Multitopia

by QuillPoutine

Summary:

Bellwether escapes prison after a few months of her arrest. As Judy and Nick attempt to put a stop to her next plan, it seems that Bellwether is planning something big, as many different universes enter the world of Zootopia. Who will Judy and Nick team up with during the course of this epic journey?

Chapter 1: The Sheeps

Summary:

Bellwether escapes prison and Judy and Nick want to arrest her again, but they aren't assigned to work on her case.

Notes:

I hope you enjoy the first chapter of this story! If you're here for the crossover, that starts in Chapter 2, and it'll get more weirder as I add more chapters and fandoms.

In the past few months, Zootopia has healed from the effects from former mayor Bellwether’s conspiracy against predators. Nick Wilde’s friend, Flash, was elected mayor shortly after her arrest.

After a few weeks of their first mission, Nick Wilde has moved into a room next to Judy’s in the Grand Pangolin Arms. They have been having movie nights every Friday ever since they moved in, and today was no different. Nick puts on the classic movie channel, and the musical The Weasel of Oz begins to play. But during the black and white Bunnyburrow scene, a newsflash interrupted the broadcast.

“Hey! They were going to play the best part!” Judy says.

A news reporter is on the television, “Breaking news, former mayor Bellwether has escaped her jail cell. No one knows how she escaped or where she went, so please keep a watch out for her.”

Nick looks at Judy, “Hey Carrots, I think we got another big case on our hands.”

“Yeah, I guess we do,” Judy says.

-A few weeks later-

Judy and Nick arrive at the ZPD, ready to work more on finding the whereabouts of Bellwether. As they enter the fairly empty police station, Clawhauser greets them while eating a jelly donut.

“Good morning!” Clawhauser says.

“Morning!” Judy and Nick say to Clawhauser as they go off to meet up with their fellow police officers.

As they sit at a table around other police officers, Chief Bogo gives out files for each officer. Nick and Judy get theirs last.

“Wilde, you’ll track down a car thief. And Hopps, you’ll investigate a murder that took place inside of a donut shop,” Chief Bogo says as he gives Judy and Nick two different files.

“But Chief Bogo, what about me and Nick working together on tracking down Bellwether?” Judy asks.

“You two aren’t doing that today, now go solve that murder Hopps,” Chief Bogo says.

 

As Judy goes out of the ZPD and towards her and Nick’s police car, Nick Wilde gets an idea.

“Carrots, what if we work on both of these cases together?” Nick suggests.

“I would say yes to that, but we might get fired,” Judy says.

“Who cares! Y’know, we are partners, so it makes sense for us to work together on two cases,” Nick says, “and besides, your murder mystery one sounds way better than mine.”

“Alright, let’s do mine first, but we can’t tell Bogo,” Judy says as both her and Nick enter their police car and drive towards the donut shop. The donut shop is on a very quiet part of Sahara Squara, and the lights in the donut shop are out.

Judy enters first while holding a flashlight, looking around the murder scene.

“I’m not seeing any sign of a murder…” Judy says.

“Let’s keep looking,” Nick says.

As they go further into the empty donut shop, someone shoots a dart at Nick but
misses.

Nick looks at the dart and says, “Tranquiliser dart… who is here?”

Judy looks around the shop as her nose twitches in fear. She sees someone in the vents, and they shoot a tranquiliser dart at Judy but Judy dodges it.

“We are not alone! Take cover!”

Judy and Nick hide behind a counter as the shooter and a few more bad guys enter from the vents.

Judy peeks around and looks at them. They are all sheep wearing clothes that cover their faces.

“They are sheep,” Judy whispers, “do you think they have any connection to Bellwether?”

“Carrots, just because a bad guy is a sheep doesn’t mean they relate to another bad guy that is a sheep,” Nick says.

The sheep notice Nick and Judy’s whispering, and they walk towards them.

“Alright, let’s take these guys down and bring them to justice,” Judy says.

Suddenly Judy and Nick jump up onto the counter and start fighting the sheep and dodging their attacks. She kicks one of them and knocks off their helmet, and underneath is Bellwether’s face.

“Nick! I found Bellwether!” Judy says.

“Me too,” Nick says, pointing to a sheep that he knocked out who also had Bellwether’s face.

“Wait… they are all Bellwether?” Judy asks, with a confused look on her face. “How can they all be Bellwether? Bellwether is only one person.”

With Judy and Nick distracted, someone from behind shoots them with a tranquiliser dart.

—

Judy wakes up in a cage in a lab next to Nick. She looks around the lab. There is fancy equipment that looks like it takes someone into a machine, and next to the machine are outfits that look like the ones from the donut shop, and two outfits that look identical to Judy and Nick’s police uniforms. The machine makes a bunch of noise, and a door opens up and walks out Bellwether. Bellwether puts on one of the donut shop outfits and leaves the room.

“Nick, wake up,” Judy whispers.

Nick rubs his eyes, “What happened?”

“I don’t know, but I think we found Bellwether’s hiding place, she just left a few seconds ago,” Judy says.

“Ow!” Nick says.

“What?”

“My arm, it hurts,” Nick says as he looks at a band-aid on his arm.

Judy looks at her arm, she has a band-aid too.

The machine makes noise yet again.

“Nick, look at that machine, Bellwether is going to come out,” Judy says.

The doors of the machine open, but someone who looks exactly like Judy walks out and puts on a police uniform, and leaves. Another mammal walks out of the machine, but this time it’s someone who looks like Nick Wilde, who follows the same actions as the bunny.

“...What? This place doesn’t make sense,” Judy says.

“Carrots, look at the cages around us,” Nick says.

The other cages in the room have officers from the ZPD in them, and also Chief Bogo and Flash.

A door opens up, and Bellwether walks in.

“Hi there Judy, long time no see, how has it been?” Bellwether says.

“Where are we, Bellwether,” Judy says.

“You are in the cloning lab, where the future of Zootopia as a city for prey will begin,” Bellwether says.

“Wow, you haven’t dropped that whole hating predators thing, have you?” Nick says.

“No, I haven’t. And now with an army of clones, I will execute Order 67 and have my army chase out all the predators in the city, and no one will stop me because I now control the mayor and the police,” Bellwether explains. “Now, I have to get some planning done before the big event this evening, bye Judy.” She leaves the room, leaving Judy and Nick all alone with no way out.

Someone jumps out of a vent and breaks open Judy and Nick’s cage. This mammal is a grey rabbit wearing a black suit.

“Oh gee, thanks for saving us! What’s your name?” Judy asks.

“Savage, Jack Savage,” the rabbit responds, “now quick, we don’t have much time. Follow me.”

Jack kicks the door open, and they run down a hallway.

“So, what’s the plan?” Judy asks.

“You two are going to trick Bellwether into going into the interdimensional portal room, where I will kick Bellwether into a random dimension where she will not escape from. After that, we will all escape and blow up this building. This is the laboratory of James Waterhold, we have been trying to put an end to his evil creations for years,” Jack explains.

“Wait… what about all the other people held captive in the cloning room?” Judy asks.

“My colleagues are going to rescue them, they will be free when we are done with Bellwether,” Jack says, “now, I will wait for you two in this room, you go down the hall and get Bellwether to follow you in this room.” Jack enters a door, and Judy and Nick continue down the hallway.

Nick and Judy come across Bellwether in the hallway.

“Hey you!” Nick calls out.

Bellwether looks towards Nick and Judy, “How did you two escape?”

“Why would we tell?” Nick replies.

“Ugh, looks like I’ll have to put you back in your cage,” Bellwether says as she loads up a tranquiliser gun.

Judy and Nick start running up the hall as Bellwether chases them. They wait until she is close to the door to the interdimensional portal room, and when she is about to catch Judy and Nick they enter the room and walk down a narrow floor with a portal underneath. If the two police officers make a wrong move, they could end up in a different world.

“Ha, you think you can run, but you are now out of luck,” Bellwether points the tranquiliser gun at Nick and Judy, “nothing you can do can stop me.”

Jack immediately kicks Bellwether into the portal.

“Now she is someone else’s problem. Let’s get out of here!”

They follow Jack out of the laboratory, and later join some other spies and the rest of the ZPD and mayor Flash around a bunch of helicopters. Everyone gets into different helicopters, and as they are all flying to safety the laboratory explodes in the distance.

–Later that night–

After their rather interesting day, Nick and Judy are now resting on their couch in front of the TV.

Nick looks at the calendar and says, “Hey Carrots, it’s Friday night, y’know what that means?”

Judy smiles and replies, “Movie night.”

Nick turns on the TV and goes on Deerflix, where they watch the Adam Catler film Cluck together.

Chapter 2: Lilo & Stitch

Summary:

Meanwhile in another universe, Lilo Pelekai has to study for her science project on animals.

Hearing the door open, Stitch looks up and sees Lilo coming home from school, a big smile on her face. He runs up to her and hugs her tight, even as she sighs.

“Stitch, we can’t do anything today, I’m drowning in work,” Lilo says as she sits down on the couch. She takes out a whole bunch of papers for her science project, “I have to make a presentation about animals. How am I supposed to do that, I’m not an animal! If only animals could talk, then this research assignment would be so much easier.”

Just then, Jumba walks into the living room and says, “Well good news Lilo, I’ve just finished building a device that can travel to any reality, and I’m sure there are some realities where animals can talk.”

“That’s great! We need to get going now!” Lilo says.

“Slow down little girl, I need to find a reality where animals talk in the first place,” Jumba says, “so just study books on animal behaviours and I’ll get back to you in about… an hour… probably.”

“Alright Stitch, let’s go to the library and study,” Lilo says as she leaves the house with Stitch.

One hour later and Lilo has learnt so much from the library, like how rabbits can usually live up to 14 years and foxes can live around one to three years. But now it’s time to go to a different universe where animals can actually talk and provide very useful info for Lilo’s school project. She is standing in the living room with Stitch and Jumba, Jumba is at a computer that is connected to a big metal cylinder that has a door to walk inside of it.

“This universe is filled with animals that can walk and talk, and there are absolutely no humans, so Lilo needs a disguise,” Jumba says as he gives Lilo a grey wolf mascot costume, “I paid a local fursuit maker to make this especially for you, it took a lot of time so I had to travel to the future when they were done with it… and also all my life savings are gone.”

“Yay! I get to be a puppy!” Lilo says as she suits up.

“What is going on?” They all turn towards Nani, who is standing in the doorway carrying some groceries.

“Me and Stitch are going to interview animals for my school project,” Lilo explains.

“Okay…? Just be back for dinner,” Nani says as she goes upstairs.

“You two can step inside,” Jumba says.

Lilo and Stitch enter the machine as they wave goodbye to Jumba, when the door closes the light disappears, leaving them in complete darkness.

“I’m going to push this button and send you to a different universe, once you feel some sort of bump on the ground you can leave,” Jumba explains.

Soon it feels like the cylinder is falling from the sky at rapid speeds as the duo hover above the floor like they are going indoor skydiving. There’s a great big bump and they hear the sounds of dirt being flung from the ground.

“Stitch, I think we are here,” Lilo says.

Lilo opens the door. They are in a farm field at night time. It is hard to see what lies beyond the fields of carrots, but there is a faint glow from a house that looks like it might have bunny ears built onto the roof.

Stitch looks around and says, “Where is everyone?”

“I don’t know, but we should walk around and see if we can find any animals to interview,” Lilo says.

The two explorers walk towards the house, but during their travel they stumble upon two adult rabbits.

“Who are you two?” The male rabbit asks. He looks towards Stitch, “...and what mammal are you?”

“I’m Stitch,” Stitch replies.

“We are here to interview fellow animals about… animal things,” Lilo replies.

The two rabbits jump back in fear.

“Did you just… talk without moving your mouth?” The female rabbit says.

“Oh no, the disguise isn’t working,” Lilo takes off the mask from her fursuit, “I’m a human, and I’m here to interview animals like you for a school project.”

“Um… why don't you two come inside and we can talk?” The female rabbit says with a bit of a nervous stutter, “and make sure to not wake up anyone, it was a hassle getting Timmy to sleep and I don’t want to deal with that again tonight.”

The inside of the house is full of pink and pastel colours, and the walls are decorated with many family photos.

“You’re ohana is pretty big, that makes sense because I read that rabbits like to make babies,” Lilo says.

“Oh yes, and we’re proud of everyone in our family,” the female rabbit says as she looks through a box.

“Do you two care for some carrots?” The male rabbit asks.

“Um, a little wouldn’t hurt before dinner, right Stitch?”

“Yes.”

“Dinner? I guess where you are from it’s 5 o’clock,” the female rabbit laughs to herself, “like that Jimmy Bearett song.”

“So Jimmy Buffett is a bear in this place?” Lilo asks.

“Um, yeah, I don’t know who this Jimmy Buffett is but Jimmy Bearett is a bear,” female rabbit says as she sits at a table with the male rabbit.

“That’s so cool,” Lilo joins them at the table with Stitch, “what animal is Elvis?”

“You mean Elkvis? Well, he was an elk,” the female rabbit says.

“I like these fun little animal puns,” Lilo says as she eats a carrot, “so, wanna start the interview now?”

“No, we actually have someone that we think would like to be interviewed for this school project, right Stu?” the female rabbit says.

“Oh yes! Our daughter Judy, she is a police officer in Zootopia, and she likes talking to interesting mammals like you two,” the male rabbit says, “I’ll call her right now to let her know that you want to interview someone.” He turns on his phone and starts calling Judy, soon she picks up, “Hi Judy… good to hear that you are having fun… yes, I’ll tell everyone you said hi… there’s someone here that wants to travel to you to interview you… ok, that sounds great, they’ll be there by tomorrow… bye Judy.” The male rabbit puts his phone away and looks at Lilo and Stitch, “She is able to be interviewed tomorrow after her work, we’ll give you her address and also two coats so you two can hide from people better.”

“I got the coats right here,” the female rabbit gives Lilo and Stitch two brown coats.

The male rabbit gives Lilo a piece of paper that has Judy’s apartment and room number on it, “We’ll give you two a ride to the train station in the morning. In the meantime, get some sleep and try to not talk to any of our family members… and also keep the wolf helmet on.”

“Okay,” Lilo says, “good night Mr. and Mrs. Rabbit.”

Lilo and Stitch decide to sleep on the rabbits’ couch as the two rabbits walk upstairs to their room.

—

The sun rises above the grassy hills as a train pulls to a stop at a bunny-themed train station. Lilo and Stitch give a big hug to the female and male rabbit.

“Good luck and stay safe, you two,” the female rabbit says.

The two otherworldly travellers make their way onto the train. They use their coats to avoid being seen by the animals on the train, who all range in different sizes and species. On the farthest end of the train stands two chairs that are not around a lot of animals, so Lilo and Stitch decide to sit there. The train starts to go, and in the windows the hills start to move rapidly. In twenty minutes, they’ll be in the city of Zootopia.

During the train ride, a concerned-looking wolf walks over to Lilo and Stitch and asks, “Are your cubs lost? Where are your parents?”

Lilo looks down at the floor so he wouldn’t see her fursuit mask. “Our parents dropped us off here. We are going to visit our cousins who are meeting us at the Zootopia Train Station.”

“Cousins? There’s more experiments?” Stitch asks.

Lilo whispers, “No, not those cousins.”

“Um, okay,” the wolf says as he starts to walk away, “safe travels.”

It feels like only a few minutes for the train to enter the Train Station of Zootopia. Lilo and Stitch move carefully out of the train in order to avoid getting trampled by the bigger animals. Once the two travellers step outside of the Train Station, they are surrounded by big buildings with interesting designs.

Lilo spots an otter and shows her the address, asking her, “Hey, do you know where this is?”

“Oh, yes! Just down that way,” the otter says before she continues on about her day.

The buildings down the way the otter told them to go are rather tall and the streets are very busy. Soon they stumble across an apartment with the same address as in on the paper. Hallways in this building are not the greatest Lilo and Stitch have seen, but in a city like this it must be very expensive to live in so this is the greatest Judy could probably get. Lilo knocks on Judy’s door, and soon they are welcomed by a grey rabbit who is sharing the company of a fox.

“Who is that?” The fox asks.

“These are the people who want to interview me, I told you about them a while ago,” Judy replies.

“Oh yes, I remember you mentioning something about that,” the fox says.

“Come on in, you two,” Judy says.

Her apartment is rather small, with only a bed, a table with chairs, a tiny kitchen in the corner, and a window overlooking the city. Judy closes the door as she sits on her bed next to the fox.

“Hey, do I get to be interviewed too? Y’know, my life story is just as interesting as her’s,” the fox says.

“Sure.” Lilo takes off her mask.

“What mammal are you?” Judy asks with a curious look on her face.

“I’m a human,” Lilo says, “and this is my best friend, Stitch, he’s an alien.”

“Hi,” Stitch says while waving his hand at the two anthropomorphic woodland creatures.

“Where did you come from?” Judy asks.

“A different universe,” Lilo replies, “now, let’s get this interview started. First question, how did you survive in the wild, y’know, before coming to this city.”

Judy whispers to the fox, “Hey Nick, remember that portal in that lab place Bellwether took us to?”

The fox, Nick, replies, “Yeah, do you think she came here from that?”

Judy nods and says to Lilo, “Actually, we have a question for you.”

“Um, okay,” Lilo says, “what is it?”

“How did you get here? And do you ever remember coming across a talking sheep in your world?” Judy asks.

“I got here from a machine that Jumba made, and there are no talking animals in my world,” Lilo says, “now, what did you two do to survive in the wild before coming to Zootopia.”

“Well, I think Carrots here can answer that one, she was born in Bunnyburrow and grew carrots in order to survive,” Nick says as he smiles at Judy.

“Yeah, that’s about it. I helped my family with our carrot farm,” Judy says.

“Fascinating,” Lilo writes some notes down on a piece of paper, “so, at what age are rabbits and foxes still considered kids, or how you’ll probably say in Zootopia, kits.”

“Our childhood lasts from when we are born till you are 17,” Judy says.

“Wait, you consider your teen years as part of your childhood?” Nick asks.

“Yes I do, Nick,” Judy replies.

“Nah, you don’t make sense, Fluff. I consider them different because in your teen years you get to do more stuff on your own,” Nick says, “would it make sense for a child to be driving a car?”

“I had lots of responsibilities when I was very young,” Judy says.

“You’re only saying that because you grew up on a carrot farm. The only responsible thing I did when I was nine was save money for an action figure and concert tickets.”

“That’s actually pretty responsible!”

Lilo screams, “STOP!” “None of that makes sense. Foxes live up to three years, and rabbits only live up to 14 years. You guys aren’t real animals.”

Judy says, “Hey, that sounds like our less evolved ancestors, perhaps we can go to the Natural History Museum and learn more about animals there.”

“Let’s go then!” Lilo puts on her wolf helmet and coat.

Stitch and Lilo follow Nick and Judy out of the apartment and towards the Natural History Museum. The day seems peaceful, until a big earthquake happens and the four stop their walk. Animals around them look around with fear and confusion in their eyes.

“Nick, I think we might get called to deal with whatever damage just happened,” Judy says.

“I’m sure it’s just a very loud concert, Fluff,” Nick says.

Soon, a news broadcast from ZNN interviewing a sloth appears on a big screen on one of the buildings, the lettering below him calls him Mayor Flash.

“Sorry… for… this… interruption…” Mayor Flash says, “but… it… seems… a… portal… is… opening… up… where… the… lab… that… exploded… a… week… ago… once… was…. It… looks… like… many… new… pieces… of… land… are… surrounding… our… city…, many… of… them… even… look… like… our… city.”

Judy looks at Nick, “Just a concert?”

The screen flickers and switches to a helicopter view of Zootopia, which now includes a bunch of new locations. Lilo and Stitch recognize one of them. Out in the bay is an island, filled with huge green mountains in the middle, and a town down by the coast that they recognize in an instant.

“That’s home!” Lilo says, pointing to the island.

“You caused this?” Nick asks.

“No. I don’t know why this is happening,” Lilo says as she starts to sweat and breath heavily, “we need to go to my home, Nani is probably worried for me. And I’m sure Jumba will know how to fix this.”

“It’s okay, we can go to your home, but it’ll be a long journey,” Judy says.

“I have a friend who works at the fish docks in TundraTown,” Nick suggests. “He owes me a favour, we can get a boat from there and sail to your home.”

“I’m fine with that,” Lilo says.

The four change their direction from the museum to TundraTown, where they’ll hopefully find a safe path to Kaua’i.

Chapter 3: It’s About to Get Wilder

Summary:

Nick Wilde, Judy Hopps, Lilo and Stitch make their way to Tundratown where they meet some interesting people.

Snowflakes fall onto the empty streets of TundraTown, the only sounds that can be heard are the footsteps of the four unlikely travellers in search for the home of two of them. In the distance, revealed by lights in the arctic fog, stands an old-looking wooden building next to a body of water.

“This is it,” Nick says, “follow me.”

“This place looks creepy,” Lilo says.

“Don’t worry, Mr. Foxworth is a nice fella,” Nick reassures, “we’ll go in, ask for a boat, and go on our way to your home.”

Nick knocks on the door, and an arctic fox wearing overalls and a winter coat opens the door.

“Nick Wilde. Do you know these morons?” The fox sighs.

In the room are a circle of people from different universes, some are even humans
like Lilo.

“Anderson, this is sort of like that scene from Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse where Miles goes to Aunt May’s house and meets a few of the other Spider-People,” a teenager with short brown hair says to another beside them.

“It’s appropriate you referenced Marvel, Bianca, because Deadpool and Rocket are literally in the room with us right now,” the other teenager, Anderson, replies.

A man in a red superhero costume with twin katanas on his back waves to Nick, Judy, Lilo and Stitch. “Greetings you four, I’m Deadpool. Allow me to introduce everyone. Those two weebs are Bianca and Anderson, you probably haven’t heard of them because their novel is pretty new as of saying this. Over there is my raccoon pal Rocket, he fits right in here. The guy dressed in green is Buddy from the Christmas movie Elf, personally I was hoping John McClane would join us but I guess Will Ferrell dressed as a Christmas elf will do. Next to Buddy are Belfry and Tamberlane, maybe the cast of Lackadaisy will join us in a couple of chapters or something. Finally we have Emmet and Wyldstyle from The Lego Movie, make sure to double check where you are walking because stepping on them is not pleasant.”

“Woah, this is… a lot of mammals,” Judy says.

“Yeah, I don’t know how the author will keep track of all of us,” Deadpool says. “Does anyone wanna bet on how long this fanfic will be? I’m betting it’ll be longer than the Bible.”

Suddenly an old human and a 14-year-old human run into the building. “We have to leave now, there’s an angry *burp* furry running at us.”

“Oh yeah, forgot to mention,” Deadpool says, “Rick and Morty are with us.”

“Oh my gosh,” Morty walks up to Judy, “say, are you single by any chance?”

Judy stutters uncomfortably, “uh- uh- technically.”

“Morty, you can flirt with your furry waifu later, we need to leave,” Rick says.

“Oh jeez Rick, can we at least invite her?” Morty says.

“Sure,” Rick says, “all you can come or something. Now let’s go.”

Before anyone can leave, a mysterious wolf wearing two eyepatches and a long black coat enters the building. He sniffs the air, and starts his journey towards Nick Wilde.

“I don’t know the cause of this,” the wolf sniffs the air, “but I do know that once my city appeared in this place, I started getting my scent across many corners of the world. This is impossible, there can only be one me, so I made it my mission to kill any copycats.”

“And what is your name exactly?” Nick asks.

“My name…” the wolf breaths onto Nick’s fur, “is Nick Wilder.” “What is your name, fox?”

“Nick… Wilde, but it’s different from your last name so I think you are at the wrong place,” Nick Wilde replies.

“Your scent says otherwise.” Nick Wilder takes out a sword and strikes it towards Nick Wilde.

Nick Wilde dodges his attack and hugs onto Rick. “Save me, save me scientist person!”

“What the f***?! Wait, why was I just censored there?” Rick says.

“A little souvenir I got from Once Upon a Deadpool,” Deadpool holds up a little device, “censors anything I want. This should keep the fanfic at a general audience level on AO3.”

“Be quiet! I’m trying to hunt.” Nick Wilder slashes towards Nick Wilde, but ends up killing Rick instead. “One down, many more to go.” The wolf leaves into the fog of TundraTown.

“Oh no…” Nick Wilde says, “I have someone trying to kill me. We need to be careful.”

“Rick, don’t go, please don’t go,” Morty says as he looks at his dying grandfather.

“Don’t worry Morty, just… find another me from another universe… replace me, Morty,” Rick says. He looks up at the sky, the breath of life leaving his lips as his eyes close.

Morty takes out a device with a green canister on it.

“What is that?” Lilo asks.

“A portal gun, to get us out of here,” Morty says.

“Can you please take me and Stitch home? We live on Kauai.”

“Sure.” Morty shoots out a green portal, and the group of interdimensional travellers enter it, leaving behind the coldness of the TundraTown Fishing Docks.

Chapter 4: The Big Plan

Summary:

The group travels to Kauai, where Lilo and Stitch reunite with their family.

A green portal disappears behind the group as they walk from the tropical green woods towards Lilo’s house. Everything seems so different to Lilo, like how the ocean connects to Toronto which can be seen from where they are standing.

Deadpool says, “I wonder what random character is going to pop out.”

“Hopefully no one,” Lilo opens the door, “we are a pretty big group as it is.”

Lilo was very wrong. Her whole house got turned into a big lab filled with shiny metal machines, and a few new faces. A group of four pre-teen girls wearing merch from some band named 4*Town, a young anthro squirrel wearing a girl scout’s uniform hanging around a cat around her age who is wearing a blue sweater and purple pants with red goggles over his forehead, and a spider-themed superhero whose suit is red and blue.

Deadpool gives a little chuckle. “Ha, looks like you were wrong. We got Turning Red, Murphy and Mitzi, and Tobey Maguire’s Spider-Man! The perfect Y2K pairing!”

Nani runs up to Lilo and hugs her. “Oh my, Lilo, you’re safe! Gosh, whatever you did, don’t do it again.”

“I just wanted to talk to animals, but they were useless because they weren’t real animals,” Lilo says.

Nick’s jaw dropped. “I’m literally right here.”

“Gosh, more talking animals, this gets weirder by the minute,” Nani says, “well, Jumba wants to tell you something about this madness.”

The group walks over to Jumba, where he info-dumps a bunch of stuff.

“Turns out that there is a big space station being built above this new world,” Jumba shows everyone a map of the new world, with many spots being marked as undiscovered, “this space station is not just a normal one, but rather a weapon that can destroy any planet. In order to destroy this space station we need secret plans that can help us locate its weak points so we can send an army of ships to blow it up.”

Morty screams, “Holy s**t, this is just like Star Wars!”

Deadpool holds up a tiny device. “Watch your mouth kid, we’re trying to keep it at a general audience level. You’re lucky I have a censoring device.”

Morty sulks. “You’re the one to talk, you ‘merc with a mouth.’”

Jumba says, “Anyways, before I was interrupted by little boy, I was about to say that Murphy, Mitzi, and Peter have all experienced the multiverse, so they’ll walk us through our next steps.”

Deadpool says, “Just a heads up, you should start calling Peter ‘Tobey Maguire.’ It’ll keep things easier once we meet more people named Peter Parker.”

“Uh, okay, that’s a random name,” Peter says, “but yes, there are more of me. I met two of them not too long ago, in a totally different multiverse crisis. And I’m sure you’ll all meet different versions of yourselves during our mission. There are things called Canon Events that shape these similar universes, and if they don’t occur in a universe that universe will get destroyed.”

Judy asks, “How do we know what Canon Events are supposed to happen?”

Peter replies, “Well, we’ll find out once we see more universes like the one you came from… whatever universe that is.”

Murphy taps Peter’s arm. “Hey sir, can I please talk?”

“Yeah, sure, go ahead little man.”

Murphy gives a little cough before explaining his very rad plan. “Alright, as someone who did venture into many universes, I do also know a thing or two about this multi-world-thing. And I don’t really remember much about being in a crisis with three different versions of me, my friend Mitzi has something similar to that… I think…”

Mitzi adds in, “Yup! I helped a bunny named Penny find her chihuahua friend named Collin. I’m pretty sure they were from a different universe because Collin had a similar looking device to the one we used to go to that one universe where we killed Frosty the Snowman.”

Buddy’s smile drips down to a frown. “You killed Frosty?”

“Uh…” Mitzi stutters, “I mean, it was an accident… sorta…”

Emmet sits next to Buddy. “It’s okay Buddy, I could build us a double-decker couch so we can sit down and talk about our feelings.”

Buddy wipes tears from his eyes. “I’ll be fine.”

“Okay,” Emmet says, “also, you seem very familiar to the man upstairs.”

“What?” Buddy asks.

“Anyways,” Murphy cuts in, “we were planning on how to defeat this space station in the coolest way possible, with many sick stunts involved. With our movie knowledge, we know that this is the Death Star, so in order to defeat it we need to talk to someone who has the plans, so we need to find a piece of the Star Wars universe where we’ll locate Leia and have her help us defeat the Death Star. After that, Mitzi and I will use our interdimensional travelling device to put everything back to where it was before this weird mess.”

Meilin Lee uses a measuring stick to point at the many undiscovered parts of the map, “In order to find Princess Leia, we need to do lots of travelling to many places in hopes that one of them will be somewhere in the Star Wars universe, preferably Yavin 4.”

Morty stands up and holds his portal gun in the air, “Well, I can take us to Yavin 4 right now!” He tries to summon a portal, but the portal gun shows a warning that the limit of Morty uses has been exceeded. “Great, Rick locked this portal gun so I can’t use it, and since he is dead we won’t ever use it.”

Belfry gives a little yawn, “I think me and Tamberlane are getting a little tired, so we should rest here.”

As everyone is getting ready to sleep, Deadpool and Murphy stay up.

“You know, sleeping is no way to end a chapter. Say, wanna hit up some waves?”

Murphy high-fives Deadpool. “You know I do!”

Deadpool and Murphy grab two surfboards and run off into the sun dipping into the orange ocean.

Chapter 5: The Villain Chapter

Summary:

Bellwether gets some help in order to complete the Death Star faster.

Bellwether looks upon the new world with her eyebrows narrowed. The Death Star she is upon is almost complete, all the rooms and hallways are done but the exterior and canon still needs work. Luckily, she has employed Vetcor of Reality-79201069 to capture the best people to help finish the Death Star. The lamb stomps her foot in the rhythm of a clock as she awaits Vector’s arivial.

The door behind her opens, and Vector walks in with several beings in the shape of yellow tic-tacs in chains following him. “Hey lamb lady, I got what you asked for.”

Bellwether turns towards him. “A few minutes late, but I’ll allow it. Who are these people?”

“These are Gru’s Minions, it was a hassle trying to kidnap them but I managed because I’m the best villain from my universe.”

“Right. Because only the best villains are unsuccessful in capturing the moon and don’t inspect cookies properly in case they are robots.”

Vector blushes. “Uh-uhhhh, that was a mistake! Everyone makes mistakes.”

Bellwether sighs. “I guess so, we all have people in our lives who stop us from doing what we feel is right. I have two people from my universe like that, and once my plan is complete we will get rid of all the Judys and Nicks of the world.”

“Um, so where are we supposed to go again when this plan is complete?”

“I saved one universe from being captured, we will go to the Earth in that universe and take it over, it’ll be our new home.” Bellwether walks up to one of the Minions, “Now, let’s meet our newest recruits. What is your name?”

The Minion replies, “Mi nomba tis Bob.”

“Okay Bob, I’ll give you this map and I need your friends to do the things listed on this paper.” Bellwether hands Bob a paper and a map of the Death Star.

“Si.” The Minions leave the room as Bob talks to them while reading the paper.

Shortly after, Darth Vader enters the room with Palpatine walking alongside him.

“Apprentice, who are those… things. They threw sand at me, and I hate sand," Darth Vader asks.

“Master Vader, Vector brought them to help with the Death Star,” Bellwether says.

Darth Vader holds up his hand towards Vector as he slowly chokes in the air. “This fool is a disgrace to our cause. I asked for experienced workers, not amateurs.”

“They… are… experienced…” Vector whispers.

“Vader, that is enough!” Palpatine shouts.

Darth Vader releases Vector and looks down upon him. “Make one more mistake, and I won’t hesitate to destroy you.”

“I-I did as you asked! That sheep was fine with it!”

“That sheep works under me, next time things get approved by me,” Darth Vader says before he storms out of the room with Palpatine.

“What’s his deal, I thought you were in charge of this operation? It seems very focused on your dislike of this Judy person,” Vector says.

“He is in charge of this operation, but as an apprentice I convinced him to go through with it in promise that we can defeat the Rebel Alliance as well,” Bellwether says, “with this, Judy and her dumb fox friend will regret ever trying to put a stop to me making Zootopia a perfect city for prey.”

“That sounds kinda exclusionist. Shouldn’t prey and predators live in harmony in your weird cartoon furry world?” Vector stats.

A red glow emits from Bellwether’s lightsaber. “Say that again, and you won’t be a part of our operation anymore.”

“Uh… okay, sorry to offend you,” Vector says.

Bellwether looks out the window again, awaiting the moment of the destruction of the new world. “Go.”

Vector runs out of the room in fear as Bellwether’s rage grows deeper and deeper. Bellwether turns off her lightsaber and runs into the prison area, where they only have one person trapped within the cells. She opens up the cell, revealing Doctor Strange of Reality-199999. Doctor Strange was the one responsible for combining all of the realities to form the new world, but he did so because Bellwether and the Galactic Empire forced him to once they figured out how to recreate James Waterhold’s portal. Now he is a prisoner, who is only visited when the Empire needs his help.

Strange looks up to Bellwether. Tears drip down onto the bags under his eyes, which have gotten deeper since the last time Bellwether saw him. “What do you want from me?”

“I need you to speed up the building of the Death Star.”

Doctor Strange sighs. “I can’t do that without the Time Stone.”

“So this Time Stone, it’s available in every universe similar to yours?”

“Yes.”

“So I’ll get you a new one. See you later, Doctor Strange.” Bellwether closes the door to the cell, leaving Doctor Strange in complete isolation until she locates another Time Stone. Bellwether calls Darth Vader using a holoprojector, “Vader, we need a group of people to track down a Time Stone.”

“On it,” Darth Vader says before he disappears from Bellwether’s holoprojector.

Chapter 6: I Ain't Afraid of No Ghost

Summary:

The group enters a version of New York City where a few Ghostbusters teams from different universes are busting ghosts together.

Now far away from Kauai, the group is travelling across the cold waters to another New York City that Buddy nor Tobey Maguire are from. Lady Liberty stands as a beacon of hope as they approach the Financial District.

“If we’re looking for Princess Leia, then why are we going to New York City?” Meilin Lee asks.

“This is a filler chapter meant as a sort of Halloween special,” Deadpool replies.

“What could possibly be scary about New York City?” Lilo asks.

“Ghosts,” Deadpool says.

They reach the wooden docking area, Jumba parks the boat and everyone gets off and enters the hustle and bustle of New York City. Though the hustle and bustle seems to be more like running and screaming, as many ghosts are haunting the streets. Around the city seems to be a mix of architecture and people from the 1980’s, 2016, and 2021. Billboards advertising the NES, Zootopia, and Spider-Man: No Way Home are on a few buildings, with people wearing neon colours next to people wearing HypeBeast clothes.

“It’s so weird seeing me advertised as a movie character,” Judy says.

“You’ll get used to it,” Deadpool says. “But this seems like many New York Cities are combined in one, so we will definitely see more than one Ghostbusters team.”

Making their way up to Varick Street and onto North Moore Street, they see three different Moore Streets smashed into where West Broadway is supposed to be. Near them are a group of four women blasting beams of light onto a bundle of pesky ghosts.

“Holtzmann, put down the trap!” Calls out a lady with her brown hair done up in a bun.

A blonde haired woman throws down a canister and steps on a foot pedal attached to it, opening up the canister and sending all the ghosts into it.

“Wo! Another one done! Good job team,” the lady with the bun says.

Judy Hopps walks up to them and says, “Hello! We are wondering if you four would like to join our quest to save the multiverse?”

“AAAAAAA ITS A GHOST!!!” A lady with a necklace that has the name ‘Patty’ is about to shoot at the bunny until the one in the bun stops her.

“Patty, wait! These people could possibly be another Ghostbusters team, let’s just invite them into the Headquarters and we can call the other teams in for a meeting.”

“Alright, though I didn’t expect a Ghostbusters team full of talking animals, superheroes, Lego people, and cartoon characters to appear in this madness. Though, I think I remember meeting those Lego guys in a different dimensional crisis.”

--

An hour later, all the Ghostbusters and the group of interdimensional people led by Deadpool all had a meeting in the Ghostbusters Firehouse Headquarters from 2016. They are on the second floor in a kitchen, a couple bowls of chips are on a table where everyone is sitting except for Jillian Holtzmann, Egon Spengler, and Phoebe Spengler, who are standing near a chalkboard.

Peter Venkman gives Wyldstyle a tiny high five, "Nice seeing you again, Wyldstyle."

"You too, Venkman," Wyldstyle says.

"How do you two know each other?" Belfry asks.

"He and the rest of his Ghostbusters helped me, Batman, and Gandalf save the multiverse this one time. I even remember coming across those women... though I don't recognize the kids."

Jillian coughs to get everyone's attention. “Now, you all must be wondering why you are here. Well, me, Egon, and his granddaughter Phoebe have theorised that an…”

Deadpool interrupts, “If you are going to explain the multiverse, you can all stop because we already did that in a previous chapter.”

Egon says, “You probably don’t know how it was opened.”

“Yeah we do, because some mean sheep from their universe wanted revenge after she got put into jail,” Deadpool says while pointing at Judy and Nick.

“How did this sheep combine all these different dimensions from jail exactly?” Peter Venkman asks.

“She escaped from jail. Very common trope within Zootopia fanfics.”

“Well, I guess this chalkboard is useless then,” Jillian pushes the chalkboard to the side.

“Wait a minute,” Abby Yates looks at Judy and Nick, “you two are from that new Disney movie that was released this year?”

“Um… I guess?” Judy replies.

“You are such an inspiration, how you chased your dreams was incredible,” Abby says.

“Try Everything is a damn good song,” Patty Tolan says.

“Though the Google Image results for Judy Hopps are very terrifying,” Erin Gilbert sighs.

Judy’s eyes widened. “Wait, what Google Image results?!”

“We are getting off topic,” Jillian says. “Deadpool, what plan do we have to save the multiverse?”

“We need a flying machine that can help us locate a planet from Star Wars so we can get the Death Star plans from Leia and destroy the Death Star.”

Podcast suggests, “We can steal a plane.”

Trevor Spengler asks, “How do you suppose we do that?”

“Everyone is in a panic because of all the ghosts, so an airport would probably be empty except for ghosts.”

Lucky Domingo shrugs. “I don’t mind that plan.”

“Alright, everyone go into the Ecto 1s and drive over to JFK,” Jillian says, “we’ll find a way for everyone who isn’t a Ghostbuster to fit in them, they are not the most spacious vehicles.”

--

As Podcast predicted, JFK is so empty that the only sounds you can hear are the squeaks of a rat.

Ray Stantz yells, “Anyone home?” No reply.

Ray talks to the group in a whisper, “Okay guys, we sneak across really quietly, carefully go on a plane, and get out of here.”

Winston Zeddemore asks, “Who is supposed to do the Ghostbusting in the city?”

Ray looks at Deadpool, “How long is this mission supposed to take?”

“As long as it takes to find a planet from Star Wars.”

Nick adds in, “And Bellwether is a crafty person, I’m sure she has something planned for us if we do get close to stopping her scheme.”

Ray asks Abby, “Can you please call Kevin to make him a Ghostbuster, and tell him to put together a team and that we have some spare Proton Packs in the basement.”

“Will do,” Abby says as she calls up her secretary Kevin Beckman to tell him what Ray just told her. After the call, she puts away her phone and says, “Okay, let’s go steal this plane.”

No ghosts came for them during their walk to the nearest plane. Peter was the first one to enter the plane, and when he did he came face-to-face with Slimer who was eating a cart full of peanuts.

Peter grabs the wand from his Proton Pack and aims at Slimer. “Ray, I need a Ghost Trap!”

Slimer panicked and flew right through Peter and out of the plane, covering him in a bunch of green goo in the process.

Ray walks over to Peter, “Are you alright?”

Peter looks around himself. “He slimed me.”

As everyone is taking their seats on the plane, Jillian and Egon walk over to the cockpit where they will soon start up the plane.

Over the speakers, Jillian announces, “This is your captain speaking. We are now leaving the Big Apple and will be making our way to somewhere in the Star Wars galaxy. Please do not jump out of the plane unless we are in serious danger. Now sit back, relax, and enjoy the long ride.”

The plane takes off into the grey clouds and leaves the city of New York behind as they search around the new world.

Chapter 7: Somewhere Over the Rainbow

Summary:

The crew explore a new version of Oz that holds many different versions of L. Frank Baum's characters.

Judy’s purple eyes open slightly after a long nap. Once she fully wakes up, around her is still the same, everyone is in the plane and Nick is still beside her. Outside the window, however, is a little bit different, and brownish clouds are getting closer and closer, and it seems they are rather stormy.

Jillian makes another announcement over the speaker. “Everyone sit tight, we are about to approach a sepia-tone storm.”

In a tiny, far-off voice, Egon replies, “Why don’t we fly around the storm?”

It seems that Jillian has put the mic away from her mouth, as her voice is quieter than before. “Because if Han Solo could ride through a bunch of asteroids, then I can navigate through a storm.”

Egon sighs. “None of us has ever driven a plane before, so it’s best that we turn around.”

As the two argue more, the more closer they get to the storm.

Abby gets up from her seat and heads off to the cockpit, “I need to go in there and stop them from arguing before we all die!”

Mei yells, “Abby, no! That’ll make things worse!”

 

Suddenly the interior of the plane turns to a sepia-tone, as everything around them gives off the vibes of feeling like an old late 1930’s movie. The plane shakes and everyone moves around involuntarily, as Abby falls down and slides down to the end of the plane where Deadpool catches her and puts her in the seat in front of him and Rocket.

Jillian returns to the speaker. “Uh, so, uh… it looks like we are getting sucked up by a tornado.”

Egon replies, “This is all your fault!”

Nick looks out the window, now with spinning motions of wind due to them being in a tornado. “Carrots, look.”

Judy joins Nick in seeing what is outside the window. A cow and a man fishing in a boat pass by them, and moments later pieces of a late 1970’s Harlem swirl around, and soon enough a chicken flies near the window.

“What the…” Judy whispers. Her eyes widen, as memories of the night where they learned of Bellwether’s escape flash before her. “This is exactly like The Weasel of Oz! Remember, we watched that movie on the night Bellwether escaped prison.”

“Right on, Carrots,” Nick says, “do you think we’ll end up in Oz?”

“I hope not, I’m not in a mood to deal with wicked witches right now.”

Soon enough the tornado stops and turns down towards the ground, falling at incredible speeds.

Jillian screams into the speaker. “Uh… It seems we lost control and… we are heading down!!! Brace for impact!!!”

With a thud, the plane crashes into the soil. Around them is still sepia-tone, and they can’t see out of the windows with them being covered by dirt. Though it seems the door leads outside and not in the ground, so everyone gets up and goes towards the door. Judy Hopps opens the door first, leaving the brown interior of the plane for the colourful landscapes that lay before them. There are birds singing in the clear blue skies, trees of great height on the hills of green, and in front of them is a yellow brick road.

“I have a feeling we aren’t in Zootopia anymore,” Judy says as she takes in her surroundings.

“I call wearing whatever colour slippers they have here,” Deadpool says, “I don’t care really, silver and red both fit my suit really well.”

Judy asks Deadpool, “Because you know so much about where we end up, perhaps you know what colour slippers they have here?”

“I have the faintest clue. This can be anything from the original books to Return to Oz,” Deadpool says, “though I hope this isn’t Oz the Great and Powerful.”

Deadpool looks around the plane, and he spots a pair of legs underneath the plane that are wearing silver shoes. Suddenly the shoes disappear and end up on Deadpool, with the original legs fading away.

Deadpool sniffs the shoes. “These smell like Broadway. We are in Wicked.”

Everyone goes down the yellow brick road, walking past a bunch of grand mountains and long lakes. Almost twenty minutes into their walk, they come across a corn field with a scarecrow attached to a wooden post. Deadpool recognizes him immediately.

“Michael Jackson! Finally, a Halloween icon, keeping with the theme from the last chapter,” Deadpool says, “when I free you, I will teach you a song called Thriller and I need you to sing it, okay?”

“What are you talking about?” the Scarecrow asks.

“Hi Scarecrow,” Peter Venkman says, “I saved a version of you from imprisonment once.”

Abby Yates adds in, “and I helped that same Scarecrow complete a few riddles.”

The Scarecrow drops from the wooden post after Deadpool frees him. “I have no idea who you are or what you are talking about. Thanks for saving me… Mr.???”

 

“Deadpool, and this is my team, we are just going down the yellow brick road to see the Wizard… or Ozma… or whoever runs this place because I thought this was Wicked but now it’s The Wiz so I think this is exactly like the last chapter but replace Ghostbusters with Oz.”

“We never actually agreed we were going to see someone,” Judy says, “but since we are technically reliving The Weasel of Oz I guess it sorta makes sense we are going to see someone in the Emerald City.”

“Say, do you think this person would give me some brains?” The Scarecrow asks.

Deadpool replies, “Sure, but don’t go singing ‘I Was Born On The Day Before Yesterday’ because we don’t have enough time for that.”

With the Scarecrow joining their crew, they all ease on down the road towards the blue skies, which soon will show a green city of promise.

–

Hours later, they find themselves deep in a forest with a circular clearing that has the only source of sunlight.

“H-hey guys, I have a bad feeling about this,” Morty stutters.

As if by karma, a lion jumps out towards the group with a huge roar. Deadpool’s reflexes are very fast, so he kicks the lion into a tree, only to realise that it looks more like a furry dressing up as his fursona before the invention of fursuits. The lion’s tears fall down his eyes like waterfalls as he clutches his tail in fear.

“Why’d you have to kick me sir?” The Cowardly Lion pouts.

“Gosh, I’m so sorry Bert Lahr,” Deadpool says, “by the way, huge fan of your work. My favourite film in your filmography has to actually be the one you did with Shirley Temple in 1938, Just Around the Corner.”

The Cowardly Lion looks up to Deadpool. “...What?”

“I said I’m sorry, now get up,” Deadpool helps up the Cowardly Lion, “we are on the way to see someone who could possibly give you courage, wanna come with us?”

“How’d you know I want courage?”

“Everyone has seen The Wizard of Oz, it’s no secret.”

The Cowardly Lion looks confused as to what Deadpool says, but something else catches his attention as he looks around. “There… a man made of tin!”

Deadpool walks near the tin man and says, “Hm, you look like something out of a W. W. Denslow illustration, definitely book accurate.”

“Hello there sir, can you please-”

“Oil you, yes. Anyone have an oil can?”

Mitzi pulls an oil can out of the pocket of her skirt, “Right here, Deadpool!”

“Thank you Mitzi. I have no idea why a girl your age needs an oil can, but I won’t question it further.” Deadpool oils every part of the Tin Woodman’s body. “Better?”

“Oh yes, it is such a great comfort to be able to put down my axe again, I have been holding it ever since I rusted. How did you happen to be here?” The Tin Woodman asks.

“We are on our way to the Emerald City, the Scarecrow is going to get some brains from the wizard and the Cowardly Lion is going to get some courage. Wanna get a heart?”

“Oh sure, I’d love to get a heart. You see, I was born the son of a–”

Deadpool interrupts him, “Yeah, I know, you want to get a heart so you can marry your Munchkin maiden.”

“How’d you know?” The Tin Woodman asks.

The Cowardly Lion says, “I asked the same question and all I got was ‘everyone has seen The Wizard of Oz.’”

Before Deadpool could comment, the Sanderson Sisters appear in the middle of the clear opening, coming ever so closer to the group which consists of multiple children.

“I smell children,” Mary says.

“AHAAHAH!!! Evil witches!!!” Lilo screams. “Stitch, protect us!!!”

Before you could say “how many characters are in this chapter?,” a house falls on top of the Sanderson Sisters.

“Oh right,” Deadpool says to the audience, “we are in The Wizard of Oz, of course a house has to fall on a witch, or three witches in this case. I wonder which Dorothy we’ll get, personally I hope we get the one from the 1986 anime adaption, I think Bianca and Anderson will love that very much.”

Bianca says, “We’ll love it even better if Luffy and the rest of the Straw Hats appear.”

Deadpool replies, “Oh, that’d be awesome.”

Out of the old wooden house, now damaged from the fall, emerges a girl of about 11 wearing a white 1900’s style dress. She has her brown hair done up in braids, and her dog Toto is in a basket that she is carrying.

“No freaking way, Return to Oz!!!” Deadpool says, “Guys, this is Fairuza Balk as a child. Later in her life she would be in the 2000 film Almost Famous.”

Judy says to Deadpool, “Are you going to do this with everybody? It’s starting to get annoying.”

“My, I must be back in Oz,” Dorothy says.

“Yup! Wanna join us for a trip down the yellow brick road?”

“Um… sure,” Dorothy says.

The group goes down the yellow brick road, not knowing what has become of the Emerald City. As they leave, Elphaba watches them from the shadows of the trees as she makes a call with a holoprojector.

–

The Emerald City is a mash of different versions of said city, colliding into each other with some pieces floating above others. Some pieces are pillars of green, others more cartoony, and a few look like Chicago. Entering the city the group can see the floor covered with workers in Galactic Empire officer outfits.

“Ozma definitely doesn’t run this place,” Deadpool says, “let's go meet this wizard.”

Down a hallway of flowers stands a throne, and sitting on the throne is a small creature with brown hair with his tail stretched out to the other side of his grand chair of emeralds. Judy recognizes his smug eyes, even through his kingly outfit she still sees him as the low-level crook she met when still on parking duty.

She yells, “Duke Weaselton!”

“If it isn’t Officer Flatfoot and her little boyfriend… and whoever the rest of these people are,” Weaselton says.

“What are you doing here, Duke Weselton?” Judy asks.

“It’s Weaselton! Gosh, and you got it right the first time too, I think you are getting my name wrong on purpose,” Weaselton replies.

“Just answer the question,” Nick says.

“Alright. I called the Empire to let them know you walked right into this trap, even with all the officers around. Wow, you really are a dumb bunny,” Weaselton says, “I hope you all like your jail cells in the Death Star.”

Deadpool takes out his twin katanas as he looks down the hall, Stormtroopers are now running towards them and shooting at them with their horrible aim.

“Close your eyes kids, this is about to get bloody.”

As Deadpool says this, an orange hexagonal portal appears with Gwen Stacy and Miles Morales walking out.

“Guys, come in, quick!” Gwen says to everyone.

“Oh, just when I was about to kick some a**,” Deadpool complains as he puts his katanas away and follows everyone into the portal.

“What!?!? You can’t all escape!!” Duke Weaselton shouts as the portal closes, “I will find you. I am Oz, the Great and Powerful!”

–

The portal led to the Millennium Falcon, with a young Han Solo and Chewbacca looking at the huge collection of people.

“Let me get this straight,” Han Solo says, “you all want me to navigate this entire new world, while the Empire is actively hunting us down AND looking for some weird time rock, all to get the Death Star plans?”

“It’s a big ask,” Miles says, “but we know you can help us. In your universe, you would end up doing basically the same thing. And, you’ll be considered a hero.”

Han Solo looks up towards the ceiling while rubbing his chin, “How many credits?”

“This plan involves a princess, I’m sure she’ll give you a wealthy amount of credits once we save the multiverse,” Miles replies.

“Deal,” Han Solo says. “Chewie, start up the hyperdrive.”

Chewbacca roars in reply.

As everyone gets seated and the captains, Han Solo and Chewbacca, sit in the cockpit, the Falcon blasts off into hyperspace where their next adventure awaits on the other side.

Chapter 8: Literally 1984

Summary:

The group goes to Paris for a little meal.

Judy Hopps looks around the Millennium Falcon, everyone is seated in different parts of the ship. She is joined by her partner Nick Wilde and their new companions Miles Morales and Gwen Stacy on the holochess table. Nick and Miles just finished a game, with Nick winning.

“We gotta do a rematch,” Miles says.

“Just face it, I won fair and square,” Nick replies.

“Besides, it’s me and Judy’s turn,” Gwen says.

The table refreshes and Judy gets ready. Her turn is first, so she moves one of her guys forward a few squares.

“So…” Judy starts, “that whole Spider-Verse stuff you mentioned. How can I know what my canon events are? I've heard of them before but I was really confused on what forms realities like mine.”

Gwen makes a move on the table before scanning Judy with a tiny machine. “I stole this thing from Miguel, should answer that question for you.” She presses a button, and beside them a whole holographic slideshow appears that lists off many scenes from Judy’s life. Judy meets Nick, then going across Zootopia looking for clues to find Emmitt Otterton, Bellwether becoming mayor, and finally Judy reuniting with Nick and taking down Bellwether. Gwen flips to an alternate universe version of events from Judy’s life. Judy becoming sheriff of a small Western town and meeting a cowboy named Nick Wilde, searching for clues to find the missing bartender Emmitt Otterton, Bellwether becoming mayor after the old one steps down due to being pushed out of town by the prey population, and Judy and Nick teaming up yet again to take down Bellwether after the duo separates because of rising tensions of the prey and predator population.

Gwen says, “It seems your canon events are a prey animal becomes partners with a predator animal, some bad guy shows up, and you two take that bad guy down.” She flips through more universes. One with an anime wolf and bunny in a romantic situation, another has Judy dying as a kid and her friend Sharla ends up teaming up with Nick later in her life, and a different universe has Judy slapping Nick due to a political disagreement regarding abortion.

Judy whispers, “So me and Nick are the glue that holds our universe together.”

“Yes,” Miles says, “so you two should stay together.”

“That’s the plan, anyways,” Nick says.

Han Solo yells out, “Hey everyone, we are stopping at this weird city for a bite. Chewie is hungry.”

The Millennium Falcon lands on a parking lot of an abandoned restaurant called Gusteau’s. The group walks out and goes down the road to find an open restaurant to eat at. But something feels different to Judy, it feels like someone is watching her every move. She looks at a poster that reads “Big Brother Is Watching.”

Judy hops over to Deadpool and asks, “Hey, who is Big Brother?”

Deadpool answers, “The dictator of George Orwell’s dystopian novel 1984. Why?”

“Because that poster said that he is watching,” Judy says.

Deadpool looks at the poster. “S***, we gotta leave.”

Han Solo says, “We can’t leave, we just found a restaurant.” They are near the popular restaurant La Ratatouille, which seems to have a fair amount of people in it.

“If we don’t, someone might try to kill us,” Deadpool says.

“Of course someone is trying to kill us, the whole Empire is after us,” Han Solo says, “but if we keep a low profile, we should manage to grab a bite before the Empire realises we are here.”

Deadpool shrugs and follows everyone into the restaurant. They are greeted by Linguini, a waiter with curly hair, who says, “Hello everyone. Luckily we have lots of tables available at the back.” Linguini takes the group over to the tables and gives everyone a menu. “Just look through, see what you would like, and I’ll be back with you in a moment.”

 

As Deadpool looks over his menu, he looks up to see that a bunch of Stormtroopers and Battle Droids are running down the sidewalk and are pouring into the restaurant, shooting at everything and hoping one of their shots lands on one of the heroes. Everyone takes cover and gets their weapons ready.

Deadpool searches his wallet and finds a $100 bill, he gives it to the person playing the piano and says, “Here’s a tip. Keep playing, I work best with classical music.”

The piano man nods and continues playing some Beethoven.

Deadpool peaks over the piano and shoots at a couple Battle Droids. “How did they get more Battle Droids, I thought they were supposed to only be in the Prequel Era.”

“Beats me,” Han Solo says as he aims at a Stormtrooper.

A Stormtrooper tries to shoot at Deadpool, but misses and destroys the piano instead. In a scared hurry, the piano man rushes out of the restaurant through the employee exit.

“Dang it!” Deadpool quickly takes out his phone. “Hey Judy, what is your favourite song?”

After shooting a Stormtrooper with a tranquiliser dart, she answers, “Try Everything!”

“I meant classical.”

“Just play it!”

 

“Fine. I’m sure someone on YouTube has done a piano cover of Try Everything.” Deadpool looks up “Try Everything piano cover” and scrolls down a bit, finding a cover by someone of the name Declan Flannery. He looks at the thumbnail and mutters to himself, “Declan… yes… he should be reading this right now… because we are in a fanfic… OH MY GOSH!”

“What is it?” Nick yells while hiding with the members of the group who couldn’t find a weapon.

“I can jump out of this fanfic into any point in time that it is being read, so I have to jump into September 29th, 2023 when this very chapter is being read for a weekly event on a Discord server. There, I should be able to go out of Discord and onto AO3 with the author’s computer, then I will edit the story so we win this battle and have a peaceful meal.”

“How are you supposed to do that?” Nick says.

Deadpool shows off a teleportation device on his arm. “Easy. I just go there.” He sets the time and place, suddenly he disappears from the restaurant and is now a profile picture of his logo in a Discord call. He is muted, and it is best to keep it that way. Tapping on the link to read it on AO3, he is automatically logged onto the author’s profile where he can edit the story to his liking.

Deadpool says to himself, “Oh boy, what fandoms should I add to this chapter? Y’know what, let’s keep that a surprise, and also AO3 has a limit on how many tags you can have.” He goes to edit Chapter 8, looking at the canvas that is the text box. “Now, let’s write this bad boy.”

—

Gwenpool appears in the restaurant, along with Squirrel Girl and the rest of the Guardians of the Galaxy. “Hi there, I’m Gwenpool, I’m the author’s self-insert character.”

“Oh my gosh, Deadpool, my favourite author, now has a self-insert character!!” Judy says while jumping up and down.

“Judy, relax, we need to make Wildehopps fanon in this fic while everyone is fighting in the background. Wouldn’t that be so cool?” Nick suggests.

“Ugh, that’s so bada**. Wait, can I say a** here, like, uncensored? It’s just another word for donkey,” Judy says.

“Let’s just censor it just to be safe. Now kiss me.”

Judy and Nick passionately kiss each other as everyone attacks the bad guys in the background. Explosions are in the background like a Michael Bay movie as the two furries exit their awesome kiss.

“Wow, we just made Wildehopps fanon in this new world,” Judy says.

Everyone stops fighting and claps. The Ninja Turtles come out of the sewers and continue the battle now that the Stormtroopers and the Battle Droids are distracted because everyone ships Wildehopps, and if they tell you it’s a bad ship just know that they are lying because deep down they ship them too. If Disney allowed its employees to read fanfics, I would take this time to personally ask the writers of Zootopia 2 to make Wildehopps canon for real.

With all the bad guys taken down, the Delorean Time Machine appears from a trail of fire, Doctor Emmet Brown, Marty McFly, and Indiana Jones all rush out of the time machine. Doctor Emmet Brown yells, “Great Scott!! We just fixed history so that Big Brother is no longer!!!”

Indiana Jones says, “You can thank me for that. I love punching Nazis, and Big Brother is basically a Nazi.”

Miles Morales says, “Woah!!! You are basically like Spider-Man Noir!!!”

“I’m cooler because I’m him but mixed with Lara Croft,” Indiana Jones says.

Suddenly the USS Enterprise lands in the streets of Paris, and out comes Spock so he can meet his lifelong idol Remy the Rat. He sits down at our table, as glorious food cooked by a rat appears, it’s almost like we are at Redwall Abbey (hey, Redwall is a good idea for another chapter. I’d love to meet up with Mariel, she’s pretty awesome). Michelangelo, Leonardo, Donatello, and Raphael all sit down at a different table and eat some pizza. Spock takes a selfie with Remy as Danny and the T-Birds start singing Greased Lightnin’, making this dinner more like Ellen’s Stardust Diner. I mean, who doesn't love listening to show tunes while they eat? Anyways, this is Deadpool signing out.

—

“I can see why Ms. Marvel enjoys this type of stuff,” Deadpool says as he publishes his changes to AO3. “Now… to get out of here…” But the problem is Deadpool isn’t a person, he is now a pixel or two on a computer screen, which means he can’t just set a time and place and teleport there. “Maybe I can squeeze into Chapter 8… it’ll let me get inside…” He squeezes hard into the letters, until suddenly he crashes into the table of food. “I did it! I saved the day!”

Gwenpool looks at him, “I’m not looking forward to whatever you write next.”

Judy says, “That was so weird. It was like… I was being possessed.”

“All for the better. Now we have Spock here!”

“Where am I?” Spock asks, “and what is this camera device I have, and why did I take a picture of me and this rat?”

“Me and Marty are lost too. We are supposed to be in Hill Valley, not Paris,” Doctor Emmet Brown says.

“I’m also lost as well,” Indiana Jones says.

Danny says, “Y’know, we’re also kinda lost, y’know what I’m saying.” He and the T-Birds laugh smugly.

Spock says to the lost travellers, “Follow me. We’ll go to USS Enterprise where my crew and I will relocate you to your homeworlds.”

They leave the restaurant, and soon the USS Enterprise takes off into the stars.

Squirrel Girl says, “Me and Tippy Toe will gladly join you on another mission, Deadpool.”

Deadpool says, “Great! We got the Unbeatable Squirrel Girl on our squad. What about Gwenpool?”

Gwenpool stands up and says, “I’ll be leaving. I don’t want to add to this already big cast, just to be nice to the author who has to balance all of you people. Like, some of you guys don’t have any page time. Buddy, do you remember that Buddy from Elf is in this squad. I bet not. And besides, I need to go and actually find the Death Star plans and not get distracted by food. Han, better stock up on food in the Falcon so you don’t make that mistake again.” She leaves the restaurant.

Deadpool shrugs. “We’ll definitely run into her again.” He looks at the Guardians of the Galaxy, "What about you guys?"

Star-Lord replies, "Yeah, sure."

Deadpool says, "Awesome. Now, let's finish our brunch and get out of here."

The group then gets a bunch of food from Remy, and together they all go back into the Millennium Falcon where they fly off into the sky.

Chapter 9: Attack on Treehollow

Summary:

Bellwether sends some Stormtroopers to attack Treehollow. Tamberlane's friends go off hunting ghosts.

Darth Vader walks over to Bellwether, who is sitting down on her chair of darkness looking over the madness of the new world from above.

“Darth Wolfwool, I have news to bring to you,” Darth Vader hands Bellwether a tiny device.

“What is this?” Bellwether asks.

“It was discovered in Paris, one of the Rebels dropped it. On it contains every version of Judy Hopps and Nick Wilde,” Darth Vader explains.

The sheep presses a button, and projected on a hologram is a bunch of versions of her two greatest enemies. She clicks on two of them, a Judy Hopps variant named Wade who is a man made of water, and a Nick Wilde variant who is a lady made of fire named Ember.

“They were right, Nick Wilde does look good in a dress,” Bellwether turns off the machine. “Thanks for this, Lord Vader. We need to use this and send our troops to kill all these variants.”

“That won’t be needed. Once the Death Star is complete, we can destroy them all in one powerful blow and rid this multiverse of Rebel scum.”

“Right. Anyways, what’s the update on looting the universes of the Rebels and imprisoning all their inhabitants?”

“We have sent a bunch of Stormtroopers to raid Treehollow, the home of Rebels Tamberlane and Belfry.”

—

On the outskirts of Treehollow, two cat siblings named Piper and Anthony, a fox dog hybrid named Penny, a red fox named Parsley, a badger deer hybrid named Briar, and a skunk named Marie all went out to do some ghost hunting. Even though some of the kids don’t really want to go ghost hunting, especially Anthony.

“Hey Piper, we shouldn’t go out too far, we might wander into the Abroad,” Anthony says, “y’know, the abroad is now even closer because of that whole storm thing.” He points over to the skyline of Zootopia, which overlooks the small woodland village.

“We don’t even know if that is even the Abroad. Tamberlane is supposed to come back after her and Belfry’s trip over there to tell us what it exactly is,” Piper says.

“What if the reason why they haven’t come back yet is because they are… tainted.”

Marie replies, “Don’t say that. Besides, we aren’t even going to the new places anyways, just the forest.”

Suddenly Slimer runs into the group, leaving a trail of green ghostly goo as he flies towards a rock.

Piper points at Slimer, “THERE IT IS!!! A GHOST!!!”

The kids chase Slimer and hide behind the rock with him. They notice Slimer is looking at something in Treehollow, so they look at the village too. Fire eats the builds as Stormtroopers gather up the residents of Treehollow into spaceships.

“This is not good, we have to leave,” Parsley says.

“Perhaps our ghostie here can show us a safe place,” Piper suggests.

Slimer mumbles and motions for the kids to follow him. They exit the forest, go into the grand city of Zootopia, and slowly make their way to New York City.

—

Honey, a rabbit wearing a farmer’s uniform, is laying on her back on a table in a dark, metal room. Electric doors slide open, Bellwether and a tall human wearing glasses named O’Brien walks in.

“We found her among the enemies from Treehollow, is she one of the Judy Hopps variants?” O’Brien asks.

“No, she was not on the hologram, but she might be good for questioning,” Bellwether says, “what is her relation to Tamberlane and Belfry?”

Honey says, “I know them. Everyone does. I’m friends with Tess, Belfry’s mom and Tamberlane’s nanna. Tess is a valuable member of the Council, which I’m a part of as well.”

O’Brien says, “A Councilman. We can use this. And when we are done, we can destroy all individuality inside these cartoon animals and replace it with love for the Galactic Empire. We will use these animals as examples of what will happen if you ever step out of line. Everyone will fear us. We will control history, control the new world, and establish ourselves as an unbeatable military force. I have experience of doing this with Oceania, which is no longer because of some guy in a hat who decided to punch all of us… but that will not be repeated this time.”

Honey’s eyes widen as she looks at O’Brien, who is going towards a machine with a dial. “W-what?!? What did Tamberlane and Belfry do?!?! What do you want from me?!?”

O’Brien replies, “We need information from you, then you will join the great Galactic Empire as a Stormtrooper.” He turns up the dial to forty-five, sending pain towards Honey which makes her body numb and her fur stick up straight. “Now… what did you send Belfry and Tamberlane to do?”

Honey catches her breath as she recovers from the shock. “We… sent… them… to… explore… the… new… world. They-they were supposed… to come back. What did they do to you?”

O’Brien turned up the dial some more, sending more pain to the poor rabbit. “I’ll tell you what they did. They are conspiring against the Galactic Empire in an attempt to fix everything, but they are actually destroying our great plan.”

“What is… your great plan?”

“It will solve the world of its problems… of anyone who decides to destroy the very thing we are creating.”

“That… doesn’t answer my question.”

O’Brien goes up to the dial. “I will never answer the question. You will ponder that question for the rest of your life, but you will never know for sure. You and your animals will work for us, without any questions of the morals of the plan. Now… onto the next question.” His hands touch the dial yet again.

—

Slimer stops at the 2016 Ghostbusters headquarters while the rest of New York City is being raided by the Galactic Empire. Inside you can tell that the Galactic Empire has already been in the firehouse, machines have been smashed to pieces and doors are boarded up.

“We need to look closer,” Briar says, “maybe there are survivors in here.”

Among the wreckage is a door leading down into the basement, which is boarded up. Briar knocks on the door, but no reply from the other side.

“They obviously think we are those helmet people, we should break open the door instead,” Piper suggests.

“Okay, go ahead,” Briar shrugs.

Piper rubs her hands and kicks open the door.

“Honestly I didn’t think that was going to work,” Piper says.

Inside the basement are a group of people sitting in a circle of blankets, a mini fridge near the wall, a bunch of proton packs on the floor, and a table with a holoprojector. The people inside the circle of blankets are Kevin Beckman, Louis Tully, Janine Melnitz, and Dana Barrett.

“Are you with the Empire?” Louis asks the random furries in the room.

“...no. We are here to help stop them,” Briar says.

“Great, great. Well, we recently got this from a Stormtrooper we killed, and we found this inside of it…” Louis says as he motions towards the holoprojector.

Dana turns on the holoprojector, and a recording from a mysterious entity is being played at full max volume. The voice is creaky and distorted, but the message was clear. “Beware… it is I, Gozer, and these disturbances in the multiverse have awakened me. I will attack your weak, unstable world on Halloween night. Prepare for your last day alive.”

“Anyone want a beer?” Kevin asks while holding a can of beer he got from the mini fridge.

“Everyone who came with me, including me, doesn't drink beer,” Briar says.

“Now is not the time for drinks,” Dana says.

“Suit yourself,” Kevin takes a sip of his beer before spitting it back into the can, “I hate beer.”

“Anyways,” Dana says, “Gozer is originally from our universe. My version of the Ghostbusters defeated her back in 1984, but she is coming back. We need to prepare for whatever she throws at us, including becoming a big man made of marshmallow if it ever comes down to that.”

“Wait,” Kevin points at the group of furries, “you’re from that new webcomic, right? Tamberlane?”

Marie’s eyes widened, “Wait, you know Tamberlane?!? That makes sense, you are the same species as her.”

“I was talking about the name of the webcomic, but yeah, I guess I know her from that,” Kevin says.

Briar looks at the holoprojector, “Does this send messages out to other people?”

“Yes it does, but we don’t know how far they reach,” Dana says, “we risk sending our location to the Empire if we do that, too.”

“That’s a risk I’m willing to take,” Briar says. She clicks on a button, and gets ready to say a speech on the fly.

–

Meanwhile on the Millennium Falcon, Judy Hopps and Meilin Lee are in the middle of a holo chess game, and before Judy could crown herself a winner an announcement interrupted the game.

“Greetings everyone,” Briar starts.

“Briar!” Tamberlane screams with joy.

“A great attack is going to happen to our new world, from an outside force named Gozer. She is very powerful, and I need a good amount of fighters willing to help us defeat her. So if you want to join us, then meet us on top of one of the Ghostbusters headquarters on Halloween night.”

The transmission goes offline.

“Is there any way we can reply to that?” Belfry asks, “I need to see if my family and friends are all right.”

“We can’t,” Han Solo says while carrying a letter in his hand, “that was an interference, we won’t be able to track it easily.”

Abby Yates asks, “What is that in your hand?”

“Oh, some letter I got,” Han reads the envelope with a confused look on his face, “...do any of you know someone by the name of Mickey Mouse?”

Chapter 10: Disney 100

Summary:

A bunch of Disney characters get invited to a party.

“We shouldn’t go,” Han Solo says, “we need to stay focused on our mission. We need to get to Leia Organa.”

“But this invitation says that all Disney characters are invited,” Judy Hopps says, “I have no idea what that means and why it involves us, but if people from your universe are invited then perhaps Leia will be there too?”

Han thinks about it. He shrugs. “Fine. But if she isn’t there, we are leaving.”

Han and Chewie go to the cockpit and set course for Toon World. Soon enough, the Millennium Falcon enters hyperspace.

—

Later, the Millennium Falcon lands on the parking lot of the Convention House, which features many different vehicles ranging from hyper-realistic looking spaceships to cartoony trains. Some of the group goes into the Convention House, while some people like Bianca Torre and Mitzi have to stay on the Falcon due to them not being Disney characters. The inside of the Convention House is very colourful, with a bright chandelier hanging over the different tables. In front of them is Oswald the Lucky Rabbit, a black rabbit wearing a pair of shorts.

“Hello, you must be Judy and Nick, Table 7,” Oswald gives Judy a paper card.

“Thanks,” Judy says as she goes towards Table 7, filled with many people whom she has never seen before. “The Last Great American Dynasty” by Taylor Swift plays over the speakers as Judy sits next to Nick, right inbetween Fix-It Felix and Elsa.

They are the only ones from their group at Table 7. Lilo and Stitch are at Table 6; Meilin Lee and her friends are at Table 3; Deadpool, Squirrel Girl, and the Guardians of the Galaxy are at Table 616; Han Solo and Chewie are at Table 4; and Dorothy and Toto are at Table 9. Judy sips a cup of water slowly, trying to not seem weird around all these strangers.

Han and Chewie’s table had almost every single Star Wars character, including Leia Organa and excluding everyone in the Empire.

Han says, “Hey, Leia, do you have the Death Star Plans?”

Because there is no Galactic Empire presence in the party, Leia freely exchanges information with him. “I do. We plan to help the Rebel on the recent transmission fight against Gozer. She’ll need all the help she can get, especially if the Empire gets there. Meet us at New York City, after the battle I’ll take you and your Wookie friend to Yavin 4, there we will plan our attack on the Empire.”

As soon as Leia was done speaking, Bellwether and the entire Empire walked in. Bellwether takes a seat at Table 7. Judy looks into her yellow, corrupted eyes.

“Hi Judy,” Bellwether mumbles.

“What has happened to you?” Judy asks.

“I have found meaning in the Dark Side,” Bellwether replies.

Lights dim, Taylor Swift music stops playing, and the spotlight shows Mickey Mouse on a stage with a microphone and a piece of paper.

“Howdy there folks. I’m Mickey Mouse, and the recent events have caused us all to be here together again. You might not remember, but this isn’t the first time we have experienced rifts between universes. A while ago we were included in random islands filled with games and creativity, me and some of my friends went to some of your worlds along with Sora, and most recently some of us infiltrated an animation studio and took a group photo. While you all might not remember those, I do. I was cursed with the knowledge of all that happened and all that will happen, thanks to my maker Walt Disney. Today, I would like us all to meet up and come together, and hopefully this time your memories won’t be wiped. Before the party truly begins, I would like to give out some awards.”

The mouse reads off a piece of paper. “The first award is for the best soundtrack. May we please have the Madrigals come to the stage.”

A group of people from Judy and Nick’s table exit their table to go up to the stage.

“Thanks so much for this,” a young girl with short curly hair and a blue dress embroidered with many fun designs named Mirabel says, “we didn’t even know all the songs we sang were being listened to by other people. But whoever knows of my town’s habit of singing musical numbers with a full orchestra in the background somewhere, thanks so much.”

The family all exit the stage, with Mirabel holding the trophy, and return to their seats.

Anna says to her sister, “Y’know, we also sometimes sing random musical numbers. Why is that?”

Elsa replies, “I don’t know.”

Mickey gets ready to say the next award. “The next award is for… um… Goofy, what is this?”

Goofy shouts in reply, “You told me that this is like a high school prom, hehe.”

“Yeah, that doesn’t mean the awards have to be… uh… well, nothing we can do about it now,” Mickey says, “the award for most likely to black out at the party goes to Judy Hopps.”

Deadpool starts crying. “This was supposed to be a general audience fanfic, we can’t have that kind of reference in here.”

Doctor Strange from the comics says, “I currently have the Time Stone, I can go back in time and change the award.”

Bellwether overheard what Doctor Strange said, so she motioned for the Stormtroopers to attack Doctor Strange. She stood up and ignited her lightsaber in an attempt to distract everyone.

“No fair! She can’t win a prize. Tell me I’m in there somewhere,” Bellwether yells.

“Uh-uh, you’re in here somewhere…” Mickey quickly flips through the paper, and then drops all the papers, “uh, we can give you a new prize. Uh… the award for best lightsaber goes to Bellwether!”

Bellwether starts force choking Mickey Mouse. “That is not good enough. Give one of the existing prizes to me. And remove Judy’s prize.”

“I actually don’t mind that,” Judy says, “I didn’t really think the prize I was awarded really suits me. I’m sure it was some kinda joke.”

“Fine…” Mickey says, “Best villian goes to Bellwether, and most likely to black out during the party goes to Goofy.”

Bellwether releases Mickey. “Better. I’ll be going up to get my prize now.”

As Bellwether gets up from her chair, a Stormtrooper gets a hold of Doctor Strange’s Time Stone. Bellwether notices, and motions for the entire Empire to leave. Before they could go anyway, Wanda shoots out a beam of red chaos magic towards the Time Stone, destroying it in a massive explosion that destroys the entire Convention House.

Bellwether gets up from the rubble and turns on her lightsaber. “You are going to regret that. Stormtroopers, take them all in as prisoners, we’ll use them for questioning.”

Majority of the horde of characters make their way back into their vehicles and escape from the portion of Toon World that managed to make its way into the new world, leaving the group, Mickey Mouse and his friends, and Bellwether all alone.

“Escape from the Dark Side, and join us,” Mickey says, “become the twist hero you are meant to be.”

“I will not, now get out of the way.” Bellwether shoves Mickey down to the ground using the force.

Mickey jumps up and turns on his lightsaber, which is the colour blue. They fight each other as the group escapes into the Millennium Falcon. Judy looks out at the fight, and catches a glimpse of Bellwether striking Mickey right in the chest and him falling down while holding his chest. They waste no time leaving, right after Mickey’s death the Millennium Falcon flies away into hyperspace where they’ll soon appear in New York City.

Chapter 11: Five Nights at Gozer's

Summary:

Judy Hopps and company attempt to fight the supernatural god Gozer.

Fog swarms the streets of New York City, soon building up towards the roof of the 2016 Ghostbusters firehouse headquarters. Judy and company are on the roof, all decked out in Ghostbusters uniforms and proton packs, along with some new faces. Of course, the kids from Treehollow are there, along with a few extra people from the Ghostbusters universes, Leia and the Rebels, and Michonne, Daryl, Rick, and Glenn from The Walking Dead.

Ray Stantz turns on his proton pack. “Everyone get ready. Gozer is about to come back.”

Out of the fog, a shining white staircase leading into the grand entrance to a paranormal castle appears. Gozer walks down the staircase, and stops in front of the heroes.

“Foolish mortals, you will die in my attempt to fix this interdimensional catastrophe,” Gozer says, “there will be five waves you will need to survive, each containing people from different universes both familiar and unfamiliar.”

Both she and the castle disappear, and a group of cultists wearing red robes while shouting “Ca-Caw” runs into the group.

Deadpool gets out his katanas. “Bianca and Anderson, this is your time to shine.”

Bianca recognizes one of the bird cult members, her old English teacher Ms. Richards, who used to be her teacher until she was arrested.

“Bianca, join us, it is not too late,” Ms. Richards says.

“No, I won’t. I have my own people, and we are going to save the entire multiverse. When we finish the Empire and reverse what that weird sheep person did, then everything will go back to how it was,” Bianca says.

Ms. Richards laughs. “You’re so naive. You think all of this can easily be reversed like that? This isn’t like one of your silly anime.”

People are screaming at Bianca, but she can’t hear them all that well.

“Just go,” Bianca says.

Ms. Richard’s mouth starts to form a reply, then a red beam of light shoots out of her chest. Her face quickly becomes lifeless, then her body gets shoved to the side. Bellwether stands in front of Bianca, lightsaber in hand as her eyes look towards Bianca’s in rage.

“You think you are the hero in this story?” Bellwether asks.

“Yes. I have a question for you,” Bianca replies, “are you a lesbian?”

“…What?”

“Oh, just a theory I want to confirm,” Bianca says, “one of my universe’s greatest mysteries is the existence of lesbian sheep, and I thought you could help me discover once and for all if that is true.”

Bellwether looks around at the war zone taking place on the roof, which now includes Stormtroopers who are attacking the bird cultists and the Rebels, with the bird cultists still attacking the Rebels. “Are we seriously doing this now?”

“Yes, now answer my question.”

Bellwether sighs and whispers. “I dated a girl back in university, but I think I’m more bisexual to be honest.”

“Okay. Bisexual sheep. We are getting somewhere.”

Deadpool takes down Bellwether while she is still distracted. “Thanks for distracting her, now let’s finish this.”

Deadpool is about to stab Bellwether, until the Godly might of Gozer pushes everyone onto the ground and a few paces away from where they originally were. Around the roof, dead bodies of the bird cultists are laying around like scattered stones.

“The first wave is now complete. Now, experience the power of the undead.”

Walkers from The Walking Dead emerge from the depths of the fog, walking over to their potential lunches.

“Walkers incoming!” Rick gets out his pistol, ready to take aim at the Walkers.

A Walker lunges at Deadpool, but he quickly stabs it. “Yeah, I’m not becoming a zombie again. F***, I can’t even die.”

Bianca and Anderson walk away slowly, with no weapons to defend themselves with.

“I’m starting to think leaving Los Angeles was a mistake,” Bianca says.

Anderson looks around at the Walkers, then back at her. “You think?!”

“Um… perhaps we can find a pistol somewhere… maybe on Ms. Richard?” Bianca says.

Ms. Richard’s corpse is getting eaten by a Walker.

“…or maybe we can just run from the zombies.”

“Here’s a weapon!” Mitzi says cheerfully as she gives Bianca a military-grade assault rifle.

“Um, thanks,” Bianca says, “now let’s see how this bad boy works.”

She aims the rifle at a Walker, but misses and kills a Stormtrooper instead.

“Oh… this is going to take a while to get used to,” Bianca says.

The Walkers get increasingly difficult to defeat, as many Stormtroopers soon turn into Walkers. Bellwether realises that staying here would soon cause her death, so she evacuated via a Star Destroyer. With the help of everyone with a weapon, every single Walker gets destroyed.

“You may have survived the first two waves, but the next one will be challenging. In order to go to this place you will need to noclip out of reality, but instead I’ll just bring it to you in pieces.”

Suddenly pieces of an empty yellow office building hallway suddenly appear, with the screaming of a monster being heard in the distance. The Backrooms have arrived.

Judy jumps up in fright as a monster zooms past her.

“Nick! What was that?!?”

“I don’t know, Carrots. I think we all need to stick together.”

Judy and Nick carefully walk the empty halls, until suddenly Judy feels something walk up behind her. She kicks the monster with her powerful rabbit paws, killing it instantly by shoving it down into the streets of New York City.

Nick Wilde looks down at the fog. “Huh, you did it Fluff.”

The Backrooms disappear and suddenly Judy finds herself in a security room with nothing but two doors, a computer screen, lights on the doors, and a limited amount of power. The phone rings, and soon Gozer’s voice can be heard from it.

“Hello Judy. Your friends are safe… for now. In order to pass this challenge, you’ll need to make sure your friends are safe. They are in the bathroom, it’s a family bathroom so it’s very spacious. But… the animatronics here… they get a little bit quirky at night. So if one of them goes near your friends, try to distract them, and if they are near you, use your doors and block them from coming to you. What happens if you get caught? Well, you’ll get shoved into a Freddy suit, which might be a little bit easier than normal humans when we take account of your size. Good luck at spending a night at Freddy’s.”

Judy looks at the security cameras. In a room labelled “Backstage” she can see three animatronics of a bunny, a chicken, and a bear.

She takes a deep breath. “Okay Judy, you can do this. Just a few hours of this, and I’ll be fine. Besides, these animatronics sorta look cute.”

Judy scans through the cameras, seeing no real change. Clock strikes 2 AM, and she sees that Bonnie has moved and is now in the dining room. The robot bunny takes another step towards the family bathroom, and once near the door Judy locks the bathroom door, slowly draining her fleeting power supply.

30 or so minutes later, Bonnie is gone to another room, so Judy unlocks the door. Times changes to 3 AM, and she starts hearing music down the hall.

“Har har har har har har har. Har har har har har har har.”

Judy checks the light, Freddy is now right outside her door. She shuts the door, hoping he’ll leave soon. After a few minutes, she turns on the light, seeing he is still there.

5 AM rolls around (yeah, we skipped an hour, sorry), and Chica starts banging on the other door while Freddy is at the other door. The power level starts going down. %10. %9. %8. Judy realises that she won’t survive a night at Freddy’s, and is accepting her fate from becoming a normal bunny to a robotic bear. Then the power goes down as soon as the hour chimes to 6 AM. Miraculously, she survived the night shift.

Freddy Fazbear’s Pizzeria disappears, leaving the group on the roof. The fog clears, giving them a good view of New York City. Gozer’s palace appears again, with two Terror Dogs guarding its glass-like stairs.

“The Traveller has come. Choose and perish.”

Judy yells, “Choose? What do you mean?”

“Choose. Choose the form of the Destructor.”

Peter Vankmen says, “Everyone, clear your mind. Whatever you think, it will come and attack you. This is how we got to fight a big marshmallow man in ‘84. Remember that, Ray? Actually, don’t, because then Mr. Stay Puft will come again.”

After a brief minute, Gozer says another message.

“The choice is made. The Traveler has come.”

Everyone looks confused, but Nick Wilde backs away in shame.

“I couldn’t help it,” Nick says, “I tried to clear my mind, but the one thing that brought me joy when I was a child popped in my head.”

“What popped in there?” Squirrel Girl asks.

“He can’t possibly destroy us. He’ll save us.”

Running through the city, causing destruction in every step it takes, is a gigantic spacefaring fox.

Nick breathes a heavy sigh. “Captain Foxtastic.”

Ray looks at Gozer’s castle. “We need to cross the streams again.”

Jillian replies, “No way. If we cross the streams, we’ll die… or get a really bad sunburn.”

“My team did it once, and we survived,” Ray says, “and it’s the only way to defeat Gozer.”

The group all look towards Gozer’s castle and aim their wands at it. Captain Foxtastic stands in front of the 2016 Ghostbusters headquarters, throwing cars and pieces of road at the group. Quickly, they shoot hot beams of light at Gozer’s castle, cross the streams, and suddenly in a bright flash of light everything around them explodes.

—

“…Nick??”

“Judy, where are you?”

“I’m here.”

The smoke clears up. In the middle of the rubble, they are laying down on the ground, covered in dust, holding hands. The two mammals hear a warping sound.

“What is that?”

“I don’t know, but it might be that.”

Nick points at a British police box slowly materialising near them. A big thud is heard once the blue box fully appears, its old looking wood makes it look like it’s always been there. A perfect disguise for something that obviously isn’t a police box. The doors open, and an unrecognisable person emerges.

“Nick, Judy, you need to help me!”

“Who are you?” Judy asks.

The blonde lady in the police box replies to Judy’s question. “I’m the Doctor.”

Chapter 12: Story Break - Quote from Shakespeare's Hamlet

Summary:

A quote from Shakespeare's Hamlet before we get into more chapters in Multitopia

"There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt in your philosophy" - (Shakespeare, Hamlet Act 1 Scene 5 166 - 167)

Chapter 13: Encanto

Summary:

Judy and company go to Bruno for answers.

Judy and Nick enter the police box, soon discovering that inside lies a yellow room with a console in the middle of it, pillars reaching towards the top of the console.

“Oh my… it’s bigger on the inside…” Judy says as she covers her mouth in awe.

“I’ve seen more impressive magic tricks,” Nick says as he holds his head in pain due to a headache.

In the room with them and the British lady named the Doctor is Deadpool, Miles Morales, Gwen Stacy, Morty Smith, Murphy and Mitzi. They look at Judy and Nick as if they have seen a ghost.

“So we can really time travel in this messed up dimension,” Miles says, “I had a feeling that we wouldn’t be able to with how different time periods are mashed into one here.”

“Good thing we can, because now we can change our present and their future,” the Doctor says as she fiddles with the console. “Now, let’s go into the vortex as we plan our next steps.”

“Hold up,” Nick says, “time travel? Changing your present? What is happening?”

“Oh…” Mitzi says, “should we tell them?”

“I think we should,” the Doctor says as she looks over at Judy and Nick. “You see, when we attacked the Death Star, we sent you two personally to fight Bellwether, but…”

“You both died,” Deadpool interrupts. “Yeah, we are going back in time, getting you two, and trying to make sure you don’t die again.”

Judy’s eyes widen, her heart pumping fast. The very thought of her death is scary, but there is a whole other level of fear of knowing when you are going to die. And Judy and Nick are going to die soon.

“Or just say it like that,” the Doctor says, “y’know, I’m starting to get really annoyed at you.” She touches a few buttons on her console, which lands the police box somewhere in the new world. “I just landed the TARDIS in the Encanto, there we will go into the Casita Madrigal and ask Bruno to see into the future.”

“But we already know the future,” Mitzi says.

“It could be different, now that we have interfered. And also, seeing it again will help us prepare.” The Doctor walks up to the door and opens it up to the beautiful, colourful village in Colombia.

As they walk past houses, villagers going about their daily lives while looking at the newcomers with curious eyes, the door into the big Casita Madrigal seems closer and closer. It seems they aren’t the only ones who come to Bruno for answers, as they notice a big line up of people from various different universes going into Bruno’s room.

A few minutes pass, and Judy decides to make conversation with Nick to pass the time.

“So… when this is all over, what do you want to do?” Judy asks.

“Go back to how things were.” Nick sheds some tears thinking back to the life he left behind. “The ZPD, ice cream, movie nights. Maybe we can even get some buddies from the ZPD to do a Dunrats & Dragons campaign. I've always wanted to write my own campaign but I never could find enough mammals to actually play it.”

Deadpool says, “That sorta reminds me of this Zootopia and Armello crossover I read once. Speaking of fanfics I read, I think the author of this fanfic wants to give The Fantastic Foxes of Zootopia by J_Shute a run for its money with the amount of fandoms included here.” Deadpool points in front of them. “Like literally, Barbie and Ken, and in front of them is the Mystery Inc. gang.”

Barbie turns around. Somehow in the big chatter around them, Barbie’s excellent plastic ears could hear Deadpool mention her and Ken. “What did you say?”

“Just talking about how you are better than Oppenheimer,” Deadpool replies.

Barbie looks at him weirdly before returning to her conversation with Ken.

Nick says to Judy, “What do you want to do when this is all over, Carrots?”

Suddenly, something about the area around him becomes intense. Judy looks at Nick, like if she is being controlled by demonic forces beyond Nick’s comprehension.

“I’m going to put a muzzle on you. I don’t trust a fox without a muzzle.”

Nick’s body shivers in fear. Fear in what his girlfriend said, fear in the unknown presence that he senses.

All that suddenly gets snapped out of existence. “Um… Nick… are you alright?”

Nick wipes the sweat off of his fur. “Yeah, I’m fine.”

An hour passes, and they are now standing in front of Bruno’s door. They enter the sandy tower, slowly making their way up the updated stairs and into the tunnel in which Bruno makes his visions.

“Uh, hello!” Bruno waves nervously, “come in, I’m guessing y’all wanna see your future… like everyone else.”

“Yes,” the Doctor says, “more specially, we want to prevent the deaths of the bunny and fox.”

“A rabbit in a plumber uniform, that is new,” Bruno says. “Even though I think I saw you at that weird party thing my family was invited to before it… exploded.”

“Actually, it's a Ghostbusters uniform,” Judy says, “though normally I would wear my police uniform. In fact, I’m the first rabbit on the ZPD, which is the police department in our city.”

“Neat.” Bruno makes his way into a dark, circular room with a bundle of sand on the floor. “Well, everyone, just sit in a circle, and we can begin.”

They all sit down in a circle. Bruno sets fire to a bundle of leaves, then takes a stick and carefully puts a little flame on four different circles of sand with leaves in them around the big bundle of leaves. The wind around them becomes slightly stronger, as Bruno gets into a more relaxed, mediated position.

“Everyone, hang on,” Bruno says as he holds hands with the two people beside him, Deadpool and the Doctor.

The sand around them turns green as it starts to swirl around them, forming a green dome over them. Bruno’s eyes glow green as he searches the future for answers. In front of them, green sand forms figures of Judy and Bellwether in a lightsaber duel, with Bellwether stabbing Judy, and in the last moment before she fully bleeds out Judy slices Bellwether’s head off.

“Okay, that’s better than what happened, but we need to prevent the Judy dying part,” the Doctor says.

“I’m looking…” Bruno tries his hardest to find a better outcome.

The sand forms another image. Bellwether fights a different person, a person who seems to be more a silhouette, and Judy and Nick preparing to jump in and fight the unexpecting Bellwether on top of a platform a little ways up, both holding lightsabers.

“Why do Judy and Nick seem to be Jedis in these visions?” the Doctor asks.

Deadpool replies, “Maybe Jedi training is something to look into?”

All the sand falls down onto the ground, and the green glow disappears except for a new shiny green tablet that shows the second vision Bruno gave.

Bruno hands the Doctor the vision, “I hope this is what you are looking for.”

“Yes, it is. No dead Judy and Nick. This is perfect.” The Doctor says. “Thanks so much, Bruno Madrigal.”

“No problem. Now I think I need a break from all these visions I have been making today,” Bruno says.

The TARDIS appears in Bruno’s vision room. “Well, funny you should say that,” the Doctor says, “we can give you a vacation through this funky little dimension if you care to join us.”

“I really shouldn’t stay too far from my family, but thanks for the offer,” Bruno says.

“You’re welcome. I hope to see you again in the future… or maybe the past,” the Doctor says.

“Ha, the past. You are funny,” Bruno says. He waves goodbye to the group before going downstairs to see his very magical family.

“Well then, off to the next place,” the Doctor says, with vision in hand, as she enters the TARDIS. The rest of the group follows her inside.

The TARDIS slowly disappears, leaving behind swirls of sand as it leaves for another location in the new world.

Chapter 14: A Normal Griswold Family Christmas

Summary:

Judy and company celebrate Christmas Eve with Griswold.

Meanwhile in Zootopia, a mouse is setting up for another busy day at her flower shop in Little Rodentia. Before she could open up the shop, the little mouse’s fur sticks out in fear. Moments later, she rises to the air, bones snapping at peculiar angles, then suddenly her eyes explode and her mangled corpse falls to the ground. Near her place of death is now a portal, a portal into a dark mirror dimension. A portal into the Upside Down.

*Doctor Who 13th Doctor’s theme song and intro plays*

Jodie Whittaker.

Ginnifer Goodwin.

Jason Bateman.

Ryan Reynolds.

Shameik Moore.

Hailee Steinfeld.

Featuring Chevy Chase and Randy Quaid.

-BBC’s Doctor Who-

Fanfic Producer: QuillPoutine.

Director: QuillPoutine.

A Normal Griswold Family Christmas, written by QuillPoutine.

*intro ends*
Deadpool turns on the radio, the song “Christmas Vacation” by Mavis Staples begins to play. On the TARDIS console, the Doctor tries to navigate the skies. In between the bumps and shakes of the TARDIS, Judy wonders what it must be like to be on the ground below and see a flying phone box in the sky.

“We are coming across a ship!” The Doctor yells.

“Is it one of the Empire’s?” Gwen asks.

“No, not exactly. A Ravager ship.” The Doctor presses a few buttons. “But I’m gonna pass them by going under them.”

“You’re going to do what?!?” Miles says.

“Go under them. Like I said.” The Doctor says as she goes under the ship.

The Ravager’s take notice, and they abduct the TARDIS, bringing it up into the ship. Yondu opens the doors into the TARDIS, amazed with what he sees before him.

“My my, it’s bigger on the inside,” Yondu laughs, “I’ve seen many creative ships in my day, but y’all take the cake. Now, what were you thinking about going under our ship?”

“We wanted to remain unseen,” the Doctor says, “I was unaware if you were a part of the Empire or not, and I didn’t want to take any chances.”

“We in the Empire? We are our own people,” Yondu says, “we work with no imperial force.”

“Okay, sorry, didn’t know that,” the Doctor says.

“So, where is it that you want to go?” Yondu asks.

“Just stopping at a place to rest and hide from the Empire for a bit,” the Doctor says.

“I think I know just the place. And if you need our help, call us.” Yondu gives the Doctor a piece of paper before leaving the TARDIS.

A few minutes pass, and the TARDIS gets thrown into a random location. The Doctor opens up the door, in front of her and the rest of the group is a bright house covered with Christmas lights. Next to the TARDIS is a camper, and around them is a neighbourhood filled with houses that look normal compared to the glowing one that lies before them.

“A house! Perhaps they will let us stay in it for a little?” Judy asks with a bit of optimism in her voice.

“We can try, let’s all go up to it,” the Doctor says.

The group travels through the white snow and makes their way to the front door. Judy knocks on the door, and eventually the door is opened by Clark Griswold.

“Hello sir, my name is Officer Judy Hopps, and me and my friends are looking for a place to stay for a few days.”

Clark looks at the group with a confused look. “Honey, these people want to stay at our house for a few days!”

Ellen Griswold comes to the door and looks at the strange collection of characters at her front door. “Um… yeah… sure. Why not? It’s Christmas.”

Judy says, “Oh thank you so much. You don’t know how much this means to us.”

As soon as they step foot inside the Griswold’s house, a dog named Snots quickly comes dashing towards Judy and Mitzi. Before the dog could eat the bunny and squirrel, Judy shoots Snots with a tranquiliser dart.

Eddie laughs a bit while drinking eggnog. “I ain’t ever expecting such a small bunny to attack my dog like that. You’re a funny one, what’s your name?”

“I’m Officer Judy Hopps.”

More laughs come from Eddie. “A bunny cop! Now that’s even more funny. Your universe must be real crazy.”

Mitzi yawns. “It’s getting pretty late. Where do we sleep?”

Clark says, “You animals can sleep outside away from the dog, and the rest of the adults can sleep… somewhere, I haven’t thought about that yet.”

Because this is the Griswold’s house and not their own, the furries didn’t put up a fight and went out to the yard to sleep on the snow which would eventually become a swimming pool once Clark’s Christmas bonus comes in.

——

Only a few days till Christmas, and Clark Griswold and his cousin Eddie drive into town to look for gifts for the people who decided to stay with them. They don’t know much about them, so they decide to shop for gifts based on their first impressions. The first place they shop at is Petsmart. It’ll be easy to shop for Judy and Murphy because it is normal for people to have cats and bunnies as pets, but squirrels and foxes are not very popular pets so Mitzi and Nick might not get any presents from Clark.

Clark picks up a bag of cat treats, and some toys for bunnies and cats, and goes to the cashier to pay for them.

After he paid for the toys and treats, Clark asks the cashier, “Do you have anything for foxes and squirrels?”

The cashier blinks. “Excuse me?”

“Squirrels and foxes. Do you have anything for them?”

“I’ll ask the manager, one second.”

Soon enough, the manager shows up and says, “So, you’re looking for stuff for foxes and squirrels?”

“Yes.”

“Sir, do you have a pet squirrel and fox?”

Eddie says, “In fact we do. They even asked to live with us.”

The manager looks at Eddie with a concerned look. “Asked?”

“Yes. There was even a bunny who shot my dog with a tranquilliser.”

“Oh my. Well- uh-“ the manager looks around, “I think the fox can have fun with the dog toys, and the squirrel will like those treats over there.”

——

After a long hour of shopping, Clark and Eddie managed to bring back some animal stuff for the furries, comic books for the superheroes (and anti-hero because that is what Deadpool technically is), a skateboard for the random teenager, and some tea for the British lady. Their car arrives at the house, the lights off due to the bright blue sky above them. Without causing too much attention, they sneak up into Clark’s bedroom to wrap the presents.

After the presents are wrapped, Eddie looks at them with pride. “I’m sure our guests will really love them.”

Clark nods his head. “I think so too.”

—

As a member of a family with 275 brothers and sisters, Judy’s childhood Christmas Eve dinners were always chaotic. But not as chaotic as what she just experienced. Dry turkey, a dead cat (not Murphy, but rather a pre-evolution cat that one of the Griswold’s kept as a pet), and a burnt up Christmas tree and presents now being wrapped with old newspapers. It all seems that hope is now lost, until a knock on the door. Clark opens up the door, and on the other side is a mail delivery person who hands him a letter. The Christmas Bonus.

“With the money inside this letter, I’m putting in a pool,” Clark announces to the big room of his excited family members and newcomers from different universes.

“Come on, open it,” Ellen encourages.

Clark opens up the letter, but once he reads it his smile turns upside down.

“What is it?” Ellen asks, “is it bigger than you expected?”

“No…” Clark laughs to hide the pain and disappointment, “I got enrolled in a jelly-of-the-month club.”

Eddie says, “It’s the gift that keeps on giving.”

Clark forces a smile and a few more laughs. “Ha, yeah sure. This Christmas is absolutely perfect. We even ate dinner with The Looney Tunes, truly the best Christmas ever. Nothing can make this worse. Y’know what, just a last minute gift idea, I would like my boss Frank right here, in my living room, with a big ribbon on his head. I wanna tell him what a ****************************** he is! Hallelujah, and Merry Christmas! Where’s the tylenol?”

While everyone goes back to the dining room, Eddie walks out to his RV and drives away.

—

Bellwether goes up to Darth Vader and Emperor Palpatine, with anger in every step.

“We can’t find them! We need to do something to find them!”

Emperor Palpatine rubs his wrinkly chin. “We can always send a bounty hunter to get them. Perhaps Boba Fett?”

Bellwether smirks. “Good idea. I’ll put a very big bounty on their heads, so big no one can refuse it.”

—

Now THIS is officially the craziest Christmas Judy has ever experienced, because standing in the living room with a bow on his head is Clark’s boss who Eddie just kidnapped. But after a chat, Frank changed his mind, but after the character development John Wick bursted through the door and fired his pistol towards Nick and Judy. As the two mammals avoided the bullets like The Matrix, police officers invaded the building and aimed their guns towards everyone. Even John Wick paused.

“Hands up, you are all under arrest for the kidnapping of Frank Shirley,” the police officer says.

“No need to panic, officer, I am a cop,” Judy says as she shows them her badge inside the pocket of her Ghostbusters uniform.

“What the heck?” The police officer says.

“You see, this is all a misunderstanding. Eddie kidnapped Frank because Clark got upset with his lack of a Christmas bonus,” Judy explains.

“Dude, you cut his Christmas bonus?” The police officer says, “Now that is just wrong. If I had a-”

“I changed my mind! I’ll give them a Christmas bonus this year,” Frank says.

Suddenly out of nowhere, the Kool-Aid Man smashes through the wall. He yells, “Oh yeah!”

“Okay, I think we should make our way back to the TARDIS,” the Doctor says.

“But wait!” Russel says, “we need to give you guys your presents.” He hands them a bunch of newspaper-wrapped gifts.

“Thanks so much,” Judy says, “I hope you all have a good Christmas.” As they leave, Judy asks the confused John Wick, “Sir, why did you try to kill us?”

“Some anonymous person put a big bounty on you and your fox buddy’s heads,” John Wick says.

Judy sighs. “That must be Bellwether. Do not kill us for the Empire.”

“I won’t. But be careful.” John Wick leaves the house and drives away in an expensive car.

Judy and company enter the TARDIS and leave behind the Griswolds. They put their presents on the corner of the TARDIS console room, to open them later when their Christmas comes around.

“Well,” the Doctor takes the TARDIS into a vortex, “where to next?”

“I dunno,” Eddie says, “but y’all got a nice house.”

Everyone looks at Eddie in shock.

“When did you get here?” the Doctor asks.

“Just ‘bout when that weird guy with the gun decided to hunt the fox and bunny,” Eddie says, “I sorta just walked out and decided to check out your little house, but turns out it’s quite big.”

“Well…” the Doctor says, “welcome to our little group. Wanna join us in saving the multiverse?”

Eddie shrugs. “Sure.”

Deadpool says to the reader, "Are we seriously going to end the chapter like this? What about that scene at the start of this chapter, with that mouse becoming a victim to Vecna from Stranger Things, are we just not going to acknowledge that? Well, maybe we will get more stuff about that in the next chapter, and maybe the chapter after that. I do hope so, and if not, I guess like I will have to write this fanfic again. Well, I guess we will just have to wait until the next chapter..."

Chapter 15: The Search for the Chug Jug

Summary:

The gang goes to the Lackadaisy speakeasy

As the TARDIS searches for a possible landing place in the never–ending time vortex, Judy and Nick attend their online Jedi course in their guest room, now wearing Jedi robes instead of their Ghostbusters uniforms. Because Bellwether put a big bounty on their hands, the rabbit and fox can’t safely attend in person Jedi classes in Coruscant without attracting a bounty hunter or two.

Judy turns off her purple lightsaber. “I think that is enough class for today. Let’s take a break.”

Following suit, Nick turns off his green lightsaber. “Sure. I can use a break. Learning the Force is so tiring.”

“I’ll get the movies. Be right back.” Judy exits the room, leaving Nick all alone.

Outside of the door, he can see shadows of small kits. They yell familiar mean phrases at Nick. They are the Junior Ranger Scouts from Nick’s childhood. Nick backs away, demonic forces crumbling onto him. He looks at the reflection on the TV, he is now a young kit wearing a Junior Ranger Scouts uniform with a metal cage on his face, fear in his emerald eyes.

The nightmare snaps away as quickly as Judy enters the room. “I got Last Christmas, the Doctor said that it’s supposed to be really good.” Judy sits next to Nick, she looks at his terrified, green eyes. “Hey… is something wrong?”

“Oh, uh, nothing. Was just having some bad thoughts.”

“Okay. If you need anything, just let me know. I’m always there for you.” Judy gives Nick a little hug before they start the movie.

As the movie begins, Judy gets a call. “It’s Bogo.” She answers. “Yes Chief… really?… in Little Rodentia? That’s unbelievable, they have the lowest crime rates in the entire city… that’s disgusting… I have no idea who could’ve done this… I’ll call you back when we are in the city so we can help you with that case… okay, bye.” Judy puts her phone in her pocket.

“What was that about?”

“Oh… someone killed another mammal in Little Rodentia.”

“Must’ve been Mr. Big.”

“No, it can’t be him. The murder was too disgusting, too vile, too obvious. Mr. Big wouldn’t do that and not get caught. He would be sneaky, hide the body in the woods or something. There is a reason why he isn’t arrested yet.”

“Yeah? And what’s stopping you from arresting him?”

“I’m the Godmother to his daughter’s child. And besides, he helped us a lot with the Night Howler case.”

Deadpool barges into their room. “Guys!!! The TARDIS is about to land!”

*a violin cover of the Doctor Who theme plays along with the 13th Doctor’s intro*

Jodie Whittaker.

Ginnifer Goodwin.

Jason Bateman.

Ryan Reynolds.

Shameik Moore.

Hailee Steinfeld.

Featuring Belsheber Rusape, Michael Kovach, and Lisa Reimold.

-BBC’s Doctor Who-

Fanfic Producer: QuillPoutine.

Director: QuillPoutine.

The Search for the Chug Jug, written by QuillPoutine.

*the intro stops*

The TARDIS is now in the middle of a huge underground bar with a huge dancefloor and a stage for the band to play on. It’s decorated with a rich 1920’s The Great Gatsby type aesthetic. The Lackadaisy speakeasy

“What is this place?” Judy asks.

“Lackadaisy. A perfect place to hide from people who want to kill you,” Deadpool says. “I called we were going to be here back in Chapter 3. Can’t you believe it? It’s almost like I’m a fortune teller, or maybe I’m the one writing this whole thing.”

“Ooo nice, a bar!” Eddie runs up to the bar and gets a couple of drinks.

Following Eddie, Judy, Nick, and Deadpool sit at the bar, along with Homer Simpson and Peter Griffin. The bartender is a rather tough looking orange cat named Viktor Vasko, also known as Vinegar, who seems rather annoyed at Peter and Homer.

“Hehe, more booze please,” Homer asks.

Vinegar sighs. “This is the 10th bottle you’ve had. Why don’t ‘cha go take a break, we are running out of booze.”

“Fine. Wine then,” Homer replies.

“We are runnin’ out of that too.”

Brian Griffin, Peter’s pet dog, sits on another bar stool. “You know, you can always get that trio to go out and get some more.”

“We aren’t expecting anymore.”

“Well, a little birdie told me that there are a bunch of cargo from the IO passing through, and it contains a delicacy found only in the Fortnite islands. Slurp Juice. Chug Jugs. Minis. You name it. Shield is the best stuff on the market.”

“Brian, who forced you to say that?” Peter Griffin asks.

Deadpool giggles a bit. “I’m sure it’s no one.”

“Yeah, it’s no one. I’m telling the truth,” Brian says, “I’ll be getting Rocky to form the gang, perhaps Nick and Judy from Zootopia can help us as well.”

“Maybe I can help too!” Peter suggests.

“Peter, we all know what happened the last time you helped gather booze for Lackadaisy,” Brian says.

—

Ivy starts up the car. “That went very smoothly!”

Rocky says, “Oh boy, I just want to look at our beautiful, glittering bottles of glorious bubbles.” He opens up the wooden box, seeing Peter Griffin inside alone with empty bottles.

“What’re you looking at?” Peter says to the shocked cats.

—

“We even have a Family Guy cutaway gag,” Deadpool sighs, “I hope this chapter doesn’t overuse them.”

Rocky, Freckle, and Ivy all meet up with Judy and Nick at the bar.

Brian introduces them. “Rocky, Freckle, Ivy, this is Judy Hopps and Nick Wilde. Judy and Nick, this is Rocky, Freckle, and Ivy.”

“Nice to meet you, you odd looking creatures.” Rocky extends his paw towards Nick and Judy.

Mitzi May (not to be confused with Murphy's squirrel friend Mitzi) walks to the bar. “You are already leaving? Who is going to entertain the guests?”

Brian says, “Don’t worry, there is another band.”

On the drums, Kim shouts, “WE ARE SEX BOB-OMB!!! ONE TWO THREE!!!” Then Kim Pine, Stephen Stills, and Scott Pilgrim launch into an epic song as the band Sex Bob-Omb.

—

Brian, Rocky, Ivy, Freckle, Judy, Nick, and Deadpool look over a few rocks and see an IO transport carrying many items from Fortnite, including Shields.

“Alright, here is the plan,” Brian says, “we…”

“Go in there and blow everything up!!!” Rocky says as he carries a dozen sticks of dynamite while running towards the IO transport.

“…or we just follow Rocky and improvise,” Brian sighs.

The group goes onto a part of the IO transport, grabs a few weapons like rare pump shotguns and legendary SCARs. They all attack the IO officers in the transport until they reach the Shields. Rocky takes the boxes of delicious Slurp and runs out of the transport and into the car.

“Great work! Now let’s get out of here before they get any further!” Rocky yells out.

Judy gets in the car along with everyone else. “Who?”

“Them!!!!” Rocky points towards Bellwether and a trio of Stormtroopers driving a golf cart towards them. The Stormtroopers start horribly missing their shots at the group.

“You won’t get away, Judy! I will kill you! I will kill you all!” Bellwether yells.

Rocky speeds the car away and into the busy streets of St. Louis. Putting many civilians in danger, the gang zooms past many cars with Bellwether very short on their tail.

Deadpool sees a truck carrying a bunch of manure.

“Hey, have y’all seen Back to the Future before?” Deadpool asks.

The rest of the group nod their heads in response depending if they have seen it or not. An overwhelming number of people have not seen it, with only Brian seeing the movie series before.

“Okay, here goes something epic!” Deadpool takes over driving, and successfully drives into the truck while also dodging it just in time so Bellwether can crash into it.

Bellwether’s golf cart is now covered in manure. She spits out the vial brown substance as she shouts out, “YOU WON’T GET AWAY FROM THIS, HOPPS!!! I WILL END YOU AND YOUR FOX BOYFRIEND!!!”

—

Homer chugs an entire Chug Jug, his shield being filled up in minutes. “Oh boy, that hits the spot!”

Marge says to Homer, “I think we should be leaving now.”

The Doctor says, “No, you and your family should stay down here until the threat of the Empire is defeated.”

“And when will that be?” Marge asks.

“I have no clue, but I’ll notify you when that will be,” the Doctor says.

The Doctor looks to Nick, Judy, Morty, Eddie, Murphy, Mitzi, Miles, Gwen, and Deadpool. “Gang, I think we should leave and prepare more for our attack on the Empire. To the TARDIS.”

The gang enters the TARDIS, saying goodbye to the Simpsons, Brian, Peter, and the Lackadaisy gang, though they don’t leave just yet due to the Lackadaisy being a pretty good hiding place.

As Bart waves goodbye to Murphy, he goes up to Peter and Brian. “Hey man, where is the rest of your family?”

Peter shrugs. “I dunno.”

—

Lois wakes up, her vision becoming clearer very slowly. Soon she recognizes a familiar face. “Stewie? What are you doing here?”

“Oh, hello Mother,” Stewie says. “You will be a part of a great cause. You will help me and the Empire take over the multiverse and then blow it all up.”

“What are you talking about, Stewie?” Lois asks. She tries to wiggle out, but her arms and legs are attached to something.

Bright white light seeks into the dark room. A sheep, Bellwether, walks into the scene. “Ugh, that stupid bunny and her stupid friends got away! They are in hiding!”

“Will you please be quiet, I’m trying to convert my family to the Dark Side,” Stewie says.

“You be careful what you say to me, I’M your superior,” Bellwether yells.

A voice comes from the shadows. “You said they were in hiding, right?”

Bellwether replies into the darkness. “Yes.”

“Who were they with?”

“I dunno. A few cats. I think they were from your universe. An orange one especially, I remember an orange one. And a dramatic one.”

Mordecai Heller steps out of the shadows, pistol in hand. “I know exactly where they are.”

Chapter 16: Blue Team

Summary:

Scott Pilgrim suggests to add a new hero to the team.

It is a peaceful morning in Lackadaisy, and Sex Bob-Omb is tuning their instruments in preparation for their next setlist. The Doctor is at the bar with Vinegar and Mitzi May, everyone else is sleeping in the TARDIS.

“So… when do you think this whole multiverse mess will be fixed up?” Mitzi May asks.

“I dunno,” the Doctor says, “hopefully, after we destroy the Death Star and defeat the Empire, I can work with Doctor Strange on a way to fix the multiverse. Or at least one of the Doctor Stranges, there are multiple of him now. There are multiple of everyone now.”

“You’re knowledgeable in this sorta stuff, have you felt with anything like this before?”

“Yeah… back when I was a man, my last face before this, I prevented something like this happening before. Thanks to the help of Batman, Gandalf, and Wyldstyle, we were able to stop Lord Vortech before he could do exactly what happened here, easily reversing everything. Then there was the Flux, but that was sorta different. Gosh, I miss them lot, Yaz, Dan, Graham.” The Doctor stares at the clock, slowly ticking away. “…y’know, I wonder… why did any of this happen in the first place? How did the Empire get the technology to pull off such an event that is practically impossible unless you were some sorta God.” She hears tiny sounds coming from outside the door. “We have company. In the TARDIS, now!!!”

*the 13th Doctor’s theme and intro begin to play*

Jodie Whittaker.

Ginnifer Goodwin.

Jason Bateman.

Ryan Reynolds.

Shameik Moore.

Hailee Steinfeld.

Featuring Steve Downes.

-BBC’s Doctor Who-

Fanfic Producer: QuillPoutine.

Director: QuillPoutine.

Blue Team, written by QuillPoutine.

*intro ends*

Mordecai Heller runs into the Lackadaisy, shooting at the Doctor. A bullet launches into her arm, which soon causes a yellow glow to appear from her hands. She suppresses this glow and runs into the door, locking the TARDIS once Mitzi May, Vinegar, and the members of Sex Bob-Omb enter.

“We need to escape, now,” the Doctor says as she presses buttons on the TARDIS console.

“Perhaps we need to actually defeat the Empire,” Scott Pilgrim says, “y’know, I think we need to talk to an expert fighter.”

“What are you going to say? You?”

“No, Master Chief. I mean, he has defeated countless bad guys, I’m sure he can help us. In fact, he is probably defeating some sorta bad guy as we speak.”

—

John-117 (also known as Master Chief), Linda-058, Kelly-087, and Frederic-104 are tasked with yet another military operation: defend Earth from the Goombas. The tiny mushrooms may look cute, but they are deadly, and so far they have wiped most of the inhabitants from the Halo universe. Earth hasn’t seen such devastation since the Covenant invasion in 2552.

On a hill above the destruction, a blue police box materialises out of nowhere, and out pops Judy Hopps, Nick Wilde, and the Doctor to greet Blue Team.

“Who are you?” Master Chief asks.

“My name is Judy Hopps, that is my partner Nick Wilde, and that is the Doctor,” Judy says, “I’m guessing you are Master Chief.”

“Indeed I am. Are you here to help with the interdimensional crisis?” Master Chief asks.

“We are to ask you for your help, your team can come with.” Judy enters the TARDIS.

“You expect all of us to fit in there?” Master Chief asks.

The Doctor says, “Just go in and see for yourself.”

Blue Team enters the TARDIS, amazed at the grand console room.

“Never in my whole life have I seen something so… interesting yet confusing. And I have been to many places.” Master Chief looks at the rest of the group. “How can we help?”

“Hi! I’m Scott Pilgrim, a huge fan by the way. Halo: Combat Evolved has to be my favourite game to play on my Xbox.”

Master Chief looks at the excited young adult. “What’s an Xbox?”

“Uh… it’s nothing important. Anyways, because you are such an expert fighter, we thought you could help us infiltrate the Death Star and then we can take down any bad guys, free the prisoners, and get out of there before it explodes.”

“Sure. So, we are all fighting on the station, or do some of you go and the others try to blow up the Death Star?”

The Doctor replies, “Princess Leia already has her squadron of pilots ready.”

“Great. Now, we need to get to the…”

Linda calls out, “Um, John, you’re going to want to see this.”

Blue Team goes outside of the TARDIS, out in the grey skies they can see a faint shadow of a finished Death Star.

Judy whispers, “Bellwether finished the Death Star… but how?”

—

Bellwether, along with a group of villains she hired for her cause, were huddled around a beat up Doctor Strange, who just used a Time Stone granted by King Magnifico to finish the entire Death Star.

“Thanks so much for making my wish of having the Time Stone come true, King Magnifico,” Bellwether says. “Now, you can go, you aren’t needed.”

“What do you mean? I thought this station was supposed to help track down Asha?” King Magnifico asks.

“Um, no. That was a lie. We are going to use it to blow up the new world,” Bellwether replies.

“No… you’re going to leave Rosas alone, right?”

Bellwether smiles at the king. “Everything goes. Even Rosas.”

King Magnifico’s staff glows green. “I will not allow this.” Suddenly King Magnifico gets trapped in his staff via a spell done by Maleficent.

“Stormtroopers, take him away into the storage room,” Bellwether orders.

A group of Stromtroopers take away the screaming staff down the hall and into a storage room somewhere on the station.

Bellwether, Bowser, Maleficent, Manny Heffley, Stewie Griffin, Mordecai Heller, Darth Vader, Emperor Palpatine, Lord Business, Vector, Elphaba, Duke Weaselton, O’Brien, Doctor Slone, and Lord Garmadon all look at the new world one last time before they all split up in preparation for their upcoming attack. Doctor Strange sits down on the ground, exhausted, tears dripping down his eyes as he thinks of what will happen to all of those innocent people.

—

Blue Team comes back into the TARDIS, carrying with them a bunch of Spartan armour and weapons for the people in the group who need them.

Peter Griffin puts on a set of blue Spartan armour. “Can I change the colours?”

“No. Let’s focus on the war ahead of us.” Master Chief gives Peter Griffin an energy sword.

The Doctor looks outside the TARDIS, she sees many familiar circular ships coming down onto the Earth. One landed somewhat near the TARDIS, and out comes an alien in robotic armour.

“WHERE IS THE DOCTOR?!?”

“THERE IS THE DOCTOR, OVER THERE ON THAT HILL!!!”

“EXTERMINATE THE DOCTOR!!!!”

“Daleks!” The Doctor runs into the TARDIS and immediately sends it to Yavin 4. “There are even more enemies attacking us. And especially with the Death Star being built, we need to leave now and meet up with Leia.”

Deadpool looks towards the audience and says, “After reading that, you are probably like ‘woah, we are finally getting the epic finale of this fanfic, I can’t wait to see what happens!’ Well, hold your horses buddy, because this finale will include basically everything that has been in the fic so far. So, we need a refresher, which is why we are going to have a recap next chapter. Don't worry, it'll be a fun recap, trust me. See you then, reader.”

Chapter 17: Cunk on Multitopia Episode 1: Where It All Begins

Summary:

The BBC makes a documentary about the events of Multitopia so far.

Philomena Cunk walks up a mountain overlooking the skyline of Zootopia. “Standing behind me is the reason we are all in this mess. Yes, that big disco ball in the sky, it’s all because of this city behind me. Join me as we take a look at what has happened with two of the most popular police officers in this city and what they have to do with everything, and answer the question: when are we going home?” Cunk opens her arms in a starfish form and yells, “This is Cunk on Multitopia!”

*Cunk on Multitopia theme plays*

Cunk walks down the streets of Savanna Central, with every mammal looking at her and the documentary crew weirdly.

“As you can see, this city is filled with non-human creatures known as furries, who take the form of animals in the real world but can walk and not behave like normal animals.” She takes out a script. “In fact, we have furries in the real world in the form of a fandom where people go to conventions while dressing up as animals. But the producers told me that there are a lot of misconceptions about the fandom, so in order to be sensitive I have to follow this script to the later.” Suddenly a big wind blows and Cunk lets go of the script, sending it flying over to the sidewalk where an elephant steps on it and gets it stuck to his paws.

“Oh… looks like I’ll have to wing this,” Cunk says, “so…”

(Note from the moderators of Archive of Our Own: this paragraph has been taken out due to either of the following: hate speech; misinformation; sexual references; and/or threats of violence.)

“Personally I think none of that was offensive at all, and I got all my information from 4Chan so you know it’s the real deal.”

Cunk and her team go into the ZPD. “Rumours have it that a rivalry between a bunny and a sheep caused the multiverse to become a mixed pile of Lego bricks. That bunny is no other than Officer Judy Hopps, the first rabbit to ever spread racism throughout the city of Zootopia, not to be confused with Zootropolis which is the British version of this city, which is actually included in this new world full of fake worlds but we won't go there in this episode. We are here to interview her boss, Chief Bogo.”

She sits down at Chief Bogo’s office, with a whole camera crew around them. “So, you have lived in Zootopia for most of your life, right?”

Chief Bogo replies. “All of it, yes.”

“So, tell me, how come no other rabbit has ever tried out for the ZPD until Judy?”

“Well, you see, due to their size and uh… lack of muscle compared to other mammals, they often don’t have the physical requirements for training and eventually tasks that you’ll have to do on the job.”

Cunk’s face is in total disbelief. “Did you just say rabbits are weak!? Isn’t that like, racist in your world?”

“Oh no… well uh… yes. But we don’t believe that anymore. Judy showed us that anyone can be anything. We even have a fox on the ZPD, that’s how much we have changed since Judy became a cop.”

“I don’t know how to feel about that. Seems a little wrong that you have carried out that practice for so many years without ever thinking about how exclusionary it would be.”

-

The interview is now over, and now Philomena Cunk is standing in front of the TundraTown fish docks. “Wanna know something even more messed up, in this society animals eat other animals, as evidenced by this fishing dock that looks like a very old building. Poor Nemo. But the reason why I’m standing here is to not talk about what is wrong with this society in particular, rather this is the last spot Judy and Nick were last spotted, and to make matters worse they brought some random child with them.” She walks inside the old building, where an arctic fox is getting a boat ready. “From what the person, or uh fox, told me who works here, is that they met many other cartoon characters in this very room. Rick and Morty… though Rick got killed by some Oscar Wilde person or something, Deadpool, and a few others I forgot the names of. But Morty took them to one of the islands of Hawaii through a portal, unfortunately no one on our production team has access to a portal so we have to use some old stupid boat to get there.”

-

Now Cunk and her team are on Kauai, and they are about to interview Nani in her house.

“So, how did your sister even end up in Zootopia in the first place?”

“Well, it all started when she wanted to search about animals… or something. So Jumba gave her some device to travel to a reality where animals talked, then the next day our island ended up right beside Ontario and some random teenaged girls… one of them was a red panda for a little while… came over here then a bunch of other people followed…” Nani starts to cry. “…then Lilo came back, and she went with them to save the world. I haven’t seen her and Stitch since.”

-

Now, after rather long travels, Cunk is standing in front of the rubble that once was the 2016 Ghostbusters Headquarters. “The pile of dismal bricks behind me was once one of the Ghostbusters headquarters. It was in this very building that Judy Hopps, Nick Wilde, that child, many other children, and a few other people I don’t care about fought against Gozer. Eventually Judy won, but that came with a price. The price that the Ghostbusters will have to pay later to the mayor of New York City. Fines for property damage. Other members of their group noted that they saw Nick and Judy enter a police box while escaping the rubble, which means this whole is about to get more British, which is very great for our viewers at home because everything will seem just a little bit more familiar, unless you are American.”

-

Cunk is now standing in front of the Griswold’s house, still covered in Christmas lights. “Our beloved Doctor took Judy and Nick to many corners of the multiverse, including this house where they terrified some poor family.”

Cunk and Clark are sitting in the living room.

“What is it like to live through the same Christmas every year? It must get a little bit boring.”

“What do you mean? This Christmas happens only once… and thank goodness for that.” Clark laughs a little bit.

“No, what I mean is that you live in a time loop. Me and my mate Paul watch your movie every year during Christmas because, according to him, it is a classic. And every year you and your family are living through the same events over and over again.”

Clark’s smile drops. “I was not aware of this.”

-

Cunk is now in the Rebel base on Yavin 4. “We are now at the final part of this episode, where all the good guys are going to fight the big one. The Galactic Empire from Star Wars. How exciting!”

Leia goes up to Cunk and says, “Oh, hi. The Doctor just informed me that they need someone who has expert fighting skills. We already have many people who meet those requirements… but the Doctor mentioned something about fencing.”

Cunk sighs. “Everyone who has done some sort of academic study on British writing should know what we are about to encounter. Shakespeare. Unfortunately no one on our production team speaks Shakespearean so we won’t be offering any translations, so everything from here on out won’t make any sense, which is expected with crossover fanfics like this.”

-

Cunk and her film crew enter the Denmark castle, with Hamlet and Laertes in their fencing gear.

“We are about to experience the Avengers: Endgame for people who actually enjoy English class, which is known to be the most boring class you can take in any school. In this scene, Hamlet is going to duel Laertes, but none of them know that Hamlet is going to die very soon.” Cunk goes up to Hamlet and says, “Hey, uh, you can deal with your uncle daddy stuff later. We need you to help us save the world.”

“O good day, green woman.” Hamlet says to Cunk.

“I’m not green, now come with me.”

“Thy green. Is it not so?”

Cunk sighs. “Call in the Beatles.”

Suddenly John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George Harrison, and Ringo Starr charge into the castle and together they drag Hamlet out. Hamlet yells out, “Adieu, adieu!!!”

Cunk looks to the camera, “Unfortunately, this is where the story ends for now. It would’ve ended soon for Hamlet too if we didn’t intervene, but now his madness will reign for however long until someone tries to poison him.” She points at Gertrude, “Speaking of which, do not drink that wine.” Philomena Cunk returns one more look into the camera, “Until the next episode, where we will be looking at the aftermath of the attack on the Empire, which will hopefully include all of us going back to the real world.”

Chapter 18: Hopps: A Multitopia Musical - Act 1

Summary:

The script for act 1 of Hopps: A Multitopia Musical. Music by QuillPoutine and Andy Lagopus.

13TH DOCTOR, JUDY, NICK, DEADPOOL, MASTER CHIEF, MORTY, HAMLET, MITZI MAY, MURPHY and MITZI are all in the TARDIS console room.

13TH DOCTOR. Alright, I’m just getting the TARDIS ready. We just need to try to keep our minds open. We might be able to pull this off.

JUDY. Yeah, let’s hope we don’t die.

13TH DOCTOR. That won’t happen. We got the mystery person from the vision, Hamlet, and you two are trained with the Force.

NICK. I feel like we should’ve practised our Jedi skills a little more.

13TH DOCTOR. Well, we don’t have time for that.

DEADPOOL. Has anyone noticed we are now on a stage, in front of people. Like, we just changed mediums, isn’t that weird?

13TH DOCTOR. Pretending this is all a fanfic or whatever is not going to make things easier, Deadpool.

DEADPOOL. But why the sudden change…

LEIA enters the TARDIS.

LEIA. Good news! I got two more people to join our cause. Alexander Hamilton and Lafayette!

LEIA gives NICK a Zune.

LEIA. Bad news. Eleven told me the reason you are being haunted by those memories. You are being hunted by some supernatural being named Vecna, but you can escape him if you listen to your favourite song, so here is Peter Quill’s Zune… good luck.

LEIA leaves.

DEADPOOL. Oh. That’s why. We are in a musical.

*music starts*

DEADPOOL. I feel a song coming on.

13TH DOCTOR.
How does a carrot farming
Girl with always the right timing
Dropped in middle of a lively
Spot in BunnyBurrow by a thriving fam of
Good successful farmers
Become a premiere police officer

MASTER CHIEF.
The show-stopper
Rabbit pauper with Stu her father
Got a lot farther by working a lot harder
By being a lot smarter
By being a self-starter, by age 8
Gideon Grey saw that she was a bother

NICK.
And every day while preds
Were being sniped from so far away
Across the bay, she struggled and kept her grades up
Inside, she was longing for a precinct to be a part of
The sister refused to cheat, steal, beat, or harm em.

MITZI.
Then a big case came
Chose bogo’s bargain
But then at the conference, her words put preds into pain
Put her badge onto the table, got a ticket to the train
From her work she would abstain, hiding away her pain

MURPHY.
Well, she turned herself around, got her partner back, she missed ‘im
Took down the prey supremacists, thrown in the prison system
Gave a speech at graduation, don’t forget we’re all the same
Yeah the world’s gonna know your name, what’s your name, hun?

JUDY.
Officer Judy Hopps
My name is Officer Judy Hopps
And there are bad guys that I haven’t caught
But just you wait, just you wait

MITZI MAY.
When she was 8 a bully struck, stupid fox, flea-ridden
Then years later, see judy at her school so driven
No rest, studyin’ all night long, the books thick

ALL.
And judy passed tests while her classmates all quit.

DEADPOOL.
Moved to an apartment, her neighbors were all the loudest guys
20 feet of space, nothing but a small bed inside
A job saying

ALL.
“Judy you gotta ticket these cars”

DEADPOOL.
She started workin’ to be the ZPD’s newest shining star

SCOTT PILGRIM.
There would’ve been nothin’ left to do
For someone less astute
She woulda’ been squished or destitute
Without a cent of restitution
Started workin’, searchin’ up the missing mammals notice board
Chasing crooks despite her rank and no idea what was in store
Hustlin’ for every clue she could get her paws on
Runnin’ with a fox, see her now as she stands in
The depths of a pit hearing bellwether sing
Zootopia you can be anything

ALL.
Zootopia, you can be anything

JUDY.
Just you wait

ALL.
Zootopia, you can be anything

JUDY.
Just you wait

ALL.
Zootopia, you can be anything

ALL.
In Zootopia

JUDY.
Just you wait!

ALL.
Officer Judy Hopps
We are waiting in the wings for you
Waiting in the wings for you
Will you ever back down, you ever learn to take your
Time?
Oh, Officer Judy Hopps
Officer Judy Hopps
Zootopia sings for you
Will they know what you overcame
Will they know you rewrote the game
The force will never be the same woah

13TH DOCTOR.
The train is in the station now, see if you can spot her

ALL.
Just you wait

DEADPOOL.
Another bunny girl coming up from the bottom

ALL.
Just you wait

MORTY.
Her enemies they drugged her friends
The officers forgot her

HAMLET.
Me, I dueled for her

MICKEY MOUSE enters the stage.

MICKEY MOUSE.
Me? I died for her

13TH DOCTOR.
Me? I trusted her

NICK.
Me? I loved her

BELLWETHER.
And me? I’m the damn fool that stabbed her

DEADPOOL. Thanks for spoiling the ending.

ALL.
There are bad guys that she hasn’t caught
But just you wait!

MORTY.
What’s your name, hun?

ALL.
Officer Judy Hopps!

MICKEY MOUSE and BELLWETHER leave the stage.

DEADPOOL. Gosh, this is going to be a long chapter.

13TH DOCTOR. All right, gang, let’s get out there and be really sneaky. We don’t want to get caught.

Everyone leaves the stage.

LEIA walks around a couple X-Wings. BENNY, BUDDY, JONESY, RAY STANTZ and DOROTHY are on the stage with her.

*music starts*

LEIA.
I don't want a lot for Life Day.
There is just one thing I need.
I don't care about the gifts.
Passing around with bundles of glee.
I just want to win this war.
More than you could ever know.
Make my hope come true.
All I want for Life Day is to defeat the Empire.

 

LEIA.
I don't want a lot for Life Day.
There is just one thing I need.
Don't care about the gifts.
Passing around with bundles of glee.
I don't need to hang up my blaster.
There upon the hanger.
Chewie won't make me happy.
With a feast on Life Day.

 

LEIA.
I just want this war to end.
More than you could ever know.
Make my wish come true.
All I want for Life Day is to defeat the Empire, baby.

 

BENNY.
Oh, I won't ask for much this Christmas.
I won't even wish for a SPACESHIP.
I'm just gonna keep on building.
Some X-Wings for the crew.
I won’t write a letter.
To the land of Denmark for the Lego Group.
I won't even fly away into.
Mars or even Jupiter.

 

RAY STANTZ.
'Cause I just want to go home tonight.
Holding on to this hope so tight.
What more can I do?
Oh baby, all I want for Christmas is to defeat the Empire, baby.

 

BUDDY.
Oh, the headlights are all so bright.
Buttons are everywhere.
The sound of the engine.
Roaring fills my ears.
And everyone is praying.
I can hear those people saying.
“God, won't you be the one to help us tonight.”
Gee, this reminds me of flying Santa’s sled!

DOROTHY.
Oh, I don't want a lot for Christmas.
This is all I'm hoping for.
I just wanna see my aunt and uncle.
All safe and sound in the right dimension.

JONESY.
Oh, I just want to save the multiverse again.
More than you could ever know.
Make my hope come true.
Oh baby, all I want for Christmas is to defeat the Empire.

Everyone exits the stage as STERLING ARCHER enters.

STERLING ARCHER.
You, baby.
All I wanted for Christmas was you, baby.
All I wanted for Christmas was you, robot lady.
All I wanted for Christmas was you, baby.
All I wanted for Christmas was you, robot lady.
All I wanted for Christmas was you, baby.

Phone buzzing is heard. STERLING ARCHER picks up his phone.

MALORY ARCHER. Where the Hell did you go, Archer?

STERLING ARCHER. Uh… nothing really. Just trying to kill Barry who is in the Death Star.

MALORY ARCHER. For goodness sake, Sterling. Please get back here, I need you to help us deal with some interdimensional crisis stuff!

STERLING ARCHER. Uh… mom… I think you are breaking up.

MALORY ARCHER. Don’t you DARE hang up on me!

STERLING ARCHER turns off his phone and puts it in his pocket. He aims his pistol around the stage.

STERLING ARCHER. If I were a jerk robot, where would I be?

JUDY, NICK, and the 13TH DOCTOR appear on stage with STERLING ARCHER. 13TH DOCTOR calls out to the rest of their group, who are off-stage.

13TH DOCTOR. The coast is clear. And we have a new ally.

STERLING ARCHER. Ally? When did I ever agree to this?

JUDY. Trust me, you’ll want to work with us. We are on the same team.

STERLING ARCHER. Okay, fine. The bad guys are over this way.

13TH DOCTOR, JUDY, NICK, and STERLING ARCHER walk off stage.

Chapter 19: Hopps: A Multitopia Musical - Intermission

Summary:

Now it's time to get up and do whatever you want to do before the show starts again.

Intermission - approximately 15 minutes (though it could vary for different shows)

Chapter 20: Hopps: A Multitopia Musical - Act 2

Summary:

The second act of Hopps: A Multitopia Musical

DEADPOOL, JUDY, NICK, HAMLET, PETER GRIFFIN, 13TH DOCTOR, and STERLING ARCHER are looking around a hallway.

DEADPOOL. That fight with those Stormtroopers we had while the audience wasn’t watching was absolutely incredible!

PETER GRIFFIN. We even got some of their weapons.

DEADPOOL looks closely at one of their blasters.

DEADPOOL. Wait… Mann Co.? Oh no, not Team Fortress 2.

GRAY MANN enters the stage, along with two of his ROBOTIC MERCENARIES.

GRAY MANN. Well, look what we have here. Trying to stop us, eh? Well, that isn’t going to work. Robot Mercenaries, fire them.

The ROBOT MERCENARIES run towards them.

STERLING ARCHER. Do as I say. Animals and British people continue on the way to that sheep person. Peter Griffin, join the others in saving the hostages. I’ll deal with the old man.

GRAY MANN. I’m looking forward to our fight.

STERLING ARCHER shoots at the ROBOT MERCENARIES as JUDY, NICK, HAMLET, 13TH DOCTOR, and PETER GRIFFIN exit the stage.

JUDY, NICK, HAMLET, and the 13TH DOCTOR are near BELLWETHER. HAMLET jumps out in front.

HAMLET. Corruption and madness in the infinite realms of Heaven and Earth shalt endeth at the tipeth of mine own blade.

BELLWETHER. Nice try, Romeo.

BELLWETHER pushes HAMLET away with the Force.

BELLWETHER. Come out, come out wherever you are, little bunny. I know you are here.

JUDY and NICK jump out, they engage in a lightsaber duel with BELLWETHER. Suddenly NICK freezes.

JUDY. Oh no! The music!

JUDY quickly puts headphones on NICK’s head.

JUDY, BELLWETHER, HAMLET, and the 13TH DOCTOR exit the stage as NICK stands alone, the stage illuminated red.

Sound cue: grandfather clock chimes.

NICK. My childhood wasn’t the best, but every year my mother would try her hardest to make Christmas a magical escape. Every Christmas morning, she would play Warren's Christmas album as we opened presents. Warren is my favourite band of all time, and this is my favourite song from them. Hopin’ Around the Christmas Tree.

Nick.
Hopin' around the Christmas tree.
At the Christmas party hop.
Mistletoe hung where you can see.
Everybunny tries to stop.
Hopin' around the Christmas tree.
Let the Christmas spirit ring.
Later we'll have some carrot cake.
And we'll do some caroling.
You will get a sentimental feeling when you hear.
Voices singing, let's be jolly.
Deck the halls with boughs of holly.
Hopin' around the Christmas tree.
Have a happy holiday.
Everyone prancin' merrily.
In the new old-fashioned way.

VECNA appears on stage and attacks NICK. Soon enough ELEVEN walks on stage and attacks VENCA, saving NICK.

Eleven.
You will get a sentimental feeling when you hear.
Voices singing, let's be jolly.
Deck the halls with boughs of holly.
Hoppin' around the Christmas tree.
Have a happy holiday.
Everyone prancin' merrily.
In the new old-fashioned way.

VECNA falls down to the ground, VECNA and ELEVEN leave the stage and JUDY and BELLWETHER enter. The lighting returns to normal. BELLWETHER slashes her lightsaber at NICK, killing him.

NICK. I am slain!

JUDY. No! Nick!

BELLWETHER. Now your little foxy is gone. Boo hoo.

JUDY. What is wrong with you?

BELLWETHER. What is wrong with you, Judy? I was trying to make Zootopia a perfect city for prey, and you went ahead and ruined it. When I try to perfect the multiverse, you try to stop me too. What is your deal?

JUDY. Your idea of perfection is destruction. Millions of people were hurt because of the Night Howler case. Now millions of people will die because of you.

BELLWETHER holds up a remote.

BELLWETHER. I can perfect the multiverse now if you want. Then you can join me and my crew in the perfect universe, a universe without predators.

JUDY swings at BELLWETHER’s arm, making her drop the remote.

BELLWETHER. Oh, now you’ve done it!

BELLWETHER stabs JUDY multiple times in the chest, JUDY falls to the ground with her paws covering her chest.

JUDY. Someone… hurt you. Didn’t they? That’s why you did the things you did?

BELLWETHER. Well, it was difficult being the only sheep in the neighbourhood. Many mammals bullied me, prey and predators, but I took it out on the predator because of my upbringing.

BELLWETHER’s face changes from angry to regretful.

BELLWETHER. I hurt many predators, and they did nothing wrong. Now… now the multiverse is going to get destroyed, just because I was frustrated at you. I wasn’t even mainly frustrated at Nick. It was you. I guess I was sorta jealous of you. You had a partner, people respected you. I never had any of those things.

JUDY. See? You can change now.

BELLWETHER. It began with me, now it ends with me. Judy, I know you are bleeding out and you won’t be here long, but while you are alive can do a favour for me?

JUDY. Sure.

BELLWETHER kneels down to JUDY.

BELLWETHER. Kill me.

JUDY slashes her lightsaber at BELLWETHER, both of them falling to the ground. The 13TH DOCTOR runs over to JUDY.

13TH DOCTOR. No! Judy!

13TH DOCTOR, DEADPOOL, SCOTT PILGRIM, MORTY, PETER GRIFFIN, MASTER CHIEF, MURPHY, MITZI, ELEVEN, HAMLET, STERLING ARCHER, HOMER SIMPSON, JONESY, BUDDY, EMMETT, WYLDSTYLE, BIANCA TORRE, ANDERSON COLEMAN, MEILIN LEE, RAY STANTZ, ROCKET, STAR-LORD, DOROTHY, MILES MORALES, GWEN STACY, TOBEY MAGUIRE, DOROTHY, TAMBERLANE, BELFRY, ROCKY, PIPER, FRECKLES, and COTTON are all seated at NICK and JUDY’s funeral. DEADPOOL walks up to the mic in between the two caskets.

DEADPOOL. Today we honour and celebrate the lives of two brave heroes who died too soon. They died while trying to save the multiverse, which they did because Bellwether and the Death Star are now destroyed, and all the hostages are free and some of the people Bellwether had recruited are now taking therapy so that they can change their ways. I wish the explosion of the Death Star was seen in this stage musical, but sadly we do not have the budget for that so we had to skip over that. Judy’s beloved niece, Cotton, has practised a song that she will sing in the memory of our honourable rabbit and fox. Please come up, Cotton.

DEADPOOL sits back on his seat as COTTON hops up to the mic.

COTTON.
Of all the money that e'er I had.
I have spent it in good company.
Oh and all the harm I've ever done.
Alas, it was to none but me.
And all I've done for want of wit.
To memory now I can't recall.
So fill to me the parting glass.
Good night and joy be to you all.
So fill to me the parting glass.
And drink a health whate'er befalls.
Then gently rise and softly call.
Good night and joy be to you all.
Of all the comrades that e'er I had.
They're sorry for my going away.
And all the sweethearts that e'er I had.
They would wish me one more day to stay.
But since it fell into my lot.
That I should rise and you should not.
I'll gently rise and softly call.
Good night and joy be to you all.
So fill to me the parting glass.
And drink a health whate'er befalls.
Then gently rise and softly call.
Good night and joy be to you all.
But since it fell into my lot.
That I should rise and you should not.
I'll gently rise and softly call.
Good night and joy be to you all.
So fill to me the parting glass.
And drink a health whate'er befalls.
Then gently rise and softly call.
Good night and joy be to you all.
Good night and joy be to you all.

COTTON sits back down at her seat.

The scene changes to Christmas Day at the Hopps’ Family Home. COTTON sits at the tree, looking sad at the presents she made for JUDY. BONNIE and STU sit down with her.

COTTON. Why did she have to die, Grandma???

BONNIE. Things happen. But just because we lose someone, doesn’t mean they are gone forever.

COTTON. What do you mean?

BONNIE. She is up there, in Heaven. Our lord and saviour Jesus Christ, the mammal who we celebrate every Christmas, died for our sins so we can live a happy eternal life after we die.

COTTON. Does that mean I can talk with her?

BONNIE. Yes, she can hear every prayer you send to her.

COTTON kneels down beside the Christmas tree in prayer position.

COTTON. Dear God, this prayer is for Judy. Hi Judy, I hope you are having fun celebrating Christmas with Nick and Jesus. I miss you, and I just want to wish you a Merry Christmas and to let you know that we will be okay. Amen.

*musical ends*

Chapter 21: Mini Chapter: Everything Is Fine

Summary:

Judy awakes in a new realm.

Meanwhile in a different realm…

Judy’s lavender eyes open to a white wall with green text that reads “Welcome! Everything is fine.” She looks down at her outfit, a casual outfit unlike the Jedi robe she remembers wearing.

Her rabbit ears pick up the sound of doors opening up, she turns to her left and she sees an older human man with grey hair, glasses, and a grey suit. He has a warm smile and a calm vibe. “Judy. Come on in.”

They both sit at a wooden desk in a rather simple looking office. “Hi Judy. I’m Michael. How are you today?”

“Oh, I’m excellent, thanks for asking. Though I am confused on how I got here, did you kidnap me? Where is Nick?”

“You, Judy Hopps, are dead. Your life on Earth… or whatever that new world is called… has ended, and your soul has moved onto the next phase of your existence in the universe. The afterlife. Nick also is dead, he has already settled in your house, I made sure you two were roommates.”

“Oh, okay. I have a question. How did I die?”

“Well, we usually remove the memories of gory or embarrassing deaths, and yours was pretty gory. Do you still want to know?”

Judy nods. “Yes.”

“Well, Bellwether stabbed you and you bled out, and in your final moments you sliced Bellwether’s head clean off. Well, not really clean, it was very bloody. It was your and Nick’s sacrifice that saved the multiverse. Now everyone knows peace.”

“Oh, well, at least I saved the world. My second question, is this Heaven or Hell?”

“Well, it’s not exactly like what you think. But yes, there is a Good Place and a Bad Place. You are in the Good Place.”

“Well, that’s a relief.”

“Sure is.” Michael stands up. “Want to take a tour of the town?”

“I’d love to.”

Judy exits her chair, and with the guidance of Michael she travels outside of the office and into her new home.

Chapter 22: The Welcoming Party

Summary:

Judy and Nick spend their first day in the afterlife, also known as the Good Place.

Notes:

Some dialogue came from the TV show The Good Place. All credit for this dialogue goes to the writers for The Good Place.

Judy walks down a peaceful, colourful town as Michael takes her on a tour down the cobblestone road. He explains every detail about the town and the afterlife as they go about their walk. “So, this is how it works. The Good Place is divided into distinct neighbourhoods that contain exactly 332 people in each one, and they are designed with the population in mind. We also make sure each person will get along so we can ensure a blissful, harmonic balance.”

“So, how come I ended up in this one?” Judy asks.

“Well, you are used to small towns and Nick seems to enjoy the small town lifestyle, so I knew you two were a perfect fit for this neighbourhood.”

Judy takes a look around her surroundings. Almost every shop was selling frozen yogurt.

“What’s up with all the frozen yogurt places?”

“Yeah. That’s the one thing we put in all the neighbourhoods. In most universes, people love frozen yogurt.” Michael looks at Judy, “You’re going to have a million more questions, I know. But right now, you better get a seat. The movie is about to begin.”

Judy walks over to a small field of grass, on it is all 332 residents. Rick Sanchez is there, along with Mickey Mouse, Ophelia, King Hamlet, Polonius, Anakin Skywalker, Panda Jenn, Chidi, Jason, Eleanor, and Tahani. After scanning all of the people and mammals, she spots a familiar fox with orange fur and a green Hawaiian shirt. She sits next to Nick Wilde.

Nick looks at Judy. “Finally, that Michael guy told me you were coming.”

“Yeah. Pretty weird we are dead, right?”

“Very. At least we helped save the multiverse.”

The screen in front of them shows Michael talking to the camera in a white room. “Hello, everyone! And welcome to your first day in the afterlife. You were all, simply put, good people or mammals. But how do we know that you were good? How are we sure?” The words “Good Vs. Bad, An Explanation” appear on screen next to Michael. “During your time in your universe, every one of your actions had a positive or a negative value, depending on how much good or bad that action put into your universe. Every sandwich you ate, every time you bought a magazine, every single thing you did had an effect that rippled out over time and ultimately created some amount of good or bad. You know how some people pull into the breakdown lane when there’s traffic? And they think to themselves, ‘ah, who cares? No one’s watching.’ We were watching. Surprise! Anyway, when your time in your universe has ended, we calculate the total value of your life using our perfectly accurate measuring system. Only the people with the very highest scores, the true cream of the crop, get to come here, to the Good Place. What happens to everyone else, you ask? Don’t worry about it. The point is, you are here because you lived one of the very best lives in your universe. And you won’t be alone, because your true soulmate is here too. That’s right! Soulmates are real. One of the other people in your neighbourhood is your actual soulmate, and you will spend eternity together.” Judy smiles at Nick, ready to start her eternal life with him. “So welcome to eternal happiness,” on-screen Michael says around a bunch of happy couples, “welcome to the Good Place. Sponsored by otters holding hands while they sleep. You know the way you feel when you see a picture of two otters holding hands? That’s how you’re gonna feel every day.” Everyone claps.

—

Judy walks with Michael across gorgeous green grass.

“So, is anyone else here that I know?” Judy asks.

“Not much. Only mammals from your universe who have died after the interdimensional crisis are here, as normally mammals from your universe would go to an afterlife designed specifically for your universe. Originally we were only meant for humans, but we have changed to allow other beings from different universes here as well. Not only is Nick here, but your true soulmate is here too.”

“My true soulmate is not Nick?”

“Nope, but she is still a fox. She is from a slightly different universe, but she is a furry just like you. I did arrange that you and Nick will live in the same house, but with two extra people too.”

“I’m sure I’ll manage. After all, I’m from a pretty big family.”

“I know, I read a lot about you Judy. Farm girl to big city cop, saviour of Zootopia. A true underdog story. You are an inspiration.” The two come up to a colourful three-story house that looks like it was built with a random selection of Lego bricks. “And here we are, you’re new home.”

“This is wonderful, thank you so much.”

“You’re very welcome. Why don’t you go inside and take a look around?”

Judy walks inside, no one seems to be home as it is very empty. The living room seems to be a smash between Judy’s childhood home and woodland-inspired furniture, with a record player and a collection of vinyls and an electric guitar plugged into a huge speaker in the corner.

Michael says, “As you can see, the interior has been decorated just how you, your soulmate, and your roommates would like it. And of course, your roommate Nick loves the band Warren so you have a record player and the only vinyls in the collection are from Warren, including the anniversary re-releases.”

“That’s great, I’m sure Nick will love it.”

“Oh, let me show you the video system.” Michael waves his hand, and out pops a holographic TV. “You can review everything that happened from your life in your point of view.” He clicks a button, and they show a clip of Judy at the press conference, where she explains that predators aren’t going savage because they are predators but rather because something bigger is happening and she didn’t know what it was at the time. “Here you are, telling the media to not write stories against predators because they aren’t going savage naturally. You had every opportunity to mess up here, but you didn’t because you are such a good mammal.”

In the kitchen, the sound of a kettle boiling rings throughout the first floor.

“Who is in the kitchen?” Judy asks.

“That must be your soulmate, she loves tea.”

Judy goes over to the kitchen to see a vixen fixing up a nice cup of tea. She has a very pretty pink dress on.

“Hello, my name is Officer Judy Hopps. Who may you be?”

The vixen takes a sip of tea before she says in a British accent, “My name is Maid Marian. I’m guessing you are my soulmate?”

“Yes ma’am, I am your soulmate.”

“That is absolutely wonderful to hear. I hope you are just as good as my lover back in the land of the living?”

“Well, if we were meant to be together, then I’m sure we’ll make a great couple.” Judy holds Marian’s paws, and suddenly she begins to blush underneath the grey fur of her face.

Michael says, “Well, this is getting romantic, I better leave you two be.” He leaves the house.

“Well, what was your universe like?”

“Oh, it was wonderful. Castles, valleys, churches, archery contests, you name it. What about you, Judy?”

“Well, I grew up in the countryside, but then I moved to the city and became a cop so I can make a difference. Ever since I was little, I’ve always wanted to help make the world a better place.”

“Wanting to help out the smaller folk. No wonder we were put together, you are already reminding me of my past lover.”

“Okay. But maybe we shouldn’t talk about our exes much. I got some real crazy stories from high school and the Police Academy that I don’t wanna get into right now.”

Marian sips her tea some more. “Now I’m even more intrigued. Perhaps we should talk about our exes?”

“I’ll save that topic for tomorrow, right now I just wanna get settled in.”

“That’s understandable. The others should be coming back soon.”

A familiar shadow is seen on the other side of the door.

“Nick!”

The happy bunny opens up the door, revealing Nick Wilde with a red panda who is holding a vinyl for Slipknot’s 2001 album Iowa.

“Hey, what is your name?” Judy asks the red panda.

“RETSUKO!!! I AM FINALLY DEAD AND FREE FROM MY JOB!!!”

–

With 275 siblings, Judy learnt how to sleep with noise in the background, but none of her siblings were into metal music so trying to sleep to Slipknot’s song “Left Behind” in the background is a new challenge. She gets out of bed and goes into Nick’s room, which only has Nick in it because Retsuko is downstairs jamming to her new Slipknot vinyl at max volume in the middle of the night.

Nick sees Judy enter the room. “Hey Judy, what’s up?”

“Nothing much, can’t sleep.” She sits down beside him. “I have a question.”

“What is it?”

“What did I say at the press conference? The one from the missing mammal case.”

“You said some pretty messed up stuff about predators, that’s what. I don’t like thinking about that.”

“Right. So, the memory from the TV wasn't of that press conference, but rather a version where I didn’t hurt you and other predators. With different versions of me in the multiverse, I think the Good Place got the wrong Judy Hopps. I don’t feel like I’m supposed to be here.”

“What are we supposed to do about it?”

“I don’t know, maybe there is a therapist here I can talk to.”

“I can come with you if you want.”

Judy smiles. “That’ll be great. I’ll see you in the morning.”

—

In the bright morning, Judy and Nick make their way to Chidi and Eleanor’s house. Michael mentioned that back in the land of the living, Chidi was a professor of moral philosophy which is a fancy way of saying he is the closest to a therapist Judy can find in the Good Place. Judy knocks on the door, and soon Chidi opens up.

“Oh hello there, who are you?” Chidi asks.

“I’m Officer Judy Hopps, and I’m seeking your help.”

“Sure, come on in and take a seat.”

Judy walks inside and takes a seat on a sofa. The living room looks very modern with clown paintings scattered throughout.

Chidi kneels down to Judy. “What do you need help with?”

“I think I was put here by mistake. With this whole multiverse thing, there are so many different versions of me, and they got the one who didn’t spread prejudice against predators in my city and I mixed up.”

Chidi points to Eleanor. “It’s so great that you came here, because we are discussing the same thing with Eleanor. Though she defrauded the elderly, which is a long way from being a racist.”

“What the fork!?!” Eleanor says, “So you're gonna go tell everyone now?”

“No, I thought she could join our discussion,” Chidi says.

“So… Can you help me?” Judy asks.

“I’ll try my best,” Chidi says. “Wanna join me and Eleanor for frozen yogurt?”

—

Judy, Nick, Chidi, and Eleanor are all eating some frozen yogurt outside one of the many frozen yogurt places in the Good Place.

“Y’know, Judy, you aren’t so bad,” Chidi says, “from what you shared, it seems you have grown from your past mistakes. Maybe the test to see if you’re truly good would be to confess to Michael, then you’ll be able to stay here forever.”

Eleanor adds in, “Are you going to suggest that to me too?”

“Yeah. If that’s what it is for her, it might be the same for you,” Chidi says.

Eleanor says, “Uh no. I’m not risking going to the Bad Place. And… what is the Bad Place even like?”

Chidi says, “We can ask Janet. You can ask her anything about the multiverse. Hey, Janet.”

Suddenly a human woman with brown hair and a purple dress appears beside them “Hi there, how may I help you?”

Before Eleanor can ask Janet a question, Judy jumps in and asks, “What is the Bad Place like?”

“Oh, sorry, that is the one topic I’m not allowed to tell you about,” Janet replies, “I can only play you a brief audio clip of what is happening there right now.” Suddenly Judy’s ears fill with sounds of screams and explosions and fire.

Eleanor says, “Well, that doesn’t sound awesome.”

—

Judy, Nick, Chidi, and Eleanor walk around a water fountain next to a big mansion.

Eleanor suggests, “Perhaps me and Judy should just lay low and hope that no one notices anything about all the bad stuff I’ve done and this rabbit’s past racism.”

“You shouldn’t be dishonest. You two need to come forward, it’s the good thing to do,” Chidi says. “I have a stomach ache, this is bad. I need to tell Michael about this.”

Michael walks up to the group with Tahani and her soulmate. “Tell Michael about what?”

“Oh hey, it’s Michael,” Eleanor says.

“Eleanor, Chidi, Judy, and Nick. I’d like you to meet Tahani and Jianyu. Jianyu is a Buddhist monk so he doesn’t speak at all,” Michael says, “they are soulmates and your neighbours. Judy and Nick, I’ll get you to meet your other next door neighbours later.”

“Hello,” Tahani says, “I just absolutely love your house, Eleanor. It reminds me of a house that a couple of college kids would rent out.”

“Um, Tahani, that is Judy and Nick’s house,” Michael says.

“Oh, sorry,” Tahani says, “I mean… your house is… pretty cute.”

“Thanks,” Eleanor says, “I love your mansion too. I love it so much that I wish I had it.”

“Perhaps we can all live in it together?” Judy asks.

“Oh no, sorry, that house is only for me and Jianyu,” Tahani replies.

Eleanor smiles in pain. “Of course it is.”

“But you can stay in it for a little while,” Tahani says, “me and Jianyu are hosting a welcome party tonight that the whole neighbourhood is invited to. I hope you lovely bunch can make it.”

Chidi says, “Of course we can.”

“Great. I’ll see you later. Bye!” Tahani and Jianyu leave and walk into their big castle-like mansion.

–

Judy, Maid Marian, Nick, and Retusko enter Tahani and Jianyu’s party, with everyone including them dressed in the most fancy of clothing. The whole mansion is decked out with glass chandeliers and plates of shrimp. Judy takes this opportunity to get to know her other neighbours, so she walks over to Rick Sanchez and Polonius.

“Hi Rick! I’m so glad that you are here!” Judy says.

Rick chugs a glass of wine. “Oh great, it’s you. I hope my *burp* grandson didn’t do anything forked up with you while I was dead.”

“Uh, no, he was actually a very good help with saving the multiverse from the Empire,” Judy replies.

“Was he now? I’m surprised,” Rick says, “uh, anyway, meet this piece of shirt who is my soulmate. I got Polonius from *burp* forking Hamlet.”

“It is I, father of Ophelia and Laertes,” Polonius says.

“Nobody gives a shirt,” Rick says.

“Well, I’ll leave you two to enjoy this party,” Judy says, “I need to meet more of my neighbours.”

“I’m not enjoying shirt!” Rick says before he dumps more wine into his system.

Judy hops over to Anakin Skywalker and Ophelia. “Why hello you two, what are your names?”

“I, Ophelia. This here is Skywalker, master of the stars and galaxies,” Ophelia says, “madness does not ever seek into him as did once lover of past.”

“My first name is Anakin,” Anakin Skywalker says, “I was a jedi back when I was alive.”

“I was something of a jedi myself,” Judy says.

“That’s wonderful, perhaps we can talk more about our past adventures as jedi?” Anakin suggests.

“I’d love to, but I need to meet more of my neighbours. Perhaps we can later?” Judy says.

“Sure thing. Bye for now,” Anakin says as Judy walks over to the next couple she can see.

Next she meets up with King Hamlet and Mickey Mouse, who are enjoying some shrimp.

“Oh boy! Judy!” Mickey hugs Judy, “I haven’t seen you since I died. You gotta meet my soulmate, he is the king of Denmark.”

“I holy ruler of Denmark, without stain of adultery or incest unlike whom had slain me with poison in ear,” King Hamlet says, “with being h're, I guess my son has avenged me well and God has given me the eternal award of Heaven.”

“Oh, sorry to hear about it, siblings can be such a pain sometimes,” Judy says. “Anyways, I should meet the rest of my neighbours. See you later, Mickey.”

“Bye bye!” Mickey laughs before talking more with his soulmate.

Panda Jenn stomps across the floor, and Judy walks over to meet up with her.

“Hey, what’s wrong?” Judy asks.

“Ugh, nothing. It’s just that I got some stupid Soundcloud rapper as a soulmate, and he acts all rude and demanding like every single celebrity and celebrity wanna-be I’ve ever met,” Jenn says.

“Let’s take a seat and calm down, okay?” Judy suggests.

Judy and Jenn sit on a sofa while sipping on some wine. After a moment, Jenn breathes and says, “This party is a lot. I’m looking forward to going home.”

“I’m not, I’m living with a metalhead,” Judy says, “I couldn’t sleep last night, all I heard was Slipknot.”

“Sorry you have a sucky soulmate too,” Jenn says.

“She’s not my soulmate, she is my friend’s soulmate,” Judy says, “my soulmate is nicer in comparison. What is your name?”

“Jenn. Panda Jenn,” Jenn says.

“My name is Officer Judy Hopps,” Judy replies.

“So you were a police officer, huh?”

“First rabbit on the force.”

The two furries hear a chime from a wine glass. They go over to a big ball room where Michael is giving a speech to everyone. Judy sees Eleanor and Chidi from across the room, Eleanor is eating way too much shrimp and drinking a lot of wine.

“You all know that I am the architect of this neighbourhood,” Michael says, “but what you don’t know is… Golly, I’m not supposed to tell you this, but this is actually the very first neighbourhood that I have ever designed. I have been an apprentice for over 200 years, and my boss has finally given me my first solo project.” Everyone claps. “Everything has been thought out, because you all deserve a perfect world due to all the good you have done in your respective universes. That’s it for me. Back to you, Tahani.” Michael walks away a bit, giving Tahani an opportunity to speak to her guests.

“Bravo, Michael, what a wonderful speech,” Tahani says as everyone claps. “And I would just like to quickly say if any of you would like to play tennis tonight, we have 36 regulation grass tennis courts. Such fun! Cheers.” Everyone claps.

–

The morning sun breaks into Judy’s window. She wakes to the sound of Ariana Grande’s song “Break Free.”

She rubs her eyes. “I’m guessing Nick’s soulmate decided to switch it up.”

The rabbit goes downstairs for a nice cup of coffee, only to see that no one is downstairs, and the Ariana Grande song is coming from outside. Judy opens up the door to hear the song being blasted from the storm clouds as confetti pours down from the sky, a gigantic lady bug crawls around the grass, and everyone is running around in blue and yellow striped pyjamas. Shrimp is flying away from a giant frog as it tries to eat them. Fake medicine rolls down the stone streets of the neighbourhood, about to crush a bunch of scared people who are running for their eternal lives. Plants are attacking each other. Giraffes are walking around the streets.

Michael runs up to Judy. “Emergency neighbourhood meeting right now! Please, you and your roommates need to come!”

Chapter 23: Flying and Falling

Summary:

The Good Place deals with the aftermath of the previous chapter

Notes:

Some dialogue from this chapter came from the TV show The Good Place. All credit for this dialogue goes to the screenwriters. Also special thanks to Vol for providing a sensitivity read for the flashback scene.

Deadpool looks at the reader. “Because this part of this fanfic is basically retelling the events of The Good Place, I will be providing the little recaps TV shows are known for. So let’s see here…” Deadpool goes onto a laptop and skims through Chapter 22 of Multitopia by QuillPoutine. “Judy dies, we all know that…. She is in a sapphic relationship with Maid Marian, I would love to see fan art of that… Nick Wilde is in love with Retsuko, gosh, I feel sorry for the WildeHopps shippers who thought this was a WildeHopps fic… apparently Heaven got the wrong Judy Hopps, multiverse stuff is confusing, I should know because I’m a character from the Marvel Comics… they go to Chidi for help… They go to Tahani’s party and meet a bunch of random ships… holy, who the heck writes all this stuff?... and then we take the ending from episode one of The Good Place where all the crazy stuff was done by Eleanor. But of course, we don’t know who made the giant shrimps fly, because this is told through Judy’s point of view.” Deadpool closes the laptop. “Now that the recap is done, let’s get back to your regularly scheduled, poorly written and weirdly confusing, fanfic.”

—

Everyone gathers around inside Tahani’s castle mansion. Michael is in the middle of the rest of the town, who are all wearing striped pyjamas.

“Everyone, gather around, please!” Michael claps to get everyone’s attention. “Obviously, there’s something wrong with this neighbourhood. We don’t know what it is, how long it will last, or what caused it. What do we know, Janet?”

Janet replies, “We know where it happened. Here.”

“Yes. Thank you, Janet.” Michael addresses the neighbourhood again, “The chaos happened here. See, that’s the trouble with these perfect systems. One little flaw can lead to… Well, it can lead to… Gary over there.”

They all look at Gary, whose head looks like a multicoloured, flat, stylistic painting.

“Hang in there, buddy.” Michael talks to Janet, “My armpits are leaking. What is that called again, Janet?”

Janet replies, “Sweat.”

“Right.” He jokes, “Still not used to being in a human body.” “How do I make this sweat go away?”

“Take a shower.”

“That’ll have to wait.”

Suddenly Tahani’s pyjamas turn into normal clothes. “Michael, look!”

Michael exclaims, “That is a good sign! That means this is almost over.”

Tahani replies, “Oh, such a relief. That was my first time as a fashion ‘don’t,’ and I did not care for it.”

–

Judy and Maid Marian are sitting by a pond, feeding ducks some bread.

“So…” Maid Marian starts, “wanna talk about your past lovers?”

“How come you wanna know so bad? I think we should just focus on our relationship now,” Judy says.

“Come on, you said you had crazy stories, let’s hear ‘em.”

“Fine… This one is one of my sadder stories. There was this one girl in junior year. She was a wolf, a volleyball player, way out of my league, and it ended after one date…”

–Flashback: Judy’s junior year of high school–

Viv, a wolf with grey fur and wearing a jersey with their school’s volleyball team on it, was eating some McBundol’s with Judy Hopps. Their school’s colours were green and yellow, Judy admired green most of all, and she loved it on Viv.

“So, what have you been reading about? You’re always into interesting books,” Viv says.

“A book on multiverse theory. It’s unlikely that something like that can actually exist, but it’s fun to think about all the possibilities that are out there.”

Viv chuckles. “I’m surprised it wasn’t anything to do with the police.”

“Speaking of which, I can see you as a police officer,” Judy says.

“Really? I think I wanna try to go pro in volleyball first. Y’know, play in college, go to the Otterlymics, and have many medals. Maybe police work can be something I can do when I retire. Perhaps I do all the boring paperwork stuff, while you go catch all the bad guys.”

“Sounds like a plan.”

The two mammals hold their furry paws tightly. As Judy is about to kiss Viv on the cheek, she senses incoming footsteps.

A group of boys, all prey animals, go up to the two young lovers. An otter says, “Check it out guys. A cross-species relationship, ew!”

A mouse squeaks, “And their both girls, double gross!”

A bunny looks at Judy and says, “Both homosexual and inter-species marriages are not yet legalised, so perhaps you two should get outta here before the cops come arrest ya’.”

Judy steps toward the group and says, “Cut it out, losers! You aren’t being very nice.”

The bunny mocks Judy, “‘You aren’t being very nice. I wanna be the cop but I wanna break the law too.’”

Judy curls her paw into a powerful ball and strikes the bunny on his nose, sending him flying onto a table and knocking out his two front teeth.

The otter looks at his bunny friend, then back at Judy. “Look what you did, you freak!”

Viv gets up and grabs Judy by the arm, “Let’s go.”

While waiting outside the restaurant for a ride, Viv whispers, “We should break up.”

“What? Why?”

“Because the world ain’t ready for couples like us.”

Judy’s eyebrows narrow toward her twitching nose as teardrops drip from her eyes. “You are going to break up with me just because of some jerks?”

“Not just them. I’m worried about our future careers. The world might be hesitant about a rabbit officer, but they might tighten the doors if they find out you are bi. Those mammals are just representations of how the world would treat us if we go public about this relationship.”

“But we already went on a public date, they found out, aren’t our future careers already in jeopardy?”

“They are just three kits, I’ll make sure to shut ‘em up before they spread any rumours. I can hit someone as hard as I do a volleyball, y’know.”

Judy wipes her tears away. “Alright. We can break up. But we can still be friends, right?”

“Of course. I would love to have bragging rights of knowing the bunny who’ll become the first rabbit on the ZPD.”

—Present day: The Good Place—

“Oh,” Maid Marian says, “sorry to hear about that. It must’ve been hard for you.”

“Yeah. I never attempted to date a woman after that day, though Zootopia did legalize same-sex marriage shortly before I entered the Police Academy.” Judy looks up at Maid Marian’s beautiful face. “That was, until I was paired up with you.”

—

Yet another meeting is taking place, only this time it is at the park located within the heart of the neighbourhood.

“Alright everyone, things have settled down,” Michael says to his neighbourhood. “Welcome to day two of orientation.” A screen materialises beside him and Janet, reading “Orientation Day 2.” “Now, today we’re gonna start with something that everyone has always wanted to do.” The screen shows a clip of blue skies and white fluffy clouds. “Flying.” Everyone claps. “Now that you’re dead, let’s live a little, right?”

During the clapping, Tahani steps up. “Uh, sorry. Michael… if I might? I was just thinking, earlier today in all the chaos, large swaths of this neighbourhood were destroyed. We thought some of us could volunteer to help clean up the debris. You know, it’s quite a fun way to band together as a community. Isn’t that right, Jianyu?”

Jianyu nods silently.

“Oh, yes, sorry. For those who don’t know, my soulmate, Jianyu here, is a Buddhist monk. He took a vow of silence, that he’s still observing, even here, in the afterlife. It’s truly inspiring.”

Everyone claps.

Michael says, “Well, Tahani, it’s not really your job to clean up, but I suppose there’s no harm if you really want to.”

Tahani exclaims, “Oh, well, hurrah! We need about 12 volunteers.”

Everyone raises their hands.

Judy’s expert rabbit ears pick up on a conversation between Eleanor and Chidi, with Eleanor in shock that everyone including Judy is passing up on flying to clean up debris.

Chidi raises his arm quickly and shouts, “Eleanor and I would love to help.”

—

Judy is on the streets with Nick, Retusko, Maid Marian, and Panda Jenn cleaning up some garbage. As they put patches of tin and rubble into bags, many people soar above them, including Rick who flies over to them.

“Ha! What a bunch of nerds!” Rick yells, “having fun picking up forking garbage, losers! Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub!” After a few quick laughs, he flies away from the group.

Judy sighs, “What a jerk.”

—

Judy hops over to Chidi. “Hello Chidi! How are you and Eleanor doing?”

“Great, actually,” Chidi replies, “I volunteered us to help clean up so she can learn to be a more caring person. Hopefully this will help secure her spot here in the Good Place.”

“About that…” Judy says, “any ideas on how to deal with my situation?”

Chidi rubs his chin a bit, “Can’t think of anything. You seem like a person who has grown from your mistakes. If it worries you, perhaps you can talk to Michael about it… just don’t mention anything about Eleanor.”

“Okay. Not too sure on the whole talking to Michael thing, he seems like a busy guy, but I’ll keep that in mind,” Judy says. “Thanks Chidi!” Judy hops away to collect more garbage.

“You’re welcome,” Chidi replies.

—

As Judy picks up some garbage near a frozen yogurt shop, she sees Michael going near a Pikachu with fear in his eyes.

“Whose Pikachu is that?” He points at the lonely Pokemon. “Guys, whose Pikachu is that?” He yells in a high-pitched voice, “WHOSE PIKACHU IS THAT!?” He speaks in a normal tone towards Tahani, “See, this is one of those glitches I was talking about.” He runs towards the Pikachu. “Nice try, Pikachu!!!” He kicks the Pikachu towards the sky.

The Pikachu yells, “PIKKAAA!!!” as it flies towards the sun, burning alive upon impact.

“Ha! That was a close one!” Michael hits the Griddy from Fortnite in celebration.

A woman walks down the street yelling, “Pikachu? Pikachu?” She sees Michael and walks up to him, “Hey, have you seen my Pokemon?”

Michael looks at the woman, then looks at the sky again.

Judy whispers, “What the…” Then she continues picking up garbage. This is probably not the best time to tell Michael about the multiversal mix-up. As Michael summons a new Pikachu for the lady, a random can fell onto the ground beside Judy. “Huh?” She picks up the can, the cold metal touching her fluffy paws as she examines the random piece of junk. More garbage falls to the ground, which prompts Judy to look up towards the sky, in which nature’s bright blue roof is replaced with a selfish grey storm clouds hurdling garbage towards The Good Place.

Tahani screams, “It’s raining garbage! Run!!!”

Judy quickly runs away towards her house. As she dodges obstacles like a pro, she notices her soulmate and roommates.

“Everyone!!! We need to go home now!” Judy yells as she joins in with her squad. They run in with the rush of people trying to find shelter, eventually making it to their colourful house standing as a beacon of hope in all this madness.

—

“Kool-Aid” by Bring Me The Horizon blasts from loudspeakers as the household of furries eat their dinner. Judy picks at her salad as she tries to handle the bass coming from a new metal song that shakes the entire house as if a rave is happening outside. Her purple eyes look at the door, which a tiny slip of paper slides through. She goes up to the note and reads it:

“You are one of the few who don’t belong here.”

Judy’s paws hold her mouth in disbelief as she puts the note in her pocket.

Nick calls out, “Carrots, everything all right?”

“Uh, yeah,” she walks back to the dinner table, “everything is just fine.”

Chapter 24: After a Five Month Hiatus...

Summary:

Deadpool wakes up to find that Multitopia hasn't been updated in five months.

After snoring and sleeping for about five months, Deadpool jolts up and is all awake.
“Oh crap, did this fanfic not update in five months? Wow, that was long, but in fanfic time that is basically a week so it’s nothing too bad.” He opens up his laptop, littered with stickers featuring Gojo from Jujutsu Kaisen, and loads up Multitopia by QuillPoutine on AO3.

“Alright, let’s see what we got here for a recap… there is me doing the last chapter’s recap… that whole meeting with Tahani’s castle mansion thing… gosh, this is so predictable if you actually watched The Good Place…”

Suddenly Deadpool’s phone rings. “Ugh, just let me take this real quick.” He taps the answer button and puts the phone close to where his ear would be visible if he wasn’t covering his attractive face with a mask right now. “Hello… oh Bonnie Hopps, how is it going, is our Kardashians binge still on?... No? You had to cancel because of a family emergency, lame… Wait, you want me to babysit your children? Can’t they just take care of themselves?... Sorry, I really can’t, I have an obligation to read this trashy fanfic, you should try asking Wolverine. Bye babe.” Deadpool then throws his phone into a pool where the shark from Jaws eats it.

“Sorry about that, now let’s get back to this recap. Where were we? Oh yeah, Judy Hopps’ past experience with homophobia and furry racism… Everyone is flying except for the people who are picking up garbage… trash storm… that note Eleaner got at the end of episode two but this time Judy Hopps has it now too. Well, that’s what I call-” Deadpool gets interrupted by a Discord notification on his laptop. “Oh, hold on, my Discord kitten just messaged me, this is important.”

Deadpool’s private DM conversation with Wallace Wells on Discord:

LucasLeeFan Today at 10:20 AM
Hey babe, can we talk?

PinkiePie69420 Today at 10:20 AM
Sure. VA or just text?

LucasLeeFan Today at 10:21 AM
I was actually thinking irl. I got a really cool idea.

PinkiePie69420 Today at 10:22 AM
Is this gonna take long??? I kinda need to read a fanfic, yk.

LucasLeeFan Today at 10:22 AM
I understand, but this is important. It can benefit us lots… and give you lots of money so you can keep giving me nitro.

PinkiePie69420 Today at 10:25 AM
Ok. Meet me at the Hopps’ house, apparently they wanted me to babysit their children.

LucasLeeFan Today at 10:25 AM
You babysitting? Lol.

—

“It’ll be a while until we get back to The Good Place, but this is regarding my Discord kitten so I’m sure you can understand that this is very important to me. In fact, I neglect all my friends for my Discord kitten, especially everyone involved in the X-Men. Now, where did I leave my phone…” Deadpool looks at the shark from Jaws and takes out his twin katanas. “Okay kids, because this fanfic is labelled as general audience on AO3, we need to skip this part and go straight to the part where I go to the house of the Hopps family.”

—Time skip!---

Deadpool arrives in the green and never-ending countryside of Bunnyburrow, full of pastel pink houses surrounded by giant hills with trees scattered about. Every house is a long way from each other, as every family needs space for some farming. Or as Deadpool is going to find out, enough space for a growing family of numerous rabbit children.
Bonnie walks up to greet Deadpool. “Thank you ever so much Wade, I don’t think I could find someone else. Everyone is so busy, and that Wolverine guy you mentioned was very grumpy.”

“Yeah, Logan can be like that sometimes,” Deadpool says, “anyways, anything I should be aware of? Bedtimes, diets, are they into TikTok brain rot?”

“Well, I don’t know what that TikTok is, but they are all into this thing called Skibkitty Toilet,” Bonnie replies.

Deadpool groans. “That’s basically TikTok brain rot but furry. I hope you aren’t gone for long.”

“Oh, it should only take a couple days. We’re just visiting some family. Y’know, sorting out some stuff regarding Judy’s death and all. It’s been hard on all of us. Just go easy on the kids regarding that stuff, especially Cotton who is visiting us as we are visiting her side of the family. Her parents want her out of the house as talking about Judy can upset her a lot.”

“Roger that.”

“Another thing, your boyfriend is here. He arrived here about an hour ago, said something about helping out with the kids.”

“Oh, Wallace Wells, he is my Discord kitten. Basically like my sugar baby, but instead of money I give him nitro. You probably heard of him, he is Scott Pilgrim’s cool gay roommate, and Scott was at Judy’s funeral.”

“His name kinda rings a bell. Anyways, I should get going. Good luck, Wade!” Bonnie joins her husband Stu in their old truck, which soon takes off into the mountain landscapes beyond.

“Time to have some adventures in babysitting.” Deadpool enters the colourful house, only to find it in complete chaos. Kids are all around Wallace, running around and screaming and throwing toilet paper around like a war zone. Wallace is locked onto a computer, working on some kinda presentation.

“Oh thank goodness, you are here, I got something to show you,” Wallace says.

“This better be important, I paused this fanfic’s story to be here.”

“It’s going to be important! Look at this screen.”
On the screen is a title screen to Wallace’s Powerpoint presentation, titled “How To Get Rice by Wallace Wells.” On the next slide is a picture of Marion Zimmer Bradley, with words that read “Marion Zimmer Bradley fanfiction controversy.”

“Marion Zimmer Bradley? You mean that mediocre science fiction author who…”

“Yeah, her. But this controversy is about how someone’s fanfiction paused production on one of her books due to it being similar or whatever. There are stories that the fanfic writer sued her, but that’s probably just online talk. But this is why Disney doesn’t let their employee’s read fanfics, so something like this doesn’t happen to them.”

“Okay… next slide.”

Wallace clicks the next slide, showing the Deadpool & Wolverine poster with a bunch of money emojis.

“So my idea is that, using clues from the trailers, we make our own version of Deadpool & Wolverine before the movie comes out. Then we sue Disney, saying that they stole the storyline of our fanfic, then we become rich.”

“Cool idea, but it isn’t going to work. One, the movie is already made, so it’s more like we are copying Ryan Reynolds. Two, we are messing with intellectual property from one of the biggest monopolies in the world, so Disney will sue us harder than J. K. Rowling and Anne Rice have ever sued any fan writer ever. If there’s anything J. K. Rowling hates more than trans people, it’s Drarry shippers.”

“Actually, I looked into that whole thing about her in the future, she seems to hate trans people more than Drarry shippers,” Wallace corrects.

“My point still stands. This plan won’t work unless we make the film way before Deadpool & Wolverine was even thought about.”

“Well, you have a time machine, don’t you?”

“What?”

“Yeah, at the end of Deadpool 2, you have this time machine.”

“You watch superhero movies?”

“Yes, but mainly for the hot men.”

Deadpool screams out, “Motherf*****!” All the kits stop screaming and look at Deadpool. “Don’t tell your mother I said that!”

Wallace says, “So… the plan is a go?”

“Yes, we start planning after I make 275 bowls of Kraft Dinner while you distract them with LankyBox.” Deadpool then makes his way into the kitchen, where he puts on Bonnie’s apron.

–-Another time skip!!!---

With the kits all distracted by the most sensory overload video by the YouTuber duo LankyBox, Deadpool and Wallace start their epic plan.

“Okay, so which year are we going to?” Wallace asks.

“I don’t… oh wait! The TVA is involved in Deadpool & Wolverine so we need to cause some kinda disturbance in time. We need to go back in time to September 11th, 2001.”

“But that’s…”

“Put it on the board, Wallace.”

Wallace grabs a piece of paper and writes down the date.

“Alright, so we got a good list of characters, right?”

“Using Funko Pops, fan theories, and the trailers themselves, I have a pretty good idea and we can just kidnap some people from the X-Men film universe and Earth-616.”
Wallace goes on the computer and searches up some stuff. “I found some of those Funko Pop things you mentioned. What is Dogpool and Kidpool? Babypool? Headpool? These are weird.”

“I’m sure we can find a dog for that and…”

Cotton tugs on Deadpool. “Hey sir, what are you doing perchance?”

“Just planning something. How would you like to be a part of it?”

“Sure!” Cotton says as she jumps up and down in glee.

Deadpool looks at Wallace. “We found our Kidpool!”

“Ok. I’ll just look at the fan theories and expand our list of people we need to kidnap.”

–Time skip!!! Sorry for all the time skips, but this one was kinda needed because I don’t want to spoil our super awesome plan!---

Deadpool goes around all of the beds the kits are sleeping in, tucking them in at a very fast speed that he might give Quicksilver a run for his money. Actually, not that fast, even Deadpool has his limits.

Molly whispers, “Hey Mr. Pool, can you please read us a story perchance?”

“Um, let’s see here,” Deadpool searches his pockets and pulls out his phone. He goes onto AO3 and reads Someone Special in Zootopia by Voleitor. “Zootopia is a fairly calm place, especially since Judy Hopps joined the ZPD…” Of course, I won’t type the whole fanfic, all you need to know is that the kits started sleeping once Deadpool got to Chapter 10.
With all of those kits asleep, Deadpool now has to worry about Cotton, who is sleeping in the guest room. She is all snug in her bed, but still awake.

“Are you going to read a story?” Cotton asks.

“Sure, if you want,” Deadpool replies, “any requests?”

“Maybe one about Judy?”

“I can do that.” Wait, this might be a good opportunity to go back to the original storyline. But it seems like QuillPoutine hasn’t written another chapter, so Deadpool will have to write it himself. “Okay, this is a story happening right now in another realm Judy is in, so she is still alive kinda.”

“Still alive? As in heaven? I wanna hear this story.”

“Okay, let me tell you exactly what is happening.”

“How do you know what is happening?”

“Because I’m like Mr. O’Hare from The Lorax. I got eyes everywhere. Now, let’s get on with this story.”

—The Good Place—

Alright, so basically we open in Eleanor and Chidi’s house where they and Judy are learning about ethics and stuff. Honestly, this would be super duper boring if that was exactly like the show so I’m gonna use my reality-bending powers of simply writing words to make things AWESOME!!!!!

“Okay you two, we are going to yap about all this philosopher stuff. So essentially we just gotta act all kind and give people gifts and then become good people. That way you can find a way into heaven, even if you almost caused a gen…” Oh wait, I just remembered who I’m reading this to. Sorry I almost said your aunt caused a genocide, Cotton.

“This is boring! Who left Aristotle in charge of ethics?” Eleanor complains.

“Plato!” Chidi points at the board explaining how Plato is.

“Oh, that banana guy? From Fortnite?” Eleanor asks. I know it doesn’t make sense for Eleanor to know the Peelosopher Bananocrates skin because it came out in 2024 and The Good Place season one came out in 2016, but I wanted to make that joke because I could.

Tahani opens the door and says, “Oh why hello peasants, I brought you all a nice plant because I love you all very much.”

Judy hops over to Tahani and says, “Thanks so much for this gift. Reminds me of home, my family grew lots of flowers for fun every summer.”

“I’m glad. See you all later!” Tahani waves to everyone and leaves.

“Ugh, I can’t stand her. She just puts dirt in a pot and thinks she's all that because she gives it to someone?” Eleanor complains.

“Y’know Eleanor, you need to be more like Judy and be more appreciative of gifts.”

—
Oh yeah!!! Time skip!!! Next morning, Judy is walking with her girlfriend Maid Marian when they pass Tahani and Eleanor.

“Hi Eleanor! Hi Tahani!” Judy says, “what are you up to?”

“Oh, just to do some good in the community,” Tahani says, “care to join us?”

“I’d love to, what about you Marian?”

“Sure, I think it’ll be lovely,” Maid Marian says.

As the four women are walking along a bridge, we are going to take it back a little bit and explore a bit of Judy’s past.

–Back when Judy was a teenager–

Let’s set the scene. 2008, Bunnyburrow High, Judy is driving her dad’s truck outta there with her boyfriend in the passenger seat. He is a tiny mouse named Fred with an annoyingly squeaking voice.

“So Fred, where are we going?” Judy says, “my dad said I have to be home by 9 so I hope this is quick.”

“Oh, it’ll be quick, don’t ya worry,” Fred says, “we just need to drive to the Zootopian Royal Bank.”

After driving along the highway, they soon find themselves in the heart of Zootopia. I won’t describe it much, I’m sure you remember what downtown looks like from the film, but if you need a refresher it’s basically like if the whole of New York City was a furry convention. Judy parks in front of the golden entrance of the Zootopian Royal Bank.

Beside Judy, Fred puts on a mask and loads up a pistol.

“FRED!!! What are you doing?!?!” Judy screams.

Fred points the pistol at her. “You snitch, you’ll be sorry. When I get back, just drive home as fast as you can.”

Fred leaves the truck and goes into the bank. As Judy waits for him, resisting every urge to call the ZPD, she hears gunshots and screams. The bell rings, and Fred’s tiny body is holding many big overflowing bags of cash. Once in the truck with the cash, Judy presses the gas pedal and speeds through the busy streets. Soon enough the ZPD starts to follow them, and Judy tries to lose them by going through different streets. But the ZPD are still on their tails (ah, get it, tails), and now they are shooting at… Oh… Okay maybe I should skip this part for Cotton’s sake. Even if it was an awesome chase scene. All you need to know is that Judy arrives home and tries to hide this from every single person ever. Luckily the ZPD never found out, and since then Judy has been more careful with who she dates.

–Back to the present in The Good Place–

In a huge castle, Judy, Tahani, Maid Marian, and Eleanor are talking to one of the craziest ships in this entire fic so far… Rick Sanchez and Polonius. Seriously, who on Earth writes this stuff? Well, I guess I'll write it now.

“Ugh, what the fork do y’all want?” Rick asks.

“Let's heareth what they'll sayeth, dear lov'r,” Polonius says.

Tahani coughs before saying, “We were wondering if you needed any help around here?”

“Here’s how you can get help me, get out of my *burp* forking face!” Rick waves them all away.

Tahani whispers, “My, how rude.”

–Tahani’s mansion castle–

Tahani pours some tea for her friends. “Thanks so much girls for the help, please enjoy this tea.” She looks at her soulmate and asks, “Jianyu, would you like some tea?” Jianyu nods and walks away. “Ok, anyways, I’ll be upstairs beginning my skin care routine if any of y’all need me.” Tahani boops Judy’s bunny nose as she leaves.

“Okay, now that she is gone, any of y’all think she is hiding something?” Eleanor asks.

“No, not at all,” Maid Marian says.

“Why would you accuse her of such?” Judy asks.

“Because she gave me this,” Eleanor holds up the note she got a couple days before.

“Wait, I got that too.”

“That makes sense. Let’s look for her diary, I’m sure she has one around somewhere.”

Let’s make this easier for everyone and just drop Tahani’s diary in the middle of the room.

Judy holds it up. “I found it!”

“Great! I’ll read it tonight and I’ll let you know what it says.”

—

Judy is doing some gardening as she notices Eleanor walking to Tahani’s huge castle mansion carrying her diary.

“Hey Eleanor! Did you read that book?”

“No. Chidi explained to me how it was the wrong thing to do, so to start being a better person I am returning what I stole. Also those notes we got, we gave ourselves as we manifested those into existence. Y’know, worrying about how we don’t belong here and such.”

“Huh, that does make sense. Good on you for doing the right thing.” Judy gives Eleanor a high-five. “Say, wanna get some fro-yo later?”

“Sure thing, girlfriend.” Eleanor continues her walk to Tahani’s house, and I’m trying my best to not fall asleep. Where are the explosions!?!

—

As you might’ve guessed, Eleanor and Judy are enjoying some frozen yogurt as Tahani, Michael, and Janet come up to them.

“Hey Eleanor, so Michael here wants a new assistant. Well, because I’m busy with Jianyu, I recommended you for the job.”

Michael sits next to Eleanor, “So will you help me find out what’s wrong with this neighbourhood and help me fix it?”

Eleanor says, “Sure thing.”

“Great, I’ll see you soon.”

They leave as Judy and Eleanor are still sitting down and enjoying their frozen yogurt.

“Oh no…”

“Don’t worry about it,” Judy reassures, “he won’t find out about either you or me.”

gh, this is getting way too close to the original show. Let’s just… change how you find the second note. So someone throws the note at Judy.

Judy picks it up and reads it. “We have to talk. Meet me tonight. Town square.”

—

It is now tonight, in the town square. As they walk around the corner, they see Jianyu walk out of a building.

“Eleanor, Judy, I have been waiting for you,” Jianyu says.

Judy says, “um, excuse me sir, but aren’t you supposed to be mute?”

“Neither of us belong here, I’ll explain everything shortly. But first, do any of you want to play GTA 5 with me?”

Eleanor and Judy both scream, “WHAT?!?”

–End of story–

Deadpool puts his phone away and says, “How’s that for a story about Judy?”
Cotton snores.

“Well, that was easy.” He leaves the guest room and continues down stairs to meet up with Wallace. “Now let’s continue planning out our version of Deadpool & Wolverine!”

Series this work belongs to:

• Part 2 of The Zootopia Fanfiction Literarily Multiverse