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It was a normal day at Sobu School, and the literature teacher only sighed as she massaged her forehead, staring at her most troublesome student.
"I'm sorry I fought with those Sensei guys." Hyoudou Issei scratched his cheek.
With a muscular body, evident even through baggy clothing, and a face neither cute nor ugly, Issei may have been popular at school.
But there were two problems.
One, the brunette was a hopeless pervert, lecturing on the beauty of women in countless presentations, with explicit slides, which have led him to almost receive beatings by the offended and somewhat flattered girls ...
And two, for being a problem magnet.
"It's the third time you this month." The teacher sighed. "You have to admit that some of the fault is yours."
"I keep saying no, I was just defending myself." Issei answered.
"That's what you say, but those guys disappeared when the police showed up."
"... Okay, you got me there." Issei looked away.
"Talk to me with more respect, I’m your sensei." Shizuka scolded him.
"Sorry."
Issei couldn’t explain to his favorite teacher how the criminals were Youkai who wanted to kill him for being the red dragon, and that only the illusion magic he got from Tsukiyomi allowed him to make the normal humans not see the magic being used, nor the tails of the monsters or his Sacred Gear.
"What am I gonna do with you?" The sensei massaged her forehead with her hands. "It's pure luck you weren't kicked out, and that's not counting your presentation on the magnificence of breasts."
"Yeah, Yukino-chan almost killed me." Issei remembered that occasion.
"That’s it, Yukinoshita!" Shizuka got up from the chair, now being cheerful. "Follow me."
"Don't wanna." Issei was then glared by his favorite teacher. "Sure, I'd love to." Not even devils were that intimidating.
"That's how I like it." The teacher had the perfect method to keep Hyoudou on the right track.
X – X – X
It was the second day since Hikigaya Hachiman joined the service club, and the black-haired man had already become bored of reading his light novel, leaving it on the table and watching the club president reading at the other end of the table.
"Can you stop seeing me, Hikigerm-kun?" The black-haired young woman asked in a cold tone.
"What the hell?" The boy got scared. "Do you have a radar or something to notice when people look at you?"
"Yes, I got it." The Yukinoshita turned the page of her book.
"What are you, a psychic?"
"Only for perverts."
"Who would wanna leer at you?"
"Perverts like you."
Before the young teens could continue to bicker, Professor Hiratsuka opened the door without warning.
"Hello, my dear students." Shizuka smiled. "Did you miss me?"
"Nope." Hachiman replied with a deadpan tone.
"Hiratsuka-sensei, please knock on the door before entering."
"Sorry, sorry." The older woman apologized. "I'm here to show you your new clubmate."
"What?" Issei, behind her, asked, unseen by the black-haired students.
The teacher didn’t respond to the Hyoudou, and moved to the side, showing the unwitting offender to the duo.
"Harem King Hyoudou?" Hachiman asked, remembering the other boy's nickname.
"Issei..." Hachiman shrank upon hearing the poison in Yukino's words.
"I remembered that you two know each other..." Shizuka also heard the tone of her favorite student. "Well, I let you get to know each other better." The teacher escaped. "A female student is coming for your help afterwards, so keep an eye out!"
Issei stood at the entrance of the door, scratching his cheek, embarrassed by the nickname the boy told him, and by the cold look of his friend.
"What’s up, Yukino?" Issei began to speak. "Your club looks a bit boring." The brunette covered his mouth.
"You continue with the habit of talking with your foot in your mouth." The black-haired beauty sighed.
"Do you know each other?" Hachiman asked, wanting clarification.
"She's my best friend." Issei said to him with a smile. "And who are you?"
"Hikigaya Hachiman."
"Hyoudou Issei, nice to meet ya." Issei greeted the other male.
The black-haired boy just nodded back.
"And what does he mean by Harem king?" Yukino looked at his 'friend' without blinking.
"We-Well..." Issei looked away. "It's just a joke between the guys." The Hyoudou spoke. "Can I leave?" Yukino's gaze scared him more than a bunch of devils cornering him to kill him.
"No, I have to explain what you will do here." Yukino guessed why the teacher brought her friend to the club. "You will join the service club." The blue-eyed girl declared.
"Okay." Issei shrugged, having no problem spending more time with his best friend.
"And then you'll tell me what Hikigaya-kun means by the Harem King..."
"Okay..." Issei said frightened.
"Wow..." Hikigaya thought. "I never expected Yukinoshita to have an errand boy." The black-haired guy thought that relationship was anything but friendship.
"Sit down." Yukinoshita pointed to a chair in the heap.
Issei lifted a chair and sat next to Yukino, changing Hachiman's perception as he noticed how the girl didn’t refuse the action, and showed a small smile.
"Well, now could you explain to me what I have to do?" Issei asked.
"First..." A knock on the door interrupted the Yukinoshita. "Come on in."
The door of the living room opened, and the three 'members' of the service club saw a cute girl with dyed pink hair walk in and see the curious place, before their eyes flashed at the sight of the trio.
"She is..." Hikigaya's gaze became even more dead when he saw someone from the 'popular' group of his class.
"2-F class Yuigahama." The Yukinoshita recognized the other teenager.
"D Cup... or DD?" Issei needed more data to arrive at a concrete result.
"Is this the service club?" The cute girl asked.
"Yes, that's right." The long-haired girl answered. "Go ahead, Yuigahama-san, take a seat and explain your problem to us."
The pink haired cutie sat in the chair that Issei left her, the brown-haired teen looking for another one and then sitting on the other side of Yukino, so that the three members of the club could see the girl.
"Well..." Yui became nervous at Issei's intimidating gaze. "Well..." The Yuigahama sought the gaze of the Hikigaya, but he avoided her.
SLAP!
"That hurt, Yukino-chan." The more muscular guy massaged his head.
"Why are you staring at her so intensely?" Yukino asked her best, and only friend.
"I'm copying you." The boy fought back.
"You don't, I've never been such an abrasive person." The black-haired girl answered.
"You totally are."
"I agree with Hyoudou, Yukinoshita." Hikigaya added.
"Clearly you both suffer from poor judgment, if you don't understand that my gaze reflects seriousness and competence."
"I've known you for years, and I'm still intimidated by your gaze."
"Accept it, Yukinoshita, you are like the main antagonist of an Otome game." Hachiman said amused.
"Oh, you're right." Issei slammed a fust into his palm.
Yukino started insulting both clubmates for a few minutes, they responding back, with the potential customer turning her head all the time, a small smile forming on her cute face.
"This club..." Yui began to speak. "It looks really fun!" The three members of the service club stopped talking to see her.
"Did you fall on your head when you were little?" Hachiman asked.
"Don't be a meanie, Hikki." The girl pouted.
"Who do you call Hikki?" Hachiman was annoyed.
"To you, Hikki."
"Sounds good, I'd rather call you that than Hikigaya." Issei said amused.
"Right?" The pinkette turned excitedly. "I think it's one of my best nicknames."
"I never accepted being called that."
"Sorry buddy, but we are the majority, from now on you will be Hikki."
"Hikki, Hikki..." Yui echoed.
"Quiet!" Yukino raised her voice. "Issei, stop bothering Hikigaya-kun, his eyes will become even more dead if you continue." The girl took advantage to insult the other student.
"But you just had..." Yukino looked at him. "Okay, okay." The boy raised his hands in retreat. "And then she says h34 look isn’t intimidating." The red dragon thought.
"Very well." Yukino made sure to glare at Hikigaya as well, before addressing the other girl in the living room. "Tell us what your problem is, Yuigahama-san."
"Well... I wanna learn how to make cookies!" Yui said excitedly.
"I see, it's a problem we can help you with." The black-haired woman answered elegantly. "I have quite some knowledge about cooking."
"Now you can say that; you used to burn what you touched." Issei murmured.
Yukino hit him in the shin.
"Why do you wanna learn for?" Hikigaya asked with narrowed eyes.
"Well, I wanna keep that a secret." Yui blushed.
"It's because of a boy." Issei raised his head, having overcome the pain of the blow.
"It isn’t!" The pinkette responded quickly, too quickly.
"I think it is..." The Sacred Gear user started smiling.
"Nope." The girl refused again.
"Yes."
"Not at all."
"Enough, that’s enough." Yukino massaged her forehead. "I feel like I lose neurons when you guys talk."
"Shit, I thought the same thing." Hikigaya got scared. "I already knew that Hyoudou and Yuigahama were idiots, but together they are a danger." For his mental strength.
"Alright, we can go to the kitchen club lounge, they don't have a meeting today, and Hiratsuka-sensei would lend us the key..." The long-haired girl looked at the door. "Right?"
"... Yeh." The teacher replied.
"..." Hikigaya put his hand on his face, feeling embarrassed by their teacher. "She brought you here, right?" The black-haired man asked his classmate.
"Yes." The girl scratched her cheek.
"Sensei, get yourself a life." Issei advised his teacher.
"Shut up!"
The teenagers could feel that Shizuka was destroyed by the comment.
X – X – X
The quartet was in the kitchen club, and Yukino began to teach the other girl how to bake.
Issei, who didn't wanna go out yet and be attacked by some idiot from the supernatural factions, also wanted to learn.
Hikigaya sat on a bench and watched both idiots listen to the ice queen like two little children.
"You should first beat the egg along with the vanilla and sugar." Yukino explained as she whisked the mixture into a large bowl. "The mixture must be homogeneous, that way, no lumps form afterwards."
"Question?" Issei raised his hand.
"Yes?" The girl kept moving her hands.
"Can't we learn by doing?" The superhuman pointed to Yui's hands and his own, both empty.
"Another day, first, I want you both to learn." Issei and Yui felt a chill when the girl looked at them. "I know you, Issei-kun, and it seems that Yuigahama is just like you."
"Do you also put salt more than once on the salad?" Yuigahama asked Issei.
"Sometimes." The red dragon's face lit up. "Ohhh..."
"Yes, oh." Yukinoshita said dryly. "Now pay attention."
The duo nodded, and the long-haired girl kept explaining the steps to make some homemade cookies, Issei and Yui taking out notebooks to write down what they considered important.
"At least they're not gonna make me try the cookies." Hikigaya thought relieved. "Good thing Hyoudou was here." If Issei hadn't been, Yukino would have let Yui bake.
His stomach wasn't gonna live through it.
The hours passed, and the sunset appeared in the distance, Yukino finishing explaining and baking the cookies, while reviewing what each idiot wrote.
"Issei-kun, it's 180°, not 100°." Yukino corrected his friend.
"Ah, excuse me, I was thinking about something else." Just at that time Yui had moved, and the sight distracted the pervert.
"I can imagine." Yukino said sarcastically. "Yuigahama-san, it's not 20 minutes, it's 10."
"But with 20 they would look more browned and crispier." The girls pouted.
"No, they would burn, change it."
"Okay."
The timer reached zero, and both students breathed a sigh of relief when the taller girl stopped correcting them to get the cookies out of the oven.
"One should let them sit for about 10 minutes, and then people can eat them." The black-haired teen gave them a faint smile. "Did you understand?"
"Yes, sensei." Issei and Yui saluted the other student.
"Yeah, yeah..." Hikigaya said, while checking the phone. "It's time to go home." The boy wanted to go to his beloved Vita-chan at home.
"Thank you for everything, Yukinon." The student in class 2-F said animatedly.
"You're welcome, but don't call me Yukinon."
"It's a cute nickname." Yui fought back.
"It's like a nickname for a cat." Issei added, when he saw Yukino begin to get irritated.
"..." The black-haired beauty calmed down a little. "Since we will continue with the lessons, you can call me Yukinon, if that makes you feel more comfortable."
"You’re the best." Yui wanted to hug her new friend.
"Don't worry, Yukino-chan isn’t so cool with newcomers." Issei calmed the other cooking trainee.
On the other hand, Hikigaya watched the interaction between the three of them curiously, finding the relationship between the black-haired girl and the other boy quite strange.
"I thought she was colder." The girl gave him that impression the day he was forced to join the service club. "And it may seem so with his comments to Hyoudou, but he doesn't pay much attention to them, and Yukinoshita puts up with all the nonsense he says." Hikigaya thought. "Hyoudou’s a pervert, that's as real as that fake’s, Hayama's, popularity’s real, but Yukinoshita doesn't seem to be disgusted with him."
It's a relationship that didn't make sense, but Hikigaya could clearly see how comfortable they were both with each other, so much so that even Yuigahama could be included in the conversation and not look out of place.
"How interesting." Hachiman smiled. "Will I be able to see that kind of relationship here?"
Maybe Hiratsuka-sensei didn't ruin his afternoons after all.
X – X – X
"Will you still go to the service club?" Yukino asked Issei when they were both waiting for the train. "I know Hiratsuka-sensei forced you to join, but you’re not a member until you fill out the form." Form she didn't show.
"Yeah, it will be fun." Issei smiled. "It's been a while since we've done anything together."
"It must be because you're fighting every day, like a dog marking its territory with urine."
"... Sometimes you're very hurtful."
"I'm just telling the truth."
"But you can also not say it and tell me something like..." Issei raised the tone of his voice. "Issei-kun, I don't like to see those thugs ruin your day, they should be ashamed of bothering you so much." The Hyoudou imitated in a bad way the cute girl’s voice.
"Don't do that again."
"Why not, it went pretty well."
"It's an offense to all imitations."
Yukino's train arrived, and the black-haired beauty boarded the transport and turned to say goodbye to her friend, before raising her eyebrow when Issei got on with her.
"It's too late, I'm gonna walk you to the apartment." Issei scratched his head.
"Knowing that a pervert like you wants to follow me home makes my hair stand on end." Sobu's top student said.
"It's not because of that."
"... I know, thank you for joining me." Yukino smiled sweetly at her friend.
"You'd look so much prettier if you always smiled like that."
"Issei-kun?"
"Yes?"
"Shut up."
"Ok."
The student duo went to one of the walls of the train, which began to move, talking about what they have done in the last week.
"I had to deal with a couple of idiots who wanted to get into a gang war." Issei explained his last confrontation with the hero faction. "And then other Kyoto fans wanted to beat me up for something that's not my fault." Just entering the hot springs and seeing Yasaka's bazookas was a lucky accident, not something he planned.
"Last year you didn't have so many problems, but now it seems like everyone hates you." That Issei’s always the person attacked was the only reason he was still in school. "It's like you have a magnet for problems."
"It makes sense." Ddraig attracted a lot of attention. "Hey, careful, asshole." Issei pushed a man who came very close to Yukino.
"Thank you." The Yukinoshita watched as the train filled up, space becoming scarcer and scarcer.
The long-haired teen sighed tiredly when a man proceeded to accidentally touch her hip, before her friend pushed him away from her again.
"You didn't have to accompany me." Yukino said.
"Let's not start that argument over, please." Issei said, without looking at her.
The brunette could be a pervert, but he would never touch a girl without her consent.
The red dragon stood behind her friend, putting each arm next to the black-haired beauty so that no one can touch her by accident.
"Better?"
"Better." Yukino admitted.
"I don't understand why there's so much degenerate lately." Issei said loudly, making sure that the people around would listen.
"I don't know, but you get used to it." Yukino explained. "When you're pretty, you'll always fall prey to those kinds of men."
"At least you're still as modest as ever." Issei said sarcastically.
"I never lie, Issei-kun." The young woman told him, seeing the wall. "Even if it's not to your liking," Woman with big breasts. "I'm a very attractive girl."
"What are you talking about?" The Sekiryuutei couldn't help but ask.
The female didn't respond, feeling a faint blush on her cheeks as she admitted a little of her insecurities.
The brown-haired teen, on the other hand, was gonna ask his friend again why she thought he wasn’t attracted to her, when suddenly the train slowed down, causing all the passengers to collide with the others.
"Good evening, we had a problem with a track." A voice was heard over the speakers. "We apologize for the inconvenience, but please stay in place while we fix the problem."
People complained for a few moments, but soon returned to their usual state, except for Issei.
"Yukino-chan..." The Hyoudou said in a broken voice. "Can you move?"
"Yes." The black-haired beauty sounded just as nervous.
Due to the strong movement of the train, Yukino had lost her stability and collided with the body of her only friend, a normal thing that wouldn’t be very important...
If it weren't for the female student's rear hitting the red dragon's crotch.
Issei could feel Yukino's shapely butt against his groin, and tried to get away from it before his friend woke up, but he couldn't do so for all the people behind him.
Yukino immediately stuck to the wall, facing straight ahead so that Issei wouldn’t see her notorious blush.
"Are you embarrassed?" Issei's mouth was faster than his brain when the boy saw the Yukinoshita's red ears.
"No, it's just that such an accident is very uncomfortable for both of us, and that's why I prefer to keep my distance for a few moments." Yukino explained very unconvincingly.
The train suddenly moved again, and Issei was propelled forward by the thrust of some men, causing the bodies of both students to meet again.
"This isn’t good." Issei thought, trying to fight his hormones.
A fight lost from the beginning, because the lack of space prevented Issei from hiding his reaction to the clash of bodies.
"Issei..." Yukino began to speak, trying to fight with her first anti-pervert instinct. "Is that what I think it is?"
"... Yeah, it is." Issei admitted.
The black-haired beauty tried to calm down, but Issei was pushed towards her again, causing the burly body of the Hyoudou to seize her body...
And her butt to feel Issei's erection.
"I can't help it." Issei murmured in Yukino's ear.
The train stopped at a station, but few people left, and many more people entered, further filling the compartment, the bodies of friends stuck against each other.
Issei gasped as the girl moved slightly against him to get some space.
"Don't move, Yukino-chan." Issei complained, feeling disgusted with himself. "I don't want you to feel that."
"Why?" The Yukinoshita answered, somewhat aggressive. "Did you want me to be with someone more voluptuous, like Yuigahama-san?"
"No, it's not because of that."
"It is, that's how you like girls." Yukino spoke. "No, harem king?"
"Don't be so aggressive, you know I grew up from that stage." The brunette got a little angry.
The girl didn’t wanna admit that she acted so aggressive to mask her excitement by the proximity with her only friend.
Issei glared at another man who wanted to take advantage of the closeness of the bodies to touch Yukino, hitting the pervert's hand very hard, before covering the hips of the black-haired beauty with his hands as a sign of her 'belonging' to him.
Yukino's breath was cut off as she felt Issei's hands wrap around her, and they both kept quiet for a few minutes, the female feeling Issei's member lose his erection as he got used to the compromising position.
An idea came to Yukinoshita's mind, a very dirty one...
"Ahh." Issei gasped as Yukino suddenly grinded her curvy rear against his crotch. "Yukino-chan?"
"Sorry, it was an accident." Yukino apologized.
Before Issei spoke again, someone pushed him again, causing him to stick even more to Yukino's body.
Issei opened his eyes when she heard a moan from Yukino, and instinctively, he squeezed the hips of his dearest friend.
"Was that an accident?" Yukino didn't wanna look at his friend and let him see her face.
"Yeah." Issei said.
"I see." The black-haired beauty moved against Issei again. "Sorry, this was also an accident."
Issei responded to the gesture by moving his hips against Yukino, pressing his erection against the firm butt of Sobu’s smartest student.
"Excuse me." Issei apologized for the 'accident'.
"That wasn't an accident." Yukino said, hiding her smile.
"…Yeah, you are right." Yukino had never heard Issei's voice sound so hoarse.
Issei's hands grabbed the girl's hips, and the young man began to move back and forth slowly, the people around them preventing his act from being discovered.
Yukino bit her lower lip, trying to silence her moans, moving her butt against Issei, putting aside any attempt to play innocent.
The duo kept moving against each other throughout the slow journey, stopping only when the subway arrived at a station, people leaving the transport, and more people entering.
Now the bodies of both teenagers were so close together that only Yukino could move, Issei moving with almost superhuman speed and taking her to the corner so he could surround her with only his body.
"Issei..." The cute girl murmured the name of her only friend, feeling his breath on the back of her neck.
The red dragon only squeezed his schoolmate's hips, before lowering a hand to caress Yukino's thick thigh.
The girl opened her mouth and moaned in a low voice, moving her ass to feel Issei's erection, grinding her behind on the male’s crotch to show that she was in control.
Both teens gasped slightly from the excitement of the situation, Issei holding on with all his being to not raise his hands to touch his best friend's small but very fine breasts.
“I can't stop.” Yukino thought, moving her hips up and down. "Why can't I stop?"
"I always thought Yukino-chan was cute." The red dragon felt intoxicated by the fragrance of the normal human. "But I never thought she would be so sexy."
The girl exclaimed in a low voice when her partner gave her a slight bite on the neck, marking her white skin as if he were marking his territory.
Issei pressed the girl against the wall, his erection feeling the softness of Yukinoshita's butt and his hands squeezing Yukino's stomach, almost touching the teenager's breasts.
The breathing of both was cut off, neither could speak, and only a moment of lucidity, product of the arrival at another station, stopped them.
People began to leave the train, giving them space to move.
But Issei didn't move...
…and Yukino didn't complain.
"Sorry, it was an accident." Issei repeated the words that started it all.
"I know, I forgive you." Yukino tried to maintain her usual composure.
The train was still busy, so the position of both was not exposed, but neither spoke of what just happened.
And if Issei left more than one mark on Yukino's neck...
And if Yukino slipped up and touched something she shouldn't...
None said anything.