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Escape From Malfoy Manor

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Mses. Bek_48, Efinna, Frau Blucher, Kinder Blucher, Maria81, Misdemeanor1331, Mistress Lynn and Photon08
Purveyors of Aid to Those Seeking Horror, Thrills, and Dark, Depraved, Absolutely Filthy Smut
are proud to present...

 

ESCAPE FROM MALFOY MANOR!
 
WARNING!
Don't read this book straight through from beginning to end! There are many different possibilities for adventure! From time to time as you read along, you will be asked to make a choice for Hermione. Your choice may lead to her success or disaster (but most often, her disaster).

Hermione’s story is a result of your choice. After you decide, click on the hyperlink to see what happens next.

Think carefully before you make a move! One mistake could be Hermione’s last…

Hint: We highly recommend drawing a map of the hedge maze, and your reading format must support embedded links else the story will not make any sense.

Another Hint: We will know if you cheat.

Warning taken directly from Book 1 of the ‘Choose Your Own Adventure’ series: “The Cave of Time” by Edward Packard.

Notes:

UPDATE!!!!! For those who are interested, Chapter 96 is a cheat chapter. If you don’t want to flail through the decisions or the maze, there are maps, chapter indexes, and a decision tree.

 

A few things before we start:

 

1) The chapter and word count are deceiving. Chapters range in length from one sentence (or some self-explanatory art) to a couple thousand words. The ‘correct route’ with no mistakes is novel length ~70K words, so you will be reading at least that much to get to the end.

2) We have a discord server for any readers that want to commiserate over this insanity, swap hints, join forces to solve the maze, see all the art regardless of which chapter you stumble upon, wonder why in the world you started reading this thing, and yell at the creators for making everyone suffer so much. :D The invite is good for 30 days. If it doesn't work, leave a comment letting us know and we'll fix it.

3) This is a truly collaborative effort! All artists were involved in the brainstorming/story crafting and drove the plot just as much as the writers. Similarly, some of the art was instigated by the writers. We even had some writers drawing and some artists writing. It’s impossible to separate the creation of the story from the artists or the creation of art from the writers. So if you feel inspired to comment (and we hope you will!), please know that we all did this together! And if you were wondering, Kinder Frau refers to Frau Blucher’s children. They both contributed to this horror show. It's wholesome fun for the entire family.

4) Abandon Hope All Ye Who Enter Here…
This tale is full of extremely graphic violence and groan inducing puns (there are some truly terrible puns). But due to the story framework and the repeated dark content, we will NOT have trigger warnings on individual chapters. Honestly, there aren’t enough trigger warnings in the world for this fic. We have pushed our limits, grossed each other out, given each other nightmares, and laughed maniacally the entire way through.

The tags you see listed are comprehensive and may appear in the story at any time, without warning, depending on which choice you make. For those that have difficulty with sudden graphic violence, triggering content, and niche porn, we are advising you now: take those tags seriously. However, if you have any questions about triggers that you don’t see tagged, or aren’t sure if a listed tag covers something that bothers you, feel free to ask in the comment section or reach out to one of the creators on social media. We’re here to help! But if any of those tags are not for you, this is your last chance to turn away. We're not pulling any punches.

For those few remaining brave souls… (sinister grin)

Welcome.

 

Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

“There is no great genius without some touch of madness.”

- Aristotle

 

 

The smell hit her first. Dank, moldy wafts of stale air clogged Hermione’s nostrils. It was heavy, full of moisture, and painful to breathe. It was also cold. Too cold. She hugged herself tighter. Where was her blanket? 

With surprising difficulty, she extended her limbs—stiff from clutching herself in a ball—and groaned as hard protrusions dug into her side, hip, and back. Stone? 

Her jaw hurt from the instinctive chattering of her teeth. She splayed her hands across the unfamiliar jagged surface, searching. When her fingers found nothing, she blinked her eyes open and lifted her head, squinting at a dim, distant light.

The poor illumination revealed the floor-to-ceiling iron bars of a prison cell. Hermione’s pulse raced in delirious confusion.

Fear-stoked adrenaline propelled her to her feet, the movement too fast for her aching body. Wincing, she frantically took stock of her surroundings. Three thick walls, probably constructed of the same stone as the floor. No windows. No objects that she could use as tools or weapons. 

How did she get here? Where was here?

Although terrified, her training kicked in. Identify potential assets and dangers. She dropped to her knees, desperately feeling around the uneven floor, then up the walls, fingernails digging into every minute crack. There was hardly any chipping mortar, no loose stones.  

And no sign of her wand. 

“Hello?” Hermione’s voice was raspy with disuse. She coughed to clear it, then called out, “Hello?” as loud as she dared. 

She held her breath, listening for fellow prisoners or other signs of life. All she heard was the steady plop of a slow, solitary leak, dripping into a puddle somewhere to her left.

Despair threatened, but rationality conquered. 

She wasn’t going to give up and die. Her apparent imprisonment in this cell was a problem to solve, not an impossibility. There had to be a way out. 

If she had enough time, she’d find it.

Squatting down in the cell’s rear corner, Hermione scraped at the seam between two large hewn stones. The most obvious long-term solution was working a stone loose and using it to bash her cell bars or her jailer. 

If nothing else, the repetitive task occupied her hands. Her mind raced to find something more efficient. 

She studied the bars, lightly crusted with rust, over her shoulder. By her estimation, they were only five inches apart. Could she shimmy through? Find a place to hide and eventually escape?

Tentatively, she extended her fingers. As they neared the bars, a slight buzzing tickled her skin. 

Thinking better of it, Hermione withdrew her hand and dug her nails into the fabric of her sleeve. It wasn’t enough. She growled in quiet frustration and began to bite and gnaw at the cuff. She pulled at the seam with her teeth until she finally tore a piece free. Wetting the fabric with her spit, she rolled the thin material into a cylinder and poked at the iron bars. A steady vibration hummed along the fabric and up through her fingers, tingling her palm and wrist.

Just as she’d thought. An embedded Stunner.

She was trapped—a prisoner of war. 

Torture. Death. Faced all alone, with little hope of rescue. 

After repeating a useless search of her cell, Hermione sat on the ground and squeezed her eyes shut, trying to stem her tears. 

Five long years of fighting hadn’t prepared her for her turn in hell. 

Worse still, she couldn’t remember what had happened to bring her here. 

Ginny goading her into a pick-up Quidditch match—  

Bill showing her and Parvati a cursed jewel, pried from the hilt of a dagger he’d found in Iran—

Susan giggling while Ron poured her another glass of wine—  

No. She’d been on a mission but had returned safely. As had Tonks, Harry, Zach, Cormac, and several others.

Hadn’t she?

Images of her friends and fellow fighters became muddled. Her mind was betraying her. Frustrated tears welled in her eyes. She remembered everything; why not this? 

Hermione stood, wrapped her arms around herself, and stalked the edge of her cell, scanning the corners and the seams where the walls met the floor, hoping she’d missed something. Running her hand along the uneven stone, her fingertips hit the occasional cold trail of water. The tiny rivulets presence only amplified the scratch of her parched throat. 

If the walls were damp, maybe she was underground. 

Or in Azkaban. 

Wiping her hand on her trousers, she gazed upward. The ceiling didn’t show any more variety than the walls or floor. 

She ground her teeth, fighting the urge to scream. 

The sharp tap of boots on stone approached from the right. Hermione sucked in a breath. 

Maybe the guard wasn’t coming to her; there had to be other prisoners. But if he was, she could buy herself time by pretending to be asleep. Her escape plan could wait until she had more—or any—usable information. 

Or maybe the stranger would be willing to make a deal with her. There was plenty the Order could offer that might sway an avaricious or unwilling jailer. And maybe…  

Maybe she knew him. A handful of her classmates had joined in Voldemort’s service, either on their own or under threat. If this guard were one of the latter, she might be able to plead her case. Maybe he’d be open to helping her return to the Order safely. 

The footsteps grew louder. She had to choose. 

But which option would give her the best chance of escape?

Notes:

Decision point:

Should Hermione interact with the guard?

 

Pretend to be asleep?

 

Or perhaps get advice from readers just as terrified as you at the Escape From Malfoy Manor discord server? (The invite is good for 30 days. If it doesn't work, leave a comment letting us know and we'll fix it.)

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