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"WHO REARRANGED MY INGREDIENTS!?" Escanor bellowed, storming out of the kitchen. "Who do you think?" replied Omni-Man, drinking his coffee on the couch. The sound of laughter could be heard from a distance. "MR. PRESIDENT! EREN! ALUCARD!" Roared Escanor, transforming into his 'The One' state as he stomps after the chaotic trio. "Are they always like this?" Zamasu looks on confusion from the west entrance. "From one god to another, every day." Aizen notes from his side as Omni-Man then proceeds to throw his empty coffee mug at Aizen's head.
"KAKAROTTTTT!!!!" "Oh my. The monkey's awake." Frieza complains from his corner as Broly storms in. The Legendary Super Saiyan completely ignores Frieza, grabbing a carrot from the fridge before absolutely crushing it and devouring it. "Kakarot." Broly grins evily as he plops down on the couch, causing it to heave massively. "We really need a new couch..." Omni-Man comments as more thundering footsteps can be heard in the distance.
"We're s-sorry Escanor!" Kid Buu chokes out, still laughing his ass off along with Alucard, and even obtaining a chuckle out of Eren Yeager, "But it was SO FUNNY!" "Mr. President, I must ask you to please SILENCE!" Escanor exclaims carrying all three of them over his shoulder by the foot into the common room. Aizen took some steps to get popcorn when thundering metal footsteps are heard approaching. "HFIL YEAH!" Kid Buu yells out as the leader of the Multiversal Cybertronians approaches.
"PUT. MR PRESIDENT. DOWN." Truck-Kun states after making his appearance, towering over Escanor as the second tallest member of the council counting all forms at 30 ft tall. "Fine, Fine, I relent." Escanor comments, dropping Kid Buu and walking off with Eren and Alucard. "Are you serious?" Alucard asks, smiling like a maniac before shooting Escanor in the leg. However, the bullet bounces off.
"DAMN BULLETPROOF THIGHS!" Alucard comments, before turning towards Eren, however Eren deadpan responds, "My brother in Aizen, I'm not going to go Titan just to escape the grasp of Escanor." "My my Escanor, didn't know you were into that~" Anos comments from approaching, earning the beginnings of Escanor's rant. "I am not. My love, my life, my bed, all of it i-" "Fully devoted to Lady Merlin." Omni-Man, Eren, Alucard, Truck-Kun, Kid Buu, Frieza, and Aizen all drone out, Broly only giving a, "Kakarot!" in response.
"TRUCK!" calls the voice of a sassy, small, child, but not the one you're thinking off, as Tanya comes in with all of her weapons on her. "Take me to your idiot dumbfuck sister." Truck-Kun stares at her with a deadpan expression. "A. YOU HAVE NO POWER HERE AND B. YOU INSULTED MY SISTER TRAIN-CHAN." "YES! BECAUSE SHE KILLED ME!" Tanya screams, only to be countered with, "AND AREN'T YOU HAPPIER IN YOUR REINCARNATED LIFE?"
Tanya stares at Truck-Kun, trying to formulate a good response, but just gives up and fires back with, "WHATEVER! Tell Train-Chan to PUT 'EM UP next time we meet!" Before storming off. Truck-Kun exhales from his mouth and the exhaust pipes on him. "Well, at least she didn't disturb our peace." Zamasu exhales, Aizen nodding in agreement. "I would prefer this morning to not get any crazier, and for us to just have our tea," He explains/
"Morning you menaces." Madara comments, walking in to go to the kitchen, and immediately gets joint slammed to the wall by Dio and Makima. "Hey there~" Both Dio and Makima say simultaneously, "Ma~ Da~ Ra~" The Ghost of the Uchiha turns crimson red at this, causing Anos to smirk at the trio, and call out, "Doffy, Bradley, get your asses over here!" Doflamingo descends from the rafters by his strings, and Bradley walks in from the west hallway, as the two of them and Anos give a thumbs up to their fellow devil and the vampire as well. "There goes any chance of a peaceful tea in the morning for today," states Aizen.