Elevator stories

by orphan_account

Summary:

Short stories about anime characters being stuck in an elevator together.

Chapter 1: Anya & Ruby

Summary:

Ruby & Anya get stuck together. Will Ruby survive the bundle of joy?

Today, Anya Forger & Ruby Hoshino are visiting a shopping mall together. They take the elevator to the highest department, but the lift suddenly stops.

 

Ruby groans. "Great,juuuuuust great!"

 

Anya looks at Ruby with her big green eyes.

 

"Shit,I am supposed to be an adult here!"

 

Anya stares even deeper into Ruby's eyes.

 

"Shit, I just realized she can hear my thoughts!"

 

Anya starts to giggle.

 

Ruby gets red. "W-What is so funny,Anya?"

 

"You,Miss Ruby. You don't need to act like an adult with me!" Anya smiles.

 

Ruby puts her finger on her chin. "You are right, that is more Aqua's task!"

 

"Do you have a crush,Miss Ruby?" Anya asks teasingly.

 

"Well I had a crush,but he has died." Ruby says sad.

 

"What if I told you he is still alive." Anya says.

 

"How can you know that? "You are five!" Ruby says unimpressed.

 

Anya smirks."Well my papa is an elite spy and I have a mentor who is the most powerful psychic in the world." 

 

Ruby looks at Anya."Whatever. I am going to tickle lying monsters!" 

 

She starts to tickle Anya. The telepath starts to giggle like crazy.

 

"Your armpits are your weak spot huh?" Ruby smirks.

 

Anya tries to speak,"Hahaha….Miss Ruby…..haha…you are…. Hih….like a…hihi big sister hahaha…to me."

 

Ruby suddenly hugs Anya tight.

 

"I…I can't breathe,Miss Ruby." Anya says.

 

Ruby lets go of the young telepath.

 

"Hey why do you always call people Miss or Mister?" Ruby suddenly asks.

 

"Bondman always calls people Miss or Mister." Anya says.

 

"Who is Bondman?" Ruby asks, confused.

 

Anya's eyes go wide. "You don't know who Bondman is?"

 

"Is he famous or something?" Ruby says

"He is only the greatest spy that ever lived." Anya says with stars in her eyes.

 

Ruby ponders. "Wait a sec ... .did you name your dog Bond after this Bondman spy?" 

 

"I sure did!" she says in full confidence 

 

"Isn't Loid jealous you didn't call Bond Twilight instead?" Ruby asks.

 

Anya looks like she has heartburn." You know Bondman is an anime right?"

 

"Damn, I didn't know that! Man I just realized she can hear my thoughts,again! Fix that stupid elevator!"

 

Anya looks at Ruby and her eyes suddenly go wide. 

 

"Um,Miss Ruby? You have been pressing the stop button this whole time with your thumb."

 

"That can't be. I,Ruby Hoshino, don't make such mistakes."Ruby says with a huff.

 

"Mr. Aqua says you do these things all the time!" Anya says unimpressed.

 

Ruby cheeks turn red.

 

"Uh,l-lets go." I will buy you some ice cream,but don't say anything to Aqua right?"

 

"I won't,Miss Ruby." Anya says.

 

Little did Ruby realize that Aqua has been listening this whole time. That happens when you have an overprotective siscon as brother.

 

The end.

Chapter 2: Bakugo K.& Marin K

Summary:

Bakugo gets stuck in an elevator with Marin. Things get hot-headed really quick.

Bakugo Katsuki and Marin Kitagawa are taking the elevator to a party they both have been invited to. But then the elevator stops.

 

Marin starts using her phone. Bakugo starts to get annoyed.

 

"This is no time to play on your phone!" Bakugo shouts.

 

Marin puts her phone down & says,"I am not playing on my phone , I try to contact someone,but I have no connection here." 

 

Bakugo starts to sigh really loud.

 

"Are you an air conditioning by any chance? You sigh so much!" Marin says while she rolls her eyes.

 

"I don't understand how someone as kind as Wakana can get along with someone like you." Bakugo mumbles.

 

Marin slaps Bakugo in the face. Her hand is visible on his cheek.

 

"WHY THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT?" Bakugo shouts while massaging his cheek.

 

Tears are rolling from Marins cheeks.

 

"Y-You shouldn't say I couldn't be a good fit for Gojo."

 

Bakugo's jaw drops on the ground. "Wait…You LIKE Wakana?"

 

Marin sighs. "Are all anime males this dense when it comes to noticing romance? Please tell me you have noticed that Ochako has a crush on Deku!" 

 

Bakugo's jaw drops once more. Marin facepalms.

 

Bakugo suddenly says,"But what do you like about Wakana?"

 

Marins cheeks get red. "Well…He is kind and hard-working. "And he is so cute."

 

Bakugo suddenly starts to smile. It creeps Marin out.

 

"W-Why are you smiling?" Marin asks with a disgusted face.

 

"What do you mean? I am happy for you!" Bakugo scoffs. 

 

The elevator starts moving again. When they come at their destination, Wakana Gojo is waiting for them. He hugs Bakugo and Marin pouts.

 

Bakugo points to Marin"Hey, you should hug her too." 

 

Wakana proceeds to hug Marin,who in return is unable to move.

 

"What caused the malfunction of the elevator?" Marin asks.

 

"Apparently the heat." 

 

"The heat huh?" Marin says loudly while looking at Bakugo.

 

"I was sweaty okay?" Bakugo tries to defend himself.

 

"I will get you, you cheap heater! So you better start to run!" Marin shouts.

 

The end.

Chapter 3: Saiki & Komi-san

Summary:

Komi Shouko and Kusou Saiki get stuck together in an elevator. What will happen to the introverts being stuck together in a small space?

Komi Shouko and Kusou Saiki take the elevator together to the highest floor. But once again the elevator stops.

 

Silence…in the first five minutes neither Saiki or Komi say a word.  It's like they are doing a game called Don't make a sound.

 

Ten minutes pass. Still no word had been said

 

15 minutes have passed. It feels mike a funeral in here.

 

After 20 minutes, just when hope seems lost,Komu finally manages to say a word:

 

"H-Hi S-Saiki!" 

 

Saiki waves back. Komi suddenly remembers she has a tiny notepad with her.

 

"How are you?" she writes.

 

Saiki nods "I am good. How are you?" 

 

Komi is surprised Saiki uses his real voice and not his telepathic thoughts.

 

She looks at Saiki and writes,"Why are you using your real voice?" 

 

"Because you put in so much effort to talk to me first. So I figured I should put in as much effort." Saiki says with a small smile.

 

Komi gets tears in her eyes. Only Tadano has put in this much effort to talk to her before Saiki did this. She is so happy!

 

Saiki gives her a handkerchief and asks,"How is Tadano-kun?" 

 

She cleans her eyes and writes, " He is still really kind and the most perfect boyfriend I could ever ask for!"

 

Saiki smirks and gives her a thumbs up

 

Komi cheeks get red. "How is Aiura-san?" she writes.

 

"She is getting too good at her job sometimes. But don't tell her that. She will get cocky once more." Saiki says with a wink.

 

Komi starts to giggle. At that moment the elevator starts to move again. When they arrive at their destination, Tadano is waiting for them.

 

Komi rushes to Tadano and gives him a smooch on the cheek. The couple starts to walk hand in hand.

 

"Great job, Shouko!" Saiki says with a smirk

 

The end.

Chapter 4: Ayanokōji,Aqua and a mysterious third person.

Summary:

Ayanokōji and Aquamarine get stuck in the elevator. They are discussing their love lives and how they are both clueless. But then a third person suddenly joins the conversation!

Today, Aqua and Ayanokōji take the elevator. When it suddenly stops moving.

 

Ayanokōji looks at Aqua, "How is Ruby?"

 

"She is doing pretty good. How is Kei?" Aqua asks in return.

 

"I think she is doing fine. Haven't spoken to her in a while." Ayanokōji admits.

 

Aqua looks at Ayanokōji in confusion. "But she is your girlfriend."

 

Ayanokōji shrugs."Well I don't really understand how love works. But Kei is happy."

 

Aqua nods. "I am glad to hear that. Make sure you learn alot from Kei when it comes to romance."

 

"How are you and Akane? I heard from Kushida that you and her have a strict professional relationship." Ayanokōji asks.

 

"I am a bit like you. Romantic relationships are really hard." Aqua admits.

 

Suddenly the boys hear a sound from above the elevator. Someone  comes inside the elevator.

 

"Mr. Forger? What are you doing here?" Ayanokōji asks, confused.

 

Loid Forger looks at Ayanokōji and Aquamarine."I am here for a mission". I had to stop someone from taking the elevator.I am sorry for the inconvenience I caused."

 

"Mr. Forger,do you understand love? How do you do it with Mrs Forger?" Aqua asks.

 

"As a spy I have been into many romantic relationships with women,but no one has been as mysterious as Yor." Loid admits.

 

The three men sigh. Why isn't love simple?

 

"I will let you continue your journey." Loid says with a smile.

 

Ayanokōji grabs Loids sleeve. "Have you time to join us for some tea?"

 

"We would really appreciate it." Aqua says.

 

"Sure. Actually I can't wait to hear more about the search to the killer of Ai,Aqua & about your research to the White Room, Ayanokōji." Loid says.

 

Aqua and Ayanokōji chuckle. This was going to be a long afternoon!

 

The end

Chapter 5: Nino, Nazuna and Luffy

Summary:

Nino takes Monkey D. Luffy and Nazuna on a shopping trip. But the elevator stops and they end up talking about crown jewels.

Today Nino Nakano takes Monkey D. Luffy and Nazuna shopping. They can't come to a party dressed up as a vampire and a pirate. Then once more,the elevator stops working. 

 

"Huh? The elevator stopped working." Nazuna says with a shrug.

 

Luffy takes his hat and prepares to open to door,but Nino stops him.

 

"Have you completely lost your mind,Luffy? Are you suicidal?"

 

"Eh? What are you talking about? I just need to pee!" Luffy says while he prepare to lower his pants

 

Nino gets red. "N-Not there! You need to hold it up!"

 

"I wanna see! Kou told me your crown jewels expand too since you hate the gum gum fruit." Nazuna says with excitement.

 

Luffy rolls his eyes and says "Naz-chan, you are just like the girls on Amazon Lilly!" 

 

Nazuna looks Luffy straight in the eye

"Y-You don't understand,I don't have any experience with male genitals! What if Kou suddenly wants to do it one day?" 

 

Nino looks confused. "You told me you were 40 years old. Are you a 40- year old virgin?" 

 

Nazuna gets bright red. Nino's jaw drops on the ground.

 

Luffy decides to hold his pee in after all. He can't concentrate with them looking.

 

"Hey,Luffy! What gives!" Nazuna says disappointed.

 

"I wont go with you two here. It is wonder that Fu and Kou still like you two!" Luffy says annoyed.

 

Nino takes Luffy by his neck."Listen up skippy ball, I am a great match for Fuu,unlike my sisters!"

 

Luffy looks unimpressed. " You are my least favorite sister,Butterfly! You remind me of Hancock! My favorite is Ribbon!"

 

"You mean Yotsuba!" Nazuna asks.

 

Nino let's go of Luffy. " Of course you like her the most! You two are TOTAL airheads! Nami should hit you more,maybe some brains will appear then!"

 

Nazuna takes Luffy by the nose."If you ever say Kou what happened here,I will kill you,Luffy!" 

 

"You can't kill me. But I won't say anything to Fu and Kou,cause they are nice!" Luffy shouts

 

Right at that moment, the elevator starts working again.

 

"Nami have me some money." Luffy says.

 

"Geez, Nami is a cheapskate! You can't even buy a decent t-shirt from this!" Nino scoffs.

 

"I didn't bring money with me." Nazuna says.

 

Nino sighs."Ugh, fine. I am going to pay for you two. But only this one time! And Luffy,get rid of that old stupid hat!"

 

"Over my death body,Butterfly!"

 

The end 

Chapter 6: Zenitsu,Zoro and Tanjiro

Summary:

When the three boys take the elevator so Zoro won't get lost,Zentisu's wimpy attitude annoys Zoro.

Today, Tanjiro, Zenitsu and Zoro take the elevator instead of the stairs,so Zoro wouldn't get lost.

 

"I can't believe someone as wimpy as you is a sword fighter, Zenitsu." Zoro huffs.

 

"Usopp is a greater wimp than I am!" Zenitsu says.

 

Tanjiro stands between Zoro and Zentisu."You two should calm down!"

 

Right when Tanjiro said those words, the elevator stops working and the elevator goes dark.

 

"AAAAH SAVE ME NEZUKO!" Zentsui shouts.

 

"Don't ask a girl for help! You are as weak as that damn cook!" Zoro says.

 

"We can use our swords to make some light!" Tanjiro shouts.

 

"I will use some Haki to make light."

 

"AAAAAAAAAAAAH." Zentisu shouts.

 

Zoro gets more and more frustrated."What now?"

 

Zenitsu has tears in his eyes. "I-I saw a spider!"

 

"I know women with more balls than you!" Zoro says annoyed.

 

Tanjiro looks at Zoro. "Calm down,Zoro."

 

Zoro sighs and nods. If it wasn't for Tanjiro, Zentisu would already be dead.

 

"How did you even become a Demon Slayer with such a weak attitude?" Zoro asks.

 

"He gets really strong when he sleeps." Tanjiro says.

 

The elevator starts working again to the relief of Zenitsu.

 

Zoro grins."Once we are at the top, I will knock you out! Then you can show me what you can do!" 

 

"Tanjiro,help me!"

 

The end.

Chapter 7: Kei, Ichika, Ochako and the poor Tadano

Summary:

Tadano gets stuck with three lovesick girls.

Tadano Hitohito asks himself how he got into this situation, cause currently he is stuck in an elevator with three girls who aren't his girlfriend.

 

Ichika Nakano grins. Tadano gulps.

"Tadano-kun, have you and Shouko-chan already smooched?" 

 

He gets bright red. Ochako Uraraka and Kei Karuizawa giggle.

 

"You can always practice with me, Tadano!" Kei says with a wink.

 

Tadano gets pale."P-practice?" 

 

"Practicing how to smooch!" Ochako shouts.

 

Tadano clenches his fists."N-No. I only want to smooch with Komi-san!"

 

Kei slaps Tadano on his back. "We were only kidding. Ayanokōji hasn't kissed me yet!"

 

Ichika pouts. "Fuutarou hasn't put his lips on mine yet!" 

 

Ochako looks down.

 

"Did you and Mydoria-san perhaps already smooched, Ochako-san?" Tadano asks.

 

Ochako gets bright red. Kei shakes her head.

 

"Why didn't you tell us?" Ichika asks.

 

"I-I was scared you would be mad I got smooched before you!" Ochako says.

 

"Wait, so Mydoria smooched YOU?" Kei asks.

 

Ochako nods."He did. It was sooooo romantic. He held my hand and…aaaaaah." 

 

"Don't make me jealous, Ochako!" Ichika shouts.

 

Tadano chuckles. Why oh why was it him?

 

"I heard Nazuna likes Kou!" Kei says.

 

Tadano blinks. Wasn't that obvious by now?

 

The three girls look at Tadano like he solved a mystery.

 

Kei gasps."Wait, you knew Nazuna liked Kou?" 

 

"I thought it was pretty clear by the way she acted around him." Tadano says with a chuckle.

 

The elevator starts to work again. However, Kei presses the stop button again.

 

Ichika has a scary look in het eyes."You are not going to leave before you tell me if Fuutarou likes me more than my sisters!"

 

"Does Ayanokōji have his own harem? Answer me, Tadano!" Kei says.

 

"Someone, doesn't matter who, save me!"

 

The end.

Chapter 8: Kubo,Aiura, Takagi and an invisible Shiraishi.

Summary:

Kubo, Aiura and Takagi go for an ice cream while the elevator stops working. They discover that Shiraishi is there too. What follows is chaos for Shiraishi.

Today, Aiura Mikoto,Kubo Nagisa and Takagi-san went out for a typical ooting at an ice salon on the highest floor of the shopping center. Yet the elevator stopped once again.

 

Aiura takes a deep breath."There should be a panel somewhere."

 

She touches something and presses it. "Ha I found it!"

 

Kubo starts to giggle.

 

Takagi-san looks confused at Kubo."What is so funny, Nagisa-chan?"

 

"Aiura-san just touched Shiraishi-kuns nose." Kubo replies.

 

"Wait…Junta has been here the whole time?" Aiura asks her.

 

"Yep.Shiraishi-kun was really quiet though." Kubo sounds disappointed.

 

"Nagisa… he was here when we talked about how I use push-up bras so Saiki thinks I have bigger melons!" Aiura says while covering her face.

 

"Did he hear me when I talked about Nishikata-kun?" Takagi-san asks in surprise.

 

"He did!" Kubo replies.

 

"Aiura-san. Saiki-kun hates girls with tons of makeup and fake melons." Shiraishi says.

 

"Oh there you are! Thanks for the tip! I can take that expensive thing off right now!" Aiura says while removing her push up bra.

 

Kubo quickly covers his eyes and screams at Aiura,"Can't you wait until he is gone to take that thing off?!?"

 

Takagi smirks. She is oh so going to tease Kubo right now.

 

"Nagisa-san, are you scared Shiraishi-san likes big melons?" 

 

Kubo gets bright red and Takagi starts to giggle.

 

"Nishikata-kun told me he hates girls that bully others." Shiraishi says.

 

Takagi-sans world collapses. Is her whole teasing scheme for nothing? Didn't he notice it was her way to get his attention???

 

"Kubo-san! Warn us before you fart!" Aiura waves to reduce the odor.

 

Shiraishi waves. "That was me, I am sorry. I ate broccoli for lunch." 

 

"I find it weird that Shiraishi-san is friends with Tadano-san and Mob-san." Takagi says.

 

Aiura frowns. "Really? There are like three blandest people I know." 

 

"Your crush is pretty bland too,Aiura." Kubo teases.

 

"Saiki is full of personality. You just don't understand it." Aiura huffs.

 

"At least he isn't a little brat like Nishikata-kun." Kubo teases Takagi.

 

"Nishikata-kun is really cool, you are too old to get that!" Takagi huffs.

 

Aiura says, "And couldn't you choose someone with more personality and presence more than Shiraishi?" 

 

"We are at the top floor. The elevator started working five minutes ago." Shiraishi says.

 

"Really? Nishikata-kun is like a younger version of Yumeko Jabami. Always betting and gambling!" Kubo says.

 

Aiura shakes her head."Shiraishi and Mob could be twins! That is how alike they are!" 

 

"Saiki-san is like the least fun person in the whole multiverse!" Takagi-san says.

 

"I am going to step out of the elevator. This doesn't seem to end soon."

 

And so the three girls kept arguing and insult each other for 2 hours. And Shiraishi? He went to eat some ice-cream with Saiki and Nishikata. After all, he originally invited them as a surprise for the girls....

 

The end.

Chapter 9: Mahiru,Akari and Yor talk about the s-word

Summary:

Akari Watanabe, Mahiru Shiina and Yor talk about the s-word while they are stuck in the elevator.

Mahiru Shiina,Akari Watanabe and Yor Forger take cooking lessons today. But in reality it is more that Shiina and Akari give Yor cooking lessons. 

 

Today, they take the elevator to Mahiru's department,but it breaks down,leaving the trio stuck

 

Mahiru looks smugly."Do not worry! Amane will rescue us once it's dinner time!" 

 

"Girl,that is still three hours! It's so hot here!" Akari wipes the sweat from her forehead.

 

"We could drink our own sweat." Yor suggests.

 

Mahiru and Akari look disgusted at Yor.

 

"Hey um…have you already done it?" Yor asks the two girls.

 

"You mean the s-word?" Mahiru asks for confirmation.

 

Yor nods.

 

"No way you didn't have sex yet!" Akari shakes her head.

 

Mahiru nods. "It is kinda hard to believe that you didn't have sex yet,Yor." 

 

"S-Sex? I meant smooching!" Yor says with a red face. 

 

"Oooooooh." Mahiru and Akari say together.

 

"N-Not that I don't want sex with Loid-san." Yor says with red cheeks.

 

Akari smirks but then suddenly remembers the brute force that is Yor Forger. 

 

Akari goes to Mahiru's ear and whispers,  "Psst,Shiina. You think the bed would break if they did it?"

 

Mahiru's eyes go big and she whispers back. "They will be on the ground floor."

 

"I CAN HEAR YOU, YOU KNOW!" Yor screams with a bright red face.

 

Akari and Mahiru giggle. 

 

"Let's make sure Loid loves you cooking,so he will fall in love with you!" Mahiru shouts.

 

Akari hugs Yor. "We will transform you into a kitchen princess!"

 

The elevator starts to work again. When they come out of the elevator,they meet eye to eye with Amane.

 

"What happened to you?" Amane asks confused.

 

"We were talking about sex!" Yor shouts.

 

Amane's jaw drops on the ground.

 

The three ladies giggle.

 

The end.