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Everyone was sitting in the Great Hall, about to start their lunch. Dumbledore just finished his speech when all of a sudden, music blasted around them. All but two people looked around in confusion. Harry Potter and Severus Snape ducked their heads, hiding their grins. When they looked up, it looked like they were just as confused as everyone else. A muggle-born yelled, "That's heavy metal music. I think it's Black Sabbath's 'Lady Evil.'"
Harry and Severus looked at each other, and turned away immediately. Just then, the doors opened and a metal suit flew through. Landing between the student tables and the staff table. Everyone noticed the suit was in gryffindor colors. To Most of their shock, the suit slowly faded away to reveal a man in a Black Sabbath muscle shirt and a pair of jeans.
Hermione Granger stood up, "That's Tony Stark!"
Tony looked at her, "Why, Thank you for that marvelous introduction. Oops, I forgot to turn off the music!"
Harry hid a pout. IT was getting to the good part! Severus stood up, and walked over to Tony. Tony saw him coming, "Oh my, Lord Prince. So charmed to see you again!"
Severus smirked, "Lady Evil, really? You couldn't find a tamer song for children?"
"Isn't this a magical school full of little witches and wizards? Besides, I'm in Witches Valley, I won't close my eyes."
Severus rolled his eyes, "Been watching Hocus Pocus again?"
Tony grinned, "Any Sanderson sisters around here?"
"Only thing close enough is the Black Sisters."
Draco stood up, "Hey, one of them is my mother!"
Tony turned to him, and his eyes grew wide. "Wow! Never seen hair so white on one so young. You must be Draco Malfoy."
Harry ducked his head again.
Draco looked at him, "Why, I never! Wait until my father..."
"yah yah yah. Sit down and take the broom out of your ass, little malfoy!" Tony rolled his eyes. Draco sat down, his mouth agape.
Albus Dumbledore stood up, "Excuse me, Mr. Stark. WHy have you disturbed my school and insulted my student?"
Tony looked around, and saw the old man. He looked at Severus, "That must be Dumblebore."
Hermione glared, "That is Professor Dumbledore to you, Mr. Stark."
"Oh sit down, little girl. I don't take orders from anyone, except my husband."
Severus raised an eyebrow, "It's legal? You finally wore him down?"
Tony grinned, "Paperwork signed this morning."
Harry smirked. He stood up, and walked toward Tony. To the whole school's shock, Harry started changing. No longer was he the skinny runt they all knew. In his place was a man as tall as Severus, his brown hair hanging down his back tied together with leather straps. Instead of the Hogwarts uniform, a pair of jeans and grey tank top with guns and roses printed on it. All the girls were staring at this man. All the boys were in shock, some in lust.
As Harry walked to Tony, Tony sang, Lady Evil, Evil She's a magical, mystical woman. Lady Evil, Evil She's the queen of my night.
Harry smirked as a hand reached for his cheek, pulling him into a hard kiss.
Ginerva screamed "NOOO!"
Albus looked shocked at what he was seeing.
Severus grinned, scaring all the students.
Harry pulled away from his husband, "Now they know. Let's blow this pop stand."
Tony grinned. "By the way, Dumb as a door, your dark lord is Dead. We took care of the problem. Now, if you don't mind. I am taking my husband and my brother. now, I need a scotch."
Harry looked at him, "Sounds good to me."
"Same." Severus smirked.
Tony hit a button on his magic proof iron suit, and was slowly encased in it. Harry's eyes lit up as he watched. "Now, That's a gryffindor suit."
Tony lifted his faceplate and smirked at his husband. Severus muttered, "Why couldn't my husband be here?"
Tony heard him, "Oh Reindeer games is here."
Severus glared at him, "Do you HAVE to call him that?"
"Unfortunately, my love, he does." A man in black and green slowly appeared. Severus smiled and pulled the newly arrived Loki into a kiss.
Tony gagged, "That will never look good to me."
Harry laughed.
Draco looked on in shock, "Wait, You're married to Loki?"
Severus raised an eyebrow, and Draco looked down.
All of a sudden, two redheads ran over to Loki. "Oh Master Loki, We are your humble servants."
Harry rolled his eyes, "Loki, may i present Frederick and George Weasley, Pranksters extraordinare."
Loki looked at them, "Hmm.. they will do."
The twins smirked at him, and the rest of the Weasleys jaws dropped. Harry looked around. "Let's go. I'm eager to see the team!"
Severus raised an eyebrow, "You really want to put up with that bunch?"
Harry smirked, "Better than this bunch!"
Severus nodded.
As the student body and the teachers watched, Loki wrapped an arm around Severus waist and the two of them disappeared. Harry wrapped his arms around Iron Man's neck, and Tony started the suit. He saluted and the two of them flew out the doors. The song Psycho man was heard playing as they left. Another muggleborn called out, "Psycho man! Oh that's a cool song!"
Albus Dumbledore sat heavily into his seat, reeling from the loss of both his potions professor and the boy who lived.