everyone likes you

by itzWeirdisaac

Summary:

Zim does not accept that his life was a lie, no, never!

After contacting his leaders one last time and discovering that he has been tricked, he decides that if he cannot conquer the land for Irk, he will conquer the land for himself, Irken or not, all will bow to Zim.

Thanks to a stupid Gir show, Zim has an idea, to make everyone adore him, love him.

Well, all we can do is that after this, Zim can learn from his mistakes.

Notes:

After Zim discovers that his life is technically a sham, Zim is devastated by the cold reality that has fallen upon his shoulders.

But he is Zim, and doing things a normal Irken would do didn't include him.

Chapter 1: Perfurmes has "P" for perfection.

Zim grabbed the first thing he saw in front of him and threw it at the wall, a loud thud was heard throughout the silent Irken lab, and was only followed by more and more sounds of things being destroyed.

How could they? how dare they?

Never in his hundred years had he dared to contradict any choice Irk made, no matter how stupid, idiotic, or suicidal any of Irk's choices were, he had never dared to question anything, absolutely nothing.

And now he, who has always done everything for Irk, who has always adored Irk, is being kicked off his planet to a horrible little planet like Urth, how dare they?

He remembers all the horrible moments he spent in Urth, when he arrived and Dib wasted no time in chasing him like crazy, when he killed Dib with simple pigs, when he had to make that "friendship" just to fit in Urth with a madman named Keef, and how he had to rip the nasty green orbs out of him to get him to leave him alone, and how these days he grabs that squirrel like it's the last thing he has in his miserable life, and all his sacrifices would be in vain?

Zim gets up from his chair and screams, an inhuman, high-pitched scream, but of rage and pain too, he couldn't accept it, he didn't want to accept it.

"Computer! take Zim upstairs now! !" shout Zim.

"Ugh" the computer made its typical tired sound "and what's the magic word?" the machine mocked Zim.

Zim grabbed his left antenna angrily "YOU INSOLENT WORM, OBEY ZIM OR I'LL DISCONNECT YOU STRING BY STRING MYSELF" Shouted Zim threatening the computer pointing his claw to the ceiling.

The computer went quiet and a tube quickly pulled Zim to the upstairs of the house, Zim didn't even smile for making the computer obey him, he was just angry.

When Zim reached the top of the house, he almost felt his Pak turn off in anger, paint and traces of chalk were on the walls, apart from the thousands and thousands of broken chalks on the floor of the house and the food clustered in the corners, in the room, a robot In a dog costume he could be seen eating his pizza and watching whatever cartoon was on TV, Zim felt the anger rise inside him again.

"GIR! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY HOUSE" Zim screamed angrily and pulled his antennae in desperation and rage, he hated human food, it had germs.

"HAHA! Human babies came here and put on music! They paid me with chalk and made a giraffe! And I ate one of them who had flour on his nose, he was making cake! I love cake" Gir shouted from the living room.

"Shit, shit, SHIT! GIR, WHY CAN YOU NEVER HELP ME WITH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING?"' Zim shouted from the kitchen but was only answered with a laugh and after a few minutes a door slammed, indicating that the robot had left.

Zim pulled his antennae so hard he quickly ripped them off, his Pak quickly set to work on new antennae, Zim wasn't concerned about his well being, all he wanted to do was scream.

He put the claws in his face and started to think, he was so angry, so angry, but he got a wave of a strange feeling coming from his Pak, as if he was being watched.

Zim looked around, and quickly saw, one of the cameras that Dib-shit had installed in HIS house, oh, today was definitely the wrong day to mess with Zim, Zim took off one of his gloves making the apparition of his claw and he let out an inhuman sound, jumping on top of the camera and scratching it like an animal, after that he stomped again and again on the camera, until only pieces were left.

It's not possible, would anyone ever take him seriously? would everyone always see him as a joke, an Irken made only to serve as a joke and full of false hopes?

From the magenta eyes, pink liquids came out of his eyes, sounds of crying filled the empty and lifeless house, and Zim covered his sight with his claws in the form of protection, he felt deceived.

His throat started to hurt as the first sobs started to appear, it burn, that's how he felt, he would rather stay out in the rain than feel his false hopes come out of him, even if the Irk society continued to laugh at him behind his back, he would rather that than feel useless.

"Kiara, please forgive me, I didn't mean to do this" Zim heard from outside her house.

Zim felt irritated again, could these horrible humans not even shut their filthy mouths even in his own home?

Zim quickly got up and dusted off his clothes, he snapped his fingers and the computer's claws descended and put on his wig and his fake pale purple eyes, Zim wiped the traces of the pink liquid from his eyes and adjusted his posture and path to at his window ready to yell at whoever is out there, but the scene outside surprised him quite a bit.

A stupid man was crying in front of the sidewalk literally kneeling in front of a human woman, the human woman seemed to be angry with the boy's attitude, because the girl's reaction was to slap the human boy in the face and stomp off in anger , but not even the human's strong slap was enough to make the human leave her alone and he continued behind her crawling to her feet.

The scene left Zim perplexed and confused, how could a human humble himself to the point of kneeling before someone? and beyond that of her own race, it seemed some kind of strange worship, that human female was a powerful leader of the humans? no, it had to be more than that, not even the stupid Irken drones humbled themselves as much as that pathetic human, what made him act like that, he needed to know.

"Computer!" Zim gave a high-pitched scream.

"Yes?" For the first time, Zim heard his computer's voice without its usual bored tone, which he admitted was kind of weird, but not bad.

"Why is that pathetic, stupid human kneeling down to a female of his own race, is she some kind of leader of that wretched race?" said Zim.

"No, that must be the human's girlfriend, boyfriends or girlfriends are loving companions of humans, who serve for emotional and psychological support, someone who gives comfort and meets basic human needs, such as affection, kisses, and hugs" said the computer.

"Girlfriend huh? So does that mean that if someone falls in love with Zim, they're willing to do that kind of thing?" Zim said and looked up at the ceiling, a lopsided smile appearing on his face.

"It's not like that, that should be an unhealthy relationship or human emotional dependence, as boyfriends or girlfriends are the mental comfort of their partners, they can end up getting too attached to them, causing them to have another psychological disease, called by humans,obsession" said the computer.

"Obsession? What is obsession?" asked Zim with a very visibly doubtful face.

"Ugh, obsession is a psychological illness caused by emotional dependence, some of the symptoms are the constant need to stay close to the person, fear of losing the person even if he is on your side, things like that" said the computer, already irritated with the Zim's curiosity.

"Obsession? It's exactly what Zim needs!" Zim said and struck a victory pose.

"What?" The computer asked, because unlike Zim, he knows exactly how dangerous human mental illnesses are.

"Duh!" Zim said as if it were more than obvious "if every human on this piece of land called Urth had this so-called "obsession" on Zim, Zim would be able to do this much easier, without more Dib-thing,because he would be too busy admiring Zim,no more annoying, idiotic fellow humans, because they'll be kneeling to Zim, no more trouble, because this whole ridiculous planet would be at Zim's feet, what a genius I am!" shouted Zim.

"Master" for the first time, the computer called Zim by his status, but his voice sounded scared "if I were you, I wouldn't mess with emotions and the human brain, some are strong, but when the brain is "damaged" the human can get out of its normal state, please find another method" said the computer trying in every way to change Zim's mind, but it was in vain.

"No,computer!" Zim yelled "Zim doesn't want to be another joke in Irk society, he is an invader and ALWAYS will be! I want to conquer this planet, NOW!" Zim yelled, stamping his foot on the floor.

The computer made an irritated sound, like a parental unit angry at its human child "and how do you intend to do that?" said the computer.

That's when Zim realized, he didn't have the slightest idea how to do this and doing it manually was NOT an option, Zim heard the screams from the Gir cartoon that was still playing, he turned to the TV to turn it off , when something caught his eye.

The rabbit character hands a vial with a heart to the bear character, who puts it in a glass and drinks all the pink liquid, the bear's pupils dilate into hearts, and he starts to act strange, as well as the human was acting with the human female.

"AHA!" Zim yelled, sticking his face into the screen "That's it! That's what Zim will do!" He said and pointed at the TV.

"A love potion?" the computer said, as if it were the stupidest thing he had ever heard, and it was.

"It won't be just any "Luv potion", it will be the best, most amazing potion that ever existed in Urth!" shouted Zim "with this, I'll be able to colonize Urth, and better! make all humans my slaves!" Zim said and laughed.

Zim turned off the TV and threw the control into a pile of nachos that Gir had left, he snapped his fingers and the wig and lens were removed from his body, he grinned "COMPUTER! take me to the lab, we have a lot to do"

_

Zim watched the empty vial in his hand, that was it, Zim depended only on that weakling for Urth's dominance, that was all, Zim didn't have a bottle, but he thought a human spray bottle would do.

"Computer!" shouted Zim.

"Ugh, won't I have peace today?" said the computer in a tired tone.

"As awesome as Zim is, he knows absolutely nothing about human spicology, or what he needs, so Zim will need you" he pointed to the ceiling "do this for Zim, now" he ordered.

"I can't take it anymore.." said the computer, well, it couldn't do anything to change Zim's mind in any way, the spray was snatched from Zim's hand and three liquids of different colors started to mix together and one small explosion was heard, Zim even got scared.

Two human pills were added to the liquid and it started bubbling, another vial was picked up by the computer, it was a gooey pink liquid, Zim's face was pure disgust with whatever that goo is.

The computer put the vial of bubbling liquid on the table and the gooey liquid in Zim's hand, who made a small grunt of disgust.

"Here this one, this bubbling potion is the base potion, which will awaken human emotional addiction, the other is the main potion, which will awaken human love, put just A BIT of this in the bubbling potion, now leave me alone!" the computer said and a beeping sound was heard, indicating that the computer had shut down.

while still holding the potion, Zim ran to the bubbling potion and observed it, but quickly backed off, by Irk, that smell was horrible! Is this what human love smells like?, Zim grabbed one of his numerous gas masks and put one on, he looked at the pink potion and made a grunt of annoyance, a little? no, Zim didn't have time for the weak human mind to process anything, he wants immediate effects!

Zim simply threw the entire pink potion into the bubbling potion, he saw the flask sink and melt with the potion turning acidic, a gigantic explosion noise was heard and made Zim move away quickly, a shade of pink flooded the entire laboratory, thankfully he was wearing a mask, Zim approached the bottle and smiled, the change was much more than visible, it was an intense bright pink, perfect.

He grabbed the vial with his two gloves, that was it, his plan was starting to work, but he needed to make sure that not only would it work, he wanted the plan to come out perfect! impeccable, no flaws.

He needs human guinea pigs, any one would serve, he didn't care much for that,until in his mind came who would be the perfect person to be his guinea pig; Dib.

Stupid, disgusting, huge head! horrible terrestrial human, he made his life in Urth worse than it should be,he despises him, he hates and despises him, but he would be the perfect guinea pig for the experiment, if it worked, he would create a legion of idiot humans and no brains, and if it went wrong, well, he wouldn't care a bit if Dib died anyway.

"Computer!" Zim screamed, but quickly remembered that he had turned off, it always took about an hour or two before he turned back on again, Zim slapped his own head and ran towards the manual elevator, he had huge plans from now on.

_

A human with an abnormally large head was looking at his computer in panic, how dare he, how dare that space filth dare to damage one of his cameras, Dib felt his blood boil with rage when he remembered the amount of lies he had to put in the head of his dad to get those damn cameras, and how many damn video games did he have to buy to Gaz for helping him, and now he thinks he has the right to just break one of his cameras?

Dib let out a scream of rage as he grabbed his lightning-shaped lock, his screams were quickly drowned out by his sister's reprimand.

"Dib! I swear if you make me lose this level, I'll give you a real reason to scream!" shouted the girl from the next room.

Dib muffled his screams and put his hands in his hair and started hitting his head on the table, that camera he had was the one with the most visibility of the Zim base, what was he going to do now?

He looked at his wall where there were thousands, billions, trillions of pictures of Zim and theories about Zim and his Irken race, the wallpaper in his room was literally just Zim, tacks were everywhere holding all those theories he made for as long as he could remember, well, since he was twelve, everything before that was a blur of memory, but now he's twenty, and even though he's still working for his dad, he's refused to let go his obsession with Zim, even though Zim's plans are not the most evil in the world, they still cause harm to society, he is afraid that when Zim does something really big, he will be on the other side of the world watching boring science meetings.

 

"You have a diabolical mind, space demon" said the man looking at his wall of theories.

"Zim appreciates the praise, stupid human, but no praise can save you now." a childish voice full of evil was heard behind Dib.

Dib quickly turned around, facing the alien entering through his window, his Pak legs making a huge noise through the metal, Zim's eyes were not visible, since on his face was a gas mask, and in his hand, a kind of spray.

"Zim, you space worm! What the fuck are you doing here?!" shouted Dib.

Zim finally finished going through the window of Dib's room and extended his arms "Congratulations, you stupid and pathetic human! You have been given the privilege of being useful to Zim, a laboratory rat" Zim said and started to let out a laugh muffled by the mask.

Dib reacted quickly, he grabbed one of the tacks and held it, he felt the thousands of paper falling "Well, space boy, it looks like you want to fight, doesn't it? Let's see what you are capable of" said Dib pointing the tack to Zim.

Another muffled laugh rang through the room, after a few seconds Zim spoke again "Oh Dib-beast, I'm not here to fight, that's not my plan anymore"

Dib lowered his guard a little, that was strange to hear, especially from his mortal enemy who was always so narcissistic, but his eyes widened when he aimed the spray in Dib's direction.

"At least not in the traditional way, not anymore" the alien said and sprayed.

The room quickly began to take on a pink hue and Dib tried to hurt Zim, but fell in the middle of the process, Zim quickly closed the window so that the smell would not come out, the smell began to affect Dib more and more, which began starting to feel dizzy and retching, the pink faded, and Dib finally managed to get up ready to kill Zim.

"Haha, another stupid plan as usual Zim, now you're going to be MY lab rat!" Dib said and raised his arm to grab Zim.

But, something was wrong, was it your imagination or did Zim suddenly get cuter?

Chapter 2: first victim

Summary:

It seems that the potion really worked, who knew, isn't it true?

and who would make a better first victim than this big-headed human.

The room suddenly became silent, when the silence was broken by a tiny sound, the little tack had fallen from Dib's hand, Zim couldn't see well with that mask, so he moved a little backwards to open the window, he got scared when Dib followed in his footsteps, but didn't make any sudden movements, Zim slowly opened the window and let the fresh air of the street in, then removed the mask from his head.

When Zim took off his mask, his antennae quickly popped out, the first thing Zim noticed was Dib's eyes, which went from yellow to a strong shade of red, probably because of the yellow and pink mixture of the potion, the second thing was that Dib was panting, he breathed through his mouth and his breathing could be easily heard, Zim even let out a laugh, Dib's reactions were really funny.

"Well Dib-thing, where's all your courage now? Come on,attack Zim if you ca-AH!"

Dib jumped on Zim like an animal and began to wrap him in his arms as if he let go of Zim and he would die, the hug was not loving as human creatures did with each other, it was strong and hurt, and Dib seemed to want to hold Zim more than that protect him.

"DIB-BEAST, WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?! LEAVE ZIM, NOW" Zim demanded from the human boy, but the hug only got stronger.

Zim managed to release his claw and was ready to scratch Dib, but his claw was grabbed again and he felt Dib's hand holding his face, which he saw made him shudder with fear, Dib had the same wide smile as when he arrived in Urth, that scary smile with thousands of teeth that didn't seem to have beginning or end, it gave horrible memories to Zim, who quickly began to squirm more and more in Dib's arms.

"Dib! Zim demands that you release me-AH!" Zim screamed.

Zim felt Dib's teeth biting his skin, dark blue blood began to come out of his skin quickly, it was at that moment that Zim lost patience and activated his Pak legs, one of his Pak legs sank into Dib's arm, Zim let go a very audible sound of surprise, but not out of concern for Dib, what scared him was Dib's lack of reaction, he didn't do anything, he just stood there, looking at him, it was scary.

"Dib-thing..what the hell..?" Zim got a little scared, is that what the computer was trying to warn him about? no, it just must be the way human worship worked, it was weird, scary.

A hoarse laugh was heard, Zim's eyes widened when he felt something grab one of his legs Pak "Have you ever been told how beautiful you are, Zim?" he heard Dib's hoarse voice speak to him, when he felt Dib grabbing his leg Pak he screamed, the loudest scream he could, even Dib got scared but didn't let go.

Zim heard heavy footsteps coming from outside Dib's room, he wondered who it was as he tried desperately to release Dib's hand from his leg Pak, he heard someone turning the doorknob but it was locked, Dib looked at the door and quickly let go of Zim's Pak leg and grabbed him again, not again!

Silence

A screeching sound of the door breaking was heard, the door was left with a huge hole, outside, Dib's sister had a look of anger on her face, she was with a bat and after breaking the first part of the door she didn't stop.

"DIB! YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT, YOU MADE ME REPEAT A FUCKIN' LEVEL!" The girl broke the rest of the door and opened the door, still with the bat in her hand.

Dib grabbed a rope from the top of his table and broke one of Zim's Pak legs, he let out an absurdly loud scream, the pain was the perfect distraction for him to tie Zim's claws, after that he put his head under the bed and from there he took a knife, but what in the name of Irk was happening?!

When Gaz finished going through the door she found her brother jumping over her pointing the knife at her eyes, but she was quick and hit Dib with the bat in the face, but he still on the ground grabbed Gaz's leg and stuck the knife in her foot, Gaz screamed and fell to the ground too and Dib didn't miss the opportunity and tried to stick the knife in her belly, but she punched him in the mouth.

Zim took advantage of the distraction of the two and took advantage of the fact that his legs were free and he ran to the window, he didn't care about the fall, he simply threw himself from the window "NO!" he heard Dib's voice when he jumped, but he had already escaped.

_

When Zim took off his gas mask, he felt his heart skip a beat, his antennae sticking out were so cute, and god, those eyes..ah! those eyes, were simply the most wonderful thing he had ever seen, beautiful magenta orbs showed the darkest part of space.

When Zim started to speak, he didn't hear anything, but even though he didn't hear anything he loved that voice, he doesn't know why, but he could spend hours and hours just listening to Zim talk about his plans to conquer the earth just to hear that voice ,it was the most wonderful thing for him.

he didn't want to, a very deep part of his mind was saying no, don't trust Zim, don't believe him, don't be near him, he's an alien, a space nascist monster, but most of his mind was screaming to touch him. lo, feel that incredible green skin without any blemishes, grab his greenish face and stare at those beautiful magenta orbs.

He felt a painful shiver on his skin, his mind even ached for an instant, but when it passed he felt like an animal, he jumped on top of Zim and began to sniff him, with the hate and possessiveness, what the fuck did to me, space boy.

So useless, so narcissistic, so monstrous, so spacey, so glamorous, so beautiful, so mine.

Zim to him was the most wonderful thing that had ever dared walk the earth, he was always so confident, so full of himself, bragged so much about how amazing he was, and now here he was, with a confused look below him, and deep in his eyes, fear.

"Have you ever been told how beautiful you are, Zim" he said, he looked down at Zim, his Pak, it was something he was always curious about Zim, what exactly did he do? Was it just an Irken self-defense weapon? Zim was always so protective of this thing, how would he act if he got it?

He grabbed the Pak hard, he felt the hardness and coldness of the metal or what he supposed the Pak was made of, but he recoiled when Zim let out a scream, he felt his eardrums ring with Zim's scream, but that didn't Dib having a negative reaction, what more reactions could he get from Zim grabbing his Pak, fear? despair? cry? oh, how he would love to see Zim cry.

Dib was startled when he heard an absurdly loud noise from his door, he looked at the door and saw Gaz, she was yelling at him for apparently "make her repeat a level", only one thing came to his clouded mind "don't let her get Zim", Dib grabbed Zim's Pak leg that was sunk inside his arm and broke it, he took advantage of Zim's apparent pain and grabbed a rope on top of his table and grabbed him, he needs to hide Zim, she wouldn't catch him ,he was HIS alien, HE discovered him, HE who always fought for him, not his sister.

After tying Zim, Dib stuck his huge head under the bed, he saw the variety of weapons, which originally served to kill Zim or make his dreamy autopsy, but now the threat was another, his sister.

When he sees that Gaz finished going through the door, he jumped on her aiming right in his eyes, but he feels an absurd pain when Gaz hits his head with the bat, he falls to the ground with his head hurting like hell, but his body acted automatically, he stuck the knife in her foot, he jumped on top of her and tried to stick the knife in her belly, but he felt Gaz's fist hitting his mouth and he fell to the ground, feeling the blood drain from his mouth.

Dib and Gaz started a fight, with Gaz kicking him in the stomach and Dib punching Gaz in the face, he still lying upside down looked at Zim, he was running away, HIS ALIEN WAS RUNNING AWAY, he couldn't let it! he yelled, but he couldn't get out from under Gaz because the fight was still going on, Dib who was desperate that Zim was running away and with Gaz's hatred kicks her hand and finally manages to take the bat out of her hand, Gaz's eyes widen opened and she was ready to jump on top of Dib, when a gloved hand held her by the shirt collar.

"WHAT IN THE NAME OF SCIENCE IS GOING ON HERE?!" Their father finally showed up, and he didn't look happy at all, after all, his children were about to kill each other.

_

Zim felt the hard concrete hit his belly as he fell from Dib's bedroom window, it hurt like hell, Zim grabbed his communicator and quickly pressed the image of Gir, when the robot finally answered the call, he could see that he was in a room with neon lights, human teenagers, food on the floor and whatever that white powder Gir talks about.

"GIR! COME GET ME AT DIB'S HOUSE,HURRY!" Zim screamed grabbing his belly.

"YAY! I'M IN A HOUSE OF LIGHTS, THE MUSIC IS SO LOUD, THERE'S A LOT OF GIRAFFES HERE, THE GIRAFFES ARE PINK, YOU ARE PINK!" Gir yelled into the communicator and then hung up, Zim felt the anger seep into his Pak and he let out a scream.

Zim still clutching his belly activated his Pak legs, he saw one of his Pak legs broken in half because of Dib, Zim let out a grunt of anger at the memory of Dib breaking his Pak leg, stupid and disgusting human.

He started running with his Pak legs, what went wrong? Dib should obey him, adore him, but what went wrong? Dib's stupid brain must still be getting used to the effects of the potion, that must be it, and when the effects really work, he can finally create a legion of human slaves and show Tallest that he is not defective, after all he is Zim!

Zim got home at home and locked the door, he was so excited at the idea of finally, finally, showing Tallest that he was an important Irken, how silly Zim, you were always important.

"COMPUTER!" he screamed.

The sound of the computer restarting was heard, followed by his typical irritated sound, Zim just rolled his eyes and opened his Pak, taking the potion that was inside, still full.

"Listen to me you piece of old tin, take this human potion and double, no, triple it, I have a good feeling about this!" Zim said and let out his victorious laugh, ah, winning was never so easy.