantly, you are beyond the creep barriers. Say what you want about Y/N but hey, at least he ain't a creep.
Oh, yeah, you'd probably not give a shit about the creep thing, don't you? Yeah, you definitely do not. "Oh they're trying to irk me!" No I'm not, I'm trying to warn the others.'"
"also they sent you this large poster that says YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED...also there's this little test that says i can't believe i gave you twenty dollars....yeah" Brooklyn Guy tried giving the poster to Cherzi merely gave him a bored look before the puppet then dropped it on the ground instead
"alliance...?" King Tubby gasped
"uh..." Taco looked nervous then
"who's she?" Cherzi asked
"what?" Joey asked
"the message she, who are they referring to?" Cherzi asked again
"uh...you?" Y/n shrugged
"not true, the message wasn't specific...were they trying to tell me something? they said you know she's in a alliance of four so...who could this she be?" Cherzi asked to which the others just scratched their head
"well it could be Candle or Lilith" Taco muttered
"uh what?" Candle raised her eyebrow
"you've been pretty close to Liekable...not to mention Donut and Monotaro...maybe you formed a secret alliance?" said Taco with a accusing tone
"hey you can't claim that!" Donut said angrily
"that message was sent to Chair or whatever the fuck her name is, how does that put Candle or Lilith on the spot?" Peter asked to Cherzi then quickly spoke up
"how should we know, this messages aren't transparent and often confuse us all...so don't blame us" Cherzi said
"well you shouldn't accuse us of something like that in the first place!" Lilith said giving Cherzi a suspicious look
"let's all be civil..." Vectorman pleaded
"y-yeah..." Amity said rubbing her arm nervously
"can't we just save MePhone4 now?" Chef Pee Pee asked
"NOT YET...anyway the next message said 'wow, you're showing more than one emotion, interesting'"
"okay?" Cherzi raised her eyebrow
"she's showing CONFUSION GUYS!" Y/n said with a mock gasp
"this is so historical...oh my goodness!" Peter said with a very emotional voice
"stop bullying her you immature toddlers!" Taco growled at them
"it's fine...i'm used to being bullied" Cherzi sighed sadly
"woow look what you've guys done now" Junior said with a angry face
"yeah you all are bullies!" Jeffy growled
"YOU GUYS LITERALLY BULLY ME ALL THE TIME!" Cody yelled in frustration at their hypocrisy
"she's really manipulative..." Liekable said narrowing her eyes at her
"why is everyone so mean to me?" Cherzi whimpered
"guys knock it off..." Amity sighed
"just read the next message..." Cucumber said as he kept looking out of the window
"final message for Cherry Pie-"
"excuse me?" Cherzi gave the puppet a an angry look then
"i-i mean...Cherzi...and it said ' (joint question) Would you consider yourself friends with Taco? also why do you wanna win so much?'"
"would you look at that, both questions which I can answer with...none of your business" Cherzi said sternly
"yes, why the constant need for personal questions?" Taco said rolling her eyes
"I hope you get a fucking hairbrush when you win cherry ass" Y/n grunted
"tch..." Cherzi rolled her eyes
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"if you lowlives really want to know...then my answer would be Power, that's all" Cherzi said bluntly
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"this is for Peter and it said 'So I have a feeling you're not enjoying the game anymore. Well, talk about Monokuma bring despair Ammiright?
Honestly, I feel like I'm going to far with this message after writing it, by you can't erase ink, so what I'm going to do is that I'm going to gift you a Nintendo Wii. Trust me, the switch ain't too good and the Wii is a hidden gem. Have some Wii games'"
Peter was then given a Wii along with a box of games
"fucking sweet...also nah this is fun still, so I hope I won't get voted...actually if this fanfic had one of those vote for who you want out things then my ass would've been toasted already...so you know what? thank you OG Plush...I'm no longer a atheist now and will support-"
"what in the actual fuck are you talking about?" Billy asked abruptly
"no more wall breaking Peter..." Brooklyn Guy groaned
"damn okay fine fuck..." Peter sighed
"why does my father keep getting mentioned?" Monotaro wondered
"okay next messa-OW!" Brooklyn Guy was then hit by the wii remote accidentally
"my fault" Peter snickered
Brooklyn Guy rubbed his eye and went back to reading the message "as I was saying...this messa-"
"wow somebody wrote York on this thing" Peter said in awe
"LET ME FINISH DAMN IT!" Brooklyn Guy yelled at him then
"OKAY FUCK!" Peter said raising his hands in defeat
"deep breaths Brooklyn...deep breaths" Candle said gently
Brooklyn Guy shook his head before finally reading the message "the message SAYS...'I know this ain't you but how is Tara doing personally? She seems to be a rather nice girl, hope she's doing well.'"
"oh yeah, she's probably watching this right now and shaking her head at my dumbassery...speaking of which HEY TARA I'M IN A SHOW AND YOU'RE NOT HAHAA!" Peter said laughing mockingly at the camera
"how very mature..." Lilith rolled her eyes
"where's the fun in being mature?" Peter asked as he started biting on the wii
"at least have some manners..." Taco scowled
"nope" Peter simply said
"my mother is quite crazy when it comes to manners..." King Tubby sighed
"finally your last message said `Quick, you've run over someone's parents with a car before. Just...get a Mercedes!'"
a thud from outside was heard then
"FUCK YOU WHOEVER SENT THAT MESSAGE!" Y/n gave a middle finger to the camera
"fucking sweet!" Peter chuckled
"anyway Y/n you got some messages as well and this one said 'This is effectively your redemption arc, isn't it? Honestly, I'm here for it.
Go get them tiger, be the hero you need to be here (as opposed to the villain you were before).'
"bruv...does it really make me a villain for helping a fat ass and a talking corn kidnap multiple people from different universes to play in a killing game before I also willingly join in because i wanna see the person who murdered my parents get either killed or executed whilst also intentionally making the others kill each other in order to keep my secret as a traitor from being exposed and...actually nevermind" Y/n stopped mid sentence and shrugged
"Y/n...Y/n...now didn't Cheeta mention something about you before?" King Tubby hummed
"oh Y/n? nah, I'm actually Cid, Cheeta's best friend!" Y/n said smiling innocently
"are you really...?" King Tubby said scratching his head
"of course I am, I was just-"
"he's lying" Liekable said flatly
"damn it Liekable come on" Y/n groaned
"lying to royalty...how devious!" King Tubby said in shock
"devious little creature...errr..i mean the next message for Y/n here is 'Have Liekable's back please.
Also I know you're not romantically interested in Peter....but what about Liekable?'"...wait what?" Brooklyn Guy said in confusion
"damn dude, I'm actually 12, if I was 20 like Liekable then yeah, definitely would've either let him clap me or I'd clap him, depending if he's a bottom or-"
"CAN WE MOVE ON!?" Liekable yelled feeling very uncomfortable
"my fault, also yeah I got your back man" Y/n said eyeing Cherzi closely
"when you say I got your back...was that supposed to be figuratively or literally?" Cody asked with a smirk
"FRUITCAKE!" Peter suddenly yelled
"I love those!" Coop said licking his lips
"SAME MUCHACHOS WOWOWOWO!" Joey laughed gleefully
"guys...is this really okay?" Cucumber gulped as he kept staring outside
"MePhone4 is probably dead already or something" Lilith said sighing
"yeah why can't we just go?" asked Chef Pee Pee
"in a minute geez...we still have a chance to run ya know?" Brooklyn Guy rolled his eyes at their impatience before he continued to read Y/n's messages
"the next one said 'Quick, you've forced someone to poison another before, just...can you throw a poisoned cupcake into his mouth?"...well that could possibly work" Brooklyn Guy as he gave Y/n a very familiar looking cupcake
"damn, memories huh?" Y/n snickered
"i had your ass on that one dude" Peter smirked
"what...?" Amity whispered
"he's wearing a mask though...how can we feed it to him?" Donut asked
"can I have that?" Joey asked giggling
"I don't think that's-" Liekable gasped when Joey suddenly took the cupcake from Y/n and straight up ate it in one bite as he danced around and did a few woowoos
everyone stood silent for a moment...
...
"what's up muchachos?" Joey asked with a smile
"how's he not fucking dead?" Peter asked in disbelief
"Jesus...what's your immune system like!?" Y/n said with a shocked expression
"are you okay Joey!?" Liekable asked to which Joey giggled and nodded
"feeling very good amico, which is Italian for friend by the way" Joey explained while shaking his hips
"goddammit..." Billy sighed
"well since Joey isn't dead...the last message for Y/n said 'are you gonna date Peter?'"
"yeah!" Peter immediately said
"NO, WHY DOES EVERYONE WANT ME TO BANG HIM!?" Y/n exasperated in disgust
"to the viewers watching this, make a short Peter x Y/n fanfic please" Peter said winking as Y/n groaned loudly before he and Peter started slapping each other again
"uh...okay Coop someone asked 'Worst video game to ever be made? Personally what's your opinion on what it is.'"
"aw man...I'd probably say that the video game I've bought which then summoned this ugly red monster but...eh i dunno...maybe that ET game? that stuff was definitely terrible" Coop said with a shiver
"he's the angry video game nerd, he's the angry atari-"
"Jeffy be quiet" Taco said causing Jeffy to whine then
"next message said 'If they ever put Megas in a videogame, what sort of game do think would fit best for it? And here, have a custom Megas figure! (Custom because no toy company was ever smart enough to make & sell one, the jerks!)'"
Coop was then given a Megas figure which he stared at in awe "awesome...also definitely a fighting game whatchu think!"
"wait did nobody actually make a video game for Megas Xlr!?" Y/n gasped
"hold on let the author google it for a bit" Peter and Y/n stared at nothing for a while
"what...?" Cucumber looked at the two emotionless people
"w-what's going on?" Amity asked
"okay back" Peter said after a while
"bad news Coop, there's only a 2d game for Megas...looks alright but...ya know" Y/n said giving him a shrug
"aw man..." Coop sighed
"those people are insane..." Taco whispered to Cherzi
"it's kinda amusing sometimes..." Cherzi shrugged
"okay this final message for Coop is...'Can we just gift them megas?'...WAIT YES!" Brooklyn Guy gasped before suddenly a loud thud occurred outside
"what was that?" Vectorman asked holding his blaster for any threats
"we'll get to it later, anyway moving on Jeffy this message was for you and it said 'To you I give . . . a BOOT TO THE HEAD! (Someone throw the boot at him super hard, please? Thanks.)"
Billy then threw a lamp at Jeffy who gets hit in the face with it
"BILLY!" Candle gasped before giving him a scowl
"what, he's annoying!" Billy shrugged defensively
"Marvin would be fucking happy right now" Peter smirked
"Logan only tortures Marvin because the little kiddos that watch-"
"can you guys save the weird talk for later?" Lilith asked while tapping her foot impatiently
"Lilith...it's times like this that OG Plush decided to kill off Michelle at the second chapter" Y/n groaned angrily while Lilith just gave him a confused look
"Junior somebody said to you 'Immature cretin."
"HEY!" Junior peevishly yelled
"i agree with this person!" Chef Pee Pee sneered
"I do as well" Taco said with a pout
"me as well" Cherzi nodded
"this is what you get Junior!" Cody laughed while Junior growled angrily
"now that he's upset, Cody someone asked you 'How was your kiss with Cucumber do you want to do it again?'
"it was amazing, better than Ken for sure, speaking of which Cucumber if you're looking for a boytoy then I'm right here baby" Cody winked at Cucumber who simply hid behind the curtains next to the window without another word
"that was a messed up dare..." Donut said with a growl
"I didn't push Cucumber into kissing Cody by the way" Peter said quickly
"right..." Candle gave him a look of disapproval
"Cucumber somebody said to you 'A sword, for your future quest." Brooklyn then threw a nice silver sword to Cucumber who quickly caught it with a anxious face
"sword...but...i'm good with wands mostly..." Cucumber gulped as he held the sword in his hand
"BRO STOP BEING A CUCK, IT'S CALLED CUCUMBER'S QUEST, NOT ALMOND'S QUEST!" Peter yelled
"w-what!?" Cucumber whispered as he looked around nervously
"goddammit just quit already" Billy said pushing Peter away from the rabbit
"also the word York is written on the sword" Lilith pointed out
"h-huh?" Cucumber looked at the shaft of the sword and quickly noticed it then
"another person said 'Wait aren't you a chosen hero or something? Why aren't you helping!?'...YEAH WHY AREN'T YOU HELPING US!?" Brooklyn Guy asked angrily
"i-i was confused at the time!" Cucumber said in frustration
"we were all confused, don't be so harsh on Cucumber people" Candle sighed
"well some of you should've did something at least" Taco said angrily
"why didn't you?" Coop countered
"why should we?" Cherzi retorted
"UHHHH!" Jeffy yelled as he now had a black eye
"the sooner we get done with this the sooner we get to decide on what to do..." Liekable huffed
"okay then Cucumber your last message said 'How did you feel getting buried alive for 10 hours?"
"n-never again...that's all" Cucumber shivered at the horrible reminder
"the last challenge was terrible!" said Amity as she shivered as well remembering all those disgusting leeches crawling all over her body
"yeah well blame these two idiots" Chef Pee Pee said pointing at Brooklyn Guy
"it was fun come on!" Brooklyn Guy said to which everyone gave him a scowl...
"jeez...be more grateful...anyway Joey, someone said to you 'Honestly this man's having a good time.'"
"who doesn't love a good time muchachos?" Joey laughed and started dancing again which caused the floor to crack slightly
"you're having too much fucking fun" Billy said angrily to which Joey just continued to dance much to the anger of Billy
"i wish we were as positive as you are..." Vectorman said looking down
"Lilith you were sent another gift with a note that said 'Yet another beagle plushie, you really need it god damn. Sorry for what's been happening to you.'"
Lilith was given the beagle plush to which she noticed that the tag on the plush had York written on (cursive style)
"thanks...York? do they pay to send those gifts or something...?" Lilith asked before Monotaro tried to bite her plushie to which Donut quickly dragged him away from her then
"it's free shipping...they just buy the gifts themselves before sending it I think...also you weren't given 20 bucks" Brooklyn Guy pointed at Cherzi who merely rolled her eyes
"people are stupid..." she muttered
"Amity somebody sent you a note 'Amity, take a human history book. Here two Sketch books, one for your girlfriend Luz, and one for yourself.'"
Amity was given the books then to which she opened the history one
"oh...this is interesting, thanks!" she smiled
"york" Peter pointed at the covers having that same word on them again
"new york sends gifts?" Jeffy stupidly asked
"I thought Santa did that only?" Junior said, confused as well
"you idiots..." Chef Pee Pee grumbled
"another message for Amity, if said 'There's a certain fan comic that shows a way to make a "glyphing gun" that looks like it'd really help with whatever you were dealing with before this show started. So here's a leaf blower, paint roller, duct tape, handle, screws, a six-pack of toilet paper, and instructions for how to put it all together and use it.'"
Amity was given a box full of the equipment then
"glyphing gun...is that really possible?" she asked
"the instruction manual is here" Lilith said waving a paper
"i can help with that" Cody offered
"yeah just go ahead and do all that...actually Amity before that, your final message said 'do you think you can use magic to help?"
"of course!" Amity nodded
"now hold on Amity dear...why would you want to help that host, you realize that he's keeping secrets right?" Taco said to which Amity then sighed
"that's probably true but...we can't leave with that maniac can we?" she said to which Taco rolled her eyes
"considering the fact that he loves torturing us everyday...then do you really want to hear my answer?" asked Taco
"i...i don't know" Amity said in uncertainty
"Billy somebody said 'Have yet another rolling rock, gifts from the heart. Hopefully this will get you through tough times.'
Billy was given the bottle then which had York written on it
"i like Budweiser more but ya know thanks anyways" said Billy with a thumbs up
"if you don't want it then give it to me" Cherzi said
"you want me to give it to you baby~?" Junior said suggestively
"...Taco?" Cherzi sighed before Taco nodded and smacked Junior on the face then.
"sure I guess" Billy threw the bottle to Cherzi then without much compliments
"bad idea" Liekable sighed
"are you trying to control me or what..." Cherzi said rolling her eyes
"actually Billy you may be happy with the next gift, because it's a literal shelf of Budweiser" Brooklyn Guy said before suddenly a shelf of Budweiser appeared on the room
"HELL YEAH MAN NOW THIS IS A REAL DRINK!" Billy said in joy
"Billy...drinking isn't good for you" Candle said gently but Billy was too busy kissing the shelf to care
"finally the last message for drunkard here is 'Here, take the fucking shotgun. I don't care I've already gifted guns, JUST TAKE THE FUCKING SHOTGUN' actually you know what? I'll take the fucking shotgun myself" said Brooklyn Guy before holding a nice looking shotgun
"dude i don't even trust you with pouring milk, why should we trust you with a shotgun?" Chef Pee Pee asked
"i know how to use it, I'll be like a badass hero or something!" Brooklyn Guy before he accidentally pulls on the trigger blowing a hole into the wall
"...seriously!?" Cody gave him a scowl
"uh...oh look King Tubby has a few messages as well!" Brooklyn Guy says with a sheepish chuckle
"oh how delightful!" King Tubby clapped his hands in joy
"the first message said 'How do you feel being used as a piñata for the dare?"
"not very great i tell you...but at least now i have the knowledge of understanding what it means to be used as a birthday piñata" said the king with a proud smirk
"hurray muchachos!" Joey said laughing joyfully
"the next message said "do you think a chainsaw might work?'...SERIOUSLY WHATS WITH THE CHAINSAW QUESTIONS!?" Brooklyn Guy asked in frustration
"wait...what picture did you use for Tubby in the forms again?" Chef Pee Pee asked
"would a chainsaw work? well of course it should, if you bought a new one then you can just pull on the little thingy and-"
"i don't think that's what they meant Tubby..." Vectorman said cutting him off
"oh...well i knew that, I was just jesting!" King Tubby stated with a nervous look
"i knew that as well" Monotaro said nodding
"you know everything huh?" Cherzi raised her eyebrow
"of course!" Monotaro said proudly
"let me stop Cherzi from making a rude remark, Tubby another person said 'Rumors have it you're in love with the guitarist in your band, named Cheeta! Is that true!?
I do wanna know how the cats are doing personally, are they having a good time? I hope they are, they all seem nice and sweet, they're all at least well intentioned.
Also I feel like you need a boost in morale, so have a crown. You deserve it, man.'"
King Tubby was given a golden crown then to which he looked at in awe before coughing "first off...my deepest gratitude for this wonderful treasure! and as for the second...i wouldn't say so, the rumors must be fallacious...Cheeta is just family to me, and also i do also hope that the others are doing well without my guidance, i they must be quite lost without my knowledge"
"for some reason i doubt that" Taco ridiculed
"man i sure am glad word hasn't got out yet" said Y/n wiping his forehead
"what do you mean?" Donut asked
"surely glad I am!" said Y/n in exaggeration as he winked at King Tubby
"I'm glad for this gift as well!" King Tubby said as he laid the crown on his head over his tuna can
"Monotaro you have one message which said 'yes comment actually i'm the guy who kept giving monotaro the things (innuendos 0% intended btw) i was gonna stop but after being asked to...yeah i was gonna stop either way. here have chekov's gun'"
"YAY I GOT A GUN!" Monotaro cheered
"uh...actually Chekhov's gun is more of a phase than an actual gun-"
but Lilith stopped talking as soon as Brooklyn Guy handed a gun to Monotaro then
"...whatever" she rolled her eyes then
"i don't think giving guns is a good thing still..." Candle said even though ah didn't show that much worry
"it'll be fine...anyway Vectorman someone said this to you 'Start having everyone's back, dude. There's contestants that need to be protected and there's contestants that are evil and need to be stopped. You'll find out in due time as long as you're still in the game.'"
"he's trying his best okay?" said Amity to which Vectorman looked down then
"I promise that I'll protect everyone here..." said Vectorman
"surely the evil contestants must be referring to Madness only" Taco said trying not to smirk
"definitely...we're all innocent here" Cherzi said nodding
"ugh..." Y/n groaned
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"I'm gonna push her off a cliff later" said Y/n with a angry look
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"another person said 'Don't worry if you're getting bugged about your weird way of speaking, honestly it's actually quite sweet of you to have. I mean, if it gets tiring go ahead and stop but you don't look weird cause of your way of speaking.'"
"it's just not me...I feel like" Vectorman replied
"however you mean?" asked King Tubby
"it's just...negative, nevermind" Vectorman looked away from everyone then
"well still, we won't judge you for it" Amity said patting him
"but you judged Luz for not being able to do magic before?" Peter said smirking
"how do you even know that?" asked Amity
"Peter one more wall break and you're out...anyway last message for cleaning robot here said 'Have you ever met Mega Man, or any other famous robots?'"
"not familiar with Megaman...but i fought many other robots like me before, including Warhead to whom I've defeated a long time ago" Vectorman said
"seriously? that's cool man" said Coop
"thanks, they were all toasted" Vectorman said in amusement
"odd...did i detect emotion in you?" Cherzi hummed
"this is why it all feels weird to me..." Vectorman said looking at his hands
"well MePhone4 has some explaining to do" Liekable said as he was starting to become suspicious of the host
"I'm sure this asshole knows something as well..." Y/n said looking at Brooklyn Guy
"uh...would you look at that!? Candle has messages!" Brooklyn Guy said as he looked away from the others before speaking "uh...this message said 'Give Liekable a hug, girl. He needs it after everything's he's been through.
Also, here have another crystal ball, I'm giving people gifts that were destroyed cause I have a feeling you guys are NEEDING of morale here.'..this was sent by York again by the way"
Candle was given a blue crystal ball then
"who broke the other one before?' Junior asked to which Candle gave him a annoyed look
"well..." Candle set the crystal ball down before hugging Liekable on the leg
"that's not...really uh..." Liekable said as he was really embarrassed by then
"GROUP HUG!" Monotaro yelled before he hugged Liekable as well follower by Donut, Peter, Y/n, Coop, Jeffy and Junior along with Cody and Cucumber, Joey joined in too which nearly crushed everyone before Vectorman and King Tubby also joined in while Taco, Amity, Lilith along with Billy and Cherzi stood by
"that's kinda gay man" Billy said as he finished drinking his 5th Budweiser
"it looks cramped..." Amity said looking at Liekable who was being crushed by everyone almost
"revolting" Taco said with a grossed out expression
"hmm...?" Cherzi hummed before smiling and then joining in the group hug
"Cherzi...are you for real?" Taco gave her a deadpan expression
"it's nice...and warm" Cherzi shrugged smiling
"hey I wanna huggies too..." Brooklyn Guy said before jumping into the group hug
"CAN WE JUST GET THIS DONE WITH ALREADY!?" Chef Pee Pee yelled
everyone then separated from each other and Liekable then gasped loudly
"you...you guys were choking me!" Liekable said panting
"oops..." Candle giggled sheepishly
"Candle somebody asked you 'Any close friends you've made so far?" Brooklyn Guy said reading the computer
"oh I don't like favoritism...I like everybody here, well...if they're nice that is" Candle gave a quick glance at Taco before looking away
"hmph..." Taco rolled her eyes
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Candle looked around the room before whispering "I like Liekable and Billy a lot...they're interesting to me...but don't tell anyone okay?"
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"for Taco, someone said this 'Past insults are made to get a reaction out of you. This one is to unveil who you are.
You are beyond being able to be saved. Beyond evil, miss. A thief, a liar, a scam, a creep defender (See Cherzi), being nice to some to get on their good side and then showing your true colors to people you don't like? Beyond salvation.
"Oh, your words don't get to me!" I'd probably hear you say. Like I give a shit. Like I give a shit. Getting a reaction out of you would inconvenience you, if this gets in the episode, to EVERYONE playing this game, if you REALLY need an enemy in this game, Taco's prime enemy number one. Get her first if you don't want despair to get to you later'"
"despair...?" Monotaro muttered before holding his head as slight pain came to it
Taco gasped "what a vile message...I have been nothing but genuine with everyone here!"
"your attitude needs a little adjustment" Cucumber mutters
"so what if I'm rude at times, doesn't make me a horrible person...besides those hooligans kept sending nasty lies to me during the previous episodes, they're trying to pin me as this manipulative person but that simply isn't true...right Cherzi?" Taco looked at Cherzi then who merely nodded
"yeah...she's an angel alright, in fact she comes to me often asking for advice on how to befriend her teammates better" Cherzi smirked to which Taco went red in the face then
"aw, that's actually sweet" Amity said smiling
"I'd love to befriend such a interesting person like you as well!" said King Tubby
"Jeffy wants to be friends with diarrhea maker!" Jeffy said smacking himself again
"me as well MUCHACHOS!" Joey said gleefully
"err....yes yes me too!" Taco said forcing herself to smile while cursing Cherzi internally
"bitch, people only love you for your sour cream" Y/n rolled his eyes
"I'd like to get in her sour cream~" Junior winked
before Taco could hit Junior Brooklyn Guy read the next message 'another person asked this again '(joint question) Would you consider yourself friends with Cherzi? Also why do you wanna win so much?"
"i won't reveal my reasons for wanting to win but as for the other question...I'd say we're decently acquainted with each other" Taco said smirking
"uh-huh...she's very interesting" Cherzi said with a yawn
"i ship it" Peter blurted out
"what" Y/n said
"Taco X Cherzi" Peter said casually
"....please be quiet" Taco said as she gave him a glare
"i wouldn't mind if you both started dating" Liekable said with a scoff
"....." Cherzi frowned deeply but didn't say anything back this time
"by the way guys Billy is wasted" Coop points at Billy who was laying unconscious on the ground with a bunch of bottles next to him
"oh great..." Chef Pee Pee grunted
"i can't believe we're still here..." Cody sighed
"I'll hurry up then" Brooklyn Guy rolled his eyes before looking at MePhone4's answers
"uh...okay awkward moment but MePhone4 isn't here to read his messages so..." Brooklyn Guy looked at everyone in silence then
"well you can't just ignore them...flash a bunch of their messages on the screen or something!" Donut demanded
"well geez okay...SPECIAL TEXT ON YOUR TV PEOPLE!" Brooklyn Guy cheerfully announced before a wall of text covered the viewer screen showing MePhone4's messages
mephone please dont live inside my walls
Quamax done dirty. Also what did the points mean if one of the dares was an auto elim? WHY DO YOU DO THESE THINGS MEPHONE!!!! APOLOGIZE TO QUAMAX *NOW*!
Also to everyone, watch each other's back, alright? (There is literally no option on this form for the entire cast, point and laugh at the phone for the oversight)
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yeah man you aint in the best postion rn ngl
yo mama so fat, she hosted inanimate insanity
"uh..." Cucumber stared at everyone as Brooklyn Guy posed for a moment before stopping
"okay done, also regarding the elimination thing...blame MePhone4, he barely knew what to do with the challenge considering how paranoid he was...which I guess he was in the right?...also we're not laughing at him so don't stop being a meanie!" Brooklyn Guy frowned angrily
"i have no fucking idea what's going on anymore..." Chef Pee Pee sighed deeply
"Chef Pee Pee you have messages as well and the first one is from York which said to you 'Can we gift him a custom kitchen? MePhone can probably spawn one' well MePhone4 isn't fucking here anymore, did you guys not see the last episode!?" Brooklyn Guy asked angrily
"chill out asshole!" Y/n said
"ugh...Chef Pee Pee somebody gave you a gift with a note that said 'Have a casserole (that's actually supposed to be a casserole!)'"
Chef Pee Pee was given a pot which had a nice smell to it before the chef looked angry at it
"are you trying to suggest something!?" asked PP angrily
"yeah your cooking sucks and they wanted to give us actual food for once!" Junior jeered
"and the last message said 'Hey Chef Pee Pee did you like the shit cake you ate I bet it tasted good for you Ha Ha?'"
"you know...FUCK ALL OF YOU!" Chef Pee Pee threw the casserole on the ground before storming off
"NOOOOOO!" Coop yelled in agony as he watched all that delicious casserole go to waste
"he needs anger management..." Amity winced
"finally my messages...somebody asked me 'Are there immunity idols in TCB?'"...well yeah but not until a later part of the game" said Brooklyn Guy
"hmm" Taco hummed in interest
"another person asked me 'Oh god, where's Heroic Guy when you need him?!'....well that guy is too busy spending time with his stupid hoes on Mars instead of caring for the earth...HOW ABOUT YOU SAVE THE EARTH FOR ONCE HUH!?" Brooklyn Guy yelled at the camera
"go on..." Cherzi sighed
"my final message said...'Wow Brooklyn Guy I can’t believe you let MePhone4 get captured like that your terrible at your job...'. WELL...well....actually yeah you're right" Brooklyn Guy sighed
"are we done or what?" Taco asked with a yawn
"yeah actually...now what the hell do we do? some of the fan suggestions were okay but some of them were God awful..." Brooklyn Guy said as he anxiously paced around
"hey guys I'm finished with this thing!" said Cody before he and Lilith showed the others the glyphing gun
"that looks sweet" Coop said in awe
"how does it work again?" asked Candle
"just press your fingers on the glyphs when you start to firing the blower...it's actually pretty smart" Lilith admitted
"uh hello?" Taco snapped her fingers "we haven't decided if we really want to save that phone or not"
"well we have to!" said Liekable
"why?" Cherzi asked
"he's the only one who can send us home?" Cody stated
"can he now...hey you, can he actually send us home?" Taco glared at Brooklyn Guy then who started sweating
"w-well...OH MAN WE NEED TO HURRY UP COME ON!" Brooklyn Guy quickly rushed outside then.
"wait!" Cucumber called out but Brooklyn Guy was gone...
"interesting...I'm not going" Taco said
"but yes in danger" Vectorman pointed out
"if he's keeping things away from us then let him be with that masked fool" Taco said without concern
"actually it's kind of dangerous for us to go, especially when that guy can shoot things out of his hands..." Donut said with a worried voice
"okay who here knows how to fight?" Liekable asked before Peter, Y/n, Amity, Vectorman, along with Coop raised their hands
"Jeffy knows how to fight, I'll give that fucker these Mayweather hands!" said Jeffy punching the air
"bunny boy has a sword, can he fight with you all?" Junior pointed out
"i...I'm not sure if I could use a sword properly" Cucumber admitted
"what use are you then?" Cherzi asked
"i...I'm sorry" Cucumber sighed
"it's fine...we need to discuss who would go to save MePhone4" Candle calmly said
"okay...Peter can you give me my gun" Liekable asked
"sure...so wait then, me, Liekable and dickhead should go fight Mr.Mental illness?" Peter said
"dickhead!?" Y/n growled
"how about this, Peter and Y/n can go with me, Coop can as well along with Amity and Vectorman...the rest of you should stay behind" Liekable suggested
"i wanna come too!" Cucumber said suddenly
"okay then...Liekable, Peter, Y/n, Coop, Cucumber, Amity and Vectorman can all go while we all stay back together" said Lilith
"you can't just take two of my two members like that..." Taco objected
"we can't leave MePhone4 alone..." Vectorman stated
"is it really worth it?" Taco said
"i don't know...but MePhone4 is in danger and i just can't leave him like that...so we're going" Amity said crossing her arms to which Taco shook angrily for a bit before quickly calming down.
"okay have fun then..." Taco rolled her eyes
"...actually i want to come too" said Cherzi
"huh?" Coop said in surprise
"you...can't be serious" Taco gave her a baffled look
"why..." Liekable asked
"sounds like fun" Cherzi shrugged
"is that what you care about..." Candle asked to which Cherzi simply nodded
"but Cherzi!" Taco complained
"relax...you can trust me" Cherzi said with a tin smile to which Taco sighed at before putting her hand up in defeat
"uh..okay we can go then" Coop shrugged
"let Jeffy come too!" said Jeffy before walking with them
"be safe muchachos!" Joey said cheerfully
"kick some butt Jeffy!" Junior said in encouragement.
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when they got outside though...
"WOOOOOOAH!" Coop gasped at what he saw...the MEGAS WAS IN THE CAMP!
"woow...what's that?" Jeffy asked
"oh look my Mercedes!" Peter pointed at a Mercedes near the huge robot
"oh yeah...didn't somebody gift you that?" Y/n pointed out
"we can easily win now guys...just uh..." Coop looked at the robot to which a bird then accidentally crashed into it
"uh...how do we get inside it?" Liekable asked
"does anyone have a ladder...or something?" Coop asked sheepishly
"we don't have time for this...where's that puppet anyway?" Cherzi asked looking around for Brooklyn Guy
"can Jeffy drive the robot!?" asked Jeffy one excitement
"sure i just...hey can you guys go ahead of us?" Coop said as he tried climbing onto the robot's legs with Jeffy
"i...guess?" Amity said before looking at the others who shrugged in response
"i wonder what MePhone4 is doing right now...i hope he's alright" Cucumber sighed as he thought about what horrible things were happening to MePhone4...
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"aughhh! jusssst~ answer my questions!" Mr.Madness growled angrily at MePhone4 who was tied up and smirking
"man you need to chill, honestly!" MePhone4 chuckled
"i sweeear~ if you keeep~ messing around..." Mr.Madness aimed his hands at the host who seemed unfazed by the threat
"geez how terrifying!" said MePhone4 with exaggeration
Mr.Madness growled loudly and punched the host then
"HEY! watch the screen pal!" MePhone4 groaned
"yoooou~ will feel a lot moore~ if you don't speak now!" Mr.Madness threatened as he held another fist
"okay okay I'll tell you......NOT!" MePhone4 sneered to which Mr.Madness yelled before punching the host again
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later we see the others walking into the forest
"i can't believe you crashed the car...RETARD!" Y/n snarled at Peter who was smirking
"it was a mistake bruh calm down before another chandelier falls on your ass" Peter snorted
"these two never cease to fight each other..." Amity sighed
"guys we need to work together..." Cucumber tried to ease the tension
"fuck that, the second i see Mr.Retard then I'm shooting his ass" Peter said as he fired the gun in the air
"try not to hit the animals..." Vectorman said to him
Liekable was lagging behind the others and just kept looking at his gun in his hand...
bad memories started occurring in his head until suddenly.
"you know how to use that?" Cherzi's voice caused him to get startled before he groaned loudly
"leave me alone..." Liekable grunted
"can't we just talk?" Cherzi asked
"i had enough of you here already" Liekable said as he tried to walk ahead away from her
"i just wanted to apologize..." she sighed
"right" Liekable rolled his eyes
"i really don't like hurting you..." she said to Liekable immediately scoffed at
"just shut the hell up..." he shook his head
"you kinda deserve it...after what you've done" Cherzi said bitterly
"..." Liekable didn't respond this time
"you really took away all I've had..." Cherzi started creeping up to him then
"my downfall was your fault...it's all your fault...you made me feel so angry...something I never thought I'd feel again...you deserve everything that's coming to you" Cherzi got closer to Liekable and grabbed him by the shoulder then as Liekable just remained silent
"i really didn't enjoy all of the things I've been doing to you...but can you blame me, when I'm stuck here with the very same person who ruined me...can't you take my vengeance without trying to paint yourself as the victim here?" Cherzi asked as she then held Liekable's hand tightly as she connected her fingers with his
"not my fault..." Liekable muttered
"yes it is, you just had to question me...you never trusted me at all, even after all I've done for you...i don't think you realize who's really in fault here" Cherzi started to dig her nails into his hand then causing Liekable to grunt in slight pain
"leave me alone...you won't trick me anymore" Liekable said as he tried to pry her off
"you broke my heart...you weren't allowed to" Cherzi said as he used her other hand to cling onto Liekable's arm
"goddammit just leave it!" Liekable growled as Cherzi refused to let go
"i still need you...please don't go" Cherzi pleaded
"why won't you just let me go-"
"WE'RE HEREEEEEEEE!" Peter suddenly yelled causing Cherzi to stop and finally Liekable managed to push her off from him as he started at his bleeding hand then
"why did you have to yell like that!?" Amity asked angrily
"because he's an asshole" Y/n stated
"where's the glyphing gun...?" Vectorman asked
"oh...WAIT WHERE IS IT!?" Amity started looking around
"oooh...see I've accidentally left it behind" Y/n said wincing
"WHO'S THE ASSHOLE NOW, YOU'RE GOING TO PISS OFF THE PERSON WHO SUGGESTED TO MAKE IT IN THE FIRST PLACE DUMBASS!" Peter yelled angrily
"it doesn't matter...we need to save MePhone4 quickly!" Cucumber said with a serious face
"yeah..." Cherzi muttered as she looked at Liekable who was staring at the ground then
"well now that Y/n just left behind a very fucking cool weapon behind which would probably make the people reading this angry...let's go kill some noobs" Peter said as he spun his gun around before it accidentally shoots the ground
"seriously stop doing that!" Amity slapped her forehead in frustration
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"STOP MESSING AROUND!" Mr.Madness yelled as he punched MePhone4 again
"ow, my beautiful face!" MePhone4 whined as his screen was cracked a little
"UGH I'LL DESTROY YOUR STUPID LAPTOP IF YOU DON'T SPEAK!" Mr.Madness threatened angrily as he held the laptop near the volcano hole to which was full of lava (no really?)
"okay then, we'll be stuck here forehead" MePhone4 smirked
"YOU STUPID IDIOTIC PHONE, I'LL BREAK YOU!" Mr.Madness yelled before suddenly a little white ball went past him to which he turned over to see Vectorman aiming his hand at him with a angry look
"let him go now!" Amity demanded as she made a magic circle which summoned a large fireball
"we still can talk about it if you want?" Cucumber offered while raising his sword
"oh look it's the heroes" MePhone4 chuckled
"it waaas~ mistake coming here...now i'll cruuush~ you fools!" Mr.Madness took off in the air before immediately firing multiple blasts at them
Amity didn't manage to throw the fireball at the scientist and instead rolled away from the green blast which hit the ground instead
"BITCH!" Y/n fired at the air but missed Mr.Madness several times before rolling away from a blast
Peter tried aiming at the scientist but they were too quick with their blasts so most of them didn't have a chance to attack...unlike Vectorman who was using both of his hands to fire at Mr.Madness who kept dodging Vectorman's blasts before rushing down to him to which Vectorman rolled around as he avoided getting rammed
Cucumber stood around holding his sword before suddenly a green blast came towards him causing him to yelp and swing his sword at it to which reflected the blast away but Cucumber fell on the ground due to the impact
Liekable stared at Mr.Madness and wasn't sure if he could even shoots to him like Peter and the others...
"are you scared or something, just shoot him already" Cherzi sighed as she stood behind holding a knife that she got from earlier
"..." Liekable stared down before suddenly Mr.Madness came crashing into him knocking him into the ground
"Liekable!" Amity gasped before growling as she started using her earth magic to lift up some mud on the ground before she waved up to which the mud then shot up before the mud got stuck on Mr.Madness's leg
"you stuupid~ girl!" Mr.Madness growled as he sent a blast towards her to which Amity yelped before jumping out of the way
"wow you guys kinda suck at this" MePhone4 winced
"how about you fucking help!?" Peter asked angrily as he tried reloading his gun before rolling away again from a blast
Vectorman groaned before using his jump boost to grab into Mr.Madness, the two struggled with each other then before Mr.Madness punched Vectorman down to which the green robot slammed onto the ground with a hard THUD
Mr.Madness then fell towards Vectorman and landed near him before aiming his hands at the robot who looked up to the masked scientist who was laughing madly
"saaaay~ goodbye!" Mr.Madness laughed but then...
"hello" Cherzi said from behind before quickly stabbing her knife into Mr.Madness's jetpack which started short-circuiting
"AUGH NO!" Mr.Madness yelped in shock before Amity quickly used her earth magic again before slamming mud into Mr.Madness's face causing him to back away from Vectorman then near the volcano hole
Peter and Y/n quickly ran to the scientist then and literally dropkicked him right inside the volcano to which Mr.Madness fell into before falling into the lava and started screaming in agony as he sunk slowly in
"OH MY GOODNESS!" Cucumber gasped in horror
"..." Liekable was still laying on the ground as if he didn't even realize what was going on...
"is he dead?" Amity asked in shock
"is going AUGHHHHH mean that he's still alive?" Peter asked
"he's dead, which is good to know" Cherzi smirked
"can someone untie me and give me that laptop already?" MePhone4 grunted before Vectorman and Cucumber quickly ran over to help the host
"..." Liekable slowly stood up then and looked at the volcano hole
"are you alright?" Amity asked him to which he didn't respond
"this is really pathetic...you hardly did anything useful" Cherzi said with disappointment
MePhone4 was free then and he quickly held the laptop on his hands then with a smile "well this was nice, I'll revive this bozo later"
"why was he angry in the first place?" Cucumber asked
"dunno" MePhone4 shrugged
"no...enough lies, we already know that you're hiding something...do not refuse anymore" Vectorman said sternly
"what are you my mom? let's just go befor-" MePhone4 stopped talking when suddenly the ground shook violently for a moment
"what was that...?" Amity asked
"nothing...let's just go" MePhone4 waved a dismissive hand before suddenly the ground shook violently again
"w-what's happening!?" Y/n said as the ground violently kept shaking...
"aw fuck...the volcano is about to bust a nut!" Peter gasped.
"oh no...NO NO NO, WHY IS THIS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!?" MePhone4 yelled in fear as he tried to teleport everyone away but his command wouldn't work...
"what's wrong now?" Cherzi asked
"...run" MePhone4 whispered
"...what?" Liekable muttered in confusion
"RUUUUUN!" MePhone4 yelled in terrified voice before he began to run away from the volcano as slowly lava started to raise up from the hole causing the others to yelp and start running away as well
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"almost there...just nearly there!" Coop groaned as he climbed up Megas.
"Coop...you've been stuck in the same length for an hour now" Lilith sighed as Coop wasn't even near the top yet
"hey guys!" Brooklyn Guy then came with Chef Pee Pee
"where have you been?" Taco asked in irritation
"oh, me and Chef Pee Pee were eating cookies and trying to bet on who would save MePhone4 first" said Brooklyn Guy casually which earned him annoyed looks from everyone
"ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS!?" Billy yelled as he was sober again
"I hope the others are okay..." Donut said in worry
"I hope so too...maybe they-" but Candle stopped talking as the ground started shaking violently
"WHAT'S HAPPENING!?" Junior yelled as he fell on the ground
"oh dear!" King Tubby held onto the glyphing gun tightly as the ground continued to shake
"wait...are those" Chef Pee Pee gasped as he then saw MePhone4 running towards the camp with the others behind
"guys what's happening!?" Monotaro asked as chaos occurred around and the skies turned dark
"i sense danger..." Candle said with a worried face
"the volcano is erupting..." Cherzi calmly explained
"WHAT!?" Lilith gasped in shock "but MePhone4 said it wouldn't!?"
"IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT I'VE SAID, EVERYBODY QUICKLY GATHER AROUND ME!" MePhone4 yelled as everyone then saw a whole bunch of lava coming towards them.
many trees started burning and the grass was now covered completely by the lava
"THIS ISN'T GOOD AMIGO AND AMIGAS!" even Joey sounded scared by what was happening
"where's Madness!?" asked Cody
"JUST HURDLE UP ALL OF YOU!" MePhone4 yelled angrily
"I'M SCARED!" Jeffy whimpered as he then gathered around everyone with MePhone4 on the middle
"CHERZI PLEASE SAVE ME!" Taco yelled as she held onto Cherzi's dress who gave her a annoyed look in return
the lava finally came to camp then causing the others to scream more
"come on come on come on come on!" MePhone4 rapidly pressed on his cracked body as the lava nearly reached them..
"OH GOODNESS!" Donut yelled out as he held onto Monotaro tightly
"I DON'T WANNA DIE YET!" Chef Pee Pee cried as now they were trapped in a circle with lava all around them
"Luz...!" Amity started tearing up as she didn't know what to do at all...before she and the others just closed their eyes and held onto each other tightly
"DANG IT JUST WORK ALREADY!!" MePhone4 yelled before slamming a fist on his body to which caused him to start short-circuiting to the point where he started yelling in extreme pain before finally everybody disappeared in a flash of blue light before the lava could engulf them...
the camp finally was lava covered then and one of the camera then sinks into the lava before everything faded to static then...
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we then see a TV with static playing on it before the camera pans over to a terrified looking Test Tube who watched the entire event unfold...
"...GOLLY JEEBWEEZER WHAT HAPPENED TO THEM!?" she yelled in horror...
no message submits today due to technical issues on TCB....
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Notes:
no challenge today!? what s shocker...
also make sure you check out the origin story for Liekable please, it'll clear up some things...Cherzi will have her origin story as well later...
Chapter 8: Episode 6: Oh no, our laptop...it's broken!
Summary:
the contestants lose the island and nearly died last time...where are they now?
Notes:
I MADE A NEW PICTURE FOR LIEKABLE USING MOSSYGATOR'S PICREW EDITS, CREDIT GOES TO THEM
ALSO I MADE A ORIGIN STORY FOR CHERZI CHECK IT OUT ON MY DASHBOARD PLEASE
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
Episode 6: Oh no, our laptop...it's broken!
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everything was pitch black for a moment...
then we see something clearing up in somebody's eye view...
"where...am i?" Donut groaned as he stood up and noticed all of the others next to the ground as well
Donut saw Monotaro laying face first on the grass and quickly ran over to him before he started to shake him rapidly
"Monotaro wake up!" Donut begged as he continued to shake the bear before suddenly Peter woke up next
"damn, what a hangover..." Peter said rubbing his head
"well i say...this is quite odd" King Tubby looked around at the unfamiliar place
"ugh..." Taco then stood up next to Cherzi who was laying on the grass with a confused look
"huh...we didn't die" Cherzi muttered in surprise
"hey nice!" Coop smiled as he checked his body for another injuries
"WE'RE BAAAACK!" Joey yelled joyfully
"goddammit...i wish i died instead" Billy said groaning while he picked up his glasses before putting them on again
"MePhone4?" Candle looked over to the host who had his screen all cracked now
"oh god...what happened to me?" Chef Pee Pee dryly said
"hmmm PP you feel so warm" Cody moaned as he was laying on top of the chef who screamed and kicked him away quickly
Brooklyn Guy stood and looked around before turning to the others in a blank stare
"shit..." he whispered
"where did you take us...?" Amity asked to which the puppet ignored her and went over to shake the host
"uh MePhone4? now would be a good time to wake up...come on!" Brooklyn Guy muttered desperately while the host remained unconscious still
"you okay man?" Y/n helped Liekable stand up then as the latter rubbed their head
"yeah...how did we survive though?" Liekable asked as he looked around the colorful place.
"you can ask MePhone4 about that" Lilith pointed to the host who was being shaken by BG.
"ow...where's the sword?" Cucumber asked before suddenly the sword he was gifted fell down and near hit him on the crouch
"oh..." Cucumber muttered in terror
"woow this place is so pee peeee~" said Jeffy in awe
"it looks awesome!" Junior said nodding
"guys Monotaro isn't waking up!" Donut said with a scared voice
"so is Vman..." Peter pointed at Vectorman who was still on the ground
"and this asshole too..." Chef Pee Pee said towards MePhone4
"hold on i got this" Joey said as he got near MePhone4 and then squatted down
but MePhone4 opened his eyes and saw Joey's big ass next to his face to which he screamed and quickly rolled away from
"WHAT WERE YOU DOING!?" the host yelled as he had a horrified expression
"ooh! looks like i won't need to toot!" Joey giggled gleefully
"JUST WHAT IS HAPPENING!?" Taco yelled angrily at him
MePhone4 held his head and looked around before his already horrified face turned worse
"oh no...WHY AM I HERE!?" MePhone4 yelled suddenly gasping as he then jumped inside a bush making the others confused
"why did he....?" Amity looked at the others who merely shrugged in response before suddenly...
"hello!" a cheerful voice called out from behind
Liekable looked at the person then and nearly gasped...
"you...I remember you!" Liekable said pointing at a little pink bow
"hey i remember you as well!" she said with a gasp
"Bowbot...?" Y/n said as he recalled seeing the little creature back in the killing game
"it's actually Bot now, thank you very much" Bot said with a little sass
"why is she in this story, are we going to see Knife next?" Peter joked
"i know where he is, but...what are you all doing here, you guys look kinda funny" Bot giggled at King Tubby
"funny? well...I'm more of a royal ruler than a king's jester to be quite fair" King Tubby mused to himself
"aren't you going to come out of hiding?" Chef Pee Pee asked
"SHH!" MePhone4 shushed
"a talking bush...i never seen that before!" Bot said with a curious look
"oh for the love of...come here!" Cherzi went over and then pulled MePhone4 out of his hiding place before throwing him into the ground next to Bot
"uhhhh....hello?" MePhone4 gave her a sheepish smile while Bot stood by with a blank face until...
"YOU WERE HERE THE WHOLE TIME, WHY DID YOU LEAVE US ON THAT ISLAND!?" Bot asked a little angrily
"uh i was on break actually..." MePhone4 said as matter of factly
"for a while MONTH!?" Bot gave him a suspicious look
"wait...aren't we going to talk about why Mr.Madness attacked you in the first place!?" Lilith said reminding them of the entire incident
"indeed, i believe that our little host here is hiding something from us..." Taco hummed as she gave the host a glare
"uh..." MePhone4 gulped as the others stared at him then
"now MePhone4...how about-"
"wait i realized something, why are you guys calling him MePhone4...isn't it MePhone?" Peter said which caused the others to stop and stare at each other in silence
"but you've been calling him MePhone4 too dumbass" Y/n pointed out
"no i haven't, check the previous episodes i didn't do it!" Peter pleaded innocent to which Y/n rolled his eyes at.
"oh yeah...can you guys stop calling me that, it's MePhone...get it right morons!" MePhone4 groaned angrily
"but MePhone4 sounds catchy...like MePhone4, 4, four and a four!" Junior said while swaying left and right
"yeah, besides that's your name isn't it?" Coop asked
"i...okay next person to call me MePhone4 is getting eliminated!" MePhone4 said quickly
"what-"
"enough nonsense" Cherzi said cutting Cucumber off as she then gave the host a very angry look "speak up now, what was in that laptop...so?"
"yeah we wanna know bozo!" Y/n demanded as he and the others started to surround both MePhone4 and Brooklyn Guy
"i..uh...i jus-AUGHH!" MePhone4 started to short-circuit and then drop down in pain making the others back away in surprise
"oh no...he's still damaged!" Donut said as MePhone4 dropped down with smoke coming out of his body
"we beds help him...!" Liekable stated as he tried to think of something
"ooh i know! we can take him to Test Tube!" Bot happily suggested
"Test Tube...YES!" Liekable said cheerfully as he then picked up MePhone4 up
"I'll grab Mono dude" Coop said before picking up Monotaro
"can we do something about Vectorman?" asked Y/n
"i got this, abomination rise!" Amity made a magic circle before she created a large abomination monster
"what the heck?" Lilith gasped
"pick up Vectorman" Amity commanded to which the abomination growled before doing what it was told.
"could you tell him to tell him to pick me up, my feet hurt from all the walking..." Junior whined
"....no" Amity sternly said before she and the others started to walk away leaving Junior to growl angrily
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Bot then led the others to a soda and water vending machine known as Dr. Fizz
"oh boy i sure am thirsty!" Joey said as he quickly walked up to the machine
"even at this fucking time..." Billy sighed
"where's Test Tube?" Liekable asked as he held MePhone4 who had a sick face
"hmmm...your arms are so strong" MePhone4 gave him a wink which caused Liekable to give him a weirded expression.
"just press on the red and blue button Mr.Piggy!" Bot told Joey
"did you just call him a-" but Lilith stops talking when Joey presses on both buttons causing everyone to be sucked into a sliding tube that came out of the vending machine
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Test Tube was seen pacing around with a worried expression before suddenly she heard screams coming from the tube before Bot came out laughing while the others crashed into the ground
"HI TEST TUBE!" Bot waved cheerfully
"BOT!" Test Tube gave her a annoyed look then "i told you not to tell the others about-"
but Test Tube stopped scolding her little pink friend when she noticed standing up rubbing his arm
"ow...is this really how you go to your lab?" Liekable asked with a smile
"LIEKABLE OH MY SCIENCE!" Test Tube quickly ran over to the human and jumped onto him before giving him a big hug.
"hah...it's good to see you too" Liekable hugged her back before Test Tube went back to the ground with a tearful expression
"Peter you're here too...?" Test Tube looked at Peter who gave her a wink
"and...oh" Test Tube saw Y/n and her face fell down then
"gee, happy to see your ass too..." Y/n groaned in pain as King Tubby was laying on top of him
"oh goodness my new crown is broken!" King Tubby held his broken golden crown with a sad face
"you know each other huh?" Cherzi smirked to which Liekable just decided to ignore her
"why would you hide a lab under a vending machine?" Taco asked with a growl before Test Tube raised her eyebrow
"have we met before...?" Test Tube asked
"oh...i don't believe so" Taco quickly looked away from the scientist with a smirk
"hmm...well anyways..WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU ALL BACK THERE!?" Test Tube frantically asked
"ask him..." Donut pointed at MePhone4 who was laying on the table now
"MePhone...what did you do this time?" Test Tube gave him a scowl
"i...uh....augh..." MePhone4 couldn't talk as his body shot out electricity
"he looks really bad..." Cody winced
"Vectorman isn't up yet.." Amity said in worry as Vectorman was laid down by the abomination
"so is Monotaro...are they...." Donut stopped from finishing and gulped
"pretty sure they're just knocked out...Vectorman must've had his circuits like damaged by MePhone's own electricity or something" Chef Pee Pee shrugged
"Test Tube can fix them she's like the smartest person ever!" said Bot to which Test Tube looked away with a embarrassed face
"oh...it's not really that impressive" Test Tube giggled sheepishly
"oh, smartest person ever eh?" Cherzi said to which Test Tube gave her a quick glance before looking away
"PLEASE FIX THEM OR ELSE WE'LL BE TRAPPED HERE FOREVER!" Brooklyn Guy yelled and shook her rapidly
"uhhhh~" Test Tube was dizzy then before Chef Pee Pee pulled the puppet away
"ooooh what's this?" Jeffy touched a bunch of keypads then
"WAIT! the science rules states that you can't touch anything!" Test Tube said in frustration
"OH LOOK AT THIS!" Junior picked up a ray gun and then accidentally shot it at Joey who who then got frozen in a block of ice
"you guys..." Lilith face-palmed at their stupidity
"okay everybody out! I'll try to fix them, preferably with NO DISTRACTIONS!" Test Tube growled before pulling out a remote and pressing on a button which caused some of them to fall on a hole except for Bot, Liekable along with MePhone4 and the two other robots.
"wait...why am i here?" Liekable asked
"oh yay i'm allowed too!" Bot jumped in joy
Test Tube sighed before smiling "sorry about that, i can only trust you enough to not mess around...besides it's been a while since we talked after that entire incident..."
"yeah...though I gotta admit that Y/n isn't as bad as he was back in that place" Liekable said with a small smile
"judging by what I've seen in the TV...i suppose his attitude is adequate" Test Tube shrugged before picking up the laptop Brooklyn Guy dropped and walking over to the table to see MePhone4 looking up with exhaustion
"hmm...his screen needs repairing, there seems to be internal damage as well...I'll have to perform a operation on him" said Test Tube as MePhone4 groaned then
"ugh...i hate going to the dentist" MePhone4 growled which earned him a confused look from Test Tube
"oh my gosh, it's like the movies" said Bot in excitement
"can you fix Vectorman and Monotaro?" asked Liekable
"i can only try..." Test Tube sighed before pressing something on her remote before a bunch of robotic arms came out of the walls before grabbing the three robots and laying them down on three operation tables
"are they going to get a massage?" Bot asked
"not exactly..." Test Tube rolled her eyes with a smile before walking over to MePhone4 first
"....what....happened to Cobs?" Liekable asked after a short silence
Test Tube stopped as she remembered what she did to him after the killing game ended
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Steve Cobs was seen with a straight jacket inside a room full of teddy bears and a cheerful kid friendly music playing on the background
he growled before yelling loudly as he tried to break down the door and escape from this hellish place...
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Test Tube then looked at Liekable with a smirk "oh...let's just say that he won't be causing any problems again"
"I'll take your word for it" Liekable shrugged before Test Tube began the operation as Liekable and Bot helped assist her
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two hours later...
everyone was seen outside near the soda machine.
"ugh..." Donut groaned impatiently
"dude chill out, your boyfriend will be fine" Peter sighed
"BOYFRIEND!?" Donut gave him a baffled look
"this is boring..." Junior said as he sat next to Jeffy who was patting on his diaper
"what's the green vegetable doing to MePhone4?" asked Jeffy
"it's a tube Jeffy..." Lilith corrected him
"oh okay, what's the green dildo going to MePhone4...is she going to eat his butt?" Jeffy asked to which Lilith gave him a grossed out look
"what if they can't make it..." Cucumber asked nervously
"relax, as long as we think positively then our friends will be fine" Candle said as she was in a mediating position
"i wish my fucking shelf didn't get destroyed..." Billy said with frustration
"good thing i saved this..." Cherzi pulled out her rolling rock bottle
"should you really be drinking...?" Amity asked to which Cherzi shrugged before taking a sip from the bottle
"this is ridiculous...why did that honyak keep that buffoon inside but kicked ME out?" Taco kicked a pebble in anger
"maybe because she knew him better than your ass, did Test Tube ever meet Taco in season 2 or something?" Peter asked
"no but deviantart exists" Y/n huffed in boredom
"i really wish i knew what you were talking about most of the time..." Lilith muttered
"hey guys can i try the machine again?" asked Coop
"me too muchachos!" Joey giggled
Taco ignored the two and quickly cleaned her throat before approaching Amity
"Amity dear...i just wanted to apologize for my behavior from our last talk, it was so brave of you to save MePhone4...or MePhone, whatever he calls himself...you're a good person nonetheless!" Taco said with a innocent voice
"oh...yeah that's fine, despite all the times he tortured us, i just couldn't stand behind and let somebody get taken away..." Amity said to which Taco quickly nodded at.
"of course, i see now that you truly care about everyone here...I'm so glad to have you on our team" Taco smiles before hugging Amity on the leg which caused the witch to blush in embarrassed
"o-oh...anything for my friends" Amity chuckled while Cherzi was seen rolling her eyes on the back
"what do you think they're doing down, i mean i already know but it'll be nice to hear some theories from my fellow acquaintances" King Tubby asked to which most of them just shrugged
"i mean, they could be fixing them..." Cody said indifferently
"yeah..." Lilith nodded
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"hey Tubby I've forced Cheeta to kill me before" Y/n casually said
"WHAT NOW!?" King Tubby gasped
"dude what the hell?" Chef Pee Pee looked at Y/n in disbelief as the latter just shrugged
"man i really hope that MePhone would be okay...actually, if we get stuck here then that wouldn't be bad...at least I won't have to deal with Karen or Penelope, or my jobs...hm, you know what? this is actually pretty fine!" said Brooklyn Guy with a cheerful voice
"ugh...i'll be going on a walk, Cherzi are you coming?" asked Taco to which she then saw Cherzi laying down with a dizzy face
"uh...noooo....~" Cherzi said with a drunk expression
Taco sighed in frustration "oh fine, you all are being ridiculous at this poin-Ah!"
Taco bumped into something then and fell back in the ground.
"ow...watch where you're going yo-....." Taco stopped talking when she saw Microphone staring at her with a confused face
"oh...you" Microphone said as her face turned to a annoyed one
"oh..." Taco quickly looked away as the mood shifted to awkwardness quickly
"yikes..." Y/n winced along with Peter
"...what are you!?" Microphone looked at the humans in horror then.
"WE'RE HUMANS RACIST ASSHOLE!" Jeffy yelled angrily
"what...ugh you know whatever, just stay away from me!" Microphone said as she gave Taco a glare before walking away
"...." Taco frowned deeply at Microphone before she disappeared into the woods
"...who was that?" Donut asked as Taco stood up and brushed herself
"none of your business..."Taco then quickly ran away from the others.
"geez..." Coop muttered
"will she be okay?" Cucumber asked
"i think we should go after her-"
"HEY GUYS!" Bot shouted which caused Amity to jump with a small shriek
"where did you come from!?" asked Brooklyn Guy as Bot really appeared out of nowhere
"Test Tube said that we can go back to her lab now!" Bot exclaimed before jumping inside the slide
"...okay?" said Lilith
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everybody was seen inside the lab again..
"Monotaro..." Donut looked at Monotaro who was still laying on the operation table
"are they going to be okay?" asked Amity as she held Vectorman's hand with a frown
"i did whatever i could..." Test Tube said frowning as well
"nice screen bitch" Y/n said slapping MePhone4 on the screen
"dude...you're supposed to do it like this" Peter then literally punched MePhone4 on the face
"actually you're supposed to spit on him" Junior then spat on the host
"wait guys actually we're supposed to do this" Jeffy then started to take off his pants
"CAN YOU IDIOTS STOP ALREADY!?" Chef Pee Pee yelled angrily
MePhone4's body then made a sound before suddenly his face came back to which he stared at the others in confusion
"ow...what happened to me...AND IS THIS SPIT!?" MePhone4 said in disgust as he wiped his fingers
Vectorman then slowly started to get up as well holding his head
"Vectorman you're okay!" King Tubby exclaimed
"....dang the heck happened to us?" said Vectorman
"uh...are you feeling alright?" asked Amity
"like a million bucks, sheesh we almost drowned back there huh!" Vectorman said with a chuckle while the others stared at him in confusion
"GODDAMN WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO ME!?" a voice came from behind them
"Monotaro!?" Donut gasped as Monotaro was now awake as well
"what's up with you?" Billy asked
"the fuck YOU mean!? I'm feeling great!" Monotaro laughed
"i...this isn't usually how you talk" Donut said with concern
"why the fuck do you have to worry all the goddamn time, Jesus fuck Donut just chill out for a moment!" Monotaro said before playfully punching the Donut in the arm
"uhhh...." Liekable looked at Test Tube who was seen with a very disturbed face
"i...I don't know what's wrong with their personalities, i just dried their circuits only!" Test Tube exclaimed
"we should...be asking...phone guy" Cherzi said as she still felt a little dizzy from drinking too much.
"WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM, YOU BETTER SPEAK!" Donut yelled at MePhone4 who backed away from the angry donut
"SHEESH, calm down!" MePhone4 said with sweating running down his face
"how about you start explaining why Mr.Madness started attacking the camp demanding for answers from you?" Candle asked sternly
"i...oh man my laptop is broken? I can't tell you anything oh no" said MePhone4 with a fake disappointed voice
"oh you lying piece of shit.." Billy growled
"you know what?" Brooklyn Guy said before looking at everyone "fuck it, you guys know what happens when you got eliminated back at the elimination center?"
"uh...go home?" Coop said
"fuck no! you'd get launched into a damn island away from the main one and then are forced to basically live for the entirety of the fucking show, this asshole can't send any of you back home because well i dunno...MAYBE BECAUSE HE LOST THE GODDAMN COORDINATES TO YOUR UNIVERSES!?" Brooklyn Guy yelled gaining shocked looks from everyone while MePhone4 looked at them in nervousness
"WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL!?" Billy yelled
"and you guys wanna know why Vectorman kept talking like a emotionless robot!? because when MePhone teleported you all here your fucking memories got altered, Vectorman is a goddamn surfer dude, Monotaro fucking died, and we pulled Amity straight from an epic battle between some fucking puppet and a weird ass kid...and Mr.Madness was dead as well so he probably found the truth and wanted to fucking kill us all for bringing him back to life just to play in MePhone's STUPID ASS GAME!" Brooklyn Guy finished before taking a deep breath as everyone then stared at MePhone4 in anger then
"out of everything you've done...YOU'VE CROSSED THE LINE THIS TIME!" Test Tube yelled at him
"i...remember now...why did you take me away!? i was supposed to be saving my home with my friends!" Amity said with a hurtful face while MePhone4 rubbed his head in guilt
"so you couldn't even send us home...AND YOU WERE GOING TO KEEP US ALL TRAPPED IN A ISLAND AFTER WE GOT ELIMINATED!?" Lilith yelled in disbelief
"this is really wrong...why, just why would you do something like this?" Liekable asked
"it's not my fault! the laptop just locked me out of getting the coordinates!" MePhone4 said in his own defense
"dude you seriously messed up, totally not cool" Vectorman shook his head in disappointment
"FUCKING IDIOT, NOW WHAT WILL WE DO!?" Monotaro asked angrily
"the laptop still has the coordinates right!?" Chef Pee Pee asked
"y-yeah but...it's broken?" MePhone4 looked at Test Tube
"i...couldn't manage to fix it no matter what I've tried, i'm so sorry you guys..." Test Tube said with a sorrowful expression
"wait i can fix it!" Jeffy then took a hammer before he started bashing the laptop much to their shock
"JEFFY WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?" Cody yelled
"GET AWAY FROM THAT!" Brooklyn Guy pushed Jeffy away then and looked at the destroyed laptop in shock
"NO...TAKE THE MEMORY CHIP QUICKLY!" MePhone4 ran towards the laptop and torn it up before taking out a small little chip, he then backed away from the destroyed laptop which started to short-circuit before blowing up
MePhone4 huffed in relief before giving Jeffy a very angry glare "YOU IDIOT, HAD YOU DESTROYED THE CHIP THEN EVERYTHING WOULD'VE BEEN OVER!"
"you damn retard" Y/n groaned at the puppet
"Jeffy was just trying to help, why are you guys so uppity?" Junior asked which earned him a smack from Billy
"now what..." Cherzi asked
"we could install the chip in my laptop, you can take them home then right?" Test Tube suggested
"you THINK that little laptop is going to handle this thing!?" MePhone4 gave her a baffled face "do you realize how powerful my laptop was...IT WAS FROM MEEPLE GOD DANG IT!"
"good going Jeffy" Peter grumbled
"no problem!" Jeffy nodded proudly to which Donut quickly face-palmed
"I NEED TO GO HOME, I DON'T WANNA PLAY ANYMORE!" Amity yelled angrily
"well i can't send you guys home without my laptop, and also I won't send anyone home unless you get eliminated" MePhone4 said which earned him more shocked looks from everyone
"dude are you serious?" Coop grunted
"yep" MePhone4 nodded
"YOU'RE A JERK!" Amity groaned as she summoned a magic circle
"Amity, let's not get violent now...surely we can find a way to fix this?" Candle suggested
"but what...how could we find another one of those lappy dogs?" King Tubby asked
"laptop..." Lilith corrected with a sigh
"but what about my show...and how can they send messages now without the other laptop!?" MePhone4 gasped in horror
"IS THE SHOW ALL YOU CARE ABOUT!?" Chef Pee Pee yelled at him
"YES!" MePhone4 yelled back
"ohhhh~ can i be in the show?" Bot asked
"I'M NOT DEALING WITH THAT AGAIN, EVERYBODY QUICKLY THINK OF SOMETHING!" MePhone4 ordered
"LIKE WHAT DUMB FUCK!?" Monotaro asked rudely
"this is totally nuts man...how can i clean up all the mess from my home now?" Vectorman huffed as he leaned against the wall with his arms behind his neck
"ugh...this is stupid" Amity grumbled as she couldn't stop thinking about Luz and her friends now.
"if you got the laptop from Meeple...?....then can't we just-"
"GASP! I KNOW, WE CAN STEAL ONE OF MEEPLE'S LAPTOPS! AND THIS WILL BE THE NEXT CHALLENGE!!" MePhone4 said happily while the others gave him a annoyed look in return
"okay, the fact that you said gasp out loud is stupid, and the fact that you still want to continue the show despite what happened is even more stupid, are you seriously that arrogant?" Lilith asked
"seems more insane than anything" Cody muttered
"you can't do this...this is just stupid!" Test Tube argued
"don't care, and if anyone purposely tries to get eliminated then I ain't sending ya home, got it?" said MePhone4 smirking
"UGH THAT'S NOT FAIR!" Amity held her hair and gave the host a very upset look
"i don't care, i have viewers to entertain" MePhone4 rolled his eyes
"wait if the others are still back in the island then that means the lava..." Cucumber's eyes shrunk in fear
"oh, actually the invisible barrier should keep them safe, the Island Of Failures is far away from the volcano anyway" MePhone4 scoffed
"you even named it that...?" Candle sighed deeply and held her forehead at the host's attitude
"how can you even continue the show...do you even have your powers anymore?" Cherzi asked skeptically
"of course, I can still generate stuff!" MePhone4 bragged
"uh...MePhone? i don't think you should do that for now, your body hasn't been fixed completely and-"
"GOSH! am i the only one who hears clown music whenever she speaks, like seriously!" MePhone4 said with a loud groan
"yeah, it's like whenever Testicular Tube speaks all I hear is the nerd music from bully, DAA DAA DADADA!" Y/n said mimicking the notes
"nah it's more like daadaadaddaa!" said Peter while Test Tube gave each one a very angry look
"i don't have anymore fucking regrets so sure let's do it" Brooklyn Guy said indifferently
"you gotta be kidding..." Cucumber muttered in total shock
"anyways now that we're done bullying Testy, everyone follow me outside!" MePhone4 hit his screen and disappeared in a flash of light
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"you're still here" Liekable said as MePhone4 merely moved a foot away from the others
"uh..." MePhone4 said awkwardly before pressing on his body rapidly before he finally disappeared away this time
"goddammit..." Billy said in frustration as nobody could believe this...
MePhone4 kept the eliminated contestants in a Island far away...
lost their home coordinates ...
AND NOW THEY WERE STUCK HERE AND SUPPOSED TO BE DOING ANOTHER CHALLENGE DESPITE THE FACT THAT THE SHOW WAS COMPLETELY DESTROYED!?
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this was a nightmare...
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everyone was seen outside then
"okay people it's time for the-"
"where's Taco?" Joey asked
"....wait where is she?" MePhone4 asked as he looked around for the missing contestant
"she went to a walk last time we saw her bump into her girlfriend Mic" Y/n said yawning
"ooooh she got a girlfriend!?" Vectorman said with a little laugh
"you guys shouldn't make assumptions like that..." Cucumber muttered
"WHY THE FUCK NOT, I THINK TACO IS OUT THERE SCISSORING HERE GIRLFRIEND!" Monotaro laughed loudly
"Monotaro quit acting like that...what happened to you!?" Donut said in frustration
"oh yeah his memories must've been altered when we teleported away, oopsie!" MePhone4 shrugged with a innocent wink
"ugh...but what about Vectorman?" Amity asked with a grumpy face
"oh him? yeah that's actually his real personality, he got altered when we first brought him in the island" MePhone4 said with a lazy wave
"hey now i liked my real self better anyways, do you know how confusing it was for me to speak like an actual robotic dude, affirmative negative...like huh?" Vectorman scoffed
"CHIPOTLEEEE!" Junior yelled sticking his tongue out
"AYYYYY!" Vectorman said giving a thumbs up
"SURFING AND CHIPOTLEEEE!" Coop cheered
"i think I prefer the old Vectorman..." Lilith sighed in irritation
"anyway we're not starting with Taco so...GO FIND HER, I'll be hiding in this bush in the meantime!" MePhone4 then jumped inside a bush while Baseball walked in with a confused look
"wait who are you guys?" he asked
"...uh..." Liekable looked at him in awkwardness
"I'll find her, i need a minute from you freaks anyway" Cherzi rolled her eyes before walking away into the woods
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Taco was seen sitting in the forest just on a wood stump...
she looked down and sighed for a moment as she remembered all the times she used to sit here and drink tea talking to Microphone...
"who needs friends anyways..." Taco grumbled and held her fists tightly
"hello" Cherzi said from behind causing Taco to yelp a little
"could you please STOP that?" Taco asked 'nicely'
"no, listen a bunch of stuff happened, none of the contestants go back home when eliminated, some of the people had their memories altered and MePhone4 who's supposedly MePhone now just announced we're still doing challenges, which is about to happen right now and if you don't come with me then you'd probably get eliminated"
Taco looked at Cherzi for a moment in confusion
"wha-OH HEY!" Taco was then picked up by Cherzi who gave her a piggyback as she ran away from the forest
"could you slow down a little!?" Taco said as she held on tightly
"no" Cherzi answered back as Taco screamed and was smacked by a hanging tree branch multiple times
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"sooo...was that your girlfriend back there?" Cherzi asked slyly
"oh shut up..." Taco growled as she pulled on Cherzi's hair to which the latter giggled and continued to pester her about Mic
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"i really don't understand what's happening here" said Baseball who was standing next to Knife
"just being honest but some of the you look hideous" said Knife carelessly
"get them away from here..." MePhone4 hissed from the bush to Brooklyn Guy
"uh...HEY YOU GET AWAY FROM HERE RIGHT NOW!" Brooklyn Guy yelled
"why?" Baseball asked
"you can't tell me what to do!" Knife growled
"IF YOU DON'T THEN I'M TAKING OFF MY CLOTHES AND SHOWING YOU MY JUNK!" Brooklyn Guy threatened
"ew..." said Lilith
"what!? okay geez we're leaving" Baseball gave him a angry frown before walking away.
"i won't forget this...weirdo" Knife grumbled as he walked away from the scene as well
"what the actual fuck was that?" asked Billy
"i don't know..." said Liekable
Taco was then thrown into her team all of a sudden
"HAHA LOSER!" Monotaro laughed
"we're back" Cherzi said before Taco stood up and spat grass out of her mouth
"that was gnarly dude!" Vectorman said with a laugh to which confused Taco
"OKAY THEN!" MePhone4 jumped out of his bush with a smile
"what is the challenge?" asked Donut as Monotaro burped loudly
"simple, you guys are gonna build a aircraft and then lift me up into Meeple's HQ, from there you all will need to race throughout the entire place and get a powerful laptop to me so that I could get back to TCB Island and continue my show" MePhone4 explained before pressing something on his body which generated a table.
he looked at the table in confusion before pressing himself which generated a fridge instead.
"UGH!!" MePhone4 growled angrily and slammed his body before finally generating what he wanted, a box full of parts needed to make an aircraft
"how are we supposed-"
"HUSH!" MePhone4 said before he generated a video camera and quickly pressed on the live button.
"my precious viewers...I've missed you so much!" MePhone4 winked at the camera before he started to make out with it
"uh...hold on a moment!" Taco growled angrily before pointing at the Wannabees "their team size is bigger than ours, you eliminated two of my members before and i think that's ridiculously unfair!"
"cry more bozo" Pete sneered
"i demand you do something about it!" Taco said to which MePhone4 then groaned in irritation
"ughhhh....okay since you wanna cry about double eliminations then this challenge will be a double elimination as well, I'll pick whoever gets to leave depending on which team gets me the laptop first" said MePhone4 to which the others gasped
"nice going..." Cherzi rolled her eyes at Taco who grumbled something under her breath
"dude how can they even build an airplane or whatever?" Chef Pee Pee but MePhone4 just continued to flex at the camera
"uh okay...you guys can start the challenge already" Brooklyn Guy said as he looked at MePhone4 who was now dancing to the camera making BG wonder if he had gone crazy or something.
"do we seriously wanna do this...?" asked Cucumber
"if we don't give it our best then we won't be sent back to home" Coop pointed out
"YEAH SO QUIT BEING A PUSSY ALREADY!" Monotaro yelled angrily
"Monotaro!" Donut gave him a scowl
"JUST FUCKING BUILD ALREADY, THE OTHER TEAM IS ALREADY OPENING THEIR BOX ASSHOLE!" Monotaro pointed at the Chaotic Idiots who had their box opened by Vectorman with his blaster
"ugh...okay then open the box" Lilith groaned before she and her team started their work
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"alright people, step by step" Taco said clapping her hands as everyone began to work on the parts except for Amity that is.
"Amity come on now" said Taco
"i...i don't know" Amity grumbled
"you heard what MePhone said, he won't send you home if you lose on purpose...besides would you really want to go back empty handed?" Taco asked to which Amity then sighed in defeat before beginning to help the others while Taco smirked in satisfaction
"hey Jeffy look" Junior then held a circular pipe before inserting a straight one in and out of it multiple times
"AHAHAH! why it do that!?" Jeffy said obnoxiously
"hey guys!" Y/n then held two blue lightbulbs next to his crouch "I GOT BLUE BALLS!"
"AHAHAHA! why it do that?" Junior asked
"could you Idiots focus...?" Cherzi groaned
"you're hardly doing anything though..." King Tubby pointed out
"i'm helping with the instructions, see?" Cherzi held a blueprint
"oh, carry on then!" King Tubby shrugged
"hey guys, look at this!" Vectorman then started to balance a pipe on his nose
"AHAHAHA! WHY IT DO THAT?" Y/n, along with Junior and Jeffy said at the same time
"COULD YOU ALL FOCUS!?" Taco yelled angrily to which the four then stopped messing around
"hey guys-"
"JOEY I SWEAR TO GOD!" Taco growled at Joey who was about to take a bite out of a wheel
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"how are we supposed to do this...?" asked Lilith as she looked at the blueprint
"the instructions are simple enough, and I've built crazier stuff before so this shouldn't be hard if we all worked together" said Cody
"I agree! everybody let's all build each individual part as a group of two!" Donut suggested
"GAY! LET'S ALL BUILD A TANK!" Monotaro suggested instead
"Monotaro you have to behave!" Donut growled
"FUCK NO, I'M BUILDING A TANK BITCH!" Monotaro said before quickly grabbing a few parts
"is he going to be like that forever...?" asked Cucumber as Monotaro and Donut fought with each other
"i hope not...anyway we could do this so let's just try" Liekable said as he started to grab a few parts along with the others
"goddammit stop stepping on our stuff!" Billy yelled at Monotaro who quickly flipped him off then
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one hour later...
MePhone4 was seen sitting on a chair sipping on lemonade while Brooklyn Guy and PP fanned him
"and..done!" Coop finished tightening a nail on his team's aircraft which was made out of wood and metal with a blade on top of a metallic roof and a large basket to hold up their teammates
"Coop I didn't know you were that good of a mechanic!" said Cucumber impressed by his skill
"well I didn't build the Megas out of nothing ya know?" said Coop pointing at his brain
"I really hope this will be enough to get us up..." said Donut
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"WE'RE DOOONE!" Joey yelled as Taco and Cherzi were seen looking at the clouds before standing up to see their aircraft...
"oh, how lovely" said Cherzi as their aircraft was made out of metal and some of Amity's abomination smudge four blades on each corner of the roof and a large basket
"four blades to carry Joey' ass" Y/n pointed out
"this plane is so awesome Junior!" Jeffy said staring at his work in awe
"i know right!? I call it Junior, so if you ladies wanna hop on Junior's big plane then go ahead~" Junior winked before laying on the ground motioning at his lower parts
"man this aircraft is awesome, but you guys know that I could turn into one if i wanted!" said Vectorman a little snugly
"yeah whatever, MEPHONE WE'RE DONE!" Taco yelled at the host who then took off his sunglasses before seeing the planes
"wow can i just say that both of those planes are absolutely breathtaking!" said the host
"well thanks!" King Tubby smiled happily
"what? oh no i meant that as a insult" MePhone4 sneered to which most of the people rolled their eyes
"so which team are you going to ride with?" asked Liekable before suddenly their aircraft started it's engine
"YEEEEAHHHH!" Monotaro was seen piloting the aircraft while the others gasped
"MONOTARO STOP IT, YOU'RE GOING TO RUIN IT!" Donut yelled before Monotaro then started flying out of control before the aircraft then landed down on a tree before exploding
"ooooh shit..." Peter said with a wince
"and he's dead..." Lilith face-palmed
"I'll revive him later!" MePhone4 laughed
"you'll revive Mr.Madness too right?" Cucumber asked to which MePhone4 gave him a blank stare...
"...LOOKS LIKE I'LL BE RIDING WITH THE CHAOTIC IDIOTS!" MePhone4 then quickly got inside their plane
"HAH!" Taco said with a snarky voice
"try to keep up you nerds!" Junior laughed as the rest of his team got in their plane
"now what?" asked Coop in frustration
"well...GRAB ONTO THEIR CHOPPER FUCKERS!" Peter yelled before running over to the aircraft and then jumping up to catch it's basket
"wait that's too dangerou-AHHH!" Donut was suddenly kicked by Monotaro who had half of his face torn off due to the plane explosion
"GRABBBBB ONNNN!" Monotaro yelled as he jumped onto the basket along with Peter and Donut while the others stared at them in shock as the Chaotic Idiots went up in the air unaware of multiple people hanging under their basket
the other contestants stared at each other in silence...
"...you guys wanna hear a story?" asked Brooklyn Guy
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later in the air...
"nicely done team, they have no chance of winning now!" Taco chortled joyfully
"hell yeah" Y/n nodded
"man this looks really nice!" Vectorman said looking at the beautiful clouds
"a lovely sight that's for certain" King Tubby said with a relaxed sigh
"makes you muchachos wanna dance right, hold on I'll do that right now!" Joey then started dancing which caused the ground to creak before suddenly it broke apart causing Joey to fall down along with Junior and King Tubby while the others looked shocked...
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we then see Silver Spoon having a picnic by himself in the middle of the forest
"ah...such a delightful day, nothing could ruin such a beautiful and humble day like Thai at all" said Silver as he took a sip from his tea before suddenly Joey fell down next to him creating a sandstorm before the dust faded away as a large crater on the forest while Silver Spoon has a horrified expression as he was now covered in filth
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"....let's pretend that didn't happen" said Cherzi as she looked up to see a large circular cloud coming into view
"we're nearly there!" said MePhone4 in joy
just moments later the team then finally sees the Headquarters as they stare at it in awe
their aircraft finally lands on the platform before they quickly exit and step in the surface again
"YES, MEET YOU BOZOS INSIDE!" MePhone4 laughed and quickly ran into the building while the others stared at each other in confusion.
"does this challenge even make sense?" asked Amity
"dunno but we gotta get that laptop and win!" said Y/n in determination
"yeah let's go an-AUGHHH!" but Jeffy was then kicked off by Monotaro as he ran towards the building with Peter and Donut
"SUCK MY DICK Y/N!" Peter taunted
"WE DIDN'T MEAN TO DO THAT!" Donut yelled with a apologetic face
"YES WE DID!" Monotaro yelled as he got inside the building then
"UGH QUICKLY AFTER THEM!" Taco yelled as she and her team began to chase after the Wannabees
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Chaotic Idiots exit from a an elevator to see a place full of laptops and chairs as the three Wannabees were quickly grabbing laptops and handing it to MePhone4 who was inserting a USB into each one which caused them to short-circuit
"nope, try another one" said the host as he threw away a laptop next to a bunch of other ones.
"FUCK YOU PETER THIS IS OUR WIN THIS TIME!" Y/n said angrily
"HOW ABOUT YOU SUCK MY DICK ASSHOLE!?" Peter retorted
"forget about them, just grab one and hand it to the phone" Cherzi rolled her eyes as she and her team quickly went over to grab multiple laptops and hand them to MePhone4
"hey don't cut me off!" Donut complained as Taco took his turn in giving MePhone4 a laptop
"how about you be more faster next time?" Taco said with a smirk as MePhone4 then threw away her laptop
"nope, next one!" MePhone4 said
"FUCK OFF MAN!" Monotaro yelled as he punched Cherzi in the stomach with a laptop
"Hey!" Cherzi growled angrily
"YOU GUYS WON'T WIN!" Peter said as he and Y/n started to push each other away from MePhone4
the teams constantly pushed each other as they grabbed every laptop from the desks and gave it to MePhone4 who's USB refused to work on either one of them...
Donut quickly hands MePhone4 the last laptop to which the host inserted his USB inside before the laptop short-circuited much like the others causing Donut to frown deeply as MePhone4 shook his head
"nope try another one!" MePhone4 smirked
"THERE'S NO MORE LEFT!" Amity yelled in frustration
"hmm...actually there might be one in...Cobs' office" MePhone4 groaned at the name
"WELL I'M GETTING THAT SHIT FIRST!" Monotaro declared
"NOT IF WE DO FIRST!" Taco growled as the two began to run towards the hallway before suddenly a alarm started going off
"INTRUDERS DETECTED, DEFENSE MODE ACTIVATED!" a voice said from the speakers above
suddenly a bunch of MePhone5s appear in the room
"THOSE WHO TRESPASS WILL BE DESTROYED, PREPARE FOR COMPLETE DESTRUCTION INTRUDERS!" they all say angrily
"oh uh" said Cherzi
"you guys go ahead of us, it's been a while since I've destroyed something!" Vectorman said with a happy voice as he got into a fighting stance
"I WANNA KILL PEOPLE!" Monotaro yelled joyfully
"UGH WELL I'M OUT OF HERE!" Taco said before running away into a hallway
"fuck this, you handle it on your own!" Y/n quickly ran away too
"oh the hell you won't!" Peter started to chase after him
"uh...are you going to be okay?" Donut asked nervously
"JUST GET THE FUCK AWAY, I GOT THIS!" Monotaro yelled as he pulled out his sharp claws and jumped at the nearest MePhone5 before slicing them in half
"as much as fun it'll be to see this...i got places to be so...CYA!" MePhone4 laughed and ran away into a hallway as well
"seriously...?" Amity groaned as she was left to defend herself along with Vectorman, Joey and Cherzi
"YOU'RE TOASTED!" Vectorman yelled as he blasted one of the Meeple guards into pieces
"i wish i had my wand right now..." Cherzi grumbled as she dodged a attack from MePhone5
"i guess we really have to do this..." Amity groaned as she prepared to use her fire magic to fight
"FUCK YOU BITCHES!" Monotaro laughed as he went around killing multiple guards with his claws alone
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Taco and Y/n were seen running in the hallway followed by Peter and Donut
Y/n dropped a statue of Steve Cobs to which Peter quickly hopped over with Donut
"get lost already you stubborn cretins!" Taco growled at them
"how about you masturbate to Microphone's big fucking head!?" Peter said as he picked up a vase before throwing it towards Y/n who quickly ducked down to dodge it
"is this really necessary!?" Donut asked before stopping along with the others as suddenly the hallway had turned into a obstacle course front of them with a bunch of pits, axes swinging side to side and comically large boxing gloves coming out of said pits
"you gotta be joking...where's that MePhone anyways!?" Taco asked in frustration
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MePhone4 was seen running in the hallway before stopping to take his breath
"g-good thing i know secret routes to this place......?" MePhone4 looked around and saw a door to his right.
MePhone4 stared at the door with a stoic face before suddenly a memory flashed to him
"adam?" a unknown voice said in his head
MePhone4 gasped and shook his head quickly before staring at the door with a scared expression and quickly running away from it
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cut back to the previous scene.
Taco was seen running and dodging axes in the obstacle course with a bunch of bruises on her body with the others following behind
she sees the end of the course and smirks
"HAHA, YES I'VE MADE IT, TAKE THAT YOU LOSERS-" but as soon as Taco jumped over a pit a boxing glove came up and punched her into the roof
the others then quickly crossed the pit and went running upstairs
Peter and Y/n seen racing in the hallway when suddenly MePhone4 was seen at the end of the hallway pressing up on the elevator with a annoyed face
Y/n growled and looked at Peter before quickly slamming his elbow into the blonde's nose causing them to yell and stop as they held their broken and bleeding nose then.
"FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!" Y/n laughed crazily as he then stepped into the elevator with MePhone4 before frantically pressing on the buttons to close the door
Donut stopped near Peter and started panting heavily
"w-we can't catch up..." Donut said in frustration
"augh..oh yes we will!" Peter said with a growl
"but we're too far-WAIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING!" Donut was then picked up by Peter and quickly thrown off towards the elevator.
"what the hell!?" Y/n gasped as Donut flew by screaming and crashed into the elevator before could it close.
"heh..." Peter smirked before falling down in exhaustion
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we then see Y/n, MePhone4 and Donut standing in the elevator in awkward silence
(there's actually a animated version of this on my channel, you can find it here)
the three stood around in awkwardness as the elevator slowly moved up for a few seconds...
finally the elevator came to a stop and the doors opened then
-
the three ran out of the elevator then and found themselves in a long hallway which had a door near the end
they ran towards it before suddenly a bunch of MePhone5s appeared making them come to a halt
"oh you gotta be kidding me..." MePhone4 growled as he dodged a fist from one of them.
Y/n grabbed one of the MePhone5s and threw them out of the window before punching another one on their screen which they immediately regretted because of how goddamn solid their screens were
Donut dodged a tackle from one of the guards and yelped as he ran around dodging most of the attacks
"how about a taste of a sharp sword?" MePhone4 smirked before generating a large painting of a half naked Chris McLean causing MePhone4 to scream and then slam it onto a MePhone5
Donut was then backed against a wall as one of the MePhone5 charged at them with a fist before suddenly Y/n came in with a punch to their face
Donut looked at him in shock before asking "you saved me...?"
"wouldn't be fun without competition..." Y/n shrugged before Donut saw a MePhone5 behind him to which he quickly then jumped at and trapped using their circular mouth
MePhone4 then came in with a boxing glove and punched the trapped MePhone5 hard enough to shatter their screen before Donut quickly pulled themselves out of the defeated guard
"woah...thanks?" Y/n scratched his head as Donut gave a thumbs up
more MePhone5s appeared behind the three then to which they slowly started backing away from.
"INTO THE ROOM QUICKLY!" Donut yelled before they all ran away from the guards who were chasing after them.
MePhone4 got inside the room first before Donut and Y/n did before they quickly slammed it shut and the three pushed a large couch in to block the door then.
the three then took a deep breath finally looking at the room in front of them.
it was a large office with blue glass like windows to each side, there was a large overview window of the clouds in front of a desk and a computer...
"...WHOEVER GETS TO THAT COMPUTER WINS THE CHALLENGE!" MePhone4 quickly yelled before Donut and Y/n looked at each other before immediately getting off the ground and running straight towards it
Donut reached the desk but Y/n just leaped over it and crashed into the computer instead.
"and Y/n wins for his team!" MePhone4 announced
"oh no..." Donut frowned deeply
"sorry dude" Y/n shrugged
MePhone4 then quickly pushed Y/n away before pulling one of the desk drawers and finding a laptop inside to which he set onto the desk before the host quickly plugged in his USB into it.
Y/n watched MePhone4 do something in the laptop while Donut looked extremely disappointed before suddenly all of the contestants came into the room.
"TOASTED-wait what?" Vectorman said in confusion as he shot at the wall accidentally
"wait...what happened?" Amity asked as she looked at around
"Y/n won the challenge, which means the Wannabees are getting two of their members eliminated!" said MePhone4 who was in a happy mood right now
"YES!" Taco cheered
"sorry guys..." Donut sighed sadly
"it's alright, you did your best" Candle patted him on the back
"we still fucking lost..." Billy grumbled
"in your face loser!" Y/n said with a smug smirk to Peter who growled in response
"okay so now I'll pick who gets to leave since we can't really vote for now...and man do i miss the fan messages?" MePhone4 sighed
"i wouldn't mind if you just picked me" Lilith said
"WHAT KIND OF PANSY FUCKERY ARE YOU SAYING, BE A MAN AND TRY TO WIN THE GOODMAN PRIZE!" Monotaro yelled angrily
"you made basically made us lose the challenge" Liekable said rolling his eyes
"hush, I'll be choosing now...eenie meenie miney mo, one of the contestants has to go, and that unlucky one is none other than the Wannabees....?..uh....you are.....IT!" MePhone4 pointed two fingers at two people then who turned out to be...
Cucumber and Coop!
"MAN COME ON!" Coop whined loudly
Cucumber sighed deeply "I knew this was going to happen eventually"
"this was actually fun" Cherzi mused
"no it wasn't..." Taco muttered
"yep so since I've managed to get my USB data transferred into this new laptop, I can send you bozos back to the Island Of Failures, your home coordinates has been transfered as well but...i can't access the files yet so....just say goodbye to your lovers so we can get back to TCB Island and get this show back on air!" MePhone4 demanded to which the Wannabees gave him annoyed looks before they turned to Coop and Cucumber
"fuck man...it's unfair to see you go, you basically helped out with the aircraft and shit" Peter sighed
"thanks a lot for destroying that by the way asshole" Billy said angrily towards Monotaro
"YOU'RE WELCOME BITCH!" Monotaro growled back
"Cucumber you were brave to come with us during the time we had to save MePhone, thank you for supporting the team however you could have" Liekable said with a sad smile
"thanks...it has been fun doing this actually, i think Almond would be fine without me...just I hope that this doesn't have to go on for much longer" Cucumber sighed before smiling back "but anyway, I wish everyone good luck here!"
"well I didn't win the prize but eh, you guys have fun with this" Coop said as he wasn't as upset as he was earlier ago
"goodbye Cucumber...I'll miss staring at your tight ass" Cody said with a sad voice
"....get me out of here" Cucumber said with a disturbed smile before he and Coop were teleported away from the office
"so we're going back to the island?" asked King Tubby
"man...i wish we could've stayed longer and destroyed more of these robots!" Vectorman pouted
"just be grateful we're going back..." Chef Pee Pee grumbled
"alrighty, here we go back to TCB!" MePhone4 exclaimed before pressing something on his laptop which caused the others to dissappear in a blue flash...
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they then appeared in a busy city instead next to the sidewalk.
"...OH COME ON!!" MePhone groaned loudly as everyone stared at the large city in awe
MePhone4 reassures his lovely viewers to have a little more patience as he's desperately trying to find a way to make you all leave messages for the contestants...
Team Wannabees
Team Chaotic Idiots
Notes:
this is mostly inspired by old total drama crossover fics...and looking back at ones such as total toons Island and total drama infinite, i realized that the challenges don't really need to be that long or complex so...yeah, some challenges may differ in length in the next episodes
anyways hope you guys enjoyed this little reunion with Test Tube and Liekable,
also MePhone4 is stubborn and wishes to continue his show fairly so nobody is quitting....unless they try hard enough that is?
Chapter 9: Episode 7: Popper Hanger Driver
Summary:
the contestants aren't home yet...so what happens now that they're in a random city?
Notes:
guys my danganronpa story is nearly at 1k hits...it's so amazing to know that many people have checked it out, thank you so much!
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
Episode 7: Popper Hanger Driver
everybody was now in a big city full of old looking cars and odd people walking around
"OH COME ON!" MePhone4 groaned loudly
"where are we?" asked Lilith
"a fucking city...?" Peter pointed out much to Lilith's annoyance
"i know, but where!?" she asked turning to MePhone4 who was seen hitting his laptop
"AUGH NOW IT'S OUT OF BATTERY...THIS SUCKS!" the host yelled causing standbys to look at him in confusion
"i can't believe this, i can't believe you would lie to us about everything...don't you have any shame!?" Amity asked angrily to which MePhone4 gave her a annoyed face in response
"what did you want me to do? oH SoRry GuyS! i Can'T YoU HoME BeCAUse I LOST ACCESS TO THE GODDANG FILES!" MePhone4 snarled as he stopped being sarcastic mid-sentence
"you kept this away from us simply because you wanted the game to go on...yeah i think we have every right to be angry at you" Cody stated
"look i hate my old life so much but...i really don't know if i can be here forever, i really need to go back and not...wherever the hell this is!" Chef Pee Pee exasperated as everyone continued to look around the large city.
"those people look weird..." Taco said as she looked at the people...who actually looked like dolls and black bead eyes...?
"we're obviously in another part of the world...those people are freaks" Brooklyn Guy said carelessly
"yeah, fucking creepy looking too" Billy shivered as a person with no mouth walked past him
"now Billy, everyone is different, which is obviously fine" Candle reminded
"having no mouth is too goddamn different" Billy muttered
"why...do those people look familiar?" Liekable asked as he looked at the strangers walking by as a sense of déjà vu hit him
"dunno...but i'm fucking tired" Peter sighed and sat down on a bench
"what the hell...why does it look puffy?" Y/n pointed out at the bench which was rather puffy and comfortable looking.
"dude check this out!" Vectorman pointed towards a little sign next to the bench.
King Tubby leaned and then read the sign
"for safety reasons, benches made out of hard material are no longer required...each bench was personally tested by a bunch of...professional dummies?" King Tubby looked away from the sign then with a surprised face "now how could professionals be dummies...aren't they usually smart, of course I'd know since I'm a professional in all sorts of knowledge and whatnot" King Tubby said bragging to which Cherzi rolled her eyes at.
"yeah...and what's wrong with the bear again?" she pointed to Monotaro who was in the ground being checked by Donut
"it looks like he's knocked out again...that's not wooowoo at all!" Joey said with a worried face, though he was still dancing around.
"Monotaro come on wake up!" Donut said before slapping the bear on the face.
Monotaro groaned before slowly opening his eyes.
"a-are...you feeling better?" asked Donut while Monotaro blinked twice before...
"Yeeeehaw!" Monotaro got up all energetic now.
"what the...?" Amity gave him a confused look.
"well now I'd be dammed...i sure done feel like a hunden' bucks i tell ya what!" Monotaro said speaking in a country accent.
"huh?" Peter raised his eyebrow
"are you okay?" asked Lilith
"sure am missy, this ain't bout a scratch!" Monotaro chuckled while everyone turned to MePhone4 next
"uh...I think his personality changes everytime we use the laptop or something i don't know" MePhone4 shrugged much to Donut's horror
"oh no...how can we get him back to his old self!?" Donut frantically asked
"why would you?" Taco asked "he was always forget ful and ever so irritating...i think any new personality would make him less of a...nuisance let's say"
"why would you say that!? i don't care how annoying he was, this is still not him!" Donut scowled
"yeah but what could we do, hey Tubby you got any ideas ye ol wise man?" Y/n asked with a scoff
"now hold on a moment! i haven't forgotten about what you said earlier ago, now what's that about Cheeta again?" King Tubby gave him a suspicious look
"oh didn't he tell you yet, he basically murdered Cheeta's best friend before and then basically forced Cheeto Man to kill him next to which then Cheeta got executed by Monokuma, all happened in that little killing game though" Peter said all that casually that Y/n was seen with a very nervous expression then..
"what the fuck man...?" Billy muttered
"that's just...vile, how could you do such a thing!?" King Tubby scowled at Y/n
"now hold on a moment, i just-"
before Y/n could explain himself, a old muscle car with a flame design came in crashing next to the wall near the contestants causing them to shriek
then suddenly a person came out of the car which caused Liekable and Peter to gasp.
"CID!??" Liekable said as a dummy wearing a red suit was seen rubbing their head
"Liekable...Peter? and Y/n too...the heck you guys doing here...wow this is seriously cool!" Cid said with a smile as one of the wheel from the cars then spung out before rolling away.
"you nearly crashed into us!" Junior growled
"my bad, i was just racing!" Cid said shrugging.
"Cid...do you perhaps know a cat by the name of Cheeta?" King Tubby asked which caused Cid to gasp
"Cheeta!? oh man yeah totally! that's like my pal right there!" Cid said cheerfully
"oh my! Cheeta frequently talks about you all of the time! what an honor to meet you!" King Tubby said in delight
"oh wait, you must be one of Cheeta's friends....uhh...Spook right?" Cid said in uncertainty
"er...well actually it's King Tub-"
"TUBBY, YEAH I KNEW THAT!" Cid said with a proud smirk
"we met Test Tube and now him, are we just going to go around meeting people from DR101 or something?" Peter said rolling his eyes
"Cid can you tell Tubby that-"
"look as nice as this is, we have to head back to TCB Island already...my viewers are waiting for me and the only thing i can film the show with this is this stupid little camera!" MePhone4 said cutting off Y/n as he was now holding a camera in his hands and making duck faces at it
"but i already said that i don't want to play, i just want to quit and go home already!" Amity said as she was infuriated by the host and his stubbornness
"augh...this isn't good...we need to put some sense into her" Taco whispered to Cherzi who was trying to poke Liekable's buttom
"why do you even want her in...she hasn't been that useful at all" Cherzi grunted
"are you kidding, she has magic! she can make us win many challenges if we just play our cards right...just try to help me persuade her into staying okay?" Taco pleaded while Cherzi sighed in irritation
"you know, I'm actually more interested in Liekable's stupid decisions back at the fight with that freak, he was scared of firing a gun...how lowly and pathetic, I'd still date him though" Cherzi smirked as Liekable was seen talking to Cid now.
"darling, your love life isn't going to be useful for winning the game, try to stay away from that idiot for a while" Taco said with a eye roll
"that's not possible, though I guess i could help you with convincing the witch...you should probably try to learn how she does magic, maybe then you won't be needing her that much" Cherzi suggested
"hmm...tempting" Taco mused as another idea popped into her head
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"wow you look so cool Mr.Doll!" Jeffy said to Cid
"i'm a crash impact dummy though, how's that hard for you to see?" said Cid a little angrily
"look sir do you know where we could find a charger for this stupid laptop?" Chef Pee Pee asked
"well yeah, you can just ask the professor, speaking of which i still can't believe Mia got out so easily in the show, i was actually laughing pretty hard when that happened" Cid said snickering
"what a way to be supportive..." Lilith gave him a eye roll
"yeah whatever listen just take us to him" MePhone4 grumbled in impatient
"yeah man, we tryin' get back home ya know, some crazy stuff happened in the Island yo!" Vectorman said
"you got da right cus' dang ol scientist done ruined the entire farm island ye!" Monotaro grumbled before spitting into the ground
"that's disgusting!" Donut exclaimed
"we should really find a way to fix Monotaro..." Candle advised
"what, like hit him on the head until he gets a new personality or something?" Brooklyn Guy asked
"i saw what happened to the show, i knew having that weirdo on the show was a bad idea...do you guys know that he actually kidnapped the Prof's daughter before, we both fought each other but as you guys already know..he wasn't really that big of a deal at all" Cid said proudly
"why would you even bring him in if you knew that!?" Cody asked MePhone4 who was looked away and whistled innocently
"uh...it's whatever, we should go to the Professor now" Liekable suggested
"but Tubby, Cid can-"
"my sincere apologies Y/n but...I'll have to put this conversation on hold for now" King Tubby said sternly
"damn, get dunked bro" Peter snickered while Y/n grumbled
"can we just go now?" Taco said with a frustrated sigh
"sure thing, just follow me!" Cid gave them a wave
"what about your car, i always do everything in my car!" Joey said smiling widely
"your car probably has a lot of fucking whopper bags and moldy fries all over the ground..." Billy said with a gag at the thought
"eh it'll be fine, i stole it anyways!" Cid chuckled before walking away as the others stared at each other before following the dummy
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later at a testing factory...
"hey Prof, look who's here!" Cid greeted as a scientist wearing a lab uniform turned away from a large computer.
"hey I remember you as well, B.M Werken right?" Liekable said in surprise
"so do i, along with a few others...but why have you all came here for?" Werken asked
"my Omni Laptop needs charging, so show me the charger already old man!" MePhone4 rudely demanded
"have some manners" Candle said with a scowl
"uh how about no..." MePhone4 rolled his eyes
a little robot with a propeller in top then spoke next to the Professor
"BIP BIP BIP" the flying robot beeped
"ah yes...MePhone4-"
"remove the 4 buddy" MePhone4 grumbled
"MePhone...i demand to know what happened to my daughter after the Island was flooded with Lava" Werken asked as he crossed his arms and gave the host a glare
"ugh...well i can't send any of the eliminated people back home because I can't access the stupid files with their home coordinates and whatever....they're safe as long as they stay in I.O.F" MePhone4 explained with a bored face
"I.O.F means Island Of Failures by the way" Lilith sighed
"this is highly irresponsible of you, i expected better than this...she's my only daughter and the fact that you took her away from me without consent is very frustrating you know that?" Werken said which caused MePhone4 to have a guilty look then
"and you took me away from Luz!" Amity said suddenly "do you realize what Collector could have done to her or my friends by now!?"
"yeah dude you fucked up..." Peter said shortly after
"oh come on...what did you want me to do, who would want to play in my stupid show anyways...i just had to be a little forceful ya know?" MePhone4 said with a sheepish smile
"to be honest if you just told them the prize then maybe they would've joined, i mean sure people like Madness and Monotaro were already dead so asking for their consent wasn't even possible for obvious reasons..." Brooklyn Guy said as he realized how things could've worked better had MePhone4 just invited the people instead of...ya know
"well i would've said yes if you asked me!" Junior said
"me too!" Jeffy nodded
"same" Peter quickly said next
"well not all of you, Lilith is like what, 15? and she has stupid art classes or something" MePhone4 sighed deeply
"stupid?" Lilith said annoyed by the remark
"well point is, i already selected who i needed and i didn't think about anything else, i just wanted you all there in the island without any questions so...just leave me alone!" MePhone4 said with a pout
"this is stupid...what at we supposed to be doing now?" Donut asked
"let's milk big bessy, good way to kill time with yer fellers!" Monotaro said as he picked up a bucket out of nowhere
"no, you guys stay here while B.M helps me charge my laptop...and also I'll try to find a way to get the question forms working again so..." MePhone4 then threw the laptop to the professor who still looked angry
"ah come on Prof, the faster you fix that thing the sooner Mia would be back home" Cid said while Werken rolled his eyes
"fine, also I'll try to find a way to get the coordinates back so... just wait a little bit while I get to work" the professor sighed before turning back to the large computer
"so we just wait?" Chef Pee Pee asked
"boring but yeah...just do whatever you guys want while I go ahead and think of something in that corner and eat a jar of cookies" MePhone4 declared before pressing something on his button which generated a bag of chips much to the host's annoyance, he just grumbled and accepted it before storming off to a corner while the others stood around in silence.
-
Amity was seen holding herself with a annoyed face before Taco and Cherzi approached her
"Amity dear are you feeling okay?" Taco asked with worry
"you must be so worried..." Cherzi added in
"how can i not be...they took away from Luz when she needed me the most...i don't know what Collector is doing to her right now and the thought just kills me..." Amity said as her eyes nearly started watering up
"who's this Collector you're speaking of?" asked Cherzi
"he's...basically a God of chaos" Amity sniffed sadly "the entire demon realm was turned into his own playground...everybody turned into toys for him to mess with...it's all sickening, and now all of my friends are there all alone without me there to help...i feel so awful"
"Amity that's just horrible...i can't believe what you had to go through" Taco said as she patted the witch on the leg
"i...just wanna quit already, Luz needs my help...i can't just abandon her after all she has done for me" Amity said as tears were now running down her face
"Amity, you have to stay in the game" Cherzi calmly said
"but i can't...i have to go back!" Amity argued to which Cherzi shook her head
"think about it Amity, how would you going back to home without the prize help defeat this Collector? don't you realize how much opportunity you have here...if you stick around and win that prize, then that so called God is good as gone" Cherzi said before wiping away the tears on Amity's face " and you can't just relay on Luz all the time right...don't you want to protect her?"
"i..i do but..." Amity just looked down in silence while Cherzi slowly grew a evil smirk before speaking again.
"it's time for you to pay Luz back, show her how hard you have been working just to save her and your friends...stay a little longer in the game...in fact, we'll help you win the prize" Cherzi said causing Taco to look at her in shock
"wait what are you-"
"you...you're serious?" Amity asked abruptly
"of course, i didn't realize how much more you needed to win than any of us...i feel so moved by your story Amity, so we decided to help you reach the end no matter what, i'm sure Vectorman would even agree to this...despite his sudden change of personality that is" Cherzi took a quick glance at the robot who was messing around with Cid and doing failed backflips
"i...i don't know what to say" Amity looked away with uncertainty
"don't worry dear...we're your friends, take all the time you want before deciding on your answer, okay?" Cherzi gave her a friendly smile to which Amity nodded at with a small smile of her own
"thanks....although I have another question, why am i wearing those clothes....I'm pretty sure my hair wasn't this short either so..." Amity said looking confused as she looked at herself
"it's better not to question it, just focus on the important things right now" said Cherzi dismissing her lowly concerns
"right...thank you again, you girls are the best" Amity smiled before walking away while Taco stared at Cherzi with a shocked expression
"Cherzi....what in the absolute-"
"relax...do you honestly think that I meant what I've said, we'll keep using her and her abilities until we decide to vote her off when the time comes" Cherzi rolled her eyes while Taco had her mouth opened before closing it quickly
"manipulative to a different degree...i love it" Taco smirked
"yes yes...although this is quite boring, I wonder if I could mess with Liekable again?" Cherzi hummed in thought
"seriously darling you need to have better standards than this" Taco said rolling her eyes
"do you want me to mention Microphone again?" Cherzi gave her a annoyed face
"oh fine" Taco threw her hands in the air and just walked away from the human.
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"i can't believe you kept this from me, what the hell man?" Chef Pee Pee said with frustration to Brooklyn Guy
"did you want me to get fired or something, i would've kept my shut still if the island didn't get destroyed" Brooklyn Guy said while rubbing his head with annoyance
-
"by the way, where's Madness?" Cid asked the others
"fucking dead, dropkicked his ass in the lava" Peter sneered
"that boy don had it, had to put em' like old yella yeeyee!" said Monotaro cheerfully
"that's not something to be happy about!" Donut groaned
"who cares, he tried to kill us!" Junior said not feeling sorry.
"yeah he was like JEFFY LET ME EAT YOUR BUTT!" Jeffy said with a scared voice
"that didn't happen but okay" Lilith sighed
"i wish we could've talked to him.." Candle sighed
"who cares, I would've shot his ass myself" Billy grunted
"yeah Candle, this wasn't like Silver, you couldn't have just blew your flame and then catch his ass midair or something" Peter said with a shrug while Candle have him a confused look as to how he even knows that kind of information
"i...suppose, i just wish that MePhone4 had already revived him much like the others" Candle said to which Cid scoffed at.
"hopefully not, i don't wanna destroy him again if he ever comes ba c k home" Cid said with a smug smile
"oh by the way, congratulations on nearly hitting 1k hits on your danganronpa story OG!" Peter said before clapping cheerfully
"what?" Cody muttered as the others also looked confused
"YEEHAW THAT SURE BRINGS BACK MEMORIES BOYO!" Monotaro exclaimed
"sure does, hey Y/N!" Peter called out
"what asshole?" Y/n grunted
"danganronpa 101 is about to hit 1k hits!" Peter explained which caused Y/n to gasp
"oh damn! who could've saw that coming? man who knew that having random ass characters from media that nobody knows would still cause you to get that many views on your own fangan story, this shit is worth celebrating!" Y/n said happily
"let's dance muchachos WOWOWOWOWOW!" Joey then started dancing wildly with Peter and Y/n
"what...?" Lilith just stood in utter confusion as to what was happening
"this makes me so gawd dam happy that i just wanna kiss my own sister!" Monotaro said while dancing
"WHAT!?" Donut put his hands on his head while the others just celebrated...whatever the heck they were talking about!?
-
Liekable was seen leaning against the wall watching MePhone4 argue with B.M Werken about something as he was deep within his own thoughts at the moment.
"yo what's up L?" Vectorman came in suddenly interrupting Liekable's train thought
"oh, hey Vectorman...are you feeling better now?" Liekable asked to which Vectorman gave a thumbs up
"a million times better than before! man i can't believe i really talked like that a few days ago...i knew that something was missing within me...which was SWAGGER AND COOLNESS!" Vectorman exclaimed with a chuckle
"well, i think you're still cool, I'm glad you're back to your true self" Liekable smiled softly
"thanks dude but eh...is it cool if I know why you weren't fighting with us back with Mad Dude and whatnot, i mean like you were just on the ground like a fish or a rock or something!" Vectorman asked with curiosity
"i just....didn't feel okay" Liekable explained while rubbing his head "it's nothing bad just, a little ill that's all"
"well if you say so man but just know that despite being in different teams and all, we still care about our bros and chicks here! " Vectorman said before giving Liekable a handshake
"yeah thanks " Liekable smiled b efore looking at the ground
-
everybody was seen waiting on the room for a while.
King Tubby was seen checking out the computers in interest before he felt a tap on his shoulder before turning back to see Y/n.
"oh Y/n..." King Tubby spoke without hostility
"yeah man see you didn't get to hear my side of the story, basically what happened is-
"alright it is now fully charged and I've managed to get access to the coordinates i believe!" Werken suddenly announced much to the others happy expressions while Y/n growled angrily
"Super! i knew that you could do it!" Cid said jumping up in joy
"does this mean that we can go home!?" Chef Pee Pee asked
"i mean yeah but...i don't know the coordinates for TCB Island" MePhone4 said rubbing his head
"BRUH!" Junior gave him a annoyed face
"ARE YOU FUCKING HIGH?" Jeffy angrily asked
"calm down!" MePhone4 grumbled "I mean, i can type all of the numbers but i just forgot about the last digits...it shouldn't be hard to figure out the real ones soon!"
"okay then, let's go" Taco rolled her eyes
"actually, we're doing a challenge here today" MePhone4 smirked at their surprised faces
"are you fucking serious?" Y/n groaned loudly
"OF COURSE! Werken i need to use your warehouse for this one" MePhone4 stated
"BIP BIP BIP!" the little robot made sounds again to the professor
"you're right Number 12, my assistant says that letting you in the warehouse would only bring destruction to it" Werken crossed his arms at the host
"no it wouldn't...i promise we won't trash the place at all...at least not too much" MePhone4 muttered the last part
"what was that?" Werken raised his eyebrow at him
"nothing, so could we use it or should i shine your shoes first?" MePhone4 asked impatiently
"....fine but i want my Mia back in return" Werken said demanding
"okay whatever, we'll send your stupid daughter back once we get back to TCB...let's go everyone!" MePhone4 smirked
"say Cheeta i said hi okay?" Cid waved at King Tubby
"i most certainly will!" King Tubby smiled before he and the others disappeared in a blue flash.
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MePhone4 and the others were then seen in a cave then
a man with a metallic jaw was seen next to a campfire before turning to see the others staring at him
"D-Troit?" Peter muttered
"LEAVE MY LAIR AT ONCE!" D-Troit yelled angrily
"oops, sorry my powers are still messed up" MePhone4 chuckled before he disappeared with the others again.
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we then see a little shack in the middle of the forest before the camera zooms inside
"hey Chef, is that loser's show still back on?" Chris asked with a snicker
"nah, it still has a technical issue message on display" Chef said smirking
"hah! McLean wins agai-"
but then MePhone4 appears inside the shack along with the others to which then both MePhone4 and Chris stare at each other in silence
"...YOUR SHOW SUCKS!" MePhone4 stuck his tongue out before quickly disappearing as Chris and Chef stood there in silence
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MePhone4 and the rest finally appear inside a building next to a garage door and a forklift
"FINALLY!" MePhone4 said in frustration
"this is the warehouse?" Lilith asked while looking around
"nah it's a gay strip club...Y/n can confirm" Peter snickered
"i haven't forgotten about what you did back there asshole!" Y/n said angrily
"damn city folk and der city technology...what happin' to usin yer hands to work HUH!?" Monotaro growled before spitting into the ground again
"i really wish there was a way to bring the old Monotaro back..." Donut whimpered
"he's getting worse man" Billy sighed
"MePhone4 can't you do something about this?" Liekable asked
"maybe later, anyways it's time to explain the challenge, which is a very special one, follow me into the next part of the warehouse!" MePhone4 waved for them to come over to which they begrudgingly did so.
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there was a massive space inside the next section of the warehouse.
"alright people! the first part of the challenge is to find a key inside one of these balloons, whoever finds a key first gets to advance to the next part of the challenge, you can break open those boxes which are full of darts for you to use, you can pop the balloons however you want but be warned that some of the balloons are filled with angry bees or hot water...i know crazy right? but we don't care so...GET TO IT NOW!" MePhone4 then blew on a whistle
"FUCK MY EARS!" Chef Pee Pee yelled in pain
"Amity use your magic to pop as many as you can, Vectorman you already have your blasts so just get to it!" Taco ordered to which both of them nodded before all the teams quickly ran to do their part as millions of colorful balloons suddenly appeared out of nowhere
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{Play Track} ~ Defender Of The Castle
"YEEYEE!" Monotaro used his head to break open the box which spilled darts out of it then
"fuck calm down!" Billy groaned before grabbing a bunch of darts with the others.
"i got it!" Liekable threw one dart at a blue balloon which when popped, immediately dropped a bunch of flour on him
"aww!" Liekable groaned as he looked at his ruined clothing
"maybe this one is it!" Cody threw one at a yellow balloon which popped and then dropped eggs onto Cody's hair
"this is ridiculous..." Lilith said before Billy popped a green balloon that radiated a green fog which had an awful smell to it
"ugh what's that smell!?" Cherzi gagged in disgust
"my bad Amiga!" Joey giggled cheerfully before popping a balloon that had a bunch slime fall on him
Peter was throwing darts everywhere before suddenly one of them hit Y/n in the eye
"OW YOU FUCKING FUCK AUGH!" Y/n yelled in extreme pain
"Ahahaha-GAK!" Peter had a dart thrown in his throat by Y/n in return
Donut threw one dart at a dark green balloon which popped before suddenly Bigfoot dropped from it
"RAAAAAH!" Bigfoot roared and charged towards Donut
"NOT HIM AGAIN!" Donut yelled before suddenly Monotaro jumped on Bigfoot and struck him with two darts in their eyes causing Bigfoot to howl in pain
"GET YER HAIRY BEHIND OFF MY CUS!" Monotaro yelled as he started to punch Bigfoot on the head while Donut stared in shock
"I HATE GREEN BEANS!" Jeffy yelled angrily as the balloon he popped was full of green beans
"AUGHHHHH!" Junior yelled as a swarm of bees and wasps chased him around the room
Cherzi threw her dart at a silver balloon which dropped a bunch of knives down to her before Amity pushed her out of the way and the both of them landed away from getting impaled by the knives
"ARE YOU SERIOUS MEPHONE!?" Amity yelled angrily to the host who was too busy filming the event to care
"are you trying to kill them?!" Chef Pee Pee asked as Bigfoot was now being chased around by Monotaro
"this is entertainment PP, THIS IS TCB!" Brooklyn Guy exclaimed proudly
"AUGH!" Taco had a bunch of thick smudge fall onto her then
Taco growled in rage before taking a whiff of the smudge "is that...SOUR CREAM!?" she gasped
"great writing dude" Y/n looked at the camera with a head shake as he was full of darts in the back
King Tubby threw a dart at a black balloon before suddenly it dropped a key to which he quickly caught
"I GOT IT!" King Tubby yelled while lifting the key up in the air
"nicely done Tubby, you can advance to the other part of the warehouse now!" Brooklyn Guy announced
"nice job man" Y/n gave him a thumbs up
"aw...yes thank you" King Tubby said awkwardly before running off.
"man...i need to work on this, i mean, honestly i don't like Tubby a lot but sheesh...oh hey Vectorman look I found a copy of your game!" Y/n laughed and showed him a Mega Drive cartridge of Vectorman 1.
"aw nice!" Vectorman said as he popped a bunch of balloons with his Mball shots causing them to drop a bunch of objects.
Joey threw a dart in the middle next to his face before burping loudly which sent the dart like a bullet to which it hit a bunch of balloons in a straight line as they dropped a bunch of food down.
"OH MY GOODNESS I'LL SAVE YOU!" Joey yelled before he used his fart powers to slid over and managed to catch each falling food with his mouth before swallowing them
"what the actual...nevermind" Liekable threw two darts which popped one balloon only to which it dropped a piano causing Liekable to yelp and jump away from it to which the piano crashed into the ground instead
"this is just a clever way of murdering us" Lilith grunted
"hey i didn't fill in those balloons okay?" MePhone4 gave her a shrug
"this would be easier if i had Ghost with me.." Amity panted as she summoned a round of fireballs before sending them at a bunch of balloons in the air
one of them dropped a glowing ball to which Vectorman stared at, before quickly leaping towards it.
"Yeah!" Vectorman laughed as suddenly his orbotic body parts changed to a propeller before he flew towards the balloons and started going a massive pop rampage
"FUCK MAN!" Billy yelled as a bunch of objects fell down on the other contestants
"AHHHHH!" Cody had crap fall in his head while Junior was splashed with hot water
Jeffy got hit in the head by a brick while Liekable tripped on marble.
"stop it Vectorman!" Lilith pleaded as she was now covered in vomit
"oh what is this!?" Cherzi growled as she was covered in glue
"doesn't that look interesting eh viewers?" Peter said winking at the camera
Candle had her eyes closed and stood calmly amid the chaos before suddenly she opened her eyes and threw a dart at a pink balloon which dropped a key then.
"thank you for this gift univers-AH!" Candle was pushed back by Taco who quickly picked up the key with a smirk
"Cherzi i got one!" Taco jumped up and down showing the key
"give it to Amity!" Cherzi said as she tried to get the glue off her hair
"what!? but i-"
"building trust you idiot..." Cherzi hissed
Taco groaned before sighing and quickly running over to Amity who was now panting in exhaustion
"Amity take my key!" Taco said offering the key to the witch
"what, but...it's yours" Amity said to which Taco quickly smiled
"no worries dear, you winning is way more important to me right now" Taco said as her friendly smile nearly broke before Amity smiled back and took the key from her hand
"thank you...seriously" Amity held the key tightly with a grin
"no problem darling...go on now" Taco turned back with a angry frown before Amity showed the key to MePhone4
"and Amity advances as well, try to catch up Wannabees!" MePhone4 said as Amity ran away then.
"Monotaro we have to hurry up!" Donut said in frustration as Monotaro was jumping on Bigfoot's corpse
"I GOT ONE!" Billy yelled
"nice!" Candle clapped delightfully
"i saw what that bitch did by the way" Billy said with a angry face
"no worries Billy...just hurry up quickly!" Candle encourages to which Billy nodded before running off.
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shortly after everyone got a key...
"i-i got it!" Junior said as he was covered in injuries by now
"then go already idiot!" Chef Pee Pee barked as Junior then ran away further into the warehouse
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Junior then arrived in a room which had a large pit full of water and there were monkey bars attached by several ropes, there was sign on the wall that said "USE YOUR OWN PHYSICAL ABILITY TO CROSS TO THE OTHER SIDE, NO POWERS ALLOWED!"
MePhone4 and his staff members arrived in the room and he saw most of the team members standing there
"jeez! nobody crossed the pit yet!?" MePhone4 said in surprise
"THERE'S FLESH EATING PIRANHAS DOWN THERE!" Taco yelled pointing at the remains of King Tubby down there.
"oh" MePhone4 blinked twice before reviving King Tubby quickly.
"mommy..." Tubby whimpered
"you don't expect us to go through this right?" Lilith asked looking at the pit in anxiety
"of course we do maggots, either you cross the finish or get automatically eliminated, your choice" Brooklyn Guy sneered
"I'm really sorry for this...they're really insane" Chef Pee Pee said feeling extremely sorrowful for what the contestants have to go through
"come on guys, it can't be that hard!" Peter said with a smile while the others gulped in fear
"monkeybars!? Jeffy loves to play on monkeybars!" Jeffy quickly ran over and hopped onto the bars before moving forward while laughing in joy
"is this even stable?" Candle asked
"yep, it's built to hold up to 5 Joeys!" MePhone4 snickered
"well then muchachos let's do some exercise!" Joey laughed before running and grabbing onto the bars before moving only two bars over before quickly following down the pit and getting eaten alive by the piranhas
"sheesh, danganronpa v3 am I right!??" Y/n wheezed before he was pushed into the pit by Peter
"Peter!" Liekable gasped
"what?" Peter shrugged before Y/n and Joey were revived again
"well you better get to it!" MePhone4 shrugged before he and the other staff members sat down in beach chairs ready to watch the entertainment
"hugh!...hugh!" Donut tried to grab onto the bars but was too small to reach
"i can't reach them!" Donut whined
"me either..." Candle sighed
"can't you just like, float us again, you know use your powers and shit" Billy said as he recalled the time Candle used her powers to help them finish the first challenge ever...well not really a challenge but ya know.
"i consider that cheating...let's all win with our own abilities fairly" said Candle
"fuck that..." Peter growled
"hmm I've got a idea" Liekable said before quickly hoping onto the bars
"Donut and Candle you guys hold onto me!" Liekable said before Donut realized his idea and quickly wrapped himself around Liekable's legs along with Candle
"wait for me Cus!" said Monotaro before jumping onto Liekable's back and using his claws to cling on
"oww..." Liekable winced before enduring the pain and moving forward
"Taco, let's copy pretty boy" Cherzi smirked as he hopped onto the bars
"fine fine, Amity try to do your best okay?" Taco said before grabbing onto Cherzi
"o-okay" Amity gulped as she grabbed onto the bars next along with the rest of her teams except for Joey who was falling down everytime he tried to cross
the entire structure of the monkeybars was wobbling side to side thanks to the amount of people climbing onto it.
"AHHH!" Lilith's hands gave up and she quickly fell down into the pit while the others winced hearing her screams as she got eaten by the piranhas.
"hey Jeffy let's try to make Cody fall!" Junior snickered
"okay!" Jeffy nodded before the two started heading towards Cody.
Cody was trying to move forward before he started getting kicked by both of his 'friends'
"JUNIOR WHAT THE HELL!?" Cody yelled angrily as Junior held him using his legs
"fall down already nerd!" Junior grunted as he wrestled with the puppet
"yeah Cody we have to feed the poor piranhas!" Jeffy said as he kicked Cody in the face
"YOU IDIOTS-AHHHH!" Cody then let go of the bars but quickly grabbed onto both Junior and Jeffy bringing them with him
Taco face-palmed at her team's stupidity as she held onto Cherzi tightly
"just a little more Liekable!" Donut said smiling before he heard Peter and Y/n falling down to which he most likely assumed that the two were hitting each other instead of crossing the finish.
"hold em bars like they sum good cow utters BOYO!" Monotaro said with a wheeze
"just stay calm and focus..." Candle said as she and the others held tightly to Liekable who was struggling a lot at the moment.
"oh dear oh dear oh dear!" King Tubby whimpered as he slowly moved forward while shaking and not trying to look below him.
"uh...this is really your worst challenge yet Chris!" Amity said as her arms were strained now.
"thank you...WAIT CHRIS!?" MePhone4 gave her a offended look
Vectorman was having it easier than the others thanks to the fact that Orbots can't really get tired, so he managed to quickly finish ahead of the others
"Vectorman makes it first!" Brooklyn Guy announced
"that was fun, could i go again?" asked the energetic robot
"just stay there!" Taco growled as she saw Liekable and three of his team members nearly making it towards the end
"ugh...Cherzi try to knock them off!" Taco ordered
"fine...but only to see Liekable get eaten by the fish" Cherzi giggled before quickly moving towards Liekable but then...
"HEY YOU!" a voice called out from behind them.
"ugh what do you-OOF!" Taco was then kicked in the face by Billy's boot to which Cherzi looked at Taco falling down screaming before one of the piranhas eats her in one bite
"payback bitch!" Billy laughed before suddenly kicked in the groin by Cherzi and then falling down next.
"mind your business hillbilly..." Cherzi groaned before suddenly getting kicked in the back by someone and then falling down in the pit
"oops!" Y/n snickered maliciously before moving away as Cherzi was devoured by the piranhas
Liekable makes it near the end before Donut and Monotaro quickly jump off and safely make it to the other side before Candle does the same while Liekable still hangs on the bars.
"Liekable walk a few more!" Donut said waving for him
"c'mere Cus, then we can hit da hay!" Monotaro said with encouragement
Liekable looked at them for a moment before looking down at the pit of piranhas...
he stared at the pit for a while before he started to loosen his hold on the bars without thinking much
"LIEKABLE QUICKLY COME ON!" Candle's shout snapped Liekable out of his thoughts before he sees Amity cross the other side with King Tubby before he quickly moves forward and lands safely on the ground
"are you okay?!" Candle asks to which Liekable merely nods rapidly
Peter and Y/n finish next before Cherzi and Taco finish as well.
Billy then finally crossed the pit eventually before Jeffy and Junior followed by Cody as well.
"goddammit, i fell down at least 20 times because of you both!" Cody gave both the puppets a glare
"nah uh we didn't do anything!" Junior lied
"that was so fun!" Jeffy said cheerfully as Taco rolled her eyes.
"come on Lilith!" Peter clapped his hands as Lilith groaned before finally dropping down next to them.
"never again....never" said Lilith who was traumatized after being eaten multiple times by the angry fishes
"all of the Wannabees have successfully crossed the line...only Joey is struggling there" Chef Pee Pee pointed to Joey who was hanging near the other side
"s-sorry guys...i can't move any further!" Joey said groaning
"oh great..." Cherzi grumbled
"okay let's just skip him" MePhone4 sighed before Joey was suddenly teleported to the other side.
"is this it...did we win?" Liekable asked before MePhone4 shook his head.
"nope, the final part of the challenge is outside actually...so let's get right to it!" MePhone4 exclaimed before he pressed on his body and everyone soon was teleported away from the warehouse
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we then see Chef showering while singing before suddenly MePhone4 and the rest were teleported into the shower
"AHHHHHHHHHH!!!" they all screamed in horror before MePhone4 rapidly pressed himself before they were teleported away while Chef kept on screaming
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finally they were teleported into the right place next to a large building outside of endless grass with the city view just in the distance
"firstly, let's not speak about what we saw earlier ago..." MePhone4 said in a broken voice to which everyone nodded in agreement
"i don't know, i kinda liked it" Cody muttered
"second, let's get into the final part of the challenge already!" MePhone4 said before waving his hand as he ran inside the stadium with the others behind
they then arrived at what seemed like a circular race circuit with a bunch of wonky yet cool looking cars that resembles old Ford A Coupe models...only that they were convertible!
"Heya guys!" Cid waved at them on the stadium seats
"oh you're here too?" Donut asked
"yep, just here to root for Cheeta's friend!" Cid waved at King Tubby who happily waved back
"wooo! nice cars man!" said Vectorman in awe
"yeah but...are we having a race or something?" Billy asked
"yep however with a twist!" MePhone4 said smirking
"of course..." Taco sighed
"two of each team members will ride together in a car, the driver will have to wear a blindfold while the passenger gives them directions WHILST avoiding any obstacles in the course, so you better have a sharp vision and good reaction time to avoid crashing your cars, there will be three laps, make sure all of your team members finish the line before the other team does!" MePhone4 said while the others looked at him in shock
"i...you know, nothing we'll say would change anything about this ridiculous challenge will it?" Lilith gave him a bored face
"Lil you know me so well!" MePhone4 snickered before Brooklyn Guy gave him a bunch of notes "also the drivers and passengers will be randomly selected for each team so listen up, Liekable and Peter will ride together, Billy and Candle, Donut and Monotaro, Cody and Lilith, while for the Chaotic Idiots it'll be Taco and Joey, Cherzi and Amity, Vectorman and Jeffy, and finally Y/n and King Tubby, you may all choose whoever wears the blindfold and drives!"
King Tubby looked at Y/n in uncertainty while Y/n shrugged
"HEY WHAT ABOUT ME!?" Junior complained
Chef Pee Pee quickly whispered into MePhone4 who started chuckling then.
Taco groaned as she was stuck with the fat man who was way too giddy right now...
"don't worry Junior...we got an idea for ya!" MePhone4 said with a evil snicker
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later it was eventually decided...
the drivers for Wannabees were Liekable, Monotaro, Billy, Cody, while the passengers were Donut, Candle, Lilith and Peter.
the drivers for Chaotic Idiots were Cherzi, Y/n, Jeffy and Joey. while the passengers were Taco, Amity, Vectorman and King Tubby.
"HEY UNTIE ME!" Junior yelled as he was strapped onto the hood of Jeffy's car
oh, and Junior was a extra passenger
"okay now remember if all of your team members finish the line first then you guys win the challenge, make sure to avoid the obstacles and look up for the boost pads, they're helpful!" MePhone4 spoke in a megaphone while he and the other stood on the seats about to watch very chaotic race occur
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"don't worry I'll guide you!" Peter said in reassurance as Liekable gulped and nodded with his blindfold on
"by the way...were you about to purposely fall down in that pit?" Peter asked
"uh...no" Liekable answered slowly
"....okay then" Peter shrugged
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"please Monotaro....do not go crazy on me right now okay?" Donut pleaded as he put on his seat belt tightly
"ain't nuthin' to worry about Cus, ah about to ride this thing like a bull that recently got castrated yeeyee!" Monotaro said slapping the wheel steer while Donut prayed for his own safety
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"fuck...we're going to die" Billy said nervously
"remember our practices before, just be calm and I'll guide you through safely" said Candle with confidence
"if I had a beer then I'd be driving better" Billy scoffed
"oh hush" Candle said shaking her head
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"i can't believe they're letting us drive a car...i'm only 15!" Lilith said holding her forehead at MePhone4's stubbornness
"i already know what's going to happen..." Cody gulped
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Amity looked around the car with a tingling feeling in her chest and quickly gulped
"somehow driving something that was meant for the ground is more nerve-wracking than flying a staff..." said Amity while Cherzi had her arm resting on the window
"relax, just guide me through...can't be too difficult as long as you keep your eyes wide open" Cherzi said as she waited impatiently for the challenge to start
"y-yeah..I'll do my best" Amity nodded before taking a deep breath to calm herself down.
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"NO WOOWOOS, OR EATING, JUST LISTEN TO EVERYTHING I SAY AND KEEP QUIET DO YOU UNDERSTAND!?" Taco yelled at Joey's face
"okay muchach-"
"NO MUCHACHOS EITHER!" Taco snapped
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"GET OUT OF HERE!" Junior yelled as he tried to untie himself
"yayy Jeffy gets to drive!" Jeffy cheered happily
"this will be so much fun!" Vectorman chuckled as Junior continued to beg for them to let him out
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Y/n and King Tubby sat together in the car with the latter looking a little uncomfortable
"alright Tubs, you gonna help me right?" Y/n asked as he held the wheel tightly
"i...don't know" King Tubby sighed
"bruv come on...you don't even know the full story of what I've done!" Y/n groaned
"well...all i know is that Kitty told me how vile you were to everyone in that awful school....if I knew school was that horrible then we are definitely not letting Kitty attend one at all!" King Tubby pouted
"goddammit man...I'll try to explain on the way" Y/n said sighing deeply
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"alright everybody start your engines!" Brooklyn Guy said before the sound of multiple engines were heard
"3....2......1.....GO!" Brooklyn Guy fired a gun in the air which exactly dropped a bird on his head.
{Play Track} ~ 24
"YEEEEEEEHAAAAAW!" Monotaro yelled before pressing on the gas and speeding ahead of the others while Donut screamed for his life before the others followed next.
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"left! left! left!" Peter kept saying to Liekable who had a nervous expression in his face
"this...is just a circle track so it should be ea-"
"WATCH OUT THERE'S FUCKING WALL TURN RIGHT!" Peter yelling causing Liekable to yelp and steer right to which caused his car to bump into the wall and scratch the side of the car
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"STOOOOOPPP!" Junior cried Jeffy kept steering around the track
"MINEEEEEES!" Vectorman yelled as their car then passed through a minefield before they exploded high into the air and dropped down with Junior's face now being charcoal
"WEEEEEEE!" Jeffy cheered as he kept racing forward
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"just keep driving forward dear" Candle was calmly guiding Billy through while the others passed by as Billy was driving slowly like Candle suggested
"they're passing us..." Billy grunted
"it's reckless behavior, we'll catch up eventually" Candle said to which Billy just sighed at
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"STOP CRASHING INTO THE WALLS!" Taco yelled as Joey was steering all over the place.
"this thing is hard to control senorita!" Joey said gleefully before suddenly he ram over a banana peel causing the car to spin around while Taco screamed loudly
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"YEEYEE THIS OL JESSY GOING FAST AIN'T IT!?" Monotaro laughed as he was driving way too fast
"WALL, THERE'S A WALLLLL!" Donut cried out as he held onto his seat
"YIPEEEEEEEEE!" Monotaro yelled and hit a boost pad before he broke through the wall while Donut was now pressed against his seat with a horrified expression
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"left! right! uh right!" Amity was seen giving directions to Cherzi with a very sweaty face as there were a bunch of obstacles in the way
"slowly!" Cherzi grunted
"sorry it's jus-RAMPPP!" Amity shrieked before she and Cherzi drove through a long ramp and flew in the area
"woooooah!" Cherzi smiled while Amity screamed before they hit the ground and passed Liekable and Peter along with a few others
"could we find another one?" Cherzi asked as Amity breathed rapidly
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Y/n was seen crashing into everything while King Tubby remained silent and terrified
"FUCK! JUST GUIDE ME ALREADY!" Y/n yelled at him
"sorry the royal king refuses!" King Tubby pouted
"goddamn...i didn't mean to make Cheeta even do that to me, if things went differently then none of us would have made it out of that fucking school!" Y/n groaned before hit a boost pad and bumped into Joey and Taco's car accidentally
"WATCH IT IMBECILES!" Taco shook her fist at them
"ROAD RAGE BITCH!" Y/n yelled back before speeding off
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"AHHHHHHH!" Lilith was screaming as their car was on fire as Cody jumped through a ring of fire earlier
"AUGHHHHHH!" Cody screamed as well as his hair was on fire as well
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some of the people then crossed the line
"it is now the second lap with the Wannabees in the first place thanks to Monotaro and Donut, followed by Amity and Cherzi as second place!" MePhone4 announced
"come on Tubby!" Cid yelled as King Tubby and Y/n were in last place compared to the others
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"goddamn...we're losing!" Y/n punched the wheel in anger
"how unfortunate..." King Tubby said without concern
"GODDAMMIT....i didn't want mean it to be that way, Cheeta only screwed himself up when he followed me and Cid when we wanted to sacrifice ourselves for the hostages and the others trapped in that shitty school, including Cheeta! Cheeta saw me coming out after I finished Cid...i had no choice but to force him into killing me man...it was either that or our friends, and out of all of the assholes in that place I hated Cheeta the less...he knew the risk and took it to save Liekable and the others dude, i didn't wanna kill Cid or Cheeta at all...you don't realize how little options we had left in that time....hell Cheeta probably forgave me for what happened...I'm not a killer okay, I didn't want Cheeta to go through any of that...if i could I'd take his place anytime trust me... "
King Tubby looked at Y/n for a moment...and sighed deeply
"i...really don't know what to think, but...I suppose we could work together for this one at least" King Tubby said rubbing his arm in awkwardness
"that's fine with me...I probably didn't explain it in the best way possible but can you help me? our car is nearly wrecked already!" Y/n groaned as really out of everyone their car was damaged to the brim
"I apologize for such behavior not really common in royalty...BUT TURN RIGHT OR ELSE WE'LL CRASH AND BURN!" King Tubby screamed before Y/n dodged literal TNT placed in track
"thanks just keep telling me where to turn!" Y/n before Tubby nodded as they now worked together to dodge any obstacle
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Monotaro and Cherzi both cross the finish line then
"FINAL LAP EVERYONE!" Brooklyn Guy announced
"YEEYEEEEEE!" Monotaro laughed while Donut was now passed out thanks to his friend's insane driving
"Cherzi we have to do something!" Amity said in worry
"just tell me whenever I reach their car" Cherzi groaned before she pressed harder on the pedal as then her car along with Monotaro were side to side
"you're side by side now...what now?" Amity asked before suddenly Cherzi started ramming into Monotaro
"AY, GODDAMN INSANE WOMAN WATCH YER DAMN HORSE!" Monotaro growled before slamming into Cherzi
"h-hey stop that!" Amity pleaded as both Cherzi and Monotaro started hitting each other's car
"AUGH!" Cherzi growled before going in for another ram but Monotaro pressed on the brakes and dodged Cherzi's car as she slammed into the wall instead
"get away from the wall!" Amity gasped
"WHAT DO YOU THINK I'M DOING!?" Cherzi yelled angrily before suddenly Liekable accidentally crashed behind her
"RUN HER OVER DUDE!" Peter laughed
"n-no!" Liekable groaned and slowly pressed on his brake while Cherzi grumbled
"SOMEBODY HEEEELPPP!" Junior screamed as Jeffy and Vectorman went past Liekable and Cherzi
"Junior is having fun i hear?" Cody snickered as he then crashed into Joey and Taco's car before steering away from them
"TURN LEFT THERE'S A RAMP AHEAD!" Taco desperately screamed
"OKAY!" Joey tried steering but he accidentally torn off the steering wheel instead before Taco gasped and looked ahead as their car went into the ramp and flew right at the stadium seats as Taco screamed at the top of her voice before their car crashed into the empty seats and blew up with a large explosion
"Oooooo....!" Cid winced at them
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Cherzi managed to catch up with Jeffy who was just behind Monotaro.
"who's in front of us?" Cherzi asked Amity
"Jeffy and-" but Amity quickly shut her mouth as Jeffy crashed into a wall that appeared from the ground
"um...Monotaro and Donut" Amity gulped
"hold on tight..." Cherzi gritted her teeth and pressed onto the pedal before speeding up next to Monotaro's car
"YEEHAW!" Monotaro laughed before suddenly he felt a bump behind his car before he turned around to see Cherzi and Amity ramming into his bumper
"GIT GONE BEFORE I PUT YER LADIES DOWN LIKE MAH PA DID TO ME!" Monotaro yelled angrily at them
"now Amity!" Cherzi said before Amity made a magic circle and sent a blob of abomination smudge into Monotaro's face causing him to steer out of control
Cherzi passed him then while Monotaro was now lagging before as he imagined to pry off that smudge
"GODDAMMIT, THIS THING THICKER THAN MAH WIFE'S BELLY!" Monotaro groaned before suddenly Donut slowly started to wake up
"w-what happened?" Donut asked as he looked around in confusion
"yer up already cus? good, tell me where I can find good ol booster so i can overtake these dang ole tricksters!" Monotaro growled to which Donut looked confused before looking ahead to see Cherzi's car
"uh...there's a boost pad in your right?" Donut said scratching his head
"well then hang onto your horses!" Monotaro them slammed his foot into the pedal and steered right while Donut yelped and held onto his seat before hitting the boost pad and speeding forward as Donut and Monotaro were now pressed against their seats
then suddenly a ramp came out of the ground to which they Monotaro quickly headed towards at while Donut begged for him to stop
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"CHERZI WE'RE NEARLY AT THE FINISH LINE!" Amity said with a happy voice
"good, i knew i could do it-"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Donut was heard screaming before suddenly Monotaro's car was above Cherzi's, Amity looked up with a gasp as Monotaro landed in front of them before crossing the finish
"MONOTARO AND DONUT FINISH FIRST PLACE!" MePhone4 announced that as Chef Pee Pee waved a checkered flag
"WHAT!?" Cherzi yelled in disbelief as she crossed the line then before stopping her car
Liekable and Peter arrived next with Jeffy and Vectorman along with Junior was now severely injured and burnt to a crisp
Cody and Lilith arrive next along with Billy and Candle
"see Billy, we managed to finish!" Candle said cheerfully
"shit...not first place though" Billy sighed
Y/n and King Tubby finished as well next.
"and the race is over!" MePhone4 said as he came running with Chef Pee Pee and Brooklyn Guy
"where's Joey and Taco?" asked Amity while Cherzi sat on her car with a disappointed face
"oh they actually died!" Cid said before Taco and Joey were revived by the MePhone4
"grrr...." Taco shook in anger
"Joey and Taco didn't even finish the race unlike the others, speaking of which...the Wannabees win since all of their members have finished first!" MePhone4 said before the Wannabees started cheering
"FUCK YEAH!" Billy cheered with Peter
"YEEEEHAWWW, KISS ME COUSIN!" Monotaro said grabbing Donut by the hands
"NO!" Donut yelped before running away as Monotaro chased him around
"oh my head..." Lilith said before gaging as her face looked sick
"the Chaotic Losers are up for elimination then" Brooklyn Guy gave them a disappointed face
"ah poop..." King Tubby sighed
"we did our best" Y/n shrugged and patted the king on the back
"what a fail..." Cherzi grumbled
"woowoo..." Joey said sadly
"at least it was fun, right?" Vectorman asked
"yeah, right Junior?" Jeffy looked at Junior who was laying on the ground unconscious
"well now we actually brought voting back so here Chaotic Losers, write down who you want to kick off from your team!" MePhone4 threw a notebook and a pen to Taco's face then while she growled
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Taco and her alliance were now sitting down on the seats
"so who we voting off fellas?" Vectorman asked
"well first, thank you for agreeing to help me win the game Vector...that means a lot" Amity gave her a emotional smile
"no problem! i can just clean up the earth with myself anyways, there'd nothing to do if all of the trash was gone by an instant!" Vectorman exclaimed
"yeah...well i think Junior has to go" Amity suggested
"no, i say we vote for Y/n, he dropped me into that pit!" Cherzi said giving Y/n a glare as he sat with Jeffy and Junior along with King Tubby and Joey
"definitely, he has been getting way too comfortable with befriending that Liekable Urbz...i say that we kick him off today!" Taco declared
"well i think he's a good kid but...if you say so" Vectorman shrugged
"if he really kicked you down then...yeah let's do it, though I'm not sure who the others would pick though..." Amity said pointing at the boys over the other side
"well probably that obese idiot...nonetheless we're all voting for Y/n" Cherzi said with her mind up made up as the others nodded too
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the Wannabees sat on the stadium seats as MePhone4 was now standing down the race track with the Chaotic Idiots
"LOSERS!" Peter sneered as Y/n growled at him angrily.
"okay everyone i wanna announce some very good news!" MePhone4 said smiling widely
"are you dying?" Cherzi flatly asked
"no...?" MePhone4 raised her eyebrow at her
"disappointed" she sighed before MePhone4 rolled his eyes
"okay whatever listen up, first I've managed to record the entire episode today meaning that the viewers saw everything live again! second, the question forms are back so that means fan messages will be returning...YES" MePhone4 whispered to himself while the others simply looked indifferent "and thirdly...I'm introducing Immunity Cards!"
"what?" Taco muttered before MePhone4 pulled out a golden card with his face on it
"immunity cards will automatically make all the votes against you null, and you get them if you perform extremely well in a challenge...for now I'll give it to Tubby here since he was the first one to find a key in that little balloon section of the challenge!" MePhone4 then threw the card at kings Tubby who looked at it in shock
"heh...nice man, I'll be rooting for you back home" Y/n said with a sad smile
King Tubby looked at Y/n with a frown...before he spoke up then.
"ahem...MePhone4? if i may get your attention for a moment, i, King Tubby royally declare to give away this immunity card to Y/n...if you don't mind that is?" King Tubby asked gathering shockers looks from everyone
"WHAT!?" both Taco and Cherzi gasped
"if that's what you want, but you better be careful about your decisions...in the future" MePhone4 said sternly to which King Tubby nodded in understatement
"mannn fuck this!" Peter groaned in the background
"huh...thanks?" Y/n said as he took the card in shock
"let's just say that it is a form of an apology" King Tubby said with a guilty look
"it's fine...we're cool" Y/n smiled to which Tubby did the same as Taco was seen fuming in the back
"well this is a stump, Y/n was supposed to be eliminated...but the second person who had the most votes is....." MePhone4 then waited before pointing his finger at....
Joey!
"with 4 votes including the one from himself...you're officially eliminated from TCB!" MePhone4 said pointing back
"WOOOOOOO!" Billy yelled joyfully in the back
"wait Joey...you voted yourself out?" Amity asked in disbelief
"yeah, i kinda messed up back there...so you know just owning it up!" Joey said cheerfully as he didn't seem that bothered about getting eliminated
"you're not upset?" asked MePhone4
"nope, I had fun muchachos!" Joey giggled
"aw man...this kinda sucks!" Vectorman whined
"I don't care really" Taco rolled her eyes and is rather glad that the loud idiot is finally out
"neither do i" Cherzi nodded
"sorry Mr.Hipoo..." Jeffy said with a sad sniffle
"yeah i didn't want a whale in my team sorry" said Junior who was in a body cast now
"you fucking stink man" Y/n said bluntly
"I'll never forget about you saving me from that bear...goodbye Joey, we'll miss you" Amity gave her a sad smile
"awww I'll miss you too!" Joey said with a sad smile as well
"the good news continue, i can actually send you back home instead of the IOF...so Joey any last words before we send you back home....well actually in your car because you live in one for some freaking reason?" MePhone4 said scratching his head
"ALL HE DOES IS FILM DISGUSTING VIDEOS ON HIS CAR!" Billy yelled before Candle had to sit him down
"i only have one thing to say....WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOOOOOOO!" Joey yelled before dancing wildly
MePhone4 cringed and immediately pressed something on his laptop that made Joey disappear then
"thank God the earthquake is done" Brooklyn Guy groaned
MePhone4 then teleported everyone into the race track
"for the final piece of the news....the merge is going to be in the next episode actually!" said MePhone4
"oh really!?" Lilith gasped
"that sure is shocking Cus!" Monotaro said and before he could spit into the ground he was quickly stopped by Donut
"yep, but there's going to be a very surprising twist....anyways it's time to head back home so hang on everyone!" MePhone4 announced before typing something in his laptop
"bye guys!" Cid said waving at them
"see ya man!" Liekable said as he waved back along with his team before suddenly they all disappeared from the track
then they appeared in a snowy forest.
"ah...i don't think this is TCB Island" Chef Pee Pee said as the others held each other as the breeze was too cold for them
"ugh..." MePhone4 face-palmed before the episode faded to black
Message Submits Has Been Closed, thank you for those who left a message and gifts!
Team Wannabees
Team Chaotic Idiots
Notes:
looks like the cheerful idiot is gone....
also thinking about updating my fangan soon, probably going to add Mr.B's time events :D
and oh, I'll probably make a chapter showing what the eliminated contestants are doing in the Island Of Failures...
Chapter 10: Meanwhile In I.O.F...
Summary:
what are the eliminated contestants doing while MePhone4 and the others are doing their own adventure at the moment...?
Chapter Text
we see a circular island surrounded by a big wall before it zooms into the center where all of the eliminated such as Andrea, Mia, Clare, Quamax, along with Cucumber and Coop were seeing sitting together watching a large TV that showed MePhone4 and the rest of the contestants in that snowy forest again
"oh yeah!" Coop cheered "so they can send people back to home now eh?"
"why did they send that Joey first!? school is like probably boring without me and my dazzling popularity oh my gosh!" Andrea said with a dramatic sigh
"chill, it's not that bad..." Quamax rolled his eyes at her
"but this weather is bad" Mia groaned as the skies were all dark and it was slightly raining down "I can't believe that the island was destroyed, and it's all that weirdo's fault...why would they have somebody that kidnapped me before partake in this stupid show?"
"if Mr.Madness isn't here then that means..." Cucumber sighed sadly as he knew that MePhone4 didn't exactly revive the scientist yet
"forgotten about...guess who else feels like that?" Clare sighed
"oh my gosh like emo!" Andrea rolled her eyes to which Clare just frowned angrily
"hey it's cool, at least we don't have to run out of food here or water, heck didn't MePhone4...actually MePhone now or whatever, didn't have say that the merge is in the next episode?" Coop asked
"yeah? well i sure hope that King Tubby ends up with a better set of team, those two are giving me a bad feeling..." said Mia referring to a certain pink haired girl and a talking food...
"things could be getting crazier, but like there's not many people left so...after all this is done then we can go back home" said Quamax in relief
"yeah...i need to help Almond and Nautilus, who knows what happened to them after I've been taken away from that mountain...and Sir Carrot too...i wish MePhone would get home already so we could go back" Cucumber sighed.
"well yeah like, are they ever going to come back though?" Andrea asked
"hopefully, i mean they've been going to random places..." Coop shrugged without worrying too much
"so lost...so hopeless, they're like kittens who-"
"okay enough depressing metaphors or whatever, let's just hope that they could hurry up and get back home" Mia said as Clare merely nodded with the others
"at least we're safe from the lava, plus this weather is kinda nice actually!" Cucumber said trying to cheer them up before suddenly lightning hits and everyone was shortly soaking as the rain became heavier
"....i agree" Clare said as she spread her arms and let the rain fall against her face while the others ran back into their large cabin before the camera pans away from the island and steers towards the TCB island which was now burnt and had less trees than before...yikes!
Notes:
the next episode should be out soon...
Chapter 11: Episode 8: Shattered
Summary:
the contestants are now in a snowy forest...it may seem normal but there's something lurking in the woods...
Notes:
danganronpa 101 has officially hit 1k hits...THANK YOU!
ALSO THIS EPISODE HAS MENTION OF SUICIDE, DRUG ABUSE ALONG WITH ALCOHOL AS WELL...BEWARE
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
Episode 8: Shattered
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everybody stood on the pathway looking at the snowy forest while holding themselves as the cold breeze was too much for them to handle...except for Vectorman of course.
"w-where are we now!?" Amity asked with her teeth chattering
"dang it...that wasn't the right digit either" MePhone4 slapped himself in the forehead with a annoyed grunt.
"guys...my pee turned to iced lemonade" Jeffy said as he stared at his diaper
"god Jeffy you're fucking nasty...!" Billy said in disgust before stepping away from the puppet
"w-w-we need to find shelter!" Cody said as he held onto Junior for warmth
"get off Cody!" Junior groaned and pushed him away
"I'll admit that this is too much for me as well, where could we find a good place to stay in?" Cherzi asked as Taco held onto her leg
"too cold..." Taco shivered
"do something asshole, aren't you supposed to be the typical Mary Sue?" Peter asked jabbing Y/n in the side much to the other's annoyance
"how about you go find something bitch?" Y/n growled
"it isn't a good idea to fight now boys.." Candle said while placing her hands near her flame to make sure it doesn't go out...
"Monotaro..." Donut sighed as Monotaro was unconscious again
"Tubs here should be fine, you got thick fur dude!" Vectorman said before noticing King Tubby shivering a little.
"y-yes...however having one of those funny l-looking clothing humans wear would be nice now..." said King Tubby as he blew on his hands to warm them up.
"coats?" Chef Pee Pee said before Brooklyn Guy sneezed
"GOD CAN WE JUST GO SOMEWHERE WARM!?" Brooklyn Guy yelled
"w-where?" Liekable asked before Cherzi hugged him by his arm
"oh Liekable...would you warm me up?" she asked sweetly while Liekable groaned but to her surprise, he didn't say anything else and just ignored the fact that she was holding him tightly
"C-Cherzi.." Taco gave her a deep frown "you're supposed to be warming me up!"
"i need warmth too dear" Cherzi smirked as she held onto Liekable tightly...way too tightly...
"d-do something!" Lilith asked the host who was trying to do something with his laptop before groaning and shutting it up.
"it's frozen...like literally, this thing is ice!" MePhone4 showed them the laptop which was covered in snow and looked a little blue
"why would you call it the Omni Laptop if it's that fucking shitty?" Y/n asked to which MePhone4 rolled his eyes at the remark
"aye guys over here!" Peter called our from near the fence
"I can see a house, or cabin...whatever just come on!" Peter said before hopping over the fence
"ME FIRST!" Junior yelled and nearly pushed Amity onto the ground to which she gave him a angry frown before following behind with the rest of the people as they all hop over the fence (with Vectorman carrying Monotaro of course)
eventually they reach the house then and see...
"how...poor looking" Taco grunted at the design of the cabin
"it's a house made with logs, did you expect something fancier?" Brooklyn Guy asked sarcastically
'I feel so cold guys... " Jeffy whimpered
"I feel a little better right now" Cherzi sighed as she kept holding onto Liekable's arm
"you're making him uncomfortable...how about we get inside and find an actual source of warmth?" Candle suggested
"I think I prefer this ove-"
Liekable then gently pushed her away and quickly went inside the house while Cherzi pouted before she followed him with the rest
Donut closed the door before looking at the place...it was kind of empty.
Cody looked at a torn off map on the wall and saw half of the forest layout along with only a few words written in the corner...
"Silent...Hill?" the nerd muttered
"ah shit..." Peter sighed
"okay everybody...just stay and do whatever you want while I try to come up with something" MePhone4 sighed before he started whispering something with his staff members
"hey look bunk beds, it's like me and Chef Pee Pee...I want the top one!" Junior tried running to the beds but Taco quickly tripped him with her foot
"ladies first" Taco smirked before sitting on the lower bed.
"the top is mine, sorry kid" Cherzi shrugged
"that's not fair!" Junior complained angrily
"honestly? you kinda deserve it" Amity smirked
"ugh..." Junior grumbled
"can Jeffy sleep with Diarrhea Maker?" Jeffy said pointing at Taco
"I think that Oven would be more suitable for you..." Taco growled
"okay!" Jeffy said happily before walking over to the oven
"Jeffy no!" Lilith ran over to stop him
Monotaro then woke up and looked around
"please tell me you're back to normal..." Donut pleaded
"...well now, what is this place?" Monotaro spoke with a smug voice
"ugh..." Donut groaned in misery
"you okay dude?" Vectorman asked
"depending on how you mean that friend, am i okay despite feeling extremely cold, or the fact that we're stranded in the middle of a snowstorm...this is all very interesting indeed" said Monotaro as he put on glasses that came out of nowhere
"there's simply no hope for him..." Peter sighed
"nonsense, my intelligence is enough to push me further into life, you simpletons need not to insult me" Monotaro scoffed
"i...just want you to come back" Donut whimpered before walking away from the robot
"this is fucked up..." Billy said feeling sorry for Donut
"restrain yourself from vulgar language, matter of fact...who let this hillbilly in the cabin?" asked Monotaro with a mocking voice
"watch your damn-"
"Billy" Candle said calmly
"goddammit...can you stop controlling me for a one fucking moment?" Billy grumbled
"we need to focus...right now fighting is the last thing that we need to do" Candle sighed before Monotaro hummed
"interesting...you decide with emotions instead of facts, i say that a fight is most definitely needed at the moment, somebody definitely is to blame for all of our misfortune yes?" Monotaro asked with a smirk while Candle rolled her eyes
"...." Liekable leaned against the wall holding himself before Candle noticed something about his aura...it seemed so different than usual...maybe she'll ask him later.
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Cherzi and Taco were then seen near a corner talking to Vectorman and Amity.
"as you all are aware...the merge is finally here which is extremely worrying" Taco sighed
"wait why though?" asked Vectorman
"we're supposed to be keeping each other safe from being voted...if you get into different teams without this alliance then you're good as gone" Cherzi clarified
"i...what do we do?" Amity anxiously asked
"we'll think of something...in the meantime...could you show me some of your magic?" Taco asked "I'd love to learn more about you and your culture Amity!"
"yeah same!" Vectorman nodded
"actually...how about we learn how to do magic too, it has been a dream of mine to do such a thing...could you please show us how to make magic circles Amity?" Cherzi asked with a smile while Amity looked a little embarrassed.
"w-well humans can't exactly magic...not sure about robots either but...you guys can learn glyph magic instead!" Amity said to which Taco clasped her hands then.
"I'd love to learn more about it, you're so a kind person Amity!" Taco said to which Amity blushed in embarrassment again
"i'm not that great..." Amity chuckled
"girl, you doing magic is totally awesome!" Vectorman said giving a thumbs up
"thanks...wait does anyone have a pen?" Amity asked before Cherzi showed her one
"let's get started..." Cherzi said smirking...with a lot of malice behind.
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"okay guys line up!" MePhone4 suddenly called up.
Taco grumbled as she was suddenly interrupted from drawing her fire sigil before she begrudgingly walked up to the others.
"what's up dickface?" Peter asked
"HUSH....firstly, Amity i didn't forget about you calling me Chris back there!" MePhone4 gave her a glare
"it was a slip of my tongue!" Amity said with a eye roll
"whatever...second...IT'S FAN MESSAGES TIME!" MePhone4 said cheerfully
"how very nice, more rude messages and useless gifts for us to throw away!" Monotaro chortled
"nice personality?" Y/n asked to which Donut sadly nodded
"oh i really missed those!" King Tubby clapped delightfully
"and since I'm feeling greedy, I'll be reading my messages first so SHUSH!" MePhone4 warned before Brooklyn Guy began reading a note
"okay the first message said '"Quamax done dirty. Also what did the points mean if one of the dares was an auto elim? WHY DO YOU DO THESE THINGS MEPHONE!!!! APOLOGIZE TO QUAMAX *NOW*!"
Before you ask, yes Brooklyn Guy, this was said before, but he hasn't apologized to Quamax. Actually, thinking of it, he needs to apologize to Cucumber and Coop as well! That shit was straight up a rock draw. Fucking broke my heart man, fucking broke my heart. Also quick question MePhone, can we give immunity cards to contestants?"'
"you can, but I'll just chop them up BECAUSE IT'S CHEATING!" MePhone4 roared
"justice for Quamax!" Peter exclaimed
"yeah asshole, why did you eliminate him?" Y/n asked
"blame Cody" MePhone4 shrugged
"yeah Cody why did you do that stupid dare!? you got Qua eliminated you nerd!" Junior growled at him
"did you want me to get eliminated instead!?" Cody asked in frustration
"YEAH!" Junior retorted
"anyways Quamax is probably watching this so...hey Quamax....GET OWNED BOZO, YOU TOO AS WELL COOP AND CUCO HAHA!" MePhone4 sneered and did a fortnite dance as the others cringed in response
"seriously...?" Lilith gave him a unimpressed face
"i'm not apologizing to anyone, maybe if he actually smelled Brooklyn's finger then maybe, MAYBE....he would've been here with us, also i said I'd pick someone to get eliminated soooo....my eyes landed on the two others, sorry can't do anything about it" MePhone4 said with a smug face
"indeed, his own stupidity and unwillingness caused his own death...too bad so sad" Monotaro shook his head
"Monotaro you should like not talk about him like that" Donut said with a sigh
"calm down my round friend, I'm just stating the factual" Monotaro said patting Donut on the back who looked extremely sorrowful
"next message says 'Why'd you have to go and eliminate Coop, you jerk?!? To you, I gift a stink bomb that'll automatically detonate in .2 seconds! Enjoy'"
"wait wha-" but then a stink bomb went off inside a small box causing everyone to cough
"FUCK, THIS SMELLS THAN JOEY!" Billy gagged
"oh God this smells really bad..." Amity said covering her nose as her eyes watered up.
"hmmm smells like butt!" Jeffy said taking a big whizz before Vectorman quickly used his vacuum to inhale the green fog
"Phew!" Vectorman wiped his forehead "you would've thought Joey was in the room eh?"
"sheesh! you viewers are salty sometimes..." MePhone4 chuckled
"justice for Coop too bitch!" Peter exclaimed
"Cucumber got cucked even in this story!?" Y/n growled in frustration
"HUSH!" MePhone4 shushed at them
"another message said 'Rip-Off IPhone 4' and they left a skull emoji at the end" Brooklyn Guy then had his note snatched from MePhone4 who then put the note in a paper shredder
"where did you even get that from?" King Tubby asked
"next question!" MePhone4 demanded
"geez okay...final message for the angry host here said 'haha your questioning icon has a error on your arm making it look like it's missing a chunk haha'"
"WHAT!?" MePhone4 gasped
"oh yeah see...your picture in the question forms is kinda messed up...it has been since the start of the show actually and I didn't really bother to change it so...oops?" Brooklyn Guy smiled sheepishly
"damn...OG Plush you fucking idiot" Peter laughed
"hey I'm trying here okay?" a unknown voice said from outside
"who's that!?" Liekable asked looking around in confusion
"hello?" Taco called out to which nobody answered back
"let's pretend that didn't happen" Chef Pee Pee sighed
"you both better fix that later!" MePhone4 said with a annoyed face
"okay...peepers this one is for you and it said 'Well, since MePhone's back can we gift Peepee the custom kitchen? From York, even tho logically speaking MePhone has no way to know that there's a "York" that has been sending gifts and engraving their name on it...Just give Peepee the kitchen. And a better name.'"
"wait what's wrong with my name!?" Chef Pee Pee asked in annoyance
"pee pee...really?" Lilith asked
"yeah Chef Pee Pee suck your name is stupid!" Junior mocked with a snort
"shut the hell up Junior...ugh whatever just call me Fernando or something...maybe Lord Peep?" Chef Pee Pee asked slyly
"okay since none of you have fixed my picture before, i won't be giving you the kitchen" MePhone4 smirked
"WHAT!? COME ON NOW!" Chef Pee Pee yelled in frustration
"too bad so sad, next message!" MePhone4 waved at Brooklyn Guy
"this one is for me actually and it said 'Literally how many brothers do you have?'....well how many people did my mom sleep with?....probably a million so...take that as your answer" Brooklyn Guy said with a deadpan voice before dropping the note
"damn...she's a slut then?" Billy asked
"yep..." Brooklyn Guy sighed
"that's so sad...anyways next message!" Monotaro said with a snicker
"okay asshole...this one is for you 'I have literally no idea what to send to you since you'll just have a new personality. Here, have a beige piece of paper'" Brooklyn Guy threw the paper to Monotaro who looked at it to see only the word York in bold
"is York the maverick of this story?" Peter asked
"what?" Cody asked
"nice gift" Cherzi said
"thank you, although this is kinda useless...to whoever this York fellow is, you need to send better gifts...just you sending me a piece of paper is enough to show me just what kind of intelligence you have" Monotaro rolled his eyes before eating the paper...
"Monotaro that was so mean...hasn't York been sending us gifts most of the time...be grateful!" Donut groaned at his friend's behavior
"okay then dear, to the people watching this show...send Donut the most useless gifts you can think of, let's see what your reaction would be like" Monotaro sneered while Donut growled
"okay this one said 'Choose one gift: Apples or Bees'"...wait how's that possible?" Brooklyn Guy scratched his head
"let's see...apples would be nice, I could use the seeds to grow more apple trees...but then again bees are good for the planet...and also I could get some honey for myself...hmmm....this question actually challenged my mind!" Monotaro said with amusement
"choose one already...if you chosen the apple then give it to me or something" Cherzi said rolling her eyes
"oh then I choose bees!" Monotaro said before suddenly a bunch of bees came out of the box near MePhone4 causing everybody to scream and run around in circles
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later everyone was seen with red spots in their faces...
"good job Z..." Taco grumbled as she held her face in pain
"that was interesting!" Monotaro chuckled despite being covered in spots
"good thing i'm made out of metal" MePhone4 chuckled
"same" Vectorman said but felt sorry for the others...
"why did my ass get stung the most...?" Y/n asked as he was laying on the ground instead of the bed
"because you got a dumpy man...seriously Y/n if I was feeling like it, I would have dropped my pants and-".
"next message for Monotaro simply said 'yeehaw'...yeah...ow" Brooklyn Guy grumbled as he scratched his face
"not that shit again..." Billy groaned
"good gracious...how horrifying was it becoming a low intelligence country muppet...i rather shoot myself then act like that again" Monotaro said shivering
"yeah you know what, I rather have you act like this then go back to being insane..." Donut sighed as he remembers how unhinged that last personality was...
"this last message said...'[ BREAKING !!!! ] OPEN this BOX IN ORDER TO instantly [ EXPLODE ] !!!!!!!!!!!!!!'....yeah no" Brooklyn Guy took the red box before opening the door and throwing it out before it exploded nearby before he closed the door.
"now why would you throw away my gift pleb?" Monotaro growled
"shut it up...Liekable we got some messages for you too and the first name said 'I am back after going on a Disney Cruise, Fuck that kid for raging over dying in Super Smash Bros. ultimate- Anyways the darkness has infected other universes, BIG SHOCK (Really isn’t) Adventure Time has been corrupted, Sonic Boom, SMG4, Regular Show, Steven Universe, and it attacks shows that are ending, like this one! Once someone wins it goes back in a later time of your Show and corrupts it altering the Timeline, Voting has already ended and I wish I could’ve shown this sooner… Watch out for glitchy particles for suspicious black substances as the show starts reaching its nearly ending point'"
"oh yeah, check out this video" MePhone4 then started playing a video on his body screen
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after that short video...
"i feel disturbed..." Liekable muttered
"me too...and I don't like how they worded eliminated in that..." Amity shivered
"who even makes those videos?" Lilith asked
"check YouTube" Peter shrugged
"Luz mentioned something about that before...is it like penstagram?" Amity asked before Billy scoffed
"yeah...YouTube is ass nowadays, you get copyright strikes for no reason and you can't even review them on what video you got striked on because the assholes wouldn't even let you see the video because it's fucking unavailable...making it impossible to even appeal the goddamn strike, FUCK! I'm glad Susan and her poisonous pussy is gone from YouTube...new ceo is probably going to make things worse or something" Billy sighed deeply then.
"goodness, you talk a lot" Taco rolled her eyes
"you want another boot bitch?" Billy growled
"want another kick?" Cherzi smirked
"chill out guys!" Vectorman pleaded
"it's already chilly here" Junior snorted at his own joke
"HAHAHAHA! WHY IT DO THAT?" Jeffy asked aggressively
"why does it do what?" King Tubby asked
"oh my...just read the next message!" Brooklyn Guy begged
"okay damn, Liekable the final message for you was 'Well, I honestly have no idea what to give you, just name something and I'll get it to you next episode unless your instantly voted out...which probably won't happen cause PLOT ARMOR HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH PLOT ARMOR IS REALLLLLLLLLL'"
"plot armor?" Peter scoffed with his eyebrow raised "did nobody read danganro-"
"okay Peter this is your lash warning, no more wall breaks" MePhone4 threatened
"yeah shut the fuck up bitch" Y/n sneered
"how about you kiss me?" Peter winked while Y/n rolled his eyes
"i...don't know....could you send me some painkillers maybe....?" Liekable asked as he shook a little bit
"are you okay...?" Candle asked in concern
"yeah...just the cold" Liekable muttered
"man up..." Cherzi gave him a slight jab on the back to which Liekable didn't react to.
"can't MePhone give you some?" Cody asked
"you know what, since you're a nice person...sure!" MePhone4 then generated a bag of chips before throwing it away and then generating a rock before growling the chucking it at Jeffy who was knocked out by it before finally MePhone4 generates a painkiller bottle before throwing Liekable who frantically caught it with his hands
"thanks..." Liekable whispered
"uh...I know that you're an adult but you know how to take those with responsibility right?" Lilith asked as Liekable just nodded
"painkillers...? do they-"
"yes Tubby" Taco stopped him with a simple answer
"then I don't have to explain what they do...disappointing I know" King Tubby sighed while Taco shook her head at him.
"i guess we found the junkie in the group" Taco whispered to Cherzi before giggling as Cherzi simply hummed in amusement
"Cherzi, this message is for you and it said 'That "who is she" thing is actually a nice play, fucking taking advantage of the whole wording of it. GG rematch later.' "
"huh" Cherzi raised her eyebrow
"i think they're talking about the time where-"
"oh hush darling" Cherzi said before Lilith quickly stopped.
"bitch i still remember that!" Y/n exclaimed
"hey don't call her that!" Amity gave him a angry look
"goddammit Amity...this is why your show is coming to an end" Y/n sighed deeply while Amity just gave him a confused look
"just ignore him dear, those kids need better hobbies" Taco said with a glare towards Y/n
"by the way this message is for both Peter and Y/n actually" Brooklyn Guy said in surprise
"HAH, CHRIS DIDN'T HAVE THIS IN HIS SHOW BEFORE WHICH MEANS I'M THE FIRST TO DO IT!" MePhone4 said laughing madly
"sweet bruh...but what does this person have to say about them?" Vectorman asked
"probably how goddamn cool i am!" Peter said flexing his arms
"I'm like a celebrity here so they pretty much like my ass" Y/n said smirking
"same!" Junior exclaimed
"hell NAH!" Billy quickly shut him down
"actually this one is a long long and it says 'This seems to be like some Danganronpa V3 type shit ngl. The whole meta thing. You two seem like actually normal kids who had their whole world turned upside down with the ability to fucking break the fourth wall. Like, is there no existential horror that comes from that? Maybe the people around you aren't real? Maybe the people around you are? Who fucking knows, it's god damn terrifying. How the fuck do you cope with that fact? How the fuck do you manage to play it up for laughs? Also is Y/N aware he looks completely different on a screen (he looks like a road sign) then he does in front of others right in front of him (he looks like a stereotypical anime protagonist). Also I know we're going full existential horror but I still wanna genuinely know from Peter and Y/N if Peter's doing a bit to get back at him or if he really fell for Y/N. I mean, the two genuinely seem extremely close, only losing said closeness during the whole... incident with the cat and the robot, and the fat man and the cook.'
"....what in the fuck are your viewers on about MePhone?" Chef Pee Pee asked a brief silence
"hm?" MePhone4 shrugged
"anime protagonist...BRO I'M NOT CRINGE LIKE THAT!" Y/n yelled angrily
"actually...you look kinda blurry for some reason?" Vectorman rubbed his eyes as for some reason Y/n's appearance wasn't clear...
'what the hell... " Cody rubbed his own eyes too and Y/n was still unclear to look at.
"now hold on bruv, my life has been pretty crazy ever since I've been shot out of my mom's pusshole, also it's kind of fucking hard to explain...sometimes I'm meta, sometimes I'm not, it's like if I was in danganronpa 1 and knew leon would clap a certain person...I would've stopped it right? but shit, my mind stops having the meta knowledge of knowing what's going to happen for a certain amount of time so...shit man this is kinda hard to explain so just fucking ignore it L.O.L....also I kinda don't care so none of this scares me, pretty bitch boy here would say the same thing, also about this whole shipping thing? yeah we actually dated back when his ass was pretending to be my friend, we did some fucked up things together ya know, taking dumps on our neighbor's yard, starting fights with Dream stans, making offensive tiktoks...anything really...but this fucker showed his true colors, nearly got me and my friends killed with his retarded robots or whatever, too bad he chickened out after I've told him that i didn't meant to kill his parents...fuck was that about huh, BITCH!" Peter snarled at Y/n
"you killed his parents...?!" Donut gasped
"oh don't act like I'm a bad guy here asshole...you had it coming, you're one of the worst people I have ever met in my fucking life, you used cancer patients to make profit, you kill anyone that slightly pisses you off, killed my parents, got me involved in your dumbass adventures and...holy fuck do you realize how much time I've spent mediating myself so i didn't instantly wrap my hands around your damn neck and kill you already by then!? and don't fucking get me started on how we used to kiss each other and for me to pretend that I liked it...FUCKING NASTY! I still wanna murder you, if i ever get the motivation then I'd do it you FUCKING WHORE!" Y/n snarled back while the others stared at them in silence
"BRUH! I needed to buy a PS5, those cancer patient fighting videos were the only way since my parents refused to buy me one...stop acting so upset about it, YOU LITERALLY HELPED ME SET THE WHOLE THING UP!" Peter yelled
"YOU ATE SHIT AND PISS AS A FOOD REVIEW BEFORE POSTING IT ON YOUTUBE!" Y/n yelled back
"which you helped me with, I can't be a damn mukbanger now?" Peter asked
"you literally wanted to shoot up the school because they gave you DETENTION AND I WAS ARRESTED FOR IT!" Y/n face-palmed
"okay? the world cup was on at the time, besides Tara pretty much kicked my ass and then i bailed you out cause you were my babe and all" Peter said shrugging
"I SURE TO GOD I'M FUCKING KILL-"
"GODDAMMIT SHUT UP ALREADY!" Billy yelled angrily
"what!? but this was quite entertaining!" Monotaro whined
"this isn't entertaining...you both need to work your issues out!" Candle said with a scowl
"FUCK YOU!" both Peter and Y/n yelled before Candle face-palmed
"okay so the circus act is over already?" Cherzi asked with a bored face
"actually Peter your last message said 'I will be honest, I forgot you existed'" Brooklyn Guy then throws away the note before Peter gasped loudly
"they...they.... FORGOT ME!?" Peter yelled before holding his heart
"what are you doing...?" Cody asked in concern
"ahhh...aufhh....AUGHHH!" Peter moaned in pain before following down on the floor
Y/n face-palmed while the others looked at him with blank stares
"okay enough playing around Pete" MePhone4 rolled his eyes
"Pete...? what am i Peter Parker?" Peter asked while he continued to lay down
"penis parker you mean?" Billy asked
"uh...can we get to my messages next?" Amity sighed as she decided to ignore their odd behavior
"sure, this message for you said 'Please keep yourself together, come to someone else to comfort. Actually, maybe I can help spark a friendship! Here, talk to Candle, she'll probably be there for you!'"
"I'll be honored to know you better Amity dear" Candle smiled
"oh, yeah you seem nice so-"
"Amity don't do anything those weird viewers ask you to do...they're probably trying to set you up" Taco abruptly said
"but Candle is nice, like super duper nice!" Vectorman said not understanding the problem
"yes I agree!" King Tubby nodded
"considering all the dangerous gifts that were sent to us, all of the rude messages...i say that this viewer is probably trying to make Amity lose the game" Taco stated while Candle frowned
"nothing of the sort would ever happen..." Candle muttered
"okay, suit yourself Amity...it'll be a shame if you were to get eliminated this episode" Taco shrugged while Amity looked conflicted then
"i...i...I don't know" she sighed before looking away from Candle who looked disappointed but didn't say anything further.
"fucking snake..." Billy muttered quietly and gave Taco a mean look.
"you can be my friend instead~" Junior winked at her
"I rather be turned into what Belos is right now...no thank you" Amity gave him the cold shoulder to which Junior sighed at
"can you be my girlfriend Candle?" Jeffy asked smacking his diaper
"err...." Candle looked away in awkwardness
"what's the next message?" Liekable said quickly to which Candle then sighed in relied with a thankful smile
"well Amity another person said 'Yes Amity there is a corrupted version of Luz already if your thinking about it'"
"ugh..." Amity shivered at the thought
'actually Lilith you have fanart of that too" Y/n stated
"yeah, right above the ones with her on bikinis and shit...people are nasty" Peter rolled his eyes
"i seriously would've preferred not to be aware of either of those things...but thanks" Lilith sighed
"the final message for Amity said 'If someone wound up visiting the Boiling Isles on vacation, what would you suggest is thing that they absolutely must see? As for a gift, let's see . . . here's a Franklin Badge, which reflects electrical attacks! I'm not sure if that Collector uses those, but it wouldn't hurt to have it just in case, right?'"
Amity was given the odd badge to which she looked at for a moment before speaking "this is a weird gift but...I guess it'll be useful someday, and oh also...honestly if any other human came to the demon realm they probably would either get killed or eaten....technically both i think? but...they definitely need to come to my school, maybe even the owl house...that is if Eda doesn't try to scam them or Hooty decides not to annoy them to death...i would take them to one of those abomination wrestling matches but...that didn't go well for me last time so heh..."
"your world sounds very fascinating Amity...i could learn so much knowledge from there!" King Tubby said as he pondered something
"yeah, plus I'd love to go to a magical school then I can probably destroy all the trash from my world much easier" Vectorman said in excitement
"I'd love to take you two but...things are complicated at the moment...." Amity sighed sadly
"oh yeah...Luz is pretty much dead now, that or she decided to date Gus instead an-
"Y/n...i swear to TITAN...!" Amity growled angrily
"okay okay I'll stop...by the way excited for your next episode, last one was pretty done" Y/n said smiling
'facts can't wait for that" Peter nodded
"same here guys!" the unknown voice from earlier spoke again
"WHO'S TALKING!?" Donut yelled as he looked around for the voice source
"would you look at that, Donut you have a few messages and this one says 'Watch this guy be a Sacrificial Lion since the game's starting to get a lot more serious. The Sacrificial Lion is a sympathetic character who is slated to die so that the audience knows that the villain is playing for keeps or that the situation really is as dangerous and desperate as it seems. The death is ultimately unnecessary in the large scheme of things, but it does provide a shocking twist to the proceedings. The main distinction between this and a Sacrificial Lamb is in the presentation of their characters. The Sacrificial Lamb is a throwaway minor character who is made to be likable just so that the audience feels sad when they die. Their death provides no real change to the plot, only that we know the enemy is Dead Serious'"
"...." Donut gave Brooklyn Guy a blank stare
"dunno man...seems more of a Monotaro to me" Peter shrugged
"i quite disagree with that, i say that Lilith fits the narrative" Monotaro pouted
"i seriously don't care" Lilith rolled her eyes
"those messages are getting out of control honestly" said Cody
"funnily enough this one said 'its nice to see how you developed from since the beginning! I'm proud of you'"
"oh...well thank you, see we need more positive messages like this one!" Donut said with a smile
"nobody has nice things to say about you" Taco flatly said
"didn't people insult you the most out of everyone here?" Amity pointed out
"or MePhone..." Cherzi muttered
"see this is what we need to talk about, i bring good entertainment to my viewers and they insult me in return...it's like I did something really bad!" MePhone4 exclaimed feeling upset with you guys...
"yeah it's not like you kidnapped us or anything" Lilith rolled her eyes
"exactly, so i better not see anymore bad messages from you guys...Eugh!" MePhone4 roared gently and took an air bite at the camera while Chef Pee Pee face-palmed
"as for Donut's last message it said 'If you don’t know what universe this is from the Standing animals this is “Happy Tree Friends” Happy Tree Friends is a Violent cartoon that adapts the art style of a kids show making it seemingly normal, the one singing is Flippy, Flippy is a bear that has gone to war and has PTSD (I am pretty sure he caused most of the deaths) it is dangerous for him to be corrupted because IF HIS PTSD IS TRIGGERED, He has a alter ego called Fliqpy That will commit mass murder, don’t believe me here is another video to prove my point, Like I said before this corruption is no joke'"
"oh yeah, two videos from this person...let's watch the first one!" MePhone4 pressed on his screen before playing the first video
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"fire music bro" Peter said
"yeah but sheesh, CREEEEPY~" Vectorman exaggerated
"pfft...this won't happen to my show that's for sure, anyway next video!" MePhone4 then played second video
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"why didn't nobody request me to react to that video before?" Billy asked
'oh...my...goodness" Candle said with terror
"i didn't wanna see that...seriously i didn't' Liekable spoke after a while
"don't worry baby, I'm here for you to hold if you want?" Cherzi purred while Liekable just looked away
"I've seen gross things before but...this was messed up" Amity said feeling uncomfortable now.
"you should see what Lumpy does..." Y/n muttered
"very nice showcase of manslaughter, very educational!" Monotaro clapped profusely
"i....think there's some things that shouldn't be studied upon" King Tubby gulped
"i never seen deaths like that before..." Donut said as he kept covering his eyes
"very hardcore i know" MePhone4 smirked
"that was disgusting..." said Lilith
"oh yeah well, Jeffy somebody sent you this video " MePhone4 then showed a video of green beans being processed
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" Jeffy screamed loudly in horror
"Hahaha!" MePhone4 stopped the video and laughed while Jeffy started shivering violently next to Candle
"there there Jeffy..." Candle patted him on the head
"man why did you do that?" Junior growled at the host
"because it's fucking funny" Brooklyn Guy chuckled
"quit being a pussy Jeffy..." Billy rolled his eyes
"Cody someone said to you 'I really hate to break it to you, but I ran out of things to say about you. Here, um...have a...math book?'"
Cody was given the math book and looked at the front cover before raising his eyebrow "York sent this as well?"
"York is probably rich or something, let's rob him or her...or....let's play football" Y/n said randomly
"world cuuuup, world cuuuup, world cuuuup! world cup!" Peter and Vectorman started singing together
"does everyone here have a mental illness or something?" Taco asked as the three continued to sing
"well thanks for the gift, also I don't mind if I've become boring or something" Cody said as he began reading the book
"NERRRD!" Junior snarled
"math is a interesting topic, quit treating people like that" Lilith groaned
"....NEEEERDS!" Junior wheezed
"UHHHHHH!" Jeffy yelled while Lilith just gave them a annoyed sigh
"Lilith this is for you actually 'Okay, since you're in one of the worst positions. Here's the thing, there's a ton of things in this gift. It's all art supplies. Like professional ones. Gel pens, watercolor, all sorts of stuff Also to answer your question, no, paying is not necessary, it's all charity. Also sorry to what happened to your friend Michelle, mega fucked u p.'"
Lilith was given a box full of all the equipment listed as before
"woah...this is actually nice thank you!" Lilith smiled happily
"also everything has York labeled on them...does he own a goddamn company or what?" Chef Pee Pee asked
"just saying, i don't have a clue what they meant about Michelle...SHUT UP PETER!" Y/n quickly covered Peter's mouth before he could tell Lilith anything
"uh...it's fine, those are really nice...it reminds me of class" Lilith said as she held a paintbrush
"doesn't that look familiar?" MePhone4 hummed
"yeah...oh Billy somebody asked you 'What is your raw, unfiltered thoughts on Candle? Do you like her, or do you not?'"
"yeah? she's not a annoying fuck like Jeffy or Junior, i don't hate everyone here but fuck...some of you need to mind your own business, I'll admit that she gets on my nerves sometimes with the whole calming down shit, I just do shit differently that's all, and trust me...sometimes the best way to deal with people is by punching the hell out of them...that's what i did to that alien gay before and it worked out just fine" Billy said punching his palm as example
"i didn't mean to intrude in your own choices, I just don't want you to be reckless" Candle sighed
"i won't, i haven't for eliminated yet so" Billy shrugged
"....Billy X-"
"FUCK NO!" Billy yelled at Peter who snickered in response
"she needs to mind her own business then" Taco said sternly
"you need to behave" Candle pouted
"do i smell drama?" MePhone4 asked
"no, i just pooped myself" said Jeffy
"ugh!" Amity wrinkled her nose in disgust
"Jeffy quit doing that!" Chef Pee Pee groaned
"it's starting to itch" Jeffy said smacking himself again in the diaper
"uh...well King Tubby you got a message saying 'Sorry you found out what happened to Cheeta in such the heat of the moment, felt super fucking awful for you dude. I don't think you can straight up gift hugs because of the...limitations but can you ask Y/N to give you one, you're way too sweet for this.' "
"aw, well thanks loyal viewer, but at least Cheeta is fine and dandy still" King Tubby said with relief
"Vectorman hug him for me, I'm kinda busy here..." Y/n grunted as he and Peter tried stabbing each other with Lilith's equipment
"alright man!" Vectorman exclaimed before picking up King Tubby with a tight hug
"ow....my....deepest appreciation...." King Tubby grunted with a smile
"Vectorman somebody said to you 'Honestly, I'm just worried that you're worried that your friends may dislike you because of your personality shift, I mean it's an awful thing to think about. Here, have a bowl of chili'"
"thanks" Vectorman was handed the bowl before he looked under it "York...hey sweet! also i kinda don't need to eat sooo....here Junior!"
"thanks! can't wait to fart loudly tonight!" Junior said before quickly stuffing his face on the bowl
"also, don't worry about me, I might be different but I know that wouldn't make me hated or anything!" Vectorman assured
"yeah we still like you!" Amity said smiling
"yeah..." Cherzi muttered
"of course..." Taco said as she tried not to roll her eyes
"at least you're not fucking crazy like bear ass" Peter pointed at Monotaro
'excuse me pleb?" Monotaro grumbled
"we just wish you were back to yourself..." Donut said frowning deeply
"looney talk, I've always been like this!" Monotaro grunted
"you were a literal incest farmer just a few hours ago!" Peter exclaimed
"so?" Monotaro asked
"bro..." Y/n sighed
"okay step-bro...this final message for Vman was 'As a cleaning focused bot, do you know much about recycling? If so, perhaps you can help me with something. Does "paperboard" count as paper, or cardboard? Thanks!"
"that's definitely cardboard, but why did they call it paperboard I wonder...meh! it could be something different I dunno...oh also you can just burn it, i cleaned most of the waste from earth by dumping them into the sun!" Vectorman said
"wouldn't that damage the sun?" Cody asked to which Vectorman just shrugged at
"Candle you have two messages, one of them said 'Do you ever feel bitter? You might, I may not be sure. Please don't let this be a facade, you're so sweet right now.'"
"well i may not be bitter all the time but...it's a natural emotion, i think it's bound to happen a lot considering....nevermind" Candle stopped herself from finishing while Taco just groaned lowly at her
"Candles actually taste nasty, not sweet get your facts right" Junior said as chili dropped from his face
"clean yourself dumbass" Billy groaned
"her next message said 'But it’s true! Scented Candles smell nice :)'"
"oh I know..." Candle giggled
"wait, how the hell do you take showers?" Peter asked "what happens when you step in the shower well obviously your flame goes out but like...do you use your powers to clean yourself or-"
"quiet dear" Candle asked gently
"yes mommy" said Peter immediately
"ugh" Amity rolled her eyes
"Taco you have messages too" Brooklyn Guy said to which Taco quickly took a deep breath as she prepared herself
"first message said 'This is an actual genuine question from an actual person, but will you ever betray Cherzi down the line? Actually, the bigger question, will you ever *date* Cherzi down the line? How does an object X human thing even work? Meh, I don't wanna know.' "
"well now, I'll admit that she's a very good looking lady an-"
"i'm not going to date talking food, nor fuck one in the future" Cherzi said bluntly
'...worth a try" Taco shrugged before continuing "also betray? what kind of question is that...eliminations happen due to poor performance or mistakes on one's side, how would I even betray her...granted I'd vote for her with the majority if the time comes, surely she'd do the same for me but as for betrayal? not sure what you mean by that"
"what she said" Cherzi nodded
"okay...then your final message said 'A British Abomination'"
Taco looked at Brooklyn Guy for a moment before exhaling loudly
"you know something, no, no..i won't make a scene anymore so...go away" Taco said with a shaky smirk
"congratulations" Y/n said sarcastically before clapping loudly
"hmph!" Taco pouted
"finally Junior's message..which is a video actually" Brooklyn Guy sighed as he nodded to MePhone4
"okay...alright sit down everybody, time for a movie night i guess...." MePhone4 then pressed something on his button which started playing an audio book of the entire script of fatal findings
"Look Leah, a mushroom.Look what I found - a treasure. It's a magical day! It must mean something - it's buried treasu-"
-
one hour later....
everybody was seen passed out by then with MePhone4 still playing the audio book before it finally stopped as his screen changed back to his face showing that he was also asleep along with Chef Pee Pee and Brooklyn Guy...
everybody was asleep...Taco was seen cuddling with Cherzi while Amity slept on the top bed while Lilith was sleeping next to a piece of paper next to her gifted supplies, she was half done drawing a portrait of all of the contestants but fell asleep during the audio book playing...
everybody was sleeping on the ground with the exception of Donut who slept on the chair next to the torn off map and a bottle of alcohol...(which he didn't touch of course)
all of them slept peacefully...except for Liekable who had his back pressed against the wall holding the bottle tightly in his hands before he looked all over and noticed that everyone was finally knocked out...
he got up slowly and checked twice...everybody really was asleep...he could finally do it....
Liekable walked slowly...slowly towards Donut and winced he made a creek on the wooden floor...
"hmm....what's my favorite season...?" Donut muttered lazily
Liekable looked back and noticed nobody was up yet...so he slowly approached Donut finally and took the bottle of alcohol away from the table before turning towards the other door next to Peter and Y/n who were seen sleeping next to each other and occasionally kicking each other in their sleep...
Liekable looked at Candle who fell asleep in her mediating position while Billy slept near a wall snoring loudly
Liekable looked at the bottle of painkillers and the alcohol in his hands with a deep frown before finally deciding to open the door slowly to make sure nobody would hear it, he finally gets outside and then closes the door gently...
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{Play Track} ~ Woods Explore
and immediately as he stepped outside, the cold breeze hit against his skin causing Liekable to shiver up...but he didn't care enough to feel like going back inside.
he turned on a flashlight he got from inside and then ran towards the pathway full of trees on each side...
his mind was telling him to turn back...that he shouldn't do this, he went to multiple therapists and he promised himself that he wasn't going to let it happen again...that he wouldn't let his addictions win over his mind...
he stopped and leaned against a tree as he tried to catch his breath, his nostrils stung because of the cold...his hands felt like they were frozen and his chest was tangled like a knot with a tingling feeling that never seemed to cease...
he looked at the objects in his hands...he promised not to do it again...he doesn't wanna feel like this again...but the pain was so much stronger, and the memories....painful memories ran down his mind as they constantly reminded him of what he has done....
Liekable couldn't handle it anymore, he opened the bottle and then poured whatever he could out of it.
the pills dropped down on his palm with a few falling down to the snow...Liekable immediately brought his hand to his mouth and swallowed all the pills with difficulty
he twitched his body once and then slowly slid down to the ground before pulling the cap off the alcohol bottle...
he didn't think twice and just drinking from it spilling some on his shirt.
-
Liekable laid down on the ground half covered in snow next to an empty bottle of booze and the empty bottle of painkillers...
he felt miserable...letting himself do this again to himself, but he couldn't stop...it was the only way to block out the pain he has to constantly deal with every single day...
he didn't care about it...at least now, he won't have to deal with remembering his past or what kind of twisted and sick person he was...it didn't matter if he died out in the cold either, MePhone4 would just revive him...for now, he wanted to feel the process of dying slowly....something he always believed that he deserved....
...
....
....
.....
"you lied to me..." a voice said near him
Liekable's eyes opened in shock and he looked forward to see a little girl staring at him with no emotion
"....Lebel.....?" Liekable whispered as his own little sister was standing in front of him with a bullet hole in her chest, she stood there giving him the most emotionless stare she could
"you lied to me...why did you leave me alone?" she asked as Liekable quickly shook his head in disbelief.
"no...this isn't supposed to be happening...i wanna forget already..." Liekable muttered with worry building up inside him
"you let me die...." Lebel said as tears ran down her eyes
"i....no....it wasn't....me...." Liekable shook his head at her slowly.
"you're fucking useless..." another voice called out to the side which made Liekable's eyes shrink in fear before he looked at a man with a bushy beard and dirty clothing...he had very angry looking eyes staring right at Liekable's soul
".....stay away...." Liekable pleaded as he slowly started to get up
"you couldn't raise money to save your sick mother, you got your little sister killed and now...you even killed me too, you're a goddamn failure YOU SHOULD'VE DIED INSTEAD!" the man yelled loudly
"liar liar liar liar liar liar..." Lebel repeated over and over.
"YOU'RE A KILLER, JUST A MURDERER!" the man yelled on top of Lebel repeated the same word as Liekable started breathing fast before holding his hair and letting out a loud cry
"STOOOOOOOP IT!!!!!" Liekable yelled before running away from the two.
he ran away for a good distance before suddenly another man appeared in front of him, he had a biker gear on and a bullet wound on his forehead
"hey kid, why did you shoot me eh?" the man asked as Liekable backed away before running away to a different direction.
but another man in a pimp suit appeared with a busted face while spinning a cane around as Liekable gasped in horror
"you killed me like a monster kid...that's some real skill ya know?" the man wheezed as his eye dangled down before Liekable screamed before running away before eventually he was stopped by the man with the beard and Lebel.
Liekable was eventually trapped in a circle by all of the four people as they continued to call him a liar, killer, murderer, monster...
Liekable started crying before he ran past them and fell down onto the ground as he continued to hear them talk from behind...
he looked up and saw a building in front of him then..
he got up before quickly vomiting on the snow, and then wobbled over to there quickly as his entire body was hurting and his vision started to get blurry with each step he took...
he finally got there and then saw a open hatch leading somewhere down.
he stared at the ladder before suddenly...
"Lacki..." a deep voice spoke inside his head causing him to yelp and turn back to see his father and sister just staring at him in silence
"your life has no meaning anymore...your family is dead, you changed your identity forever, you no longer have dreams of anything....you don't wish to wake up in the morning anymore, you only find happiness in helping others....because nothing else makes you feel better, you try to drink away from your past...abuse all kinds of drugs in hopes of making the memories fade away....but you can't, you won't run away...because you'll blame yourself forever....for what happened"
Liekable started to back away as his family stepped closer to him
"you know that everything was your fault..." his father said
"why did you let me die...WHY DIDN'T YOU SAVE ME!?" Lebel yelled
Liekable backed away before suddenly he screamed as he fell down the hatch before hitting the ground with a groan
he whimpered painfully as he stared at the hole above him with his sister looking down at him.
"I'm sorry....I'm sorry...." Liekable repeated as tears ran down his face before he got up and limped over to another place...
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back in the wooden cabin....
"come on now, wake up" Monotaro poked Donut in the face causing the letter to groan and then open their eyes slowly
"Monotaro...what now?" Donut asked a little annoyed by his friend.
"nothing, just the fact that I've been awake for a while admiring my smarts...felt a little bored actually" Monotaro shrugged as Donut rubbed his eyes before looking around...
"uh...where's Liekable?" Donut asked looking all over the place.
"ah him, yes i saw him walk out of that door a few minutes ago" Monotaro pointed towards the door while Donut gave him a baffled look.
"and you didn't stop him!?" Donut asked
"oh come now, he had a alcoholic drink in his possession, the good chap merely wanted to have a good drink away from us, who am I to disturb him?" Monotaro asked
"....WHAT!?" Donut yelled
"ugh...what's with the yelling?" Lilith asked with a big yawn
"Liekable went outside!" Donut exasperated
"what.." Candle gasped
"gee...it's not like i even made a challenge yet" MePhone4 said rubbing his eyes
"that movie was ass..." Peter groaned
"GET OFF ME!" Y/n pushed Peter away from his face and got up as everyone else woke up shortly after..
"where could he have went to!?" Donut anxiously asked
'Taco...." Cherzi groaned as Taco quickly stopped holding the human before smiling sheepishly
"oh dear...Liekable is gone? how sad!" Taco said feigning worry in her tone
"but why?" Cody asked
"he had a bottle in his hand, just a gentleman drinking nothing wrong with that" Monotaro said not seeing what's wrong.
"drinking in the goddamn cold?" Billy asked
"we have to find him!" Amity exclaimed
"totally!" Vectorman nodded
"do we have to?" Taco whispered to herself
"knowing that my Urbie is out there in the harsh storm fills me with worry...let's all go find him please?" Cherzi pleaded
"I'm fucking sick of your fake ass personality, quit acting like you give a shit!" Y/n growled at her
"little boy, how about you keep quiet when the adults are speaking?" Cherzi gave him a sweet smile
"could we please just...discuss what to do?" King Tubby asked with a nervous face
"fuck that, I'm not going out in the cold wind" Brooklyn Guy shook his head
"we have to do something though..." Chef Pee Pee groaned
"like what?" Junior asked
"I'm worried about Legoman...." Jeffy whimpered
"what...?" Lilith gave him a confused look
"i think he means Liekable..." Cody sighed
"gosh dang it Liekable...okay everybody go in groups and search for the bozo, take these flashlights and just find him" MePhone4 generated a bunch of flashlights for everyone then.
"and you're just gonna stay here!?" Donut gave him a annoyed look
"I'm gonna try to find a way back home sheesh, give me a break this is all hard work!" MePhone4 rolled his eyes at him.
"i suggest going in groups..." Candle said as she fiddled with her fingers
"I'm with Z then" Taco quickly went to her human friend
"Jeffy come with me!" Junior asked
"I'll go with Vectorman..." Amity said
"unfortunately i need to stay here...the wind might do something to my flame" Candle sighed sadly
"fuck...Tubby can come with me then" said Billy
"but of course!" King Tubby smiled
"Cody can come with me i guess" Lilith shrugged
"me and Donut together" Monotaro said as Donut sighed
"sure...that leaves Peter and Y/n to go together then" Cody said before the others looked at the in silence.
"damn it...fine, i won't complain or whatever...let's just find Liekable" Y/n grumbled
"nice progress dude" Peter smirked
"fuck off..." Y/n growled
"okay then, have fun or something" MePhone4 said as his laptop was now unfrozen and he could begin with trying to find the way back home...
"let's go everybody, make sure you guys don't run off-"
"I'M COMING TO SAVE YOU LEGOMANN!" Jeffy yelled before bursting out of the door and running further into the woods while the others stared at him in silence...
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Cherzi and Taco were seen walking in the woods in silence...
"you know...maybe calling out for him would be a good idea rather than walking silently" Taco suggested as she yawned
"don't wanna strain myself" Cherzi shrugged
"hmm, do you even care about finding him...why did you even come with me" Taco asked as she moved her flashlight around the trees finding nothing.
"oh I do care, it's just that this is a good opportunity for me to torment the idiot while he's away from the others...just imagine, him being trapped somewhere with me being able to do whatever i want to him...sounds really great" Cherzi said with a dreamy sigh
"i don't wish to know what kind of things you're looking forward to do with him..." Taco said with a grossed expression
"I could scratch his face until his entire skin falls off...maybe bite his eye off or maybe kiss him until he suffocates...or maybe i could undress him and leave him alone in the cold to die a slow and pathetic death" Taco looked at Cherzi holding herself with a aroused face to which made Taco give her a weirded look...
"Z dear, you need help-"
suddenly the winds got strong and a bunch of fog came running causing Cherzi and Taco to shield their eyes
it takes a while but the wind stops and Cherzi then looks around before noticing that Taco was gone...
"....that's nice" Cherzi shrugged before walking forward not even worried about the sudden disappearance of her little friend...
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"Z? hello? where are you Cherzi!?" Taco called out as she looked around noticing that she was in a completely different place from where she was...and Cherzi is no longer by her side.
Taco shone her flashlight at the trees and spun around trying to find her friend but nothing...
"oh blast it...what even happened?" Taco asked with frustration
"....you" a voice said from behind causing Taco to spin around and aim the light at......
"....Mic?" Taco looked at Microphone who was standing near a tree.
"didn't I tell you to stay away...?" Microphone spoke sternly
Taco took a moment to process what was happening before she quickly shook her head and gave Microphone a annoyed face "excuse me? i didn't even follow you here...I was with a better friend anyways, what are you doing here"
"friend...Cherzi you mean?" Microphone asked, unamused by the remark
"how do you know her nam-"
"Taco, you really are a monster...i couldn't believe you, all this time i thought i earned a good friend...only for me to realize that you were using me for your personal gain, is that what you're going to do with Cherzi, ruin another potential gift that was given to you...go back to being all alone again, no friends, no goals, nothing...just sitting in that forest all along wondering what just went wrong?"
Taco stood silent as she looked down with a remorseful face...
"i...wish sometimes, that maybe....we could fix everything between us, but no...you'll never learn no matter what" Microphone sighed deeply
"that...isn't true, i can learn how to do anything....it wasn't my fault, I was just trying to help you win!" Taco argued
"....I knew it" Microphone gritted her teeth angrily while Taco looked away
"you're still a liar...a manipulative scum....I HATE YOU SO MUCH!" Microphone yelled before pulling out a familiar ray gun
"what are you-AH!" Taco yelped and jumped out of the way as Microphone fired the gun which hit a tree instead.
"YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A FRIENDLESS LIAR, THIS IS ALL YOU'LL BE IN YOUR MISERABLE LIFE!" Microphone yelled as she kept firing the gun at Taco who dodged every blast.
"no...please Mic i just-" Taco got behind a tree as she dodged another shot "PLEASE JUST LET ME TRY TO APOLOGIZE!"
"NO, JUST DIE ALREADY NOBODY IS GOING TO MISS YOU IF YOU ENDED UP DEAD!" Microphone kept firing at the tree before Taco just decided to run away from her,
"IF CHERZI WAS HERE, SHE WOULD'VE KICKED YOUR SORRY AS-AHH!" Taco jumped away from a blast and continued to run away as Microphone chased her down yelling wildly
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"Vectorman!? where are you!" Amity yelled as she lost Vectorman after that sudden wind...
Amity walked around holding herself with the flashlight in her grip as she looked all over the woods for any signs of her robot friend
"Amity..." Amity gasped once a voice from behind...
"b-belos...?" Amity looked back to see a horrifying sight...a deformed monster staring at her with a sick smile
"finally....a new body for me to take..." Belos coughed
Amity summoned a magic circle with a growl "stay away from me...what are you doing here!?"
"you'll never run away from me..." Belos chuckled as he started to crawl towards her.
"AMITY!" Amity gasped again as suddenly Luz came from the trees causing the witch to stop looking at the monster
"L-Luz...?" Amity muttered as her girlfriend was in front of her...
"stay away from her Phillip!" Luz aimed her staff at the monster
"heh...much better....AUGHHH!" Belos yelled demonically before he jumped at Luz and pinned her down while
"NO STOP IT!" Amity tried to run towards them but her feet wouldn't move, she looked down to see that a bunch of vines were holding her down.
"ugh what the!?" Amity tried breaking free but the vines just wrapped themselves around her legs next to which she was basically being trapped
"augh!" Luz groaned as she was held by her hair by Belos
'finally....you're mine" Belos snickered sickly as Amity gasped
"STOP BELOS DON'T HURT HER!" Amity begged but Belos didn't answer back as Luz continued to struggle with his grip
"Amity run away from here!" Luz said as Belos snapped her staff in house
"LUZ!" Amity screamed as Belos threw her down on the ground before suddenly morphing into liquid and going straight inside Luz's mouth and eye sockets causing her to scream painfully
"NOOOOOOOO!!!" Amity cried loudly as she tried to escape from the vines while Luz continued to howl in pain
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"AUGHHHHH!" Junior screamed in horror as he was being chased around by Baymax from big hero 6
"AHHHHHHH!" Jeffy was seen being chased by a large can of green beans
"I'M GONNA EAT YOUR BUTT!" the green bean can laughed evilly as Jeffy continued to scream with Junior
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"augh!" Vectorman groaned as he was trapped in a spiderweb
a large window spider then came out of nowhere and giggled causing Vectorman to look nervous then.
"man you again!? i don't wanna deal with this nasty crap anymore!" Vectorman whined as he tried to break free while the queen spider crawled slowly towards him
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Billy was seen walking near the lake before suddenly a UFO came from the sky before a pink alien landed near him
"hello~ Billy Bob Tanley, I've came here to prob your friendship again" the pink alien said with a singing like voice
"WHAT THE FUCK BETSY BUNS?, YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE REAL!" Billy yelled in shock
"you're going to pay for what you did to me and my peaceful race, I hope you're ready for the best probing of your life" Betsy Buns said making suggestive gestures before suddenly a bunch of aliens appeared next to the pink alien
"FUCK THIS!" Billy yelled in horror before running away as the aliens started to chase him down
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"mommy please!" King Tubby was seen on his knees begging to what seemed like his mother who looked just exactly like himself only wearing lipstick and glasses
"no excuses young Tubbington, how dare you partake in such a delinquent game show without my permission first, this isn't how i raised you!" his mother said sternly while King Tubby frowned in guilt
"but mommy i didn't mean to join-"
"LYING NOW!?" she gasped before holding her heart "oh my gracious...how could you do this to me after everything I've done for you...oh my weak heart!"
'MOTHER NO I'M SORRY!" King Tubby cried as he held his mother who was now fainted by her son's behavior
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"goddammit..." Y/n was seen staring at his parents corpse
"very upsetting...you sworn to hunt down the person responsible for this, you worked nonstop for two years for a chance at revenge...yet when the time came, you couldn't kill Peter...knowing that all you worked for was for nothing...yet despite all this, you feel rather glad that your parents are dead now...no longer here to ruin your life, you feel free...yet hopeless....Peter is all your purpose isn't he? he's the only reason you exist yet...he gives you a reason to fight....how humiliating" the deep voice chuckled while Y/n rolled his eyes as he was stuck and couldn't move for some reason...
"oh fuck off...who's even talking to me?" Y/n asked as he could only move his eyeballs to look around but see nothing...
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"NOOOOOOOOO!" Peter yelled in horror as he saw something extremely terrifying in front of him...
he was holding his phone and was seeing one of his videos on a cringe compilation
"GODDAMMIT! WHY!?" Peter cried and dropped on his knees ignoring the dead bodies of his friends as he was more focused on the video itself
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"uh..." Lilith was seen surrounded by a bunch of normal looking people all staring at her deeply
"what's wrong, did something happen?" one of the people asked
"do you need help?" another asked
"i...uh......PHUCK! -" Lilith suddenly clucked like a chicken and covered her mouth in embarrassment
"poor Lilith...your friends need you but you can't even handle your fear of talking to crowds?...if they die then you'll be at fault here" the deep said causing Lilith to look around nervously as the people kept asking her what was wrong to which she couldn't speak right and kept clucking like a chicken hopelessly
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"GET AWAY FROM ME!" Cody screamed as a bunch of girls hugged him
"Cody?" suddenly Ken came out of nowhere giving Cody a hurtful look
"K-KEN!? THIS ISN'T WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!" Cody said as she tried to pry off the girls off his shirtless body
"i can't believe you Cody...after all the times I let you eat French toast off my butt without the toast...." Ken sighed deeply before walking away
"NO KEN NOOOOO!" Cody cried as he was now being kissed by the girls while Ken walked away in sadness
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"LIEKABLE WHERE ARE YOU!?" Donut yelled as he walked around the forest with Monotaro
"goodness, is this yelling really necessary?" Monotaro asked as he yawned deeply
"UGH I HAD ENOUGH OF YOU!" Donut snapped as he turned to Monotaro who raised his eyebrow in return
"THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, HAD YOU STOPPED LIEKABLE FROM LEAVING THEN NONE OF THIS WOULD'VE HAPPENED!" Donut said jabbing Monotaro in the chest
"don't blame me darling, blame MePhone for not using his powers to simply teleport Liekable back to the cabin, actually why didn't you tell him to do it?" Monotaro asked
"AND WHY DIDN'T YOU!?" Donut asked in return
"oh, i simply didn't feel like it" Monotaro shrugged before Donut looked at him in disbelief...
"....AUGHHHHHHHH!" Donut yelled and straight up punched Monotaro in the forehead which caused him to back away before accidentally slipping down off a small cliff while Donut gasped in horror as Monotaro then suddenly fell down before hitting his head on the ground causing him to black out
"MONOTARO!" Donut yelled and ran down to check on his friend...
Donut approached Monotaro and saw a big bump on his head causing Donut to wince
"Monotaro please i'm sorry!" Donut began shaking his friend desperately before Monotaro groaned
"...Donut....?" Monotaro spoke slowly
"oh gosh...what have I done?" Donut covered himself in guilt
"....i....remember something...." Monotaro groaned as Donut looked at him with watery eyes
"w-what...?" Donut sniffed
"what Brooklyn Guy said before...i think I've died a long time ago....father....killed me....and my siblings..." Monotaro said as he slowly got up with a whimper
"Monotaro....?" Donut looked at the bear who was rubbing his head in tears
"i...what's happening?" Monotaro asked
"are you....the real Monotaro?" Donut asked
"uh...wait where's my Thing cushion?" Monotaro asked before Donut suddenly hugged him
"i...don't know what's happening either but...I'm glad you're back to normal" Donut said with a sniffle
"i...i can't believe that father would just kill us like that..." Monotaro whimpered
"I'm...sorry" Donut said as he hugged his friend tightly
"i...it's fine....i think" Monotaro sighed
"Monotaro...you don't know how happy i am to see you back to normal again...I've been so worried about you" Donut said as he wiped his tears
"ahh...sorry for worrying you like that, i barely know what happened to me...how could i upset my leader like this..." Monotaro looked deeply ashamed by his actions
"trust me...it doesn't matter anymore, come on we still need to find Liekable" Donut offered his hand to the bear
"okay....let's go Donut" Monotaro smiled causing Donut to gasp
"you....said my name....correctly this time!" Donut said with excitement
"of course how could I ever forget my friend's name?" Monotaro chuckled before Donut smiled and hugged him again
"let's go buddy, we need to tell the others about this later!" Donut said with a smile
"alright, Liekable here we come!" Monotaro grabbed Donut before quickly speeding off with the latter screaming in terror
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we see Cherzi walking near a lake before she spots a little cabin in the front
"perhaps you're hiding in there Urbie.." Cherzi said with a smile before suddenly she heard screams from the side before turning around to see Taco rushing towards her before she quickly jumped right in Cherzi's chest.
"CHERZI SAVE ME!" Taco yelled as she held Cherzi tightly much to the latter's annoyance
"what?" Cherzi asked as she tried to push Taco away from her shirt.
"Mic is trying to kill me..." Taco said as she stared at the woods in nervousness
"uh...?" Cherzi looked at the trees for a while...but nobody even came out yet.
"i promise...she tried to kill me i swear!" Taco said with a sincere voice while Cherzi rolled her eyes
"right...get off now" Cherzi ordered
"no...it's actually very warm" Taco muttered before being pushed into the ground by Cherzi
"quit annoying me, i still need to find that idiot" Cherzi said with a sigh before walking further into the cabin
"w-wait!" Taco quickly followed after her
they both entered the cabin and found the front all boarded up before looking at a open window
"we can climb on the window" Taco said
"wow thank you for telling me!" Cherzi said with a exaggeration
"oh quit it...i'm rather glad to see you" Taco muttered
"i was doing great without you" Cherzi retorted before climbing out of the window while Taco sighed deeply before doing the same thing.
they finally get to the next section and see a little boat parked in the middle
"nothing interesting here, let's go" Cherzi said before she and Taco walked out of the door
they walked around for a while before Cherzi stopped after noticing a building on the side
"the doors seem to be locked...shall we go?" Taco asked before Cherzi shook her head
"let's check it out, I'm getting annoyed with the cold anyway" Cherzi then grabbed Taco and threw her over the fence before climbing up and landing on the ground next to Taco who gave her a angry face before Cherzi went to the doors ahead and got inside with Taco
they walk mostly in silence before eventually finding another place.
"nothing here...let's go" Taco went towards the ladder but Cherzi remained still and instead hopped over the pipes and headed towards the other path while Taco looked in silence before quickly following her
"there's nothing down here, it's all just a waste of time..." Taco grumbled while Cherzi kept silent until they finally turned around and finally reached a dead end
Cherzi finally spots...Liekable sitting down next to the wall rocking back and forth with a very traumatized look
"there he is..." Taco said with a sigh
"....hey?" Cherzi called out to him but Liekable just kept rocking back and forth and muttering something under his breath
"hey imbecile, we're talking to you!" Taco said with frustration as Liekable continued to ignore them
Taco groaned and snapped her fingers to which Cherzi nodded before walking over to Liekable with a smirk
"oh Urbie~ you worried me so much when you suddenly left like that...i unfortunately have to punish you for that" Cherzi said as she looked at her ex with a smirk before realizing that he wasn't going to respond
"don't you know how rude it is to ignore someone...you ANSWER me when I tell you something!" Cherzi gave him a kick on the leg causing Liekable to wince in pain
Cherzi then kneeled down to him and grabbed his face before quietly gasping once she saw the horrified look on his eyes, how watery and extremely red they were...not to mention that how cold his entire body felt.
"....Lebel... Lebel....." Liekable kept muttering as he slowly started to cry while Cherzi backed away with a surprised face
"oh great, you actually drove him to tears this time" Taco said while tapping her foot impatiently
"Liekable...are you okay?" Cherzi asked as she slowly sat down next to him
Liekable just kept sobbing as he hugged his knees while Cherzi just looked away in silence
"do we have to drag him back to the others or something?" Taco asked earning herself a glare from Cherzi
"how about you leave us alone for a moment, go guard that ladder or something" Cherzi growled while Taco just raised her hands in frustration before rolling her eyes and walking away from the two
Cherzi then sat down next to Liekable who was still crying and muttering something about Lebel.
"you left me to basically die back in my castle....you destroyed my book, my wand...i really hate you for everything you have done to me..." Cherzi said with a angry frown before she looked at Liekable again and sighed.
"I'm not going to act like this makes me a better person or anything, nor do I care what those useless viewers have to say about me...but something about seeing you like this....doesn't feel right, i know this isn't worse than what I've done to you but..." Cherzi stopped herself after realizing that she didn't really know what to say...she has been tormenting him ever since the start of the game and basically treated him like a toy even they were together....she really didn't know what to do, nor did she feel anything....the only thing that she didn't want to do is....leave him all alone.
so she just sat next to him for a few minutes just looking at the wall...
...
"....the others are worried about you, we should go back?" Cherzi said after Liekable had stopped crying...
"....hm" Liekable merely hummed and got up with a defeated expression
he started to limp away from Cherzi then while she looked down before getting up and following him where they eventually meet with Taco who was sitting next to the ladder with boredom.
"baby stopped crying?" Taco asked Liekable to which he ignored her and just started climbing up the ladder with a bit of struggle...
"just don't bother, he doesn't wanna talk right now" Cherzi sighed and climbed up the ladder next with Taco following shortly after
Liekable stood still for a moment staring at nothing while Cherzi and Taco looked around a bit.
"....there come on" Cherzi grabbed Liekable's and started walking towards a house in the distance
"slow down..." Taco grunted before following the two
"ugh..." Liekable suddenly dropped to his knee and started coughing violently
"what's wrong with him?" Taco asked as she was agitated with him.
"considering the fact that idiotic bear told us that he was supposedly drinking then I'm sure he drank the entire bottle, probably devoured the entire painkiller bottle too... you damn idiot" Cherzi gave Liekable a disappointed frown before standing him up and helping him get inside the house with Taco
finally they get inside the house then which was full of animal taxidermy...
"odd place..." Taco muttered
Liekable coughed again and nearly fell down to the ground before Cherzi quickly caught him again and groaned
"just take him to that room there..." Taco sighed and quickly went over to open a door for Cherzi to drag Liekable inside...
"just put him on the bed..." said Taco pointing at said bed
Cherzi quickly laid him down before backing away as Liekable coughed again and groaned painfully
"you're going to be fine..." Cherzi assured as she rubbed on his head before Liekable just turned around from causing Cherzi to give him a sad smile...
"what now...?" Taco asked before Cherzi sat on a chair next to Liekable's bed
"don't care, go find another room or something" Cherzi said causing Taco to frown deeply before pouting and walking away from the room
Taco then went inside another room which happened to be the kitchen
"ugh...ridiculous" Taco groaned before sitting on a chair and deciding to just forget about everything that happened earlier ago and just try to sleep off this stupid night off...
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meanwhile back in the cabin with Candle and the others...
Candle was seen mediating with a deep frown while Brooklyn Guy and Chef Pee Pee stood around in silence
"so where did MePhone go again?" Chef Pee Pee asked
"something about the merge and giving invites i don't know" Brooklyn Guy shrugged
Candle started shaking for a bit before opening her eyes with a loud gasp
"my guidance...they said the others are in great danger, we have to help them!" Candle said in a urgent manner
"well you can't leave because of the whole flame thingy and we can't really leave either because that asshole told us not to or else we'd be fired" Chef Pee Pee gave her a apologetic shrug while Candle frowned deeply
"well my flame can be lit again...I'm going out to save everyone" Candle declared as she ran towards the door before suddenly MePhone4 appeared inside the again
"MEPHONE, THE FOREST IS CURSED, EVERYBODY IS IN DANGER AND-"
"hold on, what's this place called again?" MePhone4 asked before Brooklyn Guy read the torn map
"silent hill...?" Brooklyn Guy said reading the map
"oooh...." MePhone4 winced before quickly pressing something on his body which caused all of the people that were missing to be teleported inside the room with a few of them screaming
"PHUCK PHUCK-!" Lilith stopped clucking and looked at everyone in silence then
"Luz...?" Amity sniffed as she looked around in confusion
"d-did the scary green bean go away?" Jeffy said whimpering
"i hate...that movie" Junior said shivering terribly
"oh my goodness Liekable!" Donut gasped as he saw Liekable who looked half dead by now.
"WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM!?" Candle yelled in anger surprising everyone in the room
"nothing...he just looked like this when we found him" Cherzi said with a frustrated sigh
"can confirm..." Taco muttered
"what the heck happened to us?" Vectorman asked
"where's my poor mommy...she needs me!" King Tubby exclaimed as he tried to run towards the door before MePhone4 blocked his way
"yeeeeah about that....everything you saw out there was actually just a illusion, this forest basically manifests your darkest fears and...yep" the host then chuckled sheepishly
"WHY WOULD YOU BRING US HERE!?" Amity screamed at him
"YEAH I NEARLY GOT FUCKING PROBED IN THE ASS BY BETSY BUNS!" Billy yelled angrily
"AND....actually Monotaro is back to normal you guys" Donut pointed out calmly
"sure am!" Monotaro said cheerfully
"how...?" Cody asked while shivering
"oh, Donut just punched me off a cliff before i hit my head on the ground" Monotaro said casually
"oh..well that's fucking boring, i thought there would be some dramatic fight or a intensity emotional moment between you two...fuck" Peter sighed
"i saw my parents dead bodies in the forest" Y/n said flatly
"fucking neat" Peter said back
"i know i know my bad but...good news is that I actually found the correct coordinates to TCB Island which means that we can go back now!" MePhone4 said and waited for them to cheer but most of them just looked absolutely miserable and still upset with him...
"...just take us back" Amity said sternly
"geez...fine" MePhone4 rolled his eyes before pressing something on his laptop before they all disappeared
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everybody appeared back in the circle of talk with the entire place now back to normal as if nothing happened
"fuck FINALLY!" Brooklyn Guy exclaimed
"okay everybody so regarding th-wait where are you all going?" MePhone4 watched as everyone just went back to their cabins without another word, he and his staff were left behind then...
"dude...i just wanna sleep right now" Chef Pee Pee groaned
"OH COME ON, I'VE WORKED MY BUTT OFF TRYING TO GET US ALL BACK TO HOME BEFORE FIXING THIS ENTIRE PLACE AND THIS IS ALL THE GRATITUDE I GET!?" MePhone4 asked angrily
"there were a million ways you could have prevented any of this from happening you know?" Brooklyn Guy said to which MePhone4 just groaned before walking away.
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later we're finally once again inside MePhone4's private room.
he turns back to the camera then and gives a sad smile "so here we are again, my bad if there wasn't a challenge today...but I've been going around asking some special people some special things, and well...the merge will have to wait until the next episode...in the meantime I've actually gathered some nice footage for you lovely viewers to watch...let's see them shall we?" MePhone4's screen then changed to something...
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"avez-vous appuyé sur le bouton d'enregistrement?" a feminine voice spoke in French as the footage showed a empty chair next to wall before the camera shook up and down and then suddenly a little girl with orange hair came kicking the chair away before slamming her hands on the little table before glaring at the camera "YO, THE NAME IS ADÈLE! so this stupid phone thing just offered me a chance to appear on TCB...and you know what, WHY NOT!? I'd love to meet Liekable again and show that stupid Cherzi what happens when someone besides me messes with that goofball, AND THAT DUMB TACO TOO! VOTE FOR ME SO I CAN BE ACCEPTED AND SHOW THOSE PEOPLE WHAT IT MEANS TO BE TRULY TOUGH AND DEADLY YEAAAHH!" Adèle then hits the camera causing it to go all static like
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then the footage changes before we see blue cat with a black hat stirring his tea before opening his eyes and smiling politely
"why hello there my friends" the cat spoke with a British accent "my name is Mr.B, apparently I've been offered a chance to participate in Total Crossover Battle?"
"THEY SHOULD'VE PICKED ME!" somebody yells in the back causing Mr.B to roll his eyes.
"calm down Grosha, anyways I've been keeping up with the entire show thanks to my partner insisting for me to watch every single episode....nonetheless I'd like if you ladies and gentlemen would vote for me to be invited, of course I wouldn't mind if that does not end up happening...it'll be a good day if I could end up meeting up with people such as Liekable and Peter again...but oh well this is my tape an-"
suddenly a brown cat comes and pushes Mr.B away before getting all in the camera and yelling "B DOESN'T EVEN CARE ABOUT THE SHOW, WHY DIDN'T YOU PICK ME INSTEAD YOU STUPID PHON-"
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the footage ends and shows us the next one which is of a angry woman staring at the camera near Walmart
"HEY ASSHOLES VOTE FOR ME TO JOIN, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHAT YOU THINK OF THE OTHERS, JUST FUCKING CHOOSE ME SO I CAN GET IN AND WIN THE DAMN PRIZE!" the woman yelled angrily at the camera
"KAREN GET AWAY FROM THAT!" somebody yelled in the background
"FUCK OFF OR I'LL SUE YOUR ASS!" Karen flipped them off before the footage ended
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the footage changes to a backyard with two large speakers in the back before suddenly another blue cat comes in holding a red guitar
"HEYA GUYS!" the cat waved "the name is Cheeta, and oh boy am I excited!? i have the chance of entering TCB and participating with both Liekable and Tubby!?? this is sweet, it's so awesome that i even made a special song for it, here listen to this you guys and please vote for good old Cheeta here eh...1...2...and a 3!" Cheeta takes a big riff of his guitar which causes the camera to shatter thanks to the large speaker waves before the footage goes all dark
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"you may be wondering what was that about right? well I've decided to give the opportunity to two lucky people to join TCB! I thought it would be nice to give the chance to those four people, people that Liekable and Peter knew of...I guess it's sort of a way of apologizing for putting them through this entire mess...but enough sorrowfulness, only TWO people can be picked to join TCB, I'll leave a very special link for you viewers to click on, all you need to do is write the names of who you wish to see join TCB, remember you have to choose only TWO PEOPLE, just write down something like Cheeta and Adèle because they're awesome or whatever, whoever has their names mentioned the most in the votes will be chosen by me to play in the show, and I PROMISE that the merge will happen next episode and yes I'll be fixing my icon in the question forms later so stop egging me about it...anyways I've rambled for too much, it's a good thing to be back...see ya all in the next episode, this is me, MePhone4 signing off!" MePhone4 waved goodbye at you as the episode slowly faded to black...
voting has ended!
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Team Chaotic Idiots
Notes:
hey guys, you should reach my danganronpa 101 story, not like the entirety of it but...maybe the first few chapters and see which of those four characters interest you the most, also yes I picked Karen myself...weird i know but her character was really underused back there lol
also sorry if this was kind of a filler episode, just wanted to spice some things up, hope you all enjoyed and I'll see you in the next episode!
Chapter 12: Episode 9: Big Balls...WHAT!?
Summary:
the contestants are finally back to TCB Island...after a very traumatizing experience that is.
Notes:
used a AI image generator for some of the pictures here, I DON'T SUPPORT AI REPLACING ACTUAL ARTISTS BY THE WAY!
this is just something for fun, also today's episode may be a little short...i tried my best to make it entertaining though despite being really sick right now
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
Episode 9: Big Balls...WHAT!?
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we see a view of the campsite as the sun slowly rises with the birds chirping in the back...
suddenly the megaphones go off
"EVERYONE GET YOUR ASSES TO THE CIRCLE OF TALK RIGHT NOW!....thank you" Brooklyn Guy said politely at end.
everybody then comes out of their cabins with tired expressions...
"goddammit..." Billy grumbled while scratching his back.
"this doesn't bother me anymore..." Lilith sighed as she sat down with the rest and waited for the annoying hosts to show up...
"Liekable are you okay?" Candle asked as Liekable was seen with a very sick expression
"yeah..." Liekable barely whispered
"what an ugly sight" Taco muttered to Cherzi
"hm..." Cherzi hummed while eyeing Liekable before suddenly MePhone4 appeared out of nowhere with Brooklyn Guy and Chef Pee Pee, they also were next to that large projector screen as well
"heya lovely viewers and campers, feels good to be back right?" MePhone4 asked
"i suppose so, but that last place was extremely terrifying if i say..." King Tubby said with a yawn
"yeah...who even likes big hero 6!?" Junior exclaimed
"i'm never forgiving you for that one..." Amity said giving MePhone4 a very angry glare
"oh don't be like that...look bear guy is back to normal thanks to that stupid forest" said MePhone4 while pointing at Monotaro
"yep, couldn't be any happier than i am right!...well aside from remembering the fact father left me for dead" Monotaro sighed sadly
"don't think too much about it...I'm just glad you're back" Donut said as patted Monotaro on the back.
"let's not go back there, like ever dudes" Vectorman said with a shiver
"fuck that place!" Jeffy said flipping off the air
"language Jeffy" Candle sighed
"FUCK SILENT HILL!" Peter yelled
"fucking cancer ass place!" Y/n exclaimed
"YEAH!" Junior yelled in agreement
"okay now hush up for a moment because i have a surprise for you all!" MePhone4 said smiling.
"let me guess, more torture for us?" Taco asked rolling her eyes
"not exactly...lord peep?" MePhone4 nodded towards Chef Pee Pee who grumbled something before turning on the projector screen which then showed four pictures of the same people we saw last episode...
"Adèle...?" Liekable gasped
"Cheeta!?" King Tubby gasped as well
"KAREN!?" Y/n yelled, albeit frustrated than anything else.
"MR.BEEEEASSSST!" Peter yelled pointing at Mr.B's face
"who are those people?" Cody asked
"well i couldn't do the merge due to a simple problem...however that now has been fixed since I'm actually going to inviting two of these people to join TCB!" MePhone4 announced as the others were seen intrigued by the news
Confessional
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"oh do i have a lot of things to teach Cheeta about this show!" King Tubby said in pride and excitement
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"FUCK KAREN!" Y/n yelled angrily "who the hell would even want her here?"
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"MR.BEASTTTTTT!" Peter yelled again
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"i don't want Adèle or B to see me like this....I don't know what to do..." Liekable sighed deeply as he held his head "maybe I'll just pretend that I'm fine...I don't wanna worry the others too much so...I guess I'll do that"
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Over
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"surprise i know, we asked the viewers to vote for two people that they wanna see TCB and the results are here...Brooklyn Guy could you announce the winners please?" MePhone4 asked.
"well the two new contestants they would be joining us are..." everyone leaned in as Brooklyn Guy did a dramatic pause...
"MR.B AND CHEETA WITH 5 VOTES FOR EACH ONE!" Brooklyn Guy announced loudly
"THANK FUCK!" Y/n sighed in relief as Karen wasn't going to join
"nice..." Liekable said although he'd admit he was a little disappointed that Adèle get to join
"MR.BEAS-" Lilith quickly held Peter's mouth shut then.
MePhone4 then pressed something on his body to which then suddenly the two cats were teleported to the Circle Of Talk.
"oh hey guys?" Cheeta waved as he held a smoothie cup in his hand
"was it really necessary to just abruptly bring us here without informing us firsthand?" Mr.B gave MePhone4 a glare
"who has time for that? anyways welcome to the game you bozos!" MePhone4 said with a cheerful voice
"Cheeta so glad you could make it!" King Tubby gave him a smile
"Cheeto MAN WHAT'S UP!?" Y/n yelled as he patted Cheeta on the back
"oh hey Y/n, Liekable and Peter and B, you guys wanna try out this new brick smoothie I've invented? it has sugar this time!" Cheeta said before taking a sip before painfully swallowing it.
"delicious....oh goodness" Cheeta weakly smiled
"and I already hate him, great" Taco sighed
"aren't you just amusing?" Cherzi smirked
"you know Cheeta...I thought you'd be a little....reluctant around Y/n if i may say..." King Tubby muttered
"oh yeah, Cheeta you wrecked me completely back in the killing game, ya know" Y/n said as he mimicked slitting his throat
"oh that, oh man that right there is all in the past now pal, we're all cool right?" Cheeta asked with a smile
"hell yeah man, see Tubby we cool, I could shoot Cheeta right now and we'll still be great friends...i think?" Y/n shrugged
"well er...-"
"hold on bozos, i have a message to read so sit down and listen closely..." MePhone4 cleaned his throat before reading a note "'Okay, so I will go over the process of my vote. For the first...ten seconds, I did not hesitate to rule out Karen (I am so sorry, so, very sorry, please do not sue me, here, how about you....sue...sue Junior honestly). But along with this, I did not hesitate to vote Cheeta. I want Cheeta in this, one because Tubby and Cheeta reunion! Friend!!!!! Happy days! Also we get more of Cheeta, that's always a net positive. The second vote however...wow, this one was a doozy. Okay, so let's start with why I want Adele in. She's a lovely ball of chaos and it's clear she REALLY wants in. However, I felt as though I wanted Mr. B in more. I would not particularly mind if Adele gets in over B, but my vote, unfortunately does not go to her.Okay, honestly, I'd be down for a more chillax debuter, and therefore, I want Mr. B in. I'd also wanna see how he interacts with half of these people, and also, considering how half of these things REALLY lie on the moral boundary, it'd be nice to get some insight of the legal boundary as well. He's my second vote. There's also the reason that I feel like his interactions with Candle would be nice. (If you're not aware what I'm saying, I'm saying the two cats are my vote).'"
"i think we got that from the beginning..." Lilith stated
"man people love me!" Cheeta cheered
"my deepest apologies for Adèle and Karen by the way" Mr.B said tipping his hat
"she's probably pissed off right now" Peter snickered
"which one?" Amity asked
"both, yeah both makes sense" Liekable answered
"'Also, I'm risking the possiblity of this never to be seen but CONTESTANT MESSAGES AND GIFTS! WAHOO!' hmm...that's not allowed York but since you have been a loyal viewer...I'll allow it just this once, don't make me come and live inside your walls now kay?" MePhone4 said winking at the camera
"what now?" Mr.B raised his eyebrow at the comment
"let me continue, 'To Mr B, I kinda want your legal insight of how you see this season, aka how has MePhone avoided arrest? Actually, how has literally half of the contestants avoid arrest? Also, here is a cup of tea, really hope you enjoy it' oh and for the record all the gifts he sent have York signed on them so...here!" MePhone4 threw a cup of green tea towards Mr.B who yelped and sidestepped before the cup hit Cody on the face causing them to scream in pain
"oh get wrecked noob!" Junior sneered
"what the hell man?" Billy glared at the host
"ANSWER THE VIEWERS B!" MePhone4 yelled
"I'll address that later...anyway, to answer your question...i could arrest MePhone4-"
"MePhone" MePhone4 quickly corrected
"...yes, as I was saying, i could arrest MePhone for a bunch of reasons, the wrongful kidnappings of several people, multiple deaths occurring in the show, illegal actions, unauthorized use of guns, and yes, there are some contestants that could be put behind bars as well such as Mr.Madness...and of course MePhone here as well" Mr.B explained
"which you can't by the way, due to the contract here see?" MePhone4 pulled out a piece of paper before pointing at something "here it says, cannot arrest MePhone4 after signing contract!"
"you wrote that with crayons..." Mr.B deadpanned
"you also wrote contract wrong..." Cherzi pointed out as contract was written as CONTRACK...
"oh, still won't be arrested though so..." MePhone4 quickly torn the paper into pieces before going back to reading York's message
"'To Karen, you do not need to sue me, because I am just gonna straight up gift you money. I honestly prefer if you used this money to buy a lawyer into suing MePhone into letting all four of you in, but we don't always get what we want'"
"well...she's not here so" Brooklyn Guy said as he held up a briefcase
"yeah...you know what, York I know this was meant for Karen and all but...I'll just give it to someone here" MePhone4 chuckled
"I WANT IT!" Jeffy yelled
"no, I deserve it more!" Taco argued
"actually i'll give it to someone here that suffered the worst out of all of us, somebody who kept taking care of you grateful people from the start of the show...and that person is" MePhone4 then turns to Chef Pee Pee who was looking at the briefcase in disbelief as MePhone4 walked towards him holding the case...
"is....BIGFOOT!" MePhone4 then threw the briefcase at bigfoot who had bandages around his eyes
"WHAT, THAT'S NOT FAIR!" Chef Pee Pee yelled in frustration
"sorry bud, Monotaro really did a number on our hairy friend so...have fun with your one hundred thousand dollars Bigfoot!" MePhone4 said before Bigfoot waved at him before running away leaving the others in shock
"I hate my life..." Chef Pee Pee grumbled
"I thought he was in another part of the universe or something?" Junior asked to which MePhone4 shrugged before continuing to read the note
"'To Adele, I'd like you to know that it was literally 25 minutes of thought between you and B. Twenty five minutes is a long time. You can ask Mr B, it is a lot of time. You're a super tough gal, and you'll get through either the game or the rejection super easy! Here, have a dumbbell'...again Adèle isn't here to receive her present so, here Chef Pee Pee you can have it" MePhone4 threw the dumbell at his face causing Chef Pee Pee to be knocked out on the ground
"stop throwing stuff!" Lilith grunted
"no" MePhone4 simply said
"surely Vendetta and dumbells have something in common, eh?" Y/n snickered as he jabbed Cheeta on the side gently
"I still don't get how dumb a bell can be?" Cheeta asked scratching their head
"well you see Cheeta, the dumber you are, the heavier you get...it's simple knowledge" said King Tubby shaking his head at his friend's obviousness
"that's not even close..." Cody said as he recovered from being burned earlier.
"'To Cheeta, you are just incredibly adorable man. You're the one I'm hoping the most gets in cause you're so sweet. Very cool cat here, nice to technically meet here, and I love you. Also you kinda need to confirm if the rumors of you dating Tubby is true? Also, have a cool guitar'" MePhone4 then threw a blue guitar to Cheeta who gasped in awe
"woooah why thanks pal! also dating Tubby...i mean i think his birthday is somewhere between-"
"i don't think that's what they meant" Amity said abruptly
"dude Cheeta only has a hard on for Cid, hey Cheeta would you date Cid?" Peter asked
"eh...not sure what that is actually, Tubby help me out with this!" Cheeta pleaded
"well you see uh...i think they're just asking if you're in love with me" King Tubby said awkwardly
"oh, well hmm...not sure, i just think that you don't really know what you're talking about most of the time, plus Cid is my best pal so...not sure really" Cheeta shrugged with a smile
"don't know what I'm talking about? why that's just balderdash" King Tubby pouted
"balderdash, like the level from crash bandicoot?" Jeffy asked as he smacked his diaper
"not boulder, BALDER" Mr.B corrected him
"oh well...um...what does balderfuck mean?" Jeffy asked again
"it means two bald people fucking, dash as in thrusts you know?" Y/n explained
"i see you haven't changed much Mr.L/n?" Mr.B sighed
"Mr.B? more like MR.BEASSST!" Peter yelled as he did the Mr.Beast pose (you know which one)
"neither have you..." Mr.B rolled his eyes
"I like your hat" Monotaro said out of nowhere
"thank you...?" Mr.B said awkwardly
"sorry about all of this B..." Liekable sighed
"it's fine, it is very nice to see you again my friend" Mr.B smiled
"yeah...to you as well" Liekable gave him a quick smile before looking away as Mr.B looked a little confused before MePhone4 spoke again
"anyway York also said 'To literally every single contestant, please do not eliminate them the exact episode they debut, I doubt that any of them can run into that issue but please.'"
"okay let's do the opposite of what they want" Cherzi said
"alright then" Taco smirked
"I've seen some rather interesting footage of you both...I'd advise you both to pipe down a little, okay?" Mr.B said with a annoyed face
"they didn't do anything wrong...well aside from bad attitude but they're good people I swear" Amity said defending her friends
"right, quit harassing us" Taco said rolling her eyes
"hmm" Mr.B hummed before looking away from them.
"those two are hurting Liekable..." Candle whispered to the cat
"i know..." Mr.B sighed
"York's love lette-uh...i mean message still continues, he said 'To MePhone, I am so upset you're only putting two in here, I love all these players and this vote made me upset because I had to leave two out.' WELL GEEZ! I'm a fat slob, did you expect me to invite all 16 people from that stupid killing game?" MePhone4 asked rolling his eyes
"if Flower was a option then people would've definitely voted her in" Y/n stated
"or Test Tube...actually why the hell did you think of Karen in the first place?" Peter asked
"she's kinda scary..." Cheeta shivered
"yeah, talk about a headache right?" Vectorman snorted
"sheesh...anyway he also said 'To Peter, fuck you, you know what I meant when I said Candle was sweet.'"
"I WAS ASKING A GOOD QUESTION THOUGH!" Peter threw his hands up in frustration
"you ask stupid questions man..." Billy sighed and shook his head
"it's fine, Peter's a kid only" Candle said
"yeah, mentally retarded too" Y/n rolled his eyes
"the hell i am...hey Cheeta play better call saul on the guitar" Peter ordered
"sure thing!" Cheeta nodded before playing said song while Peter then started moving like a worm while the others stared in a mixture of confusion and irritation
"if Joey was here he'd be twerking" Cody said sighing sadly
"why do you sound upset about that?" Donut asked
"well i miss his dumpy, and Cucumber as well...you know I've actually been studying every guy's butts here and Cucumber definitely had the tightest one out of everyone here" Cody said gaining looks from everyone
"THAT'S REALLY WRONG!" Lilith yelled
"oh I didn't do it on the girls, just the boys" Cody clarified
"YOU FUCKING WEIRDO!" Billy groaned loudly
"i don't even have a ass...or legs" Brooklyn Guy muttered
"York also said 'To Candle, have a lighter so you can always have your flame.'" MePhone4 threw her a lighter then
"thank you" Candle smiled
"wait, Candle could you give up that, we about to smoke that Mr.Madness pack" Peter said as he held up a blunt along with Y/n and MePhone4
"where did you even get those?" Taco asked
"doesn't matter, we still smoking on that bozo's pack" MePhone4 said smirking
"okay now that's not legal, I'd ask you to kindly put away those drugs...especially from the kids here" Mr.B demanded to which MePhone4 rolled his eyes before the blunts then disappeared
"what the fuck man?" Y/n groaned
"okay whatever...the messages continues with 'To Liekable, he asked for painkillers but he immediately got painkillers, so here, have an orange. And a hug.'"
Liekable was hit in the chest with the orange then to which he just stared at.
"can i have that, oranges are good for my diet!" Monotaro begged
"sure" Liekable threw the orange at him before Monotaro quickly devoured the thing in one bite
"HUGGING TIME!" Cheeta yelled before he tackled Liekable into a hug along with Peter, Y/n, Monotaro, Donut, Vectorman, King Tubby, Cody, Junior and Jeffy...as well as Cherzi
"Z are you serious right now?" Taco grunted
"he needs a lot of affection after yesterday..." Cherzi said as she was lying on top of everyone who has crushing Liekable down on dirt
"um...i think that's enough hugging" Candle said as Liekable was basically buried under them.
"i believe so too..." Mr.B winced
"GET THE FUCK OFF ALREADY!" Billy yelled before everyone moved out of the way as Liekable was seen facing down on the ground now.
"are you alright?" Lilith asked as Liekable just laid there
"yes..." Liekable mumbled
"..." Cherzi frowned upon his odd reaction before quickly going back to Taco and sitting down.
"that sure was nice right?" Cheeta chuckled
"you nearly crushed him..." Amity pointed out
"anyway York then finishes off his message with 'To ALL FOUR DEBUTERS, I wish you luck, and I hope MePhone reads this whole essay in front of you four because God, that would be so sick. Also say hi to York.'"
"hi york!" everybody said (excluding Taco)
"ugh...this is stupid" Taco rolled her eyes.
"i won't be reading most of the votes from the special poll I made...cause I'm a fat slob and wanna get the challenge started already, Chris is probably laughing at my expense right now...ugh whatever, okay campers now is the perfect time to start the merge!" MePhone4 announced causing Taco to groan in anxiety
"ah man...so we'll switch teams?" Vectorman said as he was a little upset
"actually...SURPRISE TWIST, we're going to do the merge and also divide the teams into 6!" MePhone4 said causing the others to look confused then
"what?" said Lilith
"let me explain, the Wannabees and the Chaotic Idiots aren't going to be the only teams from now on, you guys will have a team consisting of three members only from now on...there's going to be 6 in total, and since Donut and Taco were team leaders...I'll give them the chance to pick only two people that they want in their new team" MePhone4 said before Taco quickly spoke up
"CHERZI AND AMITY!" she yelled before noticing how loud she actually was...
"uh...excused me, I'd like for them to join my team...please" Taco giggled sheepishly before sitting down again.
"okay then, choose your team name" MePhone4 shrugged
"...Glorious?" Cherzi shrugged
"okay then you're officially Team Glorious from now on" MePhone4 declared
"oh well...sucks that we won't be in the same team Vectorman..." Amity sighed
"don't worry Amity...hope you win the game still!" Vectorman gave her a thumbs up to which she nodded at with a smile
"uh...i pick Monotaro and.....Liekable!" Donut decided
"YAYY!" Monotaro cheered
"oh go ahead and pick the author's personal OC why don't you?" Y/n groaned
"the hell are you then?" Peter asked
"SHUSH! Donut pick a name already" said MePhone4
"yeah Donut what's it gonna be?" Monotaro asked
"wait, I thought you called him Daniel before?" Billy said
"well I'm back to normal and my memory is kinda better now so...heh, wouldn't it be funny if our team was called Daniel?" Monotaro asked jokingly
"okay then Team Daniel it is!" MePhone4 chuckled.
"oops..." Monotaro said as he was heavily embarrassed now.
"it's not a big deal" Donut said with a shrug
"wow character development" Peter sneered
"okay now that's decided, I'm gonna randomly selected the next three people to join together as a team...here we go!" MePhone4 then pressed something in his body which changed his screen to that of a slot machine with all of the contestants head icons.
the slots spun for a while before suddenly stopping on the heads of Peter, Jeffy and Candle.
"aw SHIT!" Peter groaned
"YAAAY!" Jeffy cheered
"stuck with two headaches? I'll admit that i feel quite awful for you" Taco said smirking
"it doesn't matter...i'm sure we'll be a good team" Candle said before Jeffy farted loudly while Peter burped loudly in return
"yikes...what's your team name?" MePhone4 asked
"HOW ABOUT TEAM ELIMINATED CAUSE THAT'S WHAT THEY'LL BE SOON!" Junior mocked
"okay then you guys are Team Eliminated from now on" MePhone4 snickered.
"MOTHERFUCKER!" Peter then punched Junior in the face
"goddammit...good luck with these two" Billy said feeling sorry for her.
"it's...alright" Candle sighed
"and the next ones are..." MePhone4's screen changed again to the slot...before they landed on the heads of Lilith, Cody and Mr.B
"huh, well i guess that's fine" Lilith shrugged without much compliant
"i do look forward to working with you both" Mr.B said with a polite nod
"not really into cats, so just letting you know" Cody said causing Mr.B to give him a confused face
"NEEEEDDDDDS!" Y/n yelled
"what a team of nerds am I right?" Brooklyn Guy scoffed
"good idea you two, your team is officially Team Nerds from now on" MePhone4 said with a stiffed laugh
"oh come now..." Mr.B groaned
"the next lucky people are!" the slots spun again before eventually landing on....Y/n, Cheeta and Billy
"fuck" Billy blurted out
"ooooh let's pick a cool team name!" Cheeta said rubbing his hands in excitement
"team...team....team....uh....." Y/n paused to think
"...Teams?" Cheeta said in a confused voice
"okay then you guys are Team Teams!" MePhone4 declared to which then Billy face-palmed while Y/n and Cheeta hi-fived each other
"as for the last ones...that would be Vectorman, Junior and Tubby" MePhone4 said before waving his hands at them to come up with a team name already
"ah sick we get the robot in the team!?" Junior said joyfully
"dude we'll be the greatest team ever!" Vectorman said in equal joy
"with my leadership of course!" Tubby bragged
"NAH UH I WANNA BE LEADER! that way we'll get a lot of muff, hey MePhone we'll get muff if we win right?" Junior asked
"alright looks like they wanna be called Team Muff from now on!" MePhone4 said ignoring Junior's actual question
"stupidity here just doesn't seem to be stopping at any time soon right?" Cherzi rolled her eyes
"okay now that has been decided, i just want to let you all know that eliminations may work a little differently than usual...but first let's get to the challenge already!" MePhone4 smiled before pressing something on his body which then caused everyone to disappear and appear in another place...
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we then see all of the teams in a jungle like place with a bunch of ramps and platform slides...
"woah where are we at!?" Cheeta gasped as he was stuck inside a transparent with his team members
"what is this thing...?" King Tubby asked
"it's a atlasphere, it's kind of a sport in certain parts of the world" Mr.B explained
"basically you roll around them like hamsters for fun" Lilith added in
"that sounds fun!" Jeffy said as he hit his face against the glass rapidly before Candle quickly stopped him.
"okay first off, see that area there?" MePhone4 pointed at said area
"yeah?" Donut nodded
"yeah so basically this place is full of tnt and pits, all you guys need to do is race through the platforms and safely make it to the final part of the challenge which I'd explain later, you must stay inside your atlasphere at all times and if you accidentally fall off into the pits then your team is out, make sure you watch out for the tnt, we'll be watching you from above so...START NOW!" MePhone4 yelled before he and the staff members quickly disappeared
"yeah so basically this place is full of tnt and pits, all you guys need to do is race through the platforms and safely make it to the final part of the challenge which I'd explain later, you must stay inside your atlasphere at all times and if you accidentally fall off into the pits then your team is out, make sure you watch out for the tnt, we'll be watching you from above so...START NOW!" MePhone4 yelled before he and the staff members quickly disappeared
"AHHHHHH!" Jeffy yelled before rolling his atlasphere down the slide
"OUCH!" Peter groaned in pain as he fell down inside with Candle before everyone else quickly rolled their atlaspheres down the slide after Jeffy
"haha, that's what i'm talking about!" Vectorman cheered while everyone else followed suit
"out of the way!" Taco growled as she rolled forward with the help of Cherzi and Amity
"oh goodness!" Mr.B yelped as everybody bumped into each other whilst sliding down fast on the curvy platform slides
"WAAAAAHH!" Junior yelled as his team accidentally hit a TNT crate in the way causing them to fly over and overtake Team Teams as everyone then rolled into tube like slide before coming out and jumping over a ramp and landing near a bunch of TNTS
"slow down guys!" Lilith said as she running inside the atlasphere with B and Cody before
"JEFFY STOP!" Candle screamed as Jeffy mindlessly ran into the TNT crates which caused them to explode into the air and fall down the platforms
"oooh and Team Eliminated wiped out...yikes!" Brooklyn Guy said as commentary from above a room
"this is seriously dangerous!" Chef Pee Pee exasperated
"and fun!" MePhone4 laughed
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"slowly...slowly..." Donut repeated as his team was rolling their atlasphere on a wobbly bridge while the others followed behind
Team Daniel crosses the bridge with Team Glorious and Team Nerds
Team Teams goes in the bridge before Team Muff follows after
"wait don't go all at onc-" but Cody's warning isn't heard as the bridge breaks causing the two teams to fall down
"that's two out, 3 teams are left to face each other now!" MePhone4 announced as then Team Glorious quickly rolled into a slide followed by the Nerds and Daniels
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"ow ow ow ow!" Taco was seen rolling inside her atlasphere while Cherzi and Amity continued rolling further
"should we stop?" Amity asked as she accidentally stepped on Taco
"nah" Cherzi said in return
"guys ramp incoming!" Monotaro pointed towards them as there was a large ramp in front.
"wooooah!" Donut yelped as everyone went down a long slide then.
"OUCH!" Cody groaned as he fell down inside the atlasphere along with Mr.B and Lilith
"this is-Ow! life risking!" Mr.B said as he bumped into Lilith accidentally inside.
"AHHHHHH!" Liekable screamed as the three teams were shot off the ramp before eventually landing into the area that MePhone4 was talking about earlier
everybody then stopped rolling and stopped their atlasphere nearby as everyone panted and groaned in pain.
"congratulations on making it through, the final part of the challenge is for you guys to push each off into the platform now or break each other's balls-I MEANT ATLASPHERE!....king of the hill type of stuff...whichever team is the last one standing wins the challenge!" MePhone4 says cheerfully.
"must we really-AH!" Mr.B fell down after Cherzi ram her atlasphere into his
"HEY!" Cody grumbled before following over to her and ramming her back
"ugh!" Amity groaned before Team Daniel quickly ram into her which pushed her team near the edge of the platform
"do something you both!" Taco pleaded as she was now covered in bruises and footprints
Team Nerds tried ramming them into the edge before Team Daniels decided to slam into them which brought Teem Glorious enough time to roll away from danger
"sorry!" Liekable yelled from inside
"well...it's a challenge after all" Mr.B shrugged before he and his team rolled right towards the Daniels who quickly rolled out of the way before Team Glorious slammed into them instead.
"i really hate this..." Lilith growled angrily as she fell down again
"my face..." Cody groaned as his eye was swollen now
"no people were harmed in the making of the challenge by the way!" MePhone4 quickly said into the mic
Team Daniels roll over a little hill before they began rolling towards the Glorious.
Team Nerds also were rolling towards them from behind.
"we have to move!" Amity yelped but Cherzi quickly held her hand
"i have a idea...wait for my signal " Cherzi smirked as she watched Team Daniels come closer towards them as Amity watched the other team coming closer
"oh sour vanilla ..." Taco got up slowly and rubbed her head with a painful grunt
".....MOVE NOW" Cherzi yelled as she and Amity rolled to the side before suddenly Team Daniel and Team Nerds crashed into each other
"Augh!" Donut groaned as his atlasphere was now cracked in the front before suddenly Team Glorious came in and pushed them off to the point where they fell off the platform
"HAHA YES-....ow!" Taco stopped laughing and held her stinging face before Cherzi and Amity started rolling at Team Nerds who were standing near the edge as Cody was now knocked out inside the ball
"well...we lost" Lilith sighed as their atlasphere was busted before Mr.B looked behind and noticed something interesting...
"not completely...two can play the same game" Mr.B smiled as he then whispered something into Lilith's ear
"YES YES CRASH THEM!" Taco said laughing like crazy despite the fact that she was glued to the floor and rolling inside constantly getting stepped on by her teammates
"is she okay?" Amity asked in concern
"i think she suffered a concussion" Cherzi shrugged
Team Glorious rolled fast to Team Nerds who were standing still and before Glorious could hit them, Mr.B and Lilith quickly moved to the side which caused both Cherzi and Amity to gasp as there was a TNT in front of them to which it unfortunately hit them causing their atlasphere to explode and break apart before the three dropped into the ground
"uhhhhhha..." Taco drooled as her eyes spun around with birds flying over her head
"ouch..." Cherzi groaned
"our atlasphere..." Amity looked at the broken mess in front of her
'looks like Team Nerds win the challenge!" Chef Pee Pee announced.
"oh we actually won...?" Lilith said as she was a little surprised
"it was a better idea to think logically instead of mindless ramming" Mr.B smirked before Cody suddenly groaned
"i think my brain is bleeding..." Cody groaned in pain while Lilith and B looked at each other in concern before suddenly they were teleported away from the arena
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everybody was seen at the Elimination Center...
"GODDAMMIT JEFFY WE BARELY HAD SCREEN TIME IN THIS FUCKING EPISODE!" Peter yelled angrily
"CAN WE GO AGAIN!?" Jeffy said clapping in excitement
"fucking hell...we fell down from that shitty bridge thanks to you assholes!" Billy groaned angrily
"NO IT WAS YOUR OWN FAULT!" "Junior argued
"can someone help Taco here?" Amity said pointing Taco who was still drooling and muttering nonsense
"this was torture..." Donut groaned holding his name injured face
"luckily for everyone here, nobody is getting eliminated aside from Team Eliminated...which I'll just straight up say that it is Jeffy" MePhone4 said causing Junior to gasp
"NOOOO NOT JEFFY!" Junior yelled
"you guys got eliminated first which was just really pathetic considering the fact that the challenge wasn't even that long...but Jeffy pretty much fucked you up" Brooklyn Guy explained
"aww...i have to leave?" Jeffy whimpered
"YES BOZO!" Peter snarled
"we're sorry Jeffy..." Candle frowned sadly
"well you fucked up, so i don't know leave or something" Billy said not really caring too much about the puppet
"well Jeffy any last words before you go back home?" MePhone4 asked
"yeah...UHHHHHHHHHHH!" Jeffy yelled before smacking his diaper rapidly before MePhone4 quickly pressed something on his body that made Jeffy dissappear
"okay?" Cody sighed
"NOOOOOOOO!!!" Junior cried out
"very emotional" Y/n said flatly before walking away from the others
"is it me or did today feel extremely short...?" Chef Pee Pee asked
"yeah sorry about that" a random guy said as he appeared next to the contestants
"what...?" Lilith said as everyone stared at the odd person in confusion
"feeling very sick today so I couldn't make anyone interesting...sorry MePhone" the guy sighed as he coughed
"you're really not supposed to be here but uh...sure I guess?" MePhone4 shrugged as everyone continued to stare at the guy in confusion
"God?" Peter gasped
"well...hope you guys enjoyed this little twist about the teams being divided and whatnot, I'll have to go now so...see you next episode" the guy then made a peace sign before popping out of existence
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"what the actual hell was that...WHO WAS THAT GUY!?" Billy asked looking at everybody for answers
"i...I don't know" Liekable muttered
"uh...okay i...i guess that's all for today? can someone take Junior away or something" MePhone4 sighed as Junior continued to sob on the floor before he was eventually picked up by Vectorman
"come on little guy, we'll surely win next episode" Vectorman sighed before walking away
"get Taco some treatment too...sheesh" Amity said as she grabbed Taco who was still out of it
Liekable stood up next but Cherzi came up to him and put her a hand on his shoulder before smiling
"hope you're feeling better..." she quickly kissed him on the cheek before walking off as Liekable just sighed deeply
"..." Candle stared at him walk away before Mr.B quickly caught up with him as he wanted to discuss something...
"this is just...weird" Lilith sighed
"i agree..." King Tubby nodded as today just seemed extremely off for some reason...
"by the way York sent in late gifts and messages" Brooklyn Guy told MePhone4 who groaned in response
"but I'M TIRED...you know what just throw them into the fire" MePhone4 said before walking away
"but that would make the viewers angr-"
"I don't care...for some reason even I'm feeling sick right now so, dunno give the gifts to the other contestants or something geez" MePhone4 then walked away leaving everyone in a state of confusion and awkwardness...
"uh...okay here's a cake that was meant for Donut, anybody wants some?" Chef Pee Pee asked holding the blueberry cake
"ME!" both Tubby and Cheeta yelled at the same time
"yeah just take my cake without asking me first..." Donut rolled his eyes at them
"and he asked Billy for a pitch about his channel" Brooklyn Guy added in
"oh, well i basically do reactions...I did some wrestling news stuff in the past but WWE was shit so i didn't care anymore so..." Billy shrugged
"there's messages for Y/n and Junior but they're gone so...i guess I'll have to give this to Quamax later" Brooklyn Guy said holding up a picture of the jerma sus meme
"York asked Cody on his raw unfiltered opinion on Junior and Jeffy by the way" Chef Pee Pee said
"oh well...i don't know, they're assholes but I knew them for a while now and...i don't know I guess I just stick around just for Junior's tight butt" Cody said drooling in his own fantasies
"i...I'm just going to go now" Lilith said before standing up and leaving to which the others minus Cheeta, Tubby and Peter did as well
"doesn't this cake look similar you guys?" Cheeta asked
"....NAAAH!" Peter waved his hand dismissively
"how does it look familiar?" King Tubby asked not understand what he meant.
"uh...." Cheeta scratched his head remembering a certain party event from a while ago...
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we later see Quamax sitting next to tree before suddenly a paper gets stuck in his face to which he quickly grabs and looks at before seeing Jerma's sus face on it
"huh...?" Quamax looks around in confusion before shrugging as the episode then fades to black
Message Submits Have Been Closed, thank you for those who left a message and gifts
Notes:
sorry for not including all the messages today guys, i feel very ill today so :(
this may have been a very short episode and I feel really bad cause this sudden fever basically ruined my entire energy...I wanted to get this episode out for you guys regardless so...hopefully the next episode would be much better, thanks for understanding :)
Chapter 13: Episode 10: TCW
Summary:
yesterday was weird...oh well, MePhone4 has another challenge for the contestants today and it is full of PAIN AGAIN!
Notes:
hope this episode was a little better than the last one :)
also sorry for any grammatical errors, i always mess up something in these fanfics...
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
Episode 10: TCW
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later inside the dining hall...
"oh boy i sure am famished!" said Cheeta as he rubbed his hands in anticipation
"may I ask for the reason you all look miserable?" Mr.B asked as everyone looked agitated.
"yeah it's breakfast, who doesn't love-"
Thud! Cheeta was cut off by a plate landing on his table to which he looked at to see a green bubbling slop as his breakfast...
"you can see now..." Lilith sighed as she just pushed her plate away.
"when can we get some actual food for once?" Taco groaned as she looked at her 'food' in disgust
"you don't even know if it's bad or not, i worked hard on this okay?" Chef Pee Pee gave her a pouty face before walking away.
"I'm not eating this shit" Peter shook his head as he sat up from his seat.
"oh come on guys, it can't be that bad!" Cheeta said trying to cheer them up as he scooped some of the slop with his finger
"I wouldn't really advise you to eat that..." King Tubby warned
"can't knock it til you try it eh?" Cheeta shrugged before taking a taste of the slop...
before he stiffed and just dropped down on the ground like a stick.
Mr.B smelled the slop before nearly vomiting.
"my goodness...what in the heavens is this supposed to!?" Mr.B asked as he quickly pushed the plate away.
"i think...vegetables mixed with toothpaste and candy corn" Cody said as he looked at the slop closely
"that's...what?" Mr.B just looked at the slop in bafflement.
"what the hell happened to Chef Pee Pee...didn't he used to cook good back in the old days?" Y/n asked as suddenly a candy corn shot out of the slop on his plate to which he quickly dodged as it shot through the roof instead.
"oh yeah, he used to make some burnt mac n cheese but geez he can't cook anymore" said Junior with a sigh
"you feeling better after Jeffy got eliminated?" Vectorman asked the puppet
"who?" Junior raised his eyebrow
"where's Liekable?" Amity asked looking around.
"he said that he wasn't that hungry so he just stayed in bed...inside the Wannabees Cabin....actually why didn't MePhone make different cabins for the new teams?" Cody wondered to himself.
"is nobody going to check on Cheeta?" Donut asked with concern
"well i-"
"EVERYONE GET YOUR ASSES TO THE CIRCLE OF TALK NOW!" Brooklyn Guy's voice abruptly cut off Lilith before everyone groaned before getting up to leave with no breakfast this morning...AGAIN!
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Liekable sits down on his seat with a yawn next to his teammates
"gah! you look worse than my wife when she was pregnant!" Monotaro yelped looking at the bags under Liekable's eyes
"huh...oh I'm fine actually" Liekable lazily said.
"how about you walk faster next time, right Z?" Taco said with a sneer
"yeah..." Cherzi muttered merely
"wait, is the bully walking theme won't be used for this anymore?" Y/n asked MePhone4
"okay you're eliminated from the show" MePhone4 suddenly said
"WHAT!?" Y/n yelled in shock
"that's what you get for breaking the wall!" said Brooklyn Guy
"BRO COME ON, change your decision before i leak your rule 34 page to everyone watching this!" Y/n said with a growl
"be reasonable now please..." Candle asked the host to which he rolled his eyes in response
"ugh fine..." MePhone4 sighed before snapping his fingers as Brooklyn Guy pulled out some notes
"okay team Daniel you have a bunch of messages, let's start with a gift first which was meant for Monotaro, the note said 'hey monotaro here's literally no thing'" Brooklyn Guy looked confused before then throwing a box at Monotaro who ripped it open before finding nothing inside...
"bruh" Peter said in a deep voice
"thanks for the gift!' Monotaro bowed in gratitude
"there's nothing inside though?" Donut pointed out
"it tasted good though!" Monotaro shrugged cheerfully
"somebody asked' Are you ok?'...well I guess I am, i haven't really ate anything since this morning so-"
"they're not asking you" Billy interrupted Brooklyn Guy
"well i feel very dandy right now!" Monotaro exclaimed
"I guess i feel okay" Donut shrugged
"yeah..." Liekable nodded
"hm..." Candle frowned deeply.
"I wouldn't say that either of you are really okay but...oh let me stop myself" Taco giggled
"wait do you mean?" Amity asked her leader.
"nothing really..." Taco quickly dismissed.
"this one asked 'do you like pentagons?'"
"father made a pentagon house before, I'd say very clever but he's dead to me so...i dunno" Monotaro shrugged
"i think some people are afraid of pentagons back where I'm from...weird" Donut said with indifference
"i guess...it's just a shape" Liekable shrugged as well
"what if it's a special shape?" Cheeta asked
"what does that even mean?" Lilith raised her eyebrow
"hm!" Cheeta shrugged with a smile causing Lilith to get confused even more.
"next message, 'Because I love you Donut, I am going to send you this Banger theme with Lyrics to them!' oh yeah can someone-" but MePhone4 quickly generated a projector screen before BG could finish his sentence
Chef Pee Pee already knew what to do so he went behind the projector and pressed something which played the video
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after the video... (also i watched this before, it's so good!)
"HEY THAT'S MY DAD!" Junior shouted
"what, but i thought he looked different...?" Amity said as she remembers that one personal message from before.
"oh yeah see we were actually turtles before but then racism happened...actually a certain company happened so we were forced to become humans, i don't think it's that bad but most people prefer the plushies instead of the human puppets so...actually nevermind I'll just stop there" Cody stopped talking while the others just looked confused much like Amity.
"fuck Nintendo" Billy flipped off the camera
"actually FUCK LOGAN, I'm pretty sure he only changed the characters to humans so he could sell them, i doubt Nintendo gives a damn about what he was doing with his videos...damn" Peter groaned
"why would he delete his channel then, ya know the one he had for YEARS, HUH DUMBASS!?" Y/n snarled at him.
"how should i know asshole?" Peter snarled back
"okay calm down now" MePhone4 growled
"next message you loudmouths...' Oh yeah X is a criminal in this video, Four would be pushed X got a death penalty' there's a skull emoji at the end by the way, very classy, also we have another video so...Peep?"
"fine..." Chef Pee Pee grumbled before pressing on the back again before the video started playing
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after the video...
"goodness...some of these people are worse than the criminals from my world...ridiculous" Mr.B sighed
"it's a good thing i'm better than these bozos, aren't i right?" MePhone4 asked with a smug smirk
"actually...Two seems nicer than-"
"what's that Donut? you wanna quit TCB and go back home?" MePhone4 asked a little aggressively
"hey he's just stating his opinion!" Monotaro growled at the host
"it is foolish to think that this narcissist would ever think much of our opinions..." Taco rolled her eyes
"look who's talking" Billy gibed at her causing Taco to groan angrily
"long message incoming people, 'To the entire team: "Honestly, I like this team name cause I have an original character named Daniel and he's my favorite, so...thanks to the three of you!"."
"YOU'RE WELCOME!" Monotaro yelled loudly
"ow..." Cody groaned
"it's a stupid name, our name is like way better!" Junior bragged
"Muffs...like muffins!" King Tubby chortled
"yeah i like muffins too!" Vectorman nodded in approval
"well actually i meant muff as in a girl's...OUR NAME IS STILL BETTER!" Junior yelled
"okay shut the fuck up then" Y/n said rolling his eyes
"aren't we going to talk about yesterday?" Lilith asked before MePhone4 quickly generated duct tape on her mouth
"uh...okay the message continues with...actually the person requested for this one to be a private for Liekable to read only" Brooklyn Guy explained
"why would i allow that?" MePhone4 asked
"it says it's something Chris can't d-"
"I'LL ALLOW IT!" MePhone4 yelled before snatching the note throwing it at Liekable's face who quickly catches it then before silently reading what says
'To Liekable: "I'd like to first ask if I can have this message be private (it'd be something McClean didn't do), if I can't make this private please burn the rest of the message. Okay, this message is vague because I don't trust MePhone that much but don't worry, you'll get through her, and whatever happened to them isn't your fault, you're okay, you'll be okay, your friends are here for you"'
"i tell myself that everyday, doesn't seem to stop the pain..." Liekable then throws the note to the campfire
"wait what did it say?" Junior asks
"give him some privacy dear" Candle gently asked
"not fair, what if the note would help him cheat with the game?" Taco asked as she gave Liekable a suspicious
"how about you mind your own damn business?" Liekable asked angrily
"OOOOOHHH!" Peter laughed while Taco grumbled
"yeah keep your nose out of people's business" Billy said causing Taco to pout
"anyway continuing with the message, 'To Donut: "MePhone, if you still have the blueberry cake please give it to Donut so he can enjoy it (it is signed York, you literally cannot miss it. Also, the whole sacrifical lion thing? Ah, that was a compliment, not with negative intention at all. Also, hi Donut! I had to rewrite this message all over again because I sent in this message late'"
"oh yeah that's fine actually, and also regarding the cake..." Donut looked at three specific people
"OOP!" Cheeta covered his mouth
"uhh..." King Tubby rubbed his neck awkwardly
"we basically destroyed that bro, ate that up like some BUTT!" Peter said licking his lips
"hmmhm..." Lilith said something but the duct tape muffled her voice
"firstly, that's on you York, second...the cake has been devoured already soo....sorry Donut" MePhone4 shrugged
"why would you three even take my cake?" Donut asked with annoyance
"we were hungry, we just couldn't let that thing go to waste!" Cheeta exclaimed
"as royalty I was merely taste testing!" said King Tubby
"I WANTED CAKE BITCH!" Peter admitted loudly
"FATASS!" Y/n yelled at him
"FUCK YOU!" Peter yelled back before the two started fighting each other again.
"oh dear..." Mr.B face-palmed
"you guys act as i don't share or something..." Donut rolled his eyes
"next part of the message is 'To Monotaro: "I don't have much time, Monotaro! Um....here, plushies of each of the cast! I sewn them myself!'...OOOH!" Brooklyn Guy gasped as he pulled out a plushie of himself
"oh sweet!" MePhone4 picked up his own
"why the hell is mine burned!?" Chef Pee Pee asked angrily as everyone else picked theirs
"hey Liekable check this out" Cherzi held her plushie with Liekable before making the two kiss each other
"uh..." Liekable uttered without adding much much to Cherzi's disappointment
"this is actually pretty nice!" Amity giggled as she held her own plushie
"it's useless..." Taco threw hers into the fire
"this is sort of ironic somehow..." Cody muttered while holding his plushie
"what company does york come from?" Mr.B asked as he stared at the tag in his plushie
"i gotta tell Ted about this!" Cheeta chuckled as he played with the plushie
"hmmmhm?" Lilith asked while holding hers
"can someone remove her tape?" Candle asked
"uh...okay fine" MePhone4 pressed on his body before the tape was removed from her mouth
"MePhone....i really hate your goddam-"
"OKAY the messages concludes with 'Leikable: "What do you think of JoJo's bizarre adventure? What do you think of the song Virtual Insanity by Jamiroquai? What do you think of Lemon Demon? What do you think of the movie Halloween? Sorry for the abundance of questions, this is the last one, but IF you ever got a camera as a post season gift, do you think you'd do a QnA spinoff with just you, Peter, and Y/N and whatever friends you've gathered from your weird multidimensional adventures?'...by the way they spelled your name wrong" Brooklyn Guy mentioned
"i...don't know what Jojo is, or that song...i think i watched Halloween before as a kid with my sister, also i...i don't know how to do that? i don't have any money to start any spinoff thing...but it'll be nice to have a picture memory of all the people I've met here" Liekable said
"FUCK THAT, WE DOING A SPINOFF AFTER THIS!" Peter quickly yelled in a hyped mood
"YES, OG PLUSH STRIKE DOWN MEPHONE4 IF YOU AGREE TO THIS!" Y/n begged
"yeah right, as if that woul-" MePhone4 then quickly got hit by lightning out of nowhere
"YEAHHHHH!!!!" both Peter and Y/n cheered
"what the...i don't even understand what's happening anymore" Billy sighed in defeat
"hm" Taco smirked as MePhone4 got up with a annoyed face
"stop playing with yourself and get to the messages already..." MePhone4 grumbled as Brooklyn Guy whined before putting down his plushie
"do you realize how wrong that sounded?" Lilith asked
"but i love playing with myself!" Monotaro said as he put his plushie inside Donut's plush mouth
"me too, it is rather amusing!" said King Tubby
"boy i really love playing with myself!" Vectorman laughed
"seriously...stop" Lilith deadpanned
'please listen to her" Mr.B sighed
"okay next message are for the Glorious members and it reads 'fuck you (actually amity is good on this one)'"
"SCREW YOU TOO NINCOMPOOP!" Taco yelled angrily at the camera
"okay" Cherzi shrugged
"that was kind of rude..." Amity muttered
"FUCK TACO AND CHERZI, ALL MY HOMIES HATE TACO AND CHERZI!" Y/n yelled as he flipped off both
"somebody get this kid's parents please" Cherzi calmly said causing Y/n to nearly leap at her if it wasn't for Vectorman interfering
"calm down bro!" Vectorman grunted as he held Y/n in one place
"FUCK THAT UNORIGINAL CHARACTER BITCH AUGHHH!" Y/n roared
Confessional
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"I'd kill her, but then MePhone4 would just revive her...but killing her would be satisfying still so..." Y/n hummed in thought
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"i don't think he learned much after that entire killing game incident...speaking of which, i wonder what happened to Monokuma's body?" Mr.B wondered as he held his nose from the disgusting smell of the bathroom stall
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"BARK BARK BARK!" Y/n was seen tied up in his seat then as he barked at Cherzi who was just looking away with severe disinterest
"how can we calm him down?" King Tubby asked in concern
"let me just kiss him, it's like that dumbass Velma show, if a person is acting berserk just kiss them on the mouth, definitely not going to worsen things at all am i right?" Peter asked the others
"i think i should do it, i have good tongue control" Cody demonstrated by sticking his tongue out
"quit your tomfoolery at once!" Taco said as she was revolted by the sight
"anyway continuing on, somebody asked Cherzi 'MePhone is gonna kill me if I say no comment, so here's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna ask you a question, how do you feel at the current moment?' and also they gave you this" Brooklyn Guy threw her a picture of the Jerma sus face
"what the hell is that face, i keep seeing it everywhere" Billy asked as he lifted his glasses to look at it better
Cherzi sighed before throwing the paper into the fire
"i don't know, i guess i just feel bothered" Cherzi admitted
"how come?" Taco asked as she put a hand on Cherzi's back in worry
"you can tell us if you want to..." Amity smiled
"it's fine, also that picture was gross" Cherzi said before blowing away strings of hair off her face
"Amity somebody asked you '"I know that this is a human band and therefore may not have heard of it, but have you heard of Tally Hall? Personally, my favorite members are Rob Cantor, Bora, and Joe Hawley, Joe the most. Since you probably won't be able to answer this question, what's the best band?'"
"i haven't heard about them...actually i don't think I listen to music that much back home, but I'd like to hear some of their music if you could recommend me one?" Amity asked
"listen to nickelback" Peter suggested
"are you insane...just no" Cody shook his head
"for Taco, '"I'm gonna continue on from a couple of episodes ago, so your memory may be fuzzy, it was the betrayal question. I mean, in the case of betrayal, as long as it's strictly kept to game, betrayal isn't a bad thing since there's nothing personal behind it, it's all strategic you know? As long as you don't make it or take it personal, blindsides aren't toxic! Please excuse me if I come off as dumb, that's not the intention. I do have a compliment for you, you're actually pretty smart".
"we already know that" Taco gloated
"betrayal?" Mr.B raised his eyebrow
"pointless questions, i can deal with anything so the thought doesn't scare me" Taco said with a dismissive hand wave
"Cherzi somebody else asked you '"Does Mars have entertainment? I actually wanna ask more about that place'"
"i think I'll go for a walk" Cherzi huffed before getting up
"but you haven't answered your...and she's gone" MePhone4 sighed as Cherzi just left the circle of talk without any word
"is she alright?" Amity asked Taco
"that girl likes keeping secrets so...i don't know" Taco sighed deeply
"Taco this big ass message is for you so get ready, 'Taco, I despise you, I MEAN DESPISE YOU, I hate you so much that I would personally strangle you, But I can’t hate on you forever, Even though your a evil British Fuck and I hate your guts, wanting to peel you to pieces, I know people can change (That’s bullshit trust me you know you haven’t changed Manipulator) anyways I noticed a few episodes ago that Cherzi tried saying that we were giving her a bad word, We know what Taco did, WE WATCHED Inanimate Insanity and you haven’t watched shit, MePhone said he brought Taco in for the drama, HE KNOWS TACO TRIED STEALING THE PRIZE, He wouldn’t have said, “For the Drama” Cherzi, try finding some evidence to back you up, because at this rate I didn’t show any videos and I am already proving my Point, Taco is manipulating you Amity, Everyone that was on her old team you have to believe me she is! She made a whole plan, SHE JUST WANTS THE PRIZE AND IF SHE DOESN’T GET IT I KNOW FOR A FACT SHE IS GOING TO TRY AND STEAL IT AGAIN IF SHE DOESN’T WIN, SHE HAS PLOT ARMOR UNTIL THE BIG END!!!'"
"my word, people are getting desperate aren't they?" Taco groaned
"I don't understand why they keep saying stuff like that..." Amity frowned deeply
"because both of them are snakes, you really think assholes like that would let you-"
"you know what Amity!?" Taco interrupted Peter with a glare before standing up "let's go with Cherzi, these people clearly have nothing but negative things to say about us...come now dear"
"I wouldn't trust her if I were you..." Candle said with a serious tone while Amity just frowned again before following Taco into the woods
"what's up with them?" Cheeta asked feeling heavily confused.
"i don't know..." Vectorman sighed
"does our host here have any answers?" Mr.B asked eyeing MePhone4 deeply
"would you look at this, we got some messages for the team that lost last time...READ THEM!" MePhone4 said sternly to Chef Pee Pee
"okay sheesh!" Chef Pee Pee rolled his eyes before reading the first note "okay they asked Team Eliminated, 'how are you feeling?'"
"shitty" Peter said flatly
"a bit sadden by one of my team members getting eliminated, however i hope to make up for it soon enough" said Candle
"that's crazy" Junior said but everyone could tell he didn't mean it.
"another person said 'To both of you do you think you’re gonna lose again considering what the name of your team is?'"
"fuck no, somebody else is losing today..I'm too important to be kicked off the fanfic!" Peter explained
"Peter..." MePhone4 groaned as a warning
"elimination is always guaranteed but if we work hard enough then I'm sure we won't be losing today" Candle said confidently
"yeah right you guys are doing down today!" Junior sneered
"you're probably going out today annoying ass demon spawn" Billy scoffed
"anyway they have another message 'To you two: "Please don't Ulong/Team Victory/Sakayan I love you both!"."
"Peter needs to kamikaze himself" Y/n said
"fuck that, i ain't going down anytime soon!" Peter exclaimed
"we'll try our best" Candle promised
"Peter this message just says '"🅱️eter"
"HOLY FUCK LOIS I'M CUMMING!" Peter moaned
"what..." Lilith gave him a disturbed look
"God shut up weirdo...there was another message that said' I actually thank you for answering my question, you're interesting so I was worried the whole meta thing was driving you mad. Glad it doesn't affect you tho!'"
"I still don't understand what that was about...." Donut muttered
"i know a thing or two about meta..." Monotaro giggled
"YOU'RE WELCOME BITCHES, ALSO OG PLUSH IS MAKING A SILENT HILL TYPE OF FANFIC AFTER THIS ONE, WITH LIEKABLE AND FLOWER IN IT!" Peter randomly yelled
"what...?" Liekable muttered
"thanks for ruining the surprise asshole..." Y/n groaned
"okay enough...this one said '"Give me emotional support, Cucumber and Quamax's eliminations have made me sad and I think the next person out is gonna make me even more upset. Also, there's a dalmatian named Deepak and a candle named Amelia, I'm pretty sure the two of you would get along if you spoke." (HAHAHAHAHAHA I HAD TO MAKE THE DALMATIAN STREET AND HFJONE REFERENCE")'"
"that was a good movie, it has been a while since I've watched it though" Brooklyn Guy said as he started feeling sentimental
"don't be sad dear, this is just how it works...I'm sure they had a great time spending time with everyone here-"
"EEEH!" Y/n made a buzz sound "the hell they did, everybody is getting tortured here...hell they all got off easy compared to us right now"
"i guess that's true" Cody shrugged
"perhaps?" Mr.B said in uncertainty
"..." Candle just sighed deeply
"i didn't like the lady from that movie..." Brooklyn Guy muttered to himself
"wait what the hell is this... 'To the unknown voice: "Good work, good work, it's been a fun time sending messages"..huh?" Chef Pee Pee looked around in confusion
"what unknown voice?" Donut asked
"oh him? yeah let's not talk about that for now..." MePhone4 sighed
"okay...Candle you have one more message which said 'Candle, Your wisdom is untold, I want to give you a Impossible to get rid of Crystal Ball, if you lose it, it will always appears when every you need it, This crystal ball is unbreakable unless a force stronger than it breaks it, but it proceed back together, You can just call on it by saying these exact words, “Wednesday Addams” AND ONLY Candle can call it, anyone else that tries, gets a R34 Picture of Furries because it exists and if MePhone4 does it he is blessed with MePad cum flavored cookies'"
"....Wednesday Addams" Cheeta said before suddenly he was hit by a picture of a big furry coc-"
Vectorman quickly absorbed the picture in his vacuum as Cheeta was now looking a little traumatized
"Wednesday Addams?" Candle said before a purplish crystal ball came flying to her out of nowhere
"say it" Y/n smirked at MePhone4
"okay just for that last part..." MePhone4 snatched the crystal ball and then threw it far away right towards the volcano while Candle just gave him a annoyed face
"that was petty..." Lilith rolled her eyes
"do you always act like this?" Mr.B asked
"pretty much" Cody answered
"hmph..." MePhone4 pouted
"okay...Team Teams also had some messages and the first one was 'To the team: "Best team name. I know this comes off as ironic, it isn't, I genuinely love this team name. Personally I prefer Team Cereal, even though NO ONE IS GOING TO GET THE REFERENCE! THINK YOU DO? NO YOU DON'T'"
"thanks, it wasn't nothing I could handle" Cheeta bragged while tapping his forehead
"of course with my assistance and all" King Tubby quickly added in
"for Y/n they said '"Don't blame yourself for either looking like an anime protagonist or a road sign blame Genetics! This message is a rewritten from York himself! Yes, York is a single person and a guy, don't get it twisted. Also, apparently I'll never leave late messages again, GOSH! (NAPOLEON DYNAMITE REFERENCE????!!!!)'"
"why would i blame myself...PEOPLE would kill just to look like me, I'm one sexy fucker!" Y/n said before making a duck face and posing for the camera
"facts, I'd clap your ass right now just for being too handsome dude" Peter winked and flexed his muscles for Y/n
"...HOUGH!" Y/n threw up next to Lilith
"Y/N SERIOUSLY!?" Lilith yelped and got away from the seat with a groan
"Cheeta this message for you said 'To Cheeta: "Here, I have a couple of guitars (there are 8, I counted), have it my dear friend (yes, they're signed York). Also the automatic cat petter! Also, before you do, I wanna shake your hand!" wait wha-"
"hey Cheeta!" some random guy with a white and black shirt came out of nowhere before shaking hands with Cheeta "big fan here, hope you like the guitars and the auto petter, man was it sad seeing what happened to you and Cid back in that school? but yeah I really hope you win the show, seriously I'm rooting for you!"
"thanks, man i never had this many guitars before!" Cheeta said as he held up a bunch of electric guitars
"what the actual hell is he doing here?" Billy asked
"oops my bad, i need to go back and keep sending you gifts because plot reasons and all that, see you guys later!" he then turns around from the others
"wait where do you keep getting those gifts from!?" Junior suddenly asked.
"uh...you don't have to know..." he said nervously before walking away and then stopping before turning to Mr.B.
"do they...?" he asked the detective
"depending on where you get them....?" Mr.B said while still looking utterly confuse
"oh well i-"
"GET OUTTA HERE!" MePhone4 yelled before quickly sending the random person away with his powers
"...okay what the hell?" Cody asked after a few moments of silence
"why did you send York away?" Peter groaned
"fuck, i wanted to ask for a fleshlight..." Y/n sighed
"don't send him that...how did he get here in the first place!?" Liekable asked
"GOSH, do i need to install another barrier close to the island this time?" MePhone4 said with a frustrated sigh
"dunno, it was nice of him to gift Cheeta that many guitars" Vectorman points at Cheeta who was seen getting massaged by the automatic cat petter while holding his new 8 guitars
"this is Invitational only geez!" MePhone4 rolled his eyes before waving for PP to continue reading
"anyway...Billy i think that guy that came out of nowhere asked you 'I mean, you did talk about your channel. I kinda wanna know your favorite videos from the channel in all honesty'"
"fuck...i guess that metal facial video, also snake gaiden's ytps as well, those are some good shit yeeeerr!" Billy gave the camera a thumbs up
"too bad you keep getting strikes, FUCK YOUTUBE!" Peter growled
"yeah man fuck Susan and whoever runs youtube!" Billy quickly flips off the camera next
"the next message are for Tubby and Cheeta, 'Apologize for stealing the cake!!!!'"
"wait what cake?" Cheeta asked
"the one we ate yesterday, come on Cheeta keep it up all together" King Tubby sighed dramatically
"you guys ate my cake, remember?" Donut reminded him
"...OOOH!" Cheeta slaps his head with a chuckle "okay see here, i thought it was meant for everyone because the message said DONUTS cake...like a cake made out of donuts and blueberry ya know?"
"how do you even get that confused with..." Lilith asked
"who wouldn't, aren't i right?" Cheeta said looking at everybody
"it's a good thing they didn't mention me" Peter snickered
"i haven't forgotten about you!" Donut groaned
"by the way, sucks that you didn't have that much screen time in the new TPOT...i kinda forgot ice cube was a thing in the show to be honest bro" Peter sighed
"uh..I guess...?" Donut shrugged
"Y/n you were asked, '"You know fanfics well, can I ask your favorite type of fanfiction and least favorite? I mean your name is just straight up Your Name Last Name I'm not joking'"
"but my name is Y/n though" Y/n said
"they don't know that, they think your name is whatever the audiences choose!" Peter pointed out
"can we please be spared from the mindfuckery for a few minutes?" Chef Pee Pee begged
"ugh fine...also i like those reader stories, fucking oneshots...uh...X insert character stories, and i hate those incest ones, you know which one...quit fucking shipping siblings in your fanfics dudes, and quit forcing dream to kiss whoever the fuck his friends are that's just nasty as hell and weird...no wonder Jaden feels uncomfortable with some of her fans like fuck, i can give Ghettofurret a pass cause his fangan is literally satire and...wait what was I talking about...oh fuck it, anyways i better not see any fanfics of me and Peter having gay anal sex or else!"
".....okay Y/n go to the corner" Candle ordered
"but-"
"to the corner" Candle sternly said before Y/n grumbled and dragged his feet before standing next to a tree
"I'm gonna write some gay stories of me and him kissing now" Peter rubbed his hands with a evil chuckle
"you too Peter" Candle scowled
"yes dear mother" Peter immediately walked towards the tree next to Y/n
"okay now that's over with, the next messages are for the team nerds...this one is for Cody which said 'To Cody How do you feel now that Jeffy is eliminated?'"
"honestly not really shocked, it was bound to happen sooner or later...i mean he basically threw the challenge for his team so" Cody then shrugs
"that's crazy!" Junior said again
"Junior shush" Candle ordered
"okay mommy" Junior hung his head down in obedience
"hah, what a bunch of weaklings" Brooklyn Guy sneered
"Brooklyn Guy" Candle scowled at him next
"yes momm-i mean what!?" Brooklyn Guy stops himself from finishing
"Lilith somebody said to you '"Honestly, Mr B would take great care of you, go ahead and talk to him more, dear"
"oh that's not really necessary, I've been observing some of the contestants on the previous episodes and Lilith seems like she could handle herself despite everything" Mr.B explained
"well I wouldn't mind some help, it's just that MePhone keeps making us do stupid challenges..." Lilith exasperated
"STUPID!? WHY I OUTTA-"
"MePhone4" Candle calmly said
"yes Cobs-I MEAN MOMM-I MEAN...SHUT UP!" MePhone4 groaned while being flustered
"okay MePhone4 just got owned, and this next message is for Cody which says '"You better not be into cats! Also, I'm glad you're fine if you don't get as much messages from now on, thanks Cody!".
"haha Cody you're not popular as we are!" Junior mocked
"shut the hell up Junior!" Cody said deeply
"that cat part is concerning me..." King Tubby gulped
"oh don't worry, not really into animals of any kind" Cody assured him
"YOU LITERALLY WANTED TO FUCK CUCUMBER!" Billy yelled
"yeah well who wouldn't?" Cody smirked while Billy just gave him a disgusted look
"what the hell Cody...ugh whatever, B this one is for you '"Sorry these guys giving you a hard time, you're doing fantastic so far B! Can I ask if the rumors (not started by Y/N surprisingly) of you dating your partner Grosha?'"
"uh...where exactly have you heard those rumors from?" Mr.B coughed awkwardly
"YOU DEFINITELY HAVE THE HOTS FOR EACH OTHER!" Y/n yelled from over the tree
"YOU GUYS LIKE TOUCHING EACH OTHER BY THE WAY, I'VE SEEN YOUR EPISODES DUDE!" Peter yelled as well
"oh come now...we're just partners, a-and besides, if i can handle being trapped inside a school with people like Nikocado and Peter then surely being here wouldn't be a problem for me?" said Mr.B while quickly changing the subject
"speaking of which, where's good ol Niko at?" Cheeta asked
"do not ask about him please..." Billy sighed
"B you have another message which said '"I am so happy legal advice exists in this show, you are a work of glory, Mr Mr B. AND ALSO A COP ACTUALLY GOOD AT THEIR JOB AND NOT SOMEONE WHO TAKES ADVANTAGE OF THEIR POWER!? THIS IS THE BEST COP EVER!'"
"why thank you, i definitely wouldn't want to become like my first partner...but yes this was quite nice to hear" Mr.B smiled proudly
"just saying B, but if you tell me if a challenge is illegal or not then I ain't listening" MePhone4 smirks
"it's not like I have a choice on the matter...as long as you don't put people in harm's way then-"
"wait I just realized that Mr.Madness is still dead?" Donut gasped
"ooooh....no he's not" MePhone4 looked around nervously
"is he now..." Candle gave him a suspicious look
"yeah...NEXT MESSAGE!" MePhone4 quickly said as he waved at PP frantically
"uh okay...those messages are for the Muffs, this one is for the spoiled brat here and it says 'To Junior How do you feel now that Jeffy is eliminated?'"
"meh" Junior said simply
"what...but you were all emotional when he got eliminated last night?" said Vectorman
"PFFt! i was only acting like that to gain the empathy of all the girls here, like my nerdy boo Lilith here...do you like me now babe?" Junior winked at her to which Lilith just gave him a very unimpressed look
"for your information I don't believe in love, it's just a chemical reaction...and second, you just became somebody worse than Julia and I didn't know if that was really possible...congratulations" Lilith clapped sarcastically
"Junior that's quite a ridiculous thing to say, Jeffy was a good member of the Chaotic Idiots!" King Tubby said as matter of fact
"i wouldn't go that far..." Cody muttered
"Vectorman somebody said 'Yasss cleaning king!' and they added a bunch of nail polish emojis...what the hell?"
"I SLAY SO LOUD THAT THE NEIGHBORS CALLED THE COPS ON ME QUEEN!" Vectorman said with extra sass
"YAS QUEEN SLAYYYY!" Peter yelled from the back
"isn't this lovely Liekable?" Candle giggled
"yeah..." Liekable just gave a quick smile as he looked deep into the fire
"by the way somebody sent that weird jerma face again with 20 bucks, this came with a note that said that was signed by York '"you're supposed to give the MONEY to Quamax, not the note!"
"um...yeah see I knew that but i just took the 20 and ran away" Brooklyn Guy admitted
"well York, for trespassing into my property I'll just take that 20 and the sussy baka picture as well" MePhone4 then took both of the things and generated a safe box before dumping them inside and then locking the safe away before dropping it into a hole that was randomly next to the host before he kneels down like a dog and uses his foot to cover the hole with dirt
"am I the only one who feels like that they lost touch with reality?" Lilith asked the others
"you should ask the others when they did the last trial!" Monotaro chuckled
"what do you mean by that?" Donut asked
"okay Tubby somebody said to you '"Can this guy be team leader? Junior, be humble, this is royalty we're speaking of'"
"well you heard the good loyal fan" King Tubby smirked
"now hold on a moment Tubby, see the note said this guy right, then what did they say next? that's right my name! which means that they're asking me to become leader!" Junior explained
"hmm...you make a good observation" King Tubby admitted
"makes sense to me" Vectorman shrugged
"same here!" said Cheeta
"i feel like team leaders aren't really useful...most of the contestants just do whatever they want in challenges and stuff" Donut pointed out
"that's for you guys to figure out, next message!" said MePhone4
"okay other message was for Tubby which asked him 'Say hello to Mr B for me!'"
"greetings and humble salutations my fellow feline!" King Tubby bowed
"hello there" Mr.B tipped his hat
"WHOLESOME 100!" Y/n yelled from the back
"the final message is for Vectorman which said 'This is for Vectorman, I JUST FUCKING REALIZED YOU WERE THAT ONE SEGA GAME I LOVED PLAYING AS A KID, I WAS TRASH HUT I HAD FUN PLAYING IT, YOUR PART OF MY CHILDHOOD!!!'"
"awesome dude, hope you didn't make me look bad when you were playing as me" Vectorman said jokingly
"isn't it weird that we're talking to a video game character made by a bunch of people that probably aren't alive anymore?" Cody asked
"well I'm talking to SML puppets, and you both aren't supposed to be actual people...don't you supposed to have hands coming out of your assess or something?" Billy asked both Cody and Junior
"not really...actually I wonder if Logan is looking for us or something" Cody hummed
"or pooby!" Junior added in
"enough of that, MePhone you for a message saying 'MePhone that's not the definition of a merge that's a team swap. I'm not criticizing the team swap, I'm criticizing you. As your loyal fan, I ask of you to take this criticism to improve rather than take it as an insult.'"
"yeah I was kinda confused about this..." Lilith admitted
"yeah see...i kinda wanted to do something different for once, definitely not a oversight of my own...also Christopher Mcleanson already did the whole merge stuff...I don't think any other host did what I did!" MePhone4 bragged to himself
"I'm pretty sure multiple teams were a thing in BFB...and TPOT" Donut stated
"didn't your show have this too, the one you abandoned?" Candle asked with a unamused face
"....next message" MePhone4 sighed
"okay well you got a gift with a note that said 'Here, have some medicine. Give some to the...mysterious entity as well'"
MePhone4 was given a bottle before suddenly it disappeared out of nowhere
....
"what, no talking this time?" MePhone4 looked around for a moment before groaning while the others just shrugged at each other
"i won't even question it, next message said 'jeff was eliminated this is a huge step for mankind. if you would be so kind host a celebration for like 30 seconds'"
"now you're talking!" MePhone4 laughed before pressing something on his body which teleported all of the contestants away from the circle of talk
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later everyone appeared at a party with a disco ball
"what...?" Amity looked around in confusion before MePhone4 came out wearing a big afro along with Brooklyn Guy and Chef Pee Pee
"party time!" MePhone4 said before suddenly music starts playing
MePhone4 started to dance along with the two others before Peter, Y/n, Cheeta, Vectorman, Cody, Junior along with Tubby and Monotaro joined in while the rest stood by watching in utter disbelief
they all started to dance in synchronization as they all hit the nae nae
"JOIN OUR DISCORD SERVER TO HIT THE GRIDDY FOR UKRAINE!" Peter says as he does a stupid fortnite dance
"BE LIKE BAL, AND HIT THE GRIDDY FOR YOUR COUNTRY!" Cheeta said as he started flossing
"....what in the world is happening here?" Taco asked while still staring at the idiots dancing
"somebody asked MePhone to celebrate for 30 seconds due to Jeffy getting eliminated" Mr.B explained as he rubbed his forehead with a sigh
"you wanna dance?" Cherzi took Liekable's arm and before he could say anything she quickly took him towards the others before dancing with them as Taco just face-palmed
"RIP BOZO!" MePhone4 yelled
"RIP BOZO!" the others yelled as well
"great party right guys?" said York dancing next to MePhone4
"of cours-WAIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING AGAIN!? EVERYONE GET HIM!" MePhone4 ordered before all the boys quickly jumped at the intruder before a huge fight occurred creating a huge puff smoke scene (the ones you see in old cartoons)
"....alright" Lilith sighed as they all continued to fight each other
"man i need a beer..." Billy walked away from the others
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back to the circle of talk where everybody was now sitting together again
"okay now that we humiliated Jeffy, let's resume" MePhone4 said cheerfully
"alright, this person said to you 'Hello Off-Brand IPhone4, I would like to make a truce with you, I’ll stop insulting you because I am a nice person, plus I guess your a ok host on this show…"
"and i guess I'll stop my plans from blowing up your house...okay truce then" MePhone4 smiled
"excuse me what did you say?" Mr.B asked
"would you look at this Brooklyn Guy you have a message too!" MePhone4 ignored Mr.B before he began reading the note "'Is there a Guy Guy? What is he like? Is there a Guy just straight up named Guy with no first name? What's he like? Is there a Stans Kokichi Ouma from Danganronpa V3 guy?"
"well yeah my dad is literally named Guy, like Mr.Guy so...also i can't keep count of my siblings so yeah probably, there's probably a I love total Crossover Battle guy out there i think...hm?" Brooklyn Guy shrugged
"didn't Simmons bang your mom by the way" Peter asked
"hmm" Brooklyn Guy grumbled something angrily
"Chef Pee Pee you got two messages, this one says 'Watch 101 Dalmatian Street, it's a really good show. Sorry, I just had to. Here, have a casserole THAT ISN'T SUPPOSED TO MEAN ANYTHING DEROGATORY, *JUNIOR*
Chef Pee Pee was given the casserole then.
"haha they're saying your cooking suck-" but Chef Pee Pee just threw the casserole at his face then.
"YEAH!" Billy cheered
"that's technically assault on a child..." Mr.B hummed
"one day, just one day with him...then you won't blame me for what I did" said Chef Pee Pee with a stern face
"ouch! anyway final message of the day is 'To Chef Pee Pee Here’s a trophy for being the best chef in the world'" MePhone4 gave him the trophy then
"oh wow thank you-" but a boxing came out of the trophy and smacked PP in the face which knocked him out cold
"ow!" Monotaro winced
"okay that's all the messages for today, let's all get down to the challenge already....boom!" MePhone4 then teleported everyone away
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everybody was seen in a backstage area next.
"okay now where are we?" Taco asked while looking around.
"well firstly we're in a backstage, SECOND, today's challenge will exclude all of the female contestants!" MePhone4 announced
"why..." Cherzi asked
"because today's challenge is...WRESTLING!" MePhone4 shouted while posing dramatically
"really man..." Billy sighed
"yep, and I don't want to get sued by having you boys beat on the girls in wrestling so...you girls are safe from elimination, of course the same won't be said if one of your male team members gets eliminated that is" MePhone4 swiftly explained
"guess we're safe then" Amity shrugged
"uh-huh so...you girls can go ahead and be with the crowd in the meantime" MePhone4 presses on his body which then teleports the girls away leaving the guys in the backstage
"are you telling me that me I'm supposed to be wrestling with kids?" Mr.B asked in total bewilderment
"i...don't think we can do that" Liekable said in uncertainty
"if you guys refuse then you'll be eliminated, so quit whining and go ahead and wear your wrestling outfits already!" MePhone4 ordered sternly
"hell yeah people we're gonna do some wraslin'" Billy cheered
"this is ridiculous..." Mr.B groaned
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later...
everybody was seen wearing a different outfit now.
"does these tights make my butt look big?" Cody asked as he had a single tight wrestling underwear on
"this is weird..." Donut sighed while wearing a red mask with Monotaro
"LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING BROTHER, I'M GOING TO BE KICKING SOME ASS TONIGHT!" Y/n said mimicking hulk hogan wearing a black tank top with jeans and elbow pads
"can you smell what the Peter is cooking bitch?" Peter asked as he worn green cargo shorts with a tank top and sunglasses
"don't i look awesome guys?" Cheeta had a lucha mask on while B and Tubby had overalls
"i couldn't find clothes that fit me..." Vectorman signed
"hell yeah this shit looks good!" Billy said wearing a sleeveless military shirt on
"this is very interesting, I've heard of wrestling before so...i can't wait to see what all this talk is about!" King Tubby clapped delightfully
"i think i should forfeit..." Liekable groaned as he was now shirtless wearing white pants with a flame design
"check out my muscles guys!" Junior flexed his arm as he was seen wearing a headband with overalls.
"this is going to be so fun guys!" Monotaro chuckled
"not really...this is really all ridiculous" Mr.B sighed before MePhone4 came inside the changing room
"alright guys let me explain something, today's challenge is actually a free for all match meaning no one will be working together as a team, you all will be having a ladder match where each one of you will be fighting each other for the TCB Briefcase, four of you will go to the ring first while the rest of you wait until we call you up via a timer of 10 seconds, Peter, Y/n and Cheeta along with Mr.B will go first while you guys wait okay? now then before that. we need some promos from you four so...go ahead in the new and improved Promo Room!" MePhone4 pointed at a door that read Promo Room
"this is ridiculous, just utterly ridiculous..." Mr.B sighed
Promo Room
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"so what do you have to say about tonight's match Y/n?" Chef Pee Pee asked holding a mic with the TCW logo on it
"it's not Y/n anymore, it's R/n from now on tonight!" W/n corrected him (also W/n means Ring Name LMAO)
"let me tell you something sister, I'm going out there and kicking people's asses today, especially that bastard Johansen, he's gonna feel the taste of my fist in his mouth and then the taste of blood and broken teeth!" said R/n as he flexed his muscles
"okay I'm just ignore you calling me a sister, but you heard it here folks, R/n is ready to kick some...ass? tonight i guess, let's see what Peter has to say for himself next" Chef Pee Pee said before a golden logo with the letters TCW came and transitioned the footage to Chef Pee Pee and Peter next who was seen chewing gun and raising his eyebrow at PP
"so Peter what do you-" but Peter quickly took the mic away and gave Chef Pee Pee a another raised eyebrow before looking at the camera before speaking to the audience "well first off Jabroni, the name is The Pete, and second...the Pete thinks that this room smells like unwiped ass, and speaking of asses, R/n better watch out cause tonight I'm going to the ring with my old car CD, dusting it off before i shove it right up his CANDY ASS!"
Chef Pee Pee was handed the mic back then with a surprise look "okay then...looks like the Pete is confident in himself tonight and even going as far as to threaten R/n with shoving car CDs up his rectum for some reason...let's see what Cheeta has to say next"
again the screen transitioned before showing Cheeta standing next to Chef Pee Pee
"well Cheeta, or should I call you by your in ring name if you have one?" Chef Pee Pee asked pointing the mic at the cat who was smiling happily
"well PP you can call me Cheetah from now on, and the difference is there so don't ask my friend, and man do I feel very excited tonight? I wanna take this time to thank all the fans who supported me throughout my entire career, and all those who are watching this on the big screen I love all of you people and I promise that i, John Cheetah will win this match for you all!" Cheetah then kissed the camera before running away leaving Chef Pee Pee in a confused matter
"entire career...this is literally his first time wrestling though...ugh whatever, I guess John Cheetah is hyped for the match...let's see what our cat detective Mr.B has to say for himself"
the screen transitioned again and then we see Mr.B shaking his head in disapproval as Chef Pee Pee aimed the mic at him
"any comment on tonight's match sir?" asked PP
"ugh...yes first, apparently I've been given a in ring name...Special B?...and also this is absolutely ridiculous and out of control, I can't stress this enough..." Special B sighed in frustration
"well unfortunately B this is how things roll around here under the leadership of a stubborn phone host, but you all heard it here folks, all the four competitors are ready to give you all some exciting wraslin' action tonight, only on Total Crossover Wrestling Aka...TCW!" Chef Pee Pee yelled before the screen transitioned to a wrestling ring arena with a large crowd
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"welcome to Total Crossover Wrestling lovely viewers this is me MePhone4 on the commentary with my co-host Brooklyn T Guy!" MePhone4 announced as the camera showed the host sitting on the commentary table with Brooklyn Guy
"look at the amount of people here MePhone, everybody is excited to see some good fighting between a bunch of grown men and underage kids...which is kinda fucked up but then again take a look at my life" Brooklyn Guy sighed
"tonight's ladder match is going to be amazing, 13 wrestlers will fight each to death just so they can get their hands on the official TCW Briefcase...who's going to win I wonder?" MePhone4 asked
"probably the adults..." Brooklyn Guy deadpanned
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"i can't believe this is happening..." Lilith sighed as she sat next to the other girls and the crowd
"i just wanna see Liekable wearing some tights" Cherzi said with full anticipation
"there's some familiar people here..." Candle hummed
"hey guys!" a voice called out from behind before they all turned to see Coop sitting next to Quamax and Cucumber
"oh....you're here?" Taco rolled her eyes
"MePhone forced us to come...i think he let everyone out of the Island" Cucumber explained
"dude I'm literally so excited for this!" Coop exclaimed as he shoved a bunch of popcorn in his mouth
"I WANNA SEE BLOOD TONIGHT!" a talking Snowball yelled
"jeez!" Quamax winced at the shout
"this should be fun" Mia said as she sat next to Andrea
"oh my gosh like totally!" said Andrea with excitement
"i thought MePhone sent you home?" Lilith asked
"and you think i agreed to that...who cares about the stupid factory?" Mia rolled her eyes
"watching others beat each other to death fills me with dread....and happiness" Clare gave a smile before Coop accidentally spilled soda on her hair
"oops..." Coop chuckled sheepishly
"YEAH B KICK THEIR BUTT!" a brown cat yelled with his fist raised in the air
"oh my gosh like calm down!" a familiar looking blonde girl said with a eye roll
"WE WANT BLOOD WE WANT BLOOD!" a little orange haired girl chanted next to a bored looking blue ghost
suddenly someone's entrance music starts playing
"here comes our first constant, weighing over 89 pounds all the way from Seagull Street Germany....THEEEEEE PETE!" MePhone4 announced as The Pete comes out raising his hands in the air while the crowd cheered
"wait if he's imitating the rock then why is the music different?" Brooklyn Guy asked
"PETER OVER HERE!" The Pete looks over to the crowd to see his friends, Lucas, Vincent, Tara, Tina, Julie and her little sister Fritzi
The Pete smirks and waves at them as he then walks down the ramp and slides into the ring before taking off his sunglasses and throwing them into the crowd before he gets on the turnbuckle and raises a hand in the air causing the crowd to cheer louder
after that his theme song fades out before somebody's else entrance started playing
"also weighing 89 pounds, from whoever the heck knows...the terrifying R/N!!!" MePhone4 announced loudly which caused the crowd to immediately boo as R/n came out looking at the crowds with a smug smirk
"would you look at that...another person with the wrong theme song" Brooklyn Guy sighed
R/n punches the air which causes Pyro to go off in the back drawing out the crowd before he starts walking towards the ring
"YOU SUCK!" Flower shouted from within the crowd next to Ruby and Bubble
"well let me tell you something uncle, NOBODY CARES!" R/n laughed before grabbing the ropes and getting inside the ring as he has a stare down with The Pete.
"just look at that hatred for each other...if things get out of control then the locker room may have to be called" MePhone4 chuckled
Peter and Y/n then back away into a turnbuckle and await for the next person to come out. (i can't keep calling them by their ring names forever lol)
then the next entrance music starts
"oh uh watch out everybody, here comes mister happy all day...JOOOOOHNNN CHEETAH!" MePhone4 dramatically announced as then Cheeta comes out waving cheerfully at the crowd as they all cheer for him.
"MEOW!" Cheeta looks over to see his friends and Kitty waving at him to which he smiles widely before beginning to dance in the ramp before running over to the ring....and accidentally tripping over and going under the ring mat instead
"HAHAHAHA!" MePhone4 laughs along with Brooklyn Guy as Peter checks down for Cheeta before suddenly the cat comes out of the other side of the mat smiling sheepishly and then clumsily sliding inside the ring before waving at the crowd again who continue to cheer for him.
"I LOVE YOU CHEETA!" the same person with the black and white shirt shouted as he held up a sign with a heart drawn on it
"GOD DANG IT WHO KEEPS LETTING THAT GUY IN?!" MePhone4 groaned angrily
and then comes the next contestant
"weighing a ton of FAT, a phenomenal detective with a golden mind....HERE COMES SPECIAL B!" MePhone4 announced again as Mr.B then comes out with a annoyed face
"B YOU BETTER WIN AGAIN YOU HEAR ME!" Mr.B looked over to see Grosha before the former just sighed and got inside the ring with the three others as the music then stopped.
the bell then rang as the four stared at each other
"okay gentleman, how about we just-"
"AHHHH!" Cheeta yelled before jumping into the ropes and bouncing off them before delivering a dropkick to B who quickly gets knocked out of the ring.
Peter and Y/n immediately go after each other then as they grabbed each other before Peter reverses his hold and performs a sloppy suplex on Y/n before getting up and dodging a clothesline from Cheeta who runs at the ropes before coming back to which Peter hits him with a dropkick causing Cheeta to drop down on the mat with a grunt
Y/n comes from behind and turns Peter around before punching him in the gut before grabbing him and performing a DDT
Y/n is then grabbed by Cheeta who jumps into his shoulder before rolling back and dropping on his back.
Peter quickly gets up and sends a kick to Cheeta which gets him off from Y/n who rolls over as Peter attempted to kick him before Y/n goes to the ropes and bounces off it before slamming Peter with his shoulder causing Peter to drop down before suddenly B jumps into Y/n's head and pushes them off the ring as the both fall outside then
"OH SOMEBODY ELSE IS COMING!" Brooklyn Guy announced before the 10 ends....and the music hits
"HERE COMES VECTORMAN AKA VMAN!!" MePhone4 yells in excitement as Vectorman quickly slides into the ring and gets into a rapid punching fight with Cheeta who loses the endurance before Vectorman grabs his hand and pushes him towards the ropes which sends Cheeta back before Vectorman hits him with Edge's finisher...SPEAR!
Peter gets up and tries to hit Vectorman but the robot also spears him down before Vectorman gets up and growls in excitement
he looks above to see the briefcase hanging before he quickly slides out of the ring before grabbing one of the ladders and pushing it inside before quickly setting it up.
however Y/n quickly grabs Vectorman from behind and performs a reverse DDT on him causing the robot to drop down and roll out of the ring.
Y/n turns back before he's hit in the face by a chair that Peter grabbed from under the ring
"OH! THAT'S GONNA LEAVE A MARK!" Brooklyn Guy winced as Y/n was seen bleeding now...
Cheeta comes running at Peter before jumping up and hitting him with a flying knee that causes the chair in Peter's hands to hit him in the face before he turns around and falls down next to ropes before holding them.
Cheeta quickly runs at the other ropes before coming back again and jumping down on Peter which nearly chokes Peter with the rope as Cheeta then lands outside while Peter rolls over holding his neck
"ow..." Candle winced from over the crowd
"come on, break his nose as well!" Taco grumbled
Mr.B gets into the ring before quickly climbing onto the ladder before Cheeta gets inside the ring and climbs after B as the two reach to the top and then proceed to punch each other in the face
"goodness-OW! what has gotten into you?!" Mr.B asks as he now has a swollen eye thanks to Cheeta
"YOU CAN'T SEE ME!" Cheeta shouts before headbutting B who yelps before falling down onto the ring next to Y/n who was slowly standing up.
Cheeta tries grabbing the briefcase before suddenly another entrance music plays
"and...here comes the Codester!" MePhone4 says nearly laughing as the crowd also laughs while Cody comes out before looking at his entrance screen and sees a picture of the nerd emoji on display while the silly music continues on
"OH COME ON!" Cody groans angrily
Cheeta was distracted by the Cody's entrance that he didn't notice Vectorman coming over and pushing the ladder causing Cheeta to fly down onto the crowd
"OH GOSH!" Lilith yelped and got out of the way as Cheeta fell next to their seats
"this is really dangerous!" Amity said as Cheeta was seen groaning in pain
"THIS is boring...when is Liekable coming out?" Cherzi grumbled
"hmm...save my seat for me dear" Taco quickly got up and began walking towards the exits
"where are you going?" asked Quamax
"to the bathrooms...moron" Taco rolled her eyes before leaving eventually
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Cody was seen getting suplexed by Vectorman to then next Y/n came with a chairshot to the robot's head.
Peter came from with a kendo stick and tried to hit Y/n with it but the latter blocked it with their chair before using said chair on Peter's gut and performing a DDT drop under the chair.
"OOOW LOOK AT THAT!" MePhone4 yelped as Peter's head was bleeding now much like Y/n's nose
Y/n tried picking up Peter but Vectorman grabbed him and did a German suplex on the boy before suddenly Cheeta climbed on the turnbuckle before jumping at Vectorman and hitting them with their elbow causing the two to hit the ground in response
then the next entrance music plays
"oh man and here comes the annoying brat, J COOL!" Brooklyn Guy announced while rolling his eyes as Junior came out flexing his muscles and waving at the crowd who just booed him
"HEY JUNIOR I'M HERE DUDE!" a dark skinned puppet with a green hat and shirt was seen waving at Junior from the crowd
"HEY JOSEPH, WATCH ME KICK CODY'S BUTT!" Junior exclaimed before running towards the ring
"oh goddammit..." Cody groaned before he and Junior started hitting each other rapidly
Mr.B was knocked out of the ring again to which he groaned before stopping himself from getting up.
"goodness why am i even doing this...oh blast it!" Mr.B then quickly rolls inside the ring away from everyone else.
Junior backed Cody into the turnbuckle and quickly ran over before leaping his entire body at the nerd who gets crushed by it before dropping down
"YEAH I'M THE BEST!" Junior yelled before someone tapped behind his back before Junior turned around only to receive a stunner by Peter
"STUNNER FROM THE PETE OH BY GAWD!" MePhone4 yelled into the mic
"SLOBBER KNOCKER!" Brooklyn Guy yelled as well
Y/n grabbed from behind but Peter reversed the grab before lifting Y/n up and slamming him into the mat with a loud thud
Cheeta then came towards Peter but the latter ducked down and lifted Cheeta up before sending him out of the ring where Cheeta crashed into the ground
Vectorman then ran towards Peter pushed him out of the ring as well.
Vectorman looked at the both getting up before quickly running back to the other ropes and coming back to leap over and then crash into the two
"WOOOO!" Coop cheered from his seat while Cucumber was covering his own eyes
"where did Taco go again?" Amity asked to which Cherzi shrugged at.
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"yeah man...can't wait to come out with my stone cold music..." Billy put on some gloves before winking at the camera, he then went towards the door and pulled on the doorknob...but it wouldn't open.
"what the hell!?" Billy said before trying again but the door wouldn't open at all causing him to start hitting it in anger
"GODDAMMIT SOMEONE LET ME OUT OF HERE, I NEED TO GET TO THE MATCH!" Billy yelled desperately before we see Taco on the other side of the door as she was standing next to a chair that was blocking the door
"serves you right for putting your nasty foot in my face before...hah!" Taco sneered before walking away as Billy continued to bang on the door
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we then see both of the ladders inside the ring now with one of them placed over the other as Cheeta then ran up into it before diving down on Peter, Y/n, Cody and Junior.
"now that's i like to see!" Nazz clapped for his friend in the crowd
"come on dumbass, get up!" Julie encouraged to Peter
"yo!" Cheeta turned back to a voice before getting hit by a hammer in the gut by Vectorman as the crowd winced in reaction while Cheeta fell into the ground holding himself before another music entrance started playing
Donut and Monotaro quickly came out then with the former looking nervous
"what's this? are the two planning to work together!?" Brooklyn Guy gasped
"well Donut aka Nut Destroyer is getting squished" MePhone4 chuckled
"COME ON I'LL TAKE YOU ALL ON!" Monotaro pulled out his claws before running at Vectorman who motioned for the bear to bring it.
"Monotaro wait-AHH!" Donut yelped as he dodged a chairshot from Junior
"COME HERE!" Junior chased Donut around the ring with a chair before Cody quickly rammed into Junior with their shoulder
Cheeta got into the ring with Peter and the latter was getting pushed back into the turnbuckle before Peter reversed one of his kicks and pushed Cheeta into the corner instead before delivering a bunch of head punches, Peter backs off and comes charging at Cheeta with a knee strike and then grabbing by the head and performing a running bulldog (cm punk move ya already know)
as Peter was getting up, Y/n quickly super kicked him in the face making Peter fly off to the corner and drop down and before Y/n could react any further Monotaro kicks him in the leg to which Y/n groans at before kicking back which sent the bear out of the ring hitting Donut in the way.
Y/n turns around before being picked up by Vectorman who performs a spinning spinebuster on him causing Y/n to grunt in pain before rolling around.
"doesn't anybody find it weird how people like Cheeta and Vectorman are now suddenly bloodthirsty?" Lilith asked as she winced at Vectorman getting hit by a chair from Junior.
"hello hopefully i wasn't too late" Taco said abruptly before sitting down next to Cherzi again.
"i really don't like this...but i wonder when Billy is coming out next" Candle says causing Taco to nearly snort but the latter quickly composes themselves.
finally the 10 ends and there comes the contestant
"and now comes the royal...BIG TUB-BOMB!" MePhone4 announced as King Tubby came out waving politely at the crowd
"shaped like a bomb alright" Brooklyn Guy snickered
"do not fright my friends, your king has come to solve things diplomatically-" but King Tubby was knocked down by Cheeta who came diving out of the ring for him.
"augh!" Cody falls down outside before he groans angrily and then lifts the ring mat to find a weapon before seeing Mr.B hiding inside.
"uh...here" Mr.B hands him a chair to which Cody accepts with a shrug before quickly getting inside the ring again.
Donut was seen trapping Vectorman with his mouth before Peter quickly came and speared Vectorman down with Donut
"YEAH PETER WOO!" Tina yelled from the crowd
"come on Donut try to do something!" Flower encouraged him as Donut just rolled out of the ring holding his arms before Monotaro climbed up the turnbuckle and jumped straight at Peter who easily caught him with ease before bodyslamming the bear into the ground.
Peter then turns back before Cheeta quickly performs a wheelbarrow bulldog on the kid and slams his face into the ground.
Y/n then comes out of nowhere and turns Cheeta around before Rko-ing him
"RKO OUT OF NOWHERE!" MePhone4 yelled as the crowd booed loudly while Y/n taunted them with his tongue out
he then looks at the ladder before quickly climbing them.
however Peter recovered quickly and then climbed on the other steps before meeting at the top to which the two started hitting each other rapidly before Peter grabbed Y/n by the face and slammed it on the ladder causing Y/n to go dizzy momentarily, but Peter then quickly grabs him by the shoulder and steps up the ladder one more before performing a super suplex and falling down out of the ring below the commentary table
"OH NO RUN!" Brooklyn Guy yelps as he and MePhone4 quickly get away from the table which Peter destroys with Y/n's body
"OOOOH YEAH!" the snowball was heard cheering
and then finally comes the next contestant
MePhone4 and Brooklyn Guy couldn't announce it due to the commentary table being broken but Liekable comes out next which causes the crowd to cheer as he looks at the large crowd with slight anxiety
"LIEKABLE YOU BETTER BREAK HIM IN HALF!" Liekable looked over to see Adèle shouting and pointing at Y/n who was seen slowly getting up with Peter
Liekable shakes his head and walks slowly down the ramp and sees King Tubby unconscious on the ground outside of the ring.
Liekable doesn't get inside the ring and just stays outside watching the others.
"what are you doing, go and show me a good show!" Cherzi yelled at him
MePhone4 quickly generated another commentary table before he and Brooklyn Guy sat on the chairs
"what's that, it looks like Liekable refuses to fight the others...the crowd are noticeably disappointed!" said Brooklyn Guy
"what a fail, what's so bad about fighting little kids in a ring...maybe i should've let the girls fight instead, you know how ferocious they can be!" MePhone4 rolled his eyes before Liekable was seen trying to help Donut stand up before suddenly Junior came and hit Liekable on the back with a chair
"JUNIORR!!" Cody yelled and jumped off the turnbuckle towards his friend who quickly dodged out of the way which resulted in Cody hitting the ground instead.
Junior then sees Vectorman punching before Cheeta and Monotaro before he performs a super kick to Monotaro's face which knocks the bear out of the ring before then grabbing Cheeta and sending him towards the ropes to which makes Cheeta come back to him before Vectorman does a literal jump split in the air causing Cheeta to go under him at the other ropes before coming back again as Vectorman then picks him up and performs another spinning spinebuster
Vectorman gets up and yells all hyped before suddenly both Peter and Y/n come into the ring send a legsweep to the robot which makes him fall down before Peter does a leg drop on their face.
Y/n climbs up the corner and then takes a deep breath before performing a shooting star press on the robot which causes Vectorman to groan loudly before holding their stomach and rolling out of the ring, Y/n holds his stomach as well before dodging a attack from Peter as the two then run at the ropes and come back to each other with a clothesline knocking each other in the ground.
Junior finally sees his chance as nobody was now up inside the ring, he quickly slides in and sets up the ladder before climbing it fast.
"OH MY GOD JUNIOR IS FIDDLING WITH THE BRIEFCASE, CAN HE REALLY WIN!?" MePhone4 said dramatically
as Junior was fiddling with the briefcase, Liekable suddenly climbed up the ladder and punched Junior in the face before grabbing him and lifting him on his shoulders and performing a diving powerbomb right into the ground with a loud thud causing the crowd to cheer loudly
"YEAH!" Cherzi clapped in excitement while Taco just sighed
"....i have to look for Billy excuse me" Candle abruptly said before getting up.
"but the match is probably going to end soon" Clare said to which Candle just shook her head before running off to the exits while Taco secretly snickered
"look at this MePhone, everybody is knocked out! Tub-Bomb is out, John Cheetah is out as well, The Pete and R/n are both bleeding on the ring with exhaustion, J Cool and Disliekable...yes stupid in-ring name i know, aren't able to get up and Codester seems to be out cold as well along with VMan who's seen way too much in pain which is odd considering the fact that R/n jumping on him should've been more hurtful to the latter than anything else but whatever I guess, Mono Orton is holding his busted face while Special B is nowhere to be found....who in the heck would get that damn briefcase?" Brooklyn Guy asked as the crowd started chanting for somebody to get up.
"COME ON GET UP!" they chanted and clapped all together.
"this is totally going on my social media" Andrea said filming the event with her phone
"OH LOOK AT THAT!" Quamax pointed at Tubby and Donut sliding into the ring with tired expressions
"COME ON DONUT!" Coop yelled in encouragement
"YOU CAN DO IT TUBBY!" Amity yelled for the cat
"I'd be surprised if Tubby actually wins..." said a black and white cat with a Russian accent (Thorn from KINAC)
both Donut and King Tubby started climbing up the ladder slowly while their friends from the crowd cheered.
"WHAT THE HELL, I BETTED MONEY ON THAT STUPID ROBOT!" a puppet wearing a fancy suit yelled angrily
"please calm down sir" a old butler said calmly
"SHUT THE HELL UP CHIVES, YOU STUPID GREEN ROBOT, GET THE FUCK UP AND WIN ALREADY!" the puppet yelled at Vectorman who was seen still laying on the ground in agony
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meanwhile on the backstage...
Candle was seen walking around before she heard banging coming from somewhere, she closed her eyes before quickly locating the source.
she saw a door with a star sign on it before seeing that a chair was blocking, not to mention Billy's voice was coming from the other side before Candle quickly ran over and took the chair off.
Billy then burst out of the room with a very angry face
"WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED HERE?" he asked angrily
"someone blocked the door with this..." Candle showed him the chair
"goddammit...i have to get to the match!" Billy quickly ran past Candle as she kept staring at the chair and wondering just who could've done this...
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"CHEETA COME ON BUDDY!" Cid was heard yelling to Cheeta who was still laying on the ground holding his back.
"Tub-Bomb and Nut Destroyer are having the race of their lives right now, who's getting to the briefcase first, and who's knocking each other off the ladder I wonder?" MePhone4 asked in anticipation
Donut and Tubby finally reached the top and then started lazily slapping each other.
"oh goodness...i...didn't know wrestling was this painful" Tubby groaned as he slapped on the face
"why...are these challenges becoming more painful?" Donut said before punching King Tubby in the gut.
King Tubby grabs Donut and slams them into the ladder pad causing Donut to get dizzy and stop fighting back.
King Tubby tried to push Donut off before suddenly Monotaro grabbed King Tubby by the legs and pushed down before performing a dropkick on the cat.
"OH MY GOD LOOK HE'S ABOUT TO GET IT!" Brooklyn Guy gasped before suddenly somebody comes out
"OH MY GOD ITS BILLY BOY!" MePhone4 exaggerated as Billy came running down the ramp before sliding inside the ring....however Donut fell down from the ladder holding the briefcase before the bell was rung and then Donut's theme song starts playing
"AND HERE'S YOUR WINNER, NUUUUUUTT DESTROYER!!!" Chef Pee Pee announced as he came from the crowd as Billy held his head in shock and anger
"Y-you did it!" Monotaro got up and held Donut's hand up in the air as the latter looked at the briefcase in disbelief while the other wrestlers got up as well
"awww man i didn't win" Cheeta sighed
"dude congratulations!" Vectorman clapped for Donut
"my back is broken..." Cody groaned painfully
"mine too..." Junior whimpered
"you attacked me first..." Liekable said with a shrug
Mr.B comes out of under the ring and sees Donut with the briefcase
"B WHAT THE HECK YOU THREW THE CHALLENGE!" Grosha face-palmed
"I WASN'T GONNA FIGHT KIDS!" Mr.B growled before quickly getting into the ring with the others
"goddammit man..." Y/n sighed
"well...at least i drawn blood out of you" Peter snickered
"MAN THIS IS FUCKING UNFAIR!" Billy kicked a chair away as Candle arrived before seeing Donut holding the briefcase before she frowned deeply
"how unfortunate..." Taco sighed deeply
"could i get some treatment here....royalty needs helping" King Tubby asks while holding his face
"sorry about that!" Monotaro giggled
"i can't believe i won..." Donut said holding the briefcase in disbelief
"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WON EITHER, LIKE SERIOUSLY!?" Junior groaned in frustration
"Junior quit being a sore loser..." Cody rolled his eyes before MePhone4 and Brooklyn Guy slide into the ring next
"congrats on winning Donut, inside the briefcase is a get out of elimination card by the way, you can use it for whenever you lose a challenge and are up for elimination...yeah" Brooklyn Guy explained awkwardly
"and i already know who's getting eliminated today...anyways thank you all for coming to this epic match everyone! we'll see you next time now!" MePhone4 waved at the crowd before he got hit in the face by a tomato to which he groaned angrily before pressing on his body and teleporting away
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at the Elimination Center...
"okay folks wasn't that exciting?" MePhone4 asked.
"absolutely not!" Mr.B immediately said
"yeah...it looked painful" Amity said looking at the boys who were covered in bandages
"i thought it was fun" Vectorman shrugged
"i really hope you realize that I broke my fingers hitting you in the face" Peter deadpanned
"anyways Donut you can use your card on the next episode since you're safe from now, actually everybody is safe from elimination except for you.....BILLY BOB TANLEY!" MePhone4 said causing Candle to gasp
"GODDAMMIT MAN SOMEBODY FUCKING LOCKED ME IN MY ROOM I'M TELLING YOU!" Billy yelled angrily
"sorry buddy, you didn't do squat tonight so...say goodbye to your friends before i send you back to Alabama" MePhone4 shrugged carelessly
"FUCK! all of my favorite youtubers are getting eliminated...first Quamax and Billy....WHY!?" Peter cried out
"i don't know but whoever locked him needs a ass beating for making us lose a team member!" Y/n groaned
"...." Candle just frowned deeply
"fuck...guess this is my run or whatever, look just try not to get fucked over like me okay, and i hope Candle wins or something..." Billy sighed depressingly
"I'm sorry..." Candle said
"it's fine...anyways i hope you win this shit, and FUCK YOU whoever caused me to get eliminated, hope you burn in hell asshole!" Billy flipped off everyone then
"we'll find out who did this to you, i promise" said Mr.B to which Billy just nodded at before MePhone4 teleported him away without another word.
"....Cherzi" Liekable glared at his ex
"what, i was watching the entire match" Cherzi said in all honesty
"yeah...she's telling the truth" Lilith sighed
"but...who could've done this?" Amity asked
"who cares?" Taco rolled her eyes before getting up from the wooden log "we have important things to worry about, such as sleeping...come now girls"
the Glorious then left the EC afterwards.
"don't worry everybody, the investigation will start tomorrow" Mr.B reassured before walking away with his team
"you can count on B, he's a detective, who detects things...and whatnot" King Tubby clumsily explained
"....excuse me everyone" Candle said abruptly before quickly walking away.
"i feel bad for her..." Liekable sighed
"not me, i lost a wrestling match and didn't even win any muff from any of the girls even after putting on a Oscar performance when Jeffy got eliminated...this SUCKS!" Junior grumbled before storming off
"well i honestly don't care, so you campers have fun now" MePhone4 shrugged before he and Brooklyn Guy teleported away
"i should've told MePhone4 that i wanted to give Billy my card...UGH!" Donut face-palmed out of frustration at his mistake
"but then you would've got eliminated..." Monotaro muttered
"a noble sacrifice if you will" King Tubby said
"man...this stinks, like seriously...i just don't get why this happened" Cheeta sighed sadly
"well we shouldn't worry too much dude, come on let's go play some wrestling games on Peter's consoles" Vectorman suggested as he patted the cat on the back
"hell yeah, with my fucking ps9!" Peter cheered
"so we're just going to act like we didn't try to murder each other a few minutes ago?" Y/n asked but they just ignored him and walked away
"...wait for me assholes!" Y/n groaned and ran after them.
Liekable sighed and rubbed his head in frustration, he was probably making Candle worried with his odd behavior...now one of the people she liked is now eliminated and she's probably upset about it...he wishes things weren't so bad all the time...
after that he along with Donut, Monotaro and Tubby left to head over to their cabins...
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Candle was seen somewhere in the forest in a mediating pose
she had her eyes closed for a moment....before finally she opened them to which they had a slight purple glow.
"alright Taco....now you've pushed me to my limit" Candle said with a angry face before the camera pans away and goes over to the staff building
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we then see MePhone4 in his private room before he turns back to the camera.
"hello there friends, hope you guys enjoyed watching a bunch of grown men and kids fighting each other to near death...i know i know that this elimination may have been unfair but hey look at Leshawna, MePhone4 what does that have to do with anything you ask...well i don't know, anyways we'll see you guys on the next episode of TOTAL CROSSOVER BATTLE!...this is MePhone4, signing off!" MePhone4 waved at the camera before it slowly faded to black
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Notes:
oh crap...Candle is upset now
Chapter 14: Episode 11: Break Time
Summary:
the contestants experience something crazy...
Chapter Text
Episode 11: Break Time
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after a few hours since the last elimination happened...
inside the Chaotic Idiots girls cabin....
we see Taco, Cherzi and Amity all sleeping peacefully...
the view zooms into Amity then...
"....Amity"
"....Amity...."
"....Amity...."
"AMITY!"
Amity eyes shoot wide open at the sudden sound.
"....i can help you Amity...."
Amity looks around wondering just who's speaking to her, she looks to see both of her team members asleep which confused her even further.
"Amity, let me help you and Luz...." the voice continued to speak and for some reason none of the others seemed to be awaken by it other than her...
"w-who's here..." Amity whispered as a shiver ran down her spine
"Luz needs you...the Collector is hurting them" the voice warned causing Amity to gasp slightly
"follow my guidance...come to me Amity, I'll show you what to do" the voice said which made Amity look around again with uncertainty
"please Amity...i just want you to understand before it's too late for your friends..." said the voice.
Amity pinched her skin to make sure she wasn't dreaming and surely enough she wasn't...
"....who are you?" Amity asked
"it doesn't matter...come to the forest, quickly" the voice asked, and for some reason...Amity felt like that it was the right thing to do.
"i...i don't know" Amity gulped feeling extremely nervousness
"Luz, Willow, Gus, Hunter...they all need you, please come to the forest and follow my voice...please Amity you must trust me" Amity stared at the window for a moment as she wondered how this mysterious voice knew about her friends...
Amity looked at her team members before looking at the door...then she got out of bed and quickly put on her shoes before slowly walking out of the cabin with the same nervous feeling lingering inside her...
"follow me..." the voice said causing Amity to look at a certain direction before walking in a hurry towards it...
Amity was now in the woods looking around with a nervous expression as she continued to listen to the voice leading her somehow...
"do not be afraid Amity, i won't hurt you...this is all for the sake of your friends and family" said the voice calmly
"i...i don't understand this" Amity muttered to herself as passed by a large tree
"...stop here" the voice said causing Amity to come to a halt as the witch was now in a clear grassy area...and there was an odd drawn circle in the middle
"so what now?" Amity asked but the voice didn't respond to her.
"hello...?" Amity called out as she started to look around for anybody...
"behind you" a voice said causing Amity to gasp before looking back to see nobody in front.
"down here dear..." Amity looked down to see Candle...with three glowing eyes and a emotionless face
"w-what...?" Amity asked in shock
"i'm sorry for this..." Candle spoke without moving her mouth before she quickly put a hand on Amity's leg
Amity gasped loud as she froze up before her eyes glow purple and then the camera zooms inside one of her eyes.
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....
Amity opens her eyes to see a familiar place...it was the last place she was at with Luz and her friends.
"...what?" Amity whispered before looking up to see the Archive House belonging to the Collector...
"Amity" the witch turned around to see Candle floating with a frown
"the skull...how did you get me here?" Amity asked the object
"we're here, yet at the same time we are not..." Candle said causing Amity to get confused
"what....wait what!?" Amity yelped as she looked at her hands go see that they were oddly transparent
"we are a mere mist in this world Amity, I've brought you here for a reason" Candle explained
"what reason...what do you mean?" Amity asked before suddenly a explosion happened nearby causing the witch to gasp and look to see a large cloud forming
"your friends..." Candle said calmly while Amity's eyes widened before she saw Luz flying with her staff and fighting with the Collector
"no...LUZ!" Amity called out before a large shadow casted on her to which Amity looked up to see a large boulder coming towards her causing the witch to scream and close her eyes.
BAM! the boulder smashed onto the ground and turned into pieces....before Amity opened her eyes to see she was perfectly fine.
"what...what's going on!?" Amity asked feeling freaked out now.
"we can't be harmed, as i said before we're just mere mists Amity, nobody can hear us or feel us when we're in this state, however all that you see here is real and is happening at the moment...Luz and her friends are fighting for their lives while you were still participating in MePhone's reckless game" Candle said with a stern voice
Amity watched as her friends were struggling with the Collector before she turned to Candle with anger
"then why did you bring us here!? i just need that prize to help them, that's why i even bothered to stay in the first place!" Amity exasperated while Candle just shook her head
"Amity, you were lied to...used, manipulated...all by the ones you thought you could trust the most" Candle said with a sigh
"what are you talking about...do you mean Taco and Cherzi? they...they're trying to help me win you know..." Amity admitted reluctantly
'...do you wish to see the truth?" Candle asked
"what truth..." Amity asked as well
"the painful truth...but you may trust me first Amity, i only wish to help you, nothing else..." Candle assured while Amity looked away.
"i...don't know, I've been tricked a lot before...i...just want to help my friends..." Amity said to which Candle nodded at.
"i know dear, you have a good heart...but if you truly want to save them, then you must learn of the truth...it'll help you see which path you must take, please Amity...take my hand now" Candle offered her hand afterwards to which Amity looked at in uncertainty...
she looked back at Luz and Collector before looking back at Candle....
....
then she slowly connected hands with Candle before suddenly she and Candle were warped to another place...
Amity looks around to see a forest before seeing Liekable, Taco and Cherzi...
she saw Liekable hanging by his feet before Taco walked away.
"you don't realize just how vile these two are...they've been harming Liekable for a while now...i could just tell how uncomfortable and scared he felt just being near Cherzi...she just wants to hurt him, she doesn't like anybody here including you, she just doesn't care about anything..." Candle said with a slightly angry tone while Amity watched in horror as Cherzi bit down on Liekable's face causing him to bleed and groan in agony
"but...but this can't be real..." Amity whispered
"it is...ask him yourself, but this isn't what you need to see...you need to see this" Candle held Amity again before they warped to a familiar factory lab
Amity then saw herself along with Cherzi and Taco.
"listen closely dear" Candle advised
Amity then walked closer to the three before Cherzi spoke up.
"of course, i didn't realize how much more you needed to win than any of us...i feel so moved by your story Amity, so we decided to help you reach the end no matter what, i'm sure Vectorman would even agree to this...despite his sudden change of personality that is" Cherzi took a quick glance at the robot who was messing around with Cid and doing failed backflips
"i...i don't know what to say" Amity looked away with uncertainty
"don't worry dear...we're your friends, take all the time you want before deciding on your answer, okay?" Cherzi gave her a friendly smile to which Amity nodded at with a small smile of her own
"thanks....although I have another question, why am i wearing those clothes....I'm pretty sure my hair wasn't this short either so..." Amity said looking confused as she looked at herself
"it's better not to question it, just focus on the important things right now" said Cherzi dismissing her lowly concerns
"right...thank you again, you girls are the best" Amity smiled before walking away while Taco stared at Cherzi with a shocked expression
"Cherzi....what in the absolute-"
"relax...do you honestly think that I meant what I've said, we'll keep using her and her abilities until we decide to vote her off when the time comes" Cherzi rolled her eyes while Taco had her mouth opened before closing it quickly
"manipulative to a different degree...i love it" Taco smirked
Amity gasped before suddenly they warped again back to the forest that they were in before.
"Amity, they're just using you...they're not your friends, they never were, both of those girls are nothing but deranged liars only looking after themselves..." Candle frowned deeply as Amity now looked heartbroken by the reveal
"but...but...how am i supposed to win now...I'm just being used again...?" Amity said with a upset voice
"don't be sad Amity..." Candle said gently
"how can I not be!? what can I do now...i can't help Luz like this...I'm...I'm so useless" Amity said as she slowly started to cry.
"that isn't true dear, you're very talented...all those trials and tribulations you went through with your friends, shows just how strong you truly are...Luz believes in your natural ability, you don't need this prize anyways...what you need right now is being back home reunited with your friends and family, because they need you...and please believe me when I tell you that everything is going to be okay, i see good things in your future dear...hope isn't lost yet"
Amity then wiped her eyes and looked at Candle after that speech before sniffing
"but I'm scared..." Amity said with a sniffle
"that's a normal thing to feel...but it will work out in the end, i promise you..." Candle said with a smile
"i...guess...i did survive many times before, and...me and Luz always managed to get by against all odds..." Amity muttered
"you will make it through this as well, my blessings are with you dear...you know what to do now right?" Candle asked to which Amity slowly nodded at.
"i think i do...thank you Candle...seriously" Amity gave her a small smile to which Candle returned with a smile of her own.
"no problem dear, just relax now...now you must go back to bed, i need to stay here for a while..." Candle said before closing her three eyes
"okay..." Amity said before walking away as her face now turned angry thinking of two certain people that she's going to deal with tomorrow...
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morning time...
Peter came bursting out of the Wannabees Cabin then.
"GOOD MORNING USA, I HAVE A FEELING THAT IT'S GONNA BE-wait what's happening here" Peter scratched his head as Amity was seen holding down Taco and Cherzi with her abomination monster
'WHATS THE MEANING OF THIS!?" Taco yelled as she tried to escape from the grip of the monster
"HOW DARE YOU BOTH LIE TO ME!?" Amity yelled angrily
"lie...?" Cherzi repeated calmly
"what's going on here?" Liekable came out of the cabin with the others then.
"OH MY GOLLY A MONSTER!" Cheeta yelped before hiding behind a small rock
"oh goodness..." King Tubby gulped
"Amity what's the meaning of this?" Mr.B asked while holding magnifying glass
"STOP STANDING THERE AND HELP ME ALREADY YOU IDIOTS!" Taco yelled
"how about no?" Y/n smirked
then suddenly MePhone4 appeared with Brooklyn Guy and Chef Pee Pee
"what the hell?" Chef Pee Pee gasped at the sight
"oh great, do i have to pull a Mr.Madness on Amity too?" MePhone4 rolled his eyes with a groan
"THESE TWO HAVE BEEN USING ME ALL ALONG, YOU BOTH MAKE ME SICK!" Amity growled at them
"oh...have we now?" Cherzi asked innocently before the abomination held their grip on her causing the pink haired girl to groan
"Amity calm down!" Vectorman begged
"this is awesome!" Junior laughed
"no it's wrong!" Cody rolled his eyes at him
"what do you mean by being used?" Lilith asked with concern for the two
"she means being manipulated by the two" everybody turned to see Candle floating in the air.
"she's flying again!" Monotaro gasped
"what the HECK is going on!?" Donut asked in frustration
"those two are a bunch of liars...they just wanted to use me to get to the end of the game...they promised to let me win the prize so i could use it to help my friends back home but now...i realize just how MUCH OF A STUPID LIAR THEY ARE!" Amity yelled as abomination groaned before pinning the two down to the ground
"UGH BUT WE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!" Taco yelled desperately
"oh shut up will you?" Candle rolled her eyes at her before turning to the others "to make things clear finally, Taco and Cherzi were in a alliance with Amity and Vectorman, however the both of them didn't care much about two...unlike Vectorman, both Cherzi and Taco just saw Amity as a stepping stone...they didn't care about her motives for winning the prize, not to mention that Cherzi has been abusing Liekable ever since the start of the game...that day he had his face bleeding was due to Cherzi and Taco attacking him...isn't that right Liekable?" Candle looked at Liekable who just looked down in guilt
"i..." Liekable uttered
"i believe her, that bitch is nothing but a freak...i even saw her forcing herself on him before, she's like a total fucking psycho" Y/n said
"and not to mention that we saw footage of her abusing the chap, MePhone knew this all along" Mr.B sighed
"yeah, there's cameras all over the place you think we don't re-watch the footage for each episode?" MePhone4 scoffed
"yeah they're right" Brooklyn Guy nodded
"ridiculous! you done have any evidence of such thing-"
"she's right" Cherzi suddenly said causing Taco to shriek in panic
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING, JUST KEEP YOUR MOUTH-"
"oh shut up...yes, I've been abusing Liekable for a while, every previous message about me and Taco being all this and that were true...yes we were using Amity as a way of getting further into the game, that included Vectorman before the teams decided to split up...but i have every right for what i did, this damn asshole left me to die before...he took all of my powers away, my royal title and i just simply hate his guts for it, and no i do not feel sorry for what I've done..." Cherzi said causally while the others stared at her in disgust
"that's...WRONG!" Cheeta yelled angrily
"BRO!" Vectorman groaned angrily at her
"UGH YOU IDIOT!" Taco groaned loudly
"you tried killing me first, you lied to me multiple times, controlled everything I've done...now i see just how much you didn't change at all, to do something like this to Amity...you really are disgusting you know?" Liekable gave her a angry frown
"maybe i did all of that...but you act like as if i didn't truly love you" Cherzi sighed
"who would ever love a stupid manipulator!?" Amity asked
"me...she still kinda hot" Junior muttered which earned him annoyed looks from everyone
"okay so what if we manipulated you, this is how games like this work...what are you even going to do to us huh?" Taco asked with a shaky smirk as Amity growled
"I'll tell you what, she's just going to quit the game" Candle explained calmly
"WHAT!?" Donut gasped
"pfft as if I'd let that happen" MePhone4 snorted.
Candle then suddenly appeared next to him before giving the angriest look she could ever muster
"now listen here you annoying critter, I've had enough of you and your reckless games, first you kidnapped us, then you forced us to participate in your stupid game despite the fact that you already had Inanimate insanity Invitational to begin with, then you killed multiple people here without consequences...then you traumatized us in that cursed forest before bringing us back here to suffer through more ridiculous challenges...I AM ABSOLUTELY TIRED OF YOUR ATTITUDE MISTER, YOU'RE GOING TO LET AMITY QUIT THE GAME AND SEND HER BACK TO HOME BEFORE YOU ALSO REVIVE MR.MADNESS AND SEND EVERYBODY YOU KEPT ON THE OTHER ISLAND BACK TO HOME AS WELL, DO YOU UNDERSTAND!??" Candle yelled loudly causing MePhone4 to drop down in the ground with a scared look while the others stood by in absolute shock...
"wow.." Amity said with a shocked face as well as the others.
"...OKAY FINE! BUT I'M ONLY LETTING HER LEAVE ONLY!" MePhone4 yelled back with a annoyed face
"good, and oh Mr.B? Taco is the one who locked Billy in" Candle said calmly before using a lighter on her string to which then makes her third eye dissappear before she returns back to normal with a calm smile.
"so much for a investigation..." Mr.B sighed in disappointment
"ugh..." Taco growled before the abomination dropped her and Cherzi into the ground.
"thanks Candle..." Amity smiled
"whatever...i guess Amity can quit, and i can revive that idiot who tried to kill me before..." MePhone4 said with a whiny voice before pressing on Mr.Madness's icon
Mr.Madness then appears with a confused face
"whaaat~ happened to mee~?" he asked
"shut it bozo" MePhone4 then quickly teleported the scientist away.
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at the IOF....
we then see the eliminated suddenly being teleported away one by one...
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"done, everybody is back home now...happy?" MePhone4 grumbled at Candle who merely smiled back at him.
"Jesus, remind me not to upset her..." Peter whispered to Liekable who simply nodded.
"what a waste..." Cherzi sighed as she dusted herself off
"well...i guess this is it you all" Amity said
"awww...I'll miss you" Monotaro whimpered
"this literally happened out of nowhere..." Y/n said
"man Amity...i didn't know that these bozos were using you...i promise i wasn't a part of the plan" Vectorman said while fiddling with his fingers nervously
"don't worry...i know you're a good person, unlike those two" Amity gave them a nasty glare
"oh whatever...WE DON'T NEED YOU ANYWAYS!" Taco yelled before Amity sealed her mouth with abomination goo
"thanks for that i guess...okay say goodbye or whatever" MePhone4 groaned impatiently
"goodbye Amity...it was nice to have you here" Liekable smiled
"it was nice to be here with you all as well...I'm so sorry Cherzi did all that to you..." Amity sighed
"it's fine..." Liekable said with the same smile
"goodbye Amity I'll miss you...waahhh!" Cheeta cried before hugging King Tubby who looked both ways in awkwardness
"give Collector a kick for me okay?" Vectorman waved at her with a wink
"i will..." Amity giggled before finally MePhone4 teleported her away.
"can i quit too?" Lilith asked
"NO!...it's fun tormenting you" MePhone4 snickered while Lilith rolled her eyes.
"i hope you learned a lesson today dear" Candle smirked while Taco shook in rage
"i swear...you'll pay for this" Taco growled angrily
"i sense a bad future for you if you keep that attitude...thread carefully dear" Candle said gently while Taco continued to shake angrily
"what do you have to say for yourself now?" Mr.B gave Cherzi a glare
"nothing, my business with Liekable is private so you keep your nose away" Cherzi said with a shrug
"bitch you're talking to a COP!" Peter exclaimed
"i don't care" Cherzi said bluntly
"okay now that this short substory is done...are we going to read the fan messages?" Brooklyn Guy asked
"sure whatever...everybody to the circle of talk" MePhone4 sighed before walking away with his staff members
"ha ha you lost a team member!" Junior mocked Taco
"SHUT IT YOU IMBECILE!" Taco snapped and punched him in the face before storming off to the COF (circle of talk because yes)
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{Play Track} ~ Vectorman's Jam
"oh shit! new music, and it's from your game!" Peter smiled at Vectorman
Vectorman listened closely before turning back to Peter
"i don't hear anything!" Vectorman said shrugging
"i do though" Y/n raised his hand
"me too!" Junior exclaimed
"can we just get this stupid thing over with already?" Lilith asked as she looked grumpy right now.
"somebody's upset..." Chef Pee Pee muttered
"perhaps Candle could yell at MePhone again?" Mr.B suggested
"oh no, nah uh, i already let one of you quit so you already reached your limit for today!" MePhone4 said firmly
"whatever just get on with it..." said Taco with a grunt
"EVIL WITCH!" Cheeta yelled at her to which Taco just rolled her eyes at his stupidity
Brooklyn Guy then gave Chef Pee Pee a single note
"okay uh...this is weird but this note is actually meant for everyone here" Chef Pee Pee said in surprise
"oh how fascinating!" King Tubby said as he now looked curious
"so it says 'Hello, my friend wants to know what you guys think of George Orwell's 1984. I cannot escape George Orwell's 1984 references. That and Xavier Renegade Angel.. I like Xavier Renegade Angel though. My friend will be contently watching for your opinion'...well i don't know either of those things" Chef Pee Pee admitted
"i love that show!" Peter exclaimed
"i keep seeing references to that book too...i mean there's some facts in it but sheesh i can't read a single book without falling to sleep" Y/n huffed
"seriously...reading is good for your information" Mr.B said with a sigh
"haven't read anything other than comic books dude" Vectorman shrugged
"hey only Tubby can read in my household...well aside from Milley...maybe Ming too...Thorn?" Cheeta stopped to think deeply then.
"why certainly, i read the book before it's uh...about George's favorite numbers...that's right!" King Tubby exclaimed proudly
"don't look at me..." Taco grumbled while Cherzi shook her head.
"i don't believe i did..." Candle hummed thoughtfully
"i only read a few pages before being disturbed by my partner..." Mr.B sighed again as he remembers the incident
"i think i heard of that show but not the book" Cody said
"reading is for nerds, I'm a cool kid!" Junior stated which earned him eyerolls from everyone
"i can't afford books..." Liekable muttered
"Two doesn't even give us anything to read...despite being nice and all" Donut grumbled
"I'm only used to being read bedtime stories...like horror ones" Monotaro said with a giggle
"seriously...did nobody here read the full book like i did?" Lilith asked to most of them shrugged before she sighed "ugh...well i think it's a well written book, i don't necessarily take everything written in it as a fact but it is interesting to read at least and actually holds up pretty well in today's generatio-"
"BORINGGGGG!" MePhone4 cut her off before suddenly summoning Bigfoot, York and OG Plush
"ragh?" Bigfoot roared in confusion
"huh?" York said
"what the actual hell...I'M SUPPOSED TO BE WRITING THIS NEW CHAPTER!" OG Plush yelled at MePhone4
"oops...what do you think about George Orwell's 1984 book by the way guys?" MePhone4 asked
"i only seen references..." York shrugged
"raugh" Bigfoot roared
"translate please" Cody asked
"he said I don't fucking know, I'm a goddamn ape" Peter said to which bigfoot nodded at.
"much like York i only seen references in the comment section on YouTube...also that show is a mindfuck" OG Plush sighed
"God?" Junior gasped
"i like both" Brooklyn Guy quickly thrown in
"can...can you please send him away" Donut quivered as he hid behind Vectorman while Bigfoot growled in hunger
"as for me...DOES IT LOOK LIKE I READ BOOKS!?" MePhone4 yelled before quickly sending all of the three away
"that was pointless" Cherzi groaned
"YOUR ENTIRE CHARACTER IS POINTLESS IN THIS STORY, YOU WOULD'VE BEEN BETTER IN DANGANRONPA 101...WHICH BY THE WAY A SEQUEL TO THAT IS COMING SOO-" Peter then gets hit in the face by MePhone4 with a boxing glove
"uh...they sent a video by the way so" Chef Pee Pee waited for the projector to appear before going behind it to press whatever magical button he usually presses on before the video started playing
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after the video...
"what....did i just watch?" Taco muttered
"i think i lost several braincells" Mr.B said flatly
"me too..." Lilith nodded
"QUICK I NEED SOME OF THAT STUFF YOU GUYS INVENTED!" Peter yelled randomly
"aids?" Y/n inquired
"YES!" Peter exclaimed
"holy shit why didn't you invite that guy into the show?" Brooklyn Guy asked
"blame God" MePhone4 shrugged
"okay moving on we have some messages for the Daniels to which the first one said 'hey monotaro here's a burrito (tpot reference ??? )' also there was a bunch of flustered emojis....why do we keep announcing the emojis?" Chef Pee Pee wondered before Brooklyn Guy threw Monotaro a burrito to which the bear ate it in one bite
"did he just eat burrito...?" Donut asked in horror
"oh man...i think i need to use the bathroom later" Monotaro said holding his stomach
"next message said 'whats your opinion on oreos'" well i think they're great!" said Chef Pee Pee
"nobody asked your opinion PP" Junior jeered much to the chef's anger
"i guess they're okay..." Liekable shrugged
"i think there's a Oreo back home...not sure" Donut hummed
"I LIKE OREO DOUBLE CHOCOLATE!" Monotaro yelled joyfully
"my fucking ears..." Brooklyn Guy groaned
"next message is for Liekable and it said '"People still will not handle your elimination well. Remember, cities will burn if you get elimination.'"
"you know, i think i don't care anymore" Liekable brusquely said
"damn" Y/n said with a surprised face
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"i really don't care anymore, i think I'm too empathetic...it always bothered me being sad whenever i see someone facing a problem or just see roadkill in general...I'm really sick of myself" Liekable sighed
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"i also like the normal oreos, strawberry oreos, banana oreos and OH! DID I MENTION DOUBLE CHOCOLATES!?" Monotaro yelled right into the camera
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Over
-
"oh how cutting" Taco said mockingly
"traitors don't get to speak" King Tubby said angrily
"yikes, you really fucked up Taco Bell" Peter snickered
"well at least i got this far...so it doesn't matter" Taco pouted
"anyways Donut you have a cake as a gift'" Chef Pee Pee said before Brooklyn Guy gave him a blueberry cake
Donut noticed something written on the cake before reading it "Blueberry cake that has "Yorj" on it. There is another cake that has wait no that's not how you spell York oh my f-ing god there's icing everywhere why do I write my thoughts down this is a disaster (not as much as Junior)...wait how did you make this mistake!?"
"oh yeah well this other gift just straight up has icing on it that says 'i ran out of letters to make'" Chef Pee Pee said showing them the cake
"can i eat that?" Junior asked before Chef Pee Pee threw the cake right in his face
"nice" Cody smiled
"next message for Monotaro 'HEY GUYS, IT'S ME! ARC FROM THE CHATTERING LACK OF COMMON SENSE!'"
"HELLO ARC!" Monotaro waved at the camera
"what does that even mean..." Lilith asked
"I don't know...but Donut you have another message that asked you 'How did it feel seeing Saw eliminated in TPOT 4, I thought it was unfair'"
"WAIT SHE GOT ELIMINATED!?" Donut gasped
"i forgot she existed, hell i forgot a bunch of characters that are even competing there...i mean there's that Fan, uh...Tree?...who else...shit i don't know" Peter shrugged
"i'm probably disqualified from Two's game already...ugh" Donut groaned in frustration
"who cares about them? my show is better" MePhone4 bragged
"right..." Cherzi rolled her eyes
"abusers don't get to talk" Cheeta said with anger
"retards don't get to talk either" Cherzi retorted
"WOOOAH!" Vectorman gasped in shock
"that's very rude to say..." King Tubby grumbled
"well he IS rather slow" Taco scoffed
"no I'm not, didn't you see my performance in the last challenge?" Cheeta asked
"thanks for proving her point" Taco rolled her eyes at the cat
"moving on from that, the Glorious also had some messages and the first one said 'tbh all of you guys seem gay. like, all of you guys like vagina.'"
"oh my goodness..." Mr.B face-palmed
"maybe" Cherzi shrugged
"why would I say anything regarding that!?" Taco looked at the camera in disgust
"well Amity is gone but she definitely likes scissoring Luz so, definitely a vagina enjoyer" Y/n nodded
"you guys should really....ugh!" Lilith groaned with a eye-roll
"next message is for Miss Abuser here and it said 'What did you think of being queen? I risk the question not being answered but honestly, I think your place seems nice! Wanna go there! Won't be upset if this gets ignored by Cherzi tho. Also, you can't get Y/N's parents. Y/N's parents are straight up roadkill. Pancakes. Flat Stanley but without the Stanley...or being alive'"
"FUCK YOU!" Y/n flipped off the camera
"GAT! WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SO MAD, YOU HATE YOUR PARENTS DIDN'T YOU!? SO WHY DO YOU GET MAD ALL THE TIME BITCH!?" Peter yelled which was kinda unnecessary
"oh i don't know...maybe it's because they said that tHEy WOuLD TRy To BE GooD PaREnts...but you fucking killed them before that could happen, i was fucking pissed at the time and i STILL AM...." Y/n growled
"why don't you try to bring them back to life after winning this supposed great prize?" Mr.B suggested
"wait...could i bring back Lebel?" Liekable asked with hope
"uh...yeah sorry you guys can't actually bring back anyone with the prize" MePhone4 said rubbing his head in awkwardness while Liekable's hopeful expression fell down in defeat.
"FUCK NO, if I win the prize then I'm asking for a bigger hotdog, and I'm not talking about the food either" Y/n winked
"i want to make every guy gay and that they would want me..." Cody drooled while making weird sounds
"oh yeah you can do both of that" MePhone4 said casually
"bringing back people isn't impossible yet changing everybody to gay is...?" Lilith gave the host a look
"hm?" MePhone4 shrugged
"okay back to the question, no you can't go to my castle and...i don't know, i thought being queen would be all i wanted...but even with that things just weren't different...but that is until Liekable came in my life, i never thought I'd ever be loved by anyone ever...all my life everyone treated me like dirt...Liekable was different, i didn't hate him immediately, that is until he left me for dead of course... " Cherzi sighed deeply afterwards while Liekable shook his head.
"you tried killing me first, don't feel bad for her...she was keeping all those people as her property...she's a terrible person and the people were right to dethrone her" Liekable said sternly
"you probably turned them against her..." Taco accused him
"that's her own fault" Liekable stated
"yeah i guess...everything is truly my fault right?" Cherzi muttered
"you're not that guy pal" Peter shook his head at her.
"oh look here a video sent by York...or Yorj...are they brothers?" Brooklyn Guy asked
"play the video" MePhone4 said before Chef Pee Pee did his magic before the projector started playing the video
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"we saw everything BOZO!" Junior said right in Taco's face
"augh!" Taco quickly pushed him away
"don't you feel stupid? don't you feel silly?" Vectorman asked with narrowed eyes
"what a fail SMH" Y/n shook his head
"LOSERS!" Peter sneered
"SHUT UP!" Taco snapped
"that's karma dear" Candle said gently
"YOU ESPECIALLY, YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS I SWEAR!" Taco yelled while shaking her fists at the candle who didn't look all that scared
"uh...Amity had a message too but she's gone now so..." Chef Pee Pee looked at MePhone4 for what to do next
"well...i dunno, just play one of the music videos he sent" MePhone4 shrugged before Chef Pee Pee sighed before playing the video
"wait i heard this before...makes me wanna twerk not gonna lie" Peter said before getting up from his seat
"that really isn't-" but Peter didn't listen to Mr.B and just started twerking already
"i wanna twerk too!" Cheeta said before getting up to join
"twerking...how interesting!" Tubby got up as well before Peter, Cheeta, Tubby and Vectorman along with Junior and Y/n started twerking together while the others looked away in embarrassment
"oooh yeah~" Cody drooled as if he was hypnotized
"i guess I can twerk too" Brooklyn Guy said before awkwardly shaking his body
"no way this is how you twerk" MePhone4 said before awkwardly twerking as well
"CAN WE JUST CONTINUE!?" Chef Pee Pee yelled at them.
"ugh fine...by the way York I'll live inside your walls faster than you could and I'm gonna be stealing all of those other songs for myself so...ragh!" MePhone4 softly roared for no reason
"ugh finally...okay the next message for Amity was 'Don’t believe me? I would like to let her only see this video, because one: I have evidence to back up my claim, and she’ll u deter and since Taco desperately needs her for her plans! (Skip to 2:47 Amity, she shows her True colors!)'"
"WE GOT IT ALREADY!" Taco yelled in frustration
"because i wanna humiliate you further, I'll play the video...actually you guys watch it while i listen to the banana song" MePhone4 said before opening on headphones as Taco growled before Chef Pee Pee played the video
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"oh woow, nice going Taco" Vectorman rolled his eyes
"yeah dumbass...how hard was it to steal one briefcase?" Peter rolled his eyes
"what an idiot..." Cheeta rolled his eyes
"STOP ROLLING YOUR EYES!" Taco roared
"petty theft huh?" Mr.B gave her a questioning look
"why do you sound different?" Cherzi asked
"i deserved to win..." Taco grumbled
"as if...why can't MePhone just disqualify you already?" Donut asked before turning over to see MePhone4 singing something about a banana
"since could you spit lemons out?" Lilith asked
"MePhone is MePhone4S?" King Tubby asked as well
"TOO MANY QUESTIONS!" Brooklyn Guy yelled
"i can't believe you, we have to behead you for this kind of behavior!" Monotaro growled angrily at her
"i don't even have a head you buffoon..." Taco growled
"how do you give head then?" Y/n asked
"okay weirdos enough of that...let's move on to Team Eliminated, the first message for you all is 'At least there's no Ulonging'" said Chef Pee Pee
"i told you BRUH we ain't getting eliminated, in fact my team is fucking good that we'll win this prize EASILY" Peter gloated
"yeah right" Taco muttered
"for Peter the message is 'Don't think I forgot about your whole temper tantrum where you threw my PS4. Here, have a bees hive'"
Brooklyn Guy threw a bee hive at Peter before the bees surrounded his face
"BRUH I HAD EVERY RIGHT TO DO THAT....but shit thanks for this, bouta stick my penis in this thing" Peter chuckled despite getting stung by the bees
"oh my, Peter what's wrong with you?" Mr.B asked with a deep sigh
"what the hell...ugh whatever, this message is for Candle and it said '"God I'm so fucking sorry, no one should be eliminated like that. Here have this locket custom made for you I've made the decision not to put York on this one since...I don't know felt wrong..." Chef Pee Pee threw a locket to Candle to which she opened to find a picture of her guiding Billy when he was blindfolded driving a car from a few episodes ago...
"thanks dear..." Candle sighed as she held the locket close
"I ship it" Junior whispered
"Junior just stop..." Cody groaned
"who cares about that disgusting hillbilly?" Taco said crudely
"who the fuck cares about you? i know Mic sure as hell don't" Y/n said causing Taco to give him a very angry face before she exhaled loudly
"another message for Candle said 'Oh yeah I saw that Candle while reading this, LETS TAKE DOWN TACO TOGETHER!!!'"
"already done" Candle smiled much to Taco's angry while Cherzi just rolled her eyes
"what's the fun in being a hero?" Cherzi asked
"who doesn't love heroes, i sure do...in fact my favorite hero is the guy who leaves these papers next to our door" Cheeta said with a happy smile
"....the mailman?" Mr.B said
"THAT'S HIS SUPERHERO NAME!?" Cheeta gasped
"of course, every hero needs a fitting name, it's just like how my name fits me as well" King Tubby said gloating a little
"I'm not sure about the king part buddy" Peter snorted
"next messages are for Team Teams and it says 'Sorry for what happened to Billy. God damn it, {REDACTED} could you have at least gone for Junior. BILLY BOB NOOOOOOOOOO.'
"HEY! PEOPLE WOULDN'T WANT ME TO BE ELIMINATED!" Junior yelled angrily
"wait redacted...OH NO WE CAUGHT THE WRONG PERSON!" Cheeta gasped holding his head
"no i don't think that's what they meant..." Lilith sighed
"wow Taco you really got fucked over, it hasn't even been a full minute and your ass is already exposed...yikes" Y/n winced
"oh haha...like i said it doesn't matter, i can manage just fine without a stupid witch and a useless robot" Taco said with extreme arrogance
"ROBOPHOIC MUCH!?" Vectorman said feeling extremely offended
"I TAKE OFFENSE TO THAT LADY!" Monotaro said pulling out his claws
"i can't believe this...do better Mexican Asshole" Peter said shaking his head at her
"whatever" Taco pouted again.
"Y/n this is for you 'Have this....have this.....have this.....have this.....have.....this blade of grass. I'm probably imagining your facial expression right now'"
he was then given a grassy sword by Brooklyn Guy
"MINECRAFT OMG!" Y/n gasped in awe
"bro stupid AF...that's literally from roblox" Peter shook his head
"that's clearly from fortnite...you guys really don't know your games huh?" Junior said rolling his eyes at the uncultured swines
"why are you giving them weapons..." Mr.B sighed
"because it's funny" said MePhone4 as he threw away his headphones at Taco who grumbled angrily
"next message is for Cheeta and it said 'Okay this needs to be asked, but can you sing Poker Face from Lady Gaga? What? I think it'd be a good cover? Oh, the contents of the song? Honestly, it's tame unless you look deep into it'"
"oh i know that song...Oh, whoa, oh, oh Oh, oh-oh I'll get him hot, show him-"
"i think you shouldn't..." Lilith deadpanned as she covered his mouth with her hand
"bro this episode is TRASH...why you skipping requests dude?" Y/n asked
"what?" Lilith raised her eyebrow
"SHE'S GOT ME LIKE NOBODY!" Cheeta yelled before Lilith open a hand on his mouth again with a groan.
"finally message for you guys said 'why does team eliminated have their voting icons re-centered but you guys don't'"
"OH MY GOODNESS BROOKLYN GUY!" MePhone4 groaned loudly
"COME ON YOU GUYS JUST HAVE TO POINT OUT ALL OF MY MISTAKES HUH!?" Brooklyn Guy said infuriated by the fans of the show
"FIX IT!" MePhone4 ordered
"I WILL, JEEZ!" Brooklyn Guy grumbled
"okay whatever for the Nerds, Lilith got a message that said 'LOVE IS JUST A CHEMICAL REACTION? YOU'RE RIGHT! But isn't like...well, isn't there still a good emotion behind it? I mean someone can be emotionally moved by chemistry, so THEEEEEREEEEEFORE love is in fact possible, you just gotta find the right person. Also what about platonic love? Like as in loving a family member platonically'"
"i mean sure, i just meant as in i don't believe in love between two different people...it's just a temporary reaction in the human emotion system, also i think platonic love is different, of course I'd love my parents immediately but for a person to fall in love with another different person immediately? that's just stupid and can be explained by science....i tried debunking something concerning love before but that didn't work out well...'
"wow baby...if you're that nerdy then you must have some good brain eh?" Junior said seductively as he winked at Lilith
"...i wish Amity was still here to hit you in the face with fire" Lilith groaned angrily
"well I'm not falling in love ever again..." Liekable muttered
"I'm sorry what I've done?" Cherzi said which earned her a glare from Liekable to which she sighed at.
"for Cody this message said 'I ran outta shit again. Um, here take this... Necronomicon'"
"ew...this book has a face!" Brooklyn Guy said with disgust before throwing it at Cody's lap
"face you see...this will be useful for later" Cody said with a perverted snicker
"this man's sussery is unstoppable..." Peter said as Cody was seen kissing the book
"for B this message said 'Glad you'll be taking an investigation on what happened to Billy. I liked Billy. Poor Billy dude...also I feel like being called Mr. Beast is a compliment since he's a known philanthropist. Also I'd like to ask one thing about the legality of Mr Madness, it counts as self defense, does it not? If Mr Madness is a danger, would there be some sort of law in place that forces MePhone to keep Mr Madness dead due to his actions? Like would bringing Mr Madness back to life be considered an act of terrorism?'"
"oh well the investigation is no longer needed, also i didn't know that this person is a philanthropist...how nice! also I'd need more information regarding this entire incident with Madness..." Mr.B inquired from MePhone4
"do we really need to still talk about this...I ALREADY REVIVED THAT BOZO!" MePhone4 groaned
"which was pointless..." Taco muttered
"SHUSH!" Vectorman warned her
"well that dude was mad because MePhone brought him back to life only to compete in our shitty game...i guess he was pissed off due to being seen only as a pawn or something" Brooklyn Guy shrugged
"aw, well...i guess he had a reason for being upset, however attacking the contestants was definitely not needed, things could've been better handled diplomatically than anything else to be quite honest, but alas...he is at least back home and well, i wouldn't exactly suggest bringing him back though for the safety of the people in here" Mr.B advised calmly
"pfft...i mean at least that was some intense drama right?" MePhone4 chuckled while Mr.B just gave him a unamused look
"amusing...however the whole law of keeping certain people dead is a bit complicated to answer to be quite honest, also i sort of had déjà vu regarding the whole terrorism comment...hm" Mr.B hummed in thought
"YOU JUST COMMITTED TERRORISM!" Y/n wheezed
"also you received this video" Chef Pee Pee before playing it on the projector
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after the video...
"MR.BEEAAASTT!" Peter yelled while doing the pose
"MR.BEEAAASTT!" Junior yelled as well while doing the pose
"MR.BEASSST!" Cheeta yelled while...ah you get it already
"oh goodness" Mr.B sighed with a face-palm
"okay let's move on to the muff messages...first message for Vectorman said 'I SLAY SO LOUD THAT THE NEIGHBORS CALLED THE COPS ON ME QUEEN!' is the single handed funniest quote I've heard from the season. Only to be rivaled by the whole Jeffy is gone party, I mean that was a gold mine of beautiful one liners'"
"thanks bro, i just be slaying all the time you know?" Vectorman laughed
"a little too much to be honest" Candle giggled as Peter annoyed Mr.B with the whole Mr.Beast shout and pose
"to the asshole brat here, this message said 'Oh boy my daddy loves me he says I'm an angel, BITCH YOU BLEW UP THE ENTIRETY OF THE SOUTH POLE BECAUSE SANTA DIDN'T GIVE YOU PRESENTS. THAT'S RIGHT, THIS MAN HAS DESTROYED THE ENTIRE GLACIER ENVIRONMENT AND KILLED HUNDREDS OF POLAR BEARS BECAUSE HE GOT PETTY. HEY GUYS, SANTA CLAUS *WAS* REAL. WAS. HE'S DEAD NOW BECAUSE JUNIOR BLEW HIM UP. Nuclear warfare over presents. What kind of sick bastard are you? You forgot the true meaning of Christmas to become the true meaning of evil... good observation with the whole team leader thing tho'"...JUNIOR WHAT THE HELL?" Chef Pee Pee yelled at the kid.
"oh my god calm down! you would've done the same if you were me, besides who even cares about the southern northern pole anyways? also maybe if the polar bears hid in their little igloos or whatever then maybe they would've survived so like the fault is in them not me, so ya know just get wrecked slash cry more slash take the L cause this is definitely none of my fault, I'm a angel and wouldn't do anything bad to anyone" Junior said with a innocent smile as a halo appeared on his head
"Junior...i hope you realize that you admitted to your crime on television right now" Cody sighed
"wait...can we cut this part?" Junior asked to which MePhone4 shook his head with a smirk
"okay, some of you need to be taken in for questioning..." Mr.B said flatly
"agreed" Lilith deadpanned
"for fatass here this message said 'Have this....fuck it I ran out of shit. Um. Door handle?'" Chef Pee Pee sighed before giving Tubby a golden door handle
"oooh shiny" King Tubby looked at it in awe
"best gift hands down" Cheeta declared with awe as well
"alright MePhone, you have messages too...the first one is 'if you could replace donut with a different bfb/tpot contestant, who would you choose instead?'"
"why would they ask that?" Donut asked with a scowl
"nobody can replace my bro here!" Monotaro said before hugging Donut tightly to the point of choking him nearly.
"aw gee...probably Lollipop or something, anybody with a attitude would be perfect" MePhone4 shrugged
"oh yeah bring in more people with deep boy voices...did nobody comment that about Test Tube?" Y/n asked
"don't judge her" Liekable sighed
"just saying...weird choice for a voice" Y/n said with a shrug
"okay road sign" Peter scoffed
"BRUH...YOUR CARTOON IS CANCELED!" Y/n countered
"oh hell nah...you just didn't bring that up" Peter growled angrily
"next message for MePhone is 'Honestly, you kinda had a point when you said "Look at Leshawna" because she got eliminated because people mentioned her name and it was taken as a vote, I'm not joking. Granted not as bullshit as Survivor Game Changer's Cirie who got eliminated because of three people had immunity idols, one person had an advantage that worked like an immunity Idol, and another person had individual immunity, which made there be Cirie to be the only one to receive votes. Or the Totem Pole Season 2 where only two people could be up for elimination and one of the two chose to use an idol. Actually, not as bullshit as Cucumber and Coop you straight up went random on their asses.'"
"i think i eliminated them pretty fairly, blame my fingers not me dude" MePhone4 said showing his dirty hands to the camera
"i don't think that was fair" Lilith said while looking at the host's nasty hands.
"who cares, the less competition the better" Taco smirked
"HUSH!" Cheeta said while Taco rolled her eyes with a groan
'next message said 'MePhone gets MePad Cum Flavored cookies because he is a horny man!'"
MePhone randomly gets shoved some cookies in his arms to which he growls angrily
"OKAY THAT DOES IT, I'LL THROW THESE IN HELL!" MePhone4 said before raising his hands in the air
"WAIT!" Cody yelled causing MePhone4 to stop and look at him in confusion
"...can i have them?" Cody asked
"oh my...THAT'S NASTY!" Mr.B gagged
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"you people need to have some manners for once...oh god!" Mr.B quickly threw up in the toilet afterwards
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"the people watching this are equally insane as the rest of the people in this show...oh great" Lilith face-palmed
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Cody was seen munching on the cookies in the bathroom before noticing that the camera was filming him...
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"hmm, you know these actually tasted nice" Cody said as he finished licking his fingers as then everyone was seen sitting as far away from him then.
"okay MePhone this one just says 2'" Chef Pee Pee said before throwing the note into the fire
"L host, I'm definitely better" MePhone4 bragged
"i beg to differ" Donut rolled his eyes
"okay Brooklyn Guy this message was meant for you 'is there a GoAnimate Guy? Also these messages are getting old, so, hey can I ask if you'll want to do the whole military school thing again since Junior is...acting *rather* immature. Maybe someone should burn his train set in front of him?'"
"oh god let's not talk about that guy...also why not, i guess this is kinda like military school too...except everybody is getting tortured" Brooklyn Guy hummed
"please not that again..." Junior shivered
"alright then now I'll read mine messages, this one said 'Okay but Fernando sounds like a cool name. I'm sorry is anyone else going by the nickname Fernando? No.'" well thank you!" Chef Pee Pee smiled
"sounds like a ped-o-file to be honest" Peter said causing Chef Pee Pee to frown angrily next.
"whatever...my next message was 'Here’s a gift for you'" Chef Pee Pee then looked around before noticing that the large box was empty
"wait where's my-" a meteoroid then came crushing Chef Pee Pee causing the others to yelp in shock
"HAHA!" Junior laughed
"yikes" MePhone4 winced
"okay I've had it with you viewers...revive him immediately!" Mr.B ordered the host to which they did with a eye roll
"FUCK EVERYONE THAT'S WATCHING THIS!" Chef Pee Pee flipped off the camera
"geez..." Liekable sighed
"anyway that's all the messages today, i haven't had time for personal messages for you guys so...let's just get to the challenge already, BOOM!" MePhone4 then teleported the others away.
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they arrived at another part of the island with a large stage and a bunch of chairs placed around
"woah...what's this all for?" Cheeta asked
"glad you asked cheeto man, today's challenge is actually going to be a relaxing one...kinda, you'll be singing!" MePhone4 announced
"OH YEAH!" Vectorman cheered
"me and my staff members will be the judges, all you guys need to do is either make a original song or just cover an existing one, then you guys have to make music videos so that we can show them on the big screen on stage while you guys perform live ON STAGE as well...that's not necessary but ya know extra points for it maybe, shouldn't be that hard" MePhone4 shrugged
"but what if we can't sing?" Cody asked
"that's your problem" MePhone4 chuckled
"anyways you guys can go backstage where you can find a bunch of equipment for you to use, we'll be begin the show once everybody submits the video tapes...good luck!" Brooklyn Guy waved at them before he walked away with the two others while everyone stared at each other in confusion.
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back in the backstage...
everybody was seen waiting around before Lilith came with Mr.B
"okay this is kinda insane but there's a bunch of sets we could use, it's like high budget equipment..." Lilith explained
"also there's a bunch of computers so if nobody here knows how to play any instrument then i suppose just choosing one of us to sing over a existing song instrumental would be just fine" said Mr.B
"where's the fun in that, i already know my way with a guitar!" said Cheeta as he shredded a riff with his red guitar
"i can play the drums!" Monotaro exclaimed
"when you say that, do you mean with actual skill or just going berserk?" Donut asked
"...yeah" Monotaro answered
"well now i can only dance..." King Tubby admitted
"whatever, we should go first" Taco demanded
"AS IF! how about you assholes fuck off and wait until everybody else is done making their song?" Y/n asked rudely much to Taco's anger
"why you...oh fine whatever, we'll beat you in this game regardless, come on Z!" Taco pouted before walking away from the others with Cherzi.
"hmm bozos" Vectorman school his head at the two.
"is it okay if we can go first?" Mr.B asked
"but why?" Junior complained
"just leave them to it, we'll be outside in the meantime so take your time" Candle said before dragging Junior by the ear outside while the others followed through.
"okay who's going to sing?" Lilith asked after everyone left.
"why not me, I've made a hit song before" Cody offered
"actually...i was thinking that I could sing, i know a good song for this, and a idea for our music video" said Mr.B
"i guess that's fine" Cody shrugged
"what idea?" Lilith asked him
"well...i was thinking of you drawing several pictures, i can describe them to you, we'll use them on the video as i think the song lyrics could be fitting" Mr.B explained
"hmm...then i should go get some pen and paper" Lilith said before walking away from the two.
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meanwhile outside...
everybody was seen sitting on the chairs chatting with each other...well Liekable was seen leaning against a chair away from the rest.
that is until Candle walked up to him.
"hello, why aren't you discussing your plans with your teammates?" Candle asked
"i don't know..." Liekable sighed
"...is this about Cherzi, she can't hurt you anymore you know" Candle said to which Liekable just shrugged
"i guess...i really don't care anymore" Liekable muttered
".....it's about your past right?" Candle asked next causing Liekable to look down at her.
"i...know that you may be wondering just how I've managed to convince Amity to leave, or how i found out about Cherzi abusing you...my guidances help me a lot and...i..i know this is a invasion of privacy but....i know what happened to you and your sister" Candle said with a wince as Liekable just stared at her emotionlessly
"i...just wish to let you know that you shouldn't put all this guilt on yourself dear, you shouldn't blame yourself for what happened...my guidances told me that you're really a good person...you shouldn't think otherwise about yourself" Candle said with a gentle tone
"...thanks" Liekable sighed softly " but I've kept telling myself all the time, but it just doesn't matter...i have to deal with this guilt every on c e in a while...i just really don't think it m a tter s, I'll always deal with it, whether i take multiple types of drugs or drink myself to waste...I'll just forget as always... "
"do you want to go Liekable...to home i mean, i could tell MePhone again and-"
"i don't have a home, even if i managed to save up enough for one...I'll just end up moving out again, i always travel around...i don't feel like i belong anywhere yet, maybe one day I'll find something that completes me...i could've just ended it all a while ago...the only reason i stayed alive for a while back in the killing game was because i wanted to protect everyone, i just wanted to be strong for them...only to end up realizing that they were all trapped due to me and my stupidity..." Liekable grumbled quietly.
"...." Candle watched him silently as he then leaned off the tree
"and now she says that she's sorry, yeah right...nobody is ever sorry, they only like me for my usefulness...listen i gotta go to the team now, I'll be okay...just don't worry about me, usually i know what i wanna do in situations like this...thank you for talking to me by the way...good luck with your song" Liekable gave her a small smile before walking away as she just continued to watch her leave before she eventually sighed
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back with team muff...
"so what song should we play dudes?" Vectorman asked
"a classical rock and roll would be delightful!" said King Tubby
"NO WAY, i know a song that would totally help us win and get us a bunch of muff along the way!" Junior exclaimed
"sweet then so how do we do this?" Vectorman asked their leader
"well I'll be the one singing, you guys be the background dancers and oh, get me a bunch of baby oil!" Junior told them while the two others just gave each other confused looks
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"CHEETO i know a song to sing" Y/n stated
"aw really, my guitar is all ready to go!" Cheeta said holding his red guitar
"BRUV everybody is just going to download the instrumental versions of the songs...we can pretend to play the instruments, just help me with the fucking music video!" Y/n groaned
"alright then!" Cheeta threw the guitar away which accidentally hit Donut over his head
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"ow..." Donut rubbed the back of his head in annoyance
"so what song should we pick fellers!?" Monotaro asked in excitement
"i...know one, and i can sing too..." Liekable said with a low voice
"NICE!" Monotaro yelled startling Liekable
"well that's good, i guess we could just make the music video and stay in the back while you get the main spotlight" Donut shrugged
"that's not necessary...we'll be the main stars all together okay?" Liekable asked with a soft smile
"I'M A ROCKSTAR!" Monotaro yelled again
"sheesh...well that's nice to hear Liekable, i just hope we won't be eliminated today...and i lost my G.O.F.E card...get out of elimination card...just pointing that out" Donut muttered
"since when did you become Donut?" Monotaro giggled
"I'M JUST NERVOUS OKAY!?" Donut shouted
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"alright see we should perform a rap song, you know the one that goes I pUt THe NeW ForGis on The jeep? yeah then we can just shoot a video of me naked and walking down the street and-"
"actually Peter...may i be the one to sing, a different song if you will" Candle asked
"BRUH...but i wanted to dedicate this song to Y/n..." Peter whined
"please Peter...it's important to me" Candle gave him a sad face
"aw...okay i guess that's okay" Peter shrugged
"thank you dear..." Candle smiled softly
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"Aha!" Taco laughed while holding Donut's card "i can easily avoid elimination with this, that stupid Candle will learn just what happens whenever someone messes with me!"
"okay, and you don't think that MePhone would just take away the card that you literally stole from Donut...he already hates you by now so your plan is pathetically flawed to no limit" Cherzi said harshly
Taco stared at her for a moment before groaning and just tearing up the card into pieces afterwards
"whatever...we just need to win today, we should find a song already...too bad these buffoons refuse to let us go first...goodness just who do they think they are!?" Taco asked angrily
"hm..." Cherzi merely hummed and just looked really bothered right now.
"everything alright Z?" Taco asked while glaring at Candle from all over the next seat
"....i know what song to sing" Cherzi said suddenly much to Taco's surprise
"excellent, then all we need now is a music video and-"
"no we don't, we just need a single picture" Cherzi told her with a sigh
"what...but that's ridiculous, we won't get extra points without one" Taco grumbled in annoyance
"just shut up T aco..." Cherzi sighed as she stood up
"huh? where are you going?" Taco asked but Cherza didn't seem to listen as she left he r teammate behind
"....." Taco stared after her for a moment before sighing "well i guess we'll be eliminated tonight...oh what am i saying?" she just grumbled before walking away as well
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eventually after everybody picked their songs and made the music videos...
MePhone4 was seen sitting next to Brooklyn Guy and Chef Pee Pee in front of the stage
"good evening people, this is MePhone speaking to you live right now on TOTAL CROSSOVER BATTLE!" MePhone4 shouted dramatically
"was that really necessary?" Chef Pee Pee groaned at him
"tonight's challenge will be change of pace for once, several people are going to be singing live in front of us the judges, we'll then score their performance judging by the video and their vocal ability...who's going to get a perfect score i wonder?" Brooklyn Guy asked
"that's unknown for now, however let's get our first contestant out right now which is...JUNIOR AND THE MUFF EATERS!" MePhone4 announced before Junior came out with Vectorman and King Tubby
"seriously?" Lilith groaned at the band name
"um...hi, we don't have a music video but like we can dance and sing for you, actually I'm going to be the one singing and they'll dance so...oh also this song is dedicated to all the hot babes here" Junior winked at the females who merely rolled their eyes at the puppet
"what about the dudes?" Cody grumbled
"okay then start your stupid song" Chef Pee Pee sighed
Junior then cleaned his throat as everyone took their position....before ripping out his shirt and spraying baby oil on himself before the speakers started playing music as Junior started singing
(just pretend that the characters are singing the songs in their own voice lol)
"Oh, you touch my tralala
Mmm, my ding ding dong
La lalala lalala...
Oh, you touch my tralala
La lalala lalala...
Mmm, my ding ding dong
La lalala lalala..."
everybody watched in silence as Junior sung in a deep voice what while his teammates danced in synchronization
"Deep in the night
I'm looking for some fun
Deep in the night
I'm looking for some love
De-de-de-deep in the night
I'm looking for some fun
Deep in the night
I'm looking fo r some-beep!"
Lilith face-palmed along with several others as Junior started singing in a high pitch voice
"You tease me
Oh, please me
I want you to be my love toy
Come near me, don't fear me
I just can't get enough of you, boy"
"Oh, you touch my tralala
La lalala lalala...
Mmm, my ding ding dong
La lalala lalala...
Oh, you touch my tralala
La lalala lalala...
Mmm, my ding ding dong (my ding ding dong)
La lalala la lala..."
"Deep in the night
I'm looking for some fun
Deep in the night
I'm looking for some love"
"You tease me
Oh, please me
I want you to be my love toy
Come near me, don't fear me
I just can't get enough of you, boy"
"Oh, you touch my tralala
La lalala lalala...
Mmm, my ding ding dong
La lalala lalala...
Oh, you touch my tralala
La lalala lalala...
Mmm, my ding ding dong
La lalala lalala...
(My ding ding dong)
Mmm, my ding ding dong
La lalala lalala...
Mmm, my ding ding dong
La lalala lalala...
Oh, you touch my tralala
La lalala lalala...
Mmm, my ding ding dong
La lalala lalala...
Oh, you touch my tralala
La lalala lalala...
Mmm, my ding ding dong (my ding ding dong)
La lalala lalala...
Oh, you touch my tralala
La lalala lalala...
Mmm, my ding ding dong
La lalala lalala...
Oh, you touch my tralala
La lalala lalala...
Oh, you touch my tralala
Mmm, my ding ding dong"
the song then ends as Junior poses with a dramatic and duck face at the ladies
"....WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!" Chef Pee Pee screamed
"hmm i guess it was decent ya know for putting in a nice dance performance I'll give you a 7" said Brooklyn Guy as he held up a sign that read 7
"personally...a 5 from me" MePhone4 shrugged
"well I'm giving it a 1!" Chef Pee Pee grumbled
"that's kinda low..." King Tubby sighed
"yeah man we did everything perfect..." Vectorman said feeling disappointed
"who cares about that, now that I've stolen the hearts of you sexy ladies here, who's making out with me first?" Junior asked the crowd before getting hit in the face with Lilith's shoe
"okay that's 13 points for Team Muff, let's see how the nerds can top this off" MePhone4 said before Mr.B and Cody went into the stage with the latter holding a guitar
"greetings, I'll be singing a special song for you all, my friend Cody will be playing the guitar, the nicely drawn pictures you'll see are made by Miss Henderson there" Mr.B said tipping his hat at Lilith who waved at her team with a smile.
"well more like pretending to play like those bands that do live performances but it's not actually live" Cody said with awkwardness
"ahem...nonetheless, we can begin now" Mr.B said before grabbing hold of the microphone
the big screen above the stage then started playing as the speakers also started to play music
the first drawn picture shows Mr.B and Grosha in their car arguing about their plan to approach a crime scene
"There's gotta be another way out
I've been stuck in a cage with my doubt
I've tried forever getting out on my own..."
then it shows Mr.B surrounded by a bunch of criminals with him wearing a nervous face
"But every time I do this my way
I get caught in the lies of the enemy
I lay my troubles down
I'm ready for you now"
the picture transitions to Grosha coming over to help B then as the pictures change to multiple shots of him defeating the enemies together
"Bring me out
Come and find me in the dark now
Everyday by myself I'm breaking down
I don't wanna fight alone anymore
Bring me out
From the prison of my own pride
My God, I need a hope I can't deny
In the end I'm realizing
I was never meant to fight on my own!"
the scene then smoothly transitioned to Mr.B inside a familiar cafeteria standing next to the people that were trapped inside the killing game before the picture zoomed into his eyes showing a glimpse of anxiety
"Every little thing that I've known
Is every thing I need to let go
You're so much bigger than the world I have made
So I surrender my soul
I'm reaching out for your hope
I lay my weapons down
I'm ready for you now"
then it shows Mr.B in the class trial discussing the murder of their friends with all the others having angry and scared faces while Mr.B had a regretful one
"Bring me out
Come and find me in the dark now
Everyday by myself I'm breaking down
I don't wanna fight alone anymore
Bring me out
From the prison of my own pride
My God, I need a hope I can't deny
In the end I'm realizing
I was never meant to fight on my own
then it a little clip of Cody shredding the guitar before the screen shows multiple pictures of Mr.B discovering the dead bodies of everyone that has been murdered before zooming into his eyes that were now full of guilt and regret
"I don't wanna be incomplete
I remember what you said to me
I don't have to fight alone.."
it then shows a picture of Mr.B with all of the remaining students smiling together with what little hope they have before it goes back to show every single event that happened while being in the killing game before finally it stops at a picture of two of his friends lying dead in a certain room...
"Bring me out
Come and find me in the dark now
Everyday by myself I'm breaking down
I don't wanna fight alone anymore
Bring me out
From the prison of my own pride
My God, I need a hope I can't deny
In the end I'm realizing
I was never meant to fight on my own!"
the final pictures then show Mr.B working together with his friends on the last trial before it then shows all of the dead people now back alive all staring at the camera together with smiles including Mr.B and Grosha as the screen fades to black and the music stops afterwards.
the crowd then cheers after that with Mr.B bowing down with a smile
"you drew my nose wrong but whatever" Y/n said to Lilith as he clapped joyfully
"THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL...WAHH!" Cheeta started crying after seeing a picture of Cid's dismantled body and quickly held King Tubby with a tight hug
"there there..." King Tubby patted him on the back
"oh whatever..." Taco rolled her eyes
"so what did you guys think?" Cody asked the judges
"well i think it had a nice message, the pictures were drawn well so...i give you a 7" said Chef Pee Pee holding a sign board
"i liked that little guitar solo so it's a 7 from me too buddy" Brooklyn Guy said holding a board too
"hmm...a slideshow video really?....eh I give you 6 points for the smooth transitions at least" MePhone4 shrugged
"20 points then, I guess that's fine" Cody said before he walked down the stage with B
"that was really nice B..." Liekable smiled as Mr.B sat down next to his team members
"thank you my friend" Mr.B smiled back before Y/n went on stage with Cheeta
Y/n grabbed the mic and began to speak into it
"okay so-"
"BOOOOOO! L MUSIC GET OFF THE STAGE!" Peter yelled and threw a tomato which hit Cheeta in the face
"BITCH SHUT UP! this is a cover of second chance by shinedown, i don't know why you dumbasses didn't credit your own cover songs but whatever, let's do this cheeto" Y/n said with a nod to which Cheeta returned before the speakers started playing music
the big screen then showed the outside of a house before quickly zooming in one of the windows before we see Y/n leaning against the wall while a silhouette of two people were seen arguing as their shadows were depicted as having clowns and angry eyes casting over Y/n
"My eyes are open wide
By the way
I made it through the day
I watch the world outside
By the way
I'm leaving out today..."
Y/n quickly stands up before walking out of the door leaving the two silhouettes alone before we see him in the hallway as every step he takes creates a crack on the floor he then steps outside to see something shining in the sky
"I just saw Hayley's comet, she waved
Said "why you always running in place?
Even the man in the moon disappeared
Somewhere in the stratosphere"
the shining thing turned out to be a meteoroid which went above Y/n before he turns back to see it destroying his house with his parents inside, and instead of running back to check on them Y/n just turns back as if he didn't care before walking away into the road.
"Tell my mother
Tell my father
I've done the best I can
To make them realize
This is my life
I hope they understand
I'm not angry, I'm just saying
Sometimes goodbye is a second chance"
Y/n was then seen walking past many faceless people who were checking on the destroyed house while some of them looked at Y/n in anger as he didn't seem to care about the fact that his entire family was killed just now.
"Please don't cry one tear for me
I'm not afraid
Of what I have to say
This is my one and only voice, so listen close
It's only for today..."
we then see a bunch of meteoroids come striking down the faceless people while avoiding Y/n somehow as he continues to walk forward while singing
"I just saw Hayley's comet, she waved
Said "why you always running in place?
Even the man in the moon disappeared
Somewhere in the stratosphere"
we then see both Y/n and Cheeta in a tall mountain as the latter played the guitar while the former played on the drums while singing
"Tell my mother
Tell my father
I've done the best I can
To make them realize
This is my life
I hope they understand
I'm not angry, I'm just saying
Sometimes goodbye is a second chance"
we then see Y/n standing on the edge of the mountain looking down.
"Here's my chance
This is my chaaaace!"
Y/n quickly jumped off the mountain and fell down flapping his arms before suddenly the two silhouettes from behind caught him with their hands before bringing him to their faces where Y/n sees their usual angry eyes now turned to sadness with tears running down their faces
"Tell my mother
Tell my father
I've done the best I can
To make them realize
This is my life
I hope they understand
I'm not angry, I'm just saying
Sometimes goodbye is a second chance
Sometimes goodbye is a second chance
Sometimes goodbye is a second chance..."
the video ends with Y/n laying down on the huge palm before the camera zooms away from him and into the nightsky where another larger meteoroid comes down covering the camera view before everything turned to black.
after the song some of the people cheer and clap for Y/n and Cheeta's performance
"okay okay i see...but they didn't get hit by a car though" Peter nitpicked before Y/n threw a guitar at his face
"well i thought the music video was weird, the song was alright...a little repetitive but still nice so uh...6 out of 10" Chef Pee Pee raising a sign board
"that hit me hard, my mom fucking hates my guts so...i guess i could relate so....how about a 7?" Brooklyn Guy raised his sign board
"ouch, the edge was strong in this one...5" MePhone4 said causing Y/n to roll his eyes
"alright that's 675 points!" Cheeta cheered
"it's 18..which is what this show is going to be rated after i insert my stuff in MePhone's mouth tonight when he's asleep" Y/n grumbled before getting off the stage with his teammate
"we should go next-"
"EHHH!" MePhone4 made a buzz sound at Taco with a thumbs up "actually why don't Candle and Peter go next?"
Taco groaned angrily while Candle and Peter went on stage next as Peter then brought in a piano from behind the curtains
"hello friends, I'll be singing a song for a special person here..." Candle said looking at Liekable
"but Jeffy is gone" Junior pointed out
"not that type of special..." Lilith rolled her eyes
"i don't have a music video but...i hope you enjoy nonetheless" Candle said before Peter got in the piano seat with a microphone set before the music started to play
tthen Candle began to sing with Peter as a background vocal
"Hold up
Hold on
Don't be scared
You'll never change what's been and gone..."
"May your smile (may your smile)
Shine on (shine on)
Don't be scared (don't be scared)
Your destiny may keep you warm"
"'Cause all of the stars are fading away
Just try not to worry, you'll see them someday
Take what you need, and be on your way
And stop crying your heart out"
"Get up (get up)
Come on (come on)
Why're you scared? (I'm not scared)
You'll never change what's been and gone"
"'Cause all of the stars are fading away
Just try not to worry, you'll see them someday
Take what you need, and be on your way
And stop crying your heart out"
"'Cause all of the stars are fading away
Just try not to worry, you'll see them someday
Just take what you need, and be on your way
And stop crying your heart out"
"We're all of the stars, we're fading away
Just try not to worry, you'll see us some day
Just take what you need, and be on your way
And stop crying your heart out"
"Stop crying your heart out
Stop crying your heart out
Stop crying your heart out..."
Candle stops singing then as Peter stops playing on the piano before the crowd erupts into cheers
Liekable smiled as he clapped for the performance while Candle bowed while Peter was seen flexing his muscles and making dramatic poses as if people were talking his pictures
"that was beautiful...although i don't think I'd stop crying my heart out being stuck with Bowser or Braxton...whatever, I give this an 8" said Chef Pee Pee holding a sign
"i give it a 7, because i just cry my ass off everyday knowing what my life is like" Brooklyn Guy sighed deeply
"no music video? kinda cringe, i give it a 5" MePhone4 shrugged
"YOU MOTHERFUCKER!" Peter flipped him off angrily
"it's alright Peter, 20 points is better than nothing" said Candle calmly before walking off the stage as Peter continued flipping off MePhone4
as Candle was walking to her seat...
"hey...that was a good performance" Cherzi said while Candle looked a little surprised before smiling
"thank you..." Candle whispered before going to her seat as Taco gave Cherzi a look of disbelief to which Cherzi just shrugged at.
"alright now Daniels you can go next" said Brooklyn Guy.
"are you coming Liekable?" Donut asked as Liekable was seen leaning his head back on the chair
"yeah just...let me mentally prepare myself" Liekable said before taking a deep breath
"i can't wait to show everyone my drumming skills!" Monotaro said cheerfully
"they won't even hear it...nevermind" Donut sighed as Monotaro started hitting the chairs
"...alright let's go" Liekable said before standing up with a nod before he walked towards the stage with his friends
"alright now so what are you going to sing for us?" Chef Pee Pee asked as Donut held a guitar while Monotaro sat next to a drum set while Liekable held a microphone
"this is going to be our cover of Push by matchbox twenty....we also have a music video" said Liekable while eyeing everyone and then eventually leading his gaze on Cherzi who merely stared back in silence.
"alright then go ahead" MePhone4 said waving his hand.
Liekable nodded before putting the mic next to his mouth as the music started
the big screen shows the music video
the guitar plays softly as we see a blurry vision of somebody walking towards the camera before the view clears up before we see Liekable wobbling with a bunch of strings attached to his limbs much like a puppeteer controlling their puppets before Liekable started singing
"Said I don't know if I've ever been good enough
I'm a little bit rusty, and I think my head is cavin' in
And I don't know if I've ever been really loved
By a hand that's touched me
And I feel like something's gonna give..."
Liekable then falls into the ground in a unusual position
" And I'm a little bit angry, well
This ain't over, no, not here
Not while I still need you around
You don't owe me, we might change, yeah
Yeah, we just might feel good!"
he looks up to see Donut and Monotaro in the distance talking to each other before Liekable tries to get up and cut loose off his strings only to suddenly be pulled back by them before falling back to the ground roughly
"I wanna push you around
Well, I will, well, I will
I wanna push you down
Well, I will, well, I will
I wanna take you for granted"
Donut then sees Liekable being dragged away by the strings before he informs Monotaro to which the two then run over to save him, they arrived at a alleyway before seeing Liekable be thrown inside a cage and locked away.
"Well, I wanna take you for granted
Yeah, yeah, well, I will...
She said I don't know why you ever would lie to me
Like I'm a little untrustin'
When I think that the truth is gonna hurt ya"
Donut tried opening the cage as Liekable laid there without movement before Monotaro quickly suggested something before the two ran away leaving Liekable to slowly get up
"And I don't know why you couldn't just stay with me
You couldn't stand to be near me
When my face don't seem to want to shine
'Cause it's a little bit dirty, oh, well
Well, don't just stand there, sayin' nice things to me"
Liekable then was seen moving around the walls trying to find an exit as he looked up to see a large hand pulling on on his strings to entertain them as he then held his hair in frustration
"'Cause I've been cheated, I've been wronged and you
You don't know me, yeah, well, I can't change
Well, I won't do anything at all!"
Liekable then was seen ramming his shoulders on the cage door trying to break away without any success as the strings tried pulling him back away from the door.
"I wanna push you around
Well, I will, well, I will
I wanna push you down
Well, I will, well, I will
I wanna take you for granted
Yeah, I wanna take you for granted
Yeah, yeah, well, I will"
Donut came back with Monotaro with a hammer and scissors before the former started hitting the lock on the cage while Liekable sat inside holding onto the bars as he was trying to be pulled up by the strings
"Oh, but don't bowl me over
Just wait a minute, well, it kinda fell apart, things
Things get so crazy, crazy
Don't rush this, baby
Don't rush this, BABY, BAAAABY!"
Donut finally broke down the lock before Monotaro quickly got inside and clipped all of the strings from Liekable's body as he dropped from the ground then.
"I wanna push you around
Well, I will, well, I will
I wanna push you down
Well, I will, well, I will
I wanna take you for granted, yeah, yeah, yeah"
the three then quickly got out of the cage and ran away as the large hand broke the cage anger and tried catching them all.
"I wanna take you, take you
Yeah, well, I will
I will, I will, I will, yeah
Well, I will, well, I will, yeah"
the hand came close to the three but they quickly got inside a tight alleyway which prevented the hand from catching them as it just shook angrily before slamming itself onto the ground in defeat
"Push you around
And drag you down
I wanna push you around
Well, I will...."
the scene shows Liekable walking away with Donut and Monotaro down the road peacefully as the camera pans back to show all of the strings down on the ground and no longer attached to Liekable's body...
Liekable then panted heavily as the crowd stared at them in silence...
Cherzi was seen with a pained expression as she seen just who this was meant for...
"that was....amazing, i give it a 9!" Chef Pee Pee said holding a sign board happily
"it hit way too close to home....9 as well" Brooklyn Guy said with a sad sniffle
"yeah i guess i can relate....9 from me too" MePhone4 said with a nod
"YAAAY!" Monotaro yelled joyfully
"27 points WE'RE IN THE LEAD!" Donut exclaimed
"yeah...." Liekable said not looking too much excited before he simply left the stage with his team members before sitting back avoiding looks from anyone else
"i...we're doomed" Taco whimpered and buried herself in her hands as Cherzi merely got up without another word before walking into the stage and facing the crowd who just gave her annoyed looks and glares
"MAN SOMEBODY GET THIS SKID MARK OFF MY FACE!" Vectorman booed
"oh look it's the abuser!" Brooklyn Guy said mockingly
"YOU LITERALLY LAUGHED IN MY FACE WHEN A WOMAN SEXUALLY ASSAULTED ME BEFORE!" Chef Pee Pee snapped
"oh...i don't remember that" Brooklyn Guy said with a innocent whistle
"okay cotton candy, go ahead" MePhone4 said with a yawn
Cherzi sighed before the big screen above her just showed a still picture of a broken heart with the words I'm Sorry written below.
then the music started playing
"Find me here and speak to me
I want to feel you, I need to hear you
You are the light that's leading me
To the place where I find peace again..."
"You are the strength that keeps me walking
You are the hope that keeps me trusting
You are the life to my soul
You are my purpose, you're everything..."
"And how can I stand here with you
And not be moved by you?
Would you tell me how could it be
Any better than this?
Yeah..."
"You calm the storms and you give me rest
You hold me in your hands, you won't let me fall
You still my heart and you take my breath away
Would you take me in, take me deeper now?"
"And how can I stand here with you
And not be moved by you?
Would you tell me how could it be
Any better than this?"
"And how can I stand here with you
And not be moved by you?
Would you tell me how could it be
Any better than this....?"
''CAUSE YOU'RE ALL I WANT, YOU'RE ALL I NEED!
You're everything, everything!
You're all I want, you're all I need!
You're everything, everything!
You're all I want, you're all I need!
You're everything, everything!
You're all I want, you're all I need!
Everything, everything!!
"And how can I stand here with you
And not be moved by you?
Would you tell me how could it be
Any better than this?"
"And how can I stand here with you
And not be moved by you?
Would you tell me how could it be
Any better, any better than this?"
Cherzi then stops for a moment before looking right into Liekable's eyes.
"Would you tell me how could it be
Any better than this....?"
everybody was silent then while Cherzi just kept staring at Liekable who just had his head hung down by now.
"i...i can't hate this...9 out of 10" Chef Pee Pee admitted as he was struck in awe by the song
"goddammit...why do these type of songs always get me...i give her a 9 too" Brooklyn Guy said wiping his eyes
"since i like to complicate things...I'll give her a 9 as well" MePhone4 smirked
"but that means they're tied..." Mr.B pointed out
"SHE DESERVES TO WIN, HER SONG WAS BETTER THAN ANYONE ELSE!" Taco yelled as matter of factly
"no way Liekable's was better!" Y/n objected
"NO IT WASN'T!" Taco growled at him
"hmm okay how about this, everybody is safe from elimination except for the Daniels and Glorious, we're going to settle this down with a viewer vote, that's right YOU guys at home will be deciding on who deserves to win the challenge Liekable or Cherzi?...meaning that this episode is only part 1....wow that's a first" MePhone4 mused to himself
"viewer vote...but they hate us, THIS ISN'T FAIR!" Taco said with frustration
"and what you did to Amity and Liekable wasn't fair too...own up to your mistakes" Candle said sternly
"well goodbye Cherzi, it was nice knowing you" Peter snorted while Cherzi just looked down.
"...." Liekable just kept silent as everyone mumbled to each other
"well just click on the special link that you'll be seeing on the screen soon...actually type the link when you see it..if you're watching this on the television then how are you supposed to click on...nevermind, just cast your votes and we'll see you on the next part of this episode so...we'll be waiting for you in the meantime" MePhone4 said as he waved at the camera
"wait do you mean literally like we'd just stand here until...wait what?" Brooklyn Guy looked around as MePhone4 just stopped talking or even moving.
"um...is he okay?" Cody asked in concern
everybody stared at MePhone4 before the episode faded to black finally...
voting has ended...
Notes:
well it's up to you now.
also hopefully you enjoyed the songs too...they're BANGERS....
also Amity is gone now and she couldn't even get to listen to the songs she was sent....that's disappointing....oh well DO YOU WANT A BANANA?
Chapter 15: Episode 12: Break Time Over
Summary:
the voting has been decided
Notes:
this episode is meant to be short :)
also if i make any mistakes in this episode then oops my fault, it's getting harder to write these for some reason...
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
Episode 12: Break Time Over
"is he moving...?" Cody asked as Junior poked MePhone4 with a stick
"doesn't seem like it..." Junior said with a sigh
"this is ridiculous..." Taco groaned
"....WELCOME BACK VIEWERS!" MePhone4 suddenly yelled startling everyone.
"...okay?" Lilith said in confusion
"alright bozos the votes are here and...okay yeah no dramatic pause or anything but Liekable won straight up, 6 votes against 1 for Cherzi...yikes" MePhone4 winced
"meaning they're up for elimination" Mr.B said while Taco groaned loudly in the back
"right on, actually since i wanna spite Taco even further, I'm putting both the Daniels and Glorious for elimination, and everyone is going to be voting for who they think deserves to be kicked out of the show...i can already tell what the majority of the votes will be for" MePhone4 smirked at Cherzi
"whatever..." Cherzi shrugged
"you can't do this to us...this is not fair!" Taco said with a frustrated look
"nobody cares about that, hey MePhone how about we have a party before voting, ya know just to relax a little?" Vectorman suggested
"sounds good, a farewell party to the abuser!" MePhone4 exclaimed
"if you knew that she was abusing Liekable then why didn't you stop her?" Candle asked with a stern voice
"okay I'll go bad on that one, besides she didn't really do anything to him for a while now so....LET'S JUST PARTY!" MePhone4 quickly pressed on his body before they all got teleported inside a large area with a bunch of balloons and snacks and a lage banner hanging above that read GOODBYE ABUSER with a chibi style of Cherzi's head on both sides as music started to play then
"EVERYONE SAY BYE BOZO!" MePhone4 yelled
"BYE BOZO!" Peter yelled along with Y/n, Cheeta, Monotaro, Junior, Cody, King Tubby, Vectorman,
"YOU ALL ARE CHILDISH FREAKS!" Taco yelled with extreme anger
"cope" Brooklyn Guy simply said making her angrier
Cherzi sighed deeply before just sitting on a chair with a bored face while the boys did the fortnite L dance
"this is a bit too much" Mr.B said with a sigh
"oh come on B, let's dance for a bit!" said Cheeta
"....okay maybe for a few minutes" Mr.B smiled before joining the others with a laugh.
"THIS CHERZI PACK IS SO GOOD" Y/n said as he pretended to smoke a cigar before coughing loud
"pass that blunt dude" Peter said before Y/n did so as Peter then proceeded to take a large puff before coughing loudly as well.
"this is kind of pointless but sure I guess" Lilith shrugged.
"YEAHHH PUNCHHH!" Monotaro jumped straight at the juice bowl splashing everyone.
"Monotaro get out of there!" Donut quickly ran over to his friend then.
"this is all very delightful!" King Tubby said as he shoved a huge piece of cake inside his mouth.
"calm down Jesus!" Chef Pee Pee said in disbelief as Tubby continued to put a bunch of cake in his mouth.
Candle smiled at everyone having fun before she quickly noticed that Liekable was sitting away from them with his hand over his eyes.
she quickly went over to him in worry.
"Liekable is everything okay?" she asked before Liekable sniffed before looking at her with sad eyes
"please...Candle, can I tell you something?" Liekable asked with a sniffle
"i...of course, what is it?" Candle asked as Liekable nodded before he leaned over to whisper something to her.
-
shortly after the party ended...
everybody was seen in the Elimination Center...
MePhone4 was seen shaking his head at Taco and Cherzi with pity.
"tch tch tch...Glorious, Glorious...Glorious Glorious Glorious-"
"GET ON WITH IT!" Taco yelled at the host who merely rolled his eyes at her.
"alright you Tea Drinker, everybody casted their votes, meaning that one of you will be leaving the island tonight...heck i even casted my vote along with BG and Peepers...and i can already tell who's leaving, but man does it feel fun delaying the inevitable just to upset Taco?" MePhone4 snickered while Taco growled
"well this contains all of the votes, we're going to calculate them so we can see who's eliminated" said Chef Pee Pee before walking away with Brooklyn Guy inside the wooden shack as everyone sat down in silence.
"oh Cherzi..." Taco whimpered and buried her face with her hands as Cherzi just didn't look that bothered...well she was absolutely upset but she didn't show it much.
"what's with the long faces" MePhone4 mocked the two
"shush" Candle gave him a angry stare
"yes momm-.....WHY DO I KEEP SAYING THAT!?" MePhone4 yelled out as Candle just rolled her eyes.
Brooklyn Guy came out of the shack with PP then and the both of them nodded at MePhone4.
"alright...we counted the votes" Brooklyn Guy began as he looked at everybody who stared back at the two.
"yeah and the one getting eliminated tonight is...." Chef Pee Pee stopped for a moment as everybody leaned in while Taco just sighed sadly.
Liekable?
Cherzi gasped with MePhone4
"WHAT!?" MePhone4 said in disbelief.
"huh?" Taco said looking shocked as Cherzi and MePhone4
"....oh haha funny, come on stop messing around you two" MePhone4 rolled his eyes while the two just looked at each other in awkwardness before MePhone4 frowned deeply before going inside the shack.
he quickly came back holding a bunch of notes and seeing Liekable's name written on them...
"what...but this....WHAT'S GOING ON!?" MePhone4 yelled in confusion
"isn't it obvious?" Lilith asked
"we voted for Liekable" Cheeta sighed sadly
"WHY, YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE VOTING FOR CHERZI!" MePhone4 yelled as he was still heavily confused.
"i told them to do it...with Candle" Liekable admitted
"...why?" Cherzi asked
"i...don't feel right, i just can't do it anymore...I'm sorry everyone" Liekable said with a sad face
"man...it's alright, this fucking game and that dumbass forest brought you a lot of pain, it sucks seeing you go but...it was fun spending time with you again" Y/n smiled
"i...i...." MePhone4 uttered in absolute disbelief
"YES WE'RE NOT GETTING ELIMINATED!" Taco yelled cheerfully "HI-FIVE Z!"
but Cherzi just stared at Liekable with a sad face...he was going to leave...?
"look MePhone, he doesn't want to be here anymore, he isn't in the right mental state at the moment, we all agreed to vote him off fairly so you can't object to this" Mr.B calmly said
"UGH....FINE WHATEVER!" MePhone4 threw his hands in the air with frustration
"man...could we get at least a couple of minutes to say goodbye?" Vectorman asked
"okay yeah whatever...since i can tolerate him the most here, I guess you can have a few hours saying goodbye" MePhone4 grumbled
"gee thanks" Peter rolled his eyes at the host
"Liekable...please i just-"
"hey we're talking to our friend here, you can stay with Taco or whatever...let's go Liekable" Cheeta glared at Taco before he and the others left with Liekable.
"hah, this is quite interesting...looks like we won't be leaving after all!" Taco smirked while Cherzi just frowned deeply.
"you guys can leave too" Brooklyn Guy said.
"can't you see we're basking in victory, isn't that right Z?" Taco looked at her friend before noticing that she just disappeared
"Z?" Taco looked around in confusion.
"she just left" Chef Pee Pee explained while Taco stared at the exit blankly
-
after that, Liekable spent some time saying his farewell to the others...
he was then seen in the beach with Candle and Donut as they were just staring at the ocean.
"isn't this nice?" Candle asked with a relaxed sigh
"yeah..." Liekable smiled softly
"do you really want to leave..." Donut asked feeling extremely sad
"I'm sorry...i wish i could stay longer but things are just not right for me right now, i loved spending time with you all in here despite all the suffering we had to endure...Donut you've changed a bit since the first time we met, don't be sad for me okay? you have to lead Monotaro to the finals...I'm counting on you buddy" Liekable smiled warmly at the sad looking food object before he looked at Candle " Candle...thanks for everything, I'll miss you too...."
"I'll miss you as well dear...my blessings are with you, and i hope for you to find your path to true happiness" she said before hugging his leg with Donut .
"thank you for being a good friend..." Donut said with a sniffle before backing away.
"come on Donut, let's leave Liekable for a bit" Candle said before Donut nodded as he waved at Liekable before walking away.
Liekable stared at the ocean for a while then...before soft footsteps were heard behind.
"so you're here..." Cherzi said as she stood next to him.
"yeah" Liekable said simply
the two stood around for a bit just listening to the waves...
"...I'm sorry" Cherzi said suddenly but Liekable didn't bother responding to that.
"i...i was just angry....all my life I've been treated like garbage by everyone....my parents died before I even got to know them, people called me a freak for the way I look....i grew up hating people, and all that I wanted by that time was to rule that town...to burn it to the ground...years and years i tried becoming the queen, and yet I always failed because i didn't even put in any effort...i just wanted to end my life, nothing mattered to me then....but you saved me... then you helped me find that stupid book...made me become queen...became my lover....i never thought I'd ever feel like that towards anyone...but then i started to treat you badly, and i wish i hadn't...then i even....tried to kill you...and you left me....all alone....like how i was always....i...i...I'm sorry...for hurting you....lying to you....for everything...." Cherzi stopped for a moment as she was breathing a little fast
"sorry...i can't even talk right...just a blabbering mess i am...I'm just a mess aren't i? you were right, I'm a sick freak...maybe people were right about me all along...i wish i didn't drive you away...i just...wanted to be loved...." Cherzi trailed off as her voice got lower and slowly moved her hand to Liekable's arm.
"i don't want to be cold anymore...i just want to feel your warmth again....please....forgive me...." Cherzi said as she now hel d o nto his arm with a miserable look
"....it's fine" Liekable said
"...what?" Cherzi looked at him then.
"i...guess i can forgive you for everything you've done, i don't want us to hate each other anymore...and I'm sorry for leaving you alone like that...people wanted to kill you...it wasn't right to do that" Liekable sighed
"then... then can we-"
"no Cherzi" Liekable said abruptly "you kept people as your property, you tried killing me and you lied to me multiple times, you controlled everything I've done and you let the power get to your head, i just can't love you like how i used to before...i can forgive and forget, but to go through something like that again?...i can't...i hope you understand"
"but i-"
"please Cherzi...if you want to make things right between us...please just let me go..." Liekable pleaded desperately as Cherzi gave him a blank expression
"....okay" she said slowly
"thank you...i should go now, i wish you luck with whatever you want to do now...goodbye Cherzi..." Liekable gave her a small smile before leaving as Cherzi merely watched him leave hopelessly...
"ah Z you're here, did that idiot do something to you?" Cherzi heard talking in the back.
Cherzi kept looking at Liekable leave as Taco continued talking.
"come on, we should probably go to sleep already, it was a very risky day for us...it's a good thing we survived the elimination right, what a idiot that Liekable was" Taco said with a small sneer as Cherzi just kept staring at the distance Liekable disappeared to.
"Z...are you ok-"
"SHUT UP!" Cherzi yelled as she turned back to Taco who gasped as she saw tears falling down from the human
"I'M SICK AND TIRED OF HEARING YOUR FUCKING VOICE, I HATED SPENDING TIME WITH YOU, I HATED DOING ANYTHING WITH YOU, AND NOW I MESSED UP EVERYTHING WHEN I COULD'VE FIXED THEM...I FUCKING HATE THIS GAME!" Cherzi yelled angrily while still crying
"but Z i-"
"I HATE EVERYBODY HERE, I HATE THAT PHONE, THOSE PUPPETS, THE MISERABLE CREATURES IN HERE...I FUCKING HATE IT ALL, THE ONLY REASON I STAYED HERE WAS BECAUSE OF LIEKABLE...AND NOW HE'S GONE, I DON'T WANNA PLAY ANYMORE!" Cherzi sniffed while rubbing her eyes.
"Z...please calm down..." Taco said as Cherzi just glared at h er instantly
"QUIT CALLING ME THAT , YOU 'RE ONE OF THE MOST ANNOYING PEOPLE I EVER MET IN MY LIFE, YOU CAN FUCKING WIN THE PRIZE ALL YOU WANT, BECAUSE I'M QUITTING FROM NOW ON!" Cherzi screamed while Taco stepped back with a hurtful expression
"but...i thought we were going to reach the finals together....i thought we were-"
"FRIENDS!?" Cherzi yelled before scoffing "as if i wanna be friends with a fucking taco...and didn't i tell you before...I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND, NOW LEAVE ME ALONE ALREADY!"
Taco was then kicked by Cherzi into the ground as the latter then just stormed off while Taco groaned in pain before slowly getting up
Taco slowly started to tear up....before she growled angrily
"FINE, I DON'T NEED YOU ANYWAYS....STUPID FREAK!" Taco yelled at the top of her lungs before she stormed off as well...
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later Liekable was seen in the circle of talk with the rest...
"it's a shame...but it was nice talking to you again my friend" Mr.B said as he shook hands with Liekable
"yeah man...fucking class trial master right here" Peter chuckled
"I'M GONNA MISS YOU SO MUCH!" Cheeta cried loudly
"ME TOO WAHHH!" Monotaro said before hugging Cheeta as the two cried together
"oh come on..." Lilith sighed
"as royalty...i grant Liekable to leave with a honorary discharge" King Tubby said bowing down as he hands Liekable a full tuna can
"thanks..." Liekable said
"you know Liekable, you had a pretty nice butt too like Cucumber...I'll miss seeing it" Cody sighed while Liekable just looked disturbed
"man..." Y/n grumbled
"it's alright Y/n...try not to cause too much chaos okay?" Liekable smiled at him
"can't really promise that...but I'll try" Y/n smiled back
"thanks for everything Liekable...you taught me a lot actually" Donut admitted
"we're all going to miss you..." Candle said with a sad smile
"yeah man...can you invite me to the Q&A stuff by the way?" Vectorman asked
"hell yeah, just wait until this is over" Peter smirked
"Peter..." MePhone4 groaned
"okay fine fine...no wall breaking" Peter rolled his eyes
"bye i guess, i mean this just means less competition and-" Lilith hits Junior in the back making him stop running his dumb mouth
"you're alright...i guess this is goodbye now" Chef Pee Pee sighed
"yeah...thank god that you don't have to return home to a annoying bitch of a wife..." Brooklyn Guy said with a grunt
"WHAT CITIES WILL BURN BY THE WAY!?" Monotaro asked with snot running down his nose
"hopefully not Seagull Street..." Peter said with a slightly nervous face
"yeah okay sure whatever...any last words Liekable?" MePhone4 asked
"yeah...have fun everyone, and remember that you're not alone...see you later" Liekable gave them a peace sign as everybody waved goodbye before he finally disappeared...
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Liekable was then seen back in the alleyway...the same place he was at before...
he takes a deep sigh before walking away...
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"alright that's that then...go to sleep or whatever" MePhone4 sighed before he teleported away with Brooklyn Guy and Chef Pee Pee as everyone frowned deeply before going back to their cabins...
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Taco was seen sleeping in the cabin alone...no longer next to Cherzi or Amity...
"who needs them...they're going to pay for everything they've done to me" Taco said angrily as she just then closed her eyes with a bunch of thoughts running in her head...
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next morning...
everybody was up earlier and sitting in the circle of talk as they already knew the drill by now...even Cherzi was there, Taco just sat away from her much to the confusion of the others.
MePhone4 then appeared with the two staff members.
"alright campers time for-"
"i wanna quit the game" Cherzi suddenly said
"what?" Cody raised his eyebrow at her
"OH NO, I'M NOT DOING THIS AGAIN DO YOU WANT THIS SHOW TO END QUICKLY IF I KEPT LETTING PEOPLE QUIT!?" MePhone4 yelled angrily
Cherzi then pulled up something from her dress
Mr.B eyes widened in shock "OH NOT THIS AGAIN-"
Cherzi pressed on the detonator before suddenly a large explosion happened in the distance making everybody scream
"SHIT NOW THAT'S REAL TERRORISM!" Peter yelled while holding onto his head
"WHAT THE HELL!?" Chef Pee Pee screamed at her
Cherzi pulled out another detonator while her face remained stoic
"this one is for the staff building, let me leave or I'll destroy your house with the omni laptop inside..." she said calmly
MePhone4 shook angrily before sighing in defeat.
"fine..." he said with a grumpy face
"aren't you going to stop him?" Vectorman asked Taco who looked uninterested
"i don't care..." Taco said flatly
"that's...odd" Lilith muttered
"just teleport me to another place, I don't want to go back to my cave..." Cherzi demanded
"didn't you say you were in a castle before?" Junior asked to which Cherzi didn't bother responding to.
"fine okay whatever...I'll leave you at a farm or countryside...bye bozo" MePhone4 rolled his eyes before doing something with his screen
"good, goodbye you worthless worms...i won't miss you" Cherzi said with a smile
"we won't miss you either..." Cheeta pouted before Cherzi eventually disappeared throwing the detonator
"what just happened..." King Tubby asked in total confusion
"i think she quit because Liekable isn't here anymore..." Lilith explained
"that's for the better" Candle said with a deep sigh
"this is it...I'M ABSOLUTELY ANGRY NOW!" MePhone4 snapped
"why?" Taco asked with a unimpressed face
"TWO PEOPLE...QUIT...TWO! CHRIS IS PROBABLY LAUGHING HIS BUTT OFF RIGHT NOW...YOU KNOW, I'M MAD AT EVERYONE HERE, YOU ALL ARE SPOILED BRATS...SO YOU KNOW WHAT?" MePhone4 took a deep breath before calming down...
"from now on, no more gifts are allowed along with videos" MePhone4 said calmly
"NOOOO!" Junior yelled in frustration
"and I'm pulling myself from the question forms since you all are bunch of a weirdos sending me nasty and rude messages, that won't happen anymore" MePhone4 declared firmly
"PULL MY NAME TOO, I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THOSE RUDE PEOPLE SENDING US DUMBASS MESSAGES!" Chef Pee Pee yelled angrily
"uh...actually can you not remove me? people can still send me gifts..." Brooklyn Guy said awkwardly
"you can stay, but GIFTS ARE BANNED NOW, since you all wanna ruin my show...in fact I'll have a great challenge prepared for you all tomorrow...just leave me alone now ugh!" MePhone4 groaned angrily before disappearing while the others stared at Brooklyn Guy and PP in awkwardness
"..what a baby" Lilith rolled her eyes
"i don't mind not receiving gifts..." Mr.B shrugged
"well whatever, I'm going to shit in the sink again" Peter grumbled
"QUIT DOING THAT!" Chef Pee Pee yelled before chasing after Peter
"oh things are getting worse already..." Donut sighed
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MePhone4 is then seen in sitting inside his room before turning to the camera with a grumpy face
"what a bunch of bull...listen here all I gotta ask of you now is to come up with a endurance challenge for the others to suffer through, am i ripping off TDI? i don't care, just click on the link below...ugh i need a cookie" MePhone4 sighed angrily before leaving his room with.
Brooklyn Guy then came out of a closet before quickly going to the camera
"yeah just don't mind him...the gifts and video links will return eventually...i just think he's upset for now...anyways hope you guys enjoyed this episode, we'll see you next episode...hopefully" Brooklyn Guy waved at the camera as the episode faded to dark shortly after
Message Submits Have Been Closed, thank you for those who left a message!
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Notes:
oh uh...both OCS ARE OUT!???
yeah so Liekable wasn't really the main character of this fanfic from the beginning at all, and Cherzi's character is going to be improved in my silent hill story later which is going to be another crossover fic by the way, I'll be including a few characters from BDFI and maybe inanimate insanity too, that one would be story driven as this one is just kinda random and for fun only...anyway thanks for reading and casting your votes!
also the removal of the gifts and videos is temporary, and so is MePhone4 pulling himself from the question forms with Lord Peep...at least Brooklyn Guy is there
Chapter 16: Episode 13: Payback
Summary:
MePhone4 has a surprise for the contestants
Notes:
i may have closed the poll earlier than usual...
also sorry if it seems like I'm rushing things through in this chapter, i feel kinda unmotivated at the moment :|
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
Episode 13:
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Taco was seen snoring peacefully in her bed...
that is until she was awaken by a noisy sound...
"uh...wha..?" Taco opens her eyes slowly before getting up from the pillow and looking around before realization finally struck.
she was in the middle of the ocean...
".....AUGHHHHH!!!!!" Taco yelled angrily as Peter and Junior were seen giggling to themselves before running away into the woods.
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later in the dining hall where Taco was seen eating away from the others.
she looked at the slop in disgust before she was suddenly hit in the back with the same slop because she growled and looked back only to be hit by another green slop.
"L bozo" Y/n smirked
"why are you guys throwing your food at her?" Lilith asked feeling a little sorry for Taco...keyword a LITTLE.
"yeah i don't get it..." Cheeta said a little confused by the ordeal
"Cheeta you didn't know?" Junior gasped
"know what?" Cheeta asked
"Taco is currently on a very specific skin care routine, and she needs all of this slime on her body, she asked us all yesterday so...let's help her out guys!" Peter explained before throwing another slop at Taco along with Y/n and Junior
"oh, alright then!" Cheeta smiled before throwing green slop at Taco's face
"STOP THIS FOOLISHNESS AT ONCE!" Taco yelled before a bunch of slop gets thrown in her mouth before she started to cough it out with immediate disgust while the others laughed at her.
"come on guys stop this..." Donut sighed at their behavior.
"yeah well...maybe she shouldn't like done all that stuff before though" Vectorman said with a eye roll
"this is literally literally harassment, you know this is against the law right?" Mr.B pointed out sternly
"right, just leave her alone" Cody said
"but she's a bad person?" Monotaro tilted his head in confusion
"perhaps, but i think this is quite overboard" King Tubby said as Taco was now covered in green slop
"leave her alone people" Candle said calmly before Taco emerged from the sloppy pile with a death glare.
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"I SWEAR, EVERYBODY IS GOING TO PAY FOR THIS HUMILIATION!" Taco roared as she punched a hole in the wall...
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"i feel bad...but she still did awful things, ah man what am i suppose to do?" Cheeta sighed deeply
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Over
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Chef Pee Pee came out of the kitchen before seeing everyone and frowning angrily
"oh so you guys are enjoying your breakfast?" Chef Pee Pee asked a little passive aggressively
"not really..." Junior said
"well good, cause i spat on it and put my pubic hair in the slope!" Chef Pee Pee smirked as everyone spat out the food
"WHATS WRONG WITH YOU!?" Mr.B yelled as he cleaned his tongue rapidly
"BRO YOU NASTY AS HECK...i mean i can't eat but STILL!" Vectorman gagged before throwing his plate away
"oh yeah~" Cody immediately started eating the slope while Junior vomited on the ground.
"okay that's severely gross, it's a good thing i didn't eat any of this...thing" Lilith looked at the plate in disgust before pushing it away.
"i ate actual shit before on my food review so whatever" Peter shrugged as he continued to chew casually
"oh my goodness..." Mr.B said before gagging as Chef Pee Pee laughed.
"yeah that's what you all get, NO MORE NICE PP IN THE HOUSE BITCH!" Chef Pee Pee laughed like a insane person before walking away back to the kitchen.
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"okay i get that the fans have been torturing him nonstop, but to do something like that is just wrong..." Lilith groaned with a shiver
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Over
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"okay real talk, what are you guys going to do with the prize?" Y/n asked as he laid his legs on the table
"get ultimate rizz power" Peter said as he tried to make a sexy face
"that's actually a good question...i don't know, maybe get BFDI...again...like the island and...okay that's sort of stupid" Donut sighed
"i wanna reunite with my siblings!" Monotaro exclaimed
"a castle!" King Tubby said with excitement
"a new guitar for me!" Cheeta said with equal excitement
"don't you have 8 already?" Lilith asked
"nothin' wrong with a new one" Cheeta shrugged
"well dang...Amity can't win the prize anymore since she is gone-O-ro-knee now" Vectorman sighed
"gone o...what?" Mr.B gave him a confused face
"well sheesh, probably my previous idea...clean up the trash from earth so I can kick back and relax bruv" Vectorman said shrugging
"gay dudes everywhere, remember?" Cody said
"world peace" Candle smiled
"I WANT THE BIGGEST THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE TOY EVER!" Junior yelled a little too hyper.
"I'd like to get rid of all the crime back in my world...then again Grosha would probably be all upset and uppity that there's nothing else to do, but who needs all that tiresome trouble...can't a person just have a nice evening drinking tea and reading some literature without getting disturbed by another crime report?" Mr.B groaned in frustration
"boomer" Peter coughed
"my age doesn't matter young man" Mr.B pouted
"how old are you even?" Vectorman asked
"i'm in my mid thirties" Mr.B said earning baffled looks from everyone
"okay boomer damn!" Y/n said with amusement
"what about miss oh i wanna quit the show?" Peter asked with a smirk while Lilith rolled her eyes.
"okay well i guess i can use whatever this prize is for the better of mankind, the possibilities of advancing science is very exciting you know?" Lilith said
"you don't sound that excited though" King Tubby stated
"yeah, give us a smile for once!" Cheeta asked
"smiles? oh i am smiling, you guys just have to look closer" Lilith said pointing at her lips.
everybody then leaned in to see a tiny smile on Lilith's mouth
"that's really small..." Junior said
"THAT'S WHAT HE SAID!" Cody quickly said
"OOOOOOOHHH!" Vectorman yelled
Taco grumbled as she wiped off the slope from her body
"stupid fools...useless ideas for the prize, just wait until i win the prize...then you'll see who's meant to rule" she grumbled before the intercom started playing
"EVERYBODY GET YOUR ASSES TO THE CIRCLE OF TALK ALREADY....thank you"
"alright team let's go...team, teaaam...TEEEEEAMMMS!" Peter said with exaggerated while eyeing Taco
"OH SHOVE OFF, I DON'T NEED A TEAM TO WIN THIS!" she snapped at him as Peter chuckled before walking away. with the rest
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later at COF....
"what's up losers?" MePhone4 asked rudely
"okay?" Mr.B said
"oh and this is for you viewers" MePhone4 then pointed his index finger at the camera.
"BRO WHY!?" Vectorman yelled
"that's like fucking rude..." Y/n sighed
"no he has the right idea, FUCK EACH ONE OF YOU THAT ARE WATCHING THIS!" Chef Pee Pee yelled as he flipped off the camera with MePhone4.
"why are you both acting so extra today?" Brooklyn Guy asked
"because i'm petty and upset right now, but whatever let's just get to the messages, I have personal messages too but too bad you won't get to see them" MePhone4 mocked the contestants
"now you're being childish" Donut said feeling agitated by the host
"L" MePhone4 said rolling his eyes
"and I'm not reading the messages so hmph!" Chef Pee Pee pouted
"wooow Chef Pee Pee really, no wonder you suck at your jobs" Junior said with disappointment
"shut the hell up Junior before I put in a dead rat in your food next time..." Chef Pee Pee threatened
"okay calm down you two, I'll start reading the Daniel's messages first, which the first message is 'Wait, if death is cheap where you come from how do you cope with it? Like is there not some...existential horror from it? Why the fuck have I used this phrase "existential horror" twice in these messages? What's wrong with my vocabulary. ALSO I'M SORRY DONUT, I HAVE NO IDEA HOW I MADE THE MISTAKE OF WRITING AN ENTIRE PARAGRAPH INSTEAD OF A FOUR LETTER WORD. *SOB* *SOB* *SOB* FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEE'"
"is it necessary for you to make these sounds?" Lilith asked
"yes..." Brooklyn Guy said simply
"well i don't know, i guess it feels horrifying seeing people die but...as long as they have recovery machines then we don't really worry about it too much" Donut shrugged
"i know who's not recovering from yesterday night" Y/nsl snickered while Taco groaned angrily
"Monotaro this message said 'salute for Leikable'..why do you keep spelling it that way?" Brooklyn Guy asked
"THIS GOES OUT TO MY GOOD FRIEND LIEKABLE URBZ....YOU WERE A GOOD MAN!" Monotaro saluted while crying
"WAAAAAHHH!" Cheeta cried next as he saluted with Monotaro
"oh Cheeta pipe down!" King Tubby said with a groan "he isn't dead at least!"
"oh...oh yeah!" Cheeta said all cheerful again
"thanks a lot for that bitch" Peter said spitting at Taco
"HEY STOP IT!" Taco growled
"next message, 'Hello Team Daniel.Sorry for your loss of your teammember.As For Donut,Can you share the details about your teammates from TPOT?.As for Monotaro,i recognize you.Does your dad plans to make another killing game involving multidimensional crossover?'"
"well i don't know or care...father can do whatever he want without my approval!" Monotaro said with a angry pout
"oh yeah, he killed your ass" Y/n snorted
"should i confirm the characters that are going to be in danganronpa 102?" Peter asked
"if you want to get eliminated then go ahead" MePhone4 said with narrowed eyes
"fine..." Peter rolled his eyes
"oh well, there's Needle, she's kinda scary sometimes...Barf Bag is really nice to us, Coiny...ugh he needs to calm down sometimes, Pin is Pin...Gaty is alright and Saw...well, it was sad to hear that they got eliminated...she really helped us a lot before" Donut sighed sadly
"wow nice team Donut...team....teaaaaammms-"
"SHUT UP!" Taco snapped at MePhone4 who giggled in return
"is everyone from your world a talking object?" Mr.B asked
"not really, there's David, he's kinda creepy..." Donut shivered as he could hear a voice in his head that ssid...AW SERIOUSLY!?
"AW SERIOUSLY!?" David said appearing out of nowhere
"what the!?" Cody looked at the figure in shock
"oh for cookie sake...GET OUT OF MY SHOW YOU DON'T EVEN EXIST IN INANIMATE INSANITY!" MePhone4 yelled at David
"AW SERIOUSLY!?" David said before being teleported away quickly
"how do people keep getting in here randomly?" Candle asked
"how should i know?" MePhone4 shrugged
"okay...next message for the Daniels is 'hey imagine literally nothing. tada that's a gift...technically maybe'"
"annnd....sent" MePhone4 pressed something on his body before smirking.
"what...?" Taco raised her eyebrow
"oh i just sent a nuke to the person who sent this message, that's what they get for breaking the no gift rules" MePhone4 scoffed
"are you...seriously?" Lilith said in disbelief
"yep, anyway next message please" MePhone4 yawned
"if you actually sent a nuke then you're under arrest" Mr.B said with a glare
"what's a nuke?" Cheeta asked
"why, it's just a big bubbly metallic ball containing lots of candy inside" King Tubby explained
"oh I WANT A NUKE THEN!" Cheeta asked in excitement
"i don't think that's a good idea..." Vectorman muttered
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"what's the big deal with nuclear weapons...that didn't work out well with Warhead and I don't think it's ever gonna work out the MePhone either" Vectorman said with a sigh
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"final message said 'Good luck with going to the final! Actually, you don't even need the luck for that.'"
"thanks...it's definitely going to be a little difficult without Liekable" Donut said with a sad sigh
"don't worry Donut, we're going to make it into the finals for him!" Monotaro said with reassurance
"right..." Taco rolled her eyes
"what was that, no friends having ass bozo?" Peter gave her a glare
"you fucked up twice, you had Microphone fine ass on your side, Cherzi's fucking vampire ass...but you fumbled the bag like damn, fuck...guess you ain't getting no play ever if you keep acting like a bitch" Y/n said
"....i won't even waste my breath on any of that nonsense you just spat" Taco said before looking away in annoyance
"okay for team...actually does it even count as a team if Taco is the only one remaining...ah whatever, anyway this message said 'ngl Taco you are taking the fattest L I've ever seen'"
"facts bro, like GODDAMN!" Peter chuckled
"well i simply do not care" Taco said calmly
"cope" Y/n said
"i said i-"
"cope" MePhone4 said abruptly
"...." Taco merely groaned
"next one said 'Taco how does it feel to lose both your allies in one day?'"
"it doesn't matter how i feel, all I know is that the dead weight has been wiped off now" Taco said with a little grunt
"dead weight...?" Mr.B raised his eyebrow at the comment "I'm confident you only managed to get this far due to Amity and Cherzi's abilities"
"yes quite correct" King Tubby nodded
"as if that's true...i can handle myself quite well thank you" Taco said arrogantly
"that's simply not true" Candle stated
"and just what do you know...just don't talk to me" said Taco with a angry glare towards Candle
"hm" Candle merely hummed
"holy fuck this one is long...okay let's just get it over with, 'Now I know you're being held hostage, and have such horrible anger issues, and that's not really something you can control, but I, York, will at least ATTEMPT to get you out of this mess. Not because you're favorable, but because you have at least the chance to change for the better.'"
"uh-huh" Taco said looking uninterested
"I'm going to give you a long speech that will say "Hey, please be better instead of going on some revenge plan before you eventually throw yourself into a pit of torment and hatred from everyone you once knew'"
"the power of friendship or something like that?" Y/n asked
"So, I made this little speech just for you...You were actually one of the best manipulators, I mean, there's tons of villainous contestants on survivor. Jonny Fairplay (name ironic). Boston Rob. Parvati Shallow. Russell Hantz. You wanna know the difference tho. The game mattered, but they didn't go to the extremes.'"
"that just means they didn't care enough" Taco shrugged
"I'm sure they had better morals" Lilith stated
"'The thing with Amity, while cruel, it was a fairly good move, the thing with Billy Bob, it…it was fair? Granted, you suck for that, but…if this part wasn't added to it, you could've made amends. Sabotage and manipulation is unfortunately apart of a game that requires voting people off, that's the point of them.'"
"well people who do that can suck a orange!" Cheeta pouted
"yeah who would ever cheat?" Junior asked
"Junior..." Cody sighed
'"But I'd like to ask you. What did Amity mean to you? What would Amity have meant to you if she died mid competition, unable to be brought back? Would you actually be upset she's dead? Would you just be upset you lost a teammate. At what fucking cost?"
"darling are you a close friend of mine or something, why the obnoxious questions...now of course I'd feel a little bad if someone were to die, Amity she's a good girl so you can interpret my reaction I'd such thing ever happened...however would it stop me from continuing with the game?" Taco asked
"I'd say no" Candle sighed
"yes...Amity was merely a nobody to me, she's alive and well and to be quite frank...i hardly cared for her during my time here" Taco said with a small shrug
"wow...just wow" Vectorman shook his head in massive disappointment
"'I'd like to ask you as well, what did Microphone mean to you? You just used her for competition material and I KNOW she is literally the ONLY person you seem to actually personally care about (except Cherzi before she went apeshit on you). Not even Pickle! Pickle! You are the ONLY person you want to make amends with, but you decided "noooooooo let's go and play manipulator again to some random girl!"."
"my business with Mic isn't your concern so keep your nose out of it, Pickle...? who's that again...oh gee, see how much i care for that buffon?" Taco rolled her eyes before continuing "as for Cherzi...she was a worthy person, I liked her attitude and methods...it's her own loss for being such a stupid freak and quitting on the game, she better not come crawling to me if...actually WHEN i win this game, also oh please, did you want me to actually be all friendly and cuddly with these morons here...just face it, if you wanted to get this far then being a little manipulative is a necessity..."
"good grief..." Mr.B sighed deeply while Taco just shrugged not seeing what was wrong
"But I don't care about that Oh god, you know I don't."
"why ask then idiot?" Taco rudely asked
"I'm asking you why you did what you did with Leikable and Cherzi. Why'd you…just…let this go on? You've known at some point? Can you…comprehend this? Just why?"
"I'd like to know too..." Candle asked with a stern face
"isn't it obvious...I only went along to please her from leaving my alliance, did you really want me to be all..." Taco then cleaned her throat before speaking in a scared yet exaggerated way "oh Cherzi please! I don't think your ideas are good, you should let me stop you from doing whatever you want and only do whatever i say...oh Cherzi please don't hurt Liekable he doesn't deserve it...ARE YOU STUPID!? i don't care what she was doing to that idiot, as long as she was useful to me then it didn't matter what happened!"
"BITCH I SHOULD FUCKING-" but Vectorman stopped Y/n from charging Taco immediately
"that's just...okay you're really mean" Cheeta groaned at her
"i don't care, Amity is gone, i don't care, Cherzi is gone, i also do not care...i can handle myself without any help" Taco said firmly
"yeah right, just stop until the challenges come" MePhone4 rolled his eyes at her overconfidence
"Why did you defend Cherzi after everything she's did?"
"already explained myself" Taco yawned
"'It's possible for you to do good, but would you? There is actually a possibility to redeem yourself, but you can't do it with these guys. You've gone beyond burning bridges with them, and there's unfortunately nothing else that can be done."
"there's no time for that, i have a game to focus on" Taco said with a eye roll
"'Why did ANYONE let this go on. Mr B and Candle had to hold off. They had no choice. BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT MEPHONE, OR BROOKLYN, OR EVEN YOU CHEF. Chef, you're the only one of the three hosts and you never…tried to stop this? Did you even try to get MePhone and BG to do something about it? Why'd you just sit there? Same thing MePhone, you….I know you hate me bringing up your father, and I'll say that, what happened to you was AWFUL, HORRIBLE, EVIL, NOTHING GOOD, but wouldn't you be at least a little…cautious? You know how fucking awful abuse is and you just sat there and premiered it on LIVE TV!'"
"yeah explain yourselves!" Junior demanded
"okay FIRST OFF i wasn't even aware of the shit that woman was doing, these two assholes barely let me re-watch any of the episode footages...don't put the blame on me, they even kept this entire invisible barrier around the island stuff...THEY'RE THE BADS GUYS NOT ME!" Chef Pee Pee yelled defending himself
"okay okay...I'll go my bad on this, at first I thought it was a good way to boost my viewers, however Cherzi stopped doing whatever she was doing to Liekable for a few episodes...i haven't paid attention to her then, i just thought she was done with all that...but Brooklyn over here was like oh no she's still doing it, so I was like alright, I guess i could give her a few warnings and whatnot but i...kinda forgot?" MePhone4 said with a sheepish smile
"BRUH!" Peter slapped his forehead with a groan
"seriously...did you even try to monitor her at all!?" Lilith asked angrily
"look I'm sorry okay? i was busy with running the show, blame BG not me!" MePhone4 shrugged
"WHAT DID YOU WANT ME TO DO ABOUT IT!?" Brooklyn Guy snapped at him
"MAYBE GIVE HER A WARNING?" Cody yelled
"AND YOU THINK SHE WAS GOING TO LISTEN TO A SKINNY PUPPET LIKE ME?" Brooklyn Guy yelled back
"this is ridiculous...absolutely baffling to the brim" Mr.B growled with frustration
"fucking asshole, Liekable already had to deal with a bunch of things and yet you just had to dump all that on him...motherfucker i should quit this game is to spite your ass!" Y/n threatened
"yeah, how about we all quit?" Monotaro asked
"and let Taco win...i don't think we can" Candle sighed at the thought
"just calm down...look here's 50K" MePhone4 pulled out a large money bag before it disappeared "woop, gone to Liekable now...is that enough?"
"BITCH...YOU GAVE HIM TRAUMA!" Y/n yelled angrily
"uh...moving on to the speech 'Of course, go ahead and roll your eyes. "Why do people keep on sending me hate messages!?" "Why do the viewers hate me!?" The worst part is…I genuinely think if things had gone differently, if you had chilled down, and…went to someone. Candle, even. You could've been friends. Why'd you play this stupid fucking moral high card, for what? God, you fucking interested me, and I gave you the benefit of the doubt that you were fucking stupid! But you're not stupid! That's an issue because if you were stupid, you wouldn't have realized what was going on, but apparently you fucking did '"
"is this meant for me or Taco...give me a break already" MePhone4 groaned loudly
"'What I want from you, what they probably want from you is to just…settle back. Don't let your anger issues guide you. Maybe turn around and say sorry, and maybe they'll accept the apology. Maybe. They probably don't want to cross paths with you again, and that's…that's alright! They don't have to! But they'll probably give you at least respect to see that you wanna…change for something better. Candle dislikes you, but she's a fan of redemption. Cheeta dislikes you, but he forgive Y FUCKING N. Mr. B may at least believe in redemption, I think? Vectorman, at least considered you a friend despite you not seeing it that way. He probably won't want to speak to you again but he probably will at least have the respect that you're sorry."
"mate i don't wanna hate anyone like forever, I'm down for an apology so..." Vectorman said with a sigh
"perhaps if you tried hard enough...maybe we can forgive each other" Candle said
"i guess i could forgive her too..." Cheeta said rubbing his neck with a sad face
"fuck no, she can die for all i care" Y/n grunted
"'Oh yeah, and sorry isn't displayed by its meaning. "I'm sorry" is the most useless phrase in the world. Making amends, I don't fucking know, leave a memorial or something? It's up to you if you wanna really, REALLY continue on with this sea of treachery, cause trust me buddy, I've seen influencers fall because of their own ego all the time. I mean, look at the ph—'"
"HUH?" MePhone4 growled
"'But things do get better if you let it, call me Steven Universe for trying to get you to stop you from evil. This won't do much, but maybe, just maybe you can give your teammates a tiny, small speck of respect', "I mean, I'm guessing that's what Cherzi's up to?"
"jack horner is equal to Taco, agree or disagree?" Peter asked
"hard disagree...at least jack is redeemable" Y/n scoffed
"ooooooh....that has to hurt Taco" Junior winced
"i don't even know what you Idiots are talking about" Taco said with a annoyed frown
"Cherzi is probably rolling with pigs or something i dunno" MePhone4 shrugged
"Maybe it wouldn't hurt to say hello back? signed York...P.S. Also I'm assuming the gifts being gone had to do with the meteor crashing onto PP?'"
"YES!" Chef Pee Pee yelled
"'P.S. The cities were moved by Leikable's story, they will probably not handle burning...that may actually be a bad thing if the cities start to go apeshit and suicidal if someone loses at a reality show...ah, whatever.'"
"does Liekable really have a whole city cheering for him?" King Tubby asked
"probably...i don't know, he never talked much about his life with us" Lilith shrugged
"irrelevant, so Taco...what do you have to say for yourself, do you really wish to continue walking down this path, or perhaps you could actually try to better yourself as a person...trust me, I've dealt with stubborn people before...miserable ones at that...but I always believe in second chances, so...?" Mr.B waited for her answer with the others
"....okay....fine, i apologize" Taco sighed deeply
"huh?" Cheeta said in surprise
"i...i just didn't want to be eliminated...i never won anything before in my life...i just...I'm so sorry" Taco said as she buried herself with her hands while sobbing
"aww...you don't have to cry" Monotaro said feeling sorry for her
"man...listen I guess i could forgive you, just I dunno...don't do anything like that again" Vectorman sighed
"yeah...i guess we can be friends" Cheeta said a little hesitant
"really...?" Taco asked with a sniffle
"i really don't give a shit" Peter yawned
"and i don't give a shit if she's really sorry or not, fuck off" Y/n said angrily
"i don't know..." Lilith said in uncertainty
"well I'd say we give her a chance?" King Tubby suggested
"i don't know about that..." Donut grumbled
"....." Candle just stared at her in silence
"it's fine...we don't have to be friends, i...i just want to be left alone...okay?" Taco said wiping her tears
"well...sure, I guess we can leave you alone" Cody shrugged
"thank you...i promise i won't ever do anything like that again" Taco said with a sincere voice
"fine...watch yourself though" Mr.B warned her with a glare to which she nodded at.
"now come here and be my girl, I'll make the pain go away~" Junior sending her a smooch
"er...no thanks" Taco said with a groan
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"okay Taco the next message is 'haha L+ratio bozo has no friends' with a tearful laughing emoji at the end" Brooklyn Guy said
"it's fine...I'll deal with it" Taco sighed deeply
"next one is 'Are you happy now? Less competition for if you hit the merge, if...'"
"screw the merge, I'll just disband the teams later...maybe when there's 7 of you left" MePhone4 said with a shrug
"whatever happened to the merge?" Lilith asked
"don't ask..." Chef Pee Pee sighed
"oh dear..." Taco gulped in terror
"Hello Taco,I have seen you being disgusted by inslusts and death treats.I'm not like the other views,that was harsh treatment by Cherzi.I have a question for you,Do you still have urge to win the prize?'"
"of course darling...and..and when i win, I'll...try to get myself some friends with it" Taco said with a shy voice
"that's...kinda sweet" Donut admitted
"thank you..." Taco whispered
"this one just said...Run?" Brooklyn Guy looked at Taco in confusion before she shrugged in confusion as well
"okay uh..this said...based...yeah" Brooklyn Guy sighed
"based...on what?" Taco asked
"DEEZ NUTS!" Peter yelled
"OOOOOOOOOOOHHHH!" Junior said loudly before Peter got up and started dancing wildly as Lilith just rolled her eyes at him.
"alright team Eliminated, this message asked you all 'What happened was either for better or for worse and I feel like things might finally go at a less torturous pace...or a more torturous pace. Do you agree with this?'"
"it's too early to tell..." Candle hummed
"oh it's only going to get more worse trust me" MePhone4 chuckled
"oh great..." Mr.B groaned
"this is actually for both Peter and Y/n, it said 'Can you get #JusticeForGifts trending? If anything was done dirty, it was these gifts man. Also hello Peter and Y/N hope you boys are getting along while YORK CANNOT SEND GIFTS.'"
"FUCK YOU MEPHONE, RACIST ASS BITCH, GIFT LIVES MATTER!" Peter yelled
"GIFT LIVES MATTER, COME ON EVERYONE, GET THAT TAG TRENDING ON TWITTER AND GATHER ALL THE FREAKS WITH THE PRONOUNS IN THEIR BIO TO CANCEL MEPHONE4!" Y/n roared
"cry more bozos, that's what you all get for being silly gooses" MePhone4 said with a pout
"come on man...this isn't that serious...you're going to lose viewers if you keep making changes to the forms" Brooklyn Guy sighed
"hm...I'll think about it" MePhone4 said
'"as for Candle, your message said 'As much of a heart you have I think you getting Madness revived without thinking of the consequences was a...very immoral move. I didn't wanna bring it up but I can't send gifts so...granted you ain't evil or anything I just think that sending Mr Madness back to Cid's universe is going to give Cid either a headache or a death warranty. I'm glad you did everything else, though, you're actually pretty sweet and probably one of the more realistic and relatable people here, despite me thinking that you wouldn't be. Feel free to to settle down at some point. Also, rumors, rumors. Rumors have it that you're in love with Silver Spoon. Is this true? Yes, this is the last rumor that involves someone having a crush on another'"
"well it wasn't fair to let Mr Madness stay dead while everyone kept getting revived...besides Mr.Madness was only angry that he only was brought back to life for such a ridiculous reason...i could tell he had a lot of pent up angry, concerning his figure I mean...I'm not sure but something horrible happened to him before, he must've went through a lot...that mask is all the comfort he had if i say so myself...and as for Silver....maybe?" Candle smirked
"oooooh" Vectorman laughed
"yes sir, W ship" Y/n said with a thumbs up
"honestly Cid can easily kill Madness with his whole panic mode thingy...yeah it's no biggie" Peter said shrugging
"to Peter, 'Guess who wasn't paying enough attention to the characters to the point they thought that this Peter was the one from family guy'"
"retard" Peter said flatly
"Peter!" Lilith gasped
"I'm just saying, how the fuck did you mistake that...didn't you fucking see my icon on the goddamn Teams picture at the end of each chapter...OR EVEN ON THE QUESTION FORMS....WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?" Peter yelled angrily
"calm down" Mr.B said rolling his eyes
"NO, I'M SICK AND TIRED OF YOU ASSHOLES, I'LL FUCKING DESTROY THIS-"
"PETER!" Mr.B snapped
"okay okay" Peter laughed gleefully while Mr.B shook his head with a deep frown
"okay then, next message is 'Hello Team Eliminated,that's not a good name,i wish your team name gets changed.As for Peter,i may not heard of your show where you come from,how do you feel different from canon form?.As for Candle,still calmer then ever.I have a question? If you still in the game in Inanimate Insanity Invitational,then how did you back to forth from to the another,did Mephone teleport you just in case if there's another episode of Inanimate Insanity Invitational?'"
"your show is canceled little bro" Y/n snorted
"just wait until it gets renewed BITCH!" Peter said flipping him off
"MePhone simply told us Invitational was on hold...then when i was mediating, he just brought me here, quite rude I say" Candle said with a irritated sigh
"sheesh at least you're not in a killing game...be grateful" MePhone4 grumbled
"last message too Candle just says...run"
"where?" Cheeta asked
"nowhere, because those people are just saying random things to scare us" said Lilith vexatiously
"alright Team Teams messages are next, this one is for Cheeta and it said 'I mean, Cheeta's as adorably wholesome as ever. Actually, he's no longer wholesome but he's still a very sweet kitty. Lovely little cat. Precious. I'd gift you a hug, but one, you are probably sitting next to Y/N and Tubby, and I feel like it's less awkward if you hug Tubby and two, I. CAN'T. FUCKING. SEND. GIFTS. Also Cheeta you and B are the reason I love cats so much. I used to be a dog person, now I'm a both cats AND dogs person'"
"well now" Mr.B smirked proudly
"what does wholesome mean...is it a hole?" Cheeta asked
"Cheeta come on now...it absolutely means being as whole, like as yourself, goodness the burden of educating others..." King Tubby sighed dramatically
"that's not what...nevermind" Taco stopped herself from correcting him
"HUGS!" Monotaro jumped on Cheeta before knocking him down on the ground
"uh..." Donut shrugged a he couldn't bother stopping his friend from doing whatever he wants anymore
"next message, 'Hello Team Teams,pick one person from not the remaining contestants to join the game qnd who could it be?'"
"Liekable!" Cheeta exclaimed
"but he doesn't want to be in the game anymore" Candle gently reminded
"oh...QUAMAX!" Cheeta exclaimed again
"probably Cucumber, because it was funny seeing him an Cody kiss forcibly" Y/n snickered
"hmm, what I'd do to get hold of that honey bun again" Cody said with a dreamy sigh
"yeah because forcing yourself on others is funny right?" Peter asked the viewers
"nah, it's cringe dude" Vectorman said with a thumbs DOWN...that's right not UP but DOWN....
"next long fucking message is 'As a devoted Cheeta fan I'm getting madly concerned about Cheeta slowly caving in to the horrors of this game, I mean everyone has a fair shot but Cheeta's inching closest to the brink of insanity. I mean, he's been constantly made sick with the various challenges, he's found out his friend was in pain and he was blissfully unaware, he's been exposed to porn against his will, he's been forced to mercy "kill" (METAPHOR CHEETA, IT JUST MEANS VOTED OFF IN THIS CONTEXT) his friend, lost a teammate (I MEAN BY ELIMINATION, NOT DEATH) due to situations that was caused by something else, AAAAANDDDD considering what's upcoming, GOD DAMN THE POOR BOY. I'll admit I'm not personally aware if Cheeta is capable of handling this kinda trauma, but he's never really had to face these kinda things before. I just want Cheeta's honest opinion, are you doing well, buddy? Blink twice if you're not feeling right in the head or the heart please...or just say it out loud since I doubt MePhone cares if it's public information that you're suffering. Also someone give him a hug, he needs it he's never experienced stuff like this before and he's lost and terrified. Please see that as your fan, and technically friend since I shook your hand, HAHA MEPHONE TAKE THAT, I am concerned for you deeply. Also MePhone I was just being playful....didn't think you'd take my Motorola comment to heart..."
"yeah well I'm sensitive okay?" MePhone4 sighed
"don't worry friendo, I'm feeling swell right now!...well aside from yesterday, I'm just glad nobody is dying or killing each other again, that sure wasn't fun...besides I gotta keep up my game if i ever wanted to win another guitar right?" Cheeta said cheerfully
"it's a good thing you're still the same Cheeta we know" King Tubby said with a smile
"of course, what am i a robot?" Cheeta jokingly asked
"Ahem!" Vectorman raised his eyebrow
"oh, i mean...what am i, a dog?" Cheeta corrected himself
"uh..." Mr.B gave him a confused look quickly remembering that this is Cheeta he's speaking to, so he just shook his head instead
"alright Nerds, you've been asked 'You are officially the only competent team remaining other than Team Eliminated. I'll just ask all three of you since I'll get the same response if I asked everybody, but have you read Kurt Vonnegut, would you recommend it?'"
"isn't that a author...or do you mean as in recommending his works?" Lilith asked for clarification
"i love his books...they're interesting to say the least" Mr.B smiled
"wait, he's a human...how do you get access to human books in your world...which are full of animals" Peter asked
"pardon? he's actually a dog...I've met him before" Mr.B said feeling confused
"how's that possible...ugh nevermind, also i haven't got to reading his books yet, but I'm hoping to since i heard a lot of things about them" Cody said
"NEEEERDS!" Junior jeered
"well you know what, if reading makes us nerds then we're proud of it" Lilith pouted
"yeah, the POWERS OF LEARNING!" Cody exaggerated
"okay geeks, this message to Lily said 'Stay strong, girl, you can survive this hell. This will end eventually and you'll be fine.'"
"thanks, also did you just call me Lily...?" Lilith raised her eyebrow at Brooklyn Guy
"oh look Cody, this one said 'Please stop perving on the boys. Actually, I don't think I can stop you, just...do whatever you want."
"i can't sorry, Junior is too hot, along with Peter and Y/n...hey how about we all work together for the prize so we can wish to have a large gay orgy?" Cody suggested with a perverted voice
"hmmm..I'm listening" Peter said with a hum
"i don't know man...i only like to bust, not be busted open" Y/n said with uncertainty
"NO WE'RE NOT JOINING CODY'S STUPID NERD ALLIANCE...TEAM MUFF 4 LIFE SNICKA!" Junior yelled
"YEAH!" Vectorman cheered
"for B, this said 'Well, in the scenario that you are in fact in love with your partner, which is DEFINITELY not the case, TOTALLY not, I support you entirely.'"
"w-well that's nice to hear" Mr.B said with a small blush
"totally gay" Peter smirked
"oh leave him alone" Taco said with a groan
"yeah okay trickster" Peter said rolling his eyes
"okay Lilith and B had messages that just said run....what the heck man?" Brooklyn Guy sighed
"the fog is coming..." Y/n whispered
"what...?" King Tubby asked as he was a little freaked out.
"alright MUFFINS...Junior you were asked 'Junior do you think your song helped you get Muffs?'"
"i dunno, let me try...hey Lilith do you wanna make out?" Junior asked
"no..." Lilith said emotionlessly
"Taco?" Junior asked next
"no" Taco growled
"Candle?" Junior turned to her next
"Junior this is really inappropriate to ask..." Candle sighed
"OH COME ON...Lilith is like the hottest girl here, and her lipstick is purple...imagine her lip marks for n my face...that'd be hot and-
"Junior i swear to god, you utter one more word from your mouth and I'll throw you right into this fire in front of everyone...." Lilith spoke without much emotion but her eyes were giving Junior a really angry look
"okay fine..." Junior sighed before leaning into Vectorman "see that's why i like her...freaky as heck"
"Vectorman, 'Hey you're gonna want to look out for what's coming, Just note that whatever happens, I'm so sorry. I am also going to look for a Sega Genesis.'"
"thanks for the heads up...? also those are probably extinct now...like sheesh" Vectorman said
"not really, you can buy them on ebay or something" Chef Pee Pee shrugged
"not in 2049 you won't" Vectorman scoffed
"sorry what?" Donut said in confusion
"2048...you're from the future?" Mr.B gave him a surprised look
"yeah dude, i was born in that time...not going to lie the planet looks really bad, like dark skies and too much trash...they left me in charge of cleaning up the planet with a few other Orbots...it's crazy out there, you for killer robots and disgusting bugs trying to kill you everyday...yikes!" Vectorman said with a grossed out shiver
"I'm really curious now..." Lilith admitted
"Junior's next message said 'Wait how has no one in this cast had an existential horror filled breakdown?'"
"we're built differently" Junior bragged
"yep" King Tubby said as he let his fat belly hang
"totally" MePhone4 smirked as he flexed his noodle arms
"Tubby is next, 'Hey, Tubby, can you comfort Cheeta for what's coming later this episode. I cannot comment on that further. Just note that I formally apologize for whatever suffering I inflicted upon this cast, yes, even to Taco.'"
"uh...what are they speaking of?" King Tubby asked nervously
"i do not like this..." Taco gulped
"heh...oh you'll love it" MePhone4 chuckled evilly with Chef Pee Pee while everybody looked at each other in nervousness
"now let's get to my messages" said Brooklyn Guy before reading off a note "'Well, looks like it's your time to play emotional support to the other hosts so they don't kill a contestant or something. Also, god we're reaching half of the remaining contestants and the decoy protagonist. Also can you give us a story I refuse to watch SML....who am I kidding MePhone's just gonna interrupt it...I mean Chris McClean never had bonus content that's just one of the cohosts telling a story. Actually, Chef Hatchet didn't get a lot of time at ALL after the third season. Hmmmmm if only there was a better host that gave the co hosts Brooklyn Guy and Chef Peepee screen time. Also is there a Not Guy/Not a Guy? Is the joke with that guy that she isn't a guy because she's a woman? Or is that the family pet name?"
"well i only have brothers so...also yeah I got one story for ya...please MePhone?" Brooklyn Guy gave him the puppy eyes
"well...fine" MePhone4 sighed
"YES....okay so this story began when I was walking down the street one day after getting off work, and then suddenly out of nowhere...I saw this ad on a poll that asked for some help regarding a TV reality show, so i went to the address and spoke to the person who hanged that ad before meeting up with a old friend, what a coincidence right? and then we started to get a few parts for the guy, then suddenly i blacked out and woke up with no memory...i met this little red haired girl then before meeting a bunch of other people as we were somehow trapped inside a building, we then met this black and white bear named-"
"BRO THIS IS LITERALLY THE PLOT OF DANGANRONPA 101 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!?" Y/n said interrupting the puppet
"how do you even know all that?" Mr.B asked Brooklyn Guy
"oh...um...my next message said 'May I politely ask for you to center the images so it doesn't look wacky on the forms cause it reminds me that Leikable and Billy Bob used to be in the game and then I start crying for two hours straight...MePhone's gonna host a killing game after this, isn't he?'"
"tempting..." MePhone4 smirked
"oh please no..." Cheeta whimpered
"also...NOOOO!" MePhone4 yelled
"but it looks stupid..." Brooklyn Guy whined
"don't care, i spoiled you viewers for too long and you guys have been nothing and rude...so yeah nope" MePhone4 scoffed
"very professional..." Lilith rolled her eyes
"anyway that's all the messages, now the challenge...you bozos made me really upset yesterday so I've decided to ask the viewers to come up with very painful and gross endurance challenges for you all to do...first fan challenge is...get shot in the leg!" MePhone4 smirked at their shocked expressions
"WHAT, WE CAN'T DO THAT!" Mr.B yelled
"yeah this is just getting out of line!" Candle said
"oh relax...we won't be using any bullets, actually we're just going to shoot your legs with rubber bands instead!" MePhone4 explained
"what?" Lilith said before suddenly everyone was teleported into a large empty room
"what in the world?" Taco groaned as she was strapped into her seat along with the others
several machines then came out of nowhere and aimed themselves at everybody's stretched out let
"alright ya goobers, the challenge is simple...you must endurance getting hit by rubber bands on your legs for at least 10 minutes...whoever forfeits first loses the first challenge, we'll be keeping track of your scores and whoever has the lowest will be automatically eliminated, yeah..YEAH I'M DOING THIS AGAIN SO WHAT HUH!?" MePhone4 yelled into the camera
"oh man it's going to be so fun watching Junior get tortured like that" Chef Pee Pee chuckled
"just get on with it..." Taco grunted before the machines started making sounds before eventually each one shot a rubber band on their legs
"GODDAMN!" Peter winced
"FUCK!" Y/n groaned
"this is ridiculo-AUGH!" Mr.B got hit by another one
"i actually can't feel anything..." Vectorman admitted
"that's not fair-AUGHHH!" Junior yelped in pain
"yeah this is really fun!" Monotaro laughed as he got hit again
"this is literal torture....!" Lilith said biting her lip as she held in a scream
"oh goodness OW!" King Tubby whimpered in pain
"i hate this-AYE!" Taco groaned loudly as her machine seemed to be firing faster than the others.
"totally not bias" MePhone4 winked at the camera
"OW MY BALLS!!" Cody howled painfully as one of the rubber accidentally hit his balls...
"OWWWW!" Cheeta yelled
"oh god...is this really okay?" Brooklyn Guy asked as he was feeling sorry for everyone.
"yep" Chef Pee Pee nodded
"ugh..." Brooklyn Guy sighed as everyone kept yelping in pain
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7 minutes later...
their legs were sore and red now....
"MAN FUCKK!" Peter groaned
"you're-AH! you're going to pay for this I swear!" Taco said as she yelped again in pain
"7 minutes now...oh oops i accidentally reset the timer to 5..oh silly me?" MePhone4 said in exaggeration
"OH GOODNESS I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE JUST STOP!" King Tubby yelled desperately
"aw man, alright then" MePhone4 sighed before teleporting them back to the circle of talk as everyone started holding their legs while groaning
"fucking hell...ow" Peter winced while holding his leg.
"how does it feel Junior?" Chef Pee Pee asked with a happy smile as Junior was whimpering in pain
"that really was awful..." Cody groaned
"it ain't over yet, boom!" MePhone4 then teleported them into the kitchen where everyone saw multiple plates of extremely hot and spicy noodles
"the next fan endurance challenge was for you all to eat spicy with no dang drinks...as usual whoever forfeits loses this challenge too...NOW EAT!" MePhone4 ordered sternly
everybody groaned before begrudgingly doing so
"i...can't eat" Vectorman pointed out
"isn't that cheating technically?" Cody asked
"maybe, i honestly don't care so go on already" MePhone4 waved for them to start to which they did
"oh gosh...augh!" Candle stuck her tongue out and fanned it
"holy fuck...how does Nikocado do this shit!?" Y/n asked as his eyes were tearing up
"ugh...." Cheeta groaned as his mouth were full of noodles
"NOMNOMNOMNOM!" Monotaro was seen eating the noodles like crazy
"how...are you eating this casually?" Donut asked as his body slightly turned red due to the spicyness
"it's just so good!" Monotaro shrugged
this went on for a few minutes as everyone was seen with red faces now...
"...AUGH OKAY I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!" Lilith yelled and threw her fork on the ground before running into the kitchen to get water
"oh good goodness!" Mr.B said before running after her along with a few others
"yikes, onto the next challenge then" MePhone4 said before suddenly he and the others were teleported away and now were strapped into operation tables
"next endurance challenge by one of our fans was to have your limbs stretched to the extreme" MePhone4 explained
"WHAT, NO WAIT-"
"sorry too late!" MePhone4 said before the operation tables started moving and causing the others to start freaking out before eventually they were getting all stretched out
"AHHHH NO STOP I GIVE UP!" Mr.B yelled immediately as his back was heard cracking
"AUGH!" Vectorman yelled before his entire body popped out along with his orbot parts...
"oops..." MePhone4 said before quickly reviving Vectorman and teleporting them back to the circle of talk
"THIS IS INSANE DO YOU KNOW THAT!?" Brooklyn Guy yelled at MePhone4
"too bad too sad" MePhone4 shrugged
"ugh...well whatever, i actually have one more fan message that i forgot to read...let me read it now then" Brooklyn Guy pulled out a note afterwards "ahem...'congratulations you lot have outlasted half of those around you but now I can imagine the games will be tougher and the challenges more brutal then the rest. To mephone your mom and if you do the family challenge then so help me. To team Daniel likeable give you both a wish the best you can do is grant. Team Inglorious you best prepare for everything karma owes you because one way or another it will sink it's claws in ya. Team eliminated specifically candle sorry likeable choose to you as a messenger but the fact he did so shows he trust you. Team teams for those whom lasted till the 4th case sorry he left. Team nerds and team muff congratulations For having their whole team intact but that to could change soon as the numbers dwindle. Finally the cohosts why do you work for me phone why.' sheesh don't blame us, he gave us a choice and i was willing to do anything to get away from my annoying wife" Brooklyn Guy explained
"and i was promised a better job..." Chef Pee Pee grumbled
"well...your mom too" MePhone4 stuck his tongue out at the camera
"i won't dignify this message with a proper response..." Taco pouted
"appreciate it dude, hopefully we won't be losing today though" Vectorman said
"nonetheless thank you for the message" Candle said
"yeah yeah whatever let's get back to the challenges, actually Taco say hi to york now" MePhone4 ordered
"hi...?" Taco said in confusion
"wow...she actually did it" MePhone4 said with a shocked face
"okay this is stupid" Taco sighed
"anyway this challenge was meant for Donut only which is stupid since i asked for a endurance challenge for all of the contestants to do...but you know what that's fine, let me just get to it already" MePhone4 then teleported them all into a grayish room where they were all seen sitting in a circle facing each other
"alright bozos, this challenge is simple, you're in the quietest room in the entire universe...you must endurance sitting in silence for the next two hours, whoever talks first loses...so have fun now" MePhone4 snickered as he watched the contestants behind a window inside a separated room
the contestants stared at each other in awkwardness as everyone sat down in complete silence, it was actually kind of terrifying as it almost seemed for they went deaf....there was a slight ringing in their ears thanks to the silence somehow...
half a hour later....
everybody was seen shaking in their seats as the silence seemed to be getting under their skin...
Junior turned to Cody for a moment...before punching him in the face
"OW JUNIOR WHAT THE HELL!" Cody yelled angrily
"HAHA HE TALKED!" Junior sneered
"JUNIOR YOU ASSHOLE-"
"alright then Cody loses!" MePhone4 announced before everybody was teleported back to where they were.
"Junior what the heck?" Lilith groaned angrily
"i couldn't take it anymore geez!" Junior rolled their eyes
"okay now this one was meant for Lilith, and I can already see what you're trying to do...however Lilith won't be leaving so easily, anyway I'm just going to straight up change the entire challenge, so all of you will have to run around the island in a very hot day until one of you forfeits" MePhone4 explained before pressing on his screen and then changing the weather to a extremely hot one
"yeah so get it to already!" Chef Pee Pee sternly ordered before the others growled and began running around as MePhone4 generated a bucket of ice for himself and PP
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two laps later...
everybody was seen panting and sweating extremely hard...
"oh goodness...." Mr.B said with a dry voice
"oh man this is really bad..." said Cheeta
"i...i can't" King Tubby dropped to the ground as his fur was soaked with sweat now.
"he quits....just stop it now" Donut begged as his body color slightly changed color
MePhone4 then appeared out of nowhere and changed the weather back to normal
"enjoyed your sunbath?" MePhone4 smirked
"oh you vile creature..." Taco growled while panting
"i thought it was nice" Monotaro shrugged
"okay next endurance challenge, this was supposed to be Cheeta but ya know, stupid people and all, so you guys are going to be listening to bad rock music for 10 hours, whoever quit-"
"WE GET IT ALREADY FUCK!" Peter yelled
MePhone4 them teleported them into a room where everyone sat down with headphones
"aw man..." Cheeta gulped before loud music started playing in his ears
"oh GODDAMNIT NOT NICKELBACK!" Y/n screamed in pain as he started to groan
"this sounds really awful..." King Tubby said with a uncomfortable expression
"some music can be ready awful truly" Mr.B sighed as music kept playing in their headphones
"ugh...UGH NOPE CAN'T DO IT!" Cheeta quickly took off the headphones before throwing them away
"CHEETO MAN FOR FUCK SAKE!" Y/n face-palmed
"it's literal torture!" Cheeta shrugged in defense
"oh dear..." Candle sighed
"geez you been bozos need better self control...anyways the next challenge is for everyone to be stuck inside with Peter and Y/n arguin-"
"nope, i refuse" Y/n quickly objected
"okay then...you lose?" MePhone4 said in confusion
"come on brodie, let's get inside that room and make out" Peter suggested
"umm...no thanks I don't think anyone wants to see that" Lilith sighed
"pffft whatever you bozos, the next challenge is...actually let me just teleporte you to it" MePhone4 snickered before doing so as then everybody was seen sitting on chairs next to a chessboard
"augh...am i the only one here hearing a beeping sound?" Cody asked with annoyance
"no..." Mr.B said holding his head
"well there's actual beeping in your head, all you gotta do is finish a game of chess while enduring the beep...you already know how to lose so go on" MePhone4 said waving his hand at them
"augh..." Cody groaned as he began to play against Mr.B while Lilith did against Taco...
"FUCK this is annoying" Peter said moving a piece while Y/n moved one of his own with a grunt
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a few minutes later...
"OKAY NO SCREW THIS I'M DONE!" Lilith quickly flipped her table over with a crazed look
"i was about to finish..." Taco groaned as she held her aching head
"JUST STOP THE BEEPING!" Donut yelled frantically before MePhone4 teleported them away back to the circle of talk.
"ohhh my head..." Junior groaned in pain
"oh buckle up cause this is only the beginning...." MePhone4 chuckled maniacally
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montage of fan endurance challenges because I'm too unmotivated to write them in specific lol...
then they were forced to be tempered with in the mind meaning they couldn't think straight to which Candle immediately forfeited on
then the next one was to speak like Vectorman during the very first episodes, all they could do say to each other was negative or affirmation before Monotaro went insane and lost the challenge while Vectorman was thankful for it
then they were forced to burn everything they liked until somebody forfeited which was obviously Junior since he couldn't burn his dumbass Thomas tank toy
the next one was to act like a servant to Chef Pee Pee who actually wanted to be referred to as lord peep for some reason before King Tubby quickly gave up on that.
then they had to endurance Monotaro constantly yelling in their faces to which Taco failed that as she straight up punched him in the face as she couldn't take anymore...
then everyone was forced to play among us....actually MePhone4 didn't do that one because hell, he didn't want them to go insane...like holy hell who would recommend such a horrifying challenge!??
after that they were forced to do many other challenges that MePhone4 and PP came up with...including putting your hand on a toilet bowl for an hour, letting worms crawl on you, staying inside hot water for 50 seconds, standing in one leg for two hours and finally hugging each other for at least 24 hours which Y/n immediately failed when he was forced to hug you know who....
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"woooah you guys are doing well so far....not really but still, you guys ready for the final challenge?" MePhone4 asked with a cheerful smile
"I HATE YOU!" Lilith said with pure hatred
"yikes...anyway this is actually a fan challenge, all you guys need to do is win a 2000 meter race" MePhone4 explained
"that doesn't seem hard..." Donut said
"without cars" MePhone4 said shortly
"nevermind..." Donut sighed
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everybody was seen running in a long road then all exhausted and whatnot.
"come on slowpokes move it!" Chef Pee Pee yelled with a megaphone as he was seen in a segway with MePhone4 next to him
"they look really tired" Brooklyn Guy pointed out as everyone was running slowly
"oh don't be so worried, look the finish is there" MePhone4 pointed towards the end
"sorry for this guys..." Vectorman sighed as he wasn't really tired and just ran straight to the finish followed by Peter and Y/n, Cody, Mr.B, Taco, Lilith, Monotaro, Donut, Candle, Cheeta, Junior,
"oh...mommy....i can't..." King Tubby didn't get near the finish and just dropped down in exhaustion while the others did the same
"well that's that then" MePhone4 shrugged before teleporting everybody back to the circle of talk
"well that was the challenge, honestly this wasn't really much of a challenge since i just wanted to see you all suffer through so...hah" MePhone4 chuckled while the others just groaned
"anyways after a bunch of challenges, we calculated which one of you forfeited the most and that person is...." Brooklyn Guy waited for another dramatic pause before pointing at....
King Tubby
"sorry Tubz but you're out" MePhone4 said with a smirk
"NOOOOOOOOOO!" Cheeta yelled as he dropped to his knees
"oh pipe down Cheeta!" King Tubby snapped as Cheeta quickly covered his mouth
"ahem sorry, i suppose I'm not too upset about this, I'll be quite honest and say that this entire game has been a complete disaster for me and my back...ow" King Tubby said as he cracked his back a little
"at least this isn't a execution Cheeta" Y/n said
"aw i guess..." Cheeta sighed
"it was an odd yet pleasant time spending time with you here Tubby...farewell my friend" Mr.B said tipping his hat
"man but we won the last challenge!" Junior whined
"well Tubby had the lowest points so quit CRYING PUSSY!" Chef Pee Pee said aggressively
"well any lady words Tubby?" MePhone4 asked
"yes, my royal blessings are with you Muffs" said King Tubby bowing down
"man...I'm going to miss you" Vectorman said with a sad voice
"hmm" Taco just hummed before MePhone4 teleported King Tubby away
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" a shout come from somewhere faraway
"who was that...?" Candle asked in concern
"nobody, just do whatever you want now, I have something important to do" MePhone4 rolled his eyes before disappearing
"I CAN'T BELIEVE WE LOST ONE OF OUR MUFFS!" Junior growled angrily
"you can have my muff~" Cody winked before Junior sighed and walked away with Vectorman
"i have a feeling that Thorn isn't going to be happy with Tubby..." Cheeta sighed deeply
"let's go drink some apple juice or something" Y/n suggested as he took Cheeta away then as the others also started to leave the area.
Taco tried to leave before she was stopped by Candle who had a suspicious look on her face.
"umm..." Taco uttered
"my eyes are on you...." Candle said sternly as she then walked away leaving Taco with a surprised face
"....Tch, you'll see" Taco grumbled before walking away.
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MePhone4 was seen inside his room again before turning back to the camera.
"hey there lovebirds...to be honest this really wasn't an actual challenge, just wanted to take out my anger on these bozos ya know? anyways I don't wanna hear any complaints about Tubby now...if you want to complain then go speak to my manager, anyways so you all want to send gifts again huh....okay how about this, there's going to be a special question in the question forms this time, just ya know...feed my ego a little, if I see one bad comment about me then say goodbye to the gifts....but yeah i guess I'll see you next time on Total Crossover Battle....MePhone4 signing off or whatever I usually say, i really need a cookie right now..." MePhone4 sighed and walked away from the camera as it slowly faded to black
Message Submit have been closed, thank you for those who left a message and gifts!
Teams
Notes:
FUCK NOT TUBBY...!!!!!! D:
it's a shame...
ALSO regarding the free time events in danganronpa 101, i guess I'll do those once when I'm finished with this story.
also my sequel to my fangan is going to be named danganronpa 102 most definitely lol
again sorry for rushing through things, I'll be honest with you all and admit that this challenge is taking a toll on me...just constant feelings of little confidence and writer's block as well, I'm still going to update frequency and i will definitely finish this story, just that it may not be a very well crafted story and the episodes may vary in quality...but still thank you for reading this
Chapter 17: Episode 14: That's Just Plane Wrong!
Summary:
the contestants go back to a familiar place
Notes:
sorry for closing the poll earlier again...i won't do it this time as i just wanted to get this episode out already :)
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
Episode 14: That's Just Plane Wrong!
we see the boys standing near the circle of talk...
"I'm telling you that the earth is flat!" Junior said to Cody
"how many times do i have to tell you that's wrong?" Cody sighed in frustration
"Vectorman you believe me right?" Junior asked the robot
"i dunno dude, I've been outside of space before and i can tell you that the earth is flat tire shaped like a big ol ball" Vectorman shrugged
"no way...the earth shaped like a disc what the hell is wrong with you guys?" Peter asked
"what planet is earth again?" Y/n asked for in confusion
"it's the one you see during night the glowing one!" Cheeta exclaimed
"w-what...what the hell are you even talking about!?" Cody gave him a baffled look
"i see you boys are communicating well?" Mr.B said as he walked passed them.
"wait B, if you're here then would Grosha would be handle himself with those bozo criminals?" Vectorman asked making the cat come to an halt and blink twice in realization
"um...I'll think about that later" the detective sighed before walking away as the others continued to talk nonsense.
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later Mr.B arrives in the kitchen and finds Chef Pee Pee inside cleaning the dishes with a grumpy face
"good morning" Mr.B said tipping his hat
"ugh...what do you want fleaball?" Chef Pee Pee asked rudely
"now Chef, there's no need to be rude" Mr.B groaned as Chef Pee Pee sighed deeply
"okay i'm sorry...it's just that this entire show is taking a toll on me, i even think going back to my old place wouldn't be so bad now...that's crazy to even think about!" Chef Pee Pee exclaimed
"there isn't many of us left now, just try to endure it a little bit more...if you don't mind then I'll be making some tea now" Mr.B excused him before walking over to a cabinet
"well as long as you're not bothering me then sure" Chef Pee Pee shrugged before going back to his dishes
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Chef Pee Pee left the kitchen afterwards as Lilith came in to inform him about Junior's stupid antics...
shortly after that the kettle steams and Mr.B quickly takes it off the stove.
"goodness, those kettles are almost vintage...now then" Mr.B sets the kettle on a table before opening another cabinet to take out two cups.
before he begins to pour the tea in, Taco suddenly walks in before looking a little surprised to see Mr.B inside.
"oh...hello" Taco said with a little awkward tone
"...hello, care for some tea?" Mr.B asked
"that's what i wanted to make...but since you're offering" Taco extended her own personal cup to him.
"were you carrying a cup around...?" Mr.B rasing his eyebrow
"i'm not using any of the others in this dirty kitchen...the rest probably roaches crawling" Taco rolled her eyes in disgust
"fair enough, although Chef Pee Pee does a rather great job cleaning up the place" Mr.B said as he began to pour in some green tea for her.
"yes yes, i suppose i just don't have faith in him..." Taco sighed
"speaking of which...i hope you realize that i also have faith in you...as in you won't be trying anything devious anymore hm?" Mr.B said as he just poured tea into his own cups next.
"oh come on, i won't be doing anything wrong...now if you excuse me" Taco grunted before walking away from the cop who gave her a doubtful look before shaking his head and just taking his tea cups away from the kitchen.
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Candle was seen mediating near a tree with a small frown before Mr.B came up to her.
"i have your tea darling" Mr.B said as he sat down near Candle
"thank you B..." Candle sighed before taking her cup
"you sound troubled...an unusual behavior from yourself if i say" Mr.B said as he sipped on his tea
"do i?" Candle asked as he nodded "oh well...i suppose it must be this game, these challenges have been really awful lately"
"too bad we can't quit..." Mr.B sighed
"hmm...however i am concerned, something tells me that bad things are coming in our way soon..." Candle said with a worried face
"try not to worry too much...if anything happens then i...we, are here to deal with it" Mr.B reassured as Candle just nodded
"oh guys check this out!" Junior said as he was on the roof inside a shopping cart with Cheeta
"oh for the love of...Junior what do you you're doing?" Mr.B sighed in frustration
"this is jackass dude...come on do a flip!" Peter encouraged the puppet
"oh man sick!" Vectorman said clapping
"alright here we go!" Cheeta said before pushing the cart further before he and Junior crashed down into the ground then
"who would've saw that coming..." Lilith muttered sarcastically
"why do you guys keep acting stupid all the time?" Donut asked
"Junior don't you remember what happened the last time we tried something like this!? Joseph had his entire body broken and then we had to go through HELL just to raise enough money..." Cody said as he face-palmed at their stupidity
"ooow...." Cheeta groaned with Junior
"nice crash landing though" Y/n noted
"alright campers get to the circle of communication already!" MePhone4 said clapping his hands for their attention
"i thought it was circle of talk?" Lilith asked as she went to sit down with the others
"okay before we get to your messages, let's actually read MINE first...i basically asked people to shower me with praise so...let's get to it" MePhone4 smirked as Brooklyn Guy sighed before reading the notes
"somebody said 'uhh.. mephone you look absolutely adorable and i love you even more than i love profily."
"oh!" MePhone4 gasped dramatically "why thank you lovely viewer!"
"are we really doing this?" Taco groaned
"next one said 'You are okay' and would you look at that they left a thumbs up at end"
"I'm more than okay baby" MePhone4 winked at the camera as the others just rolled their eyes as they couldn't believe what was going on right now...
"this said 'Your Cool and Awesome'" sunglasses emoji...wow" Brooklyn Guy sighed
"facts, this viewer is literally truth" MePhone4 nodded
"what...?" Lilith said
"next message 'at least you're not as bad as Taco'"
"HAH!" MePhone4 sneered
"how rude!" Taco pouted
"it's facts though" Vectorman shrugged
"final message was just 'compliment'...they added a bunch of lines and other stuff but I can't even process how to say any of that" Brooklyn Guy admitted
"what even was the point of that?" Candle asked
"just stroking my ego" MePhone4 said flexing in many poses
"are we bringing back the money gifts and videos then?" Brooklyn Guy asked
"hmm...okay fine, i guess i can do that...and i guess I'll add myself back in the question forms so hm?" MePhone4 shrugged
"don't add me, i hate the viewers!" Chef Pee Pee groaned
"woooow Chef Pee Pee you really going to talk about them like that?" Junior asked in disbelief
"shut the hell up you snotty brat, i wish someone would gift you C4 or something!" Chef Pee Pee growled angrily
"what do you want to do with C4? blow up a door" Monotaro giggled
"that's Liekable's job dude" Peter said with a snort
"moving onto the Daniels, their first message was 'for donut, if you could choose any person from your universe to join the game, who would you pick?"
"uh...maybe Bottle...actually no she would probably be eliminated easily...uh maybe Barf Bag, i think she'd be good friends with everyone here" Donut stated
"now why would we befriend a throw up bag...wait if every object is possible...then if there a cum sock in your universe Donut?" Y/n asked
"uh..." Donut uttered
"Y/n please restrain yourself from asking absurd questions" Mr.B sighed as they held the bridge of their nose in frustration
"is there a literal floating ass too" Peter asked
"i don't know!?" Donut responded in confusion and discomfort
"floating ass...whatever, next message 'Monotaro and Donut what is your status bond with each other?'"
"HE'S MY NEW BRO!" Monotaro yelled as he hugged Donut tightly
"awwww!" Cheeta said while clasping his hands together
"ow..." Donut sighed as he patted Monotaro on the back
"totally better than Monokid, Monodam...Mono...funny?" Monotaro stopped for a moment
"do you have a uncle by the name of Monobear?" Peter asked
"hmm...maybe?" Monotaro shrugged
"next message was 'hey i'm the one who had a nuke sent to them. thank god nukes aren't real am i right? anyways here: have the exact amount of lions that you could (probably) beat" wait what?" Brooklyn Guy gasped
"oh yeah, i think my nuke malfunctioned or something" MePhone4 hummed
"w-what about the lions...you allowed gifts again so..." Cody gulped as he shook rapidly while looking around
"well...since i don't wanna kill anyone right now, I'll just send them away" MePhone4 said before pressing on his screen
"where did you send them?" Candle asked
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somewhere in a another Island....
"NOT THE HAIR NO PLEASE!" Chris was seen getting chased by a bunch of lions
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"nowhere important" MePhone4 snickered
"i feel heavily concerned" Lilith said with a sigh
"next messages are for Taco, first one said 'redpilled'"
"what?" Taco raised her eyebrow
"based" Y/n blurted out
"wha...?" Taco just looked confused
"more like blackpilled" Peter said as Taco just looked really confused with their words
"uh...next message" she groaned
"well this one said 'Taco who should you manipulate to move forward in the game?'"
"oh I'm not going to do that anymore" Taco claimed holding her hand up
"really?" Cheeta asked
"of course...i feel bad for what I've done" Taco said with a guilty voice
"well...I dunno, i guess that's cool then?" Vectorman said with uncertainty
"hmm" Candle merely hummed in suspense
Confessional
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"totally won't manipulate anyone again...oh trust i won't..." Taco merely smirked
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"she is not trustworthy..." Candle sighed in disappointment
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Over
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"team Eliminated your first message is 'i just made a fanfic of peter x y/n and also fanart'"
"WHAT THE FUCK!?" Y/n yelled angrily
"ayyyy send the link bruv!" Peter laughed
"FUCK NO, KEEP THAT TO YOURSELF!" Y/n gagged
"goodness..." Mr.B rolled his eyes at them.
"next message is 'Candle do you trust Peter at all?'"
"well...it depends" Candle admitted with a little guilty voice
"nah you good, my ass is so ADHD that i can't focus on a single task...you good ma" Peter said with a relaxed smirk
"oh...okay then" Candle shrugged
"is that even a good thing?" Lilith asked him
"what good thing...you know my twerking skills? then yeah that shit is the bomb bro" Peter said causing Lilith to just give him a annoyed face
"can Lilith twe-" but Junior couldn't even finish his sentence as Lilith threw a rock at his face.
"I'd say that's assault but...it's also well deserved" Mr.B said with a little smile
"Junior learn some manners geez..." Donut rolled their eyes
"for Team Teams their only message said 'Y/n L/n if you get eliminated I swear I will start a riot'"
"huh where's my message?" Cheeta asked
"blame MePhone...why did you close the form way too early?" Chef Pee Pee asked
"I'll tell you later" MePhone4 waved his hand dismissively
"well bro if i get eliminated then my danganronpa 101 arc is coming back, gonna poison cupcakes, force fatasses to kill midget cooks and then tell others to commit terrorism as a figment of their dreams and future visions" Y/n said casually
"lately you've been behaving well, don't break that streak Mr.L/n..." Mr.B asked him
"fuck that...people loved me being an asshole back then dude" Y/n smirked
"actually i was the best character in DR101 thank you very much" Peter claimed
"as if...actually who was the worst character in that, Jade or Nikocado...what you think guys?" Y/n asked while looking at the camera
"what are you even talking about?" Cody asked them
"we had way too many Danganronpas to be honest you guys" Monotaro sighed
"just ignore them...what's the next message?" Taco asked feeling a little impatient
"well this message for the Nerds just said 'Why can’t you three lose already!?'"
"why would you want us to lose?" Lilith asked with annoyance
"yeah we're just a strong team" Cody said with indifference
"LEAVE SOME WINS FOR US DAMN!" Peter yelled
"we just avoided eliminations by luck...that's all" Mr.B shrugged
"well that's gonna change today cause we're totally going to kick your butts!" Junior said arrogantly
"yeah good luck with that" Cody sneered
"for the Muffs, the first message said 'Junior your mom"
"HEY!" Junior groaned angrily
"haha you don't know your mom!" Y/n mocked
"and yours is dead, what's your point?" Peter asked before Y/n quickly jumped over and started having a slap fight with him
"okay...next message was 'how does it feel to lose a member of your team?"
"well man i-"
"WAHHHH I MISS TUBBY SO MUCH!" Cheeta said crying loudly
"same dude...but we're Muffs bro, we'll stay strong for our king!" Vectorman said with determination
"YEAH, MUFF 4 EVEAH!" Junior cheered
"i still hate that name..." Lilith growled
"nows the time for my messages" Brooklyn Guy smirked before reading the first note 'Ehhh your bland'....wow, thanks...y-you know it's not like I'm the person who even bothers to read your messages, or the fact that me and Pooby are the only ones carrying the entire SML channel..but okay sure yeah, bland right" Brooklyn Guy rolled their eyes
"it's Brooklyn Guy, Cody and honestly Jackie Chu that carry the channel, anybody else thinks that Goodman should have more videos of himself too...i dunno maybe have him go through a adventure for once like he has to something before he loses all of his money, keep mario out of the video, Jeffy's dumbass and PLEASE KEEP ROSE OUT TOO...just ya know have Goodman do something on his own, build up the character a little" Peter finished with his overly long suggestion
"yeah good luck with that, Logan has a kid to take care of and most of the videos are short now...anybody remembers when 10 minutes were called SML Shorts?" Y/n asked
"my brain is turning to mush...please quit talking" Taco pleaded
"my final message said 'how did you get this job?'...well i was sitting in my couch trying to watch a game of Miami Heat with Karen constantly bitching in my ear, not gonna lie if MePhone didn't teleport into the living room, I would've hit my wife with the good old RKO, chokeslam, a DDT all kinds of wwe moves" Brooklyn Guy admitted casually
"so you're saying that you would've committed domestic violence?" Mr.B raised his eyebrow
"pfft yeah? I'm a cop too so you can't arrest me" Brooklyn Guy scoffed
"oh yeah B, we actually have a personal message for you today...listen closely now" MePhone4 said before his screen changed to a picture of a brown cat
Grosha: "yo B! glad you're still in the game, I'M STILL UPSET ABOUT THEM NOT PICKING ME..."
"anyways don't worry about me, i got these criminals under control...just make sure you win that prize, not for yourself but for me!"
"do you know how many snacks I could get with that...just don't lose now, also boss is a little angry but...eh what can we do huh?
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"what else did i expect from you Grosha?" Mr.B said with a small laugh
"Grosha will be in danganronpa 10-"
"HUSH!" Y/n shushed Peter quickly
"i still can't believe cats can talk like humans..." Lilith muttered
"what does that supposed to mean?" Cheeta asked her
"okay that's all the messages for today, i know that was short but I'll keep the poll up a little longer next time, now then today's challenge is going to be exciting...everybody please get in the bus" MePhone4 said before a bus came and destroyed the boys Cabin of the Wannabees along the way.
"bro..." Vectorman said in disbelief
"GET IN BOZOS!" MePhone4 yelled before he quickly ran inside the bus as the others did so too.
"it's been a while since we got in this right Donut?" Monotaro asked with excitement
"yeah...that challenge" Donut shivered as he remembered the bigfoot incident...
"hold onto your seat belts!" Brooklyn Guy said before pressing on a button that caused the bus to go extremely fast to the point of pushing the others into their chairs as they all entered a dimensional wormhole
"oooooooh gooooodnesss!" Mr.B said in terror as he was pressed against the chair completely
"AUGH!" Chef Pee Pee was thrown all the way back before slamming into the back window before the bus suddenly stopped as the chef slowly slided down and fell into the ground.
"okay then" MePhone4 got off the ground and dusted himself "everybody out!"
everybody groaned before following the host outside
they all looked around to find themselves in flat surface...
"where are we?" Candle asked while looking at the clouds.
"glad you asked...welcome back to San Andreas, and we're in it's infamous MOUNT CHILIAD!" MePhone4 announced as the camera zoomed away as it showed a view of the large mountain
"why the hell are we here!? don't you know that planes crash in here all the time...blame them game's AI by the way!" Peter said as a plane flew above them
"relax, it's not that scary...anyways today's challenge is simple but risky, because we're having double eliminations!" MePhone4 announced as the others looked worried now "all you need to do is get on your bike, race all the way down and avoid accidentally falling falling off the mountain, you're safe from elimination as long as you don't get the lowest place on the race...we placed a bunch of flags for you to know where to go, just have fun now "
"yeah...fun" Cody signed
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shortly after that, everybody got in their bikes and lined up together
"isn't it a little unfair for Vectorman to join in...i mean he's a robot with no stamina, that's a huge disadvantage for us all" Lilith pointed out
"hey don't be jelly that our team member is better than you!" Junior said angrily
"ah come on guys..." Vectorman sighed deeply
"i don't care Lilith" MePhone4 smirked as Lilith just grumbled to herself
"what's wrong bro?" Monotaro asked Donut who was seen shaking a lot
"are you scared of cycling...it's going to be fine dear" Candle assured to which Donut just shook his head
"n-not that...what if Bigfoot is here again...i don't wanna be eaten again!" Donut said with a scared voice
"don't worry about it, if he ever comes near you again I'd rip his heart out!" Monotaro said as he extended his claws out
"that's a little worrying to hear but...thanks" Donut said smiling a little
"oh man this sure would be fun!" Cheeta said gleefully
"i don't think so..." Candle said with a concerned look.
"ready to get beaten?" Peter smirked at Y/n
"as if...i know this place like the back of Tara's ASS!" Y/n snarled
"yeah? well i know this track like the organ layout of your parents carcass bro" Peter mocked while Y/n growled angrily
"this isn't going to be pretty..." Mr.B gulped as the chilly wind blew against his fur
"oh god..." Cody shivered anxiously
"..." Taco just gripped person on the bike handles tightly with a stern face as Chef Pee Pee stood in the middle holding a gun...
"alright are you all 13 people ready...1..2......3......GO!" Chef Pee Pee shot the gun in the air as everybody quickly began to cycle forward and accidentally run over Chef Pee Pee in the process
"ow..." Chef Pee Pee groaned painfully
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{Play Track} ~ Bike Race 2
everybody was then seen cycling as they all took a smooth right curve avoiding hitting the red and white fence.
Peter and Y/n were seen trying to hit each other while the others cycled normally before they found themselves faced with two paths.
"i think we should just stick to the main paths, shortcuts are dangerous!" Mr.B said while panting
"FUCK THAT BITCH!" Peter yelled before quickly turning left and going through the narrowed pathway
"OH HELL NO, YOU WON'T BEAT ME TODAY!" Y/n quickly followed after him while the others took the normal route
Peter and Y/n were seen bumping into walls then and grunting painfully before they eventually fell down a cliff screaming
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"Idiots..." Lilith muttered as she cycled forward behind Taco as everybody went through a curvy path, they did a small U turn to the left before cycling forward and curving to the right next.
they were meant with different routes again
"we shouldn't take the straight path!" Cody suggested
"of course you would say that, get out of my way Cody!" Junior punched Cody in the face which knocked him out of the bike
"HEY!" Mr.B yelled angrily as Junior cycled to the straight path laughing
"we need to help Cody!" Cheeta said stopping his bike with the others.
Taco smirked as she ignored them all and just took a left before going down the curvy paths
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"Haha! yes I'm going to win this challenge!" Junior laughed as he cycled forward before seeing a curvy left path.
he cycled faster before suddenly he heard a odd noise before he turned around to see a plane coming straight at him
"AHHHHHH!" Junior screamed as he stopped the bike and cycled back before the plane crashed right into the rocks knocking Junior away with his bike thanks to the explosion impact
"uhhh...." Junior groaned as he laid down with only a few scraps
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"did anybody hear that?" Candle asked as Cody was seen being helped by Donut and Mr.B
"that doesn't matter, we have to continue come on!" Cody said as he quickly got on his bike before the others continued down the curvy pathways
Taco was seen away from her back and drawing something on the dirt before she eventually saw all of the other contestants coming towards her
she chuckled evilly before getting on the bike and cycling away
"oh how nice of Taco to wait for us!" Vectorman said cheerfully
"something isn't right..." Candle said to herself as she slowed down.
"oh just wait i put my hands on that Junior-"
but as soon as Cody's bike tire touches the drawing it lights up before a block of ice came shooting up sending Cody in the air screaming
"CODY!" Donut gasped
"WHAT IN THE BLUE HELL IS THIS!?" Mr.B yelled as he stopped his bike before he could crash into the icy block
"how did it get here..." Lilith wondered as she saw Cody laying on the ground further into the other pathway
"let's lick it until it dissolves!" Monotaro suggested
"great idea!" Cheeta smiled and stuck his tongue out
"actually let me handle it!" Vectorman said before aiming his palm at the ice and blasting it with one of his shots causing the ice block to shatter into many pieces
"nicely done, let's move!" Mr.B commanded as he and Lilith cycled forward with the others following behind.
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"ice glyph magic, was that extremely evil? yes, would've my idea had somebody killed? absolutely, however that didn't happen yet...what? i said i wouldn't manipulate anymore...this is sabotage, a bit different don't you think?" Taco smirked smugly
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"there goes my faith in her...there's no use in helping her" Candle sighed deeply and shook her head in disappointment
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Over
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Taco was seen in the lead while the others were following after her, she took a left and avoided falling off the sharp cliff and cycled quickly forward
"come on B!" Lilith said as she also took a sharp left followed by the others.
"oh how i miss my youth..." Mr.B panted and wiped off sweat from his forehead
everybody was seen cycling together until suddenly they all heard loud sounds before a plane crashed right in front of them
"WHAT THE HECK!?" Donut yelled as more planes crashed right into the mountain wall
Taco managed to make it out of the crashing zone before cycling away quickly as the others were seen to a halt
"WATCH OUT!" Cheeta yelled as a plane crashed next to Monotaro and sent the little bear flying over to Donut's bike before he landed on the seat next to Donut
"JUST MOVE OUT OF HERE!" Vectorman yelled and began cycling forward with the rest and avoiding the planes crashing behind them.
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"okay for your information, i didn't plan for the plane crashing...heh see what i did there, this mountain is just a goldmine for aircraft crashes...i don't know why though" MePhone4 said with a shrug
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Over
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"AUGHHH!" Cheeta yelled as he finally made it out of there before cycling after the others to which they arrived at a multi route again
"OH SCREW IT!" Lilith said before taking off to the right path and going down the mountain followed by Mr.B
"go straight Donut!" Monotaro suggested as he held onto Donut tightly
"o-okay!" Donut said as he took the straight path with Candle, Vectorman and Cheeta.
they cycled forward into the forest with Vectorman taking the lead followed by Cheeta and Candle while Donut struggled thanks to the extra weight in his bike and body
"come on bro they're ahead of us!" Monotaro said patting Donut on the back
"i can't...too tired" Donut huffed
"RAAAAH!" a roar came from behind to which Donut and Monotaro looked at before seeing Bigfoot riding a pink bike
"AHHHHHHHHH!!!" Donut yelled loudly before he started to pedal faster while Bigfoot chased after the two.
Taco was seen drawing fire glyphs in the wooden bridge with a black marker before suddenly Peter and Y/n fell down from the mountain and into the ground
"o-ow...fucking dick!" Peter growled as he got in his bike then
"oh piss off!" Y/n said as he got in his bike too
"ugh!" Taco groaned before stopping what she was doing and getting into her bike as she was ahead of the two before pedaling away with them following after
"there's Peter and Y/n!" Cheeta exclaimed before suddenly he was overtaken by Donut and Monotaro with Bigfoot pedaling after them
"WHAT!?" Candle gasped in shock
"RAGHHHHHH!!" Bigfoot threw a rock at Donut who steered right to avoid it before suddenly Bigfoot's bike tire stepped on a fire glyph marker which lit him on fire causing the beast to scream loudly
"AUGHHHH!!!" Donut screamed too as he hit a ice glyph which lifted him off the ground a little before he fell right into the wooden bridge again as Bigfoot just rammed right into the ice block and shattered it completely
"what in the world?" Taco said looking back to see Donut coming after her along with that hairy ape
"what the fuck!?" Peter said before he was punched by Bigfoot and then came crashing to a tree
"HOLD ON MAN I-" but Y/n accidentally fell down from the wooden bridge and crashed into the ground next.
"COME AT ME!!" Monotaro yelled before he jumped right at Bigfoot's face and started to claw him
"MONOTARO!!" Donut yelled
"I'LL BE FINE JUST FINISH THE RACE!" Monotaro yelled back as he pulled on the ape's ears causing the beast to growl in pain before steering off and crashing into a tree with Monotaro
"holy moly!" Vectorman said as he went past the two with Candle and Cheeta
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Taco was seen pedaling faster and avoiding trees as she looked back to see Donut behind along with the three
"augh, i should've brought papers..." Taco grumbled at her own mistake
a bunch of planes came crashing into the trees while the others tried avoiding them.
"I REALLY HATE MEPHONE FOR THIS ONE!" Donut yelled angrily as he hopped over a broken airplane wing
"so many destruction in such a lovely forest..." Candle sighed deeply
"oh man i don't like this place one bit!" Cheeta whined as they all slid down a hill and turned right.
"yeehaw!" Vectorman took a shortcut however and landed down with a thud before quickly pedaling towards the cave
as they were doing so suddenly the weather changed out of nowhere to midnight
"what the...oh whatever!" Taco rolled her eyes and cycled after Vectorman before she got an idea.
she took out her pen marker before narrowing her eyes and chucking it right at Vectorman's bike tires causing them to suddenly stop and launch the robot off his bike and onto the ground as Taco then passed him with a laugh
"Grrr..." Candle growled angrily at what she saw
"Vectorman hurry up!" Cheeta said as he cycled past the robot
"I'm coming..." Vectorman grunted and quickly got on his bike before pedaling after the others
they all pedaled through a straight path while planes kept crashing onto the mountains to which they had to avoid all of the pieces from hitting them.
Taco was in the lead with Donut behind her unable to check up.
Taco smirked and looked ahead to see the finish line...
just near the finish circle was MePhone4 standing there waiting for the contestants
Taco's eyes sparkled before she started laughing in joy
"YES, I'VE WON! TAKE THAT YOU IDIOTS!" she yelled smugly before looking forward and gasping loudly as Mr.B and Lilith came down from the other pathway next to the finish
"NOOOOOOO!" Taco yelled in horror as Lilith crossed the finish line with Mr.B before Taco did so along with Donut, Vectorman, Candle and Cheeta.
"woah, well that's half of you here, now we gotta wait for Y/n, Peter, Monotaro, Junior and Cody...speaking of which here comes the two troublemakers!" MePhone4 said as he pointed at Peter and Y/n who were heavily injured and had their bikes nearly destroyed before the two crossed the finish and dropped on the ground in exhaustion
"i told you to stick to the main pathways..." Mr.B said with a little head shake
"oh look here comes...Monotaro and bigfoot!?" Brooklyn Guy said in disbelief as Monotaro was seen pedaling towards them with Bigfoot on front
"HURRY UP!" Monotaro smacked bigfoot on the head to which the ape whimpered in fear before pedaling faster until the both crossed the finish
"Monotaro!" Donut gasped
"hello, NOW YOU GET LOST!" Monotaro yelled at Bigfoot who screamed like a girl before quickly running away from the rest.
"and here comes the brat and Cody..." Chef Pee Pee groaned as Junior finished the line followed by Cody who had bruises on his body
"aghhh...who won?" Junior asked in pain
"ugh..." Cody dropped to the ground next
"well Lily finished first, B finished second, Taco third, Donut fourth, Vectorman fifth, Candle sixth, Cheeta seventh, Monotaro eighth, Peter ninth, Y/n tenth, and you bozos finished at eleventh and twelfth...since those are the lowest place, you both are officially eliminated from the show" MePhone4 announced
"WHAT?! NO!" Junior yelled
"ow...my back" Cody groaned
"what happened to voting?" Cheeta asked
"can't really do that anymore, anyways, any last words you two?" MePhone4 asked
"welp i guess my parents are going to spank me for not coming home sooner...not that i don't mind getting spanked but, eh...it was fun spending time with you all, especially Cucumber....so yeah i guess I'll go back with Ken" Cody sighed
"ya know, despite being a sussy boy...we'll miss your ass man" Peter said with a small smirk
"not me..." Y/n muttered
"this is really unfortunate..." Mr.B sighed sadly
"man Junior...I'm so sorry dude" Vectorman sighed sadly
"this is BULL...can i at least get a kiss from Lilith before i go away?" Junior pleaded
"you know what...sure come here" Lilith said
"REALLY!??" Junior gasped before closing his eyes and puckering his lips before Lilith then just punched him in the face knocking him on the ground.
"just wanted to get one last hit, send him away now" Lilith said with a satisfied smirk
"bye bye brat!" Chef Pee Pee laughed joyfully before the two were teleported away by MePhone4
"alright, time to head home now" MePhone4 said before that same bus appeared
"ugh...not this thing again" Taco grumbled before getting inside the bus with the others.
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finally they all appeared in the camp again before everybody quickly exited the bus.
"man...i feel so sad that both Cody and Junior had to leave" Cheeta sighed
"FUCK THEM, MAN I'M GONNA GO CELEBRATE" Chef Pee Pee said laughing as he went to the dining hall
"well he seems happy..." Brooklyn Guy muttered
"you guys can go to sleep now, i need to head back and kiss myself on the mirror" MePhone4 stated as he then teleported away.
"goodness...never again" Mr.B sighed as he walked away with a very happy looking Lilith.
"are you going to be okay?" Candle asked Vectorman who had his head hung down
"i don't know...sucks that the team is now gone...but I'll be okay tomorrow i think, see ya guys later" Vectorman waved goodbye before walking away
"thanks for the help back there..." Donut smiled at Monotaro
"no problem, that thing won't mess with my bro again!" Monotaro exclaimed
"i have to leave now, so excuse me" Taco said abruptly before walking away until Candle stepped in the way.
"watch yourself...i know what you did" Candle said sternly
"oh sleep it off, i didn't even win the race...ugh" Taco rolled her eyes and just pushed Candle aside to which the latter gave her a angry look in return as Taco walked away with a smirk
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MePhone4 was seen making out with a mirror before opening his eye to see the camera to which he then threw the mirror away before smiling sheepishly
"why hello there...so the kiddos are gone huh...how sad i guess, anyways i don't have much to say except that there were a bunch of plane crashes tonight...anyways now that our numbers are little, it got me wondering...who do you think is going to make it to the final four? I'll be leaving that for you guys to answer, don't be shy to send gifts by the way, i won't be punishing you for it...so yeah, we'll see you next time on TOTAL CROSSOVER BATTLE! this is me MePhone4 signing off!" MePhone4 waved goodbye at the camera before a explosion was heard from outside.
"uh MePhone? a plane just crashed outside" Brooklyn Guy yelled from downstairs as MePhone4 just looked at the camera before shrugging as the episode faded to black finally.
message submits have been closed, thank you for those who left a message and gifts!
Teams
Notes:
well RIP to the SML stars....although this episode was short i actually had fun writing it! and I feel satisfied with it as well unlike the other ones, also here's a little reveal for the danganronpa 102 character cast,
Knife from inanimate insanity
Grosha from Grosha and Mr.B
Redditor (original character)
these are the only three i can think of right now lol but you guys will see who else is going to be in that fanfic soon enough, after I'm done with my silent hill fanfic of course :)
Chapter 18: Episode 15: Back Here Again
Summary:
the contestants do something different
Chapter Text
Episode 15: Back Here Again
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another morning and another day...
"it feels so lonely here somehow" Lilith commented as she sat in the circle of talk
"yes, now that only a handful of us are left" Mr.B said
"man i wonder if they're watching us right now?" Cheeta asked
"that'd be cool..." Vectorman said as he looked a little bored
"welcome to the zoo-ooooh~ zoooo-~oooh~!" Y/n sang happily
"welcome to the zooo-oooh~ zooo-oooh!" Peter sang also with Monotaro.
"like somebody said...this is the end my friend" Monotaro sang tapping his knees
"no more fighting for freedom..." Y/n sang next
"no more words to spend, i heard that somebody said, that ignorance is bliss in the end...the bliss of our dreams my friend" Peter continued while the others just sighed at their antics
"and this is the end..." Y/n sang quietly before the three started singing loudly
"WELCOME TO THE ZOOOOO-OOOOOH! WELCOME TO ZOOO-OOOOH-"
"WOULD YOU BE QUIET!?" Taco snapped at the three.
"what were you guys even singing?" Donut asked as Taco's shout caused him to wince a little
"as if you guys would understand" Peter said with sass
"i don't care just quit talking!" Taco growled
"leave them alone" Candle said sternly
"whatever..." Taco rolled her eyes
"i still don't understand why they refuse to repair the Wannabees Cabins...now some of us have to sleep in the Chaotic Idiots one..." Mr.B sighed
"is that a bad thing?" Cheeta asked as he swatted a fly away
"yes...some of you snore too loudly" Mr.B said angrily while eyeing Peter
"what, i just sleep good bruv" Peter shrugged
"well Lily and Candle are sleeping soundly in the girls cabin for the Wannabees" Vectorman pointed out
"yeah, not only that but Junior is gone too to which just fuels my happiness further" Lilith smiled brightly
"why did Cody get eliminated, now we don't have anymore sussery...lame" Y/n grunted
"why hello campers!" MePhone4 suddenly appeared out of nowhere with BG and lord Peep
"man isn't it a beautiful day today?" Chef Pee Pee asked cheerfully
"you got that right" Lilith gave him a thumbs up
"are you really that happy?" Donut asked he
"yep" Lilith nodded
"anyway ya bozos, congrats for making it this far...let's all get down to the messages shall we?" MePhone4 said before Brooklyn Guy pulled up a bunch of notes
"alright Daniels, the first message for you was 'donut, what do u think of ur nickel?'"
"oh, uh...i dunno, he needs to lighten up a little i guess...he's way too pessimistic" Donut said rolling his eyes.
"next ones are for York, 'Donut, you're not the sacrificial lion anymore! We already had four of them in excessive order! High five!'"
"oh no that's not happening anymore, he's locked inside a cage now" MePhone4 said with a smirk
"that's not legal to do" Mr.B stated
"well what about the high five than!?" Monotaro asked anxiously
"i got you" Vectorman gave Donut a high five then.
"ow..." Donut said rubbing his palm
"oops..' Vectorman said sheepishly
"he also gifted you a mirror" Brooklyn Guy threw it at Donut then.
"why? if anything i need a mirror, i can't look at this gorgeous face without one" MePhone4 said as he took a selfie from a smaller phone that looked like him...?
"thanks but I'm not sure if i need a mirror for anything?" Donut said as he laid the mirror down next to him.
"the message continues with 'Monotaro, how many Danganronpas are there?'"
"52!" Monotaro answered cheerfully
"THAT MANY!?" Mr.B gasped
"yep, man I wish I could've saw at least one of them...i only been in one myself" Monotaro sighed
"yeah maybe it's for the best..." Y/n said
"technically 53 because you know, 101 and shit" Peter said with a shrug
"and actually this message is for everyone, it said 'EVERYBODY, how do you currently feel about your teammate? If you don't have any anymore how do you currently feel not being with any teammates?'"
"well i think B is nice" Lilith said with a smile
"Lilith is a good girl, i don't have much complaints" Mr.B said in a polite manner
"Candle is fucking boss AF!" Peter stated
"Peter is...interesting" Candle said a little awkwardly
"I LOVE MY BRO!" Monotaro yelled as he hugged Donut tightly
"Cheeto is alright, a little retarded but still good" Y/n patted the cat on the back
"thanks...what does that mean by the way?" Cheeta asked while scratching their head
"feels a little lonely and overwhelming to be honest, a little unfair but then again it was kinda unfair of me to do a bike race against people that don't have unlimited stamina like me" Vectorman shrugged
"ugh...no comment" Taco rolled her eyes
"somebody's sad..." Peter snickered
"as if..." Taco grunted
"next message, 'Donut- Your one of my favorite Contestants in this, And Donut, your Theory about who ever speaks first before elimination has a higher chance of getting cake first works - Your Local Game Master'"
"wait when did i come up with that theory?" Donut said a little confused by the message.
"okay see you're like the Donut from the last episode of TPOT...the fourth episode is out but you're not really from that time line yet...so ya know" Peter shrugged casually
"okay...?" Donut muttered
"yeah the time lines are kinda messed up but whatever...next message was 'i eat donuts for breakfast'"
"YOU MONSTER!" Donut gasped in horror
"what? we all like donuts, all of my cop buddies eat them all the time, my favorite is the ones with the sprinkles...god they taste so good" Brooklyn Guy drooled in hunger as Donut gave him a horrified look
"hey stop traumatizing my friend you bozo!" Monotaro growled
"actually Taco your kind gets eaten too...especially by me, i be eating taco bell and clogging up at least six toilets bro" Y/n said while Taco gave him a disgusted look
"ugh...revolting!" Taco groaned
"enough donut talk...i should get some later, uh anyways...this message said 'i cant think of a question for both of you so this one is just for donut again. which one was a better host in your opinion? tv, four, or two?'"
"two, most definitely...i mean his challenges are a little reckless too but at least we don't get killed by him all the gosh dang time" Donut grumbled
"language!" Monotaro scowled
"oh..sorry" Donut sighed
"it's a good thing i don't do that right?" MePhone4 smiled while the others simply gave him unamused looks
"bruh..." Vectorman muttered
"dude you suck as a host" Chef Pee Pee said shaking his head
"alright think I'll let Junior rejoin" MePhone4 said as he moved his finger on his screen
"NO DON'T!" both Chef Pee Pee and Lilith yelled at him
"then keep your mouth shut" MePhone4 pouted
"I wouldn't mind having some of the others come to be honest" Cheeta admitted
"final message was 'to deny my gift, of an unspecified amount of lions? this could make warriors weep. so anyway here's the thing'"
"well it was a good decision" Candle sighed
"where did you send those again?" Taco asked MePhone4
"don't worry about it...anyways have your thing bear boy" MePhone4 threw a cushion that was shaped like the word THING...
"YES, NOW MY COLLECTION IS COMPLETE!" Monotaro said joyfully
"why do you keep those things around...?" Mr.B asked as Monotaro chewed on the cushion
"yeah we're not making any innuendos anymore" Peter shook his head while looking at the camera
"anyway Taco your first message was 'Here's a real, genuine gift. A teddy bear.'" here you go" Brooklyn Guy gave her a teddy bear then
"what am i...5?" Taco said with a annoyed face before throwing the toy into the fire
"AUGH SOMEBODY SAVE THAT BEAR!" Cheeta shrieked
"I GOT IT!" Vectorman quickly got up and stuck his hand into the campfire before taking out the bear and laying it on the ground
"DO CPR!" Monotaro cried out
"BREATHE COME ON JUST BREATHE!" Vectorman yelled as he hit the teddy bear on the chest multiple times
"SOMEBODY GET SOME HELP BACK HERE!" Y/n yelled with a goofy ahh voice
"OH MY FUCKING GOD!" Peter said holding his head in disbelief and shock
"oh my...guys just quit this foolery" Mr.B sighed in frustration
"seriously...you all look stupid" Lilith said with a eye roll
"IT'S DEAD, WHY DID YOU DO THIS YOU MONSTER!?" Monotaro yelled angrily at Taco
"wha...? IT'S JUST A TOY!" Taco face-palmed with a loud groan
"OOOH SO NOW SHE SAYING THAT BEAR LIVES AREN'T IMPORTANT!?" Peter scoffed in absolute disbelief
"OKAY, OKAY SO THIS IS HOW WE DOING THINGS NOW HUH?" Y/n asked
"YEAH, BEAR LIVES MATTER!" Vectorman exclaimed
"ENOUGH ALREADY!" Taco yelled again
"yeah just break it up already, we already know Taco is racist anyways" MePhone4 snickered
"WHAT?" Taco gave him a annoyed face
"they were so young..." Monotaro cried as Donut patted his back with a sigh
"okay the next message to this racist here said 'gateboss girlkeep gaslight'"
"i don't even understand these people most of the time" Taco sighed
"these people?...what do you mean by that?" Peter raised his eyebrow
"yeah what do you mean?" Brooklyn Guy hummed suspiciously
"i beg you...JUST GET TO THE NEXT MESSAGE!" Taco growled
"hmm alright...this one said 'don't fucking lie'"
"okay? lying is part of our nature, what should i not lie about?" Taco asked
"about everything?" Candle gave her a annoyed look
"that's unrealistic dear, i only give out white lies nothing more...so just drop it" Taco pouted
"yeah okay" Mr.B rolled his eyes at her.
"next message said 'Taco, I now love you, after Causing emotional damage in the first episodes I feel bad, dead serious I feel like you would win my following reasons,. 1. Character Growth, because well, Story Line and shit, 2. character Growth 3. Redemption Arc - Your Local Game Master'"
"character growth...? i mean she kinda acts like a dick to everybody still, what's different now?" Chef Pee Pee asked
"excuse you? i don't act like a...D to anyone, i just have standards" Taco explained
"standards? what so we're just peasants to you then?" Lilith asked with a raised eyebrow
"i didn't say that, quit choosing words for me" Taco grunted
"we don't need to, we already know what kind of person you are" Candle said narrowing her eyes at Taco
"man...if this was a soap opera, these two would've been kissing already" Peter said
"what...oh please not that stupid cliché..." Lilith groaned
"as if...just stop talking nonsense" Taco said with disgust
"the next message is for Candle, 'Stay strong, Candle. You've been who I've been rooting for from the start and the fact you've been struggling emotionally is saddening. Here, I'll give you a picture of a dog'"
Candle was given a picture of a little black and white puppy then.
"aww..." Candle hugged the picture tightly
"deepak?" Cheeta read the word in the picture "also cute puppy...kinda reminds me of Timmy a little bit"
"deepak more like...deepaket these nuts in your mouth!" Y/n sneered
"alright put them in" Peter opened his mouth widely
"BRUH NO!" Y/n quickly gagged in disgust
"anybody remembers the live action movie?" Brooklyn Guy asked
"this makes me think of Carli back home...a criminal mastermind he is, I hope Grosha really is doing fine without me..." Mr.B sighed on worry
"i can turn into a puppy too! or a rhino...or a tank...a scorpion...actually i can morph into a bunch of animals" Vectorman hummed to himself
"next message, 'Candle, I love you as you set Taco in place, now Character growth can happen - Your Local Game Master'"
"ugh..." Taco grumbled
"unfortunately it didn't seem to work...even when receiving that speech from before" Candle sighed in disappointment
"and the final message was 'for peter, whats your opinion on taco x microphone'"
"not gonna lie...HOT AF, if i had my phone right now I'd be going stupid on their rule 34 posts LIKE BRLRBRLRBRLRBL!" Peter shook his head while making weird sounds
"that's what my wife said all the time whenever she got grossed out!" Monotaro exclaimed
"FOR THE LOVE OF SOUR CREAM SHUT YOUR MOUTH!" Taco snapped
"why do people immediately ship situations like that...didn't Microphone only wanted to be her friend?" Y/n asked with a groan
"let people ship...LET THEM SHIP WITH FREEDOM BITCH!" Peter yelled
"yeah stop gatekeeping kiddo" MePhone4 said rolling their eyes
"okay, guess you won't mind my MePhone4 X Toilet ship then?" Y/n smirked
"....next messages Brooklyn" MePhone4 groaned
"what's rule 34?" Cheeta asked in confusion
"NEXT MESSAGES!" MePhone4 yelled frantically
"okay next message 'Cheeta, I'M SORRY YOU DIDN'T GET A MESSAGE! FORMS CLOSED EARLY!!! Don't worry, Tubby was growing tired of playing the competition and you'll meet him after you win. Also can I ask how Kitty's doing. I'D GIVE YOU A HUG AND TELL YOU EVERYTHING IS ALRIGHT, ACTUALLY—"
"nope still in his cage" MePhone4 cut Brooklyn Guy off
"aw thanks, i think she's doing all swell with the others, she's very close to Nazz ya know? still her favorite friend though!" Cheeta bragged
"continuing with the message 'Also can I just say how adorable Cheeta is? I mean, look at him! He's cute! And you're a rock fan, right? What about this song?"
"thanks again also oooh music? come on then!" Cheeta bounced in excitement
"alright alright..." MePhone4 sighed and then pressed something on his body which began playing the music
"huh, this sort of reminds me of the music from the urbz...gameboy edition though" Peter noted
"i like this...but i also like fast music" Cheeta said
"emo music...also why is there a wojack as the cover art?" Y/n asked
"sounds relaxing" Lilith said with her eyes closed
"another love song...aren't we getting tired of these?" Chef Pee Pee groaned
"aren't we getting tired of love?" Vectorman asked
"...are you okay?" Candle asked the robot
"moving on, this message for Y/n said 'Y/N- I am six episodes late, here you go'" we have a video request by the local molester-i mean game master..." Brooklyn Guy quickly corrected himself before the good old projector appeared out of nowhere as Chef Pee Pee then did his weirdo magic before the video started playing
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after the video
"i think I'm gonna be sick..." Lilith groaned as she held her stomach
"see this is what I'm talking about...who keeps letting this bozo get jobs...somebody lock his ass up DAMN!" Y/n exclaimed
"don't these people ever get arrested?" Mr.B asked as he looked a little disturbed
"that was really awful..." Candle sighed
"who cares...not our problem" Taco grunted
"lumpy and that bald mole dude need to go" Peter said shaking his head
"how do people keep getting footage of this kind of stuff..." Donut asked
"Lilith your message was 'Lilith, sorry for not sending a message, I did not expect the forms to close in the span of 13 seconds. I really didn't, trust me. I'll go back to the Kurt Vonnegut question, yes I was asking you if you'd recommend Kurt Vonnegut. I'm just gonna gift you a short story with the title of "All the King's Horses" for no parallel reasons relating to death games'"
Lilith was given the book afterwards
"thanks, i would recommend him though yes...honestly this is probably the only entertainment one could have in this dump" Lilith sighed
"what about the challenges?" MePhone4 asked
"yeah...no" Lilith gave him a unamused face
"wooow....okay" MePhone4 rolled his eyes
"for B this message said 'Mr B, if you mind the whole "you're gay for Mr B" thing I'll drop it if it's making you uncomfortable, but uh, honest and truly I genuinely think you're in love with him. You've straight up blushed when you got messages surrounding it. Also, you're french? Say something for the French viewers'"
"I'm actually English my friend, but i am quite fluent in a few languages...ahem, bonjour comment va tout le monde aujourd'hui?" Mr.B said in fluent French as he tipped his hat
"damn that's some good google translation OG!" Peter gave a thumbs up to the camera
"why is there no english version of Adèle's dumbass comic books, i wouldn't recommend it though because it promotes a toxic character lead...yeah keep acting like she's some sort of revolutionary icon Antoine" Y/n rolled his eyes in annoyance
"we need more fanfics of Adèle getting tortured or karma, if you guys read the comics, you probably don't understand French but SEE THE PICTURES...SHE'S A BITCH!" Peter said angrily
"oh come now, quit these remarks about her...she's only a little girl" Mr.B gave them a scowl
"yeah right, at least Jade is just a basic ass bully, she doesn't torture her cat or parents...damn assholes" Y/n sighed
"i have no idea what's happening" Donut muttered
"can you hurry up?" Taco grunted
"oh yeah here's some green tea sent by York B" Brooklyn Guy gave him a cup
"why thank you!" Mr.B smiled
"green tea? what about green soda instead?" Cheeta suggested
"you mean apple soda...or...lemon?" Lilith asked
"both" Cheeta said before pulling out two random soda cans out of nowhere
"how did you...nevermind" Lilith sighed in defeat
"yo B why did you ignore that part about Grosha?" Peter smirked slyly
"oh be quiet..." Mr.B groaned
"Vectorman, this message said 'Have a car battery again! Yet another car battery!'" Brooklyn Guy then threw him the battery
"pretty gnarly bruh, this thing got me bricked up" Vectorman said seductively to the battery
"what...?" Taco muttered
"aw...i remember when i first found love" Monotaro sighed dreamily
"this is really sick..." Chef Pee Pee said with a groan
"next message was 'vectorman when vector2 man'"
"when vector2? it's already out bro, though they need to make another game about me...I was supposed to be working on a third game but sheesh they canceled a long time ago..." Vectorman sighed
"oh yeah i don't think people liked that, they were all like Oh VECtOrmAn doESNT WorK as A 3d GAme...well how the fuck are you supposed to know that assholes? we can't have good games because of your constant whining...bunch of assholes i swear" Peter growled
"yeah...i mean i love my fans though but i don't think I'm getting any new games soon" Vectorman then looked down in sadness
"don't think that way dear, everything is possible..." Candle patted him on the back
"for MePhone, this message said 'Can I ask if the teams will merge once the cast reaches 9-10 players? I mean it makes the most sense.'"
"nah, the teams are getting disbanded after this next challenge" MePhone4 said casually
"oh really...wow i guess it really is happening" Donut said feeling a little nervous now
"yep, who cares about the merge anyway?" MePhone4 scoffed
"isn't that a important part?" Lilith asked
"isn't that a important part? said the geek as she looked at me with her big nerdy glasses" MePhone4 narrated loudly to himself as Lilith gave him a angry look
"and uh...this message said 'also to York Bigfoot, and OG Plush what do you feel about not being in the competition?"
"why do we keep meeting up with that thing!?" Donut exasperated
"ugh...hold on" MePhone4 pressed something in his body which caused OG Plush, York (who was in a cage) and Bigfoot to appear
"oh my fucking God...REALLY MEPHONE?" OG Plush growled angrily
"hello, I'm being held against my will at the moment" York said cheerfully
"ragh..." Bigfoot glared at Donut who his behind Monotaro as the latter growled at Bigfoot
"alright bozos, York you asked yourself for some reason and these two others on how you feel about not being a part of the competition?" Brooklyn Guy asked
"what...i literally have to write this thing or else the whole fanfic isn't getting finished, what are you even talking about?" OG Plush sighed in frustration
"well i think i should join the game, I'm a loyal fan and have been carrying this entire show!" York claimed
"raghhh..." Bigfoot roared
"translation, I'd like to join so i can use the prize to fend off against these crazy people that keep trying to take pictures of me...but yeah i don't think i have a chance unless MePhone4 says something about it" Peter translated to the others
"how do you even understand that?" Mr.B asked
"firstly, OG cannot join for obvious reasons, second...i didn't invite any of you bozos to join...SO LEAVE!" MePhone4 yelled
"can i at least hug Cheeta?" York asked
"yeah sure...SIKE!" MePhone4 quickly telsported the three away then.
"aww...no huggies?" Cheeta whimpered
"okay then, next message for MePhone was for 'biking down a mountain? with planes crashing down? could it be?...a reference to hit youtuber DougDoug????"
"not really...it felt more like 9/11-"
"let's not go there!" MePhone4 abruptly said with a nervous face
"'MePhone, I love you soooo much, your a good host and I appreciate that, Just be glad your not Like Four' sighed local game dude master or something" Brooklyn Guy shrugged
"why thank you, I'm definitely better than these bozos so...meh!" MePhone4 stuck his tongue out at the camera
"yeah right, thanks for shooting Cucumber in the head by the way" Lilith said sarcastically
"oh you're welcome Lily!" MePhone4 smiled at her as she groaned
"now for my messages, 'This man is carrying SML rn. I'll give him a gift. A punching bag and boxing gloves!' oh so you're saying that I'm ripped huh...yeah well ya know, been working lately" Brooklyn Guy started to flex his arms then while the others gave him a questioning look
"dude...this is why I'm glad to no longer be receiving messages" Chef Pee Pee sighed
"here's your gifts Brooklyn" MePhone4 said before a large punching box fell on Brooklyn Guy along with the gloves
"ow..." Brooklyn Guy groaned
"guess I'll read then" Chef Pee Pee picked up another note before reading it out loud "'the two worst characters being eliminated simultaneously? i would call for another celebration but reusing the same gag is sorta lame.instead party jumpscare'"
everybody stood with blank expressions as a single split frame of them partying occurred before the scene quickly changed back to normal
"what....?" Candle looked around in utter confusion
"woah...did anybody feel that?" Vectorman asked
"yeah, great party huh?" Peter smirked
"my stomach feels odd..." Taco groaned
"oh yeah that was the nachos" Brooklyn Guy pointed out
"anyways that was everything for today, also I've read your answers regarding on who would make it to the final four and oh boy aren't they spicy?" MePhone4 chuckled
"I'm definitely making it" Y/n claimed
"hell no, people want me to make it...i mean I'm basically the protagonist of 101 so" Peter shrugged
"hmph" Taco rolled her eyes at them
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"make it to the finals...yeah right" Taco scoffed "these two are at each other's throats, the challenge proved that their hatred for each other is a good way of making sure they'd get eliminated...pathetic"
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"if i get eliminated then that's fine, i just hope Taco doesn't win..." Candle said with a worried face
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Over
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"anyways let's get down to the challenge, this one is pretty good so basically you all need to-" but suddenly an odd sound occurred before everyone looked to the side and saw a portal open up
"huh?" Monotaro titled his head in confusion
"what's happening?" Lilith asked feeling a little anxious
"oh great...who is interfering with my show now? hey you, GET OUT BEFORE I-" but MePhone4 was cut off by a red Lazer flying out of the portal and towards him before the host gets hit by the Lazer causing him to glitch out before dropping down unconscious as the others gasped
"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!???" Brooklyn Guy yelled in horror
"OH FUCK!" Peter gasped as a purple mist came flowing from the portal and quickly spreading towards the contestants before they started coughing loudly
"augh..what's happening.... to....us?" Donut groaned before he fell down unconscious
"what in the....world....." Mr.B fell down too along with the others...
somebody then stepped out of the portal....
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....
"...ugh..." Taco groaned before she opened her eyes to find herself on the ground next to the others who were unconscious still...
she slowly got up and looked around in confusion...
Taco: "where am i...?"
Cheeta: "ugh...what happened?"
Cheeta got up slowly along with the others.
Candle: "i feel heavily disturbed by this place and it's aura..."
Y/n: "aw shit..."
Peter: "dude come on..."
Donut: "what...?"
Mr.B: "oh goodness no...not again!"
Vectorman: "what's wrong man?"
Lilith: "you're freaking out...why?"
Monotaro: "uh...guys?"
Monotaro pointed at a large monitor that was hanging from above before it slowly turned on to reveal a person...
Y/n: "awwwww shit....."
Mr.B: "STEVE COBS!"
Mr.B growled angrily as Steve Cobs was seen smirking at the contestants
Taco: "you...?"
Steve Cobs: "we meet again huh, how nice to see the people that ruined my life back here in my school..."
Donut: "school....?"
Peter: "BRUH THIS IS THE SAME PLACE THE KILLING GAME TOOK!"
Lilith: "WHAT!?"
Vectorman: "who are you..."
Steve Cobs: "who am i...? you really don't know who i am? the greatest mind the world has ever known...AUGH how agitating to hear such foolishness from simpletons like yourself truly"
???: "and what don't forget about me!"
suddenly a black and white bear came next to Steve Cobs who rolled his eyes merely
Monotaro: "FATHER!!"
Peter: "Monokuma...oh hell no....also wow the dialogue switched?"
Y/n: "oh yeah, what a throwback huh?"
Cheeta: "M-M-Monokuma....?????!!!"
Monokuma: "Phuhuhu~ wow it sure is nice to reunite with my students again, although a good portion of you are missing...oh well!"
Taco: "what did you do to us?"
Steve Cobs: "hmm...oh just knocked you all unconscious before bringing you back here to my own Hope's Peak Academy...doesn't it look nice?"
Y/n: "FUCK NO! i didn't miss this nasty ass gym at all!"
Monokuma: "ugh! my heart...these words sting me!"
Monotaro: "father stop this madness!"
Monokuma titled his head at the oddly familiar looking bear
Monokuma: "huh..who are you?"
Monotaro: "w-what!?...it's me...Monotaro your son"
Monokuma: ".....OOOOOOH! oh yeah i remember now, i killed you and these other cutie wittle ol cubs right?"
Vectorman: "dude that's messed up..."
Cheeta: "w-what do you want from us...?"
Steve Cobs: "nothing much...except for...."
Monokuma: "despair..."
Donut: "despair...?"
Mr.B: "oh we're not doing this again...just give it up MePhone, we know this is just another stupid challenge"
Monokuma: "huh?"
Taco: "tch, why obviously...you really think we don't know your tricks by now?"
Candle: "a little too much..."
Lilith: "yeah so just quit this..."
Monokuma: ".....heh...hehe.....ahaha...AHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!""
Monokuma laughed crazily sending a shiver down Cheeta's spine along with Donut who shook anxiously
Peter: "what's so funny, i don't remember seeing a discord meme here?"
Steve Cobs: "you poor...simple minded fools..."
suddenly the screen changed to showcase a broken MePhone4 laying down with both Brooklyn Guy and Chef Pee Pee...
Y/n: "oh shit..."
Mr.B: "...."
Vectorman: "you...what?"
Steve Cobs: "you think this is a joke...YOU THINK ALL OF THIS IS A SETUP!? WELL GUESS WHAT IDIOTS, IT ISN'T! YOU WILL ALL PAY FOR THE HUMILIATION YOU ALL CAUSED ME!"
Monokuma: "yep! so we decided to make you all suffer through another killing game bozos, and don't worry about the motives cuz we ain't go none!"
Peter: "L move, old killing game better"
Monokuma: "BUT! you won't have any food or water to consume, and all of the bedrooms have been locked out so you bozos can sleep outside from now on, and plus...nobody is leaving until you guys commit a murder and do a class trial, ya know, all that old stuff that the vets here know about...so have fun either starving to death or killing each other, cuz we sure will! Phuhubuhu~"
Monotaro: "father you can't do this!"
Monokuma: "sheesh i should've worn a condom!"
Monotaro: "w-what?"
Steve Cobs: "anyways, here's your Monopads, you explain what they are B...have fun now"
the monitor turned off then as a bunch of Monopads appeared next to each person's feet...
Donut: "what.....?"
Taco: "what in the world is happening!?"
Candle picked up her Monopad with a nervous look
Candle: "oh dear..."
Lilith: "this is...a Monopad? Michelle told me about it before....oh god are we really....?"
Mr.B: "i don't know..."
Cheeta: "i...I'm really scared"
Vectorman: "no worries Cheetz, this is probably a sick joke..."
Y/n: "shit, i really didn't wanna see this place ever again..."
Peter: "check your pads yo"
Candle: "uh..."
Candle fiddled with hers for a few seconds before eventually she learned how to turn it back on again...
she saw a few applications such as Evidence App, Map, Rules And Regulations...
she decided to check the map then
Mr.B: "blast it...."
Lilith: "Michelle has their own room...some of you as well..."
Peter: "i didn't realize that your room was next to mine...wow Monokuma ships us!"
Y/n: "oh my fucking god..."
Monotaro: "i can't believe him...why would he lock us in again!?"
Donut: "and who was that corn guy!?"
Taco: "could someone explain what's going on?"
Mr.B: "ugh...this is the school i was trapped in along with Liekable, Peter, Y/n and Cheeta...that bear is Monokuma, he's a irredeemable evil monster that forced us to play through an awful killing game...the main premise is that you basically had to murder one of your fellow students in order to escape...but we all had to go through a class trial which is us discussing how the murder occurred and who was behind it...after the culprit is exposed they get executed via exaggerated and horrifying ways....it was an awful experience that nobody should've went through..."
Candle: "oh my...that's....so awful"
Y/n: "corny asshole is Cobs, he was the mastermind behind the game...yeah i kinda helped him set up everything with that fatass Bigbucks guy...just for your information I've redeemed myself by helping the others expose the mastermind and thus successfully escape to home with all of the people that were killed so..."
Lilith: "ugh...okay now I'm starting to dislike you a little more"
Y/n merely shrugged
Cheeta: "it's this real...?"
Taco: "no it isn't...just calm down, I'm sure MePhone is still pranking us"
Cheeta: "y-yeah...thanks"
Peter: "oh uh, Taco wants to become our friend!"
Taco: "oh don't make me vomit..."
Candle: "what should we do now?"
Donut: "i don't know..."
Monotaro: "grrr...."
Mr.B: "this is ridiculous...i suppose we should go find an exit, perhaps this is a challenge or something of the sort..."
Lilith: "sure..."
then after that, everybody went out of the gym to search for an exit...like the old times.
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{Play Track} ~ A Solemn Night
Mr.B was seen walking up the stairs with Peter
they arrived at the final floor and looked at the familiar hallway as everyone seemed to be normal...
Peter: "damn B, this place gives me butterflies...like it has been a while huh?"
Mr.B: "i wish we didn't have to come here again...it gives me bad memories"
Peter: "huh...the principal door isn't there?"
Peter pointed forward and sure enough it really wasn't there anymore...just a ordinary wall in front of them.
Mr.B hummed before running to the weapons room and....finding everything empty inside
Mr.B: "this is odd...the weapon cases are empty now..."
Peter: "the mortuary is still the same...."
Mr.B: "hmm..."
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Y/n and Cheeta were seen in the VIP room...
Y/n stared at the chandelier for a moment
Y/n: "heh...imagine if that fell on top of me"
Cheeta: "yeah...hehe...."
Cheeta laughed nervously before quickly looking away to a familiar wall as he saw there was no hole in it anymore...
Cheeta: "hey Y/n...doesn't this place make you feel all tingly inside or something...?"
Y/n: "i guess...i mean we used to live here before for like what, weeks?...this place bombs...let's get out of here dude"
Cheeta: "alright..."
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Donut and Monotaro were seen near the garden
Donut: "this place is kinda nice"
Monotaro: "yeah..."
Donut: "are you okay?"
Monotaro: "i guess...not really, i can't believe dad didn't care too much to see me alive again...i feel sad"
Donut: "don't worry about him...you deserve much better anyways"
Monotaro: "i don't know...i helped him with the whole killing stuff before, i feel bad..."
Donut: "don't be...I'm here for you"
Monotaro: "thanks..."
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Lilith and Vectorman were seen in the chemistry lab...
Vectorman: "this place feels weird..."
Lilith: "why, it reminds me of P.I.N.Y a little"
Vectorman: "eh, i dunno, guess i just have a unpleasant feeling"
Lilith: "there's a lot of equipment here...i can't believe Michelle used to be here"
Vectorman: "you scared, i mean...about this entire thing?"
Lilith: "not really...I'm sure there's something behind all of this"
Vectorman: "hopefully, i don't like those two dudes much judging by what I've seen..."
Lilith: "we should check the other places, come on"
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Taco was seen near library looking around with a annoyed face.
Taco: "ridiculous...this entire situation is making me annoyed"
she flipped through many books before groaning and throwing a book away before she decided to walk outside...
then she bumped into Candle...
Candle: "ah!"
Taco: "ow...watch it nitwit!"
Candle: "hmph...Taco, i really hope you-"
Taco: "aren't planning on killing someone? goodness would you hear yourself, what kind of person do you take me for....?"
Candle: 'right, I already know you...you don't have problems with shooting people with guns that don't belong to you in the first place hm?"
Taco: "...."
Candle: "you really are different...i can sense some sort of light within you, just waiting to be let go of...yet you keep it in, you let your pride and selfishness get in the way too much...tell me Taco if this didn't turn out to be a challenge would you eventually break in and kill one of us? do you really want me to believe that you're just a normal person after that happens...?"
Taco: "did you really stop me just to spew out this random garbage...just...just stop bothering me"
Candle: "...are you afraid of being alone?"
Taco: "what...?"
Candle: "i hope you realize that by trying this desperately to win...even if you did so, you still won't be happy...all you want is power, the sense of accomplishment...but what would you accomplish really, you could've made so many friends here, learned so many things..but you just stuck to your old, boring, miserable, lonely self-"
THACK!
Taco punched Candle in the face and knocked her into the ground out of rage.
Candle looked at Taco in shock as the latter was seen panting heavily
Taco: "shut up...SHUT UP! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I WANT OR WHAT I WANT TO FEEL, I DON'T CARE ABOUT BEING LONELY OR MAKING FRIENDS! IF WINNING THE PRIZE MEANS CHEATING MY WAY FORCIBLY THEN I'LL GLADLY DO IT...I WON'T BE A FAILURE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE YOU HEAR ME? I, WILL, WIN, THE GAME!"
Taco breathed hard then as she stared at Candle who just looked down in disappointment
Candle: "....okay"
Candle slowly got up and turned back on Taco.
Taco: "....i-"
Candle: "if this is the path you want to walk in, then i won't stop you...but i hope you realize it won't be getting any easier soon"
Candle then walked away leaving Taco staring at her with a blank expression...
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later everyone was in the kitchen...
Mr.B: "okay so here's what we know so far, all of the rooms that we used to sleep in are now locked, the way to the principal is now gone, all of the weapons in the weapons room no longer exist, the pool is empty, the sauna doesn't work, there's no food anywhere and none of the water works..."
Donut: "this is frustrating..."
Vectorman: "yeah dude..."
Peter: "sheesh I'm already hungry now"
Candle: "that isn't good..."
Cheeta: "oh man what do we do now...?"
Lilith: "i really don't know..."
Y/n: "ugh..."
Monotaro: "maybe we should-"
*DING DONG BING BONG!*
a monitor turned on from the ceiling corner before Monokuma was seen holding a beer bottle
"Ahem! this is an official announcement, it is now 10pm, you may sleep wherever you want...goodnight and don't let the killer strikeeee~!"
Taco: "what was that...?"
Mr.B: "nighttime announcement...meanings that we should probably all sleep now or else something bad would happen to one of us"
Y/n: "ugh alright i guess we should sleep somewhere then?"
Cheeta: "how about the guest rooms...it's like wide and spacious!"
Lilith: "i guess..."
Monotaro: "let's go then everyone!"
Vectorman: "yeah, I'm sure this wouldn't last long anyways"
Candle: "i hope so...I haven't been able to get answers from my guidance for some reason"
Peter: "that's weird..."
after that they all went to the guest rooms to sleep in...
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*DING DONG DING DONG!*
"Ahem! it is now 7am...GOOOOOOD Morning students~! raise and shine and get ready for another beautiful day at Hope's Peak Academy!"
everybody groaned in annoyance as they slowly got up off the ground.
Peter: "wow...who would've thought that this room would be useful one day?"
Y/n: "and now my back hurts...great..."
Cheeta: "I'm so hungry..."
Donut: "me too..."
Vectorman: "man that sucks for you all...i can't really feel hunger"
Taco: "rub it in why don't you?"
Vectorman: "i didn't mean to gloat!"
Lilith: "save it you two...if we spend time arguing with each other then our hunger will worsen...what should we even do now?"
Monotaro: "explore again?"
Candle: "that'd make us all work out..."
Mr.B: "this is getting nowhere..."
Cheeta: "what should we do...."
Taco: "nothing...let's just wait here"
everybody then sat down in silence...
-
soon enough it was nighttime and everyone tried to sleep despite the hunger...
-
now it was morning again...
Donut: "aughhh...."
Donut was seen laying on the ground holding his rumbling stomach
Monotaro: "Donut..."
Donut: "it hurts so much..."
Lilith: "i...i don't understand this...is this seriously happening to us?"
Taco: "what you think?"
Y/n: "fuck...Peter let me eat your hat"
Peter: "no way bruv...nobody touches this baby"
Mr.B: "i would like a cup of tea right now..."
Candle: "endure it you all...ow..."
Lilith: "endure...ENDURE!? WE HAVEN'T ATE OR DRANK ANYTHING FOR DAYS NOW, SO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TAKES TO DIE OF STARVATION!?"
Vectorman: "calm down Lil!"
Lilith: "NO, I JUST WANT TO LEAVE THIS STUPID PLACE!"
Cheeta: "ugh...maybe we should try to find something?"
Monotaro: "but what..."
Lilith: "I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE!"
Mr.B: "Lilith..."
Lilith: "WHAT!?"
Mr.B jumped up and chopped her on the neck before Lilith froze up and fell into the ground unconsciously
Taco: "what...?"
Mr.B: "she...she's going to be okay"
Y/n: "and us?"
Mr.B sighed with no answer and just sat down on the ground.
everybody laid down with miserable expressions as the hunger was extremely overwhelming for them all...what kind of hell was this?
-
later after the nighttime announcement...
Monotaro was seen holding Donut who looked really weak now...
Donut: "augh..."
Monotaro: "Donut please..."
Donut: "it hurts so much...."
Mr.B: "oh god..."
Lilith: "ugh....please just...do something"
Taco: "this is really...annoying"
Candle tried desperately to meditate but she couldn't focus thanks to her hunger
Candle: "oww...."
Cheeta: "man...I'd eat my fur right now if i could"
Peter: "f-fuck..."
Y/n: "well, it was nice knowing you all"
Vectorman: "guys..."
Donut: "i think...I'll sleep now"
Monotaro: "Donut.."
Donut: "if i don't wake up...i just wanna let you know that...you'll always be my friend...goodnight Monotaro"
Monotaro: "..."
Monotaro held Donut as the latter slowly closed their eyes...
Vectorman: "w-wait here you guys, i...I'll try to find something, stay with Donut okay Taro?"
Monotaro: "yeah...i won't leave his side no matter what..."
Monotaro held his friend tightly as Vectorman quickly ran out of the room leaving the others as everyone slowly closed their eyes before going to sleep.
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"hmm....huh?"
Donut opened his eyes to find himself next to Monotaro still...
Donut: "Monotaro?"
Monotaro: "ugh...?"
Donut: "....where's everyone?"
Monotaro: "what...wait what?"
Monotaro looked around to see the room completely empty...
Monotaro: "where did everybody go?"
Donut: "i don't know..."
Monotaro: "are you okay...?"
Donut: "huh...yeah actually, this is weird...i thought I was going to-"
Monotaro hugged Donut abruptly
Monotaro: "I'm so glad...i was really scared"
Donut: "i..I'm fine now, let's go find the others okay?"
Monotaro: "okie dokie!"
Donut and Monotaro got up and quickly walked out of the room afterwards
they checked the VIP room first but found nobody.
then they went down to check on the library along with the statue room, the archive and the secret room but they haven't found anyone in there as well.
next they went to the pool, the sauna, garden, school store but still nobody...not even the chemistry lab had anyone inside.
they went further down and checked the bathrooms, the storage room and the staff room along with the janitor closet and the classrooms but nope, nobody there...
-
they reached the ground level afterwards.
Donut: "i really hope they're here..."
Monotaro: "things like this don't usually end up great..."
Donut: "don't think that way..."
Monotaro: "i have experience, just saying!"
they went to the A/v room first...
they got inside and found....
Taco lying on the ground unconscious
Donut: "oh no!"
Donut quickly ran over to check on her
Donut: "come on wake up Taco!"
Donut shook her rapidly but Taco remained unconscious
Monotaro: "wait let me try"
Monotaro got to Taco and smacked her across the face
Taco: "...Ow, what in the world!?"
Donut: "oh you're thankfully okay!"
Taco: "where even am i...?"
Donut: "you're in Av room...for some reason, i thought we all slept inside the guest rooms?"
Monotaro: "why are you here?"
Taco: "how should i know...all i remember was sleeping peacefully a few hours ago"
Donut: "well...we need to find the others so uh..."
the both noticed that they were still holding hands before Taco quickly retracted hers back
Taco: "um...yes let's go"
Monotaro: "come on then!"
the both then followed Monotaro out before he led them to the nursing office before they saw something lying on one of the beds...
Lilith was on the bed while there was a knife on her chest...
Donut: "Lilith!"
Taco: "what she's doing with that knife?"
Monotaro quickly ran over and picked up the knife before throwing it away as he smacked Lilith on the face then.
Donut: "Monotaro come on!"
Monotaro: "it's the only way to wake them up!"
Lilith: "...ugh, wh... what's going on?"
Taco: "finally you're awake, care to explain what you were doing in here?"
Lilith looked confused before she noticed that she was in a bed
Lilith: "wha....how did this happen?"
Donut: "i don't know...but we-"
Monotaro: "guys we have to find the others or else something bad could happen!"
Donut: "o-oh yeah...come with us Lilith!"
Lilith still looked confused before she eventually went with them as Monotaro got them to the cafeteria..and they saw...
Peter and Y/n laying on one of the tables
Monotaro: "i got it!"
Taco: "actually wait"
Peter was seen slowly getting then along with Y/n
Peter: "boy what the hell boy?"
Y/n: "my head hurts...where in the hell are we at?"
Peter: "uh...dining hall, sheesh...reeetaard am i right?"
Lilith: "guys what happened?"
Y/n: "how am i supposed to know...i thought god took me to hell already or something"
Taco: "where are the others..."
Donut: "maybe we should check...the kitchen?"
Monotaro: "okay then!"
they ran inside the kitchen afterwards and...
saw Cheeta and Mr.B laying down together.
Peter: "oh shit!"
Peter ran over to check on them.
Monotaro: "smack em in the face!"
Lilith: "that's not necessar-"
but Peter had already slapped both B and Cheeta in the face making the two groan.
Cheeta: "ywouch! what was that for!?"
Mr.B: "oh my...why are we in the kitchen?"
Y/n: "don't know, we all woke up in different places bud"
Cheeta: "um...where's Candle?"
Taco: "ugh...probably somewhere else"
Monotaro: "maybe in the incinerator room?"
Donut: "we should check it out then!"
Donut ran over to the incinerator area and found....
nobody?
Donut: "huh... she's not here"
Monotaro: "but...where is she then?"
Mr.B: "we must check somewhere else, come on!"
everybody then ran outside before Donut decided to go to the gym along with Monotaro and Cheeta.
Monotaro: "i hope she's okay..."
Cheeta: "Vectorman too..."
Donut: "they will be, I'm sure!"
Donut then opened the doors and saw...
Candle laying down next to the dismantled body parts of Vectorman...
the three of them stared at the body in shock before Cheeta screamed loudly.
*DING DONG DONG DING!*
a monitor from the ceiling corner turns on and Monokuma with a bear bottle is seen
"a body has been discovered! now then, after a certain amount of time has passed, the class trial will begin!
{Play Track} ~ Spirit Gates
Cheeta: "NO WHY IS THIS HAPPENING AGAIN!?"
Monotaro: "oh god..."
Donut: "VECTORMAN NOOO!"
suddenly the others burst into the gym next before seeing the body
Lilith: "OH MY GOD!"
Peter: "ah shit..."
Y/n: "RIP..."
Taco: "what in the world happened here?!"
Mr.B: "Candle!"
Candle slowly opened her eyes with a groan before getting up.
Candle: "what's...wrong?"
she noticed the terrified expressions on their faces before she looked down to see Vectorman's body...
Candle: "w-what...!?"
Donut: "WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM!?"
Taco: "he was murdered obviously..."
Peter: "sure was"
Lilith: "WHY ARE YOU CALM ABOUT THIS, SOMEBODY JUST DIED!"
Y/n: "Lily? we simply don't give a shit, i mean yeah Vectorman dying is sad and all but this isn't the first time we dealt with something like this at all"
Mr.B: "yes unfortunately...after having to go several trials before, seeing something like this....it was bound to happen"
Cheeta: "that doesn't make it right...WHY WOULD ANYONE KILL OUR FRIEND!?"
Monotaro: "this is just like the old times already..."
Candle: "Vectorman..."
Candle let out a tear fall down from her eye as she stared at her friend's body...
Taco: "so what now?"
Monokuma: "you bozos gotta investigate DUH!"
Taco shrieked as Monokuma appeared out of nowhere.
Monokuma: "wooah, wow would you look at that? the newbie was the one to be wrecked, i thought one of the vets would...missed opportunity to kill B and Peter honestly!"
Donut: "DID YOU KILL HIM...WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS!"
Monokuma: "i didn't do anything ya unglazed pastry! one of you ungrateful kiddos did this, i saw it all on the camera!"
Candle: "then who's it...TELL US!"
Candle yelled angrily while Monokuma giggled
Monokuma: "Phuhuhu~ as if I'd spoil the fun...you bozos need to find out who did the crime yourselves, now then I'll let the veterans explain what you need to do here so I'm not really needed here that much"
Monotaro: "it's not too late to change father, please just let us go!"
Monokuma: "oh mah gawd bruh...who invited this kid? geez i think i even prefer Monodam over you"
Monotaro: "GAH! s-such a harsh comparison..."
Monokuma: "anyway here's your stupid Monokuma File, have fun with the nostalgia!"
Monokuma then jumped in the air and started running midair with a bunch of cartoon sound effects before he quickly sped out of the gym while the others stared at the door in silence...
Taco: "okay then...so we're supposed to investigate?"
Mr.B: "yes, what you basically need to do is look at your Monopad and onto the Monokuma File that you were sent, it has some useful information sometimes"
Y/n: "useless shit most of the time though"
Cheeta: "ow...do we really need to do this?"
Donut: "i...guess we have to..."
Candle: "poor Vector....he didn't deserve this"
Lilith: "right...who would ever want to hurt him?"
Monotaro: "father isn't going to be reasoned with anymore...we have to find the culprit now, for Vectorman!"
Peter: "hell yeah man, let's do this shit...AGAIN"
INVESTIGATION!
{Investigation Music} ~ Cemetery
Donut: "how do you check the file again?"
Peter: "bruv...amateurs i swear"
Mr.B: "this isn't something to be proud of..."
eventually all the newbies accessed the Monokuma File
Victim: Vectorman, The Ultimate Cleaning Service Robot
Time Of Death: Unknown
Cause Of Death: Dismantled
List Of Injuries: the victim has a few scratch marks in their chest and head, there's also a crack on his skull
Additional Details: the scratch marks seemed to be a little deep
* Monokuma File V1 * has been added to the Truth Bullets!
Cheeta: "oh man..."
Lilith kneeled down to Vectorman's chest piece and inspected it throughly
Lilith: "it looks like these marks were caused by something...but what?"
Y/n: "why are these scratches close to each other?"
Taco: "perhaps it was the knife that was with you?"
Lilith: "are you seriously accusing me of killing Vectorman...this fast already?"
Peter: "you nearly went insane before so..."
Lilith: "i can't believe this...you guys seriously need to-"
Mr.B: "save the accusations for later, trust me if we started pointing fingers at each other during the investigation then we won't be getting anywhere with the crime"
Candle: "i agree with him..."
Taco: "fine..."
Lilith: "hm..."
* Scratch Marks * has been added to the Truth Bullets!
Donut: "jeez....what happened to this place?"
everybody looked around and saw how destroyed the gym was...
Cheeta: "what even happened here I wonder?"
Candle: "the burnt walls and ground...doesn't this look like as if Vectorman fired one of his shots?"
Y/n: "why though...did he wanna destroy the place?"
Peter: "I'm surprised you didn't have anything to do with the murder this time buddy"
Y/n: "augh piss off..."
Taco: "interesting..."
* Destroyed Gym * has been added to the Truth Bullets!
Candle: "by the way...is everyone feeling better now?"
Cheeta: "huh..oh yeah, not really hungry anymore..."
Lilith: "either am i..."
Peter: "same"
Y/n: "i feel full sort of..."
Mr.B: "oddly enough i don't feel starved either...how could this be?"
Donut: "maybe it's because a murder happened...so Monokuma somehow fed us?"
Taco: "that's a good possibility, it probably is true although"
Monotaro: "why were you guys in different places though?"
Cheeta: "i don't know...i thought I slept in the guest room with you all!"
Lilith: "all of us were passed out in that room before suddenly we woke up in different rooms...is that normal here or something?"
Mr.B: "not necessarily...we must've been moved by someone"
Peter: "who though...Y/n?"
Y/n: "bruh I'm not even the antagonist anymore...hell i didn't do anything wrong in this entire game"
Candle: "let's think back a little...so where did everybody wake up in?"
Donut: "me and Monotaro were in the guest rooms still..."
Taco: "these two woke me up in the AV room"
Lilith: "i was in the nurses office...with a knife for some reason"
Peter: "me and my boyfriend were in the Cafe"
Y/n: "SHUT THE FUCK UP DAMN!"
Cheeta: "me and B were in the kitchen!"
Mr.B: "and Candle....in the gym with Vectorman"
Candle: "..."
Taco: "suspicious..."
Monotaro: "hey leave her alone, she couldn't have hurt Vectorman!"
Donut: "yeah, maybe it was you Taco!"
Taco: "don't be an idiot...i could barely move my limbs a few minutes ago!"
Mr.B: "as i said, leave the accusations for later...we should move on to another place now"
Taco: "whatever..."
* Donut's Account * has been added to the Truth Bullets!
* Taco's Account * has been added to the Truth Bullets!
* Lilith's Account * has been added to the Truth Bullets!
* Peter's Account * has been added to the Truth Bullets!
* Cheeta's Account * has been added to the Truth Bullets!
* Candle's Account * has been added to the Truth Bullets!
Mr.B: "alright let's all investigate all the areas we can before the investigation time is over..."
Taco: "i shall go to the nurse office"
Lilith: "oh yeah go ahead and still think suspiciously of me..."
Taco: "darling in situations like this, you have to take every possibility into account...excuse me"
Mr.B: "don't worry I'll go after her, you all investigate the other places okay?"
Monotaro: "gotcha!"
Peter: "come with me babe"
Y/n: "holy fuck just...just leave"
the others then left as Donut went to investigate with Monotaro while Lilith went with Candle as Peter went together with Y/n and Cheeta
-
Taco arrived at the nurse office and began to look around then.
"i sure hope you aren't planning anything..."
Taco: "oh you...no I'm just investigating"
Mr.B: "right, I'll be investigating here too"
Taco: "good, having a experienced person should be useful"
Mr.B: "is that so? do you merely treat people as a item to use for your own benefits?"
Taco: "i didn't mean it like that, come on now...you and i should stick together, i think we both have much in common than you think"
Mr.B: "i heavily disagree, i have something that you don't...which are morals"
Taco: "oh fine whatever...are you going to find clues or belittle me more?"
Mr.B: "go on then"
Taco rolled her eyes and ignored the detective as she looked around more before finding the knife that was thrown into the ground earlier ago...
she picked up the knife and examined it closely
Mr.B: "a knife...I'd assume from the kitchen"
Taco: "obviously...but why was it with Lilith?"
Mr.B: "some may say that this was used to attack Vectorman but...notice anything odd about it?"
Taco: "yes, this thing isn't even damaged at all...what could this be about?"
Mr.B: "that's for us to question later in the trial"
Taco: "right..."
* Odd Knife * has been added to the Truth Bullets!
Mr.B: "there isn't much to look for here, shall we leave?"
Taco: "if you insist..."
-
later with Lilith and Candle...
they arrived at the AV room and began to look around.
Lilith: "this is really unnerving...i feel really bad for Michelle to know that she had to do this kind of stuff..."
Candle: "things will be okay..."
Lilith: "i don't know, i...i don't even know if MePhone is really dead or not"
Candle: "i don't know too..."
Lilith: "yeah...oh wait look!"
Lilith pointed at a bunch of bandages next to a video player to which the bandages had a little bit of blood in them it looked like...
Candle: "hmm, it looks like somebody used them recently..."
Lilith kneeled down to pick up a bandage before inspecting it throughly with a hum
Lilith: "...something feels weird about these"
Candle: "what is it?"
Lilith: "i don't know....it just smells wrong i guess?"
Candle took a whiff of the bandages and leaned away then.
Candle: "i see now..."
* Bandages * has been added to the Truth Bullets!
Lilith: "let's keep searching here"
Candle: "okay dear..."
-
Peter was seen scavenging through a trash can with Cheeta and Y/n next to the cafeteria.
Y/n: "Blah...there's nothing but trash, LITERALLY!"
Peter: "i found gum here"
Y/n: "ugh...Cheeto Man did you find anything?"
Cheeta: "nothing really...all i found was this stupid red bottle"
Cheeta dropped it back in the can with a pout
Y/n: "Cheeta for the love of...move!"
Y/n pushed Cheeta aside before taking out the small red bottle from the trash can and looking at it's brandless structure...
Peter: "man..."
Peter holds his stomach while Y/n held his forearm...
Cheeta: "it's everything alright guys?"
Y/n: "y-yeah..."
Peter: "hmm..."
Cheeta: "alright then, maybe we should tell the others about this now?"
Peter: "i guess man..."
* Red Bottle * has been added to the Truth Bullets
Y/n: "let's go bitch"
-
Donut was seen searching inside the kitchen with Monotaro looking at every corner and cabinet but not finding anything out of the ordinary...
Donut: "i can't find anything..."
Monotaro: "don't give up now Donut!"
Donut: "but i don't know how this works..."
Monotaro: "don't worry bro, I've dealt with this before...don't stress too much because we'll find the truth in the end no matter what, i won't let my neglectful dad harm you!"
Donut: "thanks Monotaro...i just wish I was more useful for the others"
Monotaro: "it's okay, i still think you're the greatest leader a team could ever have...listen how about we-"
*DING DONG BING BONG!*
"Ahem! this is your headmaster speaking, and boy do i feel bored? IT'S TIME FOR THE CLASS TRIAL! everybody please make your way to the dorm rooms immediately!"
Donut: "oh no..."
Monotaro: "it's going to be fine, as long as we work together...you will be safe"
Donut: "yeah...i believe you, let's do this....bro"
Donut smiled and held Monotaro's hand as they both walked out of the kitchen afterwards.
-
later everybody was seen gathered around the rooms belonging to the previous students as they stood by the large door
Cheeta: "i never thought we'd step inside the elevator again..."
Candle: "elevator?"
suddenly the large door opened up revealing a set of elevator doors
Taco: "huh..."
Lilith: "why is there a elevator behind this large door....that's stupid"
Monotaro: "it's a lot more simpler than the place the last killing game took!"
Peter: "well fuck, here we go again"
Mr.B: "how annoying..."
Donut: "we can do this...for Vectorman"
Candle: "yes...we won't let this go"
Cheeta: "yeah!"
the elevator doors opened and without hesitation Mr.B walked inside with Peter and Y/n along with Cheeta
Y/n: "you guys scared or something?"
Taco growled before walking in next followed by Candle and Monotaro.
Lilith: "i really hate this but...fine"
Donut: "we can do this...."
finally they all entered the elevator as the doors closed before they started to descend down
everybody stood by in silence...
Vectorman...he was a good friend, he just wanted to have fun...
but now somebody killed him...
for the old ones this wasn't anything new, and for the new ones...this was definitely something new to go through...
however each one of them knew that they were about to go to a trial for the murder of their friend...
and no matter what...THEY WILL FIND THE TRUTH!
-
the elevator came to a stop and everyone walked out of it to see the trial grounds...which looked a little different
Monokuma: "welcome back to school kids! please take your assigned seat...NOW!"
they grumbled before doing so...
Podium Layout (it has returned!)
Y/n: "why am i next to this dickhead?"
Peter: "bro shut up and bend over already"
Y/n: "FUCK OFF!"
Mr.B: "can we start already...actually where's Cobs?"
Monokuma: "you think we're stupid enough to just let him sit here so you bozos could potentially hurt him...wow you must've become really stupid during the last three months huh?"
Monotaro: "please I'm begging you, stop this madness!"
Monokuma: "do you want me to blow you up into smithereens again?"
Monotaro: "n-no..."
Monokuma: "that's what i thought, Ahem, Now then, let’s begin with a basic explanation of the class trial! During the trial, you’ll present your arguments for who the culprit is, and vote for ‘whodunnit’. If you vote correctly, then only the blackened will receive punishment. But if you pick the wrong person… I’ll punish everyone besides the blackened, and that person will get to graduate!"
Peter: "bro we already know, i played the games 5 times now goddamn!"
Monokuma: "it's useful for the newbies bozo!"
Taco: "can we start already..."
Monokuma: "blah, go on"
Truth Bullets:
1#: Monokuma File V1
Victim: Vectorman, The Ultimate Cleaning Service Robot
Time Of Death: Unknown
Cause Of Death: Dismantled
List Of Injuries: the victim has a few scratch marks in their chest and head, there's also a crack on his skull
Additional Details: the scratch marks seemed to be a little deep
2#: Scratch Marks
there were several scratch marks on Vectorman's chest
3#: Destroyed Gym
the gym was destroyed for some reason, there were burnt walls and cracks on the ground, it looks like a fight occurred
4#: Odd Knife
the knife that was in the Nurse's office didn't seem to be damaged, it was in good condition
5#: Bandages
Lilith found some bloody bandages inside the AV room, she noted that something about the smell was off
6#: Red Bottle
Cheeta found a red bottle in one of the trashcans near the cafeteria doors...
7#: Donut's Account
Donut was still asleep inside the guest rooms with Monotaro next to him.
8#: Taco's Account
Taco was unconscious inside the AV room
9#: Lilith's Account
10#: Peter's Account
Peter was unconscious inside the cafeteria with Y/n.
11#: Cheeta's Account
Cheeta was unconscious inside the kitchen with Mr.B
12#: Candle's Account
Candle was unconscious inside the gym next to the dead body of Vectorman
-
Peter: "there's barely any useful stuff in this, we're fucking doomed haha"
Mr.B: "i don't see the humor in this..."
Donut: "so we just discuss now?"
Y/n: "yep"
Candle: "let's discuss the death cause first?"
Lilith: "sure..."
*MAKE YOUR ARGUMENT!*
{Play Track} ~ Discussion
Truth Bullets:
Monokuma File V1
Peter's Account
Odd Knife
Red Bottle
-
Taco: "okay how did the robot die?"
Cheeta: "he has a name you know!"
Peter: "wasn't he dismantled or something like this bum ass file says?"
Y/n: "how though dumbass?"
Donut: "he got attacked obviously..."
Monotaro: "that's so mean..."
Mr.B: "that's what pressure does to you"
Cheeta: "what if he....starved to D.E.A.D?"
Candle: "i think you spelt that wrong dear..."
--
Lilith: "somebody said something wrong..."
--
Taco: "okay how did the robot die?"
Cheeta: "he has a name you know!"
Peter: "wasn't he dismantled or something like this bum ass file says?"
Y/n: "how though dumbass?"
Donut: "he got attacked obviously..."
Monotaro: "that's so mean..."
Mr.B: "that's what pressure does to you"
Cheeta: "what if he....starved to D.E.A.D?"
Candle: "i think you spelt that wrong dear...
| Cheeta: "what if he....starved to D.E.A.D?"
>Monokuma File V1
Lilith: "that's just wrong!"
COUNTER.
BREAK!
-
Lilith: "this is stupid, clearly he was beaten to death by someone so can we just move on already?"
Taco: "that'd be much appreciated...okay so let's just say that he was beaten to death by someone, how exactly?"
Peter: "better question would be how the hell his ass got wrecked, he definitely could've one shot any of us in a fight"
Candle: "perhaps he was taken by surprise?"
Mr.B: "the file did say that his skull was cracked...he was probably attacked from behind"
Y/n: "backshots be like"
Monotaro: "huh?"
Donut: "take this seriously Y/n!"
Y/n: "nah, you should see my other trials brodie"
Taco: "oh for the love of...WHAT killed Vectorman truly?"
Candle: "let's...discuss that"
Taco: "let's..."
Non-Stop Debate
Truth Bullets:
Red Bottle
Odd Knife
Scratch Marks
Destroyed Gym
-
Cheeta: "how was he killed?"
Monotaro: "maybe he just died on his own?"
Donut: "that doesn't make sense..."
Lilith: "does any of this makes sense?"
Peter: "this entire fucking life doesn't make sense"
Mr.B: "maybe you're right..."
Y/n: "did you both turn into Clare or something? the fuck did Vectorman get killed with?"
Lilith: "isn't it obvious by now...something was used"
Monotaro: "what thing?"
--
Taco: "these morons are giving me a headache...i already know the answer"
--
Cheeta: "how was he killed?"
Monotaro: "maybe he just died on his own?"
Donut: "that doesn't make sense..."
Lilith: "does any of this makes sense?"
Peter: "this entire fucking life doesn't make sense"
Mr.B: "maybe you're right..."
Y/n: "did you both turn into Clare or something? the fuck did Vectorman get killed with?"
Lilith: "isn't it obvious by now...something was used"
Monotaro: "what thing?"
| Lilith: "isn't it obvious by now...something was used"
>Odd Knife
Taco: "I AGREE WITH YOU PLEB!"
Consent!
--
Taco: "Lilith is correct, Vectorman was hit by something which is obviously the knife she had before"
Lilith: "and for the record, i didn't kill him!"
Peter: "how can we believe that bruv?"
Cheeta: "Lilith couldn't have killed him...i mean why would she?"
Y/n: "yeah it's not like she was starving to death or something"
Mr.B: "Lilith is a kid, she can't have killed a highly advanced robot like Vectorman"
Monotaro: "Orbot actually"
Donut: "yeah...anyways it's obvious that Lilith isn't the culprit, it has to be somebody that can actually take on somebody like Vectorman"
Taco: "not necessarily true, anybody could kill him, all they needed to do was sneak up on them and use the knife on their skull"
Cheeta: "who hit them then?"
Taco: "easy, it's...."
Taco pointed her finger at...
Candle
Candle: "hmm..."
Monotaro: "WHAT!?"
Lilith: "are you just saying that because she was next to Vectorman's body?"
Taco: "she faked being unconscious after she was done killing Vectorman obviously"
Peter: "that's retarded even by your standards dude"
Donut: "Candle didn't do anything wrong!"
Candle: "i can't bring myself to hurt any of you here..."
Taco: "oh please you planned all of this, you handled starvation better than the rest of us so when we were all knocked out, you killed Vectorman by surprise and dragged us all into different rooms to throw us off didn't you?"
Cheeta: "i don't know about this..."
Donut: "just stop trying to pin this on her Taco!"
Taco: "unless you have evidence of her innocence then you keep your big gaping mouth shut"
Donut: "oh I'll shut yours up first!"
*Rebuttal Showdown*
Truth Blades:
Cheeta's Account.
Scratch Marks.
Destroyed Gym.
Red Bottle.
-
Taco:
"she acts so innocent all the time..."
"but she values her own life much like us"
"she couldn't handle the idea of starving to death so she just had to do something...she definitely killed the robot"
*ADVANCED*
Donut: "she's just a good person in general..."
"she values us all, no way would she just go ahead and kill one of us!"
"you can't prove that, how can we know for sure that she killed him?"
*RETURN*
Taco: "her only personality is that she's calm all the time"
"now how would that be if she were to be put in a situation exactly like the one we're in?"
"besides, what else is there to talk about?"
>Scratch Marks
Donut: "your words mean nothing!"
COUNTER.
BREAK!
-
Donut: "just stop trying to frame her, the scratches on Vectorman's body looked a little weird anyways!"
Cheeta: "how so?"
Donut: "i don't know...i just don't think a knife could've done it"
Mr.B: "besides, don't you remember something Taco?"
Taco: "what..."
Mr.B: "the knife was barely damaged, had someone actually used it on Vectorman's metallic body then it would've been noticeably chipped or so"
Peter: "bruv...were you just being petty in going after Candle?"
Taco: "..."
Y/n: "what a bitch am i right?"
Candle: "...there's something we should talk about"
Cheeta: "what is it?"
Candle: "well it was..."
choose Truth Bullet:
Red Bottle.
Destroyed Gum.
Bandages.
Candle's Account.
>Bandages
GOT IT!
Candle: "this is the answer!"
-
Candle: "me and Lilith found some bloody bandages inside the AV room..."
Lilith: "oh yeah!"
Cheeta: "wait what does that mean then?"
Mr.B: "the gym was destroyed, meaning that a fight happened, Vectorman wouldn't have went down without a fight so the bloody bandages are the culprit patching their injuries after the fight..."
Taco: "then whoever has bandages in them is the true culprit..."
Peter: "....uh guys?"
Donut: "yeah Peter?"
Peter then slowly lifted his shirt to reveal blood stained bandages wrapped around his stomach
Lilith: "WHAT THE HECK!?"
Cheeta: "PETER HOW COULD YOU!?"
Peter: "now hold on a moment, I have no idea how this shit got in me i swear!"
Taco: "yeah right, he's the true culprit!"
Y/n: "eh...not really"
Y/n lifted his sleeve to show everyone bandages in his forearm that were also stained in blood
Donut: "w-what...?"
Mr.B: "i don't understand..."
Y/n: "isn't it obvious...we're just being framed one by one, Lilith was given the name while we were given bandages, hell i don't even have a wound in my arm, it's just bandages on normal skin"
Candle: "but why is it bloody?"
Taco: "because one of them is the culprit obviously!"
Y/n: "bitch would you shut up already?"
Taco: "why you..."
Peter: "we good bro, actually it's probably this red bottle that was poured into our bandages"
Peter held up a small bottle for everyone to see
Lilith: "can i see that for a second?"
Peter nodded before throwing the bottle to Lilith who caught it before slowly taking a whiff of the container
Lilith: "ugh...this is the same smell the bandages me and Candle found had...i don't think Peter and Y/n have blood in theirs, it's...whatever this is"
Donut: "we still need to talk about these scratch marks...they just give me a weird feeling"
Mr.B: "well...i already know why"
Monotaro: "really?"
Mr.B: "yes...the scratches aren't from the knife, but from....claws"
Cheeta: "w-what?"
Candle: "then that means...it has to be either B, Cheeta or Monotaro..."
Lilith: "i don't think B did it, and Cheeta is too kind for it so..."
Taco: "meaning...that it was Monotaro then?"
Donut: "WHAT!? DON'T BE STUPID HE WOULDN'T DO ANYTHING LIKE THAT!"
Peter: "i dunno dude, his claws are sharp enough to cause some real damage, did you see bigfoot when Monotaro jumped him?"
Donut: "THAT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING!"
Monotaro: "Donut..."
"Donut: "don't worry, I won't let them accuse you of-"
Monotaro: "it was me"
Donut: "w-what...?"
Monotaro: "I'm sorry..."
Monokuma: "oh...what a naughty kid am I right?"
Y/n: "aw shit man..."
Cheeta: "but....why?"
Monotaro: "Donut was dying...I had to do something, so...when everyone was asleep i went after Vectorman and then we had a fought inside the gym...i ended up winning so..."
Donut: "no...no that's wrong!"
Monotaro sighed before taking off his scarf to show them a scar next to his neck
Lilith: "oh my god..."
Donut: "n-no..."
Candle: "what happens now...?"
Mr.B: "the culprit gets executed..."
Taco: "...."
Cheeta: "no...not again"
Monokuma: "you all done? well then it's voting time, everybody please vote for the person you want in your Monopads!"
everybody looked at their Monopads which had icons of themselves in the screen...
Monotaro: "don't be afraid Donut, you have to vote or something bad happens..."
Donut: "ugh...!"
Monotaro: "things will be okay...please do it for me"
Donut: "...."
Donut silently voted then before dropping his Monopad on the ground...
Monokuma: "alright let's see your votes now, did you vote correctly or dreadfully wrong? Phuhuhu~"
CLASS TRAIL END: ALL RISE!
a big monitor comes down and blocks the chair Monokuma was sitting on and it shows a chart with everybody's name on it and the amount of votes each person got.
Donut - 0
Monotaro - 6
Mr.B - 0
Peter - 0
Y/n - 0
Cheeta - 0
Lilith - 0
Candle - 0
Taco - 2
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Monokuma: "YOU GOT IT RIGHT, IT WAS MY GOOD FOR NOTHING WASTE OF A SON MONOTARO THE ULTIMATE WEAR A CONDOM COMMERCIAL!"
Monotaro: "I'm sorry for all of this guys..."
Donut: "why....just why"
Taco: "who's the idiot that voted for me!?"
Peter: "us bitch!"
Y/n: "yeah go fuck yourself!"
Lilith: "oh god..."
Candle: "Monotaro you didn't have to-"
Monotaro: "of course i had to! did you really think i would've let Donut die?"
Cheeta: "b-but...now Monokuma will...."
Mr.B: "...."
Donut: "please...don't go"
Monotaro: "hey at least you're okay...i died not being able to protect my siblings, but now...I will die knowing that i protected you, I love you bro"
Donut: "Monotaro...please"
Taco: "ugh..."
Monokuma: "now comes my favorite part...are you all ready!?"
Candle: "n-no..."
Monokuma: "IT'S TIME FOOOOR~!"
Cheeta: "PLEASE DON'T DO THIS AGAIN!"
Monokuma: "THE TIME FOOOOOOR~!!"
Donut: "NO DON'T TAKE HIM AWAY!!!"
Monokuma: "FOOOOOOOOOOOOR!"
MePhone4: "for elimination time!"
Lilith: "...what?"
Donut: "w-what...?"
MePhone4 were seen standing next to Brooklyn Guy and Chef Pee Pee as everybody was now back to the circle of talk?
Brooklyn Guy: "welcome back to...ahem hold on"
Brooklyn Guy cleans his throat before speaking up again
"much better now!" Brooklyn Guy smiled
"and now the dialogue is back to this..." Y/n sighed
"w-w-what...happened?" Candle asked in utter confusion
"well firstly" MePhone4 quickly revived Vectorman who looked around in confusion
"Ow! dude you completely wrecked me!" Vectorman said to Monotaro
"sorry..." Monotaro said with a guilty voice
"WHAT IN THE WORLD IS HAPPENING HERE!?" Taco yelled
"oh see you guys were actually in a challenge" Chef Pee Pee explained
"what..." Cheeta said in disbelief
"that's right!" Monokuma said cheerfully as he was hiding behind MePhone4
"i...don't understand" Donut said
"oh see I set up the entire thing, the entire portal Lazer stuff and the whole killing game stuff,it was all for a challenge" MePhone4 said with a chuckle
"but...Steve Cobs and-"
"oh that was a face filter, you think he's really out of prison? PFFt!" MePhone4 snorted
"and I suppose you created this Monokuma by yourself too?" Mr.B sighed
"oh no I'm actually the same Monokuma who trapped Peter and the others in the killing game, this bozo just brought me back to life for this challenge which i just couldn't refuse to do!" Monokuma giggled
"you mean to tell me that you worked together with the same person who kidnapped us before and made us go through literal hell JUST FOR A CHALLENGE!?" Mr.B yelled angrily
"yep" pretty cool huh?" MePhone4 smirked
"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!?" Lilith asked with a angry face
"not sure Lily, anyways this is actually a double elimination so that means Monotaro and Vectorman are officially out of the game!" MePhone4 announced
"WHAT!?" Donut yelled in shock
"see the challenge was for one of you to find the culprit, had the culprit actually won then only the murdered person was going to be eliminated, but since Monotaro was exposed and the fact that Vectorman was murdered first...you both are out of the game" MePhone4 shrugged as the others just looked at him in absolute disbelief
"awww man, i guess that's fair" Vectorman sighed
"well looks like i lost" Monotaro said cheerfully
"what kind of fucking challenge was this?" Peter asked in frustration
"I don't care, just say goodbye to these bozos already" MePhone4 rolled his eyes
"Monotaro...oh my goodness i thought you were going to.." Donut held in a cry
"don't cry bro, at least we're not dying anymore...it sucks that we have to separate but i really loved every sec of being here with you all, you guys are like my family!" Monotaro said as he then hugged Donut tightly
"yeah, you guys were totally cool to hang out with...man I'll miss being here!" Vectorman said before joining Monotaro with the hug
"oh you two..." Candle quickly hugged them along with the others as Taco just stood behind with a annoyed face
"so uh...are you gonna do something about me?" Monokuma asked MePhone4
"oh yeah" MePhone4 then teleported the bear away
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we then see Steve Cobs still in his personal prison with the happy music playing before suddenly Monotaro teleported next to him.
"sup dad?" Monokuma said casually
"ugh..." Steve Cobs groaned
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"okay that's enough hugging bozos, time to go home!" MePhone4 said clapping his hands
"but Monotaro doesn't have a home" Candle pointed out
"it's fine, take me to a adoption center maybe somebody could adopt me" Monotaro shrugged
"I'm going to miss you so much..." Donut said with a sad sniffle
"me too...goodbye bro" Monotaro gave him a fistbump then.
"you need to make that third game Vman" Peter said
"hey I'll try to!" Vectorman promised
"bye Monotaro and Vectorman!" Cheeta waved at them before the two then disappeared
"well that's that then, oh and the teams are officially disbanded meaning that it'll be a free for all competition now...so have fun with that information" MePhone4 smirked
"i miss him already..." Donut sighed
"i miss Vman too..." Y/n groaned
"it'll be fine, at least they're all okay" Candle smiled
"i really hate MePhone now, like seriously I really hate you more than Junior" Lilith said with a glare
"cry more" MePhone4 laughed before he walked away with the staff members leaving the others to stand around in silence
"well then, I'll have to leave, today's has been a complete headache" Taco said before turning her back on them
"we still haven't forgotten about your behavior at the trial by the way..." Mr.B said sternly to which Taco just ignored him and walked away from the group.
"well...no more teams" Cheeta sighed sadly
"aw it'll be fine dude, come on let's go eat some of Chef Pee Pee's secret food stash" Peter suggested
"I'm down for that!" Y/n laughed
"well i am sort of hungry so...ah what the heck?" Cheeta smiled cheerfully as the three walked away to the dining hall
"hold on a moment!" Mr.B ordered before the others turned to him nervously...
"...mind if i join in?" Mr.B smiled sheepishly
"Mr.B!" Candle gasped
"oh come now, a man gotta eat!" Mr.B shrugged
"let's go then!" Peter waved for him to follow as then the cop quickly ran over to them as the four went to the dining hall leaving Candle alone with Donut and Lilith
"it's sort of weird how they get along despite the fact that we'll be fighting against each other in the upcoming challenges..." Lilith shook her head at them
"are you going to be alright Donut?" Candle asked gently
"yeah..." Donut sighed deeply before looking determined "i won't give up now, I'll win this competition for Monotaro!"
"well...may the best person win" Candle smiled with a nod
"we should get some rest now, it's going to be another horrible challenge tomorrow i bet..." Lilith rolled her eyes before she and the others then walked away from the circle of talk
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we see MePhone4 again in his room
"welcome back people, today sure was different huh? oh i know i know, oh MePhone4 you traumatized the poor contestants, why did you work with Monokuma? oh my gawd bro...just let me have fun for once okay?...anyways the teams are no more and only a few contestants are left...it's all coming to an end soon enough, anyways thanks for watching this new episode of TOTAL CROSSOVER BATTLE! this is MePhone4 signing off!" MePhone4 waved goodbye as the screen faded to black shortly after
Message Submits have been closed, thank you for those who left a message and gifts!
Contestants
Notes:
the trial wasn't meant to be complex or long...i hope you guys still enjoyed this episode though!
the end is coming soon...
Chapter 19: Episode 16: H2O Crap
Summary:
the contestants go under.
Notes:
i actually decided to be uploading my Seagull Street private story in my ao3 account, it won't be updated that frequency tho
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
Episode 16: H2O Crap
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morning time...
"ALRIGHT MAGGOTS WAKE THE HELL UP AND GET YOUR ASSES TO C.O.F ALREADY!" Brooklyn Guy's voice soared through the megaphone outside.
Donut grumbled and slowly got up...
no Monotaro to wake him up this time...
"oh boy a new day!" Cheeta cheerfully said
"fuck that..." Y/n yawned
"alright gentleman, we have come far now...it's all at risk now so I sure hope everybody is prepared for what's coming, because the challenges will be more difficult now I'm afraid, but it's going to be okay as long as you all confidence and the courage to-"
PFFFFTTT!
Peter farted loudly as he cut off Mr.B's speech to which the cop rolled their eyes at.
"as i was saying-"
PFFFFFTTT!
Peter farted again while Mr.B sighed
"we have to-"
PFFFFFFTTTT!
Mr.B groans and just walks out of the cabin with the others as Peter continued to lay on the bed then.
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at the circle of talk...
"well now you people, isn't it evicting that you all got here so far?" MePhone4 asked
"I guess" Lilith shrugged
"actually we need you all to comment on this so...get to the confessional room" Brooklyn Guy ordered
"do we have to..." Taco sighed
"yeah, you don't have a say in the matter really...just look at me!" Chef Pee Pee exasperated
Confessional
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"how do i feel about making it this far?...nothing, i knew that I'd get here because I'm just that cool bruh" Y/n said smugly
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"what it do bruh? you know your boy Peter made it this far into the dumbass game, there was no way for me to even lose from the beginning...also you guys better be rooting for my ass since...well not to brag anything but let's just say that I was the true protagonist of 101" Peter said with a smirk
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"can't believe I've made it here...Tubby if you're watching this then HELLO!" Cheeta waved cheerfully at the camera
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"I'd be quite honest with you all...i'm not really the athletic type so making it this far into the game was quite surprising...although i won't be going down anytime soon" Mr.B claimed proudly
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"well here i am...I'd like to thank all of the previous Wannabees for helping me get this far, i hope you're doing okay Monotaro...you as well Liekable, I'll be winning this competition for you both i swear!" Donut declared
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"i didn't think I'd be here this far, but here we are...i guess it's too late to quit now or something, i don't think I'll make it past here but we'll see i guess" Lilith said with little confidence
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"if i end up losing here then that'd be fine, I've learned so much while being here, so many interesting people and friends to make peace with...aside from a few of course" Candle sighed
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"of course i would make it this far, i'm not incompetent enough to get eliminated that easily...although things could be a little tricky now...no matter, i shall handle it myself" Taco said with a evil smirk
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Over
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"okay now that's over, let's all get down to the messages bozos" MePhone4 said before Chef Pee Pee pulled out a bunch of notes
"let's read Donut's first, 'donut sweep !!!!! here, have a slice of cake for good luck'"
"here ya go" Brooklyn Guy gave him the slice
"thanks i guess..." Donut throws the cake in his mouth but it just goes through instead.
"why is your mouth so fucking big bro?" Peter asked
"i don't know?" Donut shrugged
"next message for Donut Weeper was 'damn kinda sad monotaro got out, but I expected it, hope ur feeling better'"
"Donut weeper...seriously?" Lilith rolled her eyes at the chef
"these insults don't get to me, but as for the person who sent that message, thank you it really means a lot to have your support" Donut said gratefully
"shh you gotta gloat bro, all the messages i get are horny ass people trying to get me to fuckle with Peter" Y/n groaned
"let's FUCKLE then" Peter smirked
"NO!" Y/n yelled
"move on move on" Mr.B hurried Chef Pee Pee
"next message is uh...oh boy, 'Vectorman was cool but ngl If a “Shining Force 2” Character was in here like Slade, or Kazin- Maybe even Sarah, Oh yeah I came to warn you that I am currently fucking a alternative reality version of you - Your Local Game Master'"
"WHAT!?" Donut yelled
"this is disgusting..." Taco said with a groan
"yes..." Candle sighed
"not really, wouldn't you want to stick your cock in a donut ring?" Peter asked
"why would we put a chicken in a donut?" Cheeta scratched his head in confusion
"these guys weren't interesting enough" MePhone4 rolled his eyes
"aren't you going to do something about the message...my people are being abused!" Donut grumbled
"please don't go to dunkin donuts then" Lilith warned
"or krispy kreme...god i could devour some donuts right now" Brooklyn Guy hummed
"stop that talk!" Donut gave him a angry look
"alright, this message for Donut said 'i finally get to send messages now! i was looking up for the last one but they were already closed by the time i was reading. anyways, im sorry u had your best friend go because of that stupid challenge, i hope u will be alright. i dunno, have a syringe'"
"you mean this?" MePhone4 pulled out a syringe full of rainbow like substance
"hey that's mine!" Donut exclaimed
"yeah well i'm not letting you bozos cheat so...to whoever sent this, this is for you" MePhone4 then started sucking on the syringe like a baby bottle while the others watched in disbelief.
"what...?" Candle muttered
"he's giving that tip some good neck" Y/n said
"okay let's forget about the weirdo for a moment, this message for Donut said 'are you like, okay? heres some fork repellent if that works..'"
Brooklyn Guy then threw him a purplish spray bottle
"thank you but i haven't had that many fork injuries since my time being here" Donut explained
"is there a stupid repellent?" Taco asked rudely
"bitch we all know that you used a permanent no friends slash no girlfriends repellent, quit talking folk" Peter sneered at her while Taco groaned quietly
"Donut your final message said 'High Five!"
"huh?" Donut raised his eyebrow before a long mechanical hand came out of nowhere next to Donut's face
Donut looked around in uncertainty before slowly giving the hand a high five before it retracts back where it came from.
"alright" Mr.B sighed
"what that hand do?" Y/n asked with a seductive smirk
"it hits people's hands, somebody take it down!" Cheeta panicked
"calm down, alright Taco let's read your messages now" said Chef Pee Pee before he began reading the first one 'i'm running out of things like "based" to sayyy uhhh hey guys you should let taco cook"
"nah" Peter simply said
"nah" Y/n said as well
"nah" Cheeta shook his head
"no" Mr.B joined in
"i think she had enough spotlight already" Lilith pouted
"yeah..." Donut nodded
"oh whatever, I'm still better than any of you here" Taco grunted while Candle gave her a disappointed glare
"next message. 'Taco, Listen to Candle, Plus you need Character Growth, Accept the Character Growth your destined to change'"
"I'm fine thank you" Taco yawned
"this story is ass so there's no development for her ass" Peter rolled his eyes
"I really don't care anymore" Candle said with a small frown
"whatever...i don't need anyone" Taco sighed
"the next message was 'YOU BURNT THE BEAR! YOU BURNT THE BEAR! YOU BURNT THE BEAR! IF YOU LIKE BURNING THINGS SO MUCH AND YOU LIKE TO RULE, HOW ABOUT YOU GO RULE THE FUCKING BURNING CITIES YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD I'M FUCKING TIRED OF YOU BURNING GIFTS MEPHONE MAY I BE LET OUT OF THIS CAGE SO I CAN GIVE LITTLE MISS ARSONIST A BODY SLAM.....actually, I don't want to upset Candle and Mr B.'"
"you know what, i really don't care about her either so go on" Mr.B shrugged
"what did you do with him by the way?" Lilith asked
"oh i think he broke out somehow, not sure...also bigfoot may be roaming the island so there's that new information for ya" MePhone4 shrugged without much concern as Donut gulped
"well you better find him, because this person sounds deranged" Taco said with a annoyed face
"well actually the next message from him said 'I'm sorry, Taco. I just...I'm just upset.'"
"i guess...i really don't care" Taco waved her hand dismissively
"alright Candle, your message said 'hey candle have you heard of ligma'"
"what's ligma?" Candle asked
"it's a disease...my uncle died from it" Y/n sighed deeply
"oh god...but what's ligma?" Lilith asked
"suck on my balls...wait no i meant-"
"just shut up" Lilith grumbled
"i totally fucking forgot about him...where is he by the way?" Peter asked
"doesn't he live in Seagull Street still?" Y/n shrugged
"i thought you didn't have any family left?" Cheeta asked
"tis but a lie" Y/n said elegantly
"why don't you go live with him, are you unsupervised most of the time?" Mr.B questioned the kid
"I doubt his uncle wants to do anything with dumbass here, the last time we fought he told his uncle to live without him because of the while robot war stuff he caused...yeah fuck you for that by the way" Peter flipped him off
"oh fuck you too, no wonder your sister hates you...asshole" Y/n groaned
"let's calm down dears..." Candle asked
"alright next long ass message is 'Alright Alright Time To Get Serious HELLO GUYS, I have come to say- you may be thinking, I am the lord of being High, Random, and Weird, Well I am getting fucking serious Today, All those corrupted people were from ME! I warned you guys, But- This is another casualty meet, MABEL AND DIPPER PINES"
"huh" Peter said
"oh yeah play the video Brooklyn Guy" Chef Pee Pee asked
"isn't that your job!?" Brooklyn Guy said angrily
"just play it already god" Chef Pee Pee rolled their eyes as Brooklyn Guy began playing the video
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after the video
"wait that's still going on?" Donut asked
"what happened to girlfriend...WHY DOES SHE HAVE LONG LEGS!?" Y/n yelled in confusion
"the message continues 'That was Mabel and Dipper Pines, and Bill Cipher, more on him later, Dipper and Mabel Pines are known as the mystery twins, they go on adventures and explore the mysteries of Gravity Falls, This is bad that they are corrupted as they most likely tried to find out where did this Glitch come from? Well it’s bad because of all the things they found, Like Dipper and his Shrink-Growth Flashlight, Mabel and her Wild Imagination, Now here’s the real threat, Bill Cipher, He’s a literal fucking dimension hopping 2D Triangle and his goal is travel Universes and shit, now this dude can do ANYTHING, I mean make Wacky Shit and Grow into a fucking spider demon, THIS IS NOT A JOKE, THIS IS SERIOUS AND I HAVE TO KEEP YOU GUYS UPDATED!!! - Your Local Game Master'"
"oh bill? I know that guy, good friend to be honest" MePhone4 said with a smile
"should we be worried?" Mr.B asked the host to which they shook their head
"nah...i think, i dunno honestly he's kinda insane" MePhone4 admitted
"well this story is ending, the whole glitchy ass stuff could be made in another story...after OG posts his silent hill fanfic with Liekable, Flower, Cherzi, some original characters and-"
"BRO SHUT UP SPOILERS!" Y/n smacked Peter in the head
"Flower...oh man i remember her, how's she doing i wonder?" Cheeta pondered for a moment
"yeah don't worry about the whole glitch stuff, I mean if it happens then we'll use York and bigfoot as a meat shield so...yeah" MePhone4 chuckled
"we won't be doing any of that" Candle gave him a scowl
"hurry up..." Taco demanded
"next message for Candle 'youre single handedly carrying this competition'"
"oh thank you dear" Candle smiled
"yeah right" Taco rolled her eyes
"stay jealous bozo" Candle smirked
"w-what?" Taco stuttered in shock
"OOOOOH SHE CALLED YOU BOZO!" Peter laughed
"when did you get this disrespectful Candle sheesh!" Brooklyn Guy said
"oh it's nothing..." Candle smirked again while Taco groaned angrily
"the next message was 'I was supposed to be writing something that I set to be due 24 1/3 hours ago....lack of motivation sucks.'"
"oh it'll be okay dear...I'll be sending positive energies for you" Candle said kindly
"yeah tell me about it..." OG Plush sat down next to Mr.B who jumped in surprise due to the sudden appearance
"umm....?" Lilith looked at the others in confusion
"no wonder this took a few days to even began writing on, honestly I don't even know what today's challenge is going to be...writing this fanfic is a real challenge, hell if you guys ever started writing your own fanfic then Jesus...be prepared, especially when it comes to fangans or stuff like this, i don't know how masterkat did it but my applause goes to her" OG Plush then stared at the fire for a while as the others just stared at him in awkwardness
"okay, are you going to leave now or something?" MePhone4 asked
"oh yeah...by the way you suck ass" OG Plush then popped out of existence
"oh why that little...whatever" MePhone4 grumbled to himself
"who's masterkat?" Cheeta said after a few moments of silence
"the greatest total drama island crossover story writer...check them out dude" Y/n smiled
"okay then...Peter's first message was 'how how how how. how. i send curses upon ye'"
"yeah right" Mr.B scoffed
"....AUGHHHH!!!!" Peter screamed before his entire body dissolved into his skeleton only
"WHAT THE!??" Donut screamed along with the others.
"sweet" Y/n chuckled
"ew..." MePhone4 quickly revived Peter next to his skeleton
"sup?" Peter asked casually
"you...just dissolved" Candle explained with a horrified fact.
"yeah it was cool, by the way can I keep this?" Peter asked pointing at the skeleton
"sure..." MePhone4 said
"alright uh...next message said 'Here have a nuke, have fun with it'"
suddenly a big nuke appeared behind Peter.
"WHAT!?" Mr.B gasped
"get it away from here!" Taco asked with a nervous face
"fuck no, i wanna nuke something!" Peter complained
"what...what would you even want to nuke?" Lilith asked
"the moon" Peter said casually
"but why though?" Cheeta said
"i dunno, it just makes me angry to look at" Peter shrugged
"MePhone...get it away from here" Brooklyn Guy whispered
"oh alright...we'll use it later" MePhone4 then made the nuke dissappear
"NOOOOOOO!!!" Peter yelled
"good" Y/n rolled his eyes
'"okay this message was meant for both Peter and Y/n..Jesus fuck this one is long too, alright I'm just going to read it 'God, I love ASMR ~ mommy helps you sleep | [ dominant ] [ sleep aid ] [ praise ]. I wake up every morning, hyped and excited knowing I fell asleep watching ASMR ~ mommy helps you sleep | [ dominant ] [ sleep aid ] [ praise ], and that ill get to watch more ASMR ~ mommy helps you sleep | [ dominant ] [ sleep aid ] [ praise ] today. Ever since my wife left me and became an alcoholic there has been a deep hole in my heart, a hole that has been filled with constant viewing of ASMR ~ mommy helps you sleep | [ dominant ] [ sleep aid ] [ praise ]. I abandoned all of my friends and family, I didn't need them, and watching ASMR ~ mommy helps you sleep | [ dominant ] [ sleep aid ] [ praise ] make me come to that realization. While my wife takes the kids and has constant sexual intercourse with my boss, I know I am in a better place than her because I have ASMR ~ mommy helps you sleep | [ dominant ] [ sleep aid ] [ praise ] that I can come back to and enjoy time and time again."
"what the actual hell?" Brooklyn Guy said
"york does not take credit it said...i don't know" Chef Pee Pee shrugged
"welcome to the cum zone" Peter spoke in a deep voice
"where you can cum inside anime girls" Y/n spoke deeply too
"okay please just shut up already..." Donut groaned
"moving on to Y/n's messages...this one said 'is your full name "your name last name" or is it just pronounced "y/n l/n'"
"it's Y/n..how the hell do people get confused with that, it's not your name or your last name, it's literally just fucking Y/n...what's wrong with you!?" Y/n asked angrily
"now see here bozo people think your name is literally letters and slashes, when in your own little mind you think it's...whatever the hell the viewers came up with, you're a freak bro like...just a freak, you look like a fucking sign road but for these other bozos they see you differently, hell i even see you differently but to avoid any mind fuckery...I'll just stop talking about this for now" Peter said with a shrug
"i don't understand..." Mr.B sighed
"you know what just ignore them..." Lilith whispered
"next message 'Are you gonna marry Peter someday?'"
"alright that's it, IP. 92.28.211.234 N: 43.7462 W: 12.4893 SS Number: 6979191519182016 IPv6'" Y/n began numbers and letters
"what are you even doing now?" Taco asked
"leaking IP addresses" Y/n explained
"you can't do that..." Candle stated
"okay I'll stop when they stop asking me retarded questions" Y/n growled
"bro is mad haha!" Peter snickered
"FUCK YOU!" Y/n snarled
"alright next message for the little brat here said 'surprisingly, im starting to like you more'"
"of course you would, I'm fucking Y/n L/n...I've been with you this entire buddy" Y/n winked
"that's amazing!" said Cheeta
"i think stupidity may be contagious...i feel so dumb right now" Lilith held her aching head
"anyway for B this message said 'east...'"
"what?" Mr.B said in confusion
"MR.BEASTTTTT!!!" Peter yelled
"oh goodness not this again" Mr.B face-palmed
"oh this is yours by the way" Brooklyn Guy threw him a rainbow card
"congrats you're...CLOSETED?" Mr.B shrieked
"yeah man, we know you like Grosha" Peter smirked
"now listen...i actually dated a woman before, now that may have not worked out in the past but...Grosha is just my partner, don't make such assumptions" Mr.B scolded him
"yeah sure, next thing you'll tell us is that you don't like men" MePhone4 chuckled
"well...you know what I'll just keep quiet for now" Mr.B sighed as he threw the card away.
"Cheeta your message was 'I'm sorry Cheeta I can't hug you I'm locked in a cage' and ew...there's tears in the note!" Chef Pee Pee said in disgust
"let him out of the cage, i need my hug!" Cheeta demanded
"NO!" MePhone4 hissed
"continuing with the message it said 'this song...wait, that might have Walten Files spoilers....SHIIIIT.'"
"oh yeah listen to this song" MePhone4 began to play it
"i like it!" Cheeta said while dancing
"one of these huh?" Y/n sighed
"and then it said 'what about this...wait...this is just worrying to send to someone I realized...'"
"they're talking about this song" MePhone4 explained before playing said song
"i like this one too!" Cheeta said cheerfully
"do you not hear the lyrics?" Donut asked in concern as Cheeta continued to dance
"oh would you hear that, it's Liekable's theme song" Taco snickered
"that's really insensitive..." Lilith gave her a angry look
"YOU NEED TO LEAVE!" Peter said with a old woman's voice
"Taco...i swear to everything I'll..." Candle growled
"i was just joking goodness! I hope he's fine and all...just settle down" Taco rolled her eyes at them.
"and now it said 'this...wait why do I have so many songs that are just depressing as hell'"
"you know the drill" MePhone4 said before pressing on his body again before the music came
"this one is good too!" Cheeta exclaimed
"do you just like every song out there?" Mr.B asked
"this is what i feel about Peter" Y/n grumbled
"i thought it was a love song" Peter asked before Y/n slapped him in the face.
"the final part of the message said 'ahh, this one's underrated.'"
"bloop!" MePhone4 played the music
"I like this-"
"we get it" Taco cut him off
"sally? as in sally face? oh yeah bro is going to be in danganronpa 102 as well" Peter smirked
"i watched that video before and not trying to be offensive but with the way they look...yeah i understand why they're lonely" Y/n winced
"whoever sent these songs are making me feel worried...was it york again?" Donut asked
"where is he again?" Candle asked
"hmm...you know what" MePhone4 then stopped playing the music before he teleported York in the circle of talk
"okay so liste-....why are you shirtless?" MePhone4 asked him
"i ate my shirt, also the bears from episode 1 attacked me...i ate them too, oh hey Cheeta!" York waved at the cat
"hello!" Cheeta waved back
"okay whatever, congratulations York you're now a staff member of TCB!" MePhone4 announced
"really?!" York gasped
"yeah, actually wait" MePhone4 then teleported Bigfoot next
"uh..." Donut looked at the ape in fear
"ragh?" Bigfoot looked confused
"you're both my servants now, go clean my personal toilet" MePhone4 gave each one a mop and bucket
"wait what-"
"sorry gotta continue with the show now bye!" MePhone4 teleported the two away then
"okay so that's a thing now" Chef Pee Pee sighed
"i can understand York but why would you bring bigfoot?" Mr.B asked
"because it's funny to scare Donut" MePhone4 chuckled
"this isn't fair...Monotaro isn't here to defend me" Donut sighed
"it's alright, we're here for you" Candle said as she patted him on the back
"this isn't a good idea but this is MePhone we're talking about so..." Lilith shrugged
"well Lilith you got a message too which said 'Good job making it here even though you didn't want to. You put yourself in a win win position ranked wise so if like some other competition show wanted you on you probably have a good shot of getting on...I'm talking about the ones that don't hold you against your will. Honestly, would this not count as a work reference? ALSO JUNIOR'S GONE YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH'"
"honestly i don't think I'd want to do any kind of game show ever again, i rather focus on my fashion designer career...also yeah i still don't miss Junior" Lilith smirked
"who would?" Chef Pee Pee scoffed before continuing with the message 'Also with the topic of love, it's possible to fall in love after a deep friendship, right? I mean, I don't think there's anything against that. Honestly, I wish I got to talk more philosophical cause I realized my time to ask questions is running out, and it's running out fast. Running out very, very fast. Like it genuinely scares me, time scares me. Whenever you've answered questions you were genuine, so I thank you for that, we need more people like you, even if I don't agree with your opinions on love.'"
"i mean i guess, it's weird to me that's all...i wouldn't know much since-"
"since you haven't found love before, listen Lilith it's alright baby...come with big daddy Y/n, I'll show you true love" Y/n gave her a wink
"...can we have a viewer vote for elimination next time?" Lilith asked angrily
"pfft, maybe?" MePhone4 shrugged
"wow creep" Peter snickered
"would you leave her alone...good grief" Mr.B rolled his eyes with annoyance
"alright Brooklyn this message was meant for you and it said 'imagine, if you will: the first note of the family guy intro'"
"oh yeah it goes something like...nahnahnnah family guuuy...violin and sex in tv and...in which we used to relay uh...i forgot" Brooklyn Guy admitted with a awkward voice
"violence not violin dummy" Peter sighed
"oh it's not my fault!" Brooklyn Guy whined
"next message said 'Bro You got me Fucking cracking up when you called me your local Game Molester - Your Local Game Master'"
"yeah sorry about that, just a slip of my tongue...i deal with a lot of sickos before, especially Screwball ugh...do you realize what he does in that free candy van? disgusting...the life of being a cop eh?" Brooklyn Guy said as he eyed Mr.B
"with the way you act...I'd hate to see what kind of cop you are" Mr.B said
"final message for bald spot here said 'Why are you married to your wife if you hate her? That's just an unhappy life waiting to happen. NOT AS UNHAPPY AS I FEEL WHEN WATCHING A SML VIDEO WITHOUT BROOKLYN GUY OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
"OOOOOOHH! also yeah well don't blame me, whenever i try to divorce her she just thinks it's a joke and it's all like BOINEY BOINEY YOU'RE SUCH A GOOD COMEDIAN well bitch I'm not joking, i sure to God after this show is over and i'm back home, I'd just strangle her with my hands...yeah, YEAH! I'll just grab her neck and squeeze it until it pops...haha..hahahaha!" Brooklyn Guy cackled like a madman while the others gave him worried looks
"okay...?" Taco muttered
"you need help Brooklyn...anyways MePhone your first message said 'did monotaro actually have a motive or did he just wake up and chose homicide (based)?'"
"oh yeah, he just wanted to kill Vectorman to save Donut or something" MePhone4 scoffed
"ow...did you really intend for us to die of starvation...that was really wrong!" Donut grunted
"yeah, you're starting to become evil" Candle said
"bruh, not my problem, blame the nostalgia" MePhone4 shrugged
"what?" Cheeta titled his head at him
"next message 'Are you gonna make Bigfoot a contestant on the show?'"
"hmm?" MePhone4 shrugged
"so yes or no?" Y/n asked
"hmm!" MePhone4 shrugged again
"he's probably unclogging the toilet now or something" Brooklyn Guy said with a disgusted face
"next one said 'i was gonna put something funny here but i forgot what i was gonna put so please pretend this is a hilarious joke'"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Peter laughed loudly
"HAAAHAAAAHAAAAAAA!" MePhone4 wheezed as well
"OH MY FUCKING GOD BEST JOKE OF ALL TIME!" Y/n said wiping his tears
"yeah it was really funny!" Cheeta giggled
"it didn't even say anything!" Donut face-palmed
"they're insane..." Taco sighed
"oh my god just shut the hell up you guys...this next message said 'Chris McClean....Notice the mispelling, MePhone. That's a rag on Chris."
"HAH!" MePhone4 laughed
"this is childish" Mr.B said with a sigh
"final message was...Meet me at Dinner cutie, Maybe we can do something tonight - ???' oh and they put a smiley face...how serious" Chef Pee Pee said sarcastically
"oooh, is that so...okay I'm going somewhere now, you host the challenge Brooklyn" MePhone4 said as he tapped the puppet in the head before their body glowed up
"w-what?" Brooklyn Guy said in confusion
"okay bye I have a date to catch!" MePhone4 then teleported away
"did he...go to the person's house?" Lilith asked
"probably...damn" Peter said
"so what now?" Cheeta asked Brooklyn Guy
"i..guess I'll host?" Brooklyn Guy shrugged
"this is stupid, you get to host and all i do is clean up the stupid ass kitchen...UGH!" Chef Pee Pee stormed off angrily
"okay uh...i guess let's go to the challenge?" Brooklyn Guy then snapped his fingers before they were teleported to a living room
"BOINEY IS THAT YOU, WHO ARE YOUR FRIENDS!?" Karen yelled obnoxiously
"SHIT SHIT SHIT!" Brooklyn Guy panicked before snapping his fingers again as they were teleported to the beach next.
"okay uh...so here's the new challenge, you guys are going to be using these submarines and will go underwater, you'll then have to get to the secret underground lair where you'll then have to go through a obstacle course and reach to the final room where you guys will have to retrieve a briefcase each, whoever returns without a briefcase gets automatically eliminated...any questions?" Brooklyn Guy asked
"yeah...HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO PILOT A SUBMARINE!?" Lilith snapped
"oh it's easy, just read the manual, oh! and these things are fitted with cool tech so you guys won't have to worry about the robotic sharks we put in the water, okay have fun now!" Brooklyn Guy then teleported away somewhere
they all looked at the submarines floating on the water...there was one for each, Donut, Taco, Candle, Peter, Y/n, Mr.B, Cheeta, and Lilith...
"out of my way!" Taco quickly ran over to a submarine
"THINK FAST BITCH!" Peter punched Y/n in the face before he ran to a submarine laughing
"YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!" Y/n yelled angrily before going over to a submarine as well before the others did so too.
everybody got inside one and they closed the hatchet afterwards.
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Candle sat in her seat and looked at the colorful buttons in confusion before she picked up a manual book
"okay this shouldn't too hard..." she said as she began to press a button
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Mr.B's View
"this is useful at least..." Mr.B sighed while reading the manual
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Lilith's view
"uh...okay" Lilith pressed on some few buttons that caused the submarine to shake a little...
"ugh..." she groaned before reading the manual again.
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Cheeta's View
Cheeta was seen scratching his head while reading the manual...upside down
he shrugged and threw the manual away before he began to press on random buttons
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Donut's View
Donut kept looking at the manual and the control panels back to back.
"UGH WHERE IS THE SHIFT GEAR AT!?" he yelled in frustration
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Taco's view
"this is easy!" she smirked and began pressing some buttons and taking hold of the steering wheel
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Peter's view
Peter looked at the manual before scoffing and throwing it away
"pfft, i already know this" Peter laughed and began to do his work
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Y/n's view
"who the hell needs this?" Y/n threw the manual away and just began to press on the buttons before his submarines slowly started to descend into the water along with the others
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the eight contestants were seen piloting inside the deep water as a light was attached to their submarine bumper helping them navigate throughout the place.
"isn't this fun?" Cheeta spoke through a speaker in his submarine that everybody heard in their own submarines
"this is really scary...but at least now I've learned how piloting underwater feels like" Lilith said as she looked uncomfortable inside her submarine
"this is a race assholes, so get out of the way!" Y/n pressed something before his submarines started going faster to which he hit Peter's on the way
"BRUV GET YOUR ASS OFF!" Peter growled before he steered away and bumped into Taco's sub instead
"you imbecile watch it!" Taco said angrily
"could we please just stay civil?" Mr.B begged
"yes please, can't we just admire the beauty of the sea...look at these lovely fishes, the plants and-"
"sharks!" Donut said abruptly
"of course, sharks are lovely creatures too and-"
"no, ROBOTIC HUNGRY SHARKS!" Donut yelled as in front of them were a hurd of scary looking metallic sharks heading towards them
"oh no!" Lilith gasped
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"just use your rockets dumbasses!" Y/n groaned before his submarine fired a missile towards the sharks which exploded them into pieces.
"Candle watch out!" Mr.B steered towards her and pressed a button that shot bullets towards a shark that was about to attack Candle's submarine .
"oh thank you..." Candle smiled
"ugh i don't have time for this!" Taco quickly moved forward away from them.
"RUN AWAY!" Cheeta yelped and began following after Taco with the others.
"assholes!" Peter pressed a green button which dropped a bunch of mines behind to which the sharks got hit with before exploding into scraps
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everybody was then seen trying to overtake each other
"ugh move out of the way!" Taco growled as she was being rammed by Peter and Y/n's submarines
"you ain't winning today!" Y/n sped ahead to try and pressed something inside which caused green smoke to emerge from his submarine engines
"ugh you fucker!" Peter tried to steer away before he suddenly rammed into Mr.B's sub
"oh Peter watch it!" Mr.B grumbled
"oh dear!" Candle's submarine hit a few fishes in the way as her screen was stained with blood.
"oh my jam!" Donut saw a big robotic shark come towards him before he pressed a random while panicking causing his submarine to go faster and ram the shark instead which sent it floating away
"weeeeee!" Cheeta's submarine also started going fast as he then overtook Taco and Y/n
"AUGH!....hm" Taco then narrowed her eyes and pressed on a red button before looking at a little screen and aiming a target right in Cheeta's submarine
she laughed maniacally before slamming on another button which sent a large missile towards Cheeta's engine
Cheeta was whistling happily before suddenly the back of his submarine was hit by something causing him to slow down and stop.
"AHHH!" Donut was heard screaming as he went past Cheeta along with Taco and Y/n
"ah man something seems to be wrong" Cheeta tried moving his submarine but it wouldn't move...
Cheeta scratched his head before looking back and seeing a diving suit attached to a oxygen tank
"hmmm" Cheeta hummed as an idea came to his head
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"where are we even heading at?" Lilith asked as she shot a robot shark to smithereens
"i don't know!" Candle yelped as she rammed into Mr.B
"oh goodness this is awful!" Mr.B said feeling nauseous
"BITCH!" Peter rammed info Y/n's submarine
"what the fuck asshole!?" Y/n growled angrily
"oh look it's there!" Donut pointed at a large cave that had a sign that read SECRET LAIR OVER HERE
"how oddly convenient" Lilith said sarcastically
"whatever!" Taco quickly steered towards the cave then to which the others followed her quickly.
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they emerged their submarines out and we then see a circular pool along with a bunch of ladders and also there was Brooklyn Guy standing in the platform watching them
"nice you guys actually made it!" Brooklyn Guy said cheerfully
"WITH NO DIRECTIONS!?" Mr.B yelled
"anyway this is the next part of your challenge quickly come on come on!" Brooklyn Guy waved for them as Taco exited her submarine and jumped in the water with the others before climbing up the ladder
they then saw a bunch of yellow robotic suits lined up together.
"oh shit crash bandicoot!" Peter smiled
"okay now comes the obstacle course, these suits can jump and have wumpa missiles which is basically a fruit...i don't know why but just go along with it, you'll encounter some bad people in the way but that doesn't matter, just get to the end and grab your briefcase before coming back okay? what are you waiting, GO!" Brooklyn Guy yelled before everyone ran over to their mech suits and for on them
then they ran away further into the lair.
Cheeta then came out of the water before pulling off his goggles
"did i miss anything?" Cheeta asked Brooklyn Guy
"wha...just get on your suit already!" Brooklyn Guy teleported the cat into the suit before Cheeta also ran off into the lair
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everybody was running forward before they reached a section where there was green water on the floor along with electricity, however they were several metallic blocks to jump on and reach to the other side.
"BYE ASSHOLES!" Y/n quickly jumped into the blocks and began hopping onto the others
"oh no you won't!" Taco quickly followed after him along with the others.
"okay just go slowly..." Mr.B told himself before suddenly Cheeta came and jump ed straight into the electrical water
"BRLBRBRLBRLR RLVL!" Cheeta was seen getting shocked before the electricity stopped suddenly.
"I'm sorry Cheeta!" Donut said before jumping into the blocks along with the others.
"i-i'll follow up-BRLBRLRBRLRBLBL!" he got shocked again as the others managed to cross the path
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Taco was seen shooting her wumpa missile at Y/n who was in the lead
"fuck off you bri'sh bundle of sticks!" Y/n groaned as he aimed back at her before shooting a wumpa fruit which Taco dodged by jumping over it as it instead hit Peter in the face splashing him with a purplish liquid
"hmm!" Peter licked the fruit juice with a smile before Donut ran past him with Lilith
they all arrived at another section as then they saw a bunch of robots working on some computers before turning their heads at the contestants
"uh...hi?" Candle waved with her mech suit before the robots eyes turned red as they started charging towards them
"i guess we must do this huh?" Mr.B sighed before firing his wumpa fruits at the robots along with the others
"Augh!" Donut smacked one of the robots down the rails to which they fell on acid and dissolved
"BAM BITCH!" Y/n shot a fruit in a robot's face before using the mech suit arm to push them down and jump on their skull which it got shattered thanks to the mech suit's big ass feet
Lilith was seen getting piled up by the robots before Cheeta suddenly came and punched one of them away from her.
"sorry I'm late!" Cheeta apologized as Candle shot a wumpa fruit at a robot that tried sneaking up on Cheeta.
"it's fine dear" Candle smiled
"oh dear they just seem to be coming out of nowhere" Mr.B said with a groan as he punched multiple robots in the face before more of them came out of nowhere again.
"oh screw this!" Taco grabbed Lilith's mech suit and pushed her into a bunch of robots before jumping over them and moving forward in the lab
"YOU WON'T GET AWAY!" Donut yelled and chased after her then.
"ugh that girl!" Candle growled angrily and helped Lilith fend off the robots
"guys let's run away!" Cheeta suggested
"okay bye bitch!" Y/n punched Peter's mech suit and ran away aughing
"BRUH!" Peter growled before running after him
"i can't afford to lose so you know what?" Mr.B jumped high in the air before coming down and slamming the ground as it created a shockwave knocking the robots down
"I'M OUT OF HERE!" Lilith yelled before she took the opportunity and ran away from the fight along with the others as well.
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Taco was seen dodging wumpa fruits from Donut who was chasing after her and knocking a few robots along the way
"you won't be winning today!" Donut said angrily
"oh buzz off!" Taco gritted her teeth and pushed down a cabinet on the way to which Donut jumped over.
"wassup assholes?" Y/n said before shooting a fruit at Donut's leg knocking them down on the ground before he aimed at Taco and shot her on the back causing her to stumble a bit
Y/n smirked and began running forward before he got punched in the back by Peter's mech suit
"sorry bozo!" Peter laughed and ran ahead of Y/n and Donut (who was slowly getting up)
Y/n growled as Lilith jumped over him along with B and Candle and Cheeta before he also got up and began running forward after them.
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they all arrived at another section which moving lazers in front of them that were going up and down.
"augh!" Taco jumped over the first Lazer
"oh this is easy!" Cheeta said before jumping over the lazers while the others followed slowly
Taco tried jumping before stopped herself as she nearly tripped in front of a Lazer before groaning
Cheeta then came and jumped over the Lazer with ease making Taco gasp in panic as they were getting ahead of her...
but of course she couldn't let that happen, so she aimed her arm at the cat's mech suit before sending a fruit on his leg
"WOAH!" Cheeta fell down and his mech suit accidentally hit a lazer before it exploded sending him out of the suit and landing at the edge of the lazer section
"CHEETA!" Donut gasped before he saw Taco jump over the lazers and make it to the other side
"oh i fucking hate her!" Peter growled as he jumped a lazer with the others following behind.
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Taco finally made it to the room where a bunch of briefcases were seen being held by a rope
she quickly ran over and got one of them before turning back to receive a wumpa fruit right to the face by Lilith
"that's for earlier you jerk!" she hissed and ran over to one of the briefcases as the others did so as well.
"so what now?" Cheeta asked as he held his briefcase while his fur was now burnt and scratched up
Brooklyn Guy then appeared out of nowhere
"seriously? you're supposed to make it back to the beach again, also the place is going to explode in about 20 minutes so yeah" Brooklyn Guy said casually
"WHAT!?" Mr.B gasped
"yep, see you guys on the beach!" Brooklyn Guy laughed before he teleported
a loud alarm then started playing while the entire room flashed red
"AW SHIT!" Peter quickly ran away from the room as the others also ran after him with Cheeta being the slowest since he no longer had a mech suit
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"I HATE THIS CHALLENGE SO MUCH!" Mr.B yelled as he jumped over the lazer with a panicked face
"we must hurry up!" Candle said with a nervous face
"WHAT DO YOU THINK WE'RE DOING!?" Y/n yelled at her before he finally made it out of the lazer section with the others.
Cheeta was seen following behind before a lazer accidentally burnt his tail causing him to yelp and jump across the entire section and land on the other side safely before he groaned and started running forward
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they got to the part with the endless zombies and Taco just ran through them knocking some of them down.
Mr.B did what he did earlier and sent a shockwave to the robots before running off with the others behind before Cheeta came and yelped when one of the robots tried tackling him.
"2 minutes remaining until self destruction" a voice came from the speaker
"WE HAVE TO LEAVE NOW!" Lilith yelled frighteningly as she and the others got to the first section of the challenge which is the electrical water and the blocks
Taco immediately jumped on the blocks along with Y/n and Peter before the others followed too.
Cheeta got next and looked at the water with a gulp before taking a leap on a block and accidentally slipping over and falling into the water before he electrified again sending him flying across the platform and landing right near the platform where the submarines were seen floating on the circular pool
Taco immediately got out of her mech suit and jumped on Cheeta before diving down in the water with the briefcase and swimming over to her submarine
"20 seconds until self destruction" the voice said from the speaker
"come on guys!" Candle said as she got out of the mech suit and jumped down the water with the others as they all got inside the submarines while Cheeta just put on his goggles and air mask before diving down
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they all navigated through the cave tunnel and finally got out of there.
they went as far as they could until BOOOM! the cave exploded into pieces
they all started to race against each other then with Peter and Y/n constantly ramming each other sending missiles everywhere
Taco and Donut were seen side to side as they tried to overtake each other while the others lagged behind.
"you persistent peasant, leave me alone already!" Taco growled as her submarine took a bump
"you may be safe from elimination, but you won't be getting first place do you hear me!?" Donut groaned before he pressed on a yellow button that caused a large boxing glove to come out of the submarine top and then smack Taco's submarine to the back as she yelled and was hit by Mr.B's submarine on the way
"oh I'm sorry, did i hit you?" Mr.B laughed victoriously as Taco was seen getting hit by everybody's submarine causing her to get in last place
"excuse me!" Cheeta said politely as he swam past Taco's submarine
"AUGHHHH!!" Taco roared angrily before slamming her fist on a purplish button which caused her submarine to start making a high pitched sound which sent sound waves all over the deep ocean
Taco groaned painfully before shutting it down.
"ugh...useless thing!" she grumbled before moving forward and past Cheeta as well
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later we see Brooklyn Guy standing on shore next to Chef Pee Pee before suddenly a submarine emerged out of the water to which Donut immediately came out of it holding his briefcase
"I'M HERE!" Donut jumped out of submarine and ran over to Brooklyn Guy with the briefcase
"and Donut wins first place!" Brooklyn Guy announced
"YES!" Donut cheered before suddenly Peter emerged next along with Y/n, Mr.B, Candle and Lilith and of course Taco.
"well at least she didn't get first place" Peter smirked while Taco was seen boiling angry at Donut.
"you said that the way to get eliminated is by returning without a briefcase right, what if Cheeta corms here with one?" Mr.B asked
"we'd probably have a viewer vote then" Brooklyn Guy shrugged
"speaking of which" Chef Pee Pee pointed at the ocean where Cheeta was seen on the surface with the briefcase
"COME ON CHEETA!" Y/n yelled
"you can do it!" Candle cheered
"I'm coming guys, I'm not getting eliminated toda-" but then a large blue whale come out of the water swallowing Cheeta as a whole before dropping down in the water again splashing everybody as they all stood there in shock....
the whale comes out of the water again and then shoots Cheeta out of it's blowhole to which the cat came crashing down next to the host....without a briefcase
"ooooh....and it looks like Cheeta came last without what we needed, which means that you're officially eliminated from the game!" Brooklyn Guy announced
"awww..." Cheeta said with a sad voice
"MAN THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT!" Peter kicked the sand in anger
"AND THEN THEY SAY WE NEED TO SAVE WHALES, WELL LOOK AT WHAT FUCKING A WHALE DID, THEY GOT ONE OF THE BEST CHARACTERS HERE ELIMINATED GODDAMMIT!" Y/n growled
suddenly MePhone4 appeared next to the others.
"where have you been?" Chef Pee Pee asked
"long story, basically I got catfished...so who's eliminated?" MePhone4 asked with a groan
"Cheeta" Taco smirked
"yikes, alright then I'm back to hosting" MePhone4 booped Brooklyn Guy on the head causing his glow to go away
"aww..." Brooklyn Guy sighed
"alright say your goodbyes Cheeto Dude" MePhone4 yawned
"Cheeta I'm so sorry" Candle frowned deeply
"it's so unfortunate for you to go..." Mr.B sighed sadly
"aww it's fine you guys, I had fun at least...despite all the pain of course" Cheeta shivered
"goodbye Cheeta..." Donut said with a sad voice
"man we're gonna miss your goofy ahh" Peter said with a frown
"yeah...i think i heard somebody screaming no by the way" Y/n said as he looked at the woods in confusion
"any last words Cheeta?" MePhone4 asked
"well...you guys have fun as much as you can, I'll miss you all so much!" Cheeta gave them one last big hug
"ugh get on with it!" Taco rolled her eyes
"and bloop!" MePhone4 then sent Cheeta away as the others looked at the spot in sadness.
"you...WHY DID YOU PUSH ME EARLIER!?" Lilith snarled at Taco
"oh sorry, i thought it was a race...did you want me to stop and help you cross the Lazers while the others ran away with victory? get real you idiotic loser, don't stay in my way next time, perhaps then I won't be using your body as a boost then" Taco gave her a smug smirk before walking away as Lilith growled before she was stopped by Candle from jumping Taco
"i swear to GOD! I'll hit her in the face one day!" Lilith said angrily
"it's not worth it...she'll get what's coming to her later" Candle said with a sigh
"well you guys have fun with that, keep boosting my views with the DRAMA...I'll go eat ice cream after my failed date...bye" MePhone4 quickly teleported from them as they all stood around the beach for a while.
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back in MePhone4's room...
"hey guys, yeah i wasn't around for the entire challenge this time...but eh i hope Brooklyn did an okay job, of course nothing can replace me as host so...yeah, that's 7 contestants left now, as usual you guys may leave your messages and gifts using the link below, this was another episode of TOTAL CROSSOVER BATTLE! this is MePhone4, signing off!" MePhone4 waved goodbye then...
"BIGFOOT, YORK GET OVER HERE!" MePhone4 yelled as the two new staff members then came inside the room
"your nasty toilet is clean now..." York huffed
"ruagh!" Bigfoot shivered in disgust
"yeah see I'm sad that I got catfished, i want a foot message so...get to it" MePhone4 showed them his nasty dirty feet then
"oh god...if i do it then would you invite Cheeta back?" York asked
"what was that? i wanna get fired you said?" MePhone4 smirked as the two then sighed before beginning their work on the host's nasty feet....ew
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Notes:
yep cheeto is gone...I'M SORRY OKAY!?
Chapter 20: Episode 17: Bingo
Summary:
the contestants are forced to do something awful...AGAIN!
Notes:
700 hits already? thank you guys, this story isn't really that good so seeing this amount of support is really surprising :)
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
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Episode 17: Bingo
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it was morning time and everyone was seen sitting in the circle of talk.
MePhone4 then appeared with Brooklyn Guy and Chef Peni-i mean Pee Pee...
"okay before we can begin this, has anyone seen a guy with a black and white shirt and a big hairy ape?" MePhone4 asked with a angry face
"Bigfoot and the other guy?" Lilith asked
"it's York, put some respect on the name Jesus" Peter groaned while Lilith rolled her eyes.
"oh yeah, i think they said they were plotting revenge on you or something? I'm not surprised they both run away, you practically asked them to do a million things including rubbing your stupid feet..." Brooklyn Guy said with a grossed face
"yeah why do you not wash them?" Chef Pee Pee asked
"uh hello, you don't see me talking about your issues...where the heck is Y/n and Taco anyway?" MePhone4 said looking at the group which wasn't complete
"i'm here Skylar" Y/n said as he was seen with a bald head and a goatee and a hat
"uh...what's with the new look?" Donut asked him
"you look ridiculous" Mr.B stated
"B, we have to win the competition B...and I'm not ridiculous, I AM THE DANGER!" Y/n said dramatically
"bro think he walter white" Peter snickered
"OH MOTHER OF GOD!" Y/n moaned
"alright...so where's Taco?" Lilith sighed
"she sleeps alone in her own stupid cabin, is it even safe to check on her?" Donut said
"I'll go check on her" Candle sighed as she got up from her seat
"I wouldn't do that if I were you..." Mr.B said with a worried face
"I'll be fine..." Candle said before walking towards Taco's personal cabin
"Brooklyn film this, we're going to have drama early in the morning!" MePhone4 giggled in excitement
"it's a good thing we have cameras everywhere...actually now that i think about it, that's kinda weird...wait do the viewers see us using the bathrooms?" Brooklyn Guy asked
"ugh please tell me no!" Chef Pee Pee groaned
"why do you shave your ballsack in the tub peep?" Y/n asked
"I HAVE A DIFFERENT POINT OF APPROACH OKAY!?" Chef Pee Pee yelled
"what does that even!?" Donut asked with a confused face
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Candle didn't know why she even bothered to do this...she doesn't hate Taco that much, she could get revived if she dies somehow...i guess she just feels pity for her, much like Mr.Madness...is there anything she can do to help Taco and her stubbornness?
she stopped at the door and pushed it oepn before seeing the room...
it was covered completely with notes, ones with tactics, challenge predictions, how to do this or that to get a advantage...
Taco was seen on the table writing something with a bunch of coffee next to her
"...hey" Candle spoke to which caused Taco to stop whatever she was doing and turn back to the girl with a annoyed face
"what?" Taco growled
"it's time for the messages, are you coming?" Candle asked calmly as Taco groaned before getting off the chair and nearly tripping over as she held her forehead with another groan
"just...just get out, you're not even supposed to see this, are you going to steal my ideas now huh!?" Taco growled angrily while Candle just shook her head
"this game is destroying you..." Candle sighed
"HAH!" Taco sneered "destroying me? you just don't understand anything, you're stupid and don't realize the potential of the prize, you should try to actually put in the effort before it's too late!"
"no thank you, in my opinion...I've already won the competition" Candle said calmly as she turned around from Taco who just looked extremely confused
"hey, wait don't you walk away from me!" Taco demanded but Candle was already gone by now.
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"she's trying to get under my skin...she doesn't understand what this means to me anyways!" Taco said with a angry voice
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"like i told her, i already won...i met some interesting people, got through some difficulties in here and I've learned to not obsess over a simple game, I'd admit that during the elimination times i may have been a little anxious of getting eliminated...but i don't think I'd go this far just to win a prize...i hope Taco learns a valuable lesson in this entire experience, is that wishful thinking?...perhaps" Candle then just shrugged
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"nothing will stop me from winning, not these simple minded morons, the sadistic hosts, the awful food and home conditions nor the idiotic people that sent those worthless messages to me...I WILL WIN THIS TIME NO MATTER WHAT!" Taco firmly declared
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we then see Taco coming to the others with a frustrated look
"oh uh, someone got their cramps this month" Peter chuckled
"shut it, and what's with the stupid look?" Taco raised her eyebrow at Y/n
"call me waltah white from now on, I'm no longer Y/n or whatever the hell, I'm a drug dealing chemistry teacher now BITCH!" Y/n stated...or waltah, whatever
"where did you get a fake beard from?" Lilith asked with a bored look
"oh this is actually real" Y/n said as he pulled on his goatee which didn't come off at all.
"alright...can we begin now before my mind bursts due to nonsense that occurs every 5 seconds in this place?" Mr.B sighed
"you got it Benjamin!" MePhone4 winked before the two puppets pulled out the notes
"alright I'll read them this time, so BACK OFF PP!" Brooklyn Guy growled at the chef
"okay sheesh!" Chef Pee Pee rolled his eyes
"let's start with Donut's asskissing messages first, this first message said 'how do you eat? do you eat like winner where u just stuff the food inside your head or does the food just disappear when it goes through your mouth'"
"well first that was a mean thing to call the viewers, and also i don't know...i mean i just grab food and take a bite before it just goes in my stomach...it's the same with drinking water too" Donut explained
"how do you give blowjobs?" Peter asked
"Peter, don't you dare..." Candle said narrowing her eyes at the boy.
"okay okay...I'll check R34 later for the answer" Peter sighed
"this bozo watches BFB porn? oh hell nah man what the fuck?" Y/n shook his head with disbelief
"yeah okay furry porn enjoyer, have fun with your nasty vore fetish" Peter retorted
"what in the...you know just hurry onto the next message" Lilith said as she decided to ignore the two.
"next message 'Don't worry Donut in like 90% of universes donuts aren't sentient! Here, have some!'" Brooklyn Guy then threw a box of donuts to Donut with York signed on it
"that just makes me depressed now" Donut sighed sadly
"who cares, let's eat!" Y/n opened the box only to see that it was empty
"what the?" Mr.B raised his eyebrow
"oh yeah we ate those" Brooklyn Guy admitted
"hey we're fat slobs, don't judge us" MePhone4 shrugged
"what's the point of sending us gifts if you're just going to take it away?" Taco asked with a groan
"because the plot gets what it wants" MePhone4 said
"huh?" Candle looked confused
"just don't question it..." Chef Pee Pee sighed
"next message for Donut to which your people taste very good by the way, anyways this one said 'whos your favorite team member from "Team Ice Cube"? (uh, besides barf bag. because it might be obvious you'll pick her) also heres some fork attractant'"
"why do you keep saying things like that...also oh gosh I really don't want that" Donut said before MePhone4 threw the spray bottle at him
"just take it and answer my gorgeous fans you circular pastry" MePhone4 grumbled
"okay fine...i guess...Bomby? i don't really know, Naily is reckless, Braceletey is kinda weird...and i think i might be afraid of Firey Jr... and Gelatin?...UGH!" Donut rolled his eyes at the name
"okay so you scold Brooklyn Guy for insulting the audience but here you are calling your friends weird...hm" Mr.B hummed
"well it's not that bad...i think" Donut said with a uncertain voice
"why is Gelatin popular, hey why is he a popular character again?" Peter asked the camera
"watch bfb dumbass" Y/n said rudely
"i watched it fuckwad, i just don't understand if people like characters like that or what, actually who in the hell is the most popular character from bfb?" Peter hummed thoughtfully
"replace bfb with inanimate insanity, and replace is what you're going to get if you keep mentioning that trashy show again..." MePhone4 warned
"both of them sound like awful shows" Taco pouted
"you only say that because you didn't win last time" Brooklyn Guy snickered before Taco gave him a death glare
"um...next message 'oh hey other people sent in references too last time. have, like, a yoyleberry or something'" Brooklyn Guy then threw a small purple berry to Donut
"oh this, I wouldn't advise you all to eat it..." Donut said before throwing the berry into the fire
"why, does it taste bad?" Candle asked
"no...just some bad side effects" Donut sighed
"why did you throw somebody's gift in the fire, don't people usually get upset when we do that?" Lilith pointed out much to Donut's horror
"oh no...i didn't realize that!" Donut gasped
"last message bozo 'Heres a flamethrower! I dont really know what else to put here, so.. Here's season 4a of Battle for B.F.D.I!'"
"uh okay don't give him that" Mr.B said before Brooklyn Guy looked at the flamethrower before shrugging and throwing it away before it exploded and ends up burning the girls cabin for the Wannabees
"good going" Lilith sighed and held her forehead with frustration
"whatever let's just play the video this person sent" Brooklyn Guy grumbled before the projector screen came walking by it's own legs
"sup y'all?" it said before standing still facing the others
"huh...?" Taco said before Chef Pee Pee did his usual magical spell and turned on the projector which started playing the video
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MePhone4 quickly turned off the video then.
"hey we were watching that!" Donut said with a annoyed face
"why would we watch another stupid show when you could watch TCB instead? it's way better anyways" MePhone4 said with a pout
"what's wrong with pentagons?" Lilith asked
"they're just shapes" Candle shrugged
"okay hot take, but do you guys prefer the old animation or the new animation regarding bfb?" Y/n asked the camera
"old, because it looks like something my ass can make" Peter explained
"or how about both, if not then you can just watch these fan made animations on YouTube about the new style episodes or something" Brooklyn Guy shrugged
"I don't understand what you three are saying so i can't really answer" Mr.B sighed deeply
"that's because you're uncultured, anyways let's move onto Taco Bell's messages, the first one is long so I'll be saying the first part...ahem!" Brooklyn Guy cleaned his throat
"i get flashbacks of Monokuma whenever you say ahem like that" Peter said
"shush...'I feel like you need to be eliminated for the sake of your health, it's deteriorating and I'm getting scared. I'm scared, Taco. If you need words of encouragement, you aren't a failure, you mean something to someone out there, this is probably my last shot to get you to be better, but since that word is meaningless since your goal is winning the prize despite the fact that the prize will probably turn out to be a "Douchebag Genie" type wish.'"
"how would you know that, and since you like to be all so oh consider then let me ask you this, what would you do if you were in the competition as well don't act as if you wouldn't push yourself this far as i did..." Taco grumbled before she sighed deeply
"as if she deserves encouragement..." Lilith muttered angrily
"it continues with 'Like I genuinely understand your motives since I do actually get to see cams and see that you actually do have morals...like you were genuinely friends with Cherzi...only turning your back when it turned out she was manipulating you as well. I guess everyone's attempts have been rather empty (except Candle), so it just leads to you spiraling more and more and more and more and more and more and more.'"
"can we please just forget about her already?" Taco groaned
"Cherzi didn't give two shits about her, i honestly doubt she even cared about this game at all or i don't know, I'm just glad she's not around Liekable anymore" Y/n said
"yeah..." Candle nodded
"why would you the viewer waste time on someone like Taco, i can already see that she's willing to go through many heights just to get whatever she wants...it's nothing I've dealt with before to be honest" Mr.B said with a small sigh
"mind your business B..." Taco growled
"how about you stay in line, you're one of the worst people in here...i wish we can have a viewer vote so you can get eliminated already!" Lilith snarled
"jesus calm down!" Chef Pee Pee said with a surprised face
"just get this stupid message over with..." Taco grumbled
" okay then, it continues on with 'Like I feel like you're in real need of...something that you can accomplish and I'm guessing you're using the prize as a vessel, hell you don't even need to use the prize, just the idea that you won something is enough, you could probably just give it to some random person without thought while everyone else would go apeshit for it.'"
"AS IF! winning is delightful but to also win something along with it is more important, why do you think i tried so hard on the first season...nobody is getting a prize other than me got it?" Taco firmly stated
"okay bozo keep thinking that way" Peter rolled his eyes at her annoying attitude
"continuing with the message 'Like I do feel like your breakdown was genuine, and I believe you when you apologized...I feel like there's a sense of genuine need for you to do the horrible things, not that what you wanna do is moral or right, hell do you even WANT to go through with these things, or is it a tragic villain type deal in which you genuinely don't want to be considered yet another loser, that at first, it's forgivable cause it's part of the game, and then things went beyond the game. Mr Madness went crazy, Cherzi was abusing Leikable, and you just...kept your attitude because winning is literally everything for you. Like you'd genuinely, fully genuinely either go insane if you do. I hope when this game ends SOMEONE tries and helps you through the prospect of losing cause DAMMIT you need someone.'"
"oh my OKAY THAT'S IT, JUST SHUT YOUR MOUTH, WHY SHOULD I LISTEN TO ANY OF THAT GARBAGE!? YOU'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND WHY I EVEN DO THIS SO DON'T ACT LIKE YOU CAN HELP ME OR WHATEVER WITH A FEW USELESS WORDS WRITTEN WITH INK, I DON'T NEED ANYBODY OR ANYTHING ELSE OTHER THAN TO WIN AND TO KEEP WINNING, I'M NOT A WEAKLING INVULNERABLE PERSON DO YOU HEAR ME!??" Taco yelled loudly and angrily causing the others to be concerned in return...
"wow..." Donut said after a moment of silence.
"you know something Taco, maybe this person is right...loneliness can really destroy a person, trust me I've seen it, take Jennet for example, a crazy mouse scientist whom i had to deal with constantly with Grosha, she is beyond saving, she even thinks of her little inventions as her children...unlike her, you can be redeemed, but you put your arrogance ahead of your morals...is this what you really want to be, to be nothing but a miserable person who can only accept success than anything else?" Mr.B asked
"yeah to be honest, Y/n is a peace of shit because he doesn't have anyone close, the only thing he has now is murdering my ass all the time, Jennet is straight up batshit insane and didn't have anybody caring for her, Liekable is depressed and suicidal because he lost his entire family due to some fucking bullshit he wouldn't be if he had any friends though...hell MePhone would've been worse had he not started inanimate insanity or Invitational and interacted with most of the people there or if he didn't have Mepad with him which by the way where did he go to again?, some people can't handle loneliness, which is why you're a fucking dick Taco...hell you lost your chance with Microphone to be friends or whatever, Cherzi though...yeah you didn't have any chances at all, like holy shit i wonder if you're going to trust anyone again after that shit...yikes, that's all i gotta say for you" Peter finished as he took a deep breath to catch his breath
"we'll be willing to forgive you if you just stopped this nonsense, all you need to do is be nice and play the game fairly, you don't have to be alone anymore...nobody has to" Candle said while Taco just stared at the others with a conflicted expression
"just...just please end the messages..." Taco said with a groan as she looked away from the others.
"who would've expected that kind of response?" Lilith sighed with disappointment
"okay fuck you for mentioning my name" Y/n growled at Peter
"I'm not lonely...i just have other issues GOD!" MePhone4 pouted
"the message still goes on 'If you really wanna have a possibility for the Final 2, a mere potiential, take Candle or Donut to the end they are the ONLY ones that won't throttle you by the neck.'"
"hey, i won't hesitate to do something if she ever tries anything...she's starting to drive everyone crazy even Lilith!" Donut expressed with frustration
"yeah...i won't forget what you did" Lilith gave her a glare
"...." Taco just stayed silent
"and the message then says 'But since gifts are back.'"
"oh crap...okay hold on" MePhone4 sighed before pressing something in his body which teleported York in the circle of talk
"okay go ahead do your thing" MePhone4 sighed
"what?" York said
"the thumbs up...DO IT! so you can go back to plotting revenge or something" MePhone4 said with a bored voice as he checked his nails
"oh yeah the message...here you go" York gave a thumbs up to Taco
"uh..." Taco just looked confused
"also tell bigfoot he needs to shower sheesh!" MePhone4 gagged before sending York away
"the message ends with 'Also OG Plush is probably annoyed by my long speech so I'll say now, don't worry, you're doing good and I get the stress that messages cause you so here, since I can't draw fanart, have the mechanical hand from last episode give you a high five.'"
"wait is that meant for OG or Taco...the high five i mean" Chef Pee Pee asked before the mechanical hand came out of nowhere and punched him in the face
"by the way it's alright, i guess i just don't have the energy when it comes to doing the messages, though recently I had no problem with them to be honest so...just keep sending whatever you want to dudes" a voice from the sky said
"okay I'm scared..." Donut gulped
"nah that's God, don't worry" Y/n reassured
"i just don't care...i really don't" Taco sighed
"well we still have some messages left this one 'i hope you come second again that'd be fucking hilarious'"
"definitely" Peter smirked
"i don't care" Taco said
"okay? the next was 'OH WAIT i almost forgot ahem...gigachad"
"i don't care" Taco repeated
"um...this one said 'you shouldve gotten eliminated tbh, fuck you'"
"sure whatever" Taco rolled her eyes
"are you really going to do what Cherzi does and just give out half baked responses?" Mr.B asked
"i really don't care, these people are trying to make me lose and i can't afford that, so you go ahead say whatever you want, do whatever you want, send in whatever gifts that would harm me, i won't be backing down either way" Taco said calmly
"ugh" Candle groaned and just shook her head
"alright then fine, final message was 'I hate you so fucking much, I hope you get eliminated so Pickle can fuck you in the ass or something'" Brooklyn Guy then torn up the paper in anger
"you're making Brooklyn mad...yikes!" MePhone4 winced
"let me guess you don't care?" Chef Pee Pee sighed
"not at all" Taco said back
"okay fuck jesus...you need to be put in an actual killing game, not the bootleg version from the last challenge, hey OG Plush will Taco he in 102?" Y/n asked while looking at the sky "cause if somebody's as bitchy and edgy as Adèle can become friends with Liekable then surely Taco could too, i actually feel bad for her now jeez!"
"I dunno" the sky replied
"okay then shit..." Y/n sighed
"what kind of question was that!? do you want another killing game to actually happen?" Mr.B asked angrily
"why not, people would enjoy it more than this story...too bad the next work OG is making would be that silent hill with Liekable and Cherzi...then 102 would be made because-"
"you've reached your wall breaking limit kiddo" MePhone4 said with a annoyed voice
"okay shit fuck...can't we give a heads up to the viewers, I know that has been said before but bruh..." Peter huffed
"okay now that we're done with miss oh I don't care messages...let's move on to Candle's...the first one said 'Here, have a kickball'"
a kickball then comes out of nowhere and smacks Candle on the face to which she groans at before reading a sticky note that said 'SORRY IF THIS HITS YOU, NOT THE INTENTION : ^ )'"
"it's fine York..." Candle said rubbing her face
"I'm sure you guys are aware of things like this occurring, but why don't you stop it from happening?" Lilith asked the hosts
"because it's funny, and also that nuke that was sent earlier? yeah i bombed Chris's Island...sick huh?" MePhone4 smirked
"and now you just admitted to a crime, good job" Mr.B sighed
"next message 'Ahh- yes, time to be more serious again! IT IS TIME YOU MEET! DUCKTALES WOOHOO!'"
"what?" Donut said
"play the video slav-i mean my good friend PP!" MePhone4 chuckled sheepishly as Chef Pee Pee grumbled before playing said video
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"okay before anybody asks any questions let me finish reading this note, anyways, the Family of Donald Duck, well he’s their uncle but listen, Donald is dangerous because of his rage, bro gonna go sonic speed on your ass n shit and he is Family! *Cough* Anyways… The duck with the cane is, SCROOGE MCDUCK! The fiercest explorer and Family saves his ass waayyyyy to much, anyways Della Duck, the mom that appears with the green duck but gets uncorrupted, The blue duck that ‘was’ half corrupted beside the Green one wearing a hoodie is Dewey (The blue shirt) and Louie (The green hoodie) because some family bullshit, anyways Next is Leena and Violet who are Webby’s friends ( the non corrupted girl duck wearing Purple and shit ) Anyways sone family bullshit will make them corrupt you and sh- OH SHIT IT’S IN MY FUCKING HO-'"
"huh?" Lilith said in confusion
"the message just ends there...actually for some reason we had a video of this" Brooklyn Guy said before Chef Pee Pee showed them a video of a compass getting consumed by the deep darkness
"i don't understand?" Candle whispered
"J̵̳̌Ő̶͚I̵̗͋N̷̢̉ ̷̣͌T̴̪̐H̷͎̏Ě̴̫ ̵̞͑D̸̕͜A̵̼̍R̶͉̈K̴̮͋N̴͙͑E̵͙̽S̶͔̆S̶̫̈́,̸̭̊ ̸̪̂J̷̋ͅÒ̵̮Ȉ̴͎N̸͔͝ ̸̣̇T̷͔͠H̵̜͝E̷̜̾ ̷͔͠D̵̨̂Ä̸̙R̸̺͛K̶̳͐Ṉ̷̀Ẹ̴̑Š̷̗S̷͍̍ ̸̖͝Y̴̳̓O̶͍͑U̷̞̔R̴̩̀ ̷̫͆F̶͓͝Ả̴̜Ť̸̫E̷̦̐ ̷̖̅I̸͔͛S̴̬̾ ̵̝͂S̵̞͆Ȅ̴̞Ā̵͈L̶͇͊E̵̝͐D̷̰̍,̴̨̕ ̸̺͋Y̸̛̲Ö̴̤́U̷̼͆R̸̞̂ ̸̫͐F̷͎͗Ŗ̶̋I̴̫̔E̷̳̐N̷͕̆D̶͙͐ ̴̰̓W̸̟͗I̶͍̊L̸̙͛L̵̤̃ ̴̯͂Ń̸͔O̵̺̎T̷͂ͅ ̴̝͒W̵̦̏Ả̸͖R̸̠̈́N̶̹̓ ̷̦̄Y̷͉͂O̶̦̅U̶̱̚ ̶̪̓A̸̠̎N̶̠̍Y̶͍͗Ṃ̵̓Ò̷̟R̸̔͜Ẹ̵̋!̶̏͜ - Y̸͓͌o̶̘̽u̸̳͝r̴͕̓ ̸̙̆l̵̖̈́o̸͓͂c̴̜̑ả̵̪l̵͚̀ ̷͉͝g̶͖͘a̵̬͑ṃ̷̐e̴̲͊ ̶͚̔m̸̠̽a̸̯̓s̴͕͌t̵̲͋e̸̠̕ṛ̷̇!'" a deep voice said from the video before it turned off
"....oh well" MePhone4 shrugged cheerfully
"you're just going to ignore that?" Donut gave him a annoyed look
"what the hell happened this time?" Peter asked
"i don't know but don't worry this story is safe from corruption...i think, i dunno, hopefully it gets Chris though" MePhone4 shrugged again
"alright..." Taco just sighed
"ignoring that creepy ass message...this one said 'you seem ourple right now'"
"our...ple?" Mr.B raised his eyebrow
"i think they meant purple or something" Chef Pee Pee said
"obviously..." Lilith muttered
"oh well, i guess my color may have looked a little different somehow..." Candle hummed
"well blame the pictures, anyways final message was I love you please marry me /srs'"
"you're not that guy pal" Y/n deadpanned
"sorry but i think my love connection might be calling out to another person...i hope you can understand" Candle smiled softly
"devastating, i guess none of us can get that candussy..." Peter sighed deeply
"who confesses their love like that...see it's things like this is why the concept of love is shaky to me" Lilith said with a scowl
"honestly I'd smash...actually I'd smash all of the bfb characters and ii...shit I'd probably be smashing Flower or like...Donut" Y/n said with a smirk as he rubbed his hands together
"w-what? you guys are gross for even starting this ugh..." Donut groaned
"actually who would we all smash here, okay new question in the form, smash or pass edition" Brooklyn Guy announced
"what the hell dude, there's literal underage people here!" Chef Pee Pee said in disgust
"i don't care, exclude all of them, I'd totally bang Mr.Madness if i could, you know who else I'd smash? Pooby, cause that man is just HMM!" Brooklyn Guy said as he started to drool in his own fantasy
"come on now we all know that people would be smashing me out of all the contestants here...would you guys, over the age of 18 of course would you smash or pass me?" MePhone4 asked with a wink to the camera
"should i start arresting some people here or what?" Mr.B growled
"could we all please move on?" Candle asked
"please..." Taco sighed
"okay okay...still making that question though...anyways this is both for Peter and Y/n here, 'Hey there's a horror movie called Skinamarink. Heard of it?'"
"don't think so...but i watched the life of pi yesterday, is that a good movie?" Y/n asked
"dude i can't catch up with the movies in here...I'd like to watch that, but i also would like to watch the new super mario movie...fuck can we just have one episode where we the contestants can just relax and watch a movie or something, maybe even have sex...maybe please?" Peter asked with a tiny voice
"NO JUST NO!" Lilith yelled angrily
"OKAY FUCK!" Peter growled in frustration
"you kids need help..." Donut rolled his eyes
"this message for Peter said 'every day i patiently wait for your elimination'"
"same" Y/n immediately said
"stay mad bozos, i was written here by OG way before you assholes, well Y/n too...actually my character was written in 2021, when were you bozos written huh? 2023? yeah okay buddy" Peter scoffed with a smug eye roll
"yeah sure okay" Lilith said while shaking her head at him
"the next message said 'I hope you and Y/n get to the finale together, heres a box of forks btw.'"
"HELL NO! I hope you get eliminated soon bitch!" Y/n growled as he grabbed a fork from the box and shoving in Peter's chest
"Ow, well pierce my nipples and call me donald trump bitch boy!" Peter then shoved a fork in Y/n's eye
"GOOOOD I FUCKING HATE YOU SO MUCH JOHANSEN!" Y/n yelled as he and Peter started stabbing each other with the forks while the others stared in shock
"BREAK IT UP ALREADY!" Mr.B yelled a them
"someone stop them!" Donut said frantically
"MePhone!" Candle called out
"oh okay okay" MePhone4 sighed in disappointment before snapping his fingers which caused the two to be tied up in ropes and their wounds healed
"this is absolutely ridiculous..." Taco muttered
"FUCK YOU!" Y/n roared
"you really need help..." Lilith said as she was still shocked by what happened earlier
"not my fault, at least it wasn't this bad in 101..." Peter grumbled
"okay then...Y/n your first message said 'i ship you with peter'"
"FUCK YOU!" Y/n yelled again
"you already said that..." Donut said
"next message said 'Are you gay?'"
"BISEXUAL, READ 101 ASSHOLE!" Y/n yelled angrily as he tried to escape from the ropes
"please just calm down..." Candle begged
"yeah calm down you whore" Peter snickered
"the first message was...🎁?"
"what did you say?" Mr.B asked the puppet
"i don't know...here have this gift" Brooklyn Guy threw a gift at Y/n's face which knocked off it's top revealing fanart of him kissing Peter and other things such as holding each other and hugging
"i have a boner now" Peter smiled happily
"i...what the fuck is wrong with you people?" Y/n spoke with a defeated voice
"you shouldn't be asking that considering what you've done back in the school" Mr.B said as matter of fact
"alright B this message said 'I mean the picture of him on the forms is the only one not smiling other than Lilith so I think we officially broke this poor man into the point of being constantly depressed. This part of a message is a joke, I just really wanted to lighten the mood before I get into the "Very Serious question™" of the episode'"
"they probably choose random pictures of us...so it's not like i had a choice" Mr.B sighed
"don't worry B, you look as gorgeous as ever in the picture" MePhone4 chuckled
"the message then said 'You've probably dealt with some stubborn people, and honestly, I just wanna see how you've seen people cope with tragedy or how you cope with tragedy yourself. Also, question since this is a perfect opportunity for me to ask questions, has there been criminals you've felt bad for, not JUSTIFIED, like if things turned out differently they wouldn't do any crime or anything...no, you don't get to cheat and say this game.'"
"ah well...most people cope with eating or sleeping most of the time, i remember back when i broke my leg and couldn't get into fighting crime, i felt very depressed...i drank tea more frequently and ate unhealthy snacks, i was also stubborn myself as i refused to sit back from a crime case that i ended up spending most of the time staring out of the window for any suspicious people...as much as i value Grosha as my friend, i just can't trust him with solving these cases alone" Mr.B admitted with a guilt
"honestly Grosha is a Adèle rip off so go ahead bro" Peter nodded
"and well...trust me i feel bad for many people that i had to arrest, especially my old partner...but some people never learn, it's unfortunate...but what can we do, somebody even invented a machine that could turn criminals into good people but now i realize how awful it is to basically brainwash them...hm" Mr.B then looked thoughtful
"it must be hard being a cop" Donut said with empathy
"trust me it is, especially when you're a old man like me" Mr.B said with a small laugh
"well you're still a good cop dude, hell we would've died in the trials if you didn't use your brain to help...so ya know, keep cooking bruv" Peter said
"thank you..." Mr.B smiled
"the last part of the message said 'Also if you win the prize and remove crime you'll put yourself out of a job.'"
"correct, i love my job but...sometimes I feel like retiring, i never get the time to relax, or even see my mommy-Err..i mean mother!" Mr.B coughed
"mommy huh?" Candle giggled
"er...a habit of mine" Mr.B said with a embarrassed face
"well now that the nerd is done, here listen to this" Brooklyn Guy pulls out a inverted rainbow colored card to which he then begins to read "CONGRATS, I'M SORRY for pestering you about your preferences on people and I realize how bad that could be when it comes to both people who are actually closeted cause it just forces them to come out when not wanted. So even if you are gay or bi or straight or something I'm sorry for pestering you, Mr B, also Mr BEEEEASSSST'"
"it's fine my friend, i just feel very embarrassed when it comes to romance...all is forgiven" Mr.B said tipping his hat at the camera
"MR.BEEEEAST!" Y/n yelled
"stop..." Mr.B sighed
"also the end of the note said how the fuck did i forget this...for some reason" Brooklyn Guy shrugged
"OG Plush has dementia" Peter blurted out
"anyway this...this uh... it says.... 'uddwvdudytrdywisgdehdfhetdg6$5#783hj+$&=]=t'+=5=hrdhadgsskdhksh'"
"huh...?" Mr.B looked confused
"did you have a stroke?" Chef Pee Pee said with a confused face
"what kind of message is that?" Donut asked
"i don't know...this next one said 'west...'"
"Bwest...i suppose that means-"
"MR.BEEEEAST!" Peter yelled
"GOD!" Lilith groaned in anger
"final message said 'Heres a box of glitter and some other pink stuff I stole from Flower lol'" Brooklyn Guy then gave him a pink box
"wait how did you even do that?" Mr.B asked as he held a lipstick
"you know i could use all of that" Lilith muttered
"I'd give it to you but this is practically theft...could you please return this to Flower MePhone?" Mr.B asked politely
"eh" MePhone4 shrugged before he teleported the box away
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"ugh where's my glitter!?" Flower was seen searching around in her room
then a blue flash occurred before the box was back in the bed to which Flower gasped at.
"YES, PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME AGAIN GLITTER!" Flower quickly hugged the box tightly
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"Lilith your message said 'Watch out I accidentally dropped my pen and it went up into the stratosphere and became a mini meteor. Don't worry, I don't think it'll destroy anything though unless you're right under it, it'll come crashing down around the circle of talk in about...three, four messages? Maybe right now if we're lucky. Honestly either you or Mr B need to get to calculating'"
"uhhh...okay that was definitely past four messages, and how are we supposed to calculate the exact moment the pen woul-" the pen then came and went through Lilith's skull killing her immediately
"AHHH!" Donut screamed in horror
"oh my..." Candle stared at her body in shock
"HAHA! MAN THAT'S FUNNY!" MePhone4 laughed before he quickly revived Lilith back.
"you okay?" Y/n asked
"i hate this show..." Lilith grumbled
"next message 'i always forget you exist btw.. so heres a test tube with green liquid in it'"
she was then handed the test tube
"heh...Testicular Tube" Peter snickered
"ugh..." Lilith just dropped it in the fire
"and you just killed Test Tube, good job" Peter clapped
"how saddening" Mr.B sighed
"final message said 'Heres a box of crayons'"
"umm...thanks?" Lilith said with a little groan as she was handed the crayons
then suddenly a portal appeared out of nowhere before Junior stepped out of it and quickly snatched the box of crayons away from Lilith.
"sorry i need this...love you babe" Junior then stepped back inside the portal before it closed
"what the hell...?" Chef Pee Pee whispered
"alright" Lilith said not even looking surprised by what happened.
"now is the time to read my messages!" Brooklyn Guy smirked before pulling out a bunch of notes "my first beautiful message said 'Best host.'" Aha! well obviously I was!"
"yeah right, you're not iconic as me" MePhone4 rolled their eyes
"pfft whatever, this next message said 'Here’s a virus to implant in MePhone4. I dare you to do it, coward'"
Brooklyn Guy looked at the chip in his hand before looking at MePhone4 who gave him a annoyed face in return
"....you know what?" Brooklyn Guy then swallowed the chip
"why would you do that?" Taco asked with a confused look
Brooklyn Guy shrugged before reading the next message "'go kys'..why are you guys so mean...?" he whimpered
"because that's the way people are, just fucking mean for no reason because they think that bullying others is so goddamn funny and amusing, fucking assholes, I'll shoot up a school for this" Y/n grumbled
"calm down" Candle sighed
"okay this one said 'hey brooklyn guy say 'silicon' but remove the second 'i'...uh...silcon?"Brooklyn Guy scratched their head in confusion
"SILCON ON DEEZ NUTS BITCH!" Peter laughed
"GODDAMMIT!" Brooklyn Guy kicked the ground in anger
"move on" Mr.B said
"whatever...this final message said 'I hate you, go kill yourself.'..wow okay" Brooklyn Guy sighed
"woah now that's kinda messed up, in TCB we don't condone such messages" MePhone4 said with a serious face
"okay who are you shooting in the head this time?" Lilith asked sarcastically
"...read my messages next" MePhone4 groaned
"okay...the first one said 'Are you gonna put Brooklyn Guy’s Wife Karen on the show so she could work for you?' GOD NO!" Brooklyn Guy shrieked
"probably not, i don't wanna lose my sanity" MePhone4 shrugged
"you already did..." Chef Pee Pee muttered to himself
"next one said 'There are rumors with you being in love with Chris McClain, is that true?...Yes, Lilith is the only person not rumored to be in love with someone. Lillith Aro Queen! ...unless she isn't aromantic then this is super fucking awkward.'"
"eh" Lilith said simply
"HUAUGH!" MePhone4 threw up in the ground
"there's your answer" Mr.B said with a grossed out face
"alright next message 'Ha- Bitch that’s what your horny ass gets you cant fuck him though the guidelines won’t allow him to respond back in sexy ways- I am dating, Leafy, Firey, Blocky, Flower, and soon to be Woody through this ) - “Yourrrrrr moooom!” - Quoted from Tennisball'"
"BRUH DO YOU WANT ME TO COME TO YOUR HOUSE?" MePhone4 asked angrily
"oh yeah they sent you this weird link'
Brooklyn Guy pulled out a laptop from his ass before handing it to MePhone4 as he saw a chat room with MePad
"hmm...what do you think of MePhone4?" MePhone4 typed in the chat log
"MePhone4?...he's not really somebody I'd trust with my life, he's kinda...insane" the ai responded
"HAH!" Chef Pee Pee laughed
"UGH!" MePhone4 threw the laptop away then
"wow ai is getting smart nowadays!" Peter said sarcastically
"okay then next message was 'genuinely the viewer messages are super entertaining so thanks i guess'"
"you're welcome, we didn't read some of your messages on the previous episodes, not because i didn't want to but because somebody here just felt like rushing things" MePhone4 glared at the sky
"my bad" the sky said back
"the final message is 'If you could replace Candle with any other I.I contestant, who would you pick?'"
"why do people ask questions like that...are we not good enough?" Donut grumbled
"it's really fine with me" Candle said
"eh, probably Knife because the group always needs that one tough wannabe" MePhone4 said with a mocking tone
"he's going to be in 10-"
"WE GET IT ALREADY!" Y/n cut him off
"now that we're done with the messages, let's hear some personal ones from your friends and families, let's start with Peter's first" MePhone4 then showed a voice message from a brown haired girl
Tara: "hello Peter, i can't believe you're still in the game..."
"all of the others are sending their regards by the way, except for Julie, she says that she's glad to not have you around anymore...yeah"
"i can't blame her, honestly it has been peaceful ever since you disappeared, i know that's mean to say but...can you even blame me either? you just love causing trouble all the time with Lucas and Vincent don't you, i actually get to finish class now without you interrupting it half naked...but yeah i guess stay in the show for a while, I'd definitely want you to come back but...maybe not now?...oh well, good luck with the game bro!"
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"wow she could've sent me a gift or something, nice to hear her voice again though" Peter smiled
"she literally said that she's glad that you're away from her..." Lilith said
"it's fine G, just wait until i win the prize" Peter smirked
"and for Candle" MePhone4 then played the next message
Silver Spoon: "why hello there Candle my dear!"
"I'd be quite frank and tell you that i do not enjoy seeing a person of such high elegance as you in this revolting and dangerous of a game show..."
"do come home soon okay dear? oh, and please let that arrogant host know that we still have our own game to finish...how rude of him to just leave me waiting for so long!"
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"arrogant!? LOOK WHO'S TALKING!" MePhone4 growled
"oh Silver, what a grumpy spoon" Candle giggled
"best ship" Y/n said
"yes" Peter nodded
"did you forget that you both were stabbing each other a few minutes ago?" Taco reminded them
"oh yeah, damn" Peter causally said
"anyway let's just get on with today's challenge bozos!" MePhone4 said before teleporting them away.
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and so all seven contestants were teleported into a Fort base
"okay where are we?" Lilith asked while looking around.
"somewhere in spain, but nonetheless this challenge is pretty simple!" MePhone4 snapped his fingers causing the contestants to now be armed with weapons and armor
"wooah!" Peter looked at his revolver in awe
"Gah!" Mr.B dropped his with a startle "what's the meaning of this!?" he asked
"why do we have weapons?" Donut asked a he looked at his sniper rifle
"basically today's challenge is you fending off against a bunch of infected people, ganados or whatever they're called, you guys must kill as many as you can and get the highest score in the leaderboard, whoever has the lowest will be automatically eliminated, a lot of automatic eliminations i know but hey, you guys do whatever you can, we'll be watching you from above" MePhone4 smirked
"oh and don't worry about ammo, you can just break these boxes which are full of weapons for some reason" Brooklyn Guy explained
"uh okay first off that's-"
"sorry gotta go bye!" MePhone4 then teleported away with Brooklyn Guy and PP leaving the others to stare at each other in silence
"kill people?...oh gosh" Candle frowned at the thought
"ganados? oh they mean from resident evil-"
"¡UN FORASTERO!" a disturbed voice shout before the others saw a bunch of pale and scary looking people slowly walking towards them with electrical sticks
"oh uh..." Donut gulped as the ganados started to come out of the paths all while mumbling something in spanish
"fine then...AHH!" Taco roared and used her handgun before shooting one of them in the face causing them to drop down
"OH MY GOODNESS!" Mr.B gasped in horror
"that's not how you do it, you're supposed to do it like this" Peter shot one of them in the face to which the ganado held his face in pain before Peter ran up and roundkicked in the head to which it exploded on impact
"oh I'd be getting the highest score today!" Y/n grunted before using his revolver and shooting one of legs from a ganado and then suplexing him from the front as the ganado's head then explodes after hitting the ground
"AHH!" Lilith yelpex as she dodged a attack from one of ganados
"f-freeze!" Mr.B stuttered while aiming at a ganado that was walking towards him
Mr.B growled and shot him in the chest then which didn't stop the ganado from getting closer before suddenly he was shot in the head by Candle with her shotgun
"C-Candle?" Mr.B said with shock
"as much as i hate doing this, i can tell that these people are beyond saving...the least i can do is put them out of their misery" Candle sighed before running off to fight off the ganados
"ugh...i can't do this!" Mr.B then ran off somewhere while dodging the ganados
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"Ugh!" Donut fired his sniper at a ganado's head causing it to explode before it transforms into a odd tentacle with a sharp axe attached to it
"what the!?" Donut gasped as he back away from the ganado who was walking towards him despite having no head but that spasming swinging axe tentacle
but Peter then used quickly used his shotgun on the tentacle causing it to splatter into pieces
"bruh try to shoot these plagas or something" Peter huffed before he knifed another ganado in the neck
"ugh, i have to get somewhere safe..." Donut said before looking around to see a watchtower before he gets an idea and starts running towards the ladder before climbing it up and then looking down to see his friends fighting with the ganados
he aimed his sniper and then aimed at the ganados and started firing for their heads to which he managed to get 4 of them in total
"augh okay I'm tired of this!" Lilith groaned before pulling out a grenade from her jacket and throwing it at a bunch of ganados heading for her before it explodes and tearing them into pieces
"COME AT ME YOU MORONS!!" Taco roared as she was dual wielding two submachine guns and killing a bunch of the ganados
"MOTHERFUCKERS!" aimed his revolver and shot three of them in the head before charging at another one and shoving his knife in their eye before grabbing them by the neck and twisting it until he heard a crack
he drops the dead ganado on the ground with a smile before one of them grabs Y/n from behind and held him tightly
"UGH LET ME GO BRO YOU FUCKING STINK!" Y/n tried struggling as then another ganado slowly came towards him with an electric stick
"¡Os voy a romper a pedazos!" the ganado said as he raised his stick to hit Y/n before suddenly his head was blown off by Peter's shotgun
"AUGH!" Y/n then broke free from the ganado and shot him in the head with his gun before it dropped dead
"you're welcome by the way" Peter said with a smirk
Y/n growled before aiming his gun at Peter and firing....
"woah!" Peter turned around to see a ganado then drop down on the ground as they were about to attack him with a axe
"you're welcome by the way" Y/n mocked before running off to another pathway while Peter scratched his head before shrugging and running off
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Candle was seen defending herself from a bunch of ganados with her shotgun before her weapon clicked as she ran out of ammo
"so cerdo!" one of them said angrily as they held up their electrical sticks to hit Candle with.
Candle closed her eyes with a gasp before suddenly the granados were shot from behind by Lilith who had a submachine gun in her hands
"get out of there!" Lilith groaned as Candle then rolled out of the way while Lilith continued firing her gun at the ganados before one of their heads gets blown off as then a large plagas incest comes out of it with a big spiky mouth
"augh..." Lilith stuck her tongue in disgust
the ganado runs at Lilith as the incest opens it's mouth to take a big bite before suddenly it was shot by someone to which it exploded afterwards
Candle looks up to see Donut waving at them while holding his sniper
"thank you!" Candle smiled before she saw a box and kicked it open before a bunch of incendiary grenades fall out to which she quickly grabs before using her armored jacket to hold them
Candle looks around to see Taco surrounded in a circle by a bunch of ganados before she immediately pulls out one of the incendiary grenades and chucks one of them at the ganados causing them to burst into flames and drop dead
"are you okay?" Candle asked
"i don't need your help!" Taco growled before she threw her knife on a ganado's throat before using her gun to shoot at his leg to which he drops down on his knees before Taco pulls out her knife and then shoots the infected person in the forehead
"okay then" Candle sighed before suddenly...
"GARAHHH!" a deep roared before a tall masked man with razor claws on both arms came out of nowhere, what was more disturbing is the fact that his eyes were sewed shut
"what is that!?" Lilith shrieked
"ah shit it's a garrador...it can't see us but if you make one sound then your ass is dead" Y/n explained as the garrador ran around and swung his claws mindlessly while decapitating the heads of the other ganados in result
"bro who in the hell is scared of this assmaster9000?" Peter scoffed before the garrador roared and charged towards the boy before Peter yelped and dodged out of the way while the garrador swung his claw at the wall to which it got stuck on.
"die you freak!" Taco said before she fired her gun at the moving plaga behind their back causing the monster to roar in pain before it got his claw unstuck before charging at Taco with another roar
"augh!" Taco rolled out of the way as the garrador started swinging all over again
"SHOOT IT!" Lilith yelled as she began to shoot at the monster with the others.
Donut tried to get a good shot but the garrador wouldn't stop to show it's plaga for Donut to shoot at before he sighed in frustration.
"¡Basta, hijo de puta!" a ganado said angrily as it climbed up in the watchtower causing Donut to shriek before he aimed right at the ganado and shot him in the chest to which the infected then fell down screaming before splattering into the ground
Donut panted heavily before shaking his head and aiming his sniper at below to see his friends struggling with the garrador
"come on come on..." Donut groaned as Peter was seen dodging more claws from the monster
"augh!" Candle threw another one of her incendiary grenades at the garrador but all it did was make the monster angrily
"BITCH JUST DIE ALREADY!" Y/n yelled angrily before sneaking from behind and shoving his knife right into the plaga belonging to the monster before it roared in agony and smacked Y/n in the face with it's elbow knocking the boy on the ground.
the garrador then got on it's knees before Taco began to shoot at it's helmet to which just reflected the bullets away
Donut then saw his chance before he opened fire and sent a bullet straight at the plaga controlling the garrador before the monster then froze up with a loud groan as it then flopped to the ground DEAD!
"fuck thank!" Peter sighed in relief as he rammed his knife info a ganado's head
"god i really hate this!" Lilith said with frustration as she reloaded her gun before firing at more incoming ganados
Taco grumbled before throwing a hand grenade at another batch of enemies to which the grenade then exploded and killed them all
"goodness..." Candle stared at the dismembered bodies in horror before Peter shot a granado from grabbing her.
Donut was seen climbing down from the ladder as he ran out of sniper ammo before he pulled up his red9 and started to shot more enemies in the head as the contestants were seen killing more and more ganados with whatever weapons they could find.
"wooow this is some good action huh?" Brooklyn Guy's voice was heard from a speaker
"yeah i guess so" Chef Pee Pee's voice came next
"let's see what they can do against this one though!" MePhone4 snickered before all of the ganados disappeared making the contestants confused
"is...is it over?" Lilith asked as she was sweating a lot.
"i don't know..." Candle whispered as she held her gun tightly while looking around.
"you got blood on ya" Peter smirked at Taco who was seen with a bunch of ganado blood over her face
"shut it..." Taco groaned
"where's B?" Donut asked
"i don't know but-" but the voice of breathing then made Y/n stop talking with a horrified expression
"what is that sound?" Candle asked as the sound got closer and closer
"shit...AH SHIT!" Y/n yelled in a scared voice as he pointed at a monster slowly walking towards them
"REGENERATOR!!!" Peter shrieked in horror
"oh quit it you buffoons" Taco rolled her eyes before using her submachine gun to shoot at the regenerator in the head causing it to explode...but the monster kept on walking towards then still.
"what the!?" Taco said before Lilith and Donut started firing at the thing and blew off both of it's arms to which it didn't care and just kept walking towards
"uh..." Candle looked concerned before she threw a incendiary grenade at the creature which it didn't stop him even after being set on fire, in fact the regenerator just grew another head and arms as it then continued to walk towards them
"WHAT IS THAT THING!?" Lilith yelled
"a regenerator you have to feed them bullets before the bastards can die...JUST FUCKING SHOOT THEM!" Peter yelled as everyone begin firing at the creature as it got hit from all over and lost all of it's limbs before falling to the ground
they stated at the creature for a moment....before it regenerated the limbs back before standing up and groaning as it then extended it's arms before smacking Peter and Y/n on the ground before swinging again and hitting Lilith and Taco in the face knocking their weapons away.
"AUGH WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO!?" Donut asked in horror as the regenerator was nearly there
"i really didn't want to do this but...blow off my fire" Candle said
"what...why?" Donut gave her a confused look
"just hurry up" Candle said sternly before Donut looked at the regenerator and then back to Candle before he then blew out her fire causing Candle to slowly glow up and have her eyes turn reddish with her third eye coming out shortly
Taco got up slowly and the regenerator was then see towering over her
"AHHHHH!" Taco shrieked as the regenerator opened it's mouth wide to bite Taco...
but then the regenerator was seen in a purplish glow and then thrown away from Taco and onto the ground instead
it quickly stood up before seeing Candle floating in the air with a bunch of weapons floating next to her aiming right at the regenerator
"rest in peace my dear" Candle telepathically spoke to him /the monster before she used all of the weapons at the regenerator.
the regenerator was showered with bullets all over it's body causing to scream in pain before suddenly his body started to bloat before his entire upper body exploded as then dropped onto the ground with only it's lower part of the body
"oh shit you got him!" Peter chuckled in surprise
Candle then descended on the ground as she inhaled before exhaling deeply as her string then lit up again somehow
"is everyone okay?" she asked her friends
"aside from the red hand print in my face, then yes we're alright" Lilith sighed
"two times she saved your ass, you're indebted to her now" Y/n smirked at Taco who merely growled in return
"alright people one last wave people before the end comes!" MePhone4 announced as then a bunch of ganados appeared along with a few garradors
"YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING US!?" Donut yelled in disbelief as the monsters surrounded the contestants
"we're dead totally now" Peter gritted his teeth as he fired at the ganados
"to the watchtower come on!" Taco threw a grenade at the ganados as I exploded and created a safe path for them to run towards as the garradors roared and before chasing after them.
they quickly climbed up the ladder and began to shoot the monsters from below
"AUGHHHH!" Taco yelled in agony as she fired two guns at the same time which was a bit too much for her arms
"MOTHERFUCKERS LICK MY ASS!" Peter shot as many as he could along with Y/n
Candle threw more of her grenades down while Lilith and Donut shot down the ganados who were trying to climb up the ladder
then shortly after everybody's guns clicked as they all ran out of ammo
"OH NO!" Donut yelled as he then backed away from the ladder with Lilith.
"Candle use your powers!" Peter suggested
"i can't...i feel so weak from using it earlier" Candle explained with a sick looking face
"we're going to die then dang it!" Taco growled as anxiety was shown in her face
"well RIP!" Y/n said as the ganados finally climbed up in the watchtower with them as they all surrounded the contestants
"AUGHHHH!" the ganados roared before charging towards the contestants who screamed in horror before closing their eyes and...
"okay open your eyes now" Brooklyn Guy said causing the others to open their eyes again and see themselves in the circle of talk again
"what...we're back?" Lilith looked around in confusion
"yep the timer was up, and I gotta say some of you did really well!" MePhone4 said with a smile
"B WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU?" Peter yelled at the cop
"i...was hiding in a barrel, I just couldn't bring myself to fire any weapons" Mr.B said with a guilty face
"YOU'RE A FUCKING COP B!" Y/n face-palmed
"WE DON'T EVEN USE GUNS IN BSI OKAY!?" Mr.B snapped
"nonetheless let's see the leaderboard to see who's getting eliminated tonight shall we?" MePhone4 then nodded at Chef Pee Pee to which the show turned on the projector screen to show them a picture of the leaderboard
"oooh yikes..." Brooklyn Guy winced
"and with only 150 points, Mr.B is officially out of the game!" MePhone4 announced
"dude did you even try, how the hell did Lilith get more points than you?" Chef Pee Pee asked the cop
"hey don't blame him, we were literally forced to kill people...i think I'm traumatized now" Lilith said while her body shook from the adrenaline
"FUCK, DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING AGAINST CATS HUH!? FIRST IT WAS CHEETA AND NOW B...RACIST ASSHOLE!" Peter snarled at the host
"don't forget about the gifts, this guy doesn't care about any of our lives, CAT LIVES MATTER YOU BITCH!" Y/n yelled out
"ugh it's fine, i think i had enough adventure for now..." Mr.B sighed
"oh B...i don't blame you for not wanting to shoot anyone, we're going to miss you so much" Candle said with a sad frown
"yeah...you're a good person, it'll be annoying not having you around to detach Peter and Y/n anymore" Donut sighed
"and now i don't have a chess partner, that's really unfortunate" "Lilith grumbled
"it'll be fine, i hope you ladies and gentlemen have fun with the show, and Taco for your own sake...please get proper help okay?" Mr.B asked while Taco just looked away without much to say
"goddammit..." Peter sighed sadly
"don't worry Peter, it was nice to meet you again...and yes, you too Mr.L/n" Mr.B smirked
"eh...see you around sir" Y/n gave him a small lazy salute before MePhone4 teleported Mr.Beas- i mean the detective away.
"this day was AWFUL...god just what is wrong with you?" Lilith asked the host with anger
"you know what's wrong with me, i haven't ate anything, that's what! so excuse me while me and my buddies go eat actual food while you have fun with your slop" MePhone4 walked away laughing with the puppets while the others groaned
"i...will wash myself now" Taco sighed as she looked at her bloody hands before walking away from the rest.
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we then see Taco on her chair looking at the board full of her tactics and plans...
she then marked an X over a picture of Mr.B as it then showed a picture of Candle
"just her left...just one more threat left" Taco sighed as she then laid her head on the table before drifting off to sleep
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MePhone4 was then seeing playing the resident evil 4 remake on his computer before pausing the game and turning back to the camera
"hey guys, a lot of action today huh? hope you enjoyed seeing some brain splattering into the ground for this episode, there's not much to say here...this was another episode of TOTAL CROSSOVER BATTLE! and this is MeGamer4 signing off yo!" MePhone4 saluted the camera before turning back to playing his game as the camera faded to black
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Contestants
Notes:
RIP VETERAN
yep unfortunate i know, but they have a huge disliking of firing weapons....despite what happened back in the killing game though.
Chapter 21: Episode 18: Why?
Summary:
the contestants go through a deep challenge
Notes:
this one might be a little short when it comes to the challenge but that's because I've decided to do something a little different
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
Episode 18: Why?
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morning time...
Donut was seen outside with Peter as some of the other people were doing their own thing.
"wow...there's not many people left here, it has been a difficult time huh...i hope Liekable and Monotaro are seeing this, everybody worked hard for this...well mostly out of luck but hey we're here aren't we...especially me, i never thought I'd make it to this point...I'm actually glad i was brought here, I learned so much from you guys, what about you Peter, don't you feel proud to make it this far?" Donut asked with a smile
"i want you..." Peter spoke with a deep voice
"w-what...?" Donut took a step back before seeing Lilith coming from the woods.
"hey you two" Lilith waved
"where did you go to Lilith?" Donut asked
"you know i hate this place and it's entirety, however it is also so interesting that i can't help but take notes from my studies, i've even made this map radar to pinpoint where it tracks my recent location!" Lilith proudly showed them a circular radar that was beeping
"oh yeah i forgot you invite shit, why the hell are you becoming a fashion designer instead of a scientist or whatever?" Peter asked
"it's my dream, but if it doesn't work out then i have other options" Lilith shrugged
"OKAY EVERYONE GET THE HELL OVER HERE!" Brooklyn Guy yelled with a microphone before the others then started to head over to there.
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"alright time to read your fan mail, SAY THANK YOU TO THE VIEWERS!" MePhone4 demanded
"how about you hurry up?" Taco grumbled
"hold on guys before we can start, can you all rate my twerking?" Chef Pee Pee asked
"huh?" Candle gave him a confused look
"i'm trying to impress tom brady, look just tell me how big my dumpy looks!" Chef Pee Pee then started to throw his...ass? in a circle while the others watched him in silence.
"wait tom brady? oh man i wanna twerk for him too!" Brooklyn Guy started throwing it back as well
"eh....6 out of 10" Y/n shrugged
"8, make it 9 if you take off your shirt" Peter said
"can we start please?" Donut sighed
"yeah yeah okay, let's start with your messages first round boy" Brooklyn Guy said pulling out a bunch of notes
"that's offensive!" Donut groaned
"i don't care, here this one said 'Hahahahahaha Donut, I'm eating a donut right now hahahahahahaha. Wait....this isn't a donut. This....this is meat....wait what kind of meat is this? Oh...oh no.'"
"what the heck?" Donut looked at the puppet with a disturbed face
"he's eating penis, because you know beating the meat and all that" Peter explained
"i think that's a prank...or not" Lilith said without caring too much anymore
"next message said 'Here's the Freesmart Supervan. I stole it from Pencil lol. Also, what's your opinion on Freesmart? uhh.. it has Pencil in it, Match, Ruby, Bubble.. I think Book and Ice Cube left in BFB but I forgot.'"
and so the Supervan dropped out of nowhere near the contestants
"aw sick!" Y/n smiled
"can i-"
"no dear, the last time you drove a car you immediately destroyed it" Candle said as she gently shut him down.
"oh man" Peter frowned
"thanks i guess, i don't think we can use that on the challenges...or something, also i don't like Pencil so i don't have a problem with you stealing this van, Ruby is okay but she's kinda...nevermind, and she told me about being stuck in a hotel before...? i didn't understand what that was supposed to mean, Ice Cube is a very good person so i don't have a problem with her, Bubble is nice too and i feel bad for her most of the time...Book or Dictionary...whatever, she's alright i guess...i think she has a bad temper, i mean i do too but...oh well i guess i can't be a hypocrite about her attitude" Donut said with a embarrassed look
"wait is Book still around, i don't think I've seen her in any of the newer videos...i dunno, I'm probably blind and retarded" Peter shrugged
"take out the blind part and then you're good" Y/n scoffed
"okay orphan" Peter smirked while Y/n blinked in surprise before frowning angrily
"next message said 'heres a microphone.. why do you think some people are scared of pentagons?'"
Donut was handed a familiar looking microphone...
"uh..." Taco just looked away from him.
"ah thanks" Donut spoke into the mic
"is that necessary?" Lilith asked with a slightly annoyed voice
"it's kinda fun, also i don't know why...i guess bad luck, or just the way it looks...i guess i do kinda feel disturbed when looking at it for a few seconds" Donut admitted before Lilith took away the mic before turning it off and giving it back to Donut
"i guess you don't watch UFC then" Chef Pee Pee said
"what's UFC..." Donut asked
"it's like wwe but less gay...actually no wait, maybe more gayer or something" Peter explained despite looking uncertain
"okay then?" Donut said back
"next message, 'Ah- I came in replacement of my dear friend Compass! In Memorial of her- Ice Torch'" there's a crying emoji at the end" Brooklyn Guy said before pulling out a picture of a compass
"wait what happened?" Candle asked
"oh yeah i think the person that were sending us the videos died" MePhone4 causally explained
"that's horrible..." Lilith said with shock
"yeah well I'd revive her but i don't have her DNA so...yikes" MePhone4 winced
"i mean you can just ask this ice torch thing to send us a sample...or not, actually what's a ice torch anyways?" Brooklyn Guy asked
"i don't know but terraria" Peter said randomly
"yeah just skim over the death announcement....morons" Taco rolled her eyes at them.
"oh my gawd bruh...who invited this britsh creature here? listen maybe if compass had more swagger then she wouldn't have died, just saying bro, like if i was here I would've probably not had died...but that's just my personal opinion" Y/n said with a shrug
"well rest in peace to our lovely viewer, i feel like she was supposed to be here interacting with the cast but...i dunno, did this OG person miss something by accident?...uh whatever, this final message for Donut said 'as we approach the end* of TCB i am running out of things to give. here have firey speaker box; chopped into 7 pieces'"
a bunch of scrap then down next to Donut.
"oh wow...oh jeez, oh no!" Donut said with a fake gasp
"are you serious right now?" Candle sighed
"no, I'm really shocked...oh my gosh oh nooo~!" Donut exaggerated
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"i really don't want to celebrate death but...HOW DO YOU LIKE IT NOW!? HAHA!...hopefully they got revived though, right?" Donut asked with a nervous face
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"yikes, personally i wouldn't let this happen to me though!" MePhone4 said with a smirk
"alright Taco bitc- i mean...you know what you're a bitch how about that?" Brooklyn Guy said rudely
"yeah we already know that" Taco sighed at his childish behavior
"okay...this message said 'Omg! It’s a British version of Me! Donut! I am watching you guys, since BFB ended I am bored! I am a go be reckless and piss off Four! - BFB Taco'"
"pfft...this Taco sounds like they lack manners'" Taco said with a unimpressed look
"i don't think that's a good idea...also hello to everyone back home!" Donut waved at the camera
"actually i never thought about saying hello before but, hey Michelle and Tasha, hope you girls are doing well, it won't take long until i'm back to New York...i miss you Indie Girls so much" Lilith said smiling at the camera
"i do miss my other team as well, if they're watching this then hello my friends" Candle smiled
"sup gang, hope you bozos are cheering me on, also Tara you were actually supposed to be a contestant in the earliest version of this fanfic, actually Adèle was supposed to be here too...hell this was supposed to have a bunch of different characters damn" Peter trailed off to himself
"Abby was supposed to be here too..." Y/n groaned
"who?" Donut asked
"nobody" Y/n quickly said
"don't front bro, it's just some asshole girl this guy has a crush on, actually why are we hearing about her and your uncle just now, did you have a mini senior moment or something?" Peter sarcastically asked
"..." Y/n just gave him a annoyed look
"okay that's awkward, moving on to the next message for Taco which said 'What's your honest opinion on Microphone and Pickle?'"
"Cherzi was right...why should we answer stupid questions like this, just skip this nonsense already" Taco said with frustration
"well geez okay you grumpy head...this one said ''🎉"
"what was that sound!?" Chef Pee Pee said as he was startled by Brooklyn Guy
"i don't fucking know, all i know is that they sent this box to Taco!" Brooklyn Guy groaned before throwing the colorful box to Taco to which she sighed at before giving it to Donut.
"open it for me" Taco ordered
"o-okay..." Donut said before opening the box to which then a bunch of confetti blasts in his face and sends him flying back to a tree
"Donut!" Candle gasped
"let me just reveal that unspecified gifts are actually tempered with by me and Brooklyn here, because it's just so funny to do this kind of stuff" MePhone4 laughed with the puppet
"yeah...whatever" Taco sighed
"well i'm not opening the fan gifts again, sorry guys...also I haven't forgot about that pen thing!" Lilith said with a pout
"next message was 'Hey Taco say "I don't care" if no one needs to know where York's gifts comes from and that gifts can continue to be sent even outside of this context. You'll be sent gifts forever, and ever and ever and ever and ever.'"
"ugh...it's all pointless, besides you must confirm the source of your gifts to ship avoid some issues...why am i even talking about this again?" Taco asked herself before sighing
"what point were you trying to make again, sorry I was busy scratching my g-spot" Peter yawned
"i just...i don't care anymore" Taco groaned miserably
"ugh..." Donut groaned as he came back to sit on his seat
"anyway the message ends with 'Also, Taco, how's our favorite all star doing? Honestly MePhone, I think we have our new host. Co host. You're going to duo host.'"
"PFFFT! the only thing she's hosting is the bozompics...no bozos allowed to co host TCB!" MePhone4 said with a eye roll
"whatever, i bet I could host a better show anyways..." Taco grumbled
"well let's move on to Candle, this first message said 'Candle more like Brandle HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAAH. It's 1 AM i need sleep, i need it bad.'"
"wait what time does the show air on?" Candle asked
"24 7 baby, what? i just have Brooklyn Guy do re-runs of the previous episodes with a little countdown on the top corner for the upcoming episode, i just added a little drawing of a looping clock...people won't know" MePhone4 snickered
"now they do...stupid" Lilith muttered
"the next message was 'Also confession I didn't know you were a girl until the yoga mat message. Yeah, I called you a he on accident, do not ask how I made this mistake.'"
"it's fine dear, mistakes happen" Candle smiled
"you hear that Y/n?" Peter sneered
"..." Y/n ignored him
"this next message said 'i diid not mean ourple.'"
"oh that's fine too, i suppose my picture looked a little dark" Candle said
"my bad" a voice note from the sky said
"this next message said 'Here's the non-binary flag that Paintbrush had in their room somewhere in Inanimate Insanity season 2'"
she was then handed the flag to which she just held in her lap
"thank you dear, although i can't promise that it would be in perfect condition...you know why" Candle eyed Peter and Y/n
"i was about to say something reckless but let me chill, this is positive Peter for now" Peter said with a innocent smile and a halo above his head
"yeah right..." Donut sighed
"i don't give a shit about these Twitter freaks and their war flags" Y/n rolled his eyes
"okay we have a bunch of videos for Candle, this note said Bashed Friendship, you know what to do peep" Brooklyn Guy said before Chef Pee Pee walked up to the projector screen and pressed it's G-Spo-I MEAN BUTTON before the video started playing
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after the video...
"wait Loser is there, he can save them!" Donut exclaimed
"bro HOP OFF HIS DICK!" Peter groaned loudly "this guy can't do anything, and why the hell does he have a squeaky voice...that's right folks i am dissing Loser, shocker i know, but the only person I'd bend over for is either Bubble or Y/n, what ya think?"
"leave Bubble alone bitch, are you going to kill her family too asshole!?" Y/n snapped
"should we be concerned...?" Lilith asked the others.
"probably not, they always do this" Candle told her
"who names themselves Loser?" Taco muttered to herself
"the next video's note said 'Manipulation (1:53 Match appears, 2:02 Pencil attacks but breaks free from control, 2:16 Pencil Fights back against herself)
"ya know what if Ice Torch gets killed too if she keeps sending videos like Compass did?" Donut asked with a anxious look
"nah she can handle it, play the video kronk!" MePhone4 told Chef Penis
Chef PP Suck then played the video
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after the video...
"why does the sweat on the back of Bubble Butt's head look like a smiley face?" Peter asked
"that's what you got from the entire video...?" Taco gave him a frustrated look
"i hope these people are going to be okay..." Candle said with a deep frown
"probably not" MePhone4 scoffed
"don't say that, they might be from a alternative universe but they're still good people!" Donut scowled at the host
"actually Lilith there's pibby fanart of you too" Brooklyn Guy said
"wait what?" Lilith looked at the puppet in anxiety
"next video!" Brooklyn Guy announced before Chef Pee Pee played the video
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after the video...
"WHY IS PICO A GUN!?" Peter yelled
"ugh that thing is hideous" Taco expressed her disgust
"don't worry Taco, cleanse your eyes with my beautiful body instead" MePhone4 then started to flex in front of her
"that's just worse..." Taco said as she looked sick now.
"and the last video by Torch is this" Brooklyn Guy said before Chef Pee Pee...you already know
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after the final video...
"who are these people now?" Donut asked
"gay and lesbos" Peter explained
"o-okay?" Lilith said
"let's move on with Peter, this one said 'Here's a box of spoons, I made fanart of you and Y/n kissing btw'"
he was handed a box of spoons with a picture of him and Y/n kissing
"if i had a diaper like Jeffy then I'd be smacking my cock right now" Peter smirked
"keep shipping us assholes, i hope you all realize that HE FUCKING RUINED MY LIFE!" Y/n yelled angrily
"no, your life was already ruined pal" Peter rolled his eyes
"oh shove those up your ass!" Y/n flipped him off
"Jesus fuck...okay this message said "Unfortunate" doesn't begin to describe my series, this game rewards blind luck and nothing else, I am beyond convinced at this point. After getting completely tooled by scheduling with my opponent changing times on me last minute and refusing to provide confirmation prior to the day of the match as to play times, losing this way somehow felt even worse than I had thought possible. My preparation was superior, my play was superior, and I lost, so I don't see a reason to continue engaging in an activity where what is within my control is overwhelmingly outweighed by what is not. I am done with competitive Pokemon, and you won't get a fond farewell. This community is infected to its roots with a degenerative disease that grows stronger over time but stops short of killing its host. Tournaments used to have a competitive spirit at their heart, this has been transplanted and replaced with an artificial organ that feeds on vitriol and mockery from insecure little boys that heckle by the sidelines and tear each other to shreds over scraps of attention. The environment we fostered has trapped us all like this in a vicious cycle, and escaping it requires acceptance of the harshest reality we all scramble to explain away, that none of the countless straining efforts we put ourselves through here will ever amount to one single shining glimmer of significance. I would make this the end, but World Cup is still ongoing, and I would never leave so many great friends out to dry, so I'll suffer through a few more games for them. One last thing before I leave you all to react with disdain, ridicule, and self-righteous fervor, before you do everything in your power to minimize my words and thoughts, box them up and shove them to some cobwebbed corner of your memory, and hope they disappear forever as a stain on your finite time ground to dust. From this moment on, nothing you say matters to me. The foulest insults you hurl with intent to wound will calmly settle at the earth before my feet, and the venom you spit will bring all the pain of a warm summer breeze. You are less than anything you can conceive, while I carry on, brimming with joy distilled from detachment......also it's "silcon these nuts" not "silcon on these nuts"
"....SILCON ON THESE DEEZ NUTS!" Peter laughed
"what the hell was that message?" Chef Pee Pee asked
"my fucking throat is dry..." Brooklyn Guy gasped
"no water breaks until you finish the messages buddy" MePhone4 smirked
"ugh okay...this message said 'Peter Parker spiderman look out!'"
Peter then looked back before doing the tobey maguire scream
"what is even happening anymore!?" Taco asked with a growl
"and the last part of that message was meant for Tara, yes TARA...it said 'Here, have $4,000.'"
"wooooooah now buddy, what do you think my 10 year old sister is going to do with that kind of money, look just give it to her big brother here so i can spend it on something responsible" Peter then took the money away from the puppet
"...you're going to waste it all aren't you?" Donut sighed
"yes" Peter said quickly
"Peter, perhaps you should spend some of it on charity?" Candle advised
"FUCK NO! I'd be spending this on my bike, upgrade that bitch with nitro so me and the boys can race through a highway and possibly get into a death experience" Peter said with a snort
"good idea, go ahead" Y/n rolled his eyes at him
"let's move onto Y/n's messages, the first one said 'Here have a bronze statue of John Gollop'"
a statue then dropped out of nowhere.
"why does he look like family guy main character?" Y/n asked
"wow can't even say his name because mine is the same?" Peter grumbled
"okay should i call you by your German name, PETJA!?" Y/n snarled
"WOOOOAH BUDDY, CALM DOWN! not even i go this far when shit talking to you!" Peter said with a horrified look
"i...yeah sorry" Y/n sighed
"i...i don't even know what they're talking about" Donut sighed in defeat
"next message 'okay u r kinda getting annoying. but have a bottle of poison i guess, and a cupcake.'"
"damn bitch which is it, first it was okay you're getting good, now this? pick a struggle uh, uh uh, muffin?" Y/n looked at the camera with anger
"yeah nobody likes your ass, unlike me because I'm like the greatest character in this show, honestly if people were to choose who's their favorite character then it'd be me BITCH!" Peter bragged smugly
"yeah okay canceled cartoon character" Y/n scoffed
"get rid of that poison already!" Donut exclaimed a Brooklyn Guy shrugged before throwing the bottle away as MePhone4 took the cupcake
"imagine if a girl with a green sweater died eating this in a gym party, haha!" MePhone4 snickered before taking a big bite, actually no he ATE THE CUPCAKE IN ONE GO
"calm down fatass!" Chef Pee Pee exclaimed in disbelief
"hey i'm a fat slob" MePhone4 shrugged
"next message said 'Y/n here’s a wedding ring for you and Peter’s marriage'"
"AUGH!" Y/n took the ring and swallowed it out of rage
"idiot that's hazardous" Taco said
"WHO THE FUCK EVEN CARES ABOUT ME!?" Y/n yelled
"Y/n just calm down!" Candle pleaded
"yeah bitch, your period is next month buddy" Peter chuckled
"okay while you're having a tantrum, this message said 'mario 33'"
"ugh...i want to watch the new super mario movie already" Y/n sighed
"not now muffin" MePhone4 said
"you know what, movies and eating myself to death sounds good right now..." Y/n grumbled
"are you okay?" Lilith asked with worry
"no..." Y/n said flatly
"next message, it said 'You sound like this guy. You won't change my mind.'"
"oh yeah play the video" MePhone4 told PP before the puppet sighed and played the video
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after the litty video...
"that's not even right, he sounds like....uh...well he....i can't describe it" Donut admitted in embarrassment
"keep out of Twitter he said?...well that sounds like me alright, but eh...my voice changes all the time" Y/n shrugged
"your voice changes?" Taco gave him a questioning look
"yeah, like it can be deep" he said in a deep voice before talking in a squeaky one "or something ˡᶦᵏᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ, i don't know i just usually choose this voice for myself" Y/n explained as the others gave him surprised looks except for Peter.
"wow, OG really didn't establish you better huh?" Peter asked with a smirk
"deflect these nuts bitch" Y/n grumbled
"the message continued with 'As a matter of fact, I'm gifting you food. A turkey. I'm also having you watch Skinamarink, actually all of you are watching it.'"
Y/n had the steaming turkey thrown in his face then.
"I'd love to but...challenge calls!" MePhone4 said with a apologetic smile
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"pfft, I was lying...why would i invite them for a movie? actually, all of you viewers are invited to the staff building for a movie night! I'm coming to your address after the episode ends, don't resist" MePhone4 said calmly as he slowly extended his hand towards the camera before it cuts off shortly
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Over
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"now for Lilith's messages, this said 'I'm kinda running out of gift ideas.. Have a door. Like, an entire fucking door.'"
a door then appears next to Lilith
"wow..." Lilith said flatly
"doors like the game from roblox" Peter said while nodding
"uh..." Candle stared at Peter who kept nodding at the door without stopping
"next message are from York, you know...the guy who QUIT on us with bigfoot...yeah okay anyway it said 'Sorry for accidentally killing you, that wasn't my intent. Also no, Lillith, I don't think I can stop the events from occuring, I can just warn you in messages, and it scares me Have a break, have a kit-kat!'"
Brooklyn Guy pulled out the kit-kat and....
"actually I want this" said the puppet before unwrapping the candy and eating it while Lilith just gave him a unamused look.
"quit stealing gifts!" Chef Pee Pee said scolding him
"no, and the message continued with 'There's a camera in your house. It's been in there the whole time. Don't believe me? Check your pillows when you get home. You could ignore this message but does it not satiate your curiousity, there is a camera in your house, and it's been filming you.'"
"and now my suspicions are confirmed and my anxiety is higher than before, thanks" Lilith said emotionlessly
"don't look at me, this a reality show after all!" MePhone4 shrugged
"respect our privacy at least" Taco said with a scowl
"anyway let's read my messages next, actually PP can you do it? I'm so tired" Brooklyn Guy huffed as Chef Pee Pee rolled their eyes before reading off a note
"fine, your first message said 'Are you autistic? Here's a broken clock that has been sitting at the corner of my room for 5 years.:"
"artistic? yeah i think i can draw okay, not like a rembrandt or da vinci kind of level but ya know, my doodles are good enough" Brooklyn Guy said as he played with the broken c(L)ock
"should we tell him?" Candle whispered to the others.
"nah let him have this" Lilith whispered back
"this next stupid message said 'I don't have a problem you have a problem and you have a problem and it's not me and it's not my fault it's you and you your mama, I have to say goodbye to my mama and bye to my mama bye mama bye I have to write a letter to your fault mama mama bye your fault yours you'"
"....." Brooklyn Guy stared blankly for a moment before his head exploded
"WHAT IN THE!?" Taco shrieked as one of Brooklyn Guy's eyes fell on her lap
"WHAT HAPPENED?!" Donut asked frantically
"ah yes, stroke..." MePhone4 sighed before reviving the puppet back to life
"yeah see this is what happens when you have a stroke, your head explodes" Brooklyn Guy explained calmly
"HEADS AREN'T SUPPOSED TO EXPLODE THOUGH!" Lilith yelled as she was covered in Brooklyn Guy's blood
"well that's too bad because right now we'll be reading MePhone's messages, and the first one said 'These messages are getting out of control? NO THIS CAR IS GETTING OUT OF CONTROL, WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE'"
"huh-" but MePhone4 quickly gets ran over by a car before it starts drifting all over the place leaving a fiery trail that spelt YORK
"RAHAHA!" Bigfoot was heard laughing in the passenger seat as the car speeds off to the forest crashing some trees in the way
"d-dang you both..." MePhone4 groaned painfully
"good" Y/n smiled
"i know that I'm not in the question forms anymore but if this was a gift then THANK YOU!" Chef Pee Pee laughed happily as MePhone4 slowly got up with a grunt.
"next message said 'MePhone4 you fucking idiot, you instantly don’t asked MePad what do you think of yourself, You it’s Rizz him up dumbass, Say your MePhone4 make some small talk, then start to rizz him up- I Rizz A.I'" and there's a skull emoji, cool" Brooklyn Guy nodded
"what do i look like rizzing a laptop...i rather do it to a cookie jar" MePhone4 then spawned a cookie jar before biting his lip and touching his head as if he was running a hand through his hair.
"this dude..." Peter sighed
"let's ignore this and read the next message, which said 'Here's a million dollars, by the way, I like the Firey Speaker Box better than you lol.'"
"wooow, okay...okay so guess who's invited to the movie night, that'd right YOU!" MePhone4 growled
"nobody wants to go in the first place!" Taco said angrily
"says the bozo with no friends, shush darling" MePhone4 mocked with a British accent while Taco groaned at him.
"so the million dollars-"
"nope" MePhone4 takes the briefcase and throws it far away into the air as it then landed right in the volcano
"alright" Candle gave him a annoyed look
"next message, 'Hey Fernando, look behind you, it's the Named after an old joke, which seems at first blush to be a pair of unrelated jokes. At the end of the first joke, a brick is tossed away, leaving the confused listener without a punchline. At the end of the second joke, the brick returns and the listener falls on the floor laughing. For bonus points, the teller can tell an actual unrelated joke in between. Sometimes, the Brick Joke structure of introducing a seemingly irrelevant feature, only to return to it much later, after the audience has largely forgotten about it, can be used for drama as well as comedy; when that feature was a joke, it's known as Chekhov's Gag. Popularized in early 20th-century Newspaper Comics by Krazy Kat. In a masterclass on playwriting, Alan Ayckbourn mentions this trope specifically, calling it "The Plant". Early on, one of his two demonstration actors mentions that he has an urge to sneeze when sexually aroused. Then at the very end:"
"....what?" Chef Pee Pee looked at everybody else for any answers.
"nah it's just me n*gga!" kitchen pops out of nowhere with a humanoid mouth (lovell)
"w-what...?" Donut said
"oh yeah this thing, oh well congrats PP you have a new kitchen now" MePhone4 shrugged before teleporting it away.
"okay then i ain't complaining!" Chef Pee Pee said cheerfully
"is nobody going to talk about that mouth?" Lilith asked
"what can we even say?" Candle asked her
"good point..." Lilith then sighed
"okay then that's all the messages today, and no Brooklyn we're not reading the responses to your stupid question...like BRO somebody literally said they were 9 years old, the heck are you doing!?" MePhone4 asked with a disappointed look
"LOOK I JUST WANT FREE COMPLIMENTS OKAY!?" Brooklyn Guy then ran away crying while MePhone4 face-palmed
"ugh...okay whatever let's get to the challenge already folks, bloop!" MePhone4 pressed his body and caused everyone to be teleported away.
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and then they appeared inside a pink and bright building with a river inside and multiple pathways.
"what are we...actually nevermind, i shouldn't ask anymore" Lilith sighed
"good idea Lily, anyways this next challenge is actually another double elimination...basically you bozos need to sit together in one boat, swim for a while and try not to kill each other, what i mean by that is...actually see these little meters there?" MePhone4 pointed at the green and blue glass meters on the boats to which everyone nodded at.
"yes so you most fill up the green meter all the way up, to do that you must have nice deep conversations about anything really, however if you bozos ended up arguing or just being mad at each other then the red meter will fill up to which then would cause your boat to sink in the tunnel of friendship...or maybe more? i dunno" MePhone4 shrugged
"as if..." Taco rolled her eyes
"I'll be assigning each individual one, let's start off with Donut and Lilith, you guys will share a boat" MePhone4 announced
"okay that's fine, i like Lilith anyways" Donut shrugged
"yeah, Donut is a interesting person that I'd like to study on" said Lilith
"uh..you mean talk to?" Donut gave her a questioning look
"oh yeah..." Lilith muttered
"Taco and Candle" MePhone4 said causing Taco to groan loudly while Candle remained calm.
"FUCK THAT MEANS-"
"you're stuck with me" Peter smirked at Y/n who was seen shaking angrily
"ridiculous...this must be a setup" Taco sighed as she was frustrated with doing this challenge with Candle
"i don't wish to make this any difficult Taco, let's just get along with each other" Candle said
"fine whatever...my safety depends on this anyways" Taco grumbled
"alright get in your boats, whoever fills the green meter last loses, you can also lose by leaving the boat so keep that in mind, now go ahead while i go give Brooklyn Guy a lollipop to calm his whiny butt down" MePhone4 sighed before he disappeared with Chef Pee Pee
"fuck..." Y/n groaned before Peter got on his boat and sat on the other side while Y/n begrudgingly went and sat on the next side.
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Donut and Lilith.
Donut was seen rowing while Lilith stared at the nearly claustrophobic pink tunnel...
"all this pink reminds me of Michelle...heh" Lilith laughed softly
"so um...tell me something about yourself Lilith" Donut asked a little awkwardly as he kept on rowing the paddles.
"yeah alright um...well i'm from New York, i study fashion design in one of the greatest schools in the USA, P.I.N.Y...i'm sure you haven't heard about it considering where you come i assume?" Lilith ask ed as she looked around to see where they were heading to. which was nothing really...just a endless narrowed path with more water.
"no, sorry i haven't heard of that school before, how good is it for fashion designing though?" Donut asked curiously.
"the school itself is actually amazing, i like most of the teachers there and my friends are the best, we call oursel ve s the indie girls, now as for the bad part...Julia" Lilith rolled her eyes at the name.
"who's that?" Donut asked
"she's the self-proclaimed queen of the school, she and her two friends Rita and Dory are the most basic and rudest people you could ever meet, not only that but they think their group, the beautiful people are so much better than us...yeah well they copied most of our work and Julia keeps trying to get Michelle in trouble, it's honestly so petty..." Lilith sighed
"they sound really bad..." Donut muttered
"trust they are, now's my turn to ask you something" Lilith smiled as she pulled out a pen and a notebook
"i don't mind" Donut said
"where did you come from? how does your species work? does it feel weird having a mouth like that? what's your blood type? is your society different compared to us humans?" Lilith bombarded Donut with a million questions as the latter looked at her with discomfort
"do you have a Instagram? does internet exist in your-"
"Lilith please shut up for a moment!" Donut snapped while Lilith backed away quickly with shock
the red meter was seen beeping as it was half full
"um...sorry, i just...you're treating me so differently, i just want to have an equal conversation you know?" Donut said rubbing his back in awkwardly
"um...yeah, yeah sorry i overdid it a little, can't really control the geek in me" Lilith gave him a sheepish smile as Donut nodded
"it's okay, i guess i could tell you about myself a little, despite the fact that we probably know each other ever since the last remaining days...okay so firstly i'm just a unglazed donut, i haven't met others like myself, i 'm from Goiky, it's my world basically, i've participated in BFDIA before but was eliminated due to stupid reasons...i joined BFB next and that was a nightmare to work with...i became a host for a while, had my personal diary stolen by someone...and now I've joined Two's game, i was doing pretty good until MePhone brought us here...honestly I'd be surprised if Two would ever let me compete in TPOT still despite my absence...it has been exhausting thinking about that" Donut sighed as he looked at his own reflection in the water, the green meter being a little filled up and a thoughtful looking Lilith sitting on the other side.
"that's a lot...do you think you'd ever play in TPOT if you ever get out of here?" Lilith asked timidly
"i don't know...maybe? maybe Two just disqualified me...i mean somebody said that i was still in the game if i remember" Donut hummed
"well you can always choose whatever you want, basic logic" Lilith shrugged
"it's not that easy sometimes...hey can you row for me? my arms are getting tired" Donut asked
"uh, you realize that all we have to do is fill up the meter, i don't think rowing forward would do anything" Lilith pointed out to which Donut blinked twice in realization
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Peter and Y/n
the two were seen sitting in silence with Y/n resting his legs on the rail of the boat with a bored face
Peter looked around with boredom too before eyeing Y/n and smirking
"hey, remember the time we had a whole war with the PG gang?" Peter asked as Y/n groaned
"i don't care..." Y/n sighed
"you also remember how i got nearly beaten to death by them? or how they burned down Vonzi's house with his wife inside...haha we had to save her then" Peter laughed softly
"dude, i really don't give a shit" Y/n said with slight anger
"nah, you remember how we beat Dream's ass, with Cid, Ninja, and Vincent and Lucas...actually i can't believe Cid didn't even remember us back in the killing game...it's like he doesn't care" Peter huffed
"goddammit...i don't care about any of that it's old shit and i didn't fucking like you one bit during these times" Y/n said as he sighed loudly
"yeah okay, now that I know that you basically hired all those clowns to kill me and my friends, that's fucked up dude...you could've killed me many times ya know, when I was dying out on the street but you instead got me to a hospital, you just like pretending though...honestly i gotta thank you, cause i wouldn't be alive if wasn't for you dude" Peter smirked while Y/n was seen with a upset expression
"you really know how to piss me off..." Y/n growled
"yeah let's not forget about our final fight, when we were in Zak's school, you beat the fuck out of me in front of my friends and the others, you pulled a gun and as soon as Toreno told you that i didn't want to kill your parents intentionally, you backed off...couldn't bring yourself to pull the trigger right...?" Peter asked while Y/n just looked down.
"just shut up..." Y/n muttered
"how about no...you told me then that you never wanted to see me, but yet we kept meeting over and over again...and you even trapped 15 people including me in that fucking school because you wanted revenge again? what was that about not caring about killing me anymore? that you didn't want to see me again....TELL ME FOR FUCK SAKE!" Peter yelled angrily
"calm the fuck down bitch, none of the viewers even know what you're talking about, Zak? Toreno? all of those assholes are nothing to me anymore" Y/n grumbled
"dude i don't care about them either, i just want you to admit it" Peter said causing Y/n to stare at him with annoyance
"admit what asshole...?" Y/n growled
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Candle and Taco
the two were also silent just sitting away from each other in the boat, one had her eyes closed while the other was crossing their arms and looking away with a grumpy frown
"...so, how are you feeling right now?" Candle eventually asked
"please, let's not right now" Taco groaned
"i just want to make small talk, nothing more" Candle assured
"well i don't want to talk...just leave me alone in peace" Taco grumbled
"how are we supposed to fill the meter then...are we not going to try and win?" Candle retorted while Taco then sighed
"just...just talk to yourself, don't bother waiting for my responses...i really don't wish to interact with you at all" Taco said as she looked at the pink tunnel ahead of them as she felt her discomfort was building up a little more every second she spent with Candle.
"you know Taco, you've been a little stressed lately...now you know how much i love to mediate, perhaps you can try it to smooth your worries?" Candle suggested softly as Taco was seen biting her lip before she finally opened her eyes.
"i'm fine...i'm fine...why did i get involved in this anyways..." Taco mumbled in a low voice before she started to close her eyes again.
"listen Taco, we're both at risk here and i want you to trust me...i don't wish to get you eliminated, i don't want to play unfairly...let's just mediate together for a few minutes okay dear?" Candle asked gently as Taco just sighed deeply
"i don't know how..." Taco mumbled
"what was that?" Candle asked
"i said i don't know how" Taco groaned as she looked back at Candle who smiled warmly
"don't worry, i can show you how...just close your eyes and get into a comfortable position, go on try it" Candle motioned for Taco to which the latter rolled her eyes before doing as Candle told her.
"now just take deep breaths...in and out" Candle said as she also got into a meditating pose with her eyes closed as she and Taco began to take slow and deep breaths together.
Taco breathed for a few minutes in silence , trying to calm herself but it was hard since she was still nervous about this game, she was still worried about what might happen next.
"ugh...augh!" Taco grunted loudly and opened her eyes while Candle frowned
"Taco...come on,you must focus" said Candle
"i can't...this is all bogus!" Taco exasperated
"no it's not...see" Candle pointed at the green meter which was a little filled up
"we just need to focus together as one mind, i know that we don't like each other but i'm willing to help you win this challenge...after that, we probably won't have to sit near each other ever again...can you trust me?" Candle said softly
"okay...okay, but just know i won't be enjoying this" Taco grumbled before going back to her meditating position
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back with Donut and Lilith who were seen sitting together without much to say as Donut was no longer rowing the paddles
"so, do you have a family?" Lilith asked as she was seen splashing the water softly
"um...yeah, but i don't see my parents that often" Donut admitted
"really...me either" Lilith sighed
"oh...did something bad happen?" Donut asked in concern
Lilith shook her head with a frown "no not really, but my parents are too busy with business trips so i don't get to spend that much time with them, i mean...i don't mind being lonely sometimes but when it comes to home...it's a different human emotion...um different emotion since you know, you're not human" Lilith explained
"guess i can relate...honestly i haven't been doing much since BFB, TPOT i s t he only thing to k ee p me moving forwar d to be honest, if that ends then...it's really scary to think of the future Lilith" Donut muttered
"speaking of which, i honestly should've tried harder to quit before...but now i just want to see how far i can make it in the game, my calculations say that i don't have a chance when it comes to winning but of course it's only natural for the human mind to think wishfully of a different outcome...what about you Donut, why do you want to keep going with this?" Lilith asked as he looked at her with a serious expression
"i think it's because i want to prove myself, i lost so easily in BFDIA...made it far in BFB only to quit like an idiot, i just want to win for once...of course i'm not like Taco, if i want to win then I'll do it fair and square...not to mention that i don't want to disappoint any of the Wannabees, Liekable, Monotaro and Candle...i made a promise to myself that I'd win this for them, but I'd also like to win for myself...i don't even care about the prize, i just want to see if i can do this or not...just to see if i truly am worthy" Donut said emotionally as Lilith looked away with a smile
"wow Donut...that's very admirable" Lilith said as Donut looked away in embarrassment quickly
"sorry...just got a little too serious there" Donut sighed
"you know, you might be a little funny looking person but...i believe with that kind of confidence, you'd make it to the finals...i know that i always treat things scientifically but...i think believing in yourself works, so don't stop now okay?" Lilith told him with a warm smile as Donut smiled softly
"thank you Lilith...i'm glad to be your friend-"
BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! suddenly the meter started beeping loudly as the two looked over to see the green meter filled to the brim
"oh, it's full!" Lilith said in surprise a tube appeared above before sucking the two up a they screamed
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they later dropped down where they first began before they saw MePhone4 and the two puppets standing nearby
"congratulations, both of you are safe from elimination!" Brooklyn Guy announced
"easy win, these both get along easily" Chef Pee Pee said
"yeah we did it!" Donut cheered
"alright!" Lilith gave him a high-five
"now to see which of the others would make it...let's see then!" MePhone4 said as he generated the projector screen which showed Candle and Taco along with Peter and Y/n
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Taco was seen sitting still with a more relaxed demeanor
"isn't this nice?" Candle asked with a relaxed face
"it'll be nicer if you keep quiet..." Taco groaned softly
"oops" Candle giggled then
...
Taco slowly opened her eyes then to see Candle's still closed...
she looked down with a small sigh
"...Candle?" Taco called out
"yes?" Candle answered back
"....i apologize" Taco sighed
"huh...?" Candle opened her eyes with a confused look
"when i hit you i mean, i...I apologize for that" Taco said apologetically while Candle just stared at her in shock .
"this...this doesn't mean that i won't stop my ways, all you need to know is that i'm sorry...but I also need you to understand that i cannot afford to lose...winning is something that means a lot more than you could ever imagine...that's all" Taco continued with a soft voice as she turned away
Candle looked at her for a while before looking away as she then spoke upset calmly
"i understand...and...yes, i do forgive you" Candle said with a small smile.
".... thank you" Taco said as she closed her eyes and looked away while their meter was nearly full now...
"we're not filling this up aren't we?" Candle asked
"probably not..." Taco answered with a deep sigh as the two just sat down in silence as there wasn't nothing else to say...
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back with Peter and Y/n...
"admit what asshole?" Y/n growled
"that you can't live without me, you act all mighty with the whole oh i don't care about you anymore, but here you go helping some bald fuck and a corny smut into creating a whole killing game that you willingly joined in as long as they invited me in...Jesus dude how fucking obsessed are you with me?" Peter asked with a annoyed look
"obsessed....OBSESSED!? I'm not fucking obsessed asshole, i just wanted to see you die...the only one obsessed with me is YOU, you still probably think that i still love you don't you? well you should already know that i don't and never will, i won't ever love a piece of shit no good murdering PSYCHO SCUM THAT RUINED MY ALREADY MESSED UP LIFE!" Y/n yelled angrily while Peter just shook his head with a small smile
"dude, you know something...do you even feel sorry for what you did? because trust me i do, seriously I'm really sorry for all I've done...you were my best friend, it was perfect between us...i think you already know me, i don't give a shit for killing people that deserve it, i did a lot of fucked up shit...maybe you were doing the world a favor by getting rid of me...but i just want you to know that i feel sorry for your parents, for you...sometimes i wish that things wouldn't have turned out the way it was, maybe if i didn't mess up then we could've been together still-"
"BUT WE ARE NOT!" Y/n quickly cut him off.
"I DON'T LOVE YOU, I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT SEAGULL STREET OR OUR FRIENDS, I DON'T CARE ABOUT MY PARENTS, I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE SORRY, AND GUESS WHAT? YES, I'M SORRY FOR ALL THE THINGS I'VE DONE, FOR STARTING A ROBOT WAR, FOR USING THEM TO TAKE OVER SEAGULL STREET AND KIDNAP TARA AND TINA AND ALL THE OTHERS, BUT THAT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER....i...i don't care anymore, i don't care about what i do...but.i....i.....DON'T, FUCKING, FEEL, SORRY, FOR TRYING TO KILL YOU GODDAMMIT IT!" Y/n yelled with a frustrated and angry tone, h is face all red from the rage as he panted heavily while Peter just frowned
"really...i know that you're lonely as hell man but you still have your uncle, and Abby's family...didn't they become your friends? shit i mean...you genuinely love Abby, like seriously dude I'm willing to let this shit go if you just quit being a dick all the time ya know, i understand that you don't wanna be friends and all but...that doesn't mean you gotta give up on everything else right?" Peter told him with a empathetic expression as Y/n looked away in anger and sadness...
"i don't want anything anymore...it's all pointless...why....why did you do this to me...just why....?" Y/n whimpered as he put a hand over his eyes as tears started running down his eyes
"bruh, quit trying to picture yourself as the bad guy here...like hey i did a lot of bad things too, still have family that loves me and i allow myself to have that despite everything, probably because i don't feel any remorse for my actions but still...you don't have to feel bad for what you've done"Peter said with an apologetic expression
"you're a fucking poison to me...I've spent t w o years just to track you down...going through hell with Liekable and then forcing my uncle to do everything i said...then throwing my entire purpose away after everything I've worked for...maybe that voice in the forest was right, I'm noth ing wi thou t you...just a miserable creature, i thought I'd be finally happy if i just ended up killing you...but no...no you just had to go ahead and ruin it didn't you...YOU FUCKING RUINED ME!" Y/n yelled again as his voice was starting to become dry
"dude just chill-"
"NO!...just...just....stay away from me....JUST FUCKING LEAVE ME ALONE!" Y/n got up with a crazed look
"what are you doing man?" Peter asked as Y/n backed away at the edge of the boat
"get away from me...I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE!" Y/n screamed
"bruh you're not going to-" but Peter stopped as Y/n then jumped out of the boat and into the water
"I CAN'T KEEP IT UP ANYMORE, I'M TIRED OF THOSE VIEWERS SEEING US AS LOVERS WHEN THEY DON'T KNOW JUST HOW MUCH YOU DESTROYED MY LIFE, JUST STAY OUT OF MY LIFE PLEASE STAY AWAY FROM ME ALREADY!!!" Y/n yelled as he was having trouble swimming and kept dunking his head down with a panicked behavior while Peter just gave him a pitiful look
"shit...did i break him?" Peter sighed before suddenly both of them were teleported away from the tunnel.
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eventually they were teleported back to MePhone4 and the others along with Candle and Taco.
"what...oh we lost haven't we?" Taco sighed
"actually no, you girls won" MePhone4 said much to their surprise
"but how?" Candle asked
"well Y/n left his boat, and one of rules was to not leave the boat...and since this was a double elimination, Y/n pretty much screwed Peter in the process so that means these two are officially out of the game" Brooklyn Guy explained as everyone stared at Y/n who was seen shivering in the ground while Peter looked calm
"jeez...i never thought I'd see him freak out like that" Chef Pee Pee whispered to the others
"are...are you okay?" Donut asked the kid
"dude...leave him alone" Peter grumbled
"he literally had a breakdown, I don't know what you've done to him but...i even feel bad for him" Lilith said as Y/n slowly got up.
"just send me away...i can't stay with him anymore, please I'm begging you...just..let me go" Y/n spoke with a defeated voice
"sheesh okay, but first does Peter have anything to say getting eliminated finally?" MePhone4 asked
"eh...kinda disappointed with losing, but then again one of my other goals was to prevent Y/n from winning...so I guess i'm not that mad" Peter shrugged
"you never...change....never..." Y/n said with a low growl
"Peter, you were really gross and crazy most of the time but...I'll miss you" Donut said with a frown
"me too, i hope you boys return home safely" Candle said
"i don't care for them" Taco said flatly
"honestly...i can't say I feel sad for you both leaving, you both were mentally deranged since the start of the game so...hmm?" Lilith shrugged with all honest
"ah Lilith I'll miss your big head ass too, and everyone else as well...aside from Taco, go fuck yourself please" Peter scoffed as Taco rolled her eyes
"please can you just fucking send me away!?" Y/n snapped at the host
"okay okay god..." MePhone4 quickly sent Y/n away while Peter saluted everyone.
"PETER SQUAD BITCHES!" Peter yelled before he was teleported away
"well that's done then, you guys did well i guess...bloop!" MePhone4 then teleported them all back to the circle of talk.
"thank God, now i don't have to clean shit from the sink anymore..." Chef Pee Pee sighed as he walked away from the group
"good for him, anyways you bozos have fun...while i and my buddies have a movie night" MePhone4 gave them a lazy hand wave before he and Brooklyn Guy walked away...actually only MePhone4 walked, Brooklyn was floating away...how the hell does he even talk without a hand to move his mouth?
"alright...time to sleep" Donut yawned
"yeah, I actually liked this challenge...see you tomorrow guys!" Lilith waved goodbye as she walked to the girls cabin of the Chaotic Idiots because the Wannabees got both of their cabins destroyed...remember...actually i don't remember myself lol.
"looks like we'll be sleeping in the same cabin..." Candle said with a slight awkward face as Taco sighed
"fine...let me just tear down my notes" Taco muttered as Candle followed afer her.
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MePhone4 was seen in the kitchen wearing a party hat while Chef Pee Pee put a cake in the oven
"hey guys, hope you bozos are coming to the party, oh! yeah so i guess we have four remaining contestants now huh...man it sure feels weird now...anyway this was a slow episode I know but hey at least we got to see some friendly cuddly moments from the contestants right? anyways i need to prepare myself now, we'll see you on the next episode of TOAL CROSSOVER BATTLE! this is MePhone4 signing off!" MePhone4 waved goodbye at the camera with a smile
"why do you have to yell the name of the show everytime...?" Chef Pee Pee asked before the screen faded to black
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Notes:
yeah they really are out...was the breakdown random? not really...I'd update my Seagull Street Idiots story soon just to show you guys what kind of efforts Y/n went through and just how Peter basically ruined him and his entire life...thanks for watching this episode still, i just wanted to focus on the dialog a bit more this episode, nothing interesting i know but i feel satisfied with it...hope the eliminations weren't poorly done :)
Chapter 22: Episode 19: EEEEE!
Summary:
the contestants are in for a surprise!
Notes:
GUYS THE RESPONSES FROM THE QUESTION FORMS HAVE BEEN DELETED BY ACCIDENT 😭😭 I HOPE YOU GUYS CAN FORGIVE ME HOLY SHIT I'M SO STUPID LMAO
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
Episode 19: EEEEE!
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and so it was morning time again...
Taco was seen sleeping in her bed while Candle and Lilith slept in theirs...Taco didn't have to sleep alone yesterday night...she was sorta glad to know that but of course she wouldn't be caught dead saying that to them...
Brooklyn Guy then was seen outside behind a window before he opened it up and cleaned his throat
"CACAAAAAA!" Brooklyn Guy yelled like a crow as the others woke up in a startle
"UGH! what's wrong with you!?" Taco said with anger
"TIME FOR THE CIRCLE OF TALK, COME ON HURRY UP!" Brooklyn Guy yelled before slamming the window shut
"we can't get any sleep around here..." Lilith sighed as she put her glasses back while Candle yawned
"let's just go..." Candle said as she and the two others then left the cabin.
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"i slept good last night, what about you girls?" Donut asked them
"i guess it was okay, would've been better hadn't Brooklyn Guy woke us up like an idiot..." Lilith gave the puppet a glare
"you're welcome" Brooklyn Guy smiled as Lilith just sighed.
"what's wrong with him?" Taco pointed at a sad looking MePhone4
"oh him, yeah remember the whole movie night yesterday? yeah see nobody really came, actually most of the viewers be invited refused and threatened to call the cops on him, just let him dwell for a few seconds" Chef Pee Pee explained with a annoyed look as MePhone4 sighed deeply
"i don't get it...why did nobody come?" MePhone4 whimpered
"aren't we going to read the fan messages?" Candle asked with a uninterested look
"GEE! just brush aside my sadness won't you?...but yeah sure whatever, go ahead BG" MePhone4 grumbled as Brooklyn Guy pulled out some notes.
"um...yeah see...i...actually may have or not accidentally deleted the responses..." Brooklyn Guy explained with a sheepish smile
"...BROOKLYN GUY WHAT THE ACTUAL HECK!?" MePhone4 yelled with a terrified look
"great going idiot..." Chef Pee Pee sighed
"what...it was an accident okay!?" Brooklyn Guy defended himself with a frown, Chef Pee Pee just shook his head and MePhone4 was just seen with a angry look
"how professional..." Taco sarcastically said
"heh..." Candle giggled
"now what, the fans are going to be angry with us..." Donut sighed with a worried face.
"how do you even accidentally delet e m ul tiple responses, don't they usually come in notes?" Lilith asked
"well they're in the computer, we just print out the answers from the form...i was eating cheetos so my fingers were like totally messy, so ya know...accidents happen" Brooklyn Guy shrugged
"GOD! WE CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT IN THIS SHOW...ugh!" MePhone4 took a deep breath before smiling apologetically at the camera "hey lovely viewers...please forgive Brooklyn's stupidity here, we here at TCB appreciate all of your messages and are extremely sorry for this to have happened...i hope you guys enjoy this small clip of me twerking as replacement for the fan messages getting deleted...yeah"
MePhone4 then started throwing it back at the camera while the others gave him a weirded out looks
"w-what...NOBODY IS GOING TO LIKE THAT!" Donut exasperated
"of course they will, surely they'll understand...i hope" MePhone4 gulped
"okay so this means that we can get into the challenge much faster huh?" Lilith said
"i guess...man this really ruined my day, but at least you still have the gifts right?" MePhone4 asked the puppet
"ummm...." Brooklyn Guy rubbed his neck awkwardly
"BRUH!!" MePhone4 face-palmed with a growl
"yeah okay this episode sure started off nicely huh?" Chef Pee Pee said rolling his eyes
"you know...whatever i don't care, the fans are having a treat at the end of this episode anyways...so let's just get to the challenge already" MePhone4 sighed before teleporting the contestants away.
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then they appeared in a endless grassy arena with a long platform in the middle
"so what are we supposed to do?" Donut asked MePhone4
"before that, I'd like for you all to meet today's special guest....SAY HELLO TOOOO~!" MePhone4 then pressed on his body before someone appeared next to the hosts
"Hmph! so finally you brought me in the ashleys?" Nikocado Avocado was seen with a upset expression
"oh god what's that smell?" Taco groaned with disgust
"EXCUSE ME, i don't stink...why would you say that about me?...EEEEE!" Nikocado cried obnoxiously
"omg...is this the guy Michelle was stuck with?" Lilith sighed
"why did you bring this person here...?" Candle asked with confusion
"well see, today's challenge is going to have you bozos run through this entire obstacle course and reach to the end, where then you guys will be cooking something for Nikocado to eat, your dish must satisfy him or else you're eliminated!" MePhone4 explained
"that's right peasants, this better be worth it as I was in the middle of making a mukbang...you better not waste my precious time" Nikocado huffed angrily
"God i think I'm going to puke..." Chef Pee Pee gagged slightly
"okay then...basically we'll cook for the fatso here, how very challenging..." Taco rolled her eyes
"quit your sarcasm and get going already, the first part of the course is you gonna hit these moving targets with the bow and arrow, COME ON GO!" Brooklyn Guy yelled before everyone looked at each other and quickly ran towards the course.
then they stopped as they saw several moving targets with a bunch of bows on the ground.
"this should be easy enough..." Donut muttered with confidence
"never tried this before but there's always a first time" Candle said with a smile
Taco aimed at her moving target and sent an arrow to which it unfortunately missed and hit the air instead.
Lilith shot an arrow too but it missed her target as she groaned infuriatingly before trying again.
"ugh!" Donut shot one arrow to which it missed the target before ricocheting off the wall and coming towards him to which he yelped before the arrow went through his circular mouth without harming him.
instead it accidentally hit Chef Pee Pee in the stomach
"AUGHHH WHAT THE FUCK!?" Chef Pee Pee screamed in horror
"sorry!" Donut apologized as Candle was seen shooting one arrow before it went way above the targets
"god this is frustrating!" Taco grumbled as she missed her 5th shot
"we're not really trained for this..." Lilith groaned as she missed her target again
"we really don't care" Brooklyn Guy scoffed
"yeah just try your luck at least" MePhone4 said with a smirk
"HURRY UP ashleys! i need my water weight already!" Nikocado said with impatience
"i must focus..." Candle said to herself as she closed her eyes and pulled on the bow string tightly .
"i got it, it's coming down..." Candle said as the arrow was aiming straight to the target.
the arrow flew through the sky and hit the target perfectly
" yes!" Candle smiled happily
"go to the next section quickly!" MePhone4 told her as she then ran ahead
"oh man!" Donut said as he tried desperately to hit his target next with the others.
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Candle then arrived at the next section before seeing a bunch of basketball hoops and basketballs on the ground
"alright Candle, all you must do is throw 100 basketballs into the hoop, the faster you do it the faster you'll get to the next section!" MePhone4 said
"alright then" Candle nodded before picking up a basketball and beginning her task
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back with the arrow section with the other contestants...
"COME ON ALREADY!" Taco yelled angrily as she missed the 20th shot
"this is stupid..." Lilith grumbled
"ugh i can't get this done!" Donut complained as h is arrow missed again.
"wow you guys suck" Brooklyn Guy scoffed
"yeah seriously..." Chef Pee Pee muttered
"oh shut up you buffoons!" Taco growled
"OOP! BRACE BRACE BRACE...." Nikocado then farted loudly as a bunch of green fog then made it's way towards the contestants
Lilith was seen pulling on her bow before the smell hit her nostrils causing the girl to cough loudly before the arrow accidentally goes off and hits the moving target perfectly
"Lilith you got it, quickly go go go!" Brooklyn Guy said as Lilith was seen covering her nose and immediately running away from the fog
"BLAST IT, I HATE THIS CHALLENGE!" Taco yelled angrily as she grabbed one arrow by her hand and threw it towards the air before the arrow hits a target
"TACO YOU TOO, QUICKLY GO!" Brooklyn Guy yelled
"w-what...OH!" Taco shook her head and quickly ran ahead while Donut stared hopelessly
"come on...!" Donut muttered before taking a deep breath and aiming at the moving targets... his arrow hit the target eventually!
"FINALLY!" Donut exclaimed before running after the others
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later Donut arrived to see everyone shooting basketballs into their hoops with a number score on the top
"what's going on?" Donut asked
"JUST GO AND HOOP BOZO!" MePhone4 yelled before Donut yelped and started to throw basketballs into the basket as well
Candle was ahead of the others with already 75 shots while Lilith had 40 and Taco had 39 with Donut being the lowest at 10...
"hmph, can't we hurry up?" Nikocado asked while tapping his foot impatiently
"hmm...yeah okay, alright then!" MePhone4 then did something with his body that caused the contestants to start moving faster
"what's happening!?" Candle asked in a sped up voice
"what did you do?" Taco asked the host
"just speeding up things, come on its only temporary so just keep hooping!" MePhone4 said before the contestants continued to throw balls at the baskets.
"ugh this is n't working at all!" Lilith said as their new speed caused the shot accuracy to be worse
"i can't even focus my mind!" Candle said as she was picking up the balls super fast
"i feel sick..." Taco said with a dizzy face
"oh gosh...make it stop!" Donut begged
"nah you guys will get used to it" MePhone4 snickered as the contestants groaned
they continued to hoop horribly for a while with the new speed until finally...
"YEAH I GOT IT!" Taco yelled
"m-me too...ugh!" Lilith gagged as finally the speed was back to normal
Donut and Candle threw one more ball into the basketball before finally hitting the one hundred mark
"nicely done, NOW RUN FORWARD COME ON!" Brooklyn Guy yelled as everyone started running to the next section
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they arrived at a large wall with a bunch of colorful rocks
"alright now you must climb up this wall, make sure not to fall down!" MePhone4 warned as Taco immediately started climbing up with the others
"ugh, all this exercise is so so so problematic you guys" Nikocado sighed
"what? maybe you should exercise more you lard ass!" Chef Pee Pee yelled at him angrily
"I IDENTIFY AS SKINNY!" Nikocado yelled back
"ugh...i don't think i can do this..." Candle said as she started climbing up with some difficulty
"there's a reason why i hate gym class..." Lilith said with a grunt as she was climbing up slowly
"don't give up guys!" Donut encouraged as he was climbing up with some difficulty as well
Taco was climbing up fast and her foot then accidentally slipped before she yelped as she fell down a few feet before something grabbed her by the arm.
"you okay?" Candle asked as she groaned while holding Taco
"i-i am...just focus on winning" Taco quickly grabbed onto the rocks as Candle let go with a deep sigh
"let's make harder shall we?" MePhone4 smirked maliciously as then a bunch of Chef Pee Pee's green food slop started following down and hitting the contestants on their head
"Ugh!" Lilith groaned as she wiped off her face
"disgusting!" Donut said as he was covered in slop now
"SERIOUSLY!?" Chef Pee Pee gave MePhone4 an angry look
"no hard feelings!" MePhone4 shrugged
the contestants kept on climbing despite the nasty slop raining on them.
eventually they all managed to get to the top before everyone saw a tight rope tied in a narrow way between a large gap in their way
"oh dear..." Candle muttered
MePhone4 appeared on the other side with his staff members and Nikocado
"alright guys just cross the gap using the rope, if you fall down then don't worry, you'll be spawned there again!" MePhone4 told them while chuckling menacingly
"this is literally impossible...how are we supposed to walk on tight rope!?" Lilith asked with frustration
"surely we can do it...I'll go first" Donut said as he then stepped on the narrowed rope before balancing himself and walking forward slowly
"am i really going to let him get ahead of this race?" Taco groaned before following after Donut as Candle and Lilith stood behind in hesitation
"i-i'm gonna make it, hey guys i-" but then a large wooden log came swinging and knocked Donut right down on the water below them
"EEEK!" Taco shrieked and lost her balance before falling down to the water next
"oh yeah, forgot to mention that you have to avoid these wooden logs...my bad!" MePhone4 chuckled as both Donut and Taco respawned next to Candle and Lilith
"this isn't going to be easy..." Candle sighed
"you said it..." Lilith nodded with a gulp
"ugh forget it, I'll cross this rope no matter what!" Taco said firmly
then the contestants all slowly started walking on the rope again slowly
"careful...careful" Candle muttered repeatedly
"oh god..." Lilith whimpered as her heart was beating fast trying not to think about falling down
"WATCH OUT!" Taco yelled as a bunch of wooden logs came swinging towards them
"AHH!" Donut screamed before he went between the two logs as they knocked down Lilith and Taco instead before Donut started losing his balance
"woooah!" Donut fell down but not into the water as he managed to grab onto the ropes with his hands causing the rope to bounce
"D-Donut stop!" Candle said anxiously as she was starting to lose balance thanks to the rope
"sorry I-OH NO!" Donut gasped as another wooden log came and quickly hit Candle knocking her right into the water below
"MAN THAT'S BRUTAL!" Brooklyn Guy laughed in enjoyment
"a brilliant show from my jesters!" Nikocado sneered
"ugh..." Donut then started shimmying across as the wooden logs could no longer hit him on the top before he eventually reached the other side and climbed up on the surface
"wow you're the first to actually make it" Chef Pee Pee said with surprise
"sorry guys!" Donut apologized as the others were seen staring at Donut with grumpy looks
"go ahead Donut quickly!" MePhone4 slapped him on the back before Donut growled and ran away to the next section
"oh screw it!" Taco grunted before doing exactly as what Donut did and she started to shimmy across using the rope
"that's probably better..." Lilith copied Taco along with Candle as the three moved to the other platform safely
Taco then made it through before Lilith did next and Candle finally before the three ran after Donut.
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the contestants then arrived at a platform which had a glassy transparent checkered pathway
"alright this is the second last part of the obstacle course, just cross your way to the kitchens safely" MePhone4 explained
"easy!" Taco said before charging ahead before suddenly a glass block broke down and caused her to fall down screaming
Taco then respawned next to the contestants
"WHAT NOW!?" Taco yelled angrily
"oh yeah, see those are actually stepping stones, some of them are fragile and could easily break which would cause you to fall down into the water, to cross this section you must choose wisely on which block to jump on next, I know this is a rip off of the squid games but hey we don't care" Brooklyn Guy scoffed
"alright then..." Candle said before jumping on the right block as the left one was gone now.
the others then followed after her .
Candle jumped forward before looking at two blocks on each side and wondering where to go next...she decided to go left and then unfortunately the glass broke down and sent her falling
"oh gosh..." Donut gulped as Taco jumped ahead before taking a left and landing safely.
Donut and Lilith followed her steps as Candle was seen behind them already.
"ugh...this is just pure luck based" Taco complained as she was having a hard time deciding which block she should jump on while the others waited behind.
Taco then decided to take a step forward as suddenly the glass in front of her cracked open and she fell down screaming.
" Gah !" Donut yelled as he rushed unwisely and fell on the already broken block before Lilith looked at them with a gulp and went to the left block before going to the right one as she safely crossed the end with Candle behind her.
"congratulations you both made it, now the final part...actually just go cook for us all, we'll judge you later, you have 2 hours by the way" MePhone4 explained
"and you better make a lot of noodles peasants!" Nikocado said with a grumpy look
"whatever" Lilith rolled her eyes and ran over to her kitchen station while Candle ran over to hers.
"come on slowpokes, you're going to lose if you don't hurry up!" Brooklyn Guy yelled at Taco and Donut who were se en crossing the blocks again
"oh be quiet!" Taco snarled as she finally made it with Donut before the two ran over to their stations
shortly after they all began running around and opening cabinets and pulling out all the equipment that was needed for their dish while MePhone4 sat far away with the puppets and the mukbanger
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Lilith was seen reading a cookbook
"ugh, i guess I'll make lasagna...that guy looks like he'd eat anything anyways" Lilith shrugged before she began to boil water in the bowl
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Donut was seen setting up a a bunch of eggs and butter on the table
"I'll just make a cake, that'll be enjoyable I'm sure!" he said confidently before he clumsily started cracking the eggs and adding the shell inside the bowl without thinking much
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Candle was seen chopping a bunch of vegetables with a smile
"a healthy meal should satisfy them all, i hope the others aren't having problems with this" she said as Taco was seen scratching her head with a annoyed face
"ugh... perhaps a large steak would be enough for those gluttonous simpletons..." she sighed before pulling out a large frozen meat from a fridge
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everybody was seen running around trying their best to quickly prepare their dishes
Donut was seen spilling flour everywhere as he was covered in eggs and butter while Lilith was seen adding a bunch of cheese in her lasagna layer.
"and now to blend it!" Donut poured his cake mixture into a blender and turned it on before suddenly the mixture started flying out and splashing everyone
"DONUT YOU FORGOT THE LID!" Lilith yelled as her glasses were stained now
"turn it off!" Candle said as she was shielding herself with a tray
"oh crap sorry guys!" Donut quickly stopped the blender
"augh my steak!" Taco looked at her seasoned steak which was now stained with cake mixture
Nikocado licked some of the mixture off his face and hummed "hmm...needs more takis ashley!"
Candle sighed and quickly put her vegetable medley inside the oven and turned it up to 20 minutes
"done !" she smiled happily
"ugh!" Taco groaned angrily as Candle then looked at her to see Taco dumping her ruined steak in the bin
"hmm..." Candle hummed before walking over to Taco who was seen sitting down with a defeated look
"is everything okay?" Candle asked her
"no...my steak has been ruined, and now i can't even bother to make another one knowing that i don't have much time left...it's all over for me!" Taco buried her face with her hands with a groan
"don't worry Taco, i could help you with your dish if you want?" Candle offered
"but...there's no time" Taco muttered
"there is still time left, come on!" Candle then helped Taco stand up
"okay fine fine...i was supposed to making a large steak for these idiots, but Donut just had to ruin it" Taco gave the donut a glare as he was seen putting his bloated cake in the oven
"no worries dear, let's make a new one, come on" Candle smiled before Taco sighed and simply nodded
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a few hours later...
Donut was seen decorating his chocolate cake with vanilla while Lilith pulled out the lasagna from the oven
Candle already had her vegetable medley out as Taco waited for her new steak that she made with Candle to be done in the oven.
eventually the timer beeped and Taco quickly put on her gloves before taking the steak out of the oven.
"yes!" Taco looked at her nicely done dish with a smile
"see, there was nothing to worry about, it even smells nice too" Candle said
"I suppose so...thanks for-"
"ALRIGHT ASHLEYS TIME'S UP, BRING OUT YOUR DISHES!" Nikocado yelled with a exaggerated upset look
"I'll go first!" Donut said before bringing out his horrible looking cake to the judges table
"oh god what's that?" Chef Pee Pee looked at the cake in disgust
"woah now PP, don't try to criticize other people's cooking when you can't even cook yourself" MePhone4 said
"yeah that's really hypothetical" Brooklyn Guy muttered
"ugh whatever, my cooking isn't bad..." Chef Pee Pee grumbled
"chocolate cake ashley?" Nikocado raised his eyebrow
"my name's Donut but yeah, go on try it!" Donut encouraged as the judges all shrugged before each one took a piece of the cake and ate it.
"bleh!" MePhone4 spat out an eggshell
"what the hell!?" Brooklyn Guy looked at the shell in disgust
"why did you put the shell in the cake!?" Chef Pee Pee asked
"i was in a hurry...is it okay or not?" Donut asked nervously
"the chocolate is too much...3 out of 10 bozo" MePhone4 pouted
"3..." Brooklyn Guy shook his head
"hmmph...8" Nikocado moaned as he ate the cake while making a mess
"BRUH!" MePhone4 said in disbelief
"it's good!" Nikocado shrugged
"alright that's not bad!" Donut smiled before walking away from the table as Lilith came next with the tray of lasagna
"alright, i followed the instructions on how to make lasagna...so here" Lilith said
"okay i see you..." MePhone4 hummed before using his fork to take a bite as the others did as well.
"hmm...it's sort of bland, but not bad...5 at best" Brooklyn Guy said
"5 from me too i guess" Chef Pee Pee shrugged
"i don't like too much sauce on my food...3" MePhone4 sighed
"okay this is like...good, so I'll give ashley here 8 for adding my favorite kind of cheese...i loove~ cheeseee~ yes i doooo~" Nikocado sang in harmony
"okay then..." Lilith just stepped away from the weirdo with her good score
Taco then set her large steak on the table
"here you morons, i prepared steak..." she said with a bored voice as the others stared at the steak before MePhone4 torn off a piece
"hmm...too hard, too much pepper...4" MePhone4 then spat out the meat
"ugh...4 too i guess" Chef Pee Pee forced himself to swallow the food
"i actually like my food a little hard to bite into so you know what, you get a 6 from me" Brooklyn Guy gave her a thumbs up
"hmmm....7" Nikocado moaned as he chewed on a large piece of steak
"okay that's fine with me" Taco sighed before walking away as Candle brought her vegetable medley then.
"here you go, roasted and seasoned nicely...i hope you enjoy" Candle smiled sweetly
"uh...yeah no ashley" Nikocado gave her a annoyed look
"what?" Candle said in confusion
"uh hello? i don't like veggies, are you saying that I'm fat or something?" Nikocado grumbled
"no i just-"
"IT'S WATER WEIGHT ASHLEY, YOU GET A 0 FROM ME!" Nikocado yelled angrily before starting to fake cry again
"it's okay...4 from me" Chef Pee Pee said indifferently
"ugh vegetables...everybody else had unhealthy foods, sorry but you get a 2" Brooklyn Guy said with a childish manner
"augh...I don't like it, 2 from me as well" MePhone4 threw the tray away as Candle frowned deeply
"then that means..." Candle looked down
"yep, sorry but you have the lowest score which means that you're officially ELIMINATED!" MePhone4 announced
"NOO!" Donut gasped
"gee...thanks a lot Nikocado" Lilith gave him a scowl
"..." Taco just frowned deeply at the sight
"welp that's it then, you can go home now Nik..you smell awful" MePhone4 said with a grossed face
"EXCUSE ME!? EEEEEE-" but MePhone4 quickly teleported the crying baby away.
"THANK FUCK!" Chef Pee Pee sighed in relief
"well...i guess this is it" Candle sighed
"Candle...this is totally unfair, that judge was biased!" Donut groaned
"i should've expected for him to give her a low point...jeez" Lilith said with a annoyed look
"it's alright, not everyone enjoys vegetable dishes" Candle shrugged
"you know...you played a fair game, my respect goes to you" Taco said before walking over and extending her hand to Candle who looked at it for a second before taking it and shaking hands with Taco
"thanks..." Candle smiled
"alright Candle any last words?" MePhone4 asked
"yes...i wanna wish good luck to you all, try not to overdo it okay?" Candle smiled at everyone
"Candle...i can't believe this" Donut said with sadness
"I'll definitely miss you...goodbye Candle" Lilith sighed
"farewell..." Taco waved at her as Candle waved back with a tearful smile before MePhone4 teleported her away
"well that's it...now is the time to congratulate you three" MePhone4 smiled
"for what?" Donut asked with a sad look
"for making it to the FINALE!" MePhone4 yelled
"what?" Lilith said in confusion
"that's right, you three are actually going to do the last challenge tomorrow...i know why isn't it two people instead? well that's boring first off, but yeah take this information and prepare yourselves for tomorrow....it's going to be the end, so yep see ya bozos later!" MePhone4 saluted before he and the puppets teleported away leaving the others in absolute shock...
"i...i can't believe this" Donut looked at the two in disbelief
"the finale...tomorrow!?" Lilith couldn't believe it herself
"....i have to go" Taco quickly ran away leaving the others to stare at each other in confusion...
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MePhone4 was then seen inside his room
he turned to the camera with a smile
"this is it people....the next episode will be the last episode of TCB....now I'd like to apologize for your messages being deleted again but that's okay, because the next challenge is going to be epic i promise you....because it'll be your challenges! and by that i mean i want you all to come up with a challenge for the final three contestants to do, we won't be choosing one only, we'll actually mix up your challenges as ONE...meaning that it'll be a super challenge, cool huh? so yeah, go ahead leave your submits and final messages plus gifts to the three....this is it people, who do you think would win? we'll see soon enough....this was another episode of TOTAL CROSSOVER BATTLE! this is MePhone4...ready to see you on the final episode tomorrow....signing off now!!" MePhone4 waved goodbye to the camera as it faded to black shortly
SUBMITS HAVE BEEN CLOSED! THANK YOU FOR SENDING IN YOUR LAST MESSAGES...
Notes:
the end of the story is coming soon...RIP Candle though...hope the eliminations wasn't too bad again by the way
ONCE AGAIN I'M SORRY FOR THE RESPONSES THING, MY FAT FINGERS ARE TO BLAME FOR TAPPING THE WRONG THING AND THIS IS WHY THE EPISODE IS SO SHORT LOL
Chapter 23: FINAL EPISODE: SUPER CHALLENGE!
Summary:
the end is finally here, three contestants will duke it out for the grand prize...who's winning you suppose?
Notes:
the final episode...i tried my best to make this one, also yes I've closed the poll earlier but that's because i think all of you already sent messages...9 responses in just a short amount of time? wow!
also this might be short but there wasn't really many challenges sent in, most of them were unfitting I guess
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
FINAL EPISODE: SUPER CHALLENGE!
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the episode starts off with the three final contestants sitting in the circle of talk as the hosts weren't there yet...
"so this is it huh?" Lilith said with her arms crossed
"yeah...i can't believe I've made it to the finale" Donut looked at his hands for a moment as he thought back to everything that he had to go through in this entire show
"of course I've made it to the end...and i know that I'm winning today" Taco said as she had a stern looking face
"that's a bold statement..." Lilith muttered
"think of it however you want, it won't change the outcome either way" Taco said with a calm voice
"do you think everyone is watching us still?" Donut asked the two
"probably...maybe except for a few people like Y/n and Cherzi" Lilith shrugged
"yeah..." Donut sighed as the three sat down in awkward silence...
Taco tapped her foot with a impatient look as she groaned
"where in the world are these idiots now, this is taking too long!" Taco exasperated
"you're right actually, and you know what else is weird...them giving us actual food for once!" Donut said as he felt odd about the situation
"they're probably want us to be all prepared for the final challenge, which I'll admit that I'm heavily anxious about..." Lilith said with a worried look
then suddenly, trumpets were heard playing as Brooklyn Guy and Chef Pee Pee came out playing loudly while MePhone4 was seen walking between the two.
"HELLLO VIEWERS!" MePhone4 yelled happily "can you believe it!? the finale is here FINALLY...heh, congratulations to you hard working bozo...actually you're not bozos anymore, maybe like...rookies or something" MePhone4 said as the three just gave him bored looks
"ahem anyway, before we begin...let's hear some of your final confessions in the confessional room if you will!" MePhone4 smiled
"fine...only because this is the last time" Taco sighed
Confessional!
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"how do i feel about making it to the end? well excited i guess, but also extremely nervous...then again if I lose then i won't be that bothered i think...or maybe i will, honestly I'm kinda all over the place right now...i'm just ready for all of this to end..." Lilith said with a deep sigh
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"if you're wondering how i feel about making it to the end then let's just say that i'm confident in myself, I wouldn't have gotten here if it wasn't for my friends though...so Monotaro if you're watching this then don't think I've forgotten about my promise, I'm going to win this for you all!" Donut said with determination
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"here i am...this is my moment, my moment to shine, to taste victory and to finally win for once...everything that has happened with Cherzi can dissappear for all I care, the only thing that's on my mind right now is to win...no matter what I do, today is going to be mine...I'll show you" Taco declared before quickly leaving the room
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Over
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"alright now let's read your messages for the last time before we can finally start your final challenge...Brooklyn Guy if you could?" MePhone4 asked as the puppet nodded before reading a bunch of golden notes
"alright we asked the viewers to send in a message to you all, and the first one said 'I kidnapped Silver Spoon and tried to send him to Candle, but since the messages last time got deleted and Candle’s gone, you three can have him instead'"
"wait what?" Chef Pee Pee said before a box came out of nowhere before Silver Spoon emerged out of it
"WHAT IN THE WORLD IS HAPPENING!?" Silver yelled
"ooh yeah see, Bigfoot actually stole the gifts last time, you were in this box for a while so...oops?" MePhone4 smiled sheepishly
"what are we supposed to do with him?" Donut asked as Silver grumbled
"i don't know, how did you even get kidnapped?" Lilith asked him
"how am i supposed to know...some savage buffoon must've hit me in the head or something similar of the matter...nonetheless, I'd like to go back home if you don't mind you brute!" Silver glared MePhone4
"bruv...this is why you weren't invited to TCB" MePhone4 groaned before sending the spoon away
"good...he was annoying" Taco sighed
"okay that was weird...actually why does the fans do this kind of stuff?" Chef Pee Pee asked
"dunno but it's funny" Brooklyn Guy said with a shrug as he read the next note "this one said 'honestly i like all of you, i dont rlly care who wins. donut and lilith r probably one of my favs, taco is okay i guess..'"
"thanks, i thought most people just didn't care about my existence or something" Lilith rolled her eyes
"i appreciate your support, some of the people that send these messages are actually pretty nice" Donut smiled
"at least this person didn't insult me..." Taco muttered
"wow that didn't include us?" MePhone4 said with a fake hurtful expression
"those messages are for the contestants, the form even said it itself...quit trying to get attention!" Chef Pee Pee scowled
"blah!" MePhone4 said with a hand wave
"this next one said' Damn we're having a final 3 finale? Well, i hope Donut wins.. Maybe Lilith too. Not so sure about Taco though..'"
"i don't think i would win but I'll do my best" Lilith admitted
"as long as I'm confident in my ability then I'm surely winning!" Donut exclaimed
"you people will be proven very much wrong" Taco pouted
"that can backfire but sure" Chef Pee Pee scoffed at her
"next message said 'Taco, I believe in you, I see character development in you - Ice Torch'"
"yes i believe in myself too, but even if nobody did then victory is still mine" Taco said
"wow, egoistical right?" MePhone4 chuckled
"look who's talking?" Lilith gave him a unamused look
"next message said 'Well, honestly I like this final three, all of them have a really good arc going for them, Also, the fireworks are coming down like a meteor watch out. It won't cause major damage or even minor damage, but hey, it'll kill you on impact. Just...get away from the logs.'"
"oh gosh!" Lilith quickly got away with the others and ran away from the circle as a bunch of fireworks landed and basically destroyed the wooden logs in one hit.
"NOOOOO THE CIRCLE OF TALK!" MePhone4 yelled in horror before the smoke cleared out as the circle was seen in ruins
"yikes, no more C.O.F i guess" Brooklyn Guy winced
"what the hell...where do they come up with these kind of gifts!?" Chef Pee Pee asked in anger
"we're okay by the way, thanks for asking" Taco sarcastically said as MePhone4 was seen sobbing for the circle
"why...WHYYYYY!!!" MePhone4 yelled out in the sky...
"....okay I'm done" MePhone4 said calmly as he dusted himself off
"good performance" Brooklyn Guy said
"thanks" MePhone4 smirked
"o-okay?...next message please?" Lilith said timidly as she looked above for any more fireworks
"alright, this said 'donut: congrats dude!!!! rooting for you! here have a team8s colored block i guess, and for Taco somebody just sent a emoji wearing sunglasses while Lilith's message was just blank"
Donut was given the colored block while the girls just shrugged
"thank you, this brings back memories" Donut said with a sentimental smile
"next message said 'This has been a journey, I have been reading since the first chapter was out, and I have my own messages for each participant: Donut, you are doing really well! Even with your best friends gone. I wouldn't be surprised if you win. Taco, there were some times I got mad at you, but you have improved so much from when you started! I'm proud of you, Lilith, good job going this far, even if you don't like this game, you're great! I'm fine with either of them winning'"
"thanks, this entire situation was a crazy experience..." Lilith sighed
"yeah, and thanks for believing in me so much...I'm sure I'd make my friends proud today" Donut said with a smile
"i suppose your message isn't too bad" Taco said with a small shrug
"honestly i think I'm ready to go home as well...i hated being here anyways" Chef Pee Pee sighed deeply
"not me, i had fun here" Brooklyn Guy admitted
"yeah be enthusiastic for once PP!" MePhone4 slapped him on the back as Chef Pee Pee growled in pain
"now let's read my messages, this first message for me said 'Hey point and laugh at Fernando and MePhone for not being able to stay on the forms for the entire season.'"
"don't do it" MePhone4 warned him
"I'm sorry but...HAHA YOU GUYS DIDN'T STAY IN THE FORMS FOR THE ENTIRE SEASON!" Brooklyn Guy mocked
"who the hell cares!? these people kept sending me stupid things!" Chef Pee Pee groaned angrily
"get bent viewers...at least I've got more messages than you both so meh!" MePhone4 stuck his tongue out at the puppet childishly
"yeah whatever, this next message said 'here have the concept of good luck'" Brooklyn Guy then looked around for a moment before suddenly a bunch of golden bars fell on his head
"what the?" Lilith raised her eyebrow
"it's supposed to be luck i guess" Donut muttered
"OW! if this is what good luck does then I don't want it!" Brooklyn Guy grumbled before the golden bars disappeared
"and now he lost it, great" Chef Pee Pee sighed in disappointment
"my head...okay uh this message said 'you fucking dumbass'....WHY ARE YOU GUYS SO MEAN!?" Brooklyn Guy yelled
"because you ruined the last episode dummy, keep insulting him guys he deserves it" MePhone4 said with a annoyed look
"IT WAS A MISTAKE JESUS!" Brooklyn Guy grumbled
"HAHA! at least i mess up like an idiot in the entire season" Chef Pee Pee jeered at the two
"buzz off PP! you're hardly relevant" MePhone4 said with a scowl
"can you guys hurry up?" Donut asked with a sigh
"fine...my last message said 'I'm disappointed in you for deleting the fan messages...It's okay I forgive you' YES THANK YOU! see this is better, forgive and forget!" Brooklyn Guy smiled
"yeah well forget you bozo, read my messages next" MePhone4 grumbled
"yeah idiot go ahead" Chef Pee Pee sneered
"oh screw you guys...MeDUMB4's message said 'Hehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehhee'"
"HEY DON'T CALL ME DUMB...also are they laughing at my expense? wow you guys really are nice huh?" MePhone4 said with a angry face
"good well you kinda deserve it" Lilith admitted
"as if, i haven't done anything wrong since the entirety of the game!" MePhone4 defended himself as the others just shook their heads at him
"oh whatever! continue BG" MePhone4 sighed
"alright next message said 'just repeating my last message that got deleted: hell yeah the worst character has been eliminated. we really don't have time for a party so could you add 'implied party' to the tags or something thanks'"
"yeah well I don't have time to go to the actual world and edit OG's stupid fanfic...but which character are you talking about? be specific bozo, ya goober, ya silly goose, ya absolute Muppet, ya-"
"quit insulting your viewers!" Donut interrupted him
"i don't remember asking, and probably because of my dementia...wait what were we doing?" MePhone4 asked with a confused look
"oh quit messing around!" Taco said with annoyance
"meh!" MePhone4 snickered
"next message said 'MePhone are you gonna pay Brooklyn Guy and Chef Pee Pee money?'"
"yeeeeees.....?" MePhone4 said while looking both ways
"what's that about?" Chef Pee Pee gave him a suspicious look
"nothing?" MePhone4 shrugged
"hmm...something is wrong, but we'll talk about it later...anyway the final message said 'eat your vegetables"
"how about you eat deez nuts?" MePhone4 asked
"WHAT!?" Donut gasped
"yeah deez nuts" MePhone4 pulled out a bowl of nuts
"that's not even original..." Lilith said with a bored look
"whatever, I like to eat nuts, and the actual thing as well" MePhone4 said before throwing the bowl away.
"huh?" Taco raised her eyebrow at the last part of his sentence
"ANYWAYS! we also asked the viewers on they were rooting to most picked Donut, second came Taco and the last place was Lilith...how cruel!" MePhone4 winced
"doesn't really matter" Lilith shrugged
"nows the time for the personal messages...how about we start with Lilith first?" MePhone4 smiled before his screen changed to show two people
Michelle: "hey Lilith!"
Tasha: "sup girllll~ we're like TOTS rooting for you to win!"
Michelle: "that's right, half of PINY is actually rooting for you, aside from Julia obviously...but anyway we hope that you win and come back home finally!"
Tasha: "uh-huh, it hasn't been the same without you...we'll be waiting for you!"
Michelle: "good luck Lil!"
-
Lilith was seen smiling with a tear in her eye
"thank you girls..." she said with a small sniff
"they seem like nice people" Donut smiled
"trust me they are..." Lilith smiled back
"and for Donut we got...this" MePhone4 rolled his eyes before playing the message
Two: "hello is this thing on? ah yes well..."
"Donut, you've been here the whole time? how come I didn't know about this until now...."
"listen you must return to my game please, i had TPOT on pause ever since you disappeared...please do come back soon okay?"
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"wow...i can't believe i got a message from him out of all the people" Donut said with a sigh
"hey he was bugging me, I could've asked someone better but that didn't happen so...hm" MePhone4 shrugged
"finally...we have one for Taco" Brooklyn Guy said causing Taco to snap her eyes at MePhone4 with confusion
"oh this is gonna be fun..." MePhone4 snickered before his screen changed....
Microphone: "ugh...so i really have to do this?...fine..."
"so you're in another reality show...cool I guess, listen i just really, really don't care that much...Test Tube tried to get me to watch this but knowing that you were in it, i just couldn't do it"
"maybe you got worse, or slightly better but that doesn't matter to me...in the end i don't care if you win, or lose...i just don't, so yeah i guess just...do whatever you want, I'm not watching the finale or the re-runs anyways...alright let me go now you weird looking thing...?"
"I'm a human puppet moron!" Brooklyn Guy's voice was heard
-
Taco stared at the screen with a hurtful expression before just looking down as the two other contestants gave her pity looks
"that was...harsh" Donut muttered
"a little too much i think" Lilith muttered as well
"who cares about her feelings? now that we're done with this stuff IT'S TIME FOR THE FINALE!" MePhone4 announced proudly before teleporting the others away
-
they were then seen in the largest floating platform ever...
they all looked at the place in awe.
MePhone4 was seen standing alone with no Brooklyn Guy and Chef Pee Pee beside him as he smiled at the contestants
"alright people this is it...THE SUPER CHALLENGE! we asked people to come up with a bunch of challenges so that i could mix them together as one big challenge...this is what you have to do, complete all of the challenges as fast as you can before the other contestants could do, you must get to the end of the course where there will be a bunch of catapults for you to get in and launch yourselves into the air where there will be a hanging yellow flag for you to grab onto...now whoever grabs that flag first will officially win the challenge and TCB as itself...is that clear?" MePhone4 asked as they all added
"good, oh also somebody asked if we're doing the whole challenge combination thing which...bro yes, that's what I literally said last episode ago...you were supposed to make a challenge for me to combine with the other fan challenges...I would've used mine but that's just boring so...also some of you didn't even come up with challenges, jury voting is boring too, yeah RIP to those that didn't listen to the instructions correctly" MePhone4 shrugged
"so do we start?" Donut asked as he stood near the cross line...
"yeah, and let me make something clear, I had to alter some of the fan challenges a little bit...this first one is going to have you bozos rap battling, but instead with each other...you guys will rap battle against the BOTT BUDDY!" MePhone4 exclaimed as the robot from SML appeared
"sup cocksuckers, it is i, Bott Buddy" Bott said with a bit more emotion in his voice
"okay so you guys just try to come up with a good rap freestyle so he can let you pass through the next section of the challenge" MePhone4 explained
"well I'm doing it first!" donuts quickly ran up to the robot
{Play Track} ~ The Big Game
"sup round boy, do you wanna rap or something?" Bott asked
"yeah and i got something to say...uh...yo! my name's Donut, if you won't let me pass then I'll put you in a...hole? and uh...leave you behind, so that you can't...intertwine?" Donut rapped awkwardly
"bruh, get that shit outta here boy, man's really think he Eminem lmao" Bott snickered as Donut blushed in embarrassment
Taco then pushed Donut away before cleaning her throat
"ugh okay fine... yo...you better move aside, before i bring you outside, you wouldn't like it when i...when i...." Taco stopped with a annoyed face
"BRUH! you're BRITISH! don't ever rap again LOL!" Bott laughed as Taco was seen shaking angrily
"i guess it's my turn...uh, listen here you robot, you better move out, cause this is my destiny, to be better than me would be a hilarity, try not to cry when you see me fly high, better than you...could and...something something else" Lilith just gave up on the middle of the rap
"that was ass, a little better but still dookie dude" Bott shook his head
"this is going to be a long ride..." Taco grumbled
-
meanwhile...
there was a bunch of colorful chairs such as beige, yellow and purple
the eliminated contestants were seen sitting in the chairs...except for Liekable, Cherzi and Y/n and Amity...
"alright everyone picked the person they're rooting for?" Chef Pee Pee asked as he saw Peter, Monotaro, Coop, Mr.Madness, Cucumber Jeffy, Joey, Quamax and Vectorman with Cheeta sitting on Donut's colored chairs while others such as Candle, Mia, Junior, Cody and King Tubby along with Billy Bob and Clare and Andrea and Mr.B sat on Lilith's side...nobody sat on Taco's side though.
"geeeet~ me out of heeere~!" Mr.Madness demanded as he was strapped in a straightjacket
"is it right to keep him like that...?" Cucumber asked
"unless you want to get vaporized then sure let's untie him" Mia rolled her eyes
"man Donut is totally winning" Coop smiled
"as if, my babe is winning!" Junior argued
"i think Jeffy is winning tonight!" Jeffy said smacking his diaper
"you're not in the competition anymore..." Cody sighed
"GO BRO I BELIEVE IN YOU!" Monotaro yelled at the big screen that was showing the contestants
"OMG just calm down, plus Lilith is totally winning cause she's soooo girlboss energy!" Andrea stated
"nah man, Donut seems like the true winner to be honest" Quamax said with a shrug
"hey Lilith can surprise us" Candle told them as she looked at Taco's empty side with a frown
"yeah but sheesh, my boy Donut about to go STUPID on these challenges" Vectorman chuckled
"shit i wish...Y/n you're missing out" Peter sighed to himself
"yay go Donut!" Cheeta cheered
"go on Lilith show us a good run" King Tubby clapped in exit mention
"WOOWOWOWO LET'S GO DONUT!!" Joey laughed as he danced in his big seat happily
"i believe in you Lilith" Mr.B smiled as most of them started talking about their favored person to win
"alright PP, everything is under control I think" Brooklyn Guy said with a sigh
"looks like, what about the-"
BEEP BEEP! a trunk horn was heard before the puppets turned back to see a large truck with the TCB prize on the back
"RAHHHH!" Bigfoot roared from the passenger seat
"what the fuck?" Billy Bob said
"WHAT ARE YOU DONG!?" Chef Pee Pee yelled
"THIS IS OUR REVENGE, THE PRIZE IS OURS YOU ASSHOLES, MUAHAHAHA!" York laughed evilly
"OH GODDAMNIT STOP HIM!" Brooklyn Guy ran over to the truck before it quickly sped away with the prize
"SHIT, PP go start the attack helicopter..." Brooklyn Guy groaned as the others watched the puppets quickly run off to somewhere...
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"yo...just...just LET ME PASS ALREADY!" Donut yelled in defeat
"mannn that wasn't even rap, you stink bro" Bott said with a head shake
"you know what!?" Taco sja) gave him a death glare
"what you British person?" Bott asked smugly
"I'll...I'll.....HOUGH!" Taco suddenly spat out a lemon from her mouth which hit Bott Buddy in the face and knocked him out cold
"what....WHAT!?" Lilith looked at Taco in disbelief as the latter was seen with a shocked expression
"i...i think one of them was stuck for a while now" Taco said breathlessly
"well...since Bott Buddy is out, you can advance to the next section...HURRY UP THIS IS A RACE REMEMBER!"MePhone4 reminded as the three quickly ran forward to a door.
-
they were seen inside a long hallway next
"what's next!?" Donut asked frantically
"this was another fan challenge which I've altered...run, basically" MePhone4 explained
"what?" Lilith said
"run" MePhone4 repeated before he disappeared
"what is he talking about?" Taco asked before a inhumanly screech was heard before suddenly a bunch of Among Us crewmembers came bursting out of the walls
"AMONG US!" one of them yelled
"AHHHH!" the contestants screamed before they began to run away while the crewmembers chased them while still screaming
"SUSSY BAKA!" one of them said as they shot out their tongue towards Taco to which she dodged before jumping up
"WHAT ARE THESE THINGS!?" Donut asked with a terrified face as he jumped over a hole
"I DON'T KNOW BUT-AHHH!" Lilith nearly got hit by a tongue as she jumped over a hole with the others
"AMONG US AMONG US AMONG US!" they yelled out as they conjoined together before becoming a big monster
"OH GOD!" Taco screamed as the monster threw a rock towards them which he pulled out of his...you know where.
the rock crashed into the ground and the others closed their eyes from the dust as they kept running forward.
a bunch of saws then came out of the walls and started spinning while the contestants yelped before they all slid down and avoided them while the Among Us Baka ran through them and accidentally cutting itself in the chest
"AMONG USSSSS!" the monster roared in agony
"THE EXIT!" Donut pointed at the doorway in front of them as they ran as quickly as possible while the SUSSY Baka kept chasing them before the three contestants quickly opened the door and ran outside before a large gate slid down and blocked off the door while the monster ran into it and created a dent with his silhouette...
the others breathed heavily before MePhone4 appeared again
"wow nice going!" MePhone4 said
"WHAT IN THE WORLD WAS THAT!?" Taco yelled angrily
"Among Us, stay away from it unless you wanna become a sussy monster" MePhone4 smirked while Taco gave him a confused look
Donut then looked at the path in front of him which had a bunch of moving platforms...
"what is this?" Donut asked the host
"oh yeah this fan suggested a roblox obby, those make me angry...so you guys are going to be angry too, all you need to do is cross to the other side, if you fall down then you'll be respawned here, GO NOW!" MePhone4 yelled before the others quickly did so
Lilith jumped on a single block before waiting and jumping on a moving one to which she landed.
Donut followed shortly with Taco.
they all began getting higher in the platform as they all carefully managed to get by without falling down...
they reached a narrowed platform which was slowly spinning...
"i...can do this" Taco gulped before balancing herself on the platform and slowly walking forward with Lilith and Donut behind her.
they all walked forward while slowly getting a little dizzy...
"woooah!" Donut slipped and quickly ducked down to grab onto the platform with his hands as Taco managed to get by and jump into the next platform with Lilith.
"oh no..." Donut said anxiously before crawling forward and slowly standing up as he waited for the platform to steer towards the next platform before he successfully jumped off it landing on where he wanted to before he quickly ran after the two to which they were climbing up a long ladder
MePhone4 was seen peeling off a banana before dropping down on the ladder to which it hit Lilith on the face
"Hey!" Lilith groaned angrily as she threw away the peel before MePhone4 began dumping a bunch more on the contestants
"stop it, you're going to make sure slip!" Donut said as he was covered in peel now
"that'd the point!" MePhone4 snickered
"ugh you morons!" Taco grunted before hurrying and climbing up further with the others lagging behind.
eventually Taco reached the top and saw MePhone4 smirking
"alright you-OOF!" MePhone4 was slapped in the face by Taco
"DON'T DO THAT AGAIN IDIOT, WHATS THE NEXT CHALLENGE!?" she demanded
"SHEESH OKAY! some fan suggested for you to survive the torch god, which means that you must dodge about a hundred flames!" MePhone4 quickly got back before snapping his fingers as a bunch of firework like flames started flying towards Taco who yelped before rolling out of the way
Lilith and Donut eventually made it to the top before seeing Taco running around dodging the flames
"uh..." Lilith uttered before MePhone4 appeared next to them.
"oh, also the next fan challenge was to take down a giant spider, so have yourself a sword and get to it" MePhone4 then generated a bunch of swords for each contestants before a large black spider appeared in the middle of the flames
it screeched loudly and slammed down one of it's 8 legs on the ground causing the contestants to fall down
"augh!" Donut got up and ran towards the spider with the sword before he jumped forward only for the spider to smack him back sending him over the edge of the platform to which Donut stabbed his sword on the ground to avoid falling down the obby again...
Lilith yelped and dodged a flame projectile using her sword as shield before Taco was seen swinging her sword and scratching the spider on it's leg causing the monster to screech as a flame hits it on the back before the thing jumps high in the air and comes down slamming the floor and causing the contestants to fall again
"this thing is going to kill us all!" Lilith said with a anxious face as she dodged more flames
"the things I do for victory..." Taco grumbled as she was dodging a attack from the spider
Donut roared and threw his sword right at the spider's body to which the sword impaled it's flesh causing the spider to screech again.
"HIYAH!" Lilith swung her sword at one of it's legs and sliced it off before Taco sliced the other.
the spider fell down in pain as a bunch of flames started hitting it on the eyes causing it to go blind next.
'AUGHHH!" Taco jumped on it's head and began to rapidly stab the spider with her sword splashing some of it's green blood on herself.
Donut and Lilith watched in horror as Taco brutally stabbed the creature to death as the flames also stopped by now.
"gosh Taco it's dead already!" Donut exclaimed
"yeah just calm down!" Lilith said with a disgusted look as Taco pulled out her blood stained sword with a crazed look
"this is the final damn challenge...i won't let a disgusting creature take away my win!" Taco stated before jumping off the spider and throwing her sword into the ground while panting heavily
MePhone4 appeared again and smiled
"well you guys did that too so...hurry to that door quickly!" MePhone4 instructed as Taco wasted no time and began running towards it with the two.
-
they all got inside and saw three buzzer stands with MePhone4 standing near a table with a smirk
"bozos get to your buzzers please" MePhone4 said before the three quickly got to it.
"this next fan challenge was for you all to remember the eliminated contestants in-"
buzz!
"Andrea, Mia, Clare, Quamax, Mr.Madness, Coop and Cucumber, Joey, Jeffy, Billy, Liekable, both Cherzi and Amity doesn't count as they quit instead of getting eliminated, Tubby, Cody and Junior, Monotaro and Vectorman, Cheeta, Mr.B, Y/n and Peter and finally Candle last episode" Lilith finished speaking as MePhone4 just stared at her with annoyance while the other contestants stared blankly
"what? i answered first" Lilith shrugged
"ugh...let's just get to the next part, go" MePhone4 sighed and pointed at the door before the three ran over to it.
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in the meantime...
York and Bigfoot were seen driving in the beach laughing to themselves.
"Ahaha! they'll never catch us alive!" York laughed
"Rahaha!" Bigfoot laughed too before suddenly a missile exploded to the side causing Bigfoot to look back to see Brooklyn Guy and Chef Pee Pee piloting a military chopper chasing after them
"stop your vehicle immediately!" Chef Pee Pee said into the radio
"FUCK YOU, WE DESERVE THIS MORE THAN THE CONTESTANTS, EXCEPT FOR CHEETA MAYBE!" York yelled
"you asked for it!" Brooklyn Guy then started raining bullets on their truck and also hitting the prize box in the process
"RAGHHHH!" Bigfoot threw a big pile of DOOKIE straight at the chopper's front view
"PP DO SOMETHING I CAN'T SEE!" Brooklyn Guy yelled angrily
'windex don't fail me now!" Chef Pee Pee then leaned out of the window before using a windex spray and wiping the doodoo off the window before Bigfoot threw another one at the chef's face
"AUGH YOU DISGUSTING ASSHOLE!" Chef Pee Pee growled before going inside and pressing on a button that sent multiple missiles towards the truck
"AUGHHH!" the people driving the truck screamed as the truck flipped over thanks to the explosion and the prize was dropped behind as the truck went towards the ocean
"WE GOT THEM!" Chef Pee Pee cheered
"time to take this back!" Brooklyn Guy laughed and the chopper lowered a hook attached to rope before it connected with the prize box before slowly it got lift off the ground.
but suddenly York and Bigfoot ran out of the truck before jumping into the prize and hanging on it as it was finally lifted into the air...
-
the contestants were seen outside again on the large platform as in front of them were a bunch of bicycles that had chopper blades attached to the top...
"alright this one is not a fan challenge as we ran out of those, this one is mine and basically you guys must use these flying bikes and fly through those circles in the air, you'll find your landing soon enough, go on then!" MePhone4 shooed them
"oh yeah let a 15 year old pilot a semi-helicopter...ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?" Lilith yelled
"not my fault rookie, do you wanna win or not?" MePhone4 asked with annoyance
"WELL I DO!" Taco yelled before running over to the bikes
"hey!" Donut exclaimed before hurrying up as Lilith groaned before running over to her bike
"pedal as fast as you can to take airborne!" MePhone4 explained before Donut started using the pedals as the bike's blades then slowly started to move until it started going fast enough for Donut's bike to start lifting off the ground
"this shouldn't be possible..." Lilith gulped as she was lifting off as well
Taco groaned as she was getting the hang of controlling the poorly designed bike
the three then took off the platform and started heading towards the colorful rings in the air...superman 64?
they passed through the red circle then flew towards the blue one before descending down to go through the yellow one and then stopping before pedaling more to ascend further in the air and then go through the green ring.
"oh my legs..." Donut huffed as he was started to get tired
"this sucks..." Lilith said wiping off her sweat
Taco was seen with a strained look as she didn't bother to complain much before moving forward to a purplish ring until suddenly a rocket went past her causing Taco to yelp and nearly fall off the bike
"oh i forgot to mention, there's a bunch of rockets so you guys better watch out" MePhone4's voice was heard in the distance
"oh you gotta be shi-" but Lilith shrieked as a few rockets went past them before they started pedaling towards the purple ring
they were sweating heavily and looking sideways for the incoming rockets while passing through ridiculously placed rings and not to mention their legs starting to become sore from the intense workout
Taco panted as she quickly stopped her bike before a passing rocket could hit her before Donut overtook the lead and started flying towards a pink ring.
"dang it..." Taco muttered as she chased after him with Lilith behind her.
they pedaled away as more and more rockets went past them.
Donut then seen a gray ring in front and the platform to land before he quickly pedaled towards it with Taco.
Lilith was seen pedaling fast and panting looking to the side and gasping as a rocket came straight at her and BOOM! hit her right in her bike before she was blown to pieces along with the bike
Donut looked back with a horrified face before landing on the landing with Taco.
-
Lilith respawned back to the bikes again with a horrified look
"oops, looks like you'll have to go through the rings again" MePhone4 chuckled as Lilith groaned loudly before quickly riding on the bike again
-
MePhone4 then teleported to Donut and Taco as they standing near a table which had a spoon and a egg
"alright for this one, you must carry the egg using the spoon without letting it drop to the ground, if you drop it then you'll have to go back to beginning of the line and carry another egg, alright go ahead!" said MePhone4 as Donut and Taco quickly started grabbed their spoons and eggs before they slowly started to walk towards the path.
"this is actually pretty easy!" Donut admitted
"do not jinx it..." Taco grumbled before suddenly a bunch of ganados appeared in the path
"oh man my dementia is strong because i forgot to mention that there were obstacles along the way" MePhone4 snickered
"¡Os voy a romper a pedazos!" one of them yelled before slowly walking towards the contestants
"thanks a lot Donut!" Taco groaned as she slowly backed away
"uh...AH!" Donut dodged an axe and stumbled a bit before his egg fell down and cracked on the ground.
"oh dang it!" Donut quickly ran away from the ganado and picked up another egg with his spoon as Taco was seen backing away still before she accidentally fell back and had her egg cracked as well
"wow you guys are really bad at this" MePhone4 snorted
"oh shut up already!" Taco ran over to grab another egg before Donut was walking in a fast pace while the ganados tried grabbing onto him
"please ignore me please ignore please ignore..." Donut repeatedly muttered as then a ganado grabbed him and roared as they then threw Donut off the platform and into the endless blue sky abyss
Donut then respawned next to the eggs with a growl as Taco was seen getting grabbed by the infected monsters and then thrown into the abyss as well before she appeared next to Donut
"UGHHH!" Taco roared angrily
"sheesh, sore losers huh?" MePhone4 whispered to the viewers
"why don't you just let me pass you Idiots?" Donut asked before grabbing a egg and throwing it right in a ganado's face
"hijo de puta!" the ganado cursed as he was seen rubbing the yolk off his face
Taco hummed before she got an idea, she grabbed another egg and threw it at a ganado's face before throwing a bunch more
"what are you doing?" Donut asked in confusion as Taco kept throwing eggs until all of the granados were seen blinded by the yolk
"haha!" Taco laughed before grabbing a egg with her spoon and quickly walking forward as the monsters were busy now
Donut quickly caught on and used his spoon to take an egg and quickly hurry up after Taco.
Taco and Donut successfully crossed the finish line before putting their eggs on a chicken nest and running forward before Lilith was seen landing her bike on the other side
"w-what's happening?" Lilith asked breathlessly
"oh just grab an egg" MePhone4 snickered maliciously as Lilith did so begrudgingly
-
now that Lilith was now busy dealing with the pain of crossing an egg against a bunch of ganados...
Taco was seen hanging onto a rope and swinging over to another one with Donut following her while a bunch of sharks were seen below the water
a shark opened out of the water and opened it's mouth before Donut yelped and grabbed into another rope as the shark didn't manage to get him.
Taco jumped off the rope and landed on the next platform safely but as she did so her foot was heard cracking causing her to scream painfully as she then held her left foot while Donut jumped down on the platform and looked at her in confusion
"are you okay?" he asked as Taco winced
"my...my foot" Taco groaned
"oh...well um..." Donut looked uncertain as to what to do.
"what's going on here?" MePhone4 said as he appeared next to the two
"you rambling buffon, my foot is broken!" Taco told him with a hiss
"oh that's crazy!" MePhone4 said with exaggeration
"just help me! i can't finish this race with a broken foot it won't be a fair fight!" Taco said with a pained expression
"okay okay...but you know, this is probably a good chance for you to get ahead Donut eh?" MePhone4 winked at Donut who rubbed his head
"i..." Donut looked at Taco who was seen with a frustrated look
"shame, but oh well let me scroll through my apps to find the healing one" MePhone4 said before whistling innocently as he scrolled through a bunch of icons on his screen
"you...you...AUGH THIS IS CHEATING!" Taco punched the ground angrily before laying down with a whimper
"i...i won't go yet" Donut said
"w-what?" Taco said with a sad voice
"I'll wait until her foot is back to normal, then we can do this fairly" Donut stated as he sat down
"BRUH! you're letting a free boost go to waste..." MePhone4 gave him a baffled look
"hey if I want to win then I'll do it my way, so quit wasting our time and heal her already!" Donut demanded
"ugh fine" MePhone4 merely snapped his fingers before Taco's foot was healed
Taco then stood up with a surprised look as she tapped her foot before looking at Donut
"um...thank you" she said awkwardly
"it's okay, also Lilith is coming..." Donut pointed out before Lilith was putting the egg on the chicken nest with a angry face
"oh...bye!" Taco took off running then before Donut shook his head and quickly ran after her.
-
Taco arrived at a large slide that led down somewhere before she saw a skateboard next to the slide.
"slide down quickly!" MePhone4 explained before Taco ran and got into the skateboard before going down before Donut came and got into the other skateboard before going down.
Lilith arrived next and quickly followed them.
Taco was seen skating down with a nervous expression before looking back to see Donut coming towards her while Lilith was far behind.
Taco looked forward and hopped over a barrel which was there for no reason...
Donut hopped over it as well before he jumped over a rail and did a sick grind before landing on the ground again and slowly closing in with Taco.
Lilith was seen sweating a lot as she merely steered left and right to avoid any obstacles before suddenly she saw a barrel coming towards to which she shrieked before she was hit by it and launched off the skateboard and flew all the way above Taco and Donut before she crashed into the ramp ahead.
Taco and Donut were seen side to side as they both tried to overtake each other before they saw the ramp along with Lilith who was slowly getting up before looking back and then screaming as Taco accidentally rammed into her as she and Lilith along with Donut were launched off the ramp and then falling allllll~ the down from the platform into a bunch of soft pillows
the three groaned painfully as MePhone4 appeared next to them.
"okay guys, you are all so close to the end now! come on just get to the catapults already!" MePhone4 encouraged
"aughhh...." Taco groaned as she crawled away from the pillows
Donut groaned too before crawling away as well.
"Lilith get the heck up!" MePhone4 smacked her on the head
"s-s-screw off....oh god my stomach..." Lilith whimpered in pain as she slowly started to crawl over to the two
the three contestants were seen crawling slowly in a grassy and dirt pathway with a bunch of colorful flags on the side each representing the contestants colors...Beige, Yellow and Purple...
MePhone4 walked ahead of them backwards as he waved for one of them to just get up before looking back to see all the other eliminated contestants sitting on the chairs with three catapults all lined up as the yellow flag was seen hanging from above
"OMG THEY'RE HERE!" Andrea yelled in excitement
"DONUT COME OOOON!" Monotaro jumped up and down for his friend
"they're too exhausted..." Candle muttered
"LILITH COME ON BABE PLEASE!" Junior yelled desperately
"ugh..." Lilith then just gave up and stopped crawling unlike Donut and Taco who now stood up on their legs weakly
"my...victory" Taco whispered as she saw the catapult ahead of her
"DONUT COME ON!" Vectorman yelled
"YOU CAN DO IT!" Cheeta yelled next as Lilith's supporters were seen with shocked expressions as Lilith was now unconscious from continuing
"ah shit" Billy sighed
"given up...much like me" Clare said with a depressed look
"BRO HURRY THE FUCK UP!" Peter said clapping his hands for Donut
"Taco...you can do it!" Candle cheered
"you're cheering fooor~ her!?" Mr.Madness said in disbelief
"what's that about?" Billy asked
"long story..." Candle giggled
Taco and Donut slowly wobbled over to the catapults
"i...will win" Donut muttered
"it's my turn...to win" Taco groaned
"...come on come on come on!" King Tubby started chanting before the others slowly joined in
"come on come on come come on!" everybody chanted as Donut and Taco finally got in the catapults
they both narrowed their eyes and used the controls to aim themselves perfectly towards the flag
"GOOOOOO!" Cody yelled before both Donut and Taco launched themselves in the air as everyone gasped and stared at the two soaring in the air
"AUGHHHHHHH!!!" Donut yelled loudly as the air blew against his face
"AUGHHHHHHHHH!!!" Taco was telling too as she and Donut extended their hand and got towards the flag before......
"NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!" Taco yelled in horror as Donut grabbed the flag before the two started falling down screaming.
"OH MY GOD!" Quamax gasped
"MR.MADNESS DO SOMETHING!" Mr.B quickly took off the straightjacket off
"VECTORMAN!" Monotaro yelled
"GOT IT!" Vectorman got up and ran over to where Taco was falling
"ugh fineee~..." Mr.Madness quickly flew up and towards Donut before he caught him safely as Vectorman used his super boost jump to catch Taco in midair before he landed down safely with her and Mr.Madness was seen dropping Donut onto the ground next
everybody ran over to check on the two then.
"are you okay?" Cucumber asked with concern
"Y-yes..." Donut said with a scared look
"YOU WON DUDE, YOU FUCKING WOOOON!" Peter cheered
"i...won?" Donut looked at the flag in his hand in shock
"YIPPPPPEEEE HE WON!" Monotaro yelled joyfully
"ALRIGHTTTT!" Coop threw his fist in the air
"PEEPEEEE!" Jeffy started hitting his diaper aggressively then.
Donut was then lifted by his supporters as Lilith was seen being helped by her own supporters
"you okay there?" Cody asked
"yeah...looks like I lost huh?" Lilith laughed weakly
"how unfair honestly" Mia sighed
"my deepest condolences Lilith..." King Tubby frowned deeply
"it's fine..." Lilith said as she dusted herself off
"life is unfair..." Clare groaned
"it's fucking bullshit man" Billy grumbled
"LILITH NOOOO I'M SO SORRY YOU LOST, HERE LET ME KISS YOU SO YOU CAN FEEL BETTER!" Junior offered before Mia smacked him on the head knocking him cold
"thanks" Lilith smiled
"no need to thank me" Mia chuckled in satisfaction
"just saying if i was in your place I would've totally won" Andrea bragged
"right...hmm?" Mr.B looked at Candle who was seen standing next to Taco who was on her knees holding the ground
"i...lost" Taco muttered
"Taco...you tried your best" Candle put a hand on Taco
"I lost again..." Taco slowly started to cry
"oh dear...come here" Candle kneeled and hugged Taco then who was seen softly crying
Donut saw Taco and looked down at his friends.
"can you guys let me down for a moment?" Donut asked
"sure thing man" Coop smiled as he let Donut on the ground.
"great job muchacho!" Joey giggled
"yeah your hard work paid off in the end!" Cucumber said with a smile
"that's my freaking bro!" Monotaro hugged Donut talks tightly
"I'm honestly happy for you man" Quamax admitted
"thank you guys...excuse me" Donut quickly walked over to Taco who was seen being comforted.
Donut then stood over her with a neutral expression
"hey Taco?" he said softly as Taco looked up to him with a tearful expression
Donut smiled before extending his hand to her
"good game...right?" he said
Taco sniffed before sighing deeply
"i...suppose..." she said sadly before taking his hand and being helped by Donut and Candle to stand up as everyone else then gathered around then
everybody stared at Taco with all types of expressions as she rubbed her arm in shame
"i...I'd like to apologize...for everything, i know I've done some horrible things to some people here and...i know that this isn't the best excuse for it but...i just wanted to win desperately...i just didn't want to be a failure for all of my life...I'm so sorry...to Liekable, to Billy and Candle...please forgive me" Taco spoke softly as she hung her down in shame
"ehh...i guess it's fine" Vectorman shrugged
"oh well...i can't be mad forever so why not?" Cheeta smiled
"fuck that" Peter rolled his eyes
"everyone please listen, I know that you're not obligated to forgive Taco but...please rest assured that she's truly sorry for everything, I believe in her...it is up to you to decide your opinion on her, just know that she won't hurt anyone anymore..." Candle then patted Taco with a small smile
"i guess...but i don't wanna see her again" Billy pouted
"well what would my Fandreas think if I stayed mad at a person? you're like forgiven or whatever" Andrea said with a shrug
"yeah you're okay I suppose" King Tubby said
"well if you're willing to change then I'll believe you" Mr.B smiled
"not me!" Peter shook his head
"or meee~" Mr.Madness groaned
"that's fine...thank you anyways" Taco sighed
"what's that?" Jeffy pointed at the sky before we see Brooklyn Guy and Chef Pee Pee landing near them with the prize box
MePhone4 then walked slowly while clapping his hands
"congratulations Donut, you've won TCB and the prize, now then let's open it up and-"
"RAHHHHH!!" Bigfoot came from behind the box with York
"what in the?" Lilith raised her eyebrow
"this is our prize, you'll never take us down you stupid Idiot-EEEK!" York was then shot with a tranquilizer along with Bigfoot as the two then fell to the ground as Brooklyn Guy sighed before holding the gun over his shoulder
"thank God..." Chef Pee Pee groaned
"as I was saying...let's give you your prize now Donut!" MePhone4 announced as everyone then looked excited along with Donut as MePhone4 and the puppets started opening the prize
the front wood of the box then fell down as MePhone4 stood proudly with a big smile pointing at the inside
"congratulations Donut for winning...."
"A ARBY'S GIFT CARD!" MePhone4 announced happily as he took out the gift card and threw it to Donut.
"and as promised, here's your paycheck my dear coworkers!" MePhone4 then generated 5 dollars and gave each of Brooklyn Guy and Chef Pee Pee their money
"woooah! finally it's over huh guys, it has been a long journey hasn't it?" MePhone4 chuckled as everybody including Brooklyn Guy and Chef Pee Pee stared at the host with blank expressions
"heh...so sad TCB is ending huh guys?" MePhone4 asked with a big smile as the others then slowly started to approach him
"g-guys? wait, guys wait i can-"
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later in the circle of talk...
we see MePhone4 tied up against the poll with a bunch of bruises as everyone was seen talking to each other with happy looks
"i can't believe this...THAT WAS THE PRIZE!?" Chef Pee Pee exasperated
"hell i already knew about it, i just got angry for only getting paid 5 dollars for all my effort in this goddamn Island" Brooklyn Guy groaned
"what a waste of time..." Clare sighed
"so...how does it feel now Taco, now that the prize turned out to be nothing good" Mr.B asked her
"still a little sad i think...but i guess that's karma" Taco shrugged
"don't worry about it, you still fought to the end" Donut smiled before Taco smiled weakly too
"man it feels nice to be reunited with you bro!" Monotaro said
"same, but...i wish Liekable was here" Donut sighed sadly
"Y/n and Amity too..." Lilith hummed
"well I'm sure they're fine" Candle reassured
"pfft not Y/n" Peter scoffed
"oh my gosh this is like totally embarrassing that I've lost the first" Andrea said with a sad frown
"eh at least you appeared in TV" Mia said
"oh my gosh TOTALLY!" Andrea said all cheerful again
"man shit...so this was the big finale huh?" Billy asked while drinking his budweiser
"a hoax tooo~ the end..." Mr.Madness grunted
"i can't believe we even fell for it...i knew that it was too good to be true" Cucumber grumbled
"at least we had fun right babe?" Cody winked as Cucumber slowly backed away from the puppet.
"what a shocking reveal may i say?" King Tubby chuckled
"more like a stupid one...jeez" Coop rolled his eyes
"you really tricked us bro" Quamax shook his head at MePhone4
"still sad about losing babe?" Junior said as he spoke in a deep voice to Lilith
"I swear Junior, if you don't back off now..." Lilith growled
"yeah Junior you're such a simp" Jeffy said with a disappointed look
"I'M NOT!" Junior yelled angrily
"so what happens now guys?" Vectorman asked as he looked at the others.
"LET'S HAVE ONE LAST PARTY TOGETHER!" Joey yelled as he took off his shirt
"why not, but please put on a shirt!" Mr.B begged
"well MePhone4, did you learn a lesson today?" Candle asked with a stern look
"yes...don't make fake prizes" MePhone4 sighed
"and?" Lilith raised her eyebrow
"ugh...don't kidnap people to join in my next season..." MePhone4 groaned
"good" Donut pouted
"LET'S PARTY YOU PEOPLE!" Brooklyn Guy cheered before he pulled out a radio and started playing Welcome To The Zoo
everybody then cheered while MePhone4 was seen sighing
everybody was seen dancing happily, even Bigfoot and York
"oh wait a minute..." Brooklyn Guy hummed
"oh come on we changed our ways!" York said as Bigfoot nodded
"uh...whatever have fun" Brooklyn Guy shrugged before going back to dancing
and so everybody danced and danced in the night all having fun and glad for this entire show to be over finally...
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"bye guys!" Cucumber waved goodbye before MePhone4 teleported him away as he did with the others as well now leaving Donut, Candle, Lilith Monotaro and Taco alone...
"so this is goodbye again?" Monotaro whimpered
"it's going to be alright...I wouldn't have won if it wasn't for you, thank you for everything bro" Donut then hugged Monotaro who started to sob
"oh I'm going to miss you all so much!" Monotaro cried
"us too" Lilith gave him a sad smile
"yeah yeah just go away already" MePhone4 groaned before teleporting Monotaro away.
"alright time for me to go now I guess" Lilith sighed
"you did your best Lilith, it was admiring" Donut told her
"thanks, not really upset about losing...just happy to finally go home" Lilith smiled
"goodbye Lilith...i won't forget you" Candle gave her a small wave as Lilith smiled before MePhone4 teleported her away
"ugh there, finally sent her home...happy now viewers?" MePhone4 grumbled
"well...we should go next" Candle said as Taco sighed
"yes...I'd like to leave this stinkhole too" Taco grunted
"alright...it was a fun time being here with you all, and Taco? you'll win someday..don't forget that okay?" Donut smiled
"humph, of course i would...goodbye you rounded idiot" Taco smirked
"goodbye Donut, please take care of yourself!" Candle waved at him as Taco did too before MePhone4 teleported them away.
"okay donut you're the only contestant left in the Island...how do you feel about winning?" Chef Pee Pee asked
"i guess...happy, not about the prize obviously but..hey i still won which is enough for me, and everyone else did well too...I'm thankful for this experience and if i could do it again?...then maybe yes, yes I will!" Donut smiled happily
"admiring...but think about it, an Arby's gift card is still the greatest prize ever eh?" MePhone4 smiled
"JUST SEND ME HOME YOU MORON!" Donut yelled angrily before MePhone4 groaned and finally sent the winner away as he was now left with the puppets
"okay York and Bigfoot were sent back too, now we're all alone...ready to go home ourselves" Chef Pee Pee sighed as he stood around the circle of talk which was now empty....no more of the contestants
"yeah...i guess i can endure Karen, i just feel tired" Brooklyn Guy sighed
"alright...thanks for everything by the way you both, i know that I wasn't the greatest boss but...here" MePhone4 generated a large bag of money for them
"woah!" Chef Pee Pee gasped
"now this is what I'm talking about!" Brooklyn Guy chuckled
"heh...listen, if i ever make TCB 2 then would you both...ya know?" MePhone4 looked down with a sad face
"well...I'll think about it when the time comes, you're not that bad of a person honestly...I'm actually going to miss you a lot" Chef Pee Pee said with a sincere voice
"yeah me too, you're a good friend MePhone" Brooklyn Guy smiled
MePhone4 smiled back before nodding
"alright then, goodbye you both!" MePhone4 waved as the puppets waved back before they were teleported away leaving the host all alone in the camp...
he looked at the moon with a sentimental look before taking a deep sigh
he then turns over to face the camera before smiling slowly
"well...this was it you all, the finale...some may like it may not...but in the end we did it, and Donut won...nice i guess, thank you all so much for your messages and gifts...i know i know, what a stupid prize...but hey what can you do about my goofy ahh? anyways I guess this is the end for now...i hope to see you guys another day in the future, this was Total Crossover Battle...hosted by me, MePhone4 and my friends Brooklyn T Guy and Chef Pee Pee...we're signing off now...goodbye!" MePhone4 waved at the camera as it slowly panned above and all the way up to show the layout of the island before a text came up which read THE END in all caps and bright colors before finally the screen faded to black...
THE END, THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME EVERYONE!
Notes:
and thus this awful fanfic comes to an end...thank you so much for taking the time to send your messages, and also i apologize for the bad episodes...trust me they're embarrassing to me...but yeah i had fun writing this and i hope you enjoyed reading it, if you wish to then make sure to look for my next fanfic which would include Liekable, Cherzi and Flower along with Y/n...hell maybe even Mr.Madness too as they stumble upon a strange time with a lot of mysteries to solve...this was Total Crossover Battle and i hope it was enjoyable...thank you :)
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