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This specific night the mushroom village felt colder, the wind was blowing quite a lot and no sound was to be heard. On the biggest mushroom house Papa Smurf looked through the window, contemplating his life decisions. The work has a mayor of a village was to much for him, and after his break up with Gargamel he felt out of place, alone with a broken heart and no shoulders to cry on. Has such an important figure for the other smurfs he couldn't let out the fact that he wasn't feeling good, to not cause any preocupations over his fellows citizens. But still he missed the warm embrace of his ex lover, the nights they spent on bed looking at the spiders that crambled around Gargamel's celling, the nights where he would scream Gargamel's name over the top of his lungs when the old man would put him in all fours over the bed. Those sweet sweet moments were dear to the little Papa Smurf's heart and it felt like a knife was penetrating him. After lots of thinking Papa decided that he needed a time of everything that reminded him of Gargamel. He would leave the village and part on a new journey, somewhere far far away.
The smurf packed his stuff all inside his prada bag, took a last look of his house, and closed the door behind him. Before his departure he made sure to leave a letter on smurfette's letter box so they knew everything was ok.
Now was the time his life would change forever. Papa smurf took his car keys and hooped on his lamborghini and started driving to wherever his heart would guide him.
There is a saying, more like a myth that the old smurfs sayed to their kids. If u really desire something a road will show up to you, it must be night time, and u must be sure of what you doing, once you are close you will know where to turn.
Papa smurf was driving for hours now, no stops, no regrets, nothing. The soft sound of "California Girls" playing on the background was everything that could be heard on the car. Besides having his mind somewhere else he still was paying full attention to the road, making sure that he would get wherever safe, in reality he just didn't want to create any more problems for himself to deal with. Furthermore Papa started seeing things, like when he smoked one of those mushrooms Gargamel would bring him when they were laying on the couch watching a movie. On the leaves of the trees little gold glimmers started showing up, a weird white owl started following his car, inside his owl mouth a cremish letter with a red stamp, moreover the radio of his car started weirdly going of and on and suddenly a different music started playing. Papa smurfed turned it off thinking the bluethooth of his phone would have connected out of the nowhere and a random song from spotify would be playing, but seconds after the music started playing again "tu tu tututu tu tu tu tuuu, tu tututu tuu tuuuu" (harry potter theme lyrics) suddenly a flash of bright light blinded him.
Papa smurf- "Fuck where am i???"
??? - " HEY, lay down, we found you knocked out on the forest do we brought you up to the school's infermery so you could get checked out!.... Oh by the way! My name is hermione Granger, im Hogwarts School's nurse and acient student!"
Papa smurf (on his mind) - "The fuck is this bitch talking about??" (Not on his mind) - "Yo im Papa Smurf. The Fuck is Hogwarts???"
Hermione - " Bitch you lowkey dumb has fuck,.Hogwarts is a school for witches and wizzards and some random shit like flying furries and draguns etc.."
Papa smurf - "Nah... i can't believe i ended up on a place that remindes me more of my Ex then my hometown..."
Hermione - "cheated?"
Papa smurf - "Yah gurl with the thunking emo smurfette bitch"
Hermione - " No cap bro that's fucked up, my bad."
Papa smurf - "Gurl no need to apoligise you have nothing to do with that, by the way im Papa Smurf, i come from Mushroom village in the middle of a forest. Im kinda popular over there besides the blonde bitch, cause she be outshining everyone over there. "
Hermione - "We also had a blonde bitch that tried to outshine over everyobody, his name was Draco Malfoy, we kinda made out sometimes but other then that he would fuck Harry most of the time, i was more like a last ressource if you get it."
Papa smurf - "Damn guess we have similar problems, we bout to be real friends in this shit"
Hermione - " yeah"
That day Hermione showed Papa smurf around, at night time papa went to the big eating area where a random hat was sitting on a chair to get is head read like those bitches who ask you 50 dollars to read some random devination shit from google. This random bitch ass hat speaked and he said he was from sliter.io or something like that. Hermione tried to explain him that he was now part of the snake bitches and the only thing he had to do his to suck voldemorts dick and hate on random guys with round glasses and face scars.