All is Fair in Love and War

by Anonymous

Summary:

Harry Potter Texting AU, modern setting and Drarry. Is this dumb? yes. Is this a mess? also yes. Does it have plot? maybe. Wrong Number? definitely.

 

this... started off... as a joke. it.. turned into an almost 90k weird ass texting format story... with the plot changing every minute or so. im. so. scared of my potential.

if i can write an 100k fanfic about draco malfoy & harry potter being dumb fucks and flirting with one another thru text messages, what can i accomplish with other stories and better plot?

(give this a read if u like chaos, cause this is it bbygurls, ++draco&harry being dumb fucks nd flirting terribly :D)

Notes:

this was an excuse to write harry and draco texting each other and being flirty lolol

Chapter 1: Friday, 11th of August

Today at 12:04 A.M, Harry Potter's Phone

Chat Room: GoldenTrio

Ron : Harry
Ron : Budfy
Ron : best bro
Ron : HARRY
Ron : r u coming to Ginny's birthday???

Hermione : Ronald we all were invited, of course Harry will come.

Harry : wahts up
Harry : srry just googled what 15 year olds can do
Harry: listen to this, in greece and france the legal age of consent is 15??

Hermione : Harry, why are you googling this?

Harry : idk got curious
Harry : dont know why i didnt do it last year

Ron : huh
Ron : i think in Japan its 13

Harry : WHAT
Harry : HUH

Hermione : Please tell me you're kidding Ronald.

Ron : idk ask google

Hermione : Google can be wrong...

Ron : ok sure anf the earth is flat

Harry : please stop dont start the flat earth shit
Harry : back to the topic?
Harry : Yes Ronald, I will be at your sister's, Ginerva Weasley's birthday.

Ron : please stop talking like that
Ron : you sound like hermione

Hermione : And what's that supposed to mean?

Ron : nothing mione <3

Harry : i dont want to see mum and dad kiss stop it ronald

Ron : just cause you're left single
Ron : lol

Harry : FUCK U RON
Harry : SHE DUMPED ME IT WASNT MY FAULT

Hermione : You did avoid her for a while.

Harry : she was seeing cedric diggory behind my back hermione

Hermione : And you didn't know that TILL she broke up with you.

Harry : FURHTERMORE PROVES MY POINT
Harry : instead of talking to me yk like a good girlfriend would porbbaly
Harry : idk dont have many experiences there

Ron : lol

Harry : instead she breaks up with me abruptly and then a week later she's going on a date with him
Harry : and then they start dating.

Ron : u compalin too much about cho

Harry : Ronald

Ron : Harold

Harry : who was it that opened your eyes
Harry : to the blatant
Harry : obvious
Harry : feelings you had for our
Harry : dearest bestest and smartest of friends
Harry : hermione granger?

Ron : hmmm
Ron : Pretty sure it was Neville
Ron : yea it was him

Harry : fuck off
Harry : you two wouldnt be dating if i didnt match-make you
Harry : smh
Harry : like setting up two toddlers for a playdate

Ron : with Neville's and Lavender's help bro
Ron : my ex and our other friend
Ron : like
Ron : u couldnt have asked anyone other?

Harry : she was already over you and wanted you to stop brooding around so yes
Harry : ms brown helped delightfully

Hermione : That was very nice of her, yes.
Hermione : In fact, it broadened our friendship now.

Ron : i remember you trying to rip her head off just a year ago..

Hermione : But we have turned over a new leaf, Ron, she and I agree to stay friends and roommates.

Harry : very glad for you, mione
Harry : bros before hoes

Ron : what..
Ron : thats not even what she said

Harry : the statement stays

Ron : lol
Ron : WAIT

Hermione : What is it Ron?

Ron : i wanted to ask harry if he had a present for ginny
Ron : and i totally blanked out

Harry : oh no

Hermione : Ronald Weasley.

Ron : Mione have I ever told you before that you are so beautiful it hurts to look at you?

Hermione : Have you..

Ron : such pretty eyes that you can get lost in
Ron : I need a map to get me out of your trance
Ron : such beautiful embers

Harry : embers???
Harry : what is this?? wattpad??
Harry : are you gonna call her eyes orbs now as well?

Ron : harry stfu

Hermione : forgotten to get a gift for your own sister?!

Ron : TO BE FAIR IT WAS THE TWINS WHO STOLE MY ORIGINAL IDEA TO GET HER A NEW BROOMSTICK

Harry : omg
Harry : wait i wanted to get her that

Ron : oh fuck

Hermione : I cannot believe you two.

Harry : ron, meet me in diagon alley in like 25 minutes and we'll find something

Hermione : I'm coming with you, I doubt you'll know what to give a 15-year old.

Ron : hermione granger i love you

Hermione : Shut up and go get ready. We need to get a present quickly.
Hermione : I love you too btw

Harry : aww mum and dad are getting along

Hermione : Harry James Potter

Harry : omw
Harry : jeez

 

 

Today at 13:50 P.M

Unknown : You know, I don't really trust you, but.
Unknown : Get the stuff and we'll talk about the payment with the evidence.

Harry : what
Harry : new phone who dis

Unknown : Cedric Diggory, I swear to god neither of us have time for these games.

Harry : oh
Harry : fuck no
Harry : im not cedric diggory
Harry : why that arsehole all the time

Unknown : What?
Unknown : This isn't Cedric Diggory's number?

Harry : this might come as a shocker but Cedric gives out my phone number for fucking fun sometimes
Harry : so sorry if you got your hopes high

Unknown : What? No, he's an arse.
Unknown : I don't care about Diggory, he just promised some stuff to my friends for a birthday party we'll be throwing.
Unknown : He can't weasel out of a promise that easily with me.

Harry : oh
Harry : huh
Harry : well is it safe to assume you're a student at Hogwarts?

Unknown : Huh.
Unknown : Wizard/Witch too?
Unknown : I geninuely didn't expect that.
Unknown : Don't go sharing this number like Diggory.

Harry : he's already doing it with mine
Harry : want his actual number though?

Unknown : Yes, because the git likes to get away with promises.

Harry : well deserved
Harry : do your worst with grilling the hufflepuff slime

Harry shared a Number with Unknown

Unknown : Oh, you'll see him with a limp at Nine and Three Quarters when he drops his little Girlfriend off.
Unknown : And maybe a bruise, or two.

Harry : haha
Harry : cant wait

 

Today at 15:55 P.M 

Chat Room: familyPotter

Mum : Harry
Mum : are you at the Burrow already? You aren’t in your room

Harry : ron and i needed to rush to diagon alley but we went back together with hermione
Harry : sorry i didnt tell you

Mum : Oh no that's alright sweetheart I was just worried

Dad : Diagon Alley?
Dad : did you forget a present for Ginny?

Harry : no!
Harry : me and Ron just so happened to be fooled by the twins

Mum : they bought the same thing you bought for Ginny?

Harry : ginny doesnt need 4 different individual brooms now does she?

Dad : please tell me you bought something else than a broom now

Harry : dad
Harry : we had hermione

Dad : I stand corrected.

Mum : where was that girl all our life?

Dad : she's a mini you lils

Mum : that's what Remus said as well

Dad : yeah but less ginger

Mum : Okay, Harry your father will not be coming with us to the Burrow

Dad : oi
Dad : i take it back im sorry

Harry : lmao

Dad : I'll be picking up padfoot and moony anyway

Harry : will wormtail come along again?

Dad : he can't today sadly

Harry : aw
Harry : he's been abroad a lot recently

Dad : I am 99% convinced he's just somewhere in the Caribbeans enjoying the hot weather with Mary and cocktails

Mum : you dont know Mary as much as you'd like to.

Dad : aw
Dad : shucks
Dad : *skedaddles away*

Mum : James..

Harry : lmfao
Harry : what does he even do tho

Dad : Wormtail?
Dad : i honestly dont know

Mum : He's been abroad for the past 5 years and you have no clue what he's doing?
Mum : Your best friend? Of almost 20 years?

Dad : I've been very busy, love

Mum : With what?

Dad : lots of stuff
Dad : like teaching Harry how to drive!

Mum : Does that include the accident in the parking lot?

Dad : I hadn't seen the tree either
Dad : i think me and Harry need to get new prescriptions for glasses

Harry : yes

Mum : We'll go check next week, but the point stands.
Mum : You have 6 eyes, why wasn't Sirius helping?

Harry : he fell asleep in the backseat
Harry : said i was driving so slow it reminded him of the exams in school that he just collapsed onto the seats

Dad : Pads has a problem with falling asleep in our car Lils, im starting to think we need to contact Remus

Mum : At this point should I worry about a potential divorce between them?

Dad : lily
Dad : Its Remus and Sirius

Mum : You're right
Mum : The day they get a divorce is the day we're six feet off the ground

Dad : off?

Harry : abducted by Aliens
Harry : i was watching a lot of movies about aliens with mum for the week you were gone dad

Dad : What?? Without me?? I am so hurt

Harry : it was mainly e.t bc mum thought i couldn't handle the big gorey ones

Mum : You get sick at the sight of blood dear

Harry : that was one time mum!
Harry : i was 10
Harry : i am a big boy now

Mum : Oh, I know sweetheart.
Mum : But I still don't want you to watch those movies.

Dad : it’s alright harry
Dad : we'll watch it together

Mum : James.

Dad : just kidding haha
Dad : we'll be at the Burrow in half an hour Harry, let Molly know

Harry : okay

 

 

Today at 16:18 P.M

Harry : we are watching those alien movies though
Harry : right?

Dad : of course
Dad : im driving dont text me or your mum will ground the both of us

Harry : lol ok

 

 

Today at 17:31 P.M

Ginny : Where did you go?

Harry : rons room
Harry : sorry
Harry : i didnt think you invited this many people

Ginny : im sorry
Ginny : its just some people from Gryffindor House
Ginny : you know, Neville Seamus and Dean
Ginny : Lavander and Parvati as well

Harry : and Luna Lovegood

Ginny : my Girlfriend, yes

Harry : hey im proud of you!
Harry : but kinda confused why you wanted to come out on your birthday?

Ginny : because I wanted this to be the very first birthday were we spend it as Girlfriends. Didn't you feel like that with Cho?

Harry : Cho is very different from Luna

Ginny : right, sorry I didnt mean to

Harry : aw no gin its fine
Harry : i just need a minute up here on my own before going back down

Ginny : you still get these panic attacks?

Harry : i dont know
Harry : and i dont think this was a panic attack
Harry : i just wanted to be alone
Harry : i wasn’t hyperventilating like last time

Ginny : that is good?

Harry : very good
Harry : it means the breathing exercises work

Ginny : You dont have to talk about it Harry

Harry : no its fine
Harry : but you should go off and eat cake, im coming down right now so dont worry

Ginny : You can leave if you feel uncomfortable with the crowd?
Ginny : You know everyone here likes and cares about you Harry
Ginny : they wouldn't want to hurt you

Harry : of course, I know
Harry : btw, do you like my present?

Ginny : I was very convinced you and Ron just decided to buy the same piece twice

Harry : what?? Nooo
Harry : listen we were like one of the only ones who knew about you and luna so we thought it would've been cute to have like a secret matching necklace
Harry : why else would the other necklace be a eagle?

Ginny : you guys were so obvious
Ginny : but me and Luna love them, we are wearing them right now so thank you Harry

Harry : you're welcome Ginny

Ginny : come downstairs so that I can thank you properly

Harry : coming Ma'am

 

 

Today at 19:55 P.M

Chat Room: BurrowFamily+Potters

Ron : can Harry stay for the weekend pls

Mrs. Weasley : No.

Mr. Weasley : Sure
Mr. Weasley : I mean no

Ginny : why???

Mum : We're visiting my Sister tomorrow and she said she wants to make up for how she treated Harry back when he was younger

Dad : I doubt it

Mum : oh shut it James

Harry : im also not happy about it

Ron : is it dudley? man he is such a prick

Mrs. Weasley : Ronald Weasley!

Ron : sorry mum!

Harry : but it is true

Mum : Harry.
Mum : He is your cousin

Harry : and twice my size

Dad : you met him once

Harry : and he broke my nose and glasses
Harry : why are u siding with mum on this dad?? you hate them

Dad : I do not hate your mother's family

Mum : Oh, sure you do

Dad : what

Ron : so Harry cant sleep over?

Mrs. Weasley : No.

 

 

Today at 20:03 P.M

Chat Room: gingersAndh&h

Ginny : well we tried

Hermione : sorry Harry

Harry : its fine
Harry : go enjoy your guys’s most awesomest sleepover party without me
Harry : i'll just make sure i dont get beaten up by my muggle cousin once more

Fred : just send the address 

George : and we'll be on our way

Harry : i dont know if my mum would like it if the whole weasley clan comes running up at Dudley

Hermione : That is not funny, Harry I'm sure it'll be fine.
Hermione : Maybe he has changed?

Harry : mione you never met him.

Hermione : You can't judge a book by it's cover.

Ron : Oh look at the time, lets go watch that super scary alien movie now

Harry : Ronald

Ron : Harold

Harry : fuck you

Ron : love you too mate
Ron : <3

Ginny : the bromance is real

Fred : and heartfelt

George : im shedding tears rn
George : too bad harry cant stay to make out with ron

Fred : wouldve been fun to film

George : rigth???

Harry : fuck off
Harry : i dont kiss gingers

Ron : u wouldnt???

Harry : i mean...
Harry : unless u want to ;)

Hermione : ...

Harry : IM JUST KIDDING
Harry : he's all urs hermi

Hermione : Sigh.

Ginny : lmfao
Ginny : bye Harry

Fred : We'll miss you, ginger kisser

Harry : first of all; ew
Harry : 2nd; i am not going off to war

George : seems like it

Fred : Goodbye comrade, may you come back in all pieces and in good health.

Charlie : pretty sure it cant be that bad

Harry : hey charlie
Harry : i forgot you were here

Charlie : no actually im in New Zealand

Ron : already?!

Charlie : i will be home by tomorrow (probably) to give you ur present ginns

Ginny : omg if its snake skin like last time i will bury you alive

Charlie : no no
Charlie : Its a real present this time lil sis
Charlie : and dw about it
Charlie : i sold that snake skin after you sent it back

Ginny : thank god

Harry : snakes are cool

Charlie : want one?

Harry : dad would scream
Harry : no

Charlie : if you ever change your mind

Harry : i know where to find you

Ron : probably in a ditch with a bunch of lizard eggs and a dragon named Scruffy

Charlie : my bearded dragon is enough for me, Ronald.

Ginny : give Lyla a kiss for me

Charlie : of course, she misses you

Ginny : i miss her as well

Ron : you hate snakes but love lizards, ginny?

Ginny : no
Ginny : Lyla is just different 
Ginny : she's special

Charlie : she is

 

 

Today at 23:48 P.M

Harry : who did you give my number out to now?

Cedric Diggory : No one lmao
Cedric Diggory : Something the matter? I thought we were cool?

Harry : that was before you and cho got together and before you decided to give out my number to strangers
Harry : so who is it?

Cedric Diggory : ok but is it a stranger if they also go to Hogwarts?

Harry : yes??? i still dont know them
Harry : why would you still give out my number?
Harry : they could be a fucking 3rd year for all i know!

Cedric Diggory : He didnt tell you who he was?

Harry : i didnt tell them who i was either
Harry : would it matter?

Cedric Diggory : oh no lmao
Cedric Diggory : its just
Cedric Diggory : a little birdie told me that the guy who messaged you has a crush on you

Harry : what the fuck?
Harry : it was a mistake to tell you im bisexual

Cedric Diggory : hey im sure you'll get along well
Cedric Diggory : he's very charismatic
Cedric Diggory : trust me

Harry : as if im going to trust a word coming out of your mouth
Harry : im not looking for a rebound, cedric.

Cedric Diggory : maybe it'll be more then a rebound, Harry?

Harry : I am not interested, fuck off.
Harry : and dont you have a promise to keep?

Cedric Diggory : ugh that stupid promise

Harry : how did that even happen?

Cedric Diggory : So basically I needed some help for last years newts, mainly potions bc im shit there and snape just hates everyone that isnt in Slytherin
Cedric Diggory : And the guy is like Snape's favorite student or whatever, and he agreed to help me like study and give me cheats or smth
Cedric Diggory : And in turn i'd have to owe him or smth. And ig he decided to use that promise of mine to ask me for alcohol for his friend's birthday party
Cedric Diggory : since im 19

Harry : woah wait
Harry : you are giving underaged kids alcohol???
Harry : what would your father think?

Cedric Diggory : uhh “dont get wasted?”
Cedric Diggory : Anyway, he's not that young and he probably could buy some alcohol next year but his friend is turning 17, legal wizard/witch age so they want a big party with tons of firewhiskey ig
Cedric Diggory : So yeah. I kinda owe it to them sadly

Harry : you know i can print these texts out and have you arrested?

Cedric Diggory : now why would you do that?

Harry : idk

Cedric Diggory : Yes, well, good talk Harry
Cedric Diggory : Have fun with the 'stranger' ;)

Harry : fuck off Diggory

 

 

Today, 12th August at 01:15 A.M

Harry : you asked cedric for booze?

Unknown : And we meet again.
Unknown : Hello.

Harry : why cedric?

Unknown : He was the only one left in my debt and dumb enough to bring booze to a complete stranger if needed.
Unknown : And why, pray tell, do you, a stranger, care if it was Diggory?

Harry : because the weasley twins have better taste.

Unknown : Oh, please don't tell me I'm associating with a Gryffindor?

Harry : and what if you are?

Unknown : I will riot.
Unknown : Gryffindors are too proud and loud, annoying and have no-class.

Harry : please don't tell me you're a Slytherin.

Unknown : and what if I am?

Harry : slytherin's are slimy and posh, bossy and cruel

Unknown : I'd like to say we're idealists. And we're not cruel, you have no sense of humour.

Harry : there's a difference when telling a joke and making fun of someone
Harry : you take a joke too far

Unknown : No, you're just humourless.

Harry changed this contact to Slytherin

Harry : no, you're just cruel.

Slytherin : Again, we have different senses of humour.
Slytherin : I'm not saying we're right or wrong, or that we have some sort of dark and twisted humour, it's just different.

Harry : agree to disagree.

Slytherin : what are you even doing up? It's 1 A.M.

Harry : couldn't sleep
Harry : you?

Slytherin : Insomnia. 

Harry : must be hard.

Slytherin : Devastatingly.
Slytherin : And, I guess you'd be the cause of my lack of sleep, too.
Slytherin : Care to share your name?

Harry : lol no

Slytherin : And you call Slytherins cruel.

Harry : calm down snake, you still take the cake for cruellest Slytherin

Slytherin : Don't call me Snake, sounds like a pet.

Harry : dont you slytherins call each other that?

Slytherin : Precisely, it is fine if it's our own house since we're all used to each other.
Slytherin : It's a form of affection.
Slytherin : But others, like Gryffindors and Hufflepuffs? No, that is not proper.

Harry : that sounds hypocritical
Harry : and form of affection? please
Harry : u dont hear gryffindors calling each other lion

Slytherin : Slytherins are always being prejudiced. I think we are allowed to be a little hypocritical.
Slytherin : And you are proof as well.

Harry : u're saying that as if i hate u
Harry : which i dont
Harry : so it doesnt really prove ur point

Slytherin : Ah, but you will.

Harry : if you're a dick
Harry : cedric is a hufflepuff and i hate him for giving my number to strangers
Harry : among other reasons
Harry : if you dont give me a reason to hate you, you wont have to worry

Slytherin : I am not worried.
Slytherin : Why would I care about a Gryffindor's opinion?

Harry : of course not
Harry : want to tell me your name, oh cruel slytherin?

Slytherin : You won't tell me yours, why should I tell you mine?

Harry : fair
Harry : how about gender? let me know at least if im talking to a boy or a girl

Slytherin : Curious, you are?
Slytherin : But I guess I can give you that.
Slytherin : Boy.
Slytherin : You?

Harry : boy

Slytherin : Okay.

Harry : ok

Slytherin : Well, woah.
Slytherin : What a great chat.

Harry : not my fault its awkward
Harry : but also we should probably sleep now

Slytherin : At least you have some brain cells.
Slytherin : Yes, we should.

Harry : goodnight?

Slytherin : Bye.

Harry : ok, rude

Notes:

I hate myself bc im only educating myself with a little mauraders bc i actually know VERY VERY LITTLE ABOUT THEM. I mean, i would like to put some past jegulus maybe? Wormtail being wormtail and not a traitor? again, i know very little of them but i would love to hear more about them!!! like seriously, if you have any Headcanons i'd like to hear about them!!

Chapter 2: 12th-14th of August

Today, 12th August, at 00:26 A.M., Harry Potter's phone

Harry : dogs or cats

Slytherin : Sleep.

Harry : one or the other

Slytherin : Sleep.

Harry : ok insomniac
Harry : just say so if u're so boring

Slytherin : Bitch over pussy.
Slytherin : Too bad I don't actually like pussy.

Harry : WRF I DIDITN MESN IT LIKE THAT

Slytherin : Sure.

Harry : I DIDNT GET UR HEAD OUT THE GUTTeR WTF
Harry : anyway so u r a moody cat im guessing

Slytherin : I am not.

Harry : a cute moody cat

Slytherin : An annoying bitch.

Harry : was that aimed to me

Slytherin : Maybe.

Harry : i like subtle guys
Harry : jk
Harry : omg do u have a cat patronus

Slytherin : No.

Harry : man that wouldve been perfect

Slytherin : Wouldn't.

Harry : wouldve

Slytherin : Not.

Harry : :/
Harry : moody cat
Harry : cute moody cat

Slytherin : I'm going to block you.

Harry : nOO u're fUn dont leave me
Harry : i need more slytherin friends they're fun to tease
Harry : :)

Slytherin : …
Slytherin : Stop annoying me, dog.

Harry : i'd bakr for u if that'll get ur muffin goin

Slytherin : …

Harry : yea i'll see myself out for that one
Harry : goodnight!

Slytherin : …
Slytherin : lmfao.

Harry : HAH I GOT U LAUGHING

Slytherin : You are such a strange one.

Harry : omg tysm for that compliment

Slytherin : It wasn't.

Harry : well
Harry : i understand ur humour now

Slytherin : No, you don't.

Harry : i doooo
Harry : just wait and see u'll be laughing with ur stomach hurting bc of my jokes

Slytherin : Sigh. Give it your best shot, Gryffindor.

Harry : just wait and see

 

 

Today at 13:42 P.M.

Chat Room : GoldenTrio

Ron : *sent a picture*

Harry : IS THAT MRS WEASLEYS GREATEST TREACLE TART I SEE??
Harry : WITH MY LOVELY EYE SOCKETS HMMM
Harry : YUM YUM

Ron : ... i was gonna invite u but u freak me out now

Hermione : Sigh.

Harry : D:

Ron : anyway
Ron : Cedric texted me today

Harry : WHAT

Hermione : Why? And how does he have your number?

Ron : idk i didnt ask
Ron : he was just annoying me saying that he wants me to do a favour for him for some reason lmfao
Ron : i blocked him a sec before he could say anything else

Harry : good man
Harry : i salute u

Ron : Thanks mate

Hermione : ???
Hermione : Ron, someone gave him your number and you're not worried??

Ron : eh its fine mione

Hermione : How???

Harry : omg my dad just said we're going to a waterpark
Harry : come with me

Ron : fuck yes

Hermione : ?? Changing the topic??

Harry : uhh not on purpose noo
Harry : uh anyway
Harry : imma head to the burrow in a sec bye gotta get ready

Ron : brilliant
Ron : wanna come with mione?

Hermione : I will not. I have a meeting with a friend.

Ron : ? who?

Harry : wait u have other friends??

Ron : HARRY

Hermione : …

Harry : I DIDNT EMAN IT LIKE THST JFC IM SORRY HERMI

Hermione : Good day to you two.

Hermione Granger Went Offline

Ron : istg haz if u doomed my relationship

Harry : oh piss off i did nothing
Harry : and + shes too in love with u to break up

Ron : We'll see about that, haz

Harry : YOU'LL BE FINE BRO
Harry : jfc
Harry : weasleys and their dramatics

Ron : SAYS U

Harry : YES SAYS ME
Harry : fUCK OFF

Ron : so see u at the burrow in 30 min?

Harry : ye pretty much

Ron : nice

 

 

Today at 16:44 P.M.

Slytherin : I hate noisy rooms.
Slytherin : Maybe just specifically rooms filled with Pureblood supremacists and Racists.
Slytherin : It reeks of false confidence.

Harry : tough luck my friend
Harry : im having a fuckinh blast
Harry : im a a waterpark with my family and friends

Slytherin : Waterpark?
Slytherin : What is that?

Harry : omg
Harry : u've never lived before have u

Slytherin : My people aren't really the type of folk who'd go to... those events.

Harry : shaaaaaamee
Harry : i was almost drowned by my friends on the tallest water slide
Harry : it was awesome

Slytherin : … Ok.
Slytherin : Go and let your friends attempt it once more.
Slytherin : Maybe they'll succeed this time.

Harry : lmfao
Harry : u'd love this

Slytherin : Well, I can't say drowning you hasn't been on my mind.

Harry : no no no not the drowning me part
Harry : also ow that hurts

Slytherin : Eh.

Harry : i mean the waterpark in total
Harry : its rlly fun u should go once with ur friends i swear
Harry : idc if u're a stubborn pureblooded slytherin who refuses to do anything remotely related to muggle
Harry : anyone can have fun at waterparks

Slytherin : … I'll put it in mind?
Slytherin : Though, I don't see myself actually ever going.

Harry : ok
Harry : just tell me about the room filled with racists

Slytherin : I'd rather not.
Slytherin : Who knows who you'll be telling this about.

Harry : how rude
Harry : i tell nobody bout these wonderful chats we have

Slytherin : So all of your Gryffindor friends, I assume? Maybe a hufflepuff on the side.

Harry : if u mean hufflpuff as in cedric diggory then fU CKK nOO
Harry : i have a bone to pick w that mfo after every shit he pulled on me

Slytherin : Huh. Never met a Gryffindor who couldn't stand Diggory. This is literally a shocker.

Harry : im a very interesting person
Harry : dont act so surprised ;)

Slytherin : ...
Slytherin : Well.

Harry : im still waiting on hearing what u doing on ur end

Slytherin : Not going to let go?

Harry : nahh

Slytherin : Hm.
Slytherin : I don't think you've ever been to a Slytherin Evening Party before.

Harry : pARty?? damn

Slytherin : Back-track to the part where I said it's filled with Racists and Pureblood supremacists.

Harry : oh nvm

Slytherin : It's not really much of a party then a gathering for my Parents to find the perfect Bride for me.

Harry : excuse me now hwat
Harry : BRIDE???

Slytherin : Yes, Bride.
Slytherin : You have a privileged Life.

Harry : i dO NOt
Harry : ExcUSE me
Harry : just cause MY parents dont set me up for an arranged marriage doesnt mean they arent stricT

Slytherin : I see not being arranged in a loveless marriage as much of a privilege.

Harry : uh fair ig?
Harry : oh crpa im leavin brb i have to show u the slide i went on

Slytherin : I don't need to see.

Harry : im showing u anyway
Harry : *sent a picture*
Harry : i went on the big red one :3

Slytherin : Sweet Salazar, thats huge…

Harry : thats what she said
Harry : lmFAO

Slytherin : …
Slytherin : Goodbye.

Harry : nooo im sorry
Harry : i swear it was just a wee joke of mine :(
Harry : come back
Harry : pls :(
Harry : pls
Harry : pls
Harry : pls

Slytherin : Don't spam me!

Harry : i swear i didnt mean it
Harry : dont be mad :(

Slytherin : You're a degenerate.

Harry : :((((

Slytherin : ...
Slytherin : I had to leave the room because I almost spat out my drink laughing.

Harry : I KNEW IT
Harry : I TOLD YOU I'D GET U LAUGHING AGAIN
Harry : HAHAHAHAH

Slytherin : Yes, yes, kudos to you, Gryffindor, for your foul language.

Harry : :3

Slytherin : I have never seen my father glare as hard as soon as I left the ballroom. It was funny.

Harry : bahsjajahdka did u actually almost spit out ur drink

Slytherin : Yes.
Slytherin : Almost threw up on my Best Friend's Mother.

Harry : BAGAFHAHA
Harry : ommgggg 

Slytherin : With her standing right next to her mother, so now I'm being dragged by her to my room because she wants to know whats so funny.

Harry : omg tell her i said hi

Slytherin : She said that if you're a pedo, she'll find your IP Address and rip your hair and teeth out and sell them in Borgin & Burkes.

Harry : good to know!

Slytherin : I guess It's farewell for now, she's trying to steal my phone and I am not allowing her that.

Harry : oh
Harry : alr
Harry : have fun lol

Slytherin : She has nails the size of a dragon's claw.

Harry : then good luck 🫡
Harry : i was getting car sick anyway from texting lol

 

 

Today, 13th August, at 2:31 A.M.

Slytherin : That does look like fun, though.
Slytherin : The whole 'Waterpark' thing, I looked into it with my cousin.

Harry : IT WaS
Harry : i went three times there when i was younger
Harry : but i kept trying to go on the slides i wasnt allowed with my godfather that my mum banned me from going

Slytherin : Shame.

Harry : i still went
Harry : a lot in secret with my dad and godfather

Slytherin : Such a rebel.

Harry : ;)
Harry : there's also a waterslide that almost flips u over on a donut float
Harry : actually i think that ones banned bc somebody complained about brain damage…
Harry : whatever its still hella awesome

Slytherin : Sigh.
Slytherin : Gryffindors and their lack of brains in dangerous situations.

Harry : but its not that dangerous
Harry : its rlly cool

Slytherin : Sure, sure. Brain damage is always cool.

Harry : :(
Harry : one day im taking u
Harry : and i'll show u how not dangerous it is

Slytherin : How adorable that you believe we'd still be texting each other for that long.

Harry : im invested mr
Harry : i cant leave u be now
Harry : especially if u're this fun to talk to

Slytherin : Hilarious how you think I wouldn't leave you.
Slytherin : Like, right now.

Harry : nah
Harry : u like me :)

Slytherin : I do not.

Harry : u called me adorable

Slytherin : No, I did not.

Harry : did too
Harry : *sent a picture*

Slytherin : That doesn't count. I was stating something and called that adorable, not you. Not ever.

Harry : :/

Slytherin : Goodnight.

Harry : :(
Harry : goodnight
Harry : i'll find out who u r

Slytherin : Have fun trying.

 

 

Today, 13th August, at 15:37 P.M., Draco Malfoy's phone

Chat Room: SlytherWhores 

Blaise : *sent a picture*

Pansy : that ur shag of the day?

Blaise : mhm ;)

Draco : Ew.
Draco : You could do better, Blaise.

Blaise : ty dragon

Draco : Don't call me that.

Pansy : oh
Pansy : M
Pansy : G
Pansy : albinus got a dog
Pansy : *sent a picture*

Blaise : Pans, can i fuck ur brother?

Pansy : NO

Draco : I forgot how attractive he is.

Pansy : STOP
Pansy : LEAVE MY OLDER BROTHER ALONE PLS
Pansy : IM PRETTy SURE HE HAS A GF NOW

Blaise : aw such a shame

Draco : I think I met her.

Pansy : no u havent

Draco : *sent a picture*
Draco : That her?

Pansy : omg yes

Draco : She used to babysit Astoria.

Pansy : WHAT

Draco : Mhm.
Draco : *sent a picture*

Blaise : damn wait she's kinda hot
Blaise : dray do u have her #??

Draco : No, and I wouldn't even give it to you. She's 20.

Blaise : fuuuck
Blaise : but shes hot

Pansy : really gorgeous omg
Pansy : im gonna annoy albinus bout this till he tells me if they're dating or not now thanks dray

Draco : Your welcome?

Blaise : I need a joint

Pansy : nobody had to know

Draco : Seriously.

Blaise : i like to share my thoughts cmon guys u know that

Pansy : Unshare them, brotha

Blaise : no

Blaise : anyway
Blaise : you guys wanna meet up and rewatch pitch perfect?

Pansy : … with the joints?

Blaise : perhaps

Pansy : yes
Pansy : but the problem

Blaise : Draco.

Draco : Nope.
Draco : Not ever again.

Blaise : oh come on drayyy

Draco : No.

Pansy : just cause last time when we got high you ended up crying about how you wished you were friends with potter

Draco : We swore to never speak about that.

Pansy : COMEEE ONNNN

Blaise : i swear this time we wont ask you to stalk him again on insta

Pansy : lmfao

Blaise : just us three
Blaise : smoking and watching the greatest movie in muggle history
Blaise : whattdya say dray

Draco : …
Draco : Sigh.
Draco : Fine.

Pansy : YAY

Blaise : fuck yea

Draco : But I swear, if you idiots ask me something stupid while I'm under the influence and record it again I will literally decapitate you and sell your body parts on the Black Market.

Pansy : okk blondie

Blaise : pls keep my penis tho its very special

Pansy : omg save it in like a pickle jar

Blaise : BAHAHAHAH

Draco : Ew..-

Blaise : ok anyway i'll leave the floo open for u guys im gonna get some snacks

Pansy : where is ur mum blaise?

Blaise : visiting my aunt rn in Italy

Pansy : omg we have the Zabini mansion go ourselves boys
Pansy : yk what that means?

Blaise : skinny dipping in my pool?

Pansy : that too
Pansy : but lets invite queenie and millie for that
Pansy : i dont wanna be the only girl naked with u fags

Blaise : lmfao

Draco : I am not skinny dipping.

Blaise : yes u r

Pansy : yes u are

Draco : No.

Pansy : SEE U LATER BOYSSS

Blaise : u sooo are draydray

Draco : Shut up.

 

 

Today at 16:18 P.M.

Gryffindor : adele or lady gaga

Draco : …
Draco : Wait, that's actually a hard one.

Gryffindor : ikr
Gryffindor : i mean, lady gaga made our anthem but adele is literally adele

Draco : Yes. Very hard.
Draco : Both.

Gryffindor : both is good
Gryffindor : anywAaay
Gryffindor : ommggg we had karaoke night today it was so much fun

Draco : I never liked Karaoke.

Gryffindor : why????
Gryffindor : its so fun

Draco : For imbeciles who can't sing, maybe.

Gryffindor : wow rude
Gryffindor : does that mean yOu can sing???
Gryffindor : cause if so i have a song id love to hear u sing ;)

Draco : If that was your lame attempt at figuring out who I am by exposing my voice, you are mistaken.

Gryffindor : dammit
Gryffindor : :/
Gryffindor : well at least i tried

Draco : And failed horribly.

Gryffindor : rude
Gryffindor : man u've been rude to me this entire time

Draco : Why are you sticking around then? I never asked you to.

Gryffindor : idrk
Gryffindor : u're interesting ig

Draco : I wish I could say the same.

Gryffindor : ok yk what u piss me off
Gryffindor : bye

Draco : Great.

 

Today at 21:29 P.M.

Gryffindor : do u like pizza
Gryffindor : and if so, pineapple on or off?

Draco : Good gods, and here I thought I was saved from these atrocious questions.
Draco : Never pineapple on pizza.

Gryffindor : why
Gryffindor : its kinda tasty

Draco : You are hereby blocked.

Gryffindor : oh nooo the travesty
Gryffindor : how dare i have a different opinion on something 

Draco : *Wrong opinion.
Draco : It is just purely wrong.

Gryffindor : is ketchup a smoothie

Draco : You are a monstrosity to the Wizarding World.
Draco : You don't deserve nice things.

Gryffindor : u're right
Gryffindor : i deserve great things

Draco : I genuinely hate you.

Gryffindor : u dont know me

Draco : And thats enough for me.
Draco : Goodbye.

Gryffindor: what hey no
Gryffindor : dont leave D:
Gryffindor : tell me something u ur day pls im booreeed

Draco : Sigh.
Draco : My friends convinced me to smoke a joint and watch Pitch Perfect today.
Draco : And then forced me to skinny dip with them.

Gryffindor : WIAT WHAT
Gryffindor : why did U have a more eventful day than i did
Gryffindor : im so disappointed in myself rn

Draco : I was under the influence, I didn't agree to the skinny dipping part.

Gryffindor : lmfao
Gryffindor : is that why u were so prissy when i texted u later in the day?

Draco : Yes.
Draco : It was also freezing and they wouldn't let me go in and get fresh clothes, and usually I would use my wand because my friend has this spell around the house of his that allows kids under the legal age to use magic undetected, but he turned it off to make me suffer even more.

Gryffindor : omg undetectable spells
Gryffindor : i wish i had those
Gryffindor : i once tried to convince hermione granger to attempt that while me and her and a bunch of my friends were camping one night

Draco : Camping is so unhygienic.
Draco : Also, I am not surprised she refused. I wouldn't trust Gryffindors either.

Gryffindor : lmao well anyway
Gryffindor : we attempted it anyway
Gryffindor : without her help
Gryffindor : and we almost set the forest on fire

Draco : Furthermore proves my point.

Gryffindor : lmfao i guess it does ya
Gryffindor : did u eventually get to back inside?

Draco : His mother came around six P.M. by then, and she let me inside and scolded her son.

Gryffindor : BAHAHAHA

Draco : So, yeah, I guess I had an eventful day.

Gryffindor : man slytherins have such eventful lives
Gryffindor : i knew i have to stick around u for a reason

Draco : Sigh.
Draco : I'm getting tired.

Gryffindor : oh alr
Gryffindor : goodnight 

Draco : Night.

 

 

Today, 14th August, at 9:31 A.M., Draco Malfoy's phone

Pansy : ok
Pansy : its my bday

Draco : I thought waking me up at 3 in the morning was enough for you, now you wanna ruin my breakfast as well?

Pansy : yes
Pansy : cause from where r u getting the booze

Draco : Not Important.

Pansy : :(
Pansy : i thought i was ur best friend

Draco : That's debatable.
Draco : I used to think Theodore was my best friend.

Pansy : till he begged to suck ur dick

Draco : Absolute grotesque.

Pansy : but accurate
Pansy : ur virgin arse just didnt want him

Draco : Well, that part is true.

Pansy : im 99% convinced u just want to stay a virgin for potter

Draco : I hate you.

Pansy : :)
Pansy : anyWAy
Pansy : u can tell Luna that she's invited to my party ;)

Draco : No.
Draco : She's 15.

Pansy : so?
Pansy : i had my first orgasm at 13

Draco : By using a comb.

Pansy : NO

Draco : Sure.

Pansy : ugh
Pansy : whaTeVERRRRRRRr
Pansy : go on and text that weird guy

Draco : ?

Pansy : oh YKK the guy u've been messaging the last three days straight

Draco : Have we now?

Pansy : r u seriously blind

Draco : I really don't care.
Draco : He doesn't know who I am, I don't know who he is.

Pansy : shame
Pansy : has he sent u a dick pic yet?

Draco : Gods, no, thankfully.

Pansy : ugh
Pansy : hand me ur phone so i can send him a pic of urs

Draco : I don't take dick pics??

Pansy : yet

Draco : Ew, no, never.

Pansy : yeah yea
Pansy : let me screenshot that for the near future

Draco : Ugh, piss off.
Draco : You know what, I'm not coming to your birthday party.

Pansy : LIES
Pansy : if u dont arrive i'll come over and pull u by the hair xx

Draco : Abuse. This friendship is abusive.

Pansy : <3

 

 

Today at 10:33 A.M.

Gryffindor : if u could have on superpower
Gryffindor : what would it be?

Draco : To turn invisible.
Draco : So I could IRL ghost people. Like you.

Gryffindor : how rude
Gryffindor : and yk what being invisible is overrated

Draco : As if.

Gryffindor : it is
Gryffindor : i have an invisible cloak and my friend who turned into a strict prefect keeps telling me to give it back to my dad
Gryffindor : and tbh after doing everything possible while being invisible, it gets boring

Draco : Excuse me, but I am to believe you actually have an Invisible Cloak? Yeah, right.
Draco : Have you any idea how much those cost?

Gryffindor : i wasnt even supposed to tell u that omg
Gryffindor : and uhhh
Gryffindor : family heirloom?

Draco : ???

Gryffindor : my dad gave it to me ok what more can i say
Gryffindor : he had it before me from his father

Draco : And you expect me to believe that?

Gryffindor : ok well screw u
Gryffindor : i dont have to tell u anything now
Gryffindor : so rude u didnt even ask me what my superpower would be

Draco : Because it would probably be something to do with Flying, like any other Gryffindor I've had the pleasantries of meeting.

Gryffindor : no
Gryffindor : i already have a broom and im fantastic on it

Draco : Sure.

Gryffindor : excuse ME?
Gryffindor : i am THE BESt seeker

Draco : You play seeker?
Draco : For Gryffindor Team? At Hogwarts?

Gryffindor : yes
Gryffindor : i mean
Gryffindor : no
Gryffindor : not rlly
Gryffindor : bc that spot has harry potter obvi
Gryffindor : i mean like
Gryffindor : if he wasnt on the team i wouldve been

Draco : Huh. Okay.

Gryffindor : so uh
Gryffindor : do u play quidditch??

Draco : Yes.

Gryffindor : ohh cool
Gryffindor : what position??

Draco : Seeker.

Gryffindor : oh

Draco : And no, not on the team.

Gryffindor : bc of malfoy?

Draco : Yes.

Gryffindor : that git bought his way into the team no offence

Draco : Sigh, you aren't wrong.

Gryffindor : well whoever u r under this mask
Gryffindor : u wouldve probably been better fit

Draco : Really? You barely know me. And you keep calling me rude.

Gryffindor : bc u r
Gryffindor : but its a kind of rudeness i can get used to

Draco : ... A Masochist??

Gryffindor : GOOD GODS NO
Gryffindor : NOOOOO NOT LIKE THAAAT

Draco : Ah huh, sure.

Gryffindor : NOO U SADIST NOT LIKE THAT
Gryffindor : iM NOT INTO THAT KINKY SHIT

Draco : And I'm no Sadist.

Gryffindor : tbh who knows

Draco : Fuck you.

Gryffindor : im jUSt kIDDIng
Gryffindor : fr im just kidding srry
Gryffindor : if imm taking the joke too far im sorry

Draco : .. It's fine.

Gryffindor : no i seriously dont want to make ppl uncomfortable i hate that so if i am im sorry

Draco : It's fine.

Gryffindor : rlly?

Draco : Yes.
Draco : I get it.
Draco : A joke you make in the moment, it's fine.

Gryffindor : ok
Gryffindor : srory

Draco : Sigh, it's fine.
Draco : You're no better than any of my friends.

Gryffindor : lmfao
Gryffindor : ok well
Gryffindor : uhh what r u gonna be doing today

Draco : Birthday Party of my best friend.

Gryffindor : oh
Gryffindor : OH

Draco : ?

Gryffindor : so i have to tell u this before hand bc i jsut have to
Gryffindor : the weasley twins's alcohol is better then cedric diggory's
Gryffindor : u'll see how shit his always taste

Draco : Ugh.
Draco : Piss off.

Gryffindor : no im serious
Gryffindor : just an early 'i-told-u-so'
Gryffindor : for my enjoyment.

Draco : Annoying.
Draco : And for that, I will not answer you till the Party's done.

Gryffindor : lmao
Gryffindor : wait starting now?
Gryffindor : hey
Gryffindor : no
Gryffindor : dont ignore me
Gryffindor : come back
Gryffindor : pls
Gryffindor : PLS
Gryffindor : :(
Gryffindor : u shouldve called the weasleys

Draco : Piss off.

Gryffindor : BAHAHSHAHA

Chapter 3: Tuesday, 15th of August

Today at 12:11 A.M, Draco Malfoy's Phone

Chat Room: SlytherWhores

Pansy : IT IS A CRIMEEEEE
Pansy : TO BE SO HOT

Blaise : oh god
Blaise : let me guess
Blaise : a guy that probably shares the resemblance of a trash container.

Pansy : I don't have such horrible taste in men
Pansy : but it's not a man anyway

Blaise : hot woman?

Pansy : hot women
Pansy : I've been listening to Little Mix so much and their music videos just get hotter i dont know what to do

Draco : Get help.

Pansy : I AM SOOOOOOO QUEER
Pansy : I think i'm officially done with men

Blaise : god I hope so, you have no correct taste when it comes to them
Blaise : and i prefer golden retrievers

Pansy : golden retrievers gamerboys >>>>>

Draco : Shutting the fuck up >>>>>

Pansy : fuck off
Pansy : you ruined my party, you will sit and listen to my shit taste in men

Blaise : Glad we came to an agreement

Draco : I'd love to stay, but I'm incredibly busy.

Pansy : YOU SET A FUCKING HUFFLEPUFF FOR BOOZE ON MY 17TH BIRTHDAY
Pansy : DRACO LUCIUS MALFOY YOU OWE ME

Draco : You said you didn't care where the booze came from!

Pansy : IF I HAD KNOWN IT WAS FUCKING CEDRIC DIGGORY
Pansy : I'D ASK FOR HIM ON A PLATTER NOT HIS SHIT TASTE IN ALCOHOL

Draco : Ew.
Draco : He's like—
Draco : Ok, he's somewhat hot but he's shit.

Pansy : ofc he's shit
Pansy : hot toxic men, thats your type

Draco : No, It's not???

Pansy : yes it is

Draco : No, It's not.
Draco : Blaise?

Blaise : do not bring me into this conversation, I am not ready for this.

Draco : Pussy.

Blaise : You are what you eat

Pansy : omg did you get laid on my party

Blaise : no
Blaise : I did end up making out with a hot 7th year Ravenclaw though

Pansy : Ravenclaw?? THERE WERE OTHER HOUSES IN MY PARTY?

Blaise : yeah??
Blaise : YOU DIDNT KNOW??

Pansy : DRACO LUCIUS MALFOY

Draco : It was only that Wyatt Kid, yk the one who for some reason is incredibly stupid and high all the time but still manages to get by at school and is, like, the top of his class??

Pansy : Ok nvm He's hot

Blaise : and a fucking good kisser

Pansy : Fuck why didn't I see him
Pansy : let's have another party and invite him only

Blaise : only him?

Draco : It's not a party then, it's a trap.

Pansy : I feel like it's safe to say that everyone in this chat has imagined kissing that Ravenclaw

Draco : Fair point; he is a real good kisser.

Pansy : YOU KISSED HIM TOO?

Draco : I wanted a snack and ended up in a bathroom.

Pansy : YOU SNOGGED THE HOT RAVENCLAW
Pansy : AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO HASN'T KISSED HIM YET?

Blaise : Yes
Blaise : I'm pretty sure even Daphne had some action with him

Pansy : I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS
Pansy : NOW I NEED TO FIND THIS GUY
Pansy : Do either of you have his number, snap or email??

Draco : I have all three.

Blaise : damn give me his number

Draco : Why? So you can go back for seconds?

Blaise : yes

Draco : Well, I can't judge that since I did the same thing.

Blaise : LMAO

Pansy : YOU SNOGGED HIM BEFORE?

Draco : Lost count after the third.

Pansy : boy stop playing

Draco : lol, No, We only snogged two times.

Pansy : thank god
Pansy : if you had lost your virginity to him I would've collapsed

Blaise : same

Draco : I am not even there yet.
Draco : Pretty sure I will never have sex.

Pansy : you don't know that

Draco : You're right. Maybe I'll shag your brother, since he's in town.

Pansy : Ah, but you see Dear Dragon, he has a girlfriend.

Draco : She doesn't have to know.

Pansy : fuck off she's gorgeous and I really like her so I am praying she stays because I will disown my brother if that beautiful woman leaves

Blaise : can you disown your siblings??

Draco : The struggles of being an only child.

Pansy : oh you sad fuckers
Pansy : wah-wah-wah go cry me a river

Blaise : fuck off

Draco : Suck a dick Pansy.

Pansy : If it's the Ravenclaw <3

Draco : Desperate.

Blaise : but understandable.

Draco : No.

 

 

Today at 13:22 P.M

Gryffindor : how did the party go?

Draco : Disastrous.
Draco : But enjoyable.

Gryffindor : so a success?

Draco : The booze was shit.
Draco : And I have a horrid headache.

Gryffindor : told ya

Draco : Can't believe I have to agree with a Gryffindor.
Draco : What has my life come to be?

Gryffindor : best believe it
Gryffindor : so what happened?

Draco : A lot. We held the party in a spare Mansion of my Friends that was literally located somewhere off next to a beach.
Draco : I am surprised that half of the kids didn't go jumping into the ocean and accidentally drowned themselves.

Gryffindor : spare mansion???
Gryffindor : oh god, u're a rich rich posh slytherin
Gryffindor : the worst kind

Draco : *The Best kind.
Draco : Just means I have enough money to provide for both me and my future Partner.

Gryffindor : good to know?
Gryffindor : but come on
Gryffindor : give me something more

Draco : Excuse me?
Draco : We are complete strangers.
Draco : I had to ask Diggory if you were a real person, or I wouldn't be still texting you.

Gryffindor : thats fair
Gryffindor : but u dont have to tell me details of the party
Gryffindor : its just funny to hear how kids underage drink without parental supervision and get up to stupid shit

Draco : Hm, well guess you are quite right about that.

Gryffindor : yes, now spill

Draco : Well, I guess sharing a little won't hurt.
Draco : Me and my friend ended up snogging the same boy.

Gryffindor : oh
Gryffindor : that's tame.

Draco : Tame?
Draco : Okay, well, a Kid somehow managed to jump onto the chandelier and started singing Wrecking Ball to the point where the DJ started playing it through the speakers.

Gryffindor : now that's fun.
Gryffindor : come on, i know you're hiding more of those stories

Draco : Greedy.
Draco : Well, since we were next to the beach, a couple of 7th-Years went streaking and skinny-dipping.

Gryffindor : tame.

Draco : I wasn't done.

Gryffindor : Oh.

Draco : The water was ice-cold, so they all got out and started a fire near the beach while still being completely nude.
Draco : And by pure accident, a Muggle couple were walking past the beach and had seen the naked streaking kids. They called the Muggle cops and the party got busted.
Draco : Because the party got busted My friends, I and I guess every 6th year in sight hid in the cellars until the Muggle cops had fished every wasted 7th-Year out of the Mansion because we were underage and drinking.
Draco : The cellars were locked with a key that my friend had, and for some reason they also had an escape tunnel. I later asked my friend why, and it turns out that back in the mediaeval times my friend's family was heavily accused of being witches by the muggles.
Draco : I mean, they were right but they were always put on Witch Trials to the point where they had to make an escape every time they changed towns. So everytime they built a home, they'd build an escape tunnel for safety measures.
Draco : We ended up on the other side of the beach and pretended to be walking over to the Mansion in shock.
Draco : My friend, being the theatre kid she is, acted out like she was furious and upset, since it was still her birthday, and managed to fool the cops into believing a couple of school kids just managed to break into the Mansion and throw a party without the Owners knowing.
Draco : Her father was called, and her father is honestly the best because he played along quite well. The cops soon left with the 7th-Years in the back of their cars, a couple shouting at my friend because they were caught and the others managed to get away with it.
Draco : Also, pretty sure every 7th-Year that was caught at the Party is going to hate us once we step a foot back into Hogwarts.

Gryffindor : holy fucking shit
Gryffindor : please tell me that's all true

Draco : Believe what you want to.

Gryffindor : that sounds so fucking fun oh my fucking god i cannot believe this
Gryffindor : now if my 17th birthday can't be as fucking cool as that was i am going to be furious

Draco : Well, you know who to call if you want a Mansion with an escape tunnel.

Gryffindor : lmfao
Gryffindor : my parents would murder me though
Gryffindor : pretty sure i wouldn't see the light of day till i turn 18 as well

Draco : The prices you'd pay for a little teenage rebellion.

Gryffindor : what happened then tho? did you go back to partying?

Draco : No.
Draco : My friends' Father made sure all the kids left safely and took us all home.
Draco : But I guess the night was still young because my friend snuck out and slept over at my place. She ended up drinking a lot again, dragging me down with her.

Gryffindor : i feel like if i had tried to sneak out of my home fire alarms would start playing

Draco : Baby Monitors.

Gryffindor : my parents actually had those till i was 9

Draco : Omg.
Draco : The embarrassment.

Gryffindor : i felt so ashamed whenever my friends slept over

Draco : I would too.

Gryffindor : how did you guys not get caught like being intoxicated? werent you drunk?

Draco : We were absolutely hammered.
Draco : But we're actors, so we managed to fake it.
Draco : My friend is very dramatic when sober, so by being drunk her dramatics increase by tenfold.

Gryffindor : maybe i should go partying with slytherins more if they're so fun

Draco : We quite are. But these parties are exclusive invite only, so sorry to burst your imaginary bubble.

Gryffindor : pretty sure u can get me one of those invites

Draco : No.
Draco : I don't take strangers to parties.
Draco : Not my thing.

Gryffindor : could be a blind date thing
Gryffindor : who knows what you'd expect from us lions? ;)

Draco : No thanks.
Draco : I've heard enough from friends that I should never get involved with Gryffindors.
Draco : Heck, you could be a 3rd year for all I'm thinking.

Gryffindor : lmfao no im not a fucking 13 year old

Draco : But you could be, see since I still have no clue who you are.

Gryffindor : cedric does

Draco : Don't bring that imbecile into this conversation. He has riled me up enough.
Draco : Stupid hufflepuff. Chang deserves better.

Gryffindor : yeah she does

Draco : I mean, Potter wasn't a good choice for her either.

Gryffindor : what?
Gryffindor : why?

Draco : Potter is too enamoured with himself to care for others like Cho Chang.
Draco : I'm pretty sure I caught him even talking badly about his own House member with Ronald Weasley in first year.

Gryffindor : he isnt enamoured with himself, and what do you know about first year?

Draco : Pretty sure they bullied their own friend till she trapped herself in the bathrooms. Only then did they actually apologise to the poor girl.

Gryffindor : they didnt bully her

Draco : No, I'm 100% sure they did. I heard how the Patil Twins talked about it. Terrible thing, really. And now the girl is dating the Weasley? She needs to sort out her priorities.

Gryffindor : they didnt bully her!!

Draco : Why are you so defensive? Oh, don't tell me you're the Weasley friend?

Gryffindor : im not! but im close to both potter and weasley so you better shut up about them

Draco : Well I was going to say that Potter looked superb last year, but I guess to each their own.

Gryffindor : wait waht

Draco : I mean, Potter is a crook from what I've heard and seen, but he hasn't got a bad face. If he decides to tame that messy, unruly head of hair he has. And he's really good at Quidditch.

Gryffindor : wait
Gryffindor : do you have the hots for Potter???

Draco : No?
Draco : He's attractive, that's all.
Draco : I don't think we'd clash personality wise. I mean, since I'm a Slytherin and He's a Gryffindor. Pretty sure he'd rather marry that Weasley Girl over a Slytherin.

Gryffindor : ginny? No, she's dating luna

Draco : What?

Gryffindor : what?
Gryffindor : oh i mean
Gryffindor : no she's not dating anyone jfc
Gryffindor : im just kidding haha

Draco : I mean, I'm not surprised since she's my cousin and has already told me this but.. How do you know this?

Gryffindor : what??
Gryffindor : wait u're who's cousin???

Draco : Luna? Luna Lovegood?

Gryffindor : omg u're luna's cousin???

Draco : Yes?? How did you know about her and Weasley Girl??

Gryffindor : oh
Gryffindor : she ehm came out on her 15th birthday just a couple of days ago actually

Draco : What?
Draco : Already?
Draco : I thought Luna said they're waiting before going public.

Gryffindor : oh!
Gryffindor : no no!! not like out-out, like she came out to her family finally and some classmates were invited
Gryffindor : mainly gryffindor house and stuff

Draco : Oh.
Draco : Oh, yes that explains a lot better.
Draco : And Here I was wondering if my wonderful but looney cousin was already out before me.

Gryffindor : u're not?

Draco : No.
Draco : You are?

Gryffindor : yea
Gryffindor : ok well kind of
Gryffindor : only to family and friends
Gryffindor : and a couple of housemates
Gryffindor : but im out

Draco : But you aren't.

Gryffindor : okay whatever
Gryffindor : im just a bit weirded out i didn't know luna had cousins

Draco : Yes, well my father neither likes talking about the disgraces in our family.

Gryffindor : what?

Draco : My Uncle was seen as... different from the rest of my Father's family. He was looked at as an Outcast, a blood-traitor, so he became one and left the family with its name.
Draco : I didn't even know I was cousins with Luna till my 2nd year in Hogwarts, which was my lovely cousin's first year.

Gryffindor : Oh
Gryffindor : kinda sounds like my uncle, yk he also left the family and took his husband's last name instead.

Draco : Wonderful for him. Was he also a Gryffindor?

Gryffindor : yes, almost everyone in my family was

Draco : I take back what I said.

Gryffindor : hey!

Draco : Only joking.
Draco : Slightly.
Draco : It is good to leave a toxic environment that doesn't support you or care for you if you have the chance.

Gryffindor : yeah
Gryffindor : do you feel like that?

Draco : Like what?

Gryffindor : an outcast

Draco : ...
Draco : Sometimes. Maybe because I'm gay.

Gryffindor : you shouldnt
Gryffindor : there's nothing wrong with that

Draco : I know that.
Draco : But.

Gryffindor : do you think your parents would be disappointed in you?

Draco : ...
Draco : You are a stranger, I feel this is not appropriate to share.

Gryffindor : oh
Gryffindor : no you dont need to tell me anything
Gryffindor : i just mean
Gryffindor : nvm
Gryffindor : i will leave you alone

 

10 Minutes later

 

Draco : It isn't you.
Draco : I just don't like talking about my parents.

Gryffindor : like i said!
Gryffindor : you dont need to tell me anything
Gryffindor : we are strangers after all

Draco : I know that.

Gryffindor : ok
Gryffindor : ehm bye

Draco : Bye.

 

 

Today at 15:30

Chat Room: HouseSlytherin

Theo : Did muggle cops really bust Pansy's party?

Blaise : yes

Astoria : wish i had come

Daphne : Glad you didn't.

Astoria : Why? So I wouldn't catch you snogging the Ravenclaw dude again?

Pansy : OK HONESTLY DID EVERYONE SNOG THE RAVENCLAW?

Theo : Everyone but you and astoria
Theo : and obviously vince, goyle and millie

Pansy : Millie's a lesbian it makes sense why

Millie : ok talk about me like i cant read the chat

Pansy : sorry sweetheart
Pansy : anyway
Pansy : what so special about the Ravenclaw?

Theo : he's hot

Blaise : has some incredible weed

Daphne : his tongue can do some magic tricks

Pansy : WOAH
Pansy : TOO MUCH INFO DAPH

Daphne : You asked.
Daphne : Where's Draco anyway? I haven't seen or heard from him since the party.

Blaise : He's been busy chatting up with a gryffindor

Daphne : what?

Astoria : oh god heavens no
Astoria : Somebody save him

Draco : Excuse me?

Theo : he's back from the dead.

Draco : Stfu, Theodore.

Millie : You're seeing a Gryffindor now, Drake?

Draco : First of all; Ew, never, and 2nd; Don't call me Drake.
Draco : Heathens, all of you.

Daphne : Is he cute?

Draco : I don't know.

Daphne : What do you mean you don't know??

Pansy : A classic of 'Wrong Number'

Daphne : omg
Daphne : Dray that's dangerous

Theo : fr

Draco : First of all, stfu Pansy. And I was confirmed that the Gryffindor was in fact a student of Hogwarts currently. He's in our year, I'm suspecting.

Astoria : oohhh what's his name?

Draco : Don't know.

Daphne : are you fucking for real?

Blaise : He's so booooriiinnggg

Draco : stfu Blaise.

Blaise : They only know each other's houses and share an interest in Potter.

Draco : I am not interested in Potter?

Pansy : But you admitted to him being hot?

Draco : I admitted to having eyes.

Daphne : Potter is quite fetching.

Astoria : Oh thank god because I feel the same

Millie : I dont get straight girls

Pansy : dw mills, i'll find you a hot woman

Millie : thank you <3

Blaise : Potter is like any other guy
Blaise : Also he's friends with Cedric

Draco : Yeah, ew.

Pansy : Didn't he used to date Cho Chang?? Imagine your friend going out with your ex
Pansy : You guys wouldn't do that to me?

Millie : if you have a hot ex girlfriend, maybe.

Daphne : depends on who it is, truly.

Astoria : Have you even dated someone before, Pansy?

Pansy : I have snogged people, more then you probably

Astoria : Ok well no need to get rude

Theo : lmfao

Astoria : Actually Me and Daphne were told to ask you guys if you'd join us on our annual Summer Feast at the end of the Month?

Daphne : ooh yes I forgot about that

Pansy : Will it be held in the same place as last year? It was so beautiful with the towers and the lake at midnight

Astoria : Yes it will

Pansy : im def coming
Pansy : and im taking Blaise and Draco with

Draco : You say that as if we're your children?

Pansy : because you are itty witty bitty dray

Draco : stfu.

Blaise : so long I don't have to sit with my Mum's 8th Husband during Dinner

Theo : 8th?? damn
Theo : how did she get rid of the 7th so quickly

Blaise : He tragically fell off a cliff during a romantic getaway, and technically my Mum isn't married to him yet.
Blaise : but the guy seems to consider ring-shopping so i might say there'll be a wedding by yuletide or smth lol

Pansy : Pls invite me if yes
Pansy : I dont need to know the groom, i just love the cake your mum always orders for her weddings

Blaise : they are soo good

Draco : Wtf.

Blaise : dw dragon, you're always invited to my mother's weddings

Draco : I am not interested in your Mother's weddings.

Astoria : he probably wishes to go to his own wedding with that Gryffindor

Pansy : Oh i can see the colour scheme already.
Pansy : ew red and gold

Draco : Even if I were to get married to a fucking Gryffindor, I would never have the colour scheme as Red and Gold.

Pansy : lmfao

Draco : But I won't make the mistake of marrying a Gyffindor.

Millie : first stage; denial

Draco : Shut up, Millicent.
Draco : As if you weren't in deep denial of your lesbianism.

Astoria : second stage; anger

Draco : Not you too, Astoria.

Blaise : third stage; bargaining

Draco : I didn't know you could spell that, Blaise.

Pansy : fourth stage; depression

Draco : I have that regardless of my love life, thanks.

Pansy : BAHAHAHAG

Daphne : fifth stage; Acceptance.

Draco : Those were the 5 stages of grief, who were you grieving?

Pansy : Your dignity

Draco : Fuck you.

Pansy : <3

Astoria : we loovee u drayy

Draco : And I can't wait to murder you all.

 

 

Today at 17:40 P.M

Gryffindor : help me

Draco : ?

Gryffindor : oh sorry
Gryffindor : i meant to text my friend

Draco : Why do you need help?

Gryffindor : why do you care?

Draco : Ok.

Gryffindor : lmfao
Gryffindor : no wait i take it back
Gryffindor : i'll tell u

Draco : Waiting.

Gryffindor : im at my aunt's and uncle's place
Gryffindor : they're muggles and my cousin is an arsehole

Draco : Muggle relatives? You're a muggleborn?

Gryffindor : My mum is muggleborn. I have a pureblood father

Draco : Oh.

Gryffindor : yeah and my aunt used to call me and my mum freaks because we do magic and everything
Gryffindor : But she promised my mum that she wants to start things over for the better
Gryffindor : i mean she doesn't call me a freak anymore
Gryffindor : but her son still seems to despise me and her husband

Draco : And why do you need help?

Gryffindor : bc they're trying to do small talk and my dad is making too many wizards jokes it's scaring both my cousin and uncle

Draco : Let your father terrorise them.
Draco : After all, there's no reason to call you or your Mother 'freaks'.

Gryffindor : aw you care

Draco : And Goodbye.

Gryffindor : i take it back!!
Gryffindor : pls distract me from this awkward dinner

Draco : You have friends.

Gryffindor : that abandoned me to watch muggle movies in muggle cities.

Draco : Shame.
Draco : I'm busy.

Gryffindor : pleeaaaseeeeeee i dont want to talk to my cousin

Draco : Maybe terrorise him instead, show him some jinxes.

Gryffindor : we re not supposed to do magic outside of school! also my mum would kill me

Draco : Sucks for you, I guess.

Gryffindor : slytherins r indeed cruel

Draco : Gryffindor's are indeed stupid.

Gryffindor : fuck u

Draco : Ew.
Draco : No.

Gryffindor : what
Gryffindor : OH
Gryffindor : u pervert

Draco : You're the one who said it.

Gryffindor : u'rr the one who took it like that???
Gryffindor : u're so weird

Draco : Ok.

Gryffindor : but good weird
Gryffindor : u're fun

Draco : Thanks?

Gryffindor : u dont get compliments often?

Draco : I do, just not from Gryffindors.

Gryffindor : well its about time now, isnt it?

Draco : Are you flirting?

Gryffindor : is it working?

Draco : No.

Gryffindor : well
Gryffindor : i mean idk how u look
Gryffindor : i might've just dodged a bullet

Draco : Fuck you.

Gryffindor : are you interested?

Draco : Ew.
Draco : Stop.

Gryffindor : lmao

Draco : I distracted you enough, goodbye.

Gryffindor : nooo keep me company strange slytherin boy

Draco : You don't even know my name. Or how I look.

Gryffindor : give me hintssss then
Gryffindor : for an instant; i have green eyes

Draco : ?
Draco : Ok.

Gryffindor : come onnn tell me something about you
Gryffindor : anything rlly

Draco : ...
Draco : Grey eyes.

Gryffindor : fuck
Gryffindor : thats hot
Gryffindor : i mean cool

Draco : ...
Draco : I think I distracted you enough.

Gryffindor : im sorry
Gryffindor : i didnt mean to make you uncomfortable.

Draco : No, I just got caught laughing at my phone and my dad is throwing daggers.
Draco : So goodbye.

Gryffindor : oh-
Gryffindor : BAHAHAH AGAIN?

Draco : Shut up.

Gryffindor : OK OK OK

 

30 Minutes Later

 

Draco : Blond.

Gryffindor : what?

Draco : I'm blond.

Gryffindor : oh
Gryffindor : blond and grey eyes? Now I see the resemblance with Luna

Draco : I suppose.

Gryffindor : im pretty boring
Gryffindor : green eyes and black hair

Draco : fair skin?

Gryffindor : i guess im pretty toned then the normal amount of kids at Hogwarts
Gryffindor : probably also from my indian heritage

Draco : Really?

Gryffindor : mhm
Gryffindor : what about you?

Draco : People say I'm very pale. Almost ghost-like. Another thing me and my cousin seem to have in common.

Gryffindor : lmao
Gryffindor : why am i not surprised?

Draco : Yes, yes I'm pretty boring.

Gryffindor : i didnt say that
Gryffindor : actually you sound really pretty
Gryffindor : im just imaging a slightly taller luna with short hair and grey eyes

Draco : Some say I look more like my Mother, so I only have the blonde genetics from my father.

Gryffindor : hmm
Gryffindor : i still see a pretty blond slytherin with grey eyes

Draco : You're weird.

Gryffindor : yeah

Draco : But good weird.

Gryffindor : stole my line

Draco : Did it make your heart race?

Gryffindor : oh for sure ;)

Draco : lmao.
Draco : You really are different.

Gryffindor : i am?

Draco : Clearly I wouldn't know since I don't speak to many Gryffindors.

Gryffindor : can i get one of those exclusive invites now?

Draco : No, we're not there.
Draco : Yet.

Gryffindor : well i gosh-golly need to try my hardest to get on your good side, Slytherin.

Draco : Eugh, maybe I should just tell you my name so you wouldn't call me Slytherin.

Gryffindor : im not complaining

Draco : Nah, too risky.

Gryffindor : :(

Draco : Hm.
Draco : Okay well.
Draco : Call me Noir.

Gryffindor : That cannot be your name?

Draco : It isn't.
Draco : It's a clue.

Gryffindor : it is?
Gryffindor : oof i need to give you a clue now don't i?

Draco : Why not?

Gryffindor : ok ok give me a second
Gryffindor : uhhhh
Gryffindor : Stag

Draco : ...
Draco : Are you serious?

Gryffindor : 99.9%

Draco : How is that a clue??

Gryffindor : That's for you to figure it out, Noir.

Draco : Oh, merlin. What did I get myself into?

Gryffindor : lmao

Draco changed this contact to Stag

Stag : fyi; its kind of personal as well

Draco : How in Salazar's name am I supposed to figure out who you are if it's a personal clue??

Stag  : u're smart
Stag : u'll figure it out ;)

Draco : Good heavens.
Draco : If I don't get something useful at the end of this I'm going to kill you.

Stag : u'll get a date with the most handsomest boy in Hogwarts

Draco : ...

Stag : and i get an unforgetable adventure with a pretty slytherin
Stag : and if not a date then an unbreakable friendship

Draco : ...

Stag : :)

Draco : Ok.

Stag : did i win u over?

Draco : Goodnight, Stag.

Stag : aw no dont leave just yet
Stag : im not tired yet

Draco : I am. Goodnight.

Stag : :/
Stag : fine
Stag : goodnight noir <3

 

 

Today at 19:44 P.M

Draco : If I do end up on a date with a Gryffindor, will you murder me before I get to it?

Pansy : ofc

Draco : Thank you.

Pansy : The Gryffindor u texted?

Draco : We gave each other clues, little hints I guess. Mine was Noir.

Pansy : Noir = Black in french = Your Mother's maiden name is Black. Oh, that's actually smart

Draco : Yes.
Draco : It's easy.
Draco : It's simple.

Pansy : omfg what his hint

Draco : Fuck.
Draco : Ing.
Draco : Stag.

Pansy : SAASASDKDAS
Pansy : OH YOU POOR POOR BOY
Pansy : you have it BAAD

Draco : Stfu.
Draco : I don't know him, he doesn't know me. We're just flirting harmlessly.

Pansy : YOU'RE FLIRTING NOW???

Draco : I didn't tell you?

Pansy : NO???

Draco : Crap.

Pansy : OFMG DRACO WHAt
Pansy : WAIT JSUT WAIT
Pansy : IM COMING OVER AND U'RE SHOWING ME THE MESSAGES

Draco : Fuck.
Draco : No.

Pansy : Fuck
Pansy : Yes.
Pansy : see u in 20 mins xx

Chapter 4: 16th-23rd of August

Today, 16th August, at 11:02 A.M., Draco Malfoy's phone

Stag : a cat followed me home today
Stag : he looked very moody so i named him after u

Draco : What an honour.

Stag : truly
Stag : whats ur fave colour

Draco : Death.

Stag : gosh, hardcore emo
Stag : or goth

Draco : Piss off.

Stag : its alr
Stag : i like moody men
Stag : ;)

Draco : Ew.

Stag : what IS ur type btw??

Draco : Definitely not Gryffindors, that's for sure.

Stag : lies
Stag : im very charismatic

Draco : I think the correct word you're looking for is Annoying.

Stag : im charming
Stag : very attractive btw

Draco : Eh.

Stag : yes
Stag : im VERy attractive trust me

Draco : I really doubt that.

Stag : shh im the most handsomest man u'll ever meet i swear

Draco : Will meet?

Stag : we wiLL MEEt
Stag : im making sure of it
Stag : im gonna ask around the slytherin compartments to find out who threw the biggest failure of a party over the summer

Draco : Excuse you??

Stag : JK JK JUST KIDDIn
Stag : biggest plot-twist party
Stag : and busted party
Stag : if thats better
Stag : oh yea btw
Stag : *sent a picture*
Stag : thats the moody cat that followed me

Draco : That doesn't even look anything like me.

Stag : well he wasnt supposed to, he just reminded me of u

Draco : That's a fucking ginger cat, what do you mean it reminded you of me??
Draco : Do you see me as ginger??

Stag : lmFAo no u already told me u're a blond

Draco : Oh, forgot about that.

Stag : lmao
Stag : anyway
Stag : no its just very constipated and reminded me of u

Draco : Fuck you.

Stag : maybe

Draco : Eugh.
Draco : Bye, you're giving me a migraine.

Stag : ahh such an insult
Stag : u like me
Stag : just admit it

Draco : Piss off.

 

 

Today at 13:23 P.M.

Draco : I'm coming over, tell your father.

Luna : Ooh!! Why?

Draco : My father's hosting another dumb Party Evening to find me a bride. I convinced him I'm getting ready at Blaise's.

Luna : And u're just not going to show up then??

Draco : Yep.

Luna : alr!
Luna : ohh should I invite Dora as well

Draco : You have her new number?

Luna : yepp
Luna : She visited a few days ago anyway

Draco : Sure.

Luna : Sleepover??

Draco : My father would be furious.
Draco : Fuck yes.

Luna : Yay!!
Luna : invite Blaise and Pansy, it's always fun with them as well

Draco : Blaise is gone for the weekend, off in Italy with his Mother. That's why I used him as an alibi.

Luna : ohh lmao
Luna : Pansy?

Draco : She said she'll be over.

Luna : Yay!

 

 

Today at 15:33 P.M.

Chat Room: SlytherWhores

Pansy : *sent a picture*

Blaise : is that dracO??
Blaise : smILIng At HIs phOne??

Pansy : wanna guess who it is again?

Blaise : Stag?

Pansy : yep

Draco : YOU TOLD HIM?

Pansy : obvi

Draco : I am never entrusting you anything.

Blaise : bitch pls u guys arent even sending each other dick pics so its not serious

Pansy : ugh ikr

Draco : Fuck you both.

Pansy : why r u giggling anyway

Draco : No reason.

Blaise : omfg that man is getting draco giggling stop
Blaise : maybe this is an emotional attack instead of a sexual one

Pansy : omg do u think???

Blaise : draco is falling in LOOOVEEe

Draco : Never.
Draco : He's a Gryffindor.

Blaise : yk who else is one

Draco : No.
Draco : Shut up

Blaise : HARRY

Pansy : POOTTTAH

Draco : I hate you both.

Blaise : lmfao
Blaise : no but why he got u giggling dray

Draco : He says I remind him of this cat.
Draco : *sent a picture*

Pansy : ASDJSADj
Pansy : THATS ONE MOODY GINGER CAT i'VE SEEn

Blaise : he thinks of u as a moody ginger cat?

Draco : Yep.

Blaise : and u been giggling about this for how long?

Pansy : for an hour

Draco : NO.

Blaise : omg he's a goner

Draco : I AM NOT.

Pansy : its a fucking cat omfg

Blaise : for a dude who only likes dicks, u for sure giggle at a pussy for no reason

Draco : OMFG SHUT UP.
Draco : GOODBYE.

 

 

Today at 17:33 P.M.

Draco : How do I permanently and stealthy get rid of my friends?

Stag : homicide is a large crime but as u are a homosexual i say do it

Draco : That makes no sense.

Stag : be gay do crime

Draco : What a bold statement.

Stag : it is my prophecy
Stag : my live, laugh, love 

Draco : Good to know I'm involving myself with a Criminal.

Stag : ok im not a criminal
Stag : but i do look good in leather

Draco : Sure.
Draco : I can't think of many who'd rock leather. And you definitely do not.

Stag : u dont know me :(
Stag : i look hot
Stag : believe me

Draco : Nah.

Stag :  *sent a picture*
Stag : he thinks u're rude

Draco : I hate that cat.

Stag : hey i named him after u

Draco : Noir? You called a ginger cat Noir?

Stag : yep

Draco : Sigh.

Stag : its not that bad of a name

Draco : For a ginger cat, it's a fucking curse.
Draco : Release the poor bastard.

Stag : no
Stag : he likes my cuddles

Draco : You're probably suffocating him.

Stag : >:(
Stag : he's very comfy
Stag : *sent a picture*

Draco : Hmhm.
Draco : Looks really comfortable to me.

Stag : ikr

Draco : That was sarcasm, but of course it's hard for you to detect my sense of humour through text messages.

Stag : i hate u

Draco : I'm glad I left such a big impression.
Draco : Now, if you excue me, I have to braid my cousin's hair.

Stag : oohhh say hi to luna for me

Draco : No.
Draco : Why would I?

Stag : :(

 

 

Today at 17:42 P.M.

Draco : I know for a fact that you'll send this picture over to Blaise in a minute but.
Draco : *sent a picture*
Draco : WHO CUDDLES A CAT SHIRTLESS?!

Pansy : HOLY FUCKING FUCKS HE'S RIPPED DRACO
Pansy : IDC WHAT ANYONE SAYS U HAVEEE TO SEND HIM A DICK PIC NOWW

Draco : FUCK. NO.
Draco : But seriously.

Pansy : LOOK AT HIS TONED CHEST
Pansy : AND GOOD HEAVENS THOSE PECS
Pansy : MF IS A PHOTO GENIUS
Pansy : IF THATS PHOTOSHOP HE DID A HELLA GOOD JOB OF IT

Draco : Don't ruin the mood like that.

Pansy : ok ok
Pansy : HE'S HOT THoOUGH

Draco : UGH.
Draco : I can't handle this, I'm going to block him.

Pansy : NO
Pansy : REGARDLESs THE FACT THAT HE'S A BLOODY GRYFFINDOR
Pansy : PACK IT HONEY, GET HIS DICK

Draco : WTF?

Pansy : He'S HOT DRAy
Pansy : JUST DO IT

Draco : No.

Pansy : YES

Draco : NO.

Pansy : GIVE ME UR FUCKING PHONE

Draco : NO.

Pansy : DRACO MALFOY

Draco : I WILL MURDER YOu, PISS OFF.

Pansy : GET BAKC HERE

Draco : STOP CHASING ME.

Pansy : NO.

 

 

Today at 18:19 P.M.

Draco : awesome pecs btw

Stag : oh
Stag : wait fr???

Draco : mhm

Stag : ???

Draco : OHGFSMSDk
Draco : ReAlly Ho!*ä-

Stag : r u drunk???

Draco : NO
Draco : My friend just stole my phone, omfg.
Draco : KDFü3
Draco : REALLY HOT BICEPS
Draco : FMYFRIEND WANTS BONE U
Draco : Oh good gods.

Stag : are THEY drunk?

Draco : It always feels like she is.
Draco : But then I remember, that's just how she is.
Draco : A fucking skank.

Stag : oh
Stag : so u dont like my pecs after all?

Draco : No.
Draco : è!2ü4p3
Draco : YES
Draco : No.

Stag : aw
Stag : shame

Draco : SENd MREO
Draco : Don't.

Stag : hmm idk
Stag : that seems tempting

Draco : I will block you.

Stag : u wouldnt

Draco : I would.

Stag : *sent a picture*

Draco : STOP.
Draco : do23
Draco : DOnT STOp

Stag : im getting mixed signals, noir

Draco : Do you just have pictures of yourself shirtless??

Stag : no
Stag : i just hang around shirtless in my room
Stag : its extremely hot

Draco : U'RE hOT
Draco : anyway
Draco : send a dick pic

Stag : ok im guessing that was DEFINITELY not u omg

Draco : AND YOU ARE RIGHT.
Draco : BECAUSE IF YOU DO I WILL NOT HESITATE TO BLOCK YOU.

Stag : woah
Stag : not even to get a good view? :(

Draco : BLOCKED.

Stag : IM JSUT KIDDNg
Stag : PLS OMG SRORRY
Stag : IDK WHAT CAME OVER ME IM SORrY I SWEAR
Stag : i swear to merlin idk what came over me in that split second jfc

Draco : its ok, noir is just a lil shy

Stag : omfg

Draco : locked myself in the bathroom so he wont get in
Draco : just between me n u
Draco : if u ARE a paedophile playing around with my best friend's feelings i will literally find out who you are and tear u from limb to limb, break every bone in your body, pull out your teeth and use that as decoration that makes borgin & burkes look like a sweetshop
Draco : hear me?

Stag : loud and clear

Draco : and if u r who i believe u r
Draco : bc my best friend is dense to connect the dots
Draco : do u swear to not hurt him?

Stag : what?
Stag : u already know who i am?

Draco : i just looked over ur entire chat messages
Draco : im pretty darn sure i know who u are
Draco : have any clues as to who noir might be?

Stag : no
Stag : not right now

Draco : alr

Draco shared a Number with Stag

Draco : here
Draco : my number
Draco : ONLY FOR WHEN YOU FIND OUT WHO HE IS
Draco : then we can talk u weirdo
Draco : now send some more shirtless pics so i can delete these messages and turn my best friend into a blushing mess

Stag : uhh ok
Stag : got it

Draco Deleted a couple of Messages

Stag Deleted a couple of Messages

 

*~

 

Today, 17th August, at 4:32 A.M, Harry Potter's phone

Harry : would u rather be blind or deaf?

Noir : Both.
Noir : For everything that has happened today, I would be both.

Harry : hey
Harry : :(
Harry : im hot

Noir : No.
Noir : Pleugh.
Noir : Anyway.
Noir : Good night.

Harry : nooo
Harry : which came first, the chicken or the egg

Noir : Sleep.

Harry : BOOh U WHore

Noir : Rather be a fulfilled whore with sleep then a sleep-deprived ugly shirtless cat cuddler

Harry : cats LOVE me
Harry : im a fucking furnace for them
Harry : built for warmth and good cuddles ;)

Noir : Yeah, right.

Harry : no frr
Harry : ;)
Harry : im a very good cuddler

Noir : I don't care.
Noir : Go get a girlfriend.

Harry : :(

Noir : Or Boyfriend, I don't care.

Harry : well the guy im interested in wont show me who he is

Noir : Get a hobby.

Harry : :(

Noir : Make better friends.

Harry : take ur own advice

Noir : Fair.
Noir : I know she told you something.
Noir : And I know she gave you something.

Harry : she gave me nothing
Harry : not even her name

Noir : Because that would be far to easy for you now, wouldn't it?

Harry : rude.

Noir : Goodnight.

Harry : :(

 

*~

 

Today, 18th August, at 2:01 A.M.

Stag : dc or marvel

Draco : I don't like comics.

Stag : *throws hands in the air dramatically* well what DO u like

Draco : Books.

Stag : NOOOOO
Stag : MY ARCh-NEMESIS

Draco : Huh.
Draco : Books.

Stag : HISSSS
Stag : NoOoOOoooOOOO

Draco : Wow, his weakness is books.

Stag : i hate reading
Stag : and i fully blame the educational system for making me hate it
Stag : its boring
Stag : to DEATh

Draco : That just means you haven't found a good book that has caught your attention yet.
Draco : Also, you hate reading but comics??

Stag : OK, first of all; comics are better than books bc of the art
Stag : ABSOLUTELY AMAZING
Stag : and books are just BOORING
Stag : there is no book that would ever interest me
Stag : but pls
Stag : do tell me what kind of...
Stag : *puke*
Stag : books u like

Draco : ...
Draco : That was the most dramatic shit I have ever seen.
Draco : But to your question;
Draco : Mystery, obviously.
Draco : And...
Draco : Horridly enough, Romance books are actually somewhat wholesome.

Stag : AJSDSAJD U READ ROMANCE BOOKS
Stag : thats rlly cute ngl
Stag : it suits u

Draco : Thank you?
Draco : I'm going to bed.

Stag : but its so early nooo

Draco : It is fucking 2 In the Morning. Goodnight, Stag.

Stag : :(
Stag : gn <3

 

*~

 

Today at 17:29 P.M, Harry Potter's phone

Harry : is rock n roll better then hip hop?

Noir : Do you have a list of dumb questions to ask people?

Harry : a really helpful website
Harry : for getting to know strangers :3

Noir : ...
Noir : I don't listen to Rock, nor Hip-Hop.

Harry : ok well
Harry : what DO u listen to?

Noir : Classical, sometimes.

Harry : rnb?

Noir : Maybe.

Harry : FR??
Harry : omg thats actually cool
Harry : now if u say jazz i might fall in love

Noir : Ok.
Noir : I won't.

Harry : ...
Harry : ??
Harry : wait wait wait, r u just fooling me
Harry : or do u actually listen to jazz??

Noir : When I feel like it.

Harry : OML
Harry : i have a playlist i think u'd enjoy

Noir : ?

Harry : just trsut me

Noir : Okay...

Harry shared a Link with Noir

Harry : just listen to it

Noir : Okay.
Noir : I'll make sure to rate it??

Harry : that would be best yes
Harry : :)

Noir : I have to leave now, goodbye.

Harry : aw ok bye

 

*~

 

Today, 19th August, 00:23 A.M, Draco Malfoy's phone

Draco : It's good.

Stag : what

Draco : The playlist is somewhat good.

Stag : OMG U LISTENED TO IT

Draco : My day was very boring and needed entertainment.
Draco : Don't think too much of it.
Draco : You might get a migraine.

Stag : all i hear is that u actually listened to it
Stag : and that makes me happy

Draco : ?

Stag : when i link playlist to my friends they just ignore them bc i send them a lot of playlists
Stag : so they dont rlly care anymore
Stag : but im glad u like it :)

Draco : ...
Draco : What other playlists?

Stag : FJDASJ
Stag : DO U WANT ME TO LINK THEM?

Draco : ...
Draco : Will I regret asking?

Stag : UHH
Stag : UP TO U?

Draco : Fine.

Stag : YESJDFKJAI

 

*~

 

Today at 22:42 P.M, Hermione Granger's phone

Hermione : Who is Harry texting?

Ron : huh
Ron : mione we're watching a movie
Ron : the disrespect
Ron : Also, u are sitting right in front of me

Hermione : Oh, shush, everybody fell asleep and Harry is still awake with his phone, grinning like an idiot.

Ron : He is?
Ron : omg he is
Ron : lol the dork

Hermione : Do you know why?

Ron : uh
Ron : no
Ron : maybe some girl?
Ron : or guy idk
Ron : mione u know we dont talk about that
Ron : me and harry arent that kind of bros

Hermione : That's a fat lie.
Hermione : You know, don't you?
Hermione : Ron, you know how I hate being left out on things like these.

Ron : im sorry love but this is something Harry has to tell u himself
Ron : honest to god

Hermione : Ugh. Okay, fine.
Hermione : It's whatever, let's finish the movie and go to bed.

Ron : i was about to offer my room but my mum's not gonna allow us sharing a room i just remembered lol

Hermione : You're an idiot.
Hermione : She's also probably already asleep.

Ron : thats why u're the smart one out of us
Ron : ;)

Hermione : No.
Hermione : Ron, stop looking at me like that.

Ron : Like what?

Hermione : Like.
Hermione : Whatever.
Hermione : I will sleep with Ginny in her bedroom, Ronald.

Ron : but harrys probably gonna stay awake all night again
Ron : texting his mystery lover
Ron : and ginny's already fallen asleep on the couch
Ron : look at her
Ron : taking all that space like the damn monkey she is

Hermione : That's your sister, Ron.

Ron : spoiled brat

Hermione : Ron.

Ron : u know im saying that affectionately
Ron : come onnn love
Ron : this is our chance
Ron : for us to cuddle in peace without anyone looking at us
Ron : and maybe a little more.

Hermione : NO.
Hermione : No.
Hermione : Nothing beyond cuddling.

Ron : :/
Ron : aw shucks

Hermione : Ron, just get up.

Ron : WOO! I've won her over, ladyies and gentlens

Hermione : Ron.

Ron : yes ma'am
Ron : <3

 

*~

 

Today, 20th August, 1:33 A.M, Harry Potter's phone 

Harry : i love the promiscuous song

Noir : Of course you do.
Noir : You probably also love Yeah by Usher.

Harry : 😱
Harry : how'd u know??
Harry : jk
Harry : so whats ur fave song??

Noir : I can't really pick favourites.

Harry : i would assume just the two of us by grover washington jr cause u're such a hopeless romantic

Noir : I am not.
Noir : Just because I read Romance Books doesn't make me a Hopeless Romantic.

Harry : do u imagine cutesy romantic evenings with a handsome man sweeping u off ur feet?

Noir : ...

Harry : :)
Harry : lol so predictable

Noir : I hate you.
Noir : Goodnight.

Harry : lol
Harry : omg i think my friends are having sex in my best friends room

Noir : ...

Harry : oops
Harry : i shouldnt have shared that huh

Noir : I hate you so much.
Noir : Goodnight.

Harry : HADASDAJSDji
Harry : I TAKE IT ABCK PLS

Noir : You cannot take back that sentence, omfg, what is wrong with you?

Harry : IM SOORRRRRYYYYYY
Harry : pls dont go to bed
Harry : i swear to not talk about my friends having sex ever again
Harry : on that note r u a virgin
Harry : I MEAN YK WHAZ NO I DONT NEED RO KNOW OMFG

Noir : You really just say whatever comes to your mind, don't you?

Harry : I MEAN I DONT MEAN TO
Harry : PPL KEEP SAIYNG I DONT HAVE A FILTER AND IM SORRY

Noir : Sigh.
Noir : Goodnight, Stag.

Harry : :(

 

*~

 

Today, 21st August, at 3:22 A.M, Draco Malfoy's phone

Stag : do u think spirits do come when its 3 a.m.?

Draco : You are a Wizard that goes to Hogwarts.
Draco : It's like you've lost all your braincells since you visited your cousin.
Draco : Ask a Ghost.

Stag : fair
Stag : but eeevil spirits
Stag : demons yk

Draco : Ask. A. Ghost.

Stag : :(
Stag : fine
Stag : moody mc-moodster
Stag : i saw lucius malfoy yesterday and my day was slightly ruined
Stag : only slightly bc u kept me entertained ;)

Draco : Did Lucius approach you?

Stag : my family and me
Stag : prboally bc sirius lupin was with us

Draco : Oh.

Stag : he merely insulted sirius and then insulted my dad and then went on with shopping in diagon alley

Draco : Oh.

Stag : oh indeed
Stag : such a prick
Stag : just like his son
Stag : haha lol

Draco : Indeed.
Draco : I'm exhausted, goodnight.

Stag : oh
Stag : alr
Stag : goodnight noir <3
Stag : sleep weel noir

 

 

Today at 3:27 A.M.

Draco : I hate Gryffindors.

Pansy : what did he do?

Draco : Why are you awake?

Pansy : what did he do?

Draco : Called me a prick.
Draco : Well not me, but Lucius Malfoy's son.
Draco : So basically, he called me a prick.
Draco : face-to-face without realising
Draco : Sigh.
Draco : Is getting to know people always been this hard?

Pansy : ugh
Pansy : im coming over
Pansy : u hopeless gay

Draco : It's 3 A.M.???

Pansy : my dad won't mind

Draco : ??
Draco : I love your dad.

Pansy : ik he's the best
Pansy : btw he says he loves u too

Draco : That man deserves ever gold and galleon he gets.

Pansy : he says u do too draco and that u shouldnt forget what u're worth

Draco : Pansy, can I marry your father?

Pansy : NO FUCK OFF

Draco : Lmfao.

Pansy : he told me he loves you as much too and if u werent underaged he'd consider it

Draco : Omfg, tell him I'm turning eighteen next year.

Pansy : DUDE STOP FLIRTING WITH MY DAD

Draco : He started it

Pansy : i fucking hate both of u
Pansy : ... he said that he'll make u cookies so i have to wait 30 minutes now

Draco : I can wait 20 hours for Mr. Parkinson's cookies.

Pansy : u cheesy prick
Pansy : shut up

Draco : lol.

 

 

Today at 22:39 P.M.

Stag : did i upset u??
Stag : even if i texted u, u ignored me

Draco : It's been a shit day.
Draco : I'm going nonverbal for the day.

Stag : oh shit
Stag : im sorry
Stag : i hope it gets better
Stag : and just so u know
Stag : im always here for u
Stag : i swear 

Draco : Oh...
Draco : Thank you..
Draco : Goodnight.

Stag : goodnight noir

 

 

Today, 22nd August, at 8:33 A.M, Harry Potter's phone

Noir : Is Friends better then How I Met Your Mother?

Harry : oh
Harry : my
Harry : gods
Harry : i think im gonna implode
Harry : I CANT DESCIDE

Noir : *Decide.
Noir : And my friend came up with it as we were rewatching season 4 of HIMYM.

Harry : ONGGGGGggg i have to ask my friensd brb this is a huge debate

Noir : Lmao.

Harry : also im glad u're on a good mood today <3

Noir : Thank you.
Noir : Now go ask your friends.

Harry : OMW

Noir : ... What you told me yesterday helped me a bit, I think.
Noir : Annoyingly so.
Noir : So. Geniuenly. Thank you.

Harry : im glad
Harry : :)
Harry : SO
Harry : my friends said Friends was more culturally significant and everyone knows the characters even if they've never watched the series

Noir : I guess that's true, but HIMYM was also significant.

Harry : in its own ofc i love himym

Noir : Now that I will agree with you wholeheartedly.

Harry : FUCK YEA
Harry : the show gives me suuchh comfort in a way i will probably never be able to explain why

Noir : Try me.

Harry : OK OK OK OK
Harry : so it just kind of makes me think of my parents
Harry : they have not had the same kind of meeting like ted and robin or ted and his kids's mum
Harry : i forget her name so bare with me

Noir : Tracy McConnell.

Harry : YES that girl
Harry : ur so smart

Noir : Thank you.

Harry : but anyway
Harry : my parents always knew each other
Harry : but they never really liked each other in the first few years of theirs in hogwarts

Noir : Oh, enemies-to-lovers?

Harry : THATS WHAT I THOUGHT
Harry : apperantly my dad was so bad he was the like sterotype guy that'd pull the pigtails of the girls he liked

Noir : I never liked that trope... Boys will be boys.

Harry : ong
Harry : but over the years they grew closer obviously
Harry : my mum befriended the same friends my dad had
Harry : became really really close friends with one of them actually they still gossip about books together

Noir : Aw.

Harry : omg thats the first time i've gotten that reaction out of u

Noir : Shut up.
Noir : Friendship is very important to me.

Harry : thats fucking adorable
Harry : ur fucking adorable noir

Noir : I told you to shut up.

Harry : LMFAO
Harry : but can i finish my train of thought?

Noir : Yes.

Harry : so basically when i first watched the show
Harry : i was like 13 or 12 and my parents finally allowed me to pick my own shows to watch over that age range and the first show i picked was himym.
Harry : and as soon as i was three epsiodes in i just started feeling this comfort
Harry : like
Harry : it was cute
Harry : a group of friends all coming together each day or so at the bar they are so familiar with that they even know the bartenders by name
Harry : like they literally have a place that is specially reserved for them only
Harry : and idk it just made me think of my parents and their friends
Harry : they used to say how much time they've spent time in three broomsticks and how they had a table where they carved their names underneath it without madam rosmerta ever knowing
Harry : and when i went to hogsmeade for the first time, i grabbed my friends and forced them to find the table
Harry : i found it, obviously
Harry : and now everytime we go to hogsmeade i make sure to sit at that table as well
Harry : running my fingers underneath the carvings and spelling my dad's and mum's name out
Harry : when they got together they added a heart between their names and i just melt thinking about that again
Harry : i just might carve my name under that thing as well lol

Noir : That...
Noir : Oh my gods.
Noir : That's genuinely so adorable.

Harry : ASJDjsahdasdgADHajs

Noir : I hate Gryffindors.
Noir : But god, that was just cute.

Harry : ikr

Noir : I wish my parents had something like that.
Noir : A meet cute.
Noir : But my dad's just egotistical and my Mum wasn't allowed to make any friends outside of Slytherin.
Noir : Also, they were arranged to marry.
Noir : My mother did fall in love with him, but my father never really... expressed the same feelings.

Harry : oh, that terrible

Noir : Well, what can you do with bigoted Pureblooded families?

Harry : yeah i guess

Noir : Well.. That was the story of your parents.
Noir : What did you do today?

Harry : omgg we set something on fire again LMFAO

Noir : … What's with Gryffindors and setting things on fire??

Harry : I SWEAR IT WAS AN ACCIDENT
Harry : i was at my uncles workplace with seamus finnigan

Noir : Nevermind, you don't have to continue. Finnigan literally is not capable of doing anything without setting it on fire at least once.

Harry : BAHAHAGAH FR??
Harry : nothing against him
Harry : he's one of my best mates
Harry : but u should NOt invite him to a bonfire or a workplace where there is a lot of gasoline lmfao

Noir : Your uncle's workplace?

Harry : He fixes cars, bikes and other vehicles.

Noir : Oh.

Harry : yea lol

Noir : You should not have invited Finnigan.
Noir : Are you Dean Thomas?

Harry : BAHaHA NO
Harry : im not dean i swear

Noir : Sure.

Harry : dean doesnt have green eyes

Noir : Oh. I guess he doesn't.

Harry : and hes allergic to cats, so I wouldnt have kept my noir :)

Noir : I am still furious at that name for the poor cat.

Harry : hahaha
Harry : NOT THE POINT THO
Harry : me and seamus were just goofing around my uncle's workplace when we decided to take one of his bikes for a test drive
Harry : bad decision i guess

Noir : Obviously. Sigh.
Noir : I will never understand Gryffindors.

Harry : BAHAHAH
Harry : yeah so story short we crashed the bike and it exploded

Noir : …

Harry : no one was injured
Harry : we did it at an abandoned parking lot
Harry : my uncle then swore to keep it between us three

Noir : Well, you failed to keep that promise now, didn't you, Stag?

Harry : lmfaoo
Harry : i guess i didd
Harry : do u wanna talk about the shit day u had?

Noir : No, it's fine.
Noir : I got to go now, my friend is seeking attention again.

Harry : tell her i said hi

Noir : She said to send a dick pic.
Noir : But if you even dare, I will block you immediately.

Harry : BAHAHAH OKOKOK

Noir : I had fun talking though, so thank you.

Harry : i should thank u for listening to me rant
Harry : ik i get carried away a lot so thanks

Noir : No problem, Stag.

 

*~

 

Today, 23rd August, at 6:02 A.M, Draco Malfoy's phone

Stag : homework SHOULD be banned
Stag : ALSO SUMMER HOMEWORK???

Draco : Depends on how the School teaches the kids, really, if the kids learn something then I agree but if they never learn something?
Draco : But summer homework is like torture to the next level, not gonna lie.

Stag : SEE??
Stag : it has its limits man i hate homework
Stag : my hand always cramps up with essays of transfiguration ughh mcgonagall always goes hard for those

Draco : She does.

Stag : snape's the worst as well

Draco : Oh. Well.

Stag : i forgot ure a slytherin
Stag : shush, u have no permission to speak
Stag : ure probably his favourite student

Draco : Only sometimes.
Draco : I do annoy him to death though.

Stag : honestly who doesnt?
Stag : he always looks annoyed

Draco : True.
Draco : Good lord, it's 6 in the morning.
Draco : This is enough for me, I have completely fucked up my sleep schedule and all thanks to you.

Stag : oopsie
Stag : lmao

Draco : Goodnight, Stag.

Stag : goodnight noir :)

Chapter 5: Thursday, 24th August

Today at 12:56 A.M, Harry Potter's phone

Uncle Pads : hey pup

Harry : hi
Harry : r u and moony coming for dinner??

Uncle Pads : We promised, didn't we?

Harry : are u going to teach me how to drive????

Uncle Pads : keep it on the dL, ur mum said no but me and ur dad will be sneaking out with you

Harry : ily

Uncle Pass : love you too pup

Harry : moony is going to kill you

Uncle Pads : that he will
Uncle Pads : but it'll be worth it once you can ride a motorcycle without harm

Harry : OMG U SERIOUS?

Uncle Pads : Yes I am Sirius

Harry : shut up
Harry : that joke didnt age well

Uncle Pads : but i did ;)

Harry : idk moony would say otherwise

Uncle Pads : gasp
Uncle Pads : u're taking his side now??
Uncle Pads : I cannot Believe this.
Uncle Pads : driving practices are over

Harry : no they're not

Uncle Pads : u're right
Uncle Pads : we'll see u in 10 minutes

Harry : lol

 

 

Today at 13:12 P.M

Chat Room: GoldenTrio

Harry : sirius said he's going to teach me how to drive a motorcycle

Ron : HOLY FUCK
Ron : LETS SWITCH UNCLES HARRY

Harry : lol no

Hermione : That is not safe! Harry, don't do that.

Harry : its fine mione he's a professional

Hermione : I doubt that.
Hermione : Harry what if you break a bone?

Harry : magic exists mione?

Hermione : Oh shut up! You know what I mean.

Ron : im sure harry's going to be fine mione

Hermione : I doubt that.

Harry : u doubt everything i do!

Hermione : And why is that, Harry?
Hermione : When have you proven to me that there's no reason to doubt you?

Harry : …

Ron : lmao she has a point

Harry : shut up Ronald.

Ron : ok calm down
Ron : go on and talk to ur new slytherin boyfriend then

Harry : RONALD.

Hermione : Boyfriend!?

Ron : u didnt tell her yet??

Harry : NO?

Hermione : Harry, you got a Boyfriend? I'm so happy for you!

Harry : no no no no
Harry : he's not my boyfriend!
Harry : i dont even know him

Hermione : Harry.
Hermione : What do you mean?

Ron : remember the guy that accidentally texted harry instead of cedric?

Hermione : Yes? But what does that have to do with..
Hermione : No.
Hermione : Harry, don't tell me you continued chatting with him.

Ron : he did
Ron : and they flirted

Harry : RONALD SHUT UP.
Harry : i am never telling you something ever again

Ron : stop playinf
Ron : we both know u will

Harry : fuck yeah u're rifht

Hermione : Why did you guys lose your ability to write so suddenly?
Hermione : Honestly, you two keep losing more braincells by the day.

Harry : oh shut up
Harry : do u wanna know about rhe guy now or not??

Hermione : Yes I do!
Hermione : And don't tell me to shut up!

Harry : yeah ok srry
Harry : anyway we continued chatting and bonded over our shared hatred to cedric

Ron : beautiful

Harry : and then we started to share different things
Harry : he likes quidditch and plays seeker as well!
Harry : cedric told me he IS in fact from our school
Harry : but im more willing to believe luna over him

Hermione : What? Why Luna?

Harry : that comes later
Harry : also he's def in our year
Harry : oh and he's a slytherin ig

Hermione : Glad to see your hate for Slytherin disappear, but this is still serious.

Harry : no my uncle is

Hermione : Harry.

Harry : ok ok srry
Harry : ik cedric has lied a lot to us in the past but he SWORE on cho's life for this guy 
Harry : and he might be a git but i believe he loves cho so

Ron : u're forgetting the biggest plot twist

Harry : oh
Harry : yeah and apperantly he's luna's cousin

Hermione : What.
Hermione : Harry James Potter, I swear if you are joking.

Harry : i swear!
Harry : im gonna ask ginny for luna's new number so i can ask her herself
Harry : i meant to do that like days when i heard he was cousins with her
Harry : but i always forgot
Harry : so ig now is a good opportunity

Hermione : You better! That guy could be lying for all we know.

Harry : why would i ask for luna's number then???
Harry : calm down ok? it'll be fine

Ron : never tell a woman to calm down harry

Hermione : Why was I sorted into Gryffindor???
Hermione : Why couldn't I befriend Padma Patil and be study partners with Anthony Goldstein?

Ron : ok just cause he's smart

Hermione : Also gay, so don't get your hopes high, Ronald.

Ron : THANK GODRIC, anyway
Ron : Hermione is logically right harry
Ron : it could be a grown man for all we know

Harry : why else would i ask for luna's number or ask cedric about him???
Harry : seriously its like u guys dont listen to a word i say!

Hermione : Harry, you say a lot of stuff.
Hermione : Regrettably, it's mostly stupid stuff so we just naturally tune out with your schemes to bring Malfoy down from his ivory throne.

Ron : omfg i forgot bout malfoy lmao
Ron : harry he was proper obsessed with u
Ron : since like u rejected his friendship 

Harry : u're saying as if i wasnt there for that
Harry : and also
Harry : why wouldnt i?
Harry : lol

Ron : fair he was a prat

Hermione : But he apologised, Ronald.

Ron : a real great apology yes mione

Harry : what good does that apology do? he just stopped annoying us and stopped talking about me
Harry : i mean he's still a slimy git when it comes to quidditch but he's been avoiding us all since 5th year
Harry : moony called it a civil stand or smth

Ron : i wonder if he'll be the same for 6th

Harry : merlin i hope so
Harry : 5th year was so blissful without his stupid remarks on practically anything i did lmao

Ron : yk some people started thinking malfoy was in love with u harry

Harry : WHAT
Harry : SINCE WHEN

Hermione : Well, there was always some tension between you too so I can understand where the others are coming from.

Harry : oh bc im bisexual???
Harry : R U SERIOUS???

Hermione : No, Harry.
Hermione : Not because you are bisexual, sigh.
Hermione : It's how you two acted with each other and how sometimes… you get up and personal.

Harry : what

Ron : basically u guys keep glaring at each other during lunch/breakfast some people started speculating that u're just eye-fucking each other
Ron : and as soon as u guys would get out of sight from everyone
Ron : they thought u guys were going at it but not fighting wise

Harry : WTF
Harry : RON WAHT THE FUCK

Ron : hey only telling u what happened alr

Hermione : I'm surprised you only heard about this now?
Hermione : There were rumours going around that you two broke off your secret relationship and that's why you stopped fighting and bickering the entire time.

Harry : that
Harry : cannot be true

Ron : i mean ginny started one of those rumours by accident
Ron : lol
Ron : she said that malfoy left u for cedric

Harry : omfg
Harry : im going to kill her

Ron : no not yet
Ron : let her become a pro quidditch player, get some money for the fam and then marry her, inherit the will and then u can kill her

Harry : stfu gold digger

Hermione : I cannot bear you two.
Hermione : I'm going to ask Anthony Goldstein if he wants a new study partner.

Harry : lmao

Ron : im the best study partner u'll ever have mione
Ron : muah muah

Hermione : If you ever decide to do your own work instead of copying mine.

Ron : D:

Harry : also making out doesnt qualify for studying

Ron : harold shut up before i fucking kill you

Harry : u've been ruining the image of once hermione jean granger
Harry : smartest witch in our year
Harry : forcing her to swallow ur ginger tongue

Ron : ofmG WAHT THE FUCK mate

Hermione : Harry, kindly, stfu.

Ron : OMG HERMIONE SWORE
Ron : HARRY WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY HERMIONE??

Harry : OH GODRIC WE FINALLY CORRUPTED HER

Hermione : I give up with you two.

Ron : <3

Harry : <3

 

 

Today at 15:44 P.M

Chat Room: MaraudersJrs

Dad : why is my lovely son
Dad : my little beam of sunlight
Dad : texting during our movie Marathon of the Transformers movies?

Uncle Pads : first mistake; choosing the transformers movies over star wars

Dad : they're both about aliens, why does it matter?

Uncle Pads : I'll tell u
Uncle Pads : One doesn't have Luke Skywalker

Uncle Moony : You are both sitting next to each other, stop texting.

Dad : no

Uncle Pads : james is right tho
Uncle Pads : who snatched our precious prongs jr.'s attention so badly?

Harry : no one

Uncle Pads : sure
Uncle Pads : and im obi-wan kenobi
Uncle Pads : now who is it u're texting??

Dad : is it a girl?

Uncle Pads : or a boy?

Harry : no just watch the movie

Uncle Pads : not till u give us a little hint
Uncle Pads : come on pup

Dad : we dont bite

Harry : …
Harry : its a boy

Uncle Moony : Why watch a movie if you're going to text each other the entire time?

Uncle Pads : u're not even watching the movie with us moony!
Uncle Pads : u're in the other room with lily!

Uncle Moony : But I receive the messages.
Uncle Moony : Also Lily says to leave Harry alone.

Dad : well u didnt have to go and share everything to my wife now did u?

Harry : ty uncle moony

Uncle Moony : Your welcome, Harry.

 

10 Minutes Later

 

Dad : so like do u like this boy?

Uncle Moony : James.

Harry : omg
Harry : im going to my room

Uncle Pads : oohh so u do?
Uncle Pads : who's he? Whats his name? How old is he?

Harry : someone, none of ur business and my age so
Harry : bye

Dad : lol
Dad : he'll come around it

Harry : no i wont
Harry : the day i ask for advice from the both of you is the day you have lost both mum and uncle moony

Uncle Pads : hey
Uncle Pads : we are not teaching you how to drive with that attitude

Harry : well now you wont be teaching me at all

Uncle Pads : crap

Uncle Moony : You wanted to teach Harry how to drive today? After Lily specifically told you not to?

Dad : uhhh
Dad : we have a movie to finish bye

Uncle Pads : talk later love bye

Uncle Moony : Unbelievable.

 

30 Minutes Later

 

Harry : i do like him
Harry : the boy i was texting
Harry : and idk if im doing anything right

Uncle Pads : awww
Uncle Pads : need some help trapping his heart? ;)

Harry : no
Harry : i just know u guys wont give it up till i tell u

Dad : pretty sure nobody needs ur pickup lines pads

Uncle Pads : rude
Uncle Pads : thats how i got Moony to fall for me

Uncle Moony : Ah yes.
Uncle Moony : Awful pickup lines are the reason I fell in love with you.

Uncle Pads : i can smell the sarcasm all the way over here

Uncle Moony : Good.
Uncle Moony : Leave Harry alone.

Uncle Pads : we're not going to bite his hand off moons

Dad : we're just naturally curious ofc

Harry : OK JUST FINISH UR MOVIE DAD

Dad : fine

 

 

Today at 16:43 P.M

Harry : hey ginny

Ginny : hey

Harry : could u give me luna's new number?? i forgot she had it changed

Ginny : hmm
Ginny : and why??

Harry : reasons
Harry : private reasons

Ginny : dude
Ginny : ron told me

Harry : that fucker

Ginny : cant keep his mouth shut to save him lol
Ginny : also
Ginny : a Slytherin harry??

Harry : i dont want to hear it ginerva
Harry : i had plenty enough from ron and seamus

Ginny : omfg seamus knows???

Harry : he stole my phone while we were out at sirius's workplace

Ginny : lmfao u need to be careful with ur stuff haz
Ginny : but here

Ginny shared a Number with Harry

Ginny : i've actually been trying to figure out who luna's cousin is myself for the past year
Ginny : Luna is pretty cryptic when it comes to him ig
Ginny : i might know who he is but Luna's not gonna say a word of confirmation 

Harry : thanks for the heads up?

Ginny : go have fun with ur Prince Charming's cousin

Harry : fuck u

Ginny : lol

 

 

Today at 16:49 P.M

Luna : Harry?

Harry : i just saved your number what the hell

Luna : Ginny gave me your number 5 minutes ago.
Luna : So you've found my cousin's Number! How lovely.

Harry : yes thats the problem
Harry : he says he's ur cousin but hermione doesnt believe it unless you confirm it
Harry : so is this your cousin's number?

Harry shared a Number with Luna Lovegood

Luna : Yes it is!
Luna : How wonderful.
Luna : You two have been talking since Ginny's birthday, haven't you?

Harry : ???
Harry : how did you know??

Luna : That's when my cousin told me about the strange number that was supposedly Cedric Diggory's, and how he kept texting him.
Luna : And then my cousin texted me to ask me if I came out to Ginny's friends, then 10 minutes ago Ginny told me that you've been chatting it up with a Slytherin Student you didn't know in person but was in the same year as you.
Luna : The rest was just pure hope.
Luna : also the time he kept running away from his best friend screaming 'no, you will not get my phone, stop it'
Luna : also when he started ranting to me about a stupid Gryffindor who takes shirtless pics with a ginger cat he named Noir
Luna : so :)
Luna : yk, i had a little insider knowledge
Luna : I'm just surprised it took you this long to come to me for confirmation 

Harry : i
Harry : uh
Harry : uhh i guess i kind of just forgot
Harry : that i could do that for some reason
Harry : but anyway
Harry : so
Harry : can u tell me who he is?

Luna : Of course not silly!
Luna : He deliberately asked me not to do that, since he wants you to figure out who he is on his own! I won't help either of you actually. :)
Luna : Its not like he asked me to tell him who you are either.

Harry : is that supposed to make me feel better?

Luna : Why would it?

Harry : nvm
Harry : so you wont help me even a little bit?

Luna : Nope.
Luna : Bye :)

Harry : uh
Harry : ok bye Luna

 

 

Today at 16:59 P.M

Noir : So you spoke to my lovely cousin.

Harry : cryptic girl

Noir : Like I raised her to be.

Harry : how can you raise someone you didnt even know existed?

Noir : I made up for the loss of time since I found out about her.

Harry : om
Harry : thats so
Harry : cute

Noir : Thanks?

Harry : ur welcome
Harry : also i got into kind of trouble bc i was texting you while watching a movie with my dad and godfather

Noir : What do you mean 'kind of'?

Harry : they just teased me but it was embarrassing

Noir : Why?

Harry : cause
Harry : they were convinced that we were
Harry : going out
Harry : or whazever

Noir : You said no, right?

Harry : of course i did!
Harry : why wouldnt i?

Noir : I don't know.
Noir : You seem the type to lie about having a Boyfriend.

Harry : no im not

Noir : Sure.
Noir : Anyway, how has cracking the code been for you?

Harry : so its french and means blavk
Harry : thats pretty much all i have so far

Noir : Ok.
Noir : Well, what was to be expected from a Gryffindor.

Harry : rude

Noir : Or you're just plain boring and have no sense of creativity.
Noir : Gosh, I hate bland people.

Harry : i am not broing!

Noir : How did you fuck up that spelling?

Harry : my fingers are faster then my thoughst

Noir : Huh.

Harry : also i might have adhd so idk

Noir : Get that checked out.

Harry : someday maybe
Harry : oh i got a new prescription as well
Harry : i see everything slightly more sharper

Noir : You wear glasses?

Harry : yes i do

Noir : Huh.

Harry : ?
Harry : something the matter?

Noir : No. Just didn't expect that.

Harry : that im legally blind?

Noir : Can you read this?

Harry : yes?

Noir : Then you're not blind.

Harry : how would you know? 

Noir : I don't, that simple. Basic logic, Stag. You tell me you're not blind, and I'm supposed to believe that.
Noir : I wouldn't know either way if you are lying, see for I could pull an image of a teenager from the internet and convince you that it's me.
Noir : You wouldn't know if I'm telling the truth now, would you?

Harry : guess not
Harry : why did that get philosophical

Noir : Surprised you spelled that without a mistake.

Harry : autocorrect is a wonderful thing yk

Noir : Of course.

Harry : yk im surprised since we talk at least once everyday
Harry : and we still only know so little from each other that is about ourselves really
Harry : i talked to u about my parents and my music taste
Harry : but i have no clue how tall you are or how old u actually are lol

Noir : It's called being strangers, I suppose.

Harry : well i dont think a stranger would know ur cousin

Noir : Suppose not.
Noir : And I just found out you wear glasses so.
Noir : Point stands clear.

Harry : lol
Harry : so why dont u give more?

Noir : ?

Harry : more info i mean
Harry : and i'll tell u more and maybe give u a proper clue to my name

Noir : Hm.
Noir : I don't know.
Noir : Because it's true, you have caught my attention long enough to captivate me up till now.
Noir : And you know my cousin, and I know my cousin so she wouldn't put me in danger and let me message a grown man.
Noir : You have told me a lot about yourself, and sometimes I'd return the favour. But underneath that, we're still unknown to each other.
Noir : Question is why?
Noir : You seem to have all the clues, I believe.

Harry : waht
Harry : im cofnused

Noir : *Confused, and nothing, I was being philosophical.
Noir : The point I failed to make was that I think we have shared quite a fair about ourselves, and it's just time to pick the pieces and connect them.

Harry : ah
Harry : okay now i get it
Harry : but im always up to share some more stuff about me

Noir : Clearly, so indulge me.

Harry : ahh ok wait
Harry : well one time me and my best friend stole his dads car
Harry : and drove into a tree
Harry : and literally just last month my dad and godfather were teaching me how to drive
Harry : but tbh my godfather was just sleeping on the backseat so he wasn't help
Harry : so the point is i crashed into the very same tree from when me and best friend stole his dads car

Noir : The very same one?

Harry : yes
Harry : my mum was furious
Harry : i was grounded the entire month
Harry : well except my birthday

Noir : Oh, your birthday was the same month?

Harry : mhm 31st of july

Noir : Ah yes, now tell me your Credit Card Number?

Harry : lmfao
Harry : ok smartarse
Harry : tell me your birthday

Noir : No.

Harry : pls?

Noir : Hm.

Harry : pretty please with sprinkles on top?

Noir : I hate sprinkles.

Harry : omg
Harry : we can no longer speak to one another, we are just not compatible

Noir : Lmao.

Harry : ok but fr
Harry : whats your birthday?

Noir : Why do you want to know?

Harry : eh i told u when mine is

Noir : Which I did not ask for.
Noir : I just asked if your birthday was the same month you were grounded. You told me the rest.

Harry : smartarse

Noir : Well it was either Slytherin or Ravenclaw for a reason.

Harry : lmao
Harry : yk what
Harry : i was almost sorted into Slytherin

Noir : Oh?
Noir : You see, if you were a fellow Snake I wouldn't be so hesitant around you.

Harry : har-har
Harry : very funny
Harry : i only didnt want to be in slytherin bc of a kid that just really annoyed me and he is in slytherin

Noir : So you got sorted by pure luck?

Harry : uhh not really

Noir : What?

Harry : i asked the hat not to put me in slytherin

Noir : You asked it?

Harry : yea

Noir : You asked the sorting hat?
Noir : To not be put in Slytherin?

Harry : yes

Noir : You could do that????

Harry : ikr i was confused as well
Harry : but it worked

Noir : All because of a kid???

Harry : ajdsjda
Harry : omg i just heard how it sounded as well

Noir : So.
Noir : Wait.
Noir : Let me guess, You hate the entire house and base them all because of this guy??
Noir : And let me guess, it was Draco Malfoy?

Harry : too obvious?
Harry : also i dont hate all of slytherin
Harry : he's just a prat alr?
Harry : i mean, u're a slytherin
Harry : do u see me hating u?

Noir : No. But.
Noir : People say he's the reason the Slytherins are more prejudiced then normally.
Noir : Because he's that dramatic and won't stop fighting with Potter.

Harry : but he did stop
Harry : i mean they did
Harry : didnt they?
Harry : last year they were completely avoiding each other

Noir : That was.. a bit of a shocker.
Noir : We did hear how Malfoy said he wanted to leave things behind and start anew, but no one expected Potter and his friends to agree so wholeheartedly.

Harry : hahah yeah we gryffindors were the same ig

Noir : I'm just wondering how long it takes for Malfoy and Potter to get into another fight.
Noir : There's a betting pool happening in Slytherin as we speak.

Harry : LMFAO
Harry : thats an awesome idea actually
Harry : did you know some people spread rumours of malfoy?
Harry : they all said that he was in love with potter and thats why he wanted to stop the rivalry
Harry : funiest shit ever

Noir : Oh, if that couldn't be further from the truth.
Noir : They are hoping they are secretly shagging each other.

Harry : EW THAT IMAGINE WILL HAUNT ME TILL I DIE.

Noir : Lol.
Noir : But, to be honest, I understand what they mean.

Harry : what

Noir : Potter is attractive. Malfoy is attractive.
Noir : They would be hot together, wouldn't they?

Harry : i
Harry : dont know???
Harry : i didnt
Harry : i dont think potter is

Noir : Into men?

Harry : i mean, i don't think he's into malfoy
Harry : i mean, he's a friend of mine so i know sort of, but he never really specified if he's bi or gay or straight
Harry : so idk
Harry : but malfoy?

Noir : What about him?

Harry : is he?
Harry : into men i mean
Harry : he seems pretty uptight about that business
Harry : but his friends are all between the spectrum
Harry : i've seen zabini flirting with guys
Harry : and i think bulstrode is out as a lesbian?

Noir : Now, those are true. Blaise has never cared for gender. He just... flows?
Noir : He calls himself Pansexual.
Noir : Millicent is indeed out and proud.
Noir : And, well, Malfoy's never cared for that.
Noir : He did date Pansy for a while... but he broke up with her, like, a month in the relationship.

Harry : when was that?

Noir : Third Year.
Noir : I don't think he's allowed to be interested in men at all.
Noir : He's a Malfoy, after all.
Noir : Lucius Malfoy would rather die than not have a proper heir.
Noir : But... the possibility isn't... too far off, I think.

Harry : you know a lot, noir
Harry : like a LOT

Noir : Naturally as a Slytherin.

Harry : i kind of wouldn't be surprised if he is actually
Harry : i dont see that mattering anyway
Harry : i mean, he could probably marry a girl, and have a child, but i feel like he wouldn't really care if he was seeing a guy or a girl

Noir : You think?

Harry : i'd just be surprised to see anyone dating malfoy
Harry : lmfao

Noir : Hm.
Noir : If I were to tell you he was in fact Gay, would you spread it out?

Harry : no
Harry : not in a million years

Noir : Why?

Harry : 'cause its not my place to tell people that
Harry : if he's gay, then he's gay
Harry : if he likes sticking his dick in a guy or have someone's dick up his arse then its not my buisness.

Noir : ... Why did you have to word it out like that.

Harry : LMFAO
Harry : i got carried away ig
Harry : but what i mean to say is
Harry : its hypocritical of me to out someone just for being into the same gender.

Noir : But... don't you hate Malfoy?

Harry : hating someone is not a reason to out them.
Harry : it's not my place to say that.
Harry : i could hate malfoy for a million of years and still not want to out him
Harry : and let me clarify;
Harry : i don't care if he's gay
Harry : i don't hate malfoy.
Harry : he, himself, has not done anything enough that would make me want him gone for life.
Harry : he's a kid figuring out stuff just like the rest of us
Harry : i won't hold him against something for a bitter school rivalry lol
Harry : i just think he's overdramatic and annoying somethimes
Harry : thats about it

Noir : Huh.

Harry : ugh
Harry : i really didnt want to end this conversation with a talk about malfoy
Harry : but i gtg
Harry : ttyl?

Noir : Sure.

Harry : bye, noir

Noir : Goodbye, Stag.

 

25 Minutes Later

 

Harry : i'll still be waiting for your birthday btw

Noir : Ok.

 

2 Hours Later

 

Noir : 5th of June.

Harry : u're a gemini lmaoo

Noir : Don't tell me you believe in Astrology.

Harry : no but its fun
Harry : hey look google says we're compatible and steady each other
Harry : ;)

Noir : Lies.
Noir : I am not even Indecisive.

Harry : uh
Harry : iii meaaan you were debating on telling me ur birthday sooo

Noir : Shut up it doesn't count.

Harry : lol

Noir : Well google says Leo's are too proud.

Harry : proud of being a Gryffindor
Harry : and a good flyer
Harry : and good at flirting

Noir : First of all; debatable, I've never seen you fly before.
Noir : Second of all; No, you're not.
Noir : and thrid of all; would that mean that everyone in Gryffindor is a Leo?

Harry : lmao that would be funny

Noir : And Tragic.

Harry : whens ur birth year??

Noir : ... Why?
Noir : You already have the month and day, why do you want to know more?

Harry : to figure out if u're older then me or not
Harry : i was born 20**

Noir : I'm older.

Harry : ah gods darn it
Harry : :/

Noir : No matter how lovely this absurd conversation was, I have to leave now.
Noir : Goodbye.

Harry : what hey dont leave me

Noir : Already gone.

Harry : no u're still replying so u're still here

Noir : Not anymore.

Harry : u jsut did again
Harry : hey
Harry : come back :(
Harry : pls
Harry : i'll try harder to crack ur weird noir name pls
Harry : i'll even get my most smartest friend ok
Harry : pls?
Harry : :(

Chapter 6: Monday, 28th August

Today at 9:22 A.M, Draco Malfoy's Phone

Pansy : hey
Pansy : dracooooo
Pansy : i know you're awake
Pansy : probably texting that gryffindor idiot ;)
Pansy : listen im coming over

Draco : What, Why?
Draco : It's Monday, aren't you supposed to be on your way to your Mother?

Pansy : suppose
Pansy : im not going
Pansy : i can not handle her
Pansy : and we're leaving on Friday anyway so im not going to spend a fucking week with a woman who criticizes my entire fucking life

Draco : You're always welcomed here, Pans, you know you don't need to ask.

Pansy : but what about old man lucius?

Draco : My father has been absent all month, I don't even see him at Breakfast anymore.
Draco : He's cooped up in his office 24/7.
Draco : And my Mother loves you, so get your bougie arse here.

Pansy : ily <3

Draco : What did your Mother do now to upset you?

Pansy : My sexuality, like always.
Pansy : 'you cant date both, bleh bleh bleh, if u're going to be a disgrace at least date a Pureblood'

Draco : Wtf.

Pansy : ik
Pansy : like cool she doesn't care if i like women but ugh blood-supremacist

Draco : Sounds like someone I know.
Draco : The blood-supremacy part though.

Pansy : wanna throw our shitty parents and keep the good ones? u have a good mum and i have a good dad, we can be our own little family with Albinus and Gloria and Lia

Draco : Gloria is Al's new girlfriend right?

Pansy : yes and she's sooo pretty

Draco : How is Cordelia btw?

Pansy : oh she's actually went back to canada, but she'll be back for Christmas

Draco : Your siblings are cool.

Pansy : ty dray

Draco : I wish I had some.

Pansy : dont get depressive on me
Pansy : also u're practically a brother to me so they're ur siblings as well now

Draco : lmao.

Pansy : we both know that albinus likes u more then he likes me

Draco : Well, I am quite the looker.

Pansy : stfu blond arse
Pansy : just cause u were his gay awakening

Draco : I will never let it go.

Pansy : lmfaoooo
Pansy : u made my brother question his sexuality at 19 while u're 16 how did u do that

Draco : Ask Gay Jesus.

Pansy : ehhhh muggle religion is funky lmao

Draco : It is something.

Pansy : i bet u like 50 galleons that jesus was a wizard that was just fucking with the muggles

Draco : How the hell would we know if it’s true or not though?

Pansy : if we ever fall to the end of our line.

Draco : Dramatic.

Pansy : i wouldn't be a parkinson if i wasnt

Draco : When will you be here?

Pansy : Ehhhhh
Pansy : probs in like 2 and a half hours
Pansy : help me with my luggage when i arrive?

Draco : We have house-elves for a reason.

Pansy : and here i thought you wanted to stop being a blood-supremacist that still has slaves

Draco : …
Draco : Fine.

Pansy : it so easy to guilt-trip u

Draco : You learned it from your Mother.

Pansy : that i did
Pansy : love to use her weapons against her

Draco : lmao.

 

 

Today at 9:44 A.M.

Stag : i almost lost a tooth today

Draco : Wonderful way to greet someone.
Draco : 'How's your morning going, Noir?' Oh, great, and what about you, Stag?

Stag: lmfao great
Stag : my uncle was teaching me how to drive on his motorcycle and he let go too soon and we almost crashed into the tree if it wasnt for my other uncle

Draco : The Tree?
Draco : Wait.
Draco : Not the same one you crashed with your Father and Friend.

Stag : i feel like the tree must think we have something against it
Stag : surprised it hasnt burst out to life and started to attack me and my uncles like the whomping willow

Draco : I hate that Tree.

Stag : who doesnt? lol

Draco : Respectively, why would you even go back to the same parking lot where you had your first two failed attempts at driving?
Draco : Nonetheless at 9 in the morning?

Stag : its nearest to my house
Stag : its always empty
Stag : and there's a convenience store right next to it so if i were to start bleeding my uncles can just run there quickly and get some supplies
Stag : why 9 in the morning? bc my mum isn't allowed to know and my dad's distracting her
Stag : also the cashier knows me and gives me some bottles of firewhiskey for free when im without parental supervision

Draco : That is 100% not safe.

Stag : its fine
Stag : he's scared of my dad and my uncles so he wouldnt even need to try anything before they'd jump at him

Draco : Wow.
Draco : That sounds spoiled.

Stag : what

Draco : You sound like a spoiled kid.

Stag : i am not

Draco : You get alcohol because the cashier is afraid of your uncles and Father, nonetheless for FREE?
Draco : How long have you been doing this?

Stag : ok well
Stag : technically i only started asking for firewhiskey since last year but i've been asking the guy for like cigarettes since i was 13

Draco : Oh, you're also a lung cancer patient now?

Stag : oml
Stag : no lmao
Stag : i only smoke like idk
Stag : twice a month every now and then
Stag : only to like get my mind off some things
Stag : and if i really want something off my mind i just ask the Weasley twins for weed

Draco : This is criminal. I could print this out and send it to the Cops, Stag.

Stag : yeah but u wouldnt do this now would u?
Stag : u're too attached to me to let me go so easily

Draco : No.

Stag : sure
Stag : and we dont talk like everyday

Draco : I don't know what you're talking about.

Stag : i quite literally have the receipt

Draco : No, You don't.

Stag : yes i do

Draco : Goodbye.

Stag : we'll talk later ik it

Drago : No, we won't.

Stag : yeah right

 

 

Today at 11:37 A.M.

Chat Room: SlytherWhores

Pansy : *sent a picture*
Pansy : *sent a picture*

Blaise : enough photos of ur pussy

Pansy : fuck u
Pansy : my floofball chubby little baby

Draco : That Cat is not allowed in my Room, Pansy.

Pansy : stfu yes she is

Draco : No.

Pansy : she's my child draco
Pansy : how can you say not to your own goddaughter?

Draco : You made me her Godfather?

Pansy : yes

Draco : Still No.

Pansy : :(

Blaise : Can i be the replacement godfather
Blaise : I will take good care of Mrs. Olveria

Draco : Wtf is that for a name to begin with.

Pansy : Olveria was a Witch from the 1400's who lived as a Princess, though she had actually just taken the princess's role since the girl didnt want to be a princess. The Witch taught the Princess witchcraft and let the girl vanish from earth knows where, and Olveria took her role as Princess and ruled one of the most mighty kingdoms of the century while having complete mind-control over her Husband, the King.

Draco : Huh.

Pansy : also rumours had it that she was actually just in love with the princess and that's why she was so willing to take her place. They also said that once the King had died, Olveria vanished as well. I mean, only decades later did they find out that the king was actually poisoned.

Blaise : lesbian runaway witch and princess

Pansy : i love her

Blaise : now i love mrs olveria even more

Draco : Hm.

Pansy : i got that all from a book btw.

Draco : …

Pansy : :)
Pansy : ofc u can have it dray

Draco : Thank you.

Pansy : oh and
Pansy : Its muggle

Blaise : OMFG

Draco : …

Pansy : lol

Blaise : i thought that was a legit witch from history wtf pansy

Pansy : ikr??
Pansy : when i heard about it i thought she was too
Pansy : so it turns out Muggles can indeed make some really fucking good stories about us after all?

Draco : To be honest, that makes me just want to read it more.

Pansy : yes
Pansy : the author is so creative and i love her
Pansy : she's also a lesbian so double points++

Draco : Mrs. Olveria has earned my respect.

Pansy : yay ur goddaughter is happy
Pansy : *sent a picture*

Draco : You will clean ever single Cat hair I find in my room, Pansy Parkinson.

Pansy : uhhhhhhh
Pansy : make the elves do it

Draco : What happened with 'No more elf-slavery'??

Pansy : listen
Pansy : if they want to work for a family, they can do it ok
Pansy : half of the elves dont like being free anyway

Draco : Dobby does.

Pansy : Dobby is different
Pansy : how is he btw?

Draco : Don't know, the point of being free is that we don't need him anymore, forgot?

Pansy : hm

Pansy : i heard he works in Hogwarts now!

Draco : Really?

Blaise : omg
Blaise : can we like
Blaise : try to find him and ask him for snacks

Draco : Blaise, No.

Pansy : blaise yes
Pansy : i was thinking the exact same thing

Draco : We shouldn't bother him!

Pansy : aww dragon do you care for him?

Draco : No.
Draco : Even if he's in Hogwarts, I doubt he'd want to do anything with us. Me, specifically.

Pansy : but dragon he was so happy when you had given him clothes!
Pansy : im sure he'd be so happy to see you again
Pansy : he was literally ur best friend before u befreed him
Pansy : u cant lie we literally have old baby pics of u clinging onto him

Blaise : GASP
Blaise : Pansy

Pansy : im gonna ask draco's mum for the pics dw

Blaise : good girl

Draco : No, you will not!

Pansy : i will
Pansy : anyway, we'll visit dobby at hogwarts this year then

Draco : No!
Draco : He won't like seeing me, guys.
Draco : I mistreated him just as much as my Father did.

Blaise : you were a child dray and his best friend
Blaise : and either way
Blaise : dobby wouldn't hold a grudge
Blaise : only for lucius

Pansy : yes because lucius sucks
Pansy : everyone has a grudge against old man lucius

Draco : lmao.

Pansy : you wanna tell me thats not true?
Pansy : even potter has something against him

Draco : Probably because he's my father.

Pansy : oh yah u'd want it to be because of you

Draco : What?

Blaise : u'd pray day and night that potter hates everything about u dont u

Draco : Wtf.
Draco : You two are making no sense.

Pansy : Draco
Pansy : sweetheart
Pansy : do you wanna shag potter?

Draco : NO?!
Draco : Where in Salazar's name did that come from?!

Pansy : all the unnecessary pinning since 1st year??

Blaise : lmaoooo

Draco : Oh, you two have officially lost it.
Draco : Goodbye.

Pansy : u do wanna shag him aww

Blaise : dw dray we'll make it happen

Draco : NO, YOU WON'T?!

Pansy : if there's a will, there's a way dragon!
Pansy : dw

Draco : Oh Salazar.
Draco : Go to a Psych Ward. Both of you.

Pansy : only if u'll come along and become my roommate <3

Draco : Nevermind, I want you dead.

Blaise : hARSHHH

Pansy : that's draco's love
Pansy : u get used to it

 

 

Today at 12:10 A.M.

Chat Room: Malfoys

Father : Pansy was invited to come over by who?

Draco : She didn't want to go to her mother.
Draco : Is it so bad if she stays?

Father : Question is where she'll be staying.

Draco : My room obviously?

Father : That is not appropriate. You both are teenagers and going through hormonal stages.

Draco : Omg ew don't talk about that, Father.
Draco : Pansy isn't interested in me and neither am I interested in her.

Father : Still inappropriate to be sharing a room with a girl.

Draco : Father, we are not going to shag if that's your worry.
Draco : Even if we were, we would never do it with Parents in the house.

Father : Oh, so you would do it if neither me or your Mother were present?

Mother : Lucius!

Draco : Nothing will happen.

Father : Like nothing happened at Pansy's party?

Draco : Was it her fault 7th-Years decided to break into her Manor??

Father : Do not get cocky with me.

Draco : I am not???
Draco : Ugh.

Mother : Stop fighting.
Mother : Pansy is welcomed here, she'll always be Lucius.
Mother : She's a lovely girl, and she'd never do anything to disrespect us or our son.

Draco : Thank you, Mother.

Mother : Of course, Dear.
Mother : But she will have to sleep in a separate room.

Draco : Oh, Salazar.

Mother : That's the only condition, My dear.

Draco : Okay, fine.

Mother : Thank you.

 

 

Today at 12:33 A.M.

Pansy : Im here, come help me!

Draco : Sure.
Draco : But I'll have you know, my Parents want you to sleep in a separate room.

Pansy : they really think we're gonna shag
Pansy : too bad i like pussy and u like dick

Draco : Stfu or I'm not helping you.

Pansy : ok lol come down

Draco : Okay.

 

 

Today at 13:20 P.M.

Draco : How did you come out to your parents?

Stag : told ya u'd text me again

Draco : Answer the question, tease later.

Stag : oh well
Stag : i just flat-out told em

Draco : Just out of the blue?

Stag : pretty much
Stag : "mum, dad, im bi so deal with it"
Stag : and scene

Draco : Huh.

Stag : why do you ask?
Stag : are you going to come out to your parents?

Draco : Oh, definitely not now. I was just curious.

Stag : oh ofc u were curious
Stag : can i go and tease u now for texting me back?

Draco : No.

Stag : lol
Stag : im that fun u had to come back
Stag : crawling even

Draco : I did not crawl!

Stag : sure noir, i believe ya
Stag : i know you like me

Draco : Debatable. You're a 5 out of 10.

Stag : woah you already ranked me??
Stag : u were a 10 in my books

Draco : 'Were'? Past tense?

Stag : since im a 5 u're a 4 now to me

Draco : Rude.

Stag : u put me as a 5!

Draco : I don't know who you are neither how you look.

Stag : buut u like me
Stag : and stop using that 'i dont know u' excuse! u know me! u know a lot about me
Stag : like how me and my friend drove his dads car into a tree when we were 12
Stag : and i know u are pretty moody, and u often act cold but u care a lot
Stag : u like romance books and prefer himym over friends
Stag : and u know how i managed to get my tooth stuck on a wooden hinge
Stag : and i know that u listen to jazz and rnb
Stag : AND u know how i found out i liked boys to begin with

Draco : …
Draco : Okay.
Draco : Fine. We know a lot about each other.
Draco : What else do you want? A pat on the back?

Stag : well, preferably a date but sure

Draco : Nope. I draw the line there.

Stag : either u're still holding onto the grudge about all gryffindors being idiots
Stag : or u're scared of meeting me

Draco : I am not scared of meeting you, Stag.

Stag : really? then why don't we meet up?

Draco : No thanks.

Stag : :(

Draco : You are too weird.
Draco : I might end up in Azkaban with you as my cellmate, because you'd convince me to do something stupid

Stag : BAHAHAHA
Stag : i actually would
Stag : but u do like me
Stag : if u didnt, i dont understand why'd u still talk to me

Draco : ...
Draco : I suppose.
Draco : I do like you. A little bit.

Stag : told u
Stag : :3
Stag : whats ur favourite colour

Draco : Nevermind.

Stag : shut up and answer

Draco : Green.

Stag : oml
Stag : is it because u're a slytherin
Stag : merlin and i thought i was proud of my house

Draco : No, not because I'm a Slytherin. There's another reason.

Stag : is it?
Stag : oh well
Stag : hey my eyes are green
Stag : i can just pretend u meant my eyes <3

Draco : My friend was right.
Draco : I should block this number and never text again.
Draco : Go and find a real boy to please me instead of a stranger who's as obnoxious as a Niffler.

Stag : nooo dont listen to ur friend
Stag : im only joking obviously

Draco : She thinks so not.

Stag : its 99% jokes
Stag : and maybe like a tincy wincy 1% chance of me meaning everything i say

Draco : Really?

Stag : im bad a maths lol

Draco : Obviously.

Stag : hey is there a chance we'll meet at the Hogwarts express??

Draco : Likely, but neither of us would recognise each other because we don't know each other.

Stag : i'd still be looking for youuuuu
Stag : :)

Draco : Puke.

Stag : mean

Draco : I hardly expect you to even like the person I am underneath this.

Stag : i doubt that
Stag : u're fun
Stag : and charismatic
Stag : im sure we would get along in person 

Draco : I doubt that.

Stag : you dont know

Draco : Oh, but I do know.

Stag : what?

Draco : Nothing.

Stag : no hey what do u mean

Draco : Everyone likes to judge a book by its cover.

Stag : but i dont
Stag : i wouldnt
Stag : you really are fun
Stag : im sure we'd be good friends

Draco : …
Draco : Whatever.
Draco : I've got to go now.

Stag : aw
Stag : ok
Stag : bye noir :)

 

 

Today at 15:56 P.M.

Chat Room: HouseSlytherin

Daphne : since Draco's into Gryffindors now
Daphne : *sent a picture*
Daphne : *sent a picture
Daphne : *sent a picture*

Blaise : woah wtf

Astoria : HOLY SHIT
Astoria : IS THAT POTTER??

Daphne : The one and Only.

Astoria : wtf kind of growth spurt did that boy get

Daphne : ikr??

Theo : somebody ate their greens

Pansy : draco would faint at this

Draco : Stfu.

Pansy : KEKAJRH

Blaise : playing quidditch all summer must be doing that boy some good
Blaise : damn let me zoom in his muscles

Astoria : maybe Draco has a point
Astoria : Gryffindor's are kinda hot.

Millie : only if we're talking about the girls

Pansy : ok lesbian heartthrob, we get it
Pansy : and i promised u a date anyway so dont get ur knickers in a twist

Theo : lmao.

Draco : I hate you all.

Daphne : LOOK AT HIS ABBSS
Daphne : *sent a picture*
Daphne : *sent a picture*
Daphne : *sent a picture*

Blaise : where are you getting these?!?!?

Daphne : potter's instagram

Pansy : HE HAS A WHAT NOW??

Daphne : lmaoo
Daphne : most pics he has is like helllaaaa boring stuff like food pics and shit
Daphne : but his friend granger sometimes decides to take pictures of potter and the weasley sons playing quidditch.
Daphne : If u're interested dray, I'll send u the link xx

Draco : Stfu, No I am not.

Astoria : Salazar i didnt think he'd be this hot fuck
Astoria : maybe i'll stalk his page

Millie : ew
Millie : straight girls

Pansy : KAKDHRJAKR

Draco : I hate you all.

Blaise : if dray don't want him, i'll gladly have him

Draco : Who's saying that Potter wants you, Blaise?

Blaise : stop being jealous
Blaise : who doesn't want me?

Pansy : millie

Millie : ya

Blaise : bc she's a lesbian omfg
Blaise : if she wasn't, she'd totally want me

Millie : ... suure

 

 

Today at 16:02 P.M.

Draco : ...

Daphne : ...?
Daphne : Do you want the link now or what?

Draco : ...
Draco : Just.
Draco : Please don't tell Pansy.

Daphne : our little secret dragon lmao
Daphne : *sent a link*
Daphne : Have fun stalking bae

Draco : Shut up.

 

 

Today at 16:55 P.M.

Pansy : lets go to diagon alley for old times sake

Draco : You say that as if we don't go there every year?
Draco : Also we're in the same room, why are you texting me?

Pansy : you're were too busy drooling over Potter's insta to hear me talking!

Draco : I was not?!

Pansy : totally were
Pansy : i saw you search his name over your shoulder

Draco : You stingy Spy.
Draco : Fine, I searched him up.

Pansy : lol u have it baaad

Draco : I don't have anything, dumbass.

Pansy : you cant lie to me and ur goddaughter
Pansy : *sent a picture*
Pansy : mrs olveria is very observant yk

Draco : Shut up.

Pansy : make me
Pansy : YOU DID NOT JUST THROW A PILLOW AT YOUR GODDAUGHTER.

Draco : And I'd do it again.

Pansy : I will exterminate you

Draco : I'll be waiting.

Pansy : lets go to diagon alley
Pansy : we'll go get some new useless stuff we actually dont need

Draco : No.

Pansy : ooh we could also explore Muggle London and look around there??

Draco : No.
Draco : Last time we went there you stole shit.

Pansy : ya and it was fun as hell
Pansy : we're going

Draco : No.

Pansy : too late
Pansy : i texted your mum

Draco : YOU DID NOT.

Pansy : we're going by floo, get ur lazy boney ass up

Draco : Stfu, whore.

Pansy : MOVE

Draco : Yes, Ma'am.

Pansy : That's more like it

Draco : Jk.

Pansy : Draco Lucius Malfoy

Draco : I'm up.

Pansy : you better be

 

 

Today at 17:35 P.M.

Draco : I hate you so much.

Pansy : you dont text while having dinner you buffoon
Pansy : where have your manners gone, dragon?

Draco : Since when were you friends with Granger?!
Draco : Also, eating a cheeseburger at a Muggle McDonalds is not dinner.

Pansy : either it was a wizards' resturant and reporters would flock in and try to take pictures of james potter's son eating with infamous politician lucius malfoy's son
Pansy : which one would u have? ur face in the papers or the double cheeseburger and muffin i ordered for u?

Draco : Screw you.

Pansy : and about Hermione
Pansy : i followed her insta, she followed mine
Pansy : i found her snap and added her, she added me back
Pansy : i apologised, she forgave
Pansy : simple as that!
Pansy : Now pay attention to the meal, I have a feeling Potter has been staring intently into your soul

Draco : I will not speak to either of you.

Pansy : ok keep being brooding ig
Pansy : i'll just tell them its ur time of the month

Draco : Pansy, respectively, shut your fucking mouth.

 

15 Minutes Later.

 

Draco : Omfg stfu.

Pansy : im making them laugh! Is that a crime??

Draco : If it's Potter, yes.

Pansy : dramatic hoe
Pansy : thats supposed to be me

Draco : Why is he always trying to talk to me??

Pansy : BC HE WANTS TO TALK TO YOU????? OMFG U DUMBARSE

Draco : BUT WHY?!

Pansy : SO HE COULD APOLOGISE PROPERLY
Pansy : AND YOU COULD APOLOGISE PROPERLY
Pansy : AND LEAVE THIS STUPID FUCKING RIVALRY BEHIND
Pansy : YOU DENSE MOTHERFUCKER.

Draco : Ok, no need to get hostile, bitch.

Pansy : u're the bitch, bitch.

Draco : Stfu.
Draco : But why now?

Pansy : why not???
Pansy : me and hermione apologised and now we're great friends!

Draco : Good for you, but I don't think Potter wants to be great friends with me.

Pansy : oh dragon
Pansy : everyone knows u've got the hots for potter but merlin

Draco : Omfg stfu.
Draco : I don't.

Pansy : pretty sure he was checking you out when we walked in

Draco : I hate you.

 

5 Minutes later

 

Draco : Are you serious though?

Pansy : he TOTALLY was
Pansy : pretty sure his eyes were glued to ur arse

Draco : Don't play with me, Pansy.

Pansy : ISTG I AM NOT.
Pansy : I swear to Salazar Slytherin, that motherfucker had his eyes on the prizzzeee

Draco : I'm going to drown you once we're back.

Pansy : KAKSJDHEHAJD
Pansy : ;)

 

 

Today at 18:40 P.M.

Chat Room: Malfoys

Father : Draco, Where are you?

Draco : Since when do you care?

Mother : Draco.

Draco : I'm still in Diagon Alley with Pansy.

Father : Still?

Mother : Oh they're young, Lucius, let them have some fun.

Father : It's almost past his curfew.

Draco : Since when do I have a curfew?

Father : You've always had one, Draco.

Draco : Oh so the other times I went out with Blaise and stayed with him till, like, 12 P.M. that was fine, but the minute I'm out a little longer with Pansy I have a curfew?

Father : Do not get smart with me, Draco.

Draco : Somebody has to!
Draco : Because clearly, you're too busy being sexist to actually use some brain cells.

Father : Draco!

Draco : Father.

Mother : Lucius, I don't see the problem?

Draco : Yeah, and it's not like I'm only with her.

Father : Who else are you with?
Father : Draco.
Father : Answer!

Draco : Harry Potter and Hermione Granger.

Mother : Oh!

Draco : Pansy had befriended Granger and had coincidentally met in Diagon Alley.

Mother : How wonderful!

Father : The Muggleborn?

Draco : Yes. The Muggleborn and the brightest witch in our year.

Father : Of course I know who she is, Draco.

Draco : I just thought you needed a fresher, Father.
Draco : For, after all, you've not cared enough about my classmates before unless they were of different blood status.

Father : Draco..

Draco : Father.

Mother : Oh, dears. You two need to knock it off.
Mother : When will you be home, dear?

Draco : I don't know.

Mother : Well please take care of yourselves.

Father : You should be here before 10 P.M.

Draco : No? I don't have a curfew.

Father : Yes, you do.

Draco : What is it that you are expecting we're doing?
Draco : We're not going clubbing like that night I was with Blaise, because apperantly you think I can't take care of myself when I'm out with a girl.

Father : Draco.

Draco : Father.

Father : Do not aggravate me.

Draco : I am not doing anything. I am asking questions.

Mother : Lucius, Please.
Mother : And, Draco, dear, calm down.
Mother : This is nothing extreme, it's just a night out.

Father : …

Draco : Whatever. Pansy and I will decide when we will come back.

Mother : Alright dear, please watch over yourselves.

Draco : Of course, Mother.

 

 

Today at 19:33 P.M

Stag : my friend's older brothers stole a bludger from somewhere today

Draco : That is quite the story.
Draco : But I'm afraid I cannot listen or reply right now.

Stag : huh? why?

Draco : I'm out with my friend and she insisted on going shopping for clothes.
Draco : I'm sure I don't need to elaborate.

Stag : omg
Stag : i dont want to complain about girls but...
Stag : i would rather eat slugs then go shopping for clothes with either my mum or any girl for that matter

Draco : Glad we see an agreement.
Draco : She has had over 40 outfits prepared, and If I am not commenting on her dresses I will be severely punished (I will be kicked).

Stag : lmao
Stag : i mean
Stag : good luck but who goes shopping for clothes at this time of day?

Draco : Slytherins, obviously.

Stag : lol
Stag : clearly
Stag : just message me when you can talk?

Draco : I suppose I'll try to make time for you.
Draco : Pay attention to the word Try.

Stag : rude
Stag : u like me enough to hear my crazy stories

Draco : Eh.

Stag : D:

Draco : Goodbye.

Stag : :(

 

 

Today, 29th August at 1:22 A.M

Draco : Still awake?

Stag : theres no way in fucking hell that looking at clothes it took 5 hours.

Draco : You underestimate women, Stag.

Stag : lmfao

Draco : But you're clearly still up, so I don't hear your excuse.

Stag : sleepover with my friends we're currently in his house watching a movie

Draco : at 1 A.M?

Stag : hey i never said we were watching legally
Stag : also, movie marathon

Draco : Illegally watching Muggle Movies?

Stag : well the movie we wanted to watch wasn't on netflix yet

Draco : To be honest, I can't complain too much since it took everything to convince my father to even purchase Muggle electronics.
Draco : Let alone Netflix.

Stag : i dont get how pureblooded families cant have disney like come on
Stag : it is a childhood must

Draco : Okay, privileged Muggleborn.

Stag : pff im not muggleborn

Draco : Half-blood.
Draco : You have a muggle cousin.
Draco : You were raised by Muggle electronics.

Stag : fair
Stag : but what are yOU doing still up?

Draco : Also sleepover. My friend just fell asleep so I finally have peace.
Draco : Sigh.
Draco : She has been spending the last 2 hours talking about Potter.

Stag : hwat
Stag : does ur friend likr fancy him??

Draco : No.
Draco : I never should've told her that I found him even slightly attractive.

Stag : wait
Stag : wait wait wait wait

Draco : I'm waiting.

Stag : she talked about potter for 2 HOURS

Draco : Yes.

Stag : because you find him HOT???

Draco : Now when you put it like that.
Draco : It just sounds obnoxious.
Draco : But it's not like that.

Stag : hold up
Stag : u're telling me ur friend teased you about potter for 2 HOURS?!

Draco : 'Tis is payback for all the days and nights you've spent moaning about Potter since we were eleven' were her exact words.

Stag : omfg

Draco : Which in hindsight, I didn't?

Stag : omg
Stag : this is so fucking funny im trying not to laugh
Stag : my friend is looking like he might choke

Draco : Do not,
Draco : Tell me you shared this information.

Stag : how could i not?!
Stag : this is priceless!

Draco : I am blocking you.

Stag : NO
Stag : pls no omg im sorry no dont
Stag : im sorry istg i wont do it again pls

Draco : How could you betray me like this? We are done.

Stag : ok now u're saying it like we're dating and its making me sad cause i couldnt even ask u properly out

Draco : Because you haven't even tried to figure out who I am?

Stag : pls u have made no progress with me either

Draco : And how the hell do you expect me to figure out who you are with the name of STAG?

Stag : dude, i gave u SOOO MANY clues, honest to god
Stag : or are u just into playing stupid?

Draco : Excuse me?

Stag : noir is black in french, there is some correlation with that to you and i know Black is a well known Family name as well so there's a chance that you are related to the Black Family of the sacred Twenty Eight.

Draco : What.
Draco : Okay.
Draco : I did not expect that actually.

Stag : im not that dumb
Stag : i pretend to have the upper hand
Stag : i met Regulus Black and my dad is friends with Sirius Lupin— née Black

Draco : Wow, wait, really?

Stag : yes
Stag : but i fear if i go more from there u'll figure out who i am

Draco : Well you haven't really made it easy for me either, Stag.

Stag : lmfao do i seriously have to give u another hint for u to figure out who i am?

Draco : I don't know, are you offering?

Stag : if u're so dumbstruck to come up with any other results
Stag : sure

Draco : The block tap is looking really good right now.

Stag : lmfao PLS im sorry
Stag : but i have given u hints like daily
Stag : my dads a pureblood, my mums a muggleborn, they're both friends with sirius lupin— née black, im a Gryffindor, i am friends with ronald weasley, i even told u how i look and how i met cedric

Draco : Cho Chang had a lot of Suitors, hard to buffer them down.
Draco : Also, aren't you friends with Potter as well?

Stag : oh i forgot to mention him lol
Stag : ye

Draco : Hm.
Draco : And you're in the same year as him.

Stag : yea
Stag : also in the same year as u obvi

Draco : ...

Stag : ?

Draco : Well, since you have access to the Black Family from both Regulus Black and Sirius Lupin, I thought you already found out who I am.

Stag : well
Stag : ok so like
Stag : i still dont know who u r (lie)
Stag : i only asked them if there's a possibility that there could be another heir to the family and both Sirius and Regulus said the possibility is high but neither of them have contact to either of their estranged cousins except for andromeda tonks
Stag : there are like 3 people that could be u
Stag : or like 3 women who could be ur mum depending on everything
Stag : andromeda tonks, narcissa malfoy and bellatrix lestrange

Draco : ...

Stag : i met andromeda and her daughter so there's no way u could be her son lol
Stag : but bellatrix and malfoy's mum?
Stag : idk man its either u're malfoy or u're some secret son of bellatrix thats nobody heard of

Draco : Wow.
Draco : It took you two weeks for this.

Stag : only needed two weeks with the brightest witch in our year lol

Draco : Hermione Granger I'm assuming?

Stag : yep

Draco : She really is the brightest in our year group, no surprise you asked her for help.

Stag : mhm

Draco : So you actually have the answer right in front of you.
Draco : And you know.
Draco : Why aren't you doing anything with it?

Stag : because you havent found out who i am
Stag : either u already have and are refusing to admit its me
Stag : or u really are oblivious lol

Draco : Are you kidding me?

Stag : u havent even gotten close to cracking out who i am
Stag : so im not saying anything till u tell me who i am :)

Draco : That is stupid. You know who I am.

Stag : i do
Stag : or i dont
Stag : maybe im mistaken
Stag : u havent said anything at all that confirms all my assumpations

Draco : ...
Draco : I suppose.
Draco : I never said anything you told me was correct.

Stag : exactly
Stag : i could be over speculating for all we know
Stag : so im giving u the choice to prove me wrong
Stag : make me believe you arent who i believe u are

Draco : Hm.

Stag : and srsly try to find out who i am
Stag : if u have to ask me questions i dont mind
Stag : im all ears to see u trying to find out who i am

Draco : Thank you?

Stag : ;)

Draco : I stayed up for long enough.

Stag : yeah same
Stag : my friend just passed out before we could finish the movie
Stag : goodnight Noir <3

Draco : …
Draco : Goodnight Stag.

Notes:

**Olveria the Witch was made up on the spot. The name had been with me for a very long while, but i had no idea who she could be so i made the story on the spot. It's not a real book, sadly. I would 100% read it tho lol

Also harry isnt dumb and i hate whenever people make him seem out to be. I like smart harry and he should be more appreciated <3

Chapter 7: Monday, 4th September

Today at 14:55 P.M, Draco Malfoy's phone

Draco : It cannot be true.

Pansy : all the signs point to him, dragon

Draco : But it makes no sense.

Pansy : It makes a whole lot of sense
Pansy : he hates cedric bc cho went behind his back and got together with him the minute they broke up
Pansy : he's a gryffindor and is friends with weasley and hermione
Pansy : his parents are friends with Sirius Lupin, his mother is muggleborn while his father is a pureblood
Pansy : tbh yeah the clues were all leading up to him
Pansy : dO NOT get me started on when he described himself
Pansy : "messy black hair from my father and sharp green eyes from my mum"
Pansy : and his fuuucking stories bro
Pansy : that's a potter to a CORE

Draco : Shut up.
Draco : The Stag part confuses me.

Pansy : oh yeah that ig
Pansy : i guess i dont have an explanation for that lol
Pansy : maybe he had like a deer plushie or smth valuable to him
Pansy : u figure it out, its ur lover
Pansy : just ask him

Draco : He's NOT my lover, for the last time.

Pansy : not yet at least
Pansy : go and ask him dumbarse
Pansy : or i'll ask him

Draco : You don't have his number?

Pansy : I actually do
Pansy : but I also don't need to text him right now :)
Pansy : I see him rn, walking down the corridor with weasley
Pansy : want me to make a run for it and ask him?

Draco : DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE.
Draco : PANSY!

Pansy : lol
Pansy : so go on and text ur little stag and i wont
Pansy : imma just trail after them tho

Draco : You creepy cunt.

Pansy : hey im just making sure u ask

 

 

Today at 15:03 P.M

Draco : What does Stag mean to you?

Stag : hi to u to :)
Stag : still stuck?

Draco : Of course. It has no relation to anything that I've gathered, I don't get it.

Stag : lol
Stag : well
Stag : didnt the gryffindors and slytherins have DADA today?

Draco : Yes? You were probably amongst the crowd, why are you asking?

Stag : and what were we ordered to practise?

Draco : The Patronus Charm.
Draco : You're acting as if I wasn't present there.

Stag : did u succeed? with casting it?

Draco : No.

Stag : bummer
Stag : but did u pay attention to anyone else's patronus?

Draco : ... No.
Draco : Why? Is the Stag your patronus?

Stag : good thinking
Stag : if only u paid attention to the others
Stag : so self-centered

Draco : I was morally having a crisis and my friends wouldn't help me.
Draco : Also... the Patronus Charm was always the hardest task for me.

Stag : im sure u'll get it one day
Stag : and im half-hoping it'll be a moody cat

Draco : Fuck off with that cat.

Stag : lol nah
Stag : i have class now so
Stag : happy hunting, noir

Draco : You know who I am, use my name.

Stag : happy hunting, draco :)

 

 

Today at 15:09 P.M

Pansy : sooo???
Pansy : DRACO??

Draco : It's his Patronus.
Draco : But I don't fucking remember every Gryffindor's Patronus, so..

Pansy : you absolute BAFOON
Pansy : R U FUCKING KIDDING ME
Pansy : IM GONNA HUNT U AND KILL U
Pansy : U STUPID BLONDE FUCK

Draco : DUDE, WHAT?!

Pansy : ITS POTTER'S PATRONUS U DUMB DUMB FUCK

Draco : SINCE WHEN??

Pansy : SINCE LIKE FOREVER
Pansy : FURTHERMORE, YOU'VE BEEN FLIRTING WITH POTTER SINCE LAST MONTH I CANT BELIEVE THIS
Pansy : THIS IS NOTEWORTHY AND U KNOW IT
Pansy : oh how much i'd pay Luna to have this in the Great Vine

Draco : Shut the hell up!
Draco : This is just too insane, you do realise this??

Pansy : yes i do
Pansy : you guys have been sworn enemies since he rejected ur hand of friendship in first year
Pansy : and lets be honest that was fucking funny as fuck

Draco : Stfu.
Draco : Why would he even-
Draco : Furthermore standing from YOUR point, he hates me!

Pansy : DOESNT
Pansy : BC WHY WOULD HE FLIRT WITH U FOR MORE THAN FOUR WEEKS??
Pansy : DUDE??

Draco : But.

Pansy : THERE IS NO BUT DRACO AND U KNOW IT
Pansy : HE LIKES U FOR WHO U R
Pansy : FOR WHO U REEAALLY ARE
Pansy : for the dragon all slytherin adore and love
Pansy : our snarky blonde king of dramatics
Pansy : with his sharp wit and smarts enough to rival a ravenclaw

Draco : Why, thank you.

Pansy : git
Pansy : with ur stuupid humor that has gryffindors chuckling
Pansy : with ur justice and stubbornness to be right
Pansy : i mean
Pansy : come on
Pansy : u made Harry James motherfucing Potter fall for you
Pansy : get that coin and silver dray
Pansy : this is a once in a lifetime chance
Pansy : a perfect enemies-to-lovers

Draco : You always talked too much.

Pansy : stfu and go text him again

Draco : He has class.

Pansy : and?
Pansy : when has love ever stood between classes?

Draco : Dude, shut up.
Draco : You're too much today.

Pansy : and u're hopeless
Pansy : go text potter
Pansy : oh sorry i mean 'Stag'

Draco : Stfu.

Pansy : ;)
Pansy : ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)

Draco : I will throw you off the Astronomy Tower.

Pansy : im ur sister u wouldnt dare

Draco : Try me.

Pansy : GASP
Pansy : u'd leave ur goddaughter an orphan???

Draco : Wouldn't she belong to me if you died, since I am her godfather?

Pansy : would u live with severus if ur parents died?

Draco : ......

Pansy : lmao

Draco : Good question.
Draco : I love my Mother, and I admire Severus obviously.
Draco : But to live with him?

Pansy : u'd be a mini snape

Draco : Yeah even I don't want that.

Pansy : lmao
Pansy : go to ur lover boy

Draco : I genuinely hope you choke.

Pansy : in a kinky way?

Draco : No.

Pansy : too bad

 

 

Today at 16:15 P.M

Unknown : Hello Draco! This is Hermione Granger, I hope you don't mind, I asked Pansy for your number.

Draco : Of course she did.

Draco saved this contact as Hermione Granger

Hermione : It's just that I think we'd be really good study partners.
Hermione : Pansy always said you needed smarter friends.

Draco : No matter how accurate that is, she's a slimy git.
Draco : I wouldn't be surprised if she told you everything.

Hermione : Oh, you wouldn't?
Hermione : So If I were to say that I do in fact know everything, you wouldn't be upset?

Draco : I never said that.
Draco : I'm going to kill her.

Hermione : Well deserved, I would've done the same.
Hermione : And so you've figured out who Stag might've been?

Draco : Might've? Pretty sure you just confirmed her dying wish.

Hermione : Clearly you haven't spoken to him since you found out.

Draco : I have nothing to say to him.
Draco : That sounded rude, I didn't mean to.
Draco : It's just... shocking news. I genuinely don't know what to say to him now.

Hermione : Yes, well, ignoring his messages isn't making it better for us.

Draco : I'm not ignoring his messages.
Draco : I just simply set them on mute.

Hermione : I don't think that would make him any happier.

Draco : Wasn't my intention.

Hermione : Draco, Harry likes you for who you are as a person. Not who you were when you met.

Draco : Don't say his name.
Draco : It makes it a little too real for my liking.

Hermione : But it is Harry, and you know it. He knows it as well.

Draco : I don't understand why he didn't already give up the minute he found out who I was.

Hermione : You'd be surprised! He was utterly furious the day he found out, he refused to text you. But he caved in and did anyway.
Hermione : And you could ask him this as well, but he went more than crazy. He blocked you for a few minutes, actually, but unblocked you after he started feeling guilty.
Hermione : He than went on a rant about how confused he was and how he should feel, knowing all the things he now does about you.
Hermione : You've shown him who you are before he really knew who you are, and it was frankly adorable to hear him praise you about every little thing.

Draco : ...
Draco : I'm going to pretend he didn't tell you every single info about me. Ahem.
Draco : When did he find out?

Hermione : It was August 25th when he connected the dots, only with my help of course.

Draco : He did ignore half of my messages that day...

Hermione : Yes, because he couldn't believe it.

Draco : But this is too soon.

Hermione : What do you mean?

Draco : I haven't even apologised to any of you for how I treated you guys in the past. He can't skip over that fact.

Hermione : Oh, trust me, he didn't.
Hermione : He wouldn't stop talking about it and you the next day.
Hermione : That's why he gave you time before addressing you, right?
Hermione : To give you a chance to speak and apologise.

Draco : ...

Hermione : He does like you a lot. Maybe a little more than he liked Cho, it's different and I can tell.

Draco : You don't have to say that.
Draco : That's just making me feel worse.

Hermione : I didn't mean that!
Hermione : Just give yourself a little break, Draco.
Hermione : We know enough to know how messed up your upbringing must've been.
Hermione : Harry knows that especially well.
Hermione : His own Godfather was in the exact same position as you were.
Hermione : Albeit, a little different with a lot more choices, but it's the same experience.
Hermione : You also have the choices, only if you embrace it fully as a choice.

Draco : I suppose.
Draco : I need time to think.
Draco : Thank you, Hermione.

Hermione : You're welcome, Draco.
Hermione : I'll be waiting for your apology with the rest.
Hermione : And don't worry, I'll make sure Harry doesn't go off and spam you again.

Draco : Thank you.

 

 

Today at 16:37 P.M

Pansy : drayyyyyyyyy
Pansy : answer meeeeee

Draco : I have Quidditch Practice, you idiot.
Draco : I can't.

Pansy : but u just replied
Pansy : ugh wahtever
Pasny : i'll just spam u
Pansy : Hermione told me u spoke to her
Pansy : amzing btw
Pansy : truly amazing that u held in ur tongue and didnt immediately start protesting and rambling about potter
Pansy : askdasd
Pansy : u know im just kidding
Pansy : if u need help with the apologies i can help ;)
Pansy : lmao again im jk
Pansy : i saw potter and weasley again at lunch and they looked pretty aggravated. well potter did and weasley tried to calm him down
Pansy : potter kept glancing at his phone, picking it up and putting it down with a frown
Pansy : preeettty sure he was waiting on ur replies <3
Pansy : its adorable how he waits for u
Pansy : rlly cause like just 2 years ago i remember him trying to not punch u during quidditch games
Pansy : LOL
Pansy : so funny tbh
Pansy : u guys came a LOOOOOONg way yk
Pansy : i mean everyone knows u always had the ikly little feelings for potter
Pansy : but for him to reciprocate and forgive u in under 3 weeks??? sweet salazar
Pansy : idk what u did to him
Pansy : idk what u said to him
Pansy : (lets pretend i totally didnt read all ur messages whenever u went to bed and i stole ur phone)
Pansy : but u have that boy wrapped around ur finger without realising it dragon
Pansy : he quite literally is obsessed with u
Pansy : i saw him look for u across the slytherin table just now
Pansy : and i never told u how i got his number now did i
Pansy : so we clearly remember the night in luna's home where he sent his first shirtless pics with the ginger noir kitty of his
Pansy : he's had my number since, and when he found out who u r he messaged me like CRAAAZZY
Pansy : it was quite funny.
Pansy : he went ballistic and asked so many questions; why? why now? why at all? why? why? why?
Pansy : it was mainly him having a gay crisis ig about u
Pansy : cute, right?
Pansy : so now i can tell him about alll the wet dreams u have of him day and night >:)
Pansy : muahahaha
Pansy : jk
Pansy : im not that mean
Pansy : but if u dont apologies to him and go on that freaking cute date he promised u i will be upset
Pansy : i will resort to using different methods to get u 2 together
Pansy : by any means necessary
Pansy : <3

 

60 Minutes later

 

Draco : There is something strongly wrong with you.

Pansy : all is fair in love and war, sweetheart

Draco : Roll end credits.

Pansy : waht

Draco : Nothing.

Pansy : u dweeb

 

 

Today at 17:20 P.M

Stag : im hurt
Stag : u havent texted me all day
Stag : have u forgotten about me??? school isnt important i am, pay attention to me
Stag : pls
Stag : im bored
Stag : hermione is pestering me with homework i dont wanna doooo

Draco changed this contact to Harry

Draco : I'm sorry for how I treated you in the past.

Harry : waht
Harry : oh
Harry : omg u found out

Draco : Took me long enough to actually realise it and believe it.
Draco : And I am sorry.

Harry : its ok <3
Harry : im glad u found out
Harry : where were u all day???

Draco : Mainly avoiding you.
Draco : I had Quidditch Practice till now.

Harry : hmmmmmm
Harry : u never got close to beating me did u

Draco : Never once.

Harry : lol <3

Draco : ...
Draco : I don't understand how you can forgive me so easily.

Harry : my dad brought me to a rage room the day i found out who u were <3

Draco : What.

Harry : i let the frustrations out there <3333
Harry : and it just made me realise how i actually suppressed my feelings about a lot of things
Harry : and that includes u
Harry : and then i had another long lecture from hermione the next day
Harry : and i jsut knew it wasnt worth it
Harry : to be petty
Harry : and like idk to leave u alone bc u actually matter to me now
Harry : 3 weeks took me to realise and u already had me wrapped around ur finger by then
Harry : my dad was soo confused and worried when i started bawling my eyes out LMFAO
Harry : he thought i broke up with u and and it just made me laugh thru my tears which made him worry even more
Harry : and my magic even went a lil crazy
Harry : and yk my cat noir? ya i couldnt look at the cat in the eyes for a least a few hours

Draco : ...

Harry : its ok u're starstruck
Harry : i have that affect on people

Draco : You are so full of shit.

Harry : i am pretty amzing

Draco : I fell for you again.

Harry : yhease
Harry : wait again
Harry : waht
Harry : WAIT WHAT
Harry : WAHT DO U MEAN BY THAT??
Harry : HUH?? DID I MISS SOMETHING

Draco : I always liked you, and instead of letting my feelings show I resorted to attacking you and your friends. I didn't know back then that I had feelings for you, because I was in denial for a long, long time.
Draco : And because you rejected my friendship, which you had all the right to do. I did insult your best friend right in front of you. A ballsy move on my part.
Draco : And I was too stubborn and prideful to apologise, so I just did what I knew and that was being cruel I guess. I couldn't really form my feelings well enough to understand them and I put you and your friends through hell a bit.
Draco : My friends always told me how pathetic that was.
Draco : That's why I left you all alone last year.
Draco : Because they've finally convinced me I should change my tactics with you.
Draco : And I am sorry.

Harry : OK FIRST OF ALL;
Harry : it sucked omfg
Harry : i actually missed our fights wtf malfoy
Harry : srsly it was so weird
Harry : i mean
Harry : i gotten used to us fighting and after like a week it felt odd not getting that from u anymore. in other words i missed ur attention LFMAO
Harry : it was really weird.
Harry : and 2nd of all; I accept ur apology
Harry : for our day and age, its hard to open up. especially for us with... a broken family of sorts. it's hard to reach out and notice how bad ur emotions and actions are as a kid.
Harry : and i forgive u
Harry : and i missed you
Harry : i really, really missed the fights
Harry : as hurtful as the slurs sometimes were
Harry : there was no real bitterness in them, where there?

Draco : No. Never.

Harry : see?
Harry : draco malfoy idk what u did to me but i never managed to stay away from you longer then last year

Draco : ...
Draco : So.
Draco : About that date that I was promised.

Harry : OMFG
Harry : let me plan it
Harry : i have such a great idea that would probably get me in a lot of trouble.

Draco : ...
Draco : I don't like how that sounds.

Harry : its fine u'll have fun
Harry : its gonna be awesome
Harry : just dont worry about it <33
Harry : i will text u the details and where we will meet ok?

Draco : Ehm, okay.

Harry : <3333333

Draco : ...
Draco : Are you going to do that a lot?

Harry : cho got annoyed at me for that
Harry : so if it annoys u i'll stop

Draco : No.
Draco : I don't care about Chang, Salazar, I'm not her Potter.
Draco : I like it.

Harry : oh
Harry : <3333333

 

 

Today at 18:30 P.M

Chat Room: HouseSlytherin

Theo : *sent a picture*
Theo : he's been grinning at his phone for the past hour now...

Blaise : considering how fucking pissed he looked all day
Blaise : should we call Snape?

Draco : Fuck you.

Pansy : ASDJKSADKJAS
Pansy : i know something you dont know

Draco : Pansy, shut your flithy whore mouth.

Blaise : NO
Blaise : DONT TELL ME-
Blaise : IS IT HIM?

Daphne : omg i just walked past Potter and he was smiling so big
Daphne : DRACO

Draco : I forgot how noisy Slytherins were.
Draco : Also, what does Potter smiling have to do with me???

Theo : he just turned all red in the face

Draco : THEODORE I'M GOING TO KILL YOU.

Theo : haha

Astoria : ARE YOU DATING POTTER?

Draco : No?!

Pansy : calm down guys they havent had their date yet

Blaise : YET

Pansy : yes it is him
Pansy : Our mystery Stag is Potter.

Daphne : stag?

Theo : What?

Blaise : OMFG I FUCKING CALLED IT BRO

Pansy : To ease our fellow Slytherin's suspicion,
Pansy : The mystery guy who was texting our dear dragon was going by the alias Stag, and we found out that a Stag was Potter’s patronus.
Pansy : and now legend has it
Pansy : it was potter's number all along

Millie : Holy shit
Millie : what are the chances?

Blaise : Cedric Diggory matched them up omfg

Pansy : OMFG WAIT NO U'RE RIGHT FUCK

Draco : Omg.
Draco : I forgot it was all because of Diggory.

Blaise : ASDSAJDH

Astoria : omfg
Astoria : that is funny as hell

Theo : and now u're dating Potter????

Draco : WE'RE NOT DATING.

Pansy : yet

Draco : Stfu.

Theo : Oh.

Blaise : ASDJSADJ
Blaise : this is way too good
Blaise : lmao
Blaise : I have to give my thanks to diggory when I see him

Draco : Blaise, kindly, shut the fuck up.

Theo : Good for you?

Blaise : aww poor theo lost his snog buddy

Draco : Stfu.

Theo : What.
Theo : Oh I forgot about that.

Pansy : how can u forget the fact that u've been snogging ur roommate for like 2 years straight

Theo : Well obviously he went to me so he wouldn't have to pine after Potter

Pansy : THAT PINNING WAS WORTH IT

Blaise : clearly lmao

Draco : I hate you so much.

Blaise : <333

Pansy : <333

 

 

Today at 18:41 P.M

Theo : I know things have been awkward for like a long while since we ended our... ehm... Agreement, ig
Theo : But I want you to know I am happy for you

Draco : Thank you?
Draco : Listen, We both made it clear not to let feelings get involved.
Draco : That doesn't mean we aren't friends, Theo.

Theo : Yeah i know that
Theo : and well now u're gonna be dating Potter so haha
Theo : No harm?
Theo : I moved on away.

Draco : Good for you.

Theo : Thanks.
Theo : but is what Pansy and Blaise said true? You met because of Diggory?

Draco : Ugh yeah.
Draco : He gave me the wrong number when I asked him to bring the booze for Pansy's party, but now I think he gave me Potter's number on purpose.

Theo : Well that ended up well for you now didnt it?

Draco : Yeah.
Draco : I guess it did.

Theo : So long you're happy
Theo : I don't care

Draco : Thank you.

Theo : But, hey.
Theo : What the fuck are the chances of you landing a fucking date with Potter?

Draco : I know right???
Draco : Everyone's been like 'We've seen this coming years ago!!' and I'm all like still fucking processsing
Draco : He fucking likes me for who I am.
Draco : That's crazy bullshit.
Draco : But it's true?

Theo : I feel like it was just a matter of time for you to finally let your true self out to him. So I agree with everyone, we all saw this coming years ago.

Draco : You all are cheesy sops.
Draco : I hope you all die.

Theo : Haha, you're smiling ridiculously.

Draco : SHUT UP!

 

 

Today at 19:33 P.M

Harry : u were snog buddies with Theodore Nott?!

Draco : Every secret seems to come out through one way.
Draco : Pansy or Blaise?

Harry : both actually
Harry : added me to a group chat n everything
Harry : but when were u gonna tell me this?

Draco : Ehm.

Harry : omg u never were gonna huh

Draco : I mean, it doesn't matter now does it?
Draco : Unless you're still affected by it.

Harry : i mean it kinda hurts
Harry : but i cant blame u
Harry : but still hurts

Draco : If it makes you feel better, I always imagined he was you when we were snogging.

Harry : i hate how it kinda does
Harry : what does that make of me?

Draco : Lmao.
Draco : That took all my might to text, sweet salazar.

Harry : <3

Draco : I.
Draco : I even called him by your name once.

Harry : wa

Draco : God, that was so awkward.

Harry : idk if i should feel flattered or flustered

Draco : I can't handle this, I'm going to bed.

Harry : it's only 7??

Draco : I'm embarrassed, my friends teased me enough.

Harry : noo stay with me pls
Harry : just a little longer come on
Harry : pls?

Draco : ...

Harry : :(

Draco : I'm afraid of what else I might accidentally tell you.

Harry : if its more secrets about nott i might be a little upset

Draco : Ehhh.

Harry : i mean it doesn't feel nice hearing about my up-coming boyfriend's ex

Draco : Ok, first of all; Him and I only, and I mean it truthfully, snogged a couple of times... maybe a few hj's and bj's, but we never were serious!
Draco: And 2nd; Boyfriend? You'd really want me as your boyfriend?

Harry : idk about u but i for suure am not gonna wait to ask u again after the date we'll have

Draco : I'm sorry, that's just not clicking into my brain. You seriously want me as your boyfriend?

Harry : i mean
Harry : neither of us are actually out yet
Harry : only a couple of my friends know, mainly ron hermione and my roommates bc they're noisy as hell
Harry : ig Ginny and Luna as well
Harry : it'd be our secret

Draco : Yes, I suppose.

Harry : secretly dating
Harry : sounds more risker and funer

Draco : You thrive out of getting caught.

Harry : chaos is my 2nd middle name

Draco : Harry James Chaos Potter.

Harry : has a nice ring to it, doesnt it?

Draco : I cannot believe I'm getting involved with a Gryffindor.
Draco : My Father will murder me.

Harry : well im not sure my dad's gonna be happy with me dating a slytherin either
Harry : or my uncle

Draco : ?

Harry : sirius lupin

Draco : Oh.
Draco : Yeah I see why.
Draco : He was seen as a blood-traitor not only because he had befriended Muggleborns but also because he was in Gryffindor instead of Slytherin, right?

Harry : yepp
Harry : i still feel bad whnever i remember that
Harry : u could've been like that lol

Draco : Couldn't.
Draco : I don't have the stupid Gryffindor Bravery.

Harry : well i think u're pretty brave
Harry : also pretty

Draco : ...

Harry : yk i liked it when u'd use to respond to my flirting with a comeback

Draco : It's more awkward now because I know it's you.

Harry : me

Draco : You know what I mean.

Harry : lol
Harry : u better get used to it ig
Harry : cause im gonna compliment u a lot
Harry : cause u really are pretty

Draco : Please stop.

Harry : like really really
Harry : fuck i cant believe i can say that now
Harry : i always thought u were pretty, especially whenever we played quidditch.
Harry : sometimes at night i'd see ur face and suffer a restless nights.
Harry : and sometimes ur face lands in my head in the shower

Draco : Oh my gods.
Draco : Potter.

Harry : i wanted to dance with u during the Yule Ball in 4th year
Harry : u looked so handsome in ur little suit and i just couldnt stop staring
Harry : i remember i was sooo jealous at pansy but i didnt know back then that i found u attractive so i thought u were just pissing me off
Harry : LFMFAo now when i think of it thats so stupid how did i convince myself that
Harry : fuck i wish i could go back in time and ask u to the ball myself

Draco : Harry.
Draco : Please.
Draco : Stop talking.

Harry : what?

Draco : I'm.
Draco : Blushing profusely.

Harry : did i make ur heart race? lol

Draco : ...
Draco : And maybe something more.

Harry : waht
Harry : oh
Harry : oh
Harry : asdasjkdasd

Draco : It was the shower thing. Why did you have to tell me that?
Draco : Ugh, I'm sorry.

Harry : fuck would it be too much to sneak out of the tower just to see u

Draco : I mean.
Draco : I wouldn't mind it.
Draco : But, no, it's past curfew by now. You're not allowed.
Draco : You'll get caught.

Harry : fuck it

Draco : What did I just say?

Harry : im sneaky, believe me
Harry : just
Harry : i'll be by the dungeons in 10 minutes meet me outside the slytherin common room

Draco : ?
Draco : Do you even know where it is?

Harry : uh
Harry : yes
Harry : maybe?

Draco : Whatever.
Draco : Hurry up

Harry : <33

 

 

Today at 21:22 P.M

Chat Room: HouseSlytherin

Pansy : where's draco
Pansy : he's not in the dorms

Theo : he went out a couple of minutes ago to look for u?

Pansy : ???
Pansy : I've been spamming him for the last 20 mintues wdym

Theo : He's not with you?

Pansy : no???

Blaise : tf
Blaise : where did he go this time

Astoria : It's past curfew, where would he go now anyway?

Pansy : he's gonna use his Prefect badge as an excuse to go wandering at midnight like an idiot
Pansy : imma go look for the dork

Daphne : good luck?

Pansy : as if im gonna need it
Pansy : i know where that fucker hides
Pansy : if its not Astronomy Tower its the Room of Requirement

Theo : RoR? He goes there regulary?

Pansy : never noticed?

Blaise : since the 4th year yule ball afterparty he's been there like day and night practically
Blaise : probably having mental breakdowns

Pansy : stfu
Pansy : it was a hard time for him

Blaise : What? Seeing his crush dance with a girl he couldn't even care about? I feel bad for parvati bro

Pansy : at least they left them idiots before their nights were ruined

Blaise : true

Daphne : didnt padma end up snogging anthony goldstein?

Astoria : WOAT

Daphne : jesus astoria we all know u have something for Goldstein but calm down.

Astoria : eugh no
Astoria : anthony is just really nice

Daphne : stfu everyone knows u wanna get in his pants

Blaise : ew

Pansy : u literally snogged a Ravenclaw at my party Blaise?

Blaise : But u see the Ravenclaw I snogged was hotter then Anthony Goldstein

Pansy : point taken.

 

15 Minutes Later

 

Pansy : so draco's not in the Astronomy Tower

Blaise : RoR?

Pansy : i was just there
Pansy : and i was shooketh

Theo : what happened?

Millie : was he in there?

Pansy : He was

Daphne : so?

Pansy : he wasn't alone.

Astoria : whO??

Pansy : one clue
Pansy : Stag

Blaise : WAHT

Pansy : two clues
Pansy : shirtless

Millie : EWASDJ

Pansy : three clues (just for fun, this one)
Pansy : Handjobs

Daphne : WHAT

Astoria : i thought Draco said they're not dating yet?!

Draco : We're not!
Draco : Pansy, you are a dead woman.

Pansy : Give a girl a warning! I was literally flashed by urs and potters dick
Pansy : made me rethink my sexuality three times in a row bc i mean dick good but damn potters

Draco : PANSY.

Pansy : ok imma stop talking about potters hot dick
Pansy : and what did u expect me to do?? u didnt answer my texts

Blaise : omfg potter's dick i need infos
Blaise : and also, u didnt answer any of ours for that matter lmfao

Draco : Stfu.
Draco : I hate you all.

Astoria : I thought u guys weren't dating yet??

Draco : WE ARE NOT.

Astoria : SO WHY WERE U SHIRTLESS IN THE ROOM OF REQUIREMENT
Astoria : GIVING HANDJOBS AWAY FOR FREE???

Pansy : bc, surprisingly, draco's a horndog and cant wait
Pansy : and, UNsurprisingly, Potter as well

Draco : I hate you all.
Draco : Goodnight.

Theo : lmfao

Pansy : blaise
Pansy : make sure he isnt texting potter all night again
Pansy : he's been doing that for the past 4 weeks

Draco : Fuck off.

Blaise : ofc i will

 

 

Today at 21:52

Harry : im sorry
Harry : i was a little too excited we shouldnt have done that

Draco : Harry it's fine.

Harry : but you got in trouble

Draco : It was Pansy, she's mainly going to be teasing me the rest of the night but she's not going to go to Snape.

Harry : well
Harry : still
Harry : we did kind of get carried away

Draco : You were great.
Draco : Really great.

Harry : ah
Harry : shit
Harry : i wann see u again now fuck

Draco : Call me.

Harry : really??

Draco : Yes.

Harry : <33

 

 

Today, 3rd September at 01:22 A.M

Harry : i should not have kept you up this long im sorry
Harry : u kinda just fell asleep midway through our call i couldnt stop staring u
Harry : godric now i sound creepy
Harry : asdjasdj
Harry : goodnight draco <3

Notes:

they know each other now <33

this is just mainly gonna be fluff or some stupid drama now of their dumbly lives idk why. Either im gonna write some actual scenes like i.e them on a date or them in the RoR (room of requirement), not sure when thats gonna be. I do wanna write some scenes with them that dont include text messages just cause i can <33 i think that'd be kinda cute to add to this short story. I mean, currently its short but who knows how much i'll be writing lol maybe this'll become longer. I mean, i couuuuld add some drama to spice it up, i.e their coming out or someone outs them or smth. But hmmm i guess we'll see <3

Chapter 8: Tuesday, 12th September

Notes:

sadasdadsa this is a bit... odd chapter but I had fun writing it. Maybe a little pg16 near the end but its priceless anyway <3

Dating Harry James Potter was no easy task, and Draco thought he had already learned it well enough. But his guesses were wronged.

They had their little perfect date. Harry had organised everything in the Room of Requirement, which was known to everyone in school yet never in use.

Well, unless they were throwing a secret Party organised by the Weasley Twins again. But since they graduated, Ginevra and Ronald Weasley took their stride instead. Ginny Weasley mainly doing the big planning, Ronald receiving and smuggling in the Alcohol with the rest of his Gryffindor friends and occasionally the Twins show up as well. They did exactly that at the start of the week, hosting a Welcome Back party for all 3rd-to-7th Year's on Friday the 8th. 2nd and 1st Years being too young to be allowed near alcoholic beverages. Obviously. That's also the first party Draco and Harry went to as a couple. Even if they were secretly together. Even if they couldn't snog each other's faces off in public yet because neither of them were ready to come out. It was still spectacular.

Harry's date was set on a Wednesday afternoon the first week back, not only helped by his friends but also by Dobby the Elf. Pansy kept her promise and got Harry's phone number and quite literally answered all of Harry's questions about the Blonde Slytherin. And she was very proud of her best friend, so she obviously bragged about the fact that Draco set a House-Elf free after long years of watching his father abuse the poor Dobby. Turns out whatever wish Pansy had, was fulfilled because Dobby had forgiven Draco and had become one of his biggest fans.

The date was beautiful. Like the Room that provided Harry's needs, it stood out like a Garden. They had a picnic with a quite strong flowing Lake the room provided which Draco still couldn't rack his head around. Harry had brought a basket of food baked by Dobby and his house-elves friends, beverages and dessert. Safe to say, it was one of the most earnest dates that Draco has ever been on. And he went on a date with Pansy once before he found out he was gay, and that was a disaster.

Now, not even half a week after they'd started dating, Draco realised how needy Harry is. How he always needs to look at Draco, see him, touch him or hear him. At first, Draco couldn't get over it. But after hearing endless footsteps follow him daily around the Castle, only to turn around and see nobody standing there, it became a little... stalkerish. Harry had told Draco about the invisible Cloak his father had given him and Harry had no troubles using it for an advantage.

Especially not today. Draco's last class for the day had just barely ended when Draco walked out of the room just to be dragged by an invisible force to an alcove hidden behind a Tapestry that fell shut pretty quickly after entering it. Draco raised his wand before Harry could even let the Cloak drop. His wand pointed directly to Harry's throat, but Draco quickly dropped it with a groan. The dark haired Gryffindor just smiled sheepishly.

And then he pinned Draco on the wall.

"Hi," He said, a little breathless. "I missed you."

"Hi," responded Draco, feigning annoyance. "You saw me at lunch?"

"That wasn't merely enough. I couldn't touch you." Harry said before pressing his lips onto Draco's, which the Blond quickly reciprocated. Draco smiled, only ruining their kiss slightly as he let his hands fall to Harry's shoulders.

"I wasn't even gone for a full hour, you're so needy." Draco pestered.

"Shut up." Harry quickly responded, holding Draco against the wall while kissing Draco feverishly all around. His tongue lightly flicking around Draco's open mouth, his hands trailing down to Draco's waist and holding him in place while still pushing his full body against Draco's. Flushed and flustered, Draco wrapped his hands around Harry's head to pull him closer to him as their kiss deepened with every tongue flickering, every hold and press. Draco's hands played with Harry's unruly, messy hair. Tugging it with slight force whenever the Gryffindor wanted to back away to gasp for air in the small spaced alcove.

The air around the alcove grew steadily warmer by the minute and Draco knew his friends were expecting him in their Common Room. But they also knew about his blossoming new found relationship, so could they blame him for having his moment with his Boyfriend?

Harry withdrew from the kiss after a quite long time, breathless and dazed. Beautiful and pleased. A small smirk appearing on his face, the Green eyes narrowing in Draco's direction like a strong poison. His strong Green eyes that seemed to light the entire alcove with warm colours.

How did this happen? Draco was never going to understand how lucky he got.

Harry seemed so far from Draco's reach, yet he was right in front of him with his hands firmly on his waist. His stupid, adorable smile that he wouldn't stop giving Draco even if it raised suspicion amongst their classmates. 'Keeping it a Secret', that would change depending on how much Harry had been smiling around whenever Draco seemed to pass him by. First week and Draco already heard some rumours about him having put something in Harry's drink to act so weirdly. 

And even when Draco warned Harry about this, the stubborn Gryffindor kept still smiling. Smiling whenever he heard Draco laugh, whenever he saw him eating, whenever he had even seen him pass by. It was sickly adorable, leaving Draco feeling so flustered he couldn't explain it. The teasing he got from his friends had been tooth-rotting annoying.

But he smiled so brightly and it always seemed to make Draco weak in the knees.

"Do you have Quidditch Practice today?" asked Harry, his hands still firmly holding onto Draco's waist while the blond's own arms were still holding onto Harry's shoulders and playing with his hair.

"I do, but it starts at five." Draco answered, not looking away from Harry's steady gaze. Harry's smile didn't falter in the slightest, almost as if he had already known what Draco was going to say.

"May I keep you busy for the next two hours?" Harry asked with a level of slyness, grabbing one of Draco's hands and kissing his knuckles.

"May you? Huh, good question," said Draco, pondering to himself with a loud hum to amuse Harry. Which in turn left the Gryffindor to roll his eyes with his smile. "Sure. Keep me busy." Draco finally answered and intertwined their hands. Harry in turn kissed Draco's knuckles again before diving in and giving Draco a deeper kiss then the one before. A sweet, almost angelic touch as he melted into his Boyfriend's arms again. The pleasure of being close to Harry and feeling his touch vibrate through him in muse.

Draco hadn't even taken notice of the ringing tune his or Harry’s phone gave. Completely indulged in the moment with Harry as they enjoyed each other's presence.

 

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Today at 16:51 P.M, Harry Potter's Phone

Chat Room: weRgryffins

Ron : can
Ron : literally anyone
Ron : call harry
Ron : he's ignoring my calls

Hermione : I already tried, he didn't answer.

Lavender : I can try?

Neville : same
Neville : what happened?

Ron : nothing i just didnt see him since classes finished

Hermione : Where do you think he might've gone?

Ron : idk
Ron : could be with Malfoy if im not mistaken

Lavender : What?

Parvati : Why would he be with Malfoy?

Ron : uh
Ron : idfk
Ron : probably to like idk fight him again

Parvati : that makes no sense
Parvati : they were on a civil stand all 5th year

Lavender : yea why would they just randomly fight again?

Hermione : Yeah, Ronald, why would they?

Ron : i said nothign
Ron : im drumk
Ron : ignroe me

Lavender : At 5 in the Afternoon???

Hermione : Oh, Godric.
Hermione : Out of all the excuses.

George : dont trust ron with a secret thats for sure

Seamus : woat
Seamus : no he is fr drunk

Hermione : Wait, seriously, Seamus??

Seamus : yeah
Seamus : idk waht happened with harry
Seamus : but we found firewhiskey
Seamus : so

Dean : I tried to get it away from them

Seamus : terrible job bbygrirl

Dean : Stfu.

Hermione : Where are you, Ron?

Ron : asdjasdas
Ron : iu3^^32$

Hermione : Ron?

Seamus : HARRY JUST JUMPED OUT OF A CORNER AND TACKLED RON WTF
Seamus : HASHASHASHAS

Hermione : Are you serious?!

Dean : IM
Dean : tRYING TO STOP THEM

Fred : Great, the day Harry decides to jump his best friend and we no longer go to Hogwarts

George : Couldn't he have waited before doing it so I could've recorded it?

Hermione : Oh shut up! Someone needs to remove you two from this chat.

Fred : Never

 

5 minutes later

 

Ron : i hate harry

Harry : Shut up Ronald

Hermione : Harry????

Harry : i'll explain later

Lavender : what the hell

 

 

Today at 17:30 P.M

Uncle Moony : Care to explain why I heard kids talk about Harry James Potter tackling his best friend while he was intoxicated with Alcohol?

Harry : in my defence he had it coming
Harry : also he was drunk???

Uncle Moony : Oh, so that part wasn't related to you but the tackling was?

Harry : forgive me professor
Harry : but its true ron had it coming

Uncle Moony : And why, pray tell, did he have it coming?

Harry : its a secret
Harry : amongst our fellow students
Harry : srry
Harry : deep apologies professor

Uncle Moony : I don't know what I was expecting. You are receiving detention for it, though.

Harry : waht noo
Harry : im already getting an earful from hermione pls moony

Uncle Moony : I am your Professor at Hogwarts.

Harry : :(

Uncle Moony : You best be glad it wasn't McGonagall catching insight of this.

Harry : i guess
Harry : but he really had it coming ok
Harry : once im allowed to share u'll understand

Uncle Moony : That is debatable.
Uncle Moony : And where are you right now?

Harry : uhh lounging in Gryffindor common room?

Uncle Moony : Lies, Hermione and I were just there.

Harry : crap

Uncle Moony : Did you bring the map with you so I wouldn't find you sooner?

Harry : aasdhas
Harry : nOoo

Uncle Moony : And the cloak? Well, now you're just looking for more trouble.

Harry : omg pls professor im not doing anything
Harry : im just at the quidditch pitch

Uncle Moony : But I thought you had practices on the weekends?

Harry : i do
Harry : i didnt come for me...

Uncle Moony : Are you spying on the Slytherin team again? Trying to get more info on their new tactics?

Harry : no...
Harry : they got a new captain...

Uncle Moony : Oh yes, your arch-nemesis. Draco Lucius Malfoy.
Uncle Moony : Are you stalking him again?

Harry : agAIN?? I did no such thing!

Uncle Moony : I remember very vividly the day in Hogsmeade where you followed him around in your Father's cloak.

Harry : hE waS JUST
Harry : i wanted to spook him was that so wrong??

Uncle Moony : He thought he saw you getting beheaded, Harry, I don't think he found it funny.

Harry : i mean
Harry : he forgave me

Uncle Moony : Did he?

Harry : kind of..
Harry : ok well idk i guess i have to ask him

Uncle Moony : Ask him?
Uncle Moony : Since when were you civil enough to talk to Draco Malfoy without throwing a punch?

Harry : i hAD been civil last year

Uncle Moony : You mean when he ignored you and avoided you all year long?

Harry : that was being civil, wasnt it?

Uncle Moony : I beg to differ.

Harry : well it was as civil as i could be
Harry : and i turned over a new leaf

Uncle Moony : Right.
Uncle Moony : And that's why you're on the Quidditch Pitch, watching him fly around on his broom.
Uncle Moony : Totally not creepy.

Harry : omg
Harry : fine
Harry : i'll go back inside
Harry : it wasnt like i could hear them talk strategies...

Uncle Moony : Well, I'd hope so.
Uncle Moony : Severus has High Hopes for them.
Uncle Moony : They want to... change their ways from what I've gathered. Be less... provocative and violent.

Harry : last time i was up in the air with the slytherin team i got a bludger to the head

Uncle Moony : Exactly.
Uncle Moony : From what I've heard, Malfoy will try to include girls and be less threatening with his team.

Harry : i heard that too
Harry : but not sure i believe it

Uncle Moony : Oh, Harry, can you stop making Malfoy so antagonistic? He has left you alone last year, what if he just wants to stop this stupid rivalry all for once?

Harry : i never said i didnt believe HIM
Harry : im sure he changed n everything!!
Harry : wait no i know it
Harry : i know he changed
Harry : but the team??
Harry : what if some previous teammates dont want to change their new strategies??

Uncle Moony : Then they'll get kicked out or try to dissolve the argument and find new strategies together? That's how it works, Harry. You're Quidditch Captain now as well.

Harry : fuck i forgot about that

Uncle Moony : Keep your head in the game, Cub. The Quidditch Tryouts will start in November, remember?

Harry : yeah yeah im gonna lose my head over that

Uncle Moony : You won't. You'll do good.

Harry : im gonna fuck it up
Harry : im not like oliver or angelina!

Uncle Moony : And No one said you needed to be.
Uncle Moony : You are someone else Harry, was Angelina any similar to Oliver when she became Captain?

Harry : not... really no

Uncle Moony : Exactly.
Uncle Moony : You are a natural leader anyway.
Unlce Moony : Just like your father. Stubborn and hot-headed, I'm sure everything will be fine.
Uncle Moony : Gryffindor never lost a match since they've had you, Harry.

Harry : ow well now u're just flattering me

Uncle Moony : You're still not in the Common Rooms, Harry.

Harry : im on my way!!

Uncle Moony : No, you're not.

Harry : ok
Harry : well
Harry : in just a minute draco looks good up in the air pls

Uncle Moony : What?

Harry : w aht
Harry : aaijd
Harry : i maen
Harry : shti
Harry : i said nothing
Harry : asdjsada whahahhehshdes
Harry : dw
Harry : im comign pls
Harry : ofmg just
Harry : just dont tell dad or padfoot

Uncle Moony : Well this explains a lot.
Uncle Moony : And I mean, a lot.

Harry : moony pls

Uncle Moony : Your secret is safe with me, cub. Don't worry.
Uncle Moony : But I'm still expecting you in the Common Rooms.

Harry : im coming
Harry : and thanks

Uncle Moony : Of course, Harry.
Uncle Moony : But we will talk about this.

Harry : oh merlin
Harry : pls no
Harry : anyhing but that
Harry : is swear i'll even read a book if i have to

Uncle Moony : You can't escape this topic now, cub.
Uncle Moony : I'll see you in a bit.

 

 

Today at 18:42 P.M

Chat Room: GoldenTrio

Hermione : Harry, where are you?? It's Dinner already.

Ron : mione he's probably still with malfoy
Ron : he's not at the slytherin tables either and their friends and hella smug looking over at us

Hermione : We're next to each other, Ron! You can just tell me this in person.

Ron : yeah
Ron : but i want harry to know that everybody knows about their absence

Harry : oh stfu
Harry : yes i am with draco, fuck off <3

Ron : told ya mione

Hermione : Seriously, you said you wanted to keep it a secret but this is the 9th time you and Malfoy have missed Dinner.
Hermione : 9th already!!

Ron : record.

Hermione : Shut up before I make you shut up.
Hermione : Even Professor Lupin is looking over at us with wary!

Harry : oh yeah he knows that i like draco

Ron : HE KNWOS?

Hermione : Harry???

Harry : why do u think im still with him mione?

Hermione : I don't get it?

Harry : moony cornered me and i just couldnt keep lying to him so i just told him i developed a crush on him and had been suppressing it for a while now
Harry : in other words he thinks im sulking bc im depressed bc i convinced him draco doesnt like me back

Ron : LMFAo

Hermione : So he's okay with you missing Dinner for that reason alone???

Harry : no
Harry : i guilt-tripped him as well

Ron : omg did u cry

Harry : i so fucking did

Ron : SDJSADJ

Hermione : Harry! That's emotional manipulation!

Harry : didnt u do that to get with Ron

Ron : WAIT WAHT

Hermione : NO I DIDN'T.

Harry : whoops
Harry : gotta go now

Ron : HARRY POTTER WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

Harry : u're girlfriend is right next to u, ask her

Hermione : I hate you.

Harry : <3

 

 

Today at 21:20 P.M

Harry : i miss u

Draco : Okay, I joked about you being needy but now I'm actually considering sending you to a Mind-Healer.

Harry : :(

Draco : You had me for two hours, And then you had me for another two.
Draco : Four hours with me, Harry, you had four.

Harry : i miss you
Harry : i miss your lips
Harry : i miss your hair
Harry : i miss your voice when you were whimpering my name out loud

Draco : Okay, enough.

Harry : ;)

Draco : I might need a Mind-Healer.
Draco : Because you tempt me enough to sneak out and see you again.

Harry : RoR???

Draco : No.

Harry : pls???

Draco : No.

Harry : :(

Draco : You were even there for my Quidditch Practice? Stalker.

Harry : u looked good tho
Harry : what could i do?
Harry : not my fault i have such a hot boyfriend

Draco : Harry.

Harry : i know u're also needy
Harry : dont lie
Harry : i see it with the way you melt in my arms

Draco : Harry.

Harry : i hear it with the way you say my name

Draco : Harry, I swear to Merlin, stop.

Harry : facetime me

Draco : No.

Harry : im calling u

Draco : I'm trying to study.

Harry : fuck studying
Harry : i want to see you

Draco : You have plenty enough!
Draco : You even got in trouble with Professor Lupin because you wouldn't leave the Quidditch Pitch!

Harry : idc
Harry : i mean
Harry : he knows now about me liking u
Harry : so im sure im let off a little for 'pinning so helplessly after a man who wont even take notice in me'

Draco : Don't tell me that's what you told him.

Harry : i did
Harry : with little tears streaming down my face.

Draco : Emotional Manipulation?
Draco : Sweet Salazar, what did I get myself into?

Harry : ;)
Harry : im gonna call u

Draco : I can't even convince you otherwise.
Draco : I know I won't resist it either.

Harry : <333

 

 

Today, 13th of September at 02:04 A.M

Harry : SADJASsa
Harry : I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WERE THE ONLY PERSON LEFT AWAKE

Draco : I THOUGHT SO TOO, WTF.

Harry : well this is great
Harry : u're ex fucking walked in on us phone-sexting

Draco : Oh, please shut up.
Draco : For the last fucking time; Theo isn't my ex!!
Draco : We NEVER dated!
Draco : You are quite literally the only guy I've probably started seeing officially! Stop worrying!

Harry : asdjasdjasd
Harry : ok but he practically is!
Harry : u had all ur firsts with him!

Draco : I never let him go any further than a meaningless hj or bj, Harry. 

Harry : i fucking hope so

Draco : Oh, so you don't believe me?

Harry : i do!
Harry : im just fucking pissed bc we couldnt finish together

Draco : This is, so, going to be awkward in the morning.

Harry : i thought u put a silencing spell so they couldnt hear you?

Draco : I did!
Draco : Theo is just RIGHT NEXT TO MY BED, I'm sorry I couldn't muffle your loudness out.

Harry : oh stfu

Draco : Don't tell me to shut up.

Harry : im sorry im just mad
Harry : why tf would he be right next to ur bed???

Draco : I don't know?? He probably just came back.

Harry : he's not even a prefect! why would he go around at night??

Draco : I honestly don't care and don't want to ask, Harry.
Draco : Please let's change the topic.

Harry : im still pissed!

Draco : Fucking whiney you are.
Draco : Ugh.
Draco : Tomorrow my classes finish at three, when do yours?

Harry : also 3
Harry : room of requirement as soon as possible?

Draco : If that'll cheer you up.

Harry : fuck yes it will
Harry : its a date

Draco : Fucking Needy.

Harry : u r just as needy <3

Draco : Whatever.
Draco : I'm going to bed.

Harry : dream of me will u <3

Draco : Shut up, go to bed.

Harry : ok ok
Harry : <33

Notes:

sadsajdskdsa teenagers amiright

pls im so bad at flirting i cant even tell if im doin it right writing it down like so. AM I??? I'VE NEVER FLRITED, my main knowledge at fliritng comes from movies, books and OBVIOUSLY, fanfictions. So, ehhh, i wouldnt know. this was a shorter chapter but i liked how i started it so ig it was good. i liked it a lot, i may continue to write like such <33 wHo knows.

goodbye fellow drarry and wolfstar shippers, (i fucking hope u r a wolfstar shipper bc they're my endgame if drarry cant be)

Chapter 9: Saturday, 16th September

Notes:

a little... pg16 maybe-ish in the middle, u'll understand it once u get to that part hehe. just teen-couple activites yk :)
just a warning for people uncomfortable with sexual activites (its mainly dry-humping)

 

enjoy <3

Today at 06:21 A.M, Harry Potter's phone.

Harry : miss u

Draco : Why are you awake?

Harry : why r u answering 🤨

Draco : Touché.

Harry : i have quidditch practice early today

Draco : Oh.

Harry : y r u not having ur beauty sleep my prince?

Draco : Never talk to me like that again nor call me 'Your Prince'.

Harry : ok dragon

Draco : I hate that nickname.

Harry : i love it

Draco : Please don't call me that.

Harry : i will
Harry : <3

Draco : Shouldn't you be at practice?

Harry : a little longer couldnt hurt, half of my team isnt even fully awake
Harry : ron is so fucking moody in the morning i cant stand his attitude sometimes
Harry : keep me busy, my dragon

Draco : Eugh.
Draco : Disgusting.

Harry : <3
Harry : wanna go on a date again??

Draco : RoR?

Harry : yes?

Draco : Sure.

Harry : <333333<33333

Draco : Too many threes for my liking, Potter.

Harry : <3<3<3<3<3<3
Harry : have i ever told u how pretty i find u

Draco : Plenty. Once drunk as well.

Harry : <3
Harry : ron is calling me disgusting

Draco : You are.

Harry : D:

Draco : Sorry, darling.

Harry : oH
Harry : well that'll do it.

Draco : What?

Harry : i dont think i can fly after all

Draco : What are you talking about?
Draco : Harry?

Harry : im
Harry : slowly
Harry : just a little
Harry : turned on bc u called me darling

Draco : That's a turn on for you??

Harry : akskrhs maybe just a little bit
Harry : tiny incy wincy bit
Harry : yk very small yk small percentage

Draco : That's a big word for you, Harry.

Harry : oh fuck off
Harry : u're hot
Harry : if i dont get to see u after quidditch practice is over i will be furious

Draco : So I'll have to keep my promise to make sure that doesn't happen.

Harry : you betta
Harry : i should probably go now

Draco : Yes, you should.

Harry : <3

 

5 Minutes Later

 

Harry : send a heart back

Draco : <3.

Harry : <333

 

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So what if Harry was a little eager to finish Quidditch Practice? So what if he had practically jumped at the sound of his phone ringing a notification? So what if Ron snickered at Harry for smiling like a dork at his phone? And so what if his teammates looked suspiciously towards Harry like he had been possessed for immediately running off the minute he got showered and dressed?

Harry had his reasons, and his reasons being a wonderful date with his Boyfriend. Boyfriend.

Harry couldn't believe his luck. Well, it was Draco Malfoy. Thirteen year old Harry Potter would've fainted at those words. Draco Malfoy, his boyfriend. 

But Harry was happy regardless. Over the course of weeks of getting to know Draco, he had seen the differences between Draco Malfoy and… well, Just Draco. Or Noir, as he called himself before Harry had found out it was him. Just Draco the grumpy, mood-swinging, fashionable and pretty dragon. When Pansy had told Harry about his little childhood name, Harry couldn't help himself but pick up on the nickname. It was adorable, how could he not?

His dragon. His Draco.

Harry hadn't even considered dating anyone after what happened with Cho, he felt betrayed at how quickly she got over him like he meant nothing. Maybe he did mean nothing, to her at least. Because Draco cared and he cared. When Harry needed someone to distract him, he was just a text away and for some reason Draco always answered him. For the past four weeks, no matter what day or what the time was. There always was an answer that didn't take longer than five minutes.

And he cared for whatever Harry had told him. The day he found out it was Draco Malfoy texting him day and night, it had left a sort of dark spot in his heart. He had liked the side that Draco showed him, but that was all under the assumptions when Draco had no clue who he was. They bantered, they joked together, they flirted!

If they could've clicked so easily, why didn't they sooner? Why couldn't they get rid of the bad things and just move to the good parts? He wanted to go back in time and ask Draco to the Yule Ball, he wants to go back in time and help him with Quidditch Tryouts (even if his father bought his way in), he wanted to go back in time and befriend Draco and convince him to not be such a git.

But it didn't matter now.

Harry had Draco regardless of everything. They became boyfriends. Strangers, to friends and now boyfriends. Draco was his boyfriend now, even if the 'slow-burn romance of their lives as friends leading up to their point in time' was a tempting daydream since when Harry had kissed Draco, it didn't matter. He had Draco now, even if it was a little later then he had hoped.

And he was happy, so so happy. For someone who got broken up in a jealous fit of rage (like seriously, Cho, what's there to be jealous about with Hermione??), Harry hadn't believed to find such new found joy. And he didn't want to ruin it. He didn't want to rush it, because Draco seemed so different from whatever glimpse Harry remembered of him. Because Draco seemed different from the version Pansy Parkinson, his best friend, had shared about him. 'Grumpy, sailor-swearing when angry, posh, helpless romantic, talented multi-musician, nerve-wracking, anxious and overly confident Draco.'

Sure, Harry had also seen some of Draco's 'bad sides' but they were more limited towards him. And when they're alone, completely alone, he's like a different Person. He's the Noir Harry fell for. The Draco that allowed himself to get shy and vulnerable, and sweet, and caring and kind and just so, so nice.

How did they click under a week of dating? Harry didn't understand. If Harry had told his Mother about this, she probably would've gone on and said something like 'Oh, if you feel utterly comfortable and truly yourself around this person, It's true love!'

True Love, yeah right. Harry shouldn't rush this at all. It's only the 2nd week since they actually started dating, Harry didn't want to make Draco feel uncomfortable. It was going smoothly, it was almost perfect. And he was not going to mess this up again.

Harry barely tried hiding his amusement when approaching the corridor, pacing once, twice and thrice before the door appeared. He walked in eagerly, awaiting his boyfriend inside.

The inside was almost as familiar as Harry's home back in Godric's Hollow. The floorboards were smooth wooden planks, an almost entrance hall where Harry was standing that had the walls covered in Slytherin and Gryffindor Tapestry. Harry rolled his eyes at the Snake and Lion emblem. He walked further in the room, looking down the hall to see and hear the crackling of fire. A fireplace, obviously, and a rug of purple draped all the way to the sofa where a pale blond was sitting, His back turned to face Harry. Harry eagerly ran forward, sneaking behind the blonde and the sofa.

"You know, you can't scare me." Draco said, his voice echoing in the hallway. He tilted his head and turned to look at Harry with an unimpressed blank stare. Harry deflated with a little scowl.

"I wasn't going to." Harry said, jumping over the sofa and sitting down because he didn't want to walk around it. That made Draco yelp a little, dropping the book in his hands to the floor with a loud thud. Harry smiled sheepishly as Draco picked up the book with a glare.

"You can't even sit normally, can you?" Draco sighed, putting his book on the coffee table in front of them. He was in a Slytherin jumper, his legs covered by a scarlet blanket. Harry scooted a little closer to the pale blonde, kissing his cheek.

"Sorry, dragon." Harry snickered at the grimace Draco made.

"I told you not to call me that." Draco scowled and crossed his arms.

"I will, regardless of your demands." Harry hummed, his arm going around Draco's waist and pulling him close to him. "I missed you." Harry murmured, kissing Draco's hands. Draco scoffed, holding up Harry's chin abruptly to make him face him.

"Fucking Needy." He muttered, making Harry smirk. He leaned in, closing the distance and kissing Draco. Draco almost immediately reciprocated. When they pulled back, Harry took another look around the room.

The room they were in was a comforting living room. The walls weren't covered in the same tapestry like the Hallway Harry was before, it had a pretty baby clue colour instead. There was a window on the left side, but the light shining through was hidden by the Grey curtains in front of it. The fire was a warm Magenta instead of orange or red like a normal fireplace. The decor seemed to fit the colour scheme, the sofa was a darker shade of blue.

"Did you conjure this room? It's pretty." Harry mused, kissing Draco's knuckles.

"Of course it is, I have great taste in everything," Draco rolled his eyes, making Harry chuckle. Suddenly the blond pulled Harry in an abrupt passionate kiss, only pulling away softly to murmur the words "In everything."

Harry smiled the second time they kissed, pulling the blond closer to him. Draco's hands found home in Harry's hair, his long and slender fingers scraping Harry's scalp in motions that had him weak in the knees. His teeth softly grazed on Harry's lips, making the Gryffindor gasp quietly. Draco smirked through the kiss, pulling Harry even closer. The scarlet blanket fell on the floor, and Draco climbed Harry till he was straddling him on the sofa.

When they pulled back, Harry looked desperately in Draco's eyes. The slytherin only smirked, tilting his head on one side. His fingers continued to scrape through Harry's hair, the motions making Harry feel absolutely weak. He sighed softly, closing his eyes and tilting his head backwards to hit the back pillows. His breath hitched suddenly, teeth now grazing his neck with soft kisses. Draco chuckled, the sound musing on Harry's throat.

Harry's hands found Draco's waist, holding him steady as he continued to leave sloppy kisses around Harry's collarbone. The blonde, in turn, moved his hips in a slight motion and caught Harry off guard. Harry cursed at the sudden feeling, his eyes shot open with his mouth agape. Draco chuckled at the sight, immediately kissing Harry as if he was the needy one, which in retrospect he is.

Harry left his mouth open, enjoying the feeling of Draco's tongue inside his mouth. Draco's fingers were now tugging on Harry's hair, tilting his head farther back while his own body slid closer to Harry's. They were flushed together, Harry's hands sliding under Draco's Slytherin jumper and touching his cold skin. Why is he always cold? Harry didn't mind it too much though. Draco shivered under Harry's touch, pulling back from Harry to stare at him in a daze.

His lips were red and slightly puffy, his eyes glazed over and he seemed to be on edge with something but his smile proved otherwise. Draco's slender fingers falling down to the sides of Harry's face. Harry felt himself melt and lean in Draco's touch, kissing his palm and pulling him closer to his chest. Draco leaned his head forward to rest his forehead on Harry's, his breath calm and warm under Harry's face.

Fringes of his hair fell down from his slick-back hair, Harry instinctively hid them behind Draco's ear and kissed his cheek tenderly. "Godric, why are you so fucking pretty?" Harry murmured with a smile, enjoying the soft chuckle he got from Draco. The blond tilted his head and leaned it on Harry's shoulder. 

"Why are you so fucking handsome?" Draco asked in turn, his hands finding Harry's and intertwining their fingers. Harry's hands stilled for a second, enjoying the feeling of Draco relaxed and comfortable in his lap. Harry smiled, kissing the top of Draco's head with a fluttering in his chest. The two stayed contently in each other's arms, the crackling logs in the fire were vibrant.

"Did you really... get turned on by me calling you Darling?" Draco asked after a few minutes of silence, raising his head with an amused grin and a raised eyebrow. Harry rolled his eyes and bit his bottom lip, he saw Draco's eyes flash down to it before returning to his eyes.

"Maybe?" Harry  said, biting down a grin. Draco only huffed his breath and tilted his head, His eyes undressing Harry. Then he bit his bottom lip and leaned over to whisper in Harry's ear.

"Really, Darling?" His voice low and husky, confident and prideful it tore Harry's breath away. He licked his lips unsteadily, feeling his breathing increase and his heartbeat thumping a little too loud in his ears.

"No." Harry responded, fighting back the urge to slam his hips against Draco's. Not yet.

"Your body is giving a different answer." Draco pulled back, looking into Harry's eyes with confidence.

"Clearly it has a mind of its own." Harry said sarcastically, looking away from the Silver gleaming eyes. Which in turn made Draco grab him by the chin to make him look in the eyes again. He clicked his tongue, licking his lips slowly while keeping eye contact with Harry. He leaned forward, his lips brushing against the Gryffindor's making him shudder. Harry's hands found the Slytherin's waist and held him roughly, maybe a little too tightly.

"You're cute," Draco grinned, tilting his head to the side again. Harry huffed and rolled his eyes.

"And you're hot, great, can we kiss some more now?" Harry said, a little rush in his voice as he felt his throat get dry again with anticipation.

Draco snorted, his adorable snort, making Harry's insides flow through like a fast streaming river. He moved forward and connected his lips to Draco's, abruptly ending the blond's amusement. The Slytherin stilled for a second before absolutely melting into Harry's touch again, his arms going around Harry's shoulders and pulling him closer to his chest.

Harry's chest was pressed tightly towards Draco's that he felt the Blond's heartbeat steadily increasing just like his. That left pride swelling up in Harry's chest, his hands moving to Draco's hips and guiding him in motions that left the friction between their trousers increasing by tenfold. Draco gasped in Harry's mouth, biting down on his lip and stimulatingly buckling his hips forward in the same motion. His long, slender and pale fingers found their place in Harry's hair again and tugged it roughly, making the Gryffindor groan in excitement. Draco grinned through their kissing, pulling away and moving his lips down Harry's throat all while keeping the friction and motions with his hips moving.

Harry felt his breath hitch with every friction, his hands gripping tighter onto Draco's hips. At some point, Draco and Harry seemed to have changed position. Draco was laying on the sofa with Harry on top of him, rutting while completely fully clothed. Curses and panting flew through the room, Draco's fingers tug deep into Harry's scalp. Their mouths breaking contact every few seconds to catch breath, but coming back together with a level of roughness it left Harry dazed. Draco whimpered under Harry's bites, as the Gryffindor dragged his teeth down the Slytherin's throat to leave marks.

Harry's hands fell down to Draco's thighs, holding them and the blonde in turn wrapped his legs around Harry's waist and pulled him impossibly close. They were losing the rhythm slowly, funny enough, and Draco's soft moans echoing the room felt hypnotic as Harry lost himself. Draco moaned again, his fingers tightening the grip around Harry's hair and then it was quiet. Just loud panting between the two, Harry's head lolled down and rested on Draco's shoulder, the tension dropping at the sensation. He let Draco's legs down and laid on top of him, the Blond's rough grip on the Gryffindor's hair loosened up and started fondling the scalp in comforting motions. Harry's glasses fogged up and he took them off, putting them on the coffee table.

They stayed like that, content in each other's arms. Of course, they eventually sat back up and Draco put a quick cleaning spell for himself and Harry. Then they laid back in each other's arms, this time Draco was laying on top of Harry's chest, his head undeniably close to Harry's and often giving the Gryffindor soft kisses. It was blissful and quiet. And Perfect.

And so what if it wasn't True Love?

"Shit! I forgot I had a study date with Pansy!" Draco quickly sat up, grabbing his book and bag (which Harry didn't take notice of till now for some reason). "I have to go, sorry, Darling." Draco said quickly with a toothy grin, kissing Harry promptly when the Gryffindor sat back up again.

"Whatever," Harry growled a little, feigning disappointment while his cheeks burned a red colour at the pet name once again. "I got what I wanted anyway." Harry smirked, slapping Draco's arse on the way out. Draco yelped and hit him on the shoulder with his book.

"Git." Draco muttered, walking to the exit of the room.

"Prat." Harry said back. Once they were out in the hallway, Harry pulled Draco back in a rough and passionate kiss. The blond melted again, but pulled away quickly and looked around the hallway.

"We'll talk later, bye." Draco said with a satisfied grin and disappeared into a different corridor, leaving Harry standing alone with an annoyingly happy grin. If anyone saw him blush or smile like an idiot, no you didn't.

 

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Today at 14:03 P.M, Draco Malfoy's phone.

Pansy : WHERE
Pansy : THE FUCK
Pansy : ARE YOU

Draco : Merlin's saggy balls, calm down.

Pansy : I'VE BEEN SPAMMING YOU FOR THE PAST HOUR
Pansy : THERE'S A HOT RAVENCLAW GIRL AND IM PRETTY SURE SHE'S INTERESTED IN ME
Pansy : HELP MEEEEE

Draco : Have you tried talking to her?

Pansy : OMFG
Pansy : JUST CAUSE YOU WERE PROBABLY GTTNG RAILED BY POTTER DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN GIVE ME RELATIONSHIP ADVICE

Draco : Stop using caps or I won't arrive at all.

Pansy : ok
Pansy : but she's hot and im interested
Pansy : help me

Draco : I'm coming, okay?

Pansy : ok
Pansy : was i right btw
Pansy : were u with potter?

Draco : I was.

Pansy : ;))
Pansy : annndd??

Draco : ?

Pansy : did u get fucked?

Draco : Salazar, Pansy you know I'm not ready for sex yet.

Pansy : but its potter
Pansy : the one u've loved since 2nd year

Draco : Oh, stfu.
Draco : No, we did not have sex if that'll get it through your thick skull.

Pansy : but u want him to be u're first right?

Draco : ...
Draco : Well, I'm not against the idea.

Pansy : ;)
Pansy : u've got it bad dragon

Draco : Shut up.

Pansy : HOYL SHIT THE GIRL JUST WAVED AT ME
Pansy : DRACO GET HERE RIGHT FUCKING NOW

Draco : I'm on my way!

 

 

Today at 15:31 P.M

Chat Room: HouseSlytherin

Pansy : I GOT A DATE

Millie : woah

Astoria : Wait
Astoria : You're telling me there's someone who's ACTUALLY interested in you??

Pansy : suck a dick tori

Astoria : <3

Theo : Wait, with who??

Pansy : OMG
Pansy : She's a 7th year Ravenclaw, her name is Astraia Lawrence and she's sSOOOOOOOOo hot
Pansy : like tall, toned skin yk and black hair thats so fucking wavy and omfg so soft i touched it lord
Pansy : and she has these eyes
Pansy : omfg such eyes
Pansy : i cant
Pansy : they were like the ocean
Pansy : so blue
Pansy : but with a tint of silver sparkling through and gold

Blaise : Omg
Blaise : Pansy
Blaise : Have you just found your true love?

Pansy : I FUCKING HOPE SO OMFG SHE WAS SO NICE SO CARING AND SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL
Pansy : She was cracking jokes and ASJDSADJasd

Draco : Ok, don't mention me helping you at all.

Pansy : SHUT UP
Pansy : OK
Pansy : DRACO WAS SUUUUCH A GREAT HELP YK
Pansy : mf went up to the girl and just said "my friend thinks u're hot"

Daphne : Oh
Daphne : my
Daphne : salazar

Millie : sounds like something draco would do

Blaise : something draco has done*

Draco : Yes.

Theo : lmao

Pansy : i have found my wife
Pansy : i will ask her to marry me istg

Draco : Somebody screenshot.

Blaise : lets see if that'll age well

Pansy : SHUT UP OMFG
Pansy : dont do this to me that'll break my heart if we'd ever break up

Draco : You're not even dating right now.

Pansy : WE WILL SHUT UP DRACo
Pansy : since when did u become a fucking love guru dray

Draco : I'm not a love guru.

Astoria : just cause he's shagging potter now

Draco : Not shagging.

Daphne : but doing other things

Draco : It's like you guys want details?

Millie : i dont
Millie : pls i dont

Theo : same

Blaise : nah im kinda curious what do u and potter do draco??

Pansy : SAME

Millie : fucking perverts

Pansy : puh-leasseee
Pansy : they're probably just dry-humping a lot

Draco : Fuck you.

Pansy : was that a 'fuck u, u were right' or a 'fuck u, u're annoying'?

Draco : Take your pick.

Pansy : im going with the first one

Blaise : lmfao

 

 

Today at 15:45 P.M

Hermione : Hi, Draco!
Hermione : I'm just wondering if Harry's with you right now cause Ron and I can't find him anywhere?

Draco : I'm sorry but I haven't seen him since last hour.
Draco : Why? Isn't he answering your texts?

Hermione : He isn't, that's why I asked you.
Hermione : It's either he's with you or he's flying out on the Quidditch Pitch.

Draco : But he already had Practice this morning?

Hermione : Exactly why it's a little concerning, you know?

Draco : Oh.

Hermione : I think Cedric talked to him again, he came up to us and asked what was Harry's problem.

Draco : Of course it's Cedric.
Draco : I'll text him and see if he'll respond?

Hermione : Sure, that'd be great!
Hermione : Thanks again!

Draco : No problem.

 

 

Today at 15:51 P.M

Draco : Harry?
Draco : Darling,
Draco : Are you avoiding your friends?

Harry : fuck why did u have to use that pet name

Draco : Answer my question.

Harry : no i texted hermione dw
Harry : cedric was just being annoying

Draco : What did he do this time?

Harry : he was just
Harry : ugh
Harry : he was grinning suspiciously with his friends when he saw me
Harry : and it made me kinda nervous
Harry : i tried to ignore it but then he walked up to me
Harry : and asked me how you were doing

Draco : What?

Harry : idek why but it irritated me
Harry : like since he knew about us
Harry : and he made it seem like he was going to tell everyone
Harry : so i shoved him to his group of friends and told him to leave me the fuck alone
Harry : i just needed to fly a few rounds

Draco : Are you still at the Quidditch Pitch? 

Harry : no im in the Gryffindor common room now with ron

Draco : Okay.
Draco : Good.

Harry : gjkdsjasd
Harry : i miss you

Draco : Seriously?

Harry : :)

Draco : Needy as fuck.

Harry : <33

Draco : But I would come if you needed me to, you know?

Harry : oh i know dragon
Harry : <333

Draco : ...
Draco : <3

Harry : ron wont stop calling us disgusting
Harry : while he literally is snogging hermione in the common room

Draco : Hit him for me, darling.

Harry : ofc<3

 

 

Today at 16:21 P.M

Chat Room: Malfoys

Father : I heard the Weasley kids threw a 'Welcome-Back' Party last Friday involving Alcohol.

Mother : Oh, how lovely.

Father : Not the Alcohol part, my dear.

Mother : As if we never got up to some rowdiness when we were young.

Father : Do not encourage our son!

Draco : This is such a lame way to ask me if I was drinking.
Draco : No, I wasn't. I was taking care of my friends like a responsible Prefect.

Mother : How nice.

Father : I doubt that.

Draco : Well, I'm not asking you to believe me nor care.

Father : How dare you speak to me that way?

Draco : How dare I? Yes, how dare I have a say in anything that involves me.

Mother : Draco, Lucius.

Draco : I have to go now and study with my friends.

Mother : Have a fun time, dear.

Draco : Thank you, Mother.

Father : We're not done talking, Draco.

Draco : I am.
Draco : Bye.

Father : Draco!

Mother : Let the boy study, Lucius.

 

 

Today at 18:33 P.M

Harry : hey
Harry : u're hot

Draco : I'm trying to eat.
Draco : Which you should as well.

Harry : i wanna eat u instead ;)

Draco : I saw Weasley spitting out his Pumpkin Juice.

Harry : his fault for reading our messages
Harry : nobodys telling him to do so
Harry : and now he's calling us disgusting again

Draco : Hit him.

Harry : ofc
Harry : ur friends are laughing

Draco : Of course they are.

Harry : is pansy trying to read our messages?

Draco : She is.
Draco : Failing.

Harry : diD U just PUSH HER??

Draco : That, I did.

Harry : omg
Harry : u're amazing
Harry : wanna run off and find a broom cupboard?

Draco : Sure, not like I'm eating anything.

Harry : ;)

 

30 Minutes Later

 

Draco : Ugh.
Draco : I hate you and your stupid ideas.

Harry : IM SOOORRYYY
Harry : I DIDNT KNOW HE HAD MY MAP ISTG
Harry : PLAS
Harry : IM SORYR
Harry : DRAGON PLS IM SROSRY

Draco : Is Professor Lupin going to report this to my parents??

Harry : NO I ASKED HIM NOT TO
Harry : I SWEAR I TOLD HIM NOT TO
Harry : draco im so sorry

Draco : Fuck.

Harry : im so sorry i didnt mean for us to get caught

Draco : We should've just gone back to the Room of Requirement.
Draco : Gods, we're so careless.
Draco : I can't believe I let us get caught.

Harry : dracoo im sroroy

Draco : Omg.
Draco : stop whining! I forgive you.

Harry : OH HANFKA GOD
Harry : im sorry i really didnt mean it to happen

Draco : Just a week ago you told Professor Lupin that you had a crush on me and now he walks in on us groping each other.
Draco : How do you think he feels?

Harry : highly embarrassed
Harry : he hasnt said a word since i asked him not to tell ur parents

Draco : But he told Severus.

Harry : wat

Draco : Snape just walked up to me and told me I have detention and lost 20 points.

Harry : HOLY SHTI

Draco : So not only does Lupin know but Snape as well!
Draco : Why did I give in to the temptation to meet you??

Harry : im that irresistible

Draco : Don't.
Draco : I'm still angry with you.

Harry : ok ok ok im sorry
Harry : im sorry im really sorry draco

Draco : This was a disaster.
Draco : Sigh.

Harry : draco pls im sorry

Draco : Are you going to whine all night?!

Harry : probably
Harry : im really sorry draco im sorry

Draco : Ugh.
Draco : Are you still in his Office?

Harry : wa
Harry : Professor Lupin? yes

Draco : Fuck, I wanted to call you.

Harry : oh
Harry : :(
Harry : he's about to let me go
Harry : he's just writing a detention letter to mcgonagall

Draco : Alright.
Draco : Just.
Draco : Text me when you're alone.

 

12 Minutes Later

 

Harry : call me??

Draco : Where are you?

Harry : heading to my dorm rn as we speak

Draco : I'll call you once you're alone.

Harry : ok ok ok
Harry : i am sorry tho draco i really am

Draco : Harry.
Draco : It is fine.
Draco : Absolutely embarrassing, but so long my parents don't find out I don't care.

Harry : really??

Draco : Yes.

Harry : oh thnk godric
Harry : i really dont want you to hate me

Draco : Why would I hate you?

Harry : well u did make me believe u wanted me dead for the past 5 years

Draco : Ok, fair enough.
Draco : I don't hate you though, Harry.
Draco : I never have.

Harry : really??

Draco : I was mainly jealous of you and your friends.
Draco : But I don't think I could ever hate you.

Harry : im alone
Harry : pls call me

Draco : Needy.

Harry : shut up
Harry : i wanna hear your voice
Harry : it calms me

Draco : Does it?

Harry : SHUT UP AND CALL ME

Draco : Ok, sweet salazar-

 

 

Today, 17th September at 01:01 A.M

Harry : why do u always fall asleep when im the most awake
Harry : whatever
Harry : u're adorable
Harry : did u know u snore???
Harry : such a light snoring adasdjsa
Harry : it was adorable omg
Harry : <3333
Harry : goodnight dragon <333

Notes:

i've never actually written smut before surprinsgly enough. like sure, i had at some point to test the waters, but never have i published anything of the sorts that included smut so idk if its for me, i might have to get some pointers from people ngl.

sev-sev and moony know about their relationship now wooaaoh is this gonna get intense?? IDK Im making everything up as i go

also pansy deserves a gf so im gonna give her one <33

Chapter 10: Friday, 22nd September

Today at 9:55 A.M, Draco Malfoy's phone.

Harry : hski
Harry : hey
Harry : sksudhe is it risky to drink firewhiskey rn

Draco : Harry, what the fuck.

Harry : on scale of 1 to 10 how risky is it to go thru the day drunk

Draco : 11. You'll get more than a month long detention.
Draco : Screw that, a 25, the 5% being me kicking your sorry arse.

Harry : mmmmm
Harry : tempting

Draco : Harry.
Draco : Don't even think about it.

Harry : just a tiny sip wont hurt

Draco : You're a lightweight.

Harry : hey
Harry : no im not

Draco : I did not even need to be close to you to see you take one sip of Firewhiskey before jumping on the Table and yelling some gibberish.

Harry : it was Weasleys alcohol they're just hit different bro

Draco : ...
Draco : Do not.
Draco : Ever.
Draco : Call me bro.

Harry : srry dragon

Draco : If I even hear you took one sip from the Bottle, which I still didn't ask where you got it from so be grateful about that, I will make you regret it.

Harry : D:

Draco : I'm serious.

Harry : :((
Harry : ok :(

Draco : Good.

 

 

Today at 11:32 A.M

Draco : Please don't tell me he drank the bottle.

Hermione : He shared it with Ron and Seamus.
Hermione : How did you know, by the way?

Draco : Harry skipped down the corridor with Weasley and Finnigan chasing him.

Hermione : Skipped? Like, Skipping walk?

Draco : Yes.

Hermione : Oh.
Hermione : I'll have to punish the idiots.

Draco : May I join you?

Hermione : Of course! Once they're sobered up, they'll not get rest from me ever again.

Draco : I am glad we are acquainted.

Hermione : I'd like to say we're more than acquaintances.

Draco : ?

Hermione : Friends? We studied together in the Library yesterday.

Draco : I didn't think you would want to be friends with me.

Hermione : Of course I would! You're truly incredible! It's hard being the only intellectual one in a group of imbeciles.

Draco : I totally agree.

Hermione : So, friends?

Draco : Sure.

Hermione : :)

 

 

Today at 13:33 P.M

Draco : Where are you?

Harry : aksgi

Draco : Still drunk?

Harry : <333

Draco : Lightweight.

Harry : HEY

Draco : Hi.

Harry : :((
Harry : im no lightdwegji

Draco : Sure.
Draco : And I'm not dating a Gryffindor.

Harry : wha
Harry : whaker i didknt get that joke

Draco : Whaker??

Harry : meant to spell wanker

Draco : Fuck you.

Harry : sldog
Harry : gladly

Draco : Omfg.
Draco : Go, sober up.

Harry : no
Harry : come see me

Draco : No??

Harry : pls
Harry : i wanna see u
Harry : i want to hear u

Draco : And you want to feel me, this isn't my first rodeo, Potter.

Harry : woof
Harry : please
Harry : my prince
Harry : my dragon
Harry : i miss you

Draco : No.
Draco : You're under the influence, go sober up.

Harry : :(
Harry : but i prefer to be sobered up by u

Draco : Tf.

Harry : yk what i mean ;)

Draco : What?
Draco : Oh .
Draco : No.
Draco : Definitely not.

Harry : :((

Draco : Sober up.

Harry : :((((

Draco : Where are you even?? It's class time???

Harry : dracko lucioas malfoy r u texting during CLaSS?!

Draco : Where are you.

Harry : got caught by moony so i ran to the room of requirement with my dads cloak

Draco : First of all; Who's 'Moony'?

Harry : oh
Harry : shiitkwibe
Harry : thats uh
Harry : funny enogh
Harry : my dads nickname for uhh
Harry : for uh
Harry : Professor lupin

Draco : You call him Moony ??
Draco : Is it because of his first name being Remus? And his last name Lupin? Literally a Werewolf?

Harry : HAHAHAHA YA RIGHT HAHAHAAHAHAHAHA TOTALTTYL WEIRD HAHAHAH

Draco : …
Draco : I will not overanalyze that, because, frankly, I am terrified of the answer and I respect Professor Lupin too much to know.
Draco : And 2nd of all; How are you even still alive??? I saw Hermione scolding a very scorn, sober looking Weasley in the Great Hall.

Harry : dnsownejfjdqö

Draco : Stop keyboard smashing.

Harry : ehm
Harry : so
Harry : funny thing
Harry : hermione mightve drunk a little bit as well

Draco : Excuse me?

Harry : its a friday!!!! We ll praty

Draco : Party*
Draco : Also, Hermione drank the Firewhiskey?!

Harry : just a tiny bit
Harry : like a bottle cap shot

Draco : Gryffindors. Honestly.

Harry : i miss u

Draco : Fuck off.

Harry : :(

 

 

Today at 14:05 P.M

Pansy : n where r u going 🤨

Draco : None of your business.

Pansy : but we have astronomy now

Draco : I'm skipping.

Pansy : omg
Pansy : u were texting potter the entire time during class tf u guys are so codependent

Draco : Big word for you, Pansy, congrats.

Pansy : fock off
Pansy : but seriously like tf
Pansy : u guys cant be 2 meters away from each other

Draco : He's still drunk.

Pansy : wiat waht
Pansy : OMG HE DIDNT GET SOBER??

Draco : He's in RoR so either he's faking to get me over, or he has a room full of Firewhiskey and is drowning in Alcohol poisoning as we speak.

Pansy : u picked a baaad gryffindor to date

Draco : You're to blame.
Draco : If you hadn't made me realise I was gay, I would've never found out about my sexual feelings for Potter.

Pansy : sweetheart u were gonna have sexual fantasies about him anyway
Pansy : cant pray away the gay, we've been knew

Draco : Fuck you.

Pansy : no
Pansy : go suck potter off <3

Draco : Sure, and I'll videotape it to give it to you for your birthday.

Pansy : kinky

Draco : :/

 

 

Today at 14:55

Hermione : Hello! Have you seen Harry?
Hermione : Hello? Draco?
Hermione : Is everything alright?
Hermione : Oh, nvm, Pansy told me you're with Harry.
Hermione : Be sure to use protection.

 

40 Minutes Later

 

Draco : GRANGER WTF.

 

 

Today at 15:30 P.M

Luna : Pansy is looking for you again

Draco : Hi, Luna.

Luna : :)

Draco : It's been a while since we've met up.

Luna : We shared the Train Ride to Hogwarts and we were both at the Hogwarts Welcome Back party

Draco : Must I need an excuse to hang out with my favourite cousin?

Luna : Ok, what do you need

Draco : I don't need anything.

Luna : Alcohol? Weed?

Draco : Luna Pandora Lovegood how dare you assume I came to ask you for weed.

Luna : :/

Draco : …
Draco : Just a cigarette.

Luna : Oki
Luna : Astronomy Tower?

Draco : Yeah.

Luna : alr!
Luna : BTW, did you get the new Quibbler?

Draco : No.

Luna : I'll bring it with, so we can read together!

Draco : Sure.

Luna : you also need to tell me about you and harry

Draco : No, I don't.

Luna : If im your favourite cousin, you'd talk to me about your boyfriend.

Draco : ..
Draco : Ok.

Luna : <3

Draco : Don't tell Dora, she'd resent me.

Luna : that she's only 2nd place and im 1st for your favourite cousins?

Draco : Hufflepuffs take their Loyalty very, very seriously.

Luna : Cedric doesnt

Draco : Because Diggory is a piece of shit.

Luna : 🫢
Luna : now thats tea…

Draco : You already know what he did?

Luna : oh yeah
Luna : Also Cho is planning on breaking up with him from what i heard

Draco : What.
Draco : Omg, Luna, are you for real??

Luna : yep :)

Draco : Wow.

Luna : we can gossip more about them in the tower

Draco : Please.

Luna : oh and i heard seamus and dean were caught in a cupboard last week without their shirts

Draco : Excuse me.

Luna : Oh! Romilda Vane, you remember her? I heard she planned on putting a love potion in harry's food or smth to get together with him bc they think he's a sombre, lonely single guy

Draco : Chicks obviously like the sad, lonely Guys.
Draco : Also, thank you, I might have just found another Enemy.

Luna : ofc
Luna : Harry cant belong to anyone besides you

Draco : Glad to know I have your full support, Ms Lovegood.

Luna : <333
Luna : u guys are adorable ofc!
Luna : Also when are you gonna tell your parents you're gay?

Draco : Never.
Draco : Harry and I will elope and hide away forever.

Luna : screenshot
Luna : print
Luna : and framing it

Draco : I said nothing.

Luna : No take-backs. If harry wont put a ring on it im suing him

Draco : I raised you so well.

Luna : <3

 

 

Today at 16:55 P.M

Harry : *sent a picture*
Harry : im sober now

Draco : I can see.

Harry : ;)

Draco : Don't understand why you wouldn't wear a Shirt in that picture though.
Draco : Or trousers for that matter.

Harry : dont lie the less clothes i havr one the more u enjoy looking wt me ;)

Draco : Die.

Harry : hey no
Harry : we cant elope and hide away forever if i die

Draco : My cousin betrayed me.

Harry : <3333
Harry : luna lovegood is a fucking saint
Harry : i have it as my lock screen

Draco : No, you don't.

Harry : *sent a picture*

Draco : Ok, I guess you do.

Harry : sleofjhw

Draco : I told you once to stop keyboard smashing.

Harry : its a habit srry

Draco : I don't understand you people.

Harry : keybord smashers?

Draco : Keyboard*, and yes.

Harry : lol
Harry : can we facetime

Draco : No.

Harry : why

Draco : I'm studying.

Harry : eh ok
Harry : but u're texting me so thats a lie

Draco : I'm trying to study.

Harry : still texting me

Draco : Ok, I'll stop responding.

Harry : :/
Harry : imma call u

Draco : No.

Harry : i will

Draco : I'll hang up.

Harry : u wont

Draco : Yes, I will.

Harry : no u wont

Draco : Yes, I will.

 

5 Minutes Later

 

Draco : Stop calling me.

Harry : no
Harry <3

 

 

Today at 17:55 P.M

Chat Room: SlytherWhores

Blaise : have i ever said how much i hate couples

Pansy : draco n harry?

Blaise : them specifically
Blaise : *sent a picture*

Pansy : omg

Blaise : they've been on facetime for the last hour
Blaise : and potter keeps asking draco to take his shirt off

Pansy : sluts

Blaise : hey no im the slut here

Pansy : No you're the manwhore
Pansy : draco and harry are the horny mammals in the summer

Blaise : draco is flipping me off

Draco : Stop talking about me as if I don't see the messages pop up.

Pansy : did u take ur shirt off yet

Blaise : he hasnt
Blaise : yet

Draco : Fuck off.

Blaise : close the curtains and cast a muffliato before doing anything dray-dray

Draco : Don't call me Dray-Dray, that is a horrible nickname.

Pansy : worse then dragon?

Draco : I can go past that one.

Blaise : drake?

Draco : I will murder you.

Blaise : lmfao

 

 

Today at 22:34 P.M

Draco : Go.
Draco : To.
Draco : Bed.

Harry : im calling u again

Draco : Harry, I swear to Merlin.

Harry : i gotten used to falling asleep on FaceTime with you :(
Harry : pleeeasseereee

Draco : No.

Harry : </3

Draco : Go sleep.

Harry : but i cant without ur adorable snoring

Draco : I hate you.

Harry : no u dont
Harry : u dream of me every night

Draco : Because you won't stop calling me every time I go to bed.

Harry : oh so u do dream about me

Draco : And you don't dream of me?
Draco : Wow, I see how one-sided this relationship is.

Harry : awooga
Harry : using my flirting tactis against me
Harry : draco malfoy where have you been all my life

Draco : Literally in front of you, but ok.

Harry : my bad, i wear glasses for a reason

Draco : Pretty useless.

Harry : did u just call me pretty

Draco : No.
Draco : I'm the Pretty one in this relationship.

Harry : then what am i

Draco : Toad.

Harry : omg princess and the frog
Harry : im the prince frog
Harry : ;)

Draco : I'm guessing that was your favourite Disney movie as a child.

Harry : IT WAAAS
Harry : that and probably tangled

Draco : Why am I not surprised?

Harry : u probably had a let it go phase

Draco : Shamefully, Me and Luna shared it.

Harry : OMG LUNA WAS AN ELSA KID??

Draco : Yes.

Harry : that explains so much omg

Draco : Excuse me?

Harry : lets watch some disney movies tomorrow
Harry : like as a date
Harry : since its a Saturday

Draco : Why not.

Harry : <333333<33333<33333

Draco : I'm going to bed now.

Harry : no
Harry : im gonna cqll u again

Draco : Don't.

Harry : pls

Draco : No.

Harry : :(

 

 

Today, 23rd September at 00:32 A.M

Harry : i love
Harry : ur cute little snoring
Harry : its my wake-up call
Harry : well technically i fall asleep listening to it but whatever
Harry : yk the only reason i stay awake is to see the moment u stop responding and just fall asleep <3
Harry : seeing ur eyes shut, the slow breathing, the quiet muffling response <33
Harry : u're so fugking perfect it kills me
Harry : ron calls me obsessive
Harry : heck idc if i am
Harry : u're amazing
Harry : i like you so much i cannot even express it
Harry : im seriously draco
Harry : and tbh i think im still a little bit tipsy from the firewhiskey for saying all this
Harry : welp
Harry : its true tho
Harry : i like u so much
Harry : and i hope you do too

 

15 Minutes Later

 

Draco : i sometimes pretend to sleep just to see what you'll text

Harry : I FUCKING KENW IT

Draco : i like you a lot too harry

Harry : <333

Draco : <3

Harry : sleep now my prince

Draco : goodnight mon amour

Harry : aWOOGA
Harry : i mean goodnight

Notes:

a shorter one so i can have a big time-skip later in the chapters ^^

Luna and Draco Interaction!! I've been meaning to show their friendship since they're cousins in this fic <3

Chapter 11: Thursday, 23rd October

Notes:

For people with a TW for puke, its lightly mentioned at the start of the chapter! Just mentioned, not in detail tho
pg16 stuff in the middle part, pretty obvious whats gonna happen! I changed the rating on this fic bc of that part, so ig im going to be continuing this sort of writing? Is it good?? is it entertaining?? god idk-

anyway, a small time skip for the sake of the story, enjoy ^^

Today at 03:22 A.M, Harry Potter's phone

Harry : i just puked all over ron's stuff

Uncle Moony : You are so lucky I was awake.

Harry : im sorry
Harry : i thought it wasnt so bad

Uncle Moony : You were feeling ill the entire week, why didn't you listen to your Boyfriend when he told you to go to Madam Pomfrey?

Harry : i keep forgetting u know about me and draco it scares me

Uncle Moony : I'm coming to Gryffindor Tower, is anybody else awake?

Harry : i think my retching woke neville and dean up
Harry : seamus is still out like a lightbulb tho

Uncle Moony : And Ron?

Harry : complaining about his stuff but helping me towards the common room

Uncle Moony : Good.

Harry : can u not tell mum or dad

Uncle Moony : Harry?

Harry : i dont want them to worry just cause i puked
Harry : it’s unnecessary really

Uncle Moony : Of course I won't, but you'll be spending some time in the Hospital Wing.
Uncle Moony : Maybe for the entire week.

Harry : nooo
Harry : the slytherins are playing against Hufflepuff this week i want to watch

Uncle Moony : And support Draco, I know, Harry.
Uncle Moony : But I'm sure Draco wouldn't be upset if you missed it to take care of yourself.

Harry : he'd murder me if i show up sick :(

Uncle Moony : At least you have a responsible Boyfriend.

Harry : must be hard being sirius black's husband

Uncle Moony : His name is Sirius Lupin, Harry.

Harry : oh ofc my mistake
Harry : let me just barf again over ur guys’s relationship 

Uncle Moony : Harry James Potter.

Harry : ok i was joking but i think im about to puke again fr

Uncle Moony : I'm coming.

 

 

Today at 09:33 A.M

Draco : Are you okay??

Harry : hi dragon
Harry : i missed u too

Draco : Oh, shut up. What happened?
Draco : Hermione told me you are in the Hospital Wing.

Harry : u were right
Harry : i should've gone to madam pomfrey when i was feeling sick yesterday

Draco : Oh, are you still ill, darling?

Harry : terribly so
Harry : and i have no company
Harry : boredom in its finest, my love

Draco : I thought I was the dramatic one in this relationship.

Harry : you forget james potter is my dad and sirius lupin is my godfather

Draco : Yes, how could I forget your extraordinary Father Figures?

Harry : i miss you

Draco : I can visit at Lunch, come and give you some food as well?

Harry : hospital date
Harry : how romantic mi amor

Draco : It's my specialty.

Harry : <3

Draco : <3.

Harry : but i dont want u to get sigk either

Draco : I have a stronger immune system than you do, Harry.

Harry : i better hope so bc i wanna kiss u

Draco : Didn't you puke? No, ew.

Harry : :(
Harry : pomfrey gave me something for the bad taste and smell, i dont reek of puke anymore :(

Draco : Not taking chances, Potter.

Harry : </3
Harry : cant believe this betrayal

Draco : Sorry, chéri.

Harry : can u at least bring me some headphones so i can blast enchanted by taylor swift

Draco : Ron can do that.

Harry : lmfao
Harry : woah wait
Harry : did u just call him ron??

Draco : Oh.
Draco : I guess I did.

Harry : <33343
Harry : omg
Harry : does that mean i can call ur friends by their first names

Draco : Pansy for sure wouldn't mind it, Blaise I'm not too sure about.

Harry : im never going to call nott by his name

Draco : I wouldn't even ask you to, Harry.

Harry : >:(

Draco : Are you still jealous?
Draco : It's been a month since we've gotten together, and you're still jealous of Theo??

Harry : i am not jealous

Draco : ... Sure.

Harry : im not!

Draco : Yeah, no worries, love.
Draco : I believe you with all my heart.

Harry : i can smell ur sarcasm all the way here from the Great Hall

Draco : How did you know I'm in the Great Hall?

Harry : oh
Harry : eh
Harry : cause its breakfast
Harry : obviously

Draco : Breakfast is served at 7 during The Week, its only served at 9 on Weekends.

Harry : fuck forgot it was thursday
Harry : ok but ur entire slytherin gang is there what was i supposed to think

Draco : You have the map with you?

Harry : i took it with me when professor lupin came to get me at 3 in the morning after i puked
Harry : also why r u all Slytherins together in the great hall

Draco : Did you forget who's hosting the Halloween Afterparty this year?

Harry : OH
Harry : wait i thought it was Ravenclaw???

Draco : No, Ravenclaw was last year.

Harry : well idk i wasn’t actually present there
Harry : was kinda too busy trying to prank snape witj fred and george

Draco : Their 'last Hurrah' prank?
Draco : Wait, you helped them on it?

Harry : ya
Harry : cause my dad was sponsoring their shop at the time, i kinda owed them after that

Draco : Why did your Father sponsor them?

Harry : because he liked them and their pranks
Harry : also they found the map again and gave it to me in my 3rd year

Draco : Wait, they found your father's map and didn't give it to you till 3rd year??

Harry : well they didnt know it belonged to my dad or professor lupin
Harry : not till i told them i recognised the nicknames on the map

Draco : Oh. Yes. Those clever nicknames.

Harry : oh shut up they're great

Draco : Yes, so smart to call their friend 'Wormtail'

Harry : :(
Harry : its funny

Draco : If I understood the inside joke, it would be.

Harry : but i cant tell u about that
Harry : not yet at least
Harry : i swear once my parents know about us i'll ask them if i can share their secrets

Draco : Not sure they'd even allow someone like me in with their inside jokes.

Harry : wtf why allow
Harry : professot lupin likes u, what makes u think my parents wouldnt

Draco : Uh.

Harry : istg if its bc of ur father
Harry : u're nothing like him draco!

Draco : I know that.

Harry : do u??
Harry : causr sometimes it seems like u dont believe urself when u say that

Draco : Well, I do look like him.

Harry : but 100x hotter

Draco : Eugh. You think my Father's hot??

Harry : NO
Harry : u know what i mean wtf draco
Harry : dont twist my words git

Draco : I do, love.
Draco : You're just so adorable when you're defending me from me.

Harry : :(
Harry : i hate when u doubt urself like that dragon
Harry : u are nothing like old man lucius

Draco : I hope so.

Harry : i know so
Harry : i wouldnt be dating u if i thought like that idiot :/

Draco : Don't call me idiot, idiot.

Harry : i will if you stop playing dumb

Draco : Y'know, I changed my mind. I won't visit you during Lunch break.

Harry : noooo
Harry : pls pms pls visit me dragon
Harry : im so fucking bored pls

Draco : Begging now, are we?

Harry : im always on my knees for u, mi amor

Draco : Always?

Harry : ;)

Draco : Pervert.

Harry : u love it

Draco : Don't, really.

Harry : <33
Harry : where r u going now

Draco : Stalker.
Draco : Also, I got kicked out of the meeting for being on my phone.

Harry : gASP
Harry : fuckers

Draco : They had a point though, and if Pansy's with them I'm sure they'll get things done.

Harry : i dont trust that girl

Draco : She's my platonic soulmate and Sister. You have no choice but to trust her.

Harry : pls dont tell me i need her blessing

Draco : I don't make the rules, she does.

Harry : i have a feeling she'd be a crazy sister-in-law

Draco : But a fun one.

Harry : probably
Harry : is it too soon to talk as if we're gonna get married

Draco : It's never too soon, baby.

Harry : holsyshit
Harry : where are you

Draco : You can literally see where I am going.

Harry : iwnefuia
Harry : can we meet up at RoR??

Draco : No? You're sick. And I already will visit you during lunch.

Harry : but i wanna see u right now
Harry : like badly
Harry : so badly
Harry : my body is vibrating for u

Draco : Omg.
Draco : Ew.
Draco : Use your hand.

Harry : u r soo mean yk that

Draco : Ok.
Draco : That's what you signed up for when you said you wanted me as your boyfriend.

Harry : u're such a sadist

Draco : ...
Draco : Rest.

Harry : but i cantnntntntnt u made me horny

Draco : Not my problem.
Draco : Take care of yourself.
Draco : Or I won't come visit you.

Harry : D:
Harry : ok ok ok i'll tqke care of myself i swear

Draco : Better so.

Harry : u will come tho wont u

Draco : Yes.
Draco : Now rest.

Harry : ok
Harry : <3

Draco : <3.

 

*~

 

Today at 11:45 A.M, Draco Malfoy's phone

Pansy : boy
Pansy : ik we got like 3 hours rid of class today to plan the halloween after prty
Pansy : but that was no excuse to use the opportunity to sneak off and snog ur boyfriend
Pansy : codependency problem
Pansy : did u give him a bj in the hospital wing?

Draco : We do not have a problem, and ew.

Pansy : Harry and wealsey were inseparable before you came along
Pansy : remember every single time we encountered that weasel he was followed by potter?
Pansy : library stalking, they'd be heads close boinking and laughing
Pansy : at lunch, we don't even need to talk about
Pansy : quidditch pitch? as soon as potter's on the ground in pain he's there screaming at the bastards that shoved him

Draco : Okay, you know that was an accident.
Draco : But, I guess you have a point.
Draco : They did have a codependency problem.

Pansy : notice the past tense 'did'
Pansy : it changed when he started dating hermione
Pansy : and they left poor itty-bitty potty alone in misery while they're snogging in some broom cupboard
Pansy : but then
Pansy : woah
Pansy : u happened
Pansy : and now y'all are dating
Pansy : so
Pansy : cling-cling if i dont get to call a toast on ur wedding im suing ur arse

Draco : Ok, maybe you're right.
Draco : And no.
Draco : I already reserved the spot for Luna, sorry.

Pansy : YOU BACKSTABBING BITCH
Pansy : im going to tell ur mum u like sucking dick
Pansy : especially james potter's son
Pansy : she'll be shooketh

Draco : Ha, yeah right.
Draco : You won't.

Pansy : u're right im not that insane
Pansy : yet

Draco : You have yet not inherited our crazy, deranged, blood supremacist, runaway Aunt's DNA.

Pansy : omg
Pansy : yk what i love about our friendship

Draco : How you enjoy guilt-tripping me?

Pansy : no
Pansy : i mean that too but
Pansy : i had the biggest crush on you throughout 1st and 2nd year
Pansy : and then our little relationship in 3rd year that lasted a MONTH
Pansy : and then u came out as gay and i was thiiiisss close to outing you back then

Draco : Ah, our disturbing relationship.
Draco : A very trifiling year for me.

Pansy : and next thing i was snogging Millie 🤭
Pansy : HAHAHADGSHAGDA

Draco : From wanting me dead, to trying to set me up with guys.
Draco : It was an experience.

Pansy : ONGGGG
Pansy : i remember barging into the boys dormitory crying out about being gay and sorry for u

Draco : That was also fun.

Pansy : LMFAO
Pansy : and now you're just basically like my brother

Draco : Yas, Queen?

Pansy : just gayer, blonder, prissier and a bigger simp for their partner
Pansy : u gobbling that dick up
Pansy : so yes, yas queen

Draco : I hate you.

Pansy : no u dont
Pansy : u can go back to sucking potter's dick

Draco : How considerate of you.

Pansy : Yes i am amazign
Pansy : u r with him right

Draco : Yes.

Pansy : ok just making sure
Pansy : wait isnt he supposed to be in the hospital wing

Draco : Where do you think I am?

Pansy : oh
Pansy : omg
Pansy : ok ik i said that as a jokeee
Pansy : BUT DAMN
Pansy : y'all thrive out of getting caught, huh?

Draco : You absolute degenerate.
Draco : No we are not doing anything like that, you pervert.
Draco : You and your filthy thoughts. How can anyone be in love with that?

Pansy : kekskene
Pansy : ok whatever u say dragon
Pansy : And FYI; a lot of ppl are in love with this
Pansy : muwah

 

*~

 

Today at 12:40 A.M, Harry Potter's phone

Chat Room: familyPotter

Mum : Everything alright Harry?

Harry : what
Harry : ok
Harry : sigh
Harry : how much did he tell u guys

Dad : Only about the puke.
Dad : so what's up, bambi?

Harry : it was nothing!
Harry : i shouldve just gone to madam pomfrey when i was feeling sick yesterday

Mum : Are you sure, sweetheart?

Harry : yes mum

Mum : Are you in the Hospital Wing right now as we speak?

Harry : *sent a picture*
Harry : yes mum

Dad : Glad
Dad : Good boy

Mum : Yes.
Mum : Wait
Mum : Who's that kid beside you, holding your hand?

Harry : what
Harry : what hand?
Harry : no one what
Harry : uhh
Harry : let me just-

Harry Potter deleted a picture from this Group Chat

Dad : Omg
Dad : has my son
Dad : the light of my life

Harry : idk what u're talking about
Harry : what picture
Harry : huh

Dad : finally gotten a girlfriend??
Dad : I'm shedding tears

Harry : ok rude to assume its a girl
Harry : u guys know i like both

Dad : boyfriend*
Dad : which makes it even better bambi
Dad : Our baby boy has a boyfriend???!!!!

Harry : no!
Harry : i dont!

Mum : Then who is that?

Harry : no one!

Dad : bud, that hand is a little too pale to be Ron or Hermione so I'm crossing those two out.

Harry : omg no pls stop
Harry : i have other friends that arent ron or hermione

Dad : Ehm, sure.

Harry : ???

Dad : Ok, its alright if you're not ready to talk to us about your secret Boyfriend Harry

Mum : We'll just act surprised when you introduce us.

Harry : omg
Harry : im never calling moony for help again
Harry : u guys are nosy
Harry : i hate old people

Dad : Hey
Dad : I am neither old nor nosy

Mum : James.
Mum : Love.

Dad : maybe just a little bit
Dad : as if u arent lils

Harry : good day to you!

Mum : Give our loves to your secret Boyfriend

Harry : omg mum
Harry : im out

Dad : have fuuun

Harry : STOP

 

 

Today at 13:44 P.M

Harry : r u in class

Draco : I'm starting to believe Pansy and the others.
Draco : You're very codependent.

Harry : i am??? NOt

Draco : Clingy bastard.

Harry : IM NOT
Harry : if im codependent
Harry : then u're just as codependent

Draco : Not as codependent as you were with Ronald.

Harry : were*

Draco : That's what I said?

Harry : i cant read

Draco : Obviously.

Harry : :(
Harry : don't make fun of me dragon
Harry : u hurt my feelings

Draco : You poor baby.

Harry : aWOOGa

Draco : Sigh.
Draco : And yes, I am in class so stop texting me.

Harry : stop responding to me
Harry : oh
Harry : wait
Harry : noo i take it back
Harry : dragon im bored

Draco : I was with you for the entire Lunch?? Go read a book.

Harry : NO
Harry : books are my mortal enemy
Harry : i cannot
Harry : they'll consume me and murder me and tear me to shreds my love
Harry : r u asking me to die??? i cannot bEliEVE THIS

Draco : Stfu. Professor Lupin's getting suspicious.

Harry : oop forgot u had defence
Harry : nvm i'll leave u be
Harry : he'd murder me if he found out i was annoying u during his class

Draco : He just did.

Harry : wa
Harry : OGMGDFs
Harry : dracO???
Harry : MY LOVE?? WHAT HAPPENED???
Harry : COME BACK
Harry : COME BACK I APOLOGISE
Harry : MY LOOOVEEEE
Harry : MY HEART AND SOUUL

 

 

Today at 13:59 P.M

Uncle Moony : Stop texting Draco's phone. He won't respond.

Harry : omg did u take my boyfriends phone???

Uncle Moony : You fully knew he had class and continued to text him?

Harry : i cannot believe this
Harry : first u tell my parents i landed in the hospital wing
Harry : and now u're taking my boyfriends phone during class
Harry : u r being so mean

Uncle Moony : Mean?
Uncle Moony : Only that?

Harry : if i say more i'd probably land in detention

Uncle Moony : Wise decision.

Harry : im very wise

Uncle Moony : Your Father and Godfather prove me otherwise.

Harry : D:
Harry : r u being homophobic rn moony

Uncle Moony : ...
Uncle Moony : Ah, yes.
Uncle Moony : I am.
Uncle Moony : Me, a man married to a man.
Uncle Moony : I am very homophobic right now.

Harry : i knew it
Harry : the closted gay homophobia runs in the family

Uncle Moony : ???

Harry : black side at least 
Harry : kekekesdhasadke

Uncle Moony : Wow.
Uncle Moony : I'm telling Sirius you said that.

Harry : nOOO HE'D FORBID ME FROM MOTORCYCLE LESSONS

Uncle Moony : And rightfully so.

Harry : u really are homophobic smh
Harry : give my boyfriend his phone back pls
Harry : i wanna smother him with my love and affectation

Uncle Moony : No.
Uncle Moony : Not till the lesson's over.

Harry : oh yea
Harry : wyh are YOU texting me during ur class u're supposed to teach???

Uncle Moony : They're practising Patronuses.

Harry : oh
Harry : OOOHH HOW CLOSE IS DRACO TO A CORPOREAL ONE???

Uncle Moony : Close enough.
Uncle Moony : He's still not choosing a powerful enough memory.

Harry : ahhh
Harry : u see now moony
Harry : if he had his phone i could've given him a powerful memory

Uncle Moony : ...

Harry : i regret saying that as well
Harry : draco's right
Harry : i dont have a filter

Uncle Moony : You're lucky you're sick.

Harry : very
Harry : so uhh

Uncle Moony : He'll get it at the end of the Lesson, Harry.
Uncle Moony : Sweet Merlin, maybe you are codependent.

Harry : DID U READ OUR MESSAGE HISTORY???

Uncle Moony : No.
Uncle Moony : Okay, only to the codependency part. 

Harry : i cannot believe this violation of privacy
Harry : i will sue ur arse

Uncle Moony : I beg your pardon, Harry?

Harry : im sorry professor forgive me
Harry : i was just joking ykyk just a little jokster i am

Uncle Moony : You really needed better Father Figures.
Uncle Moony : Gods forbid you take after me and your mother.

Harry : waht
Harry : hey

Uncle Moony : Go rest, Harry.

Harry : :(
Harry : homophobiaaa

Uncle Moony : Harry James.

Harry : im going im going

 

 

Today at 14:20 P.M

Chat Room: GoldenTrio

Harry : guuuuysssss
Harry : guys guys guys
Harry : hey
Harry : OG golden trio

Hermione : Harry.
Hermione : No.
Hermione : We have class.

Ron : wahts up Harry

Hermione : Ronald.

Ron : uhh

Harry : guys
Harry : hey
Harry : im booreeedd

Hermione : Not our problem.
Hermione : Ron, don't respond.

Ron : why did u have to get sick mate
Ron : lol

Harry : better then having snivellus rn

Ron : ok fair

Hermione : I cannot believe you two.

Ron : btw we saw malfoy get his phone taken by lupin

Harry : sdjsadjas
Harry : he also read some of our messages

Ron : ASDJASd
Ron : noo dont tell me he read anything bad
Ron : yk...
Ron : ur guys's weird flirting

Harry : GOD NO RON
Harry : thank fuck for that
Harry : also as if u and hermione never flirted disgustingly sweet
Harry : but no he just called me codependent

Hermione : Because you are.

Harry : i thought u didnt want to respond hermi

Hermione : Shut up.

Harry : oop
Harry : ron what did u do

Ron : i didnt do anything!

Harry : :/

Hermione : :/

Ron : wait waht
Ron : what did i do??
Ron : mione
Ron : omg is this bc of the biscuit???

Harry : what

Ron : Lavender wanted the same biscuit i wanted, but it was the last one and i still had it in my hands but decided to give it to her

Harry : omg
Harry : is our miss hermione jean granger
Harry : jealous

Hermione : No, I am not!

Harry : BC OF A BISCUIT???

Ron : lmao
Ron : i would be upset about it bc its dramatic af but hermi is cute when she's jealous

Hermione : Oh, shut up!

Harry : omfg
Harry : u guys are making me miss draco stop it
Harry : stop flirting
Harry : STOP BEING CUTE OR IM GONNA CRY

Hermione : Codependent.

Ron : oh wow yeah now i agree

Harry : STFU RONALD.

Hermione : Ron, you truly have no right to speak when you were just as glued to Harry.
Hermione : I'd call it a Potter Curse.

Harry : excuse me

Ron : Oh
Ron : huh

Harry : wait no why are u kinda right
Harry : my dad can barely last a day without my mum

Ron : It is a potter curse

Harry : holy shit
Harry : NOOOOOOOOO
Harry : GET RID OF IT GET RID OF IT GET RID OF IT

Hermione : Sigh. Boys.
Hermione : Just-
Hermione : Go and read a book, Harry.

Harry : whats with u and draco telling me to go READ
Harry : seriously, like u dont even know me anymore
Harry : those things will literally MURDER me
Harry : no respect

Ron : lmfao
Ron : im trying not to laugh haz

Hermione : I can't stand you when you're sick.
Hermione : Just leave us so we can focus on Potions!
Hermione : I did not sign up to deal with a Moody and Clingy Harry James Potter this afternoon!

Ron : snape's glaring at us anyway so im guessing he's suspecting us already

Harry : oop
Harry : ok ok bye
Harry : enjoy snivellus

Ron : ew dont say it like that mate
Ron : makes it sound like some kind of...

Harry : hahaahahahaah
Harry : name of ur sex tape

Hermione : That doesn't even make sense.

Ron : lmfao

 

 

Today at 15:33 P.M

Draco : Are you still in the Hospital Wing?

Harry : yes
Harry : i miss u dragon
Harry : my sweet dragon
Harry : muwah muwah muwah

Draco : Pff.
Draco : Omfg.
Draco : Fucking clingy.

Harry : :(

Draco : I'm coming.

Harry : :D
Harry : <33

Draco : Do you think you'll have to stay for the entire week?

Harry : thats what professor lupin said

Draco : Alright.

Harry : BUT
Harry : im already feeling better
Harry : so i could definitely make it for ur match on saturday

Draco : Harry, you don't have to force yourself to go.
Draco : Also, I'm going to win anyway.

Harry : cocky

Draco : It's Hufflepuf?? They never managed to beat anyone since Diggory left.

Harry : true
Harry : but we're beating u yk
Harry : just cause u're my boyfriend doesnt mean im gonna go easy on you bbygirl
Harry : rawr

Draco : ..
Draco : You did not just call me that-

Harry : my bbygirl

Draco : Don't.
Draco : I'm about to retch.

Harry : bbyboy?

Draco : Stop.
Draco : Just stop.
Draco : This is so bad.
Draco : You are a menace when you're sick.

Harry : lol
Harry : my bby
Harry : my darling
Harry : im gonna crush u during quidditch
Harry : maybe in more ways than one ;)

Draco : That's still, like, half a year ahead of us. But we'll see.
Draco : Also, stop with those dirty jokes or else I won't arrive.

Harry : HAHA ok
Harry : love it when u get confident
Harry : but bbygirl im gonna win

Draco : Stop calling me... that.
Draco : Makes me feel so violated.

Harry : bbygirl
Harry : my bbygirl
Harry : 365 days

Draco : Oh gods.
Draco : Harry, I'm serious.
Draco : This is just-

Harry : no thats my godfather, u're draco

Draco : ...

Harry : lmfao
Harry : i couldnt help myself sorry babe

Draco : Maybe I won't come visit you.
Draco : With the way you're acting.
Draco : Sweet Salazar.

Harry : thats alright, pomfrey just let me go and i see u on the map ;)
Harry : im foollowing uu

Draco : I think you annoyed Madam Pomfrey to the point of a headache, and that's the only reason she let you leave.
Draco : Also. You fucking stalker.

Harry : HAHAha
Harry : <3
Harry : wati why ar e u going

Draco : Where do you think I'm going, you menace?

Harry : ooohhh
Harry : RoR??
Harry : ;)

Draco : And I thought you wouldn't get it.

Harry : awooga

Draco : Stop saying that.

Harry : <3
Harry : can we stay there for the rest of the day

Draco : No, I have to finish the Arithmancy essay with Pansy and Hermione.

Harry : :((
Harry : buut i want too spend the day with yuuu

Draco : No can do, love.

Harry : asdasdk
Harry : fine i'll make do
Harry : ;)

Draco : ?
Draco : Oh.
Draco : Pervert.

Harry : well what did u expect with leading me to the RoR?

Draco : Fair enough.
Draco : I have to blame myself for that one.

Harry : HAHAHA
Harry : <33

 

---

 

The minute the door behind them shut, Harry had dropped his bag and pulled Draco into his arms, his lips immediately finding the blond's. Draco tensed up, but immediately reciprocated and relaxed in his Boyfriend's arms. The bag around the Slytherin's shoulder also dropped down. Harry's tongue traced Draco's, and the blond opened his mouth to the Gryffindor. Harry took the initiative, pushing Draco against a wall. Draco let out a whimper, making Harry's insides warm up.

When they parted, they were panting and they both were staring deeply into each other's eyes. Harry tilted his head forwards, so his forehead was touching Draco's. There was a faint grin on the blond's face, making Harry smirk. Draco's hands slid up to Harry's shoulder blades, finally resting on Harry's neck and pulling him back in for a longer kiss. Harry groaned a little when Draco had bitten down Harry's bottom lip, and in return Harry had pushed his hips forward to collide with Draco's. The blond moaned, and Harry felt his blood rush to his ears.

His hands travelled down Draco's sides and rested on Draco's waist. His tiny, slim waist that fit perfectly in his hands. Draco moved his hips forward a little, almost grinding on Harry's leg that was between the blond's thighs. That alone made Harry smirk, breaking the kiss and letting his mouth hover down to Draco's neck. He started leaving sloppy marks on the pale skin of his Boyfriend. The sighs and slow moans coming out of those pretty, pink lips left Harry dizzy. He couldn't get enough of it. He bit down the tasty flesh, Draco's sweat and licking the spot over and over again.

Draco's hands moved to Harry's hair, the same motion around his scalp that made Harry helpless and breathless. He felt his senses fall and collide with the heat, he quite literally rutted against Draco and received a loud moan from him. Draco immediately covered his mouth with his hand, which made Harry laugh loudly. The blond's face immediately became pink. So pretty and flushed. He kissed the spot he bit and looked back up at Draco, his glasses askew and a little smudged.

Harry removed Draco's hand and pinned his hands on the wall. "Don't hide yourself from me, dragon." Harry said low, kissing Draco again. Draco tilted his head back, hitting the wall while his own hips continued to grind on Harry's leg. He could feel Draco's erection through his trousers. It was almost too adorable, if he wasn't so turned on.

Harry pulled away again, letting go of Draco's wrists. His hands found Draco's hips and he moved the blond in a slow rhythm. It made him moan, and Harry loved it. Harry loved feeling Draco's erection build up, he loved riling Draco up. He loved the flushed look on Draco. He loved seeing him in complete shambles. How much of a fucking wreck he looked like, and how hot it was. He loved having Draco right where he wanted.

Draco's perfect sculpted hands went to cup Harry's face and he pulled him in for a passionate kiss. The rhythm of their hips hadn't stopped, and their tongues were fighting for dominance. It was amazing. When they parted again, Harry was panting hard and Draco had a satisfied smirk. His hands falling down to Harry's shoulder blades again. Harry's hands on his hips tightened. Their rhythm continued viciously.

Harry's head fell on Draco's shoulder, and he felt himself grow impatient. His hands found the waistband of Draco's trousers. But before Harry could reach lower, Draco pushed him off and flipped them. Harry stared, wide eyed at his Boyfriend who had a devious smirk. He kept eye contact with Harry when he slowly sank down to his knees and Harry gasped. He fixed his glasses, not wanting to miss a second of this moment, his breathing picked up speed.

Draco clearly enjoyed that reaction and his hands gripped the belt of Harry's trousers. And with a flick of his hands, the trousers came down. Harry groaned a little, seeing as Draco cupped his hard erection with dazed eyes. He looked up at Harry with glint in his eyes. That alone made Harry shiver. But he waited for his lover to continue with his plan, his hand coming to rest at the nape of Draco's. Harry was biting down on his lap so roughly, he could faintly taste blood. He held the growl inside his throat, threatening to pop out.

The blond took it as a sign to continue and smiled, pulling the underwear off. Harry groaned loudly when his prick sprang free. The way Draco's eyes were fixed on it made Harry embarrassed for some reason. But Draco looked transfixed, he looked even more excited now that he was face-to-face with his boyfriend's erection and Harry had no clue how to react. Because, Merlin, he looked beautiful like that. On his knees, looking up at Harry with such confidence and such a flushed face to die for. Harry knew Draco was talented.

Draco was waiting for approval. So Harry nodded slowly at the boy in front of him, his grey eyes stealing Harry's breath away. And soon, Draco smirked again. Draco immediately put the tip of his prick in his mouth and Harry groaned at the feeling. The wet feeling, and his head crashed with the wall behind him. It hurt, yes, but the feeling of Draco's mouth on him was a different feeling.

This wasn't the first time Draco had given him head, of course not. But it had been quite a while.

Draco didn't hesitate, usually going on a slow pace to tease Harry. He seemed in a hurry. Harry didn't mind it. He moved quickly, taking more of Harry's length inside his mouth and letting his tongue swirl around the length. Harry growled, loudly, and his hand moved from Draco's nape to his hair. His hands were shaking, but he knew he shouldn't pull on Draco's hair, he knew how much Draco takes time for his hair but he couldn't help himself and cradle the blond's hair. Softly, caringly, passionately. Draco's soft, smooth hair.

Draco only hummed at the feeling. He hollowed his cheeks, and Harry howled a little bit, accidentally tightening his hair in Draco's hair and getting a whimper out of the boy on his knees. When Draco's tongue flickered over his cock's slit, Harry fumbled, his knees growing weak. Harry's breath hitched, Draco had gripped the length he couldn't swallow with his hand. His perfect little mouth, warm and so, so talented. Fuck, it was driving him insane.

Draco seemed to swallow more by the minute, and Harry felt his insides squirm. He was close. Draco realised this as well and he pulled off with a pop, leaving Harry groaning. He looked at the blond, seeing him smirk with saliva and precum dripping from his mouth. That was too erotic for Harry to handle. Harry fell to his knees and pulled Draco into a rough kiss, the blond immediately reciprocated. Draco's hands went over to Harry's hair, gripping it and jumping onto Harry's bare lap.

Harry's hands found Draco's waistband and he pulled the trousers down, impatient. Draco didn't seem to mind, mindly helping Harry with one hand as the other kept grabbing Harry's hair tighter. All while still kissing. It turned rough, it turned quick, and Harry loved it. He bit down on Draco's lips, faintly aware of the taste of blood.

Soon, Harry was jerking Draco and Himself off. Draco frequently moved his hips in the same rhythm as before, maybe a little faster with every minute. Harry's chest heaved great breaths, and he could hear Draco's own heartbeat following his. It was everything and nothing at the same time. Harry's glasses fogged up thanks to their warm breaths, and at some point he dropped them completely, pulling Draco closer to him, impossibly closer.

When they came, they both moaned loudly into each other's mouths. Still kissing. Their tongues were still fighting for dominance. But both of them parted after a long while, Harry's hand left sticky with their cum and the loud panting warmed up the room more.

Draco chuckled first, kissing Harry on the forehead before getting up and casting a quick cleaning spell. He pulled Harry on his feet, as the Gryffindor refused to get up just yet. He cleaned his glasses for him, and Harry would be lying if that didn't make his heart beat faster. He dragged his boyfriend over to the sofa, which they ignored at first when they came, too much in a rush to take care of their little problems. Once Harry sat down, Draco immediately curled up next to him while laying his head on Harry's shoulder. Harry hadn't minded a thing. He put his arm around Draco, pulling him closer. The room was quiet, and it was wonderful.

They stayed like that for a while, quietly enjoying the peace between them.

"Did I taste like vomit?" Harry said, disrupting the silence. Draco laughed, looking up at his boyfriend.

"No, no vomit." He replied, strands of blond hair falling in front of him. Out of reflex, Harry put them behind Draco's ear and kissed him on the lips softly. Harry's heart hammered in his chest at how lucky he was to have this.

"Told you." He whispered and pulled Draco onto his lap. The Slytherin didn't protest, this being his new favourite spot to sit, humming and letting his hand run through Harry's hair again.

Harry let himself get lost in Draco's eyes. They were always so mesmerising, even before they started dating. Harry used to hate how fast he'd get lost in them, sometimes he'd forget about the argument they were having and just blankly stare. That would always end up with awkward tension, one-sided tension because Draco would always make a joke out of it. 

But now, even now he has no reason to stare into Draco's eyes. He just wants to look him in the eyes. And Harry knew he'd smile unconsciously. And it would always leave Draco flushed and embarrassed. Just like now. Draco's face grimaced, red swallowing his face.

"Stop looking at me with those eyes." Draco whispered, his hand stopped caressing Harry's hair. Harry's smile turned into a wide grin, his brows furrowing slightly.

"What eyes?" Harry whispered back, voice low and breathy. He watched Draco squirm under his hands, Draco's hand falling to the back of Harry's head. Draco bit his bottom lip, his brows furrowed. His grey eyes seemed to turn into silver steel.

"You know what you're doing," Draco whispered back, leaning his head so his shallow breathing touched Harry's earlobe. A sudden shiver went through him when Draco's hands wrapped around Harry's nape and his front pressed against Harry's chest. He could hear his heartbeat, he could feel it. Calming, Harry's own heartbeat seemed to mimic Draco's. "Stop trying to go for another round. You know I don't have time for that."

Harry instinctively put his hands around Draco's back and pulled him impossibly closer, his breath hitting the blonde's neck. He smirked when Draco let out a small groan, quiet but filled with emotion and desire. "Fine." He sighed dramatically, enjoying the presence of his boyfriend.

They didn't do anything besides hold each other like this. Harry had leaned his head back that it would hit the back pillows of the sofa, Draco loomed over him and looked at him like he was the most beautiful thing he had ever seen. Harry felt the same way towards the blond. It was quiet, surprisingly, and there was no fireplace to make any noise. Harry could faintly hear the tapping on windows, maybe it was raining. He didn't care.

Harry closed his eyes after a while, and when he opened them again everything was a blur. Draco had taken off his glasses and put them on his perfect, styled blond hair. He was impossibly closer to Harry's face now, their noses touching. That alone and the way Draco had been staring into Harry's green eyes warmed something inside of him. "I can't believe I get to be this close to you.." He whispered, to no one present, but Harry saw the meaning behind the words. It was wonderful, and it had Harry grinning like an idiot.

Even blurry, Harry recognized his boyfriend easily. The piercing silver steel eyes, the little amount of pale freckles you'd only see on the pale blond if you were just as impossibly close as Harry is right now, the slight smirk appearing on his face. Draco looked angelic, and Harry didn't need glasses to see that.

The Slytherin seemed to enjoy the sight of Harry without glasses and kept looming over him, his hands toying with the strands of hair on Harry's nape.

Draco tilted his head to the side and smiled affectionately, which made Harry groan in a way he couldn't explain. He, instinctively, kissed Draco all over his face and neck. The blond laughed, throwing his head back when Harry continued to pepper Draco with his lips.

"Harry," Draco said between breaths, pushing Harry by the shoulders so he'd get away. But Harry held him tightly, his arms wrapped around Draco's waist. "Let me go! I need to finish the stupid Essay with Pansy and Hermione— Oi, stop kissing me!" He groaned loudly, dramatically as Harry continued to kiss and bite on Draco's pale neck. The skin bruised easily for its paleness, Harry knew it and loved it. Draco would hide the marks with glamour though, and the thought made Harry want to mark him all over.

But he didn't.

He pulled away, finally, looking at Draco's flushed grimace. He groaned, but stayed seated on Harry's lap. The Gryffindor grinned at his Slytherin. And in turn, the Slytherin rolled his eyes. Draco hesitantly handed back the glasses of Harry that were still on top of his head.

Eventually he had gotten off of Harry's lap and casted a glamour around his neck to cover up the lovebites and bite marks on his pale skin. Harry wanted to stop him, but resisted the urge. They weren't out, he had to remind himself of that. They couldn't risk that, they'd end up in so much trouble. And he shouldn't feel this possessive of him. No one knows he's gay, anyway, they won't make a move on Draco. He needs to remind himself that.

So instead Harry stayed seated on the sofa, watching his Boyfriend fix himself up. He wanted to stay with the blond, cuddle with him on the sofa and do nothing but talk shit about Cedric Diggory and the upcoming Quidditch Tryouts that were freaking Harry out more than Draco. Or hear Draco talk about whatever book he's currently reading, or what kind of treats they like the most, or, like that one time, list all the things they liked about each other.

But Draco couldn't stay. And Harry wouldn't force him to.

After what felt like half an hour, Draco walked back over to Harry and kissed him on the cheek. "I'll text you once we're done, okay? Maybe we'll have some time left to do something." He said suggestively, making Harry's heart beat faster on accident. Harry smiled brightly towards his boyfriend and nodded.

"Sure, have fun." Harry responded and kissed Draco on the cheek as well. Draco only scoffed. He left the room without uttering another word, or sharing a last glance at Harry.

Obviously, that didn't upset Harry in the slightest. No. He had gotten used to it. A month into his relationship, he knew how Draco ticked. But… just a little boredom seemed to creep up after all. Harry hated this feeling.

Whenever Draco left Harry, or Harry had to leave Draco, it was almost like he was forgetting a piece of him. It felt empty, almost worthless. It was boredom and some mix of uselessness that made Harry feel like last year when Cho had abruptly broken up with him. And then gotten together with Cedric sodding Diggory behind his back. A kind of feeling of loneliness and emptiness. It was weird.

Harry had wondered if Draco felt the same he did whenever they had to leave each other. The emptiness, the wrongness and uneasiness. And the difference with being together. An utterly right feeling, like somewhere you belong, a comforting presence and warmth.

Of course, Harry wouldn't voice this. He wanted to know how Draco felt, but didn't want to be rushing things.

But why did it feel so uneasy without Draco?

Harry held his head in his hands. It seemed like hours passed by before he had actually gotten up and left the Room of Requirement. The sun had set, it was dark, and the light drizzle turned into a thunderstorm.

 

---

 

Today at 20:33 P.M, Draco Malfoy's phone

Draco : Hey, darling.
Draco : Are you up?
Draco : ?
Draco : Harry?

Harry : slenrnw sorry
Harry : was taking a nap

Draco : Sorry, did I wake you?

Harry : no it was ron's shouting

Draco : .. huh.
Draco : Why is he shouting?

Harry : idk
Harry : i think seamus set him on fire, i smell burnt clothes

Draco : ... you say that like it's a regular thing..

Harry : 'cause it sometimes is lol

Draco : Oh.
Draco : Ok…
Draco : Do you want to call?

Harry : i feel tired
Harry : but yes
Harry : i might fall asleep but its ok couse its u

Draco : Cause*
Draco : Also, why were you taking a nap at 8 PM?

Harry : it was more a
Harry : 3 hour nap
Harry : i went to the dorms after u left ror and so i just kinda fell asleep
Harry : lol

Draco : Why am I not surprised.

Harry : <3

Draco : I'm going to call you.

Harry : go for it bbygirl

Draco : ...
Draco : I have changed my mind.
Draco : I might not.

Harry : ok im gonna call u

Draco : I might hang up if you call me that again.

Harry : i wont i wont
Harry : dw my prince

Draco : Eugh. 

Harry : my dragon
Harry : mi amor
Harry : mon chéri

Draco : You don't even speak French?

Harry : google translate is my bff

Draco : Not surprised.

Harry : <333

 

 

Today at 20:55 P.M.

Chat Room: SlytherWhores

Pansy : *sent a picture*

Blaise : WOWZA
Blaise : who's that mommy

Pansy : fuck off she's my future wife

Blaise : THATS THE GIRL U'VE BEEN CHATTING UP???
Blaise : DAMN, im fucking jealous
Blaise : shiiit she's hot

Pansy : IKR

Draco : She's alright.

Pansy : shup up gayarse 

Blaise : only sucking mens dick
Blaise : when u can have both pussy and that dick

Pansy : MHM MHMM MHM preach
Pansy : why choose when can have both??

Draco : Ah, yes, how dare I only be attracted to one gender. I am so sorry, let me just change my preferences.

Blaise : its alright b
Blaise : u'll get over it eventually

Draco : ...

Pansy : men suck anyway

Blaise : true, preach queen

Pansy : ik ik ik
Pansy : so how are my lovely boys
Pansy : wait why do i hear potter moaning thru the walls

Blaise : Draco's on a call with potter lol

Pansy : ooohhhhh

Draco : Okay, first of all; how the fuck can you hear through the walls?
Draco : You're literally on the other side of the hallway??

Pansy : super hearing

Blaise : she's our wonder woman

Pansy : yes

Draco : And second of all;
Draco : He's not moaning??

Pansy : sounds like it to me

Draco : Fuck off.

Blaise : why is he being loud??

Draco : Finnigan set Weasley on fire.
Draco : And, apperantly, this happens frequently.

Pansy : BAHSHSKAKD
Pansy : OMFG ASHDSADGHADSGAH

Blaise : ok ngl that sounds legit

Pansy : them irish are feisty
Pansy : thomas must be glad having a lock on that fucker

Blaise : omg
Blaise : Dean Thomas and Seamus Finnigan??
Blaise : since of when??

Pansy : since of uhhh
Pansy : last month??

Draco : That's what Luna said.

Pansy : yep

Blaise : woaw how did i not hear this thru the great vine??

Pansy : The great vine is bullshite

Blaise : but it is gossip

Draco : Also hosted by Luna, so.

Pansy : true
Pansy : nvm live laugh love luna lovegood's gossip website

Blaise : didnt she start printing down the papers???

Draco : Yes, with help from her father and I'm sponsoring her.

Pansy : hey
Pansy : if me and the ravenclaw girl dont work
Pansy : do i have ur blessing to woo luna's heart?

Draco : No.
Draco : You'd have to fight off Weasley's sister anyway.

Pansy : oh
Pansy : well
Pansy : yk what MAGIC! said

Blaise : OH OH OH
Blaise : im gonna marry her anyway

Pansy : WOOH
Pansy : listen if that song doesnt play at draco's and potter's wedding im gonna be upset

Draco : I thought you already had the playlist planned?

Pansy : IM DOING MY BEST WITH WHAT I'VE GOT DRACO

Draco : Woah,
Draco : Touched a nerve.

Pansy : that u did
Pansy : anyway
Pansy : live laugh love drarry

Draco : Excuse me?
Draco : What the fuck is Drarry??

Blaise : thats urs and potter's shipname
Blaise : it took us a while to come up with that

Pansy : that or harco
Pansy : lmao

Draco : …
Draco : No.

Pansy : yes ❤️

Blaise : lol

 

 

Today at 22:38 P.M.

Theo : Hey
Theo : sorry for like disturbing
Theo : But
Theo : are you still on a call with Potter??

Draco : Yes, got a problem with it?

Theo : It's almost 11 pm?? How can you two keep going?

Draco : Oh, you'd be surprised.

Theo : Eh
Theo : yeah I don't want to know.
Theo : Wait, do you guys do this every night??
Theo : is that why you always cast muffiliato on your curtains??

Draco : Well, yes.
Draco : If I'm going to talk to my boyfriend all night, I'd best do it without annoying my roommates?
Draco : Among other things.

Theo : oh
Theo : did you two like ehm go far yet?

Draco : ?
Draco : Theodore Nott, are you asking if my Boyfriend and I had sex yet?

Theo : What
Theo : oh no sorry
Theo : that really did seem very personal shit sorry
Theo : nvm don't answer that
Theo : That was so stupid omg.

Draco : No, we did not have sex yet.
Draco : And, either way I don't know if I'd feel comfortable with you knowing about it.
Draco : Not because we aren't as close anymore as when we were younger. But because of our history, sexually experienced talking.

Theo : Oh
Theo : yeah I would've guessed so hahaha
Theo : I'm guessing Potter's not too happy about it either?

Draco : Not exactly thrilled in the slightest.

Theo : yeah
Theo : guessed so
Theo : I guess I'll leave you be

Draco : I guess.

Theo : yeah ehm bye

Draco : Goodnight, Theodore.

Theo : oh yeah goodnight I guess

 

 

Today at 23:00 P.M.

Draco : Harry?
Draco : What happened?

Harry : seamus set ron on fire again
Harry : mcgonagall just arrived and the dormitory is a fucking mess
Harry : omfg wait let me send a pic
Harry : *sent a picture*

Draco : Holy shit.

Harry : ikr??
Harry : mcgonagall is gonna fix it in a second, she's just nagging seamus's ear off
Harry : btw dean was in seamus's clothes so luna was right about them in the great vine

Draco : Harry, why did you ever doubt my dear cousin of mine?

Harry : true
Harry : how could i?
Harry : anyway wanna call after the dorm is fixed again?

Draco : Do you want to?

Harry : ofc
Harry : its starting to get hard to sleep without being on a call with u

Draco : Clingy.

Harry : u love it

Draco : Eh.

Harry : <3

 

 

Today, 24th October at 03:22 A.M.

Draco : I didn't understand why you found it so entertaining watching me sleep.
Draco : I found out why.
Draco : You're absolutely beautiful when asleep it's scary.
Draco : It's this feeling that I can't explain.
Draco : My chest tightens and my eyes can't look away.
Draco : You're so beautiful, it's absolutely terryifing.
Draco : Fucking god genetics or something. Nonetheless, you're built like a god.
Draco : I might be a little bit obsessed with you body.
Draco : That sounded weird.
Draco : Omg.
Draco : You're just so-
Draco : Eugh, this sounds so creepy.
Draco : It's just...
Draco : You're beautiful.
Draco : Can't believe I get to be together with you.

 

Draco deleted a couple of Messages

 

Harry : thank god i screenshotted them before

Draco : I hate you.

Harry : i have clear proof u dont
Harry : but keep telling me im beautiful <3
Harry : how much u looove my hot body
Harry : mmm thats giving a good ego boost
Harry : cmon dragon

Draco : Stop.
Draco : Or I'll block you for the night.
Draco : Go to bed.

Harry : ok ok
Harry : goodnight dragon <3

Draco : …
Draco : Goodnight Harry <3

Notes:

next chapter is i think going to be set on the Halloween party, or idk. This story im just making up as a i go and currently i like it a lot <3

Chapter 12: Friday, 31st October, Hallowe'en Party

Notes:

i had TOO much fun with this chapter ISTG

either way, i didnt really know where i was going with this one but it was fun nonetheless. i, for one, never had drunken alcohol nor gotten high before so half of this shit is just inspired by other fanfictions i've read who radiated this energy, or shows like euphoria on HBO lol

anyway, enjoy~~

Today at 05:33 A.M, Harry Potter's phone

Chat Room: partyHoes

Pansy Parkinson added Draco Malfoy, Blaise Zabini, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley into this Group Chat

Pansy : his lads and laddies
Pansy : lets get this funky party uptown
Pansy : bruno mars we're coming

Draco : What the actual fuck.

Blaise : oh god

Draco : This is your fault, Blaise.

Blaise : shut up.

Pansy : so party will be held in the dungeosn obvi

Blaise : she had a shot, ignore her

Draco : Oml, it's 5 in the morning wtf is wrong with you.

Pansy : STFU LISTEN
Pansy : PARTY TODAY
Pansy : The one that will be held by the school starts at 7
Pansy : BUT OURS??
Pansy : IT OFFICIALLY STARTS AT 10 AND WE NEED THE GRYFFINDORS TO GET THE WEASLEY WEED AND ALCOHOL
Pansy : beep beep motherfuckers

Ron : aight

Blaise : ???
Blaise : u guys are awake???

Ron : uh

Pansy : Weasley booze
Pansy : cause we obviously learned our lesson with diggory

Blaise : dont let Draco in charge of the booze?

Harry : yep

Draco : Fuck you.

Harry : AHDSAHDASDHSADHd IM SORRY LOVE

Hermione : Why are any of you awake??

Ron : HWAOWdj 
Ron : MIONE?? u'RE UPP??

Hermione : ...
Hermione : Ronald, I am next to you.

Ron : oh yea

Pansy : wot

Harry : we're chiling in the common room

Blaise : at 5 in the morning?
Blaise : damn gryffindors

Harry : pansy's the one who had taken a shot at 5 so dont judge us 

Blaise : fair

Draco : Oml, go to bed, it's too early for this.
Draco : What is wrong with all of you.

Blaise : whats ur excuse dray

Draco : Insomnia.
Draco : You know this, Blaise.

Harry : asdask
Harry : my poor baby

Draco : Shut up.
Draco : Can we go to bed?

Pansy : no
Pansy : never say never like j-bieber said

Ron : can i be the dj for the party

Pansy : ......
Pansy : send me a playlist and we'll see

Ron : aight
Ron : this party's getting a weasley remix

Blaise : BAHAHAHA
Blaise : oh i like this guy

Ron : haha

Hermione : Guys.
Hermione : I agree with Draco, we all should go to bed.

Draco : Thank you, at least one person with brain cells.

Blaise : remaining ones that is

Harry : rude
Harry : but true

Pansy : THE MINUTE CLASSES ARE OVER U THREEE LIONS NEED TO SPREAD THE WORD OVER THE PARTY LOCATION
Pansy : we found a secret passageway to a different secret dungeon

Blaise : basically it's soundproof and ready for for the worst
Blaise : from what we found out it is like really deep in the ground and above the whomping willow

Harry : oml let me check

Pansy : what

Blaise : what

Draco : Just give him a second.

Pansy : ????
Pansy : u're saying that as if he has a secret super power

Ron : lol
Ron : kind of
Ron : he ran to the dorms just for a sec

Blaise : what the fuck

Ron : he's getting his secret super power

Draco : Don't call it that.

Ron : lol

Harry : holy shit is that another passageway my dad hadnt found

Ron : its not on the map???

Harry : NO

Ron : HOLY SHIT

Blaise : ???
Blaise : whats this about potter's hot dad

Harry : 1st of all; ew fucking ew

Blaise : he's hot what do u want from me

Draco : Oml.

Harry : and 2nd;
Harry : i basically have a map of the school and its secret passages ok

Pansy : WAHT
Pansy : WTF HOW

Harry : my dad and his best mates made it

Pansy : holy shit

Blaise : respect bro
Blaise : respect

Pansy : i suddenly like gryffindor quidditch players

Harry : no-

Draco : Can we go to bed now?

Pansy : no
Pansy : blaise, bring draco down so i can force him a shot of firewhiskey to wake him up

Blaise : aight
Blaise : sure

Draco : YOU WILL NOT.

Harry : let my prince have his beauty sleep

Draco : HARRY, FUCK OFF.

Harry : rude
Harry : i just tried to help u
Harry : but go off and suffer ig my love

Draco : I will murder you the next time I see you.

Harry : via strangulation?
Harry : kinky?

Draco : I hate you.

Harry : no u dont lol

Pansy : no u dont

Blaise : no u dont

Harry : BAHAHAHA

Ron : PUKE
Ron : cringe asses

Harry : ?????
Harry : says the one who bought hermi a necklace with his initials

Ron : SHUUUT

Hermione : Omg, Ron you did what??

Harry : oops

Ron : well u ruined my christmas present now fucktard

Harry : uh
Harry : happy late birthday?

Pansy : awwasdjsadj
Pansy : i suddenly hate couples

Draco : Oh, shut up.

Blaise : pansy u literally have a date with the ravenclaw girl stfu
Blaise : im the single one

Pansy : YOU LITERALLY BANG EVERYONE IN EVERY HOUSE STFU
Pansy : WALKING STD

Blaise : ok
Blaise : i feel kinda called out for

Pansy : didnt u also do romilda vane

Ron : WOAHT

Hermione : WHAT??

Blaise : maybe
Blaise : idk cant remember
Blaise : i remember lots of facecs

Pansy : omg a gryffindor orgy

Draco : Ew, omfg go to bed.

Pansy : no

Harry : aksdakjdas

Draco : He

Hermione : ?

Ron : whats going on

Pansy : i just forced draco a shot

Harry : oh shit
Harry : is he okay???
Harry : DRACO??

Pansy : u're dragon is fine harry
Pansy : just trying to murder me

Draco : i stole draco's phone lol

Blaise : And I have yours, Blaise.

Draco : DAMN POTTER WTF DO U AND DRACO DO
Draco : WOWZA

Harry : DOOONT READ THE MESSAGES HOLY SHIT

Draco : FUCK I THOUGHT I WAS KINKY
Draco : dam thats a lot of dick pics

Pansy : I FUCKING KNEW IT

Harry : OMG

Blaise : BLAISE!

Ron : EXCUSE ME??

Hermione : Omg.

Blaise : Blaise, have you been hooking up with Diggory????

Draco : oh shit u found his number

Ron : WHAT

Harry : WAHT

Pansy : WAHT

Draco : *sent a picture*

Ron : OMFG EW NO I DID NOT NEED TO READ THAT

Pansy : jfc i knew draco and harry were dirty but fuck

Blaise : *sent a picture*
Blaise : *sent a picture*

Harry : OMG CEDRIC HAS BEEN CHEATING ON CHO???

Pansy : HOLY SHIT
Pansy : LUNA'S GONNA LOVE THIS

Hermione : Omg.

Ron : ASDJASDJASDk
Ron : WAHT THE FUCK

Draco : I have gotten my phone back now.

Blaise : man u did not have to expose me like that dray
Blaise : *sniff sniff cry cry*

Draco : Stfu, whore.

Blaise : ok imma admit, im a slut
Blaise : also i only hooked up with diggory last year so im not that big of a slut

Pansy : i am
Pansy : SO UPSET
Pansy : that i hadnt known this
Pansy : HOW COULD YOU BLAISE??
Pansy : I THOUGHT WE WERE BESTIES

Blaise : srry girl
Blaise : draco was going thru the great depression so u were taking care of him a lot
Blaise : and so i was going thru other people
Blaise : ahHAAH

Pansy : what in the lords name
Pansy : that was the worst way to tell me u have fucked many people during our 5th year

Blaise : lol

Draco : I am going to bed now, goodnight you heathens.

Ron : adskfs wtf slytherins really are crazy

Pansy : thank you

Blaise : thx

Draco : Thanks.

Ron : ???
Ron : that was NOT a compliment.

Pansy : aw boo
Pansy : u whore

Blaise : thats my fucking line im regina george

Pansy : FOR THE LAST TIME NO U'RE NOT

Hermione : Ron, you're also going to bed.

Ron : WHY ME???

Hermione : Because I said so.

Draco : Make sure Harry goes as well.

Hermione : Ofc.

Draco : Thank you.

Harry : wtf i dont need to go to bed

Draco : ...

Harry : ok ok im going

Pansy : ???

Blaise : mf said nothing and he obeyed silently???

Harry : askdasdk

Draco : I have some leverage.

Blaise : no potter just has a praise kink and likes to be praised like a fucking dog

Ron : I DID NOT NEED TO KNOW THAT, GOODNIGHT.

Pansy : ASKDJKASD

 

 

Today at 05:55 A.M.

Draco : Are you in bed?

Harry : closed curtains n everything
Harry : tf was that about tho
Harry : the the group chat thing lol

Draco : Do not ask me.
Draco : I was kicked out of the last party meeting, remember?

Harry : oop forgot
Harry : lol

Draco : Go to bed, Harry.

Harry : facetime me??

Draco : No.

Harry : :(

Draco : Go to bed.
Draco : Be a good boy for me.

Harry : omg
Harry : stop
Harry : u're only doing that bc of what blaise said

Draco : Maybe.
Draco : Is it doing something?

Harry : well
Harry : sure, depends on what kind of reaction u were hoping

Draco : I take back what I said.
Draco : I wanna see you.
Draco : Call me.

Harry : yessir

 

 

Today at 08:33 A.M.

Chat Room: weRgryffins

Parvati : anyone know where the hallowe'en party will be held at??? None of the slytherins had told us yet

Ron : we know

Parvati : ?? Who's we?

Hermione : Ron, Harry and I.
Hermione : The Slytherins told us we are to lead the Gryffindors to the party. I think Hannah Abbott, Susan Bones and Ernie Macmillan will lead the Hufflepuffs to the location, Luna Lovegood and Anthony Goldstein for the ravenclaws.

Lavender : oohh
Lavender : Is it a new room?? a new dungeon??

Ron : tbh we didnt ask how they found it, but apparently its like some secret cellar/dungeon thats deep below and right underneath the Whomping Willow

Parvati : for real???

George : get ready

Fred : cause we were ordered to make some special deliveries

George : for our newest material

Seamus : New Weasley Weed???

Fred : and our own booze

George : highly specialised for you dearies

Fred : Its going to blow your minds

Hermione : Oh.
Hermione : I think I'm going to get sick if I hear more information.

Ron : lmao

Dean : when will she ever get used to breaking the rules?

George : after she has one of our joints

Hermione : I will not!

Ron : come ooonn mione
Ron : its a party
Ron : we wont get caught

Hermione : Speak for yourself, lightweight.

Seamus : BASHA

Dean : damn
Dean : by his own girlfriend

Lavender : oh this is going to be so awesome

Parvati : Slytherin parties always go hard for some reason

Neville : do they??

Seamus : poor neville
Seamus : never had a chance to experience the slytherin rampage of parties
Seamus : lets give him the night of his lives

Dean : With the Weasley Twins for weed and Alcohol?? this will blow his mind

Neville : im scared now

Ron : dont be neville
Ron : u'll get high, drink some and maybe hit it off with Hannah Abbott at the party

Seamus : everybody knows hannah has a thing for neville

Dean : For reaaal

Neville : what??? You guys are being serious???

Ron : yepp mate
Ron : it's going to be great, trust us

Harry : lmfao

Ron : pretty sure harry'll have the most fun

Harry : oh stfu ronald

Ron : lol

Parvati : ?

Fred : Our dearie Harry boy will have the greatest time of his life at the party probably

George : lets be honest, he'll be lured away from half of it

Fred : Ohh yeah, definitely enjoying some alone time iykyk

Lavender : omg
Lavender : Is Harry seeing someone??

Harry : WHRT?
Harry : no??
Harry : ugh not this again

Parvati : That's what the twins are implying??

Harry : the twins like to fuck around?
Harry : im not seeing anyone
Harry : dont listen to them

Lavender : oh Harry
Lavender : You know it's fine if u're not ready to have a public relationship yet

Harry : omg im not dating anyone

Ron : lmfao

Harry : shut up ronald

Hermione : Harry's not seeing anyone! The Weasley's like to play around since Cho broke up with him.

Harry : ah yes
Harry : humorously

Fred : relax mate

George : u know we dont mean any harm really

Harry : ofc i do
Harry : u're just annoying shites as well

George : our speciality, naturally

Fred : We even made a living out of it thanks to u and ur dad!

Harry : obvi u guys wouldnt be here without me and my dad so stfu pls

Fred : You're underselling our amusement, Harry.

George : so no, we wont stfu

Harry : :/
Harry : i hate the weasleys

Fred : no u dont

George : no u dont

Ginny : no u dont

Ron : no u dont

Lavender : BAHAHAh

Seamus : summoned the entire red head gang

Neville : lol

 

 

Today at 09:44 A.M.

Harry : remember when i told u i almost got sorted into slytherin

Draco : I have charms, stop texting me.
Draco : And yes, I do remember.

Harry : its been on my mind all day
Harry : like aaaallll day now
Harry : i had a strange fantasy of us being friends in 1st year and being on the slytherin quidditch team together
Harry : fucking around in 3rd year in hogsmeade
Harry : or hiding alcohol, cigarettes and weed in our dorms
Harry : or just
Harry : generally getting to a share a dorm with u
Harry : just generally us smoking together
Harry : just generally being together yk
Harry : i cant really stop thinking about it now
Harry : i fucking wish i could go back in time to shut myself up
Harry : to let myself be put in slytherin with u
Harry : and having us as friends

Draco : But Enemies to Lovers are always better, love.

Harry : oh shove off
Harry : ik that
Harry : we came a long way ofc
Harry : i wouldnt get rid of that for the world

Draco : <3.

Harry : <3
Harry : but yk the fantasy is adorable
Harry : and the whole dorm sharing yk
Harry : just makes it better
Harry : so u wouldnt have to snog theodore nott but me ;)

Draco : So this was what it was about.
Draco : Jealous prick.
Draco : All those things sound amazing.
Draco : But I prefer how things led up to this as well. I would've still been a snobby git, blood-supremacist and racist.

Harry : i dont believe that, dragon
Harry : ur kind and caring and sweet
Harry : u had a literal house-elf as a best friend
Harry : how much cuter can that get?
Harry : and dont get me started on how u felt so bad about having him as a slave that u freed him

Draco : Ah, Dobby.
Draco : Yes, I guess...
Draco : Did I never tell you why I freed Dobby?

Harry : what?
Harry : pansy said u felt bad seeing him being mistreated by ur father
Harry : thats why

Draco : Not really.
Draco : I would've genuinely ignored the abuse my father caused him if it meant I could keep him by my side.
Draco : But you changed that.
Draco : You told me to free him.

Harry : what?

Draco : 2nd year, when you first met him.
Draco : Father had come to Hogwarts for a talk with Severus, he had brought Dobby along and you saw him being mistreated by my Father.
Draco : You told me, face to face, that I should free Dobby because he deserves it.
Draco : I honestly believe I wouldn't have freed him if you hadn't told me that.

Harry : shut up
Harry : yes u wouldve

Draco : Probably not, Harry. I was exactly how my Father wanted me to be.
Draco : I wouldn't have freed him if I didn't care so much about your opinion.

Harry : bullshite
Harry : i know you, draco malfoy
Harry : you are not selfless, but when you are it's for the most important people in your life
Harry : like ur best friends, ur mother, even that ginger cat i called after you

Draco : I do not care about that beast.

Harry : yesterday you asked me if my parents were taking care of him properly

Draco : ...

Harry : you are a selfish prick, stubborn and cold-hearted and when you care, you care with everything
Harry : your beliefs changed because you wanted them to change
Harry : you changed because you wanted to
Harry : and i fell for the guy that cared for me even if i was a git to him
Harry : i fell for the boy who called my friend a slur and apologised for it
Harry : i fell for the boy who liked to torment others from a young age but secretly was afraid of conflict
Harry : i fell for the boy who was vulnerable with me without knowing me
Harry : i fell for the boy who had changed for the better
Harry : not to impress a guy, but to feel like a good person for himself
Harry : not to please me, but to like himself for once
Harry : i fell for the boy who changed for himself, and then later opened up to me
Harry : thats who i fell for <3
Harry : Draco?

 

15 Minutes Later

 

Draco : I hate you, Harry James Potter.

Harry : oh
Harry : back to this?
Harry : hmmmm no u dont <3

Draco : I hate you so much.

Harry : noopee u dont

Draco : I want you to die.
Draco : I want you cold-blooded and gutted, dead.

Harry : liesss
Harry : u want to run away w me
Harry : u cant live without me

Draco : I hate you.

Harry : did ur charms class end?

Draco : Where are you?

Harry : im coming, my love

Draco : I hate you.

Harry : tell me in person and maybe,
Harry : just maybe, i'll believe u

Draco : Fuck you.

Harry : give me a time and a place bby

Draco : ...
Draco : Get over here.

Harry : runnin as we talkin

Draco : I hate you.

Harry : no u dont

 

 

Today at 12:12 A.M.

Chat Room: familyPotter

Mum : So.
Mum : A little wolf told us there will be an After Party hosted by Slytherin this year

Dad : ooohh slytherins know how to rock

Mum : Wait.
Mum : You've been to one?

Dad : obviously?
Dad : reggie and his friends had some wicked parties in the dungeons

Mum : I never once saw you among the Slytherins

Dad : cause i was too busy taking shots with barty crouch jr.

Mum : ??? Since when?? And why am I only hearing about this now??

Dad : idk
Dad : You never cared to ask lils
Dad : Have you been to a Slytherin Party?

Mum : Of course, Marlene and Dorcas always dragged me along.
Mum : But I have never seen you there before?

Dad : Again, i'd be too busy with barty

Mum : Sigh, oh dear.

Harry : omg
Harry : that sounds ton of fun
Harry : storytime???

Dad : Sure kid, maybe over Christmas when you come back?

Harry : yessss plss with padfoot and moony

Mum : I would like to hear those stories as well.

Dad : there's enough slytherin stories to share
Dad : anyway, on the topic of Slytherin Parties
Dad : I remember in our youth a lot of weed and alcohol at those afterparties disguised as brownies and fruit punch.

Harry : .... uhhh cool?

Dad : Lils, would you be upset if our son got high and drunk at the same time?

Mum : Oh, I will be furious.
Mum : But I can turn a blind eye on some occasions.

Harry : ...
Harry : am i getting permission to get totally wasted and high?

Dad : Are you?
Dad : Is he, Lily?

Mum : I don't know, should we give him permission?

Dad : I'd only feel comfortable with our son being absolutely hammered
Dad : if his super secret boyfriend would take care of him for the night

Harry : omg ofc this was what this was about

Mum : Oh! His super secret boyfriend! I totally forgot about that!
Mum : Yes, I would feel comfortable with that as well, James.

Harry : omfg

Dad : Glad we see eye-to-eye, love

Harry : i cannot believe this

Mum : Just say you're lucky to have us are your parents, Harry

Harry : i love u guys so much
Harry : greatest parents in the world

Dad : Seriously, don't make us regret this, bambi

Harry : omg u wont dad
Harry : im gonna be responsible
Harry : very responsible

Mum : Pray to Merlin your boyfriend will be as well.

Harry : omg
Harry : rude
Harry : my boyfriend is the most responsible person u'll ever meet

Mum : Well I can't wait to meet him!

Dad : we were finally confirmed a boyfriend

Harry : oh sht

Mum : We are happy for you, Harry

Dad : Extremely.
Dad : Especially after what happened with Cho.

Harry : oh omg u just reminded me

Dad : What?

Harry : i found out today that cedric has been cheating on cho since last year
Harry : well i only know he had slept with one guy behind cho's back and that was a slytherin

Dad : Omg.
Dad : Harry
Dad : Do not joke about this

Harry : im not!

Mum : Our son's become a gossip hoarder

Dad : I cannot believe this

Mum : I'm telling Remus and Sirius this

Dad : ASAP!

Harry : oml

Dad : I always kind of knew Cedric was too nice for his own good
Dad : And the way Cho had immediately gotten together with him after she had broken up with you Harry, just always seemed suspicious.
Dad : Glad to know my dad intuition was right

Harry : there's no dad intuition...

Dad : Ok, sure bambi

Harry : ok
Harry : well
Harry : im gonna go eat lunch now

Dad : Alright
Dad : Enjoy lunch kid

Mum : And enjoy the Hallowe'en Party

Dad : included the Slytherin Afterparty wink wink

Harry : omg u did not just text wink wink asjdasdjak

Mum : Never do that again James.
Mum : Even I got backhand embarrassment

Dad : D:

 

 

Today at 12:19 A.M

Chat Room: partyHoes

Harry : my parents just gave me permission to get absolutely wasted at the afterparty

Ron : bullshite

Harry : *sent a picture*
Harry : *sent a picture*

Ron : nvm

Hermione : What?!

Pansy : holyshit
Pansy : thats so fucking funny omg

Blaise : respect for the parentzz
Blaise : give them our love

Harry : no

Pansy : lmfao
Pansy : double respect++

Draco : Wow.

Harry : i mean
Harry : they only said they'd allow it if my super secret boyfriend will watch over my drunkard arse

Draco : Oh Merlin.
Draco : I already have to make sure Pansy doesn't hook up with some whore from Hufflepuff so she wouldn't fuck up her potential new-found relationship with a Ravenclaw, not only that but also Blaise will be whoring himself all over different houses.
Draco : I cannot handle my Boyfriend being hammered as well now.

Pansy : ok
Pansy : first of all; I WILL BE THE ATTENDING THE PARTY WITH THE RAVENCLAW
Pansy : AND SHE HAS A NAME
Pansy : my beautiful astraia

Blaise : that name is really beautiful

Pansy : I KNOWWW

Hermione : Aw, I know her! She's so sweet and pretty!
Hermione : She helped me find a book once.

Pansy : I KNOWWWWWW
Pansy : im so lucky ong
Pansy : she's an angel
Pansy : the right to my left
Pansy : the high to my down
Pansy : the blaze to my candle

Blaise : jfc
Blaise : and THIS is why I refuse to get into a relationship
Blaise : barf barf barf

Ron : lmfao
Ron : acccurate.

Draco : I hate saps.

Harry : ???

Draco : Shut up.

Harry : as if u totally didnt giggle and kick ur feet at my confession

Pansy : what
Pansy : OMG
Pansy : SHOW ME NOW
Pansy : WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

Draco : HARRY, DONT.

Harry : *sent a picture*
Harry : *sent a picture*
Harry : *sent a picture*
Harry : *sent a picture*
Harry : <3

Pansy : OMFg

Blaise : puke

Ron : that is
Ron : disgustingly beautiful ew omg i hate it
Ron : burn it
Ron : burn it with fire

Draco : Please.

Hermione : Omg, Harry!!! That's so adorable!!
Hermione : I can't believe this.

Pansy : JFC AND U CALL ME A SAP

Draco : I think I need to break up with Harry now.

Harry : no u wont
Harry : we're locked in tight
Harry : 4ever
Harry : we're 4lifers
Harry : cant escape me now malfoy

Draco : Oh, Merlin. Is it to late to fling myself off the Astronomy Tower?

Blaise : no, lets do it now so i wont have to see more of that disgusting romance shit

Ron : agreed.

Hermione : Omg, Ronald, Shut up. Be happy for Harry.

Ron : I am!!!
Ron : its just a little too sappy for me

Hermione : Well, I find it adorable!!
Hermione : It's so sweet!

Draco : I'm going to fling myself off the Tower, goodbye.

Hermione : There's nothing wrong with being a little romantic!
Hermione : And I always knew Harry had that side to him. One doesn't want too many rom-coms secretly and not get inspired.

Harry : excuse me?? I DO NOT WaTCH ROM-COMs

Hermione : Sure you don't, Harry.

Ron : Harry watches rom-coms??
Ron :  actually, that explains a lot

Harry : WAHT???
Harry : NO IT DOESNT
Harry : SHUT UP RONALD

Pansy : ASDASDj

Draco : Harry? Is this true??

Harry : NO I DO NOT WATCH ROM COMS SHUT UP

Draco : Did you just tell me to shut up?

Harry : wait no
Harry : i meant ron and hermione
Harry : im sorry
Harry : omg dragon wait dont leave the great hall wait
Harry : IM SORRY
Harry : BABY COME BCKA
Harry : I DIDNT MEAN IT

Pansy : ADJSASDJ

Blaise : sweet salazar
Blaise : I know we joke a lot about them being codepentend but COME ON
Blaise : he didnt even TRY to hide how he ran after him

Ron : because Harry's proper obsessed

Hermione : I hate having to agree with you.

Ron : ?? Hate???
Ron : why do u say that???

Hermione : You're very rarely right, Ronald.

Ron : D:

Pansy : lmfaooo
Pansy : from your own girlfriend i cant breathe

Blaise : omg
Blaise : she's not playing, she fell to the floor with silent laughter
Blaise : and im about to join her with all the shit happening bahdsadsadhas

Ron : i am so hurt

Pansy : cry a river, weasley
Pansy : maybe u'll be like ed sheeren with the song called river that he made with eminem
Pansy : AJAEKEKSk

Blaise : stan eminem
Blaise : also i see the resemblance with ed sheeran

Ron : Oh, fuck off

Hermione : lol.

Ron : You serious??? MIONE??? MY OWN GIRLFRIEND??
Ron : smh
Ron : i might be the one to fling myself off the Astronomy Tower

Pansy : you say that as if anyone would miss you
Pansy : *weep weep*

Blaise : BASHD
Blaise : I CANT BREATHE

Hermione : Please don't joke like this.
Hermione : I'm afraid it'll actually get to his head at some point.

Ron : the ginger on my head keeps the actual brain cells away mione

Pansy : WAHT

Blaise : OMFG
Blaise : was that a self-burn??

Harry : rare++

Blaise : oh, he lives

Pansy : LMFAO
Pansy : i thought they'd be like idk snogging
Pansy : or shagging ngl

Harry : lmfao
Harry : im always good at multitasking

Blaise : OMFg

Ron : HARRY STFU NO STOP PLAYING BRO

Pansy : ASDJSDJAD
Pansy : ooh let me guess, Draco's on his knees??? AKSDADKS

Harry : well
Harry : cant really disagree rn
Harry : but he's gonna kill me after he's read the chat

Pansy : OMFg

Ron : I hate you so much, Harold
Ron : i want u dead
Ron : actually, i'll bury you myself
Ron : in front of ur parents
Ron : sprinkle ur ashes in front of them and burn the ashes again
Ron : And then throw the ashes into the Great Lake

Blaise : this was a great way to spend Lunch
Blaise : good job gryffindor sluts and slytherin whores

Pansy : Agreed.

Hermione : I have never felt so disturbed.

Harry : oh u'd be surprised hermi

Hermione : I DON'T WANT TO KNOW, HARRY.

Ron : SEE???? EVEN HERMIONE HAD ENOUGH OF IT.

 

20 Minutes Later

 

Draco : I hate you all and I want you all dead.
Draco : Specifically Harry, Blaise and Pansy.
Draco : Cannot believe you three have gained the same brain cell.

Pansy : ABSDHASH

Blaise : stfu, go back and suck harry's dick some more

Draco : Eh.
Draco : He had to repay his stupidity.

Pansy : what
Pansy : oh
Pansy : OH??

Ron : NO NO NO NON N ONONO N ON O N JN O NO N ON ON NO NOOOOO

Blaise : imagine having Harry James Potter on his knees for him
Blaise : thats insane
Blaise : he be gobbling our dragon up

Draco : Stop-

Pansy : THATS PRICELESS LMFAOO

Ron : I HATE THIS I HATE IT SOOO MUCH OMFG

Ron Weasley has left this Group Chat

Pansy : he really said "i've had enough of this tomfoolery"

Blaise : BASDHSAHD
Blaise : Gryffindor's get easily flustered

Pansy : Not harry though LMFAO
Pansy : that kid came from a different generation

Draco : Probably because he would've been a Slytherin in a different life.

Blaise : WAHT
Blaise : WOAHT??

Hermione : Oh, He told you about that?

Pansy : HUH??

Draco : Harry would've been put in Slytherin if he hadn't convinced the hat to put him in Gryffindor.

Pansy : YOU CAN DO THAT????

Blaise : WHAT
Blaise : U FR???

Draco : As much as I can get.

Pansy : HASDBSAD

Pansy Parkinson added Ron Weasley into this Group Chat

Pansy : this is great news

Ron : waht is

Blaise : potter could've been a slytherin???
Blaise : priceless dude
Blaise : priceless

Ron : oh he told u about it?

Pansy : no he's still on his knees blowing draco

Ron : GTFO

Ron Weasley has left this Group Chat

Hermione : Oh.

Pansy : hermione, the boy is right next to u can u not just tell him to stop being a dramatic pussy?

Hermione : He's a Weasley. The whole family is raised on Stubbornness.

Pansy : clearly a gryffindor trait

Draco : Definitely.

Pansy : salazar, stfu draco and enjoy having harry on his knees for u

Draco : Oh, trust me.
Draco : I am.

Blaise : BASDASh

Hermione : I think I've had enough as well. Goodbye

Hermione Granger left this Group Chat

Pansy : BASHdaHS

Blaise : well deserved actually

Pansy : we bullied the gryffindors out
Pansy : harry's our new slytherin idc
Pansy : im forcing him to put on a slytherin tie

Draco : Oh, that's a wonderful imagine.

Pansy : OMFG DRACO STOP

Blaise : potter would be HOT in a slytherin uniform

Draco : Yes, he would.

Pansy : KAKSADKAKJASDJSA

 

10 Minutes Later

 

Harry Potter added Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley into this Group Chat

Harry : quite literally dramatic
Harry : keksjskjeskjs

Ron : OH FUCK OFF HARRY

Harry : lmfao

 

*~

 

Today at 13:44 P.M, Draco Malfoy's phone

Chat Room: HouseSlytherin

Astoria : i forgot to ask this earlier
Astoria : but pansy said they switched the dj's
Astoria : so who is it now??

Millie : What? Why? I thought Justin Finch-Fletchley would be in charge of the music??
Millie : which, i mean, good that that guy is no longer in charge of our music
Millie : but who?

Pansy : its weasley now

Astoria : WHAT??? why????
Astoria : ??????? tf pansy??

Millie : omg I would understand Ginny Weasley cause she's hot and has good taste in music but her brother???

Daphne : Pansy??

Pansy : no no just trust me
Pansy : idk who raised him but he has some bangers istg
Pansy : deadass

Blaise : its true, i listened to some of them they're fucking good
Blaise : like dam his remixes
Blaise : he wasn't kidding with the weasley remix

Millie : ???

Pansy : just trusts us

Astoria : cannot believe we're trusting a weasley

Pansy : Tori, we're literally getting our alcohol and weed from weasleys??

Astoria : But it's the twins, and everybody knows the twins are lit

Pansy : fair
Pansy : But once u met all weasleys u'll figure out they all have one thing in common

Millie : Being ginger?

Pansy : hilarious
Pansy : but no
Pansy : They're fucking party animals

Blaise : LITERALLY
Blaise : MY GOD

Pansy : especially with Charlie Weasley and the Twins???

Blaise : the twins have their owns shop and a side business for alcohol and weed

Pansy : and here comes the dragon tamer with the sickest beats and fucking foreign alcohol

Blaise : WE HAVE VODKA BECAUSE OF CHARLIE WEASLEY

Pansy : stan the dragon weasley

Blaise : frfr and he's single AND HOT

Astoria : don't have to tell me twice, I saw him once
Astoria : or maybe that was the cursebreaker

Pansy : bill's also hot

Blaise : also married to fleur delacour

Daphne : Draco's foreign French cousin!

Draco : I hate how you remember that.

Daphne : ??? Lmao

Pansy : lets not talk about draco's jacked up family relations cause we'd go into history books for that

Blaise : frfr

Draco : I would not like to talk about my ancestry either so let's move on to the next topic.

Daphne : next topic being if I either get fucked up at the party or if i’ll get fucked

Astoria : WTF EW OMG

Daphne : Shut up tori

Astoria : mother would have ur tongue if she heard you talking like that

Daphne : Mother would disown you if she knew that you fell in love with a Ravenclaw

Astoria : OMFG I DONT LIKE ANTHONY

Pansy : SHUT UP AND BONE HIM ALREADY TORI

Astoria : I'M ONLY 15???

Blaise : so was I last year and i still did diggory

Millie : WOAH BACK UP A MINUTE

Pansy : ABSDHAS

Daphne : What???

Astoria : BACK THE FUCK UP
Astoria : BLAISE

Blaise : yes, sweetheart?

Astoria : YOU FUCKED CEDRIC DIGGORY LAST YEAR?

Pansy : *cough cough* behind chang's back as well *cough cough*

Draco : Well deserved in my opinion.

Pansy : Jealous cunt
Pansy : and u complain when harry gets jealous

Draco : Stfu, whore.

Pansy : i will only whore myself for my astraia lawrence

Astoria : why is it when I get involved with a ravenclaw its
Astoria : "omfg get over it",
Astoria : but when it's Pansy its "AWWW sOOO cutE"??

Pansy : because my girl is better then anthony gOLDSTEIN

Astoria : BITCH, PLS.

Pansy : OH U WANNA GO BRUV?

Astoria : YOU DID NOT JUST CALL ME THAT

Pansy : TRY ME, WANNABE WHORE

Daphne : omfg stfu for once

Astoria : says the bitch who fucks hufflepuffs

Pansy : frfr

Astoria : omg pansy i just saw astraia and anthony walk down the hall

Pansy : GIRL IM COMING

Blaise : ????
Blaise : they were just at each other throats??
Blaise : what the fuck

Millie : you should see them in the girls dormitory

Daphne : or in the girls only chat

Millie : omg fr

Daphne : fucking batshit
Daphne : they start talking about their ravenclaw crushes and then compete on who's better

Millie : then start fighting

Daphne : then go back to rambling about their crushes

Millie : its tiring at this point

Blaise : LMFAO

Draco : That's news to me.

Theo : Yeah lmao

Draco : Theo, will you be at the party? You haven't said anything.

Theo : ahh idk
Theo : we all have to dress up right? dont think i wanna

Blaise : why bc people will outshine u?
Blaise : that happens everyday when i walk in the room anyway theo

Theo : Oh, stfu you banged a hufflepuff
Theo : Anyway, and no I just dont feel well

Daphne : Aw, thats a shame theo

Blaise : not really
Blaise : one less bitch to try to outshine me

Draco : Blaise, have you had Firewhiskey again?

Blaise : just like
Blaise : 2 shots

Draco : Of fucking course.

Millie : lmao

 

 

Today at 13:58 P.M

Pansy : did u get the costume i sent u

Draco : Yes, and.
Draco : I'm not wearing that.

Pansy : yes u r
Pansy : harry will be drooling

Draco : It's too revealing!

Pansy : ???
Pansy : ok
Pansy : but u'd look hot
Pansy : especially with the corset

Draco : I've never worn a corset before???

Pansy : so i'll help u out!!
Pansy : no biggie

Draco : I'm not whoring myself for a fucking Halloween Party.

Pansy : u dont have to
Pansy : but if u want to give harry a good time ;)

Draco : Ew.
Draco : Also, why a Prince costume??

Pansy : bc i thought it was funny
Pansy : and it fits u since harry calls u his prince ;) ;) ;) 

Draco : I'm never letting you choose my costumes ever again.

Pansy : lol
Pansy : we'll be matching anyway

Draco : ??

Pansy : i'm going as a Queen >:)

Draco : Oh.

Pansy : oohh Luna's here, LETS GOO

Draco : What? Why?

Pansy : I'm helping her out with the costume she's gonna wear

Draco : Oh, what will she be wearing?

Pansy : yk the bunny with who's always running late in alice in wonderland??
Pansy : omg she's gonna look sooo cute with the bunny ears that'll be magicked to mimic her emotions so they look real!
Pansy : come to the girls' dorms, its so cute she even has a puffy cotton tail!!

Draco : I'm not allowed in the Girl's Dormitory.

Pansy : ok?? When has that stopped anyone?
Pansy : i go to the boys dormitory every day to get ur lazy arse down

Draco : Fair.
Draco : I'm coming.

Pansy : Bring the costume, we have to see if it'll work

Draco : No.

Pansy : Yes or i will go and get it myself

Draco : Ok, fine.

Pansy : u'll look hot draco
Pansy : harry will love it

Draco : What if I want to dress for myself and not my boyfriend??

Pansy : bitch pls
Pansy : u wanna be praised so badly by him just admit
Pansy : u want to get railed and pinned and filled

Draco : ...
Draco : I fucking hate you.

Pansy : BAhAHAHADH
Pansy : ya exactly and that outfit will make him DROP to his knees ok
Pansy : not saying u didnt already have him on his knees for u lol

Draco : Ok, shut up.

Pansy : ok dragon <3

 

 

Today at 14:33 P.M

Chat Room: partyHoes

Ron : spiderman or batman?

Blaise : batman's rich brucey so i'd go with him but idk what u're talking about

Ron : no as a costume for the party dumbarse

Blaise : for u?

Ron : Yes??

Blaise : I'd say go as ed sheeran

Ron : ...

Harry : thats what i told him as well!

Blaise : lol

Pansy : no fr he has no need to change anything as well

Harry : exactly
Harry : just bring a guitar and play shape of you

Ron : Fuck you all

Hermione : lol.

Ron : seriously????
Ron : im done
Ron : u guys suck

Ron Weasley has left the Group Chat

Pansy : drama hoe
Pansy : that's supposed to be our slytherin title but ok

Harry : lmao
Harry : ooh what r u guys going as??

Pansy : no spoilers potter

Blaise : well either way im gonna outshine u fuckers

Pansy : omg blaise stop having shots

Blaise : no?? tf

Harry : aw
Harry : draco??

Draco : I'm not saying.

Harry : :(

Hermione : Why keep it a secret?

Pansy : to keep harry on his toes

Blaise : yeah but harry drops to his knees for draco no matter what he does or wears??

Pansy : true

Harry : ok u say that like im a simp

Blaise : ?? and u're trying to say u arent??????

Harry : ...

Pansy : thats what i thought

Harry : no im not

Hermione : Sure, Harry.

Harry : wttf??? ok what did u slytherins do to our hermione

Harry Potter added Ron Weasley into this Group Chat

Ron : FR!!

Hermione : They did nothing to me??

Ron : i blame parkinson for hanging out with u mione
Ron : She corrupted u
Ron : my sweet and brilliant girl

Harry : and u call me a sap???

Ron : stfu
Ron : u're gross

Harry : its homophobia

Ron : NO ITS NOT

Harry : YES IT IS

Hermione : Sigh.

Pansy : i see what u're talking about now, hermi

Hermione : It's exhausting!

Ron : ???

Harry : omfg mione u complain about us??

Ron : i am so hurt

Harry : fr

Blaise : who wouldnt complain about u guys

Draco : True.

Harry : D:

Draco : Sorry, darling.

Harry : im hurt
Harry : and leaving
Harry : ron come with me, lets take some shots

Ron : ok

Pansy : lol

Blaise : omg wait can i tag along??

Draco : You're already doing shots??

Blaise : its better with people around
Blaise : makes it all the more fun

Ron : ok

Harry : yeah sure

Blaise : fuck yeaaa

Pansy : omg hermi
Pansy : come to the slytherin dungeons
Pansy : u HAVE TO see draco in his costume

Draco : What?! No!
Draco : This thing's embarrassing!

Pansy : shut up
Pansy : u look hot

Harry : oh so hermione can know about it but i cant???

Pansy : omfg impatient
Pansy : wait for ur boyfriend harry, trust me it'll be worth it

Harry : :(

Hermione : I'm coming!
Hermione : Bringing some Firewhiskey to calm my nerves as well.
Hermione : These boys will be the death of me.

Pansy : I LOVE YOU

Hermione : <3.

Ron : ???
Ron : THATS MY GF?? MY GF?? GRABBING FIREWHISKEY??? HOLY SHIT
Ron : MY GIRL??
Ron : MY LOVE???
Ron : WAHT

Harry : woah
Harry : dayum mione

Hermione : Oh, shut up boys.

Ron : ilysm

Hermione : Go get ready, dumbarse.

Ron : yes ma'am

Pansy : when boys bark for their girls/partners

Blaise : u only added the partners thing bc of draco and potter

Pansy : ya

Draco : I hate you.

Harry : bark bark

Draco : Don't encourage them, Harry!

 

 

Today at 14:55 P.M

Harry : cant u just send me a little hint or pic
Harry : just a small one pls?

Draco : Fuck off, Potter

Harry : ???

Draco : draco's putting his costume
Draco : and damn u're guys's conversations rlly are funky like blaise said lol

Harry : PANSY ISTG STOP
Harry : THIS IS PRIVATE STOP STOP SOTP SOTP STOP

Draco : omg did u too get caught by theo once?? LMFAOOO

Harry : gtfo STOOOOP
Harry : I WILL MURDER U 

Draco : this is hiliraiousslydas
Draco : im taking screenies lol

Harry : STOP IT OMFG NO

Draco : LOL

Harry : FUCK U PARKINSON

Draco : i think draco would rather fuck u

Harry : omfg stfu
Harry : we're not there yet

Draco : lol he'd never admit it tho
Draco : but he wants ur dicccck
Draco : *sent a picture*

Harry : OMG

Draco : im only sending u that and that should be enough

Harry : is that a crown and a corset???

Draco : u know what a corset is??

Harry : im not fucking dumb???
Harry : who do u think i am??

Draco : a horny 16-year old with too much media available

Harry : wtf

Draco : idk why it shocked me
Draco : u totally seem the type to be into tiny slim waists in corsets HAHAH
Draco : do u get off on heels and skirts as well?
Draco : dam i have ideas for draco's nexts costume parties

Harry : omfg no
Harry : fuck u

Draco : no draco would rather do that
Draco : also stop acting like u DONT want that

Harry : omfg stfu
Harry : give him his phone back

Draco : nah
Draco : why should i

Harry : slytherins suck

Draco : excuse me?? u are SO not getting my blessing potter

Harry : rude

Draco : U WERE BEING RUDE FIRST ARSEHOLE

Harry : u stole my boyfriend's phone!

Draco : oh stfu
Draco : shit draco's parents are texting

Harry : ??? DONT TEXT THEM??

Draco : calm ur tits i know how to mimic draco perfectly

Harry : ???

 

 

Today at 15:03 P.M

Chat Room: Malfoys

Father : There will be another Party tonight? After the one that the school is hosting?

Mother : Is that a question?

Father : Yes. Draco, answer.

Draco : The school is hosting a Hallowe'en Party, yes, and the students are hosting an After Party.

Father : Which house?

Draco : Slytherin.
Draco : Don't understand how It's important?

Father : If I am not to be mistaken, there will be alcohol again.

Draco : Probably. How most After Parties go.
Draco : Let me guess, I am not to drink one drop of Firewhiskey all night long?

Father : Precisely.

Mother : Oh, cool it off, Lucius. He's young. We were like that once.

Father : Narcissa, you have encouraged our son enough times.
Father : I don't want him to end up making a horrible mistake when he's drunk, dear.
Father : Imagine how It'd ruin our reputation and status. That is not must for a Malfoy, nonetheless for a Black.
Father : I thought you were taught better, dear.

Mother : Excuse me?
Mother : How dare you say that to me, your wife?
Mother : Me, my Sisters and my Cousins are the last remaining Blacks and we have permanently discarded our old Family habits to make room for new traditions.
Mother : I am not going to put my son through the same stress and pressure our families have. There is a reason I have always been protective of him, Lucius, and you quite have the courage to speak to me like that.
Mother : What happened in our youth, stays that way. We can't change the past, and it's not like I would want to. But that does not mean we are to repeat the ways, Lucius.
Mother : If my son wants to let loose and party with his friends, I will allow him with my permission. He is responisble and smart, he would never do anything to harm someone or himself. He is careful and precisce.
Mother : He is your son, yes, and he's a Malfoy. But that does not mean you can order your own kin like some common dog. He obeys and listens with care and kindness.
Mother : He is a person, he is human. He has his own skills and needs, he has his own magic that is far beyond ours. You know that better than anyone, Lucius. Do not underistame your son.
Mother : He'll become an extraordinary Wizard, I am sure of it. But I will not stand here and listen to you and disobey my son's release from the stress building up.
Mother : We were absolutely horrible in our 6th year and 7th, dear. We partied way more than we had studied for our N.E.W.T.s, you should be glad our son is academically gifted.
Mother : So give your son a little break, won't you, love? He's been doing what you have asked of him since he learned to walk and talk.

Father : ...
Father : Yes, dear.

Mother : There.
Mother : Now, Draco. You will still drink responsibly, right?

Draco : Of course, Mother.
Draco : Thank you.

Mother : You're welcome, my dear.

 

 

Today at 15:09 P.M

Harry : ???
Harry : what happened??

Draco : It's me again, Pansy gave me my phone back.

Harry : omg i tried to stop her

Draco : It's alright, Harry.
Draco : You wouldn't believe what my Mother had just said to my Father.

Harry : what?

Draco : *sent a picture*
Draco : *sent a picture*
Draco : *sent a picture*
Draco : *sent a picture*

Harry : woah
Harry : wowwow wow
Harry : ur mums so awesome
Harry : omg i love her

Draco : I know.

Harry : asdkasdja
Harry : cant believe ur father ugh

Draco : Everyone has a grudge against Lucius Malfoy.

Harry : he's such an arse, no offence

Draco : None taken, I don't particularly like him either.
Draco : It felt good to have my mother on my side

Harry : <3
Harry : sooo
Harry : what will u be wearing?

Draco : Not telling, Harry.

Harry : :(

Draco : But maybe I'll give you another hint if you tell me what you're going as.

Harry : unfair
Harry : i have to tell u and u'll only give me a hint?

Draco : Take it or leave it, Pansy would murder me if I do tell you.

Harry : ok ok ok
Harry : really fucking basic but i basically am going as my dad
Harry : like his quidditch team n everything
Harry : dean, seamus, ginny, katie bell, demelza robins, andrew kirke and jimmy peakes agreed to come as the rest of my dad's team

Draco : How did I not suspect this? You idolise your father.

Harry : obviously
Harry : also my dads quidditch team is the best

Draco : They couldn't even make it as England's representative Team?

Harry : RUDE
Harry : if my dad hadnt gotten hurt THEY COULDVE

Draco : Lol, sure.

Harry : cannot believe this
Harry : how will u get my father's blessing if u dont even support his team

Draco : Never said I didn't support his team. They just couldn't make it to England's representatives. But they are good, I'll admit.

Harry : ok thats all good in my books
Harry : <3

Draco : Also, I didn't know Finnigan played Quidditch? What Position is he?

Harry : normally chaser or keeper, but bc ron didnt want to join us seamus wanted in

Draco : ? What's Ron going as??

Harry : idfk either spiderman or batman

Draco : Lmao.
Draco : That's going to be interesting to see. A ginger Spiderman.
Draco : Or even better, a Ginger Batman.

Harry : KEKSEKEKJSE
Harry : give me another hint now
Harry : for ur costume ;)

Draco : I had hoped you'd forget.

Harry : meanie

Draco : *sent a picture*

Harry : wowow is that a fake sword

Harry : r u going as a knight or smth
Harry : WAIT NO PANSY SENT ME A PIC OF A CROWN
Harry : omg a prince

Draco : Well, now she has no reason to get angry with me. You figured it out on your own.

Harry : yes, completely on my own
Harry : omfg wait also a corset?? U'LL BE WEARING A CORSET??

Draco : I guess so.

Harry : ADASDDADJA
Harry : i
Harry : want
Harry : to
Harry : see
Harry : it
Harry : now

Draco : No.

Harry : :(

Draco : It's bad enough that I got complimented by Hermione, Luna and Pansy by it.
Draco : I don't think I could handle it if you saw it as well.
Draco : At least, not right now.
Draco : Party starts at 7, so you'll have to wait.

Harry : SDAJDKDA I CANT WAIT 4 HOURS OMG

Draco : Well, you have to.

Harry : FUCk

Draco : Sorry, darling.

Harry : ADSKSDKDs
Harry : im going to start drinking already i cant help it

Draco : Harry, no.

Harry : too late

Draco : Harry!

Harry : i'll see u at the party bbygirl

Draco : Omfg, I told you to stop calling me that.

Harry : no<3

 

*~

 

Today at 15:45 P.M, Harry Potter's phone

Chat Room: weRgryffins

Lavender : *sent a picture*
Lavender : why are they drinking firewhiskey now???
Lavender : thats so risky!
Lavender : also why is Zabini here???

Parvati : ??? The party starts at 7??

Neville : isnt it risker to start drinking alcohol now?? What if the teachers find out during the Hallowe'en party??

Ron : we cant wait till the after party
Ron : also blaise is a fun lad

Dean : and if we get caught

Seamus : we're blaming the slytherins

Harry : wtf hey no i did not agree to this

Ron : lmao

Dean : dude harry why wodnt u blame the slytherins???

Seamus : good point
Seamus : they suc
Seamus : specially maffoy

Harry : stfu

Seamus : ???

Harry : i mean
Harry : idc
Harry : but

Ron : no harry shut up before u fuck shit up some more

Harry : but

Ron : no butts im t aking ur phone

Harry : NO

Hermione : Ron, please.
Hermione : Get his phone before he gives me a migraine.
Hermione : Me and the others are coming up.

Ron : u forgrt he's seeker this mfo knows how to run
Ron : GOD DAMIT HARRY STOP TRYING TO KICK ME

Harry : NO

Seamus : lmao

Dean : go harry go
Dean : live ur little teenboy life
Dean : and weird obsession with draco malfoy

Harry : ok fuck u i am not obsessed with draco

Ron : ok bud

Seamus : fr

Hermione : Ronald.

Ron : harry is a fast runner mione
Ron : u try to chase him all around the gryffindor tower!!

Hermione : Sigh.

Harry : I AM NOT OBSESSED WITH DRACO MALFOY

Lavender : Is that supposed to be a confession???

Ron : screenies
Ron : lets see how well that'll age

Harry : u have betrayed me ronald i am seeking ur death now
Harry : i will gut u and hang ur balls up for a christmas decoration

Ron : lets see what he'll have to say once i show him this

Parvati : Who??? Malfoy?? Do you have his number?

Ron : not rlly but i have blaise's number so ig i can ask him
Ron : wHOOp WHOOp

Lavender : i dont like how Zabini's laughing right now reading over ron's shoulder...

Hermione : Ronald.

Ron : what?
Ron : did i do something wrong??

Seamus : You have Zabini's number???

Ron : ???
Ron : how did u know??

Hermione : Omg, how much did you guys give Ron???

Harry : maybe a bottle or two lol

Ron : oh stfu
Ron : it was three

Hermione : WHAT?!

Dean : Ron has Blaise Zabini's number???
Dean : What's next? Hermione is study partners with Pansy Parkinson??

Ron : well
Ron : if u wanna be honest

Hermione : Ronald!

Ron : nvm

Dean : WHAT

Harry : HAHSHSJAJSHDJ

Ron : ok yk what
Ron : u wanna be like that haz?

Harry : dont u dare

Ron : harry has malfoy's number and they're friends

Harry : NO WE'RE NOT.
Harry : RONALD IM COMING FOR U

Ron : BLAISE SAVE ME

Hermione : I hate you all.

Ron : CAJSJDKA

Seamus : WOAH WHERE THE HELL DID PARKKNSON COME FROM

Hermione : Ugh! They're with me!!

Dean : dam why parkinson kinda...

Seamus : dean
Seamus : motherfucking
Seamus : thomas
Seamus : watch urself

Dean : uh
Dean : sorry?

Neville : what the fuck-
Neville : Why are the slytherins here???

Ron : relax they just came to drink with us

Hermione : Sigh.
Hermione : I hate you all, and stop texting each other we're all in the same room!

Parvati : Wait, so Harry being friends with Malfoy wasn't a joke???

Hermione : I'm not even sure how they got each other's numbers.

Ron : lies lies lies
Ron : KEKEKEKE

Harry : deny deny deny
Harry : i swear i will kill u ron

Ron : stfu harold and stop drooling

Harry : I AM NOT DROOLING
Harry : SHUT UP

Ron : OK BUD OK

Lavender : Well, this Halloween is going to be an experience.

Dean : harry and malfoy are friends omfg

Seamus : they're taking shots rn
Seamus : *sent a picture*

Neville : waht the fuck is happening dude-

Ron : BAHSJAKSJ

Hermione : I'm murdering you all!

 

30 Minutes Later

 

Ron : where did harry go

Seamus : thdink he went to thr dorms
Seamus : with malfoy and a bcttle of Firewhiskey

Ron : OH SHIT

Lavender : ???

Ron : nothing i didnt mean to use caps ahdjskebrja

Fred : well someone's enjoying the party without actually having the party

George : fr

Ron : shhhhuuuut up
Ron : when r u guys coming

George : around 9

Fred : have to meet up with the Snakes to get them the stuff

George : u wanna tag along Ron?

Ginny : hey i want to as well

Fred : 'course lil sis

Ron : i literally forgot we had a sister for a sec

Ginny : ????
Ginny : wtf ron

Ron : srry u never talked in this chat before

Ginny : Yes i have???

Ron : i guess i didnt care enough to remember

Ginny : Fuck u, Ron

Hermione : Or you're drunk.

Ron : more logical
Ron : also im not drunk

Hermione : I am afraid You'll get kicked out of the Party before it even starts.

Ron : D:

Parvati : she has a point lol

Dean : fr

Ron : i hate u all
Ron : also dont go into the dormitory at LEAST till the party starts

Seamus : why???

Dean : ????

Ron : reasons

Neville : and i think i actually stumbled onto those reasons

Ron : NEVILLE LONGBOTTOM NO WAY

Neville : I AM NOT GOING TO SAY WHAT I SAW I SWEAR RON

Ron : ISTG CAUSE HARRY WILL KILL ME AND U MATE

Neville : tbh it makes sense kinda

Ron : DOES IT???

Neville : ya??

Ginny : OMG FINALLY ANOTHER PERSON I CAN TALK TO ABOUT THIS
Ginny : NEVILLE COME DOWN WE NEED TO GOSSIP ASAP WITH LUNA

Neville : Luna knows as well???

Ginny : YEEPPP

Seamus : ????

Parvati : wtf are u guys talking about

Ron : nonya

Lavender : ??

Dean : whats nonya?

Ron : none of yar business

Hermione : Go drink water, Ronald.

Ron : ok ma'am

 

 

Today at 16:59 P.M

Chat Room: partyHoes

Draco : So, Longbottom now knows of Harry and I.

Pansy : ur fault for sneaking off to the GRYFFINDOR dormitory

Blaise : LMAOOO

Pansy : blaise is still taking shots with finnigan and thomas

Ron : i want to as well :(

Hermione : No.

Ron : so mean

Hermione : You can get wasted when the After Party starts.

Ron : but thats sooo loooong ahead of us

Harry : 3 more hours is torture
Harry : UGHGUGHGUHGUHGUHG

Pansy : ??? While u're blowing Draco off??

Harry : multitasking

Draco : Omfg, no. We're not doing that.

Harry : well u didnt have to tell them

Draco : ???

Ron : sTOP TALKING ABOJT UR SEX LIFE OMFG IM GOING TO JUMP OFF THE TOWER

Blaise : lmao

Pansy : is it a sex life if they're both virgins??

Harry : DRACO'S A VIRGIN???
Harry : W AHR

Blaise : omfg he didnt tell u

Draco : I hope you guys choke.

Pansy : BAKFJSKA WHY DIDNT U TELL HIM

Draco : Didn't seem important.

Harry : WHAT DO U MEAN NOT IMPORTANT???
Harry : also im not a virgin

Pansy : WHAT

Hermione : Oh, I forgot about that.

Draco : WHAT?!

Blaise : HUH

Draco : Do not tell me it was Chang…

Harry : we're in the same room bby if u wanna scream do it now
Harry : just dont hit me
Harry : im very sensitive rn

Ron : also yes cho

Blaise : WTF WHAT

Pansy : THIS IS INSANE WTF

Harry : that im not a virgin?? 

Ron : lol

Harry : oh so its funny when u talk about the sex life i had with my ex but with my current boyfriend u find it disgusting??
Harry : homophobia
Harry : IM TELLIN U GUYS RONS HOMOPHOBIC

Ron : WHAT
Ron : NO OMG

Hermione : Ron? Homophobic? Please, he was in love with Viktor Krum.

Ron : i was not IN LOVE

Pansy : no no
Pansy : its fair bc its viktor krum

Blaise : god
Blaise : i wish i couldve done him

Pansy : omfg whore piss off

Blaise : lol

Harry : lmao

Ron : i was not in love
Ron : but i'll admit
Ron : he made me question my sexuality a little bit

Blaise : who didnt?? Lmao

Pansy : stfu u banged cedric diggory
Pansy : A HUFFLEPUFF
Pansy : im going to spit on u

Blaise : DONT U DARE

Pansy : WATCH ME

Blaise : omt hey i see ur gf right so SHUT UP

Pansy : OMFG U WOULDNT DARE

Blaise : TRY ME

Draco : Both of you, stfu.

Pansy : stfu go blow ur boyfriend

Draco : Go finger your girlfriend.

Pansy : WE'RE NOT DATING YET
Pansy : also, ew draco wtf bro why r u so fucking disgusting

Draco : ????

Blaise : ???
Blaise : mfo said the same shit that u said to him??

Ron : slytherins really are fucked up
Ron : Harry out of all the choices u had

Draco : Fuck you, Ron.

Harry : wtf ron
Harry : seriously i hope u choke
Harry : in fact
Harry : i'll be the one choking u tonight

Pansy : BABDJSLA

Ron : ??? did malfoy just call me ron

Hermione : ???
Hermione : Ron, he's been doing that all week?

Ron : OMG FR??

Harry : yes???

Draco : Are you high?

Harry : who me or ron

Draco : Both, actually.

Harry : no we dont have tve weed yet

Ron : i stole a joint from seamus and dean

Draco : Ah, there it is.

Harry : WTF???
Harry : and u decided not to share ronald??? 

Ron : stop shagging a slytherin and maybe

Harry : HOMOPHOBIA

Ron : SHUT UP

Pansy : completely forgetting where we exposed draco to being a virgin

Ron : oh yea
Ron : well it seems like they're getting close to that

Draco : I thought you hated talking about Harry and I's sex-life, Ronald?

Ron : i hate imagining it
Ron : but i always talk about my best bro's sex life

Harry : i did not need to know that at all

Hermione : You'd be surprised.

Harry : omfg no ron do u talk to ur gf about my sex life???

Ron : no

Hermione : Sometimes.

Ron : omfg wow hermione
Ron : way to take one for the team

Hermione : Oh, shut up.
Hermione : I told you to sober up before the Party starts.

Ron : funny how u believe im capable of doing anything on my own

Hermione : Sigh.
Hermione : Harry?

Harry : no no no
Harry : im not even sober dont ask me to sober him up

Pansy : ??? U're also drunk?

Blaise : for being drunk, their texting is impeccable.

Harry : practice does wonders yk

Ron : we've been doing this since uhhh 4th year ofc we're professionals

Hermione : Or Autocorrect saves your arses.

Harry : that too

Ron : biggest help

Draco : Sigh.

Harry : <3

Blaise : barf

Ron : retching as we speak

Pansy : i cannot stand harry in his simp mode
Pansy : somebody thats not draco sober him up

Harry : rude

 

Today at 17:44 P.M

Harry : r u putting on the costume

Draco : No, there's still, like, half an hour or two before the party.

Harry : BUT I WANNA SEE U WEARING IT

Draco : Sorry, love.

Harry : UGh

Draco : Are you still drunk?

Harry : no
Harry : hermione sobered me and ron up
Harry : also im pretty sure i lost my glasses

Draco : ?
Draco : How are you texting?

Harry : i am not that blind wtf draco
Harry : also hermi and ron carry spare glasses on them incase i do some dumb shit and break them

Draco : Do I need to start carrying spare Glasses for you as well?

Harry : dat be cute <3

Draco : Yeah, but I probably won't.

Harry : aw :(
Harry : i miss u

Draco : Clingy.

Harry : no

Draco : Yes.

Harry : :(
Harry : wanna facetime??

Draco : No.

Harry : D:
Harry : why not??

Draco : Because you'll start saying some dirty shit again to get me to meet up with you.
Draco : Not my first rodeo with you, Potter.

Harry : KSDKad
Harry : rude
Harry : so u dont want to see me

Draco : I will, at the party and the After Party.

Harry : :(

Draco : <3.

Harry : <3333

 

*~

 

Today at 18:23 P.M, Draco Malfoy's phone

Mother : Is there something you're not telling us, my son?

Draco : What?

Mother : I can't help but think you've withdrawn yourself more from us.
Mother : For more reasons than one.
Mother : Not that I am mad at you, of course not.

Draco : If you think I'm keeping my distance from Father, then yes, but I'm not sure what you mean, Mother.

Mother : You seem, well, how do I put it?
Mother : More closed off.
Mother : I know you and Pansy are best friends, but you would let me know if there's something going on, wouldn't you?

Draco : Oh.
Draco : Mother, for the last time, Pansy and I are only, and I mean only, friends. She's actually seeing another person right now.

Mother : Oh, she is?

Draco : I would rather hope so after setting her up.

Mother : That's wonderful, dear. I'm happy for her.
Mother : But what about you, my love?

Draco : What about me?

Mother : The last few weeks at home, you've always been on your phone. Texting someone.
Mother : It was rather adorable how you tried to hide it and still pay attention during Dinner.
Mother : You'd smile, and look away, sometimes even a chuckle. It was very endearing to see.
Mother : I assumed it was Pansy, but even when she had spent the last week at the Manor, you were still texting all day long with someone.
Mother : And I don't believe it was Blaise either.

Draco : What are you hinting at, Mother?

Mother : Are you dating someone?
Mother : Or seeing someone?

Draco : Oh.
Draco : No.

Mother : Well, are you interested in someone?

Draco : ...
Draco : Maybe.

Mother : Oh, who is she?
Mother : Is she someone we know?

Draco : Oh. Well. I don't know.

Mother : ?

Draco : I don't think.
Draco : I mean.
Draco : I'm sorry, Mother, but I don't think I'm ready to talk to you about this.

Mother : Oh, dearie, of course. I understand.
Mother : Does this person make you happy?

Draco : ... Yes.

Mother : That's good, love.
Mother : I just want you to be happy, my son.
Mother : Whoever this girl is that you are interested in, I hope she treats you right.

Draco : ... Thank you for understanding.

Mother : Of course, my love.
Mother : Now, go and enjoy the Hallowe'en Party.

Draco : Yes, Mother. Have a good night.

Mother : You too, son.

 

 

Today at 18:31 P.M

Draco : *sent a picture*
Draco : *sent a picture*
Draco : *sent a picture*

Pansy : LMFAOOO

Draco : I don't think I can handle this 'closet' thing anymore.
Draco : It's eating me up inside.
Draco : Literally.

Pansy : oh sweetheart JASDASJD
Pansy : lmfaoo
Pansy : it'll get easier i swear

Draco : Are you sure???
Draco : Everytime she asks about you and I, I just want to shout out "I'm actually Gay and dating Harry Potter!".

Pansy : KADKJA
Pansy : that sounds so tempting, trust me I relate
Pansy : but darnnn dray
Pansy : idk what to say
Pansy : It'll get easier for sure
Pansy : but that could also take time

Draco : Thanks for that, Captain obvious.

Pansy : fuck u at least im trying to help
Pansy : u know im bad at this

Draco : Ugh, I know. It's just fucking with my brain.

Pansy : understandable
Pansy : Now, come down so we can get into the costume and leave harry drooling ;)

Draco : Ugh.
Draco : Fine.

 

*~

 

Today at 19:06 P.M, Harry Potter's phone

Uncle Moony : I better not see you getting drunk here.

Harry : omg i JUSt stepped into the great hall
Harry : im not going to get wasted so quickly

Uncle Moony : Your Mother and Father told me they gave you permission to do so.

Harry : uh
Harry : doesnt mean im gonna

Uncle Moony : Oh, please.

Harry : ok maybe
Harry : also, have u seen draco yet???

Uncle Moony : Yes, he is somewhere by the drinks with Pansy.
Uncle Moony : He looks incredible, I have to say.
Uncle Moony : I'm guessing with the help of Pansy.

Harry : OMG I HAVE TO SEE HIM

Uncle Moony : Harry.
Uncle Moony : Aren't you dating in secret?

Harry : FUUUUCK why did u have to remind me

Uncle Moony : Sorry, cub. But I'm not letting you out yourself and Draco here.

Harry : why are u being a good uncle
Harry : stop it and encourage me to approach my boyfriend
Harry : like sirius would do

Uncle Moony : He would say that, wouldn't he?

Harry : definitely
Harry : akdjasd omg i really want to see him now fuck
Harry : im just going to get drunk

Uncle Moony : Harry.

Harry : only lightly
Harry : i swear

Uncle Moony : I strongly don't believe that.

Harry : :(
Harry : literally nobody in this school has faith in me

Uncle Moony : Sorry, cub.

Harry : ughh im just going to find hermione and ron

Uncle Moony : You do that.

Harry : have fun trying to stop kids from getting drunk <3

Uncle Moony : Ugh, don't remind me.

Harry : wow what would headmaster dumbledore and professor mcgonagall say

Uncle Moony : Oh, just go.

Harry : ok lol

Uncle Moony : Have fun, Harry.

Harry : ok u too

 

 

Today at 19:19 P.M

Harry : hi
Harry : i just saw u

Draco : Hi.
Draco : And I saw you.

Harry : im hyperventilating

Draco : No, you're not.

Harry : well, i might as well be
Harry : FUCK U LOOK HOT

Draco : Thank you, love.

Harry : i
Harry : want to
Harry : be alone with u
Harry : so fucking badly

Draco : Another time, maybe.

Harry : HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO CONTAIN MYSELF WITH U WALKING AROUND LIKE THAT??

Draco : Lmao.

Harry : IM NOT JOKING DRACO
Harry : u're so fucking hot omfg
Harry : i just want to kiss u so badly
Harry : ur skin KSDFKS
Harry : so fucking soft mgfjdks
Harry : i want to mark u all over
Harry : im serious
Harry : i want to 

Draco : You want to, what?
Draco : What do you want, Harry?

Harry : i ehm
Harry : nvm i had too much to drink

Draco : No, no. Enlighten me, Harry.
Draco : What do you want to do to me?

Harry : STOP IT
Harry : I AM TRYING
Harry : TO HAVE SOME
Harry : SELF-CONTROL HOLY SHIT STOP SMILING

Draco : Am I? I hadn't noticed.

Harry : OMFG STOP IT STOP IT
Harry : U STUPID RAY OF SUNSHINE STOP IT

Draco : You're telling me that, sunshine.
Draco : I'm not doing anything, Harry.

Harry : AND THATS THE PROBLEM OMG
Harry : THE PARTY HASNT EVEN FULLY STARTED
Harry : AND I ALREADY WANT TO DRAG YOU AWAY

Draco : Oh? And where to, Harry?

Harry : room of requirement
Harry : so nobody can hear how loud we'd be
Harry : u could scream ur lungs out

Draco : Oh.

Harry : fuck, ur legs are so hot
Harry : shit
Harry : omg
Harry : i want them around me so badly

Draco : Oh, dear, gods.
Draco : Thats-
Draco : Harry.

Harry : i must be drunk
Harry : hella drunk
Harry : omfg u're so hot
Harry : i cant believe u're mminee esfjfjucukk

Draco : Harry.

Harry : but i hate this secret bullshite
Harry : i want to walk over to u and pansy and just
Harry : snog u senseless
Harry : drag you away from the party
Harry : hide in an alcove, room of requiremnt idc
Harry : just somewhere where we're alone
Harry : and no one can hear us
Harry : and no one can find us

Draco : Harry,
Draco : Pansy had taken my phone.

Harry : well she didnt need to do that now

Draco : I was humiliated.

Harry : why u??? i was the one expressing my undying need of being close to u
Harry : and hearing u
Harry : and feeling u god fuck i want to touch u so badly

Draco : Harry.
Draco : Sweet Salazar.

Harry : i'd beg for u
Harry : i'd kill for u

Draco : Omfg, Harry.

Harry : i'd cry for u
Harry : i've nver wanted to hold someone so fucking tightly like rn
Harry : i want u

Draco : Shit.
Draco : Enough.

Harry : i think i need some fresh air

Draco : Go get it. Now.
Draco : I can't believe all it took was a corset and some tight pants..

Harry : ok ok
Harry : but can u blame me?
Harry : jfc u're so hot

Draco : Go outside, give your phone to Hermione and.
Draco : Fucking. Breathe.
Draco : You're fucking make me excited with the way you're talking.

Harry : then join me
Harry : why dont u join me dragon

Draco : No.
Draco : Sweet merlin, you're actually tempting me now.
Draco : Go and take a breather.
Draco : Give your phone to Hermione because I doubt you'd actually do what I say without texting me.

Harry : you are so fucking cruel
Harry : UGH

Draco : Go.
Draco : Now.

Harry : ok

 

 

Today at 19:24 P.M

Chat Room: partyHoes

Pansy : guys
Pansy : Potter's fucking insane

Draco : I told you not to read the messages.

Hermione : Trust me, I was confused when he handed me his phone and said he's going to take a stroll around the grounds.

Ron : huh
Ron : wtf happened

Pansy : mfo saw draco and was like "i wanna fuck"
Pansy : real bad too
Pansy : sexting to a new level

Blaise : OMGFGGFGG
Blaise : BASHDSAHDASH

Ron : sweet merlin
Ron : what????

Hermione : Sigh, at least he had actually done what he was asked of.

Draco : He really does have some insane self-control, I'll give him that.
Draco : I'm impressed.

Pansy : and u'll give him more later
Pansy : u horny pricks

Draco : Stfu.

Pansy : MFO LITERALLY SAID "u're the most hottest bitch i've ever seen and i need to be inside of u rn"
Pansy : i mean
Pansy : come on dray

Draco : SHUT UP, OMFG.
Draco : I hate you so much.

Ron : RETCHING

Blaise : but thts practically what he said, wasnt it??

Pansy : my wording would be off but yes
Pansy : IT WASSSS

Draco : I hate everything.

Pansy : lmfao
Pansy : HERMIONE U LOOK GORGEOUS BTW

Hermione : Thank you!
Hermione : You look amazing as well, I think I saw Astraia staring at you earlier.

Pansy : OMG OMG OMG THANKS FOR REMINDING ME
Pansy : i have to go find her
Pansy : my queen

Blaise : and there she goes
Blaise : our little bisexual off to go and shag her lesbian gf

Hermione : Lol.

Ron : on the topic of shagging

Blaise : no omfg

Hermione : Ronald, wtf.

Ron : i quite
Ron : literally
Ron : saw dean putting his hands inside of seamus's trousers

Pansy : HOLY SHIT

Blaise : pansy, go talk to ur future-wife

Pansy : OH OFC

Blaise : anyway
Blaise : WHAT

Hermione : Oh, merlin.

Ron : pretty sure they are grinding on each other or i could be mistaken

Blaise : no omg i see them too

Ron : righT??

Draco : Eugh.

Blaise : shut up drake
Blaise : go shag ur bf cause he's so clearly turned on
Blaise : seriously

Draco : No, shut up.
Draco : And don't call me 'Drake'.

Blaise : no
Blaise : take a shot with me then lol

Draco : No.

Blaise : yes, where are u

Draco : Fuck off.

Blaise : no

 

 

Today at 19:55 P.M

Draco : Love.
Draco : Did Hermione give you your phone?

Harry : yes

Draco : Alright.
Draco : Good.

Harry : i read the messages from the group chat
Harry : i feel so disgusting im sorry

Draco : ?
Draco : Oh, Harry.

Harry : ughh

Draco : It's alright, darling.

Harry : it kind of isnt tho is it

Draco : Yes, it is?

Harry : im sorry
Harry : i shouldve shut myself up sooner

Draco : Harry, it's fine.

Harry : but it isnt
Harry : you havent had sex yet and i dont want to you to assume i want that from you
Harry : bc bc i dont want to like
Harry : be that bf that stresses their partner to have sex
Harry : i never want anything between us to feel stressed and rushed and imperfect

Draco : Is this what it's about? Me being a virgin?

Harry : ehm
Harry : kinda?

Draco : Oh, Harry.
Draco : I don't care about that.
Draco : I mean, if I really wanted to lose my virginity, I would've already done so.
Draco : So far, I've never really felt like I wanted to have sex with anyone.
Draco : I never had the urge to go further with a person.
Draco : Well, till you came along.

Harry : wiat hwat

Draco : Come on, I thought I was obvious enough.
Draco : You've always had the upper hand with me, Harry.

Harry : im
Harry : confused??

Draco : Oh, well.
Draco : I guess I have to dumb it down for you.

Harry : excuse me??
Harry : HuH???

Draco : I've had sex fantasies about you and I.

Harry : WAHT

Draco : Is that such a big shocker?
Draco : I've been into you since 3rd year.

Harry : I MEAN
Harry : KINDA??

Draco : You are literally, like, half of the reasons why I never had sex.
Draco : I always had a crush on you, Harry, and I thought imaging I was kissing you instead of Theo was obvious enough?

Harry : i
Harry : omg
Harry : idk what to say

Draco : I hate to say this, but I don't think I ever imagined myself sleeping with anyone else.
Draco : It's kind of hard for me to even imagine having sex with someone that's not you.

Harry : Are you drunk???

Draco : A little tipsy.

Harry : oh

Draco : Maybe that's why I found the courage to tell you this.

Harry : i find it hot
Harry : really hot

Draco : Of course you do.

Harry : im the reason you hadnt had sex yet???

Draco : 100 Reasons and you're, like, all 99 ones. 1% being STD's.

Harry : fair
Harry : cho was my first
Harry : but she told me i wasnt good

Draco : Fucking liar.
Draco : I bet you were fantastic.

Harry : u can find out on ur own

Draco : Are you offering, Potter?

Harry : if u're interested, malfoy

Draco : Don't say that.
Draco : That'll keep me up all night.

Harry : yeah i can relate

Draco : I should stop drinking.

Harry : dont
Harry : i like drunk draco

Draco : I don't.
Draco : He's too talkative, and it's a burden.
Draco : I need something to shut me up.

Harry : or someone..
Harry : where are you going?

Draco : Such a stalker.
Draco : Bathroom.
Draco : Come with me?

Harry : yes

 

 

Today at 20:03 P.M

Chat Room: partyHoes

Hermione : Where did Harry and Draco go?

Ron : idfk

Pansy : "bathroom" but i think they're just blowing each other again

Ron : EUGH
Ron : PUKEEEINGGGG

Pansy : dramatic hoe

Blaise : fr

Pansy : blaise i saw you snogging with romilda vane again

Blaise : oh shit that was her??
Blaise : ugh now she probably thinks we're an item

Pansy : lmfao

Hermione : Oh, good godric.

Blaise : i thought i was kissing parvati

Ron : ???

Blaise : or padma idk i have a hard time seeing
Blaise : it's like i have sunglasses on

Pansy :  how much have u drunk??
Pansy : drank*

Blaise : drunk enough to be drunk

Pansy : Wow, we're all going to be hammered before we get to the After Party.
Pansy : i cant wait to put draco thru costume hell

Ron : lmfao

Hermione : What does that mean, Pansy?

Pansy : u'll find out hermi

 

*~

 

Today at 20:20 P.M, Draco Malfoy's phone

Chat Room: Malfoys

Father : Draco.
Father : ?
Father : Draco, answer me.

Mother : He's busy, dear.

Father : He said he'd drink responsibly.

Mother : Maybe he is, or maybe his phone is just on silent.
Mother : You don't know. At parties, phones are always the last thought.

Father : I doubt that.

Mother : You doubt your own son?
Mother : How can you expect him to respect you if you have no trust nor sense of privacy for him?

Father : What?

Mother : Let your son have fun, Lucius. He's going to be fine.

Father : ...
Father : Fine.

 

 

Today at 20:24 P.M

Father : You should be ashamed.
Father : Getting drunk and partying instead of studying.
Father : Don't get me started on that half-breed Potter, and his Mudblood friends.
Father : I didn't raise you to become one of those snobs you had the balls to befriend.
Father : I raised you to be smarter. I raised you to be better.
Father : And Mudbloods? Really? Are you trying to disgrace our family's name?
Father : Your Mother might not care, but remember the lessons I taught you.
Father : You are a Malfoy.
Father : Not a Black. 
Father : You are of neither if you have no ounce of respect for yourself, being around people like them.
Father : I am ashamed to call you my son.
Father : Don't coat our families legacy with your Mother's filth blood.

 

 

Today at 20:29 P.M

Mother : Please be careful, dear.
Mother : I know how hectic parties can be. Don't drink too much.
Mother : I trust you completely, but I don't want anything bad to happen to you, my son.
Mother : And forget your Father. I'll deal with him.
Mother : He's always been so overdramatic. And that's saying a lot, coming from a member from the Black Family.
Mother : Have a great time, dear.

 

 

Today at 20:33 P.M

Severus : Your Father has been messaging me all night now, begging to know what you've been doing.
Severus : You are recieving his messages but are not responding.
Severus : What have you done this time, my troublesome Godson?
Severus : He's giving me a migraine.

Draco : Nothing.
Draco : He's just being a prick again.

Severus : Ah.
Severus : Of course.

Draco : He is!
Draco : Look at this!
Draco : *sent a picture*
Draco : He insulted Mother!
Draco : Just to get back at me?
Draco : His own wife?!

Severus : Ugh.
Severus : Sometimes I wonder why your Mother puts up with him.

Draco : I ask that as well, and why do you??

Severus : He's still your parent, you are not over the age of 18 so he has full responsibility for you.
Severus : You might be my Godson, and I can only be there for you as a Godfather.
Severus : But I can't command your father to doing whatever I say because of it.
Severus : I'm sorry, Draco.

Draco : Ugh.
Draco : I sometimes wish I lived with you.

Severus : Hm?
Severus : What was that?

Draco : Only sometimes.

Severus : Thought so.

Draco : Compared to Lucius Malfoy? You are the better latter.

Severus : I feel flattered.
Severus : Are you drinking responsibly?

Draco : Of course.

Severus : I would hope so.
Severus : And... Potter?

Draco : You don't really care about Harry, so you can just drop the act.

Severus : Well, almost.
Severus : His Mother had asked me and Lupin to keep an eye on him.

Draco : Obviously.
Draco : And if you need to pass information along, He's fine.
Draco : Maybe a little drunk.

Severus : ?

Draco : Maybe a quarter drunk.

Severus : That's what I thought.
Severus : Enjoy the rest of the party, Draco.

Draco : Yes, sir.

Severus : Tell the rest of Slytherin House that will attend the After Party to be back by no later than 4 A.M.

Draco : Well, that's strangely generous.

Severus : Take it or leave it, Draco.

Draco : Of course, sir.

 

*~

 

Today at 21:10 P.M, Harry Potter's phone

Chat Room: gingersAndh&h

Fred : we have arrived

George : special delivery service

Fred : come get ur drugs and alcohol u underaged rascals

Ginny : We're coming!!!

Ron : this is going to be amazing

Hermione : Oh, no.

Harry : its gonna be awesome mione, just relax

Fred : Yeah, sis-in-law

George : it'll be a blast

Fred : just take a joint

Hermione : No!

Charlie : what the hell is happening??

Ron : Halloween After Party

Ginny : fred and george are our delivery men

George : Ahoy!

Bill : That explains a bit.

Harry : lol

Charlie : man, I wish I could still go and party

Fred : You could

George : Still can

Fred : we still party there

Charlie : Im more afraid of a 4th year trying to seduce me

George : oh logical

Fred : totally understandable

Ginny : i'd be puking if i saw someone my age trying to hook up with charlie or bill

Bill : I'd be puking there with you, sis.

 

 

Today at 21:15 P.M

Chat Room: partyHoes

Ron : the twins have arrived

Pansy : LETS GO OMG

Blaise : GO GO GO

Draco : Wtf.
Draco : Drunk bastards.

Harry : keksekeskes

Hermione : Sigh.

Pansy : the minute snape and mcgonagall call the party out, RETREAT TO THE DORMS AND WAIT FOR OUR SIGN

Harry : so in like 20 minutes

Pansy : yes

Harry : ezy

 

 

Today at 21:45 P.M

Chat Room: weRgryffins

Seamus : om
Seamus : so what do we do now??

Dean : shut up

Seamus : u shut up

Hermione : Both of you, shut up!
Hermione : Is Everyone in the dorms??

Ron : so far, yes

Harry : ya, wb the girls??

Hermione : Everyone who's attending is still awake.

Ron : great.

Lavender : omg what now??

Hermione : We wait.

Dean : BOORING

Harry : shut up nd trust us

Seamus : ok

Neville : I'm scared, what if we get caught?

Ron : we wont

Harry : also the only person who'd be still awake at the time would probably be snape
Harry : and draco told me he decided to let the party go till at least 4 a.m.

Parvati : WHAT

Dean : double WHAt because harry just called malfoy by his frst name
Dean : is this the apocalypse??

Harry : o
Harry : maybe

Ron : lmfao

Seamus : triple what bc i just saw malfoy, parkinson and zabini approach the fat lady
Seamus : the apocalypse is really near

Hermione : Pansy just texted me, everyone who's coming to the party, move out!

Lavender : omg lets go!!!

Paravti : this is going to be so much fun

Seamus : WOOh

Dean : am i the only one who's paying attention to what they're actually saying???
Dean : since when is it DRACo and PAnsy instead of MALFOY and PARKINSON??
Dean : secrets secrets secrets

Ron : since of now
Ron : and stop being such a conspiracy theorist

Harry : literally doesnt matter rn just come along if u wanna get high and wasted at the same time

Ron : frfr

Hermione : Just go.

Dean : im holding y'all to it i swear
Dean : I SWEAR

 

 

Today at 22:19 P.M

Draco : What did the Weasley Twins just hand you??

Harry : weasley's best weeeed
Harry : :3

Draco : Why am I not surprised?

Harry : aksdsd
Harry : join me in blazing them my love
Harry : this shits gooood
Harry : mhmmhm

Draco : I'm okay with dealing a horny Pansy right now.

Harry : ?? just let her have her way with the ravenclaw girl she's seeing

Draco : I would, but I'm afraid of where they would be doing that.
Draco : It wouldn't be the first time Pansy would get caught in the Slytherin boys dormitory with another house member doing activities that are unjust for a lady like her.

Harry : WHAT
Harry : storytime

Draco : That's another story for another day, darling.

Harry : omg
Harry : come blaze with me

Draco : No.

Harry : PLSSSS

Draco : Let me think about it, hmm, No.

Harry : why not

Draco : I am already slightly drunk, and If I'm going to be honest, I think I would jump you if I smoke some weed now as well.

Harry : no complaints from this end
Harry : kekskeske

Draco : I am not going to out myself because I was feeling horny, Harry.

Harry : we could
Harry : like
Harry : sneak off somewhere
Harry : secluded and alone
Harry : just us two
Harry : smoking and drinking

Draco : That does sound tempting, fuck.
Draco : You know what you're doing, Potter.

Harry : come on
Harry : nobody would even know u're gone
Harry : its a party
Harry : and i want to see you so fucking badly in that fucking prince costume again

Draco : Pansy made me change.

Harry : WHAT
Harry : WHY???

Draco : I think you'll stop questioning once you see me.
Draco : It's... a lot more revealing than the Prince costume.

Harry : oh
Harry : is tHT U??
Harry : BLONDE HAIR?

Draco : How many blondes do you know, Harry?
Draco : Should I be worried?

Harry : KAJASDAS no
Harry : are you coming here?? to me?? towards me??

Draco : No, I'm off to ask Ronald if he can play Shakira, where else would I be going, Harry?

Harry : actually i would like to hear shakira

Draco : Ask your friend later, find me first, loverboy.

Harry : yes sirrrr
Harry : rawr

 

 

Today at 22:23 P.M

Chat Room: weRgryffins

Seamus : i think im too high bc i just saw malfoy dressed up as an angel

Harry : WHAT
Harry : OMG OMG OMGOGMOGMGO GOGMGSGKDFjakjdasdsadhsa
Harry : i think im GONEN DIEE

Ron : lol

Dean : funny cause he aint one
Dean : also wasnt he dressed as a knight??

Ron : prince actually but yeah when did he have time to have a wardrobe change

Harry : i repeat
Harry : WHAT
Harry : also ron play some shakira for me pls

Ron : Ugh, u fucking weirdo
Ron : i'll play 3 songs by shakira and thats it!

Harry : fucking arsehole

Ron : u listen to shakira every month mate!
Ron : cool it down with shakira!

Harry : never
Harry : lolelole

Lavender : LMFAo
Lavender : is harry high??

Harry : and drunk
Harry : UP TOP!

Parvati : this is the greatest experience ever

Hermione : Oh, gods.
Hermione : It was wrong for the Twins to give Harry a joint.

Dean : go harry, go!
Dean : Be ur little drunk weird bisexual dreams

Harry : just for that i might kiss u

Ron : dont

Harry : ya no u're right

Seamus : wise fucking decision potter

Harry : its not u who i fear

Seamus : what

Ron : KSEJSKESKJASKDJJKE

 

 

Today at 23:33 P.M

Draco : Where did you go? I told you to stay still.

Harry : joints
Harry : i hadt to get more
Harry : :3

Draco : Junkie.

Harry : stfu
Harry : come back and snog me more
Harry : i loove ur lips
Harry : and ur legss
Harry : muaw hwawzaw lmresdof

Draco : Don't go anywhere, ok?
Draco : I'll be right back.

Harry : god ur fucking hot
Harry : rarw rarwrwrwrwa MEUA

Draco : Thanks, not so bad yourself.

Harry : cant believe ur mine omg
Harry : i see the guys all staring at u but they cant have u
Harry : UR MINE
Harry : MINEEEEE
Harry : MASDJSADADJ

Draco : Why am I not surprised by this possessiveness?

Harry : mineminemineminemine
Harry : my dragon
Harry : my prince
Harry : my angel
Harry : my draco
Harry : no one else gets to have u
Harry : NO ONE
Harry : ABRKAWBRARNBARN

Draco : I hear you, you drunk cranky bastard.
Draco : And I'm sure even Ron can hear you from the DJ's booth, so shut up and wait for me, my love.

Harry : yessir
Harry : BARK BARK WOOF WOOF

Draco : BASHHASHAH
Draco : You're too much sometimes.

Harry : <3

 

 

Today, November 1st at 00:22 A.M

Chat Room: partyHoes

Pansy : is draco with any of u??

Ron : probably with harry

Harry : yesh whyy
Harry : he's with me why

Pansy : snape just called me asking if draco's alrigjt bc he hadnt answered his texts or calls

Harry : prtty occupied to answer his godfather atm
Harry : just say hes's ok

Pansy : fucking disgusting
Pansy : Fine, i'll just say he's busy being blown

Blaise : lmfao

Harry : i mean
Harry : not really wrong

Blaise : JAKSDGASGAJa

 

 

Today at 03:44 A.M

Draco : Hi.
Draco : Managed well, my love?

Harry : yesh
Harry : hermi is giving the whole dorm water bottles rn with some potion for a hangover cure
Harry : u helped her make it didnt u
Harry : my talented dragon
Harry : my wicked smart dragon
Harry : muawh

Draco : I did, and don't call me that.
Draco : Gosh, you're still so drunk.

Harry : dragon
Harry : my dragon
Harry : i like u sooo much dragon
Harry : so so so much
Harry : i swear
Harry : i want to stay beside u till im gray and old
Harry : i want to hold ur hand thru dark times and happy times
Harry : i want to kiss u when u're crying over marley and me
Harry : and i want to hug u all day everyday
Harry : i want to wake up to u
Harry : i want to be with u

Draco : Sounds like a Love Confession.
Draco : …
Draco : Don't say it.

Harry : i want to say it

Draco : Don't, Harry.
Draco : We've only been dating for a month.
Draco : Please, don't.

Harry : but we ve known each other for like fucking 6 year
Harry : by that standpoint, i have a right to say it

Draco : Spending those 6 years believing we hated each other.

Harry : yeah so let me say it
Harry : cause the pretending is over now
Harry : and we're happy
Harry : and in..

Draco : No, Harry.

Harry : why?
Harry : do u want to hear me say it?
Harry : dont u?
Harry : or is it just one-sided

Draco : No, that's not it, love.
Draco : I am terrified to hear it, Harry.

Harry : why?

Draco : 'Cause everything's been going perfectly, so perfect, and I don't want something like this to mess us up.

Harry : but what if it doesnt
Harry : what if it strengthens our relationship?

Draco : I am not taking my chances with 'What-If's, Harry.
Draco : I've seen how they've played out.

Harry : are you scared?
Harry : of me saying it?
Harry : just cause im drunk or smth?
Harry : cause, yeah i wouldnt be talking about this if i wasnt drunk
Harry : but drunk talks are sober thoughts, arent they?

Draco : I am more terrified of you regretting it in the morning.
Draco : I wouldn't be able to look you in the eyes.

Harry : i wont
Harry : i'll make yoou look me in the eyes and say it back
Harry : i'll kiss u and say it
Harry : i'll hug u and say it
Harry : and i wont regret a thing
Harry : because i've never regretted anything with you
Harry : i never have since i've gotten with u
Harry : everyday
Harry : im always honest with u
Harry : i never kept something from u
Harry : and i never ever regretted anything in the mornings to come
Harry : i always
Harry : always felt relieved to have u dragon
Harry : i felt happy to know u're still here even witj the dumb shit i say
Harry : i still feel happy bc u're still here
Harry : even if im on the literal verge of a love confession
Harry : and i dont want to say to like idk to make u say it back
Harry : i want to say it bc
Harry : bc i do
Harry : i
Harry : i love you
Harry : and u dont have to answer me ever
Harry : but i know i do
Harry : ur so fucking magnificent
Harry : beautiful
Harry : smart
Harry : kind
Harry : confident and sooo fucking hot
Harry : i NEVER felt this way with cho
Harry : i KNOW it is different.
Harry : so i love you draco malfoy
Harry : and i wont regret a thing when morning comes
Harry : i love youuu so much
Harry : so so much

 

10 Minutes Later

 

Draco : potter omfg whaat the fucuuk
Draco : the balls u have to do this love confession at 3 in the morning

Harry : ??

Draco : blaise here
Draco : draco just burst out and started crying in the common rooms and we had to drag him to the dorms
Draco : pansy wants to say how fucking adorable that was and she herself was shedding tears
Draco : and well idk what to think tbh
Draco : calling u guys saps would fit but rn im letting the crybabies cry so
Draco : *sent a picture*

Harry : NOOO MY PRINCE DONT CRY
Harry : PLS PLS PLS

Draco : i just told draco this and he told me to tell u to fuck off and sober up

Harry : dont let him cry all night pls
Harry : i love him so much dont let him cry

Draco : we'll try
Draco : u fucking sap

Harry : SHUT UP

Draco : but respectfully nobody had ever managed to make draco cry
Draco : let alone bc of a love confession
Draco : also draco had been in love with u since 2nd year so u just did him a favour 
Draco : good job potter

Harry : ik im just waiting on him to say it

Draco : FUCKING SAP
Draco : ok we're putting him to bed now

Harry : good

Draco : sap

Harry : shut up
Harry : tell him i wish him a good night and that i love him

Draco : i'll tell him u wish to blow him

Harry : eh fair enough
Harry : that's the same thing to us

Draco : LMFAO
Draco : goodnight potter aksdsjadsajda

Notes:

I FOR SUREEE DIDNT EXPECT THIS CHAPTER TO BE THIS LONG LOL OMG I SWEAR THE NEXT ONE WILL BE SHORT ISTG

Chapter 13: Sunday, 2nd November

Today at 02:33 A.M, Harry Potter's phone

Harry : ilyyy
Harry : bbgygirl

Draco : Ew.
Draco : Go to bed.

Harry : ilyy
Harry : iilllyyyy

Draco : Harry, It's 2 AM.

Harry : iloveu
Harry : lovee you
Harry : i love u
Harry : DRAGOOON

Draco : Jfc, go to bed.

Harry : no
Harry : i love you

Draco : I seriously won't hesitate to break into Gryffindor Tower just to get you to sleep.

Harry : ohohohohohoho
Harry : awooga yes pls

Draco : I did not mean it like that.
Draco : Harry!
Draco : Go to bed!

Harry : nah

Draco : Omfg.
Draco : Well, I am! So.
Draco : Goodnight.

Harry : hmmm ok
Harry : u do that bby
Harry : i love i love i love
Harry : you you you
Harry : iloveyou
Harry : i love u dragon
Harry : mhmgm i love u
Harry : i, harry james potter, love u, draco lucius malfoy
Harry : and we're destined to get married

Draco : ???
Draco : What??

Harry : i thought u're going to bed?

Draco : It's kind of hard when I have a boyfriend who won't stop texting me all night!
Draco : I might as well break up with your obnoxious arse!

Harry : lol no
Harry : i wont allow u

Draco : Excuse me?

Harry : lol u're not breaking up with me
Harry : cant even
Harry : u love me too much

Draco : I no longer do.
Draco : I'm breaking up with you.
Draco : I'm done with you!
Draco : We're over.

Harry : nah

Draco : You can't just 'Nah' me!

Harry : lol

Draco : How does it feel not having a boyfriend anymore?

Harry : i wouldnt know
Harry : cause u see i have a very hot and smart bf

Draco : Omfg.
Draco : I can't escape you now, can I?

Harry : ya nah lol
Harry : 4life we are bonded
Harry : soulmatez

Draco : Oh, shut up.

Harry : my dragon
Harry : my soulmate
Harry : my dracooo
Harry : ily

Draco : Piss off!

Harry : nah

Draco : Ugh, I hate you.
Draco : Like. A lot.

Harry : no u dont
Harry : u cant
Harry : u love me too much

Draco : No, I don't.
Draco : You make me miserable.

Harry : miserable bc we cant be next to each other rn i understand that bbygirl

Draco : You vex me.

Harry : i dont even know what that means but
Harry : u love me

Draco : Pff.
Draco : I mean.
Draco : I don't.

Harry : yes u do
Harry : cant live without me
Harry : cant breathe without me
Harry : cant sleep without me
Harry : rawr muwah muwah

Draco : Shut up.

Harry : we're two peas in a pod

Draco : Ew, no, fuck off.

Harry : no
Harry : wanna sneak out?
Harry : trouble trouble maker

Draco : No???

Harry : but i wanna see u
Harry : my bbygirl

Draco : First of all; stop calling me that!
Draco : And second of all; If you sleep for the next 6 or so hours, you probably could.

Harry : but i cant touch u at breakfast
Harry : no fun :(

Draco : Pervert.

Harry : u love it
Harry : bc u love me

Draco : Sometimes I wish I didn't.
Draco : Would make life easier.

Harry : lies
Harry : ur life would be soooo boring if u didn't

Draco : What? What makes you say that?

Harry : i add to the spice
Harry : ur life is bleh without me in it

Draco : So fucking annoying.

Harry : u love me

Draco : I am, officially, shutting my phone off you fucking troll.

Harry : lol
Harry : ily

Draco : Piss off.

Harry : no
Harry : i love you
Harry : you're stuck with me srry
Harry : i dont make the rules
Harry : its a potter's curse
Harry : and u're officially connected so u cant leave

Draco : Ugh.

Harry : ilyt dragon

Draco : Just sleep, Sweet Salazar.
Draco : You're impossible.

Harry : maybe

Draco : How do your parents deal with you??

Harry : oh u'd be surprised lol

Draco : I don't want to know.
Draco : Goodnight.

Harry : goodnight my dragon
Harry : i love you

Draco : …
Draco : I love you, too.

Harry : SCREENSHOT
Harry : PRINT AND FRAME
Harry : HANGING IT IN FRONT OF MY FIREPLACE AT HOME
Harry : LET THE WHOLE WORLD KNOW
Harry : DRACO MALFOY LOVES ME

Draco : That's it.
Draco : I'm blocking you for the night.

Harry : yeah right lol
Harry : u love me
*message not sent*
Harry : GASP
*message not sent*
Harry : omg no u did not
*message not sent*
Harry : WTF DRACO
*message not sent*
Harry : i cannot believe this
*message not sent*
Harry : I THOUGHT U LOVED ME
*message not sent*
Harry : WAS THAT A LIE??
*message not sent*
Harry : YOU LIED TO ME??
*message not sent*
Harry : im crying as i type this
*message not sent*

 

 

Today at 7:30 A.M

Harry : ???
Harry : oh thank gods
Harry : DRACO WAHT THE FUCK

Draco : Good morning to you, too, my love.
Draco : And how did you sleep?

Harry : I DIDNT SLEEP AT ALL
Harry : I DIDNT THINK U'D ACTUALLY BLOCK ME

Draco : I warned you, mon amour.

Harry : it still hurt
Harry : cant believe it
Harry : :(

Draco : You kept me up till 2AM! Don't blame me.

Harry : :(
Harry : i thought u loved me

Draco : I do, love.

Harry : i no longer believe that

Draco : Ok.

Harry : ???
Harry : >:(

Draco : I see you staring, eat.

Harry : no thank u
Harry : im too salty to eat

Draco : Harry.
Draco : What the fuck.

Harry : u're hotter then food ;)

Draco : Ew.
Draco : Don't start this early in the morning, love.

Harry : mmmhmmmm i wanna eat u instead ;)

Draco : Maybe someday.
Draco : If you're lucky enough.

Harry : AHSJDKAJF
Harry : OMFG DRACOOO
Harry : dont tempt me malfoy
Harry : i WILL try to

Draco : You n draco are so kinky it’s disgusting

Harry : HUH
Harry : pansy???

Draco : Astoria Greengrass, actually

Harry : WHAT

Draco : look up

Harry : omg what did u guys do to him???

Draco : We're just teasing him!— pansy
Draco : what kind of friends are we if we dont torment one of ours? — Blaise
Draco : And I gotta say, I agree with pansy
Draco : you guys are soo cute and disgusting at the same time!

Harry : piss off
Harry : give draco his phone back

Draco : nah

Harry : ASTORIA

Draco : its blaise now
Draco : ew u guys are sooo sappy

Harry : SHUUTTT UUPP

Draco : omg u guys send each other dick pics — daphne
Draco : wowza

Harry : STOOOP
Harry : OMG WHAT THE FUCK

Draco : blackmail material, thanks potty

Harry : i hate everything about every slytherin
Harry : UGHGUGHUGHGUGH

Draco : except for draco, obviously?

Harry : obviously

 

15 Minutes Later

 

Draco : Please remind me to kill my friends, my love.

Harry : every single day, mi amor
Harry : muwah

Draco : Thank you.

Harry : also never block me again

Draco : Never keep me up that late again?
Draco : Sweetheart, I already have a hard time sleeping as it is with my insomnia.
Draco : I don't need my boyfriend to make it worse.

Harry : im sorry
Harry : i really am
Harry : i wont do it again.
Harry : i swear
Harry : only on the weekends lol

Draco : Of course.
Draco : Lmao.
Draco : It's alright.

Harry : i love u

Draco : I love you, too, mon amour.

Harry : could u uhh
Harry : speak more french when we're in person pls

Draco : ?
Draco : Don't tell me that turns you on?

Harry : meh
Harry : tiny bit
Harry : very small
Harry : small small bit
Harry : mhmhmh

Draco : Pff.
Draco : Good to know, Potter.

Harry : shove off malfoy
Harry : if i can get u gasping out french words again when kissing u like last time it'll make my day

Draco : I wasn't gasping, you obscene child.
Draco : Ugh, you and your filthy thoughts.

Harry : asdjasd
Harry : ILY
Harry : IT WAS HOT AND UNEXPECTANT
Harry : can u blame me???

Draco : Well, if we’re on the topic of turn-ons, I might add your little growling to the equation.

Harry : WHAT
Harry : i dont growl
Harry : I DONT

Draco : Are you telling me I misheard the ravishing growl, Potter?
Draco : In the dark cupboard, your hands on my waist, your teeth on my neck.
Draco : You mean to tell me that was just my imagination?

Harry : i dont growl
Harry : i
Harry : I DONT

Draco : Not what I hear when you're with me, love.

Harry : ASJSKDJkdj
Harry : STOP
Harry : does it turn u on?

Draco : As much as french-talking turns you on, mon amour.

Harry : i am trying so so SO hard to eat draco
Harry : so so so hard

Draco : No, you are not.
Draco : Don't lie to me, Potter.
Draco : You've barely moved a muscle since I mentioned the growling.

Harry : fuuuck u

Draco : Do it yourself, coward.

Harry : GLADLY
Harry : time n place pls

Draco : Lmfao.

Harry : no but seriously
Harry : u've caused me a problem
Harry : in my groin area

Draco : Lmfao.
Draco : God, you're easy to rile up.
Draco : Meet me inside the broom cupboard again.

Harry : YESSIR
Harry : does it include the french?

Draco : Does it include the growl?

Harry : fuck u're insufferable
Harry : ughughughugh
Harry : i love you

Draco : I love you, too, but please say it in person next time.

Harry : i will be saying it over and over again till u scream out my fucking name

Draco : Woah.
Draco : That's—
Draco : Wow.

Harry : oh shit
Harry : oh shit oh shit oh shit that was too far
Harry : im sorry draco omfg
Harry : im sorry

Draco : No, no.
Draco : Don't misunderstand, love.
Draco : I got slightly more turned on reading that.

Harry : omfg
Harry : u kinky bastard

Draco : Says you.
Draco : Out, now.

Harry : remus is going to kill us

Draco : Let him do that later, I want to see you now.

Harry : im coming!

Draco : I sure hope you are.

Harry : JESUS CHRIST DRACO NOT LIKE THAT
Harry : AKDASKDSAJKd

Draco : Just get your bloody arse here, Potter.
Draco : I already miss you.

Harry : yessir
Harry : rawr

 

 

Today at 12:44 A.M

Theo : Hey, Draco
Theo : Snape's looking for you

Draco : Tell him I'm busy.

Theo : Huh
Theo : Potter again??

Draco : Maybe.

Theo : Maybe you are codependent.
Theo : Smh

Draco : Shut up, Theodore before I make you shut up.

Theo : Hahaha
Theo : No
Theo : guess what I found btw

Draco : ?

Theo : *sent a picture*
Theo : Looky-looky here

Draco : OMG.
Draco : NO WAY.
Draco : YOU PUT THAT BACK WHERE YOU FOUND IT.

Theo : but its so cute!! look at all the times you've mentioned Potter and how much you used to hate him
Theo : Awww

Draco : Theodore Nott, if you don't put that Diary back where you fucking found it.

Theo : Hmm
Theo : Let me think about it
Theo : nah

Draco : Theodore Nott.

Theo : Draco Malfoy.

Draco : Theodore Carlyle Nott.

Theo : Draco Lucius Malfoy?

Draco : Put.
Draco : That.
Draco : Diary.
Draco : DOWN.
Draco : BEFORE I MURDER YOU.

Theo : Nope

Draco : You are dead to me.

Theo : You wrote a LOT about Potter even in 2nd year
Theo : Cuteeee
Theo : The rivalry really hit its peak there huh

Draco : THEO!
Draco : PUT IT BACK!

Theo : Come on! Its not that embarrassing
Theo : 3rd year!! Omg ur gay crisis
Theo : Im SO saving this for Pansy

Draco : IT IS HIGHLY.
Draco : EMBARRASSING.
Draco : THEODORE STOP.

Theo : omg you thought he was cute even then!
Theo : I bet Potter would loovee this
Theo : Why don't I show it to him?

Draco : Theodore, what have I done to deserve this?
Draco : I can't believe this betrayal.
Draco : I will have your head.

Theo : lmfao okay Queen of Hearts
Theo : lol

Draco : SHUT UP.
Draco : I thought we were best friends.

Theo : Are we?
Theo : Still, I mean
Theo : You, Blaise and Pansy seem inseparable now
Theo : kinda just believed you three have started a 'Potter Worship' cult together

Draco : A cult.
Draco : Just for my Boyfriend.
Draco : Even I am not that extra.

Theo : uhh
Theo : Are you sure about that?

Draco : Oh, screw you, Theodore.

Theo : lmao
Theo : Have you ever written something that didnt have to do with Potter??
Theo : sweet merlin, all these chapters are just practically BUILT on Potter
Theo : Gods

Draco : No, they're not!
Draco : Put them back!

Theo : *sent a picture*
Theo : *sent a picture*
Theo : *sent a picture*
Theo : *sent a picture*
Theo : *sent a picture*

Draco : Omg.
Draco : What the fuck.

Theo : *sent a picture*
Theo : *sent a picture*
Theo : *sent a picture*

Draco : Omg, I get it.

Theo : *sent a picture*
Theo : *sent a picture*

Draco : THEO, ENOUGH.

Theo : *sent a picture*
Theo : *sent a picture*
Theo : *sent a picture*

Draco : THEODORE NOTT.

Theo : Salazar's balls, you have talked about Potter a LOT..

Draco : If you say I'm obsessed I am going to suffocate you at precisely midnight tonight and behead you, and then hang your head up inside your stepmother's closet and leave her to find your rotting body inside the bathtub of their bedroom.

Theo : lmfao
Theo : What has my stepmother done to you?
Theo : *sent a picture*
Theo : *sent a picture*
Theo : *sent a picture*

Draco : STOP, I GET IT.
Draco : UGH.

Theo : If Potter has a diary where he talks about you 24/7 then I say you guys are soulmates.
Theo : lmfao

Draco : Wow, Theodore, Doesn't that feel nice hearing from my ex-snog mate and Best Friend.

Theo : Ex-Best Friend??? dont tell me I lost my title
Theo : oh nooo

Draco : You have.
Draco : You disgust me now.
Draco : Goodbye.

Theo : Oh nooo
Theo : My best friend
Theo : Draco Malfoy
Theo : Finds me disgusting
Theo : The travesty!
Theo : *sent a picture*
Theo : *sent a picture*

Draco : THEODORE.
Draco : I HATE YOU.

Theo : lmao

 

 

Today at 13:09 P.M

Chat Room: HouseSlytherin

Theo : *sent a picture*

Draco : I hate everything and I especially hate Theodore Nott.
Draco : And I will be coming for his death.

Pansy : OMG DRAY'S DIARY hOLY SHIT SEND ME MORE PICS RIGHT NOW THEO

Theo : *sent a picture*
Theo : *sent a picture*
Theo : *sent a picture*
Theo : *sent a picture*
Theo : *sent a picture*
Theo : *sent a picture*
Theo : *sent a picture*

Daphne : Why is it just filled with Potter-talk???
Daphne : What the fuck??

Astoria : LMFAO

Millie : o
Millie : b
Millie : s
Millie : e
Millie : s
Millie : s
Millie : e
Millie : d
Millie : What does that spell??

Daphne : Obsessed

Blaise : OBSESSED

Pansy : obsessed

Astoria : obsessed

Theo : obsessed

Millie : Thank you ladies and gentlemen
Millie : I'll be here all night for Draco's embarrassing youth retelling

Draco : I hope you all die in gruesome accidents where the Murderer gets away with it for the next 100 years.

Blaise : OOH A CASE THAT LASTS 100 YEARS??

Pansy : that be gold
Pansy : ksekesjahah

Blaise : imagine a 100 year old case LMFAO

Astoria : of 6 young, beautiful and handsome slytherins
Astoria : Who all died mysteriously in gruesome accidents

Blaise : all of them end up being beheaded

Pansy : AND GUTTED

Blaise : BODIES BURIED INSIDE AN OLD MANSIOn

Millie : I'd love to be a Mystery

Daphne : imagine!!!
Daphne : also, malfoy manor

Astoria : oh we are DEFINITELY going to be buried inside of the malfoy manor

Draco : I hate you all.

Blaise : Plan our deaths well, dragon <3333

Pansy : make mine extra bloody <3333

Draco : I'll kill you, hide your body for years and then when your lover, Astraia, moves on from you and marries some other bitch, I will lay your body on top of their graves and write 'Fag' on the stone with your blood.

Pansy : gASP
Pansy : a ghost threesome

Blaise : THATS WHAT YOU PICKED UP ON THAT???
Blaise : WHAT HTE FUCK
Blaise : HASDSABASJDHasdha

Draco : I give up.

 

 

Today at 13:15 P.M

Harry : hey
Harry : hey hey hey hey
Harry : can u stop looking at ur phone

Draco : You're laying on my lap!!

Harry : u're not paying attention to me!!

Draco : Omg.

Harry : :((
Harry : i thought this was supposed to be our date
Harry : :c
Harry : u wont even pay attention to ur boyfriend

Draco : Darling, shut up.

Harry : rude

Draco : We will both put our phones away and I will give you my full attention now, alright?

Harry : every bit of ur attention pls

Draco : You'll captivate me, my love.

Harry : msdjks yes pls

Draco : Forgot how cute you are when flustered.

Harry : PHONE GONE NOW

Draco : Alright.

 

*~

 

Today at 13:44 P.M, Harry Potter's phone

Uncle Moony : Harry, where are you?

Harry : good afternoon to u to professor
Harry : hmm and why r u asking

Uncle Moony : Harry.

Harry : yess moony?

Uncle Moony : What Day is it?

Harry : uhhh
Harry : sunday?

Uncle Moony : Yes, and the date?

Harry : november 2nd?

Uncle Moony : Mhm.
Uncle Moony : What was said to happen on November 2nd?

Harry : uhhh
Harry : let me think
Harry : hmmmm
Harry : uhh
Harry : OH SHIT THE QUIDDITCH TRYOUTS

Uncle Moony : There we go.

Harry : WIAT SHIT WHEN DO THEY START??

Uncle Moony : 2 PM.

Harry : SHIT
Harry : THANKS FOR REMINDING ME MOONY

Uncle Moony : Of course, someone has to when you're too busy with your Boyfriend.

Harry : wha
Harry : wait how did u know i was with draco

Uncle Moony : Because Me and Sirius were like that.
Uncle Moony : He always got shouted at by Your Dad for showing up late to Practice.

Harry : lol
Harry : sounds like him

Uncle Moony : I still don't see you at the Quidditch Pitch.

Harry : IM COMING ALR

Uncle Moony : Stop snogging Draco, Harry.

Harry : I AM NOT
Harry : WHAT THE FUCK

Uncle Moony : Harry, I have the map.

Harry : OMG U BROKE INTO OUR DORMS AGAIN??

Uncle Moony : Nobody knew where you went, I had to take some drastic measures.

Harry : and you call ME dramatic
Harry : smh

Uncle Moony : Harry.

Harry : IM MOVING
Harry : U SEE ME MOVING??

Uncle Moony : I do.
Uncle Moony : With Draco Behind.

Harry : if my boyfriend wants to watch me fly quidditch then i will let him so
Harry : HMP

Uncle Moony : Ugh, codependency problem.

Harry : WE'RE NOT CODEPENDENT

Uncle Moony : Just get to the pitch, Harry.

Harry : OK OK

Uncle Moony : I seriously cannot wait till you tell your Mum and Dad about you and Draco.

Harry : do NOT tease me professor im in a grumpy mood now

Uncle Moony : Ooh, don't let me enrage you, cub.
Uncle Moony : Grumpy Harry is a scary fellow.

Harry : SHUT UP

Uncle Moony : Harry.
Uncle Moony : Just get here.

Harry : YES SIR

 

*~

 

Today at 14:26 P.M, Draco Malfoy's phone

Pansy : draco
Pansy : DRAY
Pansy : DRACO MALFOY
Pansy : dRAYcO
Pansy : DRAKE
Pansy : FUCKKNG ANSWER ME RIGHT FUCKING NOW
Pansy : D
Pansy : R
Pansy : A
Pansy : C
Pansy : O
Pansy : MALFOY
Pansy : OMFG

Draco : What?!
Draco : What the fuck is it??

Pansy : UR DAD IS HERE
Pansy : LOOKING FOR U
Pansy : IM SERIOUS
Pansy : *sent a picture*

Draco : WTF?!
Draco : WHAT IS HE DOING HERE.

Pansy : MY QUESTION???
Pansy : WTF HAPPENED

Draco : I'm at the Quidditch Pitch! Where is he going right now?!

Pansy : HE JUST MUMBLED THE QUIDDITCH PITCH
Pansy : OMFG DRACO GET OUT OF THERE
Pansy : HE'S GOING TO KILL U

Draco : But I promised Harry to stay after tryouts were done?!

Pansy : IS UR BF MORE IMPORTANT THAN UR FATHER?

Draco : Pansy.
Draco : My sister.
Draco : My platonic soulmate.
Draco : Fucking say that again and guess the answer for yourself.

Pansy : OK FINE THATS ON ME
Pansy : BUT IF UR DAD CATCHES U AND HARRY???

Draco : I think we know how to make seem like we're not anything but still rivals.

Pansy : omg u'd get into a fake fight with harry just to insure that ur dad doesnt find out u're dating him

Draco : Professor Lupin is here. He cannot do anything with an Adult present.
Draco : If he does, he's truly lost his mind.

Pansy : OK OK SO LONG LUPIN IS THERE I FEEL SAFE
Pansy : do NOT follow ur father when he tells u to!

Draco : ???
Draco : I don't even answer his texts anymore, what makes you think I'd even follow him anywhere??

Pansy : okokok im just worried dray
Pansy : he looked PISSED
Pansy : LIKE REALLY REALLY PISSED
Pansy : not like "HM u were out longer im going to yell at u for maybe 30 minutes"
Pansy : HE IS MAD LIKE HE'S GOING TO KILL SOMEONE

Draco : Pansy.
Draco : It's going to be okay. He can't do anything to me here at School.
Draco : Professor Lupin wouldn't allow him near me either.
Draco : I hope so.

Pansy : thats not assuring me
Pansy : DRACOOO

Draco : I'll be fine, Pans!
Draco : Don't worry!

Pansy : i better hope so!

 

 

Today at 14:33 P.M

Harry : WHATS UR DAD DOING HERE???
Harry : DRAGON?

Draco : Continue tryouts, sweetheart.
Draco : It's nothing, I have it under control.

Harry : r u sure????
Harry : dragon he looks mad

Draco : I don't know, Harry.
Draco : I'm going to be alright though, love, don't worry.
Draco : Nothing will happen.

Harry : i dont trust that fucker with u

Draco : Darling, Everything's going to be fine.

Harry : r u sure??

Draco : Not really.
Draco : But please trust me.
Draco : Continue tryouts, you didn't have to call a break just to text me.

Harry : dragon i dont want u getting hurt

Draco : I won't.

Harry : u better hope thats the truth
Harry : idc if he's an adult draco
Harry : I WILL LITERALLY PUNCH HIM

Draco : While I admire the sentiment.
Draco : Continue tryouts, my love.

Harry : ok…
Harry : ily

Draco : I love you, too.

 

*~

Today at 14:35 P.M, Harry Potter's phone

Harry : MOONY
Harry : remus
Harry : pls pls pls
Harry : pls pls keep an eye on draco and his dad
Harry : pls moony pls

Uncle Moony : Hey, it's alright.
Uncle Moony : Harry, continue the tryouts. I will follow them to ensure nothing happens.

Harry : pls do pls
Harry : lucius seems really angry at something and i dont want something to happen to draco

Uncle Moony : Take a breather, cub.
Uncle Moony : I will take care of Draco.

Harry : thank u moony
Harry : thank u thankk u thank u

 

*~

 

Today at 15:00 P.M, Draco Malfoy's phone

Pansy : draco?
Pansy : Sweetheart please answer
Pansy : my hands are shaking
Pansy : everybody's worried
Pansy : literally
Pansy : we snuck harry and hermione into the slytherin dungeons because they're worrying over u
Pansy : i mean, ginger spiderman is also here but i dont think u care about him rn
Pansy : Draco?
Pansy : Please answer?
Pansy : harry told us professor lupin followed you and your dad
Pansy : he's texting him rn actually but professor lupin is also not answering.
Pansy : please tell me nothing happened
Pansy : UGUGHUSDFu
Pansy : IM SCARED TO SHITS
Pansy : Please be okay, draco
Pansy : draco???
Pansy : DRACO

 

 

Today at 15:03 P.M

Blaise : dude
Blaise : are you okay??
Blaise : im serious draco
Blaise : we're fucking worried
Blaise : even lupin isn't answering harry's messages
Blaise : pansy is having a nervous breakdown and hermione is trying to calm her down
Blaise : please answer cause i dont think i can comfort harry either
Blaise : weasley is a terrible comfort btw
Blaise : mfo doesnt know what to say at all and harry looks like he's on the verge of tears
Blaise : well
Blaise : i understand why
Blaise : especially with how far u two came
Blaise : ugh i hate being sappy
Blaise : but he really does love u
Blaise : and so do we
Blaise : Pansy, me and Hermione
Blaise : weasley probably doesnt and honestly why would u want that? Lol
Blaise : all of Slytherin adore u too
Blaise : but if u tell anyone i said this i will expose every screenshot conversation i have of u and harry dirty texting
Blaise : so dont try me biatch
Blaise : …
Blaise : but be save
Blaise : i swear draco
Blaise : be okay
Blaise : we love u

 

 

Today at 15:05 P.M

Harry : dragon pls pls be okay
Harry : im seriously scared
Harry : i ended the tryouts sooner when hermi came to the quidditch pitch saying that u havent been answering their messages
Harry : i mean i knew i shouldnt but
Harry : i mean ginny finished it
Harry : the tryouts i mean
Harry : shit i cant fucking think
Harry : my fingers are just gliding over the texts to make words
Harry : i dont even know what im saying
Harry : i love u dragon
Harry : i want u to be okay
Harry : i forgot to even put my broom back in the broomshed bc i was rushing to get to u
Harry : or ig ur dorm
Harry : man i feel pathetic
Harry : pansy's pacing back and forth while she texts u
Harry : i saw from over his shoulder that blaise was as well
Harry : hermione is trying to reassure us that u're fine
Harry : pls be fine
Harry : i love u
Harry : pls pls pls be ok
Harry : fuccck
Harry : i cant think im so worried

Draco : He.
Draco : He slapped me.

Harry : OMG DRACO
Harry : WHAWT??
Harry : WHAT HAPPENED??
Harry : DRAGOn??? HE SLAPPED YOU??

Draco : He found out.
Draco : About us, I mean.
Draco : I don't know how, nor do I care right now.
Draco : He dragged me inside a classroom and started shouting at me.
Draco : He wanted to do worse but Professor Lupin stopped him. He came in, more like barging in and put himself between me and my father.
Draco : They had been arguing since.
Draco : Lupin brought me to his office.
Draco : They're shouting in the classroom. I think they put silencing spells to make sure nobody comes in.

Harry : we're coming.
Harry : IM COMING

Draco : NO.
Draco : Harry, I don't want you to get caught in the cross fire.

Harry : I DONT CARE
Harry : HE HAD NO REASON TO PUT HIS HANDS ON YOU
Harry : I AM COMING NOW
Harry : WHAT KIND OF FATHER DOES THAT?
Harry : I WILL KILL HIM MYSELF
Harry : I SWEAR DRACO

Draco : I don't want you to get hurt as well!
Draco : Harry, please.

Harry : I DONT CARE
Harry : LUCIUS CANNOT DO ANYTHING TO ME TO STOP ME FROM GETTING TO YOU
Harry : I NEED YOU HERE WITH ME NOW
Harry : AND I WILL GET TO YOU
Harry : HE CANT DO SHIT FROM ME GETTING TO YOU
Harry : I WILL COME GET YOU.

Draco : Harry.
Draco : Please.

Harry : i am coming
Harry : the others barely protested
Harry : they're coming with
Harry : because they love you just as much as i do

Draco : I love you.

Harry : i love you too
Harry : i love you so so much dragon
Harry : dont u fucking dare forget that
Harry : we're coming, love

 

 

Today at 15:55 P.M

Father : You have disgraced the family.
Father : Disgusting.
Father : You are no son of mine.
Father : And the Potter boy?!
Father : Out of everyone, the fucking half-breed?
Father : I can't stand the sight of you.
Father : I should've known there was more to it then going on.
Father : You're a disgrace to both the Malfoy Family and the Black's.
Father : I should've known this was the influence of that Regulus boy.
Father : Just 'cause he was close to your mother.
Father : Disgusting.
Father : I do not care what your mother says, when you come home for Yule your Muggle electronics will be taken away.
Father : I forbid you from this nonsense. You disgust me.
Father : Being together with another Man?
Father : How could you betray our family's bloodline like this?
Father : You don't deserve anything.

Draco : Fuck you.

Father : Excuse me?!
Father : I am your father!

Draco : You are not excused. You are a terrible father, let alone a person.
Draco : I cannot fathom WHY Mother stays with you.
Draco : I am not the one disgracing this bloodline.
Draco : YOU'RE THE ONE CHEATING ON MY MOTHER.
Draco : A Man shouldn't cheat on his wife.

Father : WHAT DO YOU KNOW?!
Father : YOU'RE JUST A SPOILED CHILD, YOU DO NOT CARE. YOU ARE SELFISH AND DISGUSTING.
Father : YOU FILTHY CHILD.

Draco : And who did I take up on?
Draco : Who taught me that I should take what belongs to me?
Draco : Who taught me to be the selfish bastard that you are?!
Draco : HUH?
Draco : Even as a fucking child I knew you were no good.
Draco : But I was terrified of the consequences.
Draco : You were so prepared to force an unbreakable vow on your 12 year old child to ensure that your fucking infidelity scandal wouldn't come out!
Draco : AN UNBREAKABLE VOW.
Draco : AT THE AGE OF 12.

Father : SHUT UP, YOU INSOLENT CHILD.
Father : YOU THINK YOU KNOW HOW THE REAL WORLD WORKS?
Father : YOU THINK THE WORLD WORKS HOWEVER YOU WANT??
Father : DO YOU REALLY THINK YOU CAN LIVE HAPPILY WITH THE POTTER KID?
Father : YOU’RE A DISGUSTING FILTH TO THE WORLD.
Father : NOBODY WILL RESPECT YOU.

Draco : SHUT UP.
Draco : YOUR WASTING YOUR TIME.
Draco : YOUR WORDS MEAN NOTHING TO ME ANYMORE.

Father : DRACO.

*This contact was Blocked*

 

 

Today at 16:10 P.M

Mother : Draco, my love.
Mother : I am so sorry.
Mother : Oh, my son.
Mother : I wish I could've stopped him.
Mother : I cannot believe he has done this.
Mother : The shell of a man.
Mother : I am so sorry.

Draco : Mother.
Draco : How.
Draco : How much do you and Father know?
Draco : How did he even find out?!

Mother : I do not know, dear, please tell me you are not hurt?
Mother : I can't fathom why your father would ever do something like this.
Mother : That man has something vile growing inside of him.
Mother : I wish I would've seen it from the moment we got married.
Mother : I was blind-sighted by love.

Draco : Mother, it's not your fault.
Draco : You can't choose who you love.

Mother : Did he hurt you?
Mother : Please be honest with me, love.

Draco : He slapped me.

Mother : Oh, my dear.
Mother : If I could, I would visit you right now.
Mother : But I think you need your space, my son.
Mother : I am so sorry you couldn't tell us.
Mother : I am sorry you couldn't tell me.
Mother : I am ashamed of your father.
Mother : I cannot believe he did this to you.
Mother : Please forgive me for not being able to stop him.

Draco : Mother, it's alright.
Draco : How much do you know?

Mother : I know about your sexuality.
Mother : And about Harry Potter.
Mother : Oh, dear, I am so sorry.
Mother : I wish you could've told me in person or in a way that wouldn't involve your Father.
Mother : I am so sorry, I've failed to keep you safe from your own Father.

Draco : You did nothing wrong, Mother!
Draco : I never expected you to find out this way, yes, it stings.
Draco : But…
Draco : I am glad you know now.
Draco : At least the worst part is out now…

Mother : Your Father will not put one finger on you whatsoever during Yuletide.
Mother : You will come home, and we both will stay for the break with your Aunt.
Mother : I can't believe I let him get this far away with it.

Draco : Aunt Andy??
Draco : Wouldn't she find it a burden?

Mother : No, my dear.
Mother : She would be delighted to have us. And you can spend some more time with your cousin.

Draco : I promised Luna we'd spend the New Years together…

Mother : Oh, she can come along if Xenophillius allows her, too.
Mother : But that Man always seemed fond of you, so I think there wouldn't be a problem.

Draco : Really?

Mother : Of course, my dear.
Mother : I've let this go for long enough. Your Father has drawn the line with me.
Mother : Please remember you are loved, my dear boy.
Mother : I do not care who you are with, boy or girl, I just wish for you to be happy and have a fulfilled life.

Draco : I love him, Mother.

Mother : Oh, my dear.
Mother : That's all I want.
Mother : For you to be happy.
Mother : He makes you happy?

Draco : Very happy, mother.
Draco : I never seem to stop smiling with him.

Mother : I'm trying really hard not to cry right now, dear, and you're not making it easier.

Draco : I'm sorry, mother.

Mother : Oh, it's whatever, love.
Mother : Could I meet him?

Draco : Whenever. He always seemed eager to meet you, too.

Mother : I will be awaiting the visit. He'll always be welcomed by us, Draco.

Draco : I love you, Mother.

Mother : I love you, too, my son.
Mother : Please remember that.

Draco : Of course.

Mother : We will see each other at Yule then.

Draco : We will.

Mother : Please take care of yourself, my love.
Mother : And block your father's number. I don't want him to have contact with you.

Draco : Of course, Mother.
Draco : I already have blocked him.
Draco : But please take care of yourself, too.

Mother : I will.
Mother : I love you.

Draco : I love you, too, mother.

 

 

Today at 16:19 P.M

Pansy : hey dragon
Pansy : are you okay?

Draco : I am alright, Pansy.
Draco : In fact, I feel a lot better now.

Pansy : are you still with harry?

Draco : Yes.
Draco : We're in RoR right now.

Pansy : okok good
Pansy : just wanted to check up on u
Pansy : we love u

Draco : I know.

Pansy : okay
Pansy : ehm
Pansy : snape is also looking for u again but i'll tell him that u still need some time

Draco : You really are my platonic soulmate.
Draco : Thank you.

Pansy : <3
Pansy : anything for you my brother <3

Draco : You really are my sister <3.

Pansy : OMG OMG U ONLY SEND HEARTS TO HARRY
Pansy : so we're DEF keeping him if u keep sending me hearts

Draco : Pff. Okay, I'll tell him he's got your blessing then.

Pansy : lmfao
Pansy : that would go straight to his head
Pansy : he really loves u

Draco : And I love him.

Pansy : SAAAP
Pansy : <3
Pansy : i'll leave some chocolate on ur bed when u come back to the dormitory

Draco : You are quite literally my sister, ily.

Pansy : SLJRKS ILYTT BROTHER <33

 

 

Today at 17:22 P.M

Harry : u could just stay with me
Harry : in the room of requirement
Harry : we can just
Harry : binge-watch disney movies
Harry : eat chocolate
Harry : and cuddle

Draco : I appreciate the thought, my love.
Draco : And though, all those things are lovely.
Draco : But I do need to speak to Severus. He's still my Godfather.
Draco : He must be really worried.

Harry : what if he talks to lucius?

Draco : He won't.
Draco : Even Severus dislikes him.
Draco : No, more so, he loathes him.

Harry : lmao
Harry : only thing we have in common

Draco : He probably hates him more then he hates you.

Harry : wowow dont go round saying that
Harry : lmfao

Draco : Dork.

Harry : u're a dork

Draco : You're dorkier.

Harry : no im not
Harry : u're the dork
Harry : dorkie

Draco : You're childish.

Harry : :(
Harry : u're impatient
Harry : most of the time

Draco : You're the impatient one, but sure.

Harry : am not

Draco : Are, too.

Harry : >:(
Harry : i will make u regret that

Draco : Ah? How so?

Harry : u'll find out

Draco : Are you threatening me, Potter?

Harry : what? me? threatening the love of my life? no way
Harry : why would i do that

Draco : You need to stop calling me that.

Harry : no
Harry : lol

Draco : Harry.

Harry : u r the love of my life
Harry : ily
Harry : very much so

Draco : You really don't know how much those words mean, Harry.

Harry : i do
Harry : bc i longed for does words myself for a long time
Harry : i love you

Draco : Cheese.
Draco : I love you, too.

 

*~

 

Today at 19:54 P.M, Harry Potter's phone

Harry : i forgot to thank you

Uncle Moony : Harry?

Harry : for saving draco
Harry : and keeping him safe from lucius

Uncle Moony : I wasn't merely doing it for you, the boy needed help and I provided it.
Uncle Moony : But, you're welcome, Harry.

Harry : u stood up to bloody lucius malfoy! u were screaming at him like hell-fire till mcgonagall came
Harry : it was honestly really cool
Harry : and im pretty sure u earned draco's respect
Harry : im sure sirius wouldve swooned

Uncle Moony : Oh, yay me.

Harry : lol
Harry : no but he seriously seemed safe with u
Harry : and i just really appreciate that u were
there for him
Harry : especially since i couldnt be

Uncle Moony : You stormed in, like, 20 minutes later demanding for your boyfriend.
Uncle Moony : I bet Lily would be proud hearing this.

Harry : THAT REMINDS ME
Harry : IS MCGONAGALL??

Uncle Moony : I talked to Mcgonagall, don't worry.
Uncle Moony : I told her I would talk with you and Draco about it. We won't let your Mum and Dad know, not at least now.
Uncle Moony : You can decide when they find out, cub, that's what I promised you.

Harry : u really are my favourite uncle

Uncle Moony : Don't let Sirius hear you say that.

Harry : oh he wont
Harry : also he's my favourite godfather

Uncle Moony : ... He's your only Godfather?

Harry : lol

Uncle Moony : Get some rest, Harry.

Harry : its so early

Uncle Moony : Then do some studying?

Harry : pls no

Uncle Moony : Harry.

Harry : im just waiting on draco
Harry : he said he'd call me once he was done talking to snape
Harry : and then MAYBE i'll do some studying

Uncle Moony : Sigh.
Uncle Moony : You can't blame me for trying.

Harry : lol
Harry : and failing

 

 

Today at 23:00 P.M

Chat Room: partyHoes

Pansy : gryffindorks
Pansy : can someone
Pansy : shut harry up
Pansy : or take his phone away bc he's keeping draco up again
Pansy : and im going to kill him

Harry : how tf r u supposed to know???
Harry : HUH??

Pansy : WE WERE HAVING A SLUMBER PARTY POTTER BEFORE U CALLED AND NOW DRACO'S HID ON HIS BED WITH HIS CURTAINS DRAWN

Harry : woah
Harry : touched a nerve

Pansy : that u did
Pansy : I SNUCK INTO THE BOYS DORMITORY

Blaise : u can just like leave
Blaise : its not like we’re holding u captive

Pansy : SO I cAN HANG OUT WITH MY FAVOURITE BOYS
Pansy : crabbe n goyle not included and theo is more like the weird cousin people forget about

Blaise : lmfao

Pansy : SO PLS POTTAH

Blaise : tHat reminds me

Pansy : what?

Blaise : *sent a picture*
Blaise : *sent a picture*
Blaise : *sent a picture*

Pansy : DRACO'S DIARY OMG

Harry : WHAT

Draco : PANSY! BLAISE!
Draco : NO, STOP!

Blaise : *sent a picture*

Harry : OMG MORE PLS

Blaise : *sent a picture*
Blaise : *sent a picture*
Blaise : *sent a picture*

Ron : dude its 11 pm im trying to sleep
Ron : wahat the fuck

Blaise : *sent a picture*
Blaise : *sent a picture*
Blaise : *sent a picture*

Ron : sweet godric why is he only talking about harry in each page???
Ron : obsessed much

Harry : i TOLD DRACO HE WAS JUST AS OBSESSED WITH ME AS I WAS

Draco : WAS NOT.
Draco : SHUT UP.

Harry : this is just prove
Harry : like
Harry : come on love

Blaise : *sent a picture*
Blaise : *sent a picture*
Blaise : *sent a picture*

Harry : and the prove expends more and more
Harry : im going to make every single page a fcuking lockscreen

Pansy : omfg thats
Pansy : extreme

Draco : NO!

Blaise : *sent a picture*
Blaise : *sent a picture*
Blaise : *sent a picture*
Blaise : *sent a picture*
Blaise : *sent a picture*
Blaise : *sent a picture*
Blaise : *sent a picture*

Pansy : he has 6 diaries btw
Pansy : he's probably hiding his 7th somewhere

Blaise : CAKSDj
Blaise : *sent a picture*
Blaise : *sent a picture*

Ron : not a full ass page just talking about harry's talent on a broom

Pansy : and the rest is about how pretty harry's eyes are

Blaise : *sent a picture*
Blaise : *sent a picture*
Blaise : *sent a picture*
Blaise : *sent a picture*

Draco : I hate everything and everyone.
Draco : Goodbye.

Draco Malfoy has left this Group Chat

Harry : blaise send me more pics over dm's

Blaise : well of course harry

Pansy : ok we're done humiliating our friend

Pansy Parkinson added Draco Malfoy into this Group Chat

Draco : No, piss off.

Pansy : WE HAVE RAN OUT OF AMMO MY DEAR BELOVED BROTHER

Draco : Oh.

Harry : thats so cute tho babe
Harry : u were soo obsesed.

Draco : Stfu.
Draco : I will suffocate you.

Pansy : DAYUM
Pansy : keep the kinky stuff IN THE DMS PLS
Pansy : smh

Draco : I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT.

Harry : aw u didnt??

Draco : ????
Draco : SINCE WHEN DID YOU HAVE A CHOKING KINK?!

Harry : im always open for things bbygirl

Draco : Okay, what the actual fuck, Harry.

Harry : lol

Ron : ok i am actually taking his phone away
Ron : this has gone too far
Ron : GET BACK HERE

Harry : NOOO I NEED TO TALK TO MY BF LEAVE ME ALONE

Ron : YOU'VE BEEN TALKIN TO HIM EVERY SINGLE DAY AT EVERY SINGLE MINUTE AND HOUR

Hermione : BOYS, DO NOT MAKE ME COME TO THE DORMITORIES.

Harry : SHIT WE WOKE MIONE UP

Pansy : HOW LOUD ARE U FUCKERS??

Ron : omg dean's not in his bed wtf
Ron : ugh

Harry : WoAT

Blaise : ??

Ron : istg if he's in seamus's bed again like last time

Pansy : LAST TIME??
Pansy : ASJDKSAsjad

Blaise : WHEN wAS LAST TIME??

Harry : idk like the night after the halloween after party

Pansy : actually that makes sense

Blaise : it does

Hermione : BOYS.

Harry : WE'RE OFF TO BED MIONE

Ron : I SWEAR I SWEAR
Ron : WE’RE SORRY LOVE

Hermione : I fucking hope so.

Pansy : SHIT U GUyS REALLY UPSET HER

Harry : angry hermione is terryfing

Draco : Are you dyslexic, Harry?

Harry : god no
Harry : im too lazy to spell

Ron : harry go to bed
Ron : i think mione is outside the door

Harry : THATS SCARY WTF
Harry : yes we're off to bed, goodnight

Pansy : LMAo

Blaise : goodnight gryffindorks

 

 

Today, 3rd November at 00:33 A.M

Harry : ily <3
Harry : so so much

Draco : You never sleep???

Harry : strangely no
Harry : i love u<3

Draco : I love you, too.
Draco : Sleep now.

Harry : okok <3

Notes:

a shorter one bc i promised lol

these are slowly getting more pg16 then i realised. oh, welp

Chapter 14: Thursday 6th November

Notes:

woah, i haven’t uploaded in… *checks page* a month! i dont have an excuse. i was just merely focusing on my other fanfics so this one was forgotten. but here, have this crack-fic chapter ig! enjoy!

Today at 04:22 A.M

Chat Room: partyHoes

Pansy Parkinson has changed the Group Chat's name to 'drarry4lifers'

Blaise Zabini has changed the Group Chat's name to 'TheCoolKidsAndaGinger'

Ron : Ok
Ron : bro wtf

Blaise : why r u still awake??

Ron : uhhh

Pansy Parkinson had changed the Group Chat's name to 'insomniacsButprettier'

Draco : I stand for that name.

Harry : draco???

Draco : ?? Why are you awake, Harry???

Harry : why r U up??
Harry : ???

Draco : Touché.

Blaise Zabini had changed the Group Chat's name to 'prettygaysandRon'

Ron : why am i the targeted one
Ron : just cause im the only straight one

Harry : ron
Harry : if i had to choose someone other than draco to date 

Draco : Wait, what.

Harry : nothing dragon
Harry : u were obsessed with viktor krum
Harry : dont lie

Ron : EVERYONE WAS OBSESSED WITH VIKTOR KRUM??

Harry : but notice how all of them were gay people

Ron : …
Ron : do NOT make me question my sexuality again HARoLD

Harry : ok RONaLD

Draco : Harry.
Draco : What did you mean in the message above saying if you had to choose someone other than me to date??

Harry : oh
Harry : me and ron joked a lot that if me and him were single by the ages of 30 we'd get married
Harry : and we flirted a lot when he and hermione got together to annoy her

Ron : haaha
Ron : that almost cost me my relationship

Harry : lol

Draco : ...

Blaise : seems legit ngl

Pansy : BAhaH

Draco : Sigh.
Draco : Go sleep, Harry.

Harry : no

Pansy Parkinson has changed the Group Chat's name to 'goodvibezhereonly'

Harry : tf r u guys doing

Pansy : trying to figure out a new name for our little group
Pansy : hmmm

Draco : Please no.

Blaise Zabini has changed the Group Chat's name to 'cunningGryffindorsAndBraveSlytherins'

Pansy : ehh
Pansy : thats too long

Blaise : shut up whore

Pansy : no u

Ron : uno reverse card

Pansy : i always have a photo of uno reverse card for days like these
Pansy : *sent a picture*

Ron : omg
Ron : the ultimate uno card

Blaise : relatable
Blaise : and can u do better pansy??

Pansy Parkinson has changed the Group Chat's name to 'Champagne&drugs'

Blaise : omg yall yes

Draco : No.
Draco : That's just no.

Pansy : OK DRAGON
Pansy : do U have any ideas for group chat names??

Draco : … No.

Pansy : yeah so shut up

Harry : hey
Harry : thats my future husband u're talking to
Harry : watch ur mouth

Pansy : omg draco's a future mr. potter
Pansy : sidjsakdjas

Harry : he indeed is

Draco : No I am not.

Harry : yes u r

Draco : No, I am not.
Draco : I don't see a ring on my finger.

Harry : they're too pricey

Ron : ??? u're rich???

Harry : no im not

Ron : yes u r???
Ron : Bc of ur dad's quidditch career and ur grandad's potions dude
Ron : stop acting poor

Harry : shut up
Harry : anyway
Harry : imma buy u a ringpop draco
Harry : cheaper and edible

Draco : Don't you dare.
Draco : I hate ringpops.

Harry : i so dare
Harry : and u wont after i buy u one
Harry : <3

Ron : puke

Harry : fuck off RONaLD

Ron : gladly HARoLD

Pansy Parkinson has changed the Group Chat's name to 'swifties'

Ron : oohhh im a t-swizzle fan 4life
Ron : I STAY UP TO LATE

Pansy : YOU DID NOT CALL TAYLOR SWIFT THAT
Pansy : OML

Blaise : t-swizzle omfg
Blaise : thats gold
Blaise : pop of ginger weasel

Draco : You cannot call him a fan.

Harry : BURN HIM AT THE STAKE

Pansy : now that was uncalled for
Pansy : i see the slytherin in harry

Harry : is that a compliment?

Pansy : from me?
Pansy : always yes

Harry : thank u pans

Pansy : u're welcome harold

Blaise Zabini has changed the Group Chat's name to 'kings&queensExceptRon'

Ron : ok actually fuck u all
Ron : hope u slyther-fucks choke on ur own pride

Harry : waoh dam ron
Harry : dont get gorey

Ron : stfu before i cut ur dick off

Harry : HEY

Draco Malfoy has changed the Group Chat's name to 'EdSheeranGroupies'

Pansy : BAHAHAHAH
Pansy : NO FUCKING WAAAAYYY aSDhasjdhas

Ron : FUCK U GUYS

Harry Potter has changed the Group Chat's name to 'gingerSpiderman'

Ron : im going to suffocate u harry
Ron : ong
Ron : u wont wake up tomorrow

Harry : try me bitch
Harry : OW U PIECE OF SHIT WHY DID U THROW THAT FUCKING BOOK AT ME??

Ron : u deserved it

Harry : FUCK U

Ron : WAS THAT UR UNDERWEAR????
Ron : WHAT THE FUCK HARRY

Harry : u started it

Ron : FUCK U

Harry : STOP THROWING SHIT AT ME

Ron : U STOP

Harry : NO U STOP

Pansy : omfg
Pansy : i wish draco's there so he couldve recorded it for me

Harry : whos saying he's not here

Draco : ...

Pansy : me
Pansy : cus im in his bed rn

Harry : WAHT
Harry : PANSY

Pansy : HES GAY AND I HAVE GF
Pansy : IM NOT GONNA SUCK HIS DICK DUDE

Harry : GET OUT OF MY BF'S FUCKING BED U SKANK

Pansy : FUCK NO

Draco : Do I get a say in this?
Draco : It's my fucking bed after all.

Pansy : no

Harry : DRACO KICK HER OUT

Draco : She will wake up the entire house if I do that, dear.
Draco : Welp, guess I have to cuddle her tonight.

Harry : DRACOOO
Harry : OMFG
Harry : U BETRAYING ME LIKE THIS??
Harry : CHEATING CAUGHT IN 4K

Blaise : lmfao
Blaise : omg they're spooning how cute
Blaise : *sent a picture*

Harry : AHSHSADJHSdsdj

Ron : he's gonna start crying
Ron : just watch

Harry : I HATE U ALL

Ron : BASAHADHds
Ron : HE'S ACTUALLY CRYING HOLY SHIT

Draco : Are you being serious?
Draco : Harry.

Harry : NO SHUT UP
Harry : U CHEATING BASTARD
Harry : AFTER I FELL IN LOVE WITH U
Harry : AFTER I GAVE U MY KIDS

Draco : What.
Draco : What kids??

Ron : its his improv acting phase
Ron : just roll with it

Draco : Pff.

Harry : AFTER I GAVE U MY HEART
Harry : AFTER I LET U EAT MY CHOCOLATE FROG
Harry : AFTER EEVERYTHING WE WENT THRU
Harry : AFTER I WENT TO WAR WITH U
Harry : AFTER I CRIED OVER UR DEAD BODY

Draco : I'm dead in this scenerio??
Draco : How the fuck am I supposed to cheat then??

Pansy : smh draco always takes things too literally

Draco : Hey, I wanna know what I'm working with.

Harry : AFTER I BROUGHT U BACK FROM THE DEAD

Draco : Ahaaa.
Draco : Wait, I'm a zombie?

Harry : ye pretty much
Harry : ahem
Harry : AFTER I MOURNED OUR SON'S DEATH
Harry : OH THE HORROR
Harry : THIS IS LIKE THE REYNOLDS PAMPLHET
Harry : AND IM ELIZA SCHUYLER
Harry : AND U'RE ALEXANDER HAMILTON.

Draco : I don't like being an American hero from Muggle History.
Draco : Especially if you're my Eliza, then who was my John Laurens?

Blaise : GASP

Pansy : omg
Pansy : THEODORE

Draco : STOP.

Harry : OMFG
Harry : NO  NO NO N IN O
Harry : I HATE THAT NO I TAKE IT BACCK

Draco : BAHSHSDAHASH.

Pansy : I CANT BREATHE
Pansy : WE JUST WOKE UP THEO

Harry : PUT THAT MF BACK TO SLEEP
Harry : GRRR

Pansy : HE DID NOT JUST TYPE OUT GRR OFMG

Blaise : BAHSDHASDAS

Ron : this dude
Ron : i wonder why he never tried for theatre

Harry : i did
Harry : my parents just didnt want me to perfom on stage cause i'd get waaay too into it

Blaise : oh
Blaise : we can tell bud

Draco : Lmfao.

Harry : but seriously
Harry : get pansy out of my bf's bed

Draco : Harry.

Harry : :(

Draco : You jealous bint.
Draco : Fine, she's joining Blaise on his.

Pansy : happy jealous potter??

Harry : :)
Harry : very

Blaise : LMFAO

Hermione Granger has changed the Group Chat's name to 'InsomniacsWhoWontLetHermioneSleep'

Pansy : OFMG
Pansy : MIONE HASDHSADh
Pansy : SOOO EVERYONES GOING TO BED NOW

Ron : ofmg
Ron : yep yep yep

Harry : GOODNIGHT

Blaise : nice knowing ya

Pansy : we looovve ya hermione <3

Hermione : If I hear one more notification from you guys I am going to send you straight to hell.
Hermione : And I fucking mean it.

 

5 Minutes Later

 

Draco Malfoy has changed the Group Chat's name to 'FriendsWithoutBenefits'

Pansy Parkinson has changed the Group Chat's name to 'SpiceGirls'

Blaise Zabini has changed the Group Chat's name to 'CharliesAngels'

Harry Potter has changed the Group Chat's name to 'JusticeLeague'

Ron Weasley has changed the Group Chat's name to 'the6musketeers'

Hermione : You all are dead to Me.

 

 

Today at 07:33 A.M, Draco Malfoy's phone

Harry : hola bebe
Harry : muwah muwah

Draco : Never, ever text me like that again or, I swear, I will break up with you.
Draco : And I'm not even kidding on that.

Harry : good morning my love
Harry : MUWAH MUWA
Harry : how r u doing on this fine morning
Harry : where i can see ur beauty spreading and gracing us with ur charming and wonderful looks? :)

Draco : That's better.
Draco : I am alright, Darling, how are you?

Harry : me and ron got yelled at by hermi
Harry : lol

Draco : That was to be expected.

Harry : we really r insomniacs

Draco : Clearly.

Harry : lol
Harry : u look grumpy
Harry : did something happen?

Draco : Since we woke up Theo last night, he told me something that kept me up a little longer.

Harry : ... why
Harry : what did he tell u???

Draco : It's not what you think, Harry.

Harry : what did nott want

Draco : Turns out his Father texted him because my Father texted him.
Draco : I'm guessing Lucius asked Mr. Nott to ask Theo if I'm still dating you, as if that's going to change in one week?
Draco : And that's all he said.

Harry : eugh
Harry : no offence but lucius sucks

Draco : For the last time, I do not care.
Draco : If he can't get over me having a Boyfriend, well he for sure isn't getting any new heirs.

Harry : lol
Harry : another black legacy dying down

Draco : Hm?

Harry : sirius tooks remus's last name and regulus is also gay
Harry : no heirs there
Harry : except for maybe if sirius and remus are considering adoption like they have been for a while

Draco : Oh, I forgot that.
Draco : Adoption? That's sweet.

Harry : right???
Harry : i'd be so happy to have a little baby cousin thats not from my mother's side

Draco : Lol, I guess.
Draco : Things still rough with them, btw?

Harry : eh
Harry : its been easy
Harry : but forgetful ig
Harry : dudley's just weird now

Draco : Lol.

Harry : *sighs dramatically*
Harry : the last probability of someone having a child in the black family is ur other long-lost aunt bellatrix

Draco : Oh! That's right.
Draco : Shit, I sometimes forget she's even alive.
Draco : I still wonder where she ran off to.

Harry : buzzfeed unsolved should make a video on her
Harry : big mystery to solve
Harry : where did the crazy deranged aunt go??

Draco : I'd pay to see that. 

Harry : lol who wouldnt??
Harry : wasnt she supposed to be like
Harry : idk thrown into azkaban for attacking two aurors?

Draco : Frank and Alice Longbottom? Yes, technically she was.

Harry : omg yea nev's parents

Draco : There's a small guilt whenever I look at the poor lad.

Harry : ehsehshe
Harry : i'll tell him u said that

Draco : Don't.
Draco : Omg.
Draco : He can't even look me in the eyes as it is since he found out about us.

Harry : OMFG YEA HASDHSAHSH

Draco : But since the two managed to come out alive, Neville's parents, and Bellatrix managed to run away, we have no clue where she is now.
Draco : But if she found a man to wed, nonetheless have a child with, I would advise to stay away.

Harry : lol why

Draco : Bellatrix was always seen as sort of… unhinged in the Family.
Draco : At least from what my Aunt Andromeda and Mother have told me.
Draco : Something had happened in their childhood that is so tragic they can't speak about it.
Draco : And I don't want to pressure my mother or aunt for answers.

Harry : mhmmm i think sirius mentioned that once
Harry : im not sure what tho or when

Draco : She wasn't always like that.
Draco : She was once like my Mother and Aunt.
Draco : From all the stories before the incident, she was lively and carefree.

Harry : maybe she still is and just got lost
Harry : like
Harry : mentally speaking

Draco : Do you really think that's possible, Harry?

Harry : maybe?
Harry : idk
Harry : could be
Harry : im not a mind healer nor therapist

Draco : Whatever. Guess it's not important.
Draco : Those are questions I could ask my Aunt and you, your Godfather.

Harry : or regulus

Draco : Oh, yes, him as well.
Draco : We have charms now. I'll see you later, okay?

Harry : ok <3

 

 

 

Today at 09:33 A.M

Chat Room: houseSlytherin

Daphne : hey
Daphne : fuckers
Daphne : slyther whores

Pansy : hey
Pansy : thats our trios name

Daphne : what

Blaise : our groupchat is named like that
Blaise : mine, pansys and dracos lol

Daphne : oh
Daphne : lmfao funny
Daphne : NOT THE POINT
Daphne : GUYS LOOK
Daphne : *sent a picture*

Astoria : don't u guys have double charms right now???

Daphne : dont u have transfiguration right now???

Astoria : touché sister

Daphne : thats what I thought
Daphne : anyway

Pansy : CHANG BROKE UP WITH DIGGORY??

Blaise : we've been knew pans

Pansy : ok we knew it was coming BUT WTF
Pansy : so out of the blue 

Draco : He had it coming.

Millie : HE HAD IT COMING

Pansy : HE ONLY HAAAD HIMSELF TO BLAMEE

Blaise : iF YOU'D HAVE BEEN THERE

Daphne : IF YOU HAD SEEN IT

Pansy : HOW COULD YOU TELL US THAT WE WERE WRONG???

Astoria : pansy
Astoria : u should go to acting academy for witches and wizards

Pansy : omg u think i have the talent for that??

Astoria : Not really no but i think it would be funny to see u acting

Pansy : fuck u

Astoria : lol

Blaise : onto the diggory and chang situation
Blaise : WELL DESERVED

Pansy : FR
Pansy : tho i dont think u have the right to say that

Blaise : o

Astoria : Blaise, u were probably one of the reasons they broke up
Astoria : I mean...

Blaise : wouldnt that be funny?

Draco : ... He literally was cheating on Chang with you.
Draco : And now they're broken up.
Draco : So?

Blaise : Diggory quite literally had a lot of birds and blokes throwing themselves onto him
Blaise : and for some reason he had let some slide iykwim lmao

Pansy : ugh i hate that i do know what u mean blaise
Pansy : whore
Pansy : moving along

Millie : we still have charms btw

Pansy : who cares?
Pansy : Tracey Davis is the only one still paying attention to flitwick

Millie : omg is she still in the group chat?
Millie : i cant remember

Pansy : i honestly have no clue
Pansy : she hasn't messaged since we created the chat in 3rd year

Daphne : We need to change that

Tracey : No.

Pansy : oh so she does know how to read
Pansy : wonderful

Millie : LMAO

Astoria : that was uncalled for

Pansy : and now she's dead silent again

Draco : Just stop texting at all.
Draco : It's annoying.

Theo : yes please

Pansy : u guys are soo boring
Pansy : im going to steal tracey's pencils again

Tracey : I knew it was you!

Pansy : SO SHE ISNT DEAF AND MUTE??
Pansy : ASJDHSADJa

Tracey : Oh, fuck off, Parkinson!

Pansy : KAKGJSJA

Draco : Pansy.
Draco : Enough is Enough.

Pansy : rawr

Blaise : ???

Pansy : fine i'll stop

Draco : Thank you.

Daphne : Is Potter standing outside the fucking classroom?
Daphne : omfg

Draco : ... What?

Pansy : CLINGY BF ALERT
Pansy : I REPEAT, CLINGY BF ALERT 🚨

Draco : Stfu.
Draco : Please no..

Blaise : lmfao

Theo : It is him

Draco : What the actual fuck is he doing??

Pansy : go ask him lol
Pansy : or wait
Pansy : i'll send him a snap

Daphne : You have his snapchat??

Pansy : ofc???
Pansy : he has some fun stories on there lol
Pansy : most of them involve him in accidents and getting lectured by hermione
Pansy : anyway, draco say cheese

Draco : Do not take a picture of me!
Draco : PANSY!

Pansy : too late

Blaise : guys the ravenclaws are gaining brain cells
Blaise : by that i mean they are catching us with our phones
Blaise : yo if anthony fucking goldstein doesnt keep his mouth shut i will sucker-punch him

Astoria : WTF HE DID NOTHING
Astoria : LEAVE HIM ALONE

Blaise : U'RE NOT EVEN IN OUR YEAR GROUP ASTORIA
Blaise : smh

Astoria : NO NEED TO HIT HIM

Daphne : He's a Half-blood anyway, tori, Mother and Father wouldn't accept him in the family anyways.

Astoria : whore
Astoria : as if you didnt almost get pregnant by a muggleborn hufflepuff

Pansy : WHAT

Millie : EXCUSE ME??

Daphne : Oh
Daphne : Well.
Daphne : about that

Astoria : BAHAHAH

Pansy : TORI, WHEN WAS THIS?

Astoria : After she broke up with that Gryffindor Pureblood, I think he was a seventh year when Daphne was in her fifth year

Millie : "rue, when was this?"

Theo : "right after new years"

Draco : I hate this group chat.

Blaise Zabini has changed the Group Chat's name to 'Euphoria2.0'

Pansy : LMFAO
Pansy : well i know my costume for next years halloween

Blaise : OMFG WE TOTALLY SHOULD

Pansy : blaise
Pansy : be the cassie to my maddy

Blaise : girl
Blaise : yk what i WOULD fuck ur ex's

Pansy : teenage dirtbag mfo

Draco : Goldstein is telling Flitwick.
Draco : So.

Blaise : IM GOING TO BREAK HIS FUCKING BONES
Blaise : WATCH ME TURN HIM INTO A PRETZEL

Pansy : ABSDHAJSD

Astoria : NO BLAISE
Astoria : STOP

Blaise : FIND ANOTHER RAVENCLAW TO DICK HOP TORI

Astoria : FIND ANOTHER HUFFLEPUFF TO TOP

Blaise : careless
Blaise : I already have
Blaise : macmillan is trash

Pansy : NO FUCKING WAY

Millie : ERNIE MACMILLAN??? YOU FUCKED ERNIE MACMILLAN??

Blaise : sadly
Blaise : he was very vanilla
Blaise : i needed some s&m

Daphne : omfg

Draco : Flitwick is LITERALLY coming towards us.

Blaise : remind me to kill anthony goldstein

Tracey Davis has changed the Group Chat's name to 'GoldsteinsPlannedMurder'

Blaise : thank u tracey xx

 

 

Today at 10:33 A.M

Harry : hii
Harry : :3

Draco : Stop acting cute. You're not

Harry : D:

Draco : We're in the same classroom, Harry.
Draco : Stop texting me.

Harry : no matter how much i like looking at the back of ur head
Harry : i also prefer speaking to u yk with words
Harry : i think communication its called

Draco : Piss off, Professor Lupin is going to take both of our phones if he catches us.
Draco : And I'd like to have my phone on me.

Harry : i have a lot of cards i can play on him for being his favourite nephew

Draco : *Only Nephew.
Draco : It doesn't work like that.

Harry : im still his favourite

Draco : Are you though?
Draco : Are you really, Harry?

Harry : D:
Harry : how can u say that

Draco : With words.
Draco : I think communication it's called.

Harry : cocky mf
Harry : stealing my lines
Harry : and using against me
Harry : <3

Draco : Clingy mf.

Harry : CALLING UR BF A MF?? SMH
Harry : cant believe this betrayal

Draco : ???
Draco : What's with you today and betrayals??
Draco : Did you watch Toys Story 4 again?

Harry : ... no

Draco : ...
Draco : Ok, well then I guess I'll find Theodore to snog.

Harry : DOTM U FUCKIGN DARE
Harry : DRACO MALFOY

Draco : Lmao.
Draco : Just kidding, my love.

Harry : BETTER FUCKING BE
Harry : GRRRR

Draco : Omg, stop.
Draco : I'm trying not to laugh.

Harry : >:(

Draco : Harry.
Draco : You've been my crush since second year, like hell I would give you up for Theodore Nott.

Harry : wow
Harry : harsh
Harry : i like that
Harry : rawr

Draco : Theo is not even my type to begin with.

Harry : ehshehe yeah
Harry : IM ur type ;)

Draco : The codependency isn't really in my favour though.
Draco : Sigh.

Harry : I AM NOT CODEPENDENT OF U
Harry : ASJKASdjk

Draco : You sure about that, sweetheart?

Harry : dO NOT START WITH T HE PETNAMES

Draco : And why is that, mon amour?

Harry : KWJFHDJSM

Draco : Est-ce que je te rends nerveux?

Harry : uH
Harry : whats the french word for excited

Draco : Not drastically different from the English one.
Draco : But I understand what you meant.
Draco : Dirty mind.
Draco : Lol.

Harry : when u speak french
Harry : its like
Harry : im lit on fire
Harry : vibrating
Harry : melting

Draco : Oh?

Harry : burning
Harry : i dont need to understand what u're saying
Harry : whatever it is
Harry : whatever u're saying
Harry : it sounds so fucking beautiful when you say the words
Harry : so gentle
Harry : like high fever
Harry : i start sweating
Harry : bc fuck i dont need to understand a drop of french to know the praises u mutter to me whenever i kiss u
Harry : bc fuck i dont care what u say to me
Harry : u could be threatening my life and i'd still stand weak in the knees for u
Harry : u could be telling me most disgusting way to slaughter a man and i'd still want to suck ur dick
Harry : rawr

Draco : Okay, let's take a step back now, Harry.
Draco : We're in a classroom.

Harry : NO
Harry : LET ME FINISH

Draco : I get it.
Draco : You find it hot when I speak French.

Harry : IT TURNS ME ON SO MCUH
Harry : I CANNOT FATHOM WHY
Harry : I WANT U TO SPEAK FRENCH TO ME ALL DAY
Harry : but also not bc then i have no clue what u're saying
Harry : UGH
Harry : u're gorgeous
Harry : u're hot
Harry : ur pretty little mouth is so beautiful when it speaks french
Harry : so beautiful
Harry : fuuuck

Draco : …
Draco : Did you give yourself a boner thinking about me speaking to you in French?

Harry : …
Harry : no
Harry : i did not
Harry : draco malfoy how dare u think that

Draco : Oh my god.
Draco : Harry!

Harry : sorry???

Draco : Next time I'm just not going to answer you when you text me during class!
Draco : You degenerate. 

Harry : dont lie
Harry : we both know u will
Harry : kekesek

Draco : Shut up before I tell Professor Lupin you're bothering me.

Harry : D:
Harry : while i have a boner??

Draco : Especially while you have a boner.
Draco : Take care of it.
Draco : Not literally, of course.
Draco : You weirdo.

Harry : u're sitting right in front of me!!!
Harry : theres no way i can calm myself down with my pretty hot french speaking bf sitting in front of my while im imagining blowing him under the desk

Draco : ...
Draco : I hate you.
Draco : Like.
Draco : A lot.

Harry : no u dont
Harry : hahaha
Harry : wait why did pansy just look at me
Harry : WHY IS SHE LAUGHING
Harry : ??
Harry : WHATRE I DO??
Harry : HUH

Draco : I refuse to talk to you any longer.
Draco : Bye.

Harry : OMG
Harry : NO WAY
Harry : DRACO
Harry : MY DRAGON
Harry : DID U GET A BONER AS WELL??
Harry : well if i knew all it had to take was imaging giving u a bj to give u a boner then i wouldve done this naturally faster

Draco : Fuck.
Draco : You.

Harry : sure
Harry : time n place?

Draco : After marriage.

Harry : I COULDNT POSSIBLY WAIT THAT LONG

Draco : Then you are not worth having me.
Draco : Goodbye.

Harry : nvm it seems i can postpone my libido
Harry : <3

Draco : I'm going to actually murder you when this lesson is over.

Harry : uh
Harry : oorrr
Harry : listen to this
Harry : way better idea
Harry : i give u one of the greatest blowjobs ever in the room of requirement?

Draco : ...

Harry : ??

Draco : You always know how to tempt me, Potter.

Harry : ;)
Harry : what kind of bf would i be if i dont know ur favourite activities?

Draco : Eugh.
Draco : Fine.
Draco : But I want to have lunch as well.

Harry : it wont take long ;)

Draco : Charming as always, Potter.

Harry : <3

 

 

Today at 12:04 A.M

Chat Room: GoldsteinsPlannedMurder

Blaise : astoria
Blaise : lorelai
Blaise : raquel
Blaise : penelope
Blaise : heather
Blaise : greengrass

Astoria : wtf how do u know my full ass name
Astoria : DAPH!

Daphne : i literally didnt tell him wtf
Daphne : Blaise???

Blaise : shut up
Blaise : thats not important
Blaise : what is important
Blaise : is that why on gods green earth
Blaise : havent you told us that anthony goldstein
Blaise : is gay

Millie : wait
Millie : waht??
Millie : HE IS?!?

Astoria : uhh yea?

Millie : WHAT??

Astoria : YOU DIDNT KNOW???

Daphne : bahahsdahs
Daphne : wait you guys really didnt know??

Pansy : lmfao

Blaise : WERE WE SUPPOSED TO KNOW??
Blaise : HUH??

Astoria : ???
Astoria : its not like he's hiding it!
Astoria : he literally always talks to me about his crushes wtf
Astoria : i thought u guys knew??

Theo : Well
Theo : that explains that.

Astoria : ?? What theo??
Astoria : explains what?

Theo : nothing

Blaise : Goldstein flirted with him
Blaise : like
Blaise : full on heart eyes
Blaise : trying to get into theo's pants

Theo : Don't over exaggerate it
Theo : He just told me I'm really fit

Astoria : WHAT
Astoria : OMG

Daphne : ooh spill the tea

Millie : im still flabbergasted
Millie : Astoria I thought you were genuinely in love with him???

Astoria : HE'S LITERALLY JUST MY BEST FRIEND??
Astoria : also before i knew he was gay he friendzoned be so fucking bad and called me the little sister he never had

Millie : BAHAHAHAH

Daphne : lol I remember that
Daphne : crucial.

Astoria : onto the other topic
Astoria : why would anthony hit on theo?? he's not even his type

Theo : uhh
Theo : i'm hot?

Astoria : Is that a question or an statement?

Theo : i...
Theo : i honestly don't know

Daphne : oh
Daphne : we need to work on your confidence babes
Daphne : u ARE hot darling
Daphne : dont let anyone other say otherwise

Pansy : fr
Pansy : cutsie theo

Theo : pff

Blaise : what would be goldsteins type
Blaise : ahem ahem for reasons
Blaise : research and stuff

Astoria : Blaise.
Astoria : No.

Blaise : What??

Astoria : NO.

Blaise : WHAT???

Astoria : NO, BLAISE
Astoria : YOU WILL NOT SHAG MY BEST FRIEND
Astoria : I SWEAR THE ALL THE GODS

Blaise : i heard he's really good in bed from macmillan
Blaise : come ooonnn

Astoria : NO
Astoria : macmillan dated him in third year and they didnt even have fucking sex then
Astoria : so thats a lie

Blaise : aw bummer

Astoria : also I'm pretty sure he has a secret bf he wont tell me about yet
Astoria : i've been getting those signs
Astoria : his neck is slowly covered in marks..

Pansy : gASP
Pansy : our anton??
Pansy : getting freaky???
Pansy : SHEESh

Astoria : lol

Daphne : ??? Anton???

Astoria : thats one of anthony's nicknames

Daphne : what the fuck??
Daphne : even I didnt know about that one

Pansy : Since he's halfblood he has a couple muggle friends and they used to call him that when they were younger
Pansy : me and tori have been calling him that now to tease him
Pansy : he blushes all the time its really adorable

Millie : omfg

Astoria : I like it
Astoria : It's so cute!

Pansy : it kind of is

Blaise : uhh
Blaise : no it
Blaise : really isnt
Blaise : im still willing to bang him tho

Theo : Blaise's pursue to sleeping with every person in Hogwarts is drastically funny
Theo : I cant believe this

Blaise : i have already shagged all houses
Blaise : goldstein is just....... an experience willing to go thru

Astoria : no you WILL NOT
Astoria : U'RE NOT GOING THRU ANYTHING

Millie : very very sad to ruin this moment rn but
Millie : guys where is Draco
Millie : he's about to miss lunch

Daphne : omfg is he off with Potter again?

Pansy : oh
Pansy : harry was being a little pervert and got a boner during DADA while texting draco
Pansy : so
Pansy : yes im guessing they're having fun

Daphne : LMFAO

Astoria : well thats something I did not need to know

Theo : Its something we ALL did not need to know

Millie : amen theo
Millie : amen 

 

 

Today at 12:55 A.M

Chat Room: the6musketeers

Ron : is this the norm now?
Ron : sigh

Pansy : harrys not answering ur guys's texts either?

Hermione : Yes.

Blaise : tis indeed the new norm
Blaise : better get used to it

Pansy : ugh so annoying

Ron : codependent

Hermione : Should we call an intervention?

Pansy : only if i can organise it
Pansy : have harrys dick as a poster

Blaise : lmfao

Ron : BASDHASH
Ron : no
Ron : But the intervention thing should happen
Ron : both of harry's parents have started asking me questions! and they never text me ever!

Harry : THEY HAVE?!

Ron : oh he's alive

Pansy : and he rises!
Pansy : welcome to the land of the living potter!

Harry : ron what did u tell them

Ron : nothing important
Ron : lol

Harry : stfu

Ron : ok I told them u're NOT shagging someone
Ron : so its accurate

Harry : RONaLD

Ron : I said nothing more believe me

Harry : thats the thing
Harry : i dont
Harry : u lying bitch

Ron : hey
Ron : >:(

Hermione : Sigh.

Harry : hermi???

Hermione : He, truthfully, did not tell them anything else, Harry.
Hermione : Now are you going to come down and eat something?
Hermione : We have double Potions later.

Harry : nah we're in the kitchens its alright

Hermione : Oh, say Hello to Dobby for me!

Harry : he greets u too

Pansy : DOOBBBYY
Pansy : im coming

Harry : nO
Harry : its a draco and i only session

Pansy : IDGAF
Pansy : screw u and ur sessions
Pansy : i  wanna see my fav house-elf
Pansy : and get some candies
Pansy : for my smart ravenclaw lover muwah
Pansy : blaise come with

Blaise : nah im trying to get goldstein's number

Pansy : boo u whore

Blaise : thats still my line thot

Pansy : no its not

Hermione : Anthony?
Hermione : I thought Anthony had a boyfriend?

Blaise : who knows
Blaise : apparently he's shagging someone

Ron : i thought it was terry boot

Pansy : i thought micheal corner

Hermione : Apparently, neither.
Hermione : I heard it was Wyatt Conner.

Pansy : WAIT WAIT wAIT
Pansy : THEEE WYATT CONNER??
Pansy : LIKE

Blaise : THE GUY I SNOGGED AT PANSY'S BDAY PARTY?
Blaise : HOT WEED GUY??
Blaise : ???

Hermione : Apparently?

Ron : he always has the craziest weed
Ron : maybe not as crazy as fred and george but its insane

Pansy : YESS

Blaise : im going to get upset if goldstein IS dating him
Blaise : cuz like
Blaise : how he pack that hottie???

Pansy : IMAGINE
Pansy : wait let me ask astraia, she's actually friends with him

Blaise : OMG PLS DO
Blaise : i need reports ASAP

Hermione : I don't understand why you're are so keen on sleeping around so much, Blaise?

Blaise : its a lifestyle

Ron : it is??

Blaise : can be
Blaise : hoe life or no life

Pansy : WERk it bestie

Draco : Stfu.

Pansy : blow ur bf
Pansy : <3

Ron : PUKE

Harry : ron omfg just stfu
Harry : over dramatic

Ron : u stfu

Harry : no u

Ron : no u

Draco : Both of you, shut up.

Ron : cant tell me what to do
Ron : just cause Harry will do anything u say won't mean i will
Ron : :/

Pansy : lets be fair
Pansy : Harry only does what he's told by Draco bc he's a simp

Harry : hey

Ron : no no
Ron : its true

Harry : fuck u

Ron : eugh
Ron : I thought Draco was

Pansy : LMFAo

Draco : Too soon, Weasley.
Draco : Too soon.

Ron : lol

Pansy : u will tell us tho
Pansy : if u two ever have sex?
Pansy : i mean
Pansy : come on
Pansy : we're ur best friends

Ron : im not

Pansy : shut up ron
Pansy : anyway

Draco : Okay, first of all; No?
Draco : Why the fuck should we?

Blaise : draco
Blaise : our dearest dragon
Blaise : we would be able to tell anyway

Pansy : fr

Draco : You wouldn't.

Pansy : oh yes we would
Pansy : first of all; there's no way in HELL u'd top harry potter
Pansy : ur our skinny prince and he's the over chisled knight in shining armor

Draco : What??
Draco : Tf???

Harry : he could if he wants to

Pansy : shut up simp
Pansy : fucking weirdo

Harry : im just sayin

Pansy : nvm weasley I completely understand why u need to puke all the time

Ron : RIGHT???

Pansy : continuing
Pansy : second of all; Draco has the stench of a virgin

Blaise : true dat

Draco : Tf, how does a virgin smell?

Pansy : like astoria

Draco : ???
Draco : That does not sum it down.

Pansy : sweet innocence

Blaise : daisies, roses, peaches

Pansy : sweet candy or smth

Draco : ???
Draco : What the fuck?

Pansy : it smells of innocence

Draco : Eugh.

Pansy : and then BOOm

Blaise : sex happens and the smell changes

Pansy : yep
Pansy : also
Pansy : u wouldnt be able to walk
Pansy : cuz we better hope that potter fucks u eight ways to sunday

Draco : Oh my fucking gods.

Blaise : BASHDSAHA
Blaise : draco would be walking around with a limp after riding the potter express

Pansy : ABADSHASDHAS

Draco : OH MY FUCKING GODS.
Draco : I HATE YOU GUYS.

Harry : i dont know how to breathe anymore

Draco : He's having literally a wheezing fit
Draco : *sent a picture*
Draco : Fuck you guys.

Ron : istg harry
Ron : last time u scared ur parents so much they thought u had asthma or smth

Harry : since when does sex have a stench????
Harry : omfg im gonna cry

Pansy : virgins like Draco wouldnt understand

Draco : I cannot be the only virgin here.
Draco : I mean.
Draco : Come on.

Hermione : Technically...

Draco : WHAT???
Draco : NO, HERMIONE???

Hermione : I'm sorry, Draco.

Draco : WITH WEASLEY???

Ron : yeaaaah
Ron : u're the only virgin here mate

Draco : WTF.

Harry : lol
Harry : dw bby that'll change ;)
Harry : muwah muwah

Draco : Harry, I will bitch-slap you in front of Dobby without hesitation.

Harry : D:

Pansy : AKJDSAJDAJS
Pansy : PLS DO AND RECORD

Blaise : lmao

Pansy : also
Pansy : harry
Pansy : if you dont take Draco's virginity by new years i will sue u
Pansy : 100% true
Pansy : i will get a lawyer
Pansy : i swear

Draco : WHAT?
Draco : EXCUSE ME???

Pansy : This is me, giving my blessing
Pansy : u are hereby allowed to bang draco malfoy
Pansy : go at it boyy

Harry : omg
Harry : i feel so honoured
Harry : i will do my best

Draco : ???
Draco : I WILL NOT HESITATE TO MURDER YOU BOTH.

Blaise : i also give my blessings

Draco : YOU HAVE NO BLESSINGS TO GIVE.

Blaise : bc i already gave them

Draco : FUCK OFF.

Pansy : pretty sure all he needs is ur mums blessing now draco
Pansy : but lets be honest she probably already has given them as well
Pansy : keskkeseksek

Draco : WTF??

Blaise : lmao

Harry : aksdaskdj
Harry : sooo

Ron : If u start talking about having sex with draco let me know so I can leave and never come back

Hermione : We're still having lunch!

Harry : oh no the sex talk is private dm
Harry : dw about that
Harry : ;)

Draco : Harry, I swear to all the gods above.
Draco : Do NOT test my nerves today.

Harry : ok love <3

Pansy : just let us know when the hanky panky starts <3

Blaise : lmfao
Blaise : i cant
Blaise : hanky-panky
Blaise : what is this??
Blaise : a muggle sitcom??

Draco : I hate you two so much.

Pansy : love u too bro

Blaise : xx

 

Today at 16:00 P.M, Harry Potter's phone

Uncle Moony : Sirius is coming for a surprise visit tomorrow.

Harry : huh??
Harry : well now its not a surprise anymore, is it???

Uncle Moony : I know you would have had a secret date planned with Draco, so I was just letting you know.

Harry : oh
Harry : u're right
Harry : u r the best moony <33

Uncle Moony : Of course I am.

Harry : dont tell sirius

Uncle Moony : Of course not.

Harry : and dont give him the map

Uncle Moony : Oh, so you remembered that I still have it?
Uncle Moony : You don't want it back?

Harry : r u going to actually give it to me instead of watching me and draco on the map?

Uncle Moony : I am.
Uncle Moony : So long the two of you aren't doing anything... against the rules.

Harry : OMG
Harry : JUST SNOGGING OK NOTHING MORE
Harry : and even so, draco's not ready :/
Harry : im not going to rush this either

Uncle Moony : That sounds... strangely mature.

Harry : hermione's rubbing off on me
Harry : also
Harry : i really love draco
Harry : i wouldnt do someting to hurt him

Uncle Moony : That's good.
Uncle Moony : And adorable.
Uncle Moony : Hermione's a good influence.

Harry : u like her more then u like me

Uncle Moony : She's one of my top students, and I never pick favourites.

Harry : u picked favourites between dad, pads and wormy...
Harry : u literally decided to marry ur favourite

Uncle Moony : Hey, now.
Uncle Moony : That doesn't count.
Uncle Moony : And I no longer have favourites between them.

Harry : i didnt even mention mum
Harry : but i know she'd be the first one u'd pick between the other three

Uncle Moony : No, I wouldn't.

Harry : u r only saying this so i cant use it against u in the future

Uncle Moony : No, I am not, Harry.

Harry : mhmhm :/
Harry : sure moony, i believe ya

Uncle Moony : Go do your homework.

Harry : no

Uncle Moony : You're going to regret that one day.

Harry : ok 
Harry : thats future me's problem :)

Uncle Moony : So stubborn, like your Father.

Harry : and yet he still became head student somehow :/

Uncle Moony : That is indeed questionable.
Uncle Moony : At least don't be late to Dinner this time, Harry.

Harry : cant make promises moony
Harry : cant make any

Uncle Moony : Sigh.

 

 

Today at 19:00 P.M, Harry Potter's phone

Harry : where have u gone
Harry : u only said it'd take a minute
Harry : its been 20 minutes
Harry : u flithy liar

Draco : Harry.
Draco : Don't act like that.
Draco : Prefect duties, my love.
Draco : Crabbe got his hand glued to a toilet with a jinx from Goyle.

Harry : wtf
Harry : ugh
Harry : im still waiting yk

Draco : You can go back, Harry.
Draco : You don't have to wait up on me.
Draco : It's late anyway.

Harry : for u
Harry : i'd wait till the stars fall down the sky

Draco : ... Ok, Edgar Allen Poe?

Harry : :(
Harry : appreciate my poetic-ness
Harry : it is a masterpiece and i just came up with it

Draco : Ehh, sure, Harry.

Harry : :(
Harry : come back here
Harry : so i can love you
Harry : so that i can smother u
Harry : so that i can blow u ;)

Draco : One step too far, Harry.
Draco : One step too far.

Harry : u like it when i go too far

Draco : I prefer it going deep, but that's a different meaning.

Harry : AKSHRJS WHAT THE GUCK
Harry : actaully no i am the same
Harry : rawr

Draco : ...
Draco : Pff.
Draco : Go find your friends, Harry.

Harry : :(
Harry : but miOne's with pans and rons
Harry : idfk
Harry : somewhere probably smoking crack with seamus

Draco : ... Your Bestfriend is smoking crack with Seamus Finnigan?

Harry : i caught them once
Harry : but it wasnt crack it was some other lame drug

Draco : Oh my gosh.
Draco : Welp.
Draco : Go study, at least?

Harry : for what

Draco : Ok, well.
Draco : Just do something. Anything that keeps you busy, love.
Draco : I'm sorry, this is going to take longer than I expected.

Harry : :(

Draco : We can facetime later tonight, ok?

Harry : ok
Harry : ily

Draco : I Love you, too.

Harry : <333

 

 

Today at 22:33 P.M, Draco Malfoy's phone

Chat Room: GoldsteinsPlannedMurder

Draco : Hey.
Draco : Has anyone heard of Blaise?

Pansy : mf went missing again
Pansy : istg if i find him in a corner of the castle blowing some hufflepuff again im going to choke him
Pansy : and not the kinky kind

Daphne : Wowie
Daphne : Go Pansy!
Daphne : Manslaughter is always allowed here!

Pansy : ty for ur support daphne <3

Theo : Is he actually missing?

Draco : He won't answer mine or Pansy's text messages.

Astoria : file a missing person's report
Astoria : that'll do it

Pansy : can you do that in hogwarts?

Draco : Probably.
Draco : Ask Luna, she'd love to make papers and hand them out.

Pansy : OMFG OFC!!!!
Pansy : ty for the idea im going to look for luna now

Astoria : oop

 

15 Minutes Later

 

Blaise Zabini has changed the Group Chat's name to 'IfuckedGoldsteinANDhisBF'

Astoria : you gotta be shitting me
Astoria : the day's not even over
Astoria : how in the name of salazar
Astoria : Merlin give me strength
Astoria : IM GOING TO KILL YOU BLAISE ZABINI
Astoria : WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU FUCKED ANTHONY AND HIS BF I JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT HIS BF WTF BLAISE

Daphne : BASDJHASDHASD
Daphne : OH MY GODSS

Draco : Blaise is taking the 'hoe-life' too seriously.

Pansy : let him cook
Pansy : who knows who's next on the chopping block

Theo : god
Theo : don't manifest it
Theo : who knows who it really is

Pansy : ADJASJD

Blaise : hehe

Astoria : DONT 'HEHE' MF IM GOING TO STRANGLE YOU WHEN YOU GET TO THE COMMON ROOMS
Astoria : IM SERIOUS BLAISE MARCELLUS EUGENE ZABINI
Astoria : GOD FUCKING DAMIT IT

Blaise : woah
Blaise : how did she-

Daphne : not the full name...

Draco : That's not his full name.
Draco : Well, close to it.
Draco : But his mother loved to add names so.

Blaise : haha as if she knows all of them

Astoria : BLAISE MARCELLUS EUGENE MARCUS GABRIEL PRINCETON ANTONIS ZABINI

Blaise : HOW TF DID YOU-
Blaise : DRACO??

Draco : Dude, not even I knew all of them.
Draco : Like, Antonis?? Are you fucking serious?? AND Marcus??
Draco : That's fucking hilarious.

Blaise : OMFg
Blaise : PANSY

Pansy : im drunk
Pansy : she took advantage i swear
Pansy : aksdsjdj

Blaise : SKANK HOE

Pansy : says the guy who bangs every moving creature
Pansy : smh

Blaise : ew
Blaise : i wouldnt bang a unicorn

Draco : ... Only that?
Draco : That's where you draw the line??

Blaise : If we're talking Centaurs, sure

Pansy : WHAT THE FUCk

Astoria : I-
Astoria : I hate that man.

Astoria Greengrass has left the Chatroom.

Daphne : oof, honestly, same
Daphne : Blaise needs to tone it down

Millie : im actually traumatised

Blaise : asdhsadjsad

Pansy Parkinson added Astoria Greengrass into the Chatroom.

Astoria : someone throw holy water at blaise
Astoria : he needs help
Astoria : like
Astoria : badly

Pansy : Will do, sister.

Blaise : rawr
Blaise : nooo

Draco : This is too much.
Draco : I'm going to bed.

Daphne Greengrass has changed the Group Chat's name to 'HouseSlytherin'

 

 

Today, 7th November at 00:55 A.M

Harry : im so worried

Draco : Sigh, not this again.
Draco : Darling, go to bed.

Harry : no listen
Harry : im worried
Harry : that
Harry : blaise ends up with an STD
Harry : or worse
Harry : a child

Draco : To be honest, that should be anyone's worry.
Draco : I mean, a mini Blaise running around?
Draco : Sweet Merlin, help us all when Blaise gets a child.

Harry : LMFAo

Draco : Go to bed, love.

Harry : yea yea
Harry : love u <33

Draco : Love you, too.

Harry : <33333
Harry : <3<3<3<3<3<3<3
Harry : MUWAH MUWAH

Draco : Harry, sleep!

Harry : yes yes yes
Harry : im goinggg
Harry : <3

Draco : <3.

Chapter 15: Sunday 16th November

Today at 4:33 A.M, Draco Malfoy's phone

Harry : hey
Harry : gorgeosu
Harry : i mean gorgeuos
Harry : I MEAN GORGEOUS

Draco : There you go.

Harry : whatever
Harry : listen to this
Harry : you
Harry : me
Harry : hogsmeade
Harry : today
Harry : ;)?

Draco : Interesting way to ask me out, Potter.
Draco : Did you have anything planned?

Harry : just strolling around
Harry : pretending to hate each other yk
Harry : accidentally brush our hands against each other while walking intimately closely bc theres a big crowd
Harry : staring heatedly into each other's eyes

Draco : Eugh, Crowds are not my thing, dear.
Draco : I thought you knew that.

Harry : then honeydukes?

Draco : Hm.
Draco : Might be just as crowded

Harry : buuut
Harry : i'll buy u ur fav sweets <3

Draco : How generous of you, love.

Harry : empty up my pocket money for u <333
Harry : we could then go to three broomsticks
Harry : unconsciously sit next to one another
Harry : on the same table my parents always sat
Harry : u know the table ;)

Draco : I do know the table.

Harry : ksesksekes
Harry : our knees accidentally touching under the table
Harry : our gazes lingering
Harry : our drinks forgotten
Harry : our fingers slowly inching closer together with every laughter
Harry : just us
Harry : forget the world
Harry : what about it?

Draco : Harry James, when did you get so poetic?

Harry : <333

Draco : It all sounds lovely.
Draco : I just wish we don't have to pretend to hate each other at all.

Harry : i mean half of gryffindor already know we're 'friends' bc of the halloween party
Harry : would it be that bad if we just went to hogsmeade as friends?
Harry : it could still be fun

Draco : I don't want to go on a Platonic Fake Date with my 'Friend' whereas I could spend the day by a cosy fireplace and sofa cuddled up with my boyfriend with warm Butterbeer on our coasters on the coffee table.

Harry : damn
Harry : fuck
Harry : u sold a better game dragon
Harry : im in

Draco : One day.
Draco : We will walk through Hogsmeade without a care what others think.
Draco : Holding hands, kissing each other and buying each other treats.
Draco : But for now, I want to treasure all the alone time I can get with you, mon amour.

Harry : i love u

Draco : I love you, too.

Harry : ik ways we can treasure our alone time as well ;)
Harry : iykwim

Draco : You and your dirty mind ruining our sweet moments.
Draco : Sigh, you fiend.

Harry : D:

Draco : Just kidding, love.
Draco : Do continue, I'm all ears.

Harry : ;)
Harry : well i'll take ur idea by the fireplace
Harry : sitting together, our feet tangled up and our hands around each other
Harry : all warm and cosy
Harry : talking about the stupidest shit ever
Harry : and kissing
Harry : lots of kissing
Harry : hand holding
Harry : under the blankets till it gets sweaty
Harry : i take my jumper off
Harry : u take urs
Harry : the blanket caressing our skin
Harry : my hands on ur waist while u sit on my lap
Harry : even warmer than before

Draco : Hm.
Draco : How lovely.

Harry : yes
Harry : all warm and soft
Harry : your hands in my hair
Harry : our slow and tender snog
Harry : with soft smiles and lingering bedroom eyes
Harry : turning rapidly wild and hot
Harry : hungry and thirsty
Harry : like starving animals
Harry : biting each other's lips
Harry : smirks and panting, and ur wandering hands under my jumper
Harry : my wandering hands to the small of ur back
Harry : my teeth over your neck, ur hands on my trousers

Draco : Oh, yes.

Harry : mmm yesss my hands over ur sweet arse
Harry : caressing
Harry : spreading my tongue over ur neck till its purple and red
Harry : ur panting turning rapid, maybe even a whimper or two
Harry : ur hands inside my trousers and my teeth over ur chest

Draco : Yes.
Draco : Just like that, Harry.
Draco : Keep going.

Harry : ofc
Harry : i kiss ur chest, bit ur nipples, make u sweat
Harry : ur hands shake, but u wouldnt remove them from the place between my hips
Harry : u like it too much
Harry : and suddenly we're trouser-less

Draco : Because of your fucking wandless magic.

Harry : and wordless

Draco : Oh, fuck, Harry.
Draco : Shamelessly rubbing on each other. Your hands pulling my hair.
Draco : Your teeth grazing over every surface you can find on me. Gods, and my hands working our erections.

Harry : fuck draco
Harry : you always know how to up the game
Harry : my glasses fogging up bc of the heat in the room

Draco : You don't need them.

Harry : ofc not god no
Harry : all i need is you

Draco : Your strong, bulky hands gripping my thighs.
Draco : Grip so hard the skin turns red.

Harry : ur milky white thick thighs yes fuck
Harry : fuuuuck

Draco : Mm, Harry. Call me.

Harry : fuck yes my hands cramping

 

 

Today at 8:59 A.M.

Harry : moooorning love
Harry : had a good morning ;)?

Draco : Mhm.
Draco : A very good morning, mon amour.

Harry : <3

Draco : <3.

Harry : d'you wanna head straight to ror after breakfast?

Draco : Yes.
Draco : Pansy is going on her date with her girlfriend anyway and Blaise is probably going to fuck some poor sod again.

Harry : he should go see a mind-healer ngl

Draco : Next thing you know, He's working at a Strip-Club.

Harry : ngl i can see that
Harry : lol

Draco : Lmfao.

Harry : hey bbygirl
Harry : lets drink 2nite

Draco : What?
Draco : It's a Sunday.

Harry : ur best sober-up potion on standby

Draco : Harry, no.

Harry : i wanna have a good time with my bf :(
Harry : a very good time

Draco : And that requires being drunk??
Draco : I'll have you know, I enjoy a very sober Boyfriend.
Draco : The more actions can be done.

Harry : :/
Harry : its more fun thooooooooo

Draco : You're definitely hornier when drunk.

Harry : ;)
Harry : yesh i am

Draco : Is this what's this about?

Harry : noo
Harry : no def not

Draco : Harry, do you want to get drunk or do you just want to touch me?

Harry : sajdksadj
Harry : the latter
Harry : definitely the latter

Draco : Just say so and I'll make my schedule free for tonight.

Harry : FUCK YES
Harry : ILY
Harry : LOML
Harry : <3<3<<333333<3<3<333<3<3<<3<33
Harry : WOOF WOOF

Draco : Sweet Merlin.
Draco : Calm down.
Draco : <3.

 

 

Today at 9:33 A.M.

Luna : Good morning!
Luna : also
Luna : did you hear?

Draco : Morning, Luna.
Draco : Hear about what?

Luna : so
Luna : funny story
Luna : Cho is dating Ernie Macmillan now

Draco : What.
Draco : Dear god.
Draco : What?
Draco : Ew. Why did she downgrade?

Luna : I heard Cormac also asked her out but she said no
Luna : since she's now insta officially broken up with Crdric
Luna : its like all the guys are now trying to get together with her

Draco : Wow.
Draco : People are weird.

Luna : Agreed

Draco : Ew.
Draco : Cormac Mclaggen, though?? I thought he didn't date Ravenclaws.

Luna : yes he did say that he thinks Ravenclaw girls are too pretentious
Luna : a bit odd, isn't it?
Luna : and the way that Cho isn't even denying about the whole thing
Luna : she seems to be enjoying the spotlight from the guys
Luna : and now i cant help but think
Luna : do u think if Harry was still into Cho that they wouldve gotten together?

Draco : Good gods, Luna, you're ruining my breakfast.
Draco : Ugh, I can't eat now.

Luna : oh!
Luna : Im sorry!

Draco : It's alright. I wasn't really eating anyway.
Draco : And, anyway. I don't want to think like that.
Draco : The whole… Chang thing. I don't think Harry would do that.
Draco : After Chang had broken his heart, I would hope he'd had half the mind to reject her if she were to crawl back to him.

Luna : Huh
Luna : guess thats truue
Luna : u're smart Draco
Luna : and Harry is obsessed with u anyway
Luna : he'd never leave u 

Draco : ...
Draco : You really think so, Luna?

Luna : ofc!
Luna : he loves u a lot, Draco!
Luna : he cant stop rambling about u whenever somebody asks him about u:)
Luna : u guys are so cute

Draco : Of course he would…
Draco : Thank you, Luna.

Luna : :)
Luna : oh! btw!
Luna : is he going to meet your mum someday?

Draco : He keeps insisting he should.
Draco : He's always jumping to the idea when I talk about her.

Luna : aww :)
Luna : you could invite him for winter hols
Luna : have a big warm banquet :)

Draco : ... With who?

Luna : you, your mum, Harry, maybe me and my dad, Aunt Dromeda, Dora, Hermione and maybe Ron, Pansy and Blaise
Luna : yk, the close friends and family :)

Draco : ...
Draco : Huh.
Draco : That actually sounds kinda nice.

Luna : hehe
Luna : right?

Draco : ...
Draco : No.
Draco : I don't think I can handle Dora, Pansy, Blaise, Harry and my Mother all under the same roof…

Luna : hahaha ya u're right
Luna : but thats a bummer
Luna : :/

Draco : Yes, well.
Draco : Enjoy Breakfast, Luna.

Luna : ffiiineee i'll leave u be
Luna : say hi to Pansy for me btw!

Draco : Ok.

 

*~

 

Today at 10:32 P.M., Harry Potter's phone

Chat Room: MaraudersJrs

Uncle Pads : so.
Uncle Pads : I was told something
Uncle Pads : veeryy interesting when visiting harry and moony last week

Uncle Moony : Oh, good lord, Sirius.
Uncle Moony : Don't tell me this is about what that kid told you?

Uncle Pads : maybe
Uncle Pads : maybe not

Harry : ... who told pads what

Dad : Yeah
Dad : whats this about

Uncle Pads : so.
Uncle Pads : Harry is apparently dating a Slytherin

Harry : oh
Harry : lmfao
Harry : who told u dat
Harry : ahahahaggsjakfhskBfhd

Uncle Pads : oh
Uncle Pads : just some kid
Uncle Pads : with a very unfortunate name
Uncle Pads : Cedric Diggory

Harry : fucking git
Harry : i mean
Harry : what
Harry : twat
Harry : sigh
Harry : look at him grasping at straws for popularity
Harry : he's lying

Dad : oh my gods
Dad : :0
Dad : my SON???
Dad : dating a SLYTHERIN???
Dad : well god damn
Dad : I gotta hand Lils my galleons

Harry : HWHAT
Harry : eXcUSE ME??

Dad : listen bud
Dad : we only bet on what house ur super secret boyfriend might be
Dad : we are not trying to find out who it is
Dad : also pads is a big gossip hoarder he prolly asked a lot of portraits and kids about you

Uncle Pads : whaaat
Uncle Pads : such an absurd claim
Uncle Pads : I did not

Uncle Moony : ?
Uncle Moony : Ehm..

Uncle Pads : ok so what if i have

Harry : ohmygod nooooooooo
Harry : noonononononono

Uncle Moony : Sigh.
Uncle Moony : This is going to be a long day..

Uncle Pads : so he's dating a slytherin boy
Uncle Pads : very very interesting.
Uncle Pads : are we allowed anything more then that?

Dad : he's very responsible
Dad : from harry's telling
Dad : also he's incredibly pale

Uncle Pads : ahahaha

Dad : so
Dad : Moony?

Harry : omfg pls no
Harry : moony dont

Uncle Moony : I do not know Harry's boyfriend.
Uncle Moony : I don't know what you guys are hoping for.

Uncle Pads : thats not what u said last night

Harry : GASP
Harry : MOONY

Uncle Moony : I didn't tell them!
Uncle Moony : Sirius, stop lying.

Uncle Pads : lol 
Uncle Pads : dw haz he didnt tell me 

Harry : oh

Uncle Moony : See?

Harry : >:(

Uncle Pads : buut
Uncle Pads : i meaan
Uncle Pads : i feel like its kinda obvious
Uncle Pads : its the malfoy boy isnt it?

Harry : whaat???
Harry : no????
Harry : what the fuck
Harry : why would it
Harry : omg
Harry : that so
Harry : huh???

Dad : Seriously??
Dad : aw man
Dad : I couldve won my 30 galleons back

Harry : WHAT
Harry : WAIT WHAT
Harry : DAD WHAT
Harry : YOU BET 30 GALLEONS WITH MUM IF IM DATING DRACO MALFOY??

Uncle Moony : Wow.
Uncle Moony : That would've been easy money for me.
Uncle Moony : I should've made that bet, damnit.

Harry : OMFG R U SERIOUS
Harry : MOONY

Uncle Moony : Oh.
Uncle Moony : Oops.

Harry : OOPS???
Harry : WAHT FHTE FUCK

Uncle Pads : BASHDSAHSD
Uncle Pads : I WAS RIGHT

Dad : omg
Dad : ITS MALFOY BASHAHAHA
Dad : fuck yea

Harry : i hate u all goodbye
Harry : ajsdasjdaskd

Dad : i get to keep my galleons fuck yea
Dad : ahahah
Dad : also Bambi, me and ur mum dont care that its Malfoy

Harry : WELL
Harry : I CARe

Uncle Pads : but he was always bit of a twat to u haz
Uncle Pads : u into that??
Uncle Pads : haha

Harry : what
Harry : the
Harry : FUCK
Harry : SIRIUS

Uncle Moony : ...
Uncle Moony : I agree, that's not a question you should ask your 16 year old godson.

Uncle Pads : there's nothing wrong with that!!
Uncle Pads : we got into stupider shit moony
Uncle Pads : dont try to act innocent
Uncle Pads : same goes to u james

Dad : omfg
Dad : pads stfu

Uncle Pads : kesksesks
Uncle Pads : so long they're being safe!

Harry : OMG NO NO NO IM LEAVING GOODBYE
Harry : I DONT WANT THIS CONVERSATION TO HAPPEN

Dad : ok first of all; this topic WILL resurface when u get back for hols
Dad : its important to be safe

Uncle Moony : That's true.

Harry : NOOOO
Harry : STOP STOP STOP

Dad : and
Dad : hey tell Malfoy he's invited for yule holidays if he wants to come over

Harry : GOODBYE
Harry : I HATE THIS

Uncle Moony : This was not supposed to happen.
Uncle Moony : Sigh.

Harry : UR FAULT MOONY
Harry : HAZZA OUT

Harry Potter went Offline

Uncle Pads : he's got the attitude from lily
Uncle Pads : hahaha

Dad : yep
Dad : anyway
Dad : bigger question
Dad : did Cedric Diggory actually tell you it was Draco Malfoy???
Dad : cause i would actually rough that kid up
Dad : he's 18 now
Dad : the cops cant get me

Uncle Moony : Oh my fucking gods, James, no.

Uncle Pads : HAHAHA
Uncle Pads : james yes
Uncle Pads : and lol nah
Uncle Pads : I overheard Hermione and Ron talking about them
Uncle Pads : shouldve watched out

Uncle Moony : You were probably in your dog form, sneaking around, weren't you?

Uncle Pads : You know me too well, love

Dad : oh damn
Dad : ew the gays are gaying

Uncle Pads : stfu james

Dad : haha
Dad : anyway what do we think lads??

Uncle Pads : I have yet to meet that blondie before I make up my mind
Uncle Pads : But
Uncle Pads : i guess
Uncle Pads : from an outsiders perspective, the boy has changed
Uncle Pads : I heard some things from the house-elves
Uncle Pads : specifically from a special elf

Dad : GASP
Dad : Dobby??

Uncle Pads : ding ding ding
Uncle Pads : he refused to tell me anything obviously
Uncle Pads : but he did say a little about how the boys have overgrown their animosity
Uncle Pads : and like moony has said
Uncle Pads : me sneaking around the castle brightened my mind
Uncle Pads : I heard malfoy speak fondly about harry in the library with his two friends

Dad : awww
Dad : that adorbs

Uncle Pads : mhm
Uncle Pads : so
Uncle Pads : moony?

Uncle Moony : ...
Uncle Moony : Harry's going to kill me.
Uncle Moony : Oh well.

Uncle Pads : thats my man

Uncle Moony : So.
Uncle Moony : He's very different from how he was the past six years, he's gotten very kind and considerate, Harry can't seem to leave him alone when they're together. Their friends joke about how they have a codependency problem.
Uncle Moony : They're very glued to one another, and I had to take their phones away quite a lot in the past month because they couldn't stop texting each other even if they were in the same classroom.

Uncle Pads : haha like james with lils

Dad : Potter curse iykwim

Uncle Moony : And, well, after... After some event, I've recently been told, by Draco himself, how he was struggling with his sexuality since he was very little.
Uncle Moony : And.. and he said that being with Harry has been one of the greatest experiences he's ever had in his life. That says a lot from a kid being raised by Lucius Malfoy.
Uncle Moony : And even after some confrontation from his father, their relationship has strengthened, and Harry refuses to leave his side now even more. Harry's always there to watch him do his Quidditch practices, and Draco is always there to watch Harry's.
Uncle Moony : And, well.
Uncle Moony : I'm not going to get into it as it's Draco's story to tell, but you two know how Lucius Malfoy is.
Uncle Moony : I don't think I need to explain what happened.

Uncle Pads : sigh
Uncle Pads : fucking git
Uncle Pads : but dam
Uncle Pads : The way you're talking about that kid

Uncle Moony : Draco.
Uncle Moony : Say his name, Sirius.

Uncle Pads : sigh
Uncle Pads : The way you're talking about Draco
Uncle Pads : it shows how you also believe he's changed
Uncle Pads : and I don't even think Harry would give the old Malfoy a chance if he was the way he was in the past
Uncle Pads : so, so long we have moony's and lils' approval
Uncle Pads : I say he's ok for Hazza

Dad : Well explained, siri
Dad : and on the topic of my gorgeous wife
Dad : I cant wait to talk to her about this
Dad : she's going to be thrilled

Uncle Moony : Send her my love, James.

Dad : 'course
Dad : Now let me get some money from my wife

Uncle Pads : u guys share a bank account
Uncle Pads : thats fucking useless

Uncle Moony : Sigh.

 

 

Today at 11:40 A.M.

Chat Room: the6musketeers

Harry : so uh
Harry : hsejshjress
Harry : SoOO
Harry : there's something interesting me n draco have to tell y'all

Draco : Are you serious?
Draco : Are you really going to tell them through the groupchat?

Harry : uhh
Harry : is it better in person??

Draco : ...
Draco : No. Pansy would be having a wheezing fit.

Pansy : omg
Pansy : WAIT
Pansy : LET ME GUESS
Pansy : did u two have sex??

Draco : WHAT?
Draco : NO.

Harry : what no
Harry : ahhaaha
Harry : this is not about that lmfao

Draco : Why does your head go straight to that, Pansy???

Pansy : sigh
Pansy : u guys keep getting my hopes up smh

Blaise : lmfaoo

Harry : well no we didnt have sex
Harry : yet

Hermione : ...
Hermione : Draco??

Draco : Sigh. Get to the point, Harry.

Harry : okok
Harry : so like my parents found out about me and draco

Ron : WHAT

Harry : and they invited him for christmas but draco's refusing so i need ur guys's help to convince him
Harry : bc we're all best friensd :3

Pansy : HOLY SHIT
Pansy : I CANT BELEIVE THIS
Pansy : GOD HAS LITERALLY ANSWERED MY PRAYERS

Draco : What???
Draco : Pansy, you're literally a witch.

Pansy : ok and so what??
Pansy : omfg draco
Pansy : so anti-religious
Pansy : what are u gonna say to the poor halfblood kids who believe in god??
Pansy : smh

Draco : ...
Draco : I hate you.

Pansy : AJDSSADASDh

Blaise : hahaha
Blaise : boo Draco, go on and have sex with Harry under his parents house
Blaise : awesome shots 

Draco : OMFG.
Draco : EXACTLY WHY I WILL NOT.

Harry : bc u want to have sex w me??
Harry : in my home??
Harry : IN MY BED DRAGON??

Draco : WHAT.
Draco : OMFG NO.
Draco : I MEANT THE PARENT THING.
Draco : I WOULD NEVER LET MY FIRST TIME BE WITH PARENTS INSIDE THE HOUSE.

Harry : aw

Draco : SHUT UP.

Pansy : its just ur parents-in-law
Pansy : they're not so bad

Draco : THEY ARE NOT MY PARENTS IN LAW.

Harry : not yet they're not
Harry : :3

Draco : Ugh.
Draco : You're not helping.

Harry : :(

Hermione : Looking past the absurdity of Pansy's words.

Pansy : hahaha

Hermione : Why don't you want to meet Harry's parents?
Hermione : I'm sure they'd love to meet you, Draco.

Draco : ...
Draco : Because...

Pansy : because
Pansy : he's prolly scared that he won't make a good first impression on them

Blaise : haha pussy
Blaise : all parents love me

Draco : Stfu.
Draco : This isn't about you.

Harry : he would make a great first impression screw u blaise

Blaise : lol
Blaise : here comes the bf to the rescue

Harry : i will choke u

Blaise : kinky

Harry : STOP

Blaise : HASJDHASDH

Pansy : ...
Pansy : anyway
Pansy : Draco, go meet ur parents-in-law
Pansy : it wont be so bad
Pansy : probably

Harry : yeah :)

Draco : No.

Harry : :(

Blaise : ok just wait
Blaise : imma convince that mf in lickity-split
Blaise : imma find a way

Pansy : pff
Pansy : yeah sure

Ron : try ur best ig lmfao

Draco : I will sue you.

Blaise : more money for me dude
Blaise : get that money get that riches 🤑

Draco : Stfu.

 

 

Today at 14:32 P.M.

Harry : hi
Harry : my love

Draco : Yes, sweetheart?
Draco : Aren't you supposed to be studying with Hermione and Ron?

Harry : u know fully well i never do

Draco : True.
Draco : But a man could hope

Harry : BASHDAh
Harry : r u with pansy?

Draco : Yes, because unlike you, I actually like studying.

Harry : ajsdsjd
Harry : nerd

Draco : ...

Harry : my handsome nerd
Harry : muwah

Draco : Sigh.
Draco : What's up, love?
Draco : Pansy's giving me the death stare.

Harry : luna just texted me

Draco : Hm?
Draco : Yes, so what about it?

Harry : u wanna have a winter hols banquet???

Draco : Oh.
Draco : No.
Draco : Luna suggested it.
Draco : I said no.

Harry : but why not
Harry : it'd be so cute
Harry : :D

Draco : ...

Harry : :(
Harry : pls?
Harry : pretty pretty pleassee??

Draco : No.

Harry : :(
Harry : why?

Draco : ...

Harry : if u give me a good reason why
Harry : i'll leave u be ml <3
Harry : then u can study to ur hearts content

Draco : Sigh.
Draco : Well, for starters, it's November. Winter Hols aren't for another half month or so.
Draco : I don't see the point in stressing about something that's not going to happen till its near.
Draco : And now both of our parents know that we're seeing each other.
Draco : Which... I guess, on your end, it doesn't seem too bad.
Draco : But.
Draco : I don't know, Harry.
Draco : It just seems a bit...
Draco : Too quickly?
Draco : It's kind of stressing me..

Harry : oh
Harry : ohh
Harry : it is?
Harry : im sorry
Harry : i never wanted u to feel so stressed being with me
Harry : crap

Draco : Harry.
Draco : My love.
Draco : It's not you.
Draco : Don't worry.

Harry : but it is
Harry : im all ready to meet your mum but you arent ready to meet my parents
Harry : im ready to spend the holidays with u
Harry : to spend every day with u
Harry : but u arent
Harry : and
Harry : well idk
Harry : maybe i am just
Harry : over attached
Harry : maybe everyone's right
Harry : im codepented

Draco : Harry.
Draco : No, don't misunderstand.
Draco : Please don't take it the wrong way.
Draco : I love you, and I love being near you.
Draco : It's just.. I never had a boyfriend before.
Draco : I don't know what to expect, what to do, and what to say.
Draco : I would love to meet your parents.
Draco : It's just the anxiety.
Draco : And I really do think Pansy's right, I'm afraid that they'll hate me.
Draco : I'm always afraid that they'd just... take one look at me think I'm not good for you.

Harry : they wouldnt
Harry : they dont draco
Harry : u're amazing
Harry : they already love u ngl
Harry : at least my mum
Harry : i texted moony and he said how happy she was for us
Harry : she really really would love to meet you

Draco : Ehm..

Harry : well
Harry : besides that.
Harry : u have a point
Harry : we dont have to talk about the winter solstice rn its still november
Harry : im sorry for stressing u

Draco : It's alright, my love.
Draco : You're just excited.
Draco : Frankly, I love your enthusiasm.
Draco : Even if its a little scary sometimes.

Harry : ;)
Harry : i scare u, malfoy?

Draco : Pff.
Draco : You wish, Potter.

Harry : hm
Harry : i wanna see u now
Harry : r u still with pansy?

Draco : No, she left when she figured I was texting you.
Draco : But I'm still studying in my dorm.

Harry : FUCK STUDYING
Harry : DO ME
Harry : i mean
Harry : uhh
Harry : pg12 version
Harry : cuddle and movies
Harry : i'll sneak in with my cloak <3

Draco : Oh my gods, no, do not.
Draco : Don't come here!

Harry : :(

 

5 minutes later

Draco : Omg.
Draco : What was that.
Draco : Harry!
Draco : Do not come here!

Harry : :)
Harry : wdym im not there :)

Draco : Harry!
Draco : Don't.

Harry : open the door dracooo
Harry : dracooo

Draco : Sweet Merlin, that almost gave me a heart attack.
Draco : That's coming straight out of a horror movie.

Harry : here's johnny!
Harry : HASDHASdhas

Draco : NOT FUNNY.
Draco : Stop that! I know Its you in the hallway

Harry : im the ghost of Christmas past 👻

Draco : For a ghost, you do a lame job at being dead.

Harry : hey
Harry : fine then im a zombie
Harry : coming back to life
Harry : for my one and true love

Draco : I'm dating a corpse.
Draco : How grotesque.

Harry : CORPSE BRIDEEE
Harry : EMILYYYY

Draco : Tim Burton?

Harry : lets watch it

Draco : We already have.

Harry : again
Harry : :3

Draco : No.
Draco : Harry??

Harry : that wasnr me

Draco : Sure...

Harry : i swear
Harry : it was ghost face

Draco : Get out of my fucking closet, Potter.

Harry : im not in there!
Harry : ghost face
Harry : also
Harry : hahaah
Harry : im in the closet

Draco : You just said you're in the closet.

Harry : oh crap
Harry : i mean
Harry : ghost face is in the closet
Harry : haahah

Draco : I will literally hit you, Potter.

Harry : :(
Harry : why have i downgraded from harry to potter

Draco : Because you've annoyed me.

Harry : ;-;

Draco : Are you going to get out now??

Harry : if u call me by my name
Harry : hsehesh
Harry : WAHT
Harry : DID U JUST

Draco : I don't know what you mean, Potter.

Harry : DID U JSUT
Harry : CAALL ME
Harry : DADAY??

Draco : You're hallucinating.
Draco : Why would I say that?

Harry : OMFFFG
Harry : im gonan make love to u now

Draco : No, you will not.

Harry : :(

 

*~

 

Today at 16:33 P.M, Draco Malfoy's phone

Diggory : hey
Diggory : oh
Diggory : so

Draco : What the fuck.
Draco : I thought I had blocked you.

Diggory : i did too haha omg

Draco : Shut up, Chang dumped you.
Draco : I don't think you have any right to speak.

Diggory : ok
Diggory : first of all; fucking rude
Diggory : and 2nd; I just wanted to check up on my fave slytherin
Diggory : no need for the attitude

Draco : I will hex your bollocks off.

Diggory : oi
Diggory : leave them out of this, they did nothing
Diggory : anyway

Draco : Also, I thought Blaise was your favourite Slytherin.
Draco : After all.
Draco : You two have more history then anyone could've imagined.

Diggory : ...
Diggory : fuck
Diggory : ofc u know
Diggory : okay
Diggory : it happened once and I swear I was high for most of it

Draco : Whatever you say, Diggory.

Diggory : ugh
Diggory : I just wanted to check up on you and Harry
Diggory : How's it going btw?
Diggory : u fellas gone far yet?

Draco : Ew, what the fuck.
Draco : None of your business.

Diggory : come oooonnn

Draco : Fuck off.

Diggory : is he with you rn?
Diggory : ooh tell him I said hi

Draco : He told you to suck a dick.
Draco : Preferably Blaise's.
Draco : 'Cause, apperantly, you like having that dick up yours.

Diggory : omfg
Diggory : ok no
Diggory : and
Diggory : only if Im given a shot of tequila

Draco : That's not as worth as you think it is.

Diggory : give me one margarita imma open my legs

Draco : Blocked.

Diggory : ok no no no Im sorry
Diggory : ajdsjasdas

Draco : What the fuck do you want, Diggory?

Diggory : I came

Draco : Ew.
Draco : Dude, no.
Draco : Eugh.

Diggory : LET ME FINISH

Draco : Gross, Diggory.
Draco : This is not the place nor the time.
Draco : Sweet Merlin.

Diggory : NO I MEAN MY SENTENCE
Diggory : I CAME TO APOLOGISE
Diggory : I want to apologise

Draco : Huh.
Draco : Well.
Draco : Let's hear it.

Diggory : Ok.
Diggory : First of all;
Diggory : Im sorry for giving u shit booze at Pansy's party

Draco : Hm.

Diggory : And im sorry for bailing on the party as well
Diggory : and for getting the cops involved

Draco : Wait.
Draco : What??

Diggory : oh
Diggory : i never told u that huh
Diggory : so uh
Diggory : that was me and a couple of friends streaking by the beach

Draco : That was you???
Draco : What the fuck???

Diggory : anyway
Diggory : and im sorry for giving you Harry's number on purpose
Diggory : even if it worked out in our favour

Draco : ...
Draco : You literally flat out told him I had a crush on him when you gave me his number.

Diggory : Ya
Diggory : and i wasnt wrong now was i?

Draco : ...
Draco : Okay, who the fuck even told you about that???

Diggory : wdym
Diggory : it was obvious u were in love with him since like idk fourth year
Diggory : I could tell
Diggory : u were always looking over at him in a trance when he was dancing with parvati

Draco : ...
Draco : Shut up

Diggory : aksdksdj

Draco : And.
Draco : Well, I don't forgive you.

Diggory : fair fair
Diggory : I already apologised to Harry but he blocked me straight afterwards so fair fair

Draco : Okay.
Draco : Goodbye.

Diggory : wait
Diggory : wait one more question

Draco : What.

Diggory : does Blaise still wear those cute fitted trousers of his
Diggory : that make his arse look sculpted?

Draco : Oh my fucking god.

Draco Malfoy Blocked This Contact.

 

Today at 16:48 P.M.

Chat Room: the6musketeers

Harry : guys guys
Harry : look look
Harry : look what cedric sent draco
Harry : *sent a picture*

Blaise : gasp
Blaise : oh my gods

Pansy : oh
Pansy : my
Pansy : gods
Pansy : indeed

Ron : BAHAHSA

Draco : Horndog.

Harry : literally

Blaise : omg
Blaise : should i
Blaise : omg
Blaise : should i text him????

Pansy : YES

Draco : No?

Ron : omg yes

Draco : ???
Draco : Ronald?

Ron : what?
Ron : dont lie to me, they would be a funny couple

Harry : bro
Harry : i cant even imagine—
Harry : puke

Blaise : homophobe

Harry : ah yes
Harry : me, harry james potter, a homophobe
Harry : i cant believe u've figured out my secret

Draco : Damn, Harry, why didn't you tell me you hated gays before sucking my dick?

Harry : my bad
Harry : i'll let u know next time i'll shove my hands down ur trousers ml <3

Blaise : BAHAHAH

Ron : fuk u guys
Ron : u guys ruined my fun

Pansy : oh lord
Pansy : we cant even have one normal sunday evening
Pansy : also I thought Draco blocked cedric ages ago

Blaise : When I stole his phone I unblocked him for fun

Draco : I fucking knew it.

Blaise : :)

Pansy : im starting to hate gay men
Pansy : anyway
Pansy : where is Mione
Pansy : i need her help with arithmancy bc draco was useless texting harry all the time
Pansy : RONALD
Pansy : where's ur hot gf

Ron : honestly
Ron : i have no clue

Harry : ???
Harry : ron

Ron : we fought
Ron : over lavender again

Harry : omfg
Harry : hermi's jealous era

Hermione : Shut the fuck up, Harry.

Pansy : OMG RON WHAT DID U DO

Harry : SHE SWORE
Harry : IS THIS MY END??? AM I GONNA DIE??
Harry : DRACO I DONT WANT TO LEAVE U A VIRGIN
Harry : CMERE BBYGIRL IMMA MAKE LOVE TO U QUICKLY

Draco : Omg.
Draco : I hate this man.
Draco : Hermione, let me help you kill him.

Hermione : Easy said!
Hermione : Throw Ron in the mix and we'll have a deal, Malfoy.

Draco : Definitely, Granger.

Ron : D:

Harry : D:

Pansy : psychotic hermione era is cool

Blaise : agreed
Blaise : u go queen
Blaise : slaughter them men

Pansy : we'll pretend to look the other way

 

*~

 

Today at 18:44 P.M, Harry Potter's phone

Chat Room: weRgryffins

Dean : can someone
Dean : tell Luna to stop posting about me and Seamus in the Great Vine
Dean : its getting annoying

Harry : no

Ron : lol no

Hermione : I'll try.

Lavender : No

Parvati : Nope

Ginny : No
Ginny : suffer the consequences thomas
Ginny : of liking dick

Dean : oh wow
Dean : u egotistical fucks
Dean : and homophobia

Ginny : im a lesbian

Dean : u liked harry

Ginny : it was a fucking phase
Ginny : when are people gonna let that go

Dean : never
Dean : suffer the consequences weasley

Ginny : stfu

Seamus : at least we get laid

Dean : Seamus...

Harry : pff

Ron : I mean
Ron : Harry would too if his bf wasnt so shy

Ginny : ron-

Parvati : BOYFRIEND?

Lavender : BF???

Ron : i mean
Ron : omg what
Ron : who said that
Ron : what
Ron : omfg ginny how dare u expose harry

Ginny : ME??
Ginny : Dont blame me for ur mistakes won-won

Lavender : Pff

Ron : STFU

Harry : oh im sorry i seem to have missed the part where it apparently it isnt sunday but actually 'expose-harry-day'
Harry : CAUSE WHAT THE FUCK RON
Harry : AJSDSADHjadjw

Ron : uhhhhhhhh
Ron : im drunk?

Parvati : that excuse doesnt work anymore

Ginny : ong

Dean : WAIT??
Dean : Haz has a bf????

Seamus : holy shit who
Seamus : wait...
Seamus : is it that guy u've been texting since the summer haz??

Harry : uhh
Harry : honestly suprised u remembered that Seamus

Seamus : fair
Seamus : im surprised i remembered that too

Neville : oh gods
Neville : this is like a rollercoaster of emotions when u know...

Seamus : NEVILLE KNOWS??

Lavender : OMG NEVILLE WHO IS IT??

Neville : I DONT KNOW
Neville : I DONT I REALLY DONT

Ginny : BAHASHASH
Ginny : just wait till the clan shows up

Harry : omfg
Harry : i cant anymore
Harry : i want all the weasleys in this chat to shut up

Fred : ohh hazzyyy

George : damn won-won
Geogre : way to go and exposing your best friend!

Hermione : I genuinely can't stand this anymore.

Fred : cheer up sis-in-law

Ginny : pls this girl's going to have a migraine with how much we're annoying her

Harry : IM THE VICTIM HERE
Harry : HELLOO

Ginny : oh shut up Harry
Ginny : nobody cares that u have a super secret bf

Harry : ginny
Harry : respectively
Harry : as u used to have a crush on me

Fred : oooh

Harry : shut up

Ginny : WHY CANT PEOPLE LET THAT GO
Ginny : OMFG

Harry : i can be rude too bitch

Ginny : istg im going to make quidditch practice extra hard for u

Harry : u cant do that im the fucking captain
Harry : dumbarse

Ginny : fucking watch me Potter

Dean : woah

Lavender : Im confused
Lavender : are we allowed to ask about Harry's boyfriend?

Harry : NO

Ginny : yes
Ginny : bc Ron's apparently going to be spilling all the secrets

Ron : omfg no

Parvati : omg!!! who is it???

Ron : I AM NOT GOING TO RISK MY LIFE

Harry : u know ur worth ronAld
Harry : dont u fucking dare

Ginny : fine if Ron's going to be a pussy i might as well do it

Harry : DONT U FUCKING DARE
Harry : GINERVA MOLLY WEASLEY
Harry : STOP TYPING THIS INSTANT

Dean : omg omg omg omg

Seamus : Y'ALL SHUT UP I WANNA HEAR

Parvati : this is a chatroom u cant hear shit seamus

Ginny : Harry's secretly shagging Cedric and thats why Cho and him broke up ;)

Harry : thats genuinely worse than what i actually expected
Harry : holy shit
Harry : my heart was about to stop
Harry : what the fuck ginny
Harry : someones actually gonna believe that omfg

Ginny : I already convinced Luna to make a post about it in the GV
Ginny : she's working on the fine print
Ginny : haaha

Harry : NOOOO
Harry : I HATE THE WEASLEYS
Harry : I HOPE U ALL DIE

Fred : damn

George : go sis
George : Torment your childhood crush

Ginny : OMFG STOP

Ron : lMFAO

 

 

Today at 19:33 P.M.

Harry : hey
Harry : i miss u

Draco : Harry.
Draco : You're in my dorm.
Draco : I am literally just in the bathroom, what the fuck is with you.

Harry : im wearing ur jumper

Draco : The one with the dragon?

Harry : yesh
Harry : with the pretty dragon ;)

Draco : Burn it.

Harry : hey no
Harry : :(

Draco : Harry.

Harry : draco

Draco : Sigh.

Harry : lets watch the nightmare before christmas
Harry : i wanna see some skelly
Harry : and some songs

Draco : You and your Tim Burton hyperfixation.

Harry : pls
Harry : pls
Harry : pls
Harry : pls

Draco : Sigh.
Draco : Summon Dobby, he'll make us some popcorn.

Harry : YES

Draco : I can't promise that my roommates will be okay with you spending the night again.

Harry : theodore nott can suck a dick

Draco : ... I was talking about Greg and Vince, but okay, Jealous Potter.

Harry : >:(
Harry : come back

Draco : Let me fucking wash my hands you clingy bastard.
Draco : Sigh.

Harry : ksadjkasdj

 

 

Today at 19:44 P.M.

Chat Room: the6musketeers

Ron : wheres Harry
Ron : hermione's murdering me

Hermione : Studying isn't murder.

Ron : if you hit the book hard against my head it will be

Hermione : Sigh.

Draco : He's with me.

Harry : and busy
Harry : so FUKC OFF

Draco : Moody bastard.

Harry : shut up or i'll throw ur phone across the room

Draco : Fucking rude today, aren't you?

Pansy : sweet salazar
Pansy : i've never seen rude Harry before this is fun
Pansy : Ron, rile him up more often
Pansy : its fun as fuck

Ron : not for me it isnt
Ron : he's prolly going to drill me during practices next wednesday...

Harry : oh i so fucking will ronald
Harry : count ur nights

Ron : damnit

Blaise : can someone drag him out of here
Blaise : its a sunday and I need my beauty sleep

Harry : stfu
Harry : me and draco heard how you were calling cedric u slutty cunt

Blaise : woah
Blaise : actually pans, I see what u mean

Ron : omfg

Pansy : CALLING CEDRIC???

Blaise : research purposes
Blaise : yk

Pansy : WHAT RESEARCH

Harry : prolly how to be a dick

Blaise : or how to suck dick
Blaise : which he's fantastic at
Blaise : yessir

Ron : IDIDNTWANTTOKNOW

Pansy : sweet merlin's saggy tits blaise waht
Pansy : why r u so obssessed with cedric all of the sudden??

Blaise : I am NOT??? im just getting to know the single lad

Harry : yeah right

Ron : they're prolly sexting rn

Pansy : omg pls no

Blaise : its Ron's exposing day huh
Blaise : he's very psychic today

Ron : WHAT
Ron : ARE U RELLY??

Blaise : ya

Ron : OMFG

Harry : disgusting.
Harry : im going to kill him

Draco : If you get out of this bed I will literally throw you out of the dorm, Harry.

Harry : nvm

Pansy : WHAT THE FUCK
Pansy : IM COMING OVER

Draco : You are so fucking not coming here.
Draco : Pansy, I swear to merlin, I can't handle fucking attutide Potter rn and I will not handle Gossip Parkinson either or so help me, I will break the window and drown us all.

Harry : yeah bitch its movie night
Harry : go suck ur gf's cunt

Pansy : ofmg

Draco : Eat your fucking poptarts, you degenerate.
Draco : Or so I swear, Potter, I will make you fucking sleep outside in the hallway.

Harry : yessir

Pansy : yk what I dONT want to see that
Pansy : instead
Pansy : i'll sext my gf
Pansy : like lovely attitude potter has offered me

Blaise : yay for all

Hermione : I am so done with you all.

 

 

Today, 17th November at 02:22 A.M.

Dad : So
Dad : Bambi
Dad : Me and ur mum talked

Harry : if its about my bf im going to have to decline anything and everything

Dad : Ok, first of all; It's 2 AM why are you even up?

Harry : why r u texting ur son at 2 AM???

Dad : I didnt think you would reply this quick???
Dad : and why did u answer like u were going to be interrogated in court and u're pleading for not guilty

Harry : bc i have sirius black as my godfather
Harry : and if he was forced to court
Harry : he'd plead like that

Dad : Fair
Dad : he'd lose the case
Dad : Also, its a Monday, bambi

Harry : ok, and??

Dad : Are you even in your dorm?

Harry : ehm
Harry : yes???

Dad : Ginny texted me
Dad : So you just lied to my face

Harry : what??
Harry : when did she text u??

Dad : around 10 pm
Dad : She told me that Ron told her that you decided to sleep in your bf's dormitory instead

Harry : i genuinely hate the weasleys dad

Dad : Hmm they're the best sidekicks arent they
Dad : u chose them well bambi

Harry : ugh

Dad : Back to the topic
Dad : Me and your Mum talked

Harry : great, communication is always good in a relationship
Harry : yk to a healthy relationship

Dad : Don't get smart with me, bambi
Dad : Anyway
Dad : Draco
Dad : How is he?

Harry : omggg no

Dad : Oh come on
Dad : he's my son's boyfriend
Dad : I need to know something about him

Harry : he's gorgeous and talented and nice and its frankly none of your business
Harry : goodnight

Dad : Aw you think he's nice

Harry : thats what u picked on???

Dad : I remember the days you told me you loathed him
Dad : or how big of a prick he was

Harry : i was very clearly wrong
Harry : he's the greatest person i know
Harry : and loveliest
Harry : and sweetest
Harry : and im gonna stop

Dad : Hmmm
Dad : The Potter curse

Harry : waht

Dad : Ofc I  always liked ur Mum but she was quite mean to me in our youth
Dad : so even sometimes I had conflicted thoughts about her
Dad : yk, the thoughts of 'ahh this girls so fucking annoying but why is she kinda pretty when she's mad at me?'
Dad : All Im saying is that I understand what u're going thru

Harry : enough
Harry : that is enough dad
Harry : also im gonna tell ur wife u said that

Dad : she already knows

Harry : >:(
Harry : im not going to talk about draco with you

Dad : At least not now
Dad : you'll eventually
Dad : Moony told us how much you love talking about him

Harry : moony needs to learn how to keep his mouth shut for gods sake
Harry : ugh
Harry : just goodnight dad

Dad : I genuinely am happy for you, bambi
Dad : If even Moony is speaking fondly of Lucius Malfoy's son, than I'll say he's good for you

Harry : moony speaks fondly of draco???

Dad : should I have said that?

Harry : omggg
Harry : draco's blushing hahah

Dad : you're both awake??
Dad : at 2 AM??

Harry : we're not doing anything
Harry : just cuddling

Dad : aw
Dad : adorbs
Dad : tell him he's invited for winter hols

Harry : he knows

Dad : good

Harry : goodnight dad

Dad : Goodnight Bambi

Chapter 16: Friday, 21st November

Notes:

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hey.

so like. idk if anyone actually cares about this crap.

but here we are :)

Today at 6:22 A.M, Draco Malfoy's Phone

Chat Room: SlytherWhores

Pansy : heey boyss
Pansy : can we like
Pansy : idk just hang out again
Pansy : just the three of us
Pansy : we've been hanging with the golden trio since draco's gotten together with harry
Pansy : i miss my annoying boys
Pansy : MY CHILDREEEN

Blaise : sop

Pansy : shut up
Pansy : u have no permission to speak
Pansy : u're meeting Cedric motherfuckin Diggory for the weekend

Draco : He.
Draco : Is.
Draco : What.
Draco : Now?

Blaise : ughughugh
Blaise : I hadn't told Draco yet but thanks for doing it for me pans

Pansy : u're welcome <33

Draco : Excuse me. What?
Draco : When has Diggory become exclusive with Blaise?

Pansy : since they've been flirting ig
Pansy : so last week

Draco : Ew.
Draco : That's just.
Draco : Ew.

Blaise : he's hot and a dick will do what a dick will do

Pansy : yknow what they say
Pansy : u are what u eat

Blaise : 😝

Draco : I genuinely want to push you both off a very high cliff.

Pansy : rude
Pansy : u'd be nowhere without us

Blaise : and he for suuure as hell wouldnt have gotten together with harry james potter if it wasnt for us

Pansy : YES

Draco : Oh, shut up!

Blaise : no

Pansy : no

Blaise : kiss our feet
Blaise : we gave u a hot bf
Blaise : very fit and very eager to please u bf

Pansy : yes
Pansy : be fucking grateful

Draco : Just shut up, would you?

Pasny : no

Blaise : No

 

 

Today at 7:23 A.M.

Luna : do not check the newspaper
Luna : I repeat, do not check the newspaper!

Draco : Omg.
Draco : What...

Luna : I just told you not to!

Draco : You mean the newspapers exposing my Father, Lucius Malfoy, to be cheating on my mother, those newspapers who are currently flying around like fucking crazy?
Draco : Those newspapers??

Luna : I wanted to distract you from the potential pain

Draco : Nothing I don't already know about, Luna.

Luna : :(
Luna : but it stills sucks as now everyone knows about it
Luna : knowing yourself and everyone knowing is something different
Luna : now ppl will give u awful attention :(
Luna : its ok if u feel like screamin
Luna : i would be too

Draco : Sigh. You know me too well.

Luna : :)
Luna : lets take a walk, Im sure Professor Snape and Lupin would allow us to miss our Potions and DADA lessons for this morning

Draco : Sigh. That does sound nice.
Draco : And I'm surprised Severus likes you almost as much as he likes me.

Luna : Right?
Luna : I'll bring a picnic basket :)
Luna : Hot chocolate with marshmellows and some warm pie
Luna : Dobby always makes the sweetest ones

Draco : Gods, I love you.

Luna : ilyt!!! <3

Draco : <3.

 

 

Today at 9:23 A.M.

Harry : baby
Harry : u missed our double DADA this morning

Draco : After that fiasco in the Great Hall? No thanks.

Harry : couldve asked me to come with at least :c

Draco : Clingy.
Draco : Also, Luna beat you to it.

Harry : dammit
Harry : those dam blondes

Draco : Excuse me?

Harry : jk lol
Harry : ok whatever
Harry : do u wanna hang out after classes?

Draco : I already promised Pansy I would hang out with her and Blaise, because she apparently misses our time together.

Harry : oh
Harry : ok
Harry : well have fun then <3

Draco : Yeah.
Draco : ...
Draco : Are you okay with that?

Harry : yeah ofc

Draco : ...
Draco : Sigh.
Draco : You're not.

Harry : i am!
Harry : u wanna hang out with ur friends
Harry : thats ok
Harry : u do that love

Draco : ...
Draco : I'll call you when Pansy and Blaise leave, I promise.

Harry : alr :)
Harry : ilysm

Draco : Say the whole thing, if you want me to say it back.

Harry : i love u so much

Draco : I love you, too.

 

 

Today at 12:55 A.M.

Mother : Dear.

Draco : Mother.

Mother : Good morning.
Mother : How is your day going?

Draco : Good morning.
Draco : As great as can be.

Mother : Wonderful.
Mother : Have you read the Prophet?

Draco : Yes, well...
Draco : I wanted to check up on you on that.

Mother : Oh, dear, I'm alright.
Mother : I saw it coming from miles away.
Mother : In fact, I am currently discussing things with a Lawyer.
Mother : Your father and I are getting a divorce.
Mother : It's messy right now, but we're working on doing it as fast as possible without much attention.
Mother : By the time the Prophet hears about it, the law will be through and I will go back to being Narcissa Black.

Draco : Woah.
Draco : Really?
Draco : That quick?
Draco : I genuinely didn't expect that.

Mother : Your father is highly embarrassed, obviously, as he should, but yes, as quick as possible.
Mother : I'm gaining custody of you, obviously, but your father is demanding visitation rights.

Draco : No.

Mother : That's what I told him.

Draco : Thank god.

Mother : On a happier note; As soon as Yule Break starts, we'll head over to your Aunt.
Mother : If your father ever so shows his face on that platform, I will not hesitate to hex him.

Draco : I love you.

Mother : I love you too, son.
Mother : Now.
Mother : About your boyfriend.

Draco : What.
Draco : Harry?
Draco : What about him?

Mother : Invite him for Yuletide.

Draco : No.

Mother : Why not? I want to meet him.

Draco : But.
Draco : But he'll be staying with his family.

Mother : Then we'll go to them, I'm sure the Potter's would be fine with that.
Mother : On that note, they celebrate Yule with Sirius Lupin, do they not?
Mother : I have been meaning to get in contact with him.

Draco : Mother.

Mother : Draco.

Draco : I.
Draco : What if he doesn't want to?

Mother : Couldn't be.
Mother : You told me he wanted to meet me.
Mother : How excited he is.

Draco : What if he changed his mind?

Mother : Luna told me he would be thrilled to spend Yule with us.
Mother : So, please, stop wondering about the 'What-If's.

Draco : She's a traitor, that one.

Mother : I swear, if she wasn't a Ravenclaw, she would've been a Slytherin.
Mother : Exactly like her mother was.

Draco : Sometimes I wish she was.
Draco : Other times I'm glad she isn't, because she and Pansy would be chaos together in the same house.

Mother : Fair point.
Mother : Those two get along so well.

Draco : Are you being serious, though, Mother?

Mother : About the Yule Banquet? Yes, I very much am.

Draco : I.
Draco : Okay.

Mother : Great.
Mother : Another question.
Mother : Would you like to have your name changed?

Draco : What?

Mother : Draco Malfoy or Draco Black?
Mother : We can do this now or later, it doesn't matter, dear.
Mother : It'll be fine if you want to keep your father's name, too.
Mother : Might even be more fun to keep his name when you go public with Harry.

Draco : Oh.
Draco : My.
Draco : Gods.
Draco : I see why you're a Slytherin now.

Mother : Of course, dear.
Mother : Think of it, alright?
Mother : No need to stress your little head about it till the laws passed through us.

Draco : Alright, mother.

Mother : Have a lovely day, my son.

Draco : You, too, Mother.

 

 

Today at 14:33 P.M.

Chat Room: the6musketeers

Draco : So.
Draco : Funny thing.
Draco : I'm afraid that the topic of the Yule Banquet Luna brought up is indeed taking place.

Harry : YAY OMG RLLY???

Draco : She told my mother, and, well, I can't really say no to her.

Pansy : BAHSDHSADHAS
Pansy : OMG I LOVE LUNA
Pansy : mama malfoy approvesss

Blaise : common luna w

Ron : lmao

Harry : OMG IM SO EXCITEd
Harry : WAIT WHERE ARE WE GONNA HAVE THE BANQUET??

Draco : Harry, calm down.

Harry : IS IT MY PLACE OR URS?
Harry : well it'd be weird in malfoy manor but

Draco : Even better.
Draco : I will not return to Malfoy Manor at all.

Harry : WHAT

Pansy : huh

Blaise : wait what

Draco : My Mother's getting a divorce.

Pansy : OMFG QUEEN

Blaise : WHAT

Harry : OMG

Hermione : Should we be happy?

Draco : Thrilled.

Ron : damn good for u bro

Harry : DRAY WHERE R U
Harry : I WANNA HUG U

Draco : RoR.
Draco : Only here for a few minutes, so make it worthwhile, Potter.

Harry : BRB
Harry : OMW DRAGON

Pansy : omg noo but dray we had so many cool memories in that old weird mansion

Draco : Who cares?
Draco : We had many memories in the fancy Mansion we have in France as well. We'll just buy another one and make even better memories.

Pansy : damn bro poetic

Blaise : frfr
Blaise : we better throw some awesome parties with the new mansion u're def getting with ur mums divorce money

Pansy : and child support

Draco : Obviously.

Pansy : WOOOh!!! HAPPY FOR U DRAY

Hermione : Jokes aside, are you happy, Draco?

Draco : Positively excited, not going to lie.
Draco : No more listening to old man Lucius.
Draco : What makes it better, my mother will go back to Narcissa Black.

Pansy : YESSS
Pansy : LUCIUS CAN KISS MY ASS

Blaise : this calls for a celebration
Blaise : get the wine guys

Hermione : No Alcohol!
Hermione : We still have school right now!

Blaise : awh man

Pansy : yes alcohol

Hermione : Pansy, no!

Ron : pansy yes

Pansy : See? Ron gets it

Hermione : Ron!

Ron : sorry?
Ron : but hey
Ron : a celebration is a celebration

 

 

Today at 16:22 P.M.

Draco : *sent a picture*
Draco : Excuse me.
Draco : But.
Draco : You're shagging who now??

Harry : omfg not again
Harry : im gonna cry

Draco : ???

Harry : ok
Harry : so basically
Harry : ron accidentally slipped out that i have a bf in the gryffindor gc
Harry : and ginny played along and told everyone im shagging cedric diggory

Draco : Why on earth is Luna making posts about it on the Great Vine???

Harry : well
Harry : idk about that
Harry : maybe shes like idk tryin to get the gossip to talk about me instead of u
Harry : yk idk
Harry : maybe
Harry : trying to yk
Harry : distract everyone

Draco : Oh my gods, you asked her to publish that post.

Harry : what?? nooo
Harry : why would i??
Harry : smhh

Draco : To distract everyone from my father's infidelity?
Draco : Oh, you sweetheart.
Draco : I can't believe this.

Harry : i did not!! she blackmailed me!!
Harry : forced me oblige!!
Harry : completely out of my control!!

Draco : Pff.

Harry : ok but what if i did
Harry : what r u gonna do about it
Harry : hmmm??

Draco : Oh, well, I don't know.
Draco : Probably drop to my knees and show you how thankful I am.
Draco : Give all my attention to you.

Harry : OFMg
Harry : UH
Harry : DIDNT U SAY U WANTED TO SPEND THE DAY WITH BLAISE AND PANSY
Harry : AJKDSAJSd

Draco : Damn it.
Draco : Forgot about that.

Harry : wait fuck why did i mention it

Draco : Your loss.

Harry : NOOO COME BACK
Harry : PLEASE PLEASE PRETTY PLEASE

Draco : Too late.

Harry : NOOOOOO
Harry : COME BAAACK

 

 

Today at 20:22 P.M.

Severus : Next time I catch you with Potter, it will be more than 20 points off.

Draco : Sir.
Draco : With all due respect and the admiration I carried since 1st year.
Draco : Rude.

Severus : Sigh.

Draco : And we weren't even doing anything, we were just talking.
Draco : Smh.

Severus : ... Talking?
Severus : In a broom cupboard?
Severus : With your robes on the floor?
Severus : With your shirts open?
Severus : With Potter's hands around your waist?
Severus : With your neck covered in bruises?

Draco : Okay, okay, I see your point.
Draco : But we were talking
Draco : Completely intimately.
Draco : Nothing wrong with that.

Severus : You're getting careless with him.

Draco : I'm living young.
Draco : Is that a crime now?
Draco : Didn't you tell me to do that?
Draco : To enjoy my youth instead of locking myself in your classroom and practising potions?

Severus : That was when you were 11 and you refused to stray away from me within twelve feet from me.
Severus : Salazar, I'm surprised you even remembered me telling you that.

Draco : Okay, fair enough, I was a clingy kid.

Severus : Just don't let me catch you again.

Draco : You got it, Sir.

Severus : ... And keep Potter's hands off your trousers.

Draco : This is intruding in a territory that I am too afraid to approach with you, sir.

Severus : Fair enough.
Severus : I'm going to give him detention if I find you two like that again.

Draco : You won't, sir!

 

 

Today at 23:53 P.M.

Harry : hey
Harry : ik u're probably busy but
Harry : can i ask about the banquet

Draco : Sure, my love.
Draco : I'm just getting ready for bed.

Harry : ok
Harry : like
Harry : has ur mother decided where to have it??
Harry : and who all is invited???

Draco : Those things I have to ask her, I suppose.
Draco : I'm guessing she's going to plan on reconnecting with all the people she wasn't allowed to when she was together with Lucius.

Harry : and ok now im kinda nervous
Harry : gfuugfhgfhug

Draco : ... It's the 21st of November, sweetheart, we have time to let that remain in the back of our heads for now.

Harry : fair

Draco : I'm guessing that didn't really ease your anxiety, though.

Harry : it didnt
Harry : u know me too well
Harry : anyway
Harry : ur mums scary

Draco : I know she is.
Draco : She's my mother after all.

Harry : but like im really excited to talk to her too
Harry : idk
Harry : should i bring her flowers??
Harry : do i have to kiss her hand??
Harry : asjdsdsajda

Draco : Omg. That's adorable. No.
Draco : It's okay, Harry, she's not going to judge you like that.
Draco : She's literally related to Sirius Lupin.

Harry : OMG
Harry : i should ask sirius
Harry : should he come as well???
Harry : should andromeda as well??
Harry : OMG
Harry : that would be cool tho right
Harry : and maybe even regulus???
Harry : i heard he and ur mum were very close when younger

Draco : They were.
Draco : He was like the younger brother she never had. She took care of him when Sirius couldn't.

Harry : thats adorbs
Harry : im SO inviting him over

Draco : You have his number?

Harry : ofc
Harry : i ask him tips about dressing right sometimes

Draco : .... You ask Regulus Black for fashion tips?

Harry : u actually think im going to ask my dad?

Draco : Pff.
Draco : Cruial to your own father.

Harry : lol
Harry : hey i love the guy
Harry : but he's a disaster when it comes to clothes
Harry : and reggie is more calm to talk to
Harry : he really reminds me of you
Harry : with the way u guys talk and think
Harry : what u guys like and stuff
Harry : do u have his number?

Draco : I do. But we rarely talk.
Draco : He only visits a couple times a month during School Breaks.
Draco : He was the only one Lucius liked from my mother's family.

Harry : perfect
Harry : so he's definitely coming to the yule banquet

Draco : Sure, whatever you say, love.

Harry : im not even nervous now
Harry : im just excited having everyone around!!!
Harry : thats a huge development for me i think

Draco : It is?
Draco : Can I ask why, love?

Harry : ofc
Harry : i used to suffer from claustrophobia
Harry : and with big crowds of ppl it usually was triggered

Draco : I'm sorry you went through that, love.
Draco : You never seemed claustrophobic at Hogwarts.

Harry : bc i went to therapy for that
Harry : my muggle cousin, dudley, he used to lock me in small places growing up.
Harry : one time, my mum and dad dropped me off at my muggle relatives bc i told them i wanted to get closer to dudley
Harry : i was like
Harry : very very young at the time
Harry : maybe 4 or smth i dont really remember
Harry : i was freshly experiencing magical accidents and my parents were so proud
Harry : but i was a lonely kid
Harry : when i couldnt hang out with ron i was always on my own
Harry : so when i heard i had a cousin
Harry : well i was excited
Harry : i thought we could become friends.
Harry : and he was nice, yknow?
Harry : sharing his toys and talking to me normally
Harry : and then his parents went to some stupid dinner with friends of theirs
Harry : and they left dudley and me alone in their home
Harry : bc they trusted him whole heartedly somehow
Harry : i didnt realise that back then
Harry : but that was negligence
Harry : he was spoiled rotten with all the best toys a muggle kid could want
Harry : and yet
Harry : he was neglected
Harry : i showed him magic
Harry : easy magic
Harry : and he felt worthless seeing me perfom
Harry : being loved by my parents with just that
Harry : their love and not toys
Harry : i was spoiled with something he wanted
Harry : i didnt know this back then
Harry : and i dont want it to sound like i understand why he did what he did
Harry : cuase i dont
Harry : being jealous is no reason to hurt me, is it?
Harry : as soon as his parents were gone, he pushed me inside the cupboard under the stairs

Draco : Oh my god.

Harry : ofc, at first i thought it was a game
Harry : hide n seek he told me
Harry : till i started coughing
Harry : it was getting hard to breathe
Harry : and i started banging on the door
Harry : i couldnt see as well
Harry : he took my glasses
Harry : and everything felt like a fever dream
Harry : everything i saw inside the dark cupboard
Harry : i imagined large spiders and snakes crawling everywhere
Harry : i was terrified
Harry : but he laughed and kept me there till his parents came home.
Harry : and ofc they took his side
Harry : cause he told them i used my magic and hurt him
Harry : they called my parents, and they fought for a while
Harry : but i apologised to dudley anyway
Harry : cause he was my cousin, and he was the only one i had
Harry : i wanted to be friends with him, yknow?
Harry : i convinced my parents that i played a prank on dudley using my magic and locked myself in the cupboard by accident and that dudley was trying to get me out
Harry : and it kept happening
Harry : everytime his parents would go out, he'd lock me in there
Harry : when we'd go out
Harry : when we'd go far away from his parents
Harry : he'd change within a hearbeat
Harry : call me a brat
Harry : a freak
Harry : sometimes he'd call his friends and they'd all call me freak
Harry : throwing rocks at me and i'd pretend i fell down
Harry : i was very skinny as a kid
Harry : no matter how much my parents fed me
Harry : i was weak
Harry : i obeyed easily
Harry : and dudley found that fun

Draco : Oh, Harry.

Harry : thats why i sometimes have wheezing fits
Harry : why hermi gets worried when i cough too much
Harry : she carries many water bottles now with her bc of me
Harry : or why ron always holds onto me when we're in a crowd
Harry : why he always makes sure im following him
Harry : why i'm always clinging onto you when we're in a cupboard together

Draco : Sweetheart.

Harry : cupboards are fine now obviously
Harry : you dont have to worry about that
Harry : i can handle that now
Harry : it just gets a little suffocating sometimes, yknow?

Draco : You didn't have to go through that, darling.
Draco : My love.
Draco : I'm sorry that happened to you.

Harry : its okay

Draco : How long did it last?
Draco : The cupboard under the stairs thing?

Harry : till i turned 11
Harry : on my birthday
Harry : i had a panic attack when my parents invited everyone i ever knew that afternoon after me sirius and remus came back home from diagon alley
Harry : where we first met dragon
Harry : haha
Harry : the highlight of the day
Harry : when we got home
Harry : there were so many tall people
Harry : and i was just
Harry : looking at all of them
Harry : staring at me with wide eyes
Harry : congratulating me
Harry : and i was
Harry : and i kind of just
Harry : couldnt breathe
Harry : and then i was alone in my bedroom under my bed
Harry : and regulus came in
Harry : and i told him everything
Harry : about dudley, about the coughing, the cupboard under the stairs
Harry : about the rock throwing, about the mistreatment
Harry : about my over reactive imagination.
Harry : over my fears, really
Harry : and he listened
Harry : he just listened and nodded
Harry : and he understood
Harry : and he hugged me
Harry : and told me everything would be okay
Harry : i was in my room for the rest of the day
Harry : reggie explained everything to my parents and everybody left
Harry : my mum and dad brought the cake up to my room and we ate there
Harry : sirius, remus and regulus were all there as well
Harry : its one of my most fondest memories to this day
Harry : sometimes i call him now and again when i feel like panicking

Draco : He just knows what to do.

Harry : yeah
Harry : ehm yeah
Harry : how do you know?
Harry : dragon?

Draco : I also had panic attacks a couple of times when I was young.
Draco : I didn't go to Therapy though, unlike you.
Draco : I wasn't allowed.
Draco : And I didn't have them when I was as extremely young as you were.
Draco : I only had Regulus and my Mother for help.

Harry : was it bc of your father?

Draco : Yes.
Draco : Gave me the biggest anxiety growing up.
Draco : All that pressure of a Pureblood Politican.
Draco : What I was forced to say, what I was forced to believe in, what I convinced myself was right.
Draco : It fucked me up so badly.
Draco : I don't care now.
Draco : Obviously.
Draco : But sometimes.

Harry : you just remember and it hurts?

Draco : Yeah.

Harry : draco i love you

Draco : Pff. I love you, too.

Harry : can i call you?

Draco : Of course, my love.

Harry : <3

Notes:

surprisingly short, ngl, and uhh, any grammar mistake was on purpose.

Chapter 17: 26th November - 2nd December

Notes:

guys guys guys guys guysss this is my most prized chapter ever ngl i had fun making this and- oh, hey! ya, so apperantly i only like to work on my fanfics when im in the mood for them, so i did a revamping from the first to this chapter!!! all the chapters are loosely the same, but maybe with a little more thrilling plot this time. i definitely had a ton of fun changing a few things, tweaking a couple of conversations and turning them to longer ones or shorter ones! and the revamping equalized to 89k words. im shooketh. but proud. very proud. anyway. have fun with this one!

Today, 26th November at 4:23 A.M., Draco Malfoy's Phone

Draco : Why.
Draco : The fuck.
Draco : Did you call me at four A.M. in the morning??

Nymphadora : why did u hang up??

Draco : Because. It's. Four. In. The. Morning.

Nymphadora : oh so it wasnt the random moaning and grunting next to u
Nymphadora : sure draco
Nymphadora : suure

Draco : OMG NO.

Nymphadora : was that ur bf

Draco : No?? How would you know if I have a boyfriend??

Nymphadora : ur mum and my mum

Draco : SHE TOLD YOUR MOTHER???

Nymphadora : lol nah thx for letting me kno u have a bf tho

Draco : …
Draco : I hate you.

Nymphadora : love u 2 cuz <3

Draco : I don't have a boyfriend.

Nymphadora : ofc sure i believe ya

Draco : Go die.

Nymphadora : rude
Nymphadora : im not going to give u that expensive wine i gave u last year for xmas this year

Draco : That's fine, because I already bought myself one.

Nymphadora : im going 2 throw it out

Draco : Like Hell you will.

Nymphadora : its a skool nite
Nymphadora : go 2 bed

Draco : Says you.
Draco : Don't you have Auror training?
Draco : Piss off.
Draco : And since when do you care?

Nymphadora : since uh ever
Nymphadora : since im ur fav cousin

Draco : Uhh..

Nymphadora : wow
Nymphadora : imma ignore that
Nymphadora : anyway
Nymphadora : tell me more about ur bf

Draco : No.
Draco : Goodnight.

Nymphadora : no come back
Nymphadora : i wanna kno about him
Nymphadora : is he also a slytherin like u
Nymphadora : or
Nymphadora : oh oh!
Nymphadora : forbidden love
Nymphadora : a gryffindor???

Draco : Suck a dick.

Nymphadora : thy foul language is disgusting

Draco : Go die.

Nymphadora : damn u need to stop hanging out with me fr

Draco : Glad we finally came to an agreement.
Draco : Goodbye.

Nymphadora : no
Nymphadora : give me SOMETHINg
Nymphadora : anything

Draco : It's Harry Potter.

Nymphadora : hahaa good one
Nymphadora : lol
Nymphadora : anyway
Nymphadora : ?
Nymphadora : draco?
Nymphadora : blud where did u go
Nymphadora : hey

 

10 minutes later

 

Nymphadora : OMG IT IS HARRY

Draco : Now you hung up for no reason.

Nymphadora : I WAS
Nymphadora : ahem
Nymphadora : i wasnt expecting that to be the truth
Nymphadora : i woke up my dad thats why
Nymphadora : I DIDNT EXPECT TO SEE HIM APPEAR OUT OF NOWHERE IN UR BED
Nymphadora : I WAS JOkING ABOUT HIM BEING THERE BASHAHAS

Draco : And I wasn't.

Nymphadora : why is he in slytherin dormitory?? he's not allowed???

Draco : Ok?
Draco : When has that stopped anyone?

Nymphadroa : fair
Nymphadora : i snuck into too many ravenclaw's beds

Draco : Woah.
Draco : Dora.
Draco : With Ravenclaws, huh?

Nymphadora : ya and i also had lots of flings with slytherins
Nymphadora : but never ever lasting ones smh
Nymphadora : anyway
Nymphadora : at some point i tried to date charlie weasley

Draco : What.

Nymphadora : but turns out he has a gf so

Draco : What.
Draco : He does???

Nymphadora : mhm
Nymphadora : not sure if they're still together ngl
Nymphadora : that was years ago
Nymphadora : ahh memories

Draco : I.
Draco : Am so done with you.
Draco : Goodnight.

Nymphadora : kasdkadsja
Nymphadora : goodnight lovely cousin of mine
Nymphadora : cant wait to see ur face for winter hols!

Draco : I might just not show up.

Nymphadora : lies

 

 

Today at 14:22 P.M.

Luna : dora's been spamming me to take pics of u and harry :/
Luna : so she knows
Luna : and u didn't think of telling me :/

Draco : Sorry?

Luna : smh
Luna : we're no longer friends

Draco : Luna.
Draco : Dear.
Draco : How can I ever make it up to you?

Luna : Hmmm
Luna : Hogsmeade
Luna : This weekend
Luna : or im exposing ur arse in the great vine

Draco : Wow.
Draco : Dangerous thing, you are.
Draco : You got yourself a deal, missy.

Luna : YAY
Luna : lvoe uuu

Draco : Love you, too.

 

 

Today at 16:31 P.M.

Harry : woah
Harry : excose me
Harry : but i may have gone blind
Harry : from ur gorgeousness

Draco : Such a sweet talker.

Harry : let me suck u off

Draco : Aaand you ruined it.

Harry : AJDKSAJSdk
Harry : i did no such thing
Harry : LOL

Draco : Sure.

Harry : sure to the sucking u off part

Draco : No.

Harry : aw man
Harry : :((((
Harry : :(((
Harry : :CCCC
Harry : im gonna start cryin
Harry : :CCC

Draco : Ok.
Draco : Save your tears, babe, they might come in handy for a ritual Pansy's purposing.

Harry : :CCCCC
Harry : UR SO MEAN

Draco : Ok.

Harry : :CCCC
Harry : >:CCC

Draco : You're so cute.

Harry : AM NOT

Draco : Are, too.

Harry : STFU

Draco : I see you pouting.
Draco : So cute.

Harry : SHUT UTPTPSDFI
Harry : FJHGRGRHJGR
Harry : GRRRR

Draco : You adorable little thing.

Harry : i WILL come over and MAKE U REGRET THAT MALFOY

Draco : Oohh, a threat or a promise?

Harry : lil bit of both
Harry : rawr

Draco : Pff.

 

 

Today at 16:38 P.M.

Chat Room: the6musketeers

Pansy : this is
Pansy : possibly
Pansy : the worst
Pansy : study date
Pansy : i've ever been to

Hermione : What makes you say that?

Pansy : draco and harry are just sexting
Pansy : the entire fucking time
Pansy : and giggling like fucking 1st years
Pansy : looking at each other with heart eyes
Pansy : im going to chuck both of their phones away
Pansy : and drown them in the black lake

Blaise : yas girl
Blaise : commit double homicide!

Ron : homo-icide

Blaise : yaass!!

Harry : homophobia at its finest

Pansy : u do make me homophobic

Harry : wow
Harry : admitting it so loud and clear
Harry : im having u cancelled Pansy

Pansy : u try that harold

Hermione : Can we go back to studying?

Ron : mione
Ron : u were the only one actually studying
Ron : like pansy said
Ron : harry & draco have been sexting the entire hour

Harry : well hey
Harry : sexting isnt the only thing we've been doin

Draco : That's true. We've also sent dick pics to one another.

Blaise : classy

Pansy : woahw
Pansy : draco getting comfy enough to make dick pic jokes?
Pansy : thats a draco i love

Draco : Shut up before I shove Cedric Diggory's penis in your face.

Pansy : WEAJSDHJASD NO THANK U

Blaise : hey
Blaise : no sharing my fuck buddies awesome toy

Draco : Dude.
Draco : Shut up.
Draco : You're the one railing him.

Blaise : and i do it well

Ron : AJSDHASJDh

Hermione : ...

Harry : hermi's gonna kill us

Hermione : I swear, and I'll make it look like an accident.

Blaise : i said this once and i'll say it again
Blaise : do it girrl!!
Blaise : kill us faggots!!

Harry : BAHDSHSD

Hermione : Blaise.

Blaise : yes girl?

Hermione : You'll be the last one.

Blaise : omg tyyy

Ron : probably bc she's going to tear u limb from limb

Pansy : oh def
Pansy : mione's the wicked smart one that'll find a way to keep us all alive while still taking our bodies apart literally

Harry : THATS AN IMAGINE I WISH I HADNT SEEN

Ron : ABDASHSHDh

Hermione : I hate you all.

Pansy : MUWAH, we love u too mione

 

 

Today at 21:00 P.M.

Harry : WHYY
Harry : DRACOOO
Harry : LET MEE INNN

Draco : You've already spent the night yesterday.
Draco : And the night before.
Draco : Twice is enough for me.
Draco : One more night and Crabbe and Goyle might tattle on me to Snape.

Harry : bitches
Harry : :((

Draco : You're going to sleep in your own bed tonight.

Harry : can we
Harry : at LEAST
Harry : have phone sex

Draco : ...
Draco : You always have to be so blunt about it.

Harry : i dont hear a yes or a no

Draco : No.

Harry : :CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC
Harry : U R SO MEAAAN TO MEEE
Harry : JFJASHDASDHJ

Draco : Womp womp.

Harry : OMG
Harry : SCREW U
Harry : GRRR
Harry : IM GONNA BREAK UP W U

Draco : Woah, you're the one initiating a fake breakup?
Draco : Damn, never would've seen it coming, Potter.

Harry : yk ily too much to break up w u

Draco : I know, baby.

Harry : woof woof
Harry : and u said no to phone sex :/
Harry : rude ass bitch u are

Draco : You're telling me that?
Draco : Sigh.

Harry : asdjasdjsadsajk
Harry : yk i like to tease u
Harry : not my fault u're so responsive

Draco : Die.

Harry : no
Harry : u love me too much for me to die

Draco : UGH UGH UGH UGH.

Harry : ASBDHASDHASDHASDHahAH

Draco : I don't like you.

Harry : I JUST SAID U LOVE ME TOO MUCH
Harry : GOD DAMNIT
Harry : STOP TRYING TO CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE BLONDIE

Draco : :/
Draco : You always talk to much.

Harry : u fucking LOVE it when i talk to much
Harry : ESPECIALLY when i let my filthy mouth that u love so much run wild

Draco : STOP!

Harry : NO

Draco : GODS, why the fuck did I fall in love with you???

Harry : like i fucking said blondie
Harry : not only my hot body that u're also hot for

Draco : Shut up.

Harry : but also my totally amazing charisma
Harry : and wild personality
Harry : rawr

Draco : I'm gonna hit you next time I see you.
Draco : And convince everyone that we've returned to our old ways.

Harry : moony's gonna think we've turned into our kinky ways

Draco : WHAT.
Draco : ONLY YOU COME UP WITH THIS SHIT.

Harry : BAAHSDSAAHdss
Harry : ily

Draco : I don't.

Harry : shut up and say it back u loser

Draco : I can't fucking tell you I love you back when you tell me to shut up, you dumb fuck.

Harry : HEY
Harry : IN THIS RELATIONSHIP
Harry : WE DONT INSULT EACH OTHER

Draco : OH, WHY, I HAVEN'T HEARD THAT RULE BEFORE.

Harry : BASDHASdahsd
Harry : i love u so much

Draco : I know you do.

Harry : say it back

Draco : I love you too, Harry.

Harry : <333
Harry : imma call u

Draco : Alright, love.

 

*~

 

Today, 27th November at 7:23 A.M., Harry Potter's Phone

Chat Room: weRgryffins

Seamus : U FUCKERS
Seamus : lets have a party
Seamus : in celebration
Seamus : BECAUSE IM TURNING 17 TODAYYYY 

Lavender : OMG UR BDAY IS TODAY??

Parvati : Happy birthday, Seamus!!

Seamus : thank u!!

Ron : PARTY??
Ron : FUCK YES

Seamus : MY MAN RONNIE MY MAN

Dean : Please no
Dean : I dont want to drag ur drunk arse over the entire place again

Seamus : shut up
Seamus : Its my birthday
Seamus : we're getting fucked today
Seamus : one way or another

Dean : Oh my god

Hermione : It's a Thursday?

Seamus : ok?
Seamus : and?

Harry : lets do it

Seamus : YEAHAHAHAHAh

Ginny : We're all going to get in trouble???

Seamus : OK???

Harry : KASDJSDSes

Ron : only if we can get the weasley's booze

Hermione : No!
Hermione : We shouldn't be having a party at all!

Seamus : hermione
Seamus : pls pls pls dont ruin my bday

Hermione : It's unethical!

Seamus : RON SHUT UR GF UP SHES RUINING MY BDAY

Ron : dude
Ron : u think I can shut her up??

Hermione : There is no one who will shut me up!

Harry : won-won
Harry : just show her ur freckled dick

Ron : WAHT

Hermione : WHAT.

Harry : stop acting as if u guys dont get freaky smh
Harry : last time i slept over at the weaselys house u two got freaky while everyone was alseep

Ron : AJSDASHdjas

Lavender : WITH THE PARENTS IN THE HOUSE??

Harry : yepp

Hermione : WE DIDN'T HAVE SEX THAT NIGHT!

Harry : well
Harry : u def did something then

Hermione : OH MY FUCKING GOD.
Hermione : I AM DONE WITH ALL OF YOU.

Ron : i have a feeling that was directed to loads more people hahaah

Ginny : definitely lol

Harry : oh gods

Seamus : so
Seamus : Birthday party?

Ron : Yes

Fred : Of course, Seamus!

George : Anything for one of our loyal customers!

Seamus : FUCK YEAAA

Dean : Im going to fucking kill myself

 

 

Today at 8:22 A.M.

Chat Room: the6musketeers

Harry : seamus having a bday party and i want u all to look hot there
Harry : specifcally u dragon
Harry : rawr muwah muwah

Blaise : Dont you fucking dare to start sexting in this groupchat or I swear I'm deleting the whole thing

Harry : ASJDAJSHDasjd

Pansy : OMG YES

Draco : No.
Draco : It's a Thursday???

Hermione : THANK YOU!!!
Hermione : That's what I said!!

Harry : ron
Harry : i told u to convince her with ur freckled penis

Hermione : STOP!

Draco : WHAT.

Ron : dude its kinda hard to convince her at all when she's avoiding all of us

Pansy : OMG THATS WHY SHE'S WITH ME AND ASTRAIA???

Blaise : BAHDSAHASDhas

Pansy : nvm won-won
Pansy : I'LL convince her

Ron : thank the almighty pansy parkinson

Pansy : <3

Hermione : NO!

Harry : ahdshasdhashasdas

Draco : We're putting that poor girl through hell...

Pansy : dracooo

Draco : No.
Draco : Get away from me.
Draco : NOT AGAIN.

Pansy : I HAVE THE MOST PERFECT SLUTTY GRYFFINDOR THEMED DRESS FOR YOU

Draco : NO.
Draco : ANYTHING BUT THAT.
Draco : ANYTHING BUT THAT, I SWEAR, PANSY.

Harry : i think im gonna faint

Draco : HARRY, I SWEAR TO THE GODS ABOVE, SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Harry : draco
Harry : in red
Harry : awooga
Harry : MHMHFJGJgd
Harry : brb need to be alone for a bit

Draco : OH MY FUCKING GOD.

Pansy : ASDASHJDashjda

Blaise : that took little convincing from him

Pansy : ISTGG AHSDhasdadsjs

Ron : I have a feeling this party's gonna go sideways reaaal quick

Hermione : I can already see it coming from miles away...

 

*~

 

Today at 14:00 P.M., Draco Malfoy's Phone

Chat Room: HouseSlytherin

Millie : Finnigan's having a birthday party today

Astoria : yes

Daphne : Yes

Pansy : BADhasd
Pansy : The two sisters agreed i think it's settled

Astoria : Listen

Daphne : A party is a party

Astoria : ong

Blaise : i love those girls
Blaise : if i wasnt so gay
Blaise : i'd ask both of them on a date

Pansy : But you're pan??

Blaise : yk the other reason

Pansy : OMG
Pansy : U MEAN TO TELL ME

Blaise : its kinda exclusive

Draco : WHAT.

Blaise : not officially but he's the jelly type it seems
Blaise : 🤭

Pansy : ballsy move compared to everything he's done

Draco : Ong.

Astoria : WHAT

Daphne : omg does Blaise have a sneaky link?

Blaise : whaatt??
Blaise : mee??
Blaise : nawrrr

Pansy : 🤭🤭🤭🤭

Draco : I hate that emoji so much.

Millie : ... A mystery for another day.
Millie : Back to the party
Millie : Are we even invited??
Millie : We're slytherins?

Blaise : ???
Blaise : and?

Millie : Doesn't he hates us?

Blaise : i literally was doing shots w Seamus and his bf in the Gryffindor common room on Halloween

Pansy : BAHSAHa

Blaise : i dont think he cares at fucking all anymore
Blaise : i even have his number and snap

Millie : Welp, there goes my question

Theo : Hahaha

Pansy : So we're all gonna slut ourselves out there now
Pansy : and this time theo the bitch boy is going to come with

Theo : Oh no

Pansy : oh yes

Daphne : OMG YES

Theo : No.

Pansy : THEODORE NOTT U'RE COMING AND U WILL LOVE EVERY MOMENT

Theo : Tf I will not
Theo : You can't make me do shit Parkinson
Theo : You don't scare me

Pansy : THIS MF GONNA TASTE MY FIST

Theo : Swing your best shot

Daphne : OH, COME ON!
Daphne : Theodore, PLEASEEE
Daphne : It was a bummer that you didn't come last party
Daphne : You HAVE TO come to this one
Daphne : PLEASEEEEE

Theo : ...

Daphne : Theo, you owe me!

Theo : ...
Theo : Fine.

Pansy : what
Pansy : the actual
Pansy : fuck?

Blaise : ????
Blaise : so pansy's threatening didnt work
Blaise : but Daph's begging did??'

Daphne : omg you make it sound so sexual!!

Blaise : realistically it is

Daphne : It's not!
Daphne : He promised me he'd come to the next party hosting!

Astoria : he did??

Millie : When was that??
Millie : Theo NEVER makes promises

Draco : I was going to say that..

Theo : ...

Daphne : UGH, you guys are SO nosy!

Draco : What did I say from the beginning?

Pansy : shut up

Daphne : He just promised me that he'd come to the next party
Daphne : After he took care of me after the Halloween party

Astoria : WAHAT

Blaise : Oh my
Blaise : he took care of our daphne?

Daphne : OH MY GODS
Daphne : NOT LIKE THAT!!
Daphne : I was at the Slytherin Common Room with him and Miles Bletchley after you all left!
Daphne : And Miles was making advances, and Theo stopped him!
Daphne : Then he brought me to the Girls dormitory and I asked him!
Daphne : It's NOT what you think

Blaise : seems like a very detailed lie ngl

Theo : Ugh, oh my gods, you all are so fucking annoying.

Blaise : jaskdsakjsadkes

Daphne : You guys are overspeculating things!
Daphne : It was nothing

Millie : Somebody screenshot this?

Astoria : already done so

Daphne : Tori!

Astoria : Hey, I'm just keeping my eyes peeled for my potential brother-in-laws!
Astoria : And so far, if its Theo, I ain't gonna complain!

Theo : Oh my gods.
Theo : You all are so dumb.

Theodore Nott went Offline.

Daphne : We're not dating!!

Blaise : who said anything about dating?
Blaise : it could be a regular yk shagging thing

Daphne : And we're NOT SHAGGING!!!

Astoria : we'll see, daph
Astoria : we'll see

Daphne : Shut up, you still sleep with your stuffed toys!

Astoria : And I cuddle them all equally without shame

Millie : Yes, girl, you do that

Pansy : slay
Pansy : stuffed animals are better then people

Astoria : ong

 

 

Today at 17:27 P.M.

Harry : hi
Harry : loml
Harry : baby
Harry : my heart and soul
Harry : my beautiful dragon
Harry : what r u gonna be wearing at the party

Draco : You cheesy fuck.

Harry : muwah muwah

Draco : I will not be wearing the dress that Pansy bought. It doesn't even fit me.

Harry : omg
Harry : did u try it on???

Draco : No.
Draco : Just from looking at it, I know it's not gonna fit.

Harry : AJKDJSdk

Draco : Anyway.
Draco : I'm not going all the way for Finnigan's party.
Draco : I might just come in a shirt and tight trousers.

Harry : awooga
Harry : tight leather trousers

Draco : You know the one.

Harry : BARK ABRK WOOF WOOF

Draco : Harry.

Harry : sorry
Harry : aksdsakdj
Harry : deeply sorry loml
Harry : i wont do it again
Harry : love u xx

Draco : Love you, too.

Harry : i wanna see u

Draco : When's the party starting?

Harry : around 9 we're all gonna go seperately to ror
Harry : i kinda wanna pick u up and go together kesjdrjse

Draco : That's adorable.

Harry : ya but i probably shouldnt

Draco : Why not?

Harry : what
Harry : WAIT WHAT
Harry : DO U WANT ME TO PICK U UP??

Draco : Sure.

Harry : OGKGSMDFK
Harry : OMG OMG OMG OKE ALR
Harry : I'LL BRING MY CLOAK
Harry : AJSDKKSDdk
Harry : I DIDNT EXPECT U TO SAY YES???

Draco : I can tell.

Harry : R U SURE THO??

Draco : Of course.

Harry : BUT LIKE
Harry : ARENT U WORRIED ABOUT EVERYONE?

Draco : I kind of don't care right now.

Harry : OM
Harry : ily

Draco : I know, baby.

Harry : AJSDKKDJSSKDJS
Harry : yk what
Harry : im grabbing ron
Harry : we're gonna chill with u guys in slytherin common room i dont have the patience to wait

Draco : Pff.
Draco : Sure, let me just tell Pansy and she'll find us some Firewhiskey.

Harry : YES

 

 

Today at 17:36 P.M.

Chat Room: HouseSlytherin

Daphne : Why is
Daphne : Potter, Weasley and Granger
Daphne : chilling with Blaise, Pansy and Draco in the common room rn

Blaise : we chilled at their common room before the halloween party started
Blaise : whats so bad that they spend some time with us in ours?

Daphne : I
Daphne : ok fair point

Astoria : im
Astoria : just surprised
Astoria : that Harry and Draco can sit next to each other without snoggin each other off
Astoria : I can tell by their faces they really want to

Draco : Shut up.

Astoria : KSKEKJes

Pansy : and they could if they wanna
Pansy : nobody here actually cares enough to gossip

Theo : Well

Pansy : hold ur tongue theodore

Draco : I swear to Merlin and Salazar, Theo.

Blaise : eyes open at night nott

Theo : WHAT THE FUCK

Millie : DID THEY ALL GANG UP ON U FOR TRYING TO TATTLE ON POTTER??
Millie : ABSDHASD

Theo : I TOLD U ITS A POTTER CULT

Pansy : AND WE'RE LOVING IT

Blaise : im not that extra guys
Blaise : but i have seen his cock so

Draco : OH MY FUCKING GOD, STOP.

Blaise : omg he's so red HAHAHA
Blaise : *sent a picture*

Tracey : Not Potter sending a peace sign while Draco's hiding his face in his shoulder.

Pansy : AYOOOOOOO TRACEY WITH THE UNCOMMON W

Tracey : Shut up, Pans.

Daphne : BAHDShsd
Daphne : they're so cutee omg!!!

Astoria : i dont agree
Astoria : Potter's hand keeps sneaking up to Draco's thigh and he keeps pushing his hand away

Pansy : I mean
Pansy : if I was harry i would too

Draco : What???

Pansy : dude
Pansy : i fancied u all throughout third year
Pansy : ur hot

Draco : Oh, Thank you, Pansy.

Pansy : ofc bestie

Blaise : tbh i want them both

Draco : No.

Millie : Potter just spat out his firewhiskey when he read that

Blaise : ohh draco ask him
Blaise : ;))))

Draco : He also said no.

Blaise : god damn it

Theo : Guys Miles and Terence just came in the common room with their friends

Draco : Just for that info, I'm going to hug Harry even more.

Pansy : HUH
Pansy : IS THIS DRACO'S "FUCK YOU" ERA???

Blaise : omg yes queen DO IT
Blaise : MAKE OUT WITH UR BF INFRONT OF THEM HOMOPHOBESS
Blaise : DO ITTT

Draco : A little too much.

Theo : Hahahah

Daphne : this nights gonna be something, I swear to you all

 

*~

 

Today at 17:43 P.M., Pansy Parkinson's Phone

Chat Room: snakebaes

Astoria : i 100% think Draco's gonna go public with his relationship
Astoria : Either fully on purpose or while he's flatout drunk

Pansy : lets bet on it

Daphne : That's easy money

Millie : Idk guys
Millie : I wouldnt agree so much
Millie : Draco's been always pretty self-conscious of everyone being up in his business
Millie : I dont think he'd like it when EVERYONE knows about him dating Harry freaking Potter

Pansy : fair
Pansy : but like I said
Pansy : I think his "FUCK YOU" era is coming
Pansy : and the first step was calling his dad and telling him he can go fuck himself

Astoria : ASDASJASDJ
Astoria : That'd be so great for him tho mentally

Daphne : yaa I agreee
Daphne : he needs that "idc" mentality real bad after the shit with his dad

Pansy : lets just hope he wont regret anything in the future to come

Millie : ong

Astoria : as if he regrets anything when it involves Harry

Pansy : fair
Pansy : very fair

 

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Because apparently having a party in October wasn't enough for Gryffindors, Draco was now standing in the midst of a large crowd of fifth-to-seventh years in the Room of Requirement with Good Girls Go Bad by Cobra Starship playing on full volume where Draco can't hear his own voice even. He was standing awkwardly with Pansy by the drinks stand, both of them holding a cup of pure liquor and talking shit about the piss drunk people that are making complete fools of themselves.

"Oh my fucking— Draco, look over there!" She pointed her finger to a couple in the back near the bathroom exits, who were cramped together and the guy's hand was underneath the front of the girl's skirt. Draco felt a shiver crawl up and he looked away when he most definitely saw the girl climax right then and there.

"That's so fucking disgusting," He called out over the music to Pansy, and he heard her cackle loudly. "I mean, do whatever you want in private, but why the fuck out in the open? Some people are fucking weird. And, don't laugh, Pans, I know you're worse then them." His eyes stayed trained on the drinks on the stand, but he felt Pansy shake with laughter on his right arm. The alcohol was getting to him, very slowly. How did he know? Because the horrid 2000's music is now getting to him, and Pansy's pulling him to the crowd to dance. And, for once, he's not hesitating.

He twirled the girl around, and she giggled her hand clasped with Draco's as they started to sway together to the song. Their rhythm was off, their feet kept stomping onto each other's and they'd sometimes pull away from each other too far, only to crash together when the crowd pushed them together again, but they didn't care. Draco was having fun. He was really, really enjoying himself right now. They laughed, accidentally spilling their drinks on two Hufflepuffs near them, and booking it when the guy started screaming. Draco pulled the manic Pansy away, but she kept giggling, spinning around and her smile was radiant, Draco couldn't help but laugh as well.

At some point, Draco had lost the girl completely, and looked over the tons of heads in the crowds. He wore a small frown, wondering where she went, and why on Salazar's grave would she leave Draco alone right about now.

But then he felt a hand snake around his waist, making him turn around at lightning speed. He looked at the guy standing an inch shorter than him and had to stifle a laugh. Harry stood there with a sloppy grin, his glasses were askew and his hair was messier than ever, and his shirt was almost torn open as well, it had wet patches, possibly from all the drinks that were dropped. His hand stayed firmly on the small of Draco's back, and it thrummed beneath his skin. He giggled at Harry when the bespectacled boy wiggled his eyebrows.

"Where's Pansy?" He yelled over the music, and Draco leaned in to whisper in his ear so he wouldn't have to strain his throat.

"I have no fucking clue." He backed away with a grin, and Harry threw his head back with laughter. Draco's eyes glided down to his throat, flushed and sweating, Draco wanted to sink his teeth and kiss all over the spot he knew Harry loved having bitten.

"D'you mind if I dance with you?" Harry asked, pulling Draco closer to him, chest to chest, his head leaning on Draco's, his lips ghosting over Draco's earlobe. A visible shudder went through Draco's body, and his eyes scanned the crowd that they were still in. "I mean, I get it if you don't want to, Dragon, it's fine," Harry continued, and Draco turned his attention to him. Harry smiled sheepishly and shrugged. "Maybe it is too public to be dancing this intimately together." He said, and started pulling himself away from Draco.

He didn't like that. Draco didn't like that at all. He pulled Harry back towards him, his head laying on top of Harry's shoulder and his hands around Harry's waist. "Don't leave me, Harry," he whined in his ear, feeling Harry stand stiffly. He felt Harry's hands slowly fall back to the small of Draco's back, but they were shaking and Draco smiled mischievously. "I don't want to be alone, don't leave me dancing on my own, baby." He cooed in Harry's ear, and that earned him a sharp intake of breath.

"Sweet Gods above, Draco, don't say that while we're here," Harry warned with a deep rumble, and Draco wanted to laugh at his flustered face. He kept his eyes focused somewhere away from Draco, taking deep breaths. "You aren't in your right mind, you're drunk, darling, let me get you to Pansy." He said in a voice of finality, and Draco started to whine, refusing to follow Harry when he pulled him away from the crowd.

"No! Harry, don't! I want to dance with you! Please, please! Harry!" He tried over and over again, but Harry just kept dragging him away, somewhere nearer to the bathroom exits and snack stand. Draco looked around the place, and still saw no sign of Pansy, so he turned to his boyfriend and pouted his best sad face, leaning in way too close to Harry then necessary. "Please, darling, come dance with me. I never could dance with you, please, Harry, please, please." He pleaded and something in the ember green eyes seemed to light afire in Harry. Draco wanted to kiss him so badly. He leaned closer, but Harry took a step back.

"Draco, you will seriously regret this, please don't make it harder for me," Harry said again in a final tone, holding both of Draco's arms and shaking him a little. "Let me go find Pansy—"

Draco took a hold of Harry's collar, pulling him in and kissing him soundly on the lips.

He was right. Draco was going to regret this in the morning. But right now? He just fucking wanted to kiss his boyfriend.

And he kissed Harry with every fibre in his body that he could will, and Harry tried not to melt, he really tried and Draco could feel it, but he did, and his hands roamed Draco's waist, pulling them close together, hip to hip, chest to chest, and lips not breaking contact.

When Harry's hand snuck up to the back of Draco's neck, he shivered at the sensation of Harry's fingers cradling through his hair, and he just had to whimper, and bite and groan, and push, and hold. He was going delirious. And he loved it. He loved Harry. And he didn't really care what seemed to happen right now, all he knew was Harry was kissing him like the world depended on it, and they were not going to stop.

They took big gasps of air once they actually parted to get air, but Draco wasn't far away, instead he attached his lips onto Harry's pulse point and started licking and biting the strong flesh. Harry groaned in his ear, his hands fondling the fabric on Draco's hips, their hips pushing against one another, and then Draco had Harry up against the food stand. He didn't care about the food. He pushed Harry till they were slotted together, his thigh between Harry's and Harry's hands bracing the table with his hands. He growled in Draco's ear, grunting his name and delectable moans as Draco continued to push against Harry.

And then he was pulled away.

"Ballsy move you have to pull when you complain about couples showing PDA but then do something stupid like this!" That was Pansy's voice, and when his eyes gathered his surroundings, he saw her smile so big it was almost impossible. Then his eyes darted to Harry, who looked even more delicious than a moment before, and he was still leaning against the stand in a frenzy. He looked anxious. He looked worried. He looked scared, his eyes darting over Draco's features. 

Draco walked up to him again, grabbed his face with his hands and kissed his worries away, and Harry hummed against his lips. "I love you." He whispered on his lips, kissing over and over again. Harry's hands shaky came up to cradle the hands on his face, only to intertwine their hands and drag Draco completely away.

Draco looked over to Pansy who stood there with Daphne and Blaise, sharing smiles and laughter, and Draco felt himself smile sheepishly, looking back at Harry who looked to be in a hurry to be alone with Harry. He walked up to someone, Draco thinks Ron and Hermione, he wasn't too sure, he was too busy paying attention to Harry and counting the stars he saw in his eyes.

Next thing he knew, he was under the cloak and dragged out of the Room of Requirement.

Their hands were intertwined the entire time up to the Gryffindor Common Room. And once they were inside the empty space, Harry threw the cloak off and kissed Draco soundly, his smile ever present. Draco giggled like a fourth year, sneaking up to Harry's dorm with him behind him. They threw their clothes off, mouthing over each other and touching everywhere they could before the fell apart in a pile of sweat and joy.

Draco lay on Harry's sheets on his front, head in his pillows and sniffing the scent lovingly. He hummed quietly, letting Harry trace his fingers over the slope of his back. When Draco looked over his shoulder, watching Harry as he laid on his side, his eyes focused on Draco's body, his glasses discarded, wearing absolutely nothing, and looking well-shagged. He just wanted to ruin him again.

He gave an audibly shudder when Harry's fingers ghosted over his legs, and turned around to lay on his back. "'m cold," he grumbled, and Harry laughed, getting up, putting on some pants and looking through his trunk for clothes. He gave Draco pants, joggers and a Gryffindor jumper, grinning loopy and tilting his head a little in admiration as he watched Draco. Draco pulled him back on the bed, their legs intertwining and their bodies flushed together. Draco casted a spell for the curtains to shut, and heard Harry groan. He raised an eyebrow at the boy and snickered. "Gods, you're so fucking warm it's suffocating." He announced under the sheets in Harry's arms, his head between the crook of Harry's neck and shoulder. It's possibly his favourite spot ever.

"I told you I'm a fucking furnace." He said smugly, and Draco slapped his back lightly. The sound echoed in the room, because Harry still refused to sleep with a shirt.

"Don't get cocky now, Potter, or I'm kicking you out." Draco warned, breathing in Harry's scent in full.

"It's my bed! My dormitory! You can't kick me out!" He bemoaned.

"Just watch me." Draco warned again, and Harry snickered, his face squished against Draco's hair.

"I love you, Dragon." He whispered right before Draco let the sleep take him. Draco smiled against his skin, kissing the spot and humming.

"I love you, too, baby."

 

---

 

Today at 22:22 P.M., Harry Potter's Phone

Chat Room: weRgryffins

Seamus : UH
Seamus : YALL
Seamus : DID U SEE IT AS WELL??

Neville : What?

Parvati : wdym seamus?

Lavender : I SAW IT

Seamus : OM THANK GOD I THOUGHT I WAS HALLUCINATING

Parvati : What was it???

Neville : What happened?

Dean : You guys didn't see??

Neville : See what??

Parvati : Yeah???

Ginny : omg

Ron : ASDNASDJSd

Dean : Harry was making out with Malfoy by the Food Stands!!

Parvati : WHAT?????

Neville : Oh
Neville : That
Neville : Phew
Neville : I thought something else happened

Dean : ????
Dean : Nev you knew??
Dean : HUH???

Lavender : OH
Lavender : MY
Lavender : GODS
Lavender : HAS MALFOY BEEN HARRY'S SECRET BOYFRIEND??

Seamus : WHAT
Seamus : OMG

Ron : uh

Hermione : Ron, shut up.

Neville : ASJDASKDk

Ginny : tbh we cant even say anything now can we

Dean : THEYRE DATING????

Seamus : WHY DID I HAVE TO FIND OUT ON MY BDAY???

Ginny : don't blame us!
Ginny : blame them horndogs

Ron : ong

Hermione : I hate this night, I really, really do.

Seamus : ASJDKASDADJ

Paravti : this is fucking insane

Neville : aksdkasdaw

 

*~

 

Today at 22:22 P.M., Draco Malfoy's Phone

Chat Room: HouseSlytherin

Pansy : *sent a picture*
Pansy : they're idiots

Daphne : OMG
Daphne : WHAT DID WE SAYY??

Astoria : mils we need our money

Millie : God dammit

Blaise : U GIRLS MADE A BET???

Astoria : duh

Pansy : ya

Blaise : god fucking dammit

Theo : Oh no
Theo : This isn't going to end up well tomorrow...

Pansy : dude
Pansy : if anyone says shit about them
Pansy : im throwin my hands

Blaise : throw me in the mix
Blaise : Draco's been messed with about too long in my opinion

Millie : DAMN
Millie : If BLAISE is ready to throw hands then SHITS REAL

Blaise : shits always been real when it comes to our dragon

Pansy : ong

Daphne : this is really wholesome
Daphne : I hope this is the first notification Draco goes thro in the mornin
Daphne : he'll feel so loved

Astoria : thats so cute
Astoria : its a draco support group

Blaise Zabini has changed the Group Chat's name to 'DracosSupportGroup'

Theo : pfff
Theo : he's gonna kill u in the morning

Blaise : i'll let him do that after i kill every person that mocks him for his relationship w harry

Pansy : COMMON W BLAISE

Blaise : ty girlie

 

*~

 

Today, 28th Novemeber at 7:39 A.M., Harry Potter Phone

Uncle Moony : So.
Uncle Moony : You must've had an eventful night.

Harry : trust me
Harry : it was hard
Harry : to deal with draco's panic attack in the morning
Harry : dont come for me now as well just bc im not in the great hall

Uncle Moony : Aw, cub, no.
Uncle Moony : I'm not here to ask about that.
Uncle Moony : I'm here to ask if you and Draco would like a break from classes for today.

Harry : what

Uncle Moony : The rumours have been spread like wildfire here and even McGonagall has gotten word of it.
Uncle Moony : The Student Council is responding negatively right now, so we, McGonagall, Snape and I talked to Dumbledore about this situation.

Harry : WHAT
Harry : MOONY U DIDNT HAVE TO DO THIS

Uncle Moony : Harry, there is a reason Sirius and I have kept our relationship a secret till we graduated Hogwarts.
Uncle Moony : It wasn't accepted then, and it's still loosely accepted today.
Uncle Moony : And if it's genuinely harming Draco, I don't think he should be forced to be around people that are just going to harm him some more.

Harry : moony
Harry : i love u with all my heart

Uncle Moony : I love you, too, cub.

Harry : but even draco is saying that that wasnt needed

Uncle Moony : Better to have a full day off then be bullied by your classmates right now.
Uncle Moony : Draco needs to find his stand, and coming out like that wasn't his plan. He needs his time to think and he needs support right now.
Uncle Moony : Gods know how hard it was for me to even accept the fact that liking boys was okay.
Uncle Moony : And if my situation or Sirius' is any similar to Draco, then we all know he really, really doesn't need to be around negativity from his peers.

Harry : ily

Uncle Moony : I love you, too, cub.

Harry : draco loves u too
Harry : he's just too shy to say it

Uncle Moony : I admire him as well, Harry.

Harry : ok
Harry : thank you
Harry : really

Uncle Moony : Of course.

 

*~

 

Today at 19:53 P.M., Draco Malfoy's Phone

Luna Lovegood created a Chat Room: cousinsss

Luna Lovegood added Draco Malfoy and Nymphadora Tonks into this Group Chat

Nymphadora : cant believe this
Nymphadora : i only found out
Nymphadora : like 3 days ago
Nymphadora : and now the whole school knows

Draco : I'm not in the mood, Dora.

Nymphadora : no no!
Nymphadora : i didnt come to make fun of u draco
Nymphadora : definitely not at a time like this
Nymphadora : Luna told me bc she was worried of u little dragon

Luna : We all are, Draco

Draco : I'm fine.

Luna : He's been with Harry since last night

Nymphadora : i mean
Nymphadora : be with whoever makes u comfy
Nymphadora : but Luna also really wants to comfort u as well dray

Draco : And she can, and she will.
Draco : Tomorrow we're going to Hogsmeade anyway.

Luna : You still wanna go?

Draco : Of course.
Draco : My plans never change.

Luna : but its ok if u dont want to Draco
Luna : I totally get it if u need another day for everything

Draco : Luna.
Draco : My plans never change.
Draco : I want to spend my day tomorrow with my cousin.

Luna : oh
Luna : <3

Nymphadora : woo
Nymphadora : Happy ending!

Draco : Dora.
Draco : Would you like to come as well?

Nymphadora : omg
Nymphadora : rlly??

Draco : Yes.

Luna : :0

Draco : I want to be around the people I care the most tomorrow.

Luna : uh how did Harry take that lol

Nymphadora : I WAS GONNA SAY THAT HASHASH

Draco : He's the love of my life, I think he can handle being third place when it comes to my cousins.

Luna : OMG HAHAHAHA

Nymphadora : AJSDKASAJSD
Nymphadora : omg
Nymphadora : we know u dont mean it but we're gonna pretend u do

Luna : fr

Draco : Pff.
Draco : I'm okay, see?
Draco : It'll be fine.
Draco : And we'll have a fun day tomorrow.

Luna : YA!

Draco : I have to go study now.

Nymphadora : work smarter not harder little dragon

Luna : I can come by and give you snacks?

Draco : That'd be pleasant, Luna.
Draco : Thank you.
Draco : Both of you.
Draco : For caring.

Nymphadora : aww
Nymphadora : ofc dragon

Luna : We're family :)

 

*~

 

Today at 20:27 P.M., Harry Potter's Phone

Chat Room: familyPotter

Mum : Oh dear

Harry : ughguhgughugh
Harry : WHY MUST HE TELL U EVERYTHING

Dad : he only told Sirius
Dad : And Sirius told me
Dad : And I told ur Mum so

Harry : ughuguhughugh

Mum : How is Draco?

Harry : he is ok
Harry : its all fine

Dad : Bambi, you were outed

Harry : ur saying that as if its draco's fault!!

Dad : I didn't mean to
Dad : But come on
Dad : How are you feeling?

Harry : im fine dad
Harry : i've always been okay with ppl knowing about my sexuality
Harry : idrc if ppl talk about me
Harry : but draco doesnt
Harry : and he's been the topic of conversations for weeks now

Mum : That's terrible
Mum : I feel so bad for the boy
Mum : Please tell me you've been gentle with him, Harry

Harry : ofc i have
Harry : he's my bf
Harry : im gonna make sure he's ok

Dad : You do that, bambi

Mum : Darling, make sure that he's loved

Harry : he knows he is

 

 

Today, 29th November at 00:23 A.M.

Chat Room: the6musketeers

Pansy : FRIDAY LADS
Pansy : ITS A FRIDAY

Draco : No.

Pansy : get harry out of ur bed

Draco : He's not here??

Pansy : bitch dont lie to me
Pansy : i can smell the gryffindor-ness from here

Draco : But he's not here??

Blaise : he is
Blaise : *sent a picture*

Harry : u're such a tattletail blaise

Blaise : lol

Pansy : anyway
Pansy : lets go party

Draco : Twice in a night???
Draco : Are you fucking insane???
Draco : After I outed myself and Harry???

Harry : i still dont like calling it that

Draco : Sorry, dear.

Pansy : BETTER EVEN??
Pansy : and ITS JUST GONNA BE US
Pansy : us 6 and maybe luna and ginny
Pansy : Luna bc we cannot not invite her and by that standpoint we cannot not invite ginny either

Draco : No.

Pansy : I already rented out the ror

Draco : ???
Draco : Rented??

Pansy : how do u think the parties are held??
Pansy : we have a list outside the room that tells ppl when its already in use for the night

Harry : WAIT WHAT??

Pansy : u guys didn't know???
Pansy : u're in the room like everyday??????

Harry : WE'RE SUPPOSED TO RENT IT?????

Pansy : ASDHASDh

Blaise : our criminals harry and draco

Draco : Shut up.
Draco : A list is so dumb.

Pansy : i mean
Pansy : how else can you plan a party without knowing if somebody else is going to have the party already there on the exact same day and time u wanted??

Draco : I JUST LEARNED ABOUT THIS, PANSY.
Draco : I SWEAR YOU JUST MADE IT UP.

Harry : ONG THAT CANT BE REAL

Blaise : IT IS???

Pansy : ISTG

Ron : it is???

Harry : RON
Harry : WAKE UP HERMIONE
Harry : SHE PROBABLY KNOWS

Pansy : w
Pansy : wake up
Pansy : hermione??
Pansy : are u out of ur mind???

Harry : oh
Harry : point taken

Ron : Dude she's already awake

Harry : what

Ron : bc u went to draco's dorm I convinced her to come to ours

Harry : WAHT
Harry : RONALD
Harry : ARE U GETTING FREAKY
Harry : IN OUR DORMITORY

Ron : dude
Ron : yk thats a bit messed up with Neville snoring
Ron : cant really do that

Hermione : Ugh.

Pansy : HERMIONE
Pansy : RIGHT THE LIST EXISTS???

Hermione : ...

Harry : istg if it is i'll eat a shoe

Pansy : get ready to start chewing, Potty

Hermione : Oh my gods.
Hermione : No one's eating any shoe!
Hermione : The list doesn't exist.
Hermione : Though the idea is smart.
Hermione : But if there were a list outside the Room of Requirement, then the Teachers would've been made aware of it.
Hermione : And parties would no longer be happening at all.

Harry : HAH
Harry : I KNEW IT

Pansy : god dammit
Pansy : i wanted to fool them mione
Pansy : why didnt u play along

Hermione : ...
Hermione : Because Harry would actually eat a shoe if he was wrong!
Hermione : He takes his bets seriously!

Pansy : wait omg ong?

Harry : ye

Ron : he actually did chew on a shoe for a bet
Ron : but his Mum found out and stopped him immediately so

Harry : i couldve eaten it

Ron : dude
Ron : it was George's boots from third year
Ron : just-
Ron : no

Harry : shut up

Pansy : AJDJASDJdk
Pansy : we're getting off topic lads

Harry : oh yea
Harry : what were we even talking about???

Pansy : PARTY JUST FOR US MUSKETEERS
Pansy : comee onn
Pansy : potty convince our dragon

Harry : im trying

Draco : He's not.

Harry : i am!

Draco : Kissing my neck isn't convincing me.

Pansy : Just wait till he starts saying weird ass shit in his ear

Blaise : "if u go i'll suck ur dick"

Pansy : thats exactly what I thought

Harry : ABSDAHS
Harry : no
Harry : he knows i do that for free

Pansy : AJSDKASDAJK

Ron : dude
Ron : how many times
Ron : must I say
Ron : KEEP THE DIRTY TALK
Ron : IN THE DMS

Harry : AKSSJDkdad

Hermione : I don't know if a party will be good for Draco.
Hermione : I feel like he needs his alone time most likely. Or rather to be around people he cares about.

Draco : ...
Draco : So when's the party, Pans?

Pansy : ASHDJSADHJASHD
Pansy : IDK IM PLANNING AROUND 8
Pansy : and it'll be juust us guys
Pansy : nobody else :)

Draco : Hm.

Hermione : You're not seriously considering it, Draco...

Draco : I already made up my mind.

Harry : WE'RE HAVING THE PARTY??

Draco : Yes.

Pansy : YESSS

Blaise : LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO

Ron : we're all gonna die either by the hands of Hermione or by McGonagall and Snape

Pansy : accurate
Pansy : lets just not let them catch us

Hermione : ...

 

 

---

 

Harry swore to keep his eyes on Draco throughout the entire party. And, well, he did.

Harry was sitting by the sofas that were conjured up by the room, a small plastic cup in his hands with Ron and Blaise on his side and laughing over something. They ended up inviting Neville, Luna and Ginny as well, and the trio were on the same sofa, talking with each other, while Hermione, Pansy and Draco were by the drink stand, discussing heatedly about something.

There was music softly blaring around them, but not loud enough to have to yell to hear each other like last night. But it was loud enough to make it hard to hear what the girls were discussing with Draco.

Draco looked tense since they came inside the room, and Harry doesn't know how to change that. His eyes were glossed over, his mind probably working a mile an hour, and Harry just wanted to kiss the crease on his brows. He wanted to walk up and hug him and sway to the soft R&B music playing, to make him forget for just a moment, to take him away from the chaos of it all.

They've been there for an hour now, and Draco still is complaining about it and wishes to leave. Pansy has been trying to cheer him up, pouring him more to drink, trying to get him to dance, but all the same, he refused over and over.

Harry started chewing on his nails, watching Draco fidget with his jumper with his eyes casted to the floor. He looked miserable, and he was like this all morning. Harry woke him up gently in the morning, kissing him awake and whispering sweet nothings before leaving to get ready in Gryffindor Tower. Draco didn't come for breakfast that morning either, and so Harry ate with his friends, seeing the Slytherins all wave at him with snickering coming from other houses. When Harry glanced at the Teacher's table, Remus shot him a gentle smile, and Harry tried to do the same, but was afraid it was in vain.

His parents messaged him all morning as well, asking if Draco's alright, if he's eating well. Harry loved it when they cared. But, them also worrying only made him more anxious. He told them that Draco's been strong about it, but now? Now... he no longer thinks so.

The morning when it all went down, Harry woke up to Draco crying over his phone. His head was throbbing, and the look of terror in Draco's eyes as he read the group chat messages and the school Paper, seeing pictures of Draco running up to Harry and kissing him at the party. It did no good for the hangover they both shared. Harry had to chuck away his phone to get Draco to even look away, and when he did, he was sobbing on Harry's pillow, trying to muffle his displeasure. Harry knew everyone in the dorm was already awake, he knew Seamus and Dean were whispering at their end of the bed to Neville and Ron, asking what the fuck is happening, and Harry silently thanked Neville and Ron, for the good friends they were, they said nothing and shoved Seamus and Dean out of the room, leaving Harry to deal with a shaking and crying Draco Malfoy.

The entire morning they stayed in the dorm, surprising enough. Draco didn't want to budge, and he was more than thankful for Remus allowing them the day off, and for Dobby, who sent them their breakfast up in the dorm.

Harry was petrified, to say the least. Because this was the first time he had seen Draco so broken. So scared. So sad. Over the course of the day, he got better. He stopped crying, laying on the bed with Harry cradling him against his warm chest. He even showered, and went down with Harry to the Slytherin common room to give Pansy some comfort for her mind as well, as she has been messaging Draco the entire time he's been missing. Harry found it sweet how close those two were, and, yes, he often joked about being jealous at how close they are. But, he found it sweet. He found it adorable, and he knew that if he and Draco were ever to.... to break up, that Pansy would still be here and take care of him. Because they're more than best friends. They grew up together, they still have sleepovers like they were toddlers, they know everything about each other and they're just. Inseparable. Harry realised that very early into their relationship.

That night in the slytherin dormitory was quieter than the average night he spent there. But it was sweet. Him and Draco whispering to each other in the dark, even though they put up a silencing spell. Their hands over each other, caressing and kissing each other sweetly, holding each other, and waking up together. Harry loved waking up to Draco. And unlike the morning before, Draco woke up with a smile, kissing Harry awake and keeping him in bed longer than needed on a friday morning. They didn't go to breakfast again, and Dobby was delighted to serve them again. But they went to class, and it was a horrid day.

Harry counted how many times he saw a piece of paper being slid towards Draco, and every time Draco opened it, he'd grow tense and crumble the paper and burn it. Harry never got one of those notes. He watched as classes bore, as Lunch neared, and Draco still got those stupid notes. When lunch was there, he dragged Harry away to spend it on the astronomy tower and scream. Harry let him vent out to him, walking back and forth in the tower. Pansy arrived there at some point as well, bringing food for the three of them, and she distracted Draco delightfully with details about the party, asking him who he wants to be invited and who he doesn't want to see right now.

He looks less anxious as he did throughout the day, but he definitely lost the joy from the morning with Harry. And, well, it just struck with Harry, of course. He wanted to make him happy. He wanted to be there for him. He wanted to see him smile again. He didn't like this cold, distant Draco. He didn't like the Draco that is currently trying to burn the carpet on his feet with his eyes as sharp as daggers. He didn't like the Draco that was drinking his misery away.

He just didn't.

Next to him, Ron burst out laughing over something Blaise had said, and the two were spreading wide grins, doubling over each other and being obnoxious as they always were together. Harry grinned next to them, the oddest friendship he had ever seen possible. Who knew Blaise Zabini and Ron Weasley would get along so well? No, Harry definitely didn't.

"Mate, there is no way!" Ron cackled out, accidentally pushing against Harry and making him drop the cup in his hands. "Oh, shit, sorry, Haz." He quickly apologised and Harry waved him away, paying attention to what Blaise was about to say.

"I swear! I have him wrapped in my finger, that fucker will do anything I say! It's insane." He laughed out, and Harry quickly informed himself that they were talking about Cedric Diggory so it seems. He rolled his eyes, hearing Ron deny the accusation Blaise shot forward before he got up.

He walked past the small giggling group of Neville, Luna and Ginny and walked to where the girls were crowding Draco by the drinks stand. Pansy saw him incoming and shushed Hermione up. As soon as Draco noticed that, he looked up at Harry and his eyes lit up a spark. He smiled towards Harry, and some soul of his quieted down from the anxiety of before.

"Hey, darling," Harry cooed, wrapping his arms around Draco, the blond's hands going over his shoulders and he vaguely saw his hand flick Hermione and Pansy away. The girls left without a word said and when Harry looked into Draco's eyes, he saw how tired he looked. "How much has Pansy given you?"

"Not enough to make me puke, so," he clicked his tongue, smirking towards Harry and leaning in to nudge their noses against each other. His eyes were sharply focused on Harry, his breathing low. "How are you feeling?"

Harry bit his bottom lip, the action not going unnoticed by Draco. "I'm alright, Draco," Harry answered, his hand pressing into the small of Draco's back to pull him closer to him. Draco's sigh was heavy, and when he leaned his hand on Harry's shoulder, Harry felt his hands shake around his neck. "How are you feeling right now?"

"I'm fine, Harry," Draco returned, a little bite in his voice but his lips trembled. The cup from his hands disappeared, and, honestly, Harry didn't care if it was dropped between them and if it was getting them soaked. He held onto Draco, kissing the top of his head. "I'm fine— I'm just— I'm okay, okay? I'm just a bit.. Ugh, shut up," Draco raised his head up, his eyes were watery and his lips bruised from how hard Draco was biting down, trying to stop the trembling from them. "Ugh, you're annoying, stop looking at me like that." He growled, his hands removing themselves from the spot on Harry's neck.

Harry instinctively grabbed onto the arms that trailed down his chest and held onto them. Draco tried to look away, to pull away, but Harry followed his gaze and kissed his cheek, his nose, his eyelids, the corner of his mouth til he felt Draco melt into his arms again. "It's okay, Draco, we all won't fault you for crying. You're safe here," Harry promised, whispering the words into Draco's ear, and he felt Draco shake in his arms. "It's okay, it'll be alright."

"You all keep saying that," Draco gasped out quietly. "But is it going to? Is it really?" His voice trembled in Harry's voice, and he held tighter to the trembling boy.

"It is. I promise." Harry swore, kissing Draco's warm neck, and moving his hand up and down his shaking back.

"You make shitty promises." Draco grumbled out, muffled, his face pressed into Harry's chest.

"This one's real," he said, slowly swaying his and Draco's body in a small movement to the slow music in the background playing. "I swear on everything I have, Draco. It'll get better."

Draco sighed heavily to that, allowing Harry to move them slowly back and forth in a slow sway. When Harry's eyes focused on the others in the room, they were all staring at them. As soon as Harry turned to look at them, though, they all turned to each other and pretended to be in a deep conversation. Harry smiled crookedly. He waved Pansy over, whispering to her to play a different kind of music, and she nodded, heading over to the music box.

Harry turned back to Draco, seeing him peek out of the little corner between Harry's shoulder and neck at what they were all doing. His eyes weren't as watery as they were before, just a little red rimmed.

As soon as the music changed, Draco's posture straightened up, and his brows furrowed. He glared at Harry, a little pout on his lips, and Harry cracked with a grin.

Nonetheless as Hozier's new song Too Sweet started playing, which has been Draco's favourite at the moment, Harry knew that, because of course he did. "Dance with me?" He asked gently, his smile now tearing his face as a slow grimace at Draco's glare. "Please?" He added with a pleading look, his pout similar to Draco's. He grabbed the pale hands on his chest and kissed each knuckle, keeping his eyes on Draco.

And just as he saw a similar grin spread on Draco's face, his heart hammered and his thoughts were scattered to the wind again. Because when Draco smiles, he radiates, and he takes Harry's breath away. Every. Single. Time.

Harry's smile was wide as he started pulling Draco to the open floor, twirling him around and swaying his hips. Draco's smile grew twice as big as he started to lose himself to the song, and Harry loved the carefree look on him. Draco didn't stray away from Harry, his hand holding tightly onto Harry's as they moved together in a slow, messy rhythm. Pansy seemed to join them after a bit, and then Hermione, then Ron, then Blaise, then Luna, Ginny and Neville.

Draco's frown was finally wiped off, and Harry's anxiety vanished within minutes, pulling Draco in and kissing him soundly on the lips. Draco hummed against him, his arms over Harry's shoulders and their hips swaying together to the song. Their chests bumped into each other a few times, their heads knocking against each other, and their laughter was loud.

It was good. It was very, very good for the moment.

So, how did Harry end up alone in the room with Draco on his knees again?

Very, very odd, and, well, someone would guess the alcohol was the cause. They danced till their feet were sore, and they drank till Pansy puked all over herself and Blaise, and then they cleaned up till they were exhausted. Draco wasn't ready to go back. He wanted to stay. He wanted Harry alone for the moment. And Harry wasn't sure why. But the grinding during their dancing was proof enough that Draco hoped the night would end some sort of other direction.

And Harry was really, really against the idea to displease him today.

Draco's lips on him were hungry, feisty, spoiled and needy. Harry barely noticed how he was shoved against the sofa cushions, how Draco climbed into his lap and started rubbing himself on him to the point they both couldn't kiss anymore, only panting in each other's lips.

He didn't feel the way Draco's hands slid down his chest, opening his shirt and throwing it away somewhere on the ground, he didn't feel the way Draco's teeth dragged down his neck, collarbone and body till those needy hands and lips reached Harry's trousers. And at that point, Harry almost threw Draco away, a shocked gasp on his lips as Draco started to unbuckle him and zip him down to take them off, to reveal Harry some more.

It was all about pleasing Draco today, not Harry.

But, gods, Harry was wanting it so bad, he couldn't help himself but let the blond take him in his pliant, needy mouth. The overwhelming wet feeling made him growl, made him moan, made him choke on air as he combed his hands slowly through Draco's silk like hair.

He was a goner for this man more than he can express in words.

Draco took him to the base, just like they always trained, but it still left Harry whimpering wantonly. Draco swirled his tongue around him, then pulled back to tease by his slit, and Harry would lose his mind all over again.

Harry sunk further into the cushions, guiding Draco down on him. And he did it all without looking away from Harry. Maybe that's why he came so fast.

Behind Harry's eyelids, it was white, he tipped his head back and hummed in quiet. But slowly, he opened his eyes, and was greeted by a dishevelled Draco wiping his mouth with the back of his palm, grinning, and his eyes blown wide.

He seemed still as hungry as before, and Harry just wanted to shove him down.

"This was not how the night should've ended." Harry said groggily.

Draco merely meekly shrugged, standing up and sitting next to Harry, his hands crawling up to his jaw to tip Harry's head to the side to look at him. "It was definitely better than last night."

Harry's brows furrowed. "Was not." He said, and Draco rolled his eyes.

"Whatever," he kissed Harry's temple, then let his hand stay on his jaw, looking into each other's eyes. "I'm still hard." He said with a grin, and Harry had to suppress a groan. He leaned in again to catch Draco's mouth in a kiss. And kiss they did. Messy, and maybe too much tongue, but it was them. And that was all that mattered to Harry.

"I'm sure you can take care of it." Harry whispered against his lips, pulling away and enjoying how Draco almost immediately chased after him.

Draco gasped when he realised what Harry said, hitting him on the chest hard. "You git!" He hissed and Harry grinned wide again. "How fucking dare you, after I had your cock in my mouth—"

Harry shut him up by kissing him again, the hand that crept up on Draco's nape and pulled him forcefully back towards him. He dragged Draco's body on top of his again, his hands trailing Draco's sides and his arse. When they separated, Harry looked deeply into Draco's eyes. He guided his leg between Draco's thighs, locating it so it was pressing hard onto Draco's erection, and that allowed him to release the sweetest moans possible. Draco's eyes fluttered closed.

"Get yourself off like this, Malfoy." Harry teased with a wicked grin, and Draco's eyes burst open. His eyes were wide, his mouth shaped in a small o, and his eyebrows almost reached his hairline beneath his messy and sweaty fringe.

"You fucking git—"

"I won't help you. Do it like this or don't come at all." Harry said, and enjoyed the look of desperation in Draco's eyes.

He took a deep breath and glared as best as he could at Harry. "You're a cruel fucking bastard when drunk, Potter, I can't fucking stand you—"

"Draco," Harry said in a growl, his hands gripping onto Draco's hips and slamming him down against his thigh that let another sweet, high-pitched moan escape him. "Don't act as if you don't want it," He whispered in Draco's ear and kissed his neck. "Just do it, my darling. Ride my thigh, get yourself off like this."

And Draco moaned again.

His hips started moving in slow rhythm, and Harry's grin went wider. He almost felt proud, watching Draco ride his thigh like that, his eyes staring deeply into Harry's, their breaths intertwined, their scent was one of the same at this point.

Harry loved it all.

 

---

 

 

Today, 30th November at 4:23 A.M., Draco Malfoy's phone

Chat Room: the6musketeers

Pansy : omfg
Pansy : did anybody check
Pansy : if draco and harry came back last night

Ron : nahh
Ron : i thought harry spent the night again

Blaise : they're not here...

Ron : WHAT

Pansy : omfg
Pansy : they slept in ror

Ron : Hermione's gonna kill them

Blaise : lmfao
Blaise : draco's bed is still made hahahahaaha
Blaise : such horndogs

Pansy : its disturbing at this point

Ron : honestly

Harry : shut up

Ron : ????
Ron : u're awake???
Ron : come to gryffindor tower u idiot

Harry : no

Pansy : ABSHDAHS

Harry : u guys suck
Harry : piss off

Pansy : no

Blaise : no

Ron : nah

Harry : :/

 

 

Today at 12:25 P.M.

Harry : have fun in hogsmeade today
Harry : <3<3<3<3
Harry : ily

Draco : Thank you, my dear.
Draco : I love you, too.

Harry : if u get the chance buy me chocolate frogs

Draco : Ofc.

Harry : <3333

 

 

Today at 16:34 P.M.

Chat Room: HouseSlytherin

Astoria : can I
Astoria : like
Astoria : ask
Astoria : why the fuck Potter is getting his nails down in the Slytherin common room by Daphne

Daphne : he asked for it

Draco : He is what???

Blaise : ajsdsjafsas
Blaise : Draco's still out with his cousins he wasnt supposed to know

Pansy : yeah come on tori

Astoria : sorry??

Draco : What are you guys doing to him??

Daphne : What the fuck do you mean what are we doing to him???
Daphne : he wanted to hang out with us!!

Draco : Without Ron and Hermione?
Draco : I don't believe that.

Pansy : ...
Pansy : OKAY WE MIGHTVE INVITED HIM FOR GOSSIPS
Pansy : we're just slytherin-ising him

Draco : ...
Draco : Why.

Pansy : so momma cissa will like him more

Blaise : ahahaha

Draco : ...

Astoria : ohhh
Astoria : So that's why he's getting his nails painted black while being taught Slytherin ways?

Draco : Daphne, if you don't get your hands off of him in the next 5 minutes.

Daphne : dude calm down I'm almost down with his other hand

Draco : Daphne.

Daphne : nah dude

Draco : DAPHNE.

Blaise : dude
Blaise : dw about ur fucking bf
Blaise : we wont bite his head off for fucks sake

Pansy : ong
Pansy : go have fun with ur two hot cousins
Pansy : sweet merlin

Draco : STFU.

 

 

Today at 22:33 P.M.

Harry : so u dont like my nails??

Draco : Harry, I never said that.

Harry : :/

Draco : I don't.
Draco : They look really nice.
Draco : I like them.

Harry : <33

Draco : I imagine them looking nice wrapped around something...

Harry : WAT
Harry : WOAH THERE MALFOY
Harry : IDK WHAT U'RE THINKING OF
Harry : but im on board

Draco : Pfff.

Harry : ;)))

Draco : You know you have nice hands.

Harry : i do??
Harry : but they're so calloused

Draco : Yeah.
Draco : And bigger than mine.

Harry : holyshite
Harry : u're into that why is that a shocker to me

Draco : Lmao.

Harry : rawr
Harry : so you imagine my hands wrapped around something...

Draco : Oh good gods.

Harry : how about w some rings

Draco : Oh my gods.
Draco : Stop.
Draco : You know what you're doing.

Harry : i dooo
Harry : do u like it?

Draco : Very much.
Draco : Too much actually.
Draco : It's scary.
Draco : Take it back, Potter.

Harry : nah
Harry : <33

 

 

Today, 1st December at 9:02 A.M.

Pansy : question

Draco : Yes?

Pansy : where r u

Draco : Nowhere.

Pansy : hey
Pansy : not with potter i hope

Draco : Oof, you're going to hate what I'm about to say.

Pansy : >:(
Pansy : u clingy mfs

Draco : Shut up.
Draco : Go kiss your gf's vag.

Pansy : yk what
Pansy : I WILL

Draco : Ewwww lesbians.

Pansy : ewww faggots

Draco : Ayo.

Pansy : u started it.

Draco : Fair.

 

*~

 

Today at 14:22 P.M., Harry Potter's phone

Chat Room: MaraudersJrs

Uncle Padfoot : cub
Uncle Padfoot : cubbie
Uncle Padfoot : Harry James
Uncle Padfoot : Why wont he answer??

Dad : i'll try
Dad : he's my son after all
Dad : Bambi
Dad : Hey
Dad : its your dad
Dad : get over here!

Uncle Moony : You're both bad.
Uncle Moony : Harry.

Harry : yea moony?

Dad : WHAT

Uncle Padfoot : THE AUDACITY

Harry : what

Uncle Padfoot : why are u answering to moony but not to me or ur dad

Dad : yeah what he said

Harry : uhh
Harry : bc i can

Dad : bc you can????

Uncle Padfoot : the audacity

Harry : why were u calling for me

Uncle Padfoot : oh yea
Uncle Padfoot : Tell my why Narcissa Malfoy

Uncle Moony : Black, she's going back to Black, Sirius.

Uncle Padfoot : Yeah yeah she's my cousin
Uncle Padfoot : tell me why

Harry : aint nothing but a heartache

Dad : omg

Harry : tell me why

Dad : aint nothing but a mistake
Dad : tell me why

Harry : i never wanna hear you say

Dad : i want it that way

Harry : i want it that way

Uncle Padfoot : ... You rlly are James' kid

Uncle Moony : Seriously..

Uncle Padfoot : any fucking ways
Uncle Padfoot : as I was SAYING
Uncle Padfoot : Why has Narcissa Black
Uncle Padfoot : my cousin of mine
Uncle Padfoot : That I havent spoken to
Uncle Padfoot : in over
Uncle Padfoot : what?
Uncle Padfoot : 7 seven years now??
Uncle Padfoot : ask me
Uncle Padfoot : and my lil brother
Uncle Padfoot : Regulus

Harry : he was always my favourite

Uncle Padfoot : u lil bitch

Uncle Moony : Sirius!

Dad : heyyy pads dont call my son that

Uncle Padfoot : AS I WAS SAYING
Uncle Padfoot : why did she ask us both
Uncle Padfoot : about having a family reunion
Uncle Padfoot : with her and Andy
Uncle Padfoot : to rekindle
Uncle Padfoot : And start anew
Uncle Padfoot : with a Winter Hols Banquet??

Harry : huh
Harry : idk
Harry : sounds like
Harry : she wants to let the past be the past
Harry : since she's getting divorced with old man stinky lucius

Dad : ahahaha

Uncle Padfoot : Yes
Uncle Padfoot : Well
Uncle Padfoot : Why now?

Harry : bc he's a cheating lying dirtbag scum?

Uncle Padfoot : NOT THE DIVORCE WE KNEW IT WAS COMING
Uncle Padfoot : Im talking about the BANQUET

Harry : uhh
Harry : cuz
Harry : y not???

Uncle Padfoot : ...
Uncle Padfoot : this is a fucking ploy to get you in the same bedroom as Draco Malfoy so you two can have sex

Dad : WOAH PADFOOT

Uncle Moony : Okay, Sirius, I'm drawing the line!

Harry : WHAHSSJADASASDKSA
Harry : YOUR MIND GOES STRAIGHT TO THAT SIRIUS???

Uncle Padfoot : well
Uncle Padfoot : naturally
Uncle Padfoot : what else do new found boyfriends do when they finally can be in each others bedrooms all by themselves without adult supervision

Dad : i feel like you're just assuming Harry and Draco are gonna be like you and Remus back in school

Harry : yeah and theres a word for it
Harry : i just cant remember it

Uncle Moony : You'll get there eventually, Harry.

Harry : wow rude

Uncle Padfoot : I mean
Uncle Padfoot : come on
Uncle Padfoot : its obvious

Harry : to u maybe
Harry : also does that mean u're on board w the idea

Dad : I am
Dad : Have all the Blacks in the same room? That's an event you'll never see again

Harry : ofc u think like that
Harry : u thrive from the drama

Uncle Padfoot : Well
Uncle Padfoot : there is a reason he tried to apply to Theatre Club at a Muggle School he didn't even go to

Harry : ABSDASDHASHDS
Harry : 'she doesnt even go here'

Uncle Padfoot : Shut up

Uncle Moony : Sigh.
Uncle Moony : Can't we stay focused just for one minute.

Harry : sjdskasd
Harry : so the banquet???

Dad : We're doing it
Dad : I already told your Mum and she's getting into contact with Narcissa and Andromeda

Harry : OMFG FUCK YEAH

Uncle Padfoot : I dont approve

Uncle Moony : You say, but text Regulus to come home for the Winter Hols.

Uncle Padfoot : stop looking over my shoulder!!

Harry : ???
Harry : pads are u at hogwarts???

Uncle Padfoot : yea

Harry : WHY DIDNT U TELL ME???

Uncle Padfoot : u're too busy snogging the blondie

Harry : WHAT

Uncle Moony : We have the map, Harry.

Harry : OMFG

Dad : ahahahaha
Dad : anyways
Dad : Is Regulus in France still?

Uncle Padfoot : yea

Harry : is he coming???
Harry : pls say yes

Uncle Padfoot : He said he'll make his weekend free when they schedule the date

Harry : FUCK YEA
Harry : MY FAVOURITE BLACK

Uncle Padfoot : Yk what Haz
Uncle Padfoot : im coming for u in full dog form
Uncle Padfoot : we're gonna repeat third year

Harry : NO OMG IM SORRY
Harry : IM SORRY I TAKE IT BACK
Harry : DONT START CHASING ME AGAIN

Uncle Moony : He will not be chasing you!
Uncle Moony : Sirius, if you go out of this bedroom, I will personally make sure you don't walk for the remainder of the day.

Uncle Padfoot : holyshite not in front of the kid moony

Dad : SRERIOUSLY

Harry : MOONY

Uncle Moony : I didn't mean it like that!

Harry : WHAT ELSE DID U MEAN???

Uncle Moony : 'Cause he fucking broke his leg in third year chasing after you in his Animgaus form! For fucks sake, you all are terrible.

Harry : AADSASDJASDJASKAJSAKS

Dad : fairness u decided to be our friends

Harry : and u fell in love with pads

Dad : yea so its ur fault

Uncle Moony : Thank you for reminding me of the life I could have if I wasn't involved with any of you.

Uncle Padfoot : he doesnt mean that

 

 

Today, 2nd December at 00:22 A.M.

Draco : I geninuely hate mondays because its the days you get the clingiest.

Harry : hey
Harry : :(

Draco : Sigh.
Draco : You say while you're literally on top of my back.

Harry : ur hair smells so nice

Draco : You're suffocating me.

Harry : shut up
Harry : u like it

Draco : I really don't.

Harry : i'll make u blue and purple if u dont shut ur mouth

Draco : You weirdo.

Harry : but in the good ways
Harry : rawr

Draco : I'm kicking you out.

Harry : NOOOOOOOOOO
Harry : DRACOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Draco : SHUT UP.
Draco : You're SO LOUD.
Draco : You're going to wake up everybody else!

Harry : hey
Harry : you're in MY BED

Draco : Yeah, so SHUT UP.

Harry : :((

 

 

20 minutes later

 

 

Harry : i took a photo of u sleeping
Harry : its the cutest shit ever
Harry : ure gonna hate me in the morning
Harry : idc
Harry : i have it as my lockscreen
Harry : *sent a picture*
Harry : <3

 

 

Today at 8:24 A.M.

Draco : I hate you.

Harry : no u dont

Draco : I wish I did.

Harry : no you dont

Draco : Sigh.

Notes:

raaah im slowly coming back but not fully and that's why this was a big big boy!!! have at thee!! it has plot, it has smut, it has everything u little freaks need!! also, hozier's new song too sweet is killing me guys i cant even explain why and thats why i had to include this into this chapter

anyway.
imma disapear for months again.
byeee.

Chapter 18: 9th-15th December

Notes:

the way that i just wanted to write drarry with no reason or plot and this shit then turned into this. :/ im not talented, just dumbly accomplished with sheer luck and a will. a will to write two boys bicker and kiss and.. maybe more ;3

happy pride month u gay little nerds that are still reading harry potter fanfic. but, hey, me too, honey ;3333

Today, 9th December at 0:28 A.M., Draco Malfoy's phone

Chat Room: distantrelatives

Nymphadora : askdasdkds
Nymphadora : i dont do that

Sirius : You do do that

Nymphadora : OK
Nymphadora : I DID ONCE

Luna : nah uh
Luna : not once
Luna : not even twice

Sirius : oh lord

Nymphadora : Luna
Nymphadora : dont rat me out

Luna : what?
Luna : me?
Luna : ratting out?
Luna : Why would I ever do that?

Sirius : The boldest lie I've heard from her

Luna : :/
Luna : I don't think you can speak Uncle Siri

Regulus : Don't call him Uncle.
Regulus : That's just going to feed his ego.

Sirius : screw u reg
Sirius : wait
Sirius : why are you awake??

Regulus : Why are you?

Sirius : touché

Nymphadora : habsahsaha
Nymphadora : anyways
Nymphadora : whens Draco gonna respond

Luna : he's probably busy
Luna : with yk
Luna : taming the Lion

Nymphadora : OOOHHHH
Nymphadora : that was a good line lmao

Regulus : Or he's asleep, like a sane person.

Sirius : nah
Sirius : he's probably with Harry

Nymphadora : those little rascals

Luna : smh
Luna : and they dont even use protection

Nymphadora : ABDAHSSAH

Sirius : WHAT

Regulus : Oh, gods.

Draco : WHAT THE FUCK, LUNA??

Luna : oh hi!!
Luna : so ig he wasnt busy enough to pretend like he's not reading this

Draco : WHAT'S WITH PEOPLE ASSUMING ME AND HARRY ARE DOING ANYTHING OF THE SORTS???

Sirius : a lot kid

Regulus : Sigh.

Draco : I said this once.
Draco : I'll say it again.
Draco : Delete this group chat.

Nymphadora : nah

Sirius : why

Luna : lol

Draco : We don't need a group chat!

Regulus : I agree.
Regulus : We'll be seeing each other at the banquet anyway.

Nymphadora : ok and when are we ever gonna hang after that?

Regulus : ...

Nymphadora : exactly
Nymphadora : anyways

Draco : It's a monday...

Nymphadora : u shouldve thought of that when u invited jr potter to crawl in ur bed 2nite

Luna : heshehehe

Draco : He's not even here.

Sirius : sure

Nymphadora : yea right

Luna : bold lie

Regulus : ...

Draco : Wow.
Draco : Screw you all except Regulus.

Regulus : I know Harry is there with you, Draco, it's pretty obvious.

Draco : WOW.
Draco : I take it back.
Draco : You ALL suck.

Sirius : BAHAAHHA

Luna : lol

Nymphadora : GET REKT

 

 

Today at 9:23 A.M.

Chat Room: the6musketeers

Pansy : i cant believe
Pansy : that not even Regulus believed him

Blaise : RIGHT???

Harry : lol

Draco : Shut up.

Hermione : ...
Hermione : Don't you have charms right now with Ravenclaw?

Blaise : yes
Blaise : and?

Pansy : we
Pansy : cant be friends
Pansy : but i'd like to just pretend

Blaise : u fuckinh arianator

Harry : didnt she break up a married couple???

Pansy : ???
Pansy : potter keeps up with GOSS??

Harry : ofc??

Pansy : over the months i've gotten to know u
Pansy : why is this shocking to me

Harry : idk
Harry : lmfao

Draco : Shut up. Both of you.

Pansy : never

Harry : no bby

Blaise : *vomits*

Harry : SHUT UP BLAISE
Harry : anyways
Harry : y'all wanna hang today

Pansy : if by 'hang' u mean trash talk in the library under the pretense that we're studying where u can grope Draco under the table
Pansy : then sure

Blaise : SO I WASNT THE ONLY ONE THAT SAW THAT???

Ron : BAHAHAGDGHAHAA

Harry : ayoo
Harry : i feel called out now

Draco : ...

Harry : :/

Draco : How about we actually study for once?

Hermione : Yes! Please!

Pansy : nah

Blaise : ew why

Ron : pls no

Harry : books will kill me u guys know that

Draco : ...
Draco : Hermione, let's go find some actual intelligent people to study with.

Hermione : Yes, please!

Ron : they dont mean that lol

Pansy : dont be too sure weasley
Pansy : Draco can take ANYTHING literal
Pansy : also
Pansy : we can be smart

Blaise : rarely without Hermione and Draco

Pansy : ok
Pansy : fair

Harry : we're not that bad wdym

Ron : Haz...

Pansy : uhhh

Draco : ...

Harry : ok everyone shut up
Harry : i wont ever ask again to hang out
Harry : smh
Harry : i hate this friend group

Pansy : thanks boo

Blaise : relatable

Pansy : dude shut up

Blaise : no u shut up

Draco : I'm moving seats.

Pansy : BAHADGAGSAH

Blaise : flitwick is gonna kills us again

Pansy : im going to pin that on u

Blaise : u slut

Pansy : says the manwhore to the lesbian

Blaise : u're still a slut
Blaise : lesbian slut
Blaise : pillow princess

Pansy : DAMN
Pansy : true tho

Blaise : PUKE

Draco : Stop.

Pansy : no

Blaise : kasdkasjdkasdjejsjsdfjesjfdksjsdkfjkdsfjksjaksjwkjdaskdksajdksdjas

Draco : Blaise, stop.

Blaise : akdjksdjaksdjaksjak
Blaise : ajsdkasjdijesjdjsaskjds

Harry : how tf is he doing that that quick???

Blaise : asjdsajdaksdjaskdjdjffd
Blaise : sdkasdkajriejsjasjdkei
Blaise : ajsdkasjdeajsdjasd

Pansy : he perfected it in third year

Blaise : askdlaskddjajuhsudsawhds
Blaise : askdashdfhesuiajsdaos
Blaise : asjdasudashjdhes

Pansy : pop off king

Blaise : akdaksdjsdhsdjaskjdaskjdsa
Blaise : aksdasjduejsjdckjadsas
Blaise : asdkaskdjaijdaij
Blaise : akdkasjdkasjdiejasd

Harry : pls no-

Blaise : askdjkasjdiejiadi
Blaise : asdkasdfjeishajsdjasd

Ron : this is getting annoying

Blaise : adsasjdasidasdj
Blaise : asdjkasdjijdiajsias
Blaise : asdkjsjiasjdasdjhehadh
Blaise : asdkjasjdkasdj
Blaise : asdja

Pansy : OMG
Pansy : BAShdAGSA

Harry : waht
Harry : what did just happen

Ron : he stopped spamming-

Pansy : CAUSE DRACO THREW HIS PHONE ON THE GROUND

Harry : WHAT

Ron : BAHAGAAGSAH

Draco : He deserved it.
Draco : Anyways.

Pansy : blaise is LIVID
Pansy : ASDKASJADJA

 

 

Today at 18:02 P.M.

Chat Room: distantrelatives

Sirius Black has added Narcissa Malfoy & Andromeda Tonks into the Group Chat

Draco : WHAT.
Draco : Okay, this has gone TOO FAR.

Nymphadora : mummy!!! auntyy!!!

Mum : Hello, Dora.

Aunt 'Dromeda : Hello.

Regulus : Oh no...

Luna : :D

Draco : I wish to not exist.

Sirius : why so moody, reggie jr?

Regulus : ...

Draco : So long I'm not called Severus Jr.

Regulus : lmao.

Sirius : AHAHAha

Mum : Oh, is this a chatroom for you guys to goof around?

Draco : I never approved of this.

Regulus : Neither did I.

Aunt 'Dromeda : Aww, this is adorable.

Draco : no its not

Luna : yes it is
Luna : :D

Aunt 'Dromeda : Luna, you always just make me want to pinch your cheeks.

Luna : <3333

Draco : How come you're her favourite and she's not even your aunt by blood.

Luna : im just better at being a people person
Luna : :3

Draco : ... That's such a shocker.

Nymphadora : Luna is always good at being a people person

Sirius : yeah she is

Luna : :D

Draco : OKAY, ENOUGH.

Nymphadora : ohhh Dracooooo

Draco : No.

Nymphadora : how is haarrryyyy

Draco : No.
Draco : Stop.
Draco : You're asking to embarrass me.

Nymphadora : whaaat
Nymphadora : i would neverrrrr

Luna : kskeskejskjs

Regulus : This is chaotic.
Regulus : Is that why Sirius added Narcissa and Andy?

Aunt 'Dromeda : Do you guys always ask Draco about Harry?

Sirius : sometimes
Sirius : other times he just talks about him without having to mention him

Draco : I do NOT.

Sirius : u do

Draco : I don't.

Nymphadora : i think ur mixing it up with Harry
Nymphadora : he's the one who talks about Draco 24/7 without having to mention him

Draco : STOP.

Nymphadora : why?
Nymphadora : its trueee

Draco : I am not liking this.

Sirius : kasdjsjdaha

Regulus : Ugh, boy.

Mum : Well.

Draco : Mum, please...

Mum : What? I wasn't going to say anything.

Draco : I can feel it coming.
Draco : Please, don't.

Mum : Fine, fine.
Mum : Another day.

Sirius : what
Sirius : hey
Sirius : unfairrr
Sirius : what was she gonna say

Draco : None of your business.

Sirius : im going to bite u blondie

Mum : Sirius.

Sirius : very softly
Sirius : in a very fond way

Regulus : Sure...

Aunt 'Dromeda : No biting, Sirius.
Aunt 'Dromeda : We all know you're into that, but let's refrain from turning more people like you.

Draco : WHAT.

Sirius : AYO
Sirius : I DIDNT MEAN IT LIKE THAT

Regulus : Omg...

Nymphadora : AHSgAGAHAHAH

Luna : :0

Draco : I don't like this at all.

 

*~

 

Today, 10th December at 3:23 A.M., Harry Potter's phone

Chat Room: MaraudersJrs

Harry : stop
Harry : harassing my bf
Harry : sirius orion lupin

Uncle Pads : rude
Uncle Pads : I am not doing such things
Uncle Pads : and dont use my full name

Harry : SHUT UP
Harry : YOU ARE
Harry : HIS PHONE KEEPS BLOWING UP EVEN IF HE BLOCKS YOU
Harry : HOW
Harry : DAD

Dad : Sirius
Dad : leave my son-in-law alone

Harry : OMG AHDAHSGDAHSdadasdksad

Uncle Pads : Son-in-Law already?????
Uncle Pads : im going to faint

Dad : dramatic much

Uncle Moony : Harry, you have school tomorrow!
Uncle Moony : Go to bed!
Uncle Moony : Be grateful I'm not giving you detention again for sleeping in Draco's dormitory!

Harry : homophobic

Uncle Moony : Harry James Potter.

Harry : :/
Harry : why r u awake moony???
Harry : u have a class to teach tomorrow!!!

Uncle Moony : Don't get cocky with me, Mr Potter.

Harry : :U

Dad : hey im mr potter

Uncle Moony : Jr.*

Dad : haha
Dad : better

Uncle Moony : Go to bed, Harry.

Harry : no

Uncle Pads : he takes after James

Dad : u're the one who stays up all night for mr wolf man
Dad : bark bark awooo type shit

Harry : WAHAHSHD
Harry : WHERE DID HE LEARN HOW TO TALK LIKE THAT???

Dad : nymphadora

Harry : ADJSKASDKJSJDK

Uncle Pads : JAMES

Dad : its true tho dont lie

Harry : STOP
Harry : EW
Harry : IDOTNWANANKNO

Uncle Moony : Harry.

Harry : UGHUGHUGH
Harry : itS FINEEE MOONy
Harry : its the last week till the winter hols
Harry : not my fault im hyper

Uncle Pads : see, its the winter banquet's fault
Uncle Pads : i have a better idea
Uncle Pads : lets cancel it and stay home and eat lily's famous pudding instead while watching shitty christmas movies

Harry : no
Harry : we're gonna have the banquet
Harry : we're gonna have fun
Harry : u're going to reunit with ur cousins
Harry : have an extravagent night with gossip
Harry : get wasted on elf wine and talk shit about everyone behind our backs
Harry : and i
Harry : and i will finally get to cuddle with draco in my room
Harry : AHSEHHAWHEEEHHSEHJ
Harry : :3333

Dad : See
Dad : I cant tell if he's giggling, kicking his feet in the air or jumping around in his dorm rn

Harry : all the above dad

Dad : Thats my boy
Dad : *pat pat*

Uncle Pads : i dont like the fact that you said "*pat pat*"
Uncle Pads : and ew
Uncle Pads : kitschy

Dad : shut up
Dad : as if u dont do all those things as well when Remus texts u

Uncle Pads : >:C
Uncle Pads : u filthy bastard

Dad : HEY

Uncle Moony : I'm going to murder you all.
Uncle Moony : I miss Peter.

Dad : man, I do too

Uncle Pads : honestly

Harry : what if he's reading the chat rn and is gonna surprise us and come back for christmas

Dad : aww that'd be sweet of him

Uncle Pads : PEETE
Uncle Pads : COME BACK PEETE
Uncle Pads : WE MISS U WORMY

Harry : i thought we made it clear that spamming wont ever work with him :/

Uncle Moony : Go to bed. Please.
Uncle Moony : You all are going to be the death of me.

Harry : im not tired tho

Uncle Pads : neither am i

Dad : me three

Uncle Moony : I hate you all.

Uncle Pads : <3333

Dad : love u too moony

Harry : should we make a chat where moony isnt involved so we can spare him

Uncle Moony : Please.
Uncle Moony : Wait.
Uncle Moony : No.
Uncle Moony : Then you three will start planning stuff you won't tell Lily or me about.
Uncle Moony : I don't like that thought.

Uncle Pads : omg why did he have to think so far ahead

Dad : i didnt even think that far ahead
Dad : lmfao

Uncle Pads : we taught Harry to drive a motorcycle once without ur assistance and now we're deemed bad father figures

Uncle Moony : Precisely.

Harry : ASDHASSjhha

Dad : Hey
Dad : Im not a bad parent!

Harry : yeah he isnt

Uncle Moony : That is very debatable.

Uncle Pads : PFFF

Dad : im being slandered
Dad : harry help ur old man

Harry : u're not that old

Dad : :0
Dad : D:

Uncle Moony : UGH.

Harry : ABAHAHAHAH

Uncle Pads : Moony's mood drastically changed
Uncle Pads : uh-oh

Uncle Moony : I'm blocking you all.

Harry : :/

Dad : :/

Uncle Pads : :/

 

5 minutes later

 

Harry : SIRIUS IF U DONT STOP SPAMMING DRACO RN

Uncle Pads : nobody here lets me have any sort of fun

Dad : im coming over to steal ur phone siri

Uncle Pads : ooohh sleepover without lily and remus
Uncle Pads : what will we get up to

Dad : lets paint our nails and braid each other's hair

Uncle Pads : u need to have hair for that first tho, james

Dad : HEY

Uncle Pads : HABSAHSH

Harry : ASDNAJCJD

Uncle Moony : SHUT UP.

 

 

---

 

Harry James Potter is not clingy.

Well, that's at least what he's trying to convince everyone. It's not really working when he's hip-attached to his boyfriend.

And, in his defence, he's just keeping an eye on him. Over the weeks since they've gotten public with their relationship, there were a few idiot people that would corner Draco and make fun of him, call him names, and even sometimes they'd hex him if he doesn't answer them in a way they like. Of course, Draco can defend himself, Harry knows that probably the best out of everyone. But he wants to be there for him, regardless. He shouldn't be hexed at all.

So every time Draco was without Pansy or Blaise, or without Hermione and Luna, or if he was just alone for the moment, Harry always was by his side. Well, less frequently in the Slytherin Common Room, because there he'd, Draco, kick out Harry for being too clingy.

But, now, with the winter hols being a week away, Harry saw that Draco gave up on trying to send him away, and instead, embraced Harry in the cold, damp Common Room of theirs that was for some odd reason underground, and had no proper heating besides the Fireplace in the Common Room and a smaller fireplace in each dormitory, because Harry was indeed a walking furnace. And did Harry mind this? Of course not. Why should he? He loved every minute of getting to hold Draco, to hide him away from everyone, to give him warmth, to just hug him. Sometimes, and rarely, Harry would hear Draco lightly humming a song while half-asleep on his chest, the fire in the room growing dimmer.

It was, what? About Eleven O'Clock at noon, and the two of them were still on the sofas in the common room. Harry wasn't feeling tired, so he somehow made it with just watching Draco lay on his chest, his hands cascading over Draco's soft hair.

How he didn't get bored of this an hour ago surprises him.

"Potty," Harry raised his head, looking over to the stairwell that led to the dormitories and saw Pansy standing there in her sleeping joggers and t-shirt that almost fell off her shoulder. It was an old Nirvana shirt, not the colourful ones, thank god, and he was pretty sure those joggers belonged to Blaise or Draco. The girl had her hair up in a bun, her arms crossed against her chest and her slippers tapped on the ground, almost impatiently. "Are you just going to let him sleep there all night?"

"Er," Harry said as eloquently as ever, voice above a quiet whisper. "No? I mean, I don't want to ruin his sleep." He answered, glancing back down at the sleeping boy, a soft smile falling on his face when Draco grumbled something over a textbook he didn't finish reading.

"Let's be honest, that maniac is going to get up again and stay up all night anyway," Pansy said in a sigh, walking over and standing over them. "The prick does not know how to maintain a sleeping schedule."

"It's his insomnia," Harry grumbled out, glaring at Pansy halfheartedly. Pansy's eyes twitched, and her frown deepened. "It's not his fault."

"He can take sleeping draught," Pansy said. "We both know that Madame Pomfrey wouldn't mind giving that to him, he's probably one of the only students that she likes that doesn't end up in the Hospital Wing as much as you."

Harry rolled his eyes, ignoring that comment. "And risk him getting addicted to that shit? Yeah, no way," Harry said, scoffing quietly. Draco and Hermione did a study about a group of people who got addicted to sleeping draught so much that they one day just couldn't wake up, and died in their sleep. So, yeah, Harry's been a bit wary of that stuff now. "It's easier this way, and I'm always up before ten, anyway."

"Because you apparently also don't sleep." Pansy deadpanned, tapping her nails impatiently on her arms with a raised brow. Harry's mouth quirked up.

"When the night calls—"

"If you call yourself Batman right now, I'm going to fucking suffocate you." She threatened, and Harry held in his laugh. He looked back at Draco, watching his resting face and slowly tucked a piece of strand away from his eyes.

"He looks so peaceful." Harry hummed quietly, his hands gently placed on Draco's head and keeping him close to his chest.

Pansy, beside him, grabbed a pillow from the other sofa and sat down on the ground next to them, laying her head on the edge near Harry. "He really does," she agreed. The silence passed them through, and Harry was unsure what was really happening right now. Him and Pansy, just watching Draco sleep. Totally not creepy... "I'm scared you're going to hurt him, Harry." She said softly, almost too quietly for Harry to hear, but he was so glad he caught that.

"I would never—"

"I know you wouldn't," she interrupted, looking him in the eyes. Her eyes were a burning hazel, the light from the fire illuminating her. She sighed, running a hand down her face. "You would never do that. I know, Harry. But I've seen him hurt over you so many times, and even hurt over other people. I'm terrified he's going to end up in a bad place, with everything that has happened to him. He's always had a strong head, he doesn't listen when he's truly made his mind about something," she continued to say, and Harry just looked at her, as her hands started to toy with one another. A form of stimulation. She was nervous. When was Pansy Parkinson ever nervous? "And right now, this entire month and last month had gone too well, till his father found out... but even after that, things just kept getting better. I'm– I don't even know why I'm scared, I'm just terrified of something happening, something that's going to make him fall completely apart, that's going to make him go a certain way he promised he'd never, and I keep thinking about what if Lucius never found out, would it be the same? Would he still have outed you guys at Seamus's party? Would you guys be even remotely close as you guys are now, attached to the hip almost? What if—"

"Pansy," Harry interrupted before she could continue to spiral, shifting himself so he'd very quietly, but swiftly could move Draco and rearrange himself so that he could sit up and grab hold of Pansy's hands that were shaking. "I understand," he said softly, and her eyes were darting from one to another. "I feel that almost everyday with him. I'm terrified of messing up, making him hate me for real, and I'm always wondering if I'm making him uncomfortable, if I'm making him anxious, if I should stray away from him a bit so that he can have his space, if I should stop guarding him like he's some Prince who needs protection," he said in a soft voice, glancing over to Draco to see if he's woken up some way. He hoped not. He glanced back at Pansy and saw her eyes water up.

"I'm always scared of making him run, but he's never done that. And I don't think he'd ever do that. Never. Especially not to you," he said. He darted his tongue out to wetten his lips as his mind continued to come up with something to say, something to explain his thoughts better than mushed up emotions. "I'm just a boyfriend right now," he said in a shaky voice. "There's no telling if we ever work outside of this teenage romance. We really don't know. I keep calling him the love of my life, because it feels like it is. But I'm not sure I'm his. And," he said quietly, his voice shaky. "And.. I think I'm okay with that. I'm okay with only having him for a little while. I'm okay with just keeping a bit of him.

"Because you, Pansy," he glanced at her, and saw her mouth slightly agape. "You are someone who definitely is there with him even if we weren't meant to be. You were here for him at the start, and I'm sure that you will be there when he's moved on from me. He'll always need you more than me, because you guys have that friendship that will always work out. I just know it. I can feel it. That I can promise you, Parkinson." He said softly, and watched as Pansy's bottom lip trembled.

She took a breath, watching Harry with wide eyes.

"You two are meant to be, Potter, and if so god helps you that you break up with him—"

"I would never—"

"—Which I know you wouldn't," Pansy interrupted again. "But it's the thought that counts. You are Draco's first love, and I'm sure you will be his last. You are right. I am going to be there for him when shit goes berserk, and I'm going to be there for him when he moves on from you," Harry's breath got heavier, but Pansy quickly continued. "And with that I mean I will be there to comfort him after your death because you're probably going to pick a stupid job that's going to cost you your life, and I will be there for him to remind him how much of an idiot you were," Harry closed his eyes, smiling at the thought. "But I'll also be there to count all the nights where you treasured him like right now. That I can promise you, Potter."

Harry smiled, tilting his head to her side. She smiled at him as well, and the moment passed between them.

"Man, you guys are such fucking sops." Harry's eyes widened along with Pansy's, both of them turning to look at Harry's lap.

Draco was gazing at them, head tilted shortly up and his arms under his chin. How Harry hadn't felt that, was also a surprise to him.

"How long were you awake?" Pansy asked, her voice high-pitched and oddly not Pansy-like.

"When you sat down here." Draco said between a yawn and a stretch. He sat up properly, crawling closer to Harry and laying his head on his shoulder.

Pansy groaned, running both of her hands down her face. " Fuuuuckkk. "

"Who knew Harry James Potter and Pansy Aurora Parkinson could be having such a heartfelt conversation about me, Draco Lucius Malfoy, in a common, almost heart-melting, way?" He said in a slow drawl, and Harry felt his cheeks tinge pink along with Pansy's.

"Shut up, I said nothing, I hate you, and goodnight." She got up, throwing the pillow she was sitting on at Draco and heading over to the stairwell.

"I should've recorded that," Draco mused, and Pansy stilled in her angry stomping. She slowly turned around and walked back, taking the pillow out of Draco's hands and hitting him repeatedly, almost knocking Harry's glasses in the process. "Oh my— Stop! Pansy, STOP!" He demanded, but she continued for a bit before she actually did.

"I wish you a goodnight." She said finally, stomping back all the way to the stairwell.

"I love you, too, you sop." Draco yelled at her with a cheesy smile, and honestly, it wasn't Harry's fault if it was this contagious.

"I said goodnight!" Pansy yelled back, already heading upstairs. Harry cackled, quietly, as it was probably midnight by now. He didn't even notice Draco gaze at him with a lovesick smile, but when he did, his cheeks turned red as fast as possible.

Draco wrapped his arms around Harry's shoulders, leaning himself close as Harry pushed himself away. "Stop," he said quietly, his voice trembling for a different reason now. "Stop that! Draco!" he leaned his back over the armrest, Draco draped on top of him.

"I love you so much, you big dumb oaf," is all he said, kissing Harry quietly and holding his face with his hands so he couldn't turn away. When he pulled away, he didn't pull far away, his lips still ghosting over Harry's as he talked. "You sympathetic, little shit, you've never done anything but make me feel loved, made me feel seen, made me feel comforted, I could never get tired of you, you complete me completely, there's no way that I could ever move on from you, and Pansy's right, she would be there with me to make fun of you even in death, because you would pick a job that would almost cost you your life, and—"

Harry was now the one shutting him up by kissing him, his arms twisted over Draco's waist and flipping them over, trapping Draco under his body. He placed one hand on the armrest, caging Draco in as the other held onto his chin, tilting him up so that Harry could kiss him roughly. He slotted his thigh between Draco's pressing onto him and getting a delicious whimper in return.

"I love you, too, you sweet blond idiot—"

"Shut up and kiss me." Draco gasped against his lips, his hands pulling Harry down again by his face, their lips soundly smacking against each other.

And Harry did kiss him. He kissed him till his breath ran out, he kissed him till he Draco whimpered underneath him, diligently rubbing himself on Harry's thigh and pulling Harry's hair roughly.

It was so them in a way that had Harry groaning, that had Draco whining, and it was driving them both mad.

 

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Today, 11th December at 14:23 P.M., Draco Malfoy's phone

Chat Room: HouseSlytherin

Millie : Is Potter a resident Slytherin now?
Millie : Are we going to dress him up in the Slytherin Uniform now??

Daphne : OMG
Daphne : THATD BE AMAZING

Pansy : green does suit him better

Draco : No.

Millie : WHY IS HERE AGAIN????

Draco : Why not?

Astoria : this is why other houses think they can just waltz in here
Astoria : BC POTTER IS ALWAYS HERE

Millie : EXACTLY
Millie : I SAW ERNIE MF MCMILLAN ASK TRACEY DAVIS HERE FOR HELP ON THEIR ASTRONOMY PROJECT

Pansy : EWWWWWW ERNIE
Pansy : OUT OF ALL THE PARTNERS U COULDVE CHOSEN TRACEY

Tracey : Stfu.

Astoria : she prolly has something for hufflepuffs

Tracey : I don't.

Astoria : u probably do

Tracey : No.

Millie : I saw Susan Bones kissing her so

Tracey : WHAT
Tracey : WHEN

Millie : literally last night when u thought no one else was in the common room

Tracey : THATS SO NOT TRUE

Astoria : SUSAN AND TRACEY?????
Astoria : THAT IS SOOO ADORABLE OMGGGGG

Tracey : SHUT UP.

Draco : ... Well.

Tracey : Draco.

Draco : Yes, Tracey?

Tracey : Back me up, you are probably tired of people talking about you and Potter as well.

Draco : ...
Draco : She is right.

Pansy : NO
Pansy : DRACO NO
Pansy : DONT U DARE BETRAY ME LIKE THIS
Pansy : DONT JOIN TRACEY'S SIDE

Draco : Tracey, would you like to study with me and Hermione today in the Library?

Tracey : Oh, I would love to!

Pansy : U BITCH
Pansy : U BACKSTABBING BITCH
Pansy : IM GOING TO KILL U
Pansy : IM GOING TO SUFFOCATE U AND UR HOT BF
Pansy : IM GOING TO SHIT ON UR GRAVES
Pansy : IM GOING TO DIG UP UR BODIES AND BRING U BACK TO LIVE JUST TO KILL U AGAIN

Blaise : ...
Blaise : what did Tracey do to make Pansy act like that???

Tracey : I wonder that every single day.

Pansy : she knows what she did

Tracey : No
Tracey : I genuinely don't know.
Tracey : What did I do?

Pansy : ....
Pansy : .......
Pansy : ...
Pansy : ........
Pansy : ..

Blaise : ASDHasz

 

 

Today at 20:23 P.M.

Chat Room : the6musketeers

Ron : we're having a movie marathon in Gryffindor common room
Ron : and Hermione told me to invite u guys so

Pansy : OOOHH NEAT
Pansy : what we're watching???

Ron : idk we're still debating thats why y'all should come up

Blaise : bet
Blaise : lets watch Anabelle

Pansy : NO
Pansy : THAT SHIT TRAUMATISED ME BLAISE

Blaise : ahahaha

Harry : cocomelon

Pansy : i-

Ron : Harry im going to throw u off this tower

Harry : duh duh duh duh do 
Harry : WACK

Ron : im gonna duh duh duh duh do wack your head

Harry : LMFAO

Pansy : yeah we're coming
Pansy : oh yeah were is Draco
Pansy : is he not with u Harry?

Harry : no
Harry : with hermione and tracey

Pansy : THAT BITCH IS STILL WITH HER
Pansy : IM GOING TO KILL HIM

Blaise : BAAHAGAHA

Harry : lmfao

Draco : You'll have to find us first.

Pansy : HARRY GIVE ME THE MAP

Harry : i dont have it
Harry : professor lupin took it away again :c

Pansy : FUCK

Draco : Haha.

Pansy : SHUT UP SLUT

Draco : Not a slut.

Harry : yeah hey wtf pans

Pansy : SHUT UP

 

 

Today at 23:00 P.M.

Severus : Where are you?

Draco : Huh?
Draco : Why?
Draco : I'm in my dorm?

Severus : No, you are not.
Severus : Your father has arrived here.

Draco : WHAT.

Severus : That's why I asked where you are.
Severus : Maybe it's better that you are spending the night somewhere else, he's demanding your presence and is even adamant about storming into your dorm.

Draco : Is he crazy?!

Severus : Yes, he is.
Severus : Professor Hagrid is coming by to take him away, but he was screaming your name all over the castle.

Draco : What the fuck...

Severus : Stay where you are.
Severus : He is not moving for quite a while.

Draco : You got it, sir.

Severus : And...
Severus : Be careful.

Draco : Yes, sir.

 

 

Today at 23:07 P.M.

Chat Room: the6musketeers

Harry : WHAT
Harry : THE
Harry : FUCK

Pansy : RIGHT???
Pansy : also Ron's jumper is here by Hermione's bed so something happened later today huh?

Hermione : OMG, STOP SNOOPING AROUND MY BED!

Ron : AHUHDSJHDS

Draco : ...
Draco : Welp.

Harry : he's so weird
Harry : lucius

Pansy : and creepy

Blaise : and crazy

Draco : You guys say that as if you didn't already know.

Harry : but why would he stoop so low to fucking sneak into the castle???

Pansy : cause he's a deadbeat dad

Draco : Sigh.
Draco : I really don't care so long I don't have to see him.

Harry : ofc bby
Harry : i'll keep u safe

Pansy : AHEM

Harry : we'll*

Pansy : good

Blaise : lmfao
Blaise : anyway
Blaise : why did we all have to scatter in the gryffindor dormitories
Blaise : we totally couldved finished that movie

Pansy : blame Hermione and her superstitions

Hermione : Hey!
Hermione : If Lucius knows that Draco isn't in his dormitory, where would he go to look for next?

Pansy : ...

Blaise : The Gryffindor Dormitories

Hermione : Exactly!
Hermione : And I know Professor Snape and Hagrid would never allow Lucius to even change floors, we need to be cautious!

Draco : This feels a little too much though.
Draco : I mean, it's just my father.

Pansy : JUST UR FATHER???
Pansy : Draco, thats the man that was sure that he had u under his control for like ever
Pansy : the man that convinced you to be cruel to other people
Pansy : the man that LITERALLY was going to force u under the unbreakable vow to keep his cheating a secret

Draco : ...

Pansy : what else could the bastard be able to do?
Pansy : remember all the tales that Luna's father told us about their childhood?

Draco : ...

Pansy : Lucius is a vile man, Draco
Pansy : we're keeping you safe from him
Pansy : because he doesnt get to have you

Draco : ...
Draco : Thank you, Pansy.

Pansy : ofc

Blaise : for a second i was just thinking i accidentally hacked into their private conversation and forgot that they're talking in the main gc

Pansy : ADJAJHDHAS

Ron : honestly..
Ron : Ive never seen Pansy talk like that about Draco lol

Harry : i have

Pansy : shut UP potter

Harry : lmfao

Hermione : I find it adorable.
Hermione : Their friendship is amazing.

Blaise : by tomorrow you'll call their friendship toxic again bc they're gonna start calling each other slurs again

Hermione : ...

Pansy : BAAHGAGAAH

Draco : Well.
Draco : Is he wrong?

Pansy : ASDHJAUSASU

Harry : LMFAO

Blaise : am I ever wrong?

Pansy : yes
Pansy : definitely

Harry : 100%

Draco : All the time, Blaise.

Blaise : WOW
Blaise : FUCK U GUYS

Ron : LMFAO

Draco : One example can be; Shagging Cedric Diggory.

Blaise : no
Blaise : that choice was not wrong in the slightest
Blaise : HE'S HOT

Ron : AJDADSKSdKj

Harry : he rlly isnt-
Harry : ok yk what

Draco : ...
Draco : HARRY???

Harry : I MEAN
Harry : NOTHING
Harry : HE LOOKS LIKE GARBAGE CAUGHT ON FIRE
Harry : LIKE A VERY UGLY SALAD
Harry : LIKE AN OVER FRIED SHRIMP
Harry : LIKE AN OVERSIZED UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATER

Hermione : Ugly Christmas Sweaters are cute in their own way!

Pansy : i cant breathe over the very ugly salad part omfg holy shit

Blaise : OVER FRIED SHRIMP???
Blaise : MY MAN HAS THE TAN OF THE GODS
Blaise : AND HAIR OF SILK AND CLOUDS

Draco : Ew.

Blaise : shut up
Blaise : i used those words from UR potter dictionary

Draco : WHAT.

Pansy : WHAT

Harry : WHAT

Blaise : *sent a picture*
Blaise : he called harry those things once

Draco : OMG I DID.

Pansy : OMG HE DID

Harry : AHAHASDJkasdjassa

Ron : BAHAGAHDA

Hermione : Aww.

Blaise : so im a poet

Draco : By my own words.
Draco : You're a thief.

Harry : tan of the gods oml
Harry : the winter is taking mine and hermione's melanin

Hermione : ...
Hermione : Fair enough, he's right.

Draco : Still tan of the gods.

Harry : asdjasdajsdj
Harry : ily

Draco : You're next to me, say it in person.

Pansy : DONT FLIRT IN HERE
Pansy : U GUYS DONT SEE HERMIONE AND RON DOING THAT
Pansy : HAVE SOME DECENCY

Ron : only bc hermione can't flirt thru messages and is better at it in person

Hermione : ...
Hermione : It's awkward through messages..

Pansy : lmAO

 

 

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"We will be severely punished!" Hermione hissed quietly towards Harry and Pansy, who had her cornered by a bookshelf in the library. "Nonetheless, the risks we'd be taking! It's bad enough that the two of you have gained a rebellious streak of throwing parties every night or so, but to sneak out to Hogsmeade? Without a visitation right? For fucks sake!"

Harry winced, but Pansy rattled on with her needy hands clinging onto the book that Hermione was using to shield herself from her claws. "But we won't! We'll have the map and the cloak! And we wouldn't be out for long, not like the stores would allow us in anyway! A group of six-to-nine kids, wandering about town in the dark?" Pansy said, her brows furrowed like she could convince Hermione.

Which, in fair hindsight, she could. Only sometimes. Harry noticed the same rebellious streak rising in Hermione for the last couple of weeks, her own teenage urges to cause chaos peeking out. It's only a matter of time for her to break out. Harry was under the assumption that they could not sneak out, but Pansy was adamant to make the Thursday night count.

For some reason.

Maybe because they're leaving early in the morning on Saturday for Winter Hols.

"Hermione, I swear, nothing will happen to us!" She promised, closing in on Hermione, and Harry saw her eyes glazing over in thought, her brows furrowed and her bottom lip between her teeth. She's actually considering it. Holy shit, maybe Hermione does like the chaos of it all. "Have I ever made an empty promise before? Back me up, Harry."

Just then they acknowledge him and Harry sprung in. "Ehm," he said eloquently. "Right, never. She never does that."

"Wonderfully told, Potter." Pansy deadpans and Harry winced again, scratching the back of his head.

Hermione sighs loudly, and Harry tenses as does Pansy.

Then. " Fiiinee ," Hermione dragged out the syllables and Pansy gave a little jump of excitement. "But, so Merlin helps me, if something goes wrong, I'm beheading all of you!"

Pansy squealed, punched Harry in the arm and then kissed Hermione's cheek. "You won't have to! I have to go tell the others!" She said, running out to find the others that sat all by the study table. Hermione kept her glare even on Harry, and he shoved his hands in his front pockets and avoided eye contact.

"It was all her plan, I swear." He pleaded, and heard Hermione scoff.

"Do shut up," she said, and forced Harry to look up. "and keep your eyes on the person while you're talking!"

"You sound like my mum." Harry said quietly, leaning on the bookshelf, and grinning as Hermione's eyes sparkled in pride.

"Because your mum is smarter than any father figure you've had, except for Professor Lupin." She said with a nod, opening the book in her hands and letting her eyes skim over the pages.

Harry scoffed this time, looking away to the end of the hall where the study group table sat. "Says the class-favourite," His eyes stuck to the blond, his blond, Draco, as Pansy, in a whisper, eagerly told the group. He watched Draco's brows rise, and immediately furrow and he imagined hearing a dismissive response disagreeing with Pansy. He didn't even need to be close to hear the comebacks he has in his pretty head. When Harry noticed the silence from Hermione, he glanced back and saw her throw dagger-eyes at him and he immediately raised his hand in a weak surrender. "Don't try to tell me you're not one of his favourite students, 'Mione!"

"Ugh," she slammed the book shut, thrusting it back onto the shelf and walking away from Harry, further down the hall of bookshelves. "I don't understand why she wants to go out to Hogsmeade when it's all dark, all stores are closed by then! And especially on a Thursday night? What is she thinking? Friday; I understand, it's a common day to throw parties on that day, but Thursday? Our schedule is so booked that night!"

Harry glanced back to the table, Hermione's voice echoing its way to his ears as he watched Pansy switch seats with Blaise so she could talk Draco's ear off. "Maybe because she knows she has to wake up really early on Saturday where she usually spends half of the morning and some of the afternoon sleeping in and then partying again the same night."

Harry looked back at Hermione, seeing her give him a blank stare of aggravation, and he cracked up, snorting and cackling quietly under his hand. "If you had told me six months ago that I was going to become great friends with Pansy Parkinson and you were going to be infatuated with Draco Malfoy for romantic reasons, I was going to have to send you Psychic Ward."

Harry could barely contain his glee, striding over to Hermione and stopping her from taking out another book that he knows she won't have any interest in and hugging her from behind, trapping her arms against her chest. "Ahh, our dear Hermione, but it seems that our fate has been sealed."

"Shut up!" She giggled, pushing Harry away and smiling. "I'm dreadfully honest, though! If we get caught, I'm not going to forgive you." She warned, turning around and poking Harry in the chest.

"Alright, alright!" Harry threw his hands out in surrender, nodding towards her. "I heard you loud and clear," he sighed, watching her prance about in the bookshelf before linking her arm with Harry's and walking out of the hall, towards the study table.

"Please, please tell me she's joking, Hermione," Draco immediately pleads once they've drawn near, and Harry had to stifle a laugh, watching Hermione bite her bottom lip and avoiding eye contact. "No! Hermione! We're going to get caught!" He whispered angrily, moving out of his chair, around the table to shake Hermione's shoulders. "Oh, come on! You're supposed to be the smart one out of all of us! What have they done to you!"

"I certainly don't mind it," Ron piped in, leaning back against his chair to appear behind Draco, and sneaking a wink towards Hermione that had her cheeks redden. "I've always known she had that rebellious side to her."

"Shut up, Weasley, your opinion never has mattered before, especially not on this matter," Draco spat, kicking Ron's stool. In the moment, Draco sounded as vile as he did when they were younger, and Harry cringed lightly. Ron almost stumbled out of his chair, sitting up right and giving Draco the finger after he turned around. "And don't you smile like that!" He then pointed an accusatory finger at Harry, his eyes deep and upset. "What on earth compelled you and Pansy to even come up with that idea?! It's utterly foolish, and not to mention—"

"Dangerous," Harry and Pansy chimed in, and Draco's fury was, frankly, to Harry, adorable as he fumed, swirling around to slap Pansy's hand. "We know, but also, we won't get caught."

"How are you so sure of that?" Draco asked, crossing his arms in a huff, Hermione walking past him to take her spot between Blaise and Ron. "How are you even going to get us out, considering the gates are going to be locked and warded?" All Harry could muster was a shrug, and a cheeky smile.

"We've never been caught so far, have we?" He pointed out, and watched as Draco silently was left in thought. Then, in a rush of the moment, he pulled Draco in his arms and started to stagger away from the group.

"Wha— Hey! I'm not done asking questions!" Draco continued to growl, hitting Harry on the arm and kicking his legs. Obviously, futile, but Harry pretended to be affected after he efficiently managed to drag his Draco away to an alcove of bookshelves, shoving him against one and kissing his neck. Draco's words died down as fast as possible, and he absolutely loved how Draco melted into his kiss. He tried to push Harry away, but not using his full strength like usual, meaning he doesn't really care about this turn of events, and he completely bared his neck for Harry. "I'm— not done— asking,— Oh, gods." He whispered beneath his very quiet whimpers, his fingers digging into Harry's shoulders.

"You can ask them later, love," Harry whispered beneath the skin, kissing under Draco's ear and enjoying the whimper that came out, his hands fondling Draco's sides and pulling him closer, their chests pressed together and their hips touching. "There is always later."

"No, there isn't, " Draco groaned out, softly, audibly, only for Harry as he pressed against Harry and dragged his fingers over Harry's scalp to get his face closer to his collarbone. "There is almost never a later, because you always do this to distract me from asking or—"

"Shh, love," Harry interrupted, kissing Draco's lips roughly, opening his mouth and driving his tongue deep into Draco's pliant mouth as he pushed him closer. So, Draco has caught onto his strategy. Too bad. Oh, well. What can one do? "You always talk too much." He teased, smirking against Draco's lips as he pulled away to see at the breathless and dazed look that washed over Draco.

"I thought," he said between breaths, his hands cradling Harry's neck, as he righted himself to stand up straight and kick his leg between Harry's. "you liked it when I talk too much?" Draco said with a tilt of his head, his plum lips turned into a pout as he dragged Harry closer again. His leg was pressing against Harry's crotch, and that made him growl, his head between Draco's collarbone and neck.

"You fucking deviant," he said roughly, biting the skin his nose was touching, earning another whimper from Draco and he felt him shiver in his arms. "You know I love it when you talk, but this isn't one of those moments." He said breathlessly, drawing back to nip at Draco's lips and biting hard, making Draco moan, loud, but Harry quickly swallowed it down in his own mouth. One of his hands crept down to Draco's backside, fondling a clothed arse cheek of his, and the other went between them and fondled Draco's growing erection beneath the trousers hiding it away.

"Harry," Draco moaned quietly. Harry stared into his eyes, the blown look, and kissed his cheek, nuzzling his nose against his jawline. "Please, not here. Anywhere but here." He whispered, breathless, panting, and pushed his hip against Harry's.

Harry took a deep breath, and nodded, drawing back and letting Draco take a few deep breaths. Harry had to readjust his trousers, his erection refusing to flag down, and he bit his lip at Draco after he fixed himself. Draco only scoffed in his direction.

"And you called me the deviant." He grumbled, and Harry smiled wide.

Draco walked out the alcove of bookshelves, Harry trailing close behind like a puppy with its owner, and once they were closer to the study table, his grin was still on his face.

"Just so you all know; I hate this plan, and if it all goes to shit," Draco said, addressing everyone at the table. So Pansy, Blaise, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, Neville and Luna. "I told you so." He grabbed his bag next to Pansy, and then walked back to Harry, linking his arm with him and walking away, to the exit. Harry's heart beat increased.

"You guys can't even last an hour." Pansy said, loud enough to get Madam Pince mad, but surprisingly, she was not present for the moment to hear that. Joyful for Pansy.

And, well, she was sort of right, Harry supposes. He ended up cornering Draco in his dorm, throwing the blond on his bed and licking every part of him imaginable, and marking him all the same.

Maybe they both were a bit deviants.

 

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Today, 12th December at 21:23 P.M., Harry Potter's phone

Chat Room: the6musketeers

Pansy : everyone ready??

Draco : I still hate this plan.

Pansy : shut up

Harry : yea
Harry : prtty much

Ron : I texted ginny and she said she and luna are ready

Pansy : okay
Pansy : good

Blaise : so
Blaise : i feel like i should say this before we go out

Pansy : what
Pansy : what did u do

Draco : Blaise.
Draco : Not again.

Harry : ??
Harry : what??

Ron : yeah what??

Blaise : so
Blaise : I kinda
Blaise : invited cedric to come

Harry : u gotta be fucking kidding me

Draco : I'm going to kill him.

Ron : cedric or blaise?

Draco : Both.

Pansy : BLAISSSSSSEEEEE
Pansy : U HORNDOG

Blaise : COME ON
Blaise : HE WAS GIVING ME PUPPY DOG EYES
Blaise : I COULDNT HELP MYSELF

Ron : well
Ron : Neville wanted to invite Hannah so

Pansy : u gotta be kidding me

Hermione : Seriously.

Pansy : hermione's at her limit

Ron : if blaise can bring cedric then neville can bring his gf

Pansy : ughugh ugh
Pansy : yk what
Pansy : Hannah's pretty cool, sure
Pansy : anyone else wanting to invite more ppl???

Harry : seamus & dean just asked if they come with

Pansy : u gotta be kidding me
Pansy : the firecracker and his bf
Pansy : with them we're going to end up in azkaban for b&e

Blaise : baAHAG
Blaise : Firecracker
Blaise : im dying

Draco : Please.
Draco : No.
Draco : Please.

Pansy : bring them

Harry : aight

Ron : this is going to be interesting

Draco : NO.

Hermione : NO.

Harry : ajsdasdsadjaisd

Pansy : anyone else wanna come???
Pansy : oh shoot
Pansy : daphne asked if she can come

Blaise : omg
Blaise : homegirl, yes

Hermione : NO.

Draco : The more people, the more likely we'll get caught!!!

Pansy : she wants to bring theo

Hermione : WE DIDN'T EVEN SAY YES.

Harry : the more the merrier lmfao

Draco : I hate you.

Harry : no u dont

Pansy : we're bringing her and theo

Blaise : they're so couple coded

Pansy : right???
Pansy : they just dont want to say anything

Harry : i dont like this

Pansy : shut up
Pansy : theodore is over draco
Pansy : plus
Pansy : u guys can bond over liking blondes now

Harry : go die

Pansy : no

Draco : PANSY.

Pansy : ooh astoria messaged me

Draco : NO.

Blaise : i cant
Blaise : this is getting insane

Pansy : she's also coming
Pansy : bc she wants to see if Daphne and Theodore will do smth

Blaise : creepy sis

Pansy : wouldnt u follow ur sibling around if u theorized that they're banging some friend of urs

Blaise : touché

Draco : I hate
Draco : You all.

Pansy : muwah

 

 

Today at 21:45 P.M.

Pansy Parkinson created the group chat 'HogsmeadeParade'

Pansy Parkinson added Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger, Ronald Weasley and more into this group chat.

Pansy : so
Pansy : get ready

Draco : Your excuse of the cloak won't work anymore with 15 people, Pansy.

Pansy : yea
Pansy : well
Pansy : whatever
Pansy : we have the map

Harry : literally stop mention both things
Harry : just cuz a few ppl know about them doesnt mean y'all have to go and share it around

Pansy : not like we're gonna steal them potty
Pansy : dw

Harry : ...
Harry : as if u didnt try both

Pansy : omg
Pansy : ONCE

Harry : sure.

Seamus : can we take alcohol with????

Dean : NO??

Hermione : NO!!

Draco : TF, NO.

Blaise : OMG YES

Pansy : NO
Pansy : bad blaise

Blaise : :(
Blaise : u guys are no fun
Blaise : oh
Blaise : u forgot to add cedric as well

Pansy : oh...
Pansy : what a bummer...

Draco : Don't.
Draco : Blaise, Don't.

Blaise Zabini added Cedric Diggory to this group chat.

Blaise : blaise, dont what?

Draco : I hate you.

Harry : BLAISE IM GONNA KILL U

Blaise : alr
Blaise : And I'll leak urs and Draco's messaging history

Harry : omfg
Harry : suck a dick

Blaise : ahaha

Seamus : damn
Seamus : why is that such a solid threat
Seamus : they cant be sexting that bad

Blaise : u havent seen it yet

Ron : ong

Draco : ???
Draco : WHEN DID RON SEE OUR MESSAGES, HARRY????

Harry : uh
Harry : uhhhhhhhhhh
Harry : uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Draco : Harry James.

Harry : HE'S MY BSF
Harry : U TELL PANSY N HERMIONE EVERYTHING AS WELL

Draco : I DO NOT.

Harry : YES U DO
Harry : DONT LIE TO THE CROWD NOW

Draco : Fuck you.

Daphne : lmao

Hannah : ...
Hannah : I didn't know they were like that thru messages...
Hannah : They always seem so sweet in public.

Pansy : u dont know half of it
Pansy : its disgusting
Pansy : disgustingly sweet

Ron : also just plain disgusting

Draco : Shut the hell up, Weasley.

Ron : lmfao

Pansy : we're wasting time
Pansy : GET UR ARSES MOVING LADS AND LADIES

Blaise : aye aye

Seamus : aight

Dean : I'm already regretting this.

Draco : Same.

Hermione : Triple that.

Astoria : im not regretting anything

Daphne : can we just not take her with?

Astoria : MEAN

Daphne : you're 15
Daphne : my bad that I still want u to keep ur innocence

Astoria : i've seen u swallow a dick
Astoria : i've lost that innocence

Daphne : WHAT

Pansy : WHAT

Harry : WHAT

Draco : WTF.

Ron : WHAHTASJFSJADADJS

Blaise : HOLYSHITE

Astoria : ya
Astoria : u're not that sly sis

Daphne : I hate this girl.

Astoria : im ur sister
Astoria : u're not allowed to hate me

Daphne : sure..

Hermione : ...
Hermione : Can we just get going so I can end this night sooner??

Pansy : oohh Hermione's ready to get frisky
Pansy : damn, ron's in for a night

Ron : i dont mind

Pansy : ofc u dont u freak

Ron : asddADSjaidsj

Hermione : ...

Harry : AIGHT
Harry : AUTOBOTS, ROLL OUT

Ron : u fucking dweeb

Harry : i always wanted to say that let me be

Draco : Nerd.

Harry : says the study nerd

Draco : You're still a nerd, even if you don't study.
Draco : Incel behaviour.

Harry : WOW
Harry : TO UR OWN BF

Draco : Be honest, Harry.

Harry : I HAVE HOBBIES TF
Harry : QUIDDITCH FOR ONE

Draco : Typical Jock.

Harry : u're just always going to find ways to insult me arent u

Pansy : toxic behaviour

Harry : shut up u dyke

Pansy : GASP

Harry : anyways

Pansy : Draco can I kill ur bf?

Draco : No.
Draco : You told me to inherit his will first.
Draco : Then you can.

Pansy : oh right

Harry : TF
Harry : U'RE RICH YOURSELVES?????

Draco : The more the merrier.

Harry : omg
Harry : my own words
Harry : used against me

Draco : Get rekt.

Harry : :CCCCCCCCCCCCCCC

Pansy : move u stupid faggots
Pansy : u're being to gay and its freaking everybody out

Draco : Shut up, Pyro-Les.

Pansy : i am so janis coded

Blaise : I swear if you call me Damian bc im black and gay

Pansy : i was going to say bc u're fat

Blaise : ...

Cedric : packing with a fat ass, sure.

Blaise : AKSDAJSDJASD

Pansy : SHUT UP
Pansy : OMG
Pansy : IM KICKING HIM OUT

Harry : HIS FIRST MESSAGE AND ITS ABOUT BLAISES ARSE IM GOING TO DIE

Ron : BASDHASDHUasha

 

 

Today, 13th December at 02:23 A.M., Harry Potter's phone

Chat Room: familyPotter

Mum : Harry.
Mum : James.
Mum : Potter.
Mum : Where.
Mum : The.
Mum : Hell.
Mum : Are.
Mum : You?

Dad : what
Dad : lils
Dad : why r u awake
Dad : harry's probably asleep

Mum : No, he is not.
Mum : *sent a picture*

Dad : WHAT
Dad : DID U GET HARRY CHIPPED WITHOUT TELLING ME????

Mum : What??
Mum : No!!
Mum : I chipped his phone!

Dad : oh
Dad : that's better ig

Harry : EXCUSE ME???????

Mum : WHY ARE YOU IN LONDON?

Harry : I
Harry : UH

Mum : HOW DID YOU GET THERE??
Mum : WHO BROUGHT YOU THERE??
Mum : TELL ME RIGHT NOW, OR SO GOD HELPS ME.

Harry : WHY R U AWAKE
Harry : U SHOULDNT BE
Harry : DAD I WOULD UNDERSTAND
Harry : HE'S ALWAYS AWAKE FOR SOME REASON

Dad : i was binge watching bridgeton

Harry : WAHT

Dad : ur mum finished the series without me so

Mum : AHEM.

Dad : oh
Dad : im supposed to be mad
Dad : ahem
Dad : HARRY POTTER, IF YOU DO NOT GET BACK TO HOGWARTS RIGHT THIS INSTANT.

Harry : OMG
Harry : PLS
Harry : NOTHINGS HAPPENING

Mum : Harry. James.

Dad : pls dont make me go out to look for him

Mum : Go.

Dad : ughh

Mum : JAMES.

Dad : Im going!!

Harry : NO
Harry : WE'RE LEAVING

Mum : We???
Mum : WHO ELSE DID YOU FORCE TO GO OUT??
Mum : Ron? I will understand, but if I hear that your brought Draco and Hermione with you, I will be FURIOUS, Harry!

Harry : uh
Harry : uhh
Harry : uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Mum : Harry!!
Mum : I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS.

Dad : alr Im calling Sirius

Harry : WHAT
Harry : NO
Harry : HE CAN SNIFF US OUT SO FAST

Dad : exactly

Harry : NOOOOOOO

Dad : how did you even get out of Hogwarts??????
Dad : ngl im kinda impressed

Mum : JAMES.

Dad : but very furious
Dad : very very furious
Dad : I cannot believe you would do something so dangerous
Dad : smh

Mum : Who else is there?

Harry : no one!

Mum : Harry.
Mum : Do not lie to me right now.

Harry : omg
Harry : ok
Harry : maybe pansy and blaise as well
Harry : and
Harry : neville
Harry : and his gf hannah
Harry : and ehmm
Harry : daphne greengrass, her sister and theodore nott
Harry : and ehm
Harry : seamus and dean
Harry : oh and
Harry : cedric............

Dad : DIGGORY?????????????

Harry : ......................... yes..........................

Dad : HARRY I CANT BELIEVE U

Mum : Oh, so THAT'S how you snuck out!
Mum : Diggory influenced you! I cannot believe this!

Harry : OMG
Harry : NO
Harry : HE DID NOT INFLUENCE US
Harry : he only ehm helped us leave hogsmeade

Dad : How????

Harry : ehm
Harry : if i tell u
Harry : will u guys not give me infinite houe arrest for being honest with my amazing and thoughtful parents?

Mum : ...
Mum : We tell him he can get drunk ONCE.
Mum : This is why I don't listen to you anymore, James.

Dad : how is this my fault???

Mum : You keep saying he should live a little!
Mum : NOW look at what happened to our precious boy!
Mum : He's become such a rebel!

Harry : good way or bad way

Dad : bambi
Dad : Sirius is on his way

Harry : GOD DAMN IT

Mum : Ugh.
Mum : James.

Dad : Im going with him love!!
Dad : to make sure these kids get to Hogwarts safe
Dad : And I'll show Diggory my good aim

Mum : James!

Dad : what???

Harry : i'd love to record that
Harry : pls dad

Dad : hehahah

Mum : JAMES!

Dad : IM JOKINGGG

Harry : ADNSASDJASDij

 

 

Today at 02:52 A.M.

Chat Room: MaraudersJr

Uncle Moony : I genuinely do not get paid enough for this.

Uncle Pads : how do u think i feel
Uncle Pads : having to go out and sniff these underaged teens

Harry : u say but now are sitting with us by an empty basketball court buying us all smth to drink

Dad : he's trying to be the cool godfather

Harry : while u're in that store
Harry : buy me some mentos and coke

Dad : No

Uncle Moony : No.

Uncle Pads : oh hell yes

Harry : we wanna see how much seamus can drink till he pukes it

Uncle Pads : I love these kids

Dad : lily is going to kill us

Uncle Moony : Correction*; We're going to kill you both.

Harry : moony
Harry : dont lie
Harry : u wish u were here

Uncle Moony : I really, really do not.

Harry : lies

Uncle Pads : lies

Dad : lies

Uncle Wormy : lies

Harry : WORMY

Uncle Pads : OMG PETER

Dad : PETER

Uncle Moony : Peter??

Uncle Wormy : hey

Dad : WHY DID U DISAPPEAR SO LONG TF
Dad : THE AUDACITY

Uncle Pads : AND ALL WE GET IS A HEY
Uncle Pads : WE WERE WORRIED SICK
Uncle Pads : PRAYING DAY AND NIGHT TO HEAR ABOUT YOU
Uncle Pads : TO HEAR HOW THAT U'RE EVEN ALIVE

Uncle Wormy : you received my postcard every month?

Uncle Pads : wait
Uncle Pads : we do??

Dad : pads u dont read the postcards??

Uncle Pads : WAIT
Uncle Pads : HE SENT POSTCARDS???

Uncle Wormy : Wow
Uncle Wormy : you havent even seen my postcards
Uncle Wormy : the audacity.

Uncle Moony : I keep showing you them, Sirius, what do you mean you don't know about them???

Uncle Pads : UH

Dad : the coke is getting to his brain

Harry : ABDHAHDS
Harry : out of context that is wild

Uncle Pads : omg SHUT UP
Uncle Pads : no its NOT

Uncle Wormy : can't believe you guys are having Harry sneak out of Hogwarts without me

Uncle Pads : u were the one that moved to Canada
Uncle Pads : *SNIFF SNIFF DRAMATICALLY*

Dad : *brushes a tear stain away*

Uncle Wormy : glad to know you boys have missed me that much

Uncle Pads : if u dont come for the yule banquet
Uncle Pads : i will find a portkey to canada and drag u back here to england

Uncle Wormy : warm welcome

Harry : why havent u been answering ur phone messages tho??

Uncle Wormy : phone broke and my number was getting spammed by some muggle teens
Uncle Wormy : they're meaner here than in England

Dad : hahaah
Dad : i would assume so
Dad : I met some of Lily's relatives from canada
Dad : was fun

Harry : not*
Harry : anyways

Uncle Pads : why does the blondie look like he's going to burst a vein

Harry : he's nervous around u and dad

Uncle Wormy : Oh
Uncle Wormy : oh yeah
Uncle Wormy : Congrats Harry with landing a Malfoy out of all the choices you had
Uncle Wormy : I had fun reading about Sirius's turmoil

Harry : right
Harry : lmfao

Uncle Pads : OH SCREW U BOTH

Harry : be honest pads
Harry : u like him

Uncle Pads : i do not

Dad : he's so much like Regulus

Uncle Pads : ...

Uncle Wormy : Oh, he's definitely fond of Draco

Uncle Moony : If that reaction is anything to go by.

Harry : adjsdasjsdjsk

Dad : HOLY SHTI

Harry : what

Dad : LILY SHOWED UP AT THE STORE

Harry : OH NO

Uncle Pads : SCATTER

Uncle Wormy : You gotta be kidding me

Uncle Moony : ...
Uncle Moony : They're not really trying to outrun Lily?

Uncle Wormy : I think they are...
Uncle Wormy : sigh

Uncle Moony : I've missed you, Peter.

Uncle Wormy : I've missed you too, Remus

Uncle Pads : wow
Uncle Pads : and u're just not going to say u missed us huh

Uncle Wormy : I definitely did not miss you Pads

Uncle Pads : WOW
Uncle Pads : SCREW U
Uncle Pads : I will chew on u

Uncle Wormy : You'll have to catch me for that

Dad : Sirius
Dad : more
Dad : running
Dad : less
Dad : talking

 

 

Today at 08:32 A.M.

Chat Room : the6musketeers

Pansy : i
Pansy : so
Pansy : hate
Pansy : school

Blaise : I think im going to drop dead right away if I stand up

Harry : real

Ron : srsly
Ron : im so fucking exhausted

Draco : I've told you so.

Hermione : I've told you so.

Harry : ARGHH ITS TOO EARLY FOR THAT PLS

Pansy : DONT START DRAY

Ron : asdjsakdjsakdjas

Blaise : that night will certainly be a fun story to tell the grankids

Pansy : ???
Pansy : blaise planning on having kids???

Blaise : no
Blaise : Im going to tell ur guys's kids

Pansy : uh
Pansy : yeah
Pansy : mhm

Draco : If Pansy has kids, she'd forget their names.

Pansy : GASP
Pansy : I WOULD NOT

Draco : You barely remember the plants you name.

Pansy : bc I was not suited to be a plant mum

Hermione : Sigh.

Harry : asdksad

Blaise : I still cant wrap my head around the fact that Harry's dad and godfather actually just bought us drinks and ran away from Harry's own mum

Hermione : I swore I would never do something like that...

Draco : There's a lot that happened that night that we swore would never happen, Hermione.

Hermione : Sigh.
Hermione : It hurts that you're right.

Pansy : godsss
Pansy : u both are soOOO emo
Pansy : STOP THAt

Harry : LMAo

Draco : I'll stop the day you get knocked up.

Pansy : ASDJASDIJKs
Pansy : I GAVE UP ON MEN

Draco : Sure..

Pansy : I HAVE A WIFE

Draco : Girlfriends aren't wives.

Ron : speak for urself
Ron : Hermione's totally my wife

Hermione : Oh, Ron...

Draco : I'm gay.
Draco : I wouldn't be having a wife at all.

Harry : yeah
Harry : im his husband

Draco : I still don't have a ring on my finger, so you can't call yourself that.

Harry : fiancé?

Draco : Hm.
Draco : I'll consider.

Harry : YES

Blaise : this is too cheesy for me
Blaise : PUKEEE
Blaise : all of u with ur lovey-dovey couplings EWWWWWWWWWWw

Harry : shut the hell up blaise
Harry : u were sitting on cedric's lap for all of last night and u wouldnt leave his side even for a second

Ron : CCKAKDKakSDj
Ron : Not even when we started playing basketball
Ron : he clung onto him like a koala

Blaise : >:(
Blaise : i feel bullied

Harry : good

Ron : great

Blaise : WOW
Blaise : and they call us slytherins cruel!

Pansy : bc we are

Draco : Exactly.

Blaise : harsh
Blaise : even to each other.

Harry : oh so now u finally admit u guys are cruel, huh, draco??

Draco : Shut the hell up.

Harry : where was that honesty when we first started talking??

Draco : Shut up.

Harry : meanie

Draco : Shut up.

Harry : how many times are u going to tell me to shut up

Draco : Till you get it.

Harry : :(

Hermione : Class is about to start!
Hermione : Stop texting!

 

*~

 

Today at 17:23 P.M., Draco Malfoy's phone

Severus : You will sleep early today.

Draco : What?
Draco : Do I have a curfew now??

Severus : Yes.
Severus : After the stunt you pulled last night, I'm taking your phone away.

Draco : WHAT.
Draco : Professor, you can't!

Severus : I can.
Severus : I will give it to you in the morning before you leave for Winter Hols.

Draco : Severus!
Draco : PLEASE.

Severus : No.
Severus : If your mother knew, she would agree with me.
Severus : Be glad she hasn't heard of this yet.

Draco : You told me you wouldn't tell her!

Severus : And I won't.
Severus : If you give me your phone.

Draco : Come on, Severus!
Draco : We were safe!
Draco : And you always knew where I was!!

Severus : Just because you told me before leaving doesn't mean I'm not still angry with you, Draco.
Severus : Insolent child.

Draco : You're just doing this because you'll think Harry will ask something ridiculous again like sneaking out.

Severus : So he does have a brain.
Severus : What a wonder.
Severus : You seem to not use logic all that often with that Potter boy.

Draco : That 'Potter boy' is my boyfriend.
Draco : And you need to stop antagonising him.
Draco : It's frankly embarrassing.

Severus : Excuse me?

Draco : I'm sorry.
Draco : But it's true.
Draco : Just because you don't get along with his father doesn't mean you have to treat him like that.

Severus : ...

Draco : He's going to be in my life longer than you think, Severus, and I want your support as my Godfather.
Draco : You don't have to love him or even like him.
Draco : But I just want you to stop seeing him as his father. Because he isn't.
Draco : Maybe he acts like him a lot, but you can't fault him for that.
Draco : But he's still a person of his own.
Draco : And it would mean a lot to know that I have your support.

Severus : ...
Severus : "Be Godfather", they said.
Severus : "It'll be fun", they said.

Draco : Lmfao.
Draco : I mean.

Severus : Ugh.
Severus : Fine.
Severus : Keep your phone.
Severus : Stay awake and be late for the train for all I care.

Draco : Thank you, Severus!

 

 

Today at 22:23 P.M.

Harry : i dont wanna sleep

Draco : Harry.

Harry : bc
Harry : then
Harry : when we get off the train
Harry : i'll be grounded
Harry : and u'll be further away from me :(

Draco : You're so clingy.
Draco : Sigh.

Harry : :((

Draco : Harry, your parents are very trusting of you.
Draco : I'm sure you'll find a way to get them to unground you.

Harry : u've met my dad now but u havent met my mum yet

Draco : Fair enough.
Draco : But you've always been good at convincing people.

Harry : yah
Harry : u would know ;)

Draco : Stop it.
Draco : Not like that.

Harry : :(
Harry : why didnt u let me stay with u in the slytherin dorms?

Draco : You really need to learn how to sleep without me, Harry.
Draco : This is getting absurd.

Harry : but i love sleeping w yoUUUU :((((((((
Harry : DRACOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Draco : Stop that.

Harry : :(

Draco : Don't act like that.
Draco : Thanks to you and Luna we'll be having a banquet.
Draco : I'm sure that's going to be a lot of fun.

Harry : YEAH

Draco : I was being sarcastic.
Draco : I'm going to drown myself before we get there.

Harry : D:

Draco : Kidding.
Draco : Slightly.

Harry : u better be
Harry : its going to be fucking fantastic
Harry : GRRR I CANT WAIT TO SEE EVERYONE

Draco : Yep...
Draco : Sirius Black and Pansy Parkinson under the same roof...
Draco : Isn't that going to be interesting.
Draco : Oh, and even Nymphadora Tonks.
Draco : Fuck, how did you convince me again???

Harry : HAHAAHAH
Harry : its going to be great

Draco : I don't have enough faith in that.
Draco : Literally.

Harry : ASKDASKDJAS
Harry : its going to be great
Harry : i can show u around my neighbourhood that i grew up in with dean, parvati and padma
Harry : OHH
Harry : WE COULD GO OUT TO THE PARK FOR NEW YEARS

Draco : Park?

Harry : theres this cool park where a bunch of ppl gather for new years to watch the fireworks
Harry : me, ron and hermione go there every year with everyone
Harry : on top of this hill and stuff
Harry : we used to always have picnics there and used to steal drinks from nearby stores
Harry : well
Harry : me ron and seamus did
Harry : hermione would be telling us off with dean and the patil twins over and over again
Harry : and when its cold
Harry : we'd gather together and create a small bonfire
Harry : which is allowed in the park!!!!!!!
Harry : not to worry u :)

Draco : Aha.
Draco : Sure.

Harry : ajksdkjas
Harry : we used to always bring extra blankets, and over the years more and more ppl came and it just became this rlly fun hangout for us
Harry : i want u to be there
Harry : with blaise and pansy
Harry : heck even the rest of slytherin
Harry : even nott
Harry : u were right
Harry : he's a good guy

Draco : Really?

Harry : yea
Harry : after he poured his heart out to me about his feelings for daphne it was easier to talk to him

Draco : Oh.
Draco : So you two do have a thing for blondes, huh?

Harry : what can i say?
Harry : we have great taste

Draco : Pff.
Draco : Now, don't get too close.

Harry : never
Harry : i like snotty twats more

Draco : Fuck you.

Harry : adkssdkjasj
Harry : ily

Draco : I love you, too.

Harry : <3
Harry : i rlly rlly want to be able to cuddle u underneath the fireworks
Harry : and near the fire
Harry : it would be just great

Draco : I can see the vision.
Draco : It's really adorable.

Harry : so yes????

Draco : Of course, my love.

Harry : <333333
Harry : im so hyped now

Draco : Sleep.

Harry : i cant!
Harry : nerves

Draco : Sleep, my dear.

Harry : but i caaaanttt
Harry : i told u
Harry : i've gotten used to sleeping nex to u
Harry : now that i no longer can hold u tight
Harry : cant feel ur warmth over me
Harry : cant hear ur little sighs and snores
Harry : i cant sleep
Harry : and neville's snoring is NOT pleasing as urs

Draco : I don't snore!

Harry : its very light
Harry : very pitched
Harry : very adorable

Draco : I do not snore!!

Harry : u do bby

Draco : I do not.

Harry : do i have to record u next time to prove it to u???

Draco : ...
Draco : Don't you fucking dare, Potter.

Harry : ASDKASJ
Harry : either way
Harry : recording how u sleep is a lil too much for me either
Harry : who knows what i would do w that footage

Draco : ...
Draco : Harry James.

Harry : IK IK IT WAS A BAD JOKE AKJDJASDJ
Harry : IM KIDDING OFC
Harry : i much much prefer to have u physically next to me than a video or call
Harry : i cant help myself
Harry : i need to be able to touch u or else i'll go insane

Draco : And we don't want that, huh.

Harry : shut up

Draco : Lmao.

Harry : i love you
Harry : like
Harry : a lot

Draco : I know.
Draco : I love you, too.

Harry : <33

 

 

Today, 14th December at 08:54 A.M.

Chat Room: the6musketeers

Pansy : is it weird that im gonna miss u weirdos
Pansy : each and every one of u
Pansy : even won-won

Ron : I definitely won't miss you

Pansy : sure u wont
Pansy : anyways
Pansy : Draco's helping me pack

Draco : More like forcing me to pack while you sit and text.

Pansy : good boy
Pansy : anywayssss

Hermione : You hadn't finished packing, Pansy?

Pansy : nope
Pansy : i was spending yesterday with astraia more bc she's going to france for winter hols
Pansy : so i was cramming time management

Hermione : Is she going to be in France for the whole holiday?

Pansy : She's going to be home before new years
Pansy : so I was thinking of inviting her with us when we'll be celebrating??

Harry : hell yea
Harry : she helped me cheat in flitwick's surprise quiz so she's definitely allowed to come

Pansy : fuck yea

Hermione : What??
Hermione : Harry, she's a 7th Year???

Harry : i have her number hermi
Harry : i texted her when i wanted to text draco
Harry : and she helped just as well
Harry : also pans
Harry : stop forcing child labour onto my man

Pansy : u come and get him and maybe i'll stop

Harry : >:C
Harry : i wanna spend the last few minutes before the train arrives with him pansy!!!!!!!!!!

Pansy : then come get him!!!!!!!!!
Pansy : after we finished packing my bag

Draco : Y'know what.
Draco : Finish packing your own shit.

Pansy : NOOOOOOO
Pansy : DRACOOOOOOOO
Pansy : COME BAAAAAACKKKKK
Pansy : look at what u've done potter

Harry : >:)

Ron : so thats why harry got a better grade than i in that quiz

Harry : 'than i'
Harry : mione is rlly rubbing off on u

Ron : in a good way or a bad way

Hermione : Hey!

Harry : always in a good way bro

Hermione : I'll accept that.

Harry : ahahsdhsa
Harry : fuuuuck
Harry : im going to get so grounded
Harry : :/

Ron : omg
Ron : what if ur parents wont let u out on new years

Harry : WHAT
Harry : THEY CANT
Harry : THAT WOULD BE A CRIME

Ron : real

Draco : ...
Draco : Dramatic much.
Draco : Wait.
Draco : Where's Blaise?

Pansy : omg
Pansy : blaise??

Ron : what

Pansy : why isnt he answering

Draco : Where is he?

Pansy : idk
Pansy : he always has his phone w him
Pansy : strange

Ron : maybe he got tired of us

Pansy : of u
Pansy : anyone would get tired of u
Pansy : im just surprised Hermione isn't yet

Hermione : Pansy..

Pansy : im kiddinggg
Pansy : ik u guys are soo soppy in love
Pansy : and its cute and ew and aww and PUKe

Harry : what a way with words parkinson

Pansy : ty mr potter
Pansy : anyways
Pansy : i'll stalk blaise's location

Draco : Yeah, you do that.

Ron : is it rlly that strange if he doesn't respond??

Draco : On the day before we have to leave for winter hols?
Draco : Yes, and no.

Ron : what

Draco : Blaise has a pattern before the hols, and it mainly is about how many ppl he can shag before we have to leave.

Pansy : or how much food he can pack from the kitchen

Ron : i
Ron : well
Ron : thats not rlly surprising now

Draco : Guessing that he's officially going out with Diggory, since he told us last night and introduced us to him as his boyfriend, I don't think he's doing the first option.

Harry : imma check the kitchens

Pansy : do that
Pansy : that fucker turned off his fucking locations
Pansy : smh

Harry : tbh
Harry : i would too

Draco : No, you wouldn't.

Harry : adksaijdasj
Harry : well i would but then i wouldnt bc of u

Pansy : ew
Pansy : stop being kitschy like that
Pansy : bleugh
Pansy : anyways

 

10 minutes later

 

Pansy : im not ready to leave

Draco : Well, you need to be.

Pansy : but i dont want to

Draco : Pansy.

Pansy : i dont want to go to my mums
Pansy : she's such a bitch
Pansy : i really really do not want to see her right now

Draco : Oh, this is what's about.

Pansy : yes

Hermione : Did you always have a bad relationship with your mother, Pansy?

Pansy : as a child never
Pansy : but when I got older and she and my dad separated
Pansy : she grew more possessive
Pansy : she soooo deeeeepllyyy wants me on her side
Pansy : and when I came out to her as bisexual she became sUUCh a homophobe
Pansy : she spoils me, yah, sure, but she also just fucking doesnt accept me for who i am anymore
Pansy : just bc I no longer want to wear pink frilly dresses
Pansy : just bc I wear more revealing clothes
Pansy : just bc i like to kiss girls
Pansy : oh, what a shameee
Pansy : last year I accidentally told her I had sex with a guy and she was overjoyed
Pansy : bc she thought i was back to being straight
Pansy : and just to anger her
Pansy : i went out and had more intimacy with women instead
Pansy : that was fun at least

Draco : I remember she stormed into Malfoy Manor because you refused to go home that same night...

Pansy : it was fun

Draco : She wouldn't stop yelling at my father...

Pansy : the only good thing she's ever done rlly

Draco : Very fair.

Harry : BAHSDGAGS
Harry : oh and blaise is in the kitchens

Pansy : ofc he is

Harry : when is the train arriving again?

Hermione : 9:35.

Harry : aight
Harry : might as well pack some candy for myself while im here

Ron : hey
Ron : without me bro?

Harry : dam
Harry : sorry bro
Harry : too slow

Ron : fuck u bro

Harry : lmao

Pansy : stop saying bro omfg

Ron : no bro

Harry : hell nah bra

Ron : BRAHH ASDJASDJAJSk

Pansy : not BRAH

Draco : I hate men.

Pansy : dude same

Ron : ...
Ron : he is a man...

Draco : Not by choice.

Pansy : BASDHSAHASHA

Harry : imma be honest
Harry : i feel like if draco was a girl
Harry : i wouldve probably made a move sooner

Draco : ...

Harry : but like
Harry : in the same way that my dad used to chase after my mum

Hermione : Oh, I see what you mean!

Draco : I hate how cute that kinda is.

Harry : AKJDJADSKJAD
Harry : that 100% doesnt mean that i want u to be a girl draco
Harry : i love u for who u r
Harry : girl or boy idc

Draco : I know, darling.
Draco : It feels nice to be reassured, though.

Harry : <33

Pansy : STOP
Pansy : BEING
Pansy : LIKE THAT
Pansy : I MISS MY GF
Pansy : imma go look for her
Pansy : screw u cheesy couples

Harry : lmfao

 

*~

 

Today at 10:23 A.M., Harry Potter's phone

Chat Room: familyPotter

Mum : Are you on the train right now, Harry?

Harry : yes mum

Mum : Good.
Mum : You're still grounded btw.

Harry : OH COME ON

Mum : Just so you know

Dad : oof

Mum : You too, James

Dad : ???
Dad : what
Dad : u can ground ur husbands???

Mum : Well, I for sure can.

Dad : D:

Harry : mum
Harry : PLS
Harry : ITS WINTER HOLS
Harry : PLS PLS

Mum : Harry.
Mum : You have betrayed my trust, and made me worry like crazy.

Harry : I wAS WITH DAD
Harry : AND SIRIUS
Harry : I WAS SAFE
Harry : be honest
Harry : dad and pads might be a bit careless and reckless
Harry : but they would never put me in harm or in danger

Mum : ...
Mum : Sigh

Harry : AND PLS
Harry : THE WINTER BANQUET IS NOW IN A FEW DAYS
Harry : u cANNOT ground me with everyone here!!
Harry : it would be just completely unfair!!!
Harry : i want to show draco around town!!
Harry : i had a whole weekend planned where we could've gone together out and explored
Harry : were i could bring him to that ice skating ring that reopened last year
Harry : pls pls pls pls mum
Harry : PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEee

Mum : Ugh.
Mum : Fine.
Mum : You're grounded for Easter Holiday's, though.

Harry : THATS OK
Harry : IM FINE WITH THAT

Dad : thats a fair deal
Dad : now what about me?

Mum : You're grounded for a year.

Dad : A YEAR??????????

Mum : And Sirius isn't allowed to come over for four months.

Dad : FOUR MONTHS????????????????

Mum : Yes.

Harry : oh
Harry : dad has the short end of the stick

Dad : I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS
Dad : IM A GROWN MAN
Dad : I CAN MAKE MY OWN CHOICES

Mum : You miss your own training sessions for your own Quidditch Team.

Dad : IM LEGALLY STILL INJURED
Dad : IM NOT ALLOWED TO PLAY FOR ANOTHER THREE WEEKS

Harry : omggg
Harry : time goes fast by

Dad : right
Dad : in no time we'll be back in the games

Harry : im so excited

Mum : I do not care.

Dad : LILY
Dad : MY LOVE
Dad : MY BEAUTY
Dad : MY GRACE
Dad : MY HEART
Dad : MY SOUL
Dad : WHY MUST U DO THIS TO MEEEEEEEEEEE

Mum : You did it all on your own.

Harry : hasdhsahdashaaa

Dad : im furious

Mum : And how do you think I feel?

Dad : ...

Mum : And thats why you're at Sirius's right now.

Dad : facing u rn would be a death penalty

Mum : I'm glad you still know

Harry : this feels like a toxic household ngl

Mum : Harry James.

Harry : IM KIDDING IM KIDDING
Harry : IM SUPER THANKFUL FOR U BOTH
Harry : ILYSM
Harry : AJSDSADIASDKASD

Mum : I love you, too, son.

Dad : hey
Dad : what about me

Mum : Keep inside your line, James.

Dad : :(

 

 

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"Hi," the line connected, and Harry's voice was echoing in Draco's empty room. The screen flickered and Harry's obnoxious smile appeared in front of Draco. "Oh, shit, wait, wait!" he then disappeared, the screen showing a ceiling, a door being shut and then Harry was back in his view. "Hi, baby."

Draco couldn't even hide the smile that was threatening to pop out at the pet name, and he sighed, moving so he could prop his phone against his bed frame. "Hey."

"I'm sorry I couldn't call sooner," Harry said. "I wanted to, but then my mum made me clean the house from top to bottom because of that Thursday night. So, not only am I grounded for Easter Break, but also I have to clean the house completely in their absence."

"Your parents aren't home?" Draco asked with a raised brow. Harry's grin widened, his eyes becoming hooded and Draco felt a thrum in his cheeks at Harry's gaze.

"Nope, they just left with Sirius and Remus," he answered. "They do this all the time. They used to let me stay at Dean's place because they would often be out for too long. Not that I minded. But since I got older, they're entrusting the house all to myself."

"That's a poor lapse of judgement, I'm afraid." Draco said and Harry laughed.

"No, it's not! I'm very trustworthy!"

"Of course you are, dear," Draco cooed, his palm holding his chin up as he spoke. "I wouldn't dare to betray your trust."

"Shove off," Harry said sarcastically, and then pinched his eyes. "Why are you surrounded by darkness, like some kind of villain inside their secret lair?"

Draco smirked. "Maybe this is my secret lair."

"Okay, Batman," Harry said with an eye roll and shifted a pillow underneath his chin. "No, but, seriously, Dragon."

"This is my very undecorated bedroom," he answered then after a beat, and reached over to the desk next to the bed to flicker on a lamp. The room only got slightly brighter thanks to the yellow light. "Forgive me for the lack of things in here, is this better to your inspection, Mr Potter?"

"Better," Harry grinned. "I can see you better now. And you know I love looking at you."

Draco's face reddened, and he rolled his eyes with a soft smile. "I know, love."

"Are you closer to Tonks now?" Harry asked.

"Unfortunately," Draco said in mock annoyance and Harry chortled. "She's probably going to come over tomorrow as soon as she can and only annoy me the whole day."

"At least you have another cousin you can spend time with for the winter." Harry said solemnly.

"Are you trying to get me to pity you?" Draco asked, and Harry laughed again.

"No, I would never want to ask for pity from my lovely boyfriend," he said in a poor attempt of a posh accent, and it had Draco cringing. "I just... I miss you."

Draco's face softened and his smile grew twice the size. "You've said that to me three times now."

"Those messages don't count!" Harry protested.

"Don't they?"

"No!" He insisted and broke into a smile. "I always tell you I miss you, but... I actually do miss you right now."

"You mean to tell me that all the other times you tell me you miss me, that you don't actually mean it?"

"No!" Harry interjected again. "I wouldn't— Draco, you know what I mean."

Draco's cheeks hurt from smiling too wide, but he nodded. "I know, Harry, I'm just pulling your leg," he laughed, Harry rolling his eyes on screen and then grinning wide. "I miss you, too. Even your clinginess."

"I know you were just as needy as me," he accused, waving his finger at the screen. "You literally wouldn't let me go, even if I had to go to the bathroom, whenever we started to cuddle. In fact, I believe you're worse than me." He said smugly, and Draco bit his tongue.

"I'm hanging up." he said.

"No! Do not!" Harry interjected with a laugh, and scooted closer to the phone. "Anyways," he moved on and went on to tell Draco about how Sirius was the one picking him up instead of his parents, and how he hadn't told Remus, so it was a surprise to both of them, and then he told Draco how he spend the last three days helping his mother cook and clean, because he actually seems to enjoy doing that (a very endearing surprise for Draco) and he told Draco all about the new comics he bought with his dad and Sirius, even though he knows Draco doesn't read any of them.

Draco had much little to say about what he's been doing the last three days since they came home. Just a lot of moving, and packing, and then moving and then unpacking. Thank gods that all in that time, he had not seen his father even once. He had hung out with Pansy while they were exploring the new Manor, and he had gone out with Luna and Dora to the city (a very poor choice on his end) and that was about it.

Then they talked about the Banquet. Harry did most of the talking. But Draco loved to listen to him, especially after the boring days he's had, he loved to hear about anything from Harry.

They didn't even notice when it turned past twelve, till Draco's mother knocked on his door to tell him to go to bed. She waved to Harry when Draco told her that they were talking, and then she left just as quiet as she came.

And, well, she did walk in on an awkward moment. Not that Draco and Harry were doing anything questionable. Just... flirting. But it's awkward nonetheless.

Harry said goodnight, and then he hung up.

Draco spend the next half hour staring at the ceiling or scrolling uselessly on his phone. His Insomnia has gotten worse as well. He was glad Harry didn't see the eyebags on their call, but Draco has not gotten a good, well-rested sleep in a long, long time. And, of course, Draco didn't want to worry Harry by telling him this. He had his own nerves that he probably needed to control, to top Draco's lack of sleep seemed unnecessary.

By the time that Draco went to sleep, the birds were already chirping.

Oh, well..

Chapter 19: 24th December

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ok, hey, wahts up. it's been a year, ik. sigh. i know. i know. I KNOW. im js as disappointed but here, look, i finished school in june, and its been HELL, i was supposed to have a job atp, be working w my cousin or sum shit, and yk what??? IM NOT!!! ive been doing NOTHING these past months, and my family is getting on my ASS bc the government wont accept an unemployed teenager js lounging at home, ESPECIALLY SINCE IM AN IMMIGRANT AND I NEED A WORK ENVIROMENT FOR AT LEAST 3 YEARS OF EXPERIENCE IF I EVER WANT TO WORK, LIKE, EVER. dont ask, js move on. this is hell. i've suffered. i entered a specialized school, then dropped out without attending 1 actual lesson for a month straight. im trying my best. this is the best i can give you, friends. this is what's been cooking... is it good? idfk. make ur own mind on it... js... dont yell, im sensitive ;c

Harry was brimming with nerves since he woke up. He got up very early, too early in fact. He stumbled out of his room, his pyjama pants dragging his feet and making him fall down the stairs, waking his parents up with a shout that had them rushing out of the room with the wands raised like that one time Sirius snuck in undetected on Hallowe'en when Harry was barely two years old. Sirius was dressed up so terrifying that Harry still gets nightmares of it, glimpses, but if you were to ask him what Sirius wore, he'd stare off into space at the cruel reminder of it all.

"Harry," His mother walked into the kitchen, eyeing her son warily as he drank a heavy amount of coffee. Harry doesn't like the bitter taste of coffee, so that already sets her off. "What are you doing? It's barely Seven in the morning..?"

"It's today," Harry muttered and sprinted out of the kitchen, high on caffeine and adrenaline. Lily pinched her nose and grumbled low under her breath, her husband coming down the steps as ruggedly as she did. His eyes barely adjusted to the lights, outside still dark and snowing.

"Haz, it's too early," James grumbled to his son, walking with his wife to the living room to see Harry walking back and forth, his phone blowing up with notifications as he muttered under his throat. "Oh my god," he groaned when Harry didn't listen and continued to impatiently sprint around the room in search of a way to release the adrenaline. James looked over at Lily, her eyes pleading with him and pouting softly. James sighed, rubbing his tired eyes and whispering an accio for his glasses. "Alright," he said loudly, walking over and taking Harry's phone out of his hands. Harry shouted and reached for the device, but his father already handed it over to his mother, Lily keeping it under her arms so Harry couldn't reach. Then, he ruffled Harry's hair like one would with a crup, his pointer finger teasingly stabbing Harry's forehead like he was Five again. "Grab your coat, we're going for a walk."

Harry blinked up at his father, frowning at his mother before sprinting up the stairs for his jacket. Lily strode over to James, kissing his lips and thanking him silently as she walked back up the stairs to their bedroom. A second later, Harry came back down with his and his father's coats, two large knitted hats from Molly and the scarves that Lily made after Molly had taught her last year. 

Before they were even out of the neighbourhood, a dog with messy black fur and a snow covered snout walked up to them, headbutting Harry's kneecaps. "Pads?" Harry slurred tiredly, reaching down and petting the dog's ears.

"How'd you know Harry would react like this, Siri?" James laughed and petted the dog as well, in which the dog barked and headbutted James in the knees. "Of course, Godfathers know their Godsons, my bad, interlinked brains or whatever you two have," He muttered and threw an arm over Harry's shoulders to guide him further down the freshly snow covered streets, avoid of cars and people, just the light orange and yellow street lamps to help them.

"What's got you so hyper, Harry?" James asked softly after they walked in comfortable silence together, through an old but very safe forest that Harry had practically memorised better than any exams at school. Harry's cheeks and nose were pink from the cold, his mouth in a thin line, hands stuffed inside his coat pockets. "Worried about Draco?"

Harry's face softened at the mention of his boyfriend, a smile so dorky wafting his face that it made James chuckle and ruffle his hair again. "Not worried," Harry whispered quietly, and Padfoot sniffed haughty at him from the side. "Just... Excited, I guess. It's the first time he's going to be over, and on top of that, he's going to sleep here as well. With me. In my room." Padfoot bemoaned in his form, headbutting Harry again, which only made the boy laugh and scratch behind his ear again.

"A lot of reasons to be excited," His father agreed and sniffed the cold winter air. Harry hid his adorning smile underneath the scarf around his neck. "Hope he doesn't feel uncomfortable with us. I know me and Siri kind of.. terrified him that Thursday night."

"Terrified isn't the word that I would use," Harry muffled his laugh, trodding among the snow and kicking large piles of it in front of him, making Padfoot sprint forwards and roll around. "He was petrified. But," He breathed slowly, his hot breath fanning over his face. "He was glad. I can tell he was glad to be able to talk to you," James was looking at Padfoot, halfway registering his son's words.

He looked at Harry with furrowed brows as they found themselves back towards the village square, Padfoot paddling around in hurried steps. The cold finally caught up to him. James wasn't sure what to say to Harry about Draco. The boy was tense and quite stiff talking to him at first glance, but loosening up with each passing second. He was well mannered, brilliant with words, he realised. Reminded him a bit of Regulus when they met for the first time, making James reminisce in the moment about his younger years. He was so much like Severus with Harry, though, James caught on. He might hate the Slytherin, but like he said before, a Godfather knows their Godson. Severus and Lily were inseparable, and no matter how many bickering fights they got into, in the end they would always apologise and go out for tea. It weirded James out at first, but he realised that what they had was just as platonic as what he has with Sirius. A sort of bond that is unbelievably strong.

"Y'know," Harry sniffed and drew James out of his thoughts, They sat down by a bench, Padfoot underneath their legs and whining quietly. "Since what happened with his dad, he's been pretty good. Happier, of course. But on some occasions, I can tell he misses him. He hates him, of course, but that's his dad. He wasn't like that all the time. I'm sure he was nice once, kind and generous, giving Draco whatever he wished for," James cast a warming charm when he noticed Harry's words stuttering and his form quivering. He wrapped an arm over his son's shoulder and pulled him close. "I'm not telling you and Padfoot to go on and treat him like he's me, you don't have to try and find something to bond over with, but... I want Draco to be comfortable and feel safe. He's always scared to make the wrong moves, and I'm just.. I'm worried. I love him a lot, dad. It's ridiculous how much I love him."

James was astounded by the boy in his arms, feeling himself so proud it made his chest tighten and hurt. He breathed slowly, and heard Padfoot moan something inaudible in that form of his, before he spoke to Harry gently. "I remember giving that same kind of speech to my mum and dad for Lily's first Christmas over. Right, Pads?" Padfoot howled somewhat a laugh. "Yeah, I was really a mess, and your mother was terrified of meeting Grandma and Grandpa. They ended up loving her more than me," Harry chuckled wetly against his father's shoulder. "Now, I'm not saying that me and Lils will end up loving Draco more than you, no no, but it'll be as if he's been living with us since forever, I'll make sure of that. First night, we'll all go into the living room and watch any and ev'ry kitschy Christmas movie Lily knows and, by Godric, if we don't end up drunk on eggnog, then we're down deep in morpheus."

"Oh my god, you need to stop reading mum's recent book collections of old wizard mannerisms," Harry laughed out loud, and James grumbled lowly.

"Excuse you, Grandpa Monty still talks like that, and he'd be offended at your gall," James pricked and tickled Harry's side, making the boy flinch away with laughter. The snow around them continued to fall, and eventually even a warming charm couldn't keep the cold away. "The adrenaline down yet, Haz?" He asked Harry before getting up with him, knocking the snow off Padfoot's fur.

"For now," Harry grinned, his eyes shining so bright like Lily's when she wins in one of the game nights that she hosts with Remus.

Nothing came tumbling down the stairs when they settled themselves back to their warm beds. Except for the big, furry dog that decided to stay over and take over all of Harry's space on his bed again.

 

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Today, 24th December at 11:23 A.M., Harry Potter's Phone

Chat Room: the6musketeers

Pansy : MERRY CHRYSLER

Draco : It's not even Christmas yet, but pop off.

Pansy : ty for supporting my delusions draco
Pansy : anyways
Pansy : blaise
Pansy : cedric isnt coming along to the banquet

Blaise : SIGHHHH
Blaise : I KNOW
Blaise : U DONT HAVE TO REMIND ME
Blaise : SIGHHHHHHHH

Pansy : such an angry sigh
Pansy : oh what the shame
Pansy : blaise not being allowed to bring his over aged 19 year old bf that is technically very illegal

Blaise : shhhhhhhhhhhh
Blaise : anyways
Blaise : where is potter
Blaise : he usually starts the chats nd everything
Blaise : damn
Blaise : where is weasley too
Blaise : and hermione
Blaise : oh god
Blaise : They're dead

Pansy : NOOOOOOO
Pansy : I COULDNT ASK HERMIONE TO MARRY ME YET

Ron : HEY
Ron : thats MY WIFE

Pansy : FUCK OFF
Pansy : SHES A FREE WOMAN
Pansy : SHE CAN CHOOSE WHO SHE WANTS

Ron : AND SHE CHOSE ME

Pansy : NO SHE DIDNT
Pansy : U'RE JS HER FIRST REAL BF BUT I CAN BE HER FOREVER GAL

Ron : NO U WONT
Ron : I'LL MARRY HER BEFORE U CAN EVEN LEGALISE GAY WIZARD MARRIAGES

Blaise : wait what

Pansy : blaise r u dumb
Pansy : the law still doesnt allow wizards and witches to marry the same gender

Blaise : WAIT WHAT

Ron : hahaha
Ron : why else do most gay wizards marry the muggle way?
Ron : or illegally out of the country

Blaise : ITS STILL NOT LEGAL???

Pansy : RIGHT???
Pansy : such homophobes
Pansy : and we have albus dumbledore as our headmaster

Blaise : BAHAHAGAGDGAHAH
Blaise : frfr tho

Ron : anyways
Ron : stop trying to steal my wife
Ron : shes mine

Hermione : You're adorable.

Ron : <333

Pansy : it still feels like we're missing some1...
Pansy : WHERE IS hARRY

Draco : Busy.

Pansy : what
Pansy : fucking u?

Draco : No.
Draco : Not yet.

Pansy : WHAT

Blaise : OHHHHHHHHH

Ron : ohh

Harry : ASDHSAHDAHSD
Harry : HWAT
Harry : IM
Harry : I WAS BRUSHING MY TEETH WTF
Harry : STAWP
Harry : AISDjAD

Draco : Anyways.

Pansy : NO
Pansy : NUH-UH
Pansy : WE'RE NOT GONNA BRUSH PAST THIS DRACO
Pansy : WHAT DO U MEAN BY THAT

Draco : Nothing.
Draco : Honestly, you take anything so literal.

Harry : adjsajdajsdsajdjasdjs
Harry : oml
Harry : giving me a heart attack so early

Pansy : HUH

Draco : It's nothing, Pansy!
Draco : Have a good morning, I'll be off helping my mother.

Pansy : DRACO
Pansy : DONT U DARE DISAPPEAR
Pansy : U ABSOLUTE CUNT
Pansy : OML
Pansy : HARRY
Pansy : WHAT DID HE MEAN

Harry : idk
Harry : he's cryptic like that
Harry : <333

Pansy : UGH
Pansy : U'RE WORTHLESS

Blaise : Pans didnt u say that u gave ur blessings to potter to take draco's virginity by before new years?

Pansy : I
Pansy : I said that as a joke
Pansy : Draco n Harry can have sex whenever they feel like it
Pansy : OMG THEY'RE GONNA HAVE SEX
Pansy : OMG OMG OMG
Pansy : THATS WHY DRACO'S STAYING OVER AFTER THE BANQUET

Hermione : Aw!
Hermione : Also, ew.
Hermione : Not with the parents in the house...?

Harry : STOP TALKING LIKE IM NOT HERE

Ron : HAHAHAHAHA

Harry : if we were to have sex
Harry : i'd make up any excuse to get the house to ourselves
Harry : excuse u u weirdos
Harry : EHFUGUG
Harry : i cant even imagine trying to do smth with my parents in the house...
Harry : BLEURHGHGHG

Blaise : hahaha
Blaise : whats so bad about it?

Pansy : ..
Pansy : ...
Pansy : .
Pansy : did u already have sex with cedric with ur mom home

Blaise : and her new husband

Pansy : OML BLAISE U ABSOLUTE SLAG
Pansy : I CANT ANYMORE WITH THESE WHORES

Harry : whos the other whore???

Pansy : U AND DRACO

Harry : WAHT
Harry : FUCK U U'RE A PILLOW PRINCESS SLUT

Pansy : GASP
Pansy : U DID NOT JUST
Pansy : U ABSOLUTE FAGGOT

Harry : >:(

Draco : Oml, you guys are annoying.

Pansy : ASJDSAHJDAJSHASJ
Pansy : ur bf started it

Harry : I DID NOT

Pansy : he so did

Harry : SHUT UP
Harry : >:(

Draco : It's like you guys are toddlers.
Draco : Stop picking fights with one another.

Pansy : cant make promises draco dragon

Draco : Sighh.

 

 

Today at 11:45 A.M.

Harry : <3333

Draco : Cheesy.

Harry : ily

Draco : I love you, too.

Harry : iwantu

Draco : I know you do.

Harry : :(
Harry : when r u coming again???

Draco : Around Six P.M.
Draco : We still have a long time ahead of us.

Harry : UGH
Harry : >:(

Draco : <3.

 

 

Today at 14:23 A.M.

Chat Room: GoldenTrio

Harry : guys
Harry : gusdy
Harry : gusys
Harry : GUYSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Harry : :(((((((((((((

Hermione : ... What, Harry??

Harry : I NEED HELP ASAP
Harry : LIKE RIGHT NOW
Harry : URGENT
Harry : IMPORTANT
Harry : IM GOING TO DIE IF I DONT GET ANY HELP RN
Harry : PLSSSS

Hermione : What is it????

Ron : he prolly forgot a present for Draco

Hermione : Oh, no he wouldn't.
Hermione : He would've already planned the presents by November most likely.

Harry : ...
Harry : hermi ur trust in me astounds me

Hermione : WHAT.
Hermione : YOU DON'T HAVE A PRESENT FOR DRACO???
Hermione : HARRY JAMES POTTER.

Harry : WAIT WAIT NO
Harry : I DO I SWEAR I DO
Harry : GUYS I SWEAR
Harry : BUT THE DELIVERY IS GOING TO TAKE AGES
Harry : I NEED A SUBSTITUTE

Hermione : What.
Hermione : Explain.
Hermione : NOW.

Harry : OK SO DRACO HAS BEEN TALKING ALL MONTH ABOUT THIS SPECIAL BOOK ABOUT ALCHEMY AND HEALING
Harry : AND ITS LIKE THE RAREST RIGHT NOW BC THERE ARE ONLY 7 COPIES WORLD WIDE
Harry : since my mum is an author & pretty social with other authors..............................
Harry : i mightve asked her to squeeze a few messages thru to get one

Hermione : Oh.
Hermione : Oh, Harry!

Harry : BUT SHE SAID THAT THE DELIVERY NEEDS TO BE TAKEN ACCOUNT ND THEY CANT JS STUFF IT IN A BOX ND SEND IT OVER
Harry : SO I NEED SMTH ELSE TO DISTRACT HIM FROM THE ACTUAL SURPRISE

Hermione : Harry!!!!
Hermione : I know you already planned something!
Hermione : I will come over right now and we'll go look for another present!!!
Hermione : When is the book going to arrive???

Harry : THEY SAID BEFORE NEW YEARS SO
Harry : I JS HOPE IT COMES BEFORE WE 1ST OF JANUARY THEN I COULD RLLY SURPRISE HIM ;3

Ron : mate
Ron : why r u still yelling
Ron : its making me lose brain cells
Ron : calm tf down

Harry : BUT CAPS ARE FUN D:

Ron : if u dont lower those cases rn im going to whoop ur ass in front of ur bf and expose ur little present

Harry : D:

Hermione : Ron!
Hermione : Don't be like that!
Hermione : Harry, I'll be over in 20 Minutes!!

Harry : TYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY MIONE
Harry : <3<3<3<3<3
Harry : ron ur gf is nicer than u what do u think about that

Ron : shut the hell up fa

Harry : do finish that sentence ronald
Harry : see how it'll end

Ron : no
Ron : Ive dug myself a grave

Hermione : Ronald!!!
Hermione : Don't tell me you were actually prepared to call Harry that!!!

Harry : he calls me that in private ALL the time mione
Harry : ur bf is always so homophobic
Harry : smh smh

Ron : MATE STFU I WAS UR FIRST KISSING PRACTICE

Harry : SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
Harry : SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP  SHUT UP
Harry : SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP  SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
Harry : SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
Harry : SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
Harry : SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
Harry : SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
Harry : SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
Harry : SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

Hermione : Harry.
Hermione : Enough.
Hermione : Please.
Hermione : God, you guys are so annoying.
Hermione : Sigh.
Hermione : Why couldn't you both be girls.

Ron : WHAT

Harry : WHAT

Ron : tbh me and mione would make an awesome butchfemme couple

Harry : RONALD
Harry : WHERE HAVE U LEARNED THAT TERM
Harry : EXCUSE ME
Harry : WHAT
Harry : HUH
Harry : U NEED TO STOP HANGING OUT WITH PANSY OMFG

Hermione : Yk what, Ron? We would.

Harry : DONT SUPPORT HIM OMG

Ron : B)

 

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If you were to tell Eleven-Year-Old Harry Potter that he would not only be celebrating Christmas, but New Years as well with Draco Malfoy in the future, he would've probably burst out laughing at the mere idea of sitting across Malfoy and playing nice with their parents there. Well. Sixteen-Year-Old Harry for sure can believe it, and is more than excited for it. 

The entire day, Harry has been walking back and forth in his room, nervous to the brink till he remembered to wrap up his newest present for Draco. Now, he was very proud of his newest present. It was a small music box that Hermione found in Calcifer's Homemade Enchament's shop, which was enchanted to play a song of the holder's fondest song. For Hermione, it was Must be Love by Laufey. For Harry, it was Renegades by X Ambassadors. So, yes, very well spent, he decided. He also bought a few of Draco's favourite chocolate brands. Even the expensive ones from out of the country (those he had the common sense to preorder in November, so they arrived in time).

Now, though, once again, thoughtless and with no steering objective in mind to keep him busy, he sat on his bed in his room in misery. Waiting. Impatiently anticipating his boyfriend's arrival with his mother and aunt and cousin. Sirius and Remus said they would come later than that, apparently because Sirius forgot to buy everyone presents but, really, Harry thinks Remus convinced him at the last minute to buy something for Draco and Narcissa.

Harry thought numerous times to text Draco again, but thought better of it because he'd just end up annoying Draco. Time couldn't move slower it seemed. The clock on Harry's wall kept ticking. And ticking. And ticking. Ticking. Tick. Tick. Tick. Tick. Tick. Tick. Tick.

And, oh, lord, Harry was going to rip his hair out over this stupid clock.

Shower! Harry can go shower. Yes, and that's exactly what he'll do.

He gathered his stuff, his towel, leaving his phone to charge and walked into the hallway. The hallway, as yearly, was decorated ravishingly with Christmas decorations, the smell of dad's cookies wafted throughout the entire house, and he tends to overbake when guests are expected. Harry could never hate it.

It brought back some sort of familiarity from his youth, and it made him giddy all over. He felt like a child again, the excitement brimming. He had to reel it in, though, and though he really, really wanted to snatch his phone back and call Draco, he kept still and walked to the bathroom. Having to get credit where it's due, Harry has terrible patience when one of his favourite people comes over. He was known to be a very energetic kid. But for him to steel himself into doing other things, he's slowly coming to realise how childish he's been. Sometimes his energetic demeanor was a bit much, and he needed to find a way to keep it at bay.

But there's only so much he can keep away.

 

°° ᯓ★ °°

 

Draco Malfoy was a coward.

Let's take a few steps back. 

Draco was going to meet his boyfriend's parents now, officially, as his boyfriend, at a big, banquet-like dinner party with his mother and cousin(s), aunt and a few of his closest friends. Now, yes, it doesn't seem as too much when you put it like that, but when you know exactly who is attending the dinner party, you would see Draco's horror. It's been a while since Draco had a good streak in his life. And it's been a few months since any real problems stirred. He made a list, y'know, the coward in him knowing that nothing in his life could stay this perfect. Let's see...

    - 1. He almost got arrested at his best friend, Pansy Parkinson's birthday party.

That wasn't so bad, and the Muggle Police were pretty calm once Pansy's father showed up. It was still a major bust to his good-no-trouble-for-a-malfoy streak, which he had managed to uphold for almost five whole years since attending Hogwarts. And that's not even counting the Slytherin Afterparty after the Yule Ball in his fourth year for the Triwizard Championship (which Cedric Diggory lost, the only joy that brought Draco that year). 'cus a lot happened at that afterparty... Though, he still doesn't remember everything. Moving on.

   - 2. He ended up flirting with none other than Harry James Potter for four weeks straight without actually knowing he was flirting with Harry James Potter.

Now, yes, ugh, yes, he had gotten himself a rather very fit boyfriend out of this, yes, yes. Harry James Potter is quite the boisterous boyfriend you could imagine, but before all the lovey-dovey, Draco was in literal Hell. Capital H. Draco never had a boyfriend before, and he never even managed to keep a situationship (as Pansy disgustingly calls them) going for a few weeks before he ended up breaking it up, for fear of his father finding out and disowning him. Nobody really talks about the actual scary feeling of your parents finding out you have secret same-sex shags without making it a big deal, because, well, it's either a huge discussion for days or a rather sit-by-the-fire-and-start-crying discussion. Draco had neither. More a... slap-and-"how could you think this is anything normal, you disgusting freak?"-shouting match. Draco would never forget what his father said to him in that classroom. Which is actually also number 3 in the list!

   - 3. Father finding out about him being gay.

It was long due. And, honestly, Draco still hates thinking about it because his eyes always start stinging with unshed tears. Father wasn't always mean. People change over the years, yes, and some don't. But Father wasn't always cruel. He used to love Draco. He used to hold Draco's hand in stores and buy him all of Florean Fortescue's flavour of ice cream till the shop had to close to order more of the international flavours. He used to wipe away Draco's tears when he would have a nightmare, running into his parents room and disturbing their sleep with his wails. He used to rock Draco against his chest and kiss his forehead, calling him his luckiest star, and he used to be so proud of Draco's accomplishments. He wasn't always mean. 

But that Father is gone.

   - 4. His big debut, the coming out story he was forced to have.

This, oh, now this was all Draco's fault. He came to terms with it... after weeks of moping and crying in Harry's dorm room with his roommates always finding an excuse to let them have privacy. Nobody really knows what it's like when you've already been deemed as one of the school's worst kids by other kids, and they especially don't know what it's like when those kids start to find weaknesses in those terrifying moments. Draco could barely walk on his own to the bloody bathroom without some boy his age coming up and mocking Draco, asking if "ever checked him out while taking a piss" or if "the rumours are true and Draco sucks the cock of any guy he bullied as an apology", and that made Harry furious. Pansy was glued to him since then, she, who probably understood the fear and humiliation out of everyone. Pansy, who came out just as soon as fourth year had started, and had gotten shit for it all year long, who held her head up high and shouted at all the disgusting boys who were demanding her to give them a... show and prove her bisexuality. And the girls, peugh, Draco thought he had it rough when he came out, well, Pansy had it worse that year. She was cornered by girls, then laughed at, then accused of groping, then got into actual brawls with the girls who wouldn't leave her alone, even after she warned them.

To think anyone would try to mess with Pansy, even after her older sister and brother came by at school during all this and (secretly) taught all those girls a lesson they would never forget. Draco still has no clue what Albinus and Cordelia had done to those girls, but they all were unable to meet Pansy's eyes for a few years, and, actually, some still are too afraid to look her in the eyes when passing. The point is that, once Draco remembered how bad Pansy had it, his demeanor changed, and he really just started to not care anymore. All the boys were ending up saying the same thing in just different ways of jumbled words, and that's when Draco realised. Salazar's pit, why the fuck does he care if this whole school knows that he's dating Harry? To think that any of those boys could threaten Draco after having had his father yell at him that he's a disgusting human being, and then the same night having had Harry James Potter eat him out for the first time to release all that stress. Well. He suddenly lost the capacity to care.

And, honestly, the list is rather dramatically short when Draco thinks about all the disasters that have happened that first term. Out of all the things that could've happened, he seemed to have hit quite the milestone of not a lot of troubles. Really, sometimes Draco does overreact.

   - 5. That Thursday night they snuck out of Hogwarts and somehow managed to end up in London.

Okay, this one was quite the funnest one, Draco had to admit, but nobody would ever know. It was a night he more than enjoyed, though he might've acted very grumpy the entire time. He wasn't really. Petrified of getting caught? Well, duh, yes. Scared of the consequences that comes with traveling with a large group of over five people? Yes, of course. But, he was also thrilled to have spent that night out with his friends. Side-Along apparating with Cedric Diggory of all people was quite the road trip experience for him, and he is never doing it again. Especially not with Diggory. Mainly because Draco still hates him. Though he did get Draco and Harry talking in the first place, so... Ugh, not important. The main problem of that night was the absolute scare that Sirius Black did and the surprise interrogation he had gotten out of Harry's dad, James Potter. One minute they were all huddled up together next to Muggle Convenience store, Draco was inside with Hannah Abbott and Pansy, talking about some plant the three of them had to take care of in Herbology, and how they all miserably failed, and the next, James Potter rounded the corner with a large black dog to his side and giving Draco a look. And, well, to say Harry looked like his father would be an understatement... they were literally identical. Except for the eyes, of course. They had the same dark, olive-brown skin and obsidian hair, though his looked more coiffed and tamed than any single strand of Harry's, which, in hindsight, made Draco hope that the idiot will learn how to properly take care of it in the future. They even had the same nose! That was the weirdest bit, Draco didn't think he knew how Harry's nose looked, but apparently he did. 

The talk between Draco and James Potter would probably haunt him for days, he thinks. In a good way, though! James was clear where his worry was, and he had held a comforting hand when he talked about how proud he was that Harry had found someone he loved so deeply that he couldn't even stop talking about them even to his parents. He did have Harry's humour, and, though he really wanted to, Draco held back from actually responding with bait like he would've with Harry. Though, something was warm and fuzzy in his chest when he later on watched Harry play the muggle game Basketball against his father. They were both yelling and laughing, while simultaneously provoking each other. Sirius, on the other hand, kept looking at Draco with narrowed eyes. He still doesn't know if Sirius hates him or just detests him.

The talk between Draco and James Potter would probably haunt him for days, he thinks. In a good way, though! James was clear where his worry was, and he had held a comforting hand when he talked about how proud he was that Harry had found someone he loved so deeply that he couldn't even stop talking about them even to his parents. He did have Harry's humour, and, though he really wanted to, Draco held back from actually responding with bait like he would've with Harry. Though, something was warm and fuzzy in his chest when he later on watched Harry play the muggle game Basketball against his father. They were both yelling and laughing, while simultaneously provoking each other. Sirius, on the other hand, kept looking at Draco with narrowed eyes. He still doesn't know if Sirius hates him or just detests him.

Maybe he's also a bit too paranoid.

   - 6. Pansy came over in a wheezing fit, crying, saying that her girlfriend broke up with her and that her mother is pregnant.

And this... Oh, wait, this. This is happening right now.

"I just- I don't know what I did wrong Draco, I—" she sniffed and clung onto the plush dragon toy tighter. Draco, who had just finished texting a few of their close friends to relay the message, looked up at his best friend and felt something stab into his chest. Pansy looked like a mess. And she never usually does. Well, maybe she does, but not like this. Her eyes were red and her brows furrowed in such a pitiful face, which Pansy would never pull if she wasn't inside Draco's bedroom right now. Her upper lip trembled, and she had a runny nose as well, sniffing and crying. She wasn't wearing any makeup, but if she did, Draco was sure even the water-proof eyeliner would've dissolved with how terribly she was crying. Her voice kept shaking while talking. "I-I thought—" sniff. "-she was h-happy, y'know? She said she-she was, I don't know—" She broke off and cried some more, hiding her face with the plush dragon. Draco kept the urge to text this said perfect girlfriend and share a few of mindful words to her. This wasn't what Pansy needed right now.

"Could you explain it to me again, please?" Draco asked softly, hand reaching out to rub soothingly over Pansy's back. She hiccuped and looked up, wiping the tears with her jumper's sleeves.

"We- we were talking on the phone, and I thought she just called to say she missed me like she did everyday," Pansy said with a wavering voice, her eyes wouldn't stop crying, and her arms trembled where they clutched the plush toy. "B-But she said she needed to talk to me, and— and I just then found out about my mo-mother's pregnancy. I n-needed to talk to s-someone about it, and-and she was right there, y'know?" Draco reached over to his bedside drawer to grab out a spare handkerchief, edging closer to Pansy and dapping her eyes as she spoke. She leaned into his touch and rested her head between Draco's shoulder and neck, completely drawn in on herself. "I just started talking, and talking, and y'know how I get, I often d-don't hear when I'm in a rant. She stopped me in the middle to tell me—" Pansy cut herself off and breathed slowly, her pained expression worsening. "She- she told me she couldn't keep doing this, and that I never even once asked how she's been doing since the holidays started, and that all I talk to her about is my trashy mother, and my problems, and you and Blaise and the others, and she just said I'm- that I was- that I'm just—just too much for her to handle, I don't even know-"

She broke off in a rough sob, covering her face with her hands now. Draco bit his tongue, but leaned closer and wrapped his hands around Pansy's shoulders to cradle her closer. For all of Nine years of knowing Pansy, Draco felt the hardships that fell upon her. She was never mean, she was just trying to live. Slytherins were always deemed as arseholes, nobody could forget how cruel they can be sometimes, yeah. The stereotype was always a forced box that they put the kids in, and Pansy was only giving back what everyone thought of her. She was loud, she was blunt, and she was careless. Draco couldn't blame the frustration of others, he has seen the worst of Pansy almost every day. But she never backed down on him when he was the one moaning and crying about something that bothered him, so why should he? He understood her pain, her feelings, and he wasn't going to drop her anytime soon.

He bit his tongue while trying to figure out what to say, his natural instinct to tell Pansy she deserved better and that she's not too much. But he was never good at comforting, he was the one always being comforted by Pansy! What the hell is he supposed to say? Pansy has more experience in dating, and this Ravenclaw girl wasn't the first one to have broken her heart. All of her previous relationships, she was the one who cried very little and would move on the next day. She wasn't the type to be broken up with, she did the breaking up. 

Maybe Pansy thought they were going to be together forever. Did they make a promise to each other? Could be, Pansy is the type to say anything in a moment, it's what makes her Pansy, for reasons. She's never afraid to say what comes to mind. 

For a few minutes, Draco sat there and held the weeping girl, his insecurity of being a bad friend peeking out. Fuck, what was he supposed to do? Pansy was there when Draco burst out crying when Harry first said 'I love you' to him that Halloween night. Well, they did cry a bit together, now that Draco remembers. But before Draco could utter a word, Pansy retracted from the embrace and wiped her tears with the handkerchief. 

"Thank you for letting me come over, Dray, I know you're supposed to get ready to head to Harry's," her voice was no longer wavering, and her face just looked sad, not as painful as a few minutes ago. Her eyes were still a bit red around the corners, but they weren't glossy anymore, and she seemed assured that she wouldn't cry anymore. "I think... I think I just needed to talk to someone. I don't think I was in love with her, but it just... hurt," she muttered and looked away, drawing up her knees to her chest. "I know, I know, you're probably thinking that it's her loss, and, well, I kinda agree," Draco saw the quivering of lips rising in Pansy's teasing, signature smirk. But she suppressed it and looked at Draco. "Thank you,"

Draco was very baffled now, his face scrunching up in confusion. "What? I didn't do anything,"

"I know," Pansy smiled softly at that, her face lacking the original spark of sass she usually carried. She just looked like a girl. A girl that has just spent the last half hour crying over her girlfriend. "But you were always kinda shitty at comforting. At least you didn't pat my back and say 'there there', like last time when I cried over my mum's bitching last summer." Draco pulled a face. The crack of Pansy's laughter filled the room, and Draco had to hold off his own laughter. "Is it... alright if I come along with you guys? I don't want to go back home and I don't want to burden my dad, he's off on a date for the first time in years, I really don't want to ruin his night, but it's totally okay if—"

"Pansy, if I let you leave now I'd never hear the end of it from my own mother," Draco stopped her rambling and shook her by the shoulders. Her smile glistened with warmth and compassion. "And Dora's literally right next door, we can go to her right now to get you dressed, stop worrying too much. We can tell Harry we'll come a little later, it's fine."

"Oh, he'll be bummed out," Pansy said in a sly smirk, nudging Draco's shoulder. "Poor little Harry having to wait longer for his glorious boyfriend to come over so they can shag for the first time—"

"If you don't keep your voice down," Draco growled and covered her mouth with his palm, and Pansy laughed, though it was muffled. Her eyes drew back that little light, and her composure felt a little less tense, Draco realised. He smiled at her and removed his palm.

"I knew you were going to fuck, It's so obvious!" She whispered then, getting up and dragging Draco by the arm along. 

"Will you shut it?" Draco howled, already feeling his cheeks tint pink just at the mere words of what would occur. Well, it's not like they were going to immediately sprint towards Harry's room, take their clothes off and immediately get to it, but it was... loosely planned. Well, planned isn't the word, but— Oh, whatever, you get where the message lies.

Pansy dried her eyes some more, and then the two of them headed over to the Tonks' to get Pansy other clothes, because, why, you really think she's gonna attend the dinner in sweatpants, a jumper with the words 'santa's favourite hoe' imprinted in bold letters against the red fabric wasn't really... appropriate. Though, knowing Harry, and knowing his friends, they would've found it hilarious. Except for Hermione, the sensible one.

And, Pansy was right. Harry ended up being a bit bummed up.

But it was fine, because Draco's going to spend the night anyway.

 

°° 𐂂 °°

 

Harry was bummed out.

Only for a little bit, he managed to distract himself once Ron came over with his parents, brothers and Ginny. Only the twins were available for the dinner party, it seems. Bill was out of the country, doing an important Cursebreaker gig with a few international workers on a complicated underground castle in Russia. Charlie was taking care of newborn dragons that grew too overly attached to him in Romania. And Percy was spending the first Christmas with his girlfriend's parents, and everyone's holding their breath for the news that he totally didn't piss them off or annoyed them (you never know with Percy).

Then Hermione came over at the same time as Blaise, Neville, Theodore (yes, it was a last minute addition, Harry was reluctant) and Luna. The house was really getting full when Sirius and Remus came along, Dean and Seamus popping by as well, along with Dean's mother, Mary. Harry helped out in the kitchen when it got crowded, even after all the mother's told him it was alright and he should go with his friends. They decided to light up some fairy lights in the garden, hanging a tarp and clearing the snow that gathered around, and spells to keep out the cold as they placed chairs and tables around. 

The adults were all outside, preparing everything and doing some last minute adjustments while Harry and his friends were in the living room, though crowded as it was, there were people all over the floor and couches, no space left even to make it across the room. Seamus and Dean were playing a game of muggle chess against the Twins on the floor in front of the fire, while Blaise and Theodore were conversing with Neville, Ginny and Luna on the couch, taking the entire space. Hermione and Ron were sharing one armchair together, Hermione in Ron's lap, and Harry was 99% sure they were stealing kisses every time no one looked over.

Noir, the ginger cat that Harry had taken home with in the summer (yes, everyone (who didn't already know how Draco & Harry got together) was confused as to why he named a ginger cat Noir, but he refuses to explain), was hanging in his usual spot on top of the mantle, tail swinging back and forth while meowing every once and a while and hissing at anyone who tried to pet him except for Harry (he has favourites, after all).

Harry knew this was not going to be a normal Christmas dinner. And, well, it was exciting. He was standing in the doorway, kind of hovering around while watching all of his friends. He was still waiting on Draco. He wanted to be the first one to greet them. Though, in the process, he just looked like a very anxious kid attending a birthday of a kid he's never met but his mother brought him along because the birthday kid's mum is a colleague. In his own home, nonetheless! Jeez, he should just take a seat... on the ground, he might as well, since all the seats were preoccupied. He walked over towards where his best friends were, sitting right between the empty space of the larger couch and the armchair that Ron and Hermione were sharing. 

"You alright, mate?" Ron asked with a nudge of his foot against Harry's arm. Harry shrugged, scratching the back of his neck.

"Yeah," he answered, breathing through his nose. The Wireless Radio in the back played Celestina Warbeck under the volume, enough for it to be very noticeable in the silence of a room, but not too overbearing for a conversation. Mrs Weasley always got a hold of the Wireless as soon as no one was looking. Harry always found himself smiling when he'd catch her singing along to her songs.

"He'll be here soon, Harry," Hermione's gentle voice soothed him, and Harry looked up at his best friends. Hermione had a soft smile, reaching her hand down to ruffle Harry's hair. Ron nodded along with his girlfriend, though he was more interested in looking at the neat braid Luna had done of her hair, a heart shape on the back of her hair while the rest cascades down in her Hermione-like curls. Luna was after all known as the girl with quick hands, and she was very talented with braids. Mum even asked her to do her hair once when she saw Hermione walk through the door. "You can be quite the worrisome, huh?" 

"Can't help it," Harry muttered and looked away, feeling sheepish at caring so much. "I mean, I'm also worried for Pansy, of course." He then added, though Hermione only raised one brow of hers before smiling and shaking her head slowly.

"Pansy's already over it," Hermione said lofty and sat up straighter, angling her feet over the arm and snuggling closer to Ron's chest. "She's already planned on going to some house party before New Year's with Daphne and Millicent, apparently, to 'catch some men slash women with manners' or whatever." She was smiling with teeth while speaking, as if she couldn't imagine anything more preposterous of her.

"Wait," Theodore looked over sharply, brows furrowed and eyes narrowed towards Hermione. "Did you just say Daphne as well? Is she also going to these house parties to get..." He trailed off when he noticed his words, though Harry already saw through where it was heading, and he was sure Hermione was as well, with how she was biting down her own smirk. "Nevermind, don't want to know." He quickly glanced away, and Harry shared a look with Blaise who sat next to Theodore. Ginny was whispering into Neville's ear, the poor lad confused at the abrupt end of his ramblings, probably about a new plant his parents got him, and his eyes widened like a light bulb went on inside his head. Luna covered her hand and giggled softly.

"Well, anyway," Hermione said after a minute, her smile less obnoxiously knowing. "As I was saying. Pansy's probably going to be fine. Under that tough persona she has us, and though she likes to pretend it doesn't affect her, we'll be there for her, won't we?"

"Yeah, we will," Harry heard himself say, assured in himself that he was indeed one of Pansy's friends. Maybe not the closest but it did feel kind of strange to feel this warmth of affection for the girl. Hermione had the same kind expression he was sure he had on his face.

"Oi," Ron piped in, out of his trance of staring at Hermione's hair and looking out the window. "A car's pulling up, think it might be the ferret?"

"Ron!" Hermione reprimanded, but even she noticed the fondness in Ron's words, both of them smiling. Harry jumped to his feet.

"Oh, yeah, don't let us ruin your big moment, Potter," Blaise called out as Harry headed to the door, a chorus of laughter and whooping coming from everyone in the room. 

"You're inside my home, Blaise, it's Harry or you're out!" Harry reminded him and Blaise rolled his eyes.

Harry was there before they could even knock or ring the doorbell, and he opened up just as soon as he heard the footsteps stomp on the ground a few times. He swung the door open and.

And. For a moment Harry was just smiling. Because Draco was standing there, in front of him, in his large coat, out of breath, but smiling and the something of spark in his eyes. They didn't say anything for a second before Draco broke the silence with, "I am never, and I mean never getting into a car that Dora's driving again." Then he threw his arms around Harry's neck and crushed him with his weight. Harry easily wrapped his own around Draco's back, pulling him in and holding him tight, breathing in the familiar scent, the mix of sandalwood and citrus, bergamot and leather from his gloves that he loved to wear every single time when they went out to Hogsmeade. Oh, Harry missed him.

They hugged for a minute, or longer, before Draco pulled back, cradling Harry's face with his gloved hands, leaning in and kissing him. The kiss was closed mouth, and Harry couldn't ask for more. Mainly because Narcissa Black was standing just a few feet there on his doorsteps, and he was not going to embarrass himself and Draco like that. They pulled away too soon, making Harry already ache for more. But he pulled back, and stepped back to let the others come inside.

"Where's my kiss, Potter?" Pansy's familiar whine came, and when Draco stepped to the side, she winked at Harry. Harry only managed to roll his eyes and give her a kiss on the cheek, like he did with Luna, Ginny and Hermione when they came in. 

"There it is, now get inside," He grumbled, giving her a soft hug as well. Then came Nymphadora. Tonks. She smiled down at Harry, and her hair for today was red. A kind of maroon red, with green streaks where the sun would catch and twinkle. Festive, huh. She patted Harry's head, like he was a little puppy that just showed her a cool trick he learned. Andromeda pinched his cheeks as if he was Twelve again. Now came the scarier one.

Narcissa looked exactly like how her sister Andromeda looked, except her hair was the same blonde as Draco's, and her eyes were a darker shade of blue. She looked at Harry with a gaze that he could not define, but he was sure it definitely wasn't hatred. Or disgust. Or disappointment. Maybe it was and she just had a really good poker face.

But then she smiled, and Harry was sure that, just for a moment, she had swapped places with Draco. The smile. They shared a smile. This was Draco's smile. The smile that Draco would give him when Harry did something stupid again, but he couldn't help but kiss him again. The smile that Draco would give right before he called Harry some mean word, not meaning anything, and shutting him up by giving him the triangle method that would make Harry's brain stop functioning. 

"Harry," She said softly. "It is so good to finally meet you." Then she hugged Harry. She hugged Harry like how his mum would hug him as soon as he got off the train at Nine and Three Quarters. She hugged like they were already family. 

No, Harry did not cry! Shut up. Mind your business!

Once they separated, Harry heard his godfather's bellow at seeing his cousins, and he didn't have to turn around to probably guess that his own dad was shaking Draco's hand. However, Harry did not like how Pansy looked at his father when she introduced herself, and he quickly rushed to her side to push her into the living room. When he asked if she was trying to flirt with his dad, she just shrugged and told him to chill, and that she just got broken up with, he needs to be respectful.

And, well, excuse Harry, but he is plenty respectful, thank you very much.

"Draco!" The chorus of kids (+the Weasley Twins) shouted in the living room, making the boy jump all at once.

"Well, well, well," George said in a hum, the first one to step towards them. "If it ain't Harry's favourite blondie in person!"

"We've heard so much about you," Fred piped in and elbowed George away, winking at Pansy (clearly having heard Ron & Ginny talk about her break up on the way here), and Pansy seemed to love the sudden attention she got and batted her eyes. "All good things, of course,"

"Yeah, like how you can do that crazy thing with your—"

"George!" Harry shushed him up, stomping on his feet and glaring at him. George hissed and stepped back, rolling his eyes, though his grin was ever prominent. Draco turned to look at Harry with wide eyes.

"I didn't tell them anything! They've been doing this since they got here, I swear!" Harry promised, and it was sorta the truth. Draco kept his levelled gaze at Harry, taking off his coat. "Oh, let me get that! Pansy, yours, too."

"Ever the gentleman," She cooed and gave Harry the coat, which he hurriedly carried back into the hallway and into the closet (that was decidedly larger on the inside thanks to Snape's expertise in this). But, on his way out, he had been roughly pushed back inside, and he was sure it was going to be Pansy for a joke of hers, but once the door shut and the lights got brighter (at the presence of people inside, really, Snape's thought of everything), he quickly realised it very much wasn't Pansy.

Draco had one brow raised and looked at him expectedly, hand still on Harry's chest. Harry gulped.

"It really was just a joke," Harry assured again, holding onto the slim wrist and pulling Draco closer. Did the bastard get taller? No— no, whatever. Draco had his grey eyes narrowed at Harry, and his posture was straight. Was he really that mad about that joke? "I would never tell anyone of... of what we do, y'know that, Dragon."

"God, I missed hearing you call me that in person," growled Draco before he pushed Harry against a wall and attached his lips to his.

Oh.

Oh.

So he wasn't mad. Good to know.

Very good to know.

Harry's arms circled Draco's waist and he easily flipped them around before the kiss could deepen, his hand cupping Draco's jaw and prying the mouth open, taking what he's been missing, and, by the gods, he missed this.

His tongue swiped over Draco's teeth, toying with his own tongue to try and let it come out and fight, biting Draco's bottom lip and enticing a squeak of surprise, quickly turned into a deep moan. His hands dove into Harry's hair, his jumper, holding him close. Harry caged him with his legs, kissing and biting and licking into his mouth, eager and hungry.

Jerking off during calls was not enough for them, Harry quickly realised, and pulled away. Draco was out of breath, his hair already mussed up, and his lips red, his eyes glossy. His face was delightfully pink and flushed. "Harry," he whispered, and then again, "Harry," sweeter than the first. "Harry," harsher. "Harry," full of want and need. Harry dove back in, kissing and biting. His hand trailed down Draco's body, underneath his very own Weasley Christmas Jumper (also last minute, Draco had called Harry in tears and joy, one of his fondest memories), hands over his cold skin, trailing upwards and then back down. Then, he roughly pulled against Draco's belt, already unbuckling it with one hand, the other held the back of Draco's head while they kissed, tipping it back so Harry could drive his tongue in deeper.

His hand teased under the waistband before slipping down completely. His patience was already thin as it is. And he just held the base of Draco's prick, feeling it fill out completely in his hand. Draco was shivering and moaning against his mouth, and when Harry pulled away to catch his breath, Draco whimpered. His own hands fumbled around for Harry's belt, but Harry pushed them away. When Draco looked at him with furrowed brows, Harry just smirked and kissed the corner of his mouth.

"I just want to taste you," he whispered and dropped to his knees. 

Draco gasped deliciously, and his hands ventured into Harry's hair, exactly how they liked it. Harry pulled Draco's pants down by a little, just so his pretty cock could pop out and he gazed at it only for a bit, having missed the sight of it. Draco gets shy during the calls, and he doesn't like showing off too much when they're doing... well, what they always do when they have enough free time on their hands. He missed how the precum would slide down Draco's shaft, and he missed holding it. Lord, he sounds sex crazy. Maybe he has gone a bit crazy. It's only been, what, one week? This build up shouldn't be that insane.

Draco shivered under Harry's gaze, and he looked like he was also dying from embarrassment. But there was nothing in his eyes telling Harry to stop, so he wasn't going to stop. Harry leaned in and wrapped his mouth around the head, hearing Draco's deep sigh and grunts as he swallowed more, and more, and more. Now, Harry wasn't really a whore to say when it comes to his experience, but... well, he can't remember where he got his practice from anymore.

He looked up from where he was resting, Draco's pubic hair tickling his nose and the cock in his mouth tickling the back of his throat. Draco didn't look any more beautiful.

His hair looked vibrant, like a halo, and his face was pinkly flushed. And he waited for Harry's look. For Harry's sign. Harry winked as best as he could, and watched the pink flush deepen, and then, very slowly, Draco began to pull back, and then push forward again, hands tightened in Harry's hair like an iron fist.

Harry loosened his jaw, taking every last bit of Draco that he could, and he let him fuck his face, pushing thrusting shallow, then deep when he was assured Harry was alright. Every thrust had Harry blinking rapidly, breathing harshly through his nose, and his own hand held the erection that was peeking through his own trousers. He unbuckled his belt, hands sliding effortlessly into his pants, and he followed Draco's tempo, the thrust speed, the harshness.

"F-Fuck, Harry," Draco cried off brokenly, his hands pushing Harry closer with every thrust, and, fuck fuck fuck, it was glorious. Harry could barely think, barely see, thrusting against his own closed fist to follow Draco. "Oh, oh, Harry, Harry," he moaned, voice trembling in arousal, and Harry felt it when Draco came down his throat, trying to follow him. When Draco pulled out of his mouth, the string of saliva collected there made Harry moan loud. He pushed his face into the spot between Draco's hipbone and crotch, still thrusting into his hand before coming as well.

Draco's grip in Harry's hair instantly loosened up, and he soothed instead, pushing back and making Harry gaze up at Draco with a sloppy grin. Draco only scoffed, tucking himself inside again and helping Harry up, then tucking him inside his trousers because he just kept looking at Draco with his dopey grin. Harry barely blinked, hand flying through the air to clear the room of the smell of cum, then leaning into Draco and kissed him.

And they kissed for a bit longer.

And nothing in that kiss was filled with pent up tension or sexual desires, no, it was just two boys kissing. Draco's arms were over Harry's shoulders, and Harry's hands were holding onto Draco's back, close and breathing each other's air.

Then the door slammed open. "Aha!"

Harry turned around, eyes wide and Draco jumped back from him. "Sirius, please," That was Remus's voice.

"I told you they snuck off! But, oh, yeah, call me the crazy one." Sirius muttered, hands thrown in the air where he had stood in the doorway, and then walked off. "You boys better wash your hands before coming to the dinner table!"

"Ugh, Sirius!" Harry bemoaned, grabbing Draco's hand and stepping outside. Mum and Dad were standing out there in the hallway with Narcissa, and suddenly Harry knew that they were all looking at their state. Faces flushed, clothes a little messed up and their hair. Well, Harry's hair is easily excused to always look like that, but Draco's... you don't need Four Founders to figure out what happened in the enlarged closet.

Mum and Dad looked smug with one another, and Mum quickly directed Narcissa into another room, though her eyes were very much piercing into Harry and Draco's soul, he was sure of it. He looked at the boy in question, and he looked, god, he looked fucking adorable. His face was pink, and he looked almost shy, raised shoulders and folded arms over his chest. Even his ears are pink! He's going to be the death of Harry, he was sure of that.

Instead of wanting to shove Draco back into the closet and keep snogging him till his brain stopped functioning from the lack of air, he gave him a chaste kiss to the cheek and held his hand. "C'mon, don't look so sour," he smiled, tilting his head down and to the side till he saw Draco crack a smile as well, sheepish and blushing. "The others probably actually want to talk to you, too, y'know. We'll have time for us later," He promised, kissing Draco on the lips once more before pulling him into the living room.

 

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Draco was terrible at keeping his composure. 

Well, he was raised Pureblood, and he is still very sophisticated (he liked to believe so). But around his closest friends that know every little detail there is to know about Draco, it's a fine line that he's stepping onto. He promised himself that he would first of all; greet everyone that was already inside the house and 2nd; he would check up on Pansy before talking to Harry. He practically threw that promise aside when Harry opened the door, and all Draco wanted to do was. Well. It wasn't very. Appropriate for. Ehm. For a dinner date. With family. So.

At least he got some of it out of his system. Though, he initially just wanted to snog Harry a bit... 

Well, whatever. He was squished between Pansy and Theodore on the couch. Blaise was sitting with Thomas and Finnigan, playing chess against the both of them for a test of skill. Hermione and Weasel- Well, Ron, actually, Merlin, he hasn't called him Weasel in ages (how strange of him), were sharing an armchair together and doing all the cutesy-shit couples do, and, god that made Draco feel so lonely, and worst of all, Harry was right there as well. Harry sat on the floor between the empty space of the armchair and the couch, the hissing and fat ginger cat in his lap and purring as Harry stroked his fur. Draco was feeling jealous of a cat that was named after him. How pathetic.

Draco tried to pay attention to the conversation he was having with the other Silver Trio who sat there (Luna, Longbottom and Weaslette), but his mind was... somewhere else. In fact, it was still inside the closet. Harry's cheeky smile when he sank to the floor and took all of Draco inside his mouth like it meant nothing and swallowed every bit of him down. Sweet Salazar and Godric, he was fucked, wasn't he? Well, that is the plan for the weekend, after all.

It's not like Harry and Draco talked about doing it over the weekend while Draco slept over, it was just... a bit implied. And, well, it was a bit .. terrifying. He can't lie. Okay, who is he kidding? It's petrifying.

It was hard to try and keep a levelled head when his brain wouldn't shut up about the things he and Harry would do as soon as they were behind closed doors, his heart hadn't stopped racing since they walked out of that closet (haha).

Facing his parents (Harry's) and his own mother now seemed a lot harder than at first. He was failing at pretending to care for the conversation in which the others were trying to drag him into, so they ignored him as he ignored them. He swapped places with Pansy so he could lean over and try to pet the fat cat, but it hissed when he came close and it almost sank it's teeth into Draco's palm. He removed it quickly. Harry chuckled where he sat. "You have an asshole cat."

Harry only laughed at that, his eyes glinting up towards him. "He learns from his namesake."

Draco gasped in mock offense, crawling to the floor to pinch Harry's side. He squealed and tried to wiggle away, but Noir didn't allow him as he sank his claws into his sweater. Harry was the one hissing then, in pain. "Oh, c'mon, Noir, this sweater is new, don't start tearing it up now!" he grumbled and glared at the cat as if it understood him. Draco rolled his eyes. "Wait till next year for that." Harry petted the cat soothingly then, and it purred, then it turned its dark eyes to Draco. If cats could talk, Draco's sure he would be getting yelled at right now by its face.

"Why does your cat hate everyone?" Draco asked with furrowed brows and a grimace. Harry laughed again and shrugged.

"He doesn't hate everyone," he scoffed, and then looked down at the cat in his lap. "He loves my dad."

Draco was the one scoffing, hitting Harry's shoulder. "Well, duh, he looks like you, just with a beard." He muttered and wedged himself between Harry to lay his head on his shoulder. Harry chuckled, one arm going over Draco's shoulder and pulling him closer. 

"Guess that's fair," Harry said with a half-shrug. He looked down at the cat and petted it with his free hand. The cat looked up at Harry, and then at Draco. "He just has to get used to you. Once he sees how much me and my dad love you, he'll come around! That's how he got attached to my mum." Harry hummed, rubbing the fat cat's belly. Draco hesitated, looking up at Harry as if he didn't believe him, but let him have that harmless thought anyway. He leaned further into Harry, glad of his warmth, and his touch. He felt safe here. It even smelled safe. How weird, huh? How can something smell safe? Well, this place did.

Everything about Harry was safe. And it's like... unbelievable. 

Maybe that's just Draco's lovesick talking. Maybe he's just too far into the Potter Curse now.

He finds that he doesn't hate it. He relishes in it. He loves it.

An hour later, they were helping set the table outside, passing plates and utensils, and a few of the kids arguing where to sit. Draco didn't really care about the seating arrangement, so long he was next to Harry. Sadly, he was squeezed between the Weasley Twins, with Harry sitting across from him. How glorious of him.

"So Malfoy," One of them said when everyone finally sat down. Maybe it was George. Well, Draco couldn’t tell them apart anyway. The kids were on the lower left side of the table, all the adults on the right side. Draco distinctively noticed Regulus and Severus weren't here yet. "Is it true?"

"Is what true?" Draco kept his eyes narrowed at the two brothers. Across from him, Harry was in a deep conversation with Pansy, wide smile and oblivious to the twins's hungry eyes on him.

"You and Harry doin’ the hanky-panky for christmas?" The other twin pipped in. Fred, most likely. Draco coughed on his glass of water, finally gaining Harry's attention.

"You okay, Draco?" He asked. Draco glared at him.

"Fine." He hissed, then kicked both twins under the table. They sniggered at him. "And, no, it isn't true," he said to the twins quietly, glaring at his empty plate. "And even if it was, why would I admit it to you idiots?"

One of the twins let out a low whistle, the other threw their head back and laughed loudly. "Oh, it's so true, isn't it?"

"No, it isn't!" But they weren’t listening, laughing along with each other. Draco sighed, palming his temples.

"Sorry for the delay," Draco's head snapped up, Regulus and Severus in tow joining them in the backyard. They shook their coats off, taking the remaining seats that lay between Andromeda and Tonks near Fred, on Draco's right. Draco saw how Harry also looked up upon their entrance, a smile blooming on his face. "My portkey didn't work in time, Severus had to come get me." He said with the air of casualty, like Severus always has to come pick him up if something went haywire. His eyes scanned the kids' side, giving them all a polite nod until his eyes landed on Harry and Draco. "Nice to see the lovebirds behaving." He hummed and sat down. Draco knew his cheeks were blushing, as were Harry's.

As it appears, most everyone has arrived now, and so James and Lily had started floating in all the food they had prepared. Draco wasn't used to calling them by their first names in his mind, but they told him that he can skip the awkward "Mr. and Mrs. Potter" phase since Draco's practically welcomed as family. 

The scent hit first—cinnamon, roasted garlic, and something unmistakably buttery—before the dishes themselves began to float in, one by one, like enchanted parade floats. James, flushed and triumphant, directed the procession with a wand in one hand and a gravy boat in the other. Lily followed behind, sleeves rolled up, hair frizzed from steam, levitating a tray of golden Yorkshire puddings that puffed like proud little clouds. Both wore very, very hideous christmas sweaters, matching even. Draco would've cringed, if he didn't find their relationship hauntingly beautiful. He tried not to look at Harry, though he felt his eyes staring at him.

"Careful with the roast, love," she warned, as James nearly collided with a platter of glazed ham. "That’s the one with the honey-orange glaze. Took me three tries to get it right."

"Three tries?" James grinned. "I call that restraint."

Molly Weasley had already claimed a corner of the table, her contributions wrapped in gingham and warmth: treacle tart, spiced apple crumble, and a casserole that smelled like home. She swatted Sirius’s hand away from the crumble with a wooden spoon. "Not until the toast, dear."

Sirius, undeterred, turned instead to where the wine bottles stood in the centre, where mother and Regulus were already mid-debate over whose bottle had the most "nuanced finish." Draco watched them with mild horror and fascination.

"Mine's a 1982 Château Margaux," mother said, voice like silk and challenge.

Regulus raised an eyebrow. "And mine's a 1978 Bordeaux, aged in dragon oak barrels. Imported."

Sirius uncorked his own bottle with a flourish. "Mine's from a bloke in Knockturn Alley who swears it was brewed under a blood moon. Fancy enough?" Mother guffawed, and Regulus’s lips pressed into a thin line. He avoided his brother's eyes.

Draco blinked. "Is that legal?"

"Barely," Sirius winked. Professor Lupin—Remus beside him, had his eyes wide in worry, opening his mouth to probably scold his husband.

Meanwhile, Mary McDonald arrived with a tray of gingerbread stars, each iced with shaky but earnest patterns. Dean Thomas trailed behind her, carrying a second tray with both hands and a proud grin. "Mum let me do the icing," he announced, and several stars bore evidence—one had a golden snitch, another a Quidditch broom, and one suspiciously resembled a Hungarian Horntail.

"Artistic interpretation," Mary said, patting his shoulder.

The table filled quickly, magic humming in the air as platters settled into place. Draco looked over the table and saw Hermione and Luna, who were debating whether the cranberry sauce was enchanted to sparkle or if it was just glitter.

"It’s edible glitter," Hermione said, inspecting it with a fork.

"Or it’s starlight," Luna replied dreamily. "Mr. Potter said he bottled some last solstice."

Draco wasn't sure if she was joking. He wasn't sure he cared. Draco didn't like how the twins were eyeing the wine near the adults, and scheming a plan between them to steal a bottle or all three as if Draco wasn't right between them. He could only roll his eyes and pretend to be deaf.

James stands then, tapping his wand against his glass with theatrical flair. Lily rolls her eyes but smiles, nudging him gently as she joins him.

"Right, everyone—wands down, forks up, and mouths shut for just a minute. I promise not to wax poetic for too long. I know Sirius is already eyeing the wine like it owes him money." Sirius gave a curt nod at his best friend, nudging Remus to the side who was grimacing. 

"And Molly’s threatening violence if we don’t toast before touching the crumble, so here we go." A couple of chuckles erupted, and Mr. Weasley patted his wife’s side, whispering in her ear that made her break out a smile.

"This—this right here—is what magic was always meant to be. Not spells or broomsticks or glittering cranberry sauce—though, Luna, I'm still not convinced that’s edible," he gestured, unsure to her. Luna swirled the glass around and smiled at Hermione.

"Well, it will be once I'm done with it." Pansy whispered across from Draco on Harry's left. The table laughed quietly, Harry's father continuing on.

"It's this table. These faces. This noise. This mess." He said with a fond smile, turning to his face. This toast seemed well rehearsed. Well, Lily is an author, of course.

"We grew up thinking magic was something you learned. But it turns out, it’s something you build. With burnt casseroles and hideous sweaters and cats named after people who hiss at you." She eyed her son, who now boasted red cheeks. He looked at Draco sheepishly, and Draco reached with his foot to touch his. His smile was shy. Draco could relate. 

"To the friends who became family. To the family who stuck around even when we were insufferable. To the kids who keep us young, and the adults who still sneak firewhiskey like they're seventeen," James took over again, placing an arm over his wife's shoulders. He pointed at the Weasley twins and narrowed his eyes. "Everyone keep your eyes on them. You may be adults, but that's no reason to rob us of good mead." The twins raised their hands up in silent defense. 

Lily laughed, her voice ringing with comfort from all planes. "To the ones who love loudly, awkwardly, and without apology. And to the ones who are still figuring it out—Draco, darling, we see you." Draco looked pointedly away, but almost everyone on the left side of the table cooed, except Harry, who kept his foot against Draco's in comfort.

"To peace. To laughter. To Yuletide. And to the kind of love that makes even the worst sweaters look good." James finished it off, looking at Lily. For a moment it seemed he forgot all about the people in front of him, staring at his wife like she was the only thing worthy to keep staring at. 

Lily pushed his face back to them, and they both raised a glass full of wine up. "Cheers!"

"Cheers!"

The food passed around then, Draco settled for whatever was left, his nerves having eaten up his stomach more than food could fill up. Everyone was having a fun time, from what Draco could see. Luna and Hermione were still debating about whether the cranberry sauce should be passed around or not. Pansy had secretly taken it from them four minutes ago and is close to finishing it with Blaise on her other side. Theodore was on Luna’s other side with Neville and Dean. Seamus was next to George, and the two seem to be battling thumbs against each other. From across the table he saw his mother talking with Regulus and Severus. Sirius was drinking his fourth glass of that suspicious bottle he'd brought and Remus was trying to take it away from him.

"Not hungry, little dragon?" Draco looked over his shoulder, Dora leaning against his chair and peering down at him. "Did you really puke everything out on the car ride?"

"Draco, you vomited?" Harry's concerned voice cut in like a knife, and Draco turned to see his face stricken with worry.

"I'm okay!" He said and elbowed Dora's side. She laughed. "I just felt a little sick when we got here! You barely noticed, so it's fine."

Harry was wearing a deep frown, and Draco was unsure if he was glaring at him or at his plate. "I'm surprised you didn't taste it," Pansy pushed herself into the conversation, turning her face up in the air and scrunching his face. "Draco's quick breath charms are always rubbish."

"No, they're not!" Draco mumbled, folding his arms over his chest.

"Clearly," Dora drawled. "That, or Harry just didn't care to ask about your awful breath 'cus he missed you so much." Draco groaned, pushing her away.

"Go away!" He hissed, and she cackled. He turned back to Harry, seeing his concentrated face. "I am okay, I swear. Dora was driving like a maniac on the road, I just felt a little off."

Harry looked Draco in the eyes for a long time, and then Draco felt his foot tap against his. He tapped back. Pansy looked between them, then poked her head down the table. "Hey, they're playing footsies like some virgins." She pulled herself up, and Blaise started laughing. 

"Oh, shove it, Parkinson." Harry's face broke into a smile, and he turned to push Pansy further away from him. He looked at Draco and gave another shy smile. Draco loved it when he would get bashful. 

"How about we play footsies, too, George?" Fred decided to add himself to the conversation, and George laughed on Draco's other side.

"You've read my mind, Fred." Then they kicked Draco's shin and Harry's leg away. Harry yelped, kicking back. Draco removed his legs from them completely, crossing them on his seat. He stared at his half-eaten plate and rolled his eyes.

"Are you guys in kindergarten or something?" Hermione interrupted them, glaring at the twins. "Honestly, I know you joke for a living, literally, but you don't need to overdo it!" She grumbled, and if her glare could cut through people, Fred and George would've been breadslices.

The two seemed to only shrug at her, then went back to kicking each other. Draco sighed loudly.

He sat between the two for a few more minutes before he stood up and excused himself to the bathroom. Remembering when Harry showed him around, he headed to the bathroom on the second floor down the hall. He passed an open bedroom and lingered in the doorway for a moment, realising this is Harry's bedroom. He saw how... Gryffindor it was. The cream walls were cluttered with posters—his beloved Quidditch team mid-victory dive, a few Muggle movie stills with dramatic lighting, and album covers that pulsed with color and nostalgia. A battered guitar leaned against the wardrobe, strings slightly dusty, as if played in bursts of late-night impulse. The bed was unmade, sheets rumpled like he'd wrestled sleep and lost. A worn jumper was draped over the desk chair, and a pair of trainers lay abandoned near the door, one tipped on its side.

Draco stepped in without meaning to, drawn by the quiet intimacy of it all. There was a photo frame on the nightstand—Harry and Ron, arms slung around each other, grinning like idiots. A couple more beside it, pictures of him as a baby with his parents, then there's one in which Draco is sure must be Hermione's twelfth birthday in Hogwarts. A bunch of the other frames were still photos with his friends, Neville, the Patil Twins who lived down the street with Dean, Seamus and Harry wearing too many party hats, Sirius carrying Harry on his shoulders, Remus sitting at the kitchen table, right here in the Potter home, helping him with what seems to be homework. A candle sat beside it, half-burned, smelling faintly of cinnamon and something woodsy. The room felt lived-in, warm, and a little chaotic. Gryffindor, yes—but also unmistakably Harry.

He remembers Harry telling him he tried to get into guitar, but he always got bored halfway through learning it. Draco touched the guitar lightly and walked further in. He looked at his desk, seeing comic stacks beside it enough for Draco to climb it. It was big for a room. A lot of open space, which is probably why there are so many clothes gathered around. Harry is not much of a clean freak as Draco is. He couldn't believe he would be sleeping in this room, in that bed with Harry. He suddenly felt his nerves come back. 

And the food he stuffed felt like coming back as well.

Draco hurried out of the room and into the bathroom at the end of the hall, closing is abruptly and—

Maybe he was a bit more sick than he initially hoped. He wasn't sure if it was just nerves upending him, or if he had gotten sick some time before. He couldn't seem to recall. 

Knock, knock.

Draco blinked blearily up, hearing the door opening slowly. Regulus came inside, tilting his head at the pitiful outlook, probably. Draco, sitting in front of a toilet he just threw up in. He gave Draco one long look before helping him stand. "Nerves or something else?" He asked simply. Draco shrugged, washing his face.

"I don't know, actually," he murmured and Regulus hummed. He looked at Draco above the mirror then pulled something out of his pocket. A small vial. Draco turned around and frowned. “What's that?"

"Draught of Peace," Regulus said, holding out for Draco. "Remember how I used to give this to you whenever you had the feeling you were going to explode?"

Draco looked at him, at his stoic expression, noticed the soft crinkling in the corner of his eyes. Regulus always seemed to show affection slowly and steadily. Something Draco understood all too well. He grabbed the vial and uncorked it. "How do you always know about these?" Draco asked once he swallowed half of it, feeling his nerves drastically decrease. The Draught of Peace never takes away the nerves, only turns them into a small buzz that helps you ignore it more.

Regulus shrugged in the doorway. "I just do." He said with a smirk, turning around and walking off. Draco doesn't know what else to think about Regulus except he's always so stoic.

Draco turned back to the mirror and stared at himself for a while. He had eyebags, faint but echoing his lack of sleep. He didn't think it would affect him that badly sleeping without Harry. But it apparently did. He was used to his warm body against him, often either caging him or holding him down, or even just cuddled on his side. He was used to his hands traveling over his body, even in sleep, he always touched Draco and he always pulled him close. Sometimes Draco thought it was suffocating, being that close to him all the time. He's now realised he's been craving it for the last few days. Crazy, huh?

He thought back to Harry's bedroom, imagining sleeping there with him. He imagined how clingy Harry would get again, holding him tightly, whispering filthy things as he always does right before bed just to tease him, his hands always searching and touching and feeling. How could Draco not miss it?

His cheeks were pink, he realised, still staring at the mirror. He felt ridiculous, placing the vial that was gripped, so tightly his knuckles were as white as the marble on the floor, in his hand down on the sink.

"Draco?" He looked up and saw the man of the hour. Harry leaned on the doorway, his hand reaching out to Draco. He took it gratefully and intertwined their fingers.

"I'm fine, Harry," he sighed, having already seen the question almost slipping out of his mouth. Harry frowned and pulled him into his chest, his arms wrapping around Draco's back.

"You sure?"

"Of course," Draco cupped Harry's face and leaned down to kiss him. Harry seemed to hesitate, and when Draco pulled back, he saw the furrow still on his brow. Draco reached with a thumb to caress it away, though Harry's face remained frowning. Draco gave a dry chuckle. "What? Don't believe me?" He watched carefully how Harry's eyes seemed to shift between his. He scoffed lightly, then pulled Harry inside the small bathroom, closing the door behind him. Harry squawked, but let himself be dragged anyway. The furrow finally disappeared from his brows, and instead they reached beneath his fringe with his wide eyes. Draco pushed him lightly on the chest, backing him against the wall. Then, his hands caressed Harry's chest, down to his trousers and belt. He pulled on it, and Harry's eyes were slowly calculating Draco's moves.

"Wait, what—"

"You need to stop worrying," Draco sighed, leaning in close to start licking down Harry's neck. His hands cascaded downwards, and he gripped Harry beneath his trousers. He gasped, and Draco felt his prick slowly fattening up from his ministrations. His face grew a wicked grin, and he continued to lick over Harry's clavicle. "Honestly, I love your insistent need for checking up on me, but I'm fine."

He emphasised it by removing his belt, and letting his hand sneak beneath Harry's trousers and pants. He gripped Harry's prick, enjoying the grunted moan he received from him. Harry's hand reached to grip Draco's wrist. But he didn't let him pull it away, raising his head and slamming his lips against his. Harry's hand fell away, just like Draco knew it would, and cupped his cheek instead, deepening the kiss and letting his tongue come out to play. His hand, undeterred now, gripped Harry's cock fully, pushing his trousers and pants down to get a better hold of it. He peeked down, pulling away enough to see his pale hand grip onto Harry's fat cock, the tip disappearing from his closed fist, precum leaking. Harry's hips seemed to follow his touch, his mouth hanging open now and grunting quietly. His hand reached towards Draco's neck, the nape of it, pulling him back to a rearing kiss. A roaring kiss. Tongue and teeth colliding difficultly, but as hurried as always. 

It's always like this with Harry.

Draco kept touching him, hearing him breath heavily when their mouths separated. Harry's head hung low, eyes squeezed shut and his glasses were sliding down his nose. Draco took them off, letting them drop to the floor, he couldn't care right now. Harry's own hands started unzipping Draco's trousers, and he let him pull his cock out, and then Harry was forcefully removing Draco's hand from the way, their cocks gliding next to each other. With his wider palm, he took both of them in hand, and, oh god.

He did this once, maybe a few weeks ago, in an old, unused classroom. Draco wasn't sure what to think of it. His hands held onto Harry's shoulders, his hands going torturously slow on their cocks pressed together. And then he let go. Draco whined, looking at Harry, who grinned like a dork. He kissed the corner of Draco's mouth and then pushed Draco's trousers and pants down to his ankles, like his own, and parted his thighs and—

Oh. For a moment Draco panicked, but he quickly realised Harry was using his thighs instead. He let him. He watched him as his hands pressed onto Draco's thighs, the sensation it was giving Draco's weeping cock that just hung there while Harry's kept sliding with its precum between Draco's thighs. Well. Again, this is something Harry has officially only done once with Draco. He keeps count of everything they do. He gets panicky when he doesn't.

"Touch yourself," Harry grunted, sending shivers down Draco's back, and he didn't hesitate. He reached for his cock, but Harry shook his head. Draco frowned, looking at him carefully. Without his glasses in the way, Harry's gaze was sharper, narrowed, probably to see Draco better, but they were close enough he didn't need to squint. Draco searched for his question, and then found it when he felt Harry's cock slide between his thighs and nudge. Oh.

"You're such a fucking pervert," Draco groaned, his hands covering his face as he felt the sudden shame wash over him. Harry wants him to finger himself while he fucks his thighs. Well. Harry chuckled, leaning forward to kiss Draco's knuckles on his hands.

"Do it for me, Draco," Harry said slowly, more shivers and gooseflesh cascaded down Draco's body, and he looked beneath the fringe of his hair. He hesitated, then reached with a hand to Harry's lips. Harry grinned cheekily, opening his mouth and immediately welcoming Draco's fingers inside. Dear god, he swirled his tongue over his three fingers, sucking diligently, smiling somehow throughout it. Draco wanted to hide away, but he couldn't stop staring at his face, the way his fingers slide inside his mouth and he just fucking took it, like, what the fuck, Potter?

They were in Harry's bathroom, one floor up where everyone else was outside eating. And they were up here, and doing... oh, man, Draco was feeling quite disturbed. In a way that he notices his prick twitching. He was weird for this, probably. Harry's hands were gripping tightly onto Draco's thighs, the slow drag of his cock sliding between them, Merlin and Morgana, Draco's expecting the burn from this as soon as they were over.

He pulled his fingers out after he noticed Harry's raised brow. Clearly he wouldn't have minded having Draco's fingers inside his mouth for a long period of time. Well. Draco kept that in the back of his mind. Harry was always a bit weird about his soft, smaller hands.

He let Harry watch him as he moved his fingers behind him, Harry's cock still sliding between his thighs. This led to a slightly awkward position. Well. Draco was a bit too turned on to care. He let himself feel the touch of fingers on his furled hole, teasing himself, and then let his first finger slide in, all the way to the knuckle. He let out a low moan, muffling it by Harry's shoulder. He was already risking a lot, he was not going to get caught in this... compromising position. No, he will not have it.

Harry seemed to follow his moan, his cock sliding quicker, if only a small amount. He's been trying to drag it out. Like always. He'll fail, Draco senses it. He always comes prematurely. Not like Draco minded it. He loved seeing Harry come undone. His fingers slid inside slowly, dragging it out just as slow. Harry seemed to watch over his shoulder, his breath hitching. Draco would have half the mind to push away from Harry to properly finger himself, but he knew it'd be futile, as Harry's hands dug sharply into his hips. The slow drag inside was... well. Not like he hasn't done this repeatedly while away from Harry, but still, it's different, as Harry was watching him now. He added a finger, trying his best to angle his fingers correctly, but it's quite hard in this position. He raised on his tiptoes, his other hand supporting himself on Harry's shoulder while the two other fingers were driving inside his arse. "Fuck, Harry," he grunted, to which Harry raised his hips and slid his cock out between Draco's thighs. He turned Draco around, the quick manhandle swaying Draco as his fingers removed themselves.

"You seem stuck," Harry commented airly, breathily. His fingers immediately pushed inside where Draco's were, and Draco let out a gulped moan, covering his mouth. "I'll help."

"E-ever the saviour," Draco said shakily, immediately chasing Harry's fingers as they drove inside him, better than his fingers ever could. He felt Harry smile behind him, his head leaning over to his and kissing down his neck. "What about you?" Draco tried to look over, but caught himself in the mirror instead, and- Oh, good fucking heavens.

Draco saw himself, lower half exposed and his cock jutting out, precum leaking. Harry's one hand moved behind him, the other snuck around his hip and gripped the base of his cock. Draco gasped, his slim fingers coming to grip onto Harry's wrist, not trying to stop him, but encourage him. "I'd like to take care of you first." Then he drove his fingers in, a third added, while his other hand was stroking his cock in leisure time. Draco had to cover his mouth with his other hand, just to keep the moans that were inside him in. Harry was enjoying himself to that image, too, because his eyes were watching the mirror as well. And their eyes connected, and, oh.

To say Draco Malfoy is in love with Harry Potter would be an understatement.

He lives and breathes for him.

His smile, his scent, his eyes, his hands, his body. Everything of his, by god, Draco was in big trouble.

Notes:

this is split up... bc i couldnt finish it all. im writing the major scene next chapter, and it immediately goes back to them being little shits. sigh. who convinced me to write again?????????? anyway, did u notice how my writing style changed drastically over these pages? I NOTICED. im not sure if any of these styles is as good as the next, but i tried. i think im losing touch on who these characters are. im gonna reread my fanfic pile, get back into their headspace. it'll take a while. don't be mad if i dont release another chapter for a long while again! i'll still be here. albeit... might be slow. very slow... very slow.
but it's official. they're gonna have sex in the next one. well. anal sex. since they've been uh doing quite a bit of sex already. haha.... im unfunny, ik...
buh-bye!!!

Notes:

Basically Hogwarts but if they had WIFI and if Voldemort didnt exist. What year is this set in? Only the lord knows

 

...the lord being our dear andrew hozier-byrne

Series this work belongs to:

• Part 1 of The Art Of Teenage Love