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Heaven shone above its white beams of light gracing the ungraceful and demented ring below with the most purity all of hell would ever see until the inevitable rapture, a breeze wafted through the signature sulfur air that hell possessed carrying the days ash throughout imp city over the buildings over the sinners over the hellborn and over the hellbeasts that roamed the streets and populated the alleyways.
Jasmin purred on the window sill observing the street cats that she once lived amongst. Ever since the red Imp She had chased a while back took her scruffy frame in had been excellent to catering her needs and whims except the thick voiced female, she at first had been distant giving dirty looks but as of late the female had been more approachable considering how much time she spent with the male and how physical they'd been the female must have been the mate of the male.
The kitten's tail twitched unintentionally, dusting the aged area it laid upon, it's not like she cared, her master deserved good things too, after all she did owe him a life debt for making it easier to live and providing love.
The red and black kitten closed her eye and bathed in the heavenlight listening to the sounds of the cityscape from the outside underworld, the occasional quiet explosion or scream even the scratching by the window… wait what?
She rose, stretching out her fur in pointy spikes before hopping down from her perch hearing the sounds get closer as she silently slunk around from the kitchen and peeking her head into the living room.
A shadowed figure was hunched over with a crowbar prying the window open "hah!" It cheered as the window cracked its locks and shot upward allowing the figure to duck through it and expose itself to the light glancing around rubbing their mitts together chuckling.
Jasmin's eye widened, it was the imp from the office, specifically the one she bit a tad of flesh off and tasted his blood, she licked her chops, his blood tasted like greed and a hint of succubus with imp. His blood was tasty, she had tried her masters when cleaning a wound on his cheek, his blood tasted like wrath, a taste she had gotten accustomed to, not to discredit her master but the lanky one's blood was exotic and new but also…
Intoxicatingly Fresh
She watched her newfound prey from the shadows.
Blitzø chuckled quietly as he rubbed his hands together, finally after weeks he had managed to break that new lock without moxxie noticing, he approached the nearest drawer rummaging around inside before feeling the spines on his tail rise along with all three protruding out of his back, an electric tingle of a sixth sense dawned on him, a sense that had kept him alive throughout the years.
He sank to the musty carpet scanning the area before seeing a glowing amber eye peering at him from the corner, he rose back up sighing in relief, it was just the kitten.
He smirked fishing a bag out of his pocket
Treats, kitty bites to be exact.
If Moxxie had planned for his little guard cat to alert of the surprise visit his employee had another thing coming.
Dropping a few into his hand he stuck it out offering a few to the eye in the corner He saw the tiny furry body approach lashing its tail about "that's it kitty Kitty, come to uncle blitzø" He drawled as the little critter drew closer "that a good… rat?"
He stared in confusion as a fuzzy one eyed rat trotted over and began nibbling the treats. Blitzø scratched his head standing up, the kitten was probably snuggling with the lovebirds.
He turned back to the drawer "now back to busin- AH!" He yelped as a small red and black furry body launched itself at him latching onto his face, clawing and biting viciously.
He screamed flailing around slapping his face only getting one good hit in before the little beast clawed its way between his horns past his spikes and down the scruff of his overcoat he squealed like a teen girl seeing an anime film for the first time as a lump wrapped around his red shirt before moving lower.
"OW my dick!"
He hopped, jumped and slapped himself as if coated in napalm, his shin smacked the coffee table before he went down like an Oregon tree, he rolled around spasming wildly.
The couples room door swung open quickly with millie wielding her axe and Moxxie armed with his holy water spray bottle, both searched quickly for the danger before realizing it was there boss
"SIR!? What are you…" An angry Moxxie’s voice died in his throat as he watched his boss scream bloody murder and start running circles sideways on the floor.
Moxxie looked to his wife "don't look at me" She shrugged. The two watched from behind the couch not sure if they should intervene at all.
Blitzø finally scrambled to his feet with a red blur attached to his waving arm, the red object was torn off and flung across the room smacking the wall before rolling over and darting towards its foe.
Blitzø screamed watching a small kitten barrel towards him with the might of a small truck he backed up slipping over his own tail and smacking his horns against the wall before shielding his face.
Moxxie watched in awe as his little Jasmin growled slowly advancing on his quivering boss, millie watched impressed nodding in approval.
Blitzø watched as the beast grew closer trembling, the kitten prepared to lunge for the throat.
"Jasmin!" Called out moxxie sternly the kitten straightened herself up and looked back over at him calmly blinking millie watched Blitzø "you good blitz? You look like you've fought a hellhound" She chuckled watching his terrified expression bore into his facial features
"Are you alright sir?" Asked moxxie concerned
Blitzø scrambled up and over the window sill "yep I-Im f-fine" He stuttered panting brushing sweat and blood off his forehead his pupils shrunk as the kitten stared him down with death in her eyes
"Y-you know what? T-take the day of-f" He chuckled backing up before darting off the fire escape
*THUD*
Millie and moxxie both peered over the edge of the window seeing that their boss had face plated on top of a dumpster before scurrying off into the night.
The two lovers looked at each other before slowly turning to the kitten who was calmly bathing her prey's blood off her tongue.
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Loona munched on her midnight bacon before hearing the flat's door open peering up from her phone she saw her adoptive father tiredly and mildly shaken up trudge in going for the fridge.
"Rough night?" She chewed on more grease meat
Blitzø didn't respond and just guzzled a carton of oj before dragging his feet elsewhere
Loona just rolled her eyes, at least he wasn't dead.