baldis basics 18+

by wackywaku

Summary:

baldi but he

Notes:

this is really stupid and extremely satire so if you want something to actually read to then get out thank yuo

Chapter 1

Chapter 1: one meter

Onc... Ball die stode in the middl of the schol. He lookd arund and he sayd "hi" And all of a suden BOOM!!!!!!! The schol went explode and everythng wen blddddshshk The princpl was lik, "WHY did it go BOM?????" And bald was all like, "Uh…..... I dot kno" b But then, out of nowhere, plate time popd out and shoutd, "cdbhwkjdnms Let's jumprope ovur defirhn d v f te!" And she startd jumpng lol lol lol lol lol. ,gotta swep startd sweepng up th pices of the schol and was like "i am sweep flor" Even tho the mess was uncleanabl, gota sweeep kep broom princypl of tha thing was runing arund panicd yelling "No nunning hall!!!!! and no exploded schols eithr!" But nobody was lissning becus explodng schols a. mistman12 (he is game creato!!!!!!) sudenly apperd and was lik, "What This isnt in th game scrip!!,,,,,!" He his hed\ And the dust and the schol remaned in died, all the characters just stood ther, and confusd. They diddn't kno what to do nex so they singng a song about foot step. explodng schoo.

Chapter 2: chpater 2: ugly

Summary:

yeah

playr at Baldi's Schoool. His nam was Playr, cuss I coudn't think of anythin els. He had speshul powers, but I don't kno wat they are so I won't tel yu. So Playr was walkin thru tha sdhool, and he saw all t Baldi's Basic characters, lik Baldi, and ptime, and BUlly Ali. But no Stinky, cuz d no Stinky peeple. ugly. Playr was confuzd, cuz he didn't kno wat he was doin in the\ skool. He went up to bald and said, "Hi balde why am I here?????" Baldi looked at Playr and said, "I don't kno Playr. I'm just here to do math nd stuff. Maybe you shud ask the Princl." So Playr went to the princibal's offis, and princibal was ther, being all p. Playr was like "hi am i here" pprincipal looked at Playr with hi and said, "ok" Playr was dfihodfnc agen, but he didn't wanna ask anymor peeple, cuz he was getting tired of te. So he started waking around the scool tring to find noteboos. But he kept getting caught by bald and his ruler. "I am ruler yoo " Baldi sslap ruler hi on his hand. "You need to sbolve ja k math problms Playe r hi" But player didn't kno how to do m ath, so he run’d away. He ran into paytime, who was jumprope “ can you hel p me with" Play time was like "light bulb" Playr agreed, cuz he didn't hav any hgyuth choice. So he started fling h Playtime while tryin to solve math problems at the same time. It prlayr found all the noteboos he needed to escape baldi cchool. he is exit door and opened it. "Congartuathions play!!!!!!!!" bald said his hands. "You've es." And with that, Playr saidc Baldi's Schoo f. money.

Chapter 3: the horors

Summary:

goodness gracious

"Th nxt day after the scol went exploddy boom (rip schol 1900-2004), evryone was just. standin'fG in th DIRT lookign at each othr. Baldi was ther holding. yhe ruler (??ok) and he said, "Ok clsss. lesessn 1 is how 2 build a new schol frum dust." But then, plate time popd outta nowher wit A store cart.SHe sed, "I CAN SELfeL YOU WOODefwSDFOR MATH!" And Bald was , "no." Bald doest buy stuff ok. But sweoP was lik, "YEHA!!!" and bought 11 nail n no hammer b'cus. who needs hammer no
Th princpal was still runing arund yeling "That Gave Me The Chuckles!" vocabiulaty, like OK princypl we get it BOOOO throws an infant child at him… but Sweep was clewihdg AGAN ,but this time 2 SIWE[prd Playtim and pay time laughd "hi" so loud that the dust??? died. powedsr/ And evryone clapped except Arts and. acrafts (u knEo the; shy sock) BECus he donest clap. no hands. THEN. out of LITERALLY NO, Filename2 (aka Null) waked, "Ths is nt corrrrect. u all ARE RUINing th CODE of th GAMW!" and evryodne was lik "WHAT!!!!!" But prinicpas sed, "ok" and kilt Filename2. i am going to jeff the kill you. Mistman12 cam bak 2 yell at them agan n said, "STOPL YOU FGYSV JUST RUINED THE GAME crying emoji." but Bulle cam up and sed "i am the bully" and Mistman. he walked off into a sunset. idk how the a sunset hi. Then Bald said, "Ok, TECHJUb lsspn 2: how to hire a constrction crew." But nobdy listed cuz Baldi, It's a Bully, 1st Prize, Mrs. Pomp, The Test, PlaceFace and Cloudy Copter) are made in a 1999 3D-modeling and animation programPlaytim was , sweep , and principal was while stsil yelling "NO RUNNING!!!!" so yeah. The schol is still died but th vi\n. END OF chapter. Plattime laugh’d so hard she fell in wet cement and now s